October 19, 2025 • 30 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I say you, Judy.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, Hello, Judy, this is Zugi. I have something very
important to ask you.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
But go right ahead, OOKI.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I was wondering, that is, I was desirous of knowing
if you'd.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
If you'd, if you'd go steady with me? Why oogie,
I just love to my goodness you would.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
Of course I.
Speaker 7 (00:30):
Can go study with you the whole first week in February.
Speaker 8 (00:42):
That's Judy, folks, Judy Foster, the lovable teenage girl who
is close to all our hearts. Well, it's evening at
the Foster's house and Judy and her friend meets her
discussing life Rammdolph. Judy's twelve year old brother is Kibbezi
to night of the third night in the consecutive Hunk,
I don't have a date.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Business is bad with me too, Judy.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I wonder what's become of men.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
This must become of them. I care about us. What's
going to become of me? What's going to become a
minor evening island? If I never wear it?
Speaker 9 (01:11):
Oh, it'll just probably stay in the cupboard till one
day it falls off the hook.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
Dead quiet Randall, you know, Mitzi, this is the longest
law without dates I've ever known since well for a
couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I don't know what, Judy, Let's have a party.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Oh that's a bring at idea.
Speaker 9 (01:29):
Well, a party might put us right back at our
feet socially, honeyhow I'll give you another crack at the boy.
You know the tidy with most parties the other girls
you said at Mitzi, seems like every time I give
a party, some other girl gets well practically engaged.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
You could only have a party without other girls, just
as boys, Mitsy.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Why couldn't I couldn't we Why half a party without
other girls?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Don't you see? We could just bike boys, millions of them.
We'd have all the men to ourselves because the only
girls would be there would be us, Julia, are you
sure you want Mitchie to come?
Speaker 10 (02:10):
Of course?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Why don't we have it tomorrow night? What do you say?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Don't with's the deal? Duty?
Speaker 6 (02:15):
And now we better start inviting boys right now with
a scrumtis idea? Yeah, except do you think the boys
will want to come to the.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Party when it's why not we're the only girls there?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Well, that's simple.
Speaker 9 (02:25):
We we'll tell them, but we'll'll be kind of a
letdown when they find it out at the party.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Were hand off. We'll cross that bridge and you come
to it. Come on, Mitsy, let's go over to your
house now and call a boy. Say can't we do
it here at your house, Judy, because my family gets
nervous when I use the phone twenty five or thirty
times in a row.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
That is mine.
Speaker 9 (02:44):
Oh, but Judy doesn't have to live with your family, Mitsy.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Come on, Mitzi, if you let us call the boys
from your house, I'll have a party at my house.
Well all right, that sounds fair enough.
Speaker 9 (02:53):
Well, hi, mother, where out in the porch with Judy
and missing?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Aren't girls weird?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (03:04):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yat to the yachty?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Yat to do there?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Back and forth?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Mother, you're not even listening to me.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'm very busy right now, Rondal.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
What you doing.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm counting the people out invited to my party tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Night, Your party tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Certainly who else would be having a party tomorrow night?
Speaker 9 (03:22):
Well, you never can tell. I thought it would be
a good chance to have a very elegant hen party
while your father's out of town. Yeah, but uh, under
the circumstances, I think you better pretrem do please go
over to Curly's house with some place.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I am trying to chat.
Speaker 9 (03:38):
Do you know chatting might be very profitable at this moment? Mother,
on accounel, I can hand you some chap. It'll make
your hair stand on end.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Now, land off, that's enough for a boy of your age.
Speaker 9 (03:48):
You talk too much Tomorrow night this time when you
please remind me of that, Mama. Now let me see
Missus Smith make fim eleven, Missus Goodman.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Twelve, and there ain't I haven't you gone yet?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's settled.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I will now stand and let nature take its course. Well, yes,
that does it, Randall, What are you gonna do tomorrow night?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Mean?
Speaker 9 (04:06):
I'm just going to sit back and enjoy a double feature.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Judy, here, come here a minute. I want you to
help me with something for the party tonight. The party
told them.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
You know about it?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
What do you mean I know about it?
Speaker 9 (04:24):
I'm up to my ears and work for it, don't I?
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Oh, but I hate to see you working so hard.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Mother.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
I was gonna do a step. Lad we need to hear.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I want to get down the silver, the stirling and
silver ge.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Mother, you shouldn't go to all that trouble. See every
day silver, it'd be perfectly good.
Speaker 9 (04:38):
And oh no, they'd all the woman talk about me
if I just had every day silver on the table.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Oh, I don't think they would. I don't think they'd
even notice it.
Speaker 9 (04:45):
The idea they've noticed it to douce a dead fly
on the inside of a chandelier two inches from the ceiling.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Oh, you won't need to worry about them hanging from
chandeliers or anything. They'll probably behaved pretty well most of
the time.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Wow, hope. So now let's see, I haven't decided yet
on the menu.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Well, I was thinking about hot dogs and baked beans
and maybe a bunch of Deale pickles.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I never heard of anything so ridiculous. No, my life,
hot dogs, Judy.
Speaker 9 (05:11):
Why if I've stayed enough points, I'm gonna have ham
maybe a turkey.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Oh, how too early luxury are now? I suppose cocktails
are out?
Speaker 11 (05:21):
Cocktails?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Mother, that's silly.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Root beer is good enough.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
If you don't stop making idiotic suggecting rude beer.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Why.
