August 13, 2025 • 35 mins
Wes gives Eric and Katie pointers on how to tackle competing in Exile, injuries threaten to take one team out of the game, and two more contestants are sent home.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, everybody, Welcome to an episode of Challenge, the podcast
all about the Challenge as always, I'm Brian sitting in
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(00:29):
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Speaker 3 (00:58):
Talk about Zachie's little dick.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Hey, Carl, what happened in this episode?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Zach you brought it upon yourself. My friends, I would
have never brought up a tiny dick if you hadn't
said plantain.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I might have the plantain. But I went to Violet.
She taught me exercises, so now I can go all night.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Tell me what exercise?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Listen to the previous episode for the deep cut.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
There, guys, what's the exercise act? How do you do it?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Oh? God, no, we're not getting into this.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Okay, So do you hang shit? From a boner episode ten?
I've heard of that you hang shit from a boner.
You get a boner and you like hang a weight
from the end of it like a lever, because you
can actually please the flexer, flex the boner.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yeah, we can't. We can't with us. I can't with
this today, all right, cheeky monkey, and we have Evan
ends up on stage half naked, blowing up a condom.
How we start this episode?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
We love this right, this is this is this era
of the world. Girl's gone wild, naked, bars and ship,
this craziness. Yeah, it's good times. You guys remember these times?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
I remember Tanya and girls gone wild?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Hold on, what are the times I remember? I'm a
carling on that tim tim oh ship.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
These times in our mind.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I can't, I can't, I can't. You guys can to
be able to do this some time for episode nine,
I gotta ask you chat for a second.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Well, folks, we have officially gone off the fucking rails,
so welcome to.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Episode Yes, come on, no, listen, we can't review this
this episode in twenty twenty five. We have to review
this back when it came out, which is a long
time ago, nineteen years ago. Actually, this episode episode ten
titled the final Mix recorded to shat GPT, although I
don't think that's right. What is this actually called? Game Over?
(03:11):
Is the real title? This came out on July thirty first,
two thousand and six, but it's not July two thousand,
thirty thirty, so we have to go back there. It out,
Thank you guys, to two thousand and six, where American Idol, CSI,
Miami and Dancing with the Stars are the top TV
(03:33):
shows at the time. John Tucker Must Die is top
of the charts of the movies. Also Monster House and
The Ant Bully. Whatever the fuck those things are? Wolf
you know those The Ant Bully? All right?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I think those are both animated movies, right, that's right,
and the Ant Bully.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
But John Tucker Must Die was a my friends and
I love that.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah. I had some hot dude knit Jesseal.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, I don't watch garbage movies like that.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I never saw it.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Also had ri l Keeble, who was crushing on.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
At the time.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Who don't know who that is?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Ril Keble. She is the girl with the blonde girl
with the short hair.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
She elf she made cookies in a tree. Sorry, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Know if you saw American Pie Band Camp. She was
the lead in that.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
No, I didn't, but I can picture the cover of that. Actually,
there's a flute featured prominently on the cover of American
Pie Band Camp. Well do you remember the flute?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Yeah, everybody remembers.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
No, I'm not done. I'm not done.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
We're gonna go on.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
As long as I watched the first three American Pie
movies this last week.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Nice. Okay. So now that we are firmly back in
two thousand and six in our minds, we, like I said,
start at the Cheeky Monkey with Evan ending up on
stage half naked, blowing up condom. We have Wes back
in the house telling Big Easy and Katie they how
(05:24):
to run the exile. We have Tim is still just
talking and he does I assume he knows that he's
on mute.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I didn't, but I'm gonna now. I know.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
It's just a solid like two minutes if you just
mouthing and no words.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
It was gold too. I hope Riverside got it. It
was good.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Well you were muted, so too bad. So Wes is
telling Big Easy and Katie how he runs the the
exile and how they should run it that it's relatively
short and they should just run it straight through. Ignore
the checkpoints, just run straight through, grab your bags and go.
And you have Tina talking to Kenny in the living
room and Tina is pissed that Wes is telling Kenny
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or telling Katie and Easy how to do this exile.
What do you guys think?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I don't think the information helps it all. I mean
we see this like, it doesn't. It doesn't impact anything
like in the way that they think it is.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
What I took away with is it like Tina wants
to fuck Kenny so bad, right, Like that's what's happening here.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Oh yeah, but I've done so bad, haven't.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I don't think I knew this until like last episode.
Maybe now it's clear she's pissed, but she's looking She's
got those eyes. Man, she's looking at him like I
want to fucking suck your dick.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Yeah, she has been flirting with Kenny hardcore.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, he is beautiful.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
And then we oh, that's right, he went by mister
beautiful for what I forgot about that? Then we get
a text from TJ.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
And not that hot, right, He's not that hot, I mean.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Looking, he's he's good looking, He's just I wouldn't think
that he's mister beautiful.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
You know what, I don't give a shit about this game.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I'm also not a fan of the Jersey shore guido style.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
So you know text Italians, it.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Says, are you ready to pull out all the stops
tomorrow for the challenge? Bet? You can't wait. And pull
and weight are both capitalized and weight is spelled like
weights like heavy weights. So you know clues, I guess,
and we are onto the challenge. All right, Uh, this
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challenge is called human ox poll. Uh, Wolfe, would you
like to explain what the game is?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
They split it up into two teams, and everybody tries
to pull a whole palette of stuff. I remember what's
on pallets?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Hey, Hey, they have to pull it, hey.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
And whatever team wins, then they split and all have
to do individual ones to determine who's going to beat
the ultimate winner.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Yeah. So yeah. The the initial sled is eight hundred
and fifty pounds and they have to pull them one
hundred meters, and then the sleds that the pairs have
to pull are one hundred or three hundred and fifty
pounds one hundred meters and the winners get one year
of Netflix and a thirty two inch flat screen TV.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Love this TV, Love this psyched on this one.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
They were so much more psyched on this one than
they were about the trip to Costa Rica, which I
think is insane.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, well, the flat screen TV at the time was
like it was a heavy tube TV. That thing weighed
five hundred pounds. Is enormous and crazy and.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Big, yep, so if they were very excited about it.
The teams get picked by oh, we just lost Wolfe.
Hopefully we haven't lost our recording. I'm just gonna keep going.
