October 26, 2021 • 53 mins
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Welcome to the twelfth episode of the Cinemassacre Podcast!! The crew of Cinemassacre (James, Kieran, and Justin) are out of the Nerd Room and into your ear-holes. They chat about their lives and the stuff they love: movies, games, and making videos. You’ll also hear about behind-the-scenes antics, anecdotes about being long-time YouTubers, and a ton of obscure pop-culture crap. It’s the off-the-cuff banter from Rental Reviews mixed with an AVGN panel, every Tuesday around 3pm ET... or find it on https://cinemassacre.com or wherever you get your podcasts shortly after.
Cinemassacre Podcast #12 - Most Wanted Movie Theme Park Rides with The Cinema Snob
Welcome to the twelfth episode of the Cinemassacre Podcast!! The crew of Cinemassacre (James, Kieran, and Justin) are out of the Nerd Room and into your ear-holes. They chat about their lives and the stuff they love: movies, games, and making videos. You’ll also hear about behind-the-scenes antics, anecdotes about being long-time YouTubers, and a ton of obscure pop-culture crap. It’s the off-the-cuff banter from Rental Reviews mixed with an AVGN panel, every Tuesday around 3pm ET... or find it on https://cinemassacre.com or wherever you get your podcasts shortly after.
Cinemassacre Podcast #12 - Most Wanted Movie Theme Park Rides with The Cinema Snob
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game convention. And yeah, we'llbe there with a few guests. A
lot of cool people are going tobe there. And that is November sixth
to the seventh at the Connecticut ConventionCenter in beautiful Hartford, Connecticut. Yes,
and now we'll start the actual episode. James, Welcome back to the
cinemascar podcast. It's the last dayof too many games. It's the Sunday.
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We just filmed the podcast with Dougand now we're filming on with Brad
right here. How are you doing, Brad good Man? You guys feeling
it too? Like a little tiredlast day? That same that tightness right
here and every yeah, actually Imight be having a heart attack. It
might be a hypertension. Yeah yeah. Oh. And in between the last
two podcasts there was Whiskey fuck youguys, a little a little Glenn Levit
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eighteen good stuff I had, Ihad a couple of beers, but oh,
a couple, A couple, justa couple. Okay, that is
the yards level up beer tropical IP, it's pretty good. Well, we
got game cast for you today.Yeah, so, Brad, was this
also your first convention back like sincepre pandemic? No, I had done
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a couple. The first one Idid back was July and was the Exotica
Expo, So it was the yeahhave you ever seen art? So we
did this whole YouTube show and wewent there and we filmed it and we
run around asking questions that had nothingto do like, hey, what do
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you think about the new Star Warsmovie? What do you think? J?
J? Abrams? And it waslike I usually don't toot my own
horn, but it was a prettyfucking funny video. I got almost my
my at the time when I wasI was dating a girl back then,
she almost fucking broke up with mebecause a uh, one of the one
of the girls there who's like themodels, uh took I took a picture
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with this girl and she like grabbedmy wiener and stuff like, oh my
god, and and and it gotposted on Facebook and this was I'm not
anybody, but like so yeah,my my my girlfriend at the time,
was furious. She flipped a shiton me, and she brought all my
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video games to game Stop and soldthem. Dude, So she brought them
two Game Stop and took a pictureof her selling them. She didn't sell
them though, God, but shebrought every single one of my games two
game Stop and took a picture ofher and the guy and the and the
because I knew that I knew theguy who worked at the at the castor
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uh fucking game stop. But yeah, she flipped out. It was It
was funny. So Brad, stopsigning our autographs with my penis. Uh,
what do you do? You have? The cinema snob? Tell us
more about that. It'll be fun. Oh well, I'm very good at
introducing. Yeah, no, it'sokay because I'm so tired too. I
don't know if I can explain whatI do? What is my show?
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I'm sorry, you snob, playlike a guy that like talks about exploitation
movies. Get your well, sorry, but if it's okay, I'm trying
to think of an example. Umet the poor now. Yeah, like,
well, I'll be hitting my haircutsometimes and it's like, oh,
so what do you what do youdo? Is this your day off?
Whatever? Like what is it thatyou do for a job? And then
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then I'm trying to explain myself andthen uh, yeah, I don't know.
Do you ever have to just explainwhat it is you do? And
like you don't know how to Likesometimes it's easy, like if they kind
of got to grasp really where it'slike, oh, I'm on YouTube and
I talk about like some old horrormovies, old exploitation flicks and things like
that. It's harder what I'm describingit to my grandmother. Yeah, Like
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like in terms of the haircut scenario, I usually go like online video marketing
and because that just ends the conversation, but there's a little nuggets of truth
in there. Yeah, I thinkI've done that, Like I'm an online
videographer. Well I got I gotmarried a few years ago, and my
dad was telling me that he wastalking to my father in law and my
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dad was saying to him, goinglike, I still don't really know what
he does for al It'll call meand be like, yeah, I watched
Tarzan the eight Man the other day. I guess he did something online about
it. Nineteen thirty two, theoriginal No I Wish No, The Boa
deeric One with Miles O'Keefe. Yeah, but today we're kind of really backed
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up on Q and A questions,so I thought we'd chug a few out.
And what's that It takes us likelike twenty hours to answer one question.
Yeah, and I derail every singleconversation. Oh yeah, that's it's
about fucking up aliens or whatever.Oh I know, I'm sorry. I
don't know what it is. Itmight be the liquor and I'm adhd as
hell. So at some point I'mlike, all those vhs is over there.
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At some point I'm gonna be like, oh, sweet maca Mee posts
you got there. I think Ihad a huge Macawe collection over that.
You should check it out here.That is awesome. But uh yeah,
anyway, I think this will thiswill be a good conversation that you can
derail. Karen. Uh. Thisis from the almost famous Robbie Brooks at
Robbie laughs. What movie doesn't havea theme park ride but deserves one?
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Caligula obviously the boats, but yes, it could be like the Carnival Pirate
ship ride. Have you ever seenthe Caligula the disco remix of the theme,
soide I used that in a movie. I really, I directed a
movie called Disco, and that's likea trademark anything I direct. Somewhere there
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were would the dance versions, thedance version of the lyrical theme that even
the original is not in the actualmovie. You know, there's a there's
a like some YouTube channels that makelike, um, you know, virtual
like versions of like rides of likethey'll do like a Ghostbusters like theme park
ride or something, and and andit actually seems like this would be really
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cool if they really built this.Um so they'll do it like all you
know, just like three D youknow animation. The reason I found is
because um uh like I was tryingto create virtual versions of rides for my
kids because we had this cardboard boxthat we just cut a hole out and
they sit in it and we puta little TV like next to it,
like you know, like a littlemonitor, and uh um I would play
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like, um, you know,just YouTube videos of like POV like roller
coasters and stuff. A lot oftimes it's the real thing where it's just
you know, it's a camera onlike shake the box. Yeah, yeah,
no, I shake the box andstuff, and like if it's going
up, then I tilt the boxup and stuff. Do fucking coolish ship,
dude. Oh and like you go, you go to the left and
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then it steers to the right.Yeah. But then we start finding these
like ones that weren't like real rollercoasters, and there was these like just
three D animations like wait a minute, somebody did a Ghostbusters ride and my
kids haven't even seen Ghostbusters, soI have to explain it, like,
oh, this is this is coolbecause they made like this. It's like
you're going through the library and thenit goes out into like the city and
like, you know, it's cool. Do you remember the movie Explorers where
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the kids with River Phoenix where theymade the tilt where they made the tilted
world into a spaceship. You couldprobably like rework a tilt the World and
somebody turn it into a right ofthat, or just keep it the Tilt
the World and rename it explores theright. Think about I'm a big like
rug Rats when they had the episodewith the box and and and everybody,
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like the whole thing is the dadis trying to build the toys for the
kids and he can't figure out howto fucking build this toy for his kids.
But every kid plays with the box. It's yeah, and they play
with the box and it's like theirimagine e and and and that was something
that like as a kid sitting ina fucking box was I don't know,
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was that like hat? Did youguys do that too? Man? Yeah?
Yeah, exactly, things like that. Yeah, you say these cowboy
hats I have? Yeah, yeah, like like climbing through boxes. You
just wait, please, when arewe going to buy a refrigerator again?
We couldn't fit in the TV boxesat the time. I shouldn't have destroyed
my grandpa's refrigerator a bunch of times. That way I could get more boxes.
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We would line up chairs at school. We would line up a bunch
of chairs and make like a tunnelout of them. Yea. Then we'd
get older and get stuck. Stufflike that where it's like, you know,
okay, snalogue fun I suppose whatSo, aside from KLi one movie,
would you actually want a theme parkride? Actually probably explores I because
it's already kind of half built already. Which which park would you wanted at?
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You think like Universal? Or likedon't well that one you could pretty
much just put in any carnival that'ssince that's where most of the Tilted worlds
are. So I'm so mad atkenny Wood, which is in um western
Pennsylvania. They had a Garfield DarkRide, which is frightening, and actually
they actually based a I think Iforgot which way it worked. There was
like a DS game and it waseither based on that it was a Garfield's
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Nightmare. And I had an ideafor an Avjan episode about Garfield games,
which we might do one day ornever um, where he's actually on the
ride the nerd and I was like, hey, I messes him first.
I'm like, hey, can wefilm this and they were like absolutely not
never And I'm like, I'm gonnasomeone get on there and sneak that form.
Yeah, like what you can't stopme really? But um and then
fake it, you know, becausehe'd go to the dark Ride and would
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be like the Willy Wonka with thelights and like the boat scene in that
butt and Garfield's kind of funny andit's like a whole thing, I know,
James, like Scarfield growing up andstuff. But um yeah, but
but the ride got taken down.They reconverted it back into like the old
Yeah, no mind you there's enoughfootage of like because you know how many
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YouTube channels go like h to themeparks, Like you can look up right
now at this time of night atDisney World and someone's walking around their hotel
after hours, like Disney streamer makingmoney. You got me on that stupid
so much people walking around like Epcotand just and just filming it. Isn't
that weird because like you know,before it was so easy to film stuff.
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Um, you know you would youwould go through that ride and it
was like so magical and now yeah, like all you have is a memory
of it. But then you watchum like you could watch a video of
any ride pretty much and it spoilseverything. Have you ever seen the videos
of people walking through abandoned theme parks? Yeah? Yeah, I love those.
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Yeah I do too, man,because some of them the loud the
speakers still work, so they'll belike a voice on there is still saying
the part yeah yeah, like partof Disney World was running the electricity,
Like why I think it's on atimer that still works apparently because they might
have like emergency lighting that needs tobe there. Yeah, because one of
them, I think is was originallypart of Disney World, so it might
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just be on some share generator orsomething, and it just looks like you're
watching a post apocalyptic movie. Man. So when I was writing my Amusement
Park horror movie, I was thinkingof, um, it's about amusement park.
So I was trying to think oflogistics of like how sound could come
out, because there are parts whereI wanted there to be like working lights
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inside the ride or something, andI was just like, oh, well,
there's no way that the power wouldjust be shut off. It would
have to be dark. So theonly way you'd see anything the whole movie
would have to be lit with likethe character's flashlights or whatever they're using.
Now that you said that, I'mrewriting that shit. Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh you know. We talking aboutlike the Disney vloggers and stuff.
