August 5, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Aiden day at home or away, always carry tombs t
(00:04):
u MS Toms Famous Quick Relief for Acid indigestion presents
a date with Judy.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hello, Hello, Judy, this is Harold.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I just called to tell you that you were the
prettiest girl at the party last night, and that white
sweater you wore is the prettiest one.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Oh, Harold, aren't you swee I got at the emporium.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Judy, are you doing anything tonight? Well, as long as
you're free, would you go out of the emporium and
get another sweater only in pink?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Oh Harold, how darling?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You sure? And gets signed forty four. It's for my
mother's birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Well, that's Judy Faults. Judy Foster, the cutest date in town.
You're a date for the each Tuesday at the same
time is arranged by the makers of Toms Famous Quick
Relief for Acid indigestion.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And well, let's.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
See, tomorrow is father Foster's birthday, and that's why we
find Judy in her twelve year old brother Randolph, at
a downtown department store shopping for a perfect gift.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Judy, you don't think father would like a baseball bat?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Do you certainly not. Let's stop fooling Randolph and get
Father something he needs.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Well, here's a baseball glove. Don't you think father go
for that?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Randolph? We only have two dollars and we're going to
use it to buy Father something he wants.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Oh, do you think he'd like a canoe?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Father wouldn't know what to do with a canoe.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I don't know it is all right with a paddle.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Well, let's get out of this sports department and try
to remember Father is not a sport.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Because they got Jim cam Kim chemistry sets for two
bucks in the toy department.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
What do you want Father to do? Blow himself up?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Where are you going now?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
There's just something over here. I want to look at Judy.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
We haven't got much time, Oh, rand this gorgeous. I
don't think Father would look well in a necklace?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
R hand?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
All these earrings or divine?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Do you think Father really needs earrings?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
But I wish he did.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Well, I'm sure you'd get a lot more aware out
of this diamond tiara.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Look, my birthday isn't so far off, so if we
bought Father a present for me, then he'd have it
to give to me.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Well, in that case, let's getting a chemistry set at
baseball glove, a bicycle and a voice coot knive. It'll
really father a birthday worries as far as I've been
served for five years.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Oh, be quiet, randals, come on, let's shop further.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Hoki, Hey, Judy, what are you going over to that
counter for? Father doesn't wear black nightgowns?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Children? Something?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
It took long enough on your shopping drip.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Did you get your father's birthday prison?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yes, mother, we did.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
We almost got lost in the wiles of the laundry department,
but we managed to hack our way out.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Why, Rando, how can you say that we just took
sort of a quick swing through that department.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
What did you get father? Something useful lighthole? Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yes, something very useful. What, Judy, I don't think we
ought to tend you because we wanted to be a surprise.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Or father, why won't you wet him a smoking jacket?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Oh, Rando, what did you tell for you know how
friendly mother is with father.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
A smoking jacket?
Speaker 6 (03:16):
But your father doesn't spook.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
When he has this jacket?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
He will?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
You mean you got a smoking jacket for two dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Oh, no, Mother, we couldn't get father anything cheap. This
was eighteen dollars.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Eighteen dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Well, where did you get eighteen dollars?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
We charged it. You charged it.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
You bought a present for your father, and you're making
him pay.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Fine, shouldn't we have done it? Father pays for everything else,
He's all that justice.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
He pays for everything all year round, for me, for you,
and for Rando, And on his birthday he.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Has to pay for his own birthday present.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
Well, I think it's a shame.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I guess we shouldn't have charged it with you.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Certainly shouldn't have Why I was so proud of you
having saved up two dollars to spend on father. And now, incidentally,
what happened to two dollars?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Oh the two dollars? Well, Randolph bought himself a baseball
glove for seventy nine cents.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Well, Judy brought herself a snooz.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Well, it was just the color of my sharcrew's dress.
I might never have found this perfect match again, mother,
I might have looked a thousand years and not have
found another like it. It was an absolute necessity, and
it was only eighty five cents and that still doesn't
count up to two dollars. Oh well, when we finished,
we were so exhausted from shopping that we had to
buy shop for Sundays and not a.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Necessity, mo it.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
I say, well, father is not going to pay for
his own birthday present.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
He isn't, No, Judy, he isn't.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
I'm gonna call up the department store and cancel that
smoking jacket right now.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
The baseball glove can't be canceled. We bought it out
right now.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Listen to me, children, Your father works hard and then
he has a birthday, and what do his children do?
They buy themselves shatru snoods and baseball gloves.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Only one baseball glove mine.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Oh, poor father, No one ever thinks of him.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
All he ever thinks.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Of is us.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
But we we just neglect him.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
He is neglected, isn't he? He's some news, judy, Oh mother,
I'm terribly sorry. I feel awful poor father. We hardly
pay any attention to him.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I could take the baseball glove back.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I know what would be nicer than anything. What if
we spend the entire day with father on his birthday? Well,
he's a perfectly lovely idea Judy, Well, of course that's
what we'll do, Randolph, for at least one day in
his life. Poor father will know he's loved and appreciated.
Sounds mighty ghoulish to me, it's perfectly beautiful. Father will
have one perfect day. We'll go down to his office
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and surprise him early in the morning and just make
father happy all day long.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
In just a minute, we'll hear what happens to poor
father in the meantime. Are you one of those eat
it and beat at persons? You are, then you've learned
that fast eating and acid and digestion often go together.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Now why not.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Learn how quickly tongs bring relief from upset acid stomach
ask toms soothe acid indgestion in record time. Heartburn and
that oppressive full feeling quickly vanish. Join the thousands of
other Americans who night and day, at home or away,
always carry tums. Only ten cents a roll all drug
(06:16):
stores for ye roll package for a quarter, but be
sure you get tums for the tummy. There are many
imitations of thumbs, but no substitute for them. And now
back to a date with Judy. Well, Judy and Randolph
have decided to give father a big break on his birthday.
