October 21, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Where are the boys outside playing somewhere?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I thought it was unusually quiet in the house.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
What are you doing polishing up my beautiful silver carefully?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You'll wear it out?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh no. The solid silver with beauty that Lives Forever
is International Sterling.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
The solid silver with beauty that Lives Forever is International Sterling.
From Hollywood International Silver Company, creators of International Sterling, presents
the Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet, starring America's favorite.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Young couple, Ozzie Nelson and Harriet Higers.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Maybe it's just the proverbial lull before the storm, But
as we look in at the Nelsons of eighteen forty
seven Rogers Road, it seems to be a pleasant, easy
going afternoon. David and Ricky are out playing in the backyard,
and Harriet's in the kitchen putting away the luncheon dishes.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Have you seen the afternoon table, Harriet, Yes, jar it's
right down the chair. The boys are reading it. Say
while you're out here, do you suppose you could fix
the breakfast nook table. It's practically standing on three legs.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, that's right, I did promise to fix that. It's
been broken several weeks hasn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I think it's longer than that.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
How did it get broken?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Don't you remember you stood up on the table when
you put the star on top of the Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'll hand me the hammer out of the door there
way I can tighten it up in a minute. Wires, doctor, No,
it's probably just a couple of loose nails. Yeah, slide
under here where I can see it.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
What's the verdict?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh no, it's kind of hard to see here. That's loose,
all right, Handy the screwdriver. Will you what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Pop?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yes? Fixing the table? Legg Can we help you?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Pop?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Hand Daddy the screwdriver, Ricky, Now, don't crawl under here.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Boys, there isn't room enough for the three of us.
We can hold it up for you. The telephone, Harriet,
I got it.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
There, guy, here's me.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
He's like a little house. Quit you having, Ricky, David.
I can't work under here with you guys. Crowd, How
who's pulling my hair?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Nobody? Pop?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Because of stick on the drum, Ricky, I can't see
through the back of your head.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Hey look, Ricky, here's a tennis ball. We've been looking
for the look out with you David, I want to
get out of here.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Aren't you fix the pap?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I can't right now. I have to get some screws
at the hardware store. I don't know why you got
had to come pushing in here when I was trying
to work.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Pop? I might as well read the paper and fix
the table without the screws. Couldn't anyway with you guys
messing around, we.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Could get the other members to see it that way.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Talk they did to play outside. You went up the
stairs and box the ball down.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Excuse me, Barbara, boys go upstairs. I can't hear a thing.
He's thinking all the noise.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, that's right, all rights, All right? Come on, where's
the sports page?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Never mind?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Here it is, Hello Barbara, Hello Barbara, she must have
hung up.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
What n uproar?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Enjoying your sports page?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Dear? Oh, yes very much.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
What's the football lineup?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I'm not sure, but I think Notre Dame is playing
tennis with Barbara?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Hello, funny, how'd the game come on? What game?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Is that?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
The football game you and the boys are playing in
the living room? Sounded swell from out here.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
The boys are just cutting up a little bit. You're
going on a trip or something.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
They're just overnight.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I'm gonna take Will up to the cat Oh that's swell.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Come to think of it, Oz, why don't David and
Ricky come along with us?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
We'd love to have them. Gee, that sounds like a
great idea thought. I think they'll have a lot of fun.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
It's a loud cabin belongs to Catherine's brother, beautiful spot
right on the bank of Rapid River.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh, thanks, Thorning. The boys would love to go. How
do you know os You better ask them first. Oh, no,
we'd be glad to get I mean they'll be glad
to go, you know, a chance to get them, for
them to get away from the house.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
We'll take good care of them. They'll be back tomorrowing
time for dinner.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
There's no hurry. I mean, I hope it won't be
too much trouble now. No, I get right in with
them and have a good time.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Remember when I took them down to the beach and
played leap frog and softball with them?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
That reminds me. Did you ever return that bottle of lineaments?
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Return At the opening day of the football seats get
the boys, ready, Oz, I'll be by farming a little while.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Okay, Thorny, Geez, thanks a lot, boys, David Ricky, anything wrong,
d No, I got some great news for the boy. Oh,
this is a big surprise. You'll never guess what it is,
Fellas tell me no, No, it's much better than that.
Mister Thornberry and Will have invited you guys to spend
(05:19):
the night in a real log cabin up at Rapid River.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh it sounds very nice, aren't you guys?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Paying attention? I said you've been invited to.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Spend I know, Pop, but golly, I'm supposed to play
football tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
But you can play football any day.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
But you didn't understand, Pop, I'm quarterback.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Besides, I gotta meet Louise in the morning. He's gotta
meet Louise, Sissy, I'm not you're a too. I always
see a teasinger. That's what I got to meet her about.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
We're gonna fight it out.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Oh now, listen, boys, these things aren't so important that
you can pass them up to spend the night at
a cabin and have a good time with Will. Mister Thornberry.
You like mister Dronberry, don't you sure?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
He swell, but he always wants to play lead frog
and softball with us, and he slows up.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
The game.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
In the next day.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
And now, look, boys, I don't like to force you
to go, but believe me, you'll have a wonderful time.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
What are you doing a log cabin? Pop?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
What do you do in a log cabin? There are
all kinds of things you can do in a log cabin.
