March 14, 2024 • 39 mins
KCPR 91.3's newest podcast "Chatterbox" is recorded LIVE on Dexter Lawn in the center of Cal Poly's campus. Our hosts Grace and Sebastien set up a table and interview whoever walks by –– students, professors, or the random San Luis Obispo residents walking to the town's only bowling alley.
This episode, Grace and Sebastien ask our Cal Poly communities about their most memorable frat party stories!
Stories about things breaking, live animals being obtained(??) by frat brothers, and tide pods exploding all over a crowd await you on this episode.
TIMESTAMPS:
1:45 — Jazmyn Chavez
7:02 — Lea
8:56 — Seamus Selmi
10:39 — Mysterious older gentlemen
15:23 — Anonymous Submissions to the "Chatterbox"
17:40 — Andre Duldulao
19:27 — Andre Duldulao and Joaquin Boyd
24:43 — Savannah
26:34 — More anonymous submissions to the wonderful "Chatterbox"
27:34 — Lauren Jones
30:32 — Vincent Micallef
36:08 — Alex and Mia
Stop by Dexter Lawn every other Tuesday from 12 PM - 2 PM to have a conversation with our hosts and get featured on Chatterbox.
To listen to the other KCPR Podcasts, check out kcpr.org/podcasts!
Other podcasts produced by KCPR include SLO-Fi, CP101, Different Matters, The Roundup, and The Gallop.
Chatterbox is produced by a team of students at Cal Poly SLO in San Luis Obispo, CA.
Chatterbox Team:
Grace Bennett –– Host
Sebastien Tallet –– Host
Ben Ingram-Eiser –– Audio Engineer
Lauren Jones –– Producer
Sam Kohn –– Podcast Director
This episode, Grace and Sebastien ask our Cal Poly communities about their most memorable frat party stories!
Stories about things breaking, live animals being obtained(??) by frat brothers, and tide pods exploding all over a crowd await you on this episode.
TIMESTAMPS:
1:45 — Jazmyn Chavez
7:02 — Lea
8:56 — Seamus Selmi
10:39 — Mysterious older gentlemen
15:23 — Anonymous Submissions to the "Chatterbox"
17:40 — Andre Duldulao
19:27 — Andre Duldulao and Joaquin Boyd
24:43 — Savannah
26:34 — More anonymous submissions to the wonderful "Chatterbox"
27:34 — Lauren Jones
30:32 — Vincent Micallef
36:08 — Alex and Mia
Stop by Dexter Lawn every other Tuesday from 12 PM - 2 PM to have a conversation with our hosts and get featured on Chatterbox.
To listen to the other KCPR Podcasts, check out kcpr.org/podcasts!
Other podcasts produced by KCPR include SLO-Fi, CP101, Different Matters, The Roundup, and The Gallop.
Chatterbox is produced by a team of students at Cal Poly SLO in San Luis Obispo, CA.
Chatterbox Team:
Grace Bennett –– Host
Sebastien Tallet –– Host
Ben Ingram-Eiser –– Audio Engineer
Lauren Jones –– Producer
Sam Kohn –– Podcast Director
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Transcript
Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
I'm Grace, I'm Sebastian, and you are tuned into the
chatterbox right now. We are sitting on Dexter Lawn on
a full out table with a sign taped to it saying,
what is your best frat story? And Sebastian, do you
have any frat party stories?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Nope? BYA, I am pretty secluded and I think frats
are dumb.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Whoa Okay, strong opinions, I hear.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I've also never been to a frat party, but I
plan to do it before I graduate.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Do you feel the same way?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, Okay, I'm just not into parties.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
That's so fair. Well, it might be fun to hear
about them.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well, that's what we're here for.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
That's what we're here for. In fact, we have our
first submission. Our first guest the on today's episode is
going to be an anonymous submission.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
He had to run to run.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Sebastian, would you like to read read the story aloud?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I suppose I could. Let's see how he wrote it
because he was talking to us, so we know, like
the audio version.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, we can fill out the details, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Snuck into a frat party before college and they tried
to kick my friend and me out and I started
throwing punches. That is the uh summarized for the cliff notes.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
That's the gist of it.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
He didn't give much detail, but it was the way
he described them trying to kick him out was pretty funny.
You were there for that, Why don't you describe it?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I was, Yeah, it sounded crazy. It sounded like a
scene out of super Bad to me, never seen. I
don't know if you've ever seen super Bad.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh it's great, but yeah, sneaking into a frat party,
I don't I don't know. I actually don't have a
opinion on this. I started saying an opinion, but I
don't think I have an opinion.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
All right, Hello, I'm Sebastian.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Hi Sebastian. I'm Jasmine, Jasmine Grace Grace. Nice to see
you again. He saw her this morning, So.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Jasmine here, you have your overflowing with frat stories.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Oh yeah, I actually was so glad that your guys
is prompt This week was crazy frat stories because I
feel like this story's been cooking on me for coming
on two years now. I feel like I just need
an outlet to get out at some point, and.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
A story is baked.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yes it is.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
It's great yea, okay, So do I just like jump
into it, go for it?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah? Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
So the year was twenty twenty one. This was my
first year on campus. It was like the peak of
my fratting career. I don't really go to the frats anymore.
But it was dage season spring quarter and I was
heading to a dage I was heading to specifically ZB Tahiti,
one of their bigger events the year.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I don't know if they do it anymore, but they
used to.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
And I was going out with my friend, my best
friend Mattie, like we usually do. So me and Maddie
were getting ready to go out there and we were
enjoying the party for like an hour or so, you know,
just like dancing, having a good time. And the way
that they set it up when it is time for
the specific stage is they like fill the whole back
yard with sand and like there's like a stage with
(03:03):
the DJ and then there's like a tarp on like
the left side of the backyard that kind of like
breaks off the area, and behind the tarp is like
just like backyard like fence and like trash and like
that's where people would kind of like use the restroom.
Like there were guys and girls like peeing there, like
you know, like whenever they like felt like they needed
to take a break. So Maddie goes to me and
(03:25):
we needed to take a break, but she wanted to
take like a smoke break real quick. So I was like,
let's just go back there and like just you know,
see the vibes. Yeah, So we go back there to
have the smoke and we're talking and laughing and there
are girls like in bikinis and stuff because it's a
dage and they're like, you know, like you know, go
to the bathroom with a copping a squat here and there. Yeah,
And I'm looking at my friend Maddie while she's like smoking,
(03:47):
and behind her, I see a queen squatting to take
a pee and then I realize it's not it's actually it's.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
A number two.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
So I'm like jaw drop on the floor watching this
defecation happen outside, like like log hit in the ground,
and I'm shocked. I'm like Maddie turn around and we
look at her and we're just like.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
This is not happening right now. I felt so.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Bad, and we just like immediately like turn around and
we like ran away to the back of the DJ,
like because our friend was there, and we were like.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
No longer the pissed corner.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
No, and I don't we never we like never went
back and we didn't see it on the floor anything.
All I was thinking about was those poor pledges, those
poor pledges. We have to clean this up tomorrow. I
was just I was worried for them.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
That's insane. Yeah, no, I'm like telling this, you're just
like shocked.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Poor boys.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
No, but this really happened. I wonder about her all
the time. I wonder if she knew that it was happening. Yeah,
sometimes you don't. Sometimes you don't. Sometimes you do.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Think you're just going down for a number one and
like a couple of things fall out, like.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
It's not right exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Man, that's like at first you just described it and
I was like, that's a safe space.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, like girlies the squatten. But no, that makes it
an unders saying you.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Tell this story because I was just making fun of
Grace for telling like bathroom related stories. Well what I
was saying, I think really hard to convince me that, like, yeah,
it was a special moment.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Oh my goodness. What I was saying is like girlies
in the bathroom at a party, that's like magic. Oh
it is.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
It's like a community that's there. Girlies in the bathroom
is community. And I thought that we did have a
community sace. I guess we did because nobody like made
fun of her anything. I just okay, I felt like
it was a little damaging to my safe space personally.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, but invasive, a little invasive.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah. Yeah, so that was my story. I'm so sorry
that happened. It's okay, you know, I'm sorry for her. Honestly.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
If anything, I was perfectly fine. Yea, I have a
story to tell, you know. I had a little bit
of a chuckle back then, all in good fun, laughing
with her. Of course, I support support women's rights and wrongs. Yeah,
you know, yeah, whatever things go wrong, Yeah, well, thank
you so much.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Like the way she's seeing it nowadays is more like, oh,
it's not an ish me, it's an issue.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
No, yeah, to be real, Like, if that was me,
I would hope that whoever witnessed was as empathetic as
me and wait to tell a podcast about it at
least two years. At least years least two years a
good waiting time because hopefully she's graduated or something.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I don't know, she's probably not doing big things.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Honestly, still not the worst thing we've heard.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Here, really true.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That first episode was most stories were like, you know,
it's sexually related, so that was rough.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
But that's always like the best content, that something a
little spicy. It's so true, little bit. Yeah, I'm actually surprised,
you know, we don't really we didn't get any like
sex related stories given the top.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Oh, I have a few other pies you're going to cover. Sorry,
no I can't.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
It can't expose myself. Like maybe in another year or so,
when like it has time to cook it.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, two years.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, dry age the story exactly. Yeah, thank you so much,
Jack so much for having me. Of course.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I feel Yeah, content content.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
How's it going everybody?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Oh it's going good. What's your name? My name is Leah, Leah,
nice to me, to you guys.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I like literally just saw the KCPR Instagram post yesterday
of this yeah, and I sent it to two of
my friends that are involved in CACPR, and I.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Was like, guys, this is so dope. Yeah, Like I
want to be a part of it.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Lucky me. I'm working at the Shebang booth right over there.
