Cold Brew Got Me Like
Chris and Greg Crofton have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New episode every Monday!
Episodes
November 10, 2025 • 96 mins
Kristen Toomey is back!!! We have another DEEP (and fun) conversation about comedy and life. Go see Kristen live any chance you get!
Kristen Toomey IG: https://www.instagram.com/kristentoomey/
Kristen Toomey IG: https://www.instagram.com/kristentoomey/
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November 8, 2025 • 78 mins
WWII vets giving sensual haircuts. ALSO: Chris had no natural part?! PLUS: The new Advice King, and a song of the week by The Velvet Underground!!!
Our beloved father, Charles R. Crofton (1941-2025): https://www.nashvillefuneralandcremation.com/obituaries/charles-crofton
Velvet Underground - "European Son": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNZeMMDEZfo
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
Our beloved father, Charles R. Crofton (1941-2025): https://www.nashvillefuneralandcremation.com/obituaries/charles-crofton
Velvet Underground - "European Son": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNZeMMDEZfo
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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November 3, 2025 • 93 mins
Economists getting their minds blown by the basics. ALSO: Airbnb your bathtub. PLUS: Chris is hosting The Devil At Your Heels screening November 19th at The Belcourt Theatre!!!!
Public Enemy - "Bring the Noise": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZF4G79OLkk&list=RDmZF4G79OLkk&start_radio=1
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
Public Enemy - "Bring the Noise": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZF4G79OLkk&list=RDmZF4G79OLkk&start_radio=1
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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October 16, 2025 • 96 mins
How customer servivce robots lead to golf violence. ALSO: Porn star John Holmes reminiscing about doing things he never actually did. PLUS: Chris Crofton's Punch-Ups, and a song of the week from Leslie Stevens!!!!
Leslie Stevens - "Taken": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xv7clJtOyA
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
Video of golfers being punched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDhVp...
Leslie Stevens - "Taken": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xv7clJtOyA
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
Video of golfers being punched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDhVp...
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October 8, 2025 • 75 mins
It's time for The New York Times to deploy larger fonts. ALSO: Bill Burr's lame excuses. PLUS: Bob Dylan should never have gone to Malibu, and...a song of the week by Bob Dylan!!!
Bob Dylan: "Senor (Tales of Yankee Power)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrxzJL8z0W8
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
Bob Dylan: "Senor (Tales of Yankee Power)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrxzJL8z0W8
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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October 1, 2025 • 101 mins
Sexy Yelp! Finding, erm, community at Cinema 1 in Rossville, GA. ALSO: Vision boards with skyscrapers on them. PLUS: A song of the week from Archers of Loaf!!!!
Archers of Loaf - "Raleigh Days": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV3G1O8Tqj0&list=RDtV3G1O8Tqj0&start_radio=1
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
Archers of Loaf - "Raleigh Days": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV3G1O8Tqj0&list=RDtV3G1O8Tqj0&start_radio=1
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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September 22, 2025 • 63 mins
Chris goes it alone! We shattered communities in order to sell more toasters! A song of the week from The Wedding Present. Support the Patreon. PLUS: A new business venture.
Chris Crofton's Punch-Ups: Bestofbread@gmail.com
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
The Wedding Present - "Crawl": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXciizFGdes&list=RDpXciizFGdes&start_radio=1
Chris Crofton's Punch-Ups: Bestofbread@gmail.com
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
The Wedding Present - "Crawl": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXciizFGdes&list=RDpXciizFGdes&start_radio=1
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September 16, 2025 • 101 mins
Movies about race cars, and a generation of edgelords. ALSO: A new bell! It sounds like a sound bath bell. PLUS: The real consequences to constantly demonizing other people, and a glorious song of the week from Jessica Breanne!!!!
Jessica Breanne - "Over the Bayou": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8bjTpGzstY
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
Jessica Breanne - "Over the Bayou": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8bjTpGzstY
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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September 10, 2025 • 109 mins
Chris recaps his LA trip!!! ALSO: Monkey-people cannot have access to screens. PLUS: Imagine if we were on a yacht, but it felt just like our regular house - and a song of the week from Jake Holmes!!!
Jake Holmes - "So Close": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJgjmYpAGy4
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
Jake Holmes - "So Close": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJgjmYpAGy4
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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August 26, 2025 • 99 mins
We discuss two new documentaries that beautifully highlight the dignity - and self-loathing - of the American working class. "Baxter Bi-Rite" (link to another doc by the same director below) and "Clovers." ALSO: Chris talks about communal living, and not trusting Gavin Newsom. PLUS: RIP Brent Hinds!
"Carthage House of Beauty" (short documentary): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z9_D-xEBaY
Mastodon - "Blood and Thunder": https://www...
