October 16, 2024 • 53 mins
KCPR 91.3's newest podcast "Chatterbox" is recorded LIVE on Dexter Lawn in the center of Cal Poly's campus. Our hosts Grace and Sebastien set up a table and interview whoever walks by –– students, professors, or the random San Luis Obispo residents walking to the town's only bowling alley.
On today's episode Grace and Sebastian once again ask our Cal Poly community what their most embarrassing moments... tune in this week to hear stories about crying in front of emplyers, breaking podiums, forgetting birthdays, getting bullied by the cast of Modern Family, and more!
To listen to the other KCPR Podcasts, check out kcpr.org/podcasts! Other podcasts produced by KCPR include SLO-Fi, CP101, Different Matters, The Roundup, and The Gallop.
Chatterbox is produced by a team of journalism majors at Cal Poly SLO in San Luis Obispo, CA.
Chatterbox Team:
Grace Bennett –– Host
Sebastien Tallet –– Host
Sam Kohn –– Producer
Ben Shane –– Podcast Director/ Audio Editor
On today's episode Grace and Sebastian once again ask our Cal Poly community what their most embarrassing moments... tune in this week to hear stories about crying in front of emplyers, breaking podiums, forgetting birthdays, getting bullied by the cast of Modern Family, and more!
To listen to the other KCPR Podcasts, check out kcpr.org/podcasts! Other podcasts produced by KCPR include SLO-Fi, CP101, Different Matters, The Roundup, and The Gallop.
Chatterbox is produced by a team of journalism majors at Cal Poly SLO in San Luis Obispo, CA.
Chatterbox Team:
Grace Bennett –– Host
Sebastien Tallet –– Host
Sam Kohn –– Producer
Ben Shane –– Podcast Director/ Audio Editor
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Chatterbox.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm Grace, I'm Sebastian, and right now.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We're sitting on dexter Lon at cal Polly with nothing
but a fold out table, a few waters because it's
so hot today, and a sign that says the following.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
What is your most embarrassing moment? Because this is our
first time back after a nice hot summer. Yes, uh,
summer has followed us. It's still hot.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yes, it's fake fall right now. So yeah, we're hoping
that students walking by on campus here at cal Poly
will stop by and tell us their most embarrassing moment.
Last year we did this episode. It was a hoot.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, real banger, and we've If.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You missed that episode, I don't know, quick recap, Sebastian.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh there was so much. A lot of it was
sexually charged.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yes, uh, wet dreams, wet dreams, condoms at the super Bowl. Yeah,
you'll have to go check it out.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I think messed updates, messed up dates.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, so that that episode is on our Spotify, yeah,
if you want to ever listen to it. But a
last Today is a new day and we have more
embarrassing stories to share, hopefully, hopefully so Sebastian, did anything
embarrassing happened to you over the summer? H?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Not quite. I would say there's a few moments that
were like, you know, just kind of embarrassing ish, sure,
but I wouldn't say that those were the main focuses.
But every summer, my birthday is August eleventh, and at
some point in the summer I tried to do a
like big lunch dinner with three or four of my
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high school friends, you know, just have a good time,
some food for hours on end. And my friend Ian
went to the dinner and you know, it was at home.
We cooked up some poutine this time. That was pretty cool,
went really well, except you know, it's like I have
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work to go to tomorrow. I really should leave. And
then my buddy Andrew, he says, you can't just do
that to a guy on his birthday. It's like, what
do you mean guy on his birthday? And then after
we just started making fun of him of like, Ian,
what do you think this dinner is for? And he
just had his like he's just laughing his head off,
(02:16):
like face buried in his hands, like oh my god,
I forgot. Andrews just yelling, come on, we get together
one time every year doing the same exact thing. What
did you think it was? I thought it was just
a nice dinner Andrew, Oh my god, So you know,
no hard feelings or anything. It was funny as fuck.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
So he stayed for like extra time after come on
because he felt bad. Yeah, but uh.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Geez, so you weren't like hurt or anything.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
No, that's good. We were just we were just talking,
having a good time, and it was pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
So you know, it's not my embarrassing story. And I
just saw Ian on the bus in public again. But
it's fine.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh well, that's what he gets for forgetting your birthday.
I remembered your birthday. Did I tell you happy birthday?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
But I felt it my heart.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I'm sure you've believed. Yeah, not like you knew what
the actual date was or anything. Besides, the dinner was
on the tenth.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
What about you?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You got anyone you want to throw under the bus? Yourself? Perhaps?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You know I can't like you. Like, nothing hugely embarrassing
happened that I could think of this summer, But there did.
Something did happen this summer, which is the source of
a lot of smaller embarrassing things. And that's that I
started a new job in like a totally professional corporate
environment and as just a twenty one year old's little,
(03:44):
tiny baby girl, I'm just a tiny baby, you know,
Like that environment's not for me. So I feel like
a lot of things I do, I end up embarrassing
myself because I'm like, oh my god, all my coworkers
are forty.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
But it's all okay though, because you know, you're new.
They know that. Yeah, you know, if there's some extra pressure, yeah, yeah,
I personally don't think I could last very long in
a lot of professional settings, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I tend to run my mouth. That's probably not going
to go super well.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Deadlines are a myth.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah. I remember one one moment actually specifically, I was
I was assigned the work of one of my coworkers
and she's like been there for a while, and her
job is seemingly a lot more complicated and difficult than
mine and requires a lot of time management and a
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lot of different elements that are different from what I do.
And she called out sick that day, so they're like, Grace,
you're up, you got this.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I was like, ah, Okay, well did you got it?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh, let me tell you, Sebastian. Because I'm also a
tiny baby, brand new in this work environment, I for
some reason feel like I can ask for help because
that's a sign of weakness. It's not that's so that's
such a stupid way of thinking. So I didn't ask
for any help. And so everything went terribly and horribly
and awfully, and everything burned. And so it came time
(05:16):
for like this full day project that I was assigned
to do to manifest and to be like presented to
the world. And it was. It was a disaster. It
was a disaster. Stuff wasn't in on time, stuff was
misspelled being broadcast on TV. Misspelled. Really, I misspelled the
word death.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Come on, how'd you misspell it? Deep?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Deep?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh deepase.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And then the one of like the top guys that's
been at that at that workplace for like twenty years,
maybe he comes out to give me a constructive criticism
for what I did that day. And I was already like,
oh my god, I'm the worst person in the whole world.
I'm so bad at my job. And it comes up
to me and like really nicely, he's like, hey, I
(06:04):
just wanted to give you, like a heads up about this,
we should do this differently, and I was like choking
back tears, and but I thought I was hiding it
really well and so I was like, oh, yeah, thanks,
and my voice.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Cracked and I was like, oh my god, sure now.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
And then he was like, oh, are you okay? And
I was like no, No, worst thing to say to
somebody when they're on the virgin.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Tears, So everything okay.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Oh my god. So yeah, that was. That was pretty
from an outside perspective, it's just sad. But for me,
it was very embarrassing. And I think I've recovered since,
but yeah, it was. It was pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Rough day.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It's a rough day. Yeah. We have our first guest
on the twenty twenty four five.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Hello, yeah, yeah, so you're gonna sit down, you can
hold the microphone, you can put on the headphones if
you want to hear better. And then after a week.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
And oh my gosh, it's so cool and what's your name.
I'm Amy Amy. Nice to meet.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'm Sebastian Grace.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Amy.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Feel free to try out the headphones. Do they work?
Sometimes we have technical You have.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
A microphone, you're working to you're fine, okay, do hey happy?
So we hear you have an embarrassing story to tell us,
I do. I don't really know.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
It's really out there, but a little closer.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
So it was sophomore year of high school. I asked
this guy out to my sophomore formal.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
It's kind of like for the winter, was it like
was it like this stadie Hawkins? Is that what it's called,
like where all the girls ask the guys or not?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
You Just like I was just brave for like the
formal one. I think he told me jokingly and I
said yes. So we ended up going and stuff, and
then I wore decided to wear like this really nice
red dress.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
We went to go eat like kibachi.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Have you guys ever?
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Like had like I was really cook in.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Front of you.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
So we went there and I like literally was so
nervous because like one, I was asking this guy like
to the dance and stuff, and then two like I
literally stayed in my dress because I was so sick,
so so so stressed. So my mon's was like like
hit out of nowhere that day and that was so embarrassing.
So did go well though, I guess I think it
did go well. I had an extra dress I didn't
(08:34):
I don't know why I didn't end up getting it
and stuff. So I just had to like walk around
like the whole line, just like carrying my dress.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
My date was like help.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Luckily my mom was there and so she like ran
to the store. I got a couple of things and
so like we tried to clean it up and stuff,
but it was just, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I kind of thought like the dress was stird wheeling.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, yeah, definitely, so definitely one of my most embarrassing
moments up there.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Oh my goodness. Man, Like I feel like there's so
many embarrassing period stories, especially you're not gonna be able
to contribute at all.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Sometimes I just can't do anything.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, but yeah that, oh my goodness, that definitely happens.
I don't know if I could top that. But something
similar when I went to prom in high school. Okay,
it was with this guy. I'd like never gotten any
dates before, and this guy asked me a prom and
I was.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
And so I was like layering upon layering upon, layering
deodorant on right before before I went out, because I
was like, I'm gonna need this and sweat my ass off,
and I got there and we're taking prompt pictures and
they're like, put your arm around him. I was like, okay,
I did that. I took my arm off, huge white
black suit and I was like, oh my, that's what
(09:43):
was Really. You need to make some better Jodorans out there.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I know it's insane, like guy's Yodurant says like, yeah,
leave no marks, and I take off my shirts like
the marks in there.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, false advertising exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Keep using it because I've paid for it.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
But yeah, you like doing ask whatever happened with your
date that you went on?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
So I actually did end up dating him my very
first like month of college, and yeah, we're no longer together.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
But that's okay, that's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Relationship, good relationship. It was so good.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Good. We leave it behind. Yeah, except when we bring
it up on the podcast, right.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, it can go your like dating resume.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Oh story.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yes, well, thank you so much, Amy, Thank you so much,
so nice, thank you. Thanks. That was a good story period.
Staying on an important occasion is always killer. Hey Sam,
so what do you have to it's our next guest, Sam.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Wow, it's nice to be back on shatter box. Heyding
heat and black pants. Yeah, you know, not the best
dressed for this weather, sure, but it's okay, all right.
So sweatstains, you say, yeah, same story. For some reason,
I heard your deodorant staying story. You're just sharing as
more of a sweatstain thing. I was kind of, you know,
a little bit of distance away. It reminded me of
(11:13):
I was at my friend's Kinsania my junior year of high.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
School and sixteen seventeen.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, around that I was sixteen. It was like me,
I was like her only guy friend. She's like one
of the guy friends. I was like a bunch of
girls and me were like invited to this Kinsania and
they're like taking photos and I was like, oh, this
like they're taking like a like a girl's photo, and
it'd be funny if like, oh, I'm the only guy here.
What if I went to a guy's photo and it's
just me right? So I was like, right, that is
a funny idea.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
That's pretty funny. Yeah, So I go and do that,
and like one of the photos, I was like, oh,
putting my arm around my friend. And as I do that,
everyone laughs like extremely, like more than they should. And
I was like, that's good, do that, you know, but
that's okay. And then they print out the photo and
I look and I have the biggest sweat stain under
(12:03):
my pit. Oh my god, Like I've never sweated more.
