February 9, 2024 • 44 mins
KCPR 91.3's newest podcast "Chatterbox" is recorded LIVE on Dexter Lawn in the center of Cal Poly's campus. Our hosts Grace and Sebastien set up a table and interview whoever walks by –– students, professors, or the random San Luis Obispo residents walking to the town's only bowling alley.
This episode, Grace and Sebastien ask the Cal Poly community what their most embarrassing moment is... tune in this week to hear stories about dogs stealing condoms, unintentionally seeing d*ck picks, and... catching volleyballs?
Stop by Dexter Lawn every other Tuesday from 12 PM - 2 PM to have a conversation with our hosts and get featured on Chatterbox.
To listen to the other KCPR Podcasts, check out kcpr.org/podcasts!
Other podcasts produced by KCPR include SLO-Fi, CP101, Different Matters, The Roundup, and The Gallop.
Chatterbox is produced by students at Cal Poly SLO in San Luis Obispo, CA.
Chatterbox Team:
Grace Bennett –– Host
Sebastien Tallet –– Host
Ben Ingram-Eiser –– Audio Engineer
Lauren Jones –– Producer
Sam Kohn –– Podcast Manager
This episode, Grace and Sebastien ask the Cal Poly community what their most embarrassing moment is... tune in this week to hear stories about dogs stealing condoms, unintentionally seeing d*ck picks, and... catching volleyballs?
Stop by Dexter Lawn every other Tuesday from 12 PM - 2 PM to have a conversation with our hosts and get featured on Chatterbox.
To listen to the other KCPR Podcasts, check out kcpr.org/podcasts!
Other podcasts produced by KCPR include SLO-Fi, CP101, Different Matters, The Roundup, and The Gallop.
Chatterbox is produced by students at Cal Poly SLO in San Luis Obispo, CA.
Chatterbox Team:
Grace Bennett –– Host
Sebastien Tallet –– Host
Ben Ingram-Eiser –– Audio Engineer
Lauren Jones –– Producer
Sam Kohn –– Podcast Manager
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to Chatterbox. I'm Grace, I'm Sebastian.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
And this is a podcast where we are stationed right
here on Dexter Lawn asking people walking by a simple
question that's going to change every episode. So right now,
Sprasha and I are sitting at just a plastic full
do table. We got some CASEPR stickers and a couple
of mics in our hands.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
And you know, we're out here hoping that someone will
have the curiosity to walk up to us with this
odd setup and answer the question that we take to
the side of the table rather slap dashedly. But today
we want to know if they'll talk to us about
one of their most embarrassing moments, or preferably the most
embarrassing moment. But well, we got some people so far.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah already, Alex, you saw our sign on the table.
It said, what's your most embarrassing moment?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Do you care to share?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
One of them?
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Off the top of my head, would definitely be when
I was visiting some family in New York and we
were driving around, and while we were diving around, we
saw a bunch of baby geese. I had never seen
baby geese before in my life, so I thought it
was really cute and they look a lot like baby ducks.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
They're adorable.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yeah, but my aunt was freaking out and she was like,
oh my god, I need some pictures of those baby geese.
But while my family was visiting, specifically my aunt and
her daughter, they forced me to wear a squid hat
the whole time because they gave it to me as
a gift. They were like, hey, we got you a gift,
(01:30):
you have to wear it. So she kicked me out
of the car with a squid hat on to go
take pictures of these baby geese. I don't quite know
what they're fascination was with it, but the baby geese
really liked the squid hat, so as I was taking
pictures of them, they noticed me and they just started
(01:52):
waddling towards me, which was adorable. I thought that was great,
great for the photo. The problem was that immediately after
the baby geese started waddling towards me, so did the
normal sized geese. Oh no, So I ended up sprinting
like I think ten minutes to run away from a
flock of baby geese while wearing a squid hat in
(02:12):
the middle of New York, which is definitely not one
of my better moments. And my aunt got scared, so
she drove away. So I was just kind of running
for about ten minutes through the streets of New York
in a squid hat from a bunch of baby geese.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
She left a soldier behind. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Yeah, it happens, I understand.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh my god, I'm imagining like in the middle of
Is it in the middle of Central Park?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Is it like in the big buildings.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
It's kind of in a more grassy part of it,
but I don't quite know the exact location. I do
still have the photos if you wanted to.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh, please show the photos so here.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
They're also live photos.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
You can hold down your thumb on them and find
the exact moment that the geese noticed me and then
turned towards me to start running at me.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh my god, it's terrifying.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Yeah, no, it was.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
It was adorable in the moment, but in hindsight, probably
not one of my smartest moves.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh goodness, gracious, Alex Canna ask you have you ever
been chased by the turkeys here on Calibural Campus.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
I have not yet.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Actually I've seen like a couple of them, but nothing
so intense yet.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, I don't know if you've seen the accounts on
social media, Sebastian of the videos that people take of
people getting chased by turkeys. It's probably one of my
worst nightmares to be on one of those accounts and
to be recorded doing that.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Have you seen those?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
No, But my freshman year, because I lived at the
Red Breaks or the turkeys normally are, I did see
like some dude like square up to the turkeys, like
just fists out. But like I like, I left because
I had to get sick class. But like he was
just staring them a like, not saying a word. He
was just stone face looking at them, not moving. It
(04:02):
was like some weird American standoff.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
You know.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
It's the middle of the day too. Like I hope
he wasn't drunk.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's vicious, Yeah, vicious.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
I don't think that.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Like there was no one else around, like everyone else
had left, but he's just standing there defending I don't
know what himself. It's good for him, good for him.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
I hope he hears this.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah, I hope he knows that someone else got to
see this, because I feel like that's one of those
moments you have to appreciate and no one else would
believe you. Now there's actual proof of it.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Now there's proof. Alex. You're a first year, right, Yes,
whatodtorms are you in? I'm in Yaki two two Yakichu too.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I was also in yak Tu two first year, and
I feel like the the all gender bathrooms provided for
some extraordinary experiences for me, at least has it for you?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Uh, There's definitely been a couple. There's been multiple times
where you walk in on a group of kids getting
faded up in there, like that's a couple. There's definitely
a lot of sex happens in there.
Speaker 8 (05:08):
Oh a lot?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
You know.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
The doors are really like.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Really especially closed off, which is super nice because then
you don't have to live with the guilt of like
knowing which one of your roommates are getting laid near you.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Sure, yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Yeah, it's it's a lot. I think it's cool though.
It leads to a lot of experiences you wouldn't normally get.
I found a crab in there once, a crab. Yeah,
someone brought a crab into there. I think it was
from the beach and they had it in their swim
chunks the whole time, and they didn't know it was
in there until they got and showered at the dorm.
But there was just a crab in there, So I
(05:48):
didn't know what to do with it. So to be honest,
I took it outside to the beach volleyball courts, so
hoping that no one sees this. That got pinched by
a crab on the volleyball courts.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yeah, my bad.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
It was you.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, Alex, you discovered the crab in the dorms.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Well, it was just in the bathroom. I went to
use the bathroom and then there was a crab.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
How big was the crab?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Like, not not terribly big, sure, smaller.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I've got concerns for like the sensations the guy who
had it in his swim trunks had, Yeah, and to
not notice it, I mean, to be fair.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
To the better kind of crowds.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
In your swim trunks.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, that's true for sure.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
So I started just to go back a few points.
I wanted to say. I never knew that, like, you know,
the modern architecture.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
You see these days could make people so horny.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah, you know, I I I can see the vision,
I can see the to be honest, like the mixed
gender bathroom. I see the vision, I just I wish
the vision was quieter. I wish the vision was sound proved. Yeah,
that would be nice.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Hasn't been any any poop in the in the showers.
That was I don't know for me, that was a
phenomenon in my first year.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It happened all the time, but I guess not.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
I kind of cereal wafflestomper.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, yeah, poo, Yeah it was great.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Yeah, No, we haven't had that. Yeah, we've had a lot,
a lot of like throwing up all over the place,
but no poop in the showers. That seems like a lumble.
I'm trying to happy we abandoned that.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Sure, I feel like it's an integral experience for people
in their freshman year living in the Dorns that something
is always wrong with the bathroom. Like the group chat
we had for my floor was constantly like there were
every now and then it's like, oh, hey someone lost something,
or like hey we're doing this.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
If you want to come to it.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
But a lot of time it was just images of
our bathroom in various states of disarray. One of them
was that I will always remember is someone brought in
a bunch of like dif friend seats from outside into
like the Voice bathroom and just like placed them around
the showers. So like we had this like you know,
(08:11):
like that woven wood kind of looking type of bench, yeah,
with like a nice cushion. Yeah, someone brought one of those.
It looked real LAUGHI day, like the wood was graying
and all that, just sitting next to the bathtub we
had in the bathroom. And then after there was a
bunch of like chairs that they had provided to us
(08:33):
for the dorms, just like lining the hole just there
for some reason that didn't get solved for several days,
which was strange.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
The worst I think, like shit experience we've had our
dorms so far is one of my neighbors took a
picture of a clogged toilet and said this is clogged
and sent it on the floor chat and we were like,
why did you send this? Delete this immediately, and then
I saw it and then I kind of just had
to make a post about no posting ship.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah, and glory to that person that did that.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
That's bravery, Yeah, practicing their freedom of.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Media, yeah, freedom of ship, freedom of shit.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Yeah, yeah, it's free.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Shitting is free.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, born to ship, forced to conform to society.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Right, I believe I thought the fallow up to that
was forced to wipe that too.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, duh.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Well, thank you, Alex.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Thank you so much for participating, of course, and have
a wonderful day, and don't get chased by any more
animals please.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
But I hope the chick fil a taste good after
all that time.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
I really hope it does, especially after talking for ship
this long.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, I'm excited I got to spend the time somehow.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
What's your name, Angus, Angus? Nice to meet you, Angus.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
I'm Grace, Grace, I am Sebastian Sabashian.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Nice to meet you.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Take your hand too.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Why all right, Well, I'm sure as our fishermen over
there told you, it's about embarrassing moments, and I have
to be your most embarrassing ones.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Sometimes you want to hide those, but.