"Carthage House of Beauty" (short documentary): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z9_D-xEBaY
Mastodon - "Blood and Thunder": https://www...
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August 25, 2025 • 77 mins
Chris quits his job! ALSO: These monopolists have got us over a virtual barrel. PLUS: A beautiful song of the week from Richard Thompson!!!
Richard Thompson - "Beeswing": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HApy-Xoix-g&list=RDHApy-Xoix-g&start_radio=1
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
Richard Thompson - "Beeswing": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HApy-Xoix-g&list=RDHApy-Xoix-g&start_radio=1
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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August 10, 2025 • 64 mins
Just Chris! Featuring the unreleased title track from his new album!!
"I Don't Believe" video - Directed by Alex R. Johnson. Shot at Coney Island: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49nR19ZKKsU&list=RD49nR19ZKKsU&start_radio=1
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
"I Don't Believe" video - Directed by Alex R. Johnson. Shot at Coney Island: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49nR19ZKKsU&list=RD49nR19ZKKsU&start_radio=1
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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August 6, 2025 • 78 mins
Donegan's high-performance caveman clubs! ALSO: How rich people could learn gratitude from Indonesian monkeys trading smartphones for mangos. PLUS: Talking about gender roles to avoid talking about fascism, and a song of the week from John Grant!!!!!
John Grant - "Queen of Denmark": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_oNylzsY7I
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
John Grant - "Queen of Denmark": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_oNylzsY7I
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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July 23, 2025 • 73 mins
The Grunge Report! Chris paid a therapist to talk about Alice in Chains. ALSO: Aging parents. PLUS: A song of the week from Raekwon and Nas!!!
Raekwon - "The Omerta": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg2nS_qB6xc
Video for Chris' song "Side Effects": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5F0I8d2OOU
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
Raekwon - "The Omerta": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg2nS_qB6xc
Video for Chris' song "Side Effects": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5F0I8d2OOU
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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July 21, 2025 • 91 mins
Evangelical Christians lying, passionately. Greg Abbott mansplains Football to Flood Victims. ALSO: Greg thinks we should "consult with the French," and try to tow away the Statue of Liberty - both great ideas. PLUS: A great Advice King column, and a song from Bob Vylan!!!
Bob Vylan - "Reign": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh1UXPrf_84&list=RDLh1UXPrf_84&start_radio=1
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
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Bob Vylan - "Reign": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh1UXPrf_84&list=RDLh1UXPrf_84&start_radio=1
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
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July 8, 2025 • 89 mins
AUDIO ISSUES and...these motherf*ckers want to kill everybody. ALSO: F*ck Russ Douthat's unpronouncable name. PLUS: An old, relevant, Advice King, and as song of the week from Oasis!!!!
Oasis - "My Big Mouth": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nQLTE0blQg
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
Some weirdo reads Chris's column: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy2GDskH2FA
Oasis - "My Big Mouth": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nQLTE0blQg
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
Some weirdo reads Chris's column: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy2GDskH2FA
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July 2, 2025 • 105 mins
Theocratic tax-cutting. Russell Vought, abused child. ALSO: Peter Thiel should try calling people stagnant at the Elk's Lodge. PLUS: Chris impersonates modern music! Modern scumbags ordering scoops of ice cream from DoorDash. A song of the week from Ronnie Milsap!
Ronnie Milsap - "Stranger in My House": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYrXp8aQHsE
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
Ronnie Milsap - "Stranger in My House": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYrXp8aQHsE
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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June 23, 2025 • 78 mins
Chris spirals, and Greg does his best to save him. ALSO: How to turn a defunct smoothie company into an opportunity to make a big speech. PLUS: Renaming Buster Brown, and a song of the week from Marc Jordan!!!
Marc Jordan - "Marina Del Rey": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaxBpvRkRk
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
Marc Jordan - "Marina Del Rey": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaxBpvRkRk
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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June 19, 2025 • 63 mins
Chris and Greg revisit the all-vape economy. ALSO: Philosophers competing to be in the worst mood ever. PLUS: The differences between women and men?! A song of the week from Brian Wilson/The Beach Boys!!!
The Beach Boys - "I Know There's an Answer": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TfUo2Pg0Sg
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
The Beach Boys - "I Know There's an Answer": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TfUo2Pg0Sg
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
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June 10, 2025 • 31 mins
A short one, with great air conditioning. Chris reads the latest Advice King, and a soothing song of the week from Dan Fogelberg!
Dan Fogelberg - "There's a Place in the World For a Gambler": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2fp24RsVjs
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Dan Fogelberg - "There's a Place in the World For a Gambler": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2fp24RsVjs
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
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