I never sweat more. Yeah, I was like, oh my goodness,
bullet back. That's why they laughed so hard.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
May I ask like, how deep at least.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
The second rib, you know, like that was like it
was covering some ground on the shirt. How is the recovery?
I think I recovered pretty well. Yeah, you know, just
laughed it off, made a joke about it, like, wow,
that's pretty bad. Huh, moved on with the with the Kingsania.
But in that moment, I was damn pretty embarrassed that
(12:37):
I stay hydrated. Yeah, I stay hydrated.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
It's kind of a flex.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
What can I say if you're hey.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You have a healthy immune system?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Not right now.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I've been a little sick recently. Yeah, all right, it
looks like we get some more people walking around now
back to fishing. Maybe, Thank you so much. Free story so, oh,
no problem, thanks for having me on guys. Of course, hope.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I'm I called you the podcast father. Oh, I have
a crazy story actually, Oh my goodness, Oh I blocked
this out of my mind. I haven't told this and
so all right, so this is this is reversing. Okay.
So when I was when I was eleven years old,
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I was in a community theater production of the play
The King and I and it was in my hometown
of Glendale, Los Angeles. Interesting interesting play to do actually
because like the majority of the cast was white and
(13:42):
it's a play about like like Asia. Oh, so I
played a royal child.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Anyway, he's a king or were you I?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Well, you know it was the King and I.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Oh, oh, I was the king child, one of them.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
He had.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
The King had many wives. I was one of the
wives children. Anyways, so it was like me and I
want to say, like eight other kids maybe that were
all royal children in this play. And one of the
kids happened to be do you know the show Modern Family?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Vaguely? Yeah, So there's.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
A girl and Modern Family. She plays the character Lily, right,
and she's in that TV show and she she was
for like the whole TV show, right, So she was
in that TV show and she was in the play. Also,
I was acting alongside of her. Oh, and I'm sure
she seems like a lovely, lovely, lovely person right now.
(14:40):
She seems so kind and lovely and talented. But when
she was eight years old and I was eleven, hey,
she was a little bit mean to me. She's a
little mean and we had to gi yeah, and we
had to do a dance during the King and I
where we all shook hands with the royal children, and
she was sat next to me and she shook my hand,
(15:01):
and hey, it was my first play. I was nervous,
and sometimes when I'm nervous, I swept through my hands.
So what sue me? It wasn't really an issue up
until that point. I was just nervous, so I swept
through my hands, and so I shook her hand. And
then we went backstage afterwards, and I heard her gossiping
with her other eight year old actor friends, and I
was like, hey, I'll read what's going on. She was like,
(15:21):
your hands are so sweaty. I was like, oh cool, Sebastian.
Ever since that day, ten years later, my hands are clammy, sweaty,
clammy always forever, there isn't. It's very very rare that
my hands are normal.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Devastated by a child, three.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Youngers, devastated, devastated by an eight year old.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
It was heartbreaking, truly, you were eleven. You should have
been bullying, though.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I know, but she was like this big actress.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
You were doing your She was this.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Big eight year old actress and I was just a shy,
little eleven year old and she said my hands were sweaty,
and so they stayed sweaty for ten years, never got better,
and counting yeah and counting, yeah, yes, that's that's an
embarrassing story. There is all this talk of like embarrassing
(16:16):
moments and stuff, but something I've realized in the past school,
starting in the past few weeks, we're both technically fourth
years now. Yeah, this is my last year, and I feel.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Like I'm gonna be doing this a lot next year.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I feel like having that seniority. I didn't expect this
to have been in college. I definitely felt this in
high school. But having this seniority and being a fourth
year and being like, yeah, I'm a seasoned campus goer,
I feel like a lot of embarrassment that I normally
would have as of my younger self kind of went away,
like on the first day of school, I was going
(16:57):
to a class and I knew the building, but I
couldn't find the number. Turns out was because I got
the number wrong. So I went to this one class
that I thought was it, and I went in. I
was late, so everybody's already sat down, the teacher was talking.
I went and walked in front of the class and
then sat down, and then the teacher was like, I
think I've had some of you in my class before.
It was nutrition three ten, and I was like, okay, no,
(17:18):
this is not this is not history the lure of
the sea. So I stood up and I walked out
of the classroom. And normally I would have been like
red in the face and so embarrassed, but I wasn't
at all. I was like, yeah, suck it up, guys,
I'm a fourth year, so.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, yeah, I have I was. My instinct nowadays is
kind of like the I don't really have like a
concrete name for it, but at this moment, they'd call
it like the give up policy or like the concede
policy of like all right, well, things will reach a
certain point that it's out of my hands, or like
(17:58):
you know, it's not worth it, and I'm able to
recognize that. So I'm just going to concede and then
after move on. Like when I do my school work,
it's like the deadline is like tonight and it's gonna
take me hours to do this supposedly one hour long
assignment that I have to start now. I can see,
I'll go work now or sit down in the wrong
(18:19):
class of like you know what, I need to actually
get to the real class, otherwise I might lose my
seats because I'm absent on the first day. I give up.
I can see, I'm just gonna be late to the
first class. Sure, sure, even you know, I sat down
didn't even look at the board and was just staring
at my phone for class to start. And then it's
(18:39):
I have like those aren't the that's not the classroom
I'm supposed to be and just walk out. Yeah, that's
a good policy.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
So it's either like you can see in favor of
like doing good things like getting school work done, or
is it always like good things that you can see too?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, okay, like you know, like I I got to
do it, or like you know, I'm feeling tired today,
but you know, I there's a Smash Bros. Tournament going on.
I concede I would rather go to that tournament, even
though I'm a little tired because interacting with those people
and you know, like, you know, just getting future opportunities
(19:18):
from just doing that I think is way better than
just I'm feeling tired. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yeah, yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
So you know, I can see a bit of my
like uh sleep too, going to a tournament and having
fun with that instead.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I always try and frame it too. It's a good thing,
but also, you know, sometimes it's a bad thing. It's
just like, you know what, it's gonna happen, it's gotta happen.
Do it now you won't have to deal with it later.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, been pretty good that way.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
That's good. That's very good. Hello, Oh my goodness, Hello,
do all three of you want to be on it?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
All three?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Just one?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Two?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Sad coward.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yay, good for you, Good for you guys.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
It takes one but want one seconds to think of something. Yeah,
you probably got that a lot. I'm sorry. It's just
it's like the easy it's probably the easiest name to
make a pun out of.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Anyways, the mics you can put on headphones if you like.
Sometimes it's fun like ASMR experience.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
A SMR is the right lettering, but you know, pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Well, welcome, Welcome to chatterbox.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Don't forget your microphone.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
You guys, what are your names?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I'm Kilan.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
K Juan High, I'm Sebastian.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I'm Grace to me too. So I hear one or
both of you have an embarrassing story to tell.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
I have.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Yeah, it's like it actually didn't happen to me, happen
to someone I know, but we were just talking over
there and it like inspired me to think of something.
I was like, Okay, So my friend had gone on
a she agreed to go on a date. And she
never gets picked up on dates for the purpose of like,
you know, if it's bad, like you can leave, Like
she just gets in her.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Current leaves, you know.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
Yeah, And so this one time she's like, okay, I
guess like you guys can pick me up or whatever.
And so her date and then their friends picked her
up and they went to the beach the pier Pismo
Peer yeah, per And I guess the guy was in exactly.
He was very talkative, like it was I guess he was.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
You know, he had something to drink, so he was
like talking.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
Yeapping, and so I guess he's like telling Yeah, he
was telling his whole life story, you know, sob story everything,
like just getting deep, getting to the point of like
who he was and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
And it was him and her and all of his friends.
Speaker 7 (22:05):
No, I guess it's just him and her like sitting
on like a bench. His friends were like, oh, I
don't know, doing guy stuff. I guess yeah. Yeah, And
so I guess like they were talking and then he
like starts to cry and she's like oh, She's like okay,
you know, like it's okay, and he gets up, walks
(22:28):
to the edge of the pier just starts peeing into
the ocean, like just straight up like this is like
she was like, what how to get all I guess,
you know, like the tears.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
It's just like.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
And so yeah, she was like what do I do? Like,
oh my god, like this is so bad, and like,
I honestly, I don't even know how she ended up
like addressing the situation. But it's pretty embarrassing on his part,
I guess, and just being there.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I would be like him, it's pretty bad. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, so k just throwing your friends state under the bus.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Yeah, you know, it's pretty We were talking about just
being inspired and you know, inspiring where.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
No good question.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
She just told me the embarrassinged date, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I like that is crazy. Yeah, it's It's like sometimes
crying on a date can be like cute and fun,
but first date in the public, the pier.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I don't know. I'm just a little more concerned about the.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, you know, the peeing in the ocean is crazy.
That's insane. Yeah, I mean like she could have just
joined him. Didn't know, didn't know what you think of that?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Like crying, honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I tried to rationalize, couldn't do that. I don't know.
That's insane. So how how is she now?
Speaker 7 (23:59):
How she Yeah, you know, she's she's thriving, she's she's
out in about my friend doesn't into the ocean. That
did not go anywhere?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Not move forward?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
That's good? And what about you wan? Do you have
any I really don't, to be honest, just here for.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
The right one. It's just a perfect man.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, yeah, nothing wrong. Yeah, Well, thank you guys so much.
Thank you for your story. Godless, thank you you as well,
and she's brave. Welcome chatterbox. What are your guys names?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I'm Garrett, Garrett Amy.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Ay, sorry, miss heard. I'm Grace.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I'm Sebastian.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
How do you guys know each other?
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Brother sister?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
You both go to awesome? So cool. Sorry, I hear
Garrett that you have an embarrassing story.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
It's horrible.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Okay, it's a little bit of a long one. Actually
happened to this morning. And what's funny is we were
talking about it, and we're walking by and we saw
the sign and we were both laughing, and then we
walked back and then yeah, he called us over.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
You got caught by the fisherman.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
I got caught.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, it happened for this reason.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
So this morning, there's this girl that I've liked for
a while, and she runs and I don't, but I
wanted to spend time with her, so I asked her
if she wanted to run. So I got some running shorts,
very light colored running shorts, and went on a run.
We went and got some coffee and I drank the
whole thing because I was really thirsty, which is a
terrible idea. And then we were walking slash running back
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to my house and we're like talking in front of
my house, just kind of having good conversation, and I
didn't want to end it, but I really had to
use the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Oh gosh, you did it, And I ended up clicking
my pants a little bit, and I was like trying
to awkwardly like face away from her as I was
like still trying to be polite because she's like in
the middle of sharing like a really important story.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
And yeah, it was really really embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
And I still don't know if she saw it or not,
but I texted her after and she said she like
would love to go on a run again or something.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
You're so either way it's a win.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
Either she didn't see it or she did and she's okay,
so piss her off.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah literally literally, Yeah, it was really bad.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
That is insane.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Goodness, gracious, any commentary me.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
That's hilarious. And I hope she sees this. Yeah, yeah,
this is like jumping the gun totally. But like, if
you guys were like to get married and spend the
rest of your lives together, do you think you would
ever tell her that this happened.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
That's a good question.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Just pulling out like the oh yeah, your dad pissed
on our first state thing would be pretty crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
It would be crazy.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
So maybe not.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Maybe if there's like some relatable context that I could
pull out.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
I might do it.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
But yeah, confession, Yeah, on the.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Confessionney, I have to tell you.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
That's that's pretty awesome though that you're like, she's into that.