Can you come just to the Shebang Booth on Dexter
today until three o'clock to get ten percent off discount
of tickets?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Wonderful And yeah, I just figured i'd see what it's about. Yes,
So thank you so much for checking us out.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Do you have any cool frat or party stories that
you'd like to share.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
I was just thinking about the Saint Friddie's. I have
a funny one from last year. My hometown friend was
visiting me and whatever. We wake up early in the morning,
but she was visiting me because she had like a
choir performance that day and slow, but I was like,
come on, like still just like hang out with us
in the morning, and she didn't really you know, a
(08:01):
party that hard, but I was still like enjoying it,
hanging out with my friends. But then at about like
one o'clock in the afternoon, we had to like go
to I'd go to see her choir performance at a
church and it was just really crazy vibes. I ended
up falling asleep in the church and yeah, I was
woken up by her once the concert was over, and
it was just like, very memorable, and I felt bad,
(08:23):
but I also was there to support her, even on
Saint Friday's MM.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah, and that's so strong of you.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Yeah, that's all I got, honestly, How was it sleeping
in Jod's house?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I wish I could tell you.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
It was blur, It was a blur. Yeah, yeah, I
think it was good.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
I mean, I think it's a It's a nice place
to take a mat nap. It was very peaceful. They
were singing beautiful music. So yeah, wonderful. Thank you so much.
Love for story, guys. Yeah, n I sweet you too.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
This is so fun.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, okay, bye bye, Okay, wonderful.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
So what's your name? It was Seamous Shame Shamus.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
So many and nice to meet you guys, Graceasion.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
You seem so eager to tell us the story. Well,
I'm excited.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
I'm trigering a lot of stories of a lot of different,
uh different stuff going on, and I thought my story
is very impactful and it shows a lot about Calpaoli's community.
I'm part of lamby Kay Alpha uh proud probably member
here on cant Polis campus and the past two years,
in spite of recent events. We felt there was an
important thing we could do to provide self defense classes
to women here as part of swarting members. So I'm
(09:29):
here on campus right now and I've attated to my
Brazilian jiujitsu gym, Paragon, and Paragon helped team up with
LAMB Kilfa last year on self defense seminar for women,
helping them feel safe and confident, and they're belonging here
on campus. So that's a really cool thing that frats
do here on campus. And uh, I'm triguring a lot
of stories today about the kind of.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
You know, not as great.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Things that frats are known for, but I want to
make sure this person light this pass do do a
lot of this stuff for his campus in this community,
like Kay for doing a self defense seminar, uh free
for sworting women last year and Curtsey of Paragrin Bazilian
jiu Jitsu.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
That's so awesome.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It is so awesome.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah, thank you so much for sharing. Are you a
member of the frat or.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Of this I was at this time. I was the
president of KOPA when I put on a seminar. I
actually just graduated past December, and I'm like trying to
come full time with my Brazilian jiu jitsu gym. So
here I am on campus advertising for us. Sayone listening
to this interesting Brazilian jiu jitsu got a great gym here,
and so we got five gyms passing robust world, Grande
two here and slow a fifth gym which is the
(10:28):
minute off campus geared towards cal Poly kids. Anyone listening
is interesting? Yeah, great spot here in town.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Nice. That's awesome. Thank you so much for sharing. You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
It's a great day you too.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
So we hear you have a frat party story to
tell us. Yes, okay, wonderful.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Well it's going back a few years, like forty forty years. Yeah,
so are you?
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (10:50):
I was a wawe here at cal Poly forty years ago. Awesome,
and so you know, you look, consider, hey, what's all
this frat?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
What's it about?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (11:02):
So I gravitated towards a fraternity called ATO.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
ATO isn't the agriculture.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Fraternity Alpha Tau Omnicron.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
I don't think they were really legit, you know what
I mean? Yeah, it was more like you know, party house,
and it was wild. It was you know, keg parties
two days a week. And sure, and a lot of
you know that kind of behavior. They did not have
the profit documentations that. No, it was I don't It
(11:38):
was a fun bunch, you know. And this was like
the day I think Animal House came out. I don't
know if you know Animal House, a movie with John Belushi. Yeah,
I think that came out in about seventy eight, and
this was nineteen eighty.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
And so.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
I will let you know. I grew up in an
environment where you know, I have to be careful what
I say. But let me put it this way. So
I managed to persuade Barry Kilmer. I guess it's okay
to say his name. He was on the tennis team
at Polly. He was a pretty straight up guy. And
(12:23):
we crashed a party at Ato Frank too much, in
an innocent way, like you know, we were semi responsible.
We were on bicycles, by the way, okay, better than cars, yes,
no doubt. But I had this idea. You know, there
(12:44):
was a poker game and I was kind of instigating
the poker game myself. Actually I'm doing a poor job
at telling this story, but I won a fried a
friar chicken chicken. Yeah, so I came out of there
(13:04):
with a frozen chicken.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Okay, And that's the story.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Wonderful. That sounds like the best poker game ever.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
It was amazing.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Yeah, But the story doesn't end there, of course, because
what do you do with the friar chicken?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Right? What did you do with the fried chicken?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
So I was a.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Backpacker, okay, you know, and I guess at the time
everywhere I went, I had my little backpacking stove, and
so Berry and I had to figure out. I hope
you're out there, Berry, because it's been a long time.
So Berry and I like, okay, what are we going
to do.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
With this friar chicken?
Speaker 7 (13:42):
And we decided to hike up polly Pe right.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Up there you can see the pee, uh huh, And we.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Set up camp and we fried that chicken and we
ate it on kel poly p Kel poly Pe, and
we lived in the dormitory. I was in you Sementy Tower, wa,
and he was in Sierra Madre. I think, wow. And
so we ate the ate the chicken up on the hill.
And then as we're you know, eating the chicken, we
(14:14):
look up and there's this big cloud of mosquitoes just
descended on us and Berry. He didn't react too well,
but both of us ran down the mountain in a
big frantic rage and we laughed and laughed and so sorry.
That's about all I can all the details, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
It just sounds like you cooked a really good chicken.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
It was.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
There's something about you know, fresh air, camping under the
stars like you know, and dusk sunsetting and chicken fried chicken.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
And it's nothing.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Better at the pea.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Nonetheless, at the cow poly. Yeah, Mosquito, it was so good.
The mosquitoes wanted something.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Exactly exactly wonderful. Well, loved your story. Thank thanks so much.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
I'm sure it doesn't rank high, but you know it's
a really frugnrory that.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I liked it. Yeah, thank you so much. Thank you
for your patience and listening.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, it's so nice to meet you.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Likewise, I hope Barry and Mike Leone are out there
and they would remember those crazy times.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Good day you too. Okay, Oh it's a good story.
You have a card in your hand.
Speaker 9 (15:25):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Speaking of fun stories, we have another very noise anonymous submission.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Oh my goodness, alrighty.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
This one says there was a two week period in
freshman year where I lost all my most important belongings
at frat's examples a bullet pointed list, my ID, mm okay,
my key card.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
That is a tough one.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
You think the key card is worse than losing the ID.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I mean the idea like you can kind of be
anonymous about it and like go to the DMV and
nobody finds out.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
But if you lose your key card to your dorm, it's.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Like, yeah, okay, a slight problem with that. You have
to go to the DMV.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Okay, good point.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Also, my favorite lip gloss.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Oh can't relate.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
That is tough.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
That's really tough and like and also if you are
able to buy the same brand and type of flue gloss, again,
it's still not the same. It's not the same. Your
magic is on a glass. And lastly, my Rayman's damn
not the drip. Not the drip ribbons are expensive too.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
That is rough. I wonder where all those items ended up.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Hopefully if Frat Brothers is walking around with all those things.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Absolutely, your bro's just walking around, Like, I don't know
where this girl is. She has just left all her
stuff here.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
And we do have another one, Sebastian, do you have
that one?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
This one looks short and sweet already. The first two
sentences are or words are pretty good. Someone exploded a
tidepod in front of a bunch of frat buddies. Mmm,
truly short and sweet, that is, it's just, you know,
someone exploded. We're off to a good.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Start, Off to a good start. Yeah, and a tide
pod too. I mean that's like, that's everybody's intrusive thought.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Why do they look like candy? Like you really yummy
like and you just want to that guys just completely
covered and I hope like you know, whipped cream.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
There's a man scooting around with shaving.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Cream all over his face. Yeah, I can't smell it.
