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Chapter thirty two, How we entered the land of the
Happy Forgetters. Something more about these curious folk. Their dread
of Bulgar and me only a stay of one day
accorded us description of the pleasant homes of the happy Forgetters,
the revolving door through which Bulgar and I are unceremoniously
set outside of the domain of the rattle brains, all
(00:23):
about the extraordinary things which happened to Bulgar and me. Thereafter,
once more in the open air of the upper world,
and then homeward bound, the happy forgeter pursued his way
calmly along the winding path that skirted the glowing river, apparently,
and no doubt really, unconscious of the fact that Bulgar
and I were following close at his heels. After half
(00:44):
an hour or so of this silent tramp, he suddenly
came to a standstill, and, with his placid countenance turned
toward the light. Seemed to be so far away in
thought that for several moments I hesitated to address him,
But as there were no signs of his showing any
dispose position to come to himself, I made bold to
ask him the cause of the delay. I'm happy to
(01:05):
say he remarked, without so much as deigning to turn
his head, that I've forgotten which of these two roads
leads to the homes of our people. Well, this was
a pleasant outlook, to be sure, and I don't know
what we should have done had not Bulgar solved the
difficulty for us by making choice of one of the paths,
and dais sheen on ahead with a bark of encouragement
for us to follow. When I assured the happy forgetter
(01:28):
that he need have no fear as to the wisdom
of the choice, he gave a start of almost horror
at the information. For you must know, dear friends, that
the happy forgetter has more head of knowledge than we
have of ignorance to learn. It is the mother of
all discontent, the source of all unhappiness, the cause of
all the dreadful ills that have come upon the world
and the people in it. The world, said one of
(01:50):
the happy forgetters to me, sadly was perfectly happy once,
and man had no name for his brother, and yet
he loved him, even as the turtle dove loves his mane,
although he has no names to call her by. But
alas one day this happiness came to an end, for
a strange malady broke out among the people. They were
seized with a wild desire to invent names for things,
(02:13):
even many names for the same thing, and different ways
of doing the same thing. This strange passion grew so
upon them that they spent their lives in making them,
in every possible way, harder to live. They built different
roads to the same place. They made different clothes for
different days, and different dishes for different feasts. To each
(02:34):
child they gave two, three, and even four different names,
and different shoes were fashioned for different feet. And one
family was no longer satisfied with one drinking board. Did
they stop there, Nay. They now busied themselves learning how
to make different faces to different friends, covering a frown
with a smile, and singing gay songs when their hurts
(02:55):
were sad. In a few centuries, a brother could no
longer read a brother's face, and one half of the
world went about wondering what the other half was thinking about.
Hence arose misunderstandings, quarrels, feuds. Warfare man was no longer
content to dwell with his fellow man in the spacious
caverns which kind nature had hollowed out for him, piercing
(03:19):
the mountains with winding passages, beside which his narrow streets
dwindled to merest pathways. In the land of the Happy Forgetters,
care never comes to trouble, sleep nor anxious thought to
wear the dread mask of tomorrow. Happy the day on
which this child of nature might exclaim, since morn, I've
forgotten something, i'ven't loaded my mind. It's one thought lighter
(03:43):
than it was. He was the happiest of the happy forgetters,
who could honestly say, I know not thy name, nor
when thou wast born, nor where thou dwellst, nor who
thy kinsmen are. I only know that thou art my brother,
and that thou wilt not see me suffer if I
should forget to eat or perish of thirst, if I
forget to drink, and that thou wilt bid me close
(04:05):
my eyes, if I should forget that I had laid
me down to sleep. Bulgars and my arrival in the
land of the Happy Forgeters filled the hearts of these
curious folk with secret dread. At sight of my large head,
they all began to tremble like children in the dark
stricken with fear of booge or goblin, and with one
voice they refused to permit me to sojourn in a
(04:26):
single brief half hour among them. But gradually this sudden
terror passed off a bit, and after a council held
by a few of the younger men, whose brains as
yet completely filled their heads, it was determined that I
might bide for another day in their land, but that
then the revolving door should be opened and Bulgar and
I be thrust outside of their domain. From what don
(04:49):
Fum had written about the happy forgivers, I knew only
too well that it would be useless for me to
attempt to reverse this degree. So I held my peace,
except to thank them for this great favor shown me.
