February 24, 2024 • 24 mins
My ol pay and comedian big Shane stops by the comedy lab
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That's the hard hitting questions. Sowhen you left, you were doing you
created this thing called the Wheel ofDeath, which was awesome, which was
why don't you explain with the wheelof death, open mic? What was
that you? The Wheel of Deathwas a It was almost like an improv
stand up. I would give youfive minutes of your own material, right,
(00:25):
and then I would do five minutesof something. You you spun the
wheel and whatever premise or topic itlanded on, you had to do three
to five minutes of common and thereyou go. It was a top the
top of your head. You hadto go out to get something like thirtles
(00:47):
speaking of I, uh that wasprobably uh that was me. If you're
wondering, Google, I did getto those and then there is a clip
of that, and I'm gonna seeif I can briefly show that because the
idea was fantastic, because open micsare boring. I did when it was
just three people. When I'm goingup there like hey, everybody alive,
(01:10):
Like how about trucks? People likedrugs and you guys. So I'm gonna
see if this shows up going onspanning the way of death and whatever.
This poor bastard lands On is whathe has got to talk about for the
next five minutes. If he cando it, can you do it?
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Can you do it? You cando it? If freaking Flair can in
the damn roll Roam only ninety two, you can do five minutes on turtles,
Let's spend that, bitch. Howyou gotta do better? Net?
There we go, There we go. What we got coming? Turdle?
(01:55):
Turdle? Hell, yeah, let'sdon't fuck turtles for five minutes. And
there you go. Man, thatwas a little uh behind the scenes snippet
pretty kids out there in the internetland, But yeah, you were pretty
pumped up because you said turtles.You know what? Do you know why
(02:19):
that that was such a thing.Me and the co creator, Kevin from
the paper, that was the firstthing we said. We had to come
up with something obscure and hard ashell to come up with, up and
funny with and in you know,in his infinite wisdom, he said turtles.
I said, yeah, that's apretty good one. I could probably
(02:42):
do five minutes on turtles, butnot everybody could do five minutes on turtle.
And I'll be damn the first spin, first person spins it in Land's
own damn turts. That was awesome. It was a magical thing. I
did the thing that I always do, and I went first, and it
(03:07):
was a lot harder to improv.But I noticed, like halfway through,
you know what I mean, onceI start getting a little imagination going,
stopped really giving a ship and comeup with the backstory, it got easier.
But that was that was probably myfavorite improv time, to be honest
with that five minutes of talking aboutturtles that I flushed on the toilet was
(03:29):
probably my favorite, because I mean, other than that, there's not much
going on, and it's just alot of sadness and it's a lot of
it. It's really too bad thatthat that that didn't keep going. I
hated I had to leave in thebeginning, you know, and putting that
together, but it was a damngood idea. If somebody else could have
(03:49):
just ran with the ball, butit got fumbled somewhere. Was there a
winner, That's what I want toknow. No, it never it never
kept going like show number four andKevin just kind of lost interest and this
show just went away. Well didn'thave my energy, It didn't have my
(04:12):
energy with it. Nothing nothing againstAlex Samant or or anybody else that'd done
it, but it just didn't.You know, it was my baby,
it was my energy, you knowwhat I mean. So that's the that's
generally the reason why that show didn'twork out, because I really think it
could work. I think it couldbe like a TV show or something like
(04:34):
that. It would be good.It would be good like streaming podcast or
a good, you know, livething where people can comment and put suggestions.
I think, you know what Imean. Oh yeah, I can.
That's the cool thing about that.I can. I can do that.
That ain't a problem me. Sowhat's the so down there? You
(04:55):
know what's going on and you didn'tknow. Folks. I'm in the Midwest,
so I know. You can sendme or Big Shane money if you
want, very pressing. Oh yeah, I'll definitely accept money. Money signed
Big Shine nineteen eighty cash up.That's right now. I can't remember mine.
Just look for Comedy Joe or justfind me track me down the street.
(05:18):
It's the best way. Throw changeat me is the best way to
do it. I'll give you akey. It's one Dodge caliber key,
slightly used. Come on, ifyou happen to if you happened to be
in the northern Illinois area and yousee a the scrauntled bald man walking down
the road screaming at random things,Let's give him some money called this Joe
(05:40):
O'Day? Uh, that would beme. I'm searching for something some angry
uh no, uh yeah, thatwould be uh. I guess that'd be
me. That would be hell.Let's see whacky whack you shall all right?