Speaker 9 (10:14):
Well there are many embarrassing moments, and this one I'm
about to mention might not even.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Be my most embarrassing necessarily.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
But like the first embarrassing moment I was able to
think of was this dream I had where where like
two because like I play Super Smash Brothers and we
have tournaments and stuff. In this dream, two people at
this tournament were arguing and then one of the guys
was like, you mind if I get serious for a moment,
(10:42):
and then he went on to say, I think that
if you don't support Donald Trump, then you're a fucking
idiot essentially, and then just everyone else walked out of
the room, with a different tournament attendee saying, go to help.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Now, keep in mind, this was all a dream.
Speaker 9 (10:58):
So like, I'm glad I have been experienced it in
real life, but to see in my mind just.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
That the secondhand embarrassment of it all.
Speaker 9 (11:07):
Yes, and how that series play out. I mean, I mean,
I really don't have that much to hide it. Just
like just like I'll mention it and and if I
mentioned it enough times, they'll be like, yes, we get it.
You had a dream of someone coming out as a
Trump supporter in the middle of a Smash tournament.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
It's a really funny way to put it, coming out
as a Trump supporter.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, yeah, well good for them. You know, it's good
to know who you are.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
And I and I talked to this person I had
a dream about and he said he politically leans left,
and like, I'm personally the type of person that's afraid
of Donald Trump.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
So it's like, wait, so this is so the person
in your dream was an actual person you interact with
every now and then, and you had to tell them
about that and they're like, I wouldn't do that, Yes stuff, dude, Yes.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I like.
Speaker 9 (11:55):
I like my read on the person was that he
would find it like a like pretty odd but also
like funny, and that was my read was correct. Yeah,
so yeah, definitely like it, Like it feels part of
it me feels embarrassed to say it, but another part
of me is like, why not.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
It's just so minutely like small, say, it's embarrassing how
long it's persisted really.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
No, like how often I think about it?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
There's like a different kind of urge when you have
a dream to tell people about it when sometimes you
really shouldn't.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
No, but there like there are some dreams that you
might have where it's like, oh yeah, the dream of
falling down, the dream of potentially like drowing. I've heard
the phenomenon that like drowning is in like a dream.
Essentially you experienced the exact same thing in real life,
oh or something like.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Don't quote me on that. I don't remember where I
got my.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
Research from, Okay, but yeah, just that experience of like
someone coming out as a Trump supporter is like, it's
it's surreal, like taking an everyday situation and like turning
it into something so twisted, at least in my mind.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Yeah, is surreal.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That's wild.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I once had a dream about this really really awful
ghost demon creature. Her name is ling Ling, and it
was like she had a pale face and a long
black robe, and she would take needles and stick them
into the people that I knew as torture. That was
my dream, and you know, it wasn't It wasn't bad
enough to just have the dream. I felt the need
(13:35):
to also tell the people in the dream that they
were getting Yeah, they were getting needled by this horrible
creature name Lingling.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Yeah, I imagine you're getting horribly married.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Sounds like sounds like a Vooda doll type situation.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was kind of like that.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, it's such a strangerge that you get when you
have a dream about somebody to tell them when you
really you really probably shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I feel like they were kind of skipping the woody aspect.
They're like, why I go with the middleman, I'll just
do it myself.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
Exactly them, you know, yeah, hopefully not. Oh.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
It's always always good to like, you know, really get
down and dirty with me. You know, like a job
well done is best felt when you actually.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Did it, and you know, yeh sure, sure.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
And maybe Lingling felt that way.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
And maybe she did. And good for her, all.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Right, she had strong work ethic, Yeah she did.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, perfect, I'll.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
Uh, I gotta go, but I'll hopefully see you guys
around later.
Speaker 8 (14:25):
Thank you for seeing so much, Gus.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Nice to meet you. All right, So we have Sam
here at the table. Hey Sam, Yes, Hi, how's it
going going good?
Speaker 10 (14:33):
It's going just okay. How has the recording been so far?
Just okay, just okay.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Well, we've had some great stories of think Sebastian. We
we've talked about crabs, both the STV kind and the
animal kind. Okay, oh wow, okay in the shower, I.
Speaker 10 (14:50):
Did hear I walked by her waffle stump. Oh yeah,
that's always a fun topic to talk about. Yeah, yeah, okay,
I was thinking about, like what my most embarrassing moment
that I wanted to sh There's a lot that I don't
want to share.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
Okay, some of it is best left in the chatterbucks.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Yeah that's good, right there. Okay. Have you guys ever
played volleyball?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:11):
Yes, So I was a setter in.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
High school and we were in like a tournament my
freshman year of high school. Like I just started playing volleyball.
The score is twenty three to twenty three, super close game.
It's like the semi finals of this tournament. I'm about
to set it to like my outside hitter, so like
across the court and he trips and falls.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
The ball's like coming at me. I look behind me.
Speaker 10 (15:31):
The other guy would set it too, is like not
ready and I panic and I.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Catch the ball.
Speaker 10 (15:36):
No, it's like I just like catch the ball like
the crowd. It seems like the crowd goes silent, and
I like throw the ball on the ground.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
I'm like fuck and the crash is silent.
Speaker 10 (15:46):
And it was the most embarrassing moment in sports I
think I've ever or will ever have.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Oh no, all eyes on you.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
It was.
Speaker 10 (15:54):
It was really embarrassing, and even my teammates were like, dude,
what was that?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, you forgiven pretty quickly after that.
Speaker 10 (16:02):
No, dude, it was a meme like with my teammates
for the next like years.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Oh that's rough.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Yeah, they'd be like, remember when you caught the ball?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah, the one thing you're not supposed to do in volleyball?
Speaker 8 (16:12):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Just like, would you ever just be like winning an argument?
It's like, yeah, well at least I catch the volleyball.
Speaker 10 (16:18):
Honestly, probably that sounds like that, sounds like that happened
multiple times and I like trauma blocked it out.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Or just like you know, you're saying you're telling a
story and they're like, you sound like someone who catches volleyballs.
Speaker 10 (16:31):
What a mean disc what a mean diss to give
some one? But have you guys shared your most embarrassing
moments yet?
Speaker 4 (16:38):
No?
Speaker 7 (16:38):
Not yet.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I shared a dream that I had, okay about ling Lang.
The listeners know already.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
I don't, But that's okay. I'll take a listen to
the episode.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
As our boss, you will have to see it.
Speaker 10 (16:52):
Oh that is a context I am. I do run
podcasts at KCPR that's fun.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Have you heard.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
As somebody who records podcasts and also a lot of
music too, right, Yes, have you ever had an embarrassing
moment where like you have gone through a whole session
of recording and you realize that none of it has recorded?
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Oh my god, that did happen.
Speaker 10 (17:14):
We ATKSEPR we do like in studio sessions, and we
had Couch Dog in studio and we had to do
like four takes with them, Like the first two times
they just wanted to redo it. And the third take
was really good, like halfway through and I look at
my mixer and I'm not recording and I wanted to leave. Yeah,
I felt so bad. And it was already like nine thirty.
(17:36):
They started playing it like seven. It was such a
long set, and so we had to do a fourth take.
Fourth take turned out good, good, But yeah, that has happened.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
It's crazy that there is a human instinct to push
the big red button. Yet so far, I've heard about
three different stories about not pushing the big red button.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
Not pushing the big red button. Have every story?
Speaker 10 (17:57):
Has every story so far been about not pushing the
big red button?
Speaker 8 (17:59):
No, Ben over there forgot to push.
Speaker 10 (18:02):
The Ben is our camera, not camera, our audio guy.
So well cool. I just wanted to share my volleyball story.
I hope thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Theme for the episode, absolutely, thank you very much, of course.
Speaker 8 (18:15):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Anytime I think about how you anger me, I will
just think, hey, he catches volleyballs.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
I catch volleyballs. It's my worst quality.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
We're speaking to Ben, our podcast editor.
Speaker 11 (18:30):
Hey Ben, Hello, how are you guys. It's good to
be having my voice be featured.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
You've been with us the entire time. You tell me
how it's going.
Speaker 11 (18:39):
Well, we've had, you know, some people come out and
say what's up. I don't know if we like Sam
like went under the table and like ask him to
come over, if those are random people, but you know people, Yeah, I.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
Don't ask how the sushi's made.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
So we hear you have an embarrassing story to share.
Speaker 11 (18:57):
Well, i'd say it's less so embarrassing. I just when
we were talking about turkeys earlier. It's a funny story
from my freshman year. I lived in Sierra Madre, so
with all of the cafe students, and the turkeys were around,
as they are they're always around, and one of my
friends on the floor had the bread idea to try
(19:20):
to lure the turkeys using a like a cartoon trail
of like little candied walnuts into into our ra's room.
So he propped the door open, took the super long
trail all the way from outside towards the door. He
managed to get the turkeys into the common area, but
(19:40):
we never he was never able to put them in
the room, unfortunately. But yeah, the turkey talk earlier inspired
me to share.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That is crazy how many turkeys ended up being in
the door.
Speaker 11 (19:52):
There were three geese, well, two actually in the common room,
one was just outside. He was kind of scared across
the line.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
Imagine invisible barriers.
Speaker 11 (20:01):
Yeah, essentially, Uh yeah, that was a good time.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Wow. And was there I don't know, do turkeys poop?
Was there poop everywhere?
Speaker 6 (20:10):
What is your obsession was?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I'm sorry you made fun of me for asking if
a hot dog was a sandwich, and you've brought up
poop in every single story.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I show a Frain.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
I apologize, I'm the embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
What I don't want to hear it is did the
turkeys pee everywhere? There?
Speaker 11 (20:27):
I don't recall there being like any turkey waste okay,
I was. I was not there for most so I
walked in to two turkeys outside of my door in
the common room because my door opened right to the
common room.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Huh.
Speaker 11 (20:44):
I had to go to class though, so I was
not able to stick around to see the absolute finality
of the event. I just heard, you know, through the
grape vine about they got close, and uh, you know
that's my perspective.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yes, it's a shame the turkey in the room. That
show was canceled. Just really do find its audience.
Speaker 11 (21:05):
I will say if I was the ra and the
turkeys somehow ended up in my room and I came
back from long class something, I don't know, maybe I
had a test and I opened my door to just
a turkey. I would I'm glad that didn't happen because
I think our floor would have had to pay a
dollarly A dollarly fine, yeah of some sort, Yeah, a
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turkey fine.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
I think that was a health hazard probably.
Speaker 11 (21:32):
I mean, I know there's a lot of rules around poultry.
I don't know if that counts. I know it's chicken,
but like you know.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
There is a there's a seventy dollars stealing fee that
we pay in our cow poly tuition, especially if we
live on campus, and I feel like if we steal
a couple of turkeys, we're basically like.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
We're using the stuff that we pay.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Mind.