Speaker 9 (05:29):
I want this to be one of the nicest parties
ever held in this house.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
That's the way I feel about it. But I didn't
know you felt him.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I'll have fruit punch FLUCIVI it with the obtive home.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Mother, you're just about the most understanding person I ever
heard of in.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
My whole if I wouldn't understand how to have a
nice potty after all.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
These years, you know, Judid, This body's gonna cost a
lot of money.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Oh, mother, you're awfully generous, and since you're so terribly sweet,
I'm gonna put up fifty cents of my own money.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Oh, you don't need to spend.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Money on this party? Why not?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Mother?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'm glad to sometimes I underestimate you.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
When you come right down to it, you're about the sweetest,
most unselfish girl I know.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Mister Lesler, this is missus Foster. Would it be possible
to orders of ice cream for a party this evening?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Oh, I see half ice.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
Cream at half here, but huh, well, I'll be very
glad to get it, mister Leslie.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Is this the Gordon Record Shop? Well, this is Judie Foster,
and I'd.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Like to buy a few records for a party. I'm
having a night something very hot in boogie woogie, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Have you got let's play hockey? Cookie?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Well?
Speaker 6 (06:44):
I'll take that. And if you got hello goon, let's spoon,
LL send those. And oh wait, i'd like a good
conga number. Oh yes, cast me on the box for
a cocin.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
That's wonderful?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Is this is am?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Well, this is Foster.
Speaker 9 (07:04):
If I'm having a party tonight and I'm thinking about entertainment,
I wondered if you could come and play.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Your lovely heart.
Speaker 12 (07:10):
For the ladies.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
You can't, Oh, mister May, that would be wonderful.
Speaker 11 (08:33):
Vermotion or.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
Okay, okay, okay, act.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
An hour?
Speaker 13 (10:23):
Back to a date with duty, cold praise everybody world.
Speaker 9 (10:36):
Duty's upstairs joking your loveliness in the bathtub. Mother's just
finished junking her.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Nay, I'm just hanging around.
Speaker 9 (10:43):
This is gonna be quite a night.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
But I can gog upstairs her duty along.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I guess somebody's coming.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
All right, I'll go. How do you do?
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Young man?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Now? I just pull the door open. I'll bring my
heart there.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Before you go to all that trouble made you will
be a good idea to find out if.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
You've got the right address. This is the posture residence,
isn't it.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
It is where anything can happen.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
Young man, is this the largest door you have in
this house. It's gonna be very difficult to get my
heart to it.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Well, well maybe you could sort of fly in through
a window.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
No, livety, young man, nolivity. Now kindly send to your mother.
Speaker 10 (11:19):
Mother.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Mother, I didn't say shout.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Shouting is the only thing that gets results from the
tund off if you call me.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
See, oh, this is the room.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
When you're here already with your heart come right here.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
He can come in.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
But the question is can is heart?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
This is the smallest door I've ever been.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't think your heart time get No, don't not
be careful, man. I suppose you and mister Maywim go
around to the back door and see you you can
get the hot through that way.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Don't worry.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
I'll open wide then purrigates.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Come on, mister any one.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
Oh, I'm getting all worn out of lugging this hop route.
I wish I had it stuck to my pick alow.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
And good is somebody's here already and I haven't the
count maid.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Hello, you perfume rad to see your old husband them.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Dear, let me expect you home from the first of
the week.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
We got for you.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Dear, this is missus Miller, how do you do, Missus Foster,
how do you do? I stopped off at the Miller's
in clevement of talking little business, and I thought missus
Miller and a spending a few days with us as
a house case.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Well, how lovely? Isn't that grand?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You would be tiggle to death.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
I've talked to Doris so much about you, missus Miller,
you and your charming husband.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Hell and I.
Speaker 9 (12:39):
Goodness, And to think I'm having a party this season,
party party, just paying off some of my obligations, you know,
miss Miller.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I see, well that's that's fine. Man.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Well all right, I suppose missus Miller want to go
upstairs and change after the RIDEA oh yes, of.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Course, I'll show you up to the guest room.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I have mills.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Mister Mayworm can't get us hot to the back door?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh father, oh don oh, missus Miller. I want to
beat my boy Randolph. How do you do?
Speaker 9 (13:07):
How do you do?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I wonder if mister may won't you try the.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Side do it? I told Randolph so much about you,
Missus Miller. Ellen Randall, huh, oh, yeah, I should say so.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
He's been drooling all over the place. About Mill.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
He's hardly talked about everything else for a month, Randolph.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Before you show missus Milra to the guest Drom, I'd
like to speak to your father a minute. Oh sure,
all right this way, missus Miller.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
Thank you, follow me, Missus Mirray goodness takes Norton.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Who is she, Dora? She is the stiffest, most straight flaced,
tight mouthed woman in the world.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's obvious, but I still ask who is she?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
She's W. L. Miller's wh Who? W L. Miller? Just
one of the biggest smoke tongue distributors in this country?
And that thought? Oh story.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
If I can get his account I won't have to
give my mister thought for a year. We hope this
is going to be a nice, polite party, Dore. I
hope you have a nicely usual friends.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
What do you mean.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I don't get excited.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
It's just that I want.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
Everything to go smoothly. You have no idea how much
influence missus Miller has on us. And she's got to
go home and tells w Well, she wants them to
give me the account.
Speaker 9 (14:19):
Well, I'll do everything I can here in the guest room,
taking off her dead Thanks Branda.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Say dark here, I hope you're not playing cords tonight.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
Oh nothing except when some of.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Your friends sit down and play bridge. It's no longer
a polite social.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
They play for blood well Nils, and I don't send
my friends to Child's Crew before I invite them to
a party.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Besides, it's going to be a very bigger side of theirs.
