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Speaker 1 (00:05):
A date with Judy.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
He's darling Louis, Eric's in his duty and John Brown
is fother.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
To tell Judy. This is Gwendolen Miller. So hello there,
I just called to explained what Ugi.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Was doing at my house last night, at your house
this I was helping him with his geometry. I do
hope that you are jealous, Gwendolen. I assure you that
I am not a jealous woman. I assure you that
I have complete and fanatic trust in Ugi. Besides, I
know he wouldn't look at.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Another woman all around. Fine, just tell me one thing.
What's that? Exactly? What time did he leave your house?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
That's Judy FOG's Judy Foster, the love of a teenage
girl who is close to all our hearts. Well, it's
Saturday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Then there's aposture house.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Father is looking at the paper, Mother at a mending,
Randolph is looking at the comics, and Judy is looking saggers.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Maybe if I just to hear staring at it, they'll
do something. Well, it's been known to Randa. If that
phone doesn't ring soon, I shall fall apart. I'll break
up all over and no one will ever be able
to fit the shattered pieces together again?

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Which mother, do?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh father, I'm at the end of the rainbow without
even a pow insight?

Speaker 6 (01:32):
Judy, what is he?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Ugi? Who?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
What is he doing?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
That's just the trouble, mother. He hasn't done anything. He
hasn't called for two days. And don't think it hasn't
been wonderful. Judy, did you and Ugie have a call?
A bitter one? It involved another woman?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh, crying over.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
You're right, father, that's exactly what Wendlen Miller looks like.
A triangle. Hum All is over between us. I'm never
gonna speak to Ugie again. I'm gonna put him firmly
out of my mind.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Even if he comes me on bended knee with arms
out stretched in a wan pitiful smile seeking forgiveness, I'll
turn my head in the other directions east way. I've
never met anything so greenuously in my whole life.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I'll never speak to him again.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Never, I'll get it.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Judy, oo rye, Judy, dear, oh Judy.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
When you say oogie, dear life, that it makes me
realize what a cat I was.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
You're not, Udie.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
You're a fine, wonderful person with very high principles.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Do you really mean it?

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yes, Oh, Judy, I haven't been so happy since Christmas?
Really really do you forgive me, Judy completely?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Forgive you?

Speaker 7 (02:47):
Why?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Ub, there's nothing to forgive.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Oh, Judy are a pearl among women.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Thank you. Judy and I were together again, and not
that we've ever been a part in my mind.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Well, let's celebrate, really celebrate.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Our getting together again, like a a second honeymoon as
it were.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Oh do you want a foularde?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
You know, I'm really glad that we had a chlorrel.
It's so heavenly making up. What would you like to
do tonight to commemorate the occasion? Anything at all? Anything
I want?

Speaker 6 (03:16):
Easy?

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, you just name it.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Well, I like to see the utr own politics hit
to be you.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Hm h anything you say, Judy.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
And then I'd like to go to Henry's topintox eight
planet afterwards. Yeah, well, I think it only fitting that
we reconciliate while we first met.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh why Judy.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
And on the way home, I'd like to stop in
at Gwendolen's house. He's having a party, if Judy, do
you think yes, Uzzie, I think it would only be
fitting to let the woman who split up the thunder
seats amalgamated again. Alright, Judy, Oh gosh, I can't wait
for tonight.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
I think I'll even shade good bye. Oh, there's so
much beauty in the world.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
It is really wonderful. Where those shoes A piece has
got amalgamated.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Hello, Judy, I forgot to tell you. I'll call for
you at seven. Oh he had enough? Isn't next to leave?
I can tell it. Ugi must be emotionally stirred. I
can tell it. Uzi must have a hole.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
In his head.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Hello, Judy, I forgot to say goodbye.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Oh, Uzzi deer, Goodbye, Judy, dear good bye Uzi Deer.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Well, Judy, I hope you consider life worth living now.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Oh, yes, father, I'm not going to ball Ugi out
until tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Get there, Judy. I can't find the brown shoe polish.
If you've got to find it, I've got to wear
my brown shoes.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
I find it all so carefully.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
If you can't find the brown polish, I can't wear
the brown shoes.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
If I can't with my brown shoes, I can't want
my brown.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Dress, and then I won't be in brown. Then Silvia,
I can't sip it to you. You'll be here any
minute and I will be ready.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Run yaw Okay.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Anybody see eating paper?

Speaker 6 (05:02):
I think it was?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Please please, no, you may not.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
If somebody please pay some attention to me.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
About it?