The daylight, if I may call it so, now began
to wane, or rather, the thousands of light giving creatures
swarming in the river now began to draw in their
(05:10):
long tentacles, clothes, their flower like bodies, and slowly sink
to the bottom of the stream. I was quite anxious
to see whether the happy forgetters would make any attempt
to light up their cavernous homes, or whether they would
simply creep off to bed and sleep out the long
hours of pitchy darkness. To my surprise, I overheard the
clicking of flints on all sides, and in a moment
(05:33):
or so a thousand or more great candles made of
mineral wax with asbestos wicks were lighted, and the great
chambers of white marble were soon aglow with these soft
and steady flame. The happy forgetters were strictly vegetable eaters,
feeding upon the various fungus plants growing in these caverns
in great profusion, together with a very nutritious and pleasant
(05:54):
tasting chilly made from a hardened gum of vegetable origin,
which abounded in the credit of certain rocks. There was
still another source of food, namely the nests of certain shellfish,
which they built against the face of the rock, just
above the surface of the water. These, dissolved in boiling water,
made an excellent broth, very much like the soup from
(06:16):
edible birds nests. The clothes worn by the happy forgetters
were entirely woven from mineral wool, which in these caverns
gave a long and strong fiber of astonishing softness. The
rattle brains were tolerably good metal workers too, but contented
themselves with fashioning only such articles as were actually necessary
for daily use. Their beds were stuffed with dried seaweed
(06:38):
and lichens. In Bulgar and I passed a very comfortable night,
as I was forbidden to speak aloud, to ask a question,
or to walk abroad unless in company with one of
the selectmen. I was not sorry when the moment came
for the revolving door to be opened. The happy forgetters
had been led to believe that Bulgar and I were
a thousand times more dangerous than skaraly monsters or black
(07:01):
winged vampires, and hence they held themselves aloof from us,
the children hiding behind their mothers, and the mothers peering
through crack and crevice at us. The size of my
head inspired them with a nameless dread, and even the
half dozen of the younger and more courageous drew aside
instinctively to let me pass. For the first time in
my life, I was an object of horror to my
(07:23):
fellow creatures, but I had no hard thoughts against them,
timid children of nature that they were. To them, I
was as terrible an object as the torch armed demon
of destruction would be to us were he let loose
in one of our fair cities of the upper world.
And now the guard of happy forgetters had halted in
front of what seemed to be a huge cask fashioned
(07:43):
of solid marble, and set one half within the white
wall of the cavern to which they had led me.
But on second glance I saw that there was a
row of square holes around its bulge, like those in
the top of a capstan. The happy forgiters now disappeared
for a moment, and when they joined me again, each
bore in hand a metal bar, the end of which
(08:03):
lies set in one of these holes. And then, at
a signal from the leader, the huge half circle of
marble began to turn noiselessly around, exactly like a capstan.
As each man's lever came to the wall, he shifted
it to the front again. Suddenly, to my amazement, I
saw that the great marble cask was hollow, like a
sentry box. And you may judge of my feelings, dear friends.
(08:26):
Upon being politely requested to step inside, did I refuse
to obey? Not I it would have been useless, for
was not the whole tribe of rattle brains there to
lay hands upon me and thrust me in. So, taking
off my hat and making a low bow to the
little group of happy forgetters, I stepped within the hollow cask,
and Bulgar did the same, but not with so good
(08:49):
a grace as his master. For casting an angry glance
at the inhospitable dwellers in these chambers of white marble,
he growled and laid bare his teeth to show his
content empted for them. Now the great marble cask began
to revolve the other way, and in a moment it
was back in place again. I heard several sharp clicks,
as if a number of huge spring latches had snapped
(09:12):
into place, And then all was silent as the tomb,
and I had almost said as dark too, But no,
I could not say that, for I looked out into
a low tunnel which ran past the niche in which
Bulgar and I were standing, and to my more than
wonder it was dimly lighted. I stepped out into it.