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They're going to devote the whole day to him, doing
nothing but just making him happy. And now we pick
up the kids.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
As they enter his office.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Poor father, Happy birthday, father, Father.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh thanks, And now would you mind scramming?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Father? Randolph and I are going to devote the whole
day to you. You have to leave the office right
now and come with us.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I'm sure that'd be very pleasant here. But I have
eleven o'clock.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
A point, father, all you range, You simply got to.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Look, Judy.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
A man has come to town, a very important man
from whom I expect to get a very big favor. See,
I've been using a patent for years, and now he
says he has a claim. If he slaps an injunction of.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Father, we're gonna spend the whole day making you happy.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I don't want to be happy. I just want my
rights to this patent. This is the most important piece
of business.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
I ever had.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Man is going to be here at eleven o'clock.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Mister Quigley, a Q. Quigley stopping at the Carter Hotel
just across the street, and he'll be here.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
In a minute.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So would you mind getting out of here and leaving me?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I don't know how you can think of business on
your birthday.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Judy, when you get to my age, you'll think of
business on your birthday.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Now, look, you two.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Run along, will you? If you really want to help
me out?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Beat it?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Oh, Father, this is what's called a paternal brush off.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Goodbye, father, Randolf. What are we gonna do? And after
all our wonderful plans we've made, well.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I guess father's been neglected so long.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
He likes it, Randolph. We simply must rescue father from himself.
Come on, where are you going now? The Carter Hotel.
We'll see mister Quigley and explain the whole situation. After all,
it is father's birthday and we must do everything to
make him happy.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Yeah, even if it kills him.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
It's very important, mister Quigley. Very The situation is that
it's father's birthday and we plan this perfect day of
happiness for him. I see. We know business is your
primary interest in all that, but you wouldn't want to
interfere with filial affection.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
With you decidedly, not personally. I know nothing of filial affection,
but I decidedly wouldn't interfeel with it.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Oh, thank you, mister Quigley. I think you're wonderful, not
at all.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I'll call your father, non cancel out a point, you will.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Oh that's wonderful, mister Quickley. You don't know what this
day of happiness is going to mean. The father?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Hello? Oh, oh, hell quickly, well mister Quigley, I see
mister Quigley. But couldn't you well when could you? I
see mister Quigley.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Goodbye, mister Quigley. Oh I'm sick. Come in, father?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh you two again?
Speaker 6 (09:17):
What do you want now?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
We thought we'd try once again to give you a
happy birthday?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
This is the most horrible day of my life. Mister
Quigley just called me.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
He isn't keeping his appointment and he doesn't know when
he'll give me another.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Is that so fun? Yes, that's so.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It might be months or years before I have another
chance like this, and by that time I'll be bankrupt.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Father. We've planned a whole day of positive happiness for you,
So all you have to do is come with us.
You will, won't you?
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Look judy?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I oh well why not? What have I got to
lose lead on.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Oh, father, I think that's just scrumptious. Now, remember, father,
this is absolutely your day, So we want you to
do everything you most like to do. What would you
like to do most.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Spend the day quietly under a nice shady tree. And
so here we are in a nice, quiet amusement for
the father. This was all pre arranged.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
After we're through here, we can do something you'd like
to do. But you see, father, this has been played beforehand.
I wonder where the gang is the gang?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yes, father, your gang?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Father?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Oh there they aren't found the fun house.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Come on, just what I love most, your gang. I
don't get enough of it at home every night. I
have to have it on my birthday too.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
I see everybody else that I don't see mister Quigley quiggly.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
What's quickly got to do with it?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Oh? We invited him to come along, you know what?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Why?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yes, father, we thought it'd be nice if you had
a pal about your own age.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
A pal that type faced, conservatable. You'll scare the tar
out of him.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
We just did it for you to make you happy.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Happy. I was never lower in my whole life. I
can't believe it, you asked quickly to come to this.
They stem the hors.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Oh, father, he'll enjoy it as much as you will.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
That's what I'm afraid of, height you Quigley, good lord
is stayed, blue nosed, old bachelor.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
You'll crowd will kill him.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
Oh is he a bachelor?
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Yes he is old, Judy.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Why do you doing things like this to me? Oh?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Well, a piece of bachelor. I'll have to fix him
up with a girl. I wonder if Missy's his time.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Ticks quickly up with him?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Oh no, no, not that we do.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
You want him to have fun, don't you? Oh hi
dang hi, everybody crazy for your fine Judy, Thank you, Missy.
Excuse me a minute, come here, Jojo.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
What do you want, Judy?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Well, something's happened that calls for a tremendous sacrifice on
your party. Would you mind giving up Mitzi? Giving up
Mitsy only temporarily my father's palace meeting us here as
a bachelor, and since his father's birthday. But you wouldn't
want my father's pal not to have a day to
day with you. Well no, but what I thought, Missy
would be a good time for mister Quigley. Yes, so
(11:57):
would you mind terribly if you Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Well, gee, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (12:01):
Maybe Missy isn't willing to sacrifice me.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Missy, come on over here a second, may Judy Mitsy,
JoJo's willing to release you for the day because I
have another date for you. You have he's an older man,
an older man. Oh, how marvelous. I adore men in
their twenties. Well, he's not exactly in his twenties. Oh well,
I suppose he's nineteen even. That's well, he's not exactly nineteen.
(12:31):
He's cool, guys, that's getting right back to Jojo. Oh
he's older than Jojo. And he's very rich. A millionaire,
oh boy, maybe even a month millionaire. And I give
you my word of honor. He's an older man, much older.
It's a deal, jud Eats. Well, hey, Judy, come on
out of your huddle.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Mister Quigley's here.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Miss Quigley, let me explain this is or miss six father,
I mean about mister Quigley's day, Judy, for the love
of heaven, how are you, missus Foster? I'm fine, Oh,
mister Quigley, here's your date. Mister Quigleys Mitsy Hoffman, how
you do is this mister Quigley. Why, yes, Missy, I
think I'll go back to Jojo.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Mister Quigley. Really, I didn't know this was going to happen.
Speaker 8 (13:12):
I like older man, Judy, but geez, not that old.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Oh how can you say that?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Hold are you, mister Quigley?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Why I'm fave.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
You See that's not so old.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
He's got most of his hair. I turned around, mister Quigley.
See in the back is pretty well covered. Yeah, that's
what i'd call a fringe. Don't be silly, missy. Why
bet if mister Quigley had on a toupey he'd be
almost stunny.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Can I get you something? Aq? I'm dreadfully sorry. No, no, no, no,
no nothing at all.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Can I get you something? Father? You look like you
need it?