He's here for us, not you talk about getting tell
us about the shaving cream. I'm Grace, nice to meet
what's your name, I'm Andre.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Andre, nice to meet you. Andre. You are covered in
something white.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
Yeah, that's one way to put it. I guess is
shaving cream.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Okay, wonderful video, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Okay, cool, So they get the context you planning on
like going bald or something.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Uh nah, we're just pyeing trying to raise money for
our pledge class. But uh yeah, a lot of my
friends came. I got like six pies in a row
when I first showed up. Oh my goodness, which is
quite a lot.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
It's a lot more than I thought i'd get. Yeah,
six cream pies is a lot. It is a lot
of cream pies. Thank god. There's video.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Okay, and you are you said your pledge?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, I'm a pledge.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
How was that going?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
It's good.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
I don't know how much I'm allowed to say about
this because it's kind of a different organization, but I
mean it's the most busy I've ever been in my life.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I must say.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Wow, what's been like a highlight so far that you
feel like you could should possibly share highlight?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Shoot? How much can I say? Let me Probably meeting
the people.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
I think that's the best part about any sort of
busy processes. You get to meet people who you go
through it with. So that's definitely my highlight. Yeah, my
friends are like right there now, so yeah, get him.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Hied his stuff. He's the guy on his scooter. The
guy on the scooter. Oh, that's walking. He's kind of different.
He looks a bit different. No, yeah, he's kind of different.
Speaker 8 (19:12):
We're supposed to be wearing like business casual to some meetings.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
This dude pulls up with a.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Bob Marley hoodie, so yeah, oh my god, there he is.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Oh my god, Oh my god, he's coming.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
We get both of us on. Hell yeah, we can.
What's your name, Joaquin? Nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I'm great, I'm fashion. Nice to me, Joaquin.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
You were also covered in a bunch of white stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Would like clarific clarification.
Speaker 9 (19:40):
That's up cream okay, or no, it's shaving cream.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Okay, do not eat white stuff?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Sorry, got him an there's video.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
R No worry this clarification already. I got Andrew was
making real ship that we knew. Yeah, I appreciate that.
This is clarification.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
We're just talking thinking about you. I said you pulled
up in the Bob Marley.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
HOODI yes, I did.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
That was my bad. I lost us fifty points. Damn,
I will take place.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Wait can you explain this point system? What is that?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Can we go into it? Bro, it's just talk about
too much.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
We're suppsed to talk about too much for a pledge class.
I should say more points is good, less points is bad.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Fifty is a pretty substantial amount. Of points. Okay, it's
not five hundred, all right, it's not five hundred. So
it does go up to like five, it can go
hell of crazy. We lost five hundred, yeah or something.
Speaker 8 (20:32):
But let's not let's not worry about that nmember something else.
We're hoping to make it back with these piles.
Speaker 9 (20:37):
I got some money for pine, we get points for
that making it back right now.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, what has been your motivation to join a frat?
Speaker 9 (20:48):
Well, I love I joined Alpacaeva side because I really
want to gain the business more.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I'm a physics major, so.
Speaker 9 (20:53):
I want to like diversify my skill sets and like
get some public speaking all or like skills and stuff
like that, like jack of all trades type of thing.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Ye know, oh wow, totally.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah. I really wanted, you know, mainly for the connections.
Uh yeah. I like a lot of the people.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
In the fraternity, in the organization, and a lot of
the people I joined it with. So you know, just
stick with the people you like. I guess my mindset.
SOFI brotherhood, you know, yeah, brotherhood there.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
You know, it looks like it's going pretty good for
both of you. Pretty well, you have a really strong relationship. Yeah,
I just say. It's a good it's a good pledge class. Honestly,
everyone's really nice. Yeah awesome. Can I ask questions? Sure ahead?
What kind of podcast is this? How long has this
been going on? Yeah? What is this? We've done? This
is episode three?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
This is episode three? Wow?
Speaker 8 (21:46):
Episode three?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Right, it's exciting.
Speaker 9 (21:48):
But we're gonna be like looking back on this day
when they're famous. Yeah, like I was in that star.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Probably like look us up eventually and just you know,
see yourself here. Oh yeah, dream Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
It's on k c PR, which is a couples radio stations,
so it's all part of that. So maybe your guys
video will be uploaded to our instagram.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Oh that's kind of sick. Okay, but I don't have
this on the hand.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, what do you guys do?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Like, what's the idea of the podcast? We just come
out here, We slap a table down tape a sign
to it was a question, and then we just wait
for people to come here, or we let seeing the
Fisherman go get someone like, you know, Oh, that's a
good deal. So if you guys want to buy me,
it's three dollars. It's a great deal. How much how
(22:40):
much fun was that. I've never Oh wow, for three
that's incredible. That's great. It sounds like Sam's pretty happy
with his three dollars honestly. Yeah, don't have any return
these stories. Planning on making something soon though, Yeah, I
mean they've been making you know, I've been making in
the pledge class and all that. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
One time I did go to a party and I
was really tired. So you know, this is random guy
Met was helped me out and he just put me
in his car and I was really tired, you know, kidnapped,
I didn't know where it's going. And then we drove
to some girl's house and he was like, okay, get
(23:24):
out here, you can stay the night.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
So I knocked on a door and she's like, who
you know? F Ford are you?
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Like?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Were you do my house?
Speaker 9 (23:32):
I was like, yo, your boy said I can stay here.
So she had have like hot to him and be
like yeah, I could not just stay there. So I
just stayed at the random person's house. She gave me
a bead every two week. It was really nice.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
That's pretty nice of her.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, yeah that sounds dangerous.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Yeah, it's very dangerous.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, but I made it that safely.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I woke up in the morning. I was like, where
am I?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Wow, but damn I got left? Are you guys partiers?
Do you guys know we've I'm a third year and
I've never been to a frat party.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
I've been to parties, but no frat parties yet.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Definitely want to interesting, Yeah, maybe we have an announced Bastian.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Now, I'm just a more indoors type of person. You know,
three dollars will get you then, right? Oh, okay, it
is quite the bargain.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Interesting, it's like five dollars a yeah, two dollars and
you got part of me.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
It's a beautiful day today. I'm not gonna lie. It's
like forty percent off.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Thank you guys so much for being a part of
ROCKS and best of luck with your pieing journey.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I appreciate it. Thank you see the many pies you
will have exactly great talking guys, Thank you so much.
I'm Grace, I'm Sebastian.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Hi, I'm Savannah, Savannah. Nice to meet you.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Thank you so much for stopping by. Of course we
heard you have a frat story to tell.
Speaker 10 (24:54):
Okay, okay, so I was at a party back in October.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
It's not a frat but it was.
Speaker 10 (25:00):
Like a DJ party, oh okay, okay, And I saw
like five or six girls stancing on a table and
later then like two guys went on and like the
girls went off, which was the funny part. And I
have this on video too, if that's fine, if I
can show you guys after, okay, So, like the two
guys they're a partying, and I was like very close
because I wanted to see what's going on and stuff right,
(25:20):
and like probably like thirty seconds in, the table just
fell and like wood broke went it over, and like
the party was like evacuated, and I was like, how
the heck did I get this on video and observe this?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Oh my god?
Speaker 10 (25:34):
The party story since I don't go to parties that much,
probably around like once or twice a month.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yeah, I know, that's pretty much it. That's a table crazy.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
Just a table snapped in half with two people on it.
They're around like six foot five ish, so.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I don't know that table sounds kind of weak. I've
heard we could like just lay bend down on the
table and you'd be fine. Yeah, table would live.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
That is crazy? Was do you know if anybody was
hurt in the process. There is like a slight bruise.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I heard, but okay, they're fine, They're fine.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
They're fine.
Speaker 10 (26:03):
They're like six ' five like around like the two
hundred and fifty pound rangelets like I don't know weights
that well, but yeah, it works out.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Damn that is crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
It'd be crazy if they like heard this and they're
just this is like the I don't weigh that much.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah, I'm sure they're like wishing nobody saw that, but.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
They're doing fine. I see them.
Speaker 10 (26:22):
I've seen them around out to gym, so okay, but
I don't know his name, but I heard it's like,
I'm not going to give names.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
So yeah, wonderful bros Are alive, and that's our right.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Ros are alive. That's what that matters, exactly. Wonderful.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Our chatter box is practically overflowing. Sebastian anonymous tratterbox. I
should say already, this is an anonymous mission from a
frat brow. I hear Saint Friddy's last year. You just
had to be there. It was nuts, people climbing poles,
all sorts of crazy shit. I think he pregamed.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Sounds like he pregamed. That does sound crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I do remember seeing videos of people climbing the poles,
like the telephone poles in the neighborhoods and slow crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
They do call it a concrete jungle.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
It's true, that's true, and all at like four am two.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Our department must be pretty unhappy about that one.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Yeah, I'd say so.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I wonder how like law enforcement deals with Saint Friday's Day.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
I don't think they do.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Really.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I hear there's like, I know what Halloween there, they
like double the fines Halloween weekend.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
I don't know about Saint Friday's Day though. No, no, hey, Lauren, Hi, guys,
come back. Lauren is our podcast video editor.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yes, all right, Lauren, go for it.