I'm going to force myself.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, saying times if she's into that and
new yeah, who confesses pants.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
I will be buying black running shorts as soon as possible.
So yeah, especially for next time.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
It's pretty hot these days, though you know it might
be dangerous.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
That's true about like some light blue.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
They were light blue, so still and still it showed
to use the bathroom pour water yourself.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Yeah, that's that's what I was thinking that I should
have done that.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, so next time, a few pants in front of her.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Because there will be the next time.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
It will be a next time.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
The thing next week, like when when she's about to
say something funny, go for a sip of water and
then after just like spill it all over yourself. Like
when when she hits the punchline, she'll never suspect nice.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Nice, may I ask, what are you going to like?
Throw the shorts away? Keep them as memento.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
They're in the laundry machine right now, so it'll go again.
See if they smell. Probably won't hopefully put a little.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Like I turned it in there. But yeah, that's good.
They will hang him up on the wall.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I don't know, just nail it, yeah, give him the her.
It means a lot to me that you go running with.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
I want you to have them.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Yeah, it'll be very meaningful.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yes, that's a good idea. That was an awesome story.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
It's so much super embarrassing of course very recent too.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Oh yeah, fresh on the mind. I would say, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You got anything to compete with that.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I have nothing to compete with that.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
That's you two have been living together for who knows
how long, and you.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Got you got about each other.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
But that's about it. Yikes.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, well, thank you, guys got worse.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, thank you for coming by. Yeah, of course, best
of love.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
So I hear our next guest, I hear you went
to high school, Sam.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
I did go to high school, Sam. We went to
Santa Monica High school, you got anything.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Were you there for the Kingston incident?
Speaker 3 (29:02):
No, it was not.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
It's pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 8 (29:05):
It's actually it's actually I would love to hear about it.
But it's actually a pretty big high school, so we
never really cross paths. But I saw him around, you know,
he's hard to miss.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, so you do have an embarrassing story.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
Though I have an embarrassing story. It might not be
like as hard hitting as some of the other ones,
but I'll try to rationalize it to why it was embarrassing,
why it was affmative experience. So into the store in
third grade, we were doing popcorn reading.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I'm sure many people might have been a classic.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
A classic, and it was about geology. And it came
to my turn, and I was very confident, and I
was reading and I said grantee instead of granite, which
might not sound like it's that big of a deal,
but the entire class started laughing, and I I hung
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my head and I even defended the use of granty
and said, no.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
You guys are all wrong.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Double down.
Speaker 8 (30:08):
So from that day on, I knew I'd be a reader.
I'm mining in English here.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Nice. Wow.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I love literature.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
I love you know, learning about words because I could
never suffer the shame and I don't know another word
besides shame.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
If I can't be correct, I will make it correct.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yes, I will get a degree in grantee.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
So that's my some college grantees exactly.
Speaker 8 (30:36):
Now that might not sound too embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
But popcorn reading, you got it? Make rake.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
Time you know a word can it can be a
lot more than just the words and.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Times I can't.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
There's weight towards you know.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
There's way to words. Words are beautiful, you.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Know, and their weapons their you know about that, just
like how granty can be a bit light in your hands.
Speaker 9 (30:59):
You know.
Speaker 8 (30:59):
There's a there's a poem by shame as Heeney about
the how words are like a weapon. He says, snug
is a gun the pen rest snug is a gun
in his hand.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
So there you go.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Words are weapons.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
That's all I got.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
You guys, have any questions, I'm happy to go deeper.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Sure about some other where. There's some other rock related incidents,
like rock instead of Igneus, like.
Speaker 8 (31:30):
I mean, very possible, but none of them stuck with
me quite like granty and grantite. Yeah, it's kind of
it's still in my bones, I think, and still in
my blood.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
And when I wake up sometimes.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Really rocked you to your soul.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
That was a good one.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
I like that when I when I wake up, sometimes
I look at the ceiling and I just see granty.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Hey, it says granty on the ceiling.
Speaker 8 (31:58):
So I think the lesson to be learned is that
words are very powerful.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, should get one of those. You should get one
of those like wallstickers that says granty on it. And
then after just like sneak into your roommates room and
just take it to the wall. Well, when they wake
up they see granty at.
Speaker 8 (32:20):
The top of I think maybe they'd start minoring or
majoring in English and exactly so you know.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
You can introduce granty into their life.
Speaker 8 (32:29):
Be very careful when you use words. They can be destructive.
They can be weaponized against you.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Your self confidence could just be shattered.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
The third grade, like miss saying something to being an
English major. Pipeline is insane and quite common.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
It's quite common.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
It's not talked about enough many such cases.
Speaker 8 (32:51):
Yeah, you know, it might be overlooked, but it's really
something that I think as a society we should continue
to really focus on and try to highlight so that
people can we can stop English stop.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
It reminds me of a similar incident. I was playing
Minecraft at the ripe page of ten maybe, and I
was playing with my friends. My mom said it's dinner time,
and I typed in the chat to my friends, Oh,
I'll be it's dinner time. I'll be back in a sec.
But I didn't say seck. Sorry. No, I said it's
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dinner time. I'll be back in two sex sex and
I spelled it s E c S.
Speaker 10 (33:31):
I said, yeah, no, I just said the word sex.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
No, no, no, no, no, God will smite me.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
It was the worst day of my life.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
So s E c S.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
You spelled, you spelled, You spelled it correctly, but it
sounds like another word. And ten year old you just
was not having it, could.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Not handle it. Devastated man. We're we're unpacking trauma here.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah, that's and we're heroes and we just left that
man to deal with it.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
We're heroes for that.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
We opened the boxes, didn't do anything with it.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Left it there, lived on fire, kicked it. Yeah, to
take us. We have our next guests. So you guys
are saying that this is this is crazy.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
You just don't want to.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I get that. I get that.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
It's not a crime or anything.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Right before to pick up the mic so you can
put on the headphones if you want to.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
You'd like to listen to yourself light Hello, Welcome as
it sounds.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
I hear my.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
What do you guys name?
Speaker 3 (34:45):
I hear my fake Jeremiah. You're Jeremiah? All right? Should
all be Alex today.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Jeremiah and Alex supposedly.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Supposedly, I'm Grace theoretically hypothetic.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
You know.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Nice to meet you, guys, Nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
To meet some action. So what's up?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
What's going on? Doing? Me to go first? You over,
I'll run it.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
I'll run it, all right, let's let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
All right. So I kind of got inspired by the
story that he was telling me earlier. So I was
at Gold's gym, worked out all summer here. No, no, no,
this is back home. Just got some new pairs of
shorts right five inches in seam. I'm like, yes, yes, right,
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and I'm heading leg day my boys.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Sorry, can I ask what color the shorts were?
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Oh? They're purple. Now They're great. I still have them,
by the way, Okay, so we just got off squats,
did leg press like press was good. We're walking over
to leg extensions when all of a sudden, one of
my guys turns to me goes, dude, you ship yourself.
(36:02):
And I turned around in the mirror and realized I've
got the biggest ass sweat stain of my life because
I didn't realize that the material probably wouldn't matter when
I was picking, you know what to work out and
like these I could work out and just fine, like
something's gonna happen, but that those shorts were not meant
for that. And I had to go to the car
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because I was like, I'm not finishing this workout with
my whole ass covered in sweat, like this just looks wrong,
like I can't do it, a great terrible look, And
so I really had to go to my car. Luckily
I had another pair of shorts changed out, finished the
workout and uh yeah, not not my best moment. Not
my best moment.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
That is crazy. So what what led him to think
that it was shit? May I ask?
Speaker 3 (36:49):
I mean, I would say the same thing if I
saw a sweatstain O my guys, ass, I'd say the
same thing. Probably just fucking with me, But I mean
it was it was just bad. Yea terrible placement. Yeah, yeah,
not good.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
That's rough.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
I'm glad you had to change.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
I know you too, you too. For a second there,
I thought I was gonna work out in jeans. Luckily
that did not happen.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah, but you still have the shorts.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
I do. I still wear them. When do you wear
them when I'm not working out? Okay, and it's not hot,
you know, I'll throw them on you know.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
So those shorts won't be coming out for the rest
of the week.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Oh no, they're They're not coming out in the wreck ever.
It's not happening. Yeah, and not while it's hot. Probably
in the winter some at some point they'll make an appearance.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, good choice.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Purple pants do sound fire, though.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Oh they're great. I love them. I got a baited
to buying them off Instagram. The Instagram shop.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Got me nice but nice.
Speaker 8 (37:43):
But yeah, yeah, made you look like you yourself, made
me look like Instagram.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
You're right, you're right, but I don't.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
I don't have any shitting self stories. Honestly, wish I did,
it would be funny.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Okay, So I do have another one? Okay, just telling
him this. Luckily you know anonymous, so we can let
this one on air. Same story, same gym, and I
think it was right before workout, and I was like,
I I gotta take care of this shit before I
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like go in and take care of this. I'm in
the stall, you know, out doing my thing, and then
I look over and I'm like, fuck, there's no toilet paper.
And one of my guys was like, you know, working
out already. So I call him and I'm like trying
to get him to come in here and like either
get me a roll or like, just make sure no
one's in there if he's not picking up his phone,
because we don't usually work out with music or anything
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like that, so we don't know when people are talking
to us or what. And so I'm like, fuck it,
I've just got to go move stalls. And I was
like waiting to listen to when no one was there.
I opened the door and as I'm waddling, I fucking
make eye contact with this guy.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
He was changing.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Like God, Wow, this is just a great day for me,
isn't it. So you know, a lot of mishaps in
that gym, but it's a great one. So I keep
coming back geez.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
But but yeah, did you did you finish the Yeah?
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Yeah, obviously had to do what I had to do,
but committed to the bit. I had to commit obviously.
But yeah, those are my stories. I think we got
to hear out this guy right here.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Yeah, you're up all right?
Speaker 9 (39:26):
So something just came to mind, so wait, look you out.
I want to go viral for this.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
I'm all right, so choice.
Speaker 9 (39:39):
So I meet this girl on Snapchat and we were
snapping for a little bit and then when was this
This is like my senior year. Yeah, so we agreed
to hang out. Then I go I pick her up.
We were just like hanging out, like it was like
seven eleven, like Slurpy Day or something, so like we
got like a big as fucking Slurpy or it's nice
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like we're hanging out. And then we were like chilling
the parking lot for a little bit and then no,
this cop like comes in through the parking lot and
I was like fuck, like nothing's glad to happen, like
if this CoP's here, so like might as well just
like dip, So I dip out the parking lot, but
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I turned into the bus lane instead of the regular
lane for like a second, but then the girl's like, oh, like,
you're in the bus lane. So I turned quickly back
in there, and like a few blocks down, like the
cop wrings me up and I get pulled over. And
then he pulls me over. He's like, oh, you're in
the bus lane. I was like, oh, like, I'm sorry, officer,
blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
This is like eleven o'clock.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
So he's like, give me your ID or give me
your driver's license and proofing insurance. And then so I
give him the information and he comes back and he
tells me. He's like, oh, you're still on a provisional license,
like you're not allowed.
