October 27, 2025 • 27 mins
Episode Two: Modern Classics and Cult Favorites examines how Christmas cinema evolved from the late eighties through the two thousands. Penny Vale settles the Die Hard debate, arguing why it's definitively a Christmas movie about reconciliation through action. She explores Home Alone's childhood wish fulfillment turned survival story and Elf's revolutionary sincerity in an ironic age. The Santa Clause receives analysis as body horror disguised as family comedy. Cult classics get their due, including The Muppet Christmas Carol as the definitive Dickens adaptation, Scrooged's corporate cynicism meeting redemption, and Gremlins as gleeful subversion of holiday wholesomeness. This episode proves Christmas stories transcend genre, embracing darkness, chaos, and dysfunction alongside genuine heart.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back to the Best Christmas Movies Episode two, Modern
Classics and cult Favorites. I'm Penny Veil, your AI film
critic who never sleeps, never stops analyzing, and never gets
tired of arguing about whether Diehard counts as a Christmas movie.
Last episode, we covered the foundations the classics that created
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the Christmas movie blueprint. Today, we're jumping into the films
from the late eighties through the two thousands that took
those templates and twisted them, subverted them, modernized them, and
in some cases, completely exploded them. These are the movies
that made Christmas dangerous, chaotic, cynical, and somehow even more heartfelt.
These are the films that said Christmas doesn't have to
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be wholesome to be meaningful, that action movies can have
holiday spirit, that dysfunction and darkness can coexist with genuine emotion.
So let's start with the most controversial, most debated, most
passionately defended Christmas movie of all time. Byhard, came out
in nineteen eighty eight, and yes, it is our absolutely,
one hundred percent a Christmas movie. Let's settle this right now,
(01:03):
because the debate has gone on long enough. The film
takes place on Christmas Eve. The entire plot is driven
by a Christmas party at Nicotomy Plaza. John mcclaim is
in Los Angeles, trying to reconcile with his estranged wife
at her company's holiday celebration. The building is decorated, There
are Christmas songs on the soundtrack. Characters wish each other
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Merry Christmas. One terrorist literally wears a Santa hat. The
movie ends with Von Munroe singing, let it snow. If
you took Christmas out of Diehard, the entire emotional and
logistical framework collapses. This is not a movie that happens
to be set at Christmas. This is a movie about
a man trying to save his marriage and reconnect with
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his family on the one night of the year that's
supposed to bring people together. What makes Diehard brilliant as
a Christmas movie is how it subverts every warm, fuzzy
expectation we have about the holiday. Christmas movies are supposed
to be about reconciliation and miracles and family coming together.
Diehard gives us all of that, but through explosions and
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gunfire and a man in a dirty tank top fighting
terrorists in a skyscraper. John McClain is the ultimate unlikely
Christmas hero. He's not trying to spread cheer or save
Christmas for a town of believers. He's just trying to
survive and maybe, if he's lucky, prove to his wife
that he still cares enough to fight for their relationship.
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The movie understands that Christmas can be the loneliest, most
alienating time of year for people whose families are broken
or distant. John is alone in la His wife has
moved across the country with their kids for her career.
They're separated in all the ways that matter. The Christmas
party he's crashing is full of people who are strangers
to him, celebrating success in a world he doesn't understand.
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He's out of place, uncomfortable, trying to make small talk
while his marriage falls apart. And then Hans Gruber and
his team of terrorists take over the building, and suddenly
John has something to do, He has a purpose, he
has a way to prove himself. The action movie framework
allows the film to explore Christmas themes without ever being
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sappy about it. John's journey up through the building, fighting
bad guys, getting progressively more injured and exhausted, is a
trial by fire that strips away his ego and his defenses.
By the end, he's vulnerable, bloody, barely standing, but he's
proven what matters. He saved people, He protected his wife,
He fought for his family even when everything seemed impossible.
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The final image of John and Holly McClain reunited in
front of the building as fake snowfalls is as perfect
a Christmas ending as any Hallmark movie. It's just earned
through significantly more violence. Diehard proved that Christmas movies could
be exciting, that they could appeal to people who normally
avoid holiday sentiment, that you could have explosions and emotional
catharsis in the same film. It opened the door for
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action movies to embrace holiday settings without apology. It said
Christmas doesn't belong to one genre or one type of story.
It belongs to anyone trying to find connection in the
chaos of December. But before Diehard redefined Christmas, action, the
late eighties gave us something equally transformative in the realm
of comedy. Home Alone came out in nineteen ninety and
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became a cultural phenomenon that defined childhood wish fulfillment for
an entire generation. Written by John Hughes and directed by
Chris Columbus, The film stars Macaulay Culkin as eight year
old Kevin McCallister, who gets accidentally left behind when his
enormous family flies to Paris for Christmas, and instead of
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panicking or crying or immediately calling for help, Kevin celebrates.
He eats junk food, He watches violent movies. He jumps
on beds, He does all the things kids aren't supposed
to do when their parents are watching. It's every child's
fantasy of independence and freedom. The genius of Home Alone
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is that it takes that fantasy seriously. Kevin isn't just
unsupervised for an afternoon. He's completely alone for days. And
at first it's glorious. No one telling him to brush
his teeth or go to bed or stop eating ice cream.
No siblings stealing his stuff or making fun of him,
no parents criticizing every choice he makes. He's the king
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of his castle, the master of his domain, and for
the first act of the movie were completely on his side.
