The mystery of babar

It's a mystery

Episode Transcript

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Well, I'm gonna go and startrecording. Okay, so he what was
the last cartoon you watched? What? Maybe what was the last cartoon you
legit watched like that you really enjoyedthat, like you revisited or anything like
that. That's funny whatever days LowerDecks is pretty good. Yeah, probably

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the drama has that been looking backand watching a droma episodes getting caught up
just a refresher memory not I justdon't know to give you more the mood
to watch the new seasons. Ineed to remember refreshers with Futurama, good

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sir. I have been hardcore reviewingwell, going back over Jackie channipinchers it
a good show. It's all onUH, which I don't understand when Jackie
canned Chance just didn't voice Jackie Chan. He did little vignettes at the end

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of episodes. I think he feltlike his voice wasn't good for who but
the god just doesn't Jackie Chan trueyour Wye Bye Dowd, it's your gold

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boy boy Heidi show whatever. Idon't think the fun The funny thing is
that actually is a boom that isused like in UH to get rid of
spirits. The actual the actual uhwording is begone evil spirits, but he

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uses it when he's like casting everyspell ever, he's always fighting a god
named spirit. I'm at where yeah, so like the first like I'm revisiting
cause like it's like you know whatit showed up on, uh, like
on Amazon Prime. I was like, ooh, ooh, I wanna watch

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now when we go to on cartoons, we love him? What you one
of your favorite cartoons? In oneof my favorite cartoons? Yeah that if
it's on TV, you make timefor it. Mm well fu trauma goes

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without saying so I'll add that,how was under cats? How was just
channel scrolling? You have a thunder? Cats is on? It's an immediate
was the other cats? How watchedthose episode? So still gets played periodically,

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but she'll ae Combs in twenty secondcentury? Where the hell is that
getting played at? I can't evenfind that stream so well, besides YouTube
and two B, it's on TV. It's on two B. I will
have to look back. They actuallystill play it on like you know,

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like the weird like free TV channelsthat like you can get like through the
high HD, like the weird likechannels for kids. You know what I
mean. Yeah, yeah, itshowed up like I wasn't like this was
years ago, back when me andDead were still together. Showed up on

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a on one of those TV channels. I immediately said, I said,
no, you stopped right there.She combs in a twenty second century.
I have such a good show,you know what. Also popped up Mummies

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Alive. It was a fun showus to watch at four before school for
a while. They're like box orwhatever, but it was it was like
it it was Power Rangers, BeastFours, Mummies Alive. In the mornings
for me where like cause I rememberMummies Alive. It was on Channel fourteen,

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which was ABC Family and Stuff.In the morning they would play Monster
Rancher Mummies Alive depending on what dayit was. Uh Caung the animated series,
which was fantastic. By the way, I can't wait to do a

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review on that. I think Iactually did a review on it, but
it ended up turning bad, soI deleted the episodes. But then there
was like Flint the Time Detective.I never remember that the uh another one
that was uh it oh anoh aTeuton comment or something like that. King

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Tut. It was about this.Uh this kid who got turned like this.
I guess it was a toot andcomment or something. This kid Pharaoh
ends up getting like I got,sucking at his job or destroying ma like
being evil with magic or something.They decide to like mm, mummify him

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any thousand you know, millions thousandsof years later he wos up. You
know, it wakes up. Oh, there was a lot lot lots of
uhummy shows. Yeah, mummy showsjust because of the uh the Mummy random

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Frasier. Yeah, you gotta writethese booktails. It's around that time,
Lake, what do we have?We had mummies alive, touoper common,
we had O. I hate doingthese episodes at work. It adds to

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the ombion it die. No,it's sound effects here, folks. This
is a real life. You're gettingreal You get to hear two grown men
suffer while we're on our lunch.MM. Listen to us get act m

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bobs asmor What else have you beenwatch'em? Like with well, like
with the kids. Then anything interestingother than the discovering punstones not really.

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MM sins watches so much Barbie stuff, and then Bubble'll just watch weird stuff
like Larva and if you watch outof Netflix. No, it's just weird.
It's it's like producing the Pull underRussia and it shows he thinks it's
hilarious. It's just weird. You'rejust waiting for him to start converting.