(06:11):
Next up, radio station's going,it's flowing, so Shane, you
know, we miss your presence.I missed your presence up here because I'm
sitting in a in an apartment thatmight not be mine. This might not
be mine. I'm not sure,you know. To be honest, if
all that ship wouldn't have went down, I enjoyed my friends that I had
(06:32):
up there, Yeah, I reallydid. I enjoyed doing some stuff with
y'all. And you know, evenit wouldn't you know, I enjoyed it.
I really did. You know thatI met some good people while I
was there. It's just I metsome I just met some really really ship
people while I was there too.That's the other half. Well, that's
(06:55):
the thing is just because I haven'tbeen I haven't really been doing much other
than my own thing. I justrefuse, like I said, I mean,
I've got a bar downstairs and theydon't know me. Like I just
kind of hide out, you knowwhat I mean. I don't want to
be seeing I don't want to beknown as whatever. It's true. I'm
(07:16):
a fleet dude. Oh but you'reyou're not missing out in anything. I'm
hoping that you know, the onlything that's going to click and the only
thing move's gonna make is gonna beme making them. I guess that is
what I'm saying. You know whatI'm saying, Well, that's what that's
that's what. If you want anythingto happen, you have to make it
(07:40):
happen, right because I'm uh justit won't hut, it won't hunt you
down most of the time, mostof the time. But leaving Wisconsin and
going through all that ship, youknow, it's uh still fucks with me
today. Uh you had to dealwith a lot man probably some PTSD involved
with that against your eggs. She'scrazy as fuck. But other than that,
(08:05):
no comment show up. Huh.Yeah, I I I needed to
point not to to rush too much. You know, I didn't meet a
certain little lady h recently, andI just kind of had a pumped the
brakes a little bit on that.Spend some time by myself you can think,
(08:28):
figure some ship out. You know. It's the one thing I don't
like doing is hang out by myself. You know. If you understand that
a liquor ball and a crunchies suck, you write a song. Write write
(08:48):
that song? Drops drops well lookingyou truly talented, Oh, Johnny Cash,
Thank you, Johnny. Think itwas very much. Damn. I
(09:13):
just lost my whole I had awhole thing. You had a whole train
of thought going and has disappeared.It has went away. I'm mnn have
to do some editing. So thisis twenty four. My name is Joey.
You are did sing? I am? And what is the state of
(09:35):
comedy in your eyes? What isyour priorities? What are you doing?
And well look four too? Then, like I said, I have been
dealing on some stuff with my helpfrom now on dialysis. So I have
to go and get that done.So and I've been kind of feeling like
(09:56):
shit a little, but I'm comingback around. Got to I got to
you know, you have to ifyou want anything to happen, you have
to make it happen. It won'tdo it sitting at the house. And
that's that's what I've been doing alot of a lot of sitting at the
house. I hadn't even really beendoing nothing creative, not really, And
that's not me. I'd much rather, you know, be talking ship to
(10:20):
somebody right and you're doing it nowto just guy with the red hoodie doing
it right now, to the tothe guy with the red hoodie. Joe
Oday with Comedy Lab podcast Battle ofBoos as Lonely is the blah blah blah
wine wine wine for me. Butyeah, I look forward to uh taking
(10:45):
a trip down there. This isgoing to be a test. Yeah,
we're gonna have to redo some stuffon this. This is the first time
I've used this app, uh streamingyard, So this is kind of a
I don't know, kind of atest to see how this goes their shame
and uh yeah, because I'd liketo come back with some more graphics and
(11:09):
I've got some video I guess ofyou. Let's hear of you doing some
stand up at that. I believeit's that show. Now. If titties
pop up, I cannot be heldaccountable. That's all I'm gonna say.
I cannot be held accountable in acourt of law if I mean it could.