Speaker 12 (21:51):
They won't mind.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
They they don't mind, of course they don't.
Speaker 11 (21:54):
They the turkeys are I will say, I feel like
they should be the cow poly mascot a little bit.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Yeah, Like I don't know.
Speaker 11 (22:02):
And no hate towards Musty, no never, but sometimes I
think they could work on the name. And there's more
turkeys around.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
I think it's messed up that his mother named him that, like, oh.
Speaker 11 (22:11):
Yeah, it's it's it's not exactly it's an it's a mascot.
That the name makes it easy to uh insult sometimes.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, really embarrassing for him. Yeah yeah, Well, thank you
so much Ben for.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Your I mean, I think it's crazy that we like
basically set up our opponents like that. You know, it
just gets sent straight to them. Yeah, and just like Sam,
they catch it.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
They catch it.
Speaker 11 (22:36):
Well, thank y'all for letting me speak.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Of course, it's not like we're doing anything else. Hi,
my name is Vashian.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
What's yours, Grace?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
So we've got a little question taped to the front,
and I'm sure our little fisherman over there has already
told you what you're going to be asked?
Speaker 8 (22:55):
Have you you want to.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Tell us and the gang with all of their phone
os out, what your most embarrassing moment is.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
When I went to the dog park with my dog
and then he had a leishawan and then I tripped
over some other dogs and they all started attacking me.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
No, I guess we finally found out what the dogs
were doing.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
No, did you get bitten? Yeah? Multiple times in the butt.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
No, damn right for the butt? Huh.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, that is so that's terrible. I'm so sorry, but
that's okay. What's your dog? Okay?
Speaker 10 (23:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
What is your.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
Goes near dog?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
You have flashbacks?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
No, so you're telling me your dog Dean helped the
homie out while he was getting ganged up on. Yeah,
getting absolutely dogged on.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
That sucks. I'm so sorry for this. Okay.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Do you hold any resentment for your dog sometimes didn't
help you? It's messed up.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
That's truly messed up.
Speaker 8 (23:54):
It's pretty embarrassing to have a dog like that.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, yeah, Well, thank you for your bravery, Fernando.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Appreciate your story.
Speaker 8 (24:01):
So, how you doing, Devin?
Speaker 7 (24:02):
I'm good. Hello, Hey, Hi, Hello, how.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
Are you doing? Just all right?
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Would you care to answer the question.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Dude, I don't know. I was standing here and I
still need to think of one. I've had too many
embarrassing things in my life, like what are the what
are other people talking about at the moment?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
One person talked about dreams and that the person our
buddy Sam Oile were there, talked about how in a
tournament he caught the volleyball and had everyone stare at
him deafening silence.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
You know, stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Talked about dreams. We've talked about dorm life.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
Oh I can talk about something that happened recently. Oh
please do are we allowed to go?
Speaker 13 (24:38):
Like?
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Can anything?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Like go a little bit n anything?
Speaker 8 (24:43):
You can say? Fuck?
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
So I don't know.
Speaker 13 (24:45):
I do not know.
Speaker 7 (24:46):
But I was with my So I was with my
roommate not too long ago, and he handed me his
phone to do like a little survey of some sort,
and I was like, all right, whatever, And when I
was done, my plan was to just like go on
Google and just look up maybe a funny image and
give him his phone back so when he gets it, back.
He's like looking at something stupid. So I'm on his
phone and I just like, you know, you can swipe
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up to see the next tab. I do that and
then like the next tab is immediately like his dick pic.
I was, this is like a dude that I have
to live with for a very long time. And I was,
I just like I didn't know what to do. I
didn't know whether or not to say anything. And I
just like went back to the original tab and just
handed his phone back and I didn't say anything, and was,
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but you have to live with that now, yeah, I
mean it's not embarrassing for me.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Yeah, per se.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
But that was the first thing that came to my mind.
That was a pretty bit.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
From believer in secondhand embarrassment is the strongest emotion.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
That's exactly. I was like, man, I but also, you
gotta have more, you gotta be more careful.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
To open on your phone is crazy.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
I think it's the fact that it was the next tab.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
Yeah, dude, you're handing people your phone. You have to
realize what.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
It wasn't even back, it was just there, it was locked.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
I knew it was fresh because it is the last thing.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Like no, yeah, that.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
Sorry, that's a great point. That's so, that's a great point.
But it was sent it was like, oh the messages tab.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Text message is crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
I hope he's watching. Yeah, that's all I got.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
I mean you could tell him after what maybe?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
What are you going to do if he hears this
and he brings it up to you.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
I don't know, Like, I don't want to tell him
because I would be embarrassed to fight that. But if
he has to find out, he has to find out
what he did wrong.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, if he's gonna do that, he may as well.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
So for the consequences from a really cute moment between
roommates too, well, that's just.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Hard to put in words.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I'm so sorry, and thank you for thank you for
telling your story.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
I'm gonna go Mike away my spaghetti now, please do goodbye.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Thank you so much, Devin than wonderfully too, Thanks so much.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
I know some friends who would find Mike raving spaghetti embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Some culinary.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Ruga. Hello, Hi, hello Roga. How are you today?
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Doing all right? Uh?
Speaker 12 (27:20):
You know, just had a nice, good long sleep.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh good, I'm so glad.
Speaker 8 (27:23):
You're jealous, very jealous.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
So we hear you have an embarrassing story to tell.
Speaker 12 (27:29):
Uh, yes, this happened at one of the improv shows.
It was the Valentine's Day show back in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Huh and this is a cat poly improv.
Speaker 12 (27:42):
Yes, cal poly improv. It's right here on campus. It
was a Saturday. I don't remember the exact date, but
it's not important. What's important is that it was a
Valentine's theme show and that was the one show that
my parents came to.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Oh was it just disastrous at that point?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I know, I know why this is embarrassing wrongo, but
please do go into detail.
Speaker 12 (28:07):
Yes, so my parents I had tried for weeks to
convince them, hey, could you come and visit me, like
any other week, like like I'm in like tons of
shows like throughout the quarter, like please not this week,
any other week, and like they're like, no, we this
state works out best for us, so we'll just come.
What's the big idea? And so for context about my parents,
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they are the type of people who when a sex
scene comes up in a movie, they just fast forward
through it without saying anything at all.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
So sex is real.
Speaker 8 (28:41):
Everyone knows that.
Speaker 12 (28:43):
So they came to the val Time stage show and
it was okay.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
For the most part.
Speaker 12 (28:50):
I tried to stay away from any like risque jokes,
but I remember at the very end, we're just making puns.
I said, like a very very riscay joke about dil Do's.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Okay, tell me more, tell me more.
Speaker 12 (29:11):
I'm afraid I can't remember the exact joke because I've
tried to block that memory out.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah, I get that, but like it was.
Speaker 12 (29:18):
The joke we ended on. It got the biggest last
one of the audience, so my parents definitely heard it.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
And me and my parents like we did.
Speaker 12 (29:27):
Not address like the contents of that show, for no.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
Can fast forward through that one.
Speaker 12 (29:34):
The only thing they focused on was, Oh, there was
this joke about going to a date at Denny's, and
we're eating at Denny's right now. Isn't that funny. I
feel like they were trying to like move away from
that subject as much as I could.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Embarrassment is in the air, forget love.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I feel like as hard as parents try to like
change the subject and make it less embarrassing, it's always
more embarrassing.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
We all know what happens.
Speaker 12 (29:58):
Yeah, I feel like my parents, like they're probably laughing
about it right now, but I still feel that back
cringe deep inside.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah, I would get that is there? I know Valentine's
Day is coming up? Is there a Smile and nud show?
Speaker 6 (30:14):
Yes, there is.
Speaker 12 (30:16):
I'm not in it, but please, like anyone who's listening
out there, you should definitely come to the show. It's
only five dollars. It's very much worth the price. Get
an hour of some of the funniest comedy you'll ever see.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
But what if I want to see the sequel to
your story?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (30:34):
Like, well you will.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Will you be there at the event telling jokes about dildos?
Speaker 12 (30:39):
I will be there at the event. I'm not going
to be in the show, but if you come up
to me and ask for a joke about dildo's, I
will happily give you a joke about dildos.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
I will only do so if I know your parents
will be there and you're standing right next to them. Okay,
that way we have more content later.
Speaker 12 (30:58):
Well, my parents did say they wanted to visit me
again this quarter, so it might happen.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Oh no, okay, let's just hope. Well, thank you, so much, Roga,
thank you for your bravery.
Speaker 12 (31:08):
Well, no, thank you for having me.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
Of course, all right, Nedda do you tell?
Speaker 13 (31:13):
So it was I think the Super Bowl in twenty nineteen.
I know it was Super Bowl fifty three, that's all
I know for sure. And it was a halftime show
and I think Maroon five was playing, but I was
not watching because I was hanging out with my boyfriend
in my room at the time, taking the opportunity during halftime,
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you know, obviously.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
And then I had a yellow lab and she was
a puppy at the time.
Speaker 13 (31:40):
She was very curious about different things that she could consume,
you know, different flavors and such. And so during halftime,
the dog comes into my room while my boyfriend and
I are hanging out in my bed, and goes into
my trash can and takes a used condom out of
the trash can and brings it right to the Super
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Bowl watch party with my parents and my and my
brother and all of our family friends and just sets
it down very gingerly in front of the television, and
everyone just like kind of like looks at the object
and then at me, and then at my boyfriend and
then at me, and that would probably be the most
embarrassing moment I've ever experienced.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Oh you may have done the dirty, but your dog
did you dirty?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
This is true, I would agree. I'm so sorry. What
happened after that? Is it like a conversation not a
conversation at all.
Speaker 13 (32:31):
My parents just kind of looked at me with.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Like a in my house exactly that.
Speaker 13 (32:37):
Yeah, it was a baldly move, no pun intended.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Super Bowl Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Oh my god, did that? Like was that detrimental to relationship?
Speaker 13 (32:46):
Absolutely not. Honestly, it's one of my favorite stories to tell.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
That's good. That's so good.
Speaker 13 (32:51):
Yeah, strengthening moments exactly. No, it definitely built character.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Dogs always be doing that, absolutely always.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
If you could get through that, it's a pretty good sign.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Precisely. Yeah, I could really get through anything exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I've had like my dog go into like the bathroom
trash and pull out just awful, awful things. Absolutely used
tissoes used pads and tampons just everywhere.