Speaker 11 (27:45):
Okay, Basically, this was freshman year winter and I went
to a frat party with my friends and one does
as one does and was a little bit stupid. Moral
of a story, I left my phone said frat party
and didn't realize until the next morning. And so I
wake up the next morning and I'm like, where's my phone.
(28:06):
I hop on my computer to text my friends and
we basically had the fine friends location from eleven PM and.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
A dream we didn't know.
Speaker 11 (28:13):
So we're like, so me and my friends went out
onto the streets at about ten am to go back
to this house. We knocked on the door, which was
very embarrassing, and nobody answered, so we left a note,
and you know, a couple an hour goes by. We're like,
you know what, we're just gonna go back. So we
go back to the house. We find out that the
(28:34):
gate is open, so it was an outdoor party. So
we go into the backyard just to like give a
little search around see if we can find it, you know, harmless?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Is that not be any you know what?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Let me get to the end of my story in
Don't Worry.
Speaker 11 (28:52):
We were in their backyard and somebody came out and
talked to us, so they knew we were there, okay,
And we talked to them and we explained why we
were there, like whatever, it's frat men, not to stereotype,
but they.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Didn't really care.
Speaker 11 (29:03):
Yeah, they've had people in their houses. So we're looking
around this backyard probably for about thirty minutes, having no lock.
We're about to leave and there's this couch in the backyard.
That is what the couch is wet Okay, and my
friend bless her soul, sticks her hand between the cushions
of the couch and my phone was in there. Oh
and it had black mold in it, found out a
(29:23):
month later after I took the case off. So oh,
that's probably my best rat party story.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Oh my god, that's rough. It develops black mold overnight.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 11 (29:36):
It was in a couch with some sort of wet
substance on it overnight.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
And it was never clean and it was never cleaned.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah, that is terrible.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Did you like go through any sanitization process of the phone.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Well, the issue.
Speaker 11 (29:52):
Is is that I I, well I did I after
I took the case off a month later, I and
I realized I threw the case away immediately and wiped
my phone down with anything I had.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Yeah, and yeah.
Speaker 11 (30:03):
Still have that same phone. I haven't gotten sick yet,
So thanks, it's all good.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Yeah, my god, that must be a terrifying feeling, like
especially if you're hung over the next day and you're like,
oh god, yeah, but please don't if anybody's hearing this,
it was not breaking and entering.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, we got consent. Yeah, you can just walk it
top he exactly.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
No, no, no, no, no, nobody do that. Thank you
so much for your story. Of course, I'm so glad
you have your phone.
Speaker 12 (30:32):
I'm Vincent mccalliffe, a member of Signify epslon.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 12 (30:37):
I've been around for like three years. We were pretty new.
My first year was actually our first year on campus,
and I've been a member ever since.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
It's so cool.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, that's so cool. So you like basically started helped
to start this frat.
Speaker 9 (30:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (30:53):
Yeah. When we started, it was like eight of us.
They just got together and figured everything out. And my
first year I was part of like the executive board.
So just like it's been a lot of hustle, it's
been cool to see it grow.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yeah, So you have some stories about frat parties or
your frat in general.
Speaker 12 (31:13):
Yeah, Do you have anything specific.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
That's you were talking about your knee?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Oh yeah, we threw a.
Speaker 12 (31:19):
Party a couple of weeks ago and I picked up
one of my friends at this party and she actually
fell on my knee. And so now like now my
knee is something's wrong and I think it might be
a torn mc l oh. So I've been on crutches.
Today is actually one of the days I'm not using crutches.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
But damn, yeah that.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Was that was a fun time that checked out.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah, would you say that's like the first frat and
injury injury, the.
Speaker 12 (31:50):
First serious one, I would think.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (31:52):
Actually we a couple of years ago we had one
of our members just located his shoulder at a volleyball
event we were hosting, but he was covered under insurance.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
It worked out insurance.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's sick.
Speaker 12 (32:06):
I don't know, I can sit here for a while,
like it's just becau's what you're looking for, like very prompt.
Speaker 11 (32:12):
You know.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Do you have any plans for this year's set Friday's Day?
Speaker 12 (32:15):
Probably what I did last year. I'm probably gonna wake
up pretty early and go out to the street fair,
you know, the block party that goes on. Yeah, yeah, nothing,
nothing too wild. I'm not gonna be the one climbing
the pole every you know.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Yeah, we had a couple of people talk about that. Yeah, yeah,
that is wild.
Speaker 12 (32:31):
Last year when I was in the huge washpit of
people at like seven am, I was like trying to
walk through and then there was a moment when like
almost forty people collectively fell. Oh yeah, oh no, it's
a very just a wave of people it's like a
huge wash pit that just almost collapsed.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Yeah, that's rough. Well, best of luck to your brand
new frat forty people.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
That's so exciting. Do you want to shout out the
name of your frat one more time so you can
get as many people in there as bossors?
Speaker 12 (33:05):
Yeah, sigmafy epsilon. We don't haze, we don't pledge. We
recruit year round.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
So that's so cool. Yeah, awesome, wonderful. Well, thank you
so much, Vincent. It was gat to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Hope gets better.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I haven't been to frat parties, but I have been
to parties in general.
Speaker 9 (33:22):
Have you.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Not like college parties, but like you know, a friend
has a birthday or something.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Like Sure, I hear that I heard in past that
sometimes there's parties thrown at your apartment.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Oh yeah, so oh no, London came by earlier. He
was my old roommate. Threw quite the party. I don't know,
it's kind of his story. I don't know how much
I want to describe, but it was a rough night.
It ended with one of our roommates getting a police
report attached to your name and we take that shit
to the fridge. Oh no, it's pretty good. But yeah,
(33:57):
it was like I wasn't kind of there. Like I
would go out into like the main room every now
and then just to see what was going on, because
there were some people I knew that were there, so
it was kind of nice to talk to them, But like,
as the party progressed, I was just like I would
rather it just ended, you know, like I'm in my room,
I'm playing video games, but I can't hear my friends. Yeah,
(34:18):
I've got headphones on too, so it's like I really
should be able to while like keeping my eardrums intact,
but so loud. And then after, you know, we learned
some basic rules about how to party in the apartment
of don't bringing people into your room as long as
it stays outside, yeah, there's nothing that can be done. Yeah,
(34:38):
but if they come inside and you're being too loud,
that's a perfectly valid noise complaint.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah, the police report wasn't the worst thing about that night,
So that's right. And I don't know if I'm allowed
to talk about it, yeah, right, because it's just like
it's a sensitive topic.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Like really I think that I think girls, bathrooms and
parties are.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Just like, we're off to the bathrooms again.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Huh damn it. Oh Sebastian's mom.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
If you're listening to this, I'm sorry I talk so
much about the bathroom in the first episode, and I'm
sorry to any other listeners that have noticed that trend.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
But hey, I just I want to get it off
my chest.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
When you're at a party and your girlies are there
and maybe you're under the influence of something, there's just
some kind of magic that comes with saying, all right, girls,
let's go to the bathroom, and you all go to
the bathroom together, and it's just like girl bonding, like
you gossip, you talk, you tell each other how beautiful
(35:40):
you are. It's it's something that I can't ever describe
and something that I'm so sorry you will never understand.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Yeah, how okay, So with how often you talk about
the bathroom, how much bathroom stuff is on your chest
if you're trying to like, you know, like, I just
need to get it off my chest, like how much?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Apparently so much.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
I think I'm gonna drop out of Chatterbox and make
a potty podcast.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I don't know if Patty will approve.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Yeah, yeah, okay, my name is grace. Okay, my name
is alex Amya. Nice to meet you guys. Are you
guys second first year? First years? Okay, and you've a
frats yeah okay, So lasts about like two weeks ago.
I think it was like three weeks ago. Yeah, okay.
We went over to phi Kappasi.
Speaker 13 (36:30):
And we went up to every brother that we could
find and ask them all to dab yep to day
on camera.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
On camera.
Speaker 13 (36:38):
So I have about eight pictures of eight different Phi
Kapasi pledges dabbing.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
And then one of our friends and.
Speaker 13 (36:48):
By Kappasi told us that that chapter was brought up
that some weird girls went up to their brothers and
asked the multi tap.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yeah, oh no no, but it's.
Speaker 10 (36:58):
Because they did it multiple times.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 10 (37:01):
We kept going up to them and they just kept
doing it gladly.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
And when I was doing for the pictures, yep, and
I asked them first. I was like, oh, can I
take a picture of you?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
And they were like yeah, he can you sign this waver?
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Can you sign this waiver? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (37:15):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Oh my god. And you still have all the pictures.
Oh yeah, of course. Do you plan to do anything
with them? Maybe we will.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Every time they feel sad, they just pull them off laugh.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Oh yeah, totally.