So the teams get picked by oh, wolf he's back.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
He told me my recording had stopped.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
So I refreshed, all right. So teams are picked by
Shane Lynette because they won the last one, and THEO
and Shanda because they won well they Shane lt won
two in HTA one last time anyway. So the Shane
Lynette's team is the two of them, Coral Evan who
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still has a hernia that no one knows about, Katie Easy,
Derek and diam and THEO and Shanda's team is the
two of them Durrell, Avive, Tina Kenny West, and Casey
without going into how each team has does on this challenge,
first thoughts on those teams, would you guys think one
versus the other?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I don't even remember who's on my team, even though
you literally just read them off.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
They seemed even to me? Uh yeah, because I thought
Easy would fucking crush this, and Evan is of course
at a disadvantage, So I really I thought they were
pretty even as they started this thing.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Yeah, I thought that they would do pretty well as well,
pretty evenly as well, Zach.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Greeney, I know, I thought it was pretty well, you know,
pray even as well. I think, you know, if I
was there, not knowing that Evan was injured, I feel
like the team Evan was on had the advantage, but
you know, with us as viewers knowing that, I feel
like evened it out a bit more.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah. Well, also Evan's big, right, But for dragging a
thing like this to the mud, I would I would
pick Easy If I were a team captain, Easy would
be my first choice here.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Yeah, because you want you want Oh my god, I
just lost the not horsepower you want torque, and I
feel like Easy has has those low.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Gears yep, the heavyweight.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
That's just go and Evan. Evan looks much more like
even though Evan is fucking static, like he is huge
and ripped, he's they're popcorn muscles. Yeah, that's what they
That's what they seem like they are. This is back
in the time where all the boys run royds.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah, well, and there is a difference. And wellfe I
think you and I are. I don't know, You're You're
gonna know what I'm gonna say because you're a Midwest
boy too, and Zachi Yana you probably qualify for this too.
But there's a thing that's like when you're growing up
and you're a boy in this era, it's just sort
of like fucking go and if it's heavy, just drag
it and like it might take you while, just fucking
(11:41):
go yep uh. And yeah, Evan can't do it because
he's fucking injured, but Easy can. He's a big, fat,
fucking guy who can just pull shit. So yeah, I would.
I would root for Easy all day of just like, oh,
you're a fat guy, you can, you can pull heavy
ship go now you can.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
He's raging the.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Same kind of stock that I feel like me and
you are from yeah, which is just sort of that
European like our bodies are meant to.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Work in fields and flowshare.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, and so like, no matter what the rest of
me looks like, if I pull up my shorts and
show you my thighs, they are fucking muscular as hell,
even though I do nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
To maintain it.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
So I mean that's just like genetics built in that
have evolved over time, and I feel like that's what
he's got as well.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah, yep, it's it's like the sort of height leverage,
but also this attitude of just sort of like just
fucking just do it. Just stop complaining and just fucking
pull the thing and just get it done.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Yep, he's got those low gears. Just shift it in
the low gear and chug right through. Yeah, that's exactly
how I felt. Luckily Evan and Easier on the same team,
so we kind of talking around in circles for no reason,
but you know, so, yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
That's kind of how I fault the other ones that
are launching, because Evan is disabled basically, and easy just
is not as big as he thinks he is.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Yeah. Because so the other team has THEO Darrell Kenny
and Wes who none of them are huge guys, like
Wes isn't in his huge guy era quite yet. They're
all bigger guys. But yeah, you would think that, especially
having Easy on the other team, like you would have
some real, some real heft there.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Who dudes again, Wes Kenny, Evan who sorry, Wes Kenny,
who's the other one.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Wes Kenny, Darrell and THEO against like guys wise Wes Kenny,
Durrell and THEO versus Shane, Evan, Easy and Derek.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
M hm.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
So you've got really, you've got Easy pull in a
lot of the way, Derek, who's fucking tiny, Shane who
at this time was tiny, Evan who's broken, versus four
guys that are still in pretty good health. I mean,
Darrell is an old man, even been complaining about his
back and his knees and all of that.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah, well, the other guys when the other guys with technique,
which is I think what yeah, Wolfy and I are
saying we would not have, which is basically just fucking grunted,
just grunt that shit thro.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Initially, Shanon Lynette's team, which has Evan and Easy on it,
they pull ahead almost instantly, they are. I saw like
twenty thirty feet in front of the other team, and
it's because they get that sled and they just start
going and then you kind of see him lose some
momentum and they've got a few shots. So the other
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team coming up and they've got a few shots close
in on Evan, and Evan looks fucking possessed.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah, he looks terrible. His face is white. It's like
just just he's dead. He's done.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Yeah, he looks like he's about to shit his brains out.
He looks possessed. All of his muscles are tensed. And
we get a little talking head from him saying that
he feels like he has blown a nut. There is
a shooting pain coming up his stomach through his groin.
He's trying not to puke. He thinks he puked in
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his mouth a little bit. Like it's just he is
in pain. And yeah, his face is white, and he's
just looks possessed.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I feel for him in these moments, like you can
like this guy is struggling, he's not feeling Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Mean, honestly, though, in this instance, he fucking did it
to himself. Like you're pulling an eight hundred and fifty
pound weight and you have a hernia and he didn't
think to like, hey, maybe I shouldn't do this. This
could cause some serious injury to me.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, what's his option set out?
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Yeah? I know, but it's it's just yeah, it's a
twenty something guy. Yeah, twenty something guy logic.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Well it's also like, yeah, you're an MTV right, this
is you're going from nothing. You're a nothing fucking and
you're just out of high school. This guy Evan, you're
on the version of becoming a like a celebrity, like
a fucking like multi continental celebrity. If you just power
through this. I get it, Like he's just gonna power
(16:12):
I totally get it.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Not saying that I don't get it me looking at
it as a thirty eight year old is going you
are a fucking moron, Like, there's no way that you
can be able to continue this competition after this specific thing,
Like there's no way, there's no way, Like they're either
a not gonna let you or be you're gonna hurt
yourself so badly that you're unable to do anything.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
But twenty three, twenty four, we're doing the same shit, right,
we're doing.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
We're going to do this, yeah, I mean I would
like to say that I wouldn't, but no, everybody's going
to do it.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
This way now, Zachy, you too, You're doing absolutely Yeah.
So I get it. I get Evan. You look you
look like an idiot, Evan, But I get it.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I gotta do the same.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
I mean, he definitely solidified his spot for future seasons,
you know, as long as he doesn't completely tear his
his ass up.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
But dick is dick up.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
It looks like he was about to ship everything out.
But all right, that's what it looked like, the amount
of stress that he was putting on his entire body. Anyway,
So THEO and Shanda's team, they ultimately end up winning
because they pull ahead. They've got, like we said, the
strategy that they won two three pole one two three pole,
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and that ends up getting them to the finish line.
Because Shane Lynnette's team just completely loses steam. As there's
resetting for the second round, we have Evan who's walking
off like visibly you can tell that he is man
is hurting. Still hasn't told anybody except for the production
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team that he has a hernia. But then we get
a shot of coral like half limping towards the production vans.
She comes up. She says, I have done something to
my kneecap like I have done something to my knee.
I don't know what, but my knee fucking hurts. So
she gets sent to the hospital and hey, lo and
(18:07):
behold in that van of the hospital, there's her partner, Evan.