Speaker 13 (33:17):
That's like rookie shit though. I feel like like the
pads and tampons happens. But then when the condom occurred,
I was like that that dog is out for blood.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah, like absolutely.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, absolutely, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Thank you so much for telling your story.
Speaker 6 (33:32):
Yeah, thank you, thanks for letting me share it. Of course,
happy to have you.
Speaker 8 (33:38):
Wondering unlike you're family in the condoms.
Speaker 13 (33:41):
No, literally, absolutely good stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
That's that's the best.
Speaker 13 (33:46):
Good.
Speaker 9 (33:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (33:47):
When he came up to it was like embarrassing story,
I was like, well, I have one, but I don't
know if it's appropriate.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
To share it.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
For KCPR, we have an anonymous submission. We have a
chatterbox here on our little plastic fulled out table that
allows people to write down their embarrassing stories instead of
saying it on the podcast for the sake of anonymity.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
So, Sebastian, would you mind reading out this is.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
All right so verbatim.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
My first kiss, I was too nervous of the guy
leaning in, so when it started to happen, I started
beatboxing while we kissed.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
No way, I have had the literal exact same thing
happen to me.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Women, women, That is crazy?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Is that that has that happened? Has that happened to you? Lauren?
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Lauren is our is our video operator. Yeah, it's probably
just not happened yet. That's crazy. This person anonymously anonymously
said that their first kiss, a guy started to lean
in and she started beat boxing instead.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
I'm impressed that they can beat box, and felt like
that was the natural progression of things. Yeah, I want
to know if they did it well, but she's long
gone now.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, I am blown away. Oh my god, that's amazing.
Speaker 8 (35:01):
Shark be boxing.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
I mean it's the same thing it was like it
was my first kiss. We started lean in. I didn't
know what to do, so I be boxed.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
We have another anonymous submission in our chatterbox, Sebastian, would
you mind reading it to it?
Speaker 6 (35:17):
I will do my best.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
I was wearing white leggings and on a flight to Tokyo,
I use a chocolate covered pastry and chocolate fell under
me and melted. I didn't notice that a giant brown,
melted chocolate chunk a bit had dried to my butt.
Someone at the airport came up to me concerned. I
just about died.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Oh no, I think.
Speaker 8 (35:38):
I saw this in the Diary of Olympy Kid movie.
Speaker 14 (35:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Actually that's a pretty canon event. Wow, and in an
airport too, that's crazy.
Speaker 8 (35:46):
What do you think Greg Haflee's cannon event.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Was the cheese?
Speaker 8 (35:49):
Right, did he touch the cheese? I thought that was rally.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Oh that's rally. I guess I don't know.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
We've completely derailed.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Have you ever had like unfortunate things happened to your pants?
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Oh well, it's not exactly embarrassing.
Speaker 8 (36:05):
It is unfortunate, though.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I really like like converable pants, like the pants I'm
wearing right now.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
They have zippers, they can turn into shorts.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I just really like all the pockets and just the
way it looks on me fits. And I used to
have a heavy, heavier pair that I would use for
cold weather, but I can't anymore because my uncle got
a new dog and the dog had been like abused
or something. Quite frankly, I don't know why he got
not because the dog was like abused or anything, but
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he's just not the person to be taking care of
these kinds of things.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
And while visiting my grandma, he because he lives with
my grandma, I took I took like a big step
to step over some boxes, and I guess it panticed
the dog and they bit my knee. Skin was fine,
pretty unbroken, just like a light scratch. No, nothing that happened,
but they ripped out a patch out of my pants.
Speaker 8 (36:57):
Oh no, like that was.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
My favorite pair of pants.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
That sucks.
Speaker 6 (37:01):
Now I have to go find another one.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
And like these are like the only ones that are
like really comfortable for most weathers. Yeah, so unfortunate things
happened to my pants. Not exactly embarrassing, but uh, it
was embarrassing for him because the way he reacted just
kind of told us like what kind of a person
he was.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
We already knew, but like it didn't help.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Huge bummer. And we have another anonymous submission right here.
Do you wanna? Do you want to read it? Sebastian, Wow,
we have a lot of first kiss stories.
Speaker 8 (37:28):
There's only been two.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
But all right, first kiss with my girlfriend was in
front of the wreck. I mean, a kiss is a kiss,
but she won't ever let me forget about him.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Ah, front of the wreck. That's a bummer. That's a bummer.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
I've only been to the wreck once and I got
destroyed in a basketball game because I went there with
my roommate and he played professional basketball like for his
high school.
Speaker 8 (37:51):
I didn't, and I just walk places.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah, they were so fast, but like in front of
the wreck, romantic, very.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Romantic, mantic.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I if you're the person that wrote that note and
you're listening, I would forgive yourself. That's a perfectly okay
place to have your first kiss.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
The wreck is the wreck can be romantic if honestly,
it's a pretty embarrassing of her to think that.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, yeah, shame on her. And we have another anonymous notes.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Oh okay, I peed my pants on the bus after
my sorority formal. I didn't realize until you had walked
all the way from campus bottle to the dorms. I
was wearing jeans shorts, and there's video evidence.
Speaker 8 (38:31):
Not the shorts.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Oh, not the shorts. That's despicable, taking a video of
somebody's pissed pants.
Speaker 8 (38:38):
Pissed jorts, pissed jorts.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Even, my god, that's horrible. I'm so sorry to the
person who experienced this.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Wonderful we have We are welcoming Devin back.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
I was on the walk back and I remembered something
even worse. That retains to go.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
That's crazy because your story is like probably i'd say,
the second most embarrassing one we've gotten so far.
Speaker 7 (39:03):
Well just to wait, Okay, so this takes place like
a couple of years ago, I was on a road
trip with one of my best buds and it was
maybe like ten days, two weeks straight together, like hanging
out every day, super busy, no downtime, like no me time.
That's what I'm getting at, right sure. And it was
the last night of the trip together. We were sleeping
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in a motel room. We were sharing the same bed,
and this is like probably the first time in my
adult life that this has happened to me. But I
had a wet dream, like a foot away from my
friend who was fully asleep, and like I don't even
remember what I was dreaming about, but I woke up
just like fully in panic, like out of whatever beautiful
dream world I was realizing, like the world of hell
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I put myself through, and I had to like like
creep around because my shit was on the other side
of the bed. I had to like sneak around him
not wake him up so I can get clean clothes
and like run to the bathroom and just be like
what so, like it's like two or three am, and
I was like, I don't know. I told him like
a year later, and.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
It didn't ruin the bet or anything. I assume no good.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Oh god, that's from fear blas to utter terror. Oh
that's I think that's worse than peeing your pants.
Speaker 7 (40:16):
Probably was that the worst one so far?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
I no, I mean like if you if you pee
your pants and your sleep next to your friend, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (40:23):
It's a bit more embarrassing. It was also embarrassing on
my part because I was like two weeks like, that's
when my body was like you like, that's our body
had to step up.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah, for your brain to consciously be like, yeah, my
friend's sleeping next to me, it's time. It's time for
us for me to have a wed dream.
Speaker 8 (40:43):
Yeah, it's time to horny post.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (40:46):
And now that you guys know the worst things that
have happened.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
To me, Yeah, I'm so sorry. And thank you.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
You're welcome for running all the way back here.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Of course it was so worth it.
Speaker 7 (40:57):
Yeah, okay, bye bye, was good luck with you?
Speaker 3 (41:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Would you mind introducing yourself?
Speaker 14 (41:04):
Oh so look at you where the camera look at us? Okay,
all right, my name is Mary Glick.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Awesome, wonderful, and you're a professor at cup. I am
wonderful so excited to have your perspective.
Speaker 8 (41:14):
Well, professor teaches about something.
Speaker 14 (41:18):
Most embarrassing wom Well, the most embarrassing moment for me
is always in the classroom when I can't get my
technology to work.
Speaker 8 (41:24):
And I think it's.
Speaker 14 (41:24):
Really kind of indicative of I left technology behind when
I moved into our management positions, and so when I
used to be kind of a whiz.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
At all these new things in the newsroom where.
Speaker 14 (41:36):
I used to work, nowadays I can't even get a
movie to play in I'm a classroom. So it's always
less embarrassing over as time.
Speaker 8 (41:45):
Goes by, because it's the way. It's just the way
it works.
Speaker 14 (41:49):
You know, And somebody usually comes in to help me,
as some lovely student with a great generous heart, which
who saved me a couple of weeks ago when I
couldn't get my screen to display. And then today I'm
meeting the tech guys in about ten minutes to make
sure I can get my movie to play. So, yeah,
those are always the embarrassing times.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, has that happened fairly recently?
Speaker 14 (42:09):
Not being able to do Yes, it has, like two
weeks ago when I just swiped on my laptop and
I don't know what happened, but everything disappeared. So I
try as I might, I couldn't get it to go back.
And somebody coming into the next class stepped in and said,
can I help you?
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Because I looked like I was in distress.
Speaker 14 (42:27):
So he fixed it right away and knew what the
problem was, and I thought, I kind of knew what
it was, but I couldn't really get to it, and
so he helped me adjust my settings so my screen
was mirrored from the laptop to the projector and not
an extension, which is what happened. It kind of went
into extension mode on its own.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
I don't know how, but yeah, yeah, I'm at a
loss for that stuff too.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I wouldn't blame you. I think i'd be in a
worse position than you are. Right.
Speaker 14 (42:54):
Let's I'll be with that more as the years go on.
I basically just don't get embarrassed too much. I just
get frustrated.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Yeah, it sounds like your students are saving you a
lot of trouble from visiting Thomas.
Speaker 6 (43:06):
Yes, they are.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
They are.
Speaker 14 (43:07):
They're really helpful, and I really appreciate when someone's sees
someone in distress and steps in.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
That's good. Yeah, wonderful. Thank you for sharing your story.
Speaker 14 (43:15):
You're welcome and have fun with this. It's when are
we going to hear all these stories?
Speaker 13 (43:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Probably?
Speaker 6 (43:20):
I don't know, Ben, you let me know, he's our editor.
Speaker 11 (43:23):
I can probably, I can probably do it.
Speaker 14 (43:28):
Okay, yeah, all right, Well you ought to collect information
from everybody you're talking to to I'll let them know
when you're going to be publishing so they'll be able
to tune in and hear themselves in their embarrassment.