It's probably a big fireplace and a huge log blazing,
and you probably have popcorn and apples, and that sound good. Yeah,
that sounds good. It's real fun. And then when you
go to bed, you can probably have a pillow fight,
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throw the pillows around, jump up and down on the beds,
feathers flying all around.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Can we do that?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Of course? Did you as mister Thornberry? Well, I didn't
ask me so many words, but you know how happy
and good natured mister Thornberry is.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay, pop, we'll go. Okay, Ricky, sure will.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Go if you want us to, pop. It's not that
I want you to. I just don't want you to
miss such a good time. I'll tell you something else.
You can use my small suitcase if you want to.
Can we pap that we need. Come on you, let's
back ourselves.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
What's all the excitement all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
We will use top silk cake.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It's very interesting. So they finally decided to go.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Huh, yeah, you know how kids are.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh that was nice. It's Thorny to invite them. I
hope they behave themselves.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Ah, they will. It'll be sort of pleasant to have
the house just to the two of us for a change,
won't it?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Only one thing worries me?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
What do we do for noise? I can crack my knuckles.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
You will be kind of nice at that an evening
with just the two of us. It's kind of romantic.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, be a little like when we were first married.
That's the two of us.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Of course, if for anybody but's Thorny. I he hesitated
about letting the boys go.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh sure, but you know Thorny. He's dependable and steady
as a rock. They're safe as can be with all Thorny.
Where would you like to go to night?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Hey, Mom's boys in the bosom on the top shelf
of the closet.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh, I don't know there.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Personally, I'd rather stay home. Why don't we do that?
I'll cook one of your favorite meals and we have
dinner by candle light. Doesn't it sound nice?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
As a matter of fact, it does. I'll put on
some soft dnes waltz music. We'll face the marriage license
to the wall. I'll sit there and leer at you.
I don't know, it's been so long. This whole build
(08:36):
up is probably just getting me in the mood. So
I'll help you with the dishes. Hey, Mom, where's Oh
it's it's under my bed. I thought I heard burglars
last night, Miss Thornber.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Hurry up, fellas, they'll be right off Thorny.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
We're already.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
It's you.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Carry it down the stairs. You have your pajamas and
your tooth prushious.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Here we got everything. Well, goodbye, fellas. Have a good time. Hey,
give your mother a big hug.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Goodbye, Davy. I'll be careful. Goodbye Mom, Goodbye Ricky.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Don't I get a kiss?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And I'm carrying the silkies.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Mom, let's just shake hands. Goodbye Mom.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Take it easy now, Barney. Look at the size of
those guys.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Boy, it's gonna be all the lonesome around here.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Don't be silly, dear, they'll only be gone overnight. Bye boys,
All right way to them.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Goodbye. Well let's go inside there. I think it's going
to rain. There's a big drop of water on your cheek. Hey,
(10:15):
I think this is kind of wonderful.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Just Ozzie and Harriet alone again for an evening, No
worries of parenthood to bother them, No everyday troubles to
upset them, alone together, blissfully happy, as happy, as well
as happy as they were that evening when they had
their first dinner at home, at a table set with
Harriet's new International sterling.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Do you think I'm fooling?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Oh, not a bit.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I'll bet there aren't many moments that can match it
for happiness. That time when a girl sees her own
gleaming International sterling on the table. And that's only natural
because the beautiful solid silver made by International is the
kind of silver she's dreamed of all her life, the
loveliest solid silver in the world, handsome and exciting in
every detail. International Sterling patterns are designed by top silver artists, and.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
In their lovely line and ornament are mirrored.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
The things you love.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
No matter what your taste, your scheme of decoration, it's
no wonder that when it comes to a choice of
sterling patterns. So many women prefer international patterns. Visit your
international sterling dealer tomorrow and see them. Everyone is solid
silver with beauty that lives forever, created by famous international
(11:29):
sterling or Yes, David and Ricky have gone visiting for
the night, and over the Nelson household hangs a strange
and unaccustomed atmosphere of peace and quiet.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Why it's so quiet?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
In fact, I can't tell where Ozzie and Harriet are.
There's no one in the living room. Hey, wait a minute,
what's that I smell?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
What I heavenly and delectable odor. Harryet must be in
the kitchen. Oh, there's Ozzie. He smells it too. He
gets up.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
He follows his nose it's raised into the.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Air at a forty five degree angle.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Alert to that tantalizing scent, determined to trace it down
to its source, he leaves the hall, nose.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Held high and twitching, through the living room, the dining room.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Into the kitchen. In a trance, Anzie walks right past
Harriot over to the stoves. He takes the lid off
the kettle and.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
And brosia nectar of the God's Food fit for a king.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Mulligan stew?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
He spoil my appetite. It smells delish.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
No, no, he's Mulligan stew. Remember the stew I made
for you before we were married?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
And after we were married, we had it practically every
night the first year.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Vegetables and stew meat were cheap. Besides, it was the
only thing I knew how to cook.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Oh what difference did that make? I had Mulligan stew
and you.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
When I get out of the kitchen, dinner is ready.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I can remember the first time you made it. I
was visiting you, and your mother went upstairs and let
you have the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I remember you cut up the beef, you peel the potatoes,
you slice the carrots.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh they're wonderful memories, aren't they.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Oh, Mulligan stew. I was holding your hand when I
took my first taste.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
And then you let go of it and didn't stop
eating for forty minutes.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Wait a minute, I have a wonderful idea. Don't aways
stand right there?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I have to stand here and stir the stew.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You know what I'm going to do. I'm going out
and buy you a beautiful orchid. Oh, darling.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
You shouldn't, but go ahead.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
You have beautif was standing there. I just want to
drink you in.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
You're drinking in a little Mulligan stew at the same time. Yes,
they left about an hour ago. Mother, a log cabin
at a place called Rapid River. Oh, I'm not worried
about the I'm not a missus Thornberry. All right, Oh,
(14:29):
Ozzie's home.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Mother.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Goodbye to you, my dear. I come bearing an orchid
that's not half as beautiful, Harriet.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I thought i'd surprise you.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
You put on your strapless evening gown just to have
dinner with me?