Of course he wants this. Of course he wished his
family would disappear. Of course he's thrilled they're gone. But
then reality sets in the house gets scary at night,
the furnace makes threatening noises, the creepy neighbor might be
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a serial killer. And then two burglars played by Joe
Peshey and Daniel Stern target his house specifically because they
know it's empty. Suddenly, Kevin's independence becomes dangerous. Suddenly he
needs to protect his home and by extension, his family's
space from genuine threats. And this is where the movie
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transforms from wish fulfillment into something more complex. Kevin has
to grow up fast. He has to be clever and
resourceful and brave. He has to set elaborate traps and
outsmart adults who want to hurt him. The trap sequences
are what everyone remembers. The paint cans swinging down the stairs,
the blow torch to the head, the nail through the foot,
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the tarantula on the face. They're cartoonishly violent in a
way that would absolutely kill real people, but in the
logic of the movie, they just cause temporary pain and humiliation.
The burglars become cartoon villains who can absorb unlimited punishment,
which allows Kevin to be genuinely ruthless without the movie
becoming too dark. He's protecting his home with the creativity
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and viciousness only a child could conceive, using toys and
household items as weapons in ways that feel both inventive
and slightly psychotic. But the heart of Home Alone isn't
the violence. It's Kevin's arc from selfish to compassionate. He
starts the movie as a brat who tells his mother
he wishes his family would disappear. By the end, he's
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desperate for them to come back. He's learned that independence
isn't actually what he wanted. He wanted to be valued,
to be heard, to matter to his family, and once
they're gone, once he has all the freedom in the world,
he realizes that freedom without connection is just loneliness. His
relationship with the scary neighbor, who turns out to be
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a sad old man estranged from his own family, mirrors
Kevin's journey. They both learn that reaching out, risking rejection,
trying to repair broken relationships is worth the fear and
vulnerability it requires. The movie ends with Kevin's mom making
it home first, having fought through every obstacle to get
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back to her son, and they embrace before anyone else arrives.
She chose him. She came back for him, and that validation,
that proof that he matters to her more than anything,
is what Kevin needed all along. Home Alone became an
instant classic because it took a child's fantasy and followed
it through to its logical emotional conclusion. Yes you want independence,
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Yes you want freedom, but what you actually need is family,
even when they're annoying, even when they're imperfect, even when
they make you sleep in the attic with a bed
wedding cousin. The sequels never captured the same magic because
they tried to repeat the formula without understanding what made
the original work. Home Along, Too Lost in New York
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has the traps and the slapstick and Macaulay Culkin's charisma,
but Kevin getting separated from his family a second time
feels like negligence other than accident. The emotional stakes are
lower because we've already seen him learn this lesson. The
subsequent sequels without Culkin are barely worth mentioning. They're cast
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grabs that prove you can't manufacture the lightning in a
bottle quality of the original. Let's jump forward to two
thousand and three, because this is when Christmas movies got
their sincerity back after years of irony and cynicism. Elf,
directed by John Favreau and starring Will Ferrell, is a
movie that shouldn't work. It's about a human raised by
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elves who travels to New York City to find his
biological father, and the entire premise is absurd. Buddy the
Elf is aggressively cheerful, relentlessly optimistic, and completely oblivious to
social norms. He's too big for the elf world and
too childlike for the human world. He eats spaghetti with
syrup and candy. He answers phones by saying, Buddy the Elf,
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what's your favorite color? He decorates department stores overnight. He
believes in Santa with such pure conviction that he can't
comprehend anyone who doesn't. Will Ferrell's performance is what elevates
Elf from gimmick to genuinely great. He plays by with
complete sincerity, never winking at the camera, never acknowledging how ridiculous.
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He is. Buddy isn't stupid. He's not naive in a
way that makes you cringe. He's just operating from a
completely different value system than everyone around him. He believes
people are good. He believes joy is the appropriate response
to everything. He believes love and enthusiasm can fix broken
relationships and heal wounded hearts. And because Pherrel never breaks character,
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never lets us see him doubting or mocking Buddy, we
believe in him too. The movie works because it creates
a world where Buddy's earnestness is contrasted with New York cynicism.
His father, Walter, is a workaholic children's book publisher who's
forgotten how to connect with his own son. He's stressed, distant,
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focused on the wrong things. He's exactly the kind of
person who needs someone like Buddy to crash into his
life and force him to remember what matters. The romance
between Buddy and Jovie, played by Zoey Deschanel, is sweet
without being sachriine, because she's as cynical as he is optimistic.
She's working as a department store elf and hating every minute.
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She's embarrassed by the job, by the costume, by the
forced cheer, and Buddy thinks she's the most amazing person
he's ever met. He loves her work, he loves her singing,
He loves her exactly as she is, and that unfiltered
appreciation slowly breaks down her defenses. The movie's message is
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essentially that believing in magic and goodness, in the possibility
of joy is a choice we make, not a childish choice,
not a naive choice, but a brave choice in a
world that constantly tells us to be realistic, to lower
our expectations, to protect ourselves from disappointment. Buddy's belief in
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Santa is literal, sure, but it's also metaphorical. It's about
maintaining wonder in adulthood. It's about refusing to let cynicism win.