There's no reason why it's gonn't be just the thing
to please her.
Speaker 9 (14:49):
I can take of a few reasons, but that nal
sort of A quick glance at my watch makes me
realize it's too late to bring up a fan. If
you mean about mister Mayworth's hop have him try the
side door.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
Then I look, Dora, there's no sense in my hanging
around now. I'm gonna leave Missus Miller entirely to you.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Well, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Dan?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I don't think i'll go both of you game. You
certainly don't want any men around the house tonight. I
should say no, I should say now, well, I'll run along.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
Man, have a good time tonight, and please Dora, whatever
you do, see if Missus Miller has a good time, oh,
don't worry about her.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Missus Miller certainly came as a surpise. I'm certainly glad
they're going to have a nice party for her.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
You suppose everything is all set n though like a hells.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I guess somebody you're old it along, missus Foster, Yeah,
I guess, JUDI it will be down just a minute now.
I hope you'll go out someplace and don't come back
till the party's over.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Till the party's over again, Missus Foster.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Indeed, kild hind am I the first one.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Yere boy, you look snazzy, Thank you loogie?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh everything that's some nice, doesn't children? And mister may
one can't get a talk to the side, garys and oh.
Speaker 9 (16:07):
For the love well said? Please, will everybody stop beating
with him? Let me paint Randolph tell mister may want
to take his hop up on the porch. Since he
can't get the hop inside the house, the ladies have
to go outside to hear him.
Speaker 11 (16:19):
The ladies.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Mother, certainly, who do you think I was having at
this party?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Man?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
You know what I am?
Speaker 9 (16:24):
What are you talking about? There are fifteen women coming
this evening, and no there's not.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
There's fifteen boys coming after Mitzi Goudie's.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Like me to stay.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
See Ugi's here already, and he's a boy.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I can okie definitely, Judy, do you mean to say
you're having a party to night?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Of course?
Speaker 11 (16:46):
What have we been doing all this.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Work for him?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
But my pas?
Speaker 6 (16:49):
Oh mother, you mean a lot of women are coming on,
Judy Foster.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Why do you do these things to me?
Speaker 5 (16:55):
I don't worry, mother.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I could have invited my voice castro, but I didn't.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
This is.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Mister Boston, great nots, great notes. I've just succeeded in
getting my heart through the cellar door.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I'm going out of my mind.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Well blow me down this island.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
No, I'll go.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
You better let me do it. I'm neutral, I can't
ride here.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
And one and all the facilities are just about to begain.
Speaker 12 (17:22):
You've first met all the boys this is I have Herod,
(17:43):
the Poogie and Ren and I believe this is stinky
over here.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Oh you flatted Jojo, Juran and Panny Way.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
How to you?
Speaker 6 (17:54):
I'm terribly sorry this happened.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Oh I don't quite understand, Judy, all of us boys
and all those well fairly elderly ladies, it's all.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
A most terrible mess.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
How was I don't know mother was having a party tonight.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Well I understand, Judy, I understand about your mother's party.
But what I'm talking about is your party.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Where's the girls?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Well there's Mettia and me, two girls for fifteen.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Man thought it was just an idea Mitsy.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
And I had.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
We thought it would work out all right, and what have?
Speaker 9 (18:24):
Mother hadn't had a party too, Judy, I'm simplest. Granted,
missus Biller's just sitting there glaring, she's shocked at it.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
But it wasn't her.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
My goodness, nobody's done anything.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Why I wasn't gonna what she thinks. I tried to
explain that we were having two parties, but I don't
think she believed the word of it was your Look
the way.
Speaker 9 (18:40):
She's sitting there isn't very relaxed and shed what to
do if your father loses that contract on account of
barn Do you.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Think it had help any if I got my voice
to mix with you our girl.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
And Sunny would not.
Speaker 9 (18:53):
Oh, Judy, I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
get everybody down in the cellar. And we listened to
mister Bayworm and play.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
His heart in the south.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Well, he couldn't get his half in the place else,
so we just have to get down there.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Thank you, Thank you, mister Dawn, thank you. And now everybody,
let's go upstairs and now and.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Now we're my fifth rendition. I've chosen the medley of
the lesson on works of Yakoma maya Bear.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
Oh hello, all, ride your head brother, here we go again.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Be quiet, Randolph, you're not supposed to be here at
this Paul anyway, who is he?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Boys?
Speaker 6 (19:54):
I'm terribly sorry about this.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
It's the house jam fessionality.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
We too a lit and I'm terribly sorry. It's all
part of the terrible mistake.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
They are the best looking girls at this party I
ever saw.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
There by the mistake. Too quiet glaring at us, I'm
glaring at him too.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
My special favorite number is Missus Miller.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Look, she's just sleep on our double chins.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Be quietly. She's a guest of.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Honor, no wonder, she's the hugest one on the burn.
I'm terribly sorry. I guess your fellows aren't having a
very good.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Time, and I'm loving every minute of it. Oh this
is too much, it's too much. I just can't go on.
I just can't playing in the cellar like this.
Speaker 8 (20:42):
I'm not used to it, and all this whisperings and
now my springs, bro.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Now we won't be able to hear the end of
the peace. Well, we just have to go upstairs, ladies,
and everybody. May one we'll have to play for her
some other evening that is debated. A mother, please come
over here and minute.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
I want to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
As a member of the family.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
May i'd be in on this conference?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Quiet Randall, that's what is it.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
Judy, on account of your women are kind of old
for my men. I was wondering, could you take your
party in the dining room and let my party dance
in the living more?