Speaker 13 (37:25):
Whenever we see a pledge with reread convers who just
think about it.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
M yeah, those pledges will do anything.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Oh yeah, I've seen like have you seen the TikTok
videos like the pledge there?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Ye, yeah, I mean I sure having We just had
some guys come on earlier completely covered in shaving cream.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Oh yep, yeah, that's my neighbor of them, gotcha. Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Well, I hope you guys have many more dabbing picture
adventures in the future.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Thank you, Thank you in this town exactly exactly asking
frat boys to dap you. Thank you so much, so much,
thank thank you. Well, Sebastian.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
We've heard a lot of crazy and awesome stories today.
Which one is your favorite?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Probably the Chicken Man.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
The Chicken Man was quite interesting.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
We were just saying that our editor Ben misheard part
of the conversation and so he thought that he said
that they murdered it.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
They slaughtered.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yeah, which in case you also thought the same thing,
was not the case.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
But it's a pretty good story.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Frozen Zen.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, well, Sebastian, it's been a blast today, but it
seems like our time is wrapping up here.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, had a good time, you know, learned plenty of
things that I didn't know before.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Exactly things we could take with us on our on
our future fretting adventures, you and I.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Yeah, oh, come on to Bastian. You'll do it.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
You'll do with me, especially for say, Freddy's Day. We're
fully prepared now for everything that could possibly happen.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Yeah, m hmm. I need to make some plans to
not go outside.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Sure, sure, protect yourself if that's what you need.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah, you want to go out, I've got things to
do exactly.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Well, thank you so much for tuning into this episode
of Chatterbox. This has been episode three right here on
KCPR ninety one point three FM, M or FM or
be sure to tune in next episode. We'll surely have
something awesome and funny to talk about.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
We'll see you next time.
I'm Grace, I'm Sebastian, and you are tuned into the
chatterbox right now. We are sitting on Dexter Lawn on
a full out table with a sign taped to it saying,
what is your best frat story? And Sebastian, do you
have any frat party stories?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Nope? BYA, I am pretty secluded and I think frats
are dumb.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Whoa Okay, strong opinions, I hear.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I've also never been to a frat party, but I
plan to do it before I graduate.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Do you feel the same way?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, Okay, I'm just not into parties.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
That's so fair. Well, it might be fun to hear
about them.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well, that's what we're here for.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
That's what we're here for. In fact, we have our
first submission. Our first guest the on today's episode is
going to be an anonymous submission.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
He had to run to run.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Sebastian, would you like to read read the story aloud?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I suppose I could. Let's see how he wrote it
because he was talking to us, so we know, like
the audio version.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, we can fill out the details, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Snuck into a frat party before college and they tried
to kick my friend and me out and I started
throwing punches. That is the uh summarized for the cliff notes.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
That's the gist of it.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
He didn't give much detail, but it was the way
he described them trying to kick him out was pretty funny.
You were there for that, Why don't you describe it?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I was, Yeah, it sounded crazy. It sounded like a
scene out of super Bad to me, never seen. I
don't know if you've ever seen super Bad.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh it's great, but yeah, sneaking into a frat party,
I don't I don't know. I actually don't have a
opinion on this. I started saying an opinion, but I
don't think I have an opinion.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
All right, Hello, I'm Sebastian.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Hi Sebastian. I'm Jasmine, Jasmine Grace Grace. Nice to see
you again. He saw her this morning, So.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Jasmine here, you have your overflowing with frat stories.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Oh yeah, I actually was so glad that your guys
is prompt This week was crazy frat stories because I
feel like this story's been cooking on me for coming
on two years now. I feel like I just need
an outlet to get out at some point, and.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
A story is baked.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yes it is.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
It's great yea, okay, So do I just like jump
into it, go for it?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah? Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
So the year was twenty twenty one. This was my
first year on campus. It was like the peak of
my fratting career. I don't really go to the frats anymore.
But it was dage season spring quarter and I was
heading to a dage I was heading to specifically ZB Tahiti,
one of their bigger events the year.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I don't know if they do it anymore, but they
used to.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
And I was going out with my friend, my best
friend Mattie, like we usually do. So me and Maddie
were getting ready to go out there and we were
enjoying the party for like an hour or so, you know,
just like dancing, having a good time. And the way
that they set it up when it is time for
the specific stage is they like fill the whole back
yard with sand and like there's like a stage with
(03:03):
the DJ and then there's like a tarp on like
the left side of the backyard that kind of like
breaks off the area, and behind the tarp is like
just like backyard like fence and like trash and like
that's where people would kind of like use the restroom.
Like there were guys and girls like peeing there, like
you know, like whenever they like felt like they needed
to take a break. So Maddie goes to me and
(03:25):
we needed to take a break, but she wanted to
take like a smoke break real quick. So I was like,
let's just go back there and like just you know,
see the vibes. Yeah, So we go back there to
have the smoke and we're talking and laughing and there
are girls like in bikinis and stuff because it's a
dage and they're like, you know, like you know, go
to the bathroom with a copping a squat here and there. Yeah,
And I'm looking at my friend Maddie while she's like smoking,
(03:47):
and behind her, I see a queen squatting to take
a pee and then I realize it's not it's actually it's.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
A number two.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
So I'm like jaw drop on the floor watching this
defecation happen outside, like like log hit in the ground,
and I'm shocked. I'm like Maddie turn around and we
look at her and we're just like.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
This is not happening right now. I felt so.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Bad, and we just like immediately like turn around and
we like ran away to the back of the DJ,
like because our friend was there, and we were like.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
No longer the pissed corner.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
No, and I don't we never we like never went
back and we didn't see it on the floor anything.
All I was thinking about was those poor pledges, those
poor pledges. We have to clean this up tomorrow. I
was just I was worried for them.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
That's insane. Yeah, no, I'm like telling this, you're just
like shocked.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Poor boys.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
No, but this really happened. I wonder about her all
the time. I wonder if she knew that it was happening. Yeah,
sometimes you don't. Sometimes you don't. Sometimes you do.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Think you're just going down for a number one and
like a couple of things fall out, like.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
It's not right exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Man, that's like at first you just described it and
I was like, that's a safe space.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, like girlies the squatten. But no, that makes it
an unders saying you.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Tell this story because I was just making fun of
Grace for telling like bathroom related stories. Well what I
was saying, I think really hard to convince me that, like, yeah,
it was a special moment.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Oh my goodness. What I was saying is like girlies
in the bathroom at a party, that's like magic. Oh
it is.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
It's like a community that's there. Girlies in the bathroom
is community. And I thought that we did have a
community sace. I guess we did because nobody like made
fun of her anything. I just okay, I felt like
it was a little damaging to my safe space personally.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, but invasive, a little invasive.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah. Yeah, so that was my story. I'm so sorry
that happened. It's okay, you know, I'm sorry for her. Honestly.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
If anything, I was perfectly fine. Yea, I have a
story to tell, you know. I had a little bit
of a chuckle back then, all in good fun, laughing
with her. Of course, I support support women's rights and wrongs. Yeah,
you know, yeah, whatever things go wrong, Yeah, well, thank
you so much.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Like the way she's seeing it nowadays is more like, oh,
it's not an ish me, it's an issue.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
No, yeah, to be real, Like, if that was me,
I would hope that whoever witnessed was as empathetic as
me and wait to tell a podcast about it at
least two years. At least years least two years a
good waiting time because hopefully she's graduated or something.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I don't know, she's probably not doing big things.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Honestly, still not the worst thing we've heard.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Here, really true.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That first episode was most stories were like, you know,
it's sexually related, so that was rough.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
But that's always like the best content, that something a
little spicy. It's so true, little bit. Yeah, I'm actually surprised,
you know, we don't really we didn't get any like
sex related stories given the top.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Oh, I have a few other pies you're going to cover. Sorry,
no I can't.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
It can't expose myself. Like maybe in another year or so,
when like it has time to cook it.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, two years.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, dry age the story exactly. Yeah, thank you so much,
Jack so much for having me. Of course.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I feel Yeah, content content.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
How's it going everybody?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Oh it's going good. What's your name? My name is Leah, Leah,
nice to me, to you guys.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I like literally just saw the KCPR Instagram post yesterday
of this yeah, and I sent it to two of
my friends that are involved in CACPR, and I.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Was like, guys, this is so dope. Yeah, Like I
want to be a part of it.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Lucky me. I'm working at the Shebang booth right over there.
Can you come just to the Shebang Booth on Dexter
today until three o'clock to get ten percent off discount
of tickets?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Wonderful And yeah, I just figured i'd see what it's about. Yes,
So thank you so much for checking us out.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Do you have any cool frat or party stories that
you'd like to share.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
I was just thinking about the Saint Friddie's. I have
a funny one from last year. My hometown friend was
visiting me and whatever. We wake up early in the morning,
but she was visiting me because she had like a
choir performance that day and slow, but I was like,
come on, like still just like hang out with us
in the morning, and she didn't really you know, a
(08:01):
party that hard, but I was still like enjoying it,
hanging out with my friends. But then at about like
one o'clock in the afternoon, we had to like go
to I'd go to see her choir performance at a
church and it was just really crazy vibes. I ended
up falling asleep in the church and yeah, I was
woken up by her once the concert was over, and
it was just like, very memorable, and I felt bad,
(08:23):
but I also was there to support her, even on
Saint Friday's MM.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah, and that's so strong of you.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Yeah, that's all I got, honestly, How was it sleeping
in Jod's house?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I wish I could tell you.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
It was blur, It was a blur. Yeah, yeah, I
think it was good.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
I mean, I think it's a It's a nice place
to take a mat nap. It was very peaceful. They
were singing beautiful music. So yeah, wonderful. Thank you so much.