Speaker 9 (40:57):
To drive anyone under the like other age like twenty
five whatever. But mind you, I am not having I
do not have a provisional license. I already had my
California driver's lines for over a year.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
So like the.
Speaker 9 (41:08):
Cop was not supposed to give me that ticket, but
like he gave me the ticket because I don't know,
and I didn't understand the law at the time, Like
I didn't understand the like full like law of provisional licenses.
So he was like, yeah, you're gonna have to get
someone to like come drive you home, and he was
like it's not gonna be her either, and I was
like okay, Like fuck, so I like call my mom
like okay, mom, like and then my mom doesn't answer,
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So the girl has to call her mom, and then
her mom has to come pick us up on like
right outside a fucking parking lot.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Great looks. This is the first This is the first time.
Speaker 9 (41:44):
Meeting the girl and meeting the mom. It was a
little bad and then so yeah, a little awkward of
a ride back to the house because we drove back
to her house and then she drove me back to
my house and I had to leave my car there
for a night. But moral of the story is, never
spoke to that girl again, never hung out there again.
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It was the first and last time.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Happens.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
Yeah, it happens. The best thing you left.
Speaker 9 (42:10):
Yeah, but you know you move on, move on, huge
bum all right, I got another one too, So this
has actually happened a few times. It's one of the
reasons I don't use these pairs of underwear anymore. So
men's underwear has this like hole in the front where
like your dick can like come out and you try
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to pee, but uh, what's it called.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
It's like over the pedge or like through the time.
Speaker 9 (42:39):
I don't know what the name is, but I think
everyone knows we're talking about. Yeah, so that existed on
this pair of underwear. I had only that this one
had quite a mysterious hole that every single time that
I put them on, somehow, in some way when I
worked out my.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Uh, my dick would find a way out the hole.
Speaker 9 (42:59):
So whenever, uh, like, if I were already get pants
everything I did, uh maybe foreshadowing, but if I were.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
To that a little bit of a flash.
Speaker 9 (43:10):
So basically, I'm in the gym, get off the treadmill,
and then I'm like, Okay, what am I gonna do?
I'm walking over and like I find one of my
friends that like I'm really good friends with, and one
thing leads toween A. The other sky pants is me.
But luckily it's like a little bit in the corner.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
But like it's just like.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
You're saying, you're saying it pants is you, Like it's
like a normal is that a normal thing that happens
in gym's?
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (43:34):
One of you're best friends and just trying to fuck
with you? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so get pants
and a little bit of a flash for a second
or two, but you know, oh my god, you just
again live move on?
Speaker 2 (43:47):
How many witnesses?
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (43:50):
You know, I think I was too shell shocked to
really look around and just.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Focused entirely on you and your underwear.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (43:57):
I think most of the time was just uh allocated
to pulling my pants back up.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah. Man, that's like, pardon me, but that's so much
worse than like you just not wearing any underwear at all,
Like it just being out but your underwear is still on.
That's insane.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Yeah, it was just like it was just a tip too.
It's just a tip right outside.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Yeah, wind if I come in.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
Yeah, that's uh jeez, it's a pretty bad one.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah, a little fire podcast.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
Yeah, when's the next question?
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Fuck, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
It'll be in a couple of weeks. Do you guys
have any suggestions? The question changes every episode.
Speaker 9 (44:42):
It's usually like embarrassing stuff or like deep stuff, or.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Kind of goes all over the place.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
One episode we did like, you know, well, it's like
your best and worst Valentine's date. Another one was like,
what's some music that means a lot to you.
Speaker 9 (44:54):
Okay, you should do like, what's a piece of advice
that you've learned from your family that is like really
motivated you or trying in some way.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yeah, we did young yourself for you.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Don't buy underwear that yeah.
Speaker 9 (45:09):
Don't buy Haynes underwear that is athletic and black material.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yeah, truly. That's kind of the theme of today's episode.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Lots of piss, bodily function.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
Bodily function. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (45:23):
Also understand the California driver's license provisional license code so
you can don't drive, you know, don't drive in the
bus lane.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
That's a good one too.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Oh yeah, Well, thank you guys so much.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
For having us. Thank you signing out, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Yeah, Grace, nice to meet you, Alex and Jeremiah. I'm Laila.
Nice to meet you, Laila. So we hear you have
an embarrassing title to tale. I do.
Speaker 10 (45:58):
I have many, but okay, the one that came to
mind the most for.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Sure was junior year of high school.
Speaker 10 (46:05):
I was in the Modern United Nations program and we
did it was like a combined a push class. A
push is done all right, and my school gets out
super late, so my teacher is really funny and decides
that we are going to have a presidential debate, so
every single person has to pick a president. Of course,
I picked Donald Trump because obviously I have to figure
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out the voice. Obviously, so pick that out. Sorry, can
we hear a quick impression? China cum theres they're eating
the dogs, They're eating the cats.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
It's like a noon knows it better.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
No one knows it better. They're all commies. It's like,
I'm there, So I pick out the voice.
Speaker 10 (46:47):
I genuinely probably look like a schitzo practicing it over
and over and over again to myself, my friends.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
You're just getting in care anyone.
Speaker 10 (46:55):
In the general area, you know.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
I just keep going with the voice. So I figure
out the voice.
Speaker 10 (47:01):
And I was going against I forget what girl it was,
but there he was actually talking to me. Sam over there,
Shane Gillis, he does a really good trumpet.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
That so I absolutely ripped off one of his jokes
and I did it.
Speaker 10 (47:17):
It was it was I'm here to announce my campaign
slogan for the Dundy Dwenty for election. Make America great
and glorious and gigantic and greedy and greasy again. And
then like everyone's losing it. I finished that speech and
there was this guy before me, he's wonderful, and flicked
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his scarf around and like leaned on the table and
I was like, I'm copying you. I'm copying writer. So
I lean on the table and the table breaks like genuinely,
like no legs, like it shoots like this way, so
I genuinely fall over it, like as right after I
finished my thank everyone loses their minds and it was
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it just I think it added the cherry on top.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
I think that really just like that just really nailed.
Speaker 10 (48:07):
It, you know, just falling.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Yeah, everyone's going to remember that, you.
Speaker 10 (48:12):
Know, not really unrecognizable. You know, that's going to be
a memorable one.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Yeah, for sure, she's embarrassing, but I think the consequences
are good one hundred percent.
Speaker 10 (48:22):
It's definitely worth the flopping.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
You know, like when you fell, did you like continue
the voice like, oh no, I should have.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
I was actually like done.
Speaker 10 (48:32):
So then they were voting after and I did, in
fact win that one.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
I do remember that should Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Mean, like you falls better than me?
Speaker 10 (48:40):
No one, no one falls better than the Donald Trump,
not one, not anyone, not Gamala.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Wow, that's that's good. You should be doing that always.
Speaker 10 (48:51):
So unfortunately I do yeah, and that becomes the issue
is that I then my friends will record it, and
then it gets really bad because then I start getting
way too into it and then I start saying crazier.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Thanks, Sure, you know, should the usual.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
You're fine.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Whatever. You learn an impression and you just roll with it.
You just have to do it often often.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Yeah, I get it, you know. I I've spoken French
my entire life. I cannot do a French accent. I
understand like the desire to just like, oh, I can
do a funny accent and then just try and pull
it all the time.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
French accents are tough.
Speaker 10 (49:26):
French accents are tough.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
It's just I know the correct way to do it, so,
you know, it's hard to fuck it up.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
My friends and I have a bit where we go.
Uh are you saying? Chicken wing is something that I.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Have?
Speaker 10 (49:44):
My cigarettes, my my piece of chocolate, you know what else?
What else you want?
Speaker 3 (49:49):
You know?
Speaker 1 (49:50):
You you should be majoring in voice acting. Definitely.
Speaker 10 (49:53):
Not That would be porrible because then I would bother
every single person in my life.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Oh, they don't know what terrible pay a woman have passion,
I can't have passion.
Speaker 10 (50:03):
Yeah. No, My goal was I need to figure out
how to do commas so then I can go back
and forth.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yes with yourself just in the mirror.
Speaker 10 (50:09):
Yeah, just like like a crazy person. Ye know, just
like I'm slightly losing suirt.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
And I think if you say things is like I
was a prosecutor or. As a prosecutor, I arrested several people.
You really just work in the word prosecutor yourself.
Speaker 10 (50:24):
Yeah, I need to figure out her laugh like I
can't get it's like that, you get it, like it's
so funny.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Yeah, if we think we coconut tree exactly.
Speaker 10 (50:38):
Yeah, you got it as a prosecutor.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Do you think I fell out of a prosecutor?
Speaker 10 (50:43):
Out of a prosecutor? Dren you think I just fell
out of there?
Speaker 1 (50:47):
My favorite is.
Speaker 10 (50:48):
My Rudolph impression was so funny and she just was
like she was like, I'll hit you with one of
these and she does do that, like she just sits
there and she just like if you say something, she
just looks at you.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
I'm like, it's kind of true. That's it, am I Rudolph.
Speaker 10 (51:01):
She does a good Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
I want to be that good at it, but I'm
unfortunately not.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
I think another thing that will help your impression is
if you look like you're on the verge of like
just laughing at anything anything.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah. Yeah, I just sometimes I think about it.
Speaker 10 (51:14):
What is she actually saying, like the you exist from
which everything that came before?
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Like, what was she's trying to say?
Speaker 2 (51:22):
She's trying to be poetic, you know, trying to sound.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
Like, yeah, there's no way we could never be presidents,
so we would never understand.
Speaker 10 (51:29):
You know, sometimes I would decide, I'm like, maybe I'd
be just the best president because I just troll everyone.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Pretend she has a big brain by using big words,
but I don't need to photo sentences at all.
Speaker 10 (51:41):
Basically basically, yeah, no, the best I genuinely I was
watching the Baby and he just they're eating the Dougs.
They're eating the cats and dogs and Springfield.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Fun fact, Springfield, Ohio.
Speaker 10 (51:53):
That's where the Simpsons is, uh set, which makes this
so much better? Yes, like, of course, of course.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
It's I think the thing that killed me the most
during that debate was just like, mister Trump, basic yes
or no question. Do you have any plans for when
you become present. I have concepts of a plan.
Speaker 10 (52:14):
And her she's like he she has no plan, not one,
no plans, not not any She hasn't done anything. She's vp,
she can't do anything.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
But it's just like, you know, the I have concepts
of a plan was said like a teenager who's in trouble,
and you know they're just trying to sound like you know,
now I'm not in trouble, Like I know exactly what
I'm doing. I have a plan.
Speaker 10 (52:35):
My favorite thing is this new trend is that Donald
Trump should have been a drag queen or a teenage girl.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
Oh yeah, favorite quotes.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
And I'm like, you know what, I kind of see it.
Speaker 10 (52:44):
I mean like he just kind of starts getting mad
and then he just breaks.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
It's just really good at making up like really stupid
names for people like Rond sanctimonious.
Speaker 10 (52:52):
I like, how you know, he's just he's like a
little gossiper.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
It's really funny.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
I'm like, wow, what.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
Political leaders we have?