Speaker 9 (21:14):
I don't care what we do anymore. Father's deals beyond
saving anyway, missus Miller's fast asleep.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Anyhow are you.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Gonna wake her up?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Mother? You're just gonna leave her to enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I'm gonna wake her up this father for her, and
she's not gonna get out of it's so easily.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Well, come on, everybody, my gang. I mean, we're going
upstairs and play Conder records.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Oh that's a great idea. And what are we ladies
going to do? Missus fist. We're gonna play bridge.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Would you all please go upstairs.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
To the dining room. Oh, Randall, I'm going upstands for
the other. Could you textfully wake up? Missus Miller?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Oh you bed? Oh, missus Miller.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Missus Miller is trying to get up. I mean, would
you like to play some bridson?
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Missus Miller?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
No, No, what's that?
Speaker 14 (21:55):
Oh love me lovely music? Oh well, that's been over
for five minutes, it has I was sitting here thinking
so deeply. I didn't realize.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
That crossed me on the box with the coconut? You
don't state them?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Yay?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Is it?
Speaker 11 (22:18):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
They started to crawl upstairs? That's the house bouncing.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Well, I guess I'll end to that tournament. After all,
you bowled a swell game, poser. Yeah, let's get back
and bowl another one. Let me get off of the whole.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Oh no, I'm sorry, Bill, but I did it be
getting home? Welcome?
Speaker 8 (22:44):
Okay, here's your forty five cents.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Why a man to go home to his wife when
his wife was having a hemn party? I'll never know?
Oh this hen party's different though? How can it be different?
They cackle? The same at all their party, not the
one on the door during the night. This is a nice, quiet,
dignified one. It has to be. See, we're entertaining the
wife of a very important client of mine. And believe me,
(23:08):
that old battle axe wouldn't stand for anything. Noisy, Oh, sir,
I hustled. Be so quiet and peaceful. I bet I'll
never even recognize it.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Young people do make a lot of noise.
Speaker 9 (23:26):
Don't say, oh, you know, Missus Foster that while I'm dummy,
I think I'll go in the living room.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
She got take you all, I bet hurry back.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
The last dummy we had when in the living room
and never came back. Seems most of the ladies in
the living room Missus Miller. Missus Miller shot him to play.
Huh oh, I did fasty as far as the bidding's over.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
You're playing the hands.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Oh yes, I have been listening to the music.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Weird, isn't it? Hope it isn't bothering. You're not at all?
Speaker 9 (23:58):
Well?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Girls having fun?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Randop you doing in here again? You're going back in
the living okay, even though I think I'll go with you.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
What just take my arm?
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Missus Miller and mother may I suggest you give up
Bridge entirely and play Solace and comes.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
What are they doing back though?
Speaker 5 (24:17):
And that's a conger?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Liz n is missus Newton's baseboot.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
I can't wait to see you action.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
What if the Sam Hill is going on in this ho?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Why did you come?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
This is a get ju? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh? This is.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Awful thing happened?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I'm so sorry?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Where you water? What are you playing a new ruin
my business? I thought you said this was gonna.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Be a signified Melton's parted out to be.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
But well for nobody. Please that music fine?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
What are you stopping? I was just beginning to enjoy my.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Tell enjoy us? Why missus Miller, I thought you'd be curious?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Curious by mister Foster. I congratulate you.
Speaker 14 (25:05):
This is the first time in my life I've had
a good time with a business acquaintance of my husband.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Well, most of them are straight laced and boring.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Why did you you knew how many harm solos?
Speaker 9 (25:16):
And that's the sopranos I've listened to, and I've been
of so many shoody Bridge parties.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I'm numb. The pens are to find people who know
how to enjoy themselves.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Well, well, thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Why didn't you join our candiline Missus Miller.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Well, I don't know how to conga, but how bet
I can steal bully hugs. That's a wonderful idea.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I think these young people would losses. I'll slay the piano.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Way, Alie.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I don't like to drag, but I.
Speaker 14 (25:53):
Was the buddy Hu's champion abnors in Ohio in nineteen lessons.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Missus Miller kerr and show us.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
How we all soll right, But I'll need a posture.
Come on, mister Foster, now.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Come on.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
All you do is put your arms around me like
this and lit her it putting around around and.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
I'm good.
Speaker 11 (26:35):
I'm alone.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
When you're looking at me.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
My huppy, I'm a little rough. You're not waiting.
Speaker 11 (26:51):
It's a little wonderful body.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh yeah, no, I never a minute here taking you
for a.
Speaker 9 (27:09):
That's what Tom wasn't everybody had the best time after
it got started.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Well, missus Miller has gone to bed.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
So I should think so.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
She was exhausted, and you know it was the first party.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
I didn't have to worry about the other women snagging
all the men.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I can understand that, but how are we undertain this?
As Miller, Tomorrowner.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
That's all arranged.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
The gang's coming over.
Speaker 9 (27:31):
I'm gonna teach you to do the bum what before
anybody does anything that's a job to do in the
cellar for a wrong run.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
It's mister maywarn.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
He gotta chop in the cellar, all right, but now
he can't get it out.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I think what Judy is written by Elaine Lastly and
stars Louise Erickson and Dick Davis. Mister and Missus Foster
was led by John Brown and Myron Mark.
Speaker 8 (28:03):
Music was composed by Paul Son Tell and conducted by
Constantine Magalinako. The program was produced and directed by Helen Back.
(29:15):
This is the Armed Forces Radio Service.