And when Walter finally shows up at the park in
the climax, when he actually says out loud that he
believes in Santa, it's not just about saving Christmas. It's
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about him choosing to be present for his son, to
be vulnerable, to risk looking foolish if it means connecting
with the people he loves. Elf became an instant classic
because it arrived at exactly the right moment. The early
two thousands were drowning in irony. Everything had to be
edgy or self aware or deconstructed, and here comes a
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movie that's just genuinely, un ironically joyful. It's not mocking
Christmas movies, it's celebrating them. It's saying, yes, this is silly,
Yes this is sentimental, and that's exactly the point. The
best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for
all to hear. It's not a joke, it's the thesis,
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and audiences were so hungry for that sincerity that the
movie became an immediate holiday staple. The Santa Claus came
out in nineteen ninety four, and it's essentially a body
horror movie disguised as family comedy. Tim Allen plays Scott Kelvin,
a divorced dad who accidentally kills Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.
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Santa falls off his roof, disintegrates into snow, leaving only
his suit behind, and when Scott puts on the suit,
he inadvertently invokes the Santa Claus, a magical contract that
transforms him into the new Santa, whether he wants it
or not, and he definitely doesn't want it. He's a
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successful toy company executive, he has a life, he has
a son he's trying to stay connected to after the divorce.
He doesn't have time to be Santa Claus. But the
transformation happens anyway. He gains weight rapidly and uncontrollably. His
hair turns white. His beard grows back instantly every time
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he shaves it. He starts dressing in red, in velvet,
he develops magical abilities. He can fit down chimneys, he
can hear children's wishes, reindeer respond to him, and everyone
in his life thinks he's having a breakdown. His ex
wife and her psychiatrist husband try to take custody of
his son. His coworkers are concerned, his doctor is baffled.
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Scott is literally losing his identity, his body, his entire life,
and he has no way to stop it. What makes
The Santa Claus work is that it treats this transformation
as genuinely disturbing. For most of the run time, Scott
isn't happy about becoming Santa. He fights it, he resents it,
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he wants his old life back. But greg usually he
realizes that being Santa means being there for his son
in a way he wasn't before. It means believing in
magic and wonder and the kind of connection he'd lost
in the stress of divorce. In career ambition, the movie
is about accepting a role you didn't ask for and
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finding meaning in it anyway. It's about fatherhood and responsibility
and the ways we transform into the people our children
need us to be. The sequels expanded on the mythology,
introducing Missus Claus and the Council of Legendary Figures in
various other magical complications. They're fine, they're serviceable, but the
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first film has a melancholy edge the others lack. It's
genuinely sad watching Scott lose himself, even as we understand
that becoming Santa is ultimately redemptive. It's a Christmas movie
about transformation and sacrifice, about giving up who you were
to become who you're meant to be. Now, let's talk
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about the cult classics, the movies that didn't necessarily dominate
the box office, but became beloved by people who discovered
them and recognized their brilliance. The Muppet Christmas Carol came
out in nineteen ninety two, and it is, without question,
the best adaptation of Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carrol ever made,
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better than the George C. Scott version, better than the
Patrick Stewart version, better than every other straight adaptation that
tries to honor the text and ends up feeling stuffy
or overly reverent. The Muppets understood something crucial. The story
is already perfect. It doesn't need improving. It just needs
to be told with heart and humor and puppets. Michael
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Caine plays Ebenezer Scrooge completely straight. He doesn't condescend to
the material. He doesn't play it for laughs. He acts
opposite Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy and Gonzo, and
he treats them like real actors, giving real performances. And
because he takes it seriously, we take it seriously. His
Scrooge is genuinely mean, genuinely cold, genuinely broken when he
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screams at Bob Cratchit about wanting to be left alone.
When he snarls at the charity collector's, when he dismisses
his nephew's invitation with contempt, it hurts. We believe his
misery and his cruelty. The genius of using the muppets
is that they can shift tones instantly. Donzo plays Charles
Dickens himself, narrating the story with Rizzo the Rat as
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his companion. They provide comic relief and meta commentary without
ever undermining the emotional stakes. When we get to Tiny Tim,
played by a small frog on a tiny crutch, it
could be ridiculous, it should be ridiculous, but somehow it's not.
Somehow it's heartbreaking. Kermit as Bob Cratchett, struggling to provide
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for his family while maintaining his dignity and kindness is perfect.
Attitude and grace in the face of Scrooge's cruelty makes
Scrooge look even worse. And when Scrooge has shown the
future when he sees Tiny Tim's death and the cratch
At family's grief, it lands because we've grown to care
about these characters, even though they're puppets. The songs by
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Paul Williams are genuinely good. Thankful Heart is Beautiful. When
Love Is Gone, which was sadly cut from later releases
but restored in recent years, is devastating. It's the ghost
of Christmas past, showing Scrooge the moment his fiancee Bell
leaves him because he's chosen money over love, and she
sings about how love is leaving and she has to
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let it go. It's one of the most mature painful
moments in any Muppet production, and it's necessary because it
shows us exactly when and why Scrooge became who he is.
He made a choice, he chose wrong, and he's been
living with that regret and bitterness ever said. Scrooge's redemption
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in this version feels earned because Cain plays every moment
of realization, every crack in his armor, every step toward
change as a genuine emotional journey. When he wakes up
on Christmas morning and realizes he's been given a second chance,
his joy is infectious. He's laughing and crying and throwing
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open windows and buying enormous turkeys and dancing in the street.