Speaker 6 (43:40):
Yeah yeah, in your podcast.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (43:42):
All right, well, good luck, thank you.
Speaker 8 (43:45):
Good luck with your technology. Oh, thank you, we all do.
This is an outro.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
This has been Chatterbox.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Thank you so much for tuning in, and thank you
to everyone that has come and volunteered their deepest, darkest secrets.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Now, we don't know what the question for next week
is or if we're just going to use the same one,
but do feel free to let us know about any
of those.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Be sure to tune in next week.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
We'll have another very juicy question where you can come
and volunteer your stories, and we're looking forward to it.
Speaker 6 (44:15):
Could be your question, could be your question.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
You can find us on kcpr dot org, on our
podcast page, or on KCPR nine to one three under podcasts.
Speaker 8 (44:25):
Don't piss your guards, and do not catch volleyballs.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Yeah, what what is the biggest moral of the story
for today, Sebastian
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Don't feel like Sam hit the volleyball, don't catch it.
Welcome to Chatterbox. I'm Grace, I'm Sebastian.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
And this is a podcast where we are stationed right
here on Dexter Lawn asking people walking by a simple
question that's going to change every episode. So right now,
Sprasha and I are sitting at just a plastic full
do table. We got some CASEPR stickers and a couple
of mics in our hands.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
And you know, we're out here hoping that someone will
have the curiosity to walk up to us with this
odd setup and answer the question that we take to
the side of the table rather slap dashedly. But today
we want to know if they'll talk to us about
one of their most embarrassing moments, or preferably the most
embarrassing moment. But well, we got some people so far.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah already, Alex, you saw our sign on the table.
It said, what's your most embarrassing moment?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Do you care to share?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
One of them?
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Off the top of my head, would definitely be when
I was visiting some family in New York and we
were driving around, and while we were diving around, we
saw a bunch of baby geese. I had never seen
baby geese before in my life, so I thought it
was really cute and they look a lot like baby ducks.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
They're adorable.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yeah, but my aunt was freaking out and she was like,
oh my god, I need some pictures of those baby geese.
But while my family was visiting, specifically my aunt and
her daughter, they forced me to wear a squid hat
the whole time because they gave it to me as
a gift. They were like, hey, we got you a gift,
(01:30):
you have to wear it. So she kicked me out
of the car with a squid hat on to go
take pictures of these baby geese. I don't quite know
what they're fascination was with it, but the baby geese
really liked the squid hat, so as I was taking
pictures of them, they noticed me and they just started
(01:52):
waddling towards me, which was adorable. I thought that was great,
great for the photo. The problem was that immediately after
the baby geese started waddling towards me, so did the
normal sized geese. Oh no, So I ended up sprinting
like I think ten minutes to run away from a
flock of baby geese while wearing a squid hat in
(02:12):
the middle of New York, which is definitely not one
of my better moments. And my aunt got scared, so
she drove away. So I was just kind of running
for about ten minutes through the streets of New York
in a squid hat from a bunch of baby geese.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
She left a soldier behind. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Yeah, it happens, I understand.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh my god, I'm imagining like in the middle of
Is it in the middle of Central Park?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Is it like in the big buildings.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
It's kind of in a more grassy part of it,
but I don't quite know the exact location. I do
still have the photos if you wanted to.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh, please show the photos so here.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
They're also live photos.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
You can hold down your thumb on them and find
the exact moment that the geese noticed me and then
turned towards me to start running at me.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh my god, it's terrifying.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Yeah, no, it was.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
It was adorable in the moment, but in hindsight, probably
not one of my smartest moves.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh goodness, gracious, Alex Canna ask you have you ever
been chased by the turkeys here on Calibural Campus.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
I have not yet.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Actually I've seen like a couple of them, but nothing
so intense yet.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, I don't know if you've seen the accounts on
social media, Sebastian of the videos that people take of
people getting chased by turkeys. It's probably one of my
worst nightmares to be on one of those accounts and
to be recorded doing that.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Have you seen those?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
No, But my freshman year, because I lived at the
Red Breaks or the turkeys normally are, I did see
like some dude like square up to the turkeys, like
just fists out. But like I like, I left because
I had to get sick class. But like he was
just staring them a like, not saying a word. He
was just stone face looking at them, not moving. It
(04:02):
was like some weird American standoff.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
You know.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
It's the middle of the day too. Like I hope
he wasn't drunk.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's vicious, Yeah, vicious.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
I don't think that.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Like there was no one else around, like everyone else
had left, but he's just standing there defending I don't
know what himself. It's good for him, good for him.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
I hope he hears this.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah, I hope he knows that someone else got to
see this, because I feel like that's one of those
moments you have to appreciate and no one else would
believe you. Now there's actual proof of it.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Now there's proof. Alex. You're a first year, right, Yes,
whatodtorms are you in? I'm in Yaki two two Yakichu too.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I was also in yak Tu two first year, and
I feel like the the all gender bathrooms provided for
some extraordinary experiences for me, at least has it for you?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Uh, There's definitely been a couple. There's been multiple times
where you walk in on a group of kids getting
faded up in there, like that's a couple. There's definitely
a lot of sex happens in there.
Speaker 8 (05:08):
Oh a lot?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
You know.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
The doors are really like.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Really especially closed off, which is super nice because then
you don't have to live with the guilt of like
knowing which one of your roommates are getting laid near you.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Sure, yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Yeah, it's it's a lot. I think it's cool though.
It leads to a lot of experiences you wouldn't normally get.
I found a crab in there once, a crab. Yeah,
someone brought a crab into there. I think it was
from the beach and they had it in their swim
chunks the whole time, and they didn't know it was
in there until they got and showered at the dorm.
But there was just a crab in there, So I
(05:48):
didn't know what to do with it. So to be honest,
I took it outside to the beach volleyball courts, so
hoping that no one sees this. That got pinched by
a crab on the volleyball courts.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yeah, my bad.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
It was you.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, Alex, you discovered the crab in the dorms.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Well, it was just in the bathroom. I went to
use the bathroom and then there was a crab.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
How big was the crab?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Like, not not terribly big, sure, smaller.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I've got concerns for like the sensations the guy who
had it in his swim trunks had, Yeah, and to
not notice it, I mean, to be fair.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
To the better kind of crowds.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
In your swim trunks.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, that's true for sure.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
So I started just to go back a few points.
I wanted to say. I never knew that, like, you know,
the modern architecture.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
You see these days could make people so horny.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah, you know, I I I can see the vision,
I can see the to be honest, like the mixed
gender bathroom. I see the vision, I just I wish
the vision was quieter. I wish the vision was sound proved. Yeah,
that would be nice.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Hasn't been any any poop in the in the showers.
That was I don't know for me, that was a
phenomenon in my first year.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It happened all the time, but I guess not.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
I kind of cereal wafflestomper.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, yeah, poo, Yeah it was great.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Yeah, No, we haven't had that. Yeah, we've had a lot,
a lot of like throwing up all over the place,
but no poop in the showers. That seems like a lumble.
I'm trying to happy we abandoned that.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Sure, I feel like it's an integral experience for people
in their freshman year living in the Dorns that something
is always wrong with the bathroom. Like the group chat
we had for my floor was constantly like there were
every now and then it's like, oh, hey someone lost something,
or like hey we're doing this.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
If you want to come to it.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
But a lot of time it was just images of
our bathroom in various states of disarray. One of them
was that I will always remember is someone brought in
a bunch of like dif friend seats from outside into
like the Voice bathroom and just like placed them around
the showers. So like we had this like you know,
(08:11):
like that woven wood kind of looking type of bench, yeah,
with like a nice cushion. Yeah, someone brought one of those.
It looked real LAUGHI day, like the wood was graying
and all that, just sitting next to the bathtub we
had in the bathroom. And then after there was a
bunch of like chairs that they had provided to us
(08:33):
for the dorms, just like lining the hole just there
for some reason that didn't get solved for several days,
which was strange.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
The worst I think, like shit experience we've had our
dorms so far is one of my neighbors took a
picture of a clogged toilet and said this is clogged
and sent it on the floor chat and we were like,
why did you send this? Delete this immediately, and then
I saw it and then I kind of just had
to make a post about no posting ship.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah, and glory to that person that did that.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
That's bravery, Yeah, practicing their freedom of.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Media, yeah, freedom of ship, freedom of shit.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Yeah, yeah, it's free.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Shitting is free.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, born to ship, forced to conform to society.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Right, I believe I thought the fallow up to that
was forced to wipe that too.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, duh.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Well, thank you, Alex.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Thank you so much for participating, of course, and have
a wonderful day, and don't get chased by any more
animals please.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
But I hope the chick fil a taste good after
all that time.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
I really hope it does, especially after talking for ship
this long.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, I'm excited I got to spend the time somehow.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
What's your name, Angus, Angus? Nice to meet you, Angus.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
I'm Grace, Grace, I am Sebastian Sabashian.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Nice to meet you.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Take your hand too.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Why all right, Well, I'm sure as our fishermen over
there told you, it's about embarrassing moments, and I have
to be your most embarrassing ones.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Sometimes you want to hide those, but.
Speaker 9 (10:14):
Well there are many embarrassing moments, and this one I'm
about to mention might not even.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Be my most embarrassing necessarily.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
But like the first embarrassing moment I was able to
think of was this dream I had where where like
two because like I play Super Smash Brothers and we
have tournaments and stuff. In this dream, two people at
this tournament were arguing and then one of the guys
was like, you mind if I get serious for a moment,
(10:42):
and then he went on to say, I think that
if you don't support Donald Trump, then you're a fucking
idiot essentially, and then just everyone else walked out of
the room, with a different tournament attendee saying, go to help.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Now, keep in mind, this was all a dream.
Speaker 9 (10:58):
So like, I'm glad I have been experienced it in
real life, but to see in my mind just.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
That the secondhand embarrassment of it all.
Speaker 9 (11:07):
Yes, and how that series play out. I mean, I mean,
I really don't have that much to hide it. Just
like just like I'll mention it and and if I
mentioned it enough times, they'll be like, yes, we get it.
You had a dream of someone coming out as a
Trump supporter in the middle of a Smash tournament.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
It's a really funny way to put it, coming out
as a Trump supporter.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, yeah, well good for them. You know, it's good
to know who you are.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
And I and I talked to this person I had
a dream about and he said he politically leans left,
and like, I'm personally the type of person that's afraid
of Donald Trump.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
So it's like, wait, so this is so the person
in your dream was an actual person you interact with
every now and then, and you had to tell them
about that and they're like, I wouldn't do that, Yes stuff, dude, Yes.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I like.