Speaker 4 (13:55):
No, Randolph, they wouldn't sell it to you.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Else.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
Okay, Judy, okay, I'll do it for you.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I'll be his girlfriend, but just for today on account
at your father's birthday.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Don't do me any favors.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Oh Gie, thank you? Missy. Come on quickly, widly, now
I see what would you rather do? First? Go into
the funhouse or into the tunnel of blow?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Oh this is horrible.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Come on, everybody, Let's go to the funhouse.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Wait a minute, a gang, let me have it nice
around now all together?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
A hey, Q, let me explain.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
This is all of the stick.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Oh father, I'm so glad you're enjoying your birthday so much.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I've enjoying a married chase. That's why I sh every
time I opened my mouth I talked to a quickly
rolling barrel upsets him or he shoots down a slide. Yes, Judy,
it's fun kind to have an insane asylums.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Oh father, watch out?
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Is that a trap door in front of you?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Trapped door? Is nothing of the kind I know a
trapped door? When I see?
Speaker 6 (15:11):
Why again, Judy, what is this.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Hole in the wall? Called?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Father? How unromantic of you? This is the tunnel of love.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
I can hardly see.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I wonder where quickly in that magpie are? I don't
know how quickly he's gonna hold up under this? Normally
he looks like he was ready to cave in. He's
forty five, I'm sixteen, mother.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
He admits, you're sitting in the seat in front of us.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Quickly? Is that you? Yes? Oh?
Speaker 7 (15:56):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Oh? Well, I was just I was thinking, how nice
it is you being near me where I can get
a chance to talk to you, explain this mess.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
Can I tell you something?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
You may tell me something, Miss Mitzy.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
Well, usually when we get into the tunnel of lovely pitch.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Pitch woo.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah, you know, hold hent uh in your day, mister Quigley,
it was probably called bundling.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
That was a little bit paul my day. You see, Missy,
he's not so old, Miss Mitzi. Should I be required
to pitch move.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Well, of course that's entirely accused quickly. But you just
do what you like. Father, and I won't watch if
you don't want us to, will be father?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
No, no, not that they don't want us to.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Oh, it's so wonderful to celebrate your birthday with your father.
I never knew how much fun it was to just
give of yourself for somebody else's happiness. I love it,
just giving and giving.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
If you really want to give, for the love of Heaven,
give me a chance to talk to Quigley alone, Mixie,
would you mind changing seats with me? I want to
discuss a new type of canning process of mister Quigley.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Change heat. Why, Dad, it'd be terrible, it would why
of course, I say.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Who everybody thinks they says coming out of the connel,
will love me. Sitting with Judy and mister Foster holding
hands with mister Quigglish.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
We'll return to Judy in just a moment. In the meantime,
I have an important announcement from Tom's friends. You don't
have to put up with upset stomach caused by acid
indigestion anymore. Sure, certain foods, especially if you eat too much,
may upset you. But Toms spelled t u ms is
the answer to that.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
At the first.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Heartburn warning of acid in ingestion, slip one or two
tombs on your tongue, same as you would Candy Menson.
Forget the whole thing. Your stomach and your world are
both sweet again. Best of all, you can trust Tom's
never to overalkalize your stomach because Tom's are different. Tom's
contain no soda or other.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Water soluble alkalis.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Therefore, Tom's never let you in for an acid rebound.
So be wise night and day, at home or away,
always carry toms ten cents a row three roll package
for a quarter Toms for the tummy. Tums and now
back to a date with Judy. Well, Judy's gang is
(18:28):
celebrating father's birthday. They have father and an important business associate,
mister Quigley, out at the amusement park. And are those
gentlemen getting the works?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Listen, Judy, what are we gonna do now?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah, I take the lunch, of course, fathers, and then
we're going swimming. How isn't it lovely? And the thing
it's all for your birthday?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Father. All I can say is I wish I was
never born.
Speaker 9 (18:51):
Now.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Do you know you're having a wonderful time?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
So long now when I'll have all the rest of
my life to laugh in a maniacal sort of way,
and padded.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Sell, Hey, you're wrong with mister Quigley.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
What's wrong with mister Quigley?
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Who?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Nothing's wrong with him?
Speaker 5 (19:04):
He sell off the pier into the water.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
Oh he's all right now they pulled him out.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Of course, he's kind of pupping like an old dinosaur.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
But twenty years I've been trying to build up a good,
respectable business and in one fell swoop I brew it.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Oh don't worry, father, If necessary, I can become a
professional baseball player and support the family. I got a glove.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Now, when we get home tonight. You better plan on
wearing it someplace else beside your hand. There we are.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Everybody have yourself to launch from the battle, mister mister Quigley.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Say, mister Quigley, are you all right?
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Mister Foster, please don't disturb us. We're having lunchy lunches,
aren't we, quigly worthing?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Quite so?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
But after quickly, I mean mister Quigley's fall from the pier.
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Perfectly all right, he's a little were but after each
is unch he's going to get in a bathing suit anyway,
So what's to this?
Speaker 4 (19:54):
He might catch cold?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Oh that chilly?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Come on now, Quigley with you?
Speaker 8 (20:00):
Yes, yes, he's spoke in his poon of ice cream?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Do were a how about a pickle head?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I'm all right fast, but I'm going to say pee,
mister Foster.
Speaker 9 (20:16):
Quigg is my day?
Speaker 4 (20:18):
No slingborn. Okay, everybody get into your suits.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
We're going swimming, swimming right after lunch?
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Are you crazy? Judy? Oh? Father, we're right here.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
On the lake.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
We might as well use it. Here's a soup for you, father,
go in the bath house and put it on.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I refuse to go swimming, but father, you can't refuse.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Not after all the trouble Jojo went to get a
sup for you, he had to borrow one from his
little brother.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
From his little brother, it might be tied.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
On account of JoJo's little brother only being ten years old,
but he's sick for his aggs.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Oh, come on.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Father, nearly everyone's ready to go in. There was mister Quigley.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Mister Quigley who he's got his clothes on.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Well, he isn't going to bother changing.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
He's all with anyhow, I'll.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Never get that pattle. I might as well close up
my act for you're going to the poor house right now.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
That one's a stinker, Yes, sir, father's having a perfect day.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Oh oh do I have a stomach ache?