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I bought it for special occasions? Something the matter.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I can't seem to find any place to pin the orchid.
Did I get the Scotch paid?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
He'll be so silly give it to me.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Oh well, I'll think of something. Wait a minute. If
you're going to wear a formal dress, what about me?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I don't have one to fit you.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I know what I'll do. Where's my tuxedo?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh, Ozzie, do you mean you'd break down and put
on your taxedo?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Well, of course, if my wife can go to all
the trouble.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
It's maatic.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Nothing really, something seems to be bothering you. How did
you get snapped up in the back all by yourself?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
How do you suppose a girl gets snapped up in
the back before she's married.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I don't think that thought hasn't occurred to me. They've
got a bottle of champagne out there someplace. Why don't
we pop it open and make a big night of it?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Well, it sounds good, but why well Mulligan's doing champagne?
Do they go together?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Are you kidding with a price of meat? That champagne's
in pretty fancy company?
Speaker 6 (16:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Where's my collar button?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Ride the box on top of the dresser, Ozzy?
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
How does a fellow find the collar button before he's married?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
There's nobody around to put it wear it's along, so
he never loads it. Harri, Yes, dear, have you seen
my black boat tie?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yes? I did, Dear. Just the other day, Ricky was
using it for a sling shot. Dear, Jenner's practically ready.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh I'm in here waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
You come downstairs.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
How do I love it?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Ozzie, you look positively handsome. You ought to wear your
tuxedo more often, Dear, button the coat.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
It's pretty warm this season. Besides, I think somebody moved
the buttons. I can't seem to close it.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oh, we'll get away from the table so I can
see all of you.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
First, let me explain something. Evidently the cleaner's got the
trousers mixed up because the ones who were upstairs just
won't go on at all. Strange. Besides, i'll be sitting down.
You won't even see my corduroy pants. You let me
help you with your chair, Dear, thank you? Hm, oh, Harriet,
(17:22):
that smells so good? Is there enough for seconds? Well?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
You eat up that helping first? How is it?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
M This is a pretty big helping you gave me good.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh tell me the truth. Did I leave something out?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
No, I don't think so. Everything possible seems to be
in it.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
It's been so long since I made it.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Oh, well, that's all right, let's be gay. Where's the
champagne right there in the ice? Oh? How clever. I
never would have thought of this red clay champagne bucket.
What did you do with the geranium? It's out in
the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Do you think you can open that bottle?
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Sure, this is easy, and you could learn to open
one of those.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Oh, there's nothing to it. Just take these wires off
my fingers.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
No, here, I brought the flyers just.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
In Kate, Oh, thank you. And you got this heavy
tin foil shock and you get a firm grip on
the cork, twist it and start pulling gently. At is
a trick, very carefully. Here, give me the soup plate.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Last I saw it was headed to the living room.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
That's pretty powerful champagne. Oh well, there's a little left
here for you, and I don't touch yet just a minute.
Bonograph must have the problem.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh that's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
There, may I propose a toast to Harriet. She walks
in beauty like the night of cloudless climbs and starry
skies and all that's best of dark and bright. Meeting
her aspect and her eyes.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I think you're pretty too.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Here's happiness. Would you mind very much if I switched
to milk?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
No, not at all, Dar, it's right in the picture.
In fact, you can pour me a glass while you're
at it.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Where are you going?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I'm just getting this sweater.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
It's kind of chilly.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
All the boys have enough blankets up there.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Well, all right, as long as you're up, would you mind? Oh? Thanks?
Never did like that record? Too many violins?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Listen to that rain come down?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Well, that's nice for the boys. There's nothing like a
log cabin in the woods, a nice fire and rain
coming down outside. Did to any say anything about having
a fireplace up there? Well, not to me. No, what
are you doing? It's taking this tuxedo coat off. It's
strangling me. Hey, this would be fun. Let's call them
up and surprise the boys.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
There's no phone up there.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
That's right. She's raining pretty hard. I wonder if it
leaks the roof on that log cabin.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Are you worried about the boys?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
No, no, I'm not worried about them. But you know,
you never can tell those old log cabins.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
But oh, it's turney into a real storm. Did you
close the windows?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I don't even know if the cabin has any windows,
probably just holes in the wall.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I'm not here. There's no reason to get upset the boys.
There was Thorny there, all right.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Well, you can't count too much on Thorny, after all,
he's just a neighbor. I'm not getting upset, but that
Thorny is so irresponsible At times. If anything happens, he'll
probably go all to pieces. It's a terrible storm, Harriet,
there's probably ten times worse up there in the mountains,
those big trees and that rapid river roaring right in
front of the cabin.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
If you're worried about the boys, Oh, who was worried?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
David and little Rickey up there with that madman Thornberry.
Do you like to drive and the rain? Why don't
we take a little ride. We could drop in at
the cabin.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Well, it's not that I'm worried.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
It's just that we always go up and say good
night to the boys, and they may not be able
to go to sleep. What about Ricky's teddy bear? He
forgot his teddy bear? What about it? Whoever since he
was a baby he slept with his teddy bear. He
can't go to sleep without all right, there's only one
thing to do. We've got to get in the car
and take the teddy bear up there. What's ten miles.