Speaker 9 (11:55):
I like my read on the person was that he
would find it like a like pretty odd but also
like funny, and that was my read was correct. Yeah,
so yeah, definitely like it, Like it feels part of
it me feels embarrassed to say it, but another part
of me is like, why not.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
It's just so minutely like small, say, it's embarrassing how
long it's persisted really.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
No, like how often I think about it?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
There's like a different kind of urge when you have
a dream to tell people about it when sometimes you
really shouldn't.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
No, but there like there are some dreams that you
might have where it's like, oh yeah, the dream of
falling down, the dream of potentially like drowing. I've heard
the phenomenon that like drowning is in like a dream.
Essentially you experienced the exact same thing in real life,
oh or something like.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Don't quote me on that. I don't remember where I
got my.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
Research from, Okay, but yeah, just that experience of like
someone coming out as a Trump supporter is like, it's
it's surreal, like taking an everyday situation and like turning
it into something so twisted, at least in my mind.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Yeah, is surreal.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That's wild.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I once had a dream about this really really awful
ghost demon creature. Her name is ling Ling, and it
was like she had a pale face and a long
black robe, and she would take needles and stick them
into the people that I knew as torture. That was
my dream, and you know, it wasn't It wasn't bad
enough to just have the dream. I felt the need
(13:35):
to also tell the people in the dream that they
were getting Yeah, they were getting needled by this horrible
creature name Lingling.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Yeah, I imagine you're getting horribly married.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Sounds like sounds like a Vooda doll type situation.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was kind of like that.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, it's such a strangerge that you get when you
have a dream about somebody to tell them when you
really you really probably shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I feel like they were kind of skipping the woody aspect.
They're like, why I go with the middleman, I'll just
do it myself.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
Exactly them, you know, yeah, hopefully not. Oh.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
It's always always good to like, you know, really get
down and dirty with me. You know, like a job
well done is best felt when you actually.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Did it, and you know, yeh sure, sure.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
And maybe Lingling felt that way.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
And maybe she did. And good for her, all.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Right, she had strong work ethic, Yeah she did.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, perfect, I'll.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
Uh, I gotta go, but I'll hopefully see you guys
around later.
Speaker 8 (14:25):
Thank you for seeing so much, Gus.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Nice to meet you. All right, So we have Sam
here at the table. Hey Sam, Yes, Hi, how's it
going going good?
Speaker 10 (14:33):
It's going just okay. How has the recording been so far?
Just okay, just okay.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Well, we've had some great stories of think Sebastian. We
we've talked about crabs, both the STV kind and the
animal kind. Okay, oh wow, okay in the shower, I.
Speaker 10 (14:50):
Did hear I walked by her waffle stump. Oh yeah,
that's always a fun topic to talk about. Yeah, yeah, okay,
I was thinking about, like what my most embarrassing moment
that I wanted to sh There's a lot that I don't
want to share.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
Okay, some of it is best left in the chatterbucks.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Yeah that's good, right there. Okay. Have you guys ever
played volleyball?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:11):
Yes, So I was a setter in.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
High school and we were in like a tournament my
freshman year of high school. Like I just started playing volleyball.
The score is twenty three to twenty three, super close game.
It's like the semi finals of this tournament. I'm about
to set it to like my outside hitter, so like
across the court and he trips and falls.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
The ball's like coming at me. I look behind me.
Speaker 10 (15:31):
The other guy would set it too, is like not
ready and I panic and I.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Catch the ball.
Speaker 10 (15:36):
No, it's like I just like catch the ball like
the crowd. It seems like the crowd goes silent, and
I like throw the ball on the ground.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
I'm like fuck and the crash is silent.
Speaker 10 (15:46):
And it was the most embarrassing moment in sports I
think I've ever or will ever have.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Oh no, all eyes on you.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
It was.
Speaker 10 (15:54):
It was really embarrassing, and even my teammates were like, dude,
what was that?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, you forgiven pretty quickly after that.
Speaker 10 (16:02):
No, dude, it was a meme like with my teammates
for the next like years.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Oh that's rough.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Yeah, they'd be like, remember when you caught the ball?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah, the one thing you're not supposed to do in volleyball?
Speaker 8 (16:12):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Just like, would you ever just be like winning an argument?
It's like, yeah, well at least I catch the volleyball.
Speaker 10 (16:18):
Honestly, probably that sounds like that, sounds like that happened
multiple times and I like trauma blocked it out.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Or just like you know, you're saying you're telling a
story and they're like, you sound like someone who catches volleyballs.
Speaker 10 (16:31):
What a mean disc what a mean diss to give
some one? But have you guys shared your most embarrassing
moments yet?
Speaker 4 (16:38):
No?
Speaker 7 (16:38):
Not yet.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I shared a dream that I had, okay about ling Lang.
The listeners know already.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
I don't, But that's okay. I'll take a listen to
the episode.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
As our boss, you will have to see it.
Speaker 10 (16:52):
Oh that is a context I am. I do run
podcasts at KCPR that's fun.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Have you heard.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
As somebody who records podcasts and also a lot of
music too, right, Yes, have you ever had an embarrassing
moment where like you have gone through a whole session
of recording and you realize that none of it has recorded?
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Oh my god, that did happen.
Speaker 10 (17:14):
We ATKSEPR we do like in studio sessions, and we
had Couch Dog in studio and we had to do
like four takes with them, Like the first two times
they just wanted to redo it. And the third take
was really good, like halfway through and I look at
my mixer and I'm not recording and I wanted to leave. Yeah,
I felt so bad. And it was already like nine thirty.
(17:36):
They started playing it like seven. It was such a
long set, and so we had to do a fourth take.
Fourth take turned out good, good, But yeah, that has happened.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
It's crazy that there is a human instinct to push
the big red button. Yet so far, I've heard about
three different stories about not pushing the big red button.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
Not pushing the big red button. Have every story?
Speaker 10 (17:57):
Has every story so far been about not pushing the
big red button?
Speaker 8 (17:59):
No, Ben over there forgot to push.
Speaker 10 (18:02):
The Ben is our camera, not camera, our audio guy.
So well cool. I just wanted to share my volleyball story.
I hope thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Theme for the episode, absolutely, thank you very much, of course.
Speaker 8 (18:15):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Anytime I think about how you anger me, I will
just think, hey, he catches volleyballs.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
I catch volleyballs. It's my worst quality.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
We're speaking to Ben, our podcast editor.
Speaker 11 (18:30):
Hey Ben, Hello, how are you guys. It's good to
be having my voice be featured.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
You've been with us the entire time. You tell me
how it's going.
Speaker 11 (18:39):
Well, we've had, you know, some people come out and
say what's up. I don't know if we like Sam
like went under the table and like ask him to
come over, if those are random people, but you know people, Yeah, I.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
Don't ask how the sushi's made.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
So we hear you have an embarrassing story to share.
Speaker 11 (18:57):
Well, i'd say it's less so embarrassing. I just when
we were talking about turkeys earlier. It's a funny story
from my freshman year. I lived in Sierra Madre, so
with all of the cafe students, and the turkeys were around,
as they are they're always around, and one of my
friends on the floor had the bread idea to try
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to lure the turkeys using a like a cartoon trail
of like little candied walnuts into into our ra's room.
So he propped the door open, took the super long
trail all the way from outside towards the door. He
managed to get the turkeys into the common area, but
(19:40):
we never he was never able to put them in
the room, unfortunately. But yeah, the turkey talk earlier inspired
me to share.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That is crazy how many turkeys ended up being in
the door.
Speaker 11 (19:52):
There were three geese, well, two actually in the common room,
one was just outside. He was kind of scared across
the line.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
Imagine invisible barriers.
Speaker 11 (20:01):
Yeah, essentially, Uh yeah, that was a good time.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Wow. And was there I don't know, do turkeys poop?
Was there poop everywhere?
Speaker 6 (20:10):
What is your obsession was?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I'm sorry you made fun of me for asking if
a hot dog was a sandwich, and you've brought up
poop in every single story.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I show a Frain.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
I apologize, I'm the embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
What I don't want to hear it is did the
turkeys pee everywhere? There?
Speaker 11 (20:27):
I don't recall there being like any turkey waste okay,
I was. I was not there for most so I
walked in to two turkeys outside of my door in
the common room because my door opened right to the
common room.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Huh.
Speaker 11 (20:44):
I had to go to class though, so I was
not able to stick around to see the absolute finality
of the event. I just heard, you know, through the
grape vine about they got close, and uh, you know
that's my perspective.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yes, it's a shame the turkey in the room. That
show was canceled. Just really do find its audience.
Speaker 11 (21:05):
I will say if I was the ra and the
turkeys somehow ended up in my room and I came
back from long class something, I don't know, maybe I
had a test and I opened my door to just
a turkey. I would I'm glad that didn't happen because
I think our floor would have had to pay a
dollarly A dollarly fine, yeah of some sort, Yeah, a
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turkey fine.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
I think that was a health hazard probably.
Speaker 11 (21:32):
I mean, I know there's a lot of rules around poultry.
I don't know if that counts. I know it's chicken,
but like you know.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
There is a there's a seventy dollars stealing fee that
we pay in our cow poly tuition, especially if we
live on campus, and I feel like if we steal
a couple of turkeys, we're basically like.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
We're using the stuff that we pay.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Mind.
Speaker 12 (21:51):
They won't mind.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
They they don't mind, of course they don't.
Speaker 11 (21:54):
They the turkeys are I will say, I feel like
they should be the cow poly mascot a little bit.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Yeah, Like I don't know.
Speaker 11 (22:02):
And no hate towards Musty, no never, but sometimes I
think they could work on the name. And there's more
turkeys around.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
I think it's messed up that his mother named him that, like, oh.
Speaker 11 (22:11):
Yeah, it's it's it's not exactly it's an it's a mascot.
That the name makes it easy to uh insult sometimes.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, really embarrassing for him. Yeah yeah, Well, thank you
so much Ben for.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Your I mean, I think it's crazy that we like
basically set up our opponents like that. You know, it
just gets sent straight to them. Yeah, and just like Sam,
they catch it.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
They catch it.