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Come on, father, we're going to the dance pavilion.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Dance you mean to dance?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Oh you won't have to, jitter bug. I'll dance with
you anyway you want to.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I don't want to do it anyway. I just want
to stay here and hold my poor, unhappy stomach.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Oh, everybody's dancing. Just do it the way you used
to in the gain einties. Father.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
You might even try chilting at a minuet.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
They call that music. Mister quickly, aq, are you referring
to me?
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Foster?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Look when they're not looking, we can sneak out the
side door.
Speaker 7 (21:55):
Hey, can't, Qui Luigi lest I should try to blame you,
Miss Mitsia, can you get it back?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh now, Messi, please please don't do that time.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
Mister last right took the mine for to day, and
I'm gonna do my duty.
Speaker 9 (22:06):
I'm gonna see it as.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
A good time time.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
Craig hid Creek, get good?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Am I manipulating properly? Miss Missie, I.
Speaker 9 (22:17):
Don't pap my arm, just jerkey like this? Hey, now
you get in.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
The growle's got a rocky.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
Oh oh hey, mal then put this hot water battle
on your tongue. Would you like the icebag on your head?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Everything hurts my legs from walking around, my head spinning
in a million different directions. I've never had such an awful.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Day in my life.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
We were only trying to celebrate your birthday.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
You celebrated it all right.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Another hour of that and it would have.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Been my last birthday ever.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Home mails.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Listen to me, all of you. This is my last wish.
My birthday is Hereafter struck out of the calendar completely. Oh, father,
Quiggly will fight me tooth and nail.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
And that happened after this, What.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Father, all we did was for you.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I don't think I don't appreciate it. You devoted a
whole day to me, giving up your time, not doing
the things you usually do, spending all that. Incidentally, who
putted the bill?
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Mister Quigley? What he insisted?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Oh? If I ever get up from this deathbed, I'll oh,
oh my stomach. Oh, poor Quigley. Who's taking care of him?
Who's putting hot water bottles on his stomach?
Speaker 6 (23:36):
No?
Speaker 9 (23:36):
No, no, no, that.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Was yemch father, that was a telephone.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
Hello, oh yeah, mel Then is mister Quigley?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Quiggley? What am I going to say to the man here?
You do? You hold this ice bag? Ran Off? You
hold this hot water bottle?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Hello, they're Foster. Well, mister Quigley, I want to explain
about today. I feel just the way you do about it.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Well, you know, I didn't know you had it in here.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I thought it was wonderful too, just wonderful you. Uh,
it was a fine day. Thanks very much. Now, Foster Foster,
about that, Pat, Yeah, you can have it. I can
what it's yours.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Well, see you in the morning.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, you don't sound so good. You can't take it,
can here? No?
Speaker 6 (24:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I well trying to get back in shape.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I feel great mine, well, I never what happened meld
He gave me the pattern.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
He enjoyed the day. He actually enjoyed the day.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Here's I don't need it.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
All of a sudden, I feel great, dude.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
I wonder who that can be.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
I'll get it. Hello, just a minute, it's mister Quigley again.
I knew it couldn't be true.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Give me back my hot water bottle.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
I wonder what he wants now.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Let me have that phone out.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
But he doesn't want to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
He wants to talk to Judy.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
To Judy.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
I'll take it how quickly?
Speaker 8 (25:00):
Wig late?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Hello, miss Foster, I just called back to ask you
a favor. Yes, mister Quigley, could you give me Missy
Jelly's phone numbers?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Father, he wants Missy's telephone numbers. He must be crazy
about her.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Oh and I said he might as well buy himself
at two pay while he's at it.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Mister Wrigley, Potter says, to tell you the journey.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
We'll return to judy and just the moment.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
First.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
We all know that eating before going to bed is fun,
but even a little bite before retiring can take a
big bite out of your night's sleep. For remember, the
better the food or drink, the more you may need tombs.
One of the most common causes of sleepless nights is
an upset acid stomach. There's no sense in lying away
counting sheep when one or two tombs dissolved in your
tongue might relieve the whole trouble and help you to
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sleep in peace. It's simply wonderful the way toms bring
fast relief from acid indigestion. So keep a roll of
tombs tucked under your pillow. Do what thousands do night
and day, at home or away. Always keep Tom's Handy
ten cents a roll. All drug stores re roll package
for a quarter. Tom's for the tummy tums. Now back
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to the Fosters.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Ol Gi. I hope that's the date.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
There ought to be a way you could tell it
to day by the way the pol rings.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
I hope that somebody knew somebody I could get a
violent fever, for you know, I can make a fortune
with an invention like that. Hello, Hello, Judy, Hello Jojo
h listen, Judy, I'm pretty upset, why Jojo?
Speaker 10 (26:41):
Well, I didn't mind it lending Mitzy to mister Quigley
for one afternoon, But that's.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
As far as I want to go.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Why what's wrong there?
Speaker 5 (26:48):
I was trying to be a good guy, doing.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
You a favor, and now what happens? All right? What
happens now?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
I can't get a date with Missy at all? You can't.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
No, she doesn't want to date anybody.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
But older man. Oh gee, that's a shame.
Speaker 10 (27:01):
Say that's a shame, and it's all your fault. When
I loaned Mitty to mister Quickly, I lost her forever.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Oh how gruesome? Older man, older man all the time.
Speaker 10 (27:10):
Why do you know last night she went out with
a guy twenty one years old?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Dude? Gee, what does she want to do? That as food?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Don't ask me.
Speaker 10 (27:19):
She doesn't like anybody anymore unless he's got one.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Foot in the grave.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
It's awfully morbid, isn't it awful?
Speaker 9 (27:27):
Judy?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
How do you feel about younger men? I feel fit
about him? Why geez, I.
Speaker 10 (27:32):
Wish I could get Missy to feel that way.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
You do.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah, Judy, I.
Speaker 10 (27:37):
Know just the way to do it.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
H You have a little brother named Randolph.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Don't you.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
I was wondering if I loan Mitzi to Randolph for
a couple of hours, do you think she'd get interested
in younger men again.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
A Date Book Judy is written by Alien Leslie and
stars Luise Erickson Dix Davis. Original music was composed and
played by Charles Cornell. Program was produced and directed by
Helen Mack. This is Doug Gorley inviting you to be
with us again next Tuesday at the same time.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
To keep your date with.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Judy, and remember night and day at home or away,
always carry MS TUMS.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
This is the National Broadcasting Company.