Love for story, guys. Yeah, n I sweet you too.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
This is so fun.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, okay, bye bye, Okay, wonderful.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
So what's your name? It was Seamous Shame Shamus.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
So many and nice to meet you guys, Graceasion.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
You seem so eager to tell us the story. Well,
I'm excited.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
I'm trigering a lot of stories of a lot of different,
uh different stuff going on, and I thought my story
is very impactful and it shows a lot about Calpaoli's community.
I'm part of lamby Kay Alpha uh proud probably member
here on cant Polis campus and the past two years,
in spite of recent events. We felt there was an
important thing we could do to provide self defense classes
to women here as part of swarting members. So I'm
(09:29):
here on campus right now and I've attated to my
Brazilian jiujitsu gym, Paragon, and Paragon helped team up with
LAMB Kilfa last year on self defense seminar for women,
helping them feel safe and confident, and they're belonging here
on campus. So that's a really cool thing that frats
do here on campus. And uh, I'm triguring a lot
of stories today about the kind of.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
You know, not as great.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Things that frats are known for, but I want to
make sure this person light this pass do do a
lot of this stuff for his campus in this community,
like Kay for doing a self defense seminar, uh free
for sworting women last year and Curtsey of Paragrin Bazilian
jiu Jitsu.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
That's so awesome.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It is so awesome.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah, thank you so much for sharing. Are you a
member of the frat or.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Of this I was at this time. I was the
president of KOPA when I put on a seminar. I
actually just graduated past December, and I'm like trying to
come full time with my Brazilian jiu jitsu gym. So
here I am on campus advertising for us. Sayone listening
to this interesting Brazilian jiu jitsu got a great gym here,
and so we got five gyms passing robust world, Grande
two here and slow a fifth gym which is the
(10:28):
minute off campus geared towards cal Poly kids. Anyone listening
is interesting? Yeah, great spot here in town.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Nice. That's awesome. Thank you so much for sharing. You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
It's a great day you too.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
So we hear you have a frat party story to
tell us. Yes, okay, wonderful.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Well it's going back a few years, like forty forty years. Yeah,
so are you?
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (10:50):
I was a wawe here at cal Poly forty years ago. Awesome,
and so you know, you look, consider, hey, what's all
this frat?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
What's it about?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (11:02):
So I gravitated towards a fraternity called ATO.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
ATO isn't the agriculture.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Fraternity Alpha Tau Omnicron.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
I don't think they were really legit, you know what
I mean? Yeah, it was more like you know, party house,
and it was wild. It was you know, keg parties
two days a week. And sure, and a lot of
you know that kind of behavior. They did not have
the profit documentations that. No, it was I don't It
(11:38):
was a fun bunch, you know. And this was like
the day I think Animal House came out. I don't
know if you know Animal House, a movie with John Belushi. Yeah,
I think that came out in about seventy eight, and
this was nineteen eighty.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
And so.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
I will let you know. I grew up in an
environment where you know, I have to be careful what
I say. But let me put it this way. So
I managed to persuade Barry Kilmer. I guess it's okay
to say his name. He was on the tennis team
at Polly. He was a pretty straight up guy. And
(12:23):
we crashed a party at Ato Frank too much, in
an innocent way, like you know, we were semi responsible.
We were on bicycles, by the way, okay, better than cars, yes,
no doubt. But I had this idea. You know, there
(12:44):
was a poker game and I was kind of instigating
the poker game myself. Actually I'm doing a poor job
at telling this story, but I won a fried a
friar chicken chicken. Yeah, so I came out of there
(13:04):
with a frozen chicken.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Okay, And that's the story.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Wonderful. That sounds like the best poker game ever.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
It was amazing.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Yeah, But the story doesn't end there, of course, because
what do you do with the friar chicken?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Right? What did you do with the fried chicken?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
So I was a.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Backpacker, okay, you know, and I guess at the time
everywhere I went, I had my little backpacking stove, and
so Berry and I had to figure out. I hope
you're out there, Berry, because it's been a long time.
So Berry and I like, okay, what are we going
to do.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
With this friar chicken?
Speaker 7 (13:42):
And we decided to hike up polly Pe right.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Up there you can see the pee, uh huh, And we.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Set up camp and we fried that chicken and we
ate it on kel poly p Kel poly Pe, and
we lived in the dormitory. I was in you Sementy Tower, wa,
and he was in Sierra Madre. I think, wow. And
so we ate the ate the chicken up on the hill.
And then as we're you know, eating the chicken, we
(14:14):
look up and there's this big cloud of mosquitoes just
descended on us and Berry. He didn't react too well,
but both of us ran down the mountain in a
big frantic rage and we laughed and laughed and so sorry.
That's about all I can all the details, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
It just sounds like you cooked a really good chicken.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
It was.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
There's something about you know, fresh air, camping under the
stars like you know, and dusk sunsetting and chicken fried chicken.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
And it's nothing.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Better at the pea.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Nonetheless, at the cow poly. Yeah, Mosquito, it was so good.
The mosquitoes wanted something.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Exactly exactly wonderful. Well, loved your story. Thank thanks so much.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
I'm sure it doesn't rank high, but you know it's
a really frugnrory that.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I liked it. Yeah, thank you so much. Thank you
for your patience and listening.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, it's so nice to meet you.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Likewise, I hope Barry and Mike Leone are out there
and they would remember those crazy times.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Good day you too. Okay, Oh it's a good story.
You have a card in your hand.
Speaker 9 (15:25):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Speaking of fun stories, we have another very noise anonymous submission.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Oh my goodness, alrighty.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
This one says there was a two week period in
freshman year where I lost all my most important belongings
at frat's examples a bullet pointed list, my ID, mm okay,
my key card.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
That is a tough one.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
You think the key card is worse than losing the ID.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I mean the idea like you can kind of be
anonymous about it and like go to the DMV and
nobody finds out.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
But if you lose your key card to your dorm, it's.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Like, yeah, okay, a slight problem with that. You have
to go to the DMV.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Okay, good point.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Also, my favorite lip gloss.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Oh can't relate.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
That is tough.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
That's really tough and like and also if you are
able to buy the same brand and type of flue gloss, again,
it's still not the same. It's not the same. Your
magic is on a glass. And lastly, my Rayman's damn
not the drip. Not the drip ribbons are expensive too.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
That is rough. I wonder where all those items ended up.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Hopefully if Frat Brothers is walking around with all those things.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Absolutely, your bro's just walking around, Like, I don't know
where this girl is. She has just left all her
stuff here.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
And we do have another one, Sebastian, do you have
that one?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
This one looks short and sweet already. The first two
sentences are or words are pretty good. Someone exploded a
tidepod in front of a bunch of frat buddies. Mmm,
truly short and sweet, that is, it's just, you know,
someone exploded. We're off to a good.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Start, Off to a good start. Yeah, and a tide
pod too. I mean that's like, that's everybody's intrusive thought.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Why do they look like candy? Like you really yummy
like and you just want to that guys just completely
covered and I hope like you know, whipped cream.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
There's a man scooting around with shaving.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Cream all over his face. Yeah, I can't smell it.
He's here for us, not you talk about getting tell
us about the shaving cream. I'm Grace, nice to meet
what's your name, I'm Andre.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Andre, nice to meet you. Andre. You are covered in
something white.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
Yeah, that's one way to put it. I guess is
shaving cream.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Okay, wonderful video, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Okay, cool, So they get the context you planning on
like going bald or something.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Uh nah, we're just pyeing trying to raise money for
our pledge class. But uh yeah, a lot of my
friends came. I got like six pies in a row
when I first showed up. Oh my goodness, which is
quite a lot.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
It's a lot more than I thought i'd get. Yeah,
six cream pies is a lot. It is a lot
of cream pies. Thank god. There's video.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Okay, and you are you said your pledge?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, I'm a pledge.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
How was that going?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
It's good.
Speaker 8 (18:30):
I don't know how much I'm allowed to say about
this because it's kind of a different organization, but I
mean it's the most busy I've ever been in my life.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I must say.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Wow, what's been like a highlight so far that you
feel like you could should possibly share highlight?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Shoot? How much can I say? Let me Probably meeting
the people.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
I think that's the best part about any sort of
busy processes. You get to meet people who you go
through it with. So that's definitely my highlight. Yeah, my
friends are like right there now, so yeah, get him.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Hied his stuff. He's the guy on his scooter. The
guy on the scooter. Oh, that's walking. He's kind of different.
He looks a bit different. No, yeah, he's kind of different.
Speaker 8 (19:12):
We're supposed to be wearing like business casual to some meetings.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
This dude pulls up with a.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Bob Marley hoodie, so yeah, oh my god, there he is.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Oh my god, Oh my god, he's coming.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
We get both of us on. Hell yeah, we can.