Um, like I've been there likeonce this year. I drove down there
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and they're just everywhere. So Ilook up, Okay, I'm an epcot,
let me find one. Where ishe? And he just walk up
to him and like getting the shotand just act weird. I was doing
that and like like some of theguys were on the bus and I was
just on YouTube comments like like hey, sitting over here and just wave at
him and like brought it back tothe hotel and just hung out with the
Disney Walkers. Fun. Dude,you're making me think, Oh what's it
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called? And you got me ontoit? You guys ever see Vagrant Holiday?
Oh dude, yeah, oh thatguy. Yeah yeah, and he's
actually he likes our stuff. Yeah. We talk about Black Sabbath and ship
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hebasically goes, I'm gonna go to Japan.
I'm not gonna spend any money,and I'm gonna just fucking sleep and
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camp out and wherever. Any He'llbe like, oh, I gotta fucking
like He's like, I'm in youknow, I'm in Tokyo and we gotta
fucking bushes over here. Robbed inMexico. They took his camera. No,
some guys rolled up like like likesix months ago. They rolled up
on a machete, Like, roteup on a motorcycle with a machete and
took his camera equipment. He ifyou've never seen it, big straight up
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one of the craziest youtubes I've everseen in my life. So basically he
takes a camera, he go hestows away on on like a train like
is crazy like a cargo train,and he's there and he's he's got like
a walkie talkie. Yeah, sohe could listen to the frequency of like
the people who are trying to findhim, like the fund the train like
and they like, yeah, they'retrying to get catch me right now,
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and then a fugitive to get off. Yeah. Train, he just gets
on like the bottom of the trainor like he'll find like these spots in
it where that you could hide andhe so basically it's all about like traveling
and hitch hiking and he doesn't knowthe language. No, No, he
just goes wherever and he's like sometimeshe's like, oh, I know this
person lives in this town and they'regonna like give me a place to stay
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or whatever. Yeah. Yeah,Yeah, it's funny too because he knows
a lot about like retro game andalso like heavy metal stuff. So he's
going to like Japan, he's likeand not that one out during great that
all that game is better in America. Like he knows his ship too,
So it's fun to like watch him, Like it's really good. That the
japan one, the place where hewas that weird island. Did you see
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that where he was in the islandwhere there's like a prison. Oh that
was that was in Japan. Thatwas the Puget Sound, Yeah, in
Seattle. What's so funny about itis that it sort of comes off like
almost like a little bit of atravel guide if you wanted to travel on
the worst way possible. So he'slike, because because he he has this
like you know Tony where he's like, I don't I don't recommend it.
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So he filmed, he filmed thefucking Seattle riots. But riot he does,
he does it so calm and collected. He's like, yeah, they're
destroying this. It's it is theit's like what YouTube was made to see,
like that kind of shit. Ohmy god. Yeah. Like we
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would just we would just go toJin's like during you know, like the
pandemic. I would just every Sundaywe would go to Johnson's house. We
would drink a bunch of beer andwe would watch just the marathons of this
guy's like it's like like Vagrant Holiday, Disney vlogger. Yeah, and the
whole time we're like I can't believehe's like fucking doing like, oh my
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god, when he he canoes tothis island and it's a prison island.
Yeah, and he just he's dodgingpatrols and there's like people like driving.
He's like in he's like in thebushes and stuff, and he's like walking
through houses and there's like this islandis a prison island and he's just in
the houses like like an active prison. He finds a meth lab at one
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point, he goes into this thishouse and he's walking around and he finds
a legit meth lab and he's like, oh shit, this is meth and
he's just picking it up. It'sthe crazy. I think I should leave.
Yo. When when when like YouTubewas created and it was like people
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putting their fucking you know, vacationvideos and their family stuff. Yeah,
is what like this is like theultimate art form of YouTube. This guy's
videos. I'm just see you haven'ttaken it down Vagrant holiday, And I
really hope to God that we ifyou guys are watching it out there,
and please don't like fucking report themor some shit, because what did they
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do? You know, people likethis guy. I knew God, we
bring attention and not and not somethingweird. Yeah, when we straight up
one of the greatest YouTubers ever,it's so good. Yeah, it is
really funny. Um, but howdid it's very fascinating too, Like there's
there's an educational about this. Butwhen did we talk about him? Originally
it was on rental reviews in umTruman Show because we're talking about filming.
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Why why because you're talking about beinglike you're being filmed every day in life
and he did this, he didthis, This wasn't it wasn't. And
then I said that guy sounds likea total asshole. And then he and
that's when he wrote me the firsttime. He was like, seriously,
no, it's an honor that thenerd called me an asshole. Okay,
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really probably is. You know,the surveillance man stuff is interesting too,
but that was But I think thatthat's right. But silance can't remand is
where it started, right, Yeah, that's but I think more people haven't
seen I haven't seen more people aretuned off by that than the vagrant holiday
stuff because he's just like filming peoplerandomly, like creepily. But it's for
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a point. Mind, dude,he's fucking with regular people. But he's
also like going into like the scientologybuilding. He's like, they're like,
why are you filming? He's likewhy not? Oh yeah. It is
one of the coolest things I've everwatched in my life. It's like modern
art. I don't know. Itreminds me there was a sketch I think
John Benjamin did it where it waslike a fake show that was called John
Benjamin as a van What yeah,that show you remember? It was like
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the sketch called you can't film hereor something like welcome to our show.
You can't film here. So he'slike going up to this store and like
the security comes out and says,excuse me, sir, you can't film
here, and he's I know that'sthe name of our show. Like,
wow, that's pretty good. No, you can't film here, Like,
I know that's what the name ofour show is calling you. Yeah,
you know, you know you don'treally liked u um Davitel's Insomniac. Oh
yeah remember that? Yeah? Ialways wanted to do that. But do
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Davitel's Insomniac at conventions, well,because we kind of were doing that back
Today we have all been insomniacs thesepast few nights. So basically, you
know, but I guess what wasthe fan question? I don't remember it
was, uh what what was it? What? What? What? What
movie? Would you like to havea theme park ride? Oh? Shit,
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well we really got off track.And and and I'll also I'll give
you if if you don't like acurrent one, you could update it,
like if you'd only et that muchor back to the future. What would
you want to do with it?Like whatever you want? Street front of
the movie, stoot front of themovie, the ride, see the movie,
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the ride, the game, theunderwear. Because you know it's funny
because whenever you came up with ithas to have a fucking gift shop at
the end. Oh yeah, Ithink Star Trek would be my ride.
I'd want. There's no Star Trekride. I don't There might have been
one in like France or somewhere weirdlike that, well not weird, friends,
isn't weird? But isn't like,Yes, there was a Star Trek
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experience. It was a forty rideand it was the Continuing Adventures of the
Starship Voyager. Because I had thedoctor in it, um whose pictures right
there with the Golden Girls. Someautographs up there Robert Riccardo and Captain Janeway.
And it was at the Hilton.And there's also, by the way,
the Mike Mattee drawing. Yeah,Mike picture of all the Golden Girls
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with Robert Ricardo. Yeah ye noChristmas Christmas one anyway. Um, it
was at the Hill in Las Vegasand they close it in two thousand and
nine because they wanted to change thelicense up because of Star Trek two thousand
and nine, which ruined the seriesto where it is today. Um and
back then, like he start thenew Star Trek gets so much shit on
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this podcast, I've not seen iteverything I pop. I feel like I've
seen it because I see so manypeople's shitty gone it all the time.
I feel like I can make itanswer questions about I'm just trying to be
like like, oh, is itgood? I mean, is is it
okay? Is it? Is it? How bad? Is it? Like
everybody's s I don't know Star Trekand I don't give a shit. So
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I liked it. Yeah, that'sthe thing. Great. And then jj
Abrams want to do Star Wars andfuck that have fun? You like that,
like when all your ship gets fuckedYeah, you know what, not
for anything, but h everything Ilove has ever been fucked up. All
the Gijoe shit. They Gijoe getsship on all the time, like snake
guys. Man, I didn't seethe new one. I saw. You're
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not missing anything. Wow. Sothat's the thing. Do you understand?
So people are like, why doeslike the you guys need structure blah blah
blah. But here's the thing.So you mentioned Star Trek, we talk
about Star Trek blah blah blah.You're like, uh, I mentioned I
love gi Joe. Snake guys,that's why the ship gets derailed because everything
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is a is a constant branch.Now we'll talk about the nick cage Snake
guys. Oh yeah, well allright, so we're going to we're going
back to talking about Star Trek.Back before the internet was the internet it
is today, it was hard toget news on certain stuff. So I
went to Vegas specifically to go tothe Star Trek ride, and they closed
a week before I got there,and I was like, oh fuck.
And the last day they did it, they were just giving up props like
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the giant flags and the board cubes, like whatever you wanted, uniforms,
all the stuff, and a lotof it was set dressing stuff from Nemesis
and DS nine and they were justhanded it out to people. And I'm
fucking coming in a week later like, oh out for I should have told
you so. Sounds incredible now,So I still want a start a better
star trek ride. Um. Andmy least favorite movie ride is Frozen,
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just because they killed Maelstrom for itand Epcot. But anyway, which we
I think we talked about in oneof the monster madness as you brought it
up for a troll Hunter. Um, yeah, but yeah, I love
that movie. That was great.It was fun. I'm just trying to
think of like, okay, whatmove what movies don't have rides? Um?
I don't know. I guess Ijust start with my favorite movie.
It's a mad, mad, madmad world. So what would a ride
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be like that? I guess itwould be like just all the different adventures
that the character's going. Like maybewould be like the plane scene and you're
seeing the plane scene, pilot's drunkall right here? You what what bad
could happen to? An old fashion? That would be fun? Like actually,
like it was like a simulator.Yeah, but then the I remember
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that was actually the first things I'veever watched on VHS that needed two VHS
tapes. You're right, yeah,like like sort of like when Titanic came
out, that was like the bigone, But Titanic was the other one
that was like you needed two VHStapes. But Batman the World was when
you runted that from blockbust you hadto get to vas tape. Yeah,
that's right, That's how I firstsaw it. I love it's a matter
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you know what, and and andI'm just gonna say it. And I
know that this is an unpopular opinion, but I'm saying because we're here,
Oh yeah, uh, I likeit better than fucking rat Race. And
I don't give a shit Johnson dsh h, don't Johnson likes right Race
better than It's world. And I'mlike, what Sylvester Slster, the woman
(24:41):
in the Bikini, I know,Yeah, she's just the last She's one
of the last people from that moviewho's still alive. Yeah, I think,
yeah, I think I have todouble check. I hope she's not
gone. It's like, yeah,you know, we never thought before because
we're playing a game right now calleddead or alive? Barry Chase, please
(25:03):
be alive, Please be alive.Barry Chase is alive eighty seven years old?
Wow? Yeah so ums, yeah, I think there was like there
might be like one other like extraor background actor or some somebody. Oh
there's a kid in that movie.That kid should be alive, but I
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don't even but I don't think he'scredited or like, I don't even I
don't know who he is. Huh. Yeah, anyway we could talk about
ye. Now, that took thirtyminutes to answer one question. Yeah,
to get back to it. Um, this is why, this is why
we don't we have so many fuckingfan Q and A. Sorry all the
fans with the ques and the a's. This one from Captain Steve at Captain
(25:47):
Underscore Steve UM. I've always wantedto know what the UM opinion is of
people who have been on YouTube foreverand what they think of kids wanting to
get into it today, How youngis too young and what to watch out
for? How young is too youngto get on to to become a YouTuber?