She's the fuck are you doing in here? Well, I'm
just here for moral support.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I'm coming to support you.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Yeah, still doesn't tell her that he has a hernia.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
This is the move though, right, guys, that's how you
did this.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, I mean I would pull up, I would pull
out a CD of Weird Al's greatest hits, and I
would play the song Living with a Hernia, which is
a parody of Living in America by James Brown.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
I was thinking of that song earlier, and.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
That's how I would tell her.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
That's how you tell her. Yeah, we're not allowed to
have books or pens and paper, but I have this
CD just for this occasion.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
The song song parody. It's gonna explain what's happening right now.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
I mean I do still think that he probably shouldn't
told his partner, but yeah, yeah, So they take off
the hospital and we go back to the game. Uh
so we have the second round is THEO and Shonda
versus Derella and Levive of Tina and Kenny Wes and Casey.
They take off and Wes and Casey. West gives up
(19:27):
almost immediately because the other three teams pull out much
farther than he and Casey are able to go and
see why. Yeah, I waste the energy.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I hate Wes.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I mean in this specific instance, Yes, the Kayak one
I agreed with, Like at that point when they're like
you have to redo everything, He's like, what's the fucking point?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Yeah you don't.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
You don't you don't agree with thinking him him thinking
like I'm too far behind. I can't possibly win this
with my partner. I'm just not gonna try.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
You never know what's gonna happen. Everybody can get a
fucking hernie.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
He could have made it, yeah, he you know, the
other teams could pull Johnny bann isn't quit in the final.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
So I don't blame chance Zaki.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I don't blame West for this at all?
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Ah? Well, first thing, bananas Dink quit in the final.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Johnny is absolutely quit in the final.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
He did, he totally quit. And West quit here it's
okay to define that is what it is. They quit.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Moving on, What do you think of Wes quitting in
this in this game?
Speaker 6 (20:30):
I'm fine with it.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
I mean, I think there's a little bit more, you know,
push for him to finish, because.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
You know, like he is worried about game thrown in.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
It's his finally gained safety and that's his only chance
to make sure he doesn't go in this round.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
But I didn't hate it.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
I mean I didn't hate it, but I still I
did not like it. I do not think that he
should have been given a pass to just be like,
I don't want to do this, Like, dude, that's the
point of the whole, that's this game.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
But what's the penalty?
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I mean, that's the issue that we've had with a
lot of these seasons where they don't have a penalty
for people who come in last place. I get that
there is no penalty for it, but that still doesn't
mean that you should quit. Like otherwise, why not quit
every fucking challenge if you end up just a little
bit behind.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Well, I don't think he's going to do that. I
think he quit this because he can't win. He would
have done this if he could win the pardon or whatever.
But it's like, why compete if you're not gonna win? Like,
why why use the energy?
Speaker 5 (21:31):
The reason they are there?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
He's going into exile. He's about to go in exile.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
He's not going into exile.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah he's not. No, you're right, he's not the time.
There's nothing in him for he's not going to win.
So why why that.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Is the point of this game? That the entire point
of this game is to do these challenges, whether or
not they win is yeah, there's there's that. They're there too,
but do the fucking challenge. Like, if you're not going
to do the challenge, then why even be there?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
So I think at this point the game Wes is realized.
I'm not gonna be able to like get to the
end of this game politically or socially. The only way
I'm geting there is by winning these eliminations. At this point,
everything else out the window doesn't matter. I just need
to keep myself fresh and healthy for the eliminations. That's
my path to winning.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah, I think that's I think that's what I was
trying to say.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Yeah, I'm gonna get that. It's just really fucking annoying
that he quit.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
It's annoying and it's not sportsmanlike. It's not like the
like the like what that means to be the challenge.
But I think this is why, like the good challengers,
this is why they stick with us, like the West,
the Bananas and the you know, when they just say,
like this doesn't matter, I don't need to do this.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
I know it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Gonna it.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Yeah, but still.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Good point.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Ultimately, we see.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I hadn't considered that, Carlin, but that is an excellent point.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Thanks. Avive is really like come on, Rell, come on,
like push through the pain. You can do this. Like
she's playing the part that we typically see a lot
of the guys is doing to the women on this show.
She's playing that part for Drell, like suck at the
fuck up. We are almost the finish line. We can
beat THEO and Shanda, get your shit in line, let's go.
(23:11):
Because THEO and Shauna and Durella and Aviv are really
neck neck towards the end of this and ultimately with
Aviv cheer and Drell on and like getting him to
get his assing gear. They win. So then back at
the hot we get a quick cutback to the hospital
where we've got Evan talking about whether he like he's
(23:31):
He has talked to the doctors. The doctors have said
you should not compete anymore. This is legitimately dangerous and
I looked it up. Doesn't anyone know why hernie is dangerous?
Like why I could be potentially life threatening.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Your insides will just come spurting out until you're no.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
So if I if i'm if I'm correcting my my
very minimal amount of googling, it's you could he could
potentially have part of his intestine come out of the
hole in his muscle wall and it could strangle the
intestine which would then end up causing I think septic
shock and whatnot, could kill kill him that way. I
(24:09):
could be wrong in that. Don't quote me on this.
I am not a doctor, but I'm absolutely correct. But no,
so that it could it could be some like very
serious injury that would require really major surgery versus something
that they could just go in and like it would
still be a surgery, but it wouldn't be as a
(24:30):
major of a surgery. They could go in and just
tie that musel back together. Yeah but yeah, So the
doctors are telling him you should not be competing anymore.
You are a fucking moron for doing this. Why are
you still competing? And he's trying to decide whether he
wants to listen to them or not. And then we're
back at the challenge and we are at exile.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
People't say my name, bitch.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
So it is Katie and easy for versus Quina Quina
Quina and Tenny Tina.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
And that's an old one.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
That's an entirely different person exile. It is a race.
There are two checkpoints in the middle. They are both optional,
but if you do them and you get them right,
you get a reward like being able to drop your weights.
Both teams have to carry the same amount of weight
that they brought in their luggage and they have to
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collect flags at both of the checkpoints in order to
win the race. First team to the end with the
flags wins. So the luggage on this one, because we
have two completely new teams. Who wants to guess what
the all three of you guess what the the weights were.
If you didn't pay attention.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
I'll go like one and one sixty five?
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Tim, do you have it up on chat JPT no?
Or do you just remember from the episode?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Just random guesses. I don't know it's.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Two sixteen and one's sixty four, but.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
I was just shocked. No, I take a note, obviously,
I take a note. Yeah, but hey, what good acting?
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Right?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
I just fucking threw that out like I didn't even know.
But of course it's two sixteen and one sixty four.
Of course it is. You guys are idiots for not well.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
I was trying to, you know, pretend like people weren't
paying attention.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Next time episode. Next time, I'll pretend like I didn't know.
Next time, I'll pretend like that was a lottery.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Yeah, so to sixteen, sure, I mean one hundred pounds
of person Like that's so that's a lot of fucking weight.