Put on your coat. You've got to get there before
(22:08):
the fridge washes out. We're a little prinky. I don't
know why I didn't think of the teddy bear before.
He'll never go to sleep without it. Now he loves
that teddy bear. Remember when he chewed an ear off
(22:29):
it and we found him eating the sawdust.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I also remember you stuffing it full of cornflakes.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I think if he's gonna eat it, he might as
well get some nurse.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Oh, by the way, you can shut off the windshield, Wifer.
It stopped raining, Probably just a lull in the storm.
When do we reach this rapid river?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
I don't know. Thorny said it followed the road.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Well, that must be it down there, dear, doesn't look
very rapid. There's not a drop of water inside.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Where's the river? See your Now? The moon is coming out?
What's wrong with the climbing around here? Anyway, we'll slow down, dear.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Isn't that Dorney's car beside that cottage? Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yeah, say that must be the cabin. Oh, this is
a beautiful little place.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Seems very quiet.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Whole neighborhood's quiet. Don't forget the teddy bear.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Everybody must be sleeping, Ozzie m all of a sudden,
I feel silly me too.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Let's go home, shallie.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
You took the words right out of my mouth, Harriet, Yes.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
You don't tell anybody we would hear. I won't either.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
It's the deal.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I was over this way. No, it isn't, dear, I
can see in the dark.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Look are you all right?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I think I broke my leg. What a place to
leave a trash kid. It's me an innocent man. What
are you doing out here in the press can make anybody.
We just came out to bring Ricky his teddy bear.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Teddy Bear. Ozzy was afraid he couldn't go to sleep
without it. Oh here, let me help you out.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Sorry, we made all this noise. Harry got a little
worried about the boys. Thought we take a trip out.
We'll see you tomorrow. Silly, stay here. We got plenty
of role.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
We wouldn't want to put it all at trouble.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Sorry, no trouble at all. Come on, I'll show you
to the spare room.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Have the boys been behaving themselves?
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Oh fine, we got a wonderful night toasted marshmallows, had
a pillow fight late leap Frog and softballs kids insisted.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I joined them. This is awfully nice. Are you sing pleasure?
Are you going, dear?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were asleep. I'm going
to take this teddy bear to Ricky, I'm afraid he's
lying awake in there.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Hurry back there and be as quiet as you can't.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Okay, Ricky, Ricky holds.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I'm sorry, David. Go go back to sleep. So I
thought you were Ricky. Where is he there by the window?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Go back to sleep, Ricky, Ricky, Daddy, wake up, Ricky,
wake up, daddy.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
See this is your little teddy bear. No, no, no,
it's your teddy bear.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
I'll just put it over here on the window sill, now,
you know, to sleep. Good night, little man.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
You Wenny Funny. Ohs my old path way. I hit you? No, no,
you didn't hit me. You shot Ricky's teddy bear right
between the eyes.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Oh, I'm sorry, Ricky, I thought I shot your father.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
There's nothing to get alarmed about. Thorny. Just shot Ricky's
teddy bear. That's okay. I hate it join again? Such
all that stuff flying in the air, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
To down and gets the milk, Thorny, we have corn
flakes for breakfast. Well, you know what they say.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
There's no place like home, even if it's somebody else's home. Man,
it takes you all night to make up your mind
to get.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
There, you know, It's a funny thing about a home,
mister Smith.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
No matter what its our appearances are it it sometimes
takes only one little thing.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
To make it seem almost perfect, like David and Ricky
and Harriet and Izzi all being together.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
They are now.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
And it works in other ways too, like when we
had to live in a trailer before we found a
house a few months ago. That trailer wasn't very much
like the home I had in mind.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
But every time I set the table with my international
sterling silver, I somehow felt much.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Better about it.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Well, it does make a difference when you have international
sterling on the table. There's a kind of magic about
it that makes everything glean with a sort of dignity
and stature. You mind, if I ask what international pattern
you have, by the way.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It's Predude, and you can put me down as saying
it's the loveliest pattern there is. It's so graceful and delicate,
and those tiny flowers curved at the top of the.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Handle are beautiful.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Oh, I agree, And of course Predude is amazingly easy
to buy, just the way all international sterling patterns are.
Your international dealer gladly arrange a helpful payment plan suited
to your budget.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
And then there's the very.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Wonderful fact that international sterling prices haven't been raised. Unlike
many other makes, International sterling costs no more than in
nineteen forty four. So every woman who's thinking of buying
her silver should certainly see international sterling. The solid silver
with beauty that lives forever.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Aren't you asleep yet, dear?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
No, I'm not. I don't know what it is. The
bed and everything is comfortable, but I just can't get
to sleep.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Oh of course you can't. Oh I'm so sorry, dear.
I brought it along and then forgot to tell you.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
What are you talking about? Your hot water bottle?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
It's right there on the chair.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Turning to get next week to another adventure of Audi
and Harriet.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Sorry, I remember block silver with beauty that lives forever
is international Sterling.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
This, Harriet, the solid silver with beauty that lives forever
is International Sterling.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Appearing in support of Ozzie and Harriet were John Brown,
Tommy Bernard and Henry Blair.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Original music was composed and conducted by Billy Mays. This
is Burnsmith's Treaty.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
This is NBC, the National Broadcasting Company,
Where are the boys outside playing somewhere?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I thought it was unusually quiet in the house.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
What are you doing polishing up my beautiful silver carefully?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You'll wear it out?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh no. The solid silver with beauty that Lives Forever
is International Sterling.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
The solid silver with beauty that Lives Forever is International Sterling.