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Hello, Judy, did you have?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh god, there you are, duddy, Thank you mother?

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Please do.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yes. Hello, mister Poster, how are you just fine? You
were speaking to a very happy man. Mister Foster, that's
not Could I please speak to Judy just a minute.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
Judy, it's for you.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Hello, Judy cares aus Now you haven't got off pace.
He's in this poll.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Gosh, temporarily or permanently?

Speaker 6 (05:48):
Temporary?

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Temporary?

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Oh yes, thank you very much. Would you be sure
and tell Judy I'll be right over.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Well, I'm certainly glad you called.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
The television.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Is a very important message. I wouldn't have wanted Judy
to miss it for the whole world.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Oh that's why, thought, sir.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
Thank you you're quite welcome. Goodbye.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
They'll be right over.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Did you hear that dollar?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Isn't that girl?

Speaker 4 (06:12):
All?

Speaker 6 (06:12):
Now?

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Melvin's des bes No, boy, Look.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
He's just excited, that's all.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
He wants to make a good impression on Judy.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Tonight.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Why don't he try to make a good impression on me.
I don't feel good. Bells ringing, people all.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Now, Melvin. In a moment, Judy will be ready. It
was your tow far and they'll be gone and you
can have peace and fire for the rest of the evening.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
I'll be right, God, dear, don't know.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
What do you want?

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Hello, how mister Floster?

Speaker 6 (06:43):
Oh it's you again?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yes, how are you? Mister Floster?

Speaker 5 (06:47):
I'm fine? Now what world shaking message do you have
for Judy this time?

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Well, elcher, this is very confidential. You see, my pants.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Haven't come back from the pressures yet.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
And yeah, well I'm waiting for my pants, or I
should hope.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
So, oh, Judy, Judy, he's waiting.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
No, no, no, don't tell her that I mean, I mean,
please don't tell her that.

Speaker 9 (07:12):
You make up your mind how you're waiting to be
a pants don't.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
That's not what I wanted to tell Judy. I oh, geez,
can please speak to her?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Mister Foster has nothing I would like better, Judy do Now?

Speaker 9 (07:26):
They got me yelling too, Judy, would you please come
in here and talk to this boy?

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Would you do that little favor?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
For your old father father here.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (07:41):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Oh, Judy?

Speaker 4 (07:44):
You see Judy, I I sent my oh for a
certain reason, Judy, I may be a little the late.
And would you mind meeting me in the lobby of
the VJU Theater?

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Well, of course, but if you brother, i'd wait?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Oh, thanks no, but the show starts at seven thirteen,
and if I have to for you.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
We never get there on time because I don't know
when they'll come, what who'll come? When?

Speaker 6 (08:06):
My yes?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
I mean, what would you mind, Judy, I'll put you
back to the carfare of course.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
All I do, Ye, I'll leave right now?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Goodbye?

Speaker 6 (08:14):
Ugi?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Oh, goodbye, Judy, Dear, I'm meeting Ugi in the lobby
of the theater.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
Is that all right?

Speaker 6 (08:19):
Mother?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Well?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
I supposed is it time for you.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
To go to the lobby.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Well, I'm not quite put together yet, Judy, I've done
great news for you.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
What Randall? I found the brown shoe, Polly.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Oh Randough you are, dear dear boy, but I decided
not to wear brown after all.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
I think you'd like me better in navy blue. Isn't
the house peculiar without Judy?

Speaker 8 (08:43):
In the beautifully pi oh Nelson the piece of it,
the quiet.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
The repose, and and I knew it was too good
to be true.

Speaker 8 (08:55):
If I didn't know this, mister Foster didn't doubt.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
It for a minute.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
What do you want this time? They came, sir.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
I'm so glad boy.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Now, then let me secome you fighting to death.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I'd interest you to know he'll be wearing cash.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Hello, ogie, Judy Death left the moment ago she did.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Oh gee, missus Foster, can you get her back?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Well, well, you see, I'm leaving right this minute, and
i'd like to call for to call don't let them
come here?

Speaker 8 (09:25):
Oh well, don't you think go get?

Speaker 3 (09:26):
It might be better to leave things death as they are. Well,
I think I should call for Judy, Missus Foster.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
After all, this is.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
An important evening, and it would worry me all night
if I didn't call for Judy. Why it might be
the basis of a complete misunderstanding. And as I said,
I'd like to.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Call all wrong. We'll do that.