Speaker 13 (30:00):
I follow, I support a little, but the super Ball
cont
I say you, Judy.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, Hello, Judy, this is Zugi. I have something very
important to ask you.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
But go right ahead, OOKI.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I was wondering, that is, I was desirous of knowing
if you'd.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
If you'd, if you'd go steady with me? Why oogie,
I just love to my goodness you would.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
Of course I.
Speaker 7 (00:30):
Can go study with you the whole first week in February.
Speaker 8 (00:42):
That's Judy, folks, Judy Foster, the lovable teenage girl who
is close to all our hearts. Well, it's evening at
the Foster's house and Judy and her friend meets her
discussing life Rammdolph. Judy's twelve year old brother is Kibbezi
to night of the third night in the consecutive Hunk,
I don't have a date.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Business is bad with me too, Judy.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I wonder what's become of men.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
This must become of them. I care about us. What's
going to become of me? What's going to become a
minor evening island? If I never wear it?
Speaker 9 (01:11):
Oh, it'll just probably stay in the cupboard till one
day it falls off the hook.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
Dead quiet Randall, you know, Mitzi, this is the longest
law without dates I've ever known since well for a
couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I don't know what, Judy, Let's have a party.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Oh that's a bring at idea.
Speaker 9 (01:29):
Well, a party might put us right back at our
feet socially, honeyhow I'll give you another crack at the boy.
You know the tidy with most parties the other girls
you said at Mitzi, seems like every time I give
a party, some other girl gets well practically engaged.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
You could only have a party without other girls, just
as boys, Mitsy.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Why couldn't I couldn't we Why half a party without
other girls?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Don't you see? We could just bike boys, millions of them.
We'd have all the men to ourselves because the only
girls would be there would be us, Julia, are you
sure you want Mitchie to come?
Speaker 10 (02:10):
Of course?
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Why don't we have it tomorrow night? What do you say?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Don't with's the deal? Duty?
Speaker 6 (02:15):
And now we better start inviting boys right now with
a scrumtis idea? Yeah, except do you think the boys
will want to come to the.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Party when it's why not we're the only girls there?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Well, that's simple.
Speaker 9 (02:25):
We we'll tell them, but we'll'll be kind of a
letdown when they find it out at the party.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Were hand off. We'll cross that bridge and you come
to it. Come on, Mitsy, let's go over to your
house now and call a boy. Say can't we do
it here at your house, Judy, because my family gets
nervous when I use the phone twenty five or thirty
times in a row.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
That is mine.
Speaker 9 (02:44):
Oh, but Judy doesn't have to live with your family, Mitsy.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Come on, Mitzi, if you let us call the boys
from your house, I'll have a party at my house.
Well all right, that sounds fair enough.
Speaker 9 (02:53):
Well, hi, mother, where out in the porch with Judy
and missing?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Aren't girls weird?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (03:04):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yat to the yachty?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Yat to do there?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Back and forth?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Mother, you're not even listening to me.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'm very busy right now, Rondal.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
What you doing.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm counting the people out invited to my party tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Night, Your party tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Certainly who else would be having a party tomorrow night?
Speaker 9 (03:22):
Well, you never can tell. I thought it would be
a good chance to have a very elegant hen party
while your father's out of town. Yeah, but uh, under
the circumstances, I think you better pretrem do please go
over to Curly's house with some place.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I am trying to chat.
Speaker 9 (03:38):
Do you know chatting might be very profitable at this moment? Mother,
on accounel, I can hand you some chap. It'll make
your hair stand on end.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Now, land off, that's enough for a boy of your age.
Speaker 9 (03:48):
You talk too much Tomorrow night this time when you
please remind me of that, Mama. Now let me see
Missus Smith make fim eleven, Missus Goodman.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Twelve, and there ain't I haven't you gone yet?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's settled.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I will now stand and let nature take its course. Well, yes,
that does it, Randall, What are you gonna do tomorrow night?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Mean?
Speaker 9 (04:06):
I'm just going to sit back and enjoy a double feature.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Judy, here, come here a minute. I want you to
help me with something for the party tonight. The party
told them.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
You know about it?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
What do you mean I know about it?
Speaker 9 (04:24):
I'm up to my ears and work for it, don't I?
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Oh, but I hate to see you working so hard.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Mother.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
I was gonna do a step. Lad we need to hear.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I want to get down the silver, the stirling and
silver ge.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Mother, you shouldn't go to all that trouble. See every
day silver, it'd be perfectly good.
Speaker 9 (04:38):
And oh no, they'd all the woman talk about me
if I just had every day silver on the table.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Oh, I don't think they would. I don't think they'd
even notice it.
Speaker 9 (04:45):
The idea they've noticed it to douce a dead fly
on the inside of a chandelier two inches from the ceiling.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Oh, you won't need to worry about them hanging from
chandeliers or anything. They'll probably behaved pretty well most of
the time.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Wow, hope. So now let's see, I haven't decided yet
on the menu.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Well, I was thinking about hot dogs and baked beans
and maybe a bunch of Deale pickles.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I never heard of anything so ridiculous. No, my life,
hot dogs, Judy.
Speaker 9 (05:11):
Why if I've stayed enough points, I'm gonna have ham
maybe a turkey.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Oh, how too early luxury are now? I suppose cocktails
are out?
Speaker 11 (05:21):
Cocktails?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Mother, that's silly.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Root beer is good enough.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
If you don't stop making idiotic suggecting rude beer.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Why.