From Hollywood International Silver Company, creators of International Sterling, presents
the Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet, starring America's favorite.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Young couple, Ozzie Nelson and Harriet Higers.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Maybe it's just the proverbial lull before the storm, But
as we look in at the Nelsons of eighteen forty
seven Rogers Road, it seems to be a pleasant, easy
going afternoon. David and Ricky are out playing in the backyard,
and Harriet's in the kitchen putting away the luncheon dishes.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Have you seen the afternoon table, Harriet, Yes, jar it's
right down the chair. The boys are reading it. Say
while you're out here, do you suppose you could fix
the breakfast nook table. It's practically standing on three legs.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, that's right, I did promise to fix that. It's
been broken several weeks hasn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I think it's longer than that.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
How did it get broken?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Don't you remember you stood up on the table when
you put the star on top of the Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'll hand me the hammer out of the door there
way I can tighten it up in a minute. Wires, doctor, No,
it's probably just a couple of loose nails. Yeah, slide
under here where I can see it.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
What's the verdict?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh no, it's kind of hard to see here. That's loose,
all right, Handy the screwdriver. Will you what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Pop?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yes? Fixing the table? Legg Can we help you?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Pop?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Hand Daddy the screwdriver, Ricky, Now, don't crawl under here.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Boys, there isn't room enough for the three of us.
We can hold it up for you. The telephone, Harriet,
I got it.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
There, guy, here's me.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
He's like a little house. Quit you having, Ricky, David.
I can't work under here with you guys. Crowd, How
who's pulling my hair?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Nobody? Pop?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Because of stick on the drum, Ricky, I can't see
through the back of your head.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Hey look, Ricky, here's a tennis ball. We've been looking
for the look out with you David, I want to
get out of here.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Aren't you fix the pap?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I can't right now. I have to get some screws
at the hardware store. I don't know why you got
had to come pushing in here when I was trying
to work.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Pop? I might as well read the paper and fix
the table without the screws. Couldn't anyway with you guys
messing around, we.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Could get the other members to see it that way.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Talk they did to play outside. You went up the
stairs and box the ball down.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Excuse me, Barbara, boys go upstairs. I can't hear a thing.
He's thinking all the noise.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, that's right, all rights, All right? Come on, where's
the sports page?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Never mind?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Here it is, Hello Barbara, Hello Barbara, she must have
hung up.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
What n uproar?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Enjoying your sports page?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Dear? Oh, yes very much.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
What's the football lineup?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I'm not sure, but I think Notre Dame is playing
tennis with Barbara?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Hello, funny, how'd the game come on? What game?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Is that?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
The football game you and the boys are playing in
the living room? Sounded swell from out here.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
The boys are just cutting up a little bit. You're
going on a trip or something.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
They're just overnight.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I'm gonna take Will up to the cat Oh that's swell.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Come to think of it, Oz, why don't David and
Ricky come along with us?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
We'd love to have them. Gee, that sounds like a
great idea thought. I think they'll have a lot of fun.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
It's a loud cabin belongs to Catherine's brother, beautiful spot
right on the bank of Rapid River.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh, thanks, Thorning. The boys would love to go. How
do you know os You better ask them first. Oh, no,
we'd be glad to get I mean they'll be glad
to go, you know, a chance to get them, for
them to get away from the house.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
We'll take good care of them. They'll be back tomorrowing
time for dinner.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
There's no hurry. I mean, I hope it won't be
too much trouble now. No, I get right in with
them and have a good time.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Remember when I took them down to the beach and
played leap frog and softball with them?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
That reminds me. Did you ever return that bottle of lineaments?
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Return At the opening day of the football seats get
the boys, ready, Oz, I'll be by farming a little while.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Okay, Thorny, Geez, thanks a lot, boys, David Ricky, anything wrong,
d No, I got some great news for the boy. Oh,
this is a big surprise. You'll never guess what it is,
Fellas tell me no, No, it's much better than that.
Mister Thornberry and Will have invited you guys to spend
(05:19):
the night in a real log cabin up at Rapid River.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh it sounds very nice, aren't you guys?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Paying attention? I said you've been invited to.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Spend I know, Pop, but golly, I'm supposed to play
football tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
But you can play football any day.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
But you didn't understand, Pop, I'm quarterback.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Besides, I gotta meet Louise in the morning. He's gotta
meet Louise, Sissy, I'm not you're a too. I always
see a teasinger. That's what I got to meet her about.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
We're gonna fight it out.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Oh now, listen, boys, these things aren't so important that
you can pass them up to spend the night at
a cabin and have a good time with Will. Mister Thornberry.
You like mister Dronberry, don't you sure?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
He swell, but he always wants to play lead frog
and softball with us, and he slows up.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
The game.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
In the next day.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
And now, look, boys, I don't like to force you
to go, but believe me, you'll have a wonderful time.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
What are you doing a log cabin? Pop?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
What do you do in a log cabin? There are
all kinds of things you can do in a log cabin.