What's your name, Joaquin? Nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I'm great, I'm fashion. Nice to me, Joaquin.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
You were also covered in a bunch of white stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Would like clarific clarification.
Speaker 9 (19:40):
That's up cream okay, or no, it's shaving cream.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Okay, do not eat white stuff?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Sorry, got him an there's video.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
R No worry this clarification already. I got Andrew was
making real ship that we knew. Yeah, I appreciate that.
This is clarification.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
We're just talking thinking about you. I said you pulled
up in the Bob Marley.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
HOODI yes, I did.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
That was my bad. I lost us fifty points. Damn,
I will take place.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Wait can you explain this point system? What is that?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Can we go into it? Bro, it's just talk about
too much.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
We're suppsed to talk about too much for a pledge class.
I should say more points is good, less points is bad.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Fifty is a pretty substantial amount. Of points. Okay, it's
not five hundred, all right, it's not five hundred. So
it does go up to like five, it can go
hell of crazy. We lost five hundred, yeah or something.
Speaker 8 (20:32):
But let's not let's not worry about that nmember something else.
We're hoping to make it back with these piles.
Speaker 9 (20:37):
I got some money for pine, we get points for
that making it back right now.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, what has been your motivation to join a frat?
Speaker 9 (20:48):
Well, I love I joined Alpacaeva side because I really
want to gain the business more.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I'm a physics major, so.
Speaker 9 (20:53):
I want to like diversify my skill sets and like
get some public speaking all or like skills and stuff
like that, like jack of all trades type of thing.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Ye know, oh wow, totally.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah. I really wanted, you know, mainly for the connections.
Uh yeah. I like a lot of the people.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
In the fraternity, in the organization, and a lot of
the people I joined it with. So you know, just
stick with the people you like. I guess my mindset.
SOFI brotherhood, you know, yeah, brotherhood there.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
You know, it looks like it's going pretty good for
both of you. Pretty well, you have a really strong relationship. Yeah,
I just say. It's a good it's a good pledge class. Honestly,
everyone's really nice. Yeah awesome. Can I ask questions? Sure ahead?
What kind of podcast is this? How long has this
been going on? Yeah? What is this? We've done? This
is episode three?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
This is episode three? Wow?
Speaker 8 (21:46):
Episode three?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Right, it's exciting.
Speaker 9 (21:48):
But we're gonna be like looking back on this day
when they're famous. Yeah, like I was in that star.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Probably like look us up eventually and just you know,
see yourself here. Oh yeah, dream Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
It's on k c PR, which is a couples radio stations,
so it's all part of that. So maybe your guys
video will be uploaded to our instagram.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Oh that's kind of sick. Okay, but I don't have
this on the hand.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, what do you guys do?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Like, what's the idea of the podcast? We just come
out here, We slap a table down tape a sign
to it was a question, and then we just wait
for people to come here, or we let seeing the
Fisherman go get someone like, you know, Oh, that's a
good deal. So if you guys want to buy me,
it's three dollars. It's a great deal. How much how
(22:40):
much fun was that. I've never Oh wow, for three
that's incredible. That's great. It sounds like Sam's pretty happy
with his three dollars honestly. Yeah, don't have any return
these stories. Planning on making something soon though, Yeah, I
mean they've been making you know, I've been making in
the pledge class and all that. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
One time I did go to a party and I
was really tired. So you know, this is random guy
Met was helped me out and he just put me
in his car and I was really tired, you know, kidnapped,
I didn't know where it's going. And then we drove
to some girl's house and he was like, okay, get
(23:24):
out here, you can stay the night.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
So I knocked on a door and she's like, who
you know? F Ford are you?
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Like?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Were you do my house?
Speaker 9 (23:32):
I was like, yo, your boy said I can stay here.
So she had have like hot to him and be
like yeah, I could not just stay there. So I
just stayed at the random person's house. She gave me
a bead every two week. It was really nice.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
That's pretty nice of her.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, yeah that sounds dangerous.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Yeah, it's very dangerous.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, but I made it that safely.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I woke up in the morning. I was like, where
am I?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Wow, but damn I got left? Are you guys partiers?
Do you guys know we've I'm a third year and
I've never been to a frat party.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
I've been to parties, but no frat parties yet.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Definitely want to interesting, Yeah, maybe we have an announced Bastian.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Now, I'm just a more indoors type of person. You know,
three dollars will get you then, right? Oh, okay, it
is quite the bargain.
Speaker 9 (24:22):
Interesting, it's like five dollars a yeah, two dollars and
you got part of me.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
It's a beautiful day today. I'm not gonna lie. It's
like forty percent off.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Thank you guys so much for being a part of
ROCKS and best of luck with your pieing journey.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I appreciate it. Thank you see the many pies you
will have exactly great talking guys, Thank you so much.
I'm Grace, I'm Sebastian.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Hi, I'm Savannah, Savannah. Nice to meet you.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Thank you so much for stopping by. Of course we
heard you have a frat story to tell.
Speaker 10 (24:54):
Okay, okay, so I was at a party back in October.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
It's not a frat but it was.
Speaker 10 (25:00):
Like a DJ party, oh okay, okay, And I saw
like five or six girls stancing on a table and
later then like two guys went on and like the
girls went off, which was the funny part. And I
have this on video too, if that's fine, if I
can show you guys after, okay, So, like the two
guys they're a partying, and I was like very close
because I wanted to see what's going on and stuff right,
(25:20):
and like probably like thirty seconds in, the table just
fell and like wood broke went it over, and like
the party was like evacuated, and I was like, how
the heck did I get this on video and observe this?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Oh my god?
Speaker 10 (25:34):
The party story since I don't go to parties that much,
probably around like once or twice a month.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yeah, I know, that's pretty much it. That's a table crazy.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
Just a table snapped in half with two people on it.
They're around like six foot five ish, so.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I don't know that table sounds kind of weak. I've
heard we could like just lay bend down on the
table and you'd be fine. Yeah, table would live.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
That is crazy? Was do you know if anybody was
hurt in the process. There is like a slight bruise.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I heard, but okay, they're fine, They're fine.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
They're fine.
Speaker 10 (26:03):
They're like six ' five like around like the two
hundred and fifty pound rangelets like I don't know weights
that well, but yeah, it works out.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Damn that is crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
It'd be crazy if they like heard this and they're
just this is like the I don't weigh that much.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah, I'm sure they're like wishing nobody saw that, but.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
They're doing fine. I see them.
Speaker 10 (26:22):
I've seen them around out to gym, so okay, but
I don't know his name, but I heard it's like,
I'm not going to give names.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
So yeah, wonderful bros Are alive, and that's our right.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Ros are alive. That's what that matters, exactly. Wonderful.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Our chatter box is practically overflowing. Sebastian anonymous tratterbox. I
should say already, this is an anonymous mission from a
frat brow. I hear Saint Friddy's last year. You just
had to be there. It was nuts, people climbing poles,
all sorts of crazy shit. I think he pregamed.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Sounds like he pregamed. That does sound crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I do remember seeing videos of people climbing the poles,
like the telephone poles in the neighborhoods and slow crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
They do call it a concrete jungle.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
It's true, that's true, and all at like four am two.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Our department must be pretty unhappy about that one.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Yeah, I'd say so.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I wonder how like law enforcement deals with Saint Friday's Day.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
I don't think they do.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Really.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I hear there's like, I know what Halloween there, they
like double the fines Halloween weekend.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
I don't know about Saint Friday's Day though. No, no, hey, Lauren, Hi, guys,
come back. Lauren is our podcast video editor.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yes, all right, Lauren, go for it.
Speaker 11 (27:45):
Okay, Basically, this was freshman year winter and I went
to a frat party with my friends and one does
as one does and was a little bit stupid. Moral
of a story, I left my phone said frat party
and didn't realize until the next morning. And so I
wake up the next morning and I'm like, where's my phone.
(28:06):
I hop on my computer to text my friends and
we basically had the fine friends location from eleven PM and.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
A dream we didn't know.
Speaker 11 (28:13):
So we're like, so me and my friends went out
onto the streets at about ten am to go back
to this house. We knocked on the door, which was
very embarrassing, and nobody answered, so we left a note,
and you know, a couple an hour goes by. We're like,
you know what, we're just gonna go back. So we
go back to the house. We find out that the
(28:34):
gate is open, so it was an outdoor party. So
we go into the backyard just to like give a
little search around see if we can find it, you know, harmless?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Is that not be any you know what?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Let me get to the end of my story in
Don't Worry.
Speaker 11 (28:52):
We were in their backyard and somebody came out and
talked to us, so they knew we were there, okay,
And we talked to them and we explained why we
were there, like whatever, it's frat men, not to stereotype,
but they.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Didn't really care.
Speaker 11 (29:03):
Yeah, they've had people in their houses. So we're looking
around this backyard probably for about thirty minutes, having no lock.
We're about to leave and there's this couch in the backyard.