It was as round as a cannon bore, and just
(09:33):
high enough for me to stand erect. And now I
discovered whence the light proceeded in the cracks and crevices
of its walls grew vast masses of those delicate light
giving fungus rootlets, the glow of which was so strong
that I had no difficulty in reading and writing on
my tablets. In fact, I stood there for several minutes,
making entries by the light of these bunches of glowing rootlets.
(09:57):
Then the thought flashed through my mind, which way shall
I turn? To the right or to the left. Bulgar
comprehended the cause of my vacillation, and made haste to
come to my rescue. After sniffing the air, first in
one direction and in any other, he chose the right hand,
and I followed, without a thought of questioning his wisdom.
Strange to say, he had not advanced more than a
(10:18):
few hundred rods before I noticed that there was a
strong current of air blowing through the tunnel in the
direction Vulgar had taken. Every moment it increased in violence, fairly,
lifting us from our feet and bearing us along through
this narrow bore made by Nature's own hands, and lighted
too by lamps of her own fashioning. The motion of
the air through this vast pipe caused bursts of mighty tones,
(10:42):
as if peeled forth by some gigantic organ played by
giant hands. It was strange, but yet I felt no
terror as I listened to this unearthly music, although its
depth of tone jarred painfully upon my ear drums. By
the dim light of the luminous rootlets, I could see
Ulgar just ahead of me, and I was content. No
(11:02):
shiver of fear ran down my back or robbed my
limbs of their full power to resist the ever increasing
pressure of the air. But as it grew stronger and stronger,
half of my own accord, and half because Bulgar set
the example, I broke into a run. Our pace, once quickened,
it was impossible for me to slow up again, on
on in a mad race, my feet scarcely touching the
(11:25):
bottom of the tunnel, I sped along while the great
pipe through which I was borne on the very wings
of the gale, sent forth its deep and majestic peal.
There was something strangely and mysteriously exciting in this race,
and all that kept me from enjoying it to my
full bent was the thought that a sudden increase in
the violence of the blast might toss me violently on
(11:46):
my face. Impossibly break an arm for me, or injure
me in some serious way. All at once, the deep
peeling forth of the organ like tone seized, and in
its stead came the awful sound of a rushing water.
Before I had time to think, it was upon me,
striking me like a terrific blow from some gigantic fist
(12:06):
wearing a boxing glove. The next instant I was caught
up like a cork on a mountain. Torrent swayed from
side to side, twisted, turned, stapped down and cast up again,
whirled over and over, tossed and tumbled, rolled along like
a wheel, my arms and legsless spokes, wonderful to relate.
I did not lose consciousness as this terrible current shot
(12:27):
me like a stick of timber through the flume, whither
I knew not only that the speed and volume went
ever on increasing, until at last the tumultuous torrent filled
the tunnel and robbed me of light, of breath, of life,
of everything, including my faithful and loving bulgar. How long
it lasted, this fearful ride in the arms of these
(12:48):
mad waters, rushing as if for life or death through
this narrow boar, I know not I only know that
my ears were suddenly assailed with a mighty whizz and
rush of water, as through the nuzzle of some gigantic hose,
and that I was shot out into the glorious sunshine,
out on to the grand, free open air of the
upper world, and sent flying up toward the dear blue
(13:11):
sky with its flecks of fleecely cloudlets, and Bulgar some
twenty feet ahead of me, And that then, with a
gracefully curved flight through the soft and balmy air of
harvest time, we both were gently dropped into a quiet
little lake, nestled at the foot of a hillside yellow
with ripened corn. In a moment or so we had
(13:32):
swum ashore. Bulgar wanted to halt and shake the water
from his thick coat, but I couldn't wait for that.