Speaker 9 (05:29):
I want this to be one of the nicest parties
ever held in this house.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
That's the way I feel about it. But I didn't
know you felt him.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I'll have fruit punch FLUCIVI it with the obtive home.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Mother, you're just about the most understanding person I ever
heard of in.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
My whole if I wouldn't understand how to have a
nice potty after all.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
These years, you know, Judid, This body's gonna cost a
lot of money.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Oh, mother, you're awfully generous, and since you're so terribly sweet,
I'm gonna put up fifty cents of my own money.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Oh, you don't need to spend.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Money on this party? Why not?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Mother?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'm glad to sometimes I underestimate you.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
When you come right down to it, you're about the sweetest,
most unselfish girl I know.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Mister Lesler, this is missus Foster. Would it be possible
to orders of ice cream for a party this evening?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Oh, I see half ice.
Speaker 9 (06:23):
Cream at half here, but huh, well, I'll be very
glad to get it, mister Leslie.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Is this the Gordon Record Shop? Well, this is Judie Foster,
and I'd.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Like to buy a few records for a party. I'm
having a night something very hot in boogie woogie, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Have you got let's play hockey? Cookie?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Well?
Speaker 6 (06:44):
I'll take that. And if you got hello goon, let's spoon,
LL send those. And oh wait, i'd like a good
conga number. Oh yes, cast me on the box for
a cocin.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
That's wonderful?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Is this is am?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Well, this is Foster.
Speaker 9 (07:04):
If I'm having a party tonight and I'm thinking about entertainment,
I wondered if you could come and play.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Your lovely heart.
Speaker 12 (07:10):
For the ladies.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
You can't, Oh, mister May, that would be wonderful.
Speaker 11 (08:33):
Vermotion or.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
Okay, okay, okay, act.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
An hour?
Speaker 13 (10:23):
Back to a date with duty, cold praise everybody world.
Speaker 9 (10:36):
Duty's upstairs joking your loveliness in the bathtub. Mother's just
finished junking her.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Nay, I'm just hanging around.
Speaker 9 (10:43):
This is gonna be quite a night.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
But I can gog upstairs her duty along.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I guess somebody's coming.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
All right, I'll go. How do you do?
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Young man?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Now? I just pull the door open. I'll bring my
heart there.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Before you go to all that trouble made you will
be a good idea to find out if.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
You've got the right address. This is the posture residence,
isn't it.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
It is where anything can happen.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
Young man, is this the largest door you have in
this house. It's gonna be very difficult to get my
heart to it.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Well, well maybe you could sort of fly in through
a window.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
No, livety, young man, nolivity. Now kindly send to your mother.
Speaker 10 (11:19):
Mother.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Mother, I didn't say shout.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Shouting is the only thing that gets results from the
tund off if you call me.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
See, oh, this is the room.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
When you're here already with your heart come right here.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
He can come in.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
But the question is can is heart?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
This is the smallest door I've ever been.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't think your heart time get No, don't not
be careful, man. I suppose you and mister Maywim go
around to the back door and see you you can
get the hot through that way.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Don't worry.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
I'll open wide then purrigates.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Come on, mister any one.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
Oh, I'm getting all worn out of lugging this hop route.
I wish I had it stuck to my pick alow.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
And good is somebody's here already and I haven't the
count maid.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Hello, you perfume rad to see your old husband them.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Dear, let me expect you home from the first of
the week.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
We got for you.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Dear, this is missus Miller, how do you do, Missus Foster,
how do you do? I stopped off at the Miller's
in clevement of talking little business, and I thought missus
Miller and a spending a few days with us as
a house case.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Well, how lovely? Isn't that grand?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You would be tiggle to death.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
I've talked to Doris so much about you, missus Miller,
you and your charming husband.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Hell and I.
Speaker 9 (12:39):
Goodness, And to think I'm having a party this season,
party party, just paying off some of my obligations, you know,
miss Miller.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I see, well that's that's fine. Man.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Well all right, I suppose missus Miller want to go
upstairs and change after the RIDEA oh yes, of.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Course, I'll show you up to the guest room.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I have mills.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Mister Mayworm can't get us hot to the back door?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh father, oh don oh, missus Miller. I want to
beat my boy Randolph. How do you do?
Speaker 9 (13:07):
How do you do?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I wonder if mister may won't you try the.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Side do it? I told Randolph so much about you,
Missus Miller. Ellen Randall, huh, oh, yeah, I should say so.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
He's been drooling all over the place. About Mill.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
He's hardly talked about everything else for a month, Randolph.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Before you show missus Milra to the guest Drom, I'd
like to speak to your father a minute. Oh sure,
all right this way, missus Miller.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
Thank you, follow me, Missus Mirray goodness takes Norton.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Who is she, Dora? She is the stiffest, most straight flaced,
tight mouthed woman in the world.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's obvious, but I still ask who is she?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
She's W. L. Miller's wh Who? W L. Miller? Just
one of the biggest smoke tongue distributors in this country?
And that thought? Oh story.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
If I can get his account I won't have to
give my mister thought for a year. We hope this
is going to be a nice, polite party, Dore. I
hope you have a nicely usual friends.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
What do you mean.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I don't get excited.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
It's just that I want.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
Everything to go smoothly. You have no idea how much
influence missus Miller has on us. And she's got to
go home and tells w Well, she wants them to
give me the account.
Speaker 9 (14:19):
Well, I'll do everything I can here in the guest room,
taking off her dead Thanks Branda.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Say dark here, I hope you're not playing cords tonight.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
Oh nothing except when some of.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Your friends sit down and play bridge. It's no longer
a polite social.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
They play for blood well Nils, and I don't send
my friends to Child's Crew before I invite them to
a party.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Besides, it's going to be a very bigger side of theirs.