Speaker 3 (53:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (53:00):
What what a world. But the best thing is the
Trump impression goes so well across all specters of everybody. Truly,
everyone thinks it's funny.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
It's true. I'm ready, it's like it's like a British accent.
You know, you can just throw it anywhere it works.
Speaker 10 (53:15):
I've done it to the Rudio people all concerned.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 10 (53:18):
Done it to everyone else on every other side.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
SPECT think it's hilarious.
Speaker 10 (53:22):
Yeah, it's Trump voice impressions uniting the song.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
Yeah, and that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
Even when you're falling down the table.
Speaker 10 (53:29):
Even when you're falling down on the table, even when you
almost eat shit in front of your entire class, you know,
only the important stuff, only the importance stuff.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Thank you so much, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Story thanks, thank you. Yeah, have a great one. You too,
Welcome to Chatterbox.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm Grace, I'm Sebastian, and right now.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We're sitting on dexter Lon at cal Polly with nothing
but a fold out table, a few waters because it's
so hot today, and a sign that says the following.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
What is your most embarrassing moment? Because this is our
first time back after a nice hot summer. Yes, uh,
summer has followed us. It's still hot.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yes, it's fake fall right now. So yeah, we're hoping
that students walking by on campus here at cal Poly
will stop by and tell us their most embarrassing moment.
Last year we did this episode. It was a hoot.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, real banger, and we've If.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You missed that episode, I don't know, quick recap, Sebastian.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh there was so much. A lot of it was
sexually charged.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yes, uh, wet dreams, wet dreams, condoms at the super Bowl. Yeah,
you'll have to go check it out.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I think messed updates, messed up dates.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, so that that episode is on our Spotify, yeah,
if you want to ever listen to it. But a
last Today is a new day and we have more
embarrassing stories to share, hopefully, hopefully so Sebastian, did anything
embarrassing happened to you over the summer? H?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Not quite. I would say there's a few moments that
were like, you know, just kind of embarrassing ish, sure,
but I wouldn't say that those were the main focuses.
But every summer, my birthday is August eleventh, and at
some point in the summer I tried to do a
like big lunch dinner with three or four of my
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high school friends, you know, just have a good time,
some food for hours on end. And my friend Ian
went to the dinner and you know, it was at home.
We cooked up some poutine this time. That was pretty cool,
went really well, except you know, it's like I have
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work to go to tomorrow. I really should leave. And
then my buddy Andrew, he says, you can't just do
that to a guy on his birthday. It's like, what
do you mean guy on his birthday? And then after
we just started making fun of him of like, Ian,
what do you think this dinner is for? And he
just had his like he's just laughing his head off,
(02:16):
like face buried in his hands, like oh my god,
I forgot. Andrews just yelling, come on, we get together
one time every year doing the same exact thing. What
did you think it was? I thought it was just
a nice dinner Andrew, Oh my god, So you know,
no hard feelings or anything. It was funny as fuck.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
So he stayed for like extra time after come on
because he felt bad. Yeah, but uh.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Geez, so you weren't like hurt or anything.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
No, that's good. We were just we were just talking,
having a good time, and it was pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
So you know, it's not my embarrassing story. And I
just saw Ian on the bus in public again. But
it's fine.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Oh well, that's what he gets for forgetting your birthday.
I remembered your birthday. Did I tell you happy birthday?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
But I felt it my heart.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I'm sure you've believed. Yeah, not like you knew what
the actual date was or anything. Besides, the dinner was
on the tenth.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
What about you?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You got anyone you want to throw under the bus? Yourself? Perhaps?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You know I can't like you. Like, nothing hugely embarrassing
happened that I could think of this summer, But there did.
Something did happen this summer, which is the source of
a lot of smaller embarrassing things. And that's that I
started a new job in like a totally professional corporate
environment and as just a twenty one year old's little,
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tiny baby girl, I'm just a tiny baby, you know,
Like that environment's not for me. So I feel like
a lot of things I do, I end up embarrassing
myself because I'm like, oh my god, all my coworkers
are forty.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
But it's all okay though, because you know, you're new.
They know that. Yeah, you know, if there's some extra pressure, yeah, yeah,
I personally don't think I could last very long in
a lot of professional settings, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I tend to run my mouth. That's probably not going
to go super well.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Deadlines are a myth.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah. I remember one one moment actually specifically, I was
I was assigned the work of one of my coworkers
and she's like been there for a while, and her
job is seemingly a lot more complicated and difficult than
mine and requires a lot of time management and a
(04:40):
lot of different elements that are different from what I do.
And she called out sick that day, so they're like, Grace,
you're up, you got this.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I was like, ah, Okay, well did you got it?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh, let me tell you, Sebastian. Because I'm also a
tiny baby, brand new in this work environment, I for
some reason feel like I can ask for help because
that's a sign of weakness. It's not that's so that's
such a stupid way of thinking. So I didn't ask
for any help. And so everything went terribly and horribly
and awfully, and everything burned. And so it came time
(05:16):
for like this full day project that I was assigned
to do to manifest and to be like presented to
the world. And it was. It was a disaster. It
was a disaster. Stuff wasn't in on time, stuff was
misspelled being broadcast on TV. Misspelled. Really, I misspelled the
word death.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Come on, how'd you misspell it? Deep?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Deep?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh deepase.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And then the one of like the top guys that's
been at that at that workplace for like twenty years,
maybe he comes out to give me a constructive criticism
for what I did that day. And I was already like,
oh my god, I'm the worst person in the whole world.
I'm so bad at my job. And it comes up
to me and like really nicely, he's like, hey, I
(06:04):
just wanted to give you, like a heads up about this,
we should do this differently, and I was like choking
back tears, and but I thought I was hiding it
really well and so I was like, oh, yeah, thanks,
and my voice.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Cracked and I was like, oh my god, sure now.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
And then he was like, oh, are you okay? And
I was like no, No, worst thing to say to
somebody when they're on the virgin.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Tears, So everything okay.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Oh my god. So yeah, that was. That was pretty
from an outside perspective, it's just sad. But for me,
it was very embarrassing. And I think I've recovered since,
but yeah, it was. It was pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Rough day.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It's a rough day. Yeah. We have our first guest
on the twenty twenty four five.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Hello, yeah, yeah, so you're gonna sit down, you can
hold the microphone, you can put on the headphones if
you want to hear better. And then after a week.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
And oh my gosh, it's so cool and what's your name.
I'm Amy Amy. Nice to meet.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'm Sebastian Grace.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Amy.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Feel free to try out the headphones. Do they work?
Sometimes we have technical You have.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
A microphone, you're working to you're fine, okay, do hey happy?
So we hear you have an embarrassing story to tell us,
I do. I don't really know.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
It's really out there, but a little closer.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
So it was sophomore year of high school. I asked
this guy out to my sophomore formal.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
It's kind of like for the winter, was it like
was it like this stadie Hawkins? Is that what it's called,
like where all the girls ask the guys or not?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
You Just like I was just brave for like the
formal one. I think he told me jokingly and I
said yes. So we ended up going and stuff, and
then I wore decided to wear like this really nice
red dress.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
We went to go eat like kibachi.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Have you guys ever?
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Like had like I was really cook in.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Front of you.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
So we went there and I like literally was so
nervous because like one, I was asking this guy like
to the dance and stuff, and then two like I
literally stayed in my dress because I was so sick,
so so so stressed. So my mon's was like like
hit out of nowhere that day and that was so embarrassing.
So did go well though, I guess I think it
did go well. I had an extra dress I didn't
(08:34):
I don't know why I didn't end up getting it
and stuff. So I just had to like walk around
like the whole line, just like carrying my dress.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
My date was like help.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Luckily my mom was there and so she like ran
to the store. I got a couple of things and
so like we tried to clean it up and stuff,
but it was just, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I kind of thought like the dress was stird wheeling.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, yeah, definitely, so definitely one of my most embarrassing
moments up there.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Oh my goodness. Man, Like I feel like there's so
many embarrassing period stories, especially you're not gonna be able
to contribute at all.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Sometimes I just can't do anything.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, but yeah that, oh my goodness, that definitely happens.
I don't know if I could top that. But something
similar when I went to prom in high school. Okay,
it was with this guy. I'd like never gotten any
dates before, and this guy asked me a prom and
I was.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
And so I was like layering upon layering upon, layering
deodorant on right before before I went out, because I
was like, I'm gonna need this and sweat my ass off,
and I got there and we're taking prompt pictures and
they're like, put your arm around him. I was like, okay,
I did that. I took my arm off, huge white
black suit and I was like, oh my, that's what
(09:43):
was Really. You need to make some better Jodorans out there.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I know it's insane, like guy's Yodurant says like, yeah,
leave no marks, and I take off my shirts like
the marks in there.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, false advertising exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Keep using it because I've paid for it.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
But yeah, you like doing ask whatever happened with your
date that you went on?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
So I actually did end up dating him my very
first like month of college, and yeah, we're no longer together.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
But that's okay, that's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Relationship, good relationship. It was so good.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Good. We leave it behind. Yeah, except when we bring
it up on the podcast, right.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, it can go your like dating resume.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Oh story.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yes, well, thank you so much, Amy, Thank you so much,
so nice, thank you. Thanks. That was a good story period.
Staying on an important occasion is always killer. Hey Sam,
so what do you have to it's our next guest, Sam.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Wow, it's nice to be back on shatter box. Heyding
heat and black pants. Yeah, you know, not the best
dressed for this weather, sure, but it's okay, all right.
So sweatstains, you say, yeah, same story. For some reason,
I heard your deodorant staying story. You're just sharing as
more of a sweatstain thing. I was kind of, you know,
a little bit of distance away. It reminded me of
(11:13):
I was at my friend's Kinsania my junior year of high.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
School and sixteen seventeen.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, around that I was sixteen. It was like me,
I was like her only guy friend. She's like one
of the guy friends. I was like a bunch of
girls and me were like invited to this Kinsania and
they're like taking photos and I was like, oh, this
like they're taking like a like a girl's photo, and
it'd be funny if like, oh, I'm the only guy here.
What if I went to a guy's photo and it's
just me right? So I was like, right, that is
a funny idea.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
That's pretty funny. Yeah, So I go and do that,
and like one of the photos, I was like, oh,
putting my arm around my friend. And as I do that,
everyone laughs like extremely, like more than they should. And
I was like, that's good, do that, you know, but
that's okay. And then they print out the photo and
I look and I have the biggest sweat stain under
(12:03):
my pit. Oh my god, Like I've never sweated more.
I never sweat more. Yeah, I was like, oh my goodness,
bullet back. That's why they laughed so hard.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
May I ask like, how deep at least.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
The second rib, you know, like that was like it
was covering some ground on the shirt. How is the recovery?
I think I recovered pretty well. Yeah, you know, just
laughed it off, made a joke about it, like, wow,
that's pretty bad. Huh, moved on with the with the Kingsania.
But in that moment, I was damn pretty embarrassed that
(12:37):
I stay hydrated. Yeah, I stay hydrated.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
It's kind of a flex.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
What can I say if you're hey.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You have a healthy immune system?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Not right now.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I've been a little sick recently. Yeah, all right, it
looks like we get some more people walking around now
back to fishing. Maybe, Thank you so much. Free story so, oh,
no problem, thanks for having me on guys. Of course, hope.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I'm I called you the podcast father. Oh, I have
a crazy story actually, Oh my goodness, Oh I blocked
this out of my mind. I haven't told this and
so all right, so this is this is reversing. Okay.