Speaker 11 (22:36):
Well, thank y'all for letting me speak.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Of course, it's not like we're doing anything else. Hi,
my name is Vashian.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
What's yours, Grace?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
So we've got a little question taped to the front,
and I'm sure our little fisherman over there has already
told you what you're going to be asked?
Speaker 8 (22:55):
Have you you want to.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Tell us and the gang with all of their phone
os out, what your most embarrassing moment is.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
When I went to the dog park with my dog
and then he had a leishawan and then I tripped
over some other dogs and they all started attacking me.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
No, I guess we finally found out what the dogs
were doing.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
No, did you get bitten? Yeah? Multiple times in the butt.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
No, damn right for the butt? Huh.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, that is so that's terrible. I'm so sorry, but
that's okay. What's your dog? Okay?
Speaker 10 (23:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
What is your.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
Goes near dog?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
You have flashbacks?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
No, so you're telling me your dog Dean helped the
homie out while he was getting ganged up on. Yeah,
getting absolutely dogged on.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
That sucks. I'm so sorry for this. Okay.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Do you hold any resentment for your dog sometimes didn't
help you? It's messed up.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
That's truly messed up.
Speaker 8 (23:54):
It's pretty embarrassing to have a dog like that.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, yeah, Well, thank you for your bravery, Fernando.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Appreciate your story.
Speaker 8 (24:01):
So, how you doing, Devin?
Speaker 7 (24:02):
I'm good. Hello, Hey, Hi, Hello, how.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
Are you doing? Just all right?
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Would you care to answer the question.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Dude, I don't know. I was standing here and I
still need to think of one. I've had too many
embarrassing things in my life, like what are the what
are other people talking about at the moment?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
One person talked about dreams and that the person our
buddy Sam Oile were there, talked about how in a
tournament he caught the volleyball and had everyone stare at
him deafening silence.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
You know, stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Talked about dreams. We've talked about dorm life.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
Oh I can talk about something that happened recently. Oh
please do are we allowed to go?
Speaker 13 (24:38):
Like?
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Can anything?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Like go a little bit n anything?
Speaker 8 (24:43):
You can say? Fuck?
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
So I don't know.
Speaker 13 (24:45):
I do not know.
Speaker 7 (24:46):
But I was with my So I was with my
roommate not too long ago, and he handed me his
phone to do like a little survey of some sort,
and I was like, all right, whatever, And when I
was done, my plan was to just like go on
Google and just look up maybe a funny image and
give him his phone back so when he gets it, back.
He's like looking at something stupid. So I'm on his
phone and I just like, you know, you can swipe
(25:08):
up to see the next tab. I do that and
then like the next tab is immediately like his dick pic.
I was, this is like a dude that I have
to live with for a very long time. And I was,
I just like I didn't know what to do. I
didn't know whether or not to say anything. And I
just like went back to the original tab and just
handed his phone back and I didn't say anything, and was,
(25:29):
but you have to live with that now, yeah, I
mean it's not embarrassing for me.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Yeah, per se.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
But that was the first thing that came to my mind.
That was a pretty bit.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
From believer in secondhand embarrassment is the strongest emotion.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
That's exactly. I was like, man, I but also, you
gotta have more, you gotta be more careful.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
To open on your phone is crazy.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
I think it's the fact that it was the next tab.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
Yeah, dude, you're handing people your phone. You have to
realize what.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
It wasn't even back, it was just there, it was locked.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
I knew it was fresh because it is the last thing.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Like no, yeah, that.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
Sorry, that's a great point. That's so, that's a great point.
But it was sent it was like, oh the messages tab.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Text message is crazy.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
I hope he's watching. Yeah, that's all I got.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
I mean you could tell him after what maybe?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
What are you going to do if he hears this
and he brings it up to you.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
I don't know, Like, I don't want to tell him
because I would be embarrassed to fight that. But if
he has to find out, he has to find out
what he did wrong.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, if he's gonna do that, he may as well.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
So for the consequences from a really cute moment between
roommates too, well, that's just.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Hard to put in words.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I'm so sorry, and thank you for thank you for
telling your story.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
I'm gonna go Mike away my spaghetti now, please do goodbye.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Thank you so much, Devin than wonderfully too, Thanks so much.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
I know some friends who would find Mike raving spaghetti embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Some culinary.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Ruga. Hello, Hi, hello Roga. How are you today?
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Doing all right? Uh?
Speaker 12 (27:20):
You know, just had a nice, good long sleep.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh good, I'm so glad.
Speaker 8 (27:23):
You're jealous, very jealous.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
So we hear you have an embarrassing story to tell.
Speaker 12 (27:29):
Uh, yes, this happened at one of the improv shows.
It was the Valentine's Day show back in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Huh and this is a cat poly improv.
Speaker 12 (27:42):
Yes, cal poly improv. It's right here on campus. It
was a Saturday. I don't remember the exact date, but
it's not important. What's important is that it was a
Valentine's theme show and that was the one show that
my parents came to.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Oh was it just disastrous at that point?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I know, I know why this is embarrassing wrongo, but
please do go into detail.
Speaker 12 (28:07):
Yes, so my parents I had tried for weeks to
convince them, hey, could you come and visit me, like
any other week, like like I'm in like tons of
shows like throughout the quarter, like please not this week,
any other week, and like they're like, no, we this
state works out best for us, so we'll just come.
What's the big idea? And so for context about my parents,
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they are the type of people who when a sex
scene comes up in a movie, they just fast forward
through it without saying anything at all.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
So sex is real.
Speaker 8 (28:41):
Everyone knows that.
Speaker 12 (28:43):
So they came to the val Time stage show and
it was okay.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
For the most part.
Speaker 12 (28:50):
I tried to stay away from any like risque jokes,
but I remember at the very end, we're just making puns.
I said, like a very very riscay joke about dil Do's.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Okay, tell me more, tell me more.
Speaker 12 (29:11):
I'm afraid I can't remember the exact joke because I've
tried to block that memory out.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah, I get that, but like it was.
Speaker 12 (29:18):
The joke we ended on. It got the biggest last
one of the audience, so my parents definitely heard it.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
And me and my parents like we did.
Speaker 12 (29:27):
Not address like the contents of that show, for no.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
Can fast forward through that one.
Speaker 12 (29:34):
The only thing they focused on was, Oh, there was
this joke about going to a date at Denny's, and
we're eating at Denny's right now. Isn't that funny. I
feel like they were trying to like move away from
that subject as much as I could.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Embarrassment is in the air, forget love.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I feel like as hard as parents try to like
change the subject and make it less embarrassing, it's always
more embarrassing.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
We all know what happens.
Speaker 12 (29:58):
Yeah, I feel like my parents, like they're probably laughing
about it right now, but I still feel that back
cringe deep inside.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah, I would get that is there? I know Valentine's
Day is coming up? Is there a Smile and nud show?
Speaker 6 (30:14):
Yes, there is.
Speaker 12 (30:16):
I'm not in it, but please, like anyone who's listening
out there, you should definitely come to the show. It's
only five dollars. It's very much worth the price. Get
an hour of some of the funniest comedy you'll ever see.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
But what if I want to see the sequel to
your story?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (30:34):
Like, well you will.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Will you be there at the event telling jokes about dildos?
Speaker 12 (30:39):
I will be there at the event. I'm not going
to be in the show, but if you come up
to me and ask for a joke about dildo's, I
will happily give you a joke about dildos.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
I will only do so if I know your parents
will be there and you're standing right next to them. Okay,
that way we have more content later.
Speaker 12 (30:58):
Well, my parents did say they wanted to visit me
again this quarter, so it might happen.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Oh no, okay, let's just hope. Well, thank you, so much, Roga,
thank you for your bravery.
Speaker 12 (31:08):
Well, no, thank you for having me.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
Of course, all right, Nedda do you tell?
Speaker 13 (31:13):
So it was I think the Super Bowl in twenty nineteen.
I know it was Super Bowl fifty three, that's all
I know for sure. And it was a halftime show
and I think Maroon five was playing, but I was
not watching because I was hanging out with my boyfriend
in my room at the time, taking the opportunity during halftime,
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you know, obviously.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
And then I had a yellow lab and she was
a puppy at the time.
Speaker 13 (31:40):
She was very curious about different things that she could consume,
you know, different flavors and such. And so during halftime,
the dog comes into my room while my boyfriend and
I are hanging out in my bed, and goes into
my trash can and takes a used condom out of
the trash can and brings it right to the Super
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Bowl watch party with my parents and my and my
brother and all of our family friends and just sets
it down very gingerly in front of the television, and
everyone just like kind of like looks at the object
and then at me, and then at my boyfriend and
then at me, and that would probably be the most
embarrassing moment I've ever experienced.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Oh you may have done the dirty, but your dog
did you dirty?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
This is true, I would agree. I'm so sorry. What
happened after that? Is it like a conversation not a
conversation at all.
Speaker 13 (32:31):
My parents just kind of looked at me with.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Like a in my house exactly that.
Speaker 13 (32:37):
Yeah, it was a baldly move, no pun intended.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Super Bowl Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Oh my god, did that? Like was that detrimental to relationship?
Speaker 13 (32:46):
Absolutely not. Honestly, it's one of my favorite stories to tell.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
That's good. That's so good.
Speaker 13 (32:51):
Yeah, strengthening moments exactly. No, it definitely built character.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Dogs always be doing that, absolutely always.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
If you could get through that, it's a pretty good sign.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Precisely. Yeah, I could really get through anything exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I've had like my dog go into like the bathroom
trash and pull out just awful, awful things. Absolutely used
tissoes used pads and tampons just everywhere.
Speaker 13 (33:17):
That's like rookie shit though. I feel like like the
pads and tampons happens. But then when the condom occurred,
I was like that that dog is out for blood.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Yeah, like absolutely.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, absolutely, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Thank you so much for telling your story.
Speaker 6 (33:32):
Yeah, thank you, thanks for letting me share it. Of course,
happy to have you.
Speaker 8 (33:38):
Wondering unlike you're family in the condoms.
Speaker 13 (33:41):
No, literally, absolutely good stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
That's that's the best.
Speaker 13 (33:46):
Good.
Speaker 9 (33:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (33:47):
When he came up to it was like embarrassing story,
I was like, well, I have one, but I don't
know if it's appropriate.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
To share it.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
For KCPR, we have an anonymous submission. We have a
chatterbox here on our little plastic fulled out table that
allows people to write down their embarrassing stories instead of
saying it on the podcast for the sake of anonymity.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
So, Sebastian, would you mind reading out this is.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
All right so verbatim.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
My first kiss, I was too nervous of the guy
leaning in, so when it started to happen, I started
beatboxing while we kissed.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
No way, I have had the literal exact same thing
happen to me.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Women, women, That is crazy?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Is that that has that happened? Has that happened to you? Lauren?