They all brought so much fucking luggage.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
The difference is one toweight versus eighty two, right, so
it's uh yeah, twenty six pounds difference per person.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yeah yeah, but ultimately it is they can split it
up however they want, so usually the guys end up
taking more. Regardless, everybody is complaining about the weight. We
have all met Katie. Katie is a tiny person.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Yeah, we have me and Wolfy surrounding Katie, and Katie
disappears between our fucking fat guts, I mean, and.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
She's doney today. That woman probably weigh maybe like one
twenty Katie back in this day.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Something like that.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Yeah, Katie back in this day was probably around that hundred.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Pounds ninety seven pounds.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Yeah, her the bags that she was carrying or was
like told to carry, probably weighed as much as her
and Tina is not that much bigger. Like these women
are trying to carry weight that is literally the same
as their body weight. M it's just absolutely nuts. So
we see, uh, big Easy picks up one bag and
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then another bag, and then the Big Easy has like
four bags hanging off of him and Katie two and
they start going and at one point in time, Katie
drops her bags and asks if Big Easy can take
another bag, and it looks like she just walks off
with nothing and he's got all the weight. I think
she had one sitting off off camera, but the way
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it looked, it's like girl, really.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
I think she had one and he had five, and
it was still like, yes, super not balanced. Or whatever.
But yes, it did look like she had zero and
he's fucking about to die.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Oh my goodness. It was funny though.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah, but this you fellow fat guys wolfee Zachy, this
is what I mean when it's like this is my strength, right,
like you want to pick up another bag, Like I'll
pick up the other bag. I'll just go, like you
just pick it up and just keep walking. And that's
what Easy said too. He's like a funk. I would
have got four, but he's just like picked it up
and he just like kept going.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
He problem, the big problem is when you're in that mode,
you just have to go. You can't stop, yep, No.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Can't take a break, you can't like let me catch
my breath. You just you just have to go. And
there were points during this race where it looked like
Katie was still like half a mile behind him and
he's having to stop and wait for her to catch
up and whatever.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
And I'd be like, I just leave.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Her, Yeah, you got it, Yeah, to leave her. Yeah,
just yes, you're exactly right. Your legs are moving, keep
them moving, just keep moving.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Yeah. So they get to checkpoint one. This checkpoint is
three different. What are they mad? Libs. I can't remember
what they're called, not anagrams. I think they mad libs.
But basically it's the whatever it's called. So the word puzzles,
there are three word puzzles. They have to figure out
two and if they figure out two, then they get
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the prize.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
These are the word.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Sitting is above the world, above the world, easy, the world,
sitting on top of the world like that. Yeah, they
were all super easy. Uh, they would never be that
easy nowadays. So Tina, Kenny, they get there. Tina gets
two of them almost instantly, like it's within second she
(30:07):
has two. So they read the card and their reward
is they get to drop all their bags. So they
drop the bags and they take off completely forgetting their flag.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Katie and Easy get there. It takes them a minute
or so to figure out the word puzzles, but they do.
They find out they get to drop it. They they
remember to grab it, they flag and they take off
checkpoint two. They as they're coming up to checkpoint two,
Tina and Kenny remember that they need the flag, so
Kenny runs back to get the flag as Tina stands
(30:41):
there and Big Easy and Katie come up as Kenny
is coming back up, so they're all at checkpoint two
kind of at the same time. Checkpoint two is one
of those peg games where you're jumping the pegs like
you do it cracker Barrel. We've talked about it a
few different I think we've seen it already once the season. Yes,
Tina gets it there, the prize is two minutes off
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their total time. Easy and Katie are still at the checkpoint.
Tina and Katie or Tina and Kenny run to the
to the finish line and ultimately end up winning, but honestly,
not by much because both teams. I think both teams
get the both checkpoints, and there's there's not a whole
lot of lag between the two of them. So even
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even TJ says, congratulations, you guys are the only two
teams to have both done both checkpoints and get them.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Yeah, seemingly there might have been some Shenanians. I don't
think this is as close as it seemed.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
It might not have been, but I think it was
closer than most of the other ones.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
So Tina and Kenny win. Back in the house, everybody's
just kind of chilling out. They are all talking about
chorl and what happened to her and where Evan is.
They find out that Evan went with Coral to the
hostile little Still nobody knows that Evan has a herney
and that's why he's actually there. But there's a lot
of speculation that if Coral really did dislocate her knee
(32:09):
or something like that, she's not going to be able
to continue. Hmm yep. We see we see an x ray, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
And she's like, Oh, this kneecap is supposed to be
here and it's up here.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
I was like, oh, that's horrible.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
No wonder that shit hurts because we see the x
ray Because we find out that the hospital that Coral
is originally at doesn't have the equipment to move her
kneecap back, so they send her to another hospital and
we don't hear anything more about her or Evan, and
then fade to black.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I hope they're okay, you know, they both died. I'm
just so worried for them.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
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Speaker 3 (33:03):
Right guys five bucks a month? Uh pre shows, after shows,
years of all sorts of content that you know, you
just want to know about and hear about from all
of us of course, and my ex wife and Wilfred's
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(33:25):
You can off season batches.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Batches. Batches.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
Yeah, yeah, mates, we got bunches of batches.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Discord, you know, and chat with everybody but CARLM on
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I feel like it also we say her name, al Elena, Alvin, Anda, Caroline, Christopher, Cindy, edwardo, Emily, Emily, Greg, Gretchen, Jacqueline, Jamie, Jamie, Julie, Maverick, Patty, Peter, Rolden, Ryan, Samuel, Sarah, Scott,
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Speaker 5 (34:01):
So thanks guys.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I love you most of you.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
He's Zach. What happened in our post credit scene, So.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
This post credit scene was a montage of TJ. Most
of them were just him giving instructions at the challenges
and messing things up and just like.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
A whole blooper reel.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
But we did get a few funny moments from him,
specifically one where he tells Katie you need to go
run this entire course while smoking a cigarette, and at
the very end he does a very good Hank Kill impression,
just completely ragging on Wes and Casey, being like, have
you guys lost yet because we all know it's gonna happen.
(34:43):
You can't win anything, Just go home already.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
A Hank Kill impression. Can you do?
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Is?
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Zach?
Speaker 6 (34:53):
Pro Pane is amazing? Anta, but TJ's a look good
at it?
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Any better?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Damn it, Bobby, It's.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Not again Carlin, pro Paine and pro Paine accessories.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Carlin sucks too.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Yeah, what about you coming to.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
I got nothing? No, not get sure.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Well, I guess that's it for this episode of Challenge.