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Or for Booba you used watch Boobaa lot Boomba Booba. Nothing mary with
that one either, it's this weirdlittle little grimlin who destroys stuff. It's
it's another like European show that doesit. Like European humor does not translate

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well to a US audience unless you'reseven years old grown. So you didn't
like Monte Python, we'll go childrenhumor. Then British humor is different.

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And with British humor it is eitherhilarious or is deadpant totally dumbest, most
unfunny thing ever seen. There areBritish shows that I will just about test
my fans laugh the day, andthen there are British shows that I'm like,
how does anybody think this is funny? The Monty Python ever do anything

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animated? Yeah? Not on someof your favorite cartoons, jokes that just
make you like you just pee yourpants, like laughing that just makes you
chuckle at every like time cartoon jokes. Yeah, I I l I always

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loved the running gang in FUTRONMA,not the hard one. It's my favorite.
Yeah, the vendor is forty percentwhatever the situation calls for. It's
a mighties and I think somebody wentthrough and added it all up where he's

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like a hundred and seventy eight percentsomething. You know, it's like it
doesn't the math doesn't mat Bender's justthe ultimate robots. But one of my
favorite running like jokes from any cartoons. And then they're scruffy. Then he
just pops up. Nobody knows whohe is. Who are you for?

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Janity? Have never sent you before? I cont Destiny is calling. It's
one of my favorite chokes that makesme. I don't know why, it
just makes me laugh. It's solike you got two people. It's like

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like in so it's like they usedit in the Mario movie where Mario was
just sitting there just like you know, he's having like the worst, like
he's just not doing well. Andthen like the uh the Plumber and like
where like Brooklyn's flooded and all thatstuff, and Queens is it's either Brooklyn
and Queen. I think queens isflooded and they're just like, well,

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nobody save us. And then likeLuigi sitting rap aside me and said,
that's it, Luigi, Destiny's Colinlou and then Luigi just Destiny Masaccio from
high school. I just it's alwayssomething like Destiny from high school. And
I don't know why. That justmakes me laugh so fucking There are some

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other good running gags that you canalways that just can't help but chuckle at
because bugs money is the master ofthem. Well, another another good one.
You can't cross this line, Ohyes I will. Well you can't
cross this line, Oh yes Iwill. How's that burrito hot? I

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wouldn't. I wouldn't know it.If rito to be hot temperature, i'd
say, like right now, cartoonwise that I've probably been watching, I've
been trying to get caught up onone piece. That's an impossibility. No,

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it's not. You just gotta knowhow to do it. You have
to have been watching it for thelast you know, thirty eight years,
and it's been on. No,you can get caught up in as to
end it does. Nothing needs togo on that long. I'm sorry you
can't, honestly sit here and tellme that the current One Piece that you

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watch is just as good. It'slike first season one Piece. Actually,
no, not actually, nothing staysgood that mom, even you drama and
I love. The first four seasonsare a perfection. They are a masterpiece.
You haven't read One Piece it's tooall boom, so is Star Trek.

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Star Trek is different. One Pieceis one storyline, one character going
on in perpetuity. Star Trek isdifferent crews in different times, telling different
stories. Doctor who is the exactsame fucking way, but it is the
life of one guy who has differentreincarnations, who cleverly gets around that bym

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doing the incarnations. Yeah, andso it's legit the same fucking guy you
got recarded. Every doctor is differentand he brings his own even as I'll
even give I'll even give Pokemon this. They finally did retire ash after that
went on two fucking lungs, Like, my god, he's been fourteen for

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twenty eight years. Let him gohome, let him win. Finally win
in a bullshit manner? When doesAshton mount win in a bullshit manner?
I think the only time that hehasn't won in a bullshit matter is during
the Pokemon tournament, he always wentin some bullshit. You know, the

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trainer realized that he, you know, wants to change his ways. And
you know what I mean, likesome of some bullshit. You need your
stupid bullshit. I'm gonna I'm gonnaease you into one piece. No,
there's no easing into that. You'reyou're sitting there with like a strap on
dick. That's the biggest round isa coffee can and eighteen inches long,

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and you've got somebody bent over.You're like, I'm gonna ease this in.
I'm gonna eat there's no in youjust gotta do it the right way.
Giant dick that's going in your ass. There's no easy that is,
there's eventual acceptance. And then asit goes in, you're like, is
it ever going to end? Am? I? You know what? I