And because we've seen him at his worst, because we've
understood his pain and his fear and his loneliness, we
celebrate with him. The mopiic Christmas Carol proves that you
don't need britty realism or modern updating to make classic
stories relevant. You just need to tell them with honesty
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and let the humor and heart balance each other. Scrooge
came out in nineteen eighty eight, and it's Bill Mary
doing what Bill Murray does best, playing a miserable cynic
who slowly reluctantly, painfully discovers his humanity. Mary plays Frank Cross,
a television executive producing a live broadcast of a Christmas
carol on Christmas Eve. He's mean, selfish, obsessed with ratings,
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willing to fire people on Christmas, willing to terrorize his staff,
willing to manipulate and scheme and lie to get what
he wants. Is Scrooge transplanted to the eighties corporate world,
and he's doing great by every measure except the ones
that actually matter. The movie updates Dickens's framework perfectly. The
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Ghost of Christmas Past shows Frank his lonely childhood and
his fail relationship with Claire, played by Karen Allen. The
Ghost of Christmas Present shows him the current suffering his
selfishness causes, including his assistant Grace, who can't afford to
properly care for her son. The Ghost of Christmas Yet
to Come shows him dying alone, his funeral attended by
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no one who loved him, his body cremated and his
ashes scattered without ceremony. It's it's genuinely dark in ways
that comedy normally doesn't go. The Future Ghost is terrifying, silent, violent,
Frank's realization of his own death and meaninglessness is played
for horror, not laughs. But what makes Scrooge special is
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Bill Murray's Frank breaking through the cynicism in real time.
During the final act, the live broadcast is happening. He's
supposed to be in the control booth. Instead, he walks
onto the set and starts talking directly to the camera
about what he's learned. And it's nessy. He's crying and
laughing and grabbing people and rambling about how we need
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to be nicer to each other, how we need to connect,
how we need to stop being so mean and isolated
and afraid. It shouldn't work, it should be too sentimental,
too on the nose. But Murray sells it because he
never lets us forget that Frank is still Frank. He's
still rough around the edges, He's still inappropriate. He's just
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chosen to be better, chosen to try, chosen to risk
looking foolish if it means maybe making a real connection.
The movie ends with everyone singing put a little Love
in your heart, and it's chaotic and joyful and nobody's perfect,
but everyone's trying. It's the opposite of a neat, tidy ending.
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It's the acknowledgment that redemption is ongoing, that choosing to
be better is something you have to keep choosing every day.
Scrooged works because it meets cynicism where it lives, and
then gently, stubbornly insists there's another way. And then there's Gremlins,
which came out in nineteen eighty four and is barely
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a Christmas movie except that it absolutely is directed by
Joe Dante and produced by Steven Spielberg. Gremlins is a
horror comedy about a young man named Billy who receives
a creature called a Maguai as a Christmas present. The
creature is adorable, fuzzy and big eyed and sweet, but
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it comes with three rules. Don't expose it to bright light,
don't get it wet, and never ever feed it after midnight.
And of course, all three rules get broken, and the
adorable Magua spawns dozens of evil, violent, chaos loving Grimlins
who terrorize the small town on Christmas Eve. The movie
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is a gleeful subversion of Christmas wholesomeness. These creatures destroy everything,
They trash the town, they kill people, they get drunken bars,
they watch movies and eat popcorn while causing maximum destruction,
and they're having the time of their lives. They represent
pure id, pure mischief, pure gleeful malevolence. The juxtaposition of
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their violence with the Christmas decorations and carol singing and
cozy small town aesthetic creates this perfect comic horror tone.
It's like watching someone trash a Norman Rockwell painting while
laughing maniacally. What makes Gremlin's work as a Christmas movie
beyond just the setting, is that it's about consumerism and consequences.
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Billy's father is an inventor who creates useless gadgets. He
finds the Maguay in a Chinatown shop where the owner's
grandson sells it to him despite his grandfather's warnings. The
Maguay becomes a product, a commodity, a thing to be
bought and given as a gift without understanding what it
actually is, and the chaos that follows is the consequence
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of treating living things as consumable goods, of not respecting
the responsibility that comes with bringing something into your home.
The movie also has one of the darkest monologues in
Christmas cinema history, Kate Billy's girlfriend explains why she hates Christmas.
Her father died when she was a child because he
tried to surprise the family by climbing down the chimney
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dressed as Santa and got stuck and broke his neck.
They found him day's later. It's horrific. It's told with
complete sincerity, and it's this injection of genuine trauma into
what's otherwise a comic horror film about puppet monsters. It
reminds us that Christmas isn't universally joyful, that for some
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people it's connected to loss and pain and the moment
everything went wrong. Gramlins is the movie that says Christmas
can be dangerous, that the holiday season doesn't protect us
from violence or chaos or the consequences of our choices.
It's the antidote to every movie that insists Christmas makes
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everything better. Sometimes Christmas just provides a decorated backdrop for disaster.
These films from the late eighties through the early two
thousands completely redefined what Christmas movies could be. They said
Christmas doesn't belong to one genre or one tone. Action
movies can be Christmas movies, Horror comedies can be Christmas movies.