Wet as he was, I clasped into my heart while
he showered caresses on me. But not a word was said,
not a sound was uttered, we both of us too
happy to speak. And if you have ever been in
that state, dear friends, you know how it feels. I
(13:53):
can't describe it to you. At this moment, some men
and boys clad in the garb of the Russian peasant
came racing across the fields to see what I was about,
no doubt, for I had stripped off my heavy outside
clothing and was spreading it out in the sun to dry.
Upon sight of these red cheeked children of the upper world,
I was so overcome with joy that for a moment
(14:14):
or so I couldn't get a syllable across my lips.
But making a great effort, I cried out, Fathers, brothers,
where am I speak, my dear souls in northeastern Siberia.
Little soul, replied the eldest of the party, not far
from the banks of the Obie. But whence comest thou boy,
Saint Nicholas, I believe thou hast spit out of the spouting. Well,
(14:38):
what art thou doing here alone? I paid no attention
to the question. I was thinking of something else of
more importance to me. To wit my splendid achievement, the
marvelous underground journey I had just completed, fully five hundred
miles in length, passing completely under the ural mountains. After
a short stay at the nearest village, I engaged the
(14:59):
best guide that was to be had, and crossed the earls.
By the pass in the most direct line re entered Russia,
had made haste to join the first government train on
its way to Saint Petersburg, having despatched a courier with
letters to my beloved parents informing them of my good
health and whereabouts. I passed several weeks very pleasantly in
(15:20):
the Russian capital, and then, by easy stages, set out
for home. The elder Baron came as far as Riga
to meet me and brought me the best of news
from Castle Trump, that my dear mother was in perfect health,
and that she and every man, woman and child in
and about the castle were anxiously awaiting to give me
a real German welcome back home. And here, dear friends
(15:43):
mitt Hertzlein, Greece, Bulger and I take our leave of you.
End of chapter thirty two. End of Baron Trump's Marvelous
Underground Journey by Ingersoll Lockwood
Chapter thirty two, How we entered the land of the
Happy Forgetters. Something more about these curious folk. Their dread
of Bulgar and me only a stay of one day
accorded us description of the pleasant homes of the happy Forgetters,
the revolving door through which Bulgar and I are unceremoniously
set outside of the domain of the rattle brains, all
(00:23):
about the extraordinary things which happened to Bulgar and me. Thereafter,
once more in the open air of the upper world,
and then homeward bound, the happy forgeter pursued his way
calmly along the winding path that skirted the glowing river, apparently,
and no doubt really, unconscious of the fact that Bulgar
and I were following close at his heels. After half
(00:44):
an hour or so of this silent tramp, he suddenly
came to a standstill, and, with his placid countenance turned
toward the light. Seemed to be so far away in
thought that for several moments I hesitated to address him,
But as there were no signs of his showing any
dispose position to come to himself, I made bold to
ask him the cause of the delay. I'm happy to
(01:05):
say he remarked, without so much as deigning to turn
his head, that I've forgotten which of these two roads
leads to the homes of our people. Well, this was
a pleasant outlook, to be sure, and I don't know
what we should have done had not Bulgar solved the
difficulty for us by making choice of one of the paths,
and dais sheen on ahead with a bark of encouragement
for us to follow. When I assured the happy forgetter
(01:28):
that he need have no fear as to the wisdom
of the choice, he gave a start of almost horror
at the information. For you must know, dear friends, that
the happy forgetter has more head of knowledge than we
have of ignorance to learn. It is the mother of
all discontent, the source of all unhappiness, the cause of
all the dreadful ills that have come upon the world
and the people in it. The world, said one of
(01:50):
the happy forgetters to me, sadly was perfectly happy once,
and man had no name for his brother, and yet
he loved him, even as the turtle dove loves his mane,
although he has no names to call her by. But
alas one day this happiness came to an end, for
a strange malady broke out among the people. They were
seized with a wild desire to invent names for things,
(02:13):
even many names for the same thing, and different ways
of doing the same thing. This strange passion grew so
upon them that they spent their lives in making them,
in every possible way, harder to live. They built different
roads to the same place. They made different clothes for
different days, and different dishes for different feasts. To each
(02:34):
child they gave two, three, and even four different names,
and different shoes were fashioned for different feet. And one
family was no longer satisfied with one drinking board. Did
they stop there, Nay. They now busied themselves learning how
to make different faces to different friends, covering a frown
with a smile, and singing gay songs when their hurts
(02:55):
were sad. In a few centuries, a brother could no
longer read a brother's face, and one half of the
world went about wondering what the other half was thinking about.