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will bet you fifty bucks. Theycan get finished one piece in two weeks
by we're just reading it two weeks. Yeah. Has the manga kept up
with the anime? The manga's aboveversa. No, the manga's above it.
So you want to you want meto read the library's worth of manga

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in two weeks? Yeah, it'seasy. What how much free time do
you think I have? There's areason we're potting at lunch. I can't
like that's saying for me how I'velike I I actually do it like periodically,
you just go back and reread stuff. There's too much ongoing material to

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go back and reread anything. Nobody'sever seen all of One Piece more than
once. I've seen it about threetimes. Keep it keeps going. When
it comes to like, this ishow when I how I deal with one
Piece? He this is how Iget caught up when it like, I
watch certain like arcs, so whenit like when I read, like,

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how I to show people how thisis how you get into one Piece.
You're better off starting out by readingit because unless if you want to get
caught up quick, you read it. You read the first for the East
Blue arc, the Alabasta arc,Skypia. Then you stop at Skypea.

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Then you got to watch the Geight arc. The G eight arc is
it's filler, but everybody who watchesit as there's a cannon because it's that
fucking good. It's a it's afiller arc that's actually worth the dam.
Then you go back to reading yeah, I don't. I'm not that committed
to my marriage. I'm not gonnabe committed to one piece. Sorry,

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honey, baby, night will haveto wait. I'm gonna read one piece.
You'd like it. I know fora fact you would. It feels
like it's too weird for me.That's as much as you like Dragon Ball
Z. I think you would enjoyone piece. And see, that's an

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example of a show that needs toend because Dragon Ball was its own story
in its own timeline, and thenhe had Dragon Ball Z and it's the
same characters. Yeah, but it'sthe timeline to have grown up. There's
new characters. And then you hadGT, which was way further down the

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timeline. You had new characters,new villains, blah blah, blah blah
blah. Dragon Ball Super is justa continuation of Z. True. It
picks up like immediately after and it'sjust the same fucking villains. It picks
up a picks up a good whileafter. What does it? No,
they picked up I want to saylike a few years after Boom, maybe

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two or three years yeah, twoor three years GT, like twenty years
in the future. Yeah, yeah, But with it, it's like I'll
it's the same villains. True.Yeah, they peppered in a couple of
new ones and it's the same villains. I agree with you on that one.

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But like the one thing I loveabout one piece, it's something different
like each arc is it's like it'slike unique. I find it harder anymore
to get into new anime, LikeI tried. I tried to into Naruto.
Well that's Sam's favorite. Like forme, I I liked Naruto and

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and when I saw it, Idid like, there's just there's there was
more to digest than I was willingto to be fair, like do you
remember, like how far of Narutodo you remember watching? Do you remember
when Saske left the village and Narutofought him at that waterfall? Yes,

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that was legit. The end ofthe Mango's for the rest of that is
just wonderful, then is it isn'tuntil you get to ship it in.
That's when the continuation starts. Andsee, like I'm a little more because
like the buddy that that that Iwatched Naruto with or didn't did watch Naruta

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with, he was like he's like, do not watch to ship it in
until you've watched And I was likeand he and I was like, so
Naruto is when he's a kid andhe's an adulting ship and he's like yeah,
and he's like like dragon Ball anddragon Ball Z and he was like
yeah, and I'm like, Iwatched the Z years before I watched dragon
Ball. Yeah, and it didn'taffect my watching the dragon Ball at all.
And he's like, NA, youcan't you try't you try not?

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I'm like, why, if I'mbeing honest, you could as like I
would rather watch shipping if I'm beinghonest, like when it comes to Naruto,
if like, as long as youwatch like when it comes to Base
Naruto anime like the Base after Soaskeleaves the village and they chase after him,

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and Naruto and him fight at thewaterfall, you could stop right there
and immediately stop start shipping it becausethe rest of like like there's four seasons
or something after that, it's nothingbut filler and like and I tried to
get into a Hunter X Hunter MMthat was I watched about a half a
season of that and it was like, it was, Okay, I've done

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a little bit of Hunter X Hunter. Torrico was my I prefer I watched.
The latest anime that I got intowas my hero Academia, And of
all the ones that I really like, my hero, it's really I'm behind
on it. But so am I. I think I'm only read it,

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You're I'm saying I I always sayyou're better off reading guys. See with
manga, I don't. I don't. I've never cared dream Mama one.
It's it's where Japanese people read backwards, yeah to us, and there there's
no collar. Okay, It's likeI ge't why, but like translate you

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know what I mean? Like,yeah, stylistically translated to would be more
apps to pick up a manga ifit was all colored pages and it was
right lane or left right. Yeah, Like there are some like because one
I think you would enjoy, LikeI got just into it was Spy X

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Family. I think was one youwould really enjoy. The The basic of
it is like these basically like let'slet's cut every Germany in half. You
got West Germany and East Germany.Yeah that happened. Yeah, well an
example. So and they're going ateach other politically and everything is this manga.