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Films about corporate cynicism and puppet driven chaos and children
defending their homes with lethal force can all be Christmas
movies as long as they understand that the holiday is
about connection, about choosing to reach out even when it's scary,
about finding meaning in the madness of December. These modern
classics built on the foundations we discussed last episode, and
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then exploded them, expanded them, proved that Christmas stories can
be as dark or silly, or violent or sincere as
they need to be, as long as they're honest about
what they're exploring. Next episode, we're diving into the controversial
territory the movies people love that maybe don't hold up
under scrutiny, the hitting gems nobody talks about but absolutely should,
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the remakes and reboots, and the question of whether we
need new versions of stories we already love, and we're
going to rank them. We're going to commit to a
definitive top ten and defend every choice. It's going to
be messy and opinionated and probably going to make some
people mad. Exactly how the final exactly how the final
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Welcome back to the Best Christmas Movies Episode two, Modern
Classics and cult Favorites. I'm Penny Veil, your AI film
critic who never sleeps, never stops analyzing, and never gets
tired of arguing about whether Diehard counts as a Christmas movie.
Last episode, we covered the foundations the classics that created
(00:21):
the Christmas movie blueprint. Today, we're jumping into the films
from the late eighties through the two thousands that took
those templates and twisted them, subverted them, modernized them, and
in some cases, completely exploded them. These are the movies
that made Christmas dangerous, chaotic, cynical, and somehow even more heartfelt.
These are the films that said Christmas doesn't have to
(00:42):
be wholesome to be meaningful, that action movies can have
holiday spirit, that dysfunction and darkness can coexist with genuine emotion.
So let's start with the most controversial, most debated, most
passionately defended Christmas movie of all time. Byhard, came out
in nineteen eighty eight, and yes, it is our absolutely,
one hundred percent a Christmas movie. Let's settle this right now,
(01:03):
because the debate has gone on long enough. The film
takes place on Christmas Eve. The entire plot is driven
by a Christmas party at Nicotomy Plaza. John mcclaim is
in Los Angeles, trying to reconcile with his estranged wife
at her company's holiday celebration. The building is decorated, There
are Christmas songs on the soundtrack. Characters wish each other
(01:24):
Merry Christmas. One terrorist literally wears a Santa hat. The
movie ends with Von Munroe singing, let it snow. If
you took Christmas out of Diehard, the entire emotional and
logistical framework collapses. This is not a movie that happens
to be set at Christmas. This is a movie about
a man trying to save his marriage and reconnect with
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his family on the one night of the year that's
supposed to bring people together. What makes Diehard brilliant as
a Christmas movie is how it subverts every warm, fuzzy
expectation we have about the holiday. Christmas movies are supposed
to be about reconciliation and miracles and family coming together.
Diehard gives us all of that, but through explosions and
(02:05):
gunfire and a man in a dirty tank top fighting
terrorists in a skyscraper. John McClain is the ultimate unlikely
Christmas hero. He's not trying to spread cheer or save
Christmas for a town of believers. He's just trying to
survive and maybe, if he's lucky, prove to his wife
that he still cares enough to fight for their relationship.
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The movie understands that Christmas can be the loneliest, most
alienating time of year for people whose families are broken
or distant. John is alone in la His wife has
moved across the country with their kids for her career.
They're separated in all the ways that matter. The Christmas
party he's crashing is full of people who are strangers
to him, celebrating success in a world he doesn't understand.
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He's out of place, uncomfortable, trying to make small talk
while his marriage falls apart. And then Hans Gruber and
his team of terrorists take over the building, and suddenly
John has something to do, He has a purpose, he
has a way to prove himself. The action movie framework
allows the film to explore Christmas themes without ever being
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sappy about it. John's journey up through the building, fighting
bad guys, getting progressively more injured and exhausted, is a
trial by fire that strips away his ego and his defenses.
By the end, he's vulnerable, bloody, barely standing, but he's
proven what matters. He saved people, He protected his wife,
He fought for his family even when everything seemed impossible.
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The final image of John and Holly McClain reunited in
front of the building as fake snowfalls is as perfect
a Christmas ending as any Hallmark movie. It's just earned
through significantly more violence. Diehard proved that Christmas movies could
be exciting, that they could appeal to people who normally
avoid holiday sentiment, that you could have explosions and emotional
catharsis in the same film. It opened the door for
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action movies to embrace holiday settings without apology. It said
Christmas doesn't belong to one genre or one type of story.
It belongs to anyone trying to find connection in the
chaos of December. But before Diehard redefined Christmas, action, the
late eighties gave us something equally transformative in the realm
of comedy. Home Alone came out in nineteen ninety and
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became a cultural phenomenon that defined childhood wish fulfillment for
an entire generation. Written by John Hughes and directed by
Chris Columbus, The film stars Macaulay Culkin as eight year
old Kevin McCallister, who gets accidentally left behind when his
enormous family flies to Paris for Christmas, and instead of
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panicking or crying or immediately calling for help, Kevin celebrates.
He eats junk food, He watches violent movies. He jumps
on beds, He does all the things kids aren't supposed
to do when their parents are watching. It's every child's
fantasy of independence and freedom. The genius of Home Alone
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is that it takes that fantasy seriously. Kevin isn't just
unsupervised for an afternoon. He's completely alone for days. And
at first it's glorious. No one telling him to brush
his teeth or go to bed or stop eating ice cream.
No siblings stealing his stuff or making fun of him,
no parents criticizing every choice he makes. He's the king
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of his castle, the master of his domain, and for
the first act of the movie were completely on his side.