Aiden day at home or away, always carry tombs t
(00:04):
u MS Toms Famous Quick Relief for Acid indigestion presents
a date with Judy.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hello, Hello, Judy, this is Harold.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I just called to tell you that you were the
prettiest girl at the party last night, and that white
sweater you wore is the prettiest one.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Oh, Harold, aren't you swee I got at the emporium.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Judy, are you doing anything tonight? Well, as long as
you're free, would you go out of the emporium and
get another sweater only in pink?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Oh Harold, how darling?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You sure? And gets signed forty four. It's for my
mother's birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Well, that's Judy Faults. Judy Foster, the cutest date in town.
You're a date for the each Tuesday at the same
time is arranged by the makers of Toms Famous Quick
Relief for Acid indigestion.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And well, let's.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
See, tomorrow is father Foster's birthday, and that's why we
find Judy in her twelve year old brother Randolph, at
a downtown department store shopping for a perfect gift.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Judy, you don't think father would like a baseball bat?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Do you certainly not. Let's stop fooling Randolph and get
Father something he needs.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Well, here's a baseball glove. Don't you think father go
for that?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Randolph? We only have two dollars and we're going to
use it to buy Father something he wants.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Oh, do you think he'd like a canoe?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Father wouldn't know what to do with a canoe.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I don't know it is all right with a paddle.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Well, let's get out of this sports department and try
to remember Father is not a sport.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Because they got Jim cam Kim chemistry sets for two
bucks in the toy department.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
What do you want Father to do? Blow himself up?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Where are you going now?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
There's just something over here. I want to look at Judy.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
We haven't got much time, Oh, rand this gorgeous. I
don't think Father would look well in a necklace?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
R hand?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
All these earrings or divine?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Do you think Father really needs earrings?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
But I wish he did.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Well, I'm sure you'd get a lot more aware out
of this diamond tiara.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Look, my birthday isn't so far off, so if we
bought Father a present for me, then he'd have it
to give to me.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Well, in that case, let's getting a chemistry set at
baseball glove, a bicycle and a voice coot knive. It'll
really father a birthday worries as far as I've been
served for five years.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Oh, be quiet, randals, come on, let's shop further.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Hoki, Hey, Judy, what are you going over to that
counter for? Father doesn't wear black nightgowns?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Children? Something?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
It took long enough on your shopping drip.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Did you get your father's birthday prison?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yes, mother, we did.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
We almost got lost in the wiles of the laundry department,
but we managed to hack our way out.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Why, Rando, how can you say that we just took
sort of a quick swing through that department.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
What did you get father? Something useful lighthole? Oh?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yes, something very useful. What, Judy, I don't think we
ought to tend you because we wanted to be a surprise.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Or father, why won't you wet him a smoking jacket?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Oh, Rando, what did you tell for you know how
friendly mother is with father.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
A smoking jacket?
Speaker 6 (03:16):
But your father doesn't spook.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
When he has this jacket?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
He will?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
You mean you got a smoking jacket for two dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Oh, no, Mother, we couldn't get father anything cheap. This
was eighteen dollars.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Eighteen dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Well, where did you get eighteen dollars?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
We charged it. You charged it.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
You bought a present for your father, and you're making
him pay.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Fine, shouldn't we have done it? Father pays for everything else,
He's all that justice.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
He pays for everything all year round, for me, for you,
and for Rando, And on his birthday he.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Has to pay for his own birthday present.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
Well, I think it's a shame.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I guess we shouldn't have charged it with you.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Certainly shouldn't have Why I was so proud of you
having saved up two dollars to spend on father. And now, incidentally,
what happened to two dollars?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Oh the two dollars? Well, Randolph bought himself a baseball
glove for seventy nine cents.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Well, Judy brought herself a snooz.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Well, it was just the color of my sharcrew's dress.
I might never have found this perfect match again, mother,
I might have looked a thousand years and not have
found another like it. It was an absolute necessity, and
it was only eighty five cents and that still doesn't
count up to two dollars. Oh well, when we finished,
we were so exhausted from shopping that we had to
buy shop for Sundays and not a.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Necessity, mo it.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
I say, well, father is not going to pay for
his own birthday present.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
He isn't, No, Judy, he isn't.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
I'm gonna call up the department store and cancel that
smoking jacket right now.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
The baseball glove can't be canceled. We bought it out
right now.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Listen to me, children, Your father works hard and then
he has a birthday, and what do his children do?
They buy themselves shatru snoods and baseball gloves.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Only one baseball glove mine.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Oh, poor father, No one ever thinks of him.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
All he ever thinks.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Of is us.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
But we we just neglect him.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
He is neglected, isn't he? He's some news, judy, Oh mother,
I'm terribly sorry. I feel awful poor father. We hardly
pay any attention to him.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I could take the baseball glove back.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I know what would be nicer than anything. What if
we spend the entire day with father on his birthday? Well,
he's a perfectly lovely idea Judy, Well, of course that's
what we'll do, Randolph, for at least one day in
his life. Poor father will know he's loved and appreciated.
Sounds mighty ghoulish to me, it's perfectly beautiful. Father will
have one perfect day. We'll go down to his office
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and surprise him early in the morning and just make
father happy all day long.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
In just a minute, we'll hear what happens to poor
father in the meantime. Are you one of those eat
it and beat at persons? You are, then you've learned
that fast eating and acid and digestion often go together.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Now why not.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Learn how quickly tongs bring relief from upset acid stomach
ask toms soothe acid indgestion in record time. Heartburn and
that oppressive full feeling quickly vanish. Join the thousands of
other Americans who night and day, at home or away,
always carry tums. Only ten cents a roll all drug
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stores for ye roll package for a quarter, but be
sure you get tums for the tummy. There are many
imitations of thumbs, but no substitute for them. And now
back to a date with Judy. Well, Judy and Randolph
have decided to give father a big break on his birthday.