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I'm looking right now, I'm searching. See what this says. This
tell me what this is. We'regonna share a little couple moments of big
Shane and doing a little stand upand and uh. Once this loads,
Uh, we're gonna see you playit. When you play it, and
(11:56):
at the end of it, we'lltalk about it. I will go over
it at the end if you wantto. All right, So we're gonna
play this clip. This is abig Shane. It's uh doing a little
processing. So I'll do a littleprocessing as we uh wait on bufferings and
we wait on the internet connection that'sprobably not mine. Thanks jameson press the
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press freshly stolen WiFi. Nothing wrongwith it at all. All right,
Uh, this comedy lab. Thisis a little bit of a big Shane.
Here we go, arm not toomuch. What's going over? Man,
(12:46):
I'm great appreciate it. Man,that's the best to have sound Tylert,
I had a problem one of thebaby I don't love to be your
side. Shit, I can actuallysee my dick then used to tell us
(13:07):
jump about my dick. You knowI've been doing so long. I'm only
think of those that the Braves arethe world series the won recently, So
I can't tell that jumping no more. If you don't know that was ninety
five, just like something. Now, I'm just fucking we anybody here U
a parent? I tell him yousee the mamas in the house, you
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on a date, A future stepdaddy. Oh my hair, I knew it.
I see it in their eyes.You just smell the fuck around here
is you just keep doing good,baby, keep doing good. Then I'll
be the I'll be the stepdaddy toyour kids. Bats and feel and I
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went through that as a kid.Man stepdaddy was awful. Man, I
hate them, motherfucker never head andthe boyfriends was worse than the stepdaddy.
I member this one motherfucker. Comeover when McDonald's again, and you give
me a fucking happy meal. YouI look like I'm a happy meal kind
of guy. No, No,I'm not. So. I can't blocked
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that motherfucker all day. Every whichway I could just do it was like
fuck fuck. I was like,man, if you want something, Mamma's
bus you married to get leading.He'sa give me a fucking twenty piece.
If you want me to be inplease playing my open fucking walk way back
in the back whatever, cause nobodywants to hear that shit. I can
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tell you that right now. Ain'tnothing worse to be mid master Basin and
hear your motherfucking that's not it's justdead right there and arm are you hurting?
And ship too, lou everywhere fuckingit's such a waist, you know
what I'm saying. Man, Iused to would walk up hill doude,
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I have some stove for pussy.You know what I'm saying. All those
dudes would at one point time.And now I got one lay right next
to you. Every night I'll rollover and look at it like that and
it beat offside and I got friends. You didn't wake up because I'm fucking
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like a weirdo staring at the corner. You see your grandma still look down
on their kids or whatever? Isthat all the time? I hope not,
because I don't think your grandmas tosee you watching mitic for it.
You know what I'm saying. Ihad to go watching for man born was
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bad. I got to the pointwhere I felt bad right after watching it.
You know what I'm saying. Idid. I realized at some point
in my life, you know,if people traffic. So I was like,
I bet that bitch had a gunpointed out where she was sitting out
there nut football, and from thatpoint on I just couldn't watch poling.
Now, you nobody willingly wants toshield a nerve football. Anybody here know
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what you wanta? Will tell himto follow me a big shade. Oh
don't know, man. That wasmy mother's birthday. She passed away from
cancer about seven seven years ago.Now, so I come here to tell
jumps to make y'all laugh. I'llbe exciting to Colick pour All right,
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Uh, well, there you haveit. That was awesome. That was
up the Left and Skull Lounge inAtlanta, George. So how long ago
was that? That was cool?October the tenth. That was my mom's
birthday. That was the last timeI really I did a competition too.
But that didn't They wouldn't. Thatwasn't nothing special about that? Yeah,
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no, it's something about that video. I kind of illegally took it from
you from the Internet and downloaded it. I hope you don't mind. No,
you're you're completely find up. Myattorney's been getting in touch. Don't
worry. Yeah, you'll be fine. Law offices of Shyster, Shyster and
who done it? Yeah, mine'sup down all the round. Uh yeah,
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I paid my way with couponsick ridto be exact. That was great,
man. That was something I wantedto do, was to watch that
because that was a Yeah. Thatwas a good crowd too. Oh yeah,
it's always packed up. I actuallyhad a I was actually book up
there again December the eighteen and ohreally, hell yeah I should have went
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then I was kind of sickly anddidn't go. So and I ainn't really,
like I said, I ain't gotnothing booked out again until the twenty
fourth, so I'll be doing somethingthen. Well I'll tell you what.