There's been Brian.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Carlin, san Diego, Sorry, weak, blame big Uncle, sweet coffee.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
And as Hank Hill said, damn it, Bobby, ho tell
you what
Hey, everybody, Welcome to an episode of Challenge, the podcast
all about the Challenge as always, I'm Brian sitting in
his room, Carl and sitting in her living room, still
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working on her stained glass, and sitting at work thinking
about moving to a new location.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
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Speaker 3 (00:43):
Join the Facebook because exactly we're talking about a little dick.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
All of these episodes that were recorded in batches all
go up at the same time on Patreon, so you
don't have to wait week to week to hear it's
him say something offensive.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Talk about Zachie's little dick.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Hey, Carl, what happened in this episode?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Zach you brought it upon yourself. My friends, I would
have never brought up a tiny dick if you hadn't
said plantain.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I might have the plantain. But I went to Violet.
She taught me exercises, so now I can go all night.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Tell me what exercise?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Listen to the previous episode for the deep cut.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
There, guys, what's the exercise act? How do you do it?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Oh? God, no, we're not getting into this.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Okay, So do you hang shit? From a boner episode ten?
I've heard of that you hang shit from a boner.
You get a boner and you like hang a weight
from the end of it like a lever, because you
can actually please the flexer, flex the boner.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yeah, we can't. We can't with us. I can't with
this today, all right, cheeky monkey, and we have Evan
ends up on stage half naked, blowing up a condom.
How we start this episode?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
We love this right, this is this is this era
of the world. Girl's gone wild, naked, bars and ship,
this craziness. Yeah, it's good times. You guys remember these times?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
I remember Tanya and girls gone wild?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Hold on, what are the times I remember? I'm a
carling on that tim tim oh ship.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
These times in our mind.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I can't, I can't, I can't. You guys can to
be able to do this some time for episode nine,
I gotta ask you chat for a second.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Well, folks, we have officially gone off the fucking rails,
so welcome to.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Episode Yes, come on, no, listen, we can't review this
this episode in twenty twenty five. We have to review
this back when it came out, which is a long
time ago, nineteen years ago. Actually, this episode episode ten
titled the final Mix recorded to shat GPT, although I
don't think that's right. What is this actually called? Game Over?
(03:11):
Is the real title? This came out on July thirty first,
two thousand and six, but it's not July two thousand,
thirty thirty, so we have to go back there. It out,
Thank you guys, to two thousand and six, where American Idol, CSI,
Miami and Dancing with the Stars are the top TV
(03:33):
shows at the time. John Tucker Must Die is top
of the charts of the movies. Also Monster House and
The Ant Bully. Whatever the fuck those things are? Wolf
you know those The Ant Bully? All right?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I think those are both animated movies, right, that's right,
and the Ant Bully.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
But John Tucker Must Die was a my friends and
I love that.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah. I had some hot dude knit Jesseal.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, I don't watch garbage movies like that.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I never saw it.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Also had ri l Keeble, who was crushing on.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
At the time.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Who don't know who that is?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Ril Keble. She is the girl with the blonde girl
with the short hair.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
She elf she made cookies in a tree. Sorry, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Know if you saw American Pie Band Camp. She was
the lead in that.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
No, I didn't, but I can picture the cover of that. Actually,
there's a flute featured prominently on the cover of American
Pie Band Camp. Well do you remember the flute?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Yeah, everybody remembers.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
No, I'm not done. I'm not done.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
We're gonna go on.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
As long as I watched the first three American Pie
movies this last week.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Nice. Okay. So now that we are firmly back in
two thousand and six in our minds, we, like I said,
start at the Cheeky Monkey with Evan ending up on
stage half naked, blowing up condom. We have Wes back
in the house telling Big Easy and Katie they how
(05:24):
to run the exile. We have Tim is still just
talking and he does I assume he knows that he's
on mute.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I didn't, but I'm gonna now. I know.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
It's just a solid like two minutes if you just
mouthing and no words.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
It was gold too. I hope Riverside got it. It
was good.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Well you were muted, so too bad. So Wes is
telling Big Easy and Katie how he runs the the
exile and how they should run it that it's relatively
short and they should just run it straight through. Ignore
the checkpoints, just run straight through, grab your bags and go.
And you have Tina talking to Kenny in the living
room and Tina is pissed that Wes is telling Kenny
(06:09):
or telling Katie and Easy how to do this exile.
What do you guys think?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I don't think the information helps it all. I mean
we see this like, it doesn't. It doesn't impact anything
like in the way that they think it is.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
What I took away with is it like Tina wants
to fuck Kenny so bad, right, Like that's what's happening here.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Oh yeah, but I've done so bad, haven't.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I don't think I knew this until like last episode.
Maybe now it's clear she's pissed, but she's looking She's
got those eyes. Man, she's looking at him like I
want to fucking suck your dick.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Yeah, she has been flirting with Kenny hardcore.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, he is beautiful.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
And then we oh, that's right, he went by mister
beautiful for what I forgot about that? Then we get
a text from TJ.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
And not that hot, right, He's not that hot, I mean.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Looking, he's he's good looking, He's just I wouldn't think
that he's mister beautiful.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
You know what, I don't give a shit about this game.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I'm also not a fan of the Jersey shore guido style.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
So you know text Italians, it.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Says, are you ready to pull out all the stops
tomorrow for the challenge? Bet? You can't wait. And pull
and weight are both capitalized and weight is spelled like
weights like heavy weights. So you know clues, I guess,
and we are onto the challenge. All right, Uh, this
(07:46):
challenge is called human ox poll. Uh, Wolfe, would you
like to explain what the game is?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
They split it up into two teams, and everybody tries
to pull a whole palette of stuff. I remember what's
on pallets?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Hey, Hey, they have to pull it, hey.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
And whatever team wins, then they split and all have
to do individual ones to determine who's going to beat
the ultimate winner.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Yeah. So yeah. The the initial sled is eight hundred
and fifty pounds and they have to pull them one
hundred meters, and then the sleds that the pairs have
to pull are one hundred or three hundred and fifty
pounds one hundred meters and the winners get one year
of Netflix and a thirty two inch flat screen TV.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Love this TV, Love this psyched on this one.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
They were so much more psyched on this one than
they were about the trip to Costa Rica, which I
think is insane.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, well, the flat screen TV at the time was
like it was a heavy tube TV. That thing weighed
five hundred pounds. Is enormous and crazy and.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Big, yep, so if they were very excited about it.
The teams get picked by oh, we just lost Wolfe.
Hopefully we haven't lost our recording. I'm just gonna keep going.
