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March 3, 2025 7 mins
Objective: Disrupt Dominion fuel lines. Result: Exploded fuel depot, destabilized three moons, with moderate sunburn to local orbital traffic.On the volatile mining world of Harskell 5 the Dominion operated a massive fuel depot nestled between three orbiting moons each housing secondary energy processing units. The Zone Warriors mission began with the commandeering of a Dominion C-class supply freighter, repurposed mid-flight by Keera Thorne, the former galactic racing champion whose obsession with speed bordered on the mystical. The freighter was overloaded with volatile hyper-combustibles, misfiled under “rations,” thanks to Rugg Delthane, the hacker raised by black-market data traders, who couldn’t resist slipping in a forged manifest labeled, “Snacks.”

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Operation Black Ember the Harskell five Cataclysm objective disrupt Dominion
fuel lines. Result exploded fuel depot destabilized three moons with
moderate sunburn to local orbital traffic. On the volatile mining
world of Harskell five. The Dominion operated a massive fuel

(00:22):
depot nestled between three orbiting moons, each housing secondary energy
processing units. The Zone Warrior's mission began with the commandeering
of a Dominion C class supply freighter repurposed mid flight
by Kira Thorn, the former galactic racing champion whose obsession
with speed bordered on the mystical. The freighter was overloaded

(00:45):
with volatile hypercombustibles misfiled under rations thanks to Rugg Delthane,
the hacker raised by black market data traders who couldn't
resist slipping in a forged manifest labeled Snacks. Braca nine,
a former bounty hunter known for his unfortunate tendency to

(01:05):
solve problems with maximum firepower, configured the freighter's nave drive
for a suicide dive into the depot's weakest structural node.
His reasoning, if one explosion is good, seven is better.
Deta mar the team's explosives artisan from a bombed out
Moon enhanced the payload with chain reaction gel igniters, muttering

(01:29):
gleefully as she calibrated the burn radius to include an
extra fucking splash. Her math was aggressive. Providing cover from
Orbit were Illa and Ivo Varn, the twin gunners of
unknown origin who finished each other's sentences and enemies with
eerie synchronicity. They lit up the defensive batteries on the

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depot's approach, all while arguing about who got the better
angle for the explosion's glamour shot. When the freighter hit,
the chain reaction not only vaporized the depot, but triggered
sympathetic detonations in the core reactors on all three Moons,
turning them into fiery, tumbling wrecks that lit the sector
sky like a galactic firework show. Dominion Command listed the

(02:15):
event as a catastrophic accident. The Zone Warriors left behind
a hacked beacon broadcasting the message we just wanted to
borrow a cup of thermonuclear fire. Operation Carnival Justice the
Yarnas Incident objective Infiltrate Slaver Fortress, Result Fortress in flames,

(02:35):
slaves freed and ring Master in orbit on yarnacs. The
Slaver Fortress, known as the Jaws of Mercy, disguised itself
as a traveling arena show, using circus acts as cover
for forced labor rings in a feet of reverse infiltration,
The Zone Warriors posed as a traveling circus troop known

(02:56):
as the Galactic tumble Knots, complete with falsified life licenses,
exotic animals, holographic and one overly enthusiastic unicycle routine. Deta
mar led the Pyrotechnics display, hiding incendiary charges in the
Flaming Hoops performance, all wired to explode at the finale.

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She described the whole set up as a ballet of
destruction with added popcorn. Rugg Delthane embedded a logic virus
into the Fortress's entertainment AI system, making every safety protocol
reverse itself. At midnight, sharp elevator shafts became slides, locked,
cells opened, and security droids began juggling stolen fruit while

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humming circus tumbes. Braca nine, disguised as the strong Man
Bracks the Behemoth, used the role as an excuse to
punch guards in the face on Q and rip open
locked weapon crates under the pretense of a lifting demonstration,
Eila and Ivo Varn, dressed in sequin bodysuits and face paint,

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performed a deadly synchronized cannonball act that ended with the
destruction of the fortress's central watch tower, all followed by
blowing kisses in a polite bow. Kira Thorn, piloting a
retrofitted flying trapeze platform, launched the slaver ring Master into
low orbit during the closing act, using an anti grav

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rig disguised as a stage prop. His last broadcast was
a squeal of protest as he slowly spun into the
Yarnak's skyline, surrounded by confetti and screams of liberated slaves.
The slaves escaped the fortress burned. Dominion authorities later described
the entire incident as a performance related mishap operation Jackpot mirage,

(04:49):
grave Point Station, heist, objective cripple, economic exploitation system result,
orphan accounts, enriched surveillance replaced with full moon broadcast. Gravepoint
Station was the crown jewel of Dominion finance corruption, an
orbiting casino built on broken promises, siphoned pensions, and artificial

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luck skewed by a self learning AI named high Roller X.
The Zone Warriors docked under the guise of Fleet Reunion delegates,
a cover story fabricated entirely by Rugg Delthane and a
suspiciously large collection of false mustaches. Once inside, the mission,
divided Rug embedded a recursive virus into high Roller X's core,

(05:33):
making the AI believe its purpose was to award winnings
only to those who insulted it creatively. Within two hours,
the casino hemorrhaged trillions of credits to drunk patrons, shouting
poetry about rust. Braca nine, dressed as a security consultant,
roamed the floors, unplugging cameras with unnecessary force, then replugging

(05:56):
them just to unplug them again. Detamo Are installed miniature
charge packs into every jackpot machine, not to explode, just
to jolt mildly and spark confetti when someone won, increasing
suspicion and causing chaos. Eila and Ivo Varn performed a
coordinated distraction by loudly winning every card game at once,

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slapping credits onto tables while yelling in unison, this is
for the orphans, you crooked bastards. Meanwhile, Kira Thorn launched
an escape shuttle, filled with winnings, rerouted to anonymous planetary
charities and orphanage banks across three systems. The shuttle left
a trail of glitter exhaust and broadcast a loop of

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audio stating because children deserve credit scores too. The surveillance
feed throughout the station was overridden with a loop of
the Zone Warriors mooning their arses at the security cameras,
accompanied by Vixi, the ship Ai, narrating each exposed rear
with critiques like simmetry seven point four, boldness ten, dignity, nonexistent,

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high roller ex eventually shut down, stuck in an existential
loop of failing odds and emotional confusion. Despite their varied origins,
clashing skill sets, and differing interpretations of what constitutes subtlety,
the Zone Warriors functioned like a symphony of sabotage. They
were not designed for harmony, but their chaos overlapped in

(07:29):
perfect rhythm. They were defenders of the downtrodden, humiliators of
the powerful, and a cosmic joke played on the corrupt.
Their methods were ridiculous, their results devastating, no matter the odds.
When the helpless cried out for justice, the zone warriors
answered with laughter, mischief, and sometimes pants down
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