Um, I recommend don't do inthat, you know, to be
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honest, don't like yeah, butlike you got to just be sure that's
really what you want to do.And to be sure, I don't think
it's a decision. You really meana young age. They do polls at
like middle schools and stuff, andlike the number one job all these kids
want to do is be a YouTuber, like an Instagram influencer, TikToker and
all that stuff, which makes sense. But it would be yeah, it's
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like sports player. Yeah, yeah, wants to put yourself out in the
world, and it's like that's itfor it. But but I think back
when we were in middle school andstuff, it was like astronaut and always
like a more variety of jobs.Now it's all the same. Of course,
that makes sense because as a YouTuberor TikTok person, you can do
a million things. You can bethe vagrant holiday guy. You can do
what we do, or you cando well if you're young, you're not
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doing what we do. But youshould be reviewing what I'm reviewing. If
you're that, yeah, yeah,I don't mean what what he aged.
I mean I would think, tobe honest, I think like eighteen,
not that you know, there's tonsand tons of YouTubers who are younger than
eighteen, but like, um,you know, like I would assume like
the parents would have the would dealwith like the financial and legal aspect of
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it. So it's like, sure, you could always sign off on your
kid, Like sure, I couldput my kids in YouTube videos if I
want, and it would be cuteand it would be amazing, but I'm
not doing Look what happens the situationslike Daddy a five or these mommy bloggers
or whatever where the kids are prettymuch props and it like or like or
some kid like Ryan. They're tooyoung. Yeah, they're too young to
understand who you're You're three year fiveyears old and you know you make you
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make twenty times the views a cinemassacre, you know, like what do you
do with that? And so Igot a I have a nephew kind of
he's he's like through marriage and andand he's one of those kids is like
he likes Fortnite and all that shit, and uh, he talks to me.
It's weird because he knows that Ido things like this, and I
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know that like whatever, but youknow, one hundred thousand people might see
this video and it's and and myfamily like it's it's a thing, like,
my whole family is like really coolabout it. I've always wanted to
be an animator, so I mywhole thing when I was a kid,
I wanted to be an animator andI wanted to do all this kind of
stuff. And as as time wenton, YouTube became a thing, and
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I always saw it as a asthe future. I thought YouTube was the
shit when I when it when itfirst started, I was like amazed by
it because it's the first thing thatever had where you're just putting videos out.
Well, the first thing I didit was a site called student films
dot com. I hated that.Yeah, so but this without a box,
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I hate this shit. This wasbefore YouTube. So you would send
in a VHS tape of your movie. Yeah, I forgot cost it cost
it? Did you know a dollar? It was? It was, Yeah,
it was a dollar a minute.So if you so, if you
had like a twelve minute movie,twelve dollars for a year for a year,
then you could renew it. Butthat, you know, that's pretty
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cheap. Yeah. I just seemlike, wow, I could pay to
put my movie on the internet,and then it's an amazing idea. Yeah,
and people might even comment on it. You get like four comments or
something that all year, and Iwas like, oh my god, this
is amazing. Wow, like fourpeople. I did what you were talking
about with paying to have like yourmovie on that website. I thought about
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this in twenty years. I didthat because I remember at the time,
I was like, I really kindof want an IMDb credit and for a
while, and there was a timelimit for how long the movie could be
on there. So at some pointyear, yeah, and then if you
could renew it, yeah, AndI don't think I did because it wasn't
pretty good. It was like athing I made when I was doing a
video editing course way back when.So eventually, oh about fifteen years ago,
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I think, or something like that, like my place is robbed and
a lot of tapes were stolen andthat was one of them. But it
is on IMDb right now, thatmovie is, but it's because of that.
It's also on the lost media wikipage or something. That's short student
film that I directed. That's cool. I barely remember anything about it other
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than it was pretentious. But Iforgot about that site. But I guess
in terms of being a YouTuber orwhatever, like the guy was saying in
the question aside from age like,he was wondering, what do you look
out for? Like what are thingslike to you know? I think it's
I think I think kids should betrying to do it nowadays. I think
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it's totally good. But don't bea weird about it, like, try
to try to do what you wantto do. Um, you gotta have
thick skin, like you don't think. Here's the thing. It's like the
way I look at is uh peoplenowadays I get the impression think like,
um, the Internet is real life, and it's not because the Internet we
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like didn't really like come out.I mean, I know it exists in
some form, but the Internet didn'treally happen until I was about like seventeen.
Yeah, so all those years beforethat, I never had the Internet
because it didn't exist yet. Soeverything that I experience was just in real
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life. I'm going somewhere with this. It's very hard to explain, but
when the Internet came out, Ithink just over time, more and more
people would just be attached to like, you know, first there was like
you know, chat rooms and instantmessaging and stuff. You'd be talking the
idea of talking to strangers over yourcomputer was just such a new and weird
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thing and now it's so common.And now with all the different social media
platforms that exist, people spend alot of time on social media. Of
course I don't, and I feellike people have too much of an attachment
with that. And um, whenpeople are nasty on social media, like
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they take it so serious, like, oh, like this is like like
to me, it's not real life. It's like you could turn the Internet
off. It's it's it's gone,you know what I mean. And you
say something like that to somebody's face, you know, Yeah, you're really
hooked on it to where it becomesan addiction, like it could ruin your
personality. Yeah. I mean there'stwo sides, because you can look at
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all the likes and positive things andget like a dopamine hit and get addicted
to that. But the same wayfor like looking for hate stuff. Yeah,
and if you're looking for it,you're gonna fucking find it. Society
is like you're gonna find it.Yeah. So like when you ask,
like, um, what what wouldbe the things to look out for?
That would be the first thing.It's like, make sure that you're not
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gonna like take shit too personally whenpeople are nasty. It's like, first
to go into something like that,you gotta really understand, like what what
real is? And then what's theinternet? Because too, it's you're gonna
take it personally in the beginning.You gotta you you'll eventually, um,
you're gonna you're gonna sit there andand and and and take it personally in
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the beginning. You're gonna because Idid, and I think everyone does.
I think everyone when you're in whenyou're in a position where we are now,
where we've been doing this for awhile. You've been doing it way
longer than me, but I've beenyou know, in the thing. Uh,
it's it's easy to say, now, don't feed the haters and don't
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feed the trolls and all that stuff. But you know what, sometimes you
want to make that crusade and youwant to fucking go, nah, fuck
them, I'm gonna, I'm gonnacome at him and blah blah blah.
No, straight up, I'm gonnabe honest, as a person who has
had Internet melt downs and things likethat and all that whatever, just don't
just don't fucking do it. Chillif every thing like something you might regret
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later you probably you will, andand just everything's fine, everything's cool if
people like you, more people likeyou than don't. Just well, a
good example. I was looking ata lot of the comments on too many
game social media and online and stuffabout Rex Viper and what we're doing at
the event this weekend, and Isaw comments of like, oh that which,
by the way, rex Viber killedit this weekend. You guys killed
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it, you know. I heardpeople are like, oh, we're gonna
like boo in the crowd and chantthis or that, or I'm gonna there
is not a single person who booed. Oh no, they're not going to
show everyone saw No one did nothing. Everyone was stacked with Mind you,
I'm critical of our stuff and wecould have done this or that. But
but for our first show was amazing. But there's like five thousand people in
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that room cheering. Five thousand,well, I don't know how many,
twenty thousand. There's a ton ofpeople in that. It was a big
room and it was full, andit was all happy people. When you
see there's probably like everybody's met.Everybody I met this entire weekend was so
happy and nice. It was alwayslike, you know, you changed my
life. You like I was goingthrough a hard time or I went through
like a breakup or divorce or something, you know, I lost my job.
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It's always something, you know something, and it's like then I watched
your videos and I felt better.And that's what everybody was saying coming through.
Not once did I get one personcome up and go, you know
what, James, Yeah, yousucked James. Like somebody come up and
say that shit, nobody does that. We got the way, we got
something close like that last night whenwe were leaving. It was kind of
awesome though we were leaving. Wewere heading back to the hotel, and
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this lady goes like, hey,your contents shit, but you can take
a joke and I respect that.You're Like last too many games at too
many games to eighteen, a guydrove up, stopped and went denhim dirt
bag, and then drove off andI went, oh shit, Like every
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once in a while I'll get somebodylike like that, but a lot times
the person it seems more they're morelike socially awkward, like they don't understand
there being a jerk, you knowwhat I mean. Yeah, that was
Brad who drove by by the way, I was loaded. I will say
there was a few people. Thereare a few people that came up to
me this weekend that are people thathave been critics are like vocal collect saw
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their thing and met up with themand stuff, and then afterwards they were
totally chill, shake hands, heyman, Yeah, thanks, Yeah,
it's great me and you cool tolike come to an event or whatever.
It's like, you know, it'sall it doesn't matter until it's in real
life, you know what I mean. Like you can sit online and things
can stew on there and that sucks. But yeah, you're right, if
you keep looking at and looking atit, it becomes more real in your
head when it when it really isn'tthat. I don't know, do you
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ever feel a little old when't becausethis is happening to us. Like when
someone comes up and they're like anadult, but they'll say, like,
man, I started watching you whenI was eight all the time, all
the time, all right, Iam forty this year they're going with like
a kid to be like oh yeah, like like and the kids like growing
up, this is like a teenageryeah yeah, like like you know,
he was um, you know,being born back when I was watching videos
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or something that's like, oh yeah, I've been doing this for a long
time. Joey and Fat Chris notmaking fun of another fat person. But
there's a guy who goes by FatChris because all the events. If you
go to too many games, you'regonna see Fat Chris has an orange vest.
Dude, chill ass dude, umgood dude. And he has a
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son and he's like, hey,James, look get this picture of you.
And and he another guy who's thereevery year. Yeah, he was
so cool to see him again.Finally his son was like this tall and
then he comes taller than me.I didn't recognize his son today. Yeah,
I saw his son and I went, holy shit, this kid is
huge. He looks like a teenagernow who just graduated. We did.
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We did have a bler blade allthrough the whole place and everything, and
I looked at it and I waslike, that kid is like an adult
now, Oh my god. Butwe had a two year break. Yeah,
it's like yeah, but even then, but like puberty, he's like
a change is pretty quick, likesix foot four dude. Yeah, he
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is huge. I saw a kid. I was like he's got to be
like, oh my god, likesomeone. It was crazy seeing him.
It's where where people recognize you from. Like the other day, I was
somewhere in public and someone's like,hey, I know you. You're in
rex Viper and I'm like, whatthe fuck? That's what you recognize me
from? And then today someone's like, hey, I like that video you
did about um something and I'm like, wait, that was the first video
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I ever did on the internet inlike two thousand and nine. And he's
like, oh, yeah, cool, you're here like and I'm like,
yeah, you know, I'm doingthe show and I'm doing so for ABD
and he's like oh really, andI'm like, you know me from something
from twenty years ago. I don'tknow if you ever get like someone thinks
here's somebody else, like when you'reat a con. Yeah, I actually
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um so back before I was doingSin a Massacre or anything, and I
was just like what are walking around? Everybody would come up to me like
are you Alpha Omega Sin? Allthe fucking time met Jesus, no Metal
Jesus. So I wish I tookmore pictures with Metal Jesus because I I
met metal Jesus when we went toPortland Retro game or was it was it
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Portland or was it Uhtles West oneof them? It was either one of
those packs West. You come toSoCal with us. No, I've never
been to California. I've only beento the Seattle and I've been to Portland.