Speaker 9 (09:43):
Very nice of you.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
I'll send Randolph. I have to bring her back. Oh,
thank you, missus Foster. Oh I go get goodbye bye Randol.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
Going mother, Well I miss Judy, you miss oh feet
say I ran after that speaker.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
For five blocks, but I couldn't catch up. Oh what
a shame. And oh he's on his way over here.
This is gonna make it mighty inconvenient for him.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
How do you think it's making it for me?

Speaker 3 (10:11):
How do you feel? Father?

Speaker 6 (10:12):
Oh I look, that's.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Exactly how I feel. I'll bet you're two to one.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
He asked.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
How we are?

Speaker 5 (10:20):
Hello, I'm right in.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Thank you, sir.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Well, I see your pants arrive.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Oh yeah, Oh, good evening, mister missus Foster, how are you? Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Thank god?

Speaker 5 (10:33):
We've all had physical check up slightly. The doctor assures
us we're in good check.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Don't bother sitting down.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Duty is already on a speaker whizzing to the bezu.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
She is, yeah, that makes a nickel you are now, dude,
you'll be waiting for you at the b SEG. You
better go along. Oh yes, I think I got better. Well,
good night everybody. It's been very nice seeing you.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
I'm sure there is a debatable subject if ever I
heard one goodnight?

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Do you have a nice time.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
Now?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Maybe I can get some peace and quiet around here.
Say there's a conspiracy against.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Now, then I'll answer, Hello, mother, this is Judy, OOKI
hasn't shown up yet. I can't understand. Well, he was
just here, Judy. He should be at the Dijel Palace soon.
He was at our house.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Well you see, well that's how going to that now, Judy, it'll.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Make it very much simpler.

Speaker 10 (11:20):
All you have to know is he just went out
the door this minute.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Oh, mother, can you get him back?

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Tommy, I've got to talk to him.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Oh is it absolutely necessary? Oh yeah, well I'll try.
That's a minute then, though, Umy, woman's work is never done.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
Oh oh, will this night never ends?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Judy's on the telephone. He wants to talk to you,
mister missus Foster. Themi were feeling fine. Fine, here's a loogie.
Oh thanks a lon. Well, Judy, moy, what's keaching?

Speaker 4 (11:59):
You getting crowded here in the lobby.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
There'll be a liar soon.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Well look, Judy, why don't you buy yourself a ticket
and go in now before it gets too crowded.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Oh of course, I'll remunerate you. Oh well, that's a
good idea.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
I'll go in right now and take your sea spy.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Good bye, Judy. I'll be in a little while, you hope,
mister missus Foster. I hope you'll be kind enough to
excuse me.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Don't waste a minute.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
We'll understand, Thank you, sir.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
Tonight, I have only one hope. What dear so does
ariple feature playing at the video?

Speaker 11 (13:04):
Somebody ever? Say? You got that up the.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
Theba and now back to a date with Judy h.

Speaker 9 (15:26):
Dora, Yes, melvi it, Judy and Ugie must be in
the theater by now. I think it's safe to put
the phone.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Back on the hub, don't jail. Yes, this is more
like it. Yes, practically realized.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
A beautiful piece of quiet. I had to open my
big mouth.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
I knew it.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
I knew it.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
I knew it couldn't I'll get it there. Hello, Missus Foster,
this is Oogie. Did Judy call? I know? He isn't
he with you?

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Well?

Speaker 3 (15:57):
No, not exactly.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
You see, when I got to the theater there was
a big line, and the usher wouldn't believe me when
I told him Judy was inside holding a.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Seat for me. Well, okay, have you been waiting in
long noon? Oh? Yes I am, Missus Foster. But it's
almost two hours since you got the new It was
a very long line, Missus Foster.

Speaker 6 (16:15):
It must have been.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Well.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
What I wanted to ask you, missus Foster, was if
Judy called, would you tell.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Her to wait for me in the lobby.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
That'll be a very short way for all seats, folks.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
I don't shop so anything, honestly, sure my date is
holding a seat for me.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
I've told you ten times, no reserve seats. Please go
to the end of the line.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
But I've already worked my way to the front of
the line. I just went away for a minute to
make a phone call.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
You're blocking the exit.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Time to go to the end of the line, or
I'll call the manager.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yes, sir, Oh, Judy, there you are. Why are you?
I take your seat? But you didn't come? Yesher wouldn't
let me. Was it a good picture? It was wonderful.
It was ogi of the last dames. My ticket. I'll
go see it tomorrow. O oubie my coat? How much
as left it inside?

Speaker 6 (17:05):
Oho?

Speaker 3 (17:05):
You did?

Speaker 6 (17:05):
Well?