There's no reason why it's gonn't be just the thing
to please her.
Speaker 9 (14:49):
I can take of a few reasons, but that nal
sort of A quick glance at my watch makes me
realize it's too late to bring up a fan. If
you mean about mister Mayworth's hop have him try the
side door.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
Then I look, Dora, there's no sense in my hanging
around now. I'm gonna leave Missus Miller entirely to you.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Well, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Dan?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I don't think i'll go both of you game. You
certainly don't want any men around the house tonight. I
should say no, I should say now, well, I'll run along.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
Man, have a good time tonight, and please Dora, whatever
you do, see if Missus Miller has a good time, oh,
don't worry about her.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Missus Miller certainly came as a surpise. I'm certainly glad
they're going to have a nice party for her.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
You suppose everything is all set n though like a hells.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I guess somebody you're old it along, missus Foster, Yeah,
I guess, JUDI it will be down just a minute now.
I hope you'll go out someplace and don't come back
till the party's over.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Till the party's over again, Missus Foster.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Indeed, kild hind am I the first one.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Yere boy, you look snazzy, Thank you loogie?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh everything that's some nice, doesn't children? And mister may
one can't get a talk to the side, garys and oh.
Speaker 9 (16:07):
For the love well said? Please, will everybody stop beating
with him? Let me paint Randolph tell mister may want
to take his hop up on the porch. Since he
can't get the hop inside the house, the ladies have
to go outside to hear him.
Speaker 11 (16:19):
The ladies.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Mother, certainly, who do you think I was having at
this party?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Man?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
You know what I am?
Speaker 9 (16:24):
What are you talking about? There are fifteen women coming
this evening, and no there's not.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
There's fifteen boys coming after Mitzi Goudie's.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Like me to stay.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
See Ugi's here already, and he's a boy.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I can okie definitely, Judy, do you mean to say
you're having a party to night?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Of course?
Speaker 11 (16:46):
What have we been doing all this.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Work for him?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
But my pas?
Speaker 6 (16:49):
Oh mother, you mean a lot of women are coming on,
Judy Foster.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Why do you do these things to me?
Speaker 5 (16:55):
I don't worry, mother.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I could have invited my voice castro, but I didn't.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
This is.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Mister Boston, great nots, great notes. I've just succeeded in
getting my heart through the cellar door.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I'm going out of my mind.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Well blow me down this island.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
No, I'll go.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
You better let me do it. I'm neutral, I can't
ride here.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
And one and all the facilities are just about to begain.
Speaker 12 (17:22):
You've first met all the boys this is I have Herod,
(17:43):
the Poogie and Ren and I believe this is stinky
over here.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Oh you flatted Jojo, Juran and Panny Way.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
How to you?
Speaker 6 (17:54):
I'm terribly sorry this happened.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Oh I don't quite understand, Judy, all of us boys
and all those well fairly elderly ladies, it's all.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
A most terrible mess.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
How was I don't know mother was having a party tonight.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Well I understand, Judy, I understand about your mother's party.
But what I'm talking about is your party.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Where's the girls?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Well there's Mettia and me, two girls for fifteen.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Man thought it was just an idea Mitsy.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
And I had.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
We thought it would work out all right, and what have?
Speaker 9 (18:24):
Mother hadn't had a party too, Judy, I'm simplest. Granted,
missus Biller's just sitting there glaring, she's shocked at it.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
But it wasn't her.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
My goodness, nobody's done anything.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Why I wasn't gonna what she thinks. I tried to
explain that we were having two parties, but I don't
think she believed the word of it was your Look
the way.
Speaker 9 (18:40):
She's sitting there isn't very relaxed and shed what to
do if your father loses that contract on account of
barn Do you.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Think it had help any if I got my voice
to mix with you our girl.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
And Sunny would not.
Speaker 9 (18:53):
Oh, Judy, I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
get everybody down in the cellar. And we listened to
mister Bayworm and play.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
His heart in the south.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Well, he couldn't get his half in the place else,
so we just have to get down there.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Thank you, Thank you, mister Dawn, thank you. And now everybody,
let's go upstairs and now and.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Now we're my fifth rendition. I've chosen the medley of
the lesson on works of Yakoma maya Bear.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
Oh hello, all, ride your head brother, here we go again.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Be quiet, Randolph, you're not supposed to be here at
this Paul anyway, who is he?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Boys?
Speaker 6 (19:54):
I'm terribly sorry about this.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
It's the house jam fessionality.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
We too a lit and I'm terribly sorry. It's all
part of the terrible mistake.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
They are the best looking girls at this party I
ever saw.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
There by the mistake. Too quiet glaring at us, I'm
glaring at him too.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
My special favorite number is Missus Miller.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Look, she's just sleep on our double chins.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Be quietly. She's a guest of.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Honor, no wonder, she's the hugest one on the burn.
I'm terribly sorry. I guess your fellows aren't having a
very good.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Time, and I'm loving every minute of it. Oh this
is too much, it's too much. I just can't go on.
I just can't playing in the cellar like this.
Speaker 8 (20:42):
I'm not used to it, and all this whisperings and
now my springs, bro.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Now we won't be able to hear the end of
the peace. Well, we just have to go upstairs, ladies,
and everybody. May one we'll have to play for her
some other evening that is debated. A mother, please come
over here and minute.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
I want to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
As a member of the family.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
May i'd be in on this conference?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Quiet Randall, that's what is it.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
Judy, on account of your women are kind of old
for my men. I was wondering, could you take your
party in the dining room and let my party dance
in the living more?