Where do you know where you're atright now? Or I'm the twenty fourth
per chance? Where you going tobe? It's called Johnny or not Johnny.
I can't remember the name of it. I'll have to look it up
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for you later and give it toYeah, you're gonna have to show it,
okay, Okay, I love y'all, see a little bit love you
to see you later. My lovelywife, Joe said he loved you and
he'll see you later too. Allright, nothing to see here, just
me drinking like for a good hope, tempting. He's drinking your favorite liquor.
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What's that Jameson? No gone,you don't like Jameson dum rye whatever.
It's called templeton the Riyes, he'sa temple to the Rye drinker.
But you drink it's it's really expensivewhiskey. It's more expensive than jam.
(19:15):
Well, this is gone people,they drank it all. It's time to
put it in his prison wallet lateron. Nobody's looking. That's that means
butthole for you kids. Uh letme look right now, see what I
can get? Ahold of second people? Chap one cigarette? Hold on a
(19:42):
second, This would be good.Three cigarettes? Oh wow, all in
there. That's all right. Hi. If you're looking too, and you're
not crazy, you got change fora five yo to being actually literally changed.
(20:08):
Got some ship out later. I'mready, dude. I think I'm
ready for prison. I'm uh,I'm not ready for prison. You are
kind of hurt. You are kindof pretty, Joe. They said you
kind of pretty I know, Igotta get my face off fucking tattooed with
demons, and I have to stabpeople. Already looking at weapons right now,
(20:33):
and look at check this out.This is the weapon within reach.
This is my weapon at my house, a fucking pool. Q. This
is at people. This is whatI guard myself with. Well, he's
not telling you is it will alsogo into his prison wallet later. And
that's right, folks. This twopiece maybe three piece. God, that
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goes deep too in my buttle's Illinois. That's a good thing. Yeah,
that's a good thing about the butthole. It ain't no bottom, It just
turns a lift. God, Ihate my life. It's Joe Davis.
We're back now, we're on track. No, we're nothing. We're so
(21:25):
far on track we are. Yeah, the bottle is gone. I uh
mhm our farm. I'm running precioustime. What's up? They just drank
uh spittle, It hit the bottom. Well there's still a little bit.
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You know what, man, ifyou have problems with alcohol too, he's
right, don't drink my car.Hey, I'll do it. I don't
care. I'm I have issues,you know what. I thing, I've
got some problems. Joe walks aroundthe bar and drinks peple's old beers to
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get their back washed out of everybeer, because you know, there's always
all left at the bottom. He'salways a smaller left in a beer.
It's funny because, yeah, I'mknown for getting a drink and drinking two
SIPs and leaving. And I hada dude that now i'm friends with,
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say, yeah, dude, youjust left. So I drank it.
And I found a pill on theground too, Joe, and I just
took it. I looked it up. It looked legit, and I hate
it. I go, yeah,I would have done the same thing at
twenty five, So me and Iam. I am. I am proud
to say that I would never takea peel randomly off the ground. And
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I'm sure as hell not going totake on somebody else's DNA from the bar.
Yeah, no, thank you.I'm proud of Sam disease free.
I'm uh, I might be COVIDfree. I might be disease free.
I might all this might be justbullshit. Hi, my name is Joe,
and I want to talk about thepaper, a local adult magazine.
(23:15):
It's an adult paper for your needsin the Rockford area. Come, read,
enjoy, fuck Valentine's Day. Sucka fucking dog with dijon mustard dicks.
Mustard dick, It's so good,fucking slather it on your fucking dicks.