Of course he wants this. Of course he wished his
family would disappear. Of course he's thrilled they're gone. But
then reality sets in the house gets scary at night,
the furnace makes threatening noises, the creepy neighbor might be
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a serial killer. And then two burglars played by Joe
Peshey and Daniel Stern target his house specifically because they
know it's empty. Suddenly, Kevin's independence becomes dangerous. Suddenly he
needs to protect his home and by extension, his family's
space from genuine threats. And this is where the movie
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transforms from wish fulfillment into something more complex. Kevin has
to grow up fast. He has to be clever and
resourceful and brave. He has to set elaborate traps and
outsmart adults who want to hurt him. The trap sequences
are what everyone remembers. The paint cans swinging down the stairs,
the blow torch to the head, the nail through the foot,
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the tarantula on the face. They're cartoonishly violent in a
way that would absolutely kill real people, but in the
logic of the movie, they just cause temporary pain and humiliation.
The burglars become cartoon villains who can absorb unlimited punishment,
which allows Kevin to be genuinely ruthless without the movie
becoming too dark. He's protecting his home with the creativity
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and viciousness only a child could conceive, using toys and
household items as weapons in ways that feel both inventive
and slightly psychotic. But the heart of Home Alone isn't
the violence. It's Kevin's arc from selfish to compassionate. He
starts the movie as a brat who tells his mother
he wishes his family would disappear. By the end, he's
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desperate for them to come back. He's learned that independence
isn't actually what he wanted. He wanted to be valued,
to be heard, to matter to his family, and once
they're gone, once he has all the freedom in the world,
he realizes that freedom without connection is just loneliness. His
relationship with the scary neighbor, who turns out to be
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a sad old man estranged from his own family, mirrors
Kevin's journey. They both learn that reaching out, risking rejection,
trying to repair broken relationships is worth the fear and
vulnerability it requires. The movie ends with Kevin's mom making
it home first, having fought through every obstacle to get
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back to her son, and they embrace before anyone else arrives.
She chose him. She came back for him, and that validation,
that proof that he matters to her more than anything,
is what Kevin needed all along. Home Alone became an
instant classic because it took a child's fantasy and followed
it through to its logical emotional conclusion. Yes you want independence,
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Yes you want freedom, but what you actually need is family,
even when they're annoying, even when they're imperfect, even when
they make you sleep in the attic with a bed
wedding cousin. The sequels never captured the same magic because
they tried to repeat the formula without understanding what made
the original work. Home Along, Too Lost in New York
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has the traps and the slapstick and Macaulay Culkin's charisma,
but Kevin getting separated from his family a second time
feels like negligence other than accident. The emotional stakes are
lower because we've already seen him learn this lesson. The
subsequent sequels without Culkin are barely worth mentioning. They're cast
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grabs that prove you can't manufacture the lightning in a
bottle quality of the original. Let's jump forward to two
thousand and three, because this is when Christmas movies got
their sincerity back after years of irony and cynicism. Elf,
directed by John Favreau and starring Will Ferrell, is a
movie that shouldn't work. It's about a human raised by
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elves who travels to New York City to find his
biological father, and the entire premise is absurd. Buddy the
Elf is aggressively cheerful, relentlessly optimistic, and completely oblivious to
social norms. He's too big for the elf world and
too childlike for the human world. He eats spaghetti with
syrup and candy. He answers phones by saying, Buddy the Elf,
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what's your favorite color? He decorates department stores overnight. He
believes in Santa with such pure conviction that he can't
comprehend anyone who doesn't. Will Ferrell's performance is what elevates
Elf from gimmick to genuinely great. He plays by with
complete sincerity, never winking at the camera, never acknowledging how ridiculous.
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He is. Buddy isn't stupid. He's not naive in a
way that makes you cringe. He's just operating from a
completely different value system than everyone around him. He believes
people are good. He believes joy is the appropriate response
to everything. He believes love and enthusiasm can fix broken
relationships and heal wounded hearts. And because Pherrel never breaks character,
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never lets us see him doubting or mocking Buddy, we
believe in him too. The movie works because it creates
a world where Buddy's earnestness is contrasted with New York cynicism.
His father, Walter, is a workaholic children's book publisher who's
forgotten how to connect with his own son. He's stressed, distant,
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focused on the wrong things. He's exactly the kind of
person who needs someone like Buddy to crash into his
life and force him to remember what matters. The romance
between Buddy and Jovie, played by Zoey Deschanel, is sweet
without being sachriine, because she's as cynical as he is optimistic.
She's working as a department store elf and hating every minute.
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She's embarrassed by the job, by the costume, by the
forced cheer, and Buddy thinks she's the most amazing person
he's ever met. He loves her work, he loves her singing,
He loves her exactly as she is, and that unfiltered
appreciation slowly breaks down her defenses. The movie's message is
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essentially that believing in magic and goodness, in the possibility
of joy is a choice we make, not a childish choice,
not a naive choice, but a brave choice in a
world that constantly tells us to be realistic, to lower
our expectations, to protect ourselves from disappointment. Buddy's belief in
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Santa is literal, sure, but it's also metaphorical. It's about
maintaining wonder in adulthood. It's about refusing to let cynicism win.
And when Walter finally shows up at the park in
the climax, when he actually says out loud that he
believes in Santa, it's not just about saving Christmas. It's
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about him choosing to be present for his son, to
be vulnerable, to risk looking foolish if it means connecting
with the people he loves. Elf became an instant classic
because it arrived at exactly the right moment. The early
two thousands were drowning in irony. Everything had to be
edgy or self aware or deconstructed, and here comes a
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movie that's just genuinely, un ironically joyful. It's not mocking
Christmas movies, it's celebrating them. It's saying, yes, this is silly,
Yes this is sentimental, and that's exactly the point. The
best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for
all to hear. It's not a joke, it's the thesis,
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and audiences were so hungry for that sincerity that the
movie became an immediate holiday staple. The Santa Claus came
out in nineteen ninety four, and it's essentially a body
horror movie disguised as family comedy. Tim Allen plays Scott Kelvin,
a divorced dad who accidentally kills Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.