It's probably a big fireplace and a huge log blazing,
and you probably have popcorn and apples, and that sound good. Yeah,
that sounds good. It's real fun. And then when you
go to bed, you can probably have a pillow fight,
(06:38):
throw the pillows around, jump up and down on the beds,
feathers flying all around.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Can we do that?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Of course? Did you as mister Thornberry? Well, I didn't
ask me so many words, but you know how happy
and good natured mister Thornberry is.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay, pop, we'll go. Okay, Ricky, sure will.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Go if you want us to, pop. It's not that
I want you to. I just don't want you to
miss such a good time. I'll tell you something else.
You can use my small suitcase if you want to.
Can we pap that we need. Come on you, let's
back ourselves.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
What's all the excitement all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
We will use top silk cake.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It's very interesting. So they finally decided to go.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Huh, yeah, you know how kids are.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh that was nice. It's Thorny to invite them. I
hope they behave themselves.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Ah, they will. It'll be sort of pleasant to have
the house just to the two of us for a change,
won't it?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Only one thing worries me?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
What do we do for noise? I can crack my knuckles.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
You will be kind of nice at that an evening
with just the two of us. It's kind of romantic.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, be a little like when we were first married.
That's the two of us.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Of course, if for anybody but's Thorny. I he hesitated
about letting the boys go.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh sure, but you know Thorny. He's dependable and steady
as a rock. They're safe as can be with all Thorny.
Where would you like to go to night?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Hey, Mom's boys in the bosom on the top shelf
of the closet.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh, I don't know there.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Personally, I'd rather stay home. Why don't we do that?
I'll cook one of your favorite meals and we have
dinner by candle light. Doesn't it sound nice?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
As a matter of fact, it does. I'll put on
some soft dnes waltz music. We'll face the marriage license
to the wall. I'll sit there and leer at you.
I don't know, it's been so long. This whole build
(08:36):
up is probably just getting me in the mood. So
I'll help you with the dishes. Hey, Mom, where's Oh
it's it's under my bed. I thought I heard burglars
last night, Miss Thornber.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Hurry up, fellas, they'll be right off Thorny.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
We're already.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
It's you.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Carry it down the stairs. You have your pajamas and
your tooth prushious.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Here we got everything. Well, goodbye, fellas. Have a good time. Hey,
give your mother a big hug.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Goodbye, Davy. I'll be careful. Goodbye Mom, Goodbye Ricky.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Don't I get a kiss?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And I'm carrying the silkies.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Mom, let's just shake hands. Goodbye Mom.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Take it easy now, Barney. Look at the size of
those guys.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Boy, it's gonna be all the lonesome around here.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Don't be silly, dear, they'll only be gone overnight. Bye boys,
All right way to them.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Goodbye. Well let's go inside there. I think it's going
to rain. There's a big drop of water on your cheek. Hey,
(10:15):
I think this is kind of wonderful.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Just Ozzie and Harriet alone again for an evening, No
worries of parenthood to bother them, No everyday troubles to
upset them, alone together, blissfully happy, as happy, as well
as happy as they were that evening when they had
their first dinner at home, at a table set with
Harriet's new International sterling.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Do you think I'm fooling?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Oh, not a bit.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I'll bet there aren't many moments that can match it
for happiness. That time when a girl sees her own
gleaming International sterling on the table. And that's only natural
because the beautiful solid silver made by International is the
kind of silver she's dreamed of all her life, the
loveliest solid silver in the world, handsome and exciting in
every detail. International Sterling patterns are designed by top silver artists, and.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
In their lovely line and ornament are mirrored.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
The things you love.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
No matter what your taste, your scheme of decoration, it's
no wonder that when it comes to a choice of
sterling patterns. So many women prefer international patterns. Visit your
international sterling dealer tomorrow and see them. Everyone is solid
silver with beauty that lives forever, created by famous international
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sterling or Yes, David and Ricky have gone visiting for
the night, and over the Nelson household hangs a strange
and unaccustomed atmosphere of peace and quiet.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Why it's so quiet?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
In fact, I can't tell where Ozzie and Harriet are.
There's no one in the living room. Hey, wait a minute,
what's that I smell?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
What I heavenly and delectable odor. Harryet must be in
the kitchen. Oh, there's Ozzie. He smells it too. He
gets up.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
He follows his nose it's raised into the.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Air at a forty five degree angle.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Alert to that tantalizing scent, determined to trace it down
to its source, he leaves the hall, nose.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Held high and twitching, through the living room, the dining room.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Into the kitchen. In a trance, Anzie walks right past
Harriot over to the stoves. He takes the lid off
the kettle and.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
And brosia nectar of the God's Food fit for a king.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Mulligan stew?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
He spoil my appetite. It smells delish.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
No, no, he's Mulligan stew. Remember the stew I made
for you before we were married?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
And after we were married, we had it practically every
night the first year.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Vegetables and stew meat were cheap. Besides, it was the
only thing I knew how to cook.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Oh what difference did that make? I had Mulligan stew
and you.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
When I get out of the kitchen, dinner is ready.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I can remember the first time you made it. I
was visiting you, and your mother went upstairs and let
you have the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I remember you cut up the beef, you peel the potatoes,
you slice the carrots.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh they're wonderful memories, aren't they.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Oh, Mulligan stew. I was holding your hand when I
took my first taste.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
And then you let go of it and didn't stop
eating for forty minutes.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Wait a minute, I have a wonderful idea. Don't aways
stand right there?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I have to stand here and stir the stew.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You know what I'm going to do. I'm going out
and buy you a beautiful orchid. Oh, darling.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
You shouldn't, but go ahead.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
You have beautif was standing there. I just want to
drink you in.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
You're drinking in a little Mulligan stew at the same time. Yes,
they left about an hour ago. Mother, a log cabin
at a place called Rapid River. Oh, I'm not worried
about the I'm not a missus Thornberry. All right, Oh,
(14:29):
Ozzie's home.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Mother.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Goodbye to you, my dear. I come bearing an orchid
that's not half as beautiful, Harriet.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I thought i'd surprise you.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
You put on your strapless evening gown just to have
dinner with me?