(23:38):
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking run downstairs. There's a pizza joint. There's
a fucking Semino's piece of shutouts ofSemino's pizza and fucking I'm not gonna say
where I'm at, uh, butit's downstairs. I'm gonna go and get
a bunch of pasta and ship andright when they're ready to clean up and
leave is when I love to showup, because look at me like this,
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like you gotta be shipping me.What's the either? You ask them,
what's the last thing
That's the hard hitting questions. Sowhen you left, you were doing you
created this thing called the Wheel ofDeath, which was awesome, which was
why don't you explain with the wheelof death, open mic? What was
that you? The Wheel of Deathwas a It was almost like an improv
stand up. I would give youfive minutes of your own material, right,
(00:25):
and then I would do five minutesof something. You you spun the
wheel and whatever premise or topic itlanded on, you had to do three
to five minutes of common and thereyou go. It was a top the
top of your head. You hadto go out to get something like thirtles
(00:47):
speaking of I, uh that wasprobably uh that was me. If you're
wondering, Google, I did getto those and then there is a clip
of that, and I'm gonna seeif I can briefly show that because the
idea was fantastic, because open micsare boring. I did when it was
just three people. When I'm goingup there like hey, everybody alive,
(01:10):
Like how about trucks? People likedrugs and you guys. So I'm gonna
see if this shows up going onspanning the way of death and whatever.
This poor bastard lands On is whathe has got to talk about for the
next five minutes. If he cando it, can you do it?
(01:30):
Can you do it? You cando it? If freaking Flair can in
the damn roll Roam only ninety two, you can do five minutes on turtles,
Let's spend that, bitch. Howyou gotta do better? Net?
There we go, There we go. What we got coming? Turdle?
(01:55):
Turdle? Hell, yeah, let'sdon't fuck turtles for five minutes. And
there you go. Man, thatwas a little uh behind the scenes snippet
pretty kids out there in the internetland, But yeah, you were pretty
pumped up because you said turtles.You know what? Do you know why
(02:19):
that that was such a thing.Me and the co creator, Kevin from
the paper, that was the firstthing we said. We had to come
up with something obscure and hard ashell to come up with, up and
funny with and in you know,in his infinite wisdom, he said turtles.
I said, yeah, that's apretty good one. I could probably
(02:42):
do five minutes on turtles, butnot everybody could do five minutes on turtle.
And I'll be damn the first spin, first person spins it in Land's
own damn turts. That was awesome. It was a magical thing. I
did the thing that I always do, and I went first, and it
(03:07):
was a lot harder to improv.But I noticed, like halfway through,
you know what I mean, onceI start getting a little imagination going,
stopped really giving a ship and comeup with the backstory, it got easier.
But that was that was probably myfavorite improv time, to be honest
with that five minutes of talking aboutturtles that I flushed on the toilet was
(03:29):
probably my favorite, because I mean, other than that, there's not much
going on, and it's just alot of sadness and it's a lot of
it. It's really too bad thatthat that that didn't keep going. I
hated I had to leave in thebeginning, you know, and putting that
together, but it was a damngood idea. If somebody else could have
(03:49):
just ran with the ball, butit got fumbled somewhere. Was there a
winner, That's what I want toknow. No, it never it never
kept going like show number four andKevin just kind of lost interest and this
show just went away. Well didn'thave my energy, It didn't have my
(04:12):
energy with it. Nothing nothing againstAlex Samant or or anybody else that'd done
it, but it just didn't.You know, it was my baby,
it was my energy, you knowwhat I mean. So that's the that's
generally the reason why that show didn'twork out, because I really think it
could work. I think it couldbe like a TV show or something like
(04:34):
that. It would be good.It would be good like streaming podcast or
a good, you know, livething where people can comment and put suggestions.
I think, you know what Imean. Oh yeah, I can.
That's the cool thing about that.I can. I can do that.
That ain't a problem me. Sowhat's the so down there? You
(04:55):
know what's going on and you didn'tknow. Folks. I'm in the Midwest,
so I know. You can sendme or Big Shane money if you
want, very pressing. Oh yeah, I'll definitely accept money. Money signed
Big Shine nineteen eighty cash up.That's right now. I can't remember mine.
Just look for Comedy Joe or justfind me track me down the street.
(05:18):
It's the best way. Throw changeat me is the best way to
do it. I'll give you akey. It's one Dodge caliber key,
slightly used. Come on, ifyou happen to if you happened to be
in the northern Illinois area and yousee a the scrauntled bald man walking down
the road screaming at random things,Let's give him some money called this Joe
(05:40):
O'Day? Uh, that would beme. I'm searching for something some angry
uh no, uh yeah, thatwould be uh. I guess that'd be
me. That would be hell.Let's see whacky whack you shall all right?