Speaker 9 (21:14):
I don't care what we do anymore. Father's deals beyond
saving anyway, missus Miller's fast asleep.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Anyhow are you.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Gonna wake her up?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Mother? You're just gonna leave her to enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I'm gonna wake her up this father for her, and
she's not gonna get out of it's so easily.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Well, come on, everybody, my gang. I mean, we're going
upstairs and play Conder records.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Oh that's a great idea. And what are we ladies
going to do? Missus fist. We're gonna play bridge.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Would you all please go upstairs.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
To the dining room. Oh, Randall, I'm going upstands for
the other. Could you textfully wake up? Missus Miller?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Oh you bed? Oh, missus Miller.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Missus Miller is trying to get up. I mean, would
you like to play some bridson?
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Missus Miller?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
No, No, what's that?
Speaker 14 (21:55):
Oh love me lovely music? Oh well, that's been over
for five minutes, it has I was sitting here thinking
so deeply. I didn't realize.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
That crossed me on the box with the coconut? You
don't state them?
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Yay?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Is it?
Speaker 11 (22:18):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
They started to crawl upstairs? That's the house bouncing.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Well, I guess I'll end to that tournament. After all,
you bowled a swell game, poser. Yeah, let's get back
and bowl another one. Let me get off of the whole.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Oh no, I'm sorry, Bill, but I did it be
getting home? Welcome?
Speaker 8 (22:44):
Okay, here's your forty five cents.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Why a man to go home to his wife when
his wife was having a hemn party? I'll never know?
Oh this hen party's different though? How can it be different?
They cackle? The same at all their party, not the
one on the door during the night. This is a nice, quiet,
dignified one. It has to be. See, we're entertaining the
wife of a very important client of mine. And believe me,
(23:08):
that old battle axe wouldn't stand for anything. Noisy, Oh, sir,
I hustled. Be so quiet and peaceful. I bet I'll
never even recognize it.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Young people do make a lot of noise.
Speaker 9 (23:26):
Don't say, oh, you know, Missus Foster that while I'm dummy,
I think I'll go in the living room.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
She got take you all, I bet hurry back.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
The last dummy we had when in the living room
and never came back. Seems most of the ladies in
the living room Missus Miller. Missus Miller shot him to play.
Huh oh, I did fasty as far as the bidding's over.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
You're playing the hands.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Oh yes, I have been listening to the music.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Weird, isn't it? Hope it isn't bothering. You're not at all?
Speaker 9 (23:58):
Well?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Girls having fun?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Randop you doing in here again? You're going back in
the living okay, even though I think I'll go with you.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
What just take my arm?
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Missus Miller and mother may I suggest you give up
Bridge entirely and play Solace and comes.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
What are they doing back though?
Speaker 5 (24:17):
And that's a conger?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Liz n is missus Newton's baseboot.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
I can't wait to see you action.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
What if the Sam Hill is going on in this ho?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Why did you come?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
This is a get ju? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh? This is.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Awful thing happened?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I'm so sorry?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Where you water? What are you playing a new ruin
my business? I thought you said this was gonna.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Be a signified Melton's parted out to be.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
But well for nobody. Please that music fine?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
What are you stopping? I was just beginning to enjoy my.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Tell enjoy us? Why missus Miller, I thought you'd be curious?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Curious by mister Foster. I congratulate you.
Speaker 14 (25:05):
This is the first time in my life I've had
a good time with a business acquaintance of my husband.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Well, most of them are straight laced and boring.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Why did you you knew how many harm solos?
Speaker 9 (25:16):
And that's the sopranos I've listened to, and I've been
of so many shoody Bridge parties.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I'm numb. The pens are to find people who know
how to enjoy themselves.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Well, well, thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Why didn't you join our candiline Missus Miller.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Well, I don't know how to conga, but how bet
I can steal bully hugs. That's a wonderful idea.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I think these young people would losses. I'll slay the piano.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Way, Alie.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I don't like to drag, but I.
Speaker 14 (25:53):
Was the buddy Hu's champion abnors in Ohio in nineteen lessons.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Missus Miller kerr and show us.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
How we all soll right, But I'll need a posture.
Come on, mister Foster, now.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Come on.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
All you do is put your arms around me like
this and lit her it putting around around and.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
I'm good.
Speaker 11 (26:35):
I'm alone.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
When you're looking at me.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
My huppy, I'm a little rough. You're not waiting.
Speaker 11 (26:51):
It's a little wonderful body.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh yeah, no, I never a minute here taking you
for a.
Speaker 9 (27:09):
That's what Tom wasn't everybody had the best time after
it got started.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Well, missus Miller has gone to bed.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
So I should think so.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
She was exhausted, and you know it was the first party.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
I didn't have to worry about the other women snagging
all the men.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I can understand that, but how are we undertain this?
As Miller, Tomorrowner.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
That's all arranged.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
The gang's coming over.
Speaker 9 (27:31):
I'm gonna teach you to do the bum what before
anybody does anything that's a job to do in the
cellar for a wrong run.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
It's mister maywarn.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
He gotta chop in the cellar, all right, but now
he can't get it out.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I think what Judy is written by Elaine Lastly and
stars Louise Erickson and Dick Davis. Mister and Missus Foster
was led by John Brown and Myron Mark.
Speaker 8 (28:03):
Music was composed by Paul Son Tell and conducted by
Constantine Magalinako. The program was produced and directed by Helen Back.
(29:15):
This is the Armed Forces Radio Service.
Speaker 13 (30:00):
I follow, I support a little, but the super Ball
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