Which one you gotta go to.You gotta go to Comic Conego Comic
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co It's like Marvel Headquarters. Yeahyeah, and that's my thing, is
like those comic book movies and allthat shit. It's like weird, you
know. Yeah, I would loveto. I went to wizard World and
I've been to New York Comic Con. Yeah, I did that one was
that was like my second convention ever, and uh but I've never once been.
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You know. It's because honestly,man, like, I hate to
be worried about it, but I'mfucking so scared to fly. It's weird.
Dude, breach into the choir man, Yeah, yeah, before Yeah,
you did pretty good. Well that'swhat I had to do. Everyone
since there and they talk about it. Yo. I said it at the
panel, my Wade Bogs moment.I drank fucking fourteen double jack and cokes
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on the way to Portland. Wewent to Portland the at five am.
We were all eating. Remember wewere like eating breakfast. I remember I
ordered two double Jack and coach.That is the only time I ever had
a jack and coke at fun right, because you were like fun VM somewhere
well sort infectious is that the wordlike, because you were when you were
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like, yeah, let's get somejack and cookes. I'm like, all
right, cool fun you know,yeah, it's five am. And then
we got on the plane. Wellreally the plane was delayed. Yeah,
and then you were like, wellthat means more time for jack and coch
Yeah, thats a plane to ladget there and people are flipping out like
they're yelling. You're like the plane. I'm like, hey, fix the
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fucking plane. I'm getting a drink. Yeah. Yeah, I was totally
good. I was like nice aboutit. Like I was like, so
I was like fix our plane please, Like I'm holding onto my wife's hand
on the plane and things like that. You're like fucking thousands of feet in
the air. It's right. That'swhy I say. The problem with the
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plane was the toilet wasn't working well, and they said, do you want
to should we wait? And I'mlike, you're gonna need a toilet on
this plane after fourteens here to goingh yeah, I don't. I'm like
like a plane where it's it's likeum, because you know you're your routine
is all off and you don't knowwhen you're gonna have to go. It's
like, I really don't want tohave to shit at thirty thousand feet A
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Yeah. I took a train outhere and it was like a day or
does it stop ever? So offtit was like amtrack, like how does
the samtrack? Yeah, at alayover in Pittsburgh, but yeah, it
was I don't know, it wasabout seventeen hours or something like that,
but a lot of it was throughthe overnight. You know what fucked is
like statistics wise, you have away bigger chance of derailing and exploding than
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exactly. But I'm always it's likeI know what all the statistics are,
and however, why would because becauseit's one of those things I look because
I'm trying to understand what's going on. But you're tinking flying in hundreds of
miles an hour in the fucking airA way the air the thing that you're
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you're in is rather heavy, becauseyeah, dude, it's heavy. Plus
if it trained to rails, oddsare you'll probably be fine. Like the
odds are for you that you'll befined. Where's the smash into a mountain?
I don't know, probably not.Plans are only like a hundred years
old. That ain't nothing in thegrand scheme of things. When you're fucking
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you know, you think about thefact that the world is eight billion years
old. Yeah, and flight isa hundred years old. The fucking right,
brothers, plant, I'm gonna builda fucking airplane out of paper and
wood. Well then all right,hang on, look at this. Let's
see. Now we got fucking jetplanes that are billion pounds. Look at
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all the planes that are in theairline. So Ryan, still scary.
How often do you ever hear aboutone? So Ryan sent me videos because
I said, I was like,everybody's like, hey, we're gonna send
you there. You're gonna send youthere. And I was like, okay,
cool, and then COVID hit andseven. I haven't been on a
flight since we went to Portland,right, yeah, But Ryan was like
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send me videos for weeks, likeof of the of how they build planes
and how you can bend the wingsand all these things, and I'm just
like, I don't I don't care. I mean, I have watched a
lot of those two because I've beentrying to get better at it because my
wife likes fly a lot and liketraveling over seas and everything trying. It's
so dumb to be afraid of it. But I don't know. I just
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am like, it's not You're notdumb. I'm not and I'm not and
I know it, and either wayof people, it's just that you'll you'll
be good. Yeah, exactly,I'm gonna get to where I'm going.
I'm gonna be fine because I havefamily in Ireland and stuff like that,
and I've never seen them. Yeahin years. Wait is there is there?
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Is there boats anymore in a senselike aside from a cruise. Let's
say you want to get from Americato Ireland or whatever. I wonder what
there's not like, oh, yeah, we're going over like pirate ship,
like aside from a cruise. Asidefrom a cruise, how many one way
boat trips are there over the seasthat aren't for like like like like oil
tank or something. I would probablyrather fly than do that. Even though
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I would be I would be fineon a boat and I wouldn't be scared.
But it's like, well, Ido only have so much time to
take a vacation boat, right,if you're fucking said. That's the other
thing too, is for some reason, I would be totally cool on a
boat, right, but like thinkof everything, A storm hits and you're
in the water is still the thingis you don't want to be in any
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situation. We don't any control triangle. You've seen that there. I don't
want to sail through that. No, that's like fucking Amelia Earhart plane went
down. He get eaten by afucking coconut crab sucks. Yeah, they're
huge, they're like the size oflike trash Candida. Is that what happened?
(45:35):
If he's gone, because it's horrible. Rip Yeah, rip ameliaire Heart
eating by a cocon Maybe I won'ttake a boat now A delicious coconut and
I don't eat yeah, because Idon't like boats. I mean, I'm
not like I'll go on a boat, but it's like not my favorite.
I've never been on a cruise oranything like either. We almost yeah,
(45:57):
yeah, no, no. Wealmost did a family cruise thing be for
COVID hit. Um you know Icanceled um so yeah, I don't know,
but but that was one thing whereI was kind of like cruise,
like okay, okay, we'll dowe'll do I'll do it. But like
the idea of being on the waterall the time, like I don't know,
it's you ever gotten c sick?Yeah, yeah, no, I
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can get have one as well.Yeah. When I was I was I
went parasailing one time and that wasfun, but it was like an our
speed boat to get to that point, and on the way back, I
was feeling pretty nauseous. I've neverbeen on a really really big boat.
But you know, I have myboating license and we go jet skiing like
we did in the Jurassic Park onerandom Yeah we've done it. If I
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went with you guys once you're onlike a water motorcycle, yeah, it's
awesome. It's like just call Max, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, it's cool. All right. This is from a blight town
bimbo fox. Uh. If Jameswas the mama bird and you and Karen
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and Brad were the baby birds,which one of you would be more likely
to fall out of the nest andbreak their wing verse, which would enjoy
being fed predigested food mouth the moutha little too much. Given the stuff
I eat on my channel, Iguess the food one would probably be me.
Yeah, I think I'm ready togorge on James's vomit. That sounds
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pretty cool. No, yeah,it wouldn't be the worst thing. Ad
after that thirty year old box ofBatman cereal we did once? Can you
learn how much you hurt yourself?You're definitely falling out of that night?
Did you just say? What inthe goddamn is that fucking question? It's
a fun You gotta probably be aweird you sleep at night? Which one
of you? Guys? This isthe most existential shit I've heard in a
(47:49):
good minute. So you're saying thatBlaketown Bimbo Foxes was out of that's a
weird fucking question. I guess youwere the three Bears. You know.
It's funny. So I look atmy email the other day and it's full
of like these ridiculous, like weird, like silly messages. If I'm like,
what the hell's what the fun?And then I realized the funny um
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email video went up where I readall the hilarious fan emails and now you
stoked the fire. Yeah, nowI got like a whole bunch of weird
Like so now it's like until Iget through this whole too many games weekend
and everything and before until I finallyget to catch up and filter all this
stuff out. Then um, yeah, I don't try messaging me right now,
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especially you bimbo. So so Jamesis gonna bar food into our mouth?
No, no, no, he'sdoing that. He's going to be
doing that anyway, because we arebaby birds. We had to enjoy it
too much. We had well thisthis is this is a weird question,
so fucking weird. I don't evenknow. Um justin what that's my answer?
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That wasn't a who oh, whowould fall out? Who would fought?
Justin? Oh a fall Out boy? Faut going down down? Have
you seen um? Um was itFallout Bird? They made a Flappy Bird
mod that was Fallout Boy? Rememberthat? Remember Flappy Bird? Remember?
Like yeah, yeah, they hadthey had they had a Fallout Boy one
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and it was stupid. The there'sa VR flappy Bird. The thing that's
funny, kind of funny about itis you can infinitely fly because it's there
was no Um, you know,I guess like whoever made it just made
it so if you hit the buttonand you keep flying, you just flap
all the way to the top.Maybe that'll help us out with our flying.
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I used to just do it,go all the way up and then
I would drop. Yeah, itwas fun and not for anything. I'd
get stoned and I would just dothat. I would just fall into you
know them. That's like it's Ithink it's called the vomit comet, speaking
of vomiting, where it's the planethat goes so and they film movies in
(50:01):
there and stuff so that it likeyou actually feel weightlessness, like you're in
space, and they just keep andthey keep doing it up over and over.
Um. This brings up another pointabout we're talking about theme park rides
earlier. Have you guys heard ofthe Youth and Asia coaster? No oh,
where it's like the guy made thecoaster that like if you wrote it,
(50:21):
you would die by the coaster.So it's a coaster that goes all
the way up one of the biggestcoast you've ever seen, and it comes
straight down and goes through nine loopsthat get smaller and smaller and smaller.
That because that way they keep upthe force. Yeah, challenge accepted.
And what and what it does isbecause like when you're going down and you
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hit all those things, I thinkyou're hitting about ten g's so you're ten
times the way to gravity's pushing downon you. So all the blood from
the top of your body's going intoyour legs and feet and you you you
your brain just dies. But yougo through like such a euphoric like like
like it's like lock um um um. Uh is this a real ride?
(51:07):
It's theoretical. No, it's thetheoretically, So how do you come out
the other end? So it's it'sa roach that would kill you? Then
why is this even like because itwould take lives of elegance and euphoria.
It's a dignified way to go.And John Allen, who served as president
(51:29):
of the Philadelphia Toboggan Company, He'scalled the Euphoria coaster the ultimate roller coaster
and one that sends out twenty fourpeople and they all come back dead.
That makes the next people in mindvery nervous. There's the picture go down
in the like nine loops or whatever. Question Again, there wasn't a question.
(51:52):
I just wanted to bring up theEuphoria coaster because that looks simple enough,
fine, amazing. So they're notbuilding this thing they show if they
bring that back Action Park. I'mjust saying this. I love if it's
so much fun there there are thereis something to be said about euthanasia and
(52:15):
and people at the end of theirlife and hospice care and stuff. And
if I can go out on anawesome roller coaster and you don't even know
your death, what happens and willit says in there too. If it
doesn't work, they just send youback again. But so what it's like
the electric chair, So you're onthe thing. What it says is the
(52:38):
design is you're on the thing.You get to the Okay, hold on,
this is morbid. You you geton the ride. Sorry's not a
ride, but you get on.You go to the top, and at
the top it stops for a secondand you're allowed to get off, and
then it goes down again. Andthen it goes down and you die.