Hence arose misunderstandings, quarrels, feuds. Warfare man was no longer
content to dwell with his fellow man in the spacious
caverns which kind nature had hollowed out for him, piercing
(03:19):
the mountains with winding passages, beside which his narrow streets
dwindled to merest pathways. In the land of the Happy Forgetters,
care never comes to trouble, sleep nor anxious thought to
wear the dread mask of tomorrow. Happy the day on
which this child of nature might exclaim, since morn, I've
forgotten something, i'ven't loaded my mind. It's one thought lighter
(03:43):
than it was. He was the happiest of the happy forgetters,
who could honestly say, I know not thy name, nor
when thou wast born, nor where thou dwellst, nor who
thy kinsmen are. I only know that thou art my brother,
and that thou wilt not see me suffer if I
should forget to eat or perish of thirst, if I
forget to drink, and that thou wilt bid me close
(04:05):
my eyes, if I should forget that I had laid
me down to sleep. Bulgars and my arrival in the
land of the Happy Forgeters filled the hearts of these
curious folk with secret dread. At sight of my large head,
they all began to tremble like children in the dark
stricken with fear of booge or goblin, and with one
voice they refused to permit me to sojourn in a
(04:26):
single brief half hour among them. But gradually this sudden
terror passed off a bit, and after a council held
by a few of the younger men, whose brains as
yet completely filled their heads, it was determined that I
might bide for another day in their land, but that
then the revolving door should be opened and Bulgar and
I be thrust outside of their domain. From what don
(04:49):
Fum had written about the happy forgivers, I knew only
too well that it would be useless for me to
attempt to reverse this degree. So I held my peace,
except to thank them for this great favor shown me.
The daylight, if I may call it so, now began
to wane, or rather, the thousands of light giving creatures
swarming in the river now began to draw in their
(05:10):
long tentacles, clothes, their flower like bodies, and slowly sink
to the bottom of the stream. I was quite anxious
to see whether the happy forgetters would make any attempt
to light up their cavernous homes, or whether they would
simply creep off to bed and sleep out the long
hours of pitchy darkness. To my surprise, I overheard the
clicking of flints on all sides, and in a moment
(05:33):
or so a thousand or more great candles made of
mineral wax with asbestos wicks were lighted, and the great
chambers of white marble were soon aglow with these soft
and steady flame. The happy forgetters were strictly vegetable eaters,
feeding upon the various fungus plants growing in these caverns
in great profusion, together with a very nutritious and pleasant
(05:54):
tasting chilly made from a hardened gum of vegetable origin,
which abounded in the credit of certain rocks. There was
still another source of food, namely the nests of certain shellfish,
which they built against the face of the rock, just
above the surface of the water. These, dissolved in boiling water,
made an excellent broth, very much like the soup from
(06:16):
edible birds nests. The clothes worn by the happy forgetters
were entirely woven from mineral wool, which in these caverns
gave a long and strong fiber of astonishing softness. The
rattle brains were tolerably good metal workers too, but contented
themselves with fashioning only such articles as were actually necessary
for daily use. Their beds were stuffed with dried seaweed
(06:38):
and lichens. In Bulgar and I passed a very comfortable night,
as I was forbidden to speak aloud, to ask a question,
or to walk abroad unless in company with one of
the selectmen. I was not sorry when the moment came
for the revolving door to be opened. The happy forgetters
had been led to believe that Bulgar and I were
a thousand times more dangerous than skaraly monsters or black
(07:01):
winged vampires, and hence they held themselves aloof from us,
the children hiding behind their mothers, and the mothers peering
through crack and crevice at us. The size of my
head inspired them with a nameless dread, and even the
half dozen of the younger and more courageous drew aside
instinctively to let me pass. For the first time in
my life, I was an object of horror to my
(07:23):
fellow creatures, but I had no hard thoughts against them,
timid children of nature that they were. To them, I
was as terrible an object as the torch armed demon
of destruction would be to us were he let loose
in one of our fair cities of the upper world.