That is what the couch is wet Okay, and my
friend bless her soul, sticks her hand between the cushions
of the couch and my phone was in there. Oh
and it had black mold in it, found out a
(29:23):
month later after I took the case off. So oh,
that's probably my best rat party story.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Oh my god, that's rough. It develops black mold overnight.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 11 (29:36):
It was in a couch with some sort of wet
substance on it overnight.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
And it was never clean and it was never cleaned.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah, that is terrible.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Did you like go through any sanitization process of the phone.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Well, the issue.
Speaker 11 (29:52):
Is is that I I, well I did I after
I took the case off a month later, I and
I realized I threw the case away immediately and wiped
my phone down with anything I had.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Yeah, and yeah.
Speaker 11 (30:03):
Still have that same phone. I haven't gotten sick yet,
So thanks, it's all good.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Yeah, my god, that must be a terrifying feeling, like
especially if you're hung over the next day and you're like,
oh god, yeah, but please don't if anybody's hearing this,
it was not breaking and entering.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, we got consent. Yeah, you can just walk it
top he exactly.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
No, no, no, no, no, nobody do that. Thank you
so much for your story. Of course, I'm so glad
you have your phone.
Speaker 12 (30:32):
I'm Vincent mccalliffe, a member of Signify epslon.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 12 (30:37):
I've been around for like three years. We were pretty new.
My first year was actually our first year on campus,
and I've been a member ever since.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
It's so cool.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, that's so cool. So you like basically started helped
to start this frat.
Speaker 9 (30:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (30:53):
Yeah. When we started, it was like eight of us.
They just got together and figured everything out. And my
first year I was part of like the executive board.
So just like it's been a lot of hustle, it's
been cool to see it grow.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yeah, So you have some stories about frat parties or
your frat in general.
Speaker 12 (31:13):
Yeah, Do you have anything specific.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
That's you were talking about your knee?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Oh yeah, we threw a.
Speaker 12 (31:19):
Party a couple of weeks ago and I picked up
one of my friends at this party and she actually
fell on my knee. And so now like now my
knee is something's wrong and I think it might be
a torn mc l oh. So I've been on crutches.
Today is actually one of the days I'm not using crutches.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
But damn, yeah that.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Was that was a fun time that checked out.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah, would you say that's like the first frat and
injury injury, the.
Speaker 12 (31:50):
First serious one, I would think.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (31:52):
Actually we a couple of years ago we had one
of our members just located his shoulder at a volleyball
event we were hosting, but he was covered under insurance.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
It worked out insurance.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yeah, yeah, that's sick.
Speaker 12 (32:06):
I don't know, I can sit here for a while,
like it's just becau's what you're looking for, like very prompt.
Speaker 11 (32:12):
You know.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Do you have any plans for this year's set Friday's Day?
Speaker 12 (32:15):
Probably what I did last year. I'm probably gonna wake
up pretty early and go out to the street fair,
you know, the block party that goes on. Yeah, yeah, nothing,
nothing too wild. I'm not gonna be the one climbing
the pole every you know.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Yeah, we had a couple of people talk about that. Yeah, yeah,
that is wild.
Speaker 12 (32:31):
Last year when I was in the huge washpit of
people at like seven am, I was like trying to
walk through and then there was a moment when like
almost forty people collectively fell. Oh yeah, oh no, it's
a very just a wave of people it's like a
huge wash pit that just almost collapsed.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Yeah, that's rough. Well, best of luck to your brand
new frat forty people.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
That's so exciting. Do you want to shout out the
name of your frat one more time so you can
get as many people in there as bossors?
Speaker 12 (33:05):
Yeah, sigmafy epsilon. We don't haze, we don't pledge. We
recruit year round.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
So that's so cool. Yeah, awesome, wonderful. Well, thank you
so much, Vincent. It was gat to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Hope gets better.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I haven't been to frat parties, but I have been
to parties in general.
Speaker 9 (33:22):
Have you.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Not like college parties, but like you know, a friend
has a birthday or something.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Like Sure, I hear that I heard in past that
sometimes there's parties thrown at your apartment.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Oh yeah, so oh no, London came by earlier. He
was my old roommate. Threw quite the party. I don't know,
it's kind of his story. I don't know how much
I want to describe, but it was a rough night.
It ended with one of our roommates getting a police
report attached to your name and we take that shit
to the fridge. Oh no, it's pretty good. But yeah,
(33:57):
it was like I wasn't kind of there. Like I
would go out into like the main room every now
and then just to see what was going on, because
there were some people I knew that were there, so
it was kind of nice to talk to them, But like,
as the party progressed, I was just like I would
rather it just ended, you know, like I'm in my room,
I'm playing video games, but I can't hear my friends. Yeah,
(34:18):
I've got headphones on too, so it's like I really
should be able to while like keeping my eardrums intact,
but so loud. And then after, you know, we learned
some basic rules about how to party in the apartment
of don't bringing people into your room as long as
it stays outside, yeah, there's nothing that can be done. Yeah,
(34:38):
but if they come inside and you're being too loud,
that's a perfectly valid noise complaint.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah, the police report wasn't the worst thing about that night,
So that's right. And I don't know if I'm allowed
to talk about it, yeah, right, because it's just like
it's a sensitive topic.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Like really I think that I think girls, bathrooms and
parties are.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Just like, we're off to the bathrooms again.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Huh damn it. Oh Sebastian's mom.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
If you're listening to this, I'm sorry I talk so
much about the bathroom in the first episode, and I'm
sorry to any other listeners that have noticed that trend.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
But hey, I just I want to get it off
my chest.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
When you're at a party and your girlies are there
and maybe you're under the influence of something, there's just
some kind of magic that comes with saying, all right, girls,
let's go to the bathroom, and you all go to
the bathroom together, and it's just like girl bonding, like
you gossip, you talk, you tell each other how beautiful
(35:40):
you are. It's it's something that I can't ever describe
and something that I'm so sorry you will never understand.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Yeah, how okay, So with how often you talk about
the bathroom, how much bathroom stuff is on your chest
if you're trying to like, you know, like, I just
need to get it off my chest, like how much?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Apparently so much.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
I think I'm gonna drop out of Chatterbox and make
a potty podcast.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I don't know if Patty will approve.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Yeah, yeah, okay, my name is grace. Okay, my name
is alex Amya. Nice to meet you guys. Are you
guys second first year? First years? Okay, and you've a
frats yeah okay, So lasts about like two weeks ago.
I think it was like three weeks ago. Yeah, okay.
We went over to phi Kappasi.
Speaker 13 (36:30):
And we went up to every brother that we could
find and ask them all to dab yep to day
on camera.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
On camera.
Speaker 13 (36:38):
So I have about eight pictures of eight different Phi
Kapasi pledges dabbing.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
And then one of our friends and.
Speaker 13 (36:48):
By Kappasi told us that that chapter was brought up
that some weird girls went up to their brothers and
asked the multi tap.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yeah, oh no no, but it's.
Speaker 10 (36:58):
Because they did it multiple times.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 10 (37:01):
We kept going up to them and they just kept
doing it gladly.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
And when I was doing for the pictures, yep, and
I asked them first. I was like, oh, can I
take a picture of you?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
And they were like yeah, he can you sign this waver?
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Can you sign this waiver? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (37:15):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Oh my god. And you still have all the pictures.
Oh yeah, of course. Do you plan to do anything
with them? Maybe we will.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Every time they feel sad, they just pull them off laugh.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Oh yeah, totally.
Speaker 13 (37:25):
Whenever we see a pledge with reread convers who just
think about it.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
M yeah, those pledges will do anything.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Oh yeah, I've seen like have you seen the TikTok
videos like the pledge there?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Ye, yeah, I mean I sure having We just had
some guys come on earlier completely covered in shaving cream.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Oh yep, yeah, that's my neighbor of them, gotcha. Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Well, I hope you guys have many more dabbing picture
adventures in the future.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Thank you, Thank you in this town exactly exactly asking
frat boys to dap you. Thank you so much, so much,
thank thank you. Well, Sebastian.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
We've heard a lot of crazy and awesome stories today.
Which one is your favorite?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Probably the Chicken Man.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
The Chicken Man was quite interesting.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
We were just saying that our editor Ben misheard part
of the conversation and so he thought that he said
that they murdered it.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
They slaughtered.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yeah, which in case you also thought the same thing,
was not the case.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
But it's a pretty good story.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Frozen Zen.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, well, Sebastian, it's been a blast today, but it
seems like our time is wrapping up here.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, had a good time, you know, learned plenty of
things that I didn't know before.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Exactly things we could take with us on our on
our future fretting adventures, you and I.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Yeah, oh, come on to Bastian. You'll do it.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
You'll do with me, especially for say, Freddy's Day. We're
fully prepared now for everything that could possibly happen.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Yeah, m hmm. I need to make some plans to
not go outside.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Sure, sure, protect yourself if that's what you need.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah, you want to go out, I've got things to
do exactly.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Well, thank you so much for tuning into this episode
of Chatterbox. This has been episode three right here on
KCPR ninety one point three FM, M or FM or
be sure to tune in next episode. We'll surely have
something awesome and funny to talk about.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
We'll see you next time.
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