So when I was when I was eleven years old,
(13:21):
I was in a community theater production of the play
The King and I and it was in my hometown
of Glendale, Los Angeles. Interesting interesting play to do actually
because like the majority of the cast was white and
(13:42):
it's a play about like like Asia. Oh, so I
played a royal child.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Anyway, he's a king or were you I?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Well, you know it was the King and I.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Oh, oh, I was the king child, one of them.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
He had.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
The King had many wives. I was one of the
wives children. Anyways, so it was like me and I
want to say, like eight other kids maybe that were
all royal children in this play. And one of the
kids happened to be do you know the show Modern Family?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Vaguely? Yeah, So there's.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
A girl and Modern Family. She plays the character Lily, right,
and she's in that TV show and she she was
for like the whole TV show, right, So she was
in that TV show and she was in the play. Also,
I was acting alongside of her. Oh, and I'm sure
she seems like a lovely, lovely, lovely person right now.
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She seems so kind and lovely and talented. But when
she was eight years old and I was eleven, hey,
she was a little bit mean to me. She's a
little mean and we had to gi yeah, and we
had to do a dance during the King and I
where we all shook hands with the royal children, and
she was sat next to me and she shook my hand,
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and hey, it was my first play. I was nervous,
and sometimes when I'm nervous, I swept through my hands.
So what sue me? It wasn't really an issue up
until that point. I was just nervous, so I swept
through my hands, and so I shook her hand. And
then we went backstage afterwards, and I heard her gossiping
with her other eight year old actor friends, and I
was like, hey, I'll read what's going on. She was like,
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your hands are so sweaty. I was like, oh cool, Sebastian.
Ever since that day, ten years later, my hands are clammy, sweaty,
clammy always forever, there isn't. It's very very rare that
my hands are normal.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Devastated by a child, three.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Youngers, devastated, devastated by an eight year old.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
It was heartbreaking, truly, you were eleven. You should have
been bullying, though.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I know, but she was like this big actress.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
You were doing your She was this.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Big eight year old actress and I was just a shy,
little eleven year old and she said my hands were sweaty,
and so they stayed sweaty for ten years, never got better,
and counting yeah and counting, yeah, yes, that's that's an
embarrassing story. There is all this talk of like embarrassing
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moments and stuff, but something I've realized in the past school,
starting in the past few weeks, we're both technically fourth
years now. Yeah, this is my last year, and I feel.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Like I'm gonna be doing this a lot next year.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I feel like having that seniority. I didn't expect this
to have been in college. I definitely felt this in
high school. But having this seniority and being a fourth
year and being like, yeah, I'm a seasoned campus goer,
I feel like a lot of embarrassment that I normally
would have as of my younger self kind of went away,
like on the first day of school, I was going
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to a class and I knew the building, but I
couldn't find the number. Turns out was because I got
the number wrong. So I went to this one class
that I thought was it, and I went in. I
was late, so everybody's already sat down, the teacher was talking.
I went and walked in front of the class and
then sat down, and then the teacher was like, I
think I've had some of you in my class before.
It was nutrition three ten, and I was like, okay, no,
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this is not this is not history the lure of
the sea. So I stood up and I walked out
of the classroom. And normally I would have been like
red in the face and so embarrassed, but I wasn't
at all. I was like, yeah, suck it up, guys,
I'm a fourth year, so.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, yeah, I have I was. My instinct nowadays is
kind of like the I don't really have like a
concrete name for it, but at this moment, they'd call
it like the give up policy or like the concede
policy of like all right, well, things will reach a
certain point that it's out of my hands, or like
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you know, it's not worth it, and I'm able to
recognize that. So I'm just going to concede and then
after move on. Like when I do my school work,
it's like the deadline is like tonight and it's gonna
take me hours to do this supposedly one hour long
assignment that I have to start now. I can see,
I'll go work now or sit down in the wrong
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class of like you know what, I need to actually
get to the real class, otherwise I might lose my
seats because I'm absent on the first day. I give up.
I can see, I'm just gonna be late to the
first class. Sure, sure, even you know, I sat down
didn't even look at the board and was just staring
at my phone for class to start. And then it's
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I have like those aren't the that's not the classroom
I'm supposed to be and just walk out. Yeah, that's
a good policy.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
So it's either like you can see in favor of
like doing good things like getting school work done, or
is it always like good things that you can see too?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, okay, like you know, like I I got to
do it, or like you know, I'm feeling tired today,
but you know, I there's a Smash Bros. Tournament going on.
I concede I would rather go to that tournament, even
though I'm a little tired because interacting with those people
and you know, like, you know, just getting future opportunities
(19:18):
from just doing that I think is way better than
just I'm feeling tired. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yeah, yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
So you know, I can see a bit of my
like uh sleep too, going to a tournament and having
fun with that instead.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I always try and frame it too. It's a good thing,
but also, you know, sometimes it's a bad thing. It's
just like, you know what, it's gonna happen, it's gotta happen.
Do it now you won't have to deal with it later.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, been pretty good that way.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
That's good. That's very good. Hello, Oh my goodness, Hello,
do all three of you want to be on it?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
All three?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Just one?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Two?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Sad coward.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yay, good for you, Good for you guys.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
It takes one but want one seconds to think of something. Yeah,
you probably got that a lot. I'm sorry. It's just
it's like the easy it's probably the easiest name to
make a pun out of.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Anyways, the mics you can put on headphones if you like.
Sometimes it's fun like ASMR experience.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
A SMR is the right lettering, but you know, pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Well, welcome, Welcome to chatterbox.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Don't forget your microphone.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
You guys, what are your names?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I'm Kilan.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
K Juan High, I'm Sebastian.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I'm Grace to me too. So I hear one or
both of you have an embarrassing story to tell.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
I have.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Yeah, it's like it actually didn't happen to me, happen
to someone I know, but we were just talking over
there and it like inspired me to think of something.
I was like, Okay, So my friend had gone on
a she agreed to go on a date. And she
never gets picked up on dates for the purpose of like,
you know, if it's bad, like you can leave, Like
she just gets in her.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Current leaves, you know.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
Yeah, And so this one time she's like, okay, I
guess like you guys can pick me up or whatever.
And so her date and then their friends picked her
up and they went to the beach the pier Pismo
Peer yeah, per And I guess the guy was in exactly.
He was very talkative, like it was I guess he was.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
You know, he had something to drink, so he was
like talking.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
Yeapping, and so I guess he's like telling Yeah, he
was telling his whole life story, you know, sob story everything,
like just getting deep, getting to the point of like
who he was and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
And it was him and her and all of his friends.
Speaker 7 (22:05):
No, I guess it's just him and her like sitting
on like a bench. His friends were like, oh, I
don't know, doing guy stuff. I guess yeah. Yeah, And
so I guess like they were talking and then he
like starts to cry and she's like oh, She's like okay,
you know, like it's okay, and he gets up, walks
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to the edge of the pier just starts peeing into
the ocean, like just straight up like this is like
she was like, what how to get all I guess,
you know, like the tears.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
It's just like.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
And so yeah, she was like what do I do? Like,
oh my god, like this is so bad, and like,
I honestly, I don't even know how she ended up
like addressing the situation. But it's pretty embarrassing on his part,
I guess, and just being there.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I would be like him, it's pretty bad. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, so k just throwing your friends state under the bus.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
Yeah, you know, it's pretty We were talking about just
being inspired and you know, inspiring where.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
No good question.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
She just told me the embarrassinged date, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I like that is crazy. Yeah, it's It's like sometimes
crying on a date can be like cute and fun,
but first date in the public, the pier.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I don't know. I'm just a little more concerned about the.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, you know, the peeing in the ocean is crazy.
That's insane. Yeah, I mean like she could have just
joined him. Didn't know, didn't know what you think of that?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Like crying, honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I tried to rationalize, couldn't do that. I don't know.
That's insane. So how how is she now?
Speaker 7 (23:59):
How she Yeah, you know, she's she's thriving, she's she's
out in about my friend doesn't into the ocean. That
did not go anywhere?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Not move forward?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
That's good? And what about you wan? Do you have
any I really don't, to be honest, just here for.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
The right one. It's just a perfect man.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, yeah, nothing wrong. Yeah, Well, thank you guys so much.
Thank you for your story. Godless, thank you you as well,
and she's brave. Welcome chatterbox. What are your guys names?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I'm Garrett, Garrett Amy.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Ay, sorry, miss heard. I'm Grace.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I'm Sebastian.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
How do you guys know each other?
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Brother sister?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
You both go to awesome? So cool. Sorry, I hear
Garrett that you have an embarrassing story.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
It's horrible.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Okay, it's a little bit of a long one. Actually
happened to this morning. And what's funny is we were
talking about it, and we're walking by and we saw
the sign and we were both laughing, and then we
walked back and then yeah, he called us over.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
You got caught by the fisherman.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
I got caught.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, it happened for this reason.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
So this morning, there's this girl that I've liked for
a while, and she runs and I don't, but I
wanted to spend time with her, so I asked her
if she wanted to run. So I got some running shorts,
very light colored running shorts, and went on a run.
We went and got some coffee and I drank the
whole thing because I was really thirsty, which is a
terrible idea. And then we were walking slash running back
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to my house and we're like talking in front of
my house, just kind of having good conversation, and I
didn't want to end it, but I really had to
use the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Oh gosh, you did it, And I ended up clicking
my pants a little bit, and I was like trying
to awkwardly like face away from her as I was
like still trying to be polite because she's like in
the middle of sharing like a really important story.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
And yeah, it was really really embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
And I still don't know if she saw it or not,
but I texted her after and she said she like
would love to go on a run again or something.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
You're so either way it's a win.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
Either she didn't see it or she did and she's okay,
so piss her off.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah literally literally, Yeah, it was really bad.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
That is insane.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Goodness, gracious, any commentary me.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
That's hilarious. And I hope she sees this. Yeah, yeah,
this is like jumping the gun totally. But like, if
you guys were like to get married and spend the
rest of your lives together, do you think you would
ever tell her that this happened.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
That's a good question.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Just pulling out like the oh yeah, your dad pissed
on our first state thing would be pretty crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
It would be crazy.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
So maybe not.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Maybe if there's like some relatable context that I could
pull out.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
I might do it.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
But yeah, confession, Yeah, on the.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Confessionney, I have to tell you.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
That's that's pretty awesome though that you're like, she's into that.
I'm going to force myself.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, saying times if she's into that and
new yeah, who confesses pants.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
I will be buying black running shorts as soon as possible.
So yeah, especially for next time.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
It's pretty hot these days, though you know it might
be dangerous.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
That's true about like some light blue.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
They were light blue, so still and still it showed
to use the bathroom pour water yourself.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Yeah, that's that's what I was thinking that I should
have done that.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, so next time, a few pants in front of her.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Because there will be the next time.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
It will be a next time.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
The thing next week, like when when she's about to
say something funny, go for a sip of water and
then after just like spill it all over yourself. Like
when when she hits the punchline, she'll never suspect nice.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Nice, may I ask, what are you going to like?