So the teams get picked by oh, wolf he's back.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
He told me my recording had stopped.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
So I refreshed, all right. So teams are picked by
Shane Lynette because they won the last one, and THEO
and Shanda because they won well they Shane lt won
two in HTA one last time anyway. So the Shane
Lynette's team is the two of them, Coral Evan who
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still has a hernia that no one knows about, Katie Easy,
Derek and diam and THEO and Shanda's team is the
two of them Durrell, Avive, Tina Kenny West, and Casey
without going into how each team has does on this challenge,
first thoughts on those teams, would you guys think one
versus the other?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I don't even remember who's on my team, even though
you literally just read them off.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
They seemed even to me? Uh yeah, because I thought
Easy would fucking crush this, and Evan is of course
at a disadvantage, So I really I thought they were
pretty even as they started this thing.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Yeah, I thought that they would do pretty well as well,
pretty evenly as well, Zach.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Greeney, I know, I thought it was pretty well, you know,
pray even as well. I think, you know, if I
was there, not knowing that Evan was injured, I feel
like the team Evan was on had the advantage, but
you know, with us as viewers knowing that, I feel
like evened it out a bit more.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah. Well, also Evan's big, right, But for dragging a
thing like this to the mud, I would I would
pick Easy If I were a team captain, Easy would
be my first choice here.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Yeah, because you want you want Oh my god, I
just lost the not horsepower you want torque, and I
feel like Easy has has those low.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Gears yep, the heavyweight.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
That's just go and Evan. Evan looks much more like
even though Evan is fucking static, like he is huge
and ripped, he's they're popcorn muscles. Yeah, that's what they
That's what they seem like they are. This is back
in the time where all the boys run royds.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah, well, and there is a difference. And wellfe I
think you and I are. I don't know, You're You're
gonna know what I'm gonna say because you're a Midwest
boy too, and Zachi Yana you probably qualify for this too.
But there's a thing that's like when you're growing up
and you're a boy in this era, it's just sort
of like fucking go and if it's heavy, just drag
it and like it might take you while, just fucking
(11:41):
go yep uh. And yeah, Evan can't do it because
he's fucking injured, but Easy can. He's a big, fat,
fucking guy who can just pull shit. So yeah, I would.
I would root for Easy all day of just like, oh,
you're a fat guy, you can, you can pull heavy
ship go now you can.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
He's raging the.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Same kind of stock that I feel like me and
you are from yeah, which is just sort of that
European like our bodies are meant to.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Work in fields and flowshare.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, and so like, no matter what the rest of
me looks like, if I pull up my shorts and
show you my thighs, they are fucking muscular as hell,
even though I do nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
To maintain it.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
So I mean that's just like genetics built in that
have evolved over time, and I feel like that's what
he's got as well.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah, yep, it's it's like the sort of height leverage,
but also this attitude of just sort of like just
fucking just do it. Just stop complaining and just fucking
pull the thing and just get it done.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Yep, he's got those low gears. Just shift it in
the low gear and chug right through. Yeah, that's exactly
how I felt. Luckily Evan and Easier on the same team,
so we kind of talking around in circles for no reason,
but you know, so, yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
That's kind of how I fault the other ones that
are launching, because Evan is disabled basically, and easy just
is not as big as he thinks he is.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Yeah. Because so the other team has THEO Darrell Kenny
and Wes who none of them are huge guys, like
Wes isn't in his huge guy era quite yet. They're
all bigger guys. But yeah, you would think that, especially
having Easy on the other team, like you would have
some real, some real heft there.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Who dudes again, Wes Kenny, Evan who sorry, Wes Kenny,
who's the other one.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Wes Kenny, Darrell and THEO against like guys wise Wes Kenny,
Durrell and THEO versus Shane, Evan, Easy and Derek.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
M hm.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
So you've got really, you've got Easy pull in a
lot of the way, Derek, who's fucking tiny, Shane who
at this time was tiny, Evan who's broken, versus four
guys that are still in pretty good health. I mean,
Darrell is an old man, even been complaining about his
back and his knees and all of that.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah, well, the other guys when the other guys with technique,
which is I think what yeah, Wolfy and I are
saying we would not have, which is basically just fucking grunted,
just grunt that shit thro.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Initially, Shanon Lynette's team, which has Evan and Easy on it,
they pull ahead almost instantly, they are. I saw like
twenty thirty feet in front of the other team, and
it's because they get that sled and they just start
going and then you kind of see him lose some
momentum and they've got a few shots. So the other
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team coming up and they've got a few shots close
in on Evan, and Evan looks fucking possessed.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah, he looks terrible. His face is white. It's like
just just he's dead. He's done.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Yeah, he looks like he's about to shit his brains out.
He looks possessed. All of his muscles are tensed. And
we get a little talking head from him saying that
he feels like he has blown a nut. There is
a shooting pain coming up his stomach through his groin.
He's trying not to puke. He thinks he puked in
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his mouth a little bit. Like it's just he is
in pain. And yeah, his face is white, and he's
just looks possessed.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I feel for him in these moments, like you can
like this guy is struggling, he's not feeling Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Mean, honestly, though, in this instance, he fucking did it
to himself. Like you're pulling an eight hundred and fifty
pound weight and you have a hernia and he didn't
think to like, hey, maybe I shouldn't do this. This
could cause some serious injury to me.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, what's his option set out?
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Yeah? I know, but it's it's just yeah, it's a
twenty something guy. Yeah, twenty something guy logic.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Well it's also like, yeah, you're an MTV right, this
is you're going from nothing. You're a nothing fucking and
you're just out of high school. This guy Evan, you're
on the version of becoming a like a celebrity, like
a fucking like multi continental celebrity. If you just power
through this. I get it, Like he's just gonna power
(16:12):
I totally get it.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Not saying that I don't get it me looking at
it as a thirty eight year old is going you
are a fucking moron, Like, there's no way that you
can be able to continue this competition after this specific thing,
Like there's no way, there's no way, Like they're either
a not gonna let you or be you're gonna hurt
yourself so badly that you're unable to do anything.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
But twenty three, twenty four, we're doing the same shit, right,
we're doing.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
We're going to do this, yeah, I mean I would
like to say that I wouldn't, but no, everybody's going
to do it.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
This way now, Zachy, you too, You're doing absolutely Yeah.
So I get it. I get Evan. You look you
look like an idiot, Evan, But I get it.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I gotta do the same.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
I mean, he definitely solidified his spot for future seasons,
you know, as long as he doesn't completely tear his
his ass up.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
But dick is dick up.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
It looks like he was about to ship everything out.
But all right, that's what it looked like, the amount
of stress that he was putting on his entire body. Anyway,
So THEO and Shanda's team, they ultimately end up winning
because they pull ahead. They've got, like we said, the
strategy that they won two three pole one two three pole,
(17:26):
and that ends up getting them to the finish line.
Because Shane Lynnette's team just completely loses steam. As there's
resetting for the second round, we have Evan who's walking
off like visibly you can tell that he is man
is hurting. Still hasn't told anybody except for the production
(17:47):
team that he has a hernia. But then we get
a shot of coral like half limping towards the production vans.
She comes up. She says, I have done something to
my kneecap like I have done something to my knee.
I don't know what, but my knee fucking hurts. So
she gets sent to the hospital and hey, lo and
(18:07):
behold in that van of the hospital, there's her partner, Evan.