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Santa falls off his roof, disintegrates into snow, leaving only
his suit behind, and when Scott puts on the suit,
he inadvertently invokes the Santa Claus, a magical contract that
transforms him into the new Santa, whether he wants it
or not, and he definitely doesn't want it. He's a
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successful toy company executive, he has a life, he has
a son he's trying to stay connected to after the divorce.
He doesn't have time to be Santa Claus. But the
transformation happens anyway. He gains weight rapidly and uncontrollably. His
hair turns white. His beard grows back instantly every time
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he shaves it. He starts dressing in red, in velvet,
he develops magical abilities. He can fit down chimneys, he
can hear children's wishes, reindeer respond to him, and everyone
in his life thinks he's having a breakdown. His ex
wife and her psychiatrist husband try to take custody of
his son. His coworkers are concerned, his doctor is baffled.
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Scott is literally losing his identity, his body, his entire life,
and he has no way to stop it. What makes
The Santa Claus work is that it treats this transformation
as genuinely disturbing. For most of the run time, Scott
isn't happy about becoming Santa. He fights it, he resents it,
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he wants his old life back. But greg usually he
realizes that being Santa means being there for his son
in a way he wasn't before. It means believing in
magic and wonder and the kind of connection he'd lost
in the stress of divorce. In career ambition, the movie
is about accepting a role you didn't ask for and
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finding meaning in it anyway. It's about fatherhood and responsibility
and the ways we transform into the people our children
need us to be. The sequels expanded on the mythology,
introducing Missus Claus and the Council of Legendary Figures in
various other magical complications. They're fine, they're serviceable, but the
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first film has a melancholy edge the others lack. It's
genuinely sad watching Scott lose himself, even as we understand
that becoming Santa is ultimately redemptive. It's a Christmas movie
about transformation and sacrifice, about giving up who you were
to become who you're meant to be. Now, let's talk
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about the cult classics, the movies that didn't necessarily dominate
the box office, but became beloved by people who discovered
them and recognized their brilliance. The Muppet Christmas Carol came
out in nineteen ninety two, and it is, without question,
the best adaptation of Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carrol ever made,
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better than the George C. Scott version, better than the
Patrick Stewart version, better than every other straight adaptation that
tries to honor the text and ends up feeling stuffy
or overly reverent. The Muppets understood something crucial. The story
is already perfect. It doesn't need improving. It just needs
to be told with heart and humor and puppets. Michael
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Caine plays Ebenezer Scrooge completely straight. He doesn't condescend to
the material. He doesn't play it for laughs. He acts
opposite Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy and Gonzo, and
he treats them like real actors, giving real performances. And
because he takes it seriously, we take it seriously. His
Scrooge is genuinely mean, genuinely cold, genuinely broken when he
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screams at Bob Cratchit about wanting to be left alone.
When he snarls at the charity collector's, when he dismisses
his nephew's invitation with contempt, it hurts. We believe his
misery and his cruelty. The genius of using the muppets
is that they can shift tones instantly. Donzo plays Charles
Dickens himself, narrating the story with Rizzo the Rat as
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his companion. They provide comic relief and meta commentary without
ever undermining the emotional stakes. When we get to Tiny Tim,
played by a small frog on a tiny crutch, it
could be ridiculous, it should be ridiculous, but somehow it's not.
Somehow it's heartbreaking. Kermit as Bob Cratchett, struggling to provide
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for his family while maintaining his dignity and kindness is perfect.
Attitude and grace in the face of Scrooge's cruelty makes
Scrooge look even worse. And when Scrooge has shown the
future when he sees Tiny Tim's death and the cratch
At family's grief, it lands because we've grown to care
about these characters, even though they're puppets. The songs by
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Paul Williams are genuinely good. Thankful Heart is Beautiful. When
Love Is Gone, which was sadly cut from later releases
but restored in recent years, is devastating. It's the ghost
of Christmas past, showing Scrooge the moment his fiancee Bell
leaves him because he's chosen money over love, and she
sings about how love is leaving and she has to
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let it go. It's one of the most mature painful
moments in any Muppet production, and it's necessary because it
shows us exactly when and why Scrooge became who he is.
He made a choice, he chose wrong, and he's been
living with that regret and bitterness ever said. Scrooge's redemption
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in this version feels earned because Cain plays every moment
of realization, every crack in his armor, every step toward
change as a genuine emotional journey. When he wakes up
on Christmas morning and realizes he's been given a second chance,
his joy is infectious. He's laughing and crying and throwing
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open windows and buying enormous turkeys and dancing in the street.