And now the guard of happy forgetters had halted in
front of what seemed to be a huge cask fashioned
(07:43):
of solid marble, and set one half within the white
wall of the cavern to which they had led me.
But on second glance I saw that there was a
row of square holes around its bulge, like those in
the top of a capstan. The happy forgiters now disappeared
for a moment, and when they joined me again, each
bore in hand a metal bar, the end of which
(08:03):
lies set in one of these holes. And then, at
a signal from the leader, the huge half circle of
marble began to turn noiselessly around, exactly like a capstan.
As each man's lever came to the wall, he shifted
it to the front again. Suddenly, to my amazement, I
saw that the great marble cask was hollow, like a
sentry box. And you may judge of my feelings, dear friends.
(08:26):
Upon being politely requested to step inside, did I refuse
to obey? Not I it would have been useless, for
was not the whole tribe of rattle brains there to
lay hands upon me and thrust me in. So, taking
off my hat and making a low bow to the
little group of happy forgetters, I stepped within the hollow cask,
and Bulgar did the same, but not with so good
(08:49):
a grace as his master. For casting an angry glance
at the inhospitable dwellers in these chambers of white marble,
he growled and laid bare his teeth to show his
content empted for them. Now the great marble cask began
to revolve the other way, and in a moment it
was back in place again. I heard several sharp clicks,
as if a number of huge spring latches had snapped
(09:12):
into place, And then all was silent as the tomb,
and I had almost said as dark too, But no,
I could not say that, for I looked out into
a low tunnel which ran past the niche in which
Bulgar and I were standing, and to my more than
wonder it was dimly lighted. I stepped out into it.
It was as round as a cannon bore, and just
(09:33):
high enough for me to stand erect. And now I
discovered whence the light proceeded in the cracks and crevices
of its walls grew vast masses of those delicate light
giving fungus rootlets, the glow of which was so strong
that I had no difficulty in reading and writing on
my tablets. In fact, I stood there for several minutes,
making entries by the light of these bunches of glowing rootlets.
(09:57):
Then the thought flashed through my mind, which way shall
I turn? To the right or to the left. Bulgar
comprehended the cause of my vacillation, and made haste to
come to my rescue. After sniffing the air, first in
one direction and in any other, he chose the right hand,
and I followed, without a thought of questioning his wisdom.
Strange to say, he had not advanced more than a
(10:18):
few hundred rods before I noticed that there was a
strong current of air blowing through the tunnel in the
direction Vulgar had taken. Every moment it increased in violence, fairly,
lifting us from our feet and bearing us along through
this narrow bore made by Nature's own hands, and lighted
too by lamps of her own fashioning. The motion of
the air through this vast pipe caused bursts of mighty tones,
(10:42):
as if peeled forth by some gigantic organ played by
giant hands. It was strange, but yet I felt no
terror as I listened to this unearthly music, although its
depth of tone jarred painfully upon my ear drums. By
the dim light of the luminous rootlets, I could see
Ulgar just ahead of me, and I was content. No
(11:02):
shiver of fear ran down my back or robbed my
limbs of their full power to resist the ever increasing
pressure of the air. But as it grew stronger and stronger,
half of my own accord, and half because Bulgar set
the example, I broke into a run. Our pace, once quickened,
it was impossible for me to slow up again, on
on in a mad race, my feet scarcely touching the
(11:25):
bottom of the tunnel, I sped along while the great
pipe through which I was borne on the very wings
of the gale, sent forth its deep and majestic peal.