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Lauren is our is our video operator. Yeah, it's probably
just not happened yet. That's crazy. This person anonymously anonymously
said that their first kiss, a guy started to lean
in and she started beat boxing instead.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
I'm impressed that they can beat box, and felt like
that was the natural progression of things. Yeah, I want
to know if they did it well, but she's long
gone now.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, I am blown away. Oh my god, that's amazing.
Speaker 8 (35:01):
Shark be boxing.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
I mean it's the same thing it was like it
was my first kiss. We started lean in. I didn't
know what to do, so I be boxed.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
We have another anonymous submission in our chatterbox, Sebastian, would
you mind reading it to it?
Speaker 6 (35:17):
I will do my best.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
I was wearing white leggings and on a flight to Tokyo,
I use a chocolate covered pastry and chocolate fell under
me and melted. I didn't notice that a giant brown,
melted chocolate chunk a bit had dried to my butt.
Someone at the airport came up to me concerned. I
just about died.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Oh no, I think.
Speaker 8 (35:38):
I saw this in the Diary of Olympy Kid movie.
Speaker 14 (35:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Actually that's a pretty canon event. Wow, and in an
airport too, that's crazy.
Speaker 8 (35:46):
What do you think Greg Haflee's cannon event.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Was the cheese?
Speaker 8 (35:49):
Right, did he touch the cheese? I thought that was rally.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Oh that's rally. I guess I don't know.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
We've completely derailed.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Have you ever had like unfortunate things happened to your pants?
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Oh well, it's not exactly embarrassing.
Speaker 8 (36:05):
It is unfortunate, though.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I really like like converable pants, like the pants I'm
wearing right now.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
They have zippers, they can turn into shorts.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I just really like all the pockets and just the
way it looks on me fits. And I used to
have a heavy, heavier pair that I would use for
cold weather, but I can't anymore because my uncle got
a new dog and the dog had been like abused
or something. Quite frankly, I don't know why he got
not because the dog was like abused or anything, but
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he's just not the person to be taking care of
these kinds of things.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
And while visiting my grandma, he because he lives with
my grandma, I took I took like a big step
to step over some boxes, and I guess it panticed
the dog and they bit my knee. Skin was fine,
pretty unbroken, just like a light scratch. No, nothing that happened,
but they ripped out a patch out of my pants.
Speaker 8 (36:57):
Oh no, like that was.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
My favorite pair of pants.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
That sucks.
Speaker 6 (37:01):
Now I have to go find another one.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
And like these are like the only ones that are
like really comfortable for most weathers. Yeah, so unfortunate things
happened to my pants. Not exactly embarrassing, but uh, it
was embarrassing for him because the way he reacted just
kind of told us like what kind of a person
he was.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
We already knew, but like it didn't help.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Huge bummer. And we have another anonymous submission right here.
Do you wanna? Do you want to read it? Sebastian, Wow,
we have a lot of first kiss stories.
Speaker 8 (37:28):
There's only been two.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
But all right, first kiss with my girlfriend was in
front of the wreck. I mean, a kiss is a kiss,
but she won't ever let me forget about him.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Ah, front of the wreck. That's a bummer. That's a bummer.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
I've only been to the wreck once and I got
destroyed in a basketball game because I went there with
my roommate and he played professional basketball like for his
high school.
Speaker 8 (37:51):
I didn't, and I just walk places.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah, they were so fast, but like in front of
the wreck, romantic, very.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Romantic, mantic.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I if you're the person that wrote that note and
you're listening, I would forgive yourself. That's a perfectly okay
place to have your first kiss.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
The wreck is the wreck can be romantic if honestly,
it's a pretty embarrassing of her to think that.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, yeah, shame on her. And we have another anonymous notes.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Oh okay, I peed my pants on the bus after
my sorority formal. I didn't realize until you had walked
all the way from campus bottle to the dorms. I
was wearing jeans shorts, and there's video evidence.
Speaker 8 (38:31):
Not the shorts.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Oh, not the shorts. That's despicable, taking a video of
somebody's pissed pants.
Speaker 8 (38:38):
Pissed jorts, pissed jorts.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Even, my god, that's horrible. I'm so sorry to the
person who experienced this.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Wonderful we have We are welcoming Devin back.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
I was on the walk back and I remembered something
even worse. That retains to go.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
That's crazy because your story is like probably i'd say,
the second most embarrassing one we've gotten so far.
Speaker 7 (39:03):
Well just to wait, Okay, so this takes place like
a couple of years ago, I was on a road
trip with one of my best buds and it was
maybe like ten days, two weeks straight together, like hanging
out every day, super busy, no downtime, like no me time.
That's what I'm getting at, right sure. And it was
the last night of the trip together. We were sleeping
(39:23):
in a motel room. We were sharing the same bed,
and this is like probably the first time in my
adult life that this has happened to me. But I
had a wet dream, like a foot away from my
friend who was fully asleep, and like I don't even
remember what I was dreaming about, but I woke up
just like fully in panic, like out of whatever beautiful
dream world I was realizing, like the world of hell
(39:45):
I put myself through, and I had to like like
creep around because my shit was on the other side
of the bed. I had to like sneak around him
not wake him up so I can get clean clothes
and like run to the bathroom and just be like
what so, like it's like two or three am, and
I was like, I don't know. I told him like
a year later, and.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
It didn't ruin the bet or anything. I assume no good.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Oh god, that's from fear blas to utter terror. Oh
that's I think that's worse than peeing your pants.
Speaker 7 (40:16):
Probably was that the worst one so far?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
I no, I mean like if you if you pee
your pants and your sleep next to your friend, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (40:23):
It's a bit more embarrassing. It was also embarrassing on
my part because I was like two weeks like, that's
when my body was like you like, that's our body
had to step up.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah, for your brain to consciously be like, yeah, my
friend's sleeping next to me, it's time. It's time for
us for me to have a wed dream.
Speaker 8 (40:43):
Yeah, it's time to horny post.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (40:46):
And now that you guys know the worst things that
have happened.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
To me, Yeah, I'm so sorry. And thank you.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
You're welcome for running all the way back here.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Of course it was so worth it.
Speaker 7 (40:57):
Yeah, okay, bye bye, was good luck with you?
Speaker 3 (41:02):
All right?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Would you mind introducing yourself?
Speaker 14 (41:04):
Oh so look at you where the camera look at us? Okay,
all right, my name is Mary Glick.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Awesome, wonderful, and you're a professor at cup. I am
wonderful so excited to have your perspective.
Speaker 8 (41:14):
Well, professor teaches about something.
Speaker 14 (41:18):
Most embarrassing wom Well, the most embarrassing moment for me
is always in the classroom when I can't get my
technology to work.
Speaker 8 (41:24):
And I think it's.
Speaker 14 (41:24):
Really kind of indicative of I left technology behind when
I moved into our management positions, and so when I
used to be kind of a whiz.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
At all these new things in the newsroom where.
Speaker 14 (41:36):
I used to work, nowadays I can't even get a
movie to play in I'm a classroom. So it's always
less embarrassing over as time.
Speaker 8 (41:45):
Goes by, because it's the way. It's just the way
it works.
Speaker 14 (41:49):
You know, And somebody usually comes in to help me,
as some lovely student with a great generous heart, which
who saved me a couple of weeks ago when I
couldn't get my screen to display. And then today I'm
meeting the tech guys in about ten minutes to make
sure I can get my movie to play. So, yeah,
those are always the embarrassing times.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, has that happened fairly recently?
Speaker 14 (42:09):
Not being able to do Yes, it has, like two
weeks ago when I just swiped on my laptop and
I don't know what happened, but everything disappeared. So I
try as I might, I couldn't get it to go back.
And somebody coming into the next class stepped in and said,
can I help you?
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Because I looked like I was in distress.
Speaker 14 (42:27):
So he fixed it right away and knew what the
problem was, and I thought, I kind of knew what
it was, but I couldn't really get to it, and
so he helped me adjust my settings so my screen
was mirrored from the laptop to the projector and not
an extension, which is what happened. It kind of went
into extension mode on its own.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
I don't know how, but yeah, yeah, I'm at a
loss for that stuff too.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I wouldn't blame you. I think i'd be in a
worse position than you are. Right.
Speaker 14 (42:54):
Let's I'll be with that more as the years go on.
I basically just don't get embarrassed too much. I just
get frustrated.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Yeah, it sounds like your students are saving you a
lot of trouble from visiting Thomas.
Speaker 6 (43:06):
Yes, they are.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
They are.
Speaker 14 (43:07):
They're really helpful, and I really appreciate when someone's sees
someone in distress and steps in.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
That's good. Yeah, wonderful. Thank you for sharing your story.
Speaker 14 (43:15):
You're welcome and have fun with this. It's when are
we going to hear all these stories?
Speaker 13 (43:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Probably?
Speaker 6 (43:20):
I don't know, Ben, you let me know, he's our editor.
Speaker 11 (43:23):
I can probably, I can probably do it.
Speaker 14 (43:28):
Okay, yeah, all right, Well you ought to collect information
from everybody you're talking to to I'll let them know
when you're going to be publishing so they'll be able
to tune in and hear themselves in their embarrassment.
Speaker 6 (43:40):
Yeah yeah, in your podcast.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (43:42):
All right, well, good luck, thank you.
Speaker 8 (43:45):
Good luck with your technology. Oh, thank you, we all do.
This is an outro.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
This has been Chatterbox.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Thank you so much for tuning in, and thank you
to everyone that has come and volunteered their deepest, darkest secrets.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Now, we don't know what the question for next week
is or if we're just going to use the same one,
but do feel free to let us know about any
of those.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Be sure to tune in next week.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
We'll have another very juicy question where you can come
and volunteer your stories, and we're looking forward to it.
Speaker 6 (44:15):
Could be your question, could be your question.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
You can find us on kcpr dot org, on our
podcast page, or on KCPR nine to one three under podcasts.
Speaker 8 (44:25):
Don't piss your guards, and do not catch volleyballs.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Yeah, what what is the biggest moral of the story
for today, Sebastian
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Don't feel like Sam hit the volleyball, don't catch it.
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