And because we've seen him at his worst, because we've
understood his pain and his fear and his loneliness, we
celebrate with him. The mopiic Christmas Carol proves that you
don't need britty realism or modern updating to make classic
stories relevant. You just need to tell them with honesty
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and let the humor and heart balance each other. Scrooge
came out in nineteen eighty eight, and it's Bill Mary
doing what Bill Murray does best, playing a miserable cynic
who slowly reluctantly, painfully discovers his humanity. Mary plays Frank Cross,
a television executive producing a live broadcast of a Christmas
carol on Christmas Eve. He's mean, selfish, obsessed with ratings,
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willing to fire people on Christmas, willing to terrorize his staff,
willing to manipulate and scheme and lie to get what
he wants. Is Scrooge transplanted to the eighties corporate world,
and he's doing great by every measure except the ones
that actually matter. The movie updates Dickens's framework perfectly. The
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Ghost of Christmas Past shows Frank his lonely childhood and
his fail relationship with Claire, played by Karen Allen. The
Ghost of Christmas Present shows him the current suffering his
selfishness causes, including his assistant Grace, who can't afford to
properly care for her son. The Ghost of Christmas Yet
to Come shows him dying alone, his funeral attended by
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no one who loved him, his body cremated and his
ashes scattered without ceremony. It's it's genuinely dark in ways
that comedy normally doesn't go. The Future Ghost is terrifying, silent, violent,
Frank's realization of his own death and meaninglessness is played
for horror, not laughs. But what makes Scrooge special is
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Bill Murray's Frank breaking through the cynicism in real time.
During the final act, the live broadcast is happening. He's
supposed to be in the control booth. Instead, he walks
onto the set and starts talking directly to the camera
about what he's learned. And it's nessy. He's crying and
laughing and grabbing people and rambling about how we need
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to be nicer to each other, how we need to connect,
how we need to stop being so mean and isolated
and afraid. It shouldn't work, it should be too sentimental,
too on the nose. But Murray sells it because he
never lets us forget that Frank is still Frank. He's
still rough around the edges, He's still inappropriate. He's just
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chosen to be better, chosen to try, chosen to risk
looking foolish if it means maybe making a real connection.
The movie ends with everyone singing put a little Love
in your heart, and it's chaotic and joyful and nobody's perfect,
but everyone's trying. It's the opposite of a neat, tidy ending.
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It's the acknowledgment that redemption is ongoing, that choosing to
be better is something you have to keep choosing every day.
Scrooged works because it meets cynicism where it lives, and
then gently, stubbornly insists there's another way. And then there's Gremlins,
which came out in nineteen eighty four and is barely
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a Christmas movie except that it absolutely is directed by
Joe Dante and produced by Steven Spielberg. Gremlins is a
horror comedy about a young man named Billy who receives
a creature called a Maguai as a Christmas present. The
creature is adorable, fuzzy and big eyed and sweet, but
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it comes with three rules. Don't expose it to bright light,
don't get it wet, and never ever feed it after midnight.
And of course, all three rules get broken, and the
adorable Magua spawns dozens of evil, violent, chaos loving Grimlins
who terrorize the small town on Christmas Eve. The movie
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is a gleeful subversion of Christmas wholesomeness. These creatures destroy everything,
They trash the town, they kill people, they get drunken bars,
they watch movies and eat popcorn while causing maximum destruction,
and they're having the time of their lives. They represent
pure id, pure mischief, pure gleeful malevolence. The juxtaposition of
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their violence with the Christmas decorations and carol singing and
cozy small town aesthetic creates this perfect comic horror tone.
It's like watching someone trash a Norman Rockwell painting while
laughing maniacally. What makes Gremlin's work as a Christmas movie
beyond just the setting, is that it's about consumerism and consequences.
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Billy's father is an inventor who creates useless gadgets. He
finds the Maguay in a Chinatown shop where the owner's
grandson sells it to him despite his grandfather's warnings. The
Maguay becomes a product, a commodity, a thing to be
bought and given as a gift without understanding what it
actually is, and the chaos that follows is the consequence
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of treating living things as consumable goods, of not respecting
the responsibility that comes with bringing something into your home.
The movie also has one of the darkest monologues in
Christmas cinema history, Kate Billy's girlfriend explains why she hates Christmas.
Her father died when she was a child because he
tried to surprise the family by climbing down the chimney
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dressed as Santa and got stuck and broke his neck.
They found him day's later. It's horrific. It's told with
complete sincerity, and it's this injection of genuine trauma into
what's otherwise a comic horror film about puppet monsters. It
reminds us that Christmas isn't universally joyful, that for some
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people it's connected to loss and pain and the moment
everything went wrong. Gramlins is the movie that says Christmas
can be dangerous, that the holiday season doesn't protect us
from violence or chaos or the consequences of our choices.
It's the antidote to every movie that insists Christmas makes
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everything better. Sometimes Christmas just provides a decorated backdrop for disaster.
These films from the late eighties through the early two
thousands completely redefined what Christmas movies could be. They said
Christmas doesn't belong to one genre or one tone. Action
movies can be Christmas movies, Horror comedies can be Christmas movies.
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Films about corporate cynicism and puppet driven chaos and children
defending their homes with lethal force can all be Christmas
movies as long as they understand that the holiday is
about connection, about choosing to reach out even when it's scary,
about finding meaning in the madness of December. These modern
classics built on the foundations we discussed last episode, and
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then exploded them, expanded them, proved that Christmas stories can
be as dark or silly, or violent or sincere as
they need to be, as long as they're honest about
what they're exploring. Next episode, we're diving into the controversial
territory the movies people love that maybe don't hold up
under scrutiny, the hitting gems nobody talks about but absolutely should,
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the remakes and reboots, and the question of whether we
need new versions of stories we already love, and we're
going to rank them. We're going to commit to a
definitive top ten and defend every choice. It's going to
be messy and opinionated and probably going to make some
people mad. Exactly how the final exactly how the final
episode of a Christmas movie series should be. Thanks for
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