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They're going to devote the whole day to him, doing
nothing but just making him happy. And now we pick
up the kids.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
As they enter his office.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Poor father, Happy birthday, father, Father.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh thanks, And now would you mind scramming?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Father? Randolph and I are going to devote the whole
day to you. You have to leave the office right
now and come with us.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I'm sure that'd be very pleasant here. But I have
eleven o'clock.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
A point, father, all you range, You simply got to.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Look, Judy.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
A man has come to town, a very important man
from whom I expect to get a very big favor. See,
I've been using a patent for years, and now he
says he has a claim. If he slaps an injunction of.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Father, we're gonna spend the whole day making you happy.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I don't want to be happy. I just want my
rights to this patent. This is the most important piece
of business.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
I ever had.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Man is going to be here at eleven o'clock.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Mister Quigley, a Q. Quigley stopping at the Carter Hotel
just across the street, and he'll be here.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
In a minute.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So would you mind getting out of here and leaving me?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I don't know how you can think of business on
your birthday.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Judy, when you get to my age, you'll think of
business on your birthday.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Now, look, you two.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Run along, will you? If you really want to help
me out?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Beat it?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Oh, Father, this is what's called a paternal brush off.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Goodbye, father, Randolf. What are we gonna do? And after
all our wonderful plans we've made, well.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I guess father's been neglected so long.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
He likes it, Randolph. We simply must rescue father from himself.
Come on, where are you going now? The Carter Hotel.
We'll see mister Quigley and explain the whole situation. After all,
it is father's birthday and we must do everything to
make him happy.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Yeah, even if it kills him.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
It's very important, mister Quigley. Very The situation is that
it's father's birthday and we plan this perfect day of
happiness for him. I see. We know business is your
primary interest in all that, but you wouldn't want to
interfere with filial affection.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
With you decidedly, not personally. I know nothing of filial affection,
but I decidedly wouldn't interfeel with it.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Oh, thank you, mister Quigley. I think you're wonderful, not
at all.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I'll call your father, non cancel out a point, you will.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Oh that's wonderful, mister Quickley. You don't know what this
day of happiness is going to mean. The father?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Hello? Oh, oh, hell quickly, well mister Quigley, I see
mister Quigley. But couldn't you well when could you? I
see mister Quigley.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Goodbye, mister Quigley. Oh I'm sick. Come in, father?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh you two again?
Speaker 6 (09:17):
What do you want now?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
We thought we'd try once again to give you a
happy birthday?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
This is the most horrible day of my life. Mister
Quigley just called me.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
He isn't keeping his appointment and he doesn't know when
he'll give me another.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Is that so fun? Yes, that's so.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It might be months or years before I have another
chance like this, and by that time I'll be bankrupt.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Father. We've planned a whole day of positive happiness for you,
So all you have to do is come with us.
You will, won't you?
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Look judy?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I oh well why not? What have I got to
lose lead on.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Oh, father, I think that's just scrumptious. Now, remember, father,
this is absolutely your day, So we want you to
do everything you most like to do. What would you
like to do most.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Spend the day quietly under a nice shady tree. And
so here we are in a nice, quiet amusement for
the father. This was all pre arranged.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
After we're through here, we can do something you'd like
to do. But you see, father, this has been played beforehand.
I wonder where the gang is the gang?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yes, father, your gang?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Father?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Oh there they aren't found the fun house.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Come on, just what I love most, your gang. I
don't get enough of it at home every night. I
have to have it on my birthday too.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
I see everybody else that I don't see mister Quigley quiggly.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
What's quickly got to do with it?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Oh? We invited him to come along, you know what?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Why?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yes, father, we thought it'd be nice if you had
a pal about your own age.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
A pal that type faced, conservatable. You'll scare the tar
out of him.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
We just did it for you to make you happy.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Happy. I was never lower in my whole life. I
can't believe it, you asked quickly to come to this.
They stem the hors.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Oh, father, he'll enjoy it as much as you will.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
That's what I'm afraid of, height you Quigley, good lord
is stayed, blue nosed, old bachelor.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
You'll crowd will kill him.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
Oh is he a bachelor?
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Yes he is old, Judy.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Why do you doing things like this to me? Oh?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Well, a piece of bachelor. I'll have to fix him
up with a girl. I wonder if Missy's his time.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Ticks quickly up with him?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Oh no, no, not that we do.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
You want him to have fun, don't you? Oh hi
dang hi, everybody crazy for your fine Judy, Thank you, Missy.
Excuse me a minute, come here, Jojo.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
What do you want, Judy?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Well, something's happened that calls for a tremendous sacrifice on
your party. Would you mind giving up Mitzi? Giving up
Mitsy only temporarily my father's palace meeting us here as
a bachelor, and since his father's birthday. But you wouldn't
want my father's pal not to have a day to
day with you. Well no, but what I thought, Missy
would be a good time for mister Quigley. Yes, so
(11:57):
would you mind terribly if you Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Well, gee, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (12:01):
Maybe Missy isn't willing to sacrifice me.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Missy, come on over here a second, may Judy Mitsy,
JoJo's willing to release you for the day because I
have another date for you. You have he's an older man,
an older man. Oh, how marvelous. I adore men in
their twenties. Well, he's not exactly in his twenties. Oh well,
I suppose he's nineteen even. That's well, he's not exactly nineteen.
(12:31):
He's cool, guys, that's getting right back to Jojo. Oh
he's older than Jojo. And he's very rich. A millionaire,
oh boy, maybe even a month millionaire. And I give
you my word of honor. He's an older man, much older.
It's a deal, jud Eats. Well, hey, Judy, come on
out of your huddle.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Mister Quigley's here.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Miss Quigley, let me explain this is or miss six father,
I mean about mister Quigley's day, Judy, for the love
of heaven, how are you, missus Foster? I'm fine, Oh,
mister Quigley, here's your date. Mister Quigleys Mitsy Hoffman, how
you do is this mister Quigley. Why, yes, Missy, I
think I'll go back to Jojo.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Mister Quigley. Really, I didn't know this was going to happen.
Speaker 8 (13:12):
I like older man, Judy, but geez, not that old.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Oh how can you say that?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Hold are you, mister Quigley?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Why I'm fave.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
You See that's not so old.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
He's got most of his hair. I turned around, mister Quigley.
See in the back is pretty well covered. Yeah, that's
what i'd call a fringe. Don't be silly, missy. Why
bet if mister Quigley had on a toupey he'd be
almost stunny.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Can I get you something? Aq? I'm dreadfully sorry. No, no, no, no,
no nothing at all.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Can I get you something? Father? You look like you
need it?