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I bought it for special occasions? Something the matter.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I can't seem to find any place to pin the orchid.
Did I get the Scotch paid?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
He'll be so silly give it to me.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Oh well, I'll think of something. Wait a minute. If
you're going to wear a formal dress, what about me?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I don't have one to fit you.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I know what I'll do. Where's my tuxedo?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh, Ozzie, do you mean you'd break down and put
on your taxedo?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Well, of course, if my wife can go to all
the trouble.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
It's maatic.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Nothing really, something seems to be bothering you. How did
you get snapped up in the back all by yourself?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
How do you suppose a girl gets snapped up in
the back before she's married.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I don't think that thought hasn't occurred to me. They've
got a bottle of champagne out there someplace. Why don't
we pop it open and make a big night of it?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Well, it sounds good, but why well Mulligan's doing champagne?
Do they go together?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Are you kidding with a price of meat? That champagne's
in pretty fancy company?
Speaker 6 (16:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Where's my collar button?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Ride the box on top of the dresser, Ozzy?
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
How does a fellow find the collar button before he's married?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
There's nobody around to put it wear it's along, so
he never loads it. Harri, Yes, dear, have you seen
my black boat tie?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yes? I did, Dear. Just the other day, Ricky was
using it for a sling shot. Dear, Jenner's practically ready.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh I'm in here waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
You come downstairs.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
How do I love it?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Ozzie, you look positively handsome. You ought to wear your
tuxedo more often, Dear, button the coat.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
It's pretty warm this season. Besides, I think somebody moved
the buttons. I can't seem to close it.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oh, we'll get away from the table so I can
see all of you.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
First, let me explain something. Evidently the cleaner's got the
trousers mixed up because the ones who were upstairs just
won't go on at all. Strange. Besides, i'll be sitting down.
You won't even see my corduroy pants. You let me
help you with your chair, Dear, thank you? Hm, oh, Harriet,
(17:22):
that smells so good? Is there enough for seconds? Well?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
You eat up that helping first? How is it?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
M This is a pretty big helping you gave me good.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh tell me the truth. Did I leave something out?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
No, I don't think so. Everything possible seems to be
in it.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
It's been so long since I made it.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Oh, well, that's all right, let's be gay. Where's the
champagne right there in the ice? Oh? How clever. I
never would have thought of this red clay champagne bucket.
What did you do with the geranium? It's out in
the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Do you think you can open that bottle?
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Sure, this is easy, and you could learn to open
one of those.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Oh, there's nothing to it. Just take these wires off
my fingers.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
No, here, I brought the flyers just.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
In Kate, Oh, thank you. And you got this heavy
tin foil shock and you get a firm grip on
the cork, twist it and start pulling gently. At is
a trick, very carefully. Here, give me the soup plate.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Last I saw it was headed to the living room.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
That's pretty powerful champagne. Oh well, there's a little left
here for you, and I don't touch yet just a minute.
Bonograph must have the problem.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh that's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
There, may I propose a toast to Harriet. She walks
in beauty like the night of cloudless climbs and starry
skies and all that's best of dark and bright. Meeting
her aspect and her eyes.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I think you're pretty too.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Here's happiness. Would you mind very much if I switched
to milk?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
No, not at all, Dar, it's right in the picture.
In fact, you can pour me a glass while you're
at it.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Where are you going?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I'm just getting this sweater.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
It's kind of chilly.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
All the boys have enough blankets up there.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Well, all right, as long as you're up, would you mind? Oh? Thanks?
Never did like that record? Too many violins?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Listen to that rain come down?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Well, that's nice for the boys. There's nothing like a
log cabin in the woods, a nice fire and rain
coming down outside. Did to any say anything about having
a fireplace up there? Well, not to me. No, what
are you doing? It's taking this tuxedo coat off. It's
strangling me. Hey, this would be fun. Let's call them
up and surprise the boys.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
There's no phone up there.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
That's right. She's raining pretty hard. I wonder if it
leaks the roof on that log cabin.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Are you worried about the boys?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
No, no, I'm not worried about them. But you know,
you never can tell those old log cabins.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
But oh, it's turney into a real storm. Did you
close the windows?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I don't even know if the cabin has any windows,
probably just holes in the wall.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I'm not here. There's no reason to get upset the boys.
There was Thorny there, all right.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Well, you can't count too much on Thorny, after all,
he's just a neighbor. I'm not getting upset, but that
Thorny is so irresponsible At times. If anything happens, he'll
probably go all to pieces. It's a terrible storm, Harriet,
there's probably ten times worse up there in the mountains,
those big trees and that rapid river roaring right in
front of the cabin.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
If you're worried about the boys, Oh, who was worried?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
David and little Rickey up there with that madman Thornberry.
Do you like to drive and the rain? Why don't
we take a little ride. We could drop in at
the cabin.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Well, it's not that I'm worried.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
It's just that we always go up and say good
night to the boys, and they may not be able
to go to sleep. What about Ricky's teddy bear? He
forgot his teddy bear? What about it? Whoever since he
was a baby he slept with his teddy bear. He
can't go to sleep without all right, there's only one
thing to do. We've got to get in the car
and take the teddy bear up there. What's ten miles.