(06:11):
Next up, radio station's going,it's flowing, so Shane, you
know, we miss your presence.I missed your presence up here because I'm
sitting in a in an apartment thatmight not be mine. This might not
be mine. I'm not sure,you know. To be honest, if
all that ship wouldn't have went down, I enjoyed my friends that I had
(06:32):
up there, Yeah, I reallydid. I enjoyed doing some stuff with
y'all. And you know, evenit wouldn't you know, I enjoyed it.
I really did. You know thatI met some good people while I
was there. It's just I metsome I just met some really really ship
people while I was there too.That's the other half. Well, that's
(06:55):
the thing is just because I haven'tbeen I haven't really been doing much other
than my own thing. I justrefuse, like I said, I mean,
I've got a bar downstairs and theydon't know me. Like I just
kind of hide out, you knowwhat I mean. I don't want to
be seeing I don't want to beknown as whatever. It's true. I'm
(07:16):
a fleet dude. Oh but you'reyou're not missing out in anything. I'm
hoping that you know, the onlything that's going to click and the only
thing move's gonna make is gonna beme making them. I guess that is
what I'm saying. You know whatI'm saying, Well, that's what that's
that's what. If you want anythingto happen, you have to make it
(07:40):
happen, right because I'm uh justit won't hut, it won't hunt you
down most of the time, mostof the time. But leaving Wisconsin and
going through all that ship, youknow, it's uh still fucks with me
today. Uh you had to dealwith a lot man probably some PTSD involved
with that against your eggs. She'scrazy as fuck. But other than that,
(08:05):
no comment show up. Huh.Yeah, I I I needed to
point not to to rush too much. You know, I didn't meet a
certain little lady h recently, andI just kind of had a pumped the
brakes a little bit on that.Spend some time by myself you can think,
(08:28):
figure some ship out. You know. It's the one thing I don't
like doing is hang out by myself. You know. If you understand that
a liquor ball and a crunchies suck, you write a song. Write write
(08:48):
that song? Drops drops well lookingyou truly talented, Oh, Johnny Cash,
Thank you, Johnny. Think itwas very much. Damn. I
(09:13):
just lost my whole I had awhole thing. You had a whole train
of thought going and has disappeared.It has went away. I'm mnn have
to do some editing. So thisis twenty four. My name is Joey.
You are did sing? I am? And what is the state of
(09:35):
comedy in your eyes? What isyour priorities? What are you doing?
And well look four too? Then, like I said, I have been
dealing on some stuff with my helpfrom now on dialysis. So I have
to go and get that done.So and I've been kind of feeling like
(09:56):
shit a little, but I'm comingback around. Got to I got to
you know, you have to ifyou want anything to happen, you have
to make it happen. It won'tdo it sitting at the house. And
that's that's what I've been doing alot of a lot of sitting at the
house. I hadn't even really beendoing nothing creative, not really, And
that's not me. I'd much rather, you know, be talking ship to
(10:20):
somebody right and you're doing it nowto just guy with the red hoodie doing
it right now, to the tothe guy with the red hoodie. Joe
Oday with Comedy Lab podcast Battle ofBoos as Lonely is the blah blah blah
wine wine wine for me. Butyeah, I look forward to uh taking
(10:45):
a trip down there. This isgoing to be a test. Yeah,
we're gonna have to redo some stuffon this. This is the first time
I've used this app, uh streamingyard, So this is kind of a
I don't know, kind of atest to see how this goes their shame
and uh yeah, because I'd liketo come back with some more graphics and
(11:09):
I've got some video I guess ofyou. Let's hear of you doing some
stand up at that. I believeit's that show. Now. If titties
pop up, I cannot be heldaccountable. That's all I'm gonna say.
I cannot be held accountable in acourt of law if I mean it could.
(11:33):
I'm looking right now, I'm searching. See what this says. This
tell me what this is. We'regonna share a little couple moments of big
Shane and doing a little stand upand and uh. Once this loads,
Uh, we're gonna see you playit. When you play it, and
(11:56):
at the end of it, we'lltalk about it. I will go over
it at the end if you wantto. All right, So we're gonna
play this clip. This is abig Shane. It's uh doing a little
processing. So I'll do a littleprocessing as we uh wait on bufferings and
we wait on the internet connection that'sprobably not mine. Thanks jameson press the
(12:20):
press freshly stolen WiFi. Nothing wrongwith it at all. All right,
Uh, this comedy lab. Thisis a little bit of a big Shane.