She's the fuck are you doing in here? Well, I'm
just here for moral support.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I'm coming to support you.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Yeah, still doesn't tell her that he has a hernia.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
This is the move though, right, guys, that's how you
did this.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, I mean I would pull up, I would pull
out a CD of Weird Al's greatest hits, and I
would play the song Living with a Hernia, which is
a parody of Living in America by James Brown.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
I was thinking of that song earlier, and.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
That's how I would tell her.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
That's how you tell her. Yeah, we're not allowed to
have books or pens and paper, but I have this
CD just for this occasion.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
The song song parody. It's gonna explain what's happening right now.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
I mean I do still think that he probably shouldn't
told his partner, but yeah, yeah, So they take off
the hospital and we go back to the game. Uh
so we have the second round is THEO and Shonda
versus Derella and Levive of Tina and Kenny Wes and Casey.
They take off and Wes and Casey. West gives up
(19:27):
almost immediately because the other three teams pull out much
farther than he and Casey are able to go and
see why. Yeah, I waste the energy.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I hate Wes.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I mean in this specific instance, Yes, the Kayak one
I agreed with, Like at that point when they're like
you have to redo everything, He's like, what's the fucking point?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Yeah you don't.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
You don't you don't agree with thinking him him thinking
like I'm too far behind. I can't possibly win this
with my partner. I'm just not gonna try.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
You never know what's gonna happen. Everybody can get a
fucking hernie.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
He could have made it, yeah, he you know, the
other teams could pull Johnny bann isn't quit in the final.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
So I don't blame chance Zaki.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I don't blame West for this at all?
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Ah? Well, first thing, bananas Dink quit in the final.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Johnny is absolutely quit in the final.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
He did, he totally quit. And West quit here it's
okay to define that is what it is. They quit.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Moving on, What do you think of Wes quitting in
this in this game?
Speaker 6 (20:30):
I'm fine with it.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
I mean, I think there's a little bit more, you know,
push for him to finish, because.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
You know, like he is worried about game thrown in.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
It's his finally gained safety and that's his only chance
to make sure he doesn't go in this round.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
But I didn't hate it.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
I mean I didn't hate it, but I still I
did not like it. I do not think that he
should have been given a pass to just be like,
I don't want to do this, Like, dude, that's the
point of the whole, that's this game.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
But what's the penalty?
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I mean, that's the issue that we've had with a
lot of these seasons where they don't have a penalty
for people who come in last place. I get that
there is no penalty for it, but that still doesn't
mean that you should quit. Like otherwise, why not quit
every fucking challenge if you end up just a little
bit behind.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Well, I don't think he's going to do that. I
think he quit this because he can't win. He would
have done this if he could win the pardon or whatever.
But it's like, why compete if you're not gonna win? Like,
why why use the energy?
Speaker 5 (21:31):
The reason they are there?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
He's going into exile. He's about to go in exile.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
He's not going into exile.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah he's not. No, you're right, he's not the time.
There's nothing in him for he's not going to win.
So why why that.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Is the point of this game? That the entire point
of this game is to do these challenges, whether or
not they win is yeah, there's there's that. They're there too,
but do the fucking challenge. Like, if you're not going
to do the challenge, then why even be there?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
So I think at this point the game Wes is realized.
I'm not gonna be able to like get to the
end of this game politically or socially. The only way
I'm geting there is by winning these eliminations. At this point,
everything else out the window doesn't matter. I just need
to keep myself fresh and healthy for the eliminations. That's
my path to winning.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah, I think that's I think that's what I was
trying to say.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Yeah, I'm gonna get that. It's just really fucking annoying
that he quit.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
It's annoying and it's not sportsmanlike. It's not like the
like the like what that means to be the challenge.
But I think this is why, like the good challengers,
this is why they stick with us, like the West,
the Bananas and the you know, when they just say,
like this doesn't matter, I don't need to do this.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
I know it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Gonna it.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Yeah, but still.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Good point.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Ultimately, we see.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I hadn't considered that, Carlin, but that is an excellent point.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Thanks. Avive is really like come on, Rell, come on,
like push through the pain. You can do this. Like
she's playing the part that we typically see a lot
of the guys is doing to the women on this show.
She's playing that part for Drell, like suck at the
fuck up. We are almost the finish line. We can
beat THEO and Shanda, get your shit in line, let's go.
(23:11):
Because THEO and Shauna and Durella and Aviv are really
neck neck towards the end of this and ultimately with
Aviv cheer and Drell on and like getting him to
get his assing gear. They win. So then back at
the hot we get a quick cutback to the hospital
where we've got Evan talking about whether he like he's
(23:31):
He has talked to the doctors. The doctors have said
you should not compete anymore. This is legitimately dangerous and
I looked it up. Doesn't anyone know why hernie is dangerous?
Like why I could be potentially life threatening.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Your insides will just come spurting out until you're no.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
So if I if i'm if I'm correcting my my
very minimal amount of googling, it's you could he could
potentially have part of his intestine come out of the
hole in his muscle wall and it could strangle the
intestine which would then end up causing I think septic
shock and whatnot, could kill kill him that way. I
(24:09):
could be wrong in that. Don't quote me on this.
I am not a doctor, but I'm absolutely correct. But no,
so that it could it could be some like very
serious injury that would require really major surgery versus something
that they could just go in and like it would
still be a surgery, but it wouldn't be as a
(24:30):
major of a surgery. They could go in and just
tie that musel back together. Yeah but yeah, So the
doctors are telling him you should not be competing anymore.
You are a fucking moron for doing this. Why are
you still competing? And he's trying to decide whether he
wants to listen to them or not. And then we're
back at the challenge and we are at exile.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
People't say my name, bitch.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
So it is Katie and easy for versus Quina Quina
Quina and Tenny Tina.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
And that's an old one.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
That's an entirely different person exile. It is a race.
There are two checkpoints in the middle. They are both optional,
but if you do them and you get them right,
you get a reward like being able to drop your weights.
Both teams have to carry the same amount of weight
that they brought in their luggage and they have to
(25:30):
collect flags at both of the checkpoints in order to
win the race. First team to the end with the
flags wins. So the luggage on this one, because we
have two completely new teams. Who wants to guess what
the all three of you guess what the the weights were.
If you didn't pay attention.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
I'll go like one and one sixty five?
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Tim, do you have it up on chat JPT no?
Or do you just remember from the episode?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Just random guesses. I don't know it's.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Two sixteen and one's sixty four, but.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
I was just shocked. No, I take a note, obviously,
I take a note. Yeah, but hey, what good acting?
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Right?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
I just fucking threw that out like I didn't even know.
But of course it's two sixteen and one sixty four.
Of course it is. You guys are idiots for not well.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
I was trying to, you know, pretend like people weren't
paying attention.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Next time episode. Next time, I'll pretend like I didn't know.
Next time, I'll pretend like that was a lottery.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Yeah, so to sixteen, sure, I mean one hundred pounds
of person Like that's so that's a lot of fucking weight.
