Cold Brew Got Me Like

Cold Brew Got Me Like

Chris and Greg Crofton have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New episode every Monday!

Episodes

October 16, 2025 96 mins
How customer servivce robots lead to golf violence. ALSO: Porn star John Holmes reminiscing about doing things he never actually did. PLUS: Chris Crofton's Punch-Ups, and a song of the week from Leslie Stevens!!!!

Leslie Stevens - "Taken": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xv7clJtOyA

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Video of golfers being punched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDhVp...
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It's time for The New York Times to deploy larger fonts. ALSO: Bill Burr's lame excuses. PLUS: Bob Dylan should never have gone to Malibu, and...a song of the week by Bob Dylan!!!

Bob Dylan: "Senor (Tales of Yankee Power)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrxzJL8z0W8

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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Sexy Yelp! Finding, erm, community at Cinema 1 in Rossville, GA. ALSO: Vision boards with skyscrapers on them. PLUS: A song of the week from Archers of Loaf!!!!

Archers of Loaf - "Raleigh Days": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV3G1O8Tqj0&list=RDtV3G1O8Tqj0&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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Chris goes it alone! We shattered communities in order to sell more toasters! A song of the week from The Wedding Present. Support the Patreon. PLUS: A new business venture.

Chris Crofton's Punch-Ups: Bestofbread@gmail.com

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

The Wedding Present - "Crawl": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXciizFGdes&list=RDpXciizFGdes&start_radio=1

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Movies about race cars, and a generation of edgelords. ALSO: A new bell! It sounds like a sound bath bell. PLUS: The real consequences to constantly demonizing other people, and a glorious song of the week from Jessica Breanne!!!!

Jessica Breanne - "Over the Bayou": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8bjTpGzstY

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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Chris recaps his LA trip!!! ALSO: Monkey-people cannot have access to screens. PLUS: Imagine if we were on a yacht, but it felt just like our regular house - and a song of the week from Jake Holmes!!!

Jake Holmes - "So Close": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJgjmYpAGy4

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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We discuss two new documentaries that beautifully highlight the dignity - and self-loathing - of the American working class. "Baxter Bi-Rite" (link to another doc by the same director below) and "Clovers." ALSO: Chris talks about communal living, and not trusting Gavin Newsom. PLUS: RIP Brent Hinds! 

"Carthage House of Beauty" (short documentary): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z9_D-xEBaY

Mastodon - "Blood and Thunder": https://www...
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Chris quits his job! ALSO: These monopolists have got us over a virtual barrel. PLUS: A beautiful song of the week from Richard Thompson!!!

Richard Thompson - "Beeswing": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HApy-Xoix-g&list=RDHApy-Xoix-g&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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Just Chris! Featuring the unreleased title track from his new album!!

"I Don't Believe" video - Directed by Alex R. Johnson. Shot at Coney Island: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49nR19ZKKsU&list=RD49nR19ZKKsU&start_radio=1


Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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Donegan's high-performance caveman clubs! ALSO: How rich people could learn gratitude from Indonesian monkeys trading smartphones for mangos. PLUS: Talking about gender roles to avoid talking about fascism, and a song of the week from John Grant!!!!!

John Grant - "Queen of Denmark": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_oNylzsY7I

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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July 23, 2025 73 mins
The Grunge Report! Chris paid a therapist to talk about Alice in Chains. ALSO: Aging parents. PLUS: A song of the week from Raekwon and Nas!!!

Raekwon - "The Omerta": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg2nS_qB6xc


Video for Chris' song "Side Effects": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5F0I8d2OOU

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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Evangelical Christians lying, passionately. Greg Abbott mansplains Football to Flood Victims. ALSO: Greg thinks we should "consult with the French," and try to tow away the Statue of Liberty - both great ideas. PLUS: A great Advice King column, and a song from Bob Vylan!!!

Bob Vylan - "Reign": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh1UXPrf_84&list=RDLh1UXPrf_84&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

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July 8, 2025 89 mins
AUDIO ISSUES and...these motherf*ckers want to kill everybody. ALSO: F*ck Russ Douthat's unpronouncable name. PLUS: An old, relevant, Advice King, and as song of the week from Oasis!!!!

Oasis - "My Big Mouth": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nQLTE0blQg

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Some weirdo reads Chris's column: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy2GDskH2FA
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Theocratic tax-cutting. Russell Vought, abused child. ALSO: Peter Thiel should try calling people stagnant at the Elk's Lodge. PLUS: Chris impersonates modern music! Modern scumbags ordering scoops of ice cream from DoorDash. A song of the week from Ronnie Milsap!

Ronnie Milsap - "Stranger in My House": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYrXp8aQHsE

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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June 23, 2025 78 mins
Chris spirals, and Greg does his best to save him. ALSO: How to turn a defunct smoothie company into an opportunity to make a big speech. PLUS: Renaming Buster Brown, and a song of the week from Marc Jordan!!!

Marc Jordan - "Marina Del Rey": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaxBpvRkRk

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

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Chris and Greg revisit the all-vape economy. ALSO: Philosophers competing to be in the worst mood ever. PLUS: The differences between women and men?! A song of the week from Brian Wilson/The Beach Boys!!!

The Beach Boys - "I Know There's an Answer": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TfUo2Pg0Sg

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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June 10, 2025 31 mins
A short one, with great air conditioning. Chris reads the latest Advice King, and a soothing song of the week from Dan Fogelberg!

Dan Fogelberg - "There's a Place in the World For a Gambler": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2fp24RsVjs

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
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June 3, 2025 81 mins
Chris scales the sheer face of COLD BREW - alone! All the usual complaints, PLUS Chris's new single "Vitamin D" - out Friday everyehere - in its entirety EXCLUSIVELY for #CBGML  listeners. 

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Chris Crofton Bandcamp: ChrisCrofton.bandcamp.com
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I had a great conversation with my old friend Rick Wood about all kinds of stuff. Here's the link to his Bandcamp: 

"Lone Jogger" - https://lonejogger.bandcamp.com/

Here's some of his stand-up, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NUe7Dv2Gwk
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May 26, 2025 95 mins
Vice Magazine, and the sexification of the "news." ALSO: There will never be another Democratic President. PLUS: A pretty, peaceful song of the week from Nick Lowe!!!

Nick Lowe - "True Love Travels on a Gravel Road: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rQQPFM2c34

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

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