Throw the shorts away? Keep them as memento.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
They're in the laundry machine right now, so it'll go again.
See if they smell. Probably won't hopefully put a little.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Like I turned it in there. But yeah, that's good.
They will hang him up on the wall.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I don't know, just nail it, yeah, give him the her.
It means a lot to me that you go running with.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
I want you to have them.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Yeah, it'll be very meaningful.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yes, that's a good idea. That was an awesome story.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
It's so much super embarrassing of course very recent too.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Oh yeah, fresh on the mind. I would say, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You got anything to compete with that.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I have nothing to compete with that.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
That's you two have been living together for who knows
how long, and you.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Got you got about each other.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
But that's about it. Yikes.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, well, thank you, guys got worse.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, thank you for coming by. Yeah, of course, best
of love.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
So I hear our next guest, I hear you went
to high school, Sam.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
I did go to high school, Sam. We went to
Santa Monica High school, you got anything.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Were you there for the Kingston incident?
Speaker 3 (29:02):
No, it was not.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
It's pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 8 (29:05):
It's actually it's actually I would love to hear about it.
But it's actually a pretty big high school, so we
never really cross paths. But I saw him around, you know,
he's hard to miss.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, so you do have an embarrassing story.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
Though I have an embarrassing story. It might not be
like as hard hitting as some of the other ones,
but I'll try to rationalize it to why it was embarrassing,
why it was affmative experience. So into the store in
third grade, we were doing popcorn reading.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I'm sure many people might have been a classic.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
A classic, and it was about geology. And it came
to my turn, and I was very confident, and I
was reading and I said grantee instead of granite, which
might not sound like it's that big of a deal,
but the entire class started laughing, and I I hung
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my head and I even defended the use of granty
and said, no.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
You guys are all wrong.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Double down.
Speaker 8 (30:08):
So from that day on, I knew I'd be a reader.
I'm mining in English here.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Nice. Wow.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I love literature.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
I love you know, learning about words because I could
never suffer the shame and I don't know another word
besides shame.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
If I can't be correct, I will make it correct.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yes, I will get a degree in grantee.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
So that's my some college grantees exactly.
Speaker 8 (30:36):
Now that might not sound too embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
But popcorn reading, you got it? Make rake.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
Time you know a word can it can be a
lot more than just the words and.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Times I can't.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
There's weight towards you know.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
There's way to words. Words are beautiful, you.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Know, and their weapons their you know about that, just
like how granty can be a bit light in your hands.
Speaker 9 (30:59):
You know.
Speaker 8 (30:59):
There's a there's a poem by shame as Heeney about
the how words are like a weapon. He says, snug
is a gun the pen rest snug is a gun
in his hand.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
So there you go.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Words are weapons.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
That's all I got.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
You guys, have any questions, I'm happy to go deeper.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Sure about some other where. There's some other rock related incidents,
like rock instead of Igneus, like.
Speaker 8 (31:30):
I mean, very possible, but none of them stuck with
me quite like granty and grantite. Yeah, it's kind of
it's still in my bones, I think, and still in
my blood.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
And when I wake up sometimes.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Really rocked you to your soul.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
That was a good one.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
I like that when I when I wake up, sometimes
I look at the ceiling and I just see granty.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Hey, it says granty on the ceiling.
Speaker 8 (31:58):
So I think the lesson to be learned is that
words are very powerful.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, should get one of those. You should get one
of those like wallstickers that says granty on it. And
then after just like sneak into your roommates room and
just take it to the wall. Well, when they wake
up they see granty at.
Speaker 8 (32:20):
The top of I think maybe they'd start minoring or
majoring in English and exactly so you know.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
You can introduce granty into their life.
Speaker 8 (32:29):
Be very careful when you use words. They can be destructive.
They can be weaponized against you.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Your self confidence could just be shattered.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
The third grade, like miss saying something to being an
English major. Pipeline is insane and quite common.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
It's quite common.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
It's not talked about enough many such cases.
Speaker 8 (32:51):
Yeah, you know, it might be overlooked, but it's really
something that I think as a society we should continue
to really focus on and try to highlight so that
people can we can stop English stop.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
It reminds me of a similar incident. I was playing
Minecraft at the ripe page of ten maybe, and I
was playing with my friends. My mom said it's dinner time,
and I typed in the chat to my friends, Oh,
I'll be it's dinner time. I'll be back in a sec.
But I didn't say seck. Sorry. No, I said it's
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dinner time. I'll be back in two sex sex and
I spelled it s E c S.
Speaker 10 (33:31):
I said, yeah, no, I just said the word sex.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
No, no, no, no, no, God will smite me.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
It was the worst day of my life.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
So s E c S.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
You spelled, you spelled, You spelled it correctly, but it
sounds like another word. And ten year old you just
was not having it, could.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Not handle it. Devastated man. We're we're unpacking trauma here.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Yeah, that's and we're heroes and we just left that
man to deal with it.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
We're heroes for that.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
We opened the boxes, didn't do anything with it.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Left it there, lived on fire, kicked it. Yeah, to
take us. We have our next guests. So you guys
are saying that this is this is crazy.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
You just don't want to.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I get that. I get that.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
It's not a crime or anything.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Right before to pick up the mic so you can
put on the headphones if you want to.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
You'd like to listen to yourself light Hello, Welcome as
it sounds.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
I hear my.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
What do you guys name?
Speaker 3 (34:45):
I hear my fake Jeremiah. You're Jeremiah? All right? Should
all be Alex today.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Jeremiah and Alex supposedly.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Supposedly, I'm Grace theoretically hypothetic.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
You know.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Nice to meet you, guys, Nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
To meet some action. So what's up?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
What's going on? Doing? Me to go first? You over,
I'll run it.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
I'll run it, all right, let's let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
All right. So I kind of got inspired by the
story that he was telling me earlier. So I was
at Gold's gym, worked out all summer here. No, no, no,
this is back home. Just got some new pairs of
shorts right five inches in seam. I'm like, yes, yes, right,
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and I'm heading leg day my boys.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Sorry, can I ask what color the shorts were?
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Oh? They're purple. Now They're great. I still have them,
by the way, Okay, so we just got off squats,
did leg press like press was good. We're walking over
to leg extensions when all of a sudden, one of
my guys turns to me goes, dude, you ship yourself.
(36:02):
And I turned around in the mirror and realized I've
got the biggest ass sweat stain of my life because
I didn't realize that the material probably wouldn't matter when
I was picking, you know what to work out and
like these I could work out and just fine, like
something's gonna happen, but that those shorts were not meant
for that. And I had to go to the car
(36:23):
because I was like, I'm not finishing this workout with
my whole ass covered in sweat, like this just looks wrong,
like I can't do it, a great terrible look, And
so I really had to go to my car. Luckily
I had another pair of shorts changed out, finished the
workout and uh yeah, not not my best moment. Not
my best moment.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
That is crazy. So what what led him to think
that it was shit? May I ask?
Speaker 3 (36:49):
I mean, I would say the same thing if I
saw a sweatstain O my guys, ass, I'd say the
same thing. Probably just fucking with me, But I mean
it was it was just bad. Yea terrible placement. Yeah, yeah,
not good.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
That's rough.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
I'm glad you had to change.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
I know you too, you too. For a second there,
I thought I was gonna work out in jeans. Luckily
that did not happen.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah, but you still have the shorts.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
I do. I still wear them. When do you wear
them when I'm not working out? Okay, and it's not hot,
you know, I'll throw them on you know.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
So those shorts won't be coming out for the rest
of the week.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Oh no, they're They're not coming out in the wreck ever.
It's not happening. Yeah, and not while it's hot. Probably
in the winter some at some point they'll make an appearance.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, good choice.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Purple pants do sound fire, though.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Oh they're great. I love them. I got a baited
to buying them off Instagram. The Instagram shop.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Got me nice but nice.
Speaker 8 (37:43):
But yeah, yeah, made you look like you yourself, made
me look like Instagram.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
You're right, you're right, but I don't.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
I don't have any shitting self stories. Honestly, wish I did,
it would be funny.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Okay, So I do have another one? Okay, just telling
him this. Luckily you know anonymous, so we can let
this one on air. Same story, same gym, and I
think it was right before workout, and I was like,
I I gotta take care of this shit before I
(38:17):
like go in and take care of this. I'm in
the stall, you know, out doing my thing, and then
I look over and I'm like, fuck, there's no toilet paper.
And one of my guys was like, you know, working
out already. So I call him and I'm like trying
to get him to come in here and like either
get me a roll or like, just make sure no
one's in there if he's not picking up his phone,
because we don't usually work out with music or anything
(38:38):
like that, so we don't know when people are talking
to us or what. And so I'm like, fuck it,
I've just got to go move stalls. And I was
like waiting to listen to when no one was there.
I opened the door and as I'm waddling, I fucking
make eye contact with this guy.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
He was changing.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Like God, Wow, this is just a great day for me,
isn't it. So you know, a lot of mishaps in
that gym, but it's a great one. So I keep
coming back geez.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
But but yeah, did you did you finish the Yeah?
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Yeah, obviously had to do what I had to do,
but committed to the bit. I had to commit obviously.
But yeah, those are my stories. I think we got
to hear out this guy right here.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Yeah, you're up all right?
Speaker 9 (39:26):
So something just came to mind, so wait, look you out.
I want to go viral for this.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
I'm all right, so choice.
Speaker 9 (39:39):
So I meet this girl on Snapchat and we were
snapping for a little bit and then when was this
This is like my senior year. Yeah, so we agreed
to hang out. Then I go I pick her up.
We were just like hanging out, like it was like
seven eleven, like Slurpy Day or something, so like we
got like a big as fucking Slurpy or it's nice
(40:01):
like we're hanging out. And then we were like chilling
the parking lot for a little bit and then no,
this cop like comes in through the parking lot and
I was like fuck, like nothing's glad to happen, like
if this CoP's here, so like might as well just
like dip, So I dip out the parking lot, but
(40:22):
I turned into the bus lane instead of the regular
lane for like a second, but then the girl's like, oh, like,
you're in the bus lane. So I turned quickly back
in there, and like a few blocks down, like the
cop wrings me up and I get pulled over. And
then he pulls me over. He's like, oh, you're in
the bus lane. I was like, oh, like, I'm sorry, officer,
blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
This is like eleven o'clock.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
So he's like, give me your ID or give me
your driver's license and proofing insurance. And then so I
give him the information and he comes back and he
tells me. He's like, oh, you're still on a provisional license,
like you're not allowed.
Speaker 9 (40:57):
To drive anyone under the like other age like twenty
five whatever. But mind you, I am not having I
do not have a provisional license. I already had my
California driver's lines for over a year.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
So like the.
Speaker 9 (41:08):
Cop was not supposed to give me that ticket, but
like he gave me the ticket because I don't know,
and I didn't understand the law at the time, Like
I didn't understand the like full like law of provisional licenses.
So he was like, yeah, you're gonna have to get
someone to like come drive you home, and he was
like it's not gonna be her either, and I was
like okay, Like fuck, so I like call my mom
like okay, mom, like and then my mom doesn't answer,
(41:30):
So the girl has to call her mom, and then
her mom has to come pick us up on like
right outside a fucking parking lot.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Great looks. This is the first This is the first time.