They all brought so much fucking luggage.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
The difference is one toweight versus eighty two, right, so
it's uh yeah, twenty six pounds difference per person.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yeah yeah, but ultimately it is they can split it
up however they want, so usually the guys end up
taking more. Regardless, everybody is complaining about the weight. We
have all met Katie. Katie is a tiny person.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Yeah, we have me and Wolfy surrounding Katie, and Katie
disappears between our fucking fat guts, I mean, and.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
She's doney today. That woman probably weigh maybe like one
twenty Katie back in this day.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Something like that.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
Yeah, Katie back in this day was probably around that hundred.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Pounds ninety seven pounds.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Yeah, her the bags that she was carrying or was
like told to carry, probably weighed as much as her
and Tina is not that much bigger. Like these women
are trying to carry weight that is literally the same
as their body weight. M it's just absolutely nuts. So
we see, uh, big Easy picks up one bag and
(27:53):
then another bag, and then the Big Easy has like
four bags hanging off of him and Katie two and
they start going and at one point in time, Katie
drops her bags and asks if Big Easy can take
another bag, and it looks like she just walks off
with nothing and he's got all the weight. I think
she had one sitting off off camera, but the way
(28:16):
it looked, it's like girl, really.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
I think she had one and he had five, and
it was still like, yes, super not balanced. Or whatever.
But yes, it did look like she had zero and
he's fucking about to die.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Oh my goodness. It was funny though.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah, but this you fellow fat guys wolfee Zachy, this
is what I mean when it's like this is my strength, right,
like you want to pick up another bag, Like I'll
pick up the other bag. I'll just go, like you
just pick it up and just keep walking. And that's
what Easy said too. He's like a funk. I would
have got four, but he's just like picked it up
and he just like kept going.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
He problem, the big problem is when you're in that mode,
you just have to go. You can't stop, yep, No.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Can't take a break, you can't like let me catch
my breath. You just you just have to go. And
there were points during this race where it looked like
Katie was still like half a mile behind him and
he's having to stop and wait for her to catch
up and whatever.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
And I'd be like, I just leave.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Her, Yeah, you got it, Yeah, to leave her. Yeah,
just yes, you're exactly right. Your legs are moving, keep
them moving, just keep moving.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Yeah. So they get to checkpoint one. This checkpoint is
three different. What are they mad? Libs. I can't remember
what they're called, not anagrams. I think they mad libs.
But basically it's the whatever it's called. So the word puzzles,
there are three word puzzles. They have to figure out
two and if they figure out two, then they get
(29:41):
the prize.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
These are the word.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Sitting is above the world, above the world, easy, the world,
sitting on top of the world like that. Yeah, they
were all super easy. Uh, they would never be that
easy nowadays. So Tina, Kenny, they get there. Tina gets
two of them almost instantly, like it's within second she
(30:07):
has two. So they read the card and their reward
is they get to drop all their bags. So they
drop the bags and they take off completely forgetting their flag.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Katie and Easy get there. It takes them a minute
or so to figure out the word puzzles, but they do.
They find out they get to drop it. They they
remember to grab it, they flag and they take off
checkpoint two. They as they're coming up to checkpoint two,
Tina and Kenny remember that they need the flag, so
Kenny runs back to get the flag as Tina stands
(30:41):
there and Big Easy and Katie come up as Kenny
is coming back up, so they're all at checkpoint two
kind of at the same time. Checkpoint two is one
of those peg games where you're jumping the pegs like
you do it cracker Barrel. We've talked about it a
few different I think we've seen it already once the season. Yes,
Tina gets it there, the prize is two minutes off
(31:03):
their total time. Easy and Katie are still at the checkpoint.
Tina and Katie or Tina and Kenny run to the
to the finish line and ultimately end up winning, but honestly,
not by much because both teams. I think both teams
get the both checkpoints, and there's there's not a whole
lot of lag between the two of them. So even
(31:25):
even TJ says, congratulations, you guys are the only two
teams to have both done both checkpoints and get them.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Yeah, seemingly there might have been some Shenanians. I don't
think this is as close as it seemed.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
It might not have been, but I think it was
closer than most of the other ones.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
So Tina and Kenny win. Back in the house, everybody's
just kind of chilling out. They are all talking about
chorl and what happened to her and where Evan is.
They find out that Evan went with Coral to the
hostile little Still nobody knows that Evan has a herney
and that's why he's actually there. But there's a lot
of speculation that if Coral really did dislocate her knee
(32:09):
or something like that, she's not going to be able
to continue. Hmm yep. We see we see an x ray, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
And she's like, Oh, this kneecap is supposed to be
here and it's up here.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
I was like, oh, that's horrible.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
No wonder that shit hurts because we see the x
ray Because we find out that the hospital that Coral
is originally at doesn't have the equipment to move her
kneecap back, so they send her to another hospital and
we don't hear anything more about her or Evan, and
then fade to black.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I hope they're okay, you know, they both died. I'm
just so worried for them.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah, he'd head over to challenge bid dot com join
the Facebook group, also joined the Patreon what of people
get on all.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Right guys five bucks a month? Uh pre shows, after shows,
years of all sorts of content that you know, you
just want to know about and hear about from all
of us of course, and my ex wife and Wilfred's
ex wife. It's very important stuff. You should listen all
less batches you get the the we recorded these in batches.
(33:25):
You can off season batches.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Batches. Batches.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
Yeah, yeah, mates, we got bunches of batches.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Discord, you know, and chat with everybody but CARLM on
the discord. I reply every once in a while, and
I feel like it also we say her name, al Elena, Alvin, Anda, Caroline, Christopher, Cindy, edwardo, Emily, Emily, Greg, Gretchen, Jacqueline, Jamie, Jamie, Julie, Maverick, Patty, Peter, Rolden, Ryan, Samuel, Sarah, Scott,
Shack Shaker, are smiling Jackson and.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
So thanks guys.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I love you most of you.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
He's Zach. What happened in our post credit scene, So.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
This post credit scene was a montage of TJ. Most
of them were just him giving instructions at the challenges
and messing things up and just like.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
A whole blooper reel.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
But we did get a few funny moments from him,
specifically one where he tells Katie you need to go
run this entire course while smoking a cigarette, and at
the very end he does a very good Hank Kill impression,
just completely ragging on Wes and Casey, being like, have
you guys lost yet because we all know it's gonna happen.
(34:43):
You can't win anything, Just go home already.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
A Hank Kill impression. Can you do?
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Is?
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Zach?
Speaker 6 (34:53):
Pro Pane is amazing? Anta, but TJ's a look good
at it?
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Any better?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Damn it, Bobby, It's.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Not again Carlin, pro Paine and pro Paine accessories.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Carlin sucks too.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Yeah, what about you coming to.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
I got nothing? No, not get sure.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Well, I guess that's it for this episode of Challenge.
There's been Brian.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Carlin, san Diego, Sorry, weak, blame big Uncle, sweet coffee.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
And as Hank Hill said, damn it, Bobby, ho tell
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