But let's say you survive and itcomes around again. They're loading all the
(52:59):
corps off. You know, maybethey don't load it off. Maybe they're
oh no, they load all thecorpses off. But someone's like half dead,
and then someone has to sit nextto them. Oh my god,
Python, like he's not dead yet. Now he's dead exactly. But he'd
be the only one to get theT shirt though, that says I survived
and all I got was shirt.Oh god, this is so fucking morbid
(53:23):
shirt. All right, See younext Tuesday, and Happy Halloween. See
you later, and thanks for comingon brad dude anytime. Thanks for having
me. Yeah, thanks for dealingwith this swarthy crew. I have a
good night, everybody. Thanks forlistening to this episode of the Cinemassacre podcast.
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game convention. And yeah, we'llbe there with a few guests. A
lot of cool people are going tobe there. And that is November sixth
to the seventh at the Connecticut ConventionCenter in beautiful Hartford, Connecticut. Yes,
and now we'll start the actual episode. James, Welcome back to the
cinemascar podcast. It's the last dayof too many games. It's the Sunday.
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We just filmed the podcast with Dougand now we're filming on with Brad
right here. How are you doing, Brad good Man? You guys feeling
it too? Like a little tiredlast day? That same that tightness right
here and every yeah, actually Imight be having a heart attack. It
might be a hypertension. Yeah yeah. Oh. And in between the last
two podcasts there was Whiskey fuck youguys, a little a little Glenn Levit
(02:15):
eighteen good stuff I had, Ihad a couple of beers, but oh,
a couple, A couple, justa couple. Okay, that is
the yards level up beer tropical IP, it's pretty good. Well, we
got game cast for you today.Yeah, so, Brad, was this
also your first convention back like sincepre pandemic? No, I had done
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a couple. The first one Idid back was July and was the Exotica
Expo, So it was the yeahhave you ever seen art? So we
did this whole YouTube show and wewent there and we filmed it and we
run around asking questions that had nothingto do like, hey, what do
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you think about the new Star Warsmovie? What do you think? J?
J? Abrams? And it waslike I usually don't toot my own
horn, but it was a prettyfucking funny video. I got almost my
my at the time when I wasI was dating a girl back then,
she almost fucking broke up with mebecause a uh, one of the one
of the girls there who's like themodels, uh took I took a picture
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with this girl and she like grabbedmy wiener and stuff like, oh my
god, and and and it gotposted on Facebook and this was I'm not
anybody, but like so yeah,my my my girlfriend at the time,
was furious. She flipped a shiton me, and she brought all my
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video games to game Stop and soldthem. Dude, So she brought them
two Game Stop and took a pictureof her selling them. She didn't sell
them though, God, but shebrought every single one of my games two
game Stop and took a picture ofher and the guy and the and the
because I knew that I knew theguy who worked at the at the castor
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uh fucking game stop. But yeah, she flipped out. It was It
was funny. So Brad, stopsigning our autographs with my penis. Uh,
what do you do? You have? The cinema snob? Tell us
more about that. It'll be fun. Oh well, I'm very good at
introducing. Yeah, no, it'sokay because I'm so tired too. I
don't know if I can explain whatI do? What is my show?
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I'm sorry, you snob, playlike a guy that like talks about exploitation
movies. Get your well, sorry, but if it's okay, I'm trying
to think of an example. Umet the poor now. Yeah, like,
well, I'll be hitting my haircutsometimes and it's like, oh,
so what do you what do youdo? Is this your day off?
Whatever? Like what is it thatyou do for a job? And then
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then I'm trying to explain myself andthen uh, yeah, I don't know.
Do you ever have to just explainwhat it is you do? And
like you don't know how to Likesometimes it's easy, like if they kind
of got to grasp really where it'slike, oh, I'm on YouTube and
I talk about like some old horrormovies, old exploitation flicks and things like
that. It's harder what I'm describingit to my grandmother. Yeah, Like
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like in terms of the haircut scenario, I usually go like online video marketing
and because that just ends the conversation, but there's a little nuggets of truth
in there. Yeah, I thinkI've done that, Like I'm an online
videographer. Well I got I gotmarried a few years ago, and my
dad was telling me that he wastalking to my father in law and my
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dad was saying to him, goinglike, I still don't really know what
he does for al It'll call meand be like, yeah, I watched
Tarzan the eight Man the other day. I guess he did something online about
it. Nineteen thirty two, theoriginal No I Wish No, The Boa
deeric One with Miles O'Keefe. Yeah, but today we're kind of really backed
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up on Q and A questions,so I thought we'd chug a few out.
And what's that It takes us likelike twenty hours to answer one question.
Yeah, and I derail every singleconversation. Oh yeah, that's it's
about fucking up aliens or whatever.Oh I know, I'm sorry. I
don't know what it is. Itmight be the liquor and I'm adhd as
hell. So at some point I'mlike, all those vhs is over there.
(06:18):
At some point I'm gonna be like, oh, sweet maca Mee posts
you got there. I think Ihad a huge Macawe collection over that.
You should check it out here.That is awesome. But uh yeah,
anyway, I think this will thiswill be a good conversation that you can
derail. Karen. Uh. Thisis from the almost famous Robbie Brooks at
Robbie laughs. What movie doesn't havea theme park ride but deserves one?
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Caligula obviously the boats, but yes, it could be like the Carnival Pirate
ship ride. Have you ever seenthe Caligula the disco remix of the theme,
soide I used that in a movie. I really, I directed a
movie called Disco, and that's likea trademark anything I direct. Somewhere there
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were would the dance versions, thedance version of the lyrical theme that even
the original is not in the actualmovie. You know, there's a there's
a like some YouTube channels that makelike, um, you know, virtual
like versions of like rides of likethey'll do like a Ghostbusters like theme park
ride or something, and and andit actually seems like this would be really
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cool if they really built this.Um so they'll do it like all you
know, just like three D youknow animation. The reason I found is
because um uh like I was tryingto create virtual versions of rides for my
kids because we had this cardboard boxthat we just cut a hole out and
they sit in it and we puta little TV like next to it,
like you know, like a littlemonitor, and uh um I would play
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like, um, you know,just YouTube videos of like POV like roller
coasters and stuff. A lot oftimes it's the real thing where it's just
you know, it's a camera onlike shake the box. Yeah, yeah,
no, I shake the box andstuff, and like if it's going
up, then I tilt the boxup and stuff. Do fucking coolish ship,
dude. Oh and like you go, you go to the left and
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then it steers to the right.Yeah. But then we start finding these
like ones that weren't like real rollercoasters, and there was these like just
three D animations like wait a minute, somebody did a Ghostbusters ride and my
kids haven't even seen Ghostbusters, soI have to explain it, like,
oh, this is this is coolbecause they made like this. It's like
you're going through the library and thenit goes out into like the city and
like, you know, it's cool. Do you remember the movie Explorers where
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the kids with River Phoenix where theymade the tilt where they made the tilted
world into a spaceship. You couldprobably like rework a tilt the World and
somebody turn it into a right ofthat, or just keep it the Tilt
the World and rename it explores theright. Think about I'm a big like
rug Rats when they had the episodewith the box and and and everybody,
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like the whole thing is the dadis trying to build the toys for the
kids and he can't figure out howto fucking build this toy for his kids.
But every kid plays with the box. It's yeah, and they play
with the box and it's like theirimagine e and and and that was something
that like as a kid sitting ina fucking box was I don't know,
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was that like hat? Did youguys do that too? Man? Yeah?
Yeah, exactly, things like that. Yeah, you say these cowboy
hats I have? Yeah, yeah, like like climbing through boxes. You
just wait, please, when arewe going to buy a refrigerator again?
We couldn't fit in the TV boxesat the time. I shouldn't have destroyed
my grandpa's refrigerator a bunch of times. That way I could get more boxes.
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We would line up chairs at school. We would line up a bunch
of chairs and make like a tunnelout of them. Yea. Then we'd
get older and get stuck. Stufflike that where it's like, you know,
okay, snalogue fun I suppose whatSo, aside from KLi one movie,
would you actually want a theme parkride? Actually probably explores I because
it's already kind of half built already. Which which park would you wanted at?
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You think like Universal? Or likedon't well that one you could pretty
much just put in any carnival that'ssince that's where most of the Tilted worlds
are. So I'm so mad atkenny Wood, which is in um western
Pennsylvania. They had a Garfield DarkRide, which is frightening, and actually
they actually based a I think Iforgot which way it worked. There was
like a DS game and it waseither based on that it was a Garfield's
(10:30):
Nightmare. And I had an ideafor an Avjan episode about Garfield games,
which we might do one day ornever um, where he's actually on the
ride the nerd and I was like, hey, I messes him first.
I'm like, hey, can wefilm this and they were like absolutely not
never And I'm like, I'm gonnasomeone get on there and sneak that form.
Yeah, like what you can't stopme really? But um and then
fake it, you know, becausehe'd go to the dark Ride and would
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be like the Willy Wonka with thelights and like the boat scene in that
butt and Garfield's kind of funny andit's like a whole thing, I know,
James, like Scarfield growing up andstuff. But um yeah, but
but the ride got taken down.They reconverted it back into like the old
Yeah, no mind you there's enoughfootage of like because you know how many
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YouTube channels go like h to themeparks, Like you can look up right
now at this time of night atDisney World and someone's walking around their hotel
after hours, like Disney streamer makingmoney. You got me on that stupid
so much people walking around like Epcotand just and just filming it. Isn't
that weird because like you know,before it was so easy to film stuff.
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Um, you know you would youwould go through that ride and it
was like so magical and now yeah, like all you have is a memory
of it. But then you watchum like you could watch a video of
any ride pretty much and it spoilseverything. Have you ever seen the videos
of people walking through abandoned theme parks? Yeah? Yeah, I love those.
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Yeah I do too, man,because some of them the loud the
speakers still work, so they'll belike a voice on there is still saying
the part yeah yeah, like partof Disney World was running the electricity,
Like why I think it's on atimer that still works apparently because they might
have like emergency lighting that needs tobe there. Yeah, because one of
them, I think is was originallypart of Disney World, so it might
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just be on some share generator orsomething, and it just looks like you're
watching a post apocalyptic movie. Man. So when I was writing my Amusement
Park horror movie, I was thinkingof, um, it's about amusement park.
So I was trying to think oflogistics of like how sound could come
out, because there are parts whereI wanted there to be like working lights
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inside the ride or something, andI was just like, oh, well,
there's no way that the power wouldjust be shut off. It would
have to be dark. So theonly way you'd see anything the whole movie
would have to be lit with likethe character's flashlights or whatever they're using.
Now that you said that, I'mrewriting that shit. Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh you know. We talking aboutlike the Disney vloggers and stuff.
Um, like I've been there likeonce this year. I drove down there
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and they're just everywhere. So Ilook up, Okay, I'm an epcot,
let me find one. Where ishe? And he just walk up
to him and like getting the shotand just act weird. I was doing
that and like like some of theguys were on the bus and I was
just on YouTube comments like like hey, sitting over here and just wave at
him and like brought it back tothe hotel and just hung out with the
Disney Walkers. Fun. Dude,you're making me think, Oh what's it
(13:20):
called? And you got me ontoit? You guys ever see Vagrant Holiday?
Oh dude, yeah, oh thatguy. Yeah yeah, and he's
actually he likes our stuff. Yeah. We talk about Black Sabbath and ship
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hebasically goes, I'm gonna go to Japan.