Speaker 4 (13:55):
No, Randolph, they wouldn't sell it to you.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Else.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
Okay, Judy, okay, I'll do it for you.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I'll be his girlfriend, but just for today on account
at your father's birthday.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Don't do me any favors.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Oh Gie, thank you? Missy. Come on quickly, widly, now
I see what would you rather do? First? Go into
the funhouse or into the tunnel of blow?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Oh this is horrible.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Come on, everybody, Let's go to the funhouse.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Wait a minute, a gang, let me have it nice
around now all together?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
A hey, Q, let me explain.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
This is all of the stick.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Oh father, I'm so glad you're enjoying your birthday so much.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I've enjoying a married chase. That's why I sh every
time I opened my mouth I talked to a quickly
rolling barrel upsets him or he shoots down a slide. Yes, Judy,
it's fun kind to have an insane asylums.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Oh father, watch out?
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Is that a trap door in front of you?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Trapped door? Is nothing of the kind I know a
trapped door? When I see?
Speaker 6 (15:11):
Why again, Judy, what is this.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Hole in the wall? Called?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Father? How unromantic of you? This is the tunnel of love.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
I can hardly see.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I wonder where quickly in that magpie are? I don't
know how quickly he's gonna hold up under this? Normally
he looks like he was ready to cave in. He's
forty five, I'm sixteen, mother.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
He admits, you're sitting in the seat in front of us.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Quickly? Is that you? Yes? Oh?
Speaker 7 (15:56):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Oh? Well, I was just I was thinking, how nice
it is you being near me where I can get
a chance to talk to you, explain this mess.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
Can I tell you something?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
You may tell me something, Miss Mitzy.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
Well, usually when we get into the tunnel of lovely pitch.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Pitch woo.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah, you know, hold hent uh in your day, mister Quigley,
it was probably called bundling.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
That was a little bit paul my day. You see, Missy,
he's not so old, Miss Mitzi. Should I be required
to pitch move.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Well, of course that's entirely accused quickly. But you just
do what you like. Father, and I won't watch if
you don't want us to, will be father?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
No, no, not that they don't want us to.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Oh, it's so wonderful to celebrate your birthday with your father.
I never knew how much fun it was to just
give of yourself for somebody else's happiness. I love it,
just giving and giving.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
If you really want to give, for the love of Heaven,
give me a chance to talk to Quigley alone, Mixie,
would you mind changing seats with me? I want to
discuss a new type of canning process of mister Quigley.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Change heat. Why, Dad, it'd be terrible, it would why
of course, I say.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Who everybody thinks they says coming out of the connel,
will love me. Sitting with Judy and mister Foster holding
hands with mister Quigglish.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
We'll return to Judy in just a moment. In the meantime,
I have an important announcement from Tom's friends. You don't
have to put up with upset stomach caused by acid
indigestion anymore. Sure, certain foods, especially if you eat too much,
may upset you. But Toms spelled t u ms is
the answer to that.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
At the first.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Heartburn warning of acid in ingestion, slip one or two
tombs on your tongue, same as you would Candy Menson.
Forget the whole thing. Your stomach and your world are
both sweet again. Best of all, you can trust Tom's
never to overalkalize your stomach because Tom's are different. Tom's
contain no soda or other.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Water soluble alkalis.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Therefore, Tom's never let you in for an acid rebound.
So be wise night and day, at home or away,
always carry toms ten cents a row three roll package
for a quarter Toms for the tummy. Tums and now
back to a date with Judy. Well, Judy's gang is
(18:28):
celebrating father's birthday. They have father and an important business associate,
mister Quigley, out at the amusement park. And are those
gentlemen getting the works?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Listen, Judy, what are we gonna do now?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah, I take the lunch, of course, fathers, and then
we're going swimming. How isn't it lovely? And the thing
it's all for your birthday?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Father. All I can say is I wish I was
never born.
Speaker 9 (18:51):
Now.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Do you know you're having a wonderful time?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
So long now when I'll have all the rest of
my life to laugh in a maniacal sort of way,
and padded.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Sell, Hey, you're wrong with mister Quigley.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
What's wrong with mister Quigley?
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Who?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Nothing's wrong with him?
Speaker 5 (19:04):
He sell off the pier into the water.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
Oh he's all right now they pulled him out.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Of course, he's kind of pupping like an old dinosaur.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
But twenty years I've been trying to build up a good,
respectable business and in one fell swoop I brew it.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Oh don't worry, father, If necessary, I can become a
professional baseball player and support the family. I got a glove.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Now, when we get home tonight. You better plan on
wearing it someplace else beside your hand. There we are.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Everybody have yourself to launch from the battle, mister mister Quigley.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Say, mister Quigley, are you all right?
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Mister Foster, please don't disturb us. We're having lunchy lunches,
aren't we, quigly worthing?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Quite so?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
But after quickly, I mean mister Quigley's fall from the pier.
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Perfectly all right, he's a little were but after each
is unch he's going to get in a bathing suit anyway,
So what's to this?
Speaker 4 (19:54):
He might catch cold?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Oh that chilly?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Come on now, Quigley with you?
Speaker 8 (20:00):
Yes, yes, he's spoke in his poon of ice cream?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Do were a how about a pickle head?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I'm all right fast, but I'm going to say pee,
mister Foster.
Speaker 9 (20:16):
Quigg is my day?
Speaker 4 (20:18):
No slingborn. Okay, everybody get into your suits.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
We're going swimming, swimming right after lunch?
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Are you crazy? Judy? Oh? Father, we're right here.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
On the lake.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
We might as well use it. Here's a soup for you, father,
go in the bath house and put it on.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I refuse to go swimming, but father, you can't refuse.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Not after all the trouble Jojo went to get a
sup for you, he had to borrow one from his
little brother.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
From his little brother, it might be tied.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
On account of JoJo's little brother only being ten years old,
but he's sick for his aggs.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Oh, come on.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Father, nearly everyone's ready to go in. There was mister Quigley.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Mister Quigley who he's got his clothes on.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Well, he isn't going to bother changing.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
He's all with anyhow, I'll.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Never get that pattle. I might as well close up
my act for you're going to the poor house right now.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
That one's a stinker, Yes, sir, father's having a perfect day.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Oh oh do I have a stomach ache?