Here we go, arm not toomuch. What's going over? Man,
(12:46):
I'm great appreciate it. Man,that's the best to have sound Tylert,
I had a problem one of thebaby I don't love to be your
side. Shit, I can actuallysee my dick then used to tell us
(13:07):
jump about my dick. You knowI've been doing so long. I'm only
think of those that the Braves arethe world series the won recently, So
I can't tell that jumping no more. If you don't know that was ninety
five, just like something. Now, I'm just fucking we anybody here U
a parent? I tell him yousee the mamas in the house, you
(13:33):
on a date, A future stepdaddy. Oh my hair, I knew it.
I see it in their eyes.You just smell the fuck around here
is you just keep doing good,baby, keep doing good. Then I'll
be the I'll be the stepdaddy toyour kids. Bats and feel and I
(13:54):
went through that as a kid.Man stepdaddy was awful. Man, I
hate them, motherfucker never head andthe boyfriends was worse than the stepdaddy.
I member this one motherfucker. Comeover when McDonald's again, and you give
me a fucking happy meal. YouI look like I'm a happy meal kind
of guy. No, No,I'm not. So. I can't blocked
(14:15):
that motherfucker all day. Every whichway I could just do it was like
fuck fuck. I was like,man, if you want something, Mamma's
bus you married to get leading.He'sa give me a fucking twenty piece.
If you want me to be inplease playing my open fucking walk way back
in the back whatever, cause nobodywants to hear that shit. I can
(14:39):
tell you that right now. Ain'tnothing worse to be mid master Basin and
hear your motherfucking that's not it's justdead right there and arm are you hurting?
And ship too, lou everywhere fuckingit's such a waist, you know
what I'm saying. Man, Iused to would walk up hill doude,
(15:03):
I have some stove for pussy.You know what I'm saying. All those
dudes would at one point time.And now I got one lay right next
to you. Every night I'll rollover and look at it like that and
it beat offside and I got friends. You didn't wake up because I'm fucking
(15:24):
like a weirdo staring at the corner. You see your grandma still look down
on their kids or whatever? Isthat all the time? I hope not,
because I don't think your grandmas tosee you watching mitic for it.
You know what I'm saying. Ihad to go watching for man born was
(15:48):
bad. I got to the pointwhere I felt bad right after watching it.
You know what I'm saying. Idid. I realized at some point
in my life, you know,if people traffic. So I was like,
I bet that bitch had a gunpointed out where she was sitting out
there nut football, and from thatpoint on I just couldn't watch poling.
Now, you nobody willingly wants toshield a nerve football. Anybody here know
(16:18):
what you wanta? Will tell himto follow me a big shade. Oh
don't know, man. That wasmy mother's birthday. She passed away from
cancer about seven seven years ago.Now, so I come here to tell
jumps to make y'all laugh. I'llbe exciting to Colick pour All right,
(16:53):
Uh, well, there you haveit. That was awesome. That was
up the Left and Skull Lounge inAtlanta, George. So how long ago
was that? That was cool?October the tenth. That was my mom's
birthday. That was the last timeI really I did a competition too.
But that didn't They wouldn't. Thatwasn't nothing special about that? Yeah,
(17:17):
no, it's something about that video. I kind of illegally took it from
you from the Internet and downloaded it. I hope you don't mind. No,
you're you're completely find up. Myattorney's been getting in touch. Don't
worry. Yeah, you'll be fine. Law offices of Shyster, Shyster and
who done it? Yeah, mine'sup down all the round. Uh yeah,
(17:41):
I paid my way with couponsick ridto be exact. That was great,
man. That was something I wantedto do, was to watch that
because that was a Yeah. Thatwas a good crowd too. Oh yeah,
it's always packed up. I actuallyhad a I was actually book up
there again December the eighteen and ohreally, hell yeah I should have went
(18:07):
then I was kind of sickly anddidn't go. So and I ainn't really,
like I said, I ain't gotnothing booked out again until the twenty
fourth, so I'll be doing somethingthen. Well I'll tell you what.