I'm not gonna spend any money,and I'm gonna just fucking sleep and
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camp out and wherever. Any He'llbe like, oh, I gotta fucking
like He's like, I'm in youknow, I'm in Tokyo and we gotta
fucking bushes over here. Robbed inMexico. They took his camera. No,
some guys rolled up like like likesix months ago. They rolled up
on a machete, Like, roteup on a motorcycle with a machete and
took his camera equipment. He ifyou've never seen it, big straight up
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one of the craziest youtubes I've everseen in my life. So basically he
takes a camera, he go hestows away on on like a train like
is crazy like a cargo train,and he's there and he's he's got like
a walkie talkie. Yeah, sohe could listen to the frequency of like
the people who are trying to findhim, like the fund the train like
and they like, yeah, they'retrying to get catch me right now,
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and then a fugitive to get off. Yeah. Train, he just gets
on like the bottom of the trainor like he'll find like these spots in
it where that you could hide andhe so basically it's all about like traveling
and hitch hiking and he doesn't knowthe language. No, No, he
just goes wherever and he's like sometimeshe's like, oh, I know this
person lives in this town and they'regonna like give me a place to stay
(14:54):
or whatever. Yeah. Yeah,Yeah, it's funny too because he knows
a lot about like retro game andalso like heavy metal stuff. So he's
going to like Japan, he's likeand not that one out during great that
all that game is better in America. Like he knows his ship too,
So it's fun to like watch him, Like it's really good. That the
japan one, the place where hewas that weird island. Did you see
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that where he was in the islandwhere there's like a prison. Oh that
was that was in Japan. Thatwas the Puget Sound, Yeah, in
Seattle. What's so funny about itis that it sort of comes off like
almost like a little bit of atravel guide if you wanted to travel on
the worst way possible. So he'slike, because because he he has this
like you know Tony where he's like, I don't I don't recommend it.
(15:37):
So he filmed, he filmed thefucking Seattle riots. But riot he does,
he does it so calm and collected. He's like, yeah, they're
destroying this. It's it is theit's like what YouTube was made to see,
like that kind of shit. Ohmy god. Yeah. Like we
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would just we would just go toJin's like during you know, like the
pandemic. I would just every Sundaywe would go to Johnson's house. We
would drink a bunch of beer andwe would watch just the marathons of this
guy's like it's like like Vagrant Holiday, Disney vlogger. Yeah, and the
whole time we're like I can't believehe's like fucking doing like, oh my
(16:19):
god, when he he canoes tothis island and it's a prison island.
Yeah, and he just he's dodgingpatrols and there's like people like driving.
He's like in he's like in thebushes and stuff, and he's like walking
through houses and there's like this islandis a prison island and he's just in
the houses like like an active prison. He finds a meth lab at one
(16:40):
point, he goes into this thishouse and he's walking around and he finds
a legit meth lab and he's like, oh shit, this is meth and
he's just picking it up. It'sthe crazy. I think I should leave.
Yo. When when when like YouTubewas created and it was like people
(17:02):
putting their fucking you know, vacationvideos and their family stuff. Yeah,
is what like this is like theultimate art form of YouTube. This guy's
videos. I'm just see you haven'ttaken it down Vagrant holiday, And I
really hope to God that we ifyou guys are watching it out there,
and please don't like fucking report themor some shit, because what did they
(17:25):
do? You know, people likethis guy. I knew God, we
bring attention and not and not somethingweird. Yeah, when we straight up
one of the greatest YouTubers ever,it's so good. Yeah, it is
really funny. Um, but howdid it's very fascinating too, Like there's
there's an educational about this. Butwhen did we talk about him? Originally
it was on rental reviews in umTruman Show because we're talking about filming.
(17:48):
Why why because you're talking about beinglike you're being filmed every day in life
and he did this, he didthis, This wasn't it wasn't. And
then I said that guy sounds likea total asshole. And then he and
that's when he wrote me the firsttime. He was like, seriously,
no, it's an honor that thenerd called me an asshole. Okay,
(18:11):
really probably is. You know,the surveillance man stuff is interesting too,
but that was But I think thatthat's right. But silance can't remand is
where it started, right, Yeah, that's but I think more people haven't
seen I haven't seen more people aretuned off by that than the vagrant holiday
stuff because he's just like filming peoplerandomly, like creepily. But it's for
(18:33):
a point. Mind, dude,he's fucking with regular people. But he's
also like going into like the scientologybuilding. He's like, they're like,
why are you filming? He's likewhy not? Oh yeah. It is
one of the coolest things I've everwatched in my life. It's like modern
art. I don't know. Itreminds me there was a sketch I think
John Benjamin did it where it waslike a fake show that was called John
Benjamin as a van What yeah,that show you remember? It was like
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the sketch called you can't film hereor something like welcome to our show.
You can't film here. So he'slike going up to this store and like
the security comes out and says,excuse me, sir, you can't film
here, and he's I know that'sthe name of our show. Like,
wow, that's pretty good. No, you can't film here, Like,
I know that's what the name ofour show is calling you. Yeah,
you know, you know you don'treally liked u um Davitel's Insomniac. Oh
yeah remember that? Yeah? Ialways wanted to do that. But do
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Davitel's Insomniac at conventions, well,because we kind of were doing that back
Today we have all been insomniacs thesepast few nights. So basically, you
know, but I guess what wasthe fan question? I don't remember it
was, uh what what was it? What? What? What? What
movie? Would you like to havea theme park ride? Oh? Shit,
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well we really got off track.And and and I'll also I'll give
you if if you don't like acurrent one, you could update it,
like if you'd only et that muchor back to the future. What would
you want to do with it?Like whatever you want? Street front of
the movie, stoot front of themovie, the ride, see the movie,
(20:07):
the ride, the game, theunderwear. Because you know it's funny
because whenever you came up with ithas to have a fucking gift shop at
the end. Oh yeah, Ithink Star Trek would be my ride.
I'd want. There's no Star Trekride. I don't There might have been
one in like France or somewhere weirdlike that, well not weird, friends,
isn't weird? But isn't like,Yes, there was a Star Trek
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experience. It was a forty rideand it was the Continuing Adventures of the
Starship Voyager. Because I had thedoctor in it, um whose pictures right
there with the Golden Girls. Someautographs up there Robert Riccardo and Captain Janeway.
And it was at the Hilton.And there's also, by the way,
the Mike Mattee drawing. Yeah,Mike picture of all the Golden Girls
(20:52):
with Robert Ricardo. Yeah ye noChristmas Christmas one anyway. Um, it
was at the Hill in Las Vegasand they close it in two thousand and
nine because they wanted to change thelicense up because of Star Trek two thousand
and nine, which ruined the seriesto where it is today. Um and
back then, like he start thenew Star Trek gets so much shit on
(21:14):
this podcast, I've not seen iteverything I pop. I feel like I've
seen it because I see so manypeople's shitty gone it all the time.
I feel like I can make itanswer questions about I'm just trying to be
like like, oh, is itgood? I mean, is is it
okay? Is it? Is it? How bad? Is it? Like
everybody's s I don't know Star Trekand I don't give a shit. So
(21:37):
I liked it. Yeah, that'sthe thing. Great. And then jj
Abrams want to do Star Wars andfuck that have fun? You like that,
like when all your ship gets fuckedYeah, you know what, not
for anything, but h everything Ilove has ever been fucked up. All
the Gijoe shit. They Gijoe getsship on all the time, like snake
guys. Man, I didn't seethe new one. I saw. You're
(22:00):
not missing anything. Wow. Sothat's the thing. Do you understand?
So people are like, why doeslike the you guys need structure blah blah
blah. But here's the thing.So you mentioned Star Trek, we talk
about Star Trek blah blah blah.You're like, uh, I mentioned I
love gi Joe. Snake guys,that's why the ship gets derailed because everything
(22:22):
is a is a constant branch.Now we'll talk about the nick cage Snake
guys. Oh yeah, well allright, so we're going to we're going
back to talking about Star Trek.Back before the internet was the internet it
is today, it was hard toget news on certain stuff. So I
went to Vegas specifically to go tothe Star Trek ride, and they closed
a week before I got there,and I was like, oh fuck.
And the last day they did it, they were just giving up props like
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the giant flags and the board cubes, like whatever you wanted, uniforms,
all the stuff, and a lotof it was set dressing stuff from Nemesis
and DS nine and they were justhanded it out to people. And I'm
fucking coming in a week later like, oh out for I should have told
you so. Sounds incredible now,So I still want a start a better
star trek ride. Um. Andmy least favorite movie ride is Frozen,
(23:07):
just because they killed Maelstrom for itand Epcot. But anyway, which we
I think we talked about in oneof the monster madness as you brought it
up for a troll Hunter. Um, yeah, but yeah, I love
that movie. That was great.It was fun. I'm just trying to
think of like, okay, whatmove what movies don't have rides? Um?
I don't know. I guess Ijust start with my favorite movie.
It's a mad, mad, madmad world. So what would a ride
(23:30):
be like that? I guess itwould be like just all the different adventures
that the character's going. Like maybewould be like the plane scene and you're
seeing the plane scene, pilot's drunkall right here? You what what bad
could happen to? An old fashion? That would be fun? Like actually,
like it was like a simulator.Yeah, but then the I remember
(23:53):
that was actually the first things I'veever watched on VHS that needed two VHS
tapes. You're right, yeah,like like sort of like when Titanic came
out, that was like the bigone, But Titanic was the other one
that was like you needed two VHStapes. But Batman the World was when
you runted that from blockbust you hadto get to vas tape. Yeah,
that's right, That's how I firstsaw it. I love it's a matter
(24:15):
you know what, and and andI'm just gonna say it. And I
know that this is an unpopular opinion, but I'm saying because we're here,
Oh yeah, uh, I likeit better than fucking rat Race. And
I don't give a shit Johnson dsh h, don't Johnson likes right Race
better than It's world. And I'mlike, what Sylvester Slster, the woman
(24:41):
in the Bikini, I know,Yeah, she's just the last She's one
of the last people from that moviewho's still alive. Yeah, I think,
yeah, I think I have todouble check. I hope she's not
gone. It's like, yeah,you know, we never thought before because
we're playing a game right now calleddead or alive? Barry Chase, please
(25:03):
be alive, Please be alive.Barry Chase is alive eighty seven years old?
Wow? Yeah so ums, yeah, I think there was like there
might be like one other like extraor background actor or some somebody. Oh
there's a kid in that movie.That kid should be alive, but I
(25:25):
don't even but I don't think he'scredited or like, I don't even I
don't know who he is. Huh. Yeah, anyway we could talk about
ye. Now, that took thirtyminutes to answer one question. Yeah,
to get back to it. Um, this is why, this is why
we don't we have so many fuckingfan Q and A. Sorry all the
fans with the ques and the a's. This one from Captain Steve at Captain
(25:47):
Underscore Steve UM. I've always wantedto know what the UM opinion is of
people who have been on YouTube foreverand what they think of kids wanting to
get into it today, How youngis too young and what to watch out
for? How young is too youngto get on to to become a YouTuber?
Um, I recommend don't do inthat, you know, to be
(26:11):
honest, don't like yeah, butlike you got to just be sure that's
really what you want to do.And to be sure, I don't think
it's a decision. You really meana young age. They do polls at
like middle schools and stuff, andlike the number one job all these kids
want to do is be a YouTuber, like an Instagram influencer, TikToker and
all that stuff, which makes sense. But it would be yeah, it's
(26:34):
like sports player. Yeah, yeah, wants to put yourself out in the
world, and it's like that's itfor it. But but I think back
when we were in middle school andstuff, it was like astronaut and always
like a more variety of jobs.Now it's all the same. Of course,
that makes sense because as a YouTuberor TikTok person, you can do
a million things. You can bethe vagrant holiday guy. You can do
what we do, or you cando well if you're young, you're not
(26:56):
doing what we do. But youshould be reviewing what I'm reviewing. If
you're that, yeah, yeah,I don't mean what what he aged.