Put on your coat. You've got to get there before
(22:08):
the fridge washes out. We're a little prinky. I don't
know why I didn't think of the teddy bear before.
He'll never go to sleep without it. Now he loves
that teddy bear. Remember when he chewed an ear off
(22:29):
it and we found him eating the sawdust.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I also remember you stuffing it full of cornflakes.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I think if he's gonna eat it, he might as
well get some nurse.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Oh, by the way, you can shut off the windshield, Wifer.
It stopped raining, Probably just a lull in the storm.
When do we reach this rapid river?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
I don't know. Thorny said it followed the road.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Well, that must be it down there, dear, doesn't look
very rapid. There's not a drop of water inside.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Where's the river? See your Now? The moon is coming out?
What's wrong with the climbing around here? Anyway, we'll slow down, dear.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Isn't that Dorney's car beside that cottage? Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yeah, say that must be the cabin. Oh, this is
a beautiful little place.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Seems very quiet.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Whole neighborhood's quiet. Don't forget the teddy bear.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Everybody must be sleeping, Ozzie m all of a sudden,
I feel silly me too.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Let's go home, shallie.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
You took the words right out of my mouth, Harriet, Yes.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
You don't tell anybody we would hear. I won't either.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
It's the deal.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I was over this way. No, it isn't, dear, I
can see in the dark.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Look are you all right?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I think I broke my leg. What a place to
leave a trash kid. It's me an innocent man. What
are you doing out here in the press can make anybody.
We just came out to bring Ricky his teddy bear.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Teddy Bear. Ozzy was afraid he couldn't go to sleep
without it. Oh here, let me help you out.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Sorry, we made all this noise. Harry got a little
worried about the boys. Thought we take a trip out.
We'll see you tomorrow. Silly, stay here. We got plenty
of role.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
We wouldn't want to put it all at trouble.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Sorry, no trouble at all. Come on, I'll show you
to the spare room.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Have the boys been behaving themselves?
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Oh fine, we got a wonderful night toasted marshmallows, had
a pillow fight late leap Frog and softballs kids insisted.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I joined them. This is awfully nice. Are you sing pleasure?
Are you going, dear?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were asleep. I'm going
to take this teddy bear to Ricky, I'm afraid he's
lying awake in there.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Hurry back there and be as quiet as you can't.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Okay, Ricky, Ricky holds.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I'm sorry, David. Go go back to sleep. So I
thought you were Ricky. Where is he there by the window?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Go back to sleep, Ricky, Ricky, Daddy, wake up, Ricky,
wake up, daddy.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
See this is your little teddy bear. No, no, no,
it's your teddy bear.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
I'll just put it over here on the window sill, now,
you know, to sleep. Good night, little man.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
You Wenny Funny. Ohs my old path way. I hit you? No, no,
you didn't hit me. You shot Ricky's teddy bear right
between the eyes.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Oh, I'm sorry, Ricky, I thought I shot your father.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
There's nothing to get alarmed about. Thorny. Just shot Ricky's
teddy bear. That's okay. I hate it join again? Such
all that stuff flying in the air, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
To down and gets the milk, Thorny, we have corn
flakes for breakfast. Well, you know what they say.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
There's no place like home, even if it's somebody else's home. Man,
it takes you all night to make up your mind
to get.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
There, you know, It's a funny thing about a home,
mister Smith.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
No matter what its our appearances are it it sometimes
takes only one little thing.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
To make it seem almost perfect, like David and Ricky
and Harriet and Izzi all being together.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
They are now.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
And it works in other ways too, like when we
had to live in a trailer before we found a
house a few months ago. That trailer wasn't very much
like the home I had in mind.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
But every time I set the table with my international
sterling silver, I somehow felt much.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Better about it.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Well, it does make a difference when you have international
sterling on the table. There's a kind of magic about
it that makes everything glean with a sort of dignity
and stature. You mind, if I ask what international pattern
you have, by the way.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It's Predude, and you can put me down as saying
it's the loveliest pattern there is. It's so graceful and delicate,
and those tiny flowers curved at the top of the.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Handle are beautiful.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Oh, I agree, And of course Predude is amazingly easy
to buy, just the way all international sterling patterns are.
Your international dealer gladly arrange a helpful payment plan suited
to your budget.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
And then there's the very.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Wonderful fact that international sterling prices haven't been raised. Unlike
many other makes, International sterling costs no more than in
nineteen forty four. So every woman who's thinking of buying
her silver should certainly see international sterling. The solid silver
with beauty that lives forever.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Aren't you asleep yet, dear?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
No, I'm not. I don't know what it is. The
bed and everything is comfortable, but I just can't get
to sleep.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Oh of course you can't. Oh I'm so sorry, dear.
I brought it along and then forgot to tell you.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
What are you talking about? Your hot water bottle?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
It's right there on the chair.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Turning to get next week to another adventure of Audi
and Harriet.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Sorry, I remember block silver with beauty that lives forever
is international Sterling.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
This, Harriet, the solid silver with beauty that lives forever
is International Sterling.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Appearing in support of Ozzie and Harriet were John Brown,
Tommy Bernard and Henry Blair.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Original music was composed and conducted by Billy Mays. This
is Burnsmith's Treaty.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
This is NBC, the National Broadcasting Company,
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