Speaker 9 (41:44):
Meeting the girl and meeting the mom. It was a
little bad and then so yeah, a little awkward of
a ride back to the house because we drove back
to her house and then she drove me back to
my house and I had to leave my car there
for a night. But moral of the story is, never
spoke to that girl again, never hung out there again.
(42:05):
It was the first and last time.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Happens.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
Yeah, it happens. The best thing you left.
Speaker 9 (42:10):
Yeah, but you know you move on, move on, huge
bum all right, I got another one too, So this
has actually happened a few times. It's one of the
reasons I don't use these pairs of underwear anymore. So
men's underwear has this like hole in the front where
like your dick can like come out and you try
(42:33):
to pee, but uh, what's it called.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
It's like over the pedge or like through the time.
Speaker 9 (42:39):
I don't know what the name is, but I think
everyone knows we're talking about. Yeah, so that existed on
this pair of underwear. I had only that this one
had quite a mysterious hole that every single time that
I put them on, somehow, in some way when I
worked out my.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Uh, my dick would find a way out the hole.
Speaker 9 (42:59):
So whenever, uh, like, if I were already get pants
everything I did, uh maybe foreshadowing, but if I were.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
To that a little bit of a flash.
Speaker 9 (43:10):
So basically, I'm in the gym, get off the treadmill,
and then I'm like, Okay, what am I gonna do?
I'm walking over and like I find one of my
friends that like I'm really good friends with, and one
thing leads toween A. The other sky pants is me.
But luckily it's like a little bit in the corner.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
But like it's just like.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
You're saying, you're saying it pants is you, Like it's
like a normal is that a normal thing that happens
in gym's?
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (43:34):
One of you're best friends and just trying to fuck
with you? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so get pants
and a little bit of a flash for a second
or two, but you know, oh my god, you just
again live move on?
Speaker 2 (43:47):
How many witnesses?
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (43:50):
You know, I think I was too shell shocked to
really look around and just.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Focused entirely on you and your underwear.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (43:57):
I think most of the time was just uh allocated
to pulling my pants back up.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah. Man, that's like, pardon me, but that's so much
worse than like you just not wearing any underwear at all,
Like it just being out but your underwear is still on.
That's insane.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Yeah, it was just like it was just a tip too.
It's just a tip right outside.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Yeah, wind if I come in.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
Yeah, that's uh jeez, it's a pretty bad one.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah, a little fire podcast.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
Yeah, when's the next question?
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Fuck, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
It'll be in a couple of weeks. Do you guys
have any suggestions? The question changes every episode.
Speaker 9 (44:42):
It's usually like embarrassing stuff or like deep stuff, or.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Kind of goes all over the place.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
You know.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
One episode we did like, you know, well, it's like
your best and worst Valentine's date. Another one was like,
what's some music that means a lot to you.
Speaker 9 (44:54):
Okay, you should do like, what's a piece of advice
that you've learned from your family that is like really
motivated you or trying in some way.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yeah, we did young yourself for you.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Don't buy underwear that yeah.
Speaker 9 (45:09):
Don't buy Haynes underwear that is athletic and black material.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yeah, truly. That's kind of the theme of today's episode.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Lots of piss, bodily function.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
Bodily function. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (45:23):
Also understand the California driver's license provisional license code so
you can don't drive, you know, don't drive in the
bus lane.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
That's a good one too.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Oh yeah, Well, thank you guys so much.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
For having us. Thank you signing out, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Yeah, Grace, nice to meet you, Alex and Jeremiah. I'm Laila.
Nice to meet you, Laila. So we hear you have
an embarrassing title to tale. I do.
Speaker 10 (45:58):
I have many, but okay, the one that came to
mind the most for.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Sure was junior year of high school.
Speaker 10 (46:05):
I was in the Modern United Nations program and we
did it was like a combined a push class. A
push is done all right, and my school gets out
super late, so my teacher is really funny and decides
that we are going to have a presidential debate, so
every single person has to pick a president. Of course,
I picked Donald Trump because obviously I have to figure
(46:26):
out the voice. Obviously, so pick that out. Sorry, can
we hear a quick impression? China cum theres they're eating
the dogs, They're eating the cats.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
It's like a noon knows it better.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
No one knows it better. They're all commies. It's like,
I'm there, So I pick out the voice.
Speaker 10 (46:47):
I genuinely probably look like a schitzo practicing it over
and over and over again to myself, my friends.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
You're just getting in care anyone.
Speaker 10 (46:55):
In the general area, you know.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
I just keep going with the voice. So I figure
out the voice.
Speaker 10 (47:01):
And I was going against I forget what girl it was,
but there he was actually talking to me. Sam over there,
Shane Gillis, he does a really good trumpet.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
That so I absolutely ripped off one of his jokes
and I did it.
Speaker 10 (47:17):
It was it was I'm here to announce my campaign
slogan for the Dundy Dwenty for election. Make America great
and glorious and gigantic and greedy and greasy again. And
then like everyone's losing it. I finished that speech and
there was this guy before me, he's wonderful, and flicked
(47:41):
his scarf around and like leaned on the table and
I was like, I'm copying you. I'm copying writer. So
I lean on the table and the table breaks like genuinely,
like no legs, like it shoots like this way, so
I genuinely fall over it, like as right after I
finished my thank everyone loses their minds and it was
(48:03):
it just I think it added the cherry on top.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
I think that really just like that just really nailed.
Speaker 10 (48:07):
It, you know, just falling.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Yeah, everyone's going to remember that, you.
Speaker 10 (48:12):
Know, not really unrecognizable. You know, that's going to be
a memorable one.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Yeah, for sure, she's embarrassing, but I think the consequences
are good one hundred percent.
Speaker 10 (48:22):
It's definitely worth the flopping.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
You know, like when you fell, did you like continue
the voice like, oh no, I should have.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
I was actually like done.
Speaker 10 (48:32):
So then they were voting after and I did, in
fact win that one.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
I do remember that should Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Mean, like you falls better than me?
Speaker 10 (48:40):
No one, no one falls better than the Donald Trump,
not one, not anyone, not Gamala.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Wow, that's that's good. You should be doing that always.
Speaker 10 (48:51):
So unfortunately I do yeah, and that becomes the issue
is that I then my friends will record it, and
then it gets really bad because then I start getting
way too into it and then I start saying crazier.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Thanks, Sure, you know, should the usual.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
You're fine.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Whatever. You learn an impression and you just roll with it.
You just have to do it often often.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Yeah, I get it, you know. I I've spoken French
my entire life. I cannot do a French accent. I
understand like the desire to just like, oh, I can
do a funny accent and then just try and pull
it all the time.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
French accents are tough.
Speaker 10 (49:26):
French accents are tough.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
It's just I know the correct way to do it, so,
you know, it's hard to fuck it up.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
My friends and I have a bit where we go.
Uh are you saying? Chicken wing is something that I.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Have?
Speaker 10 (49:44):
My cigarettes, my my piece of chocolate, you know what else?
What else you want?
Speaker 3 (49:49):
You know?
Speaker 1 (49:50):
You you should be majoring in voice acting. Definitely.
Speaker 10 (49:53):
Not That would be porrible because then I would bother
every single person in my life.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Oh, they don't know what terrible pay a woman have passion,
I can't have passion.
Speaker 10 (50:03):
Yeah. No, My goal was I need to figure out
how to do commas so then I can go back
and forth.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yes with yourself just in the mirror.
Speaker 10 (50:09):
Yeah, just like like a crazy person. Ye know, just
like I'm slightly losing suirt.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
And I think if you say things is like I
was a prosecutor or. As a prosecutor, I arrested several people.
You really just work in the word prosecutor yourself.
Speaker 10 (50:24):
Yeah, I need to figure out her laugh like I
can't get it's like that, you get it, like it's
so funny.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Yeah, if we think we coconut tree exactly.
Speaker 10 (50:38):
Yeah, you got it as a prosecutor.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Do you think I fell out of a prosecutor?
Speaker 10 (50:43):
Out of a prosecutor? Dren you think I just fell
out of there?
Speaker 1 (50:47):
My favorite is.
Speaker 10 (50:48):
My Rudolph impression was so funny and she just was
like she was like, I'll hit you with one of
these and she does do that, like she just sits
there and she just like if you say something, she
just looks at you.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
I'm like, it's kind of true. That's it, am I Rudolph.
Speaker 10 (51:01):
She does a good Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
I want to be that good at it, but I'm
unfortunately not.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
I think another thing that will help your impression is
if you look like you're on the verge of like
just laughing at anything anything.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah. Yeah, I just sometimes I think about it.
Speaker 10 (51:14):
What is she actually saying, like the you exist from
which everything that came before?
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Like, what was she's trying to say?
Speaker 2 (51:22):
She's trying to be poetic, you know, trying to sound.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
Like, yeah, there's no way we could never be presidents,
so we would never understand.
Speaker 10 (51:29):
You know, sometimes I would decide, I'm like, maybe I'd
be just the best president because I just troll everyone.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Pretend she has a big brain by using big words,
but I don't need to photo sentences at all.
Speaker 10 (51:41):
Basically basically, yeah, no, the best I genuinely I was
watching the Baby and he just they're eating the Dougs.
They're eating the cats and dogs and Springfield.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Fun fact, Springfield, Ohio.
Speaker 10 (51:53):
That's where the Simpsons is, uh set, which makes this
so much better? Yes, like, of course, of course.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
It's I think the thing that killed me the most
during that debate was just like, mister Trump, basic yes
or no question. Do you have any plans for when
you become present. I have concepts of a plan.
Speaker 10 (52:14):
And her she's like he she has no plan, not one,
no plans, not not any She hasn't done anything. She's vp,
she can't do anything.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
But it's just like, you know, the I have concepts
of a plan was said like a teenager who's in trouble,
and you know they're just trying to sound like you know,
now I'm not in trouble, Like I know exactly what
I'm doing. I have a plan.
Speaker 10 (52:35):
My favorite thing is this new trend is that Donald
Trump should have been a drag queen or a teenage girl.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
Oh yeah, favorite quotes.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
And I'm like, you know what, I kind of see it.
Speaker 10 (52:44):
I mean like he just kind of starts getting mad
and then he just breaks.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
It's just really good at making up like really stupid
names for people like Rond sanctimonious.
Speaker 10 (52:52):
I like, how you know, he's just he's like a
little gossiper.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
It's really funny.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
I'm like, wow, what.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
Political leaders we have?
Speaker 3 (53:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (53:00):
What what a world. But the best thing is the
Trump impression goes so well across all specters of everybody. Truly,
everyone thinks it's funny.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
It's true. I'm ready, it's like it's like a British accent.
You know, you can just throw it anywhere it works.
Speaker 10 (53:15):
I've done it to the Rudio people all concerned.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 10 (53:18):
Done it to everyone else on every other side.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
SPECT think it's hilarious.
Speaker 10 (53:22):
Yeah, it's Trump voice impressions uniting the song.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
Yeah, and that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
Even when you're falling down the table.
Speaker 10 (53:29):
Even when you're falling down on the table, even when you
almost eat shit in front of your entire class, you know,
only the important stuff, only the importance stuff.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Thank you so much, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Story thanks, thank you. Yeah, have a great one. You too,
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