I mean I would think, tobe honest, I think like eighteen,
not that you know, there's tonsand tons of YouTubers who are younger than
eighteen, but like, um,you know, like I would assume like
the parents would have the would dealwith like the financial and legal aspect of
(27:18):
it. So it's like, sure, you could always sign off on your
kid, Like sure, I couldput my kids in YouTube videos if I
want, and it would be cuteand it would be amazing, but I'm
not doing Look what happens the situationslike Daddy a five or these mommy bloggers
or whatever where the kids are prettymuch props and it like or like or
some kid like Ryan. They're tooyoung. Yeah, they're too young to
understand who you're You're three year fiveyears old and you know you make you
(27:41):
make twenty times the views a cinemassacre, you know, like what do you
do with that? And so Igot a I have a nephew kind of
he's he's like through marriage and andand he's one of those kids is like
he likes Fortnite and all that shit, and uh, he talks to me.
It's weird because he knows that Ido things like this, and I
(28:06):
know that like whatever, but youknow, one hundred thousand people might see
this video and it's and and myfamily like it's it's a thing, like,
my whole family is like really coolabout it. I've always wanted to
be an animator, so I mywhole thing when I was a kid,
I wanted to be an animator andI wanted to do all this kind of
stuff. And as as time wenton, YouTube became a thing, and
(28:26):
I always saw it as a asthe future. I thought YouTube was the
shit when I when it when itfirst started, I was like amazed by
it because it's the first thing thatever had where you're just putting videos out.
Well, the first thing I didit was a site called student films
dot com. I hated that.Yeah, so but this without a box,
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I hate this shit. This wasbefore YouTube. So you would send
in a VHS tape of your movie. Yeah, I forgot cost it cost
it? Did you know a dollar? It was? It was, Yeah,
it was a dollar a minute.So if you so, if you
had like a twelve minute movie,twelve dollars for a year for a year,
then you could renew it. Butthat, you know, that's pretty
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cheap. Yeah. I just seemlike, wow, I could pay to
put my movie on the internet,and then it's an amazing idea. Yeah,
and people might even comment on it. You get like four comments or
something that all year, and Iwas like, oh my god, this
is amazing. Wow, like fourpeople. I did what you were talking
about with paying to have like yourmovie on that website. I thought about
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this in twenty years. I didthat because I remember at the time,
I was like, I really kindof want an IMDb credit and for a
while, and there was a timelimit for how long the movie could be
on there. So at some pointyear, yeah, and then if you
could renew it, yeah, AndI don't think I did because it wasn't
pretty good. It was like athing I made when I was doing a
video editing course way back when.So eventually, oh about fifteen years ago,
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I think, or something like that, like my place is robbed and
a lot of tapes were stolen andthat was one of them. But it
is on IMDb right now, thatmovie is, but it's because of that.
It's also on the lost media wikipage or something. That's short student
film that I directed. That's cool. I barely remember anything about it other
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than it was pretentious. But Iforgot about that site. But I guess
in terms of being a YouTuber orwhatever, like the guy was saying in
the question aside from age like,he was wondering, what do you look
out for? Like what are thingslike to you know? I think it's
I think I think kids should betrying to do it nowadays. I think
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it's totally good. But don't bea weird about it, like, try
to try to do what you wantto do. Um, you gotta have
thick skin, like you don't think. Here's the thing. It's like the
way I look at is uh peoplenowadays I get the impression think like,
um, the Internet is real life, and it's not because the Internet we
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like didn't really like come out.I mean, I know it exists in
some form, but the Internet didn'treally happen until I was about like seventeen.
Yeah, so all those years beforethat, I never had the Internet
because it didn't exist yet. Soeverything that I experience was just in real
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life. I'm going somewhere with this. It's very hard to explain, but
when the Internet came out, Ithink just over time, more and more
people would just be attached to like, you know, first there was like
you know, chat rooms and instantmessaging and stuff. You'd be talking the
idea of talking to strangers over yourcomputer was just such a new and weird
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thing and now it's so common.And now with all the different social media
platforms that exist, people spend alot of time on social media. Of
course I don't, and I feellike people have too much of an attachment
with that. And um, whenpeople are nasty on social media, like
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they take it so serious, like, oh, like this is like like
to me, it's not real life. It's like you could turn the Internet
off. It's it's it's gone,you know what I mean. And you
say something like that to somebody's face, you know, Yeah, you're really
hooked on it to where it becomesan addiction, like it could ruin your
personality. Yeah. I mean there'stwo sides, because you can look at
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all the likes and positive things andget like a dopamine hit and get addicted
to that. But the same wayfor like looking for hate stuff. Yeah,
and if you're looking for it,you're gonna fucking find it. Society
is like you're gonna find it.Yeah. So like when you ask,
like, um, what what wouldbe the things to look out for?
That would be the first thing.It's like, make sure that you're not
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gonna like take shit too personally whenpeople are nasty. It's like, first
to go into something like that,you gotta really understand, like what what
real is? And then what's theinternet? Because too, it's you're gonna
take it personally in the beginning.You gotta you you'll eventually, um,
you're gonna you're gonna sit there andand and and and take it personally in
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the beginning. You're gonna because Idid, and I think everyone does.
I think everyone when you're in whenyou're in a position where we are now,
where we've been doing this for awhile. You've been doing it way
longer than me, but I've beenyou know, in the thing. Uh,
it's it's easy to say, now, don't feed the haters and don't
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feed the trolls and all that stuff. But you know what, sometimes you
want to make that crusade and youwant to fucking go, nah, fuck
them, I'm gonna, I'm gonnacome at him and blah blah blah.
No, straight up, I'm gonnabe honest, as a person who has
had Internet melt downs and things likethat and all that whatever, just don't
just don't fucking do it. Chillif every thing like something you might regret
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later you probably you will, andand just everything's fine, everything's cool if
people like you, more people likeyou than don't. Just well, a
good example. I was looking ata lot of the comments on too many
game social media and online and stuffabout Rex Viper and what we're doing at
the event this weekend, and Isaw comments of like, oh that which,
by the way, rex Viber killedit this weekend. You guys killed
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it, you know. I heardpeople are like, oh, we're gonna
like boo in the crowd and chantthis or that, or I'm gonna there
is not a single person who booed. Oh no, they're not going to
show everyone saw No one did nothing. Everyone was stacked with Mind you,
I'm critical of our stuff and wecould have done this or that. But
but for our first show was amazing. But there's like five thousand people in
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that room cheering. Five thousand,well, I don't know how many,
twenty thousand. There's a ton ofpeople in that. It was a big
room and it was full, andit was all happy people. When you
see there's probably like everybody's met.Everybody I met this entire weekend was so
happy and nice. It was alwayslike, you know, you changed my
life. You like I was goingthrough a hard time or I went through
like a breakup or divorce or something, you know, I lost my job.
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It's always something, you know something, and it's like then I watched
your videos and I felt better.And that's what everybody was saying coming through.
Not once did I get one personcome up and go, you know
what, James, Yeah, yousucked James. Like somebody come up and
say that shit, nobody does that. We got the way, we got
something close like that last night whenwe were leaving. It was kind of
awesome though we were leaving. Wewere heading back to the hotel, and
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this lady goes like, hey,your contents shit, but you can take
a joke and I respect that.You're Like last too many games at too
many games to eighteen, a guydrove up, stopped and went denhim dirt
bag, and then drove off andI went, oh shit, Like every
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once in a while I'll get somebodylike like that, but a lot times
the person it seems more they're morelike socially awkward, like they don't understand
there being a jerk, you knowwhat I mean. Yeah, that was
Brad who drove by by the way, I was loaded. I will say
there was a few people. Thereare a few people that came up to
me this weekend that are people thathave been critics are like vocal collect saw
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their thing and met up with themand stuff, and then afterwards they were
totally chill, shake hands, heyman, Yeah, thanks, Yeah,
it's great me and you cool tolike come to an event or whatever.
It's like, you know, it'sall it doesn't matter until it's in real
life, you know what I mean. Like you can sit online and things
can stew on there and that sucks. But yeah, you're right, if
you keep looking at and looking atit, it becomes more real in your
head when it when it really isn'tthat. I don't know, do you
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ever feel a little old when't becausethis is happening to us. Like when
someone comes up and they're like anadult, but they'll say, like,
man, I started watching you whenI was eight all the time, all
the time, all right, Iam forty this year they're going with like
a kid to be like oh yeah, like like and the kids like growing
up, this is like a teenageryeah yeah, like like you know,
he was um, you know,being born back when I was watching videos
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or something that's like, oh yeah, I've been doing this for a long
time. Joey and Fat Chris notmaking fun of another fat person. But
there's a guy who goes by FatChris because all the events. If you
go to too many games, you'regonna see Fat Chris has an orange vest.
Dude, chill ass dude, umgood dude. And he has a
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son and he's like, hey,James, look get this picture of you.
And and he another guy who's thereevery year. Yeah, he was
so cool to see him again.Finally his son was like this tall and
then he comes taller than me.I didn't recognize his son today. Yeah,
I saw his son and I went, holy shit, this kid is
huge. He looks like a teenagernow who just graduated. We did.
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We did have a bler blade allthrough the whole place and everything, and
I looked at it and I waslike, that kid is like an adult
now, Oh my god. Butwe had a two year break. Yeah,
it's like yeah, but even then, but like puberty, he's like
a change is pretty quick, likesix foot four dude. Yeah, he
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is huge. I saw a kid. I was like he's got to be
like, oh my god, likesomeone. It was crazy seeing him.
It's where where people recognize you from. Like the other day, I was
somewhere in public and someone's like,hey, I know you. You're in
rex Viper and I'm like, whatthe fuck? That's what you recognize me
from? And then today someone's like, hey, I like that video you
did about um something and I'm like, wait, that was the first video
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I ever did on the internet inlike two thousand and nine. And he's
like, oh, yeah, cool, you're here like and I'm like,
yeah, you know, I'm doingthe show and I'm doing so for ABD
and he's like oh really, andI'm like, you know me from something
from twenty years ago. I don'tknow if you ever get like someone thinks
here's somebody else, like when you'reat a con. Yeah, I actually
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um so back before I was doingSin a Massacre or anything, and I
was just like what are walking around? Everybody would come up to me like
are you Alpha Omega Sin? Allthe fucking time met Jesus, no Metal
Jesus. So I wish I tookmore pictures with Metal Jesus because I I
met metal Jesus when we went toPortland Retro game or was it was it
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Portland or was it Uhtles West oneof them? It was either one of
those packs West. You come toSoCal with us. No, I've never
been to California. I've only beento the Seattle and I've been to Portland.
Which one you gotta go to.You gotta go to Comic Conego Comic
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co It's like Marvel Headquarters. Yeahyeah, and that's my thing, is
like those comic book movies and allthat shit. It's like weird, you
know. Yeah, I would loveto. I went to wizard World and
I've been to New York Comic Con. Yeah, I did that one was
that was like my second convention ever, and uh but I've never once been.
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You know. It's because honestly,man, like, I hate to
be worried about it, but I'mfucking so scared to fly. It's weird.