Where do you know where you're atright now? Or I'm the twenty fourth
per chance? Where you going tobe? It's called Johnny or not Johnny.
I can't remember the name of it. I'll have to look it up
(18:29):
for you later and give it toYeah, you're gonna have to show it,
okay, Okay, I love y'all, see a little bit love you
to see you later. My lovelywife, Joe said he loved you and
he'll see you later too. Allright, nothing to see here, just
me drinking like for a good hope, tempting. He's drinking your favorite liquor.
(18:52):
What's that Jameson? No gone,you don't like Jameson dum rye whatever.
It's called templeton the Riyes, he'sa temple to the Rye drinker.
But you drink it's it's really expensivewhiskey. It's more expensive than jam.
(19:15):
Well, this is gone people,they drank it all. It's time to
put it in his prison wallet lateron. Nobody's looking. That's that means
butthole for you kids. Uh letme look right now, see what I
can get? Ahold of second people? Chap one cigarette? Hold on a
(19:42):
second, This would be good.Three cigarettes? Oh wow, all in
there. That's all right. Hi. If you're looking too, and you're
not crazy, you got change fora five yo to being actually literally changed.
(20:08):
Got some ship out later. I'mready, dude. I think I'm
ready for prison. I'm uh,I'm not ready for prison. You are
kind of hurt. You are kindof pretty, Joe. They said you
kind of pretty I know, Igotta get my face off fucking tattooed with
demons, and I have to stabpeople. Already looking at weapons right now,
(20:33):
and look at check this out.This is the weapon within reach.
This is my weapon at my house, a fucking pool. Q. This
is at people. This is whatI guard myself with. Well, he's
not telling you is it will alsogo into his prison wallet later. And
that's right, folks. This twopiece maybe three piece. God, that
(21:00):
goes deep too in my buttle's Illinois. That's a good thing. Yeah,
that's a good thing about the butthole. It ain't no bottom, It just
turns a lift. God, Ihate my life. It's Joe Davis.
We're back now, we're on track. No, we're nothing. We're so
(21:25):
far on track we are. Yeah, the bottle is gone. I uh
mhm our farm. I'm running precioustime. What's up? They just drank
uh spittle, It hit the bottom. Well there's still a little bit.
(21:49):
You know what, man, ifyou have problems with alcohol too, he's
right, don't drink my car.Hey, I'll do it. I don't
care. I'm I have issues,you know what. I thing, I've
got some problems. Joe walks aroundthe bar and drinks peple's old beers to
(22:10):
get their back washed out of everybeer, because you know, there's always
all left at the bottom. He'salways a smaller left in a beer.
It's funny because, yeah, I'mknown for getting a drink and drinking two
SIPs and leaving. And I hada dude that now i'm friends with,
(22:30):
say, yeah, dude, youjust left. So I drank it.
And I found a pill on theground too, Joe, and I just
took it. I looked it up. It looked legit, and I hate
it. I go, yeah,I would have done the same thing at
twenty five, So me and Iam. I am. I am proud
to say that I would never takea peel randomly off the ground. And
(22:52):
I'm sure as hell not going totake on somebody else's DNA from the bar.
Yeah, no, thank you.I'm proud of Sam disease free.
I'm uh, I might be COVIDfree. I might be disease free.
I might all this might be justbullshit. Hi, my name is Joe,
and I want to talk about thepaper, a local adult magazine.
(23:15):
It's an adult paper for your needsin the Rockford area. Come, read,
enjoy, fuck Valentine's Day. Sucka fucking dog with dijon mustard dicks.
Mustard dick, It's so good,fucking slather it on your fucking dicks.
(23:38):
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking run downstairs. There's a pizza joint. There's
a fucking Semino's piece of shutouts ofSemino's pizza and fucking I'm not gonna say
where I'm at, uh, butit's downstairs. I'm gonna go and get
a bunch of pasta and ship andright when they're ready to clean up and
leave is when I love to showup, because look at me like this,
(24:00):
like you gotta be shipping me.What's the either? You ask them,
what's the last thing
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