Speaker 3 (17:05):
I'll go on and look for a Judy. I was
sitting around the center.

Speaker 8 (17:07):
Rougie.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
All right, I'll find it.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Would you like me to go on over to Henry's.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Coking fast parlor and hold a table? It's so crowded
Saturday night. Oh, Judy, you think of everything.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
All right?

Speaker 3 (17:17):
You go on over and I'll meet you there.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
All right, I do, But hurry, all right, Judy, every
minute will seem like an hour.

Speaker 9 (17:30):
If that's that kid again, I'll I wish Alexander Graham
Bellop nined his own business.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Hello, tell our father, this is Judy. You know where
Uki is?

Speaker 9 (17:40):
Ooh, that name sounds vaguely for me. My father he
called a little while ago to.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Tell us to tell you he'd meet you in the
love Well.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
I met him there, but he wanted to look for
my coat.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Do you mean you've lost Ugie again?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
That's the best news I've heard tonight.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Anyway, Father, if he called, would you tell him I've
been waiting and waiting here at Henry's cock and Fos
State Parlor.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
I will, I will, I certainly hope you're having a
nice time.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Well, frankly, father, I haven't had time to so far.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
You see, I haven't seen you for more than two minutes.

Speaker 9 (18:09):
Well, my father, you know Dona, I'm beginning to hear
a ringing in my head goes again.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Hello.

Speaker 9 (18:20):
If Judy should happen, she did, Ogi, She's waiting for
you at Henry's coke and foss pa.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Oh, I know, but I'm having a little trouble finding
her coat.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
Just a minute, Dory, it seems that your daughter has now.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
Lost her coat.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Goodness, you'll catch her death of cold. Here let me
talk with hello Ogi. Oh yes, oh you say right
while you are off?

Speaker 4 (18:39):
And Randolph right down with a roper one just a second, now,
just wait just a minute, Randall, they.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Who here I come? Are you having a nice tele moogie? Oh?

Speaker 4 (18:48):
I guess so, missus Foster, But I haven't seen Judy
all evening so far.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
That's for shame.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
But well, and I guess we've got years ahead of
us that we can spend together.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
That'll be nice.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Well bid Laura, can you tell me what is wrong
with that thought? No, Melsy, he's just a victim of circumstance.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Circumstances.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Well, I'm getting out of here.

Speaker 9 (19:10):
I'm gonna take a walk out on a nice quiet
street any place where I had here telehawk.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Ooty, hell me Judy. Oh gosh, it's nice to see you.
Nice to see you. Here's your coat, Yes you're found it,
thank you? And if you ordered you, oh yes I have.
I had a double scoop kill Roy special. What would
you like?

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Oh, something wonderful, something really extravagant, Judy. After all, this
is a celebration, isn't it? Yes?

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Oojie, Oh let's see now, I think I'll order it
it heee? What's the matter, I ges, Judy. I yes,
I only have seven cents left? Oh you love to
spend the rest on phone calls, Judy? Would you that is?
Could you? Of course, I'll remunerate you.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
But all I have is nine cents?

Speaker 3 (20:10):
I don't know. Yeah, I don't think so, Judy. Your
bill is fifty five cents.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Oh yes, uh Mitsy came in and I treated her
to a banana split. Well after your eye couldn't figure
out a law all.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
The time, could I?

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Of course not? M what'll we do?

Speaker 8 (20:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Maybe you could run home.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
There's nobody at my house, Judy, they're not playing bridge.
I could you call your house and if if a
sort of passed? Your mother she u oh of course
I'll I'll remunerate her.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Hello mother, I'm in terrible trouble, awful trouble, I Judy, Judy,
what's Salatha? Hello?

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Operator?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Oh gee, operator operator, you're cutting me off. Please finest me.
But if the number three I don't know, please chase
that tall. I'm fine, Adam, I'll connect you with the
chief opera. Please do a medium, wouldn't please? This is
the chief operator. Doesn't disconnect me, I don't know. Would
you please place the call for me. I'm fine, madam.

(21:17):
We can only do that in an emergency. It is
an emergency. Something's happened to my daughter and I don't
know where she is. If your daughter's missing, I'll connect
you with a missing persons SI. No, no, there's somebody
with her, somebody took her. Please chase that call for me,
and I'll have to have bought this police headquarter. I'll
do anything. News, only give me that number quickly, one moment, matt, oh,

(21:38):
please please hurry. Hello Hello operator.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
That call came from Henry's Coconposphic parlor at one four
three time heard street.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Can't you thank you? Oh yeah? Phone still doesn't answer.
Oh gosh, Judy, I can't understand it. How do we
were disconnected? All we got was a busy signal and
we'll know one answered. Well, I'll talk to Henry, Judy.
Maybe you'll let me pay him tomorrow. Excuse me. Yeah,

(22:09):
isn't Henry here tonight?