Dude, breach into the choir man, Yeah, yeah, before Yeah,
you did pretty good. Well that'swhat I had to do. Everyone
since there and they talk about it. Yo. I said it at the
panel, my Wade Bogs moment.I drank fucking fourteen double jack and cokes
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on the way to Portland. Wewent to Portland the at five am.
We were all eating. Remember wewere like eating breakfast. I remember I
ordered two double Jack and coach.That is the only time I ever had
a jack and coke at fun right, because you were like fun VM somewhere
well sort infectious is that the wordlike, because you were when you were
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like, yeah, let's get somejack and cookes. I'm like, all
right, cool fun you know,yeah, it's five am. And then
we got on the plane. Wellreally the plane was delayed. Yeah,
and then you were like, wellthat means more time for jack and coch
Yeah, thats a plane to ladget there and people are flipping out like
they're yelling. You're like the plane. I'm like, hey, fix the
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fucking plane. I'm getting a drink. Yeah. Yeah, I was totally
good. I was like nice aboutit. Like I was like, so
I was like fix our plane please, Like I'm holding onto my wife's hand
on the plane and things like that. You're like fucking thousands of feet in
the air. It's right. That'swhy I say. The problem with the
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plane was the toilet wasn't working well, and they said, do you want
to should we wait? And I'mlike, you're gonna need a toilet on
this plane after fourteens here to goingh yeah, I don't. I'm like
like a plane where it's it's likeum, because you know you're your routine
is all off and you don't knowwhen you're gonna have to go. It's
like, I really don't want tohave to shit at thirty thousand feet A
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Yeah. I took a train outhere and it was like a day or
does it stop ever? So offtit was like amtrack, like how does
the samtrack? Yeah, at alayover in Pittsburgh, but yeah, it
was I don't know, it wasabout seventeen hours or something like that,
but a lot of it was throughthe overnight. You know what fucked is
like statistics wise, you have away bigger chance of derailing and exploding than
(42:14):
exactly. But I'm always it's likeI know what all the statistics are,
and however, why would because becauseit's one of those things I look because
I'm trying to understand what's going on. But you're tinking flying in hundreds of
miles an hour in the fucking airA way the air the thing that you're
(42:37):
you're in is rather heavy, becauseyeah, dude, it's heavy. Plus
if it trained to rails, oddsare you'll probably be fine. Like the
odds are for you that you'll befined. Where's the smash into a mountain?
I don't know, probably not.Plans are only like a hundred years
old. That ain't nothing in thegrand scheme of things. When you're fucking
(42:58):
you know, you think about thefact that the world is eight billion years
old. Yeah, and flight isa hundred years old. The fucking right,
brothers, plant, I'm gonna builda fucking airplane out of paper and
wood. Well then all right,hang on, look at this. Let's
see. Now we got fucking jetplanes that are billion pounds. Look at
(43:23):
all the planes that are in theairline. So Ryan, still scary.
How often do you ever hear aboutone? So Ryan sent me videos because
I said, I was like,everybody's like, hey, we're gonna send
you there. You're gonna send youthere. And I was like, okay,
cool, and then COVID hit andseven. I haven't been on a
flight since we went to Portland,right, yeah, But Ryan was like
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send me videos for weeks, likeof of the of how they build planes
and how you can bend the wingsand all these things, and I'm just
like, I don't I don't care. I mean, I have watched a
lot of those two because I've beentrying to get better at it because my
wife likes fly a lot and liketraveling over seas and everything trying. It's
so dumb to be afraid of it. But I don't know. I just
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am like, it's not You're notdumb. I'm not and I'm not and
I know it, and either wayof people, it's just that you'll you'll
be good. Yeah, exactly,I'm gonna get to where I'm going.
I'm gonna be fine because I havefamily in Ireland and stuff like that,
and I've never seen them. Yeahin years. Wait is there is there?
(44:29):
Is there boats anymore in a senselike aside from a cruise. Let's
say you want to get from Americato Ireland or whatever. I wonder what
there's not like, oh, yeah, we're going over like pirate ship,
like aside from a cruise. Asidefrom a cruise, how many one way
boat trips are there over the seasthat aren't for like like like like oil
tank or something. I would probablyrather fly than do that. Even though
(44:52):
I would be I would be fineon a boat and I wouldn't be scared.
But it's like, well, Ido only have so much time to
take a vacation boat, right,if you're fucking said. That's the other
thing too, is for some reason, I would be totally cool on a
boat, right, but like thinkof everything, A storm hits and you're
in the water is still the thingis you don't want to be in any
(45:13):
situation. We don't any control triangle. You've seen that there. I don't
want to sail through that. No, that's like fucking Amelia Earhart plane went
down. He get eaten by afucking coconut crab sucks. Yeah, they're
huge, they're like the size oflike trash Candida. Is that what happened?
(45:35):
If he's gone, because it's horrible. Rip Yeah, rip ameliaire Heart
eating by a cocon Maybe I won'ttake a boat now A delicious coconut and
I don't eat yeah, because Idon't like boats. I mean, I'm
not like I'll go on a boat, but it's like not my favorite.
I've never been on a cruise oranything like either. We almost yeah,
(45:57):
yeah, no, no. Wealmost did a family cruise thing be for
COVID hit. Um you know Icanceled um so yeah, I don't know,
but but that was one thing whereI was kind of like cruise,
like okay, okay, we'll dowe'll do I'll do it. But like
the idea of being on the waterall the time, like I don't know,
it's you ever gotten c sick?Yeah, yeah, no, I
(46:19):
can get have one as well.Yeah. When I was I was I
went parasailing one time and that wasfun, but it was like an our
speed boat to get to that point, and on the way back, I
was feeling pretty nauseous. I've neverbeen on a really really big boat.
But you know, I have myboating license and we go jet skiing like
we did in the Jurassic Park onerandom Yeah we've done it. If I
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went with you guys once you're onlike a water motorcycle, yeah, it's
awesome. It's like just call Max, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, it's cool. All right. This is from a blight town
bimbo fox. Uh. If Jameswas the mama bird and you and Karen
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and Brad were the baby birds,which one of you would be more likely
to fall out of the nest andbreak their wing verse, which would enjoy
being fed predigested food mouth the moutha little too much. Given the stuff
I eat on my channel, Iguess the food one would probably be me.
Yeah, I think I'm ready togorge on James's vomit. That sounds
(47:27):
pretty cool. No, yeah,it wouldn't be the worst thing. Ad
after that thirty year old box ofBatman cereal we did once? Can you
learn how much you hurt yourself?You're definitely falling out of that night?
Did you just say? What inthe goddamn is that fucking question? It's
a fun You gotta probably be aweird you sleep at night? Which one
of you? Guys? This isthe most existential shit I've heard in a
(47:49):
good minute. So you're saying thatBlaketown Bimbo Foxes was out of that's a
weird fucking question. I guess youwere the three Bears. You know.
It's funny. So I look atmy email the other day and it's full
of like these ridiculous, like weird, like silly messages. If I'm like,
what the hell's what the fun?And then I realized the funny um
(48:12):
email video went up where I readall the hilarious fan emails and now you
stoked the fire. Yeah, nowI got like a whole bunch of weird
Like so now it's like until Iget through this whole too many games weekend
and everything and before until I finallyget to catch up and filter all this
stuff out. Then um, yeah, I don't try messaging me right now,
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especially you bimbo. So so Jamesis gonna bar food into our mouth?
No, no, no, he'sdoing that. He's going to be
doing that anyway, because we arebaby birds. We had to enjoy it
too much. We had well thisthis is this is a weird question,
so fucking weird. I don't evenknow. Um justin what that's my answer?
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That wasn't a who oh, whowould fall out? Who would fought?
Justin? Oh a fall Out boy? Faut going down down? Have
you seen um? Um was itFallout Bird? They made a Flappy Bird
mod that was Fallout Boy? Rememberthat? Remember Flappy Bird? Remember?
Like yeah, yeah, they hadthey had they had a Fallout Boy one
(49:19):
and it was stupid. The there'sa VR flappy Bird. The thing that's
funny, kind of funny about itis you can infinitely fly because it's there
was no Um, you know,I guess like whoever made it just made
it so if you hit the buttonand you keep flying, you just flap
all the way to the top.Maybe that'll help us out with our flying.
(49:40):
I used to just do it,go all the way up and then
I would drop. Yeah, itwas fun and not for anything. I'd
get stoned and I would just dothat. I would just fall into you
know them. That's like it's Ithink it's called the vomit comet, speaking
of vomiting, where it's the planethat goes so and they film movies in
(50:01):
there and stuff so that it likeyou actually feel weightlessness, like you're in
space, and they just keep andthey keep doing it up over and over.
Um. This brings up another pointabout we're talking about theme park rides
earlier. Have you guys heard ofthe Youth and Asia coaster? No oh,
where it's like the guy made thecoaster that like if you wrote it,
(50:21):
you would die by the coaster.So it's a coaster that goes all
the way up one of the biggestcoast you've ever seen, and it comes
straight down and goes through nine loopsthat get smaller and smaller and smaller.
That because that way they keep upthe force. Yeah, challenge accepted.
And what and what it does isbecause like when you're going down and you
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hit all those things, I thinkyou're hitting about ten g's so you're ten
times the way to gravity's pushing downon you. So all the blood from
the top of your body's going intoyour legs and feet and you you you
your brain just dies. But yougo through like such a euphoric like like
like it's like lock um um um. Uh is this a real ride?
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It's theoretical. No, it's thetheoretically, So how do you come out
the other end? So it's it'sa roach that would kill you? Then
why is this even like because itwould take lives of elegance and euphoria.
It's a dignified way to go.And John Allen, who served as president
(51:29):
of the Philadelphia Toboggan Company, He'scalled the Euphoria coaster the ultimate roller coaster
and one that sends out twenty fourpeople and they all come back dead.
That makes the next people in mindvery nervous. There's the picture go down
in the like nine loops or whatever. Question Again, there wasn't a question.
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I just wanted to bring up theEuphoria coaster because that looks simple enough,
fine, amazing. So they're notbuilding this thing they show if they
bring that back Action Park. I'mjust saying this. I love if it's
so much fun there there are thereis something to be said about euthanasia and
(52:15):
and people at the end of theirlife and hospice care and stuff. And
if I can go out on anawesome roller coaster and you don't even know
your death, what happens and willit says in there too. If it
doesn't work, they just send youback again. But so what it's like
the electric chair, So you're onthe thing. What it says is the
(52:38):
design is you're on the thing.You get to the Okay, hold on,
this is morbid. You you geton the ride. Sorry's not a
ride, but you get on.You go to the top, and at
the top it stops for a secondand you're allowed to get off, and
then it goes down again. Andthen it goes down and you die.
But let's say you survive and itcomes around again. They're loading all the
(52:59):
corps off. You know, maybethey don't load it off. Maybe they're
oh no, they load all thecorpses off. But someone's like half dead,
and then someone has to sit nextto them. Oh my god,
Python, like he's not dead yet. Now he's dead exactly. But he'd
be the only one to get theT shirt though, that says I survived
and all I got was shirt.Oh god, this is so fucking morbid
(53:23):
shirt. All right, See younext Tuesday, and Happy Halloween. See
you later, and thanks for comingon brad dude anytime. Thanks for having
me. Yeah, thanks for dealingwith this swarthy crew. I have a
good night, everybody. Thanks forlistening to this episode of the Cinemassacre podcast.
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