There was something strangely and mysteriously exciting in this race,
and all that kept me from enjoying it to my
full bent was the thought that a sudden increase in
the violence of the blast might toss me violently on
(11:46):
my face. Impossibly break an arm for me, or injure
me in some serious way. All at once, the deep
peeling forth of the organ like tone seized, and in
its stead came the awful sound of a rushing water.
Before I had time to think, it was upon me,
striking me like a terrific blow from some gigantic fist
(12:06):
wearing a boxing glove. The next instant I was caught
up like a cork on a mountain. Torrent swayed from
side to side, twisted, turned, stapped down and cast up again,
whirled over and over, tossed and tumbled, rolled along like
a wheel, my arms and legsless spokes, wonderful to relate.
I did not lose consciousness as this terrible current shot
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me like a stick of timber through the flume, whither
I knew not only that the speed and volume went
ever on increasing, until at last the tumultuous torrent filled
the tunnel and robbed me of light, of breath, of life,
of everything, including my faithful and loving bulgar. How long
it lasted, this fearful ride in the arms of these
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mad waters, rushing as if for life or death through
this narrow boar, I know not I only know that
my ears were suddenly assailed with a mighty whizz and
rush of water, as through the nuzzle of some gigantic hose,
and that I was shot out into the glorious sunshine,
out on to the grand, free open air of the
upper world, and sent flying up toward the dear blue
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sky with its flecks of fleecely cloudlets, and Bulgar some
twenty feet ahead of me, And that then, with a
gracefully curved flight through the soft and balmy air of
harvest time, we both were gently dropped into a quiet
little lake, nestled at the foot of a hillside yellow
with ripened corn. In a moment or so we had
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swum ashore. Bulgar wanted to halt and shake the water
from his thick coat, but I couldn't wait for that.
Wet as he was, I clasped into my heart while
he showered caresses on me. But not a word was said,
not a sound was uttered, we both of us too
happy to speak. And if you have ever been in
that state, dear friends, you know how it feels. I
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can't describe it to you. At this moment, some men
and boys clad in the garb of the Russian peasant
came racing across the fields to see what I was about,
no doubt, for I had stripped off my heavy outside
clothing and was spreading it out in the sun to dry.
Upon sight of these red cheeked children of the upper world,
I was so overcome with joy that for a moment
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or so I couldn't get a syllable across my lips.
But making a great effort, I cried out, Fathers, brothers,
where am I speak, my dear souls in northeastern Siberia.
Little soul, replied the eldest of the party, not far
from the banks of the Obie. But whence comest thou boy,
Saint Nicholas, I believe thou hast spit out of the spouting. Well,
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what art thou doing here alone? I paid no attention
to the question. I was thinking of something else of
more importance to me. To wit my splendid achievement, the
marvelous underground journey I had just completed, fully five hundred
miles in length, passing completely under the ural mountains. After
a short stay at the nearest village, I engaged the
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best guide that was to be had, and crossed the earls.
By the pass in the most direct line re entered Russia,
had made haste to join the first government train on
its way to Saint Petersburg, having despatched a courier with
letters to my beloved parents informing them of my good
health and whereabouts. I passed several weeks very pleasantly in
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the Russian capital, and then, by easy stages, set out
for home. The elder Baron came as far as Riga
to meet me and brought me the best of news
from Castle Trump, that my dear mother was in perfect health,
and that she and every man, woman and child in
and about the castle were anxiously awaiting to give me
a real German welcome back home. And here, dear friends
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mitt Hertzlein, Greece, Bulger and I take our leave of you.
End of chapter thirty two. End of Baron Trump's Marvelous
Underground Journey by Ingersoll Lockwood
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