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Come on, father, we're going to the dance pavilion.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Dance you mean to dance?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Oh you won't have to, jitter bug. I'll dance with
you anyway you want to.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I don't want to do it anyway. I just want
to stay here and hold my poor, unhappy stomach.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Oh, everybody's dancing. Just do it the way you used
to in the gain einties. Father.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
You might even try chilting at a minuet.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
They call that music. Mister quickly, aq, are you referring
to me?
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Foster?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Look when they're not looking, we can sneak out the
side door.
Speaker 7 (21:55):
Hey, can't, Qui Luigi lest I should try to blame you,
Miss Mitsia, can you get it back?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh now, Messi, please please don't do that time.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
Mister last right took the mine for to day, and
I'm gonna do my duty.
Speaker 9 (22:06):
I'm gonna see it as.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
A good time time.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
Craig hid Creek, get good?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Am I manipulating properly? Miss Missie, I.
Speaker 9 (22:17):
Don't pap my arm, just jerkey like this? Hey, now
you get in.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
The growle's got a rocky.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
Oh oh hey, mal then put this hot water battle
on your tongue. Would you like the icebag on your head?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Everything hurts my legs from walking around, my head spinning
in a million different directions. I've never had such an awful.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Day in my life.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
We were only trying to celebrate your birthday.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
You celebrated it all right.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Another hour of that and it would have.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Been my last birthday ever.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Home mails.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Listen to me, all of you. This is my last wish.
My birthday is Hereafter struck out of the calendar completely. Oh, father,
Quiggly will fight me tooth and nail.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
And that happened after this, What.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Father, all we did was for you.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I don't think I don't appreciate it. You devoted a
whole day to me, giving up your time, not doing
the things you usually do, spending all that. Incidentally, who
putted the bill?
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Mister Quigley? What he insisted?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Oh? If I ever get up from this deathbed, I'll oh,
oh my stomach. Oh, poor Quigley. Who's taking care of him?
Who's putting hot water bottles on his stomach?
Speaker 6 (23:36):
No?
Speaker 9 (23:36):
No, no, no, that.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Was yemch father, that was a telephone.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
Hello, oh yeah, mel Then is mister Quigley?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Quiggley? What am I going to say to the man here?
You do? You hold this ice bag? Ran Off? You
hold this hot water bottle?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Hello, they're Foster. Well, mister Quigley, I want to explain
about today. I feel just the way you do about it.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Well, you know, I didn't know you had it in here.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I thought it was wonderful too, just wonderful you. Uh,
it was a fine day. Thanks very much. Now, Foster Foster,
about that, Pat, Yeah, you can have it. I can
what it's yours.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Well, see you in the morning.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, you don't sound so good. You can't take it,
can here? No?
Speaker 6 (24:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I well trying to get back in shape.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I feel great mine, well, I never what happened meld
He gave me the pattern.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
He enjoyed the day. He actually enjoyed the day.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Here's I don't need it.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
All of a sudden, I feel great, dude.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
I wonder who that can be.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
I'll get it. Hello, just a minute, it's mister Quigley again.
I knew it couldn't be true.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Give me back my hot water bottle.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
I wonder what he wants now.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Let me have that phone out.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
But he doesn't want to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
He wants to talk to Judy.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
To Judy.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
I'll take it how quickly?
Speaker 8 (25:00):
Wig late?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Hello, miss Foster, I just called back to ask you
a favor. Yes, mister Quigley, could you give me Missy
Jelly's phone numbers?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Father, he wants Missy's telephone numbers. He must be crazy
about her.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Oh and I said he might as well buy himself
at two pay while he's at it.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Mister Wrigley, Potter says, to tell you the journey.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
We'll return to judy and just the moment.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
First.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
We all know that eating before going to bed is fun,
but even a little bite before retiring can take a
big bite out of your night's sleep. For remember, the
better the food or drink, the more you may need tombs.
One of the most common causes of sleepless nights is
an upset acid stomach. There's no sense in lying away
counting sheep when one or two tombs dissolved in your
tongue might relieve the whole trouble and help you to
(25:52):
sleep in peace. It's simply wonderful the way toms bring
fast relief from acid indigestion. So keep a roll of
tombs tucked under your pillow. Do what thousands do night
and day, at home or away. Always keep Tom's Handy
ten cents a roll. All drug stores re roll package
for a quarter. Tom's for the tummy tums. Now back
(26:16):
to the Fosters.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Ol Gi. I hope that's the date.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
There ought to be a way you could tell it
to day by the way the pol rings.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
I hope that somebody knew somebody I could get a
violent fever, for you know, I can make a fortune
with an invention like that. Hello, Hello, Judy, Hello Jojo
h listen, Judy, I'm pretty upset, why Jojo?
Speaker 10 (26:41):
Well, I didn't mind it lending Mitzy to mister Quigley
for one afternoon, But that's.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
As far as I want to go.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Why what's wrong there?
Speaker 5 (26:48):
I was trying to be a good guy, doing.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
You a favor, and now what happens? All right? What
happens now?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
I can't get a date with Missy at all? You can't.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
No, she doesn't want to date anybody.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
But older man. Oh gee, that's a shame.
Speaker 10 (27:01):
Say that's a shame, and it's all your fault. When
I loaned Mitty to mister Quickly, I lost her forever.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Oh how gruesome? Older man, older man all the time.
Speaker 10 (27:10):
Why do you know last night she went out with
a guy twenty one years old?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Dude? Gee, what does she want to do? That as food?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Don't ask me.
Speaker 10 (27:19):
She doesn't like anybody anymore unless he's got one.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Foot in the grave.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
It's awfully morbid, isn't it awful?
Speaker 9 (27:27):
Judy?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
How do you feel about younger men? I feel fit
about him? Why geez, I.
Speaker 10 (27:32):
Wish I could get Missy to feel that way.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
You do.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah, Judy, I.
Speaker 10 (27:37):
Know just the way to do it.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
H You have a little brother named Randolph.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Don't you.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
I was wondering if I loan Mitzi to Randolph for
a couple of hours, do you think she'd get interested
in younger men again.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
A Date Book Judy is written by Alien Leslie and
stars Luise Erickson Dix Davis. Original music was composed and
played by Charles Cornell. Program was produced and directed by
Helen Mack. This is Doug Gorley inviting you to be
with us again next Tuesday at the same time.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
To keep your date with.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Judy, and remember night and day at home or away,
always carry MS TUMS.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
This is the National Broadcasting Company.
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