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This is this is the point ofit. You got this war no,
no, this is this is anexample of like to explain it to
you because I cannot remember the nameof the place they're actually in. Ok.
So it's manga Germany, Yeah,manga Germany. So the so you
get your main character who is athe super spy. His name like his

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nicknames Twilight and stuff. And hisgoal is to will trade this little kid's
prep school, and to do thathe needs to start a family and he
needs a smart kid. So heends up going to this orphanage and finds
this little kid named Anna. Annais a telepath and they nobody knows about

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it. So Anna like kind oflike you know, kind of screws her
way into it to where like likereads his mind and stuffs it. Oh,
this super spy, I'm going toget him to adopt me. Why
you want to be adopted by aspy because that's the part of the mission
to save the world, like tosave the country. So then like he

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needs a wife, and he endsup finding a wife. And then the
wife is a master assassin and theydon't know about it except for Anna because
she can read the minds. Soand there's points to where like so he
like so Floyd Lloyd needs to finda wife and a kid and try to
start a family and send them likeon to this prep school. So she's

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doing everything she can to try to, you know, make sure the mission
succeeds and to make sure they keeptheir family together. Then they get bond.
Bond is kind of like this,not really kind of but I guess
he's a big old fluffy dum.He's adorable, he's awesome. He can
also kind of read minds. Hecan kind of read somewhat and so like

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him and on it could kind oflike you know, kind of tell what
each other are thinking and stuff likethat, and it's legit, just the
day by day of that of likeit is. It is worth watching just
because, like just because it's sofreaking ridiculous. It's hilarious. The Way
of the house Husband is another one. You need to worry. Yeah you've

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told me, Yeah, they're comingit is. That one is the most
interesting premise. They're coming out witha guide for it of like you know,
like the Gangsters for him, likethe Gangstress Book of Housekeeping, and
I cannot wait to buy it andsee like that that needs anime. It

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does. It's on Netflix. Whatis it. Yeah, No, I've
been telling you to watch on Netflix. You don't need oh well, you
need to watch on NETFLIXIX. Likeeach episode it's like less than fifteen minutes
long, and it is like justgodlike you will like just I've been trying

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to get Zach to do it asmuch as he likes youkus and stuff.
Then there's uh, what else,just like I've been watching besides Gluey,
they release more Bluey you leave meAlone. I love blue I'll probably I'll

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probably never get into do it anyway. Watch it with your gold, watch
it with your child, your newbaby when the kids were a little Yeah,
probably watching all that's saying here?What's on ago? Like I started
watching Fair in the Big Blue Housejust for nostalgia reasons. Why do want

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to shoot up cancer? That wasa good show. Actually there was a
production issue and and the Moon girl, the woman the woman who played the
moon No, she died of cancer. Yeah, and like the and like
Jim Hanson and all of them forit. Basically they just said it wasn't
the same show without all so theyso they kind of quit doing it.

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Yeah, it was because the moondied. Luna h I didn't know that
yeah, I think she. Well, also there was a shoot. The
people from Colago Island are still alive. Yeah, they're married. Yeah.
Yeah, No, I used towatch that a lot. I do remember

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Goland. What else was there?What else? Cartoon? Now there's like
there was a cartoon that used toplay on Nickelodeon, like Nick Junior that
I cannot remember the life of me. Like it it wasn't Rupert. It
was like it was a Was ita Little Bear? No? No,
I love Little Bear. I hadthe books. I liked Rupert. Well,

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what do you think of that?That's the saying like it involves like
this, like this water mill likehouse or something like that. I legit
cannot remember it. No. Inever watched Hinton. I watched the movie
that s Bilbert did. I haven'tseen that. You're really good? Is

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it bo Bar? No? No, there's history with bar, with history
be hup with the Bar? Thatshould be told on another episode.