Speaker 6 (22:11):
Nope?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Oh that's too bad. You see, Yah, Henry knows me
very well.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
I'm an extremely good customer here, I have been for
many years.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Well that's certainly nice or not.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, you're new here, aren't you.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Well, I wonder if the well it so happens that
I y I'm completely out of fun. So I was
wondering if you would kindly let me sign an iou.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
You see that door over there, yes, well behind that
door is the kitchen, and in the kitchen are a
lot of dishes and glasses, dirty ones.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
You can go right in there and make their acquaintance.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Oh but I have enough friends now, Yeah, I'll go
in and meet him in just a second.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Okay, Judy's movie, I've uh worked out a transaction.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Oh that's fine, oldie.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Yeah, you better go over to Gwendolen's house. I'll meet
you there after it's been transacted.

Speaker 8 (23:09):
Alrighty, Well, I'm back, Laura, Dora, there's everybody.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Oh no, not again, Hello, mister poster.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
Yeah it was it.

Speaker 9 (23:34):
An officer O'Riley, come here, ransom. Note Now listen, this
is a practical joke. Let me tell you, I'm hardly
in the moot. Wait a minute's note for my wife,
Judy in terrible trouble, taking car to look.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
For her, trying not to worry. Terrible trouble, ransom kid nothing,
Oh my gosh, say right where you are. I'll be
right over to the police station.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Let's finish every single one.

Speaker 8 (24:06):
Can I go on your way?

Speaker 6 (24:08):
Kid?

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Thank you? Missus Foster. What are you doing here?

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Judy?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
What happened to her? What do you mean he's in
terrible trouble?

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Where'd you with her? Well, Missus Foster, I kind of
ran out of money and we called you, but the
operator disconnected us. So Judy went at Gwendolen's house to
wait for me while I finished some friend finished business.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Oh then judys alone?

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Oh yes, indeed, so Odie, I don't think you'd better
have a date with Judy again.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
For a long time. No, Missus Foster, ya, I couldn't
spend I'm home. Hey, Hey, where is everybody?

Speaker 8 (24:52):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Mother home? No? Father?

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Where are you in jail?

Speaker 3 (24:57):
In jail? So what did you do?

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Murder?

Speaker 5 (25:01):
Ugie?

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Hold your sister.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Judy's been kidnapped.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Kidnap that's a right from not coming.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
You're talking about father?

Speaker 3 (25:13):
You're not still cleary?

Speaker 6 (25:14):
So soon?

Speaker 7 (25:14):
Are you.

Speaker 8 (25:17):
Crazy?

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Not?

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Just do what I checked?

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Huh, got it up? All the pictures you can find?

Speaker 9 (25:21):
You go, sister, Judy the car cat These are immediately
to me here at the police station.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
So I being the one on. She's lying on the
road with army clothes on.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Okay, I'll be right there.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Father, h what a nighte by?

Speaker 6 (25:38):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh hand father?

Speaker 6 (25:39):
There?

Speaker 1 (25:40):
No mother?

Speaker 6 (25:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (25:41):
What fire? Is in jail? In jail? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (25:45):
You is?

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Meat bo. Judy is all right, she's at Greendly's house.
I'm confused. Well, call am I around those now? Don't
do anything. You're here, don't do anything and I'll be
right home.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Mother.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Jeff randall, are you gonna lean? Father in jail? Gee,
I'm sorry, I'm right, You'm sure.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
All. Thanks. You's a quiet party. So I'm looking forward
to seeing Judy. Oh but Judy's gone home. She left
the message four years old. She could have told her
if you, hey, can you what are you running away for?

Speaker 3 (26:23):
That's Judy the night one one?

Speaker 11 (26:33):
Hey, Judy?

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Okay, So am I exhausted, I ran nine blocks, hob h,
I don't mind the important thing is I'm here to
take you home. But I am home and there's my daughter.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
Oh well, can I do it?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Judy?

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (26:56):
And I had a wonderful time, so did I? Can
I yet?

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Can I come in a minute?

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Oh I don't know, Oogie, it's pretty late. WHOA I'd
like to say hello to your folks. It's the only
jol like thing to do.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
A Day of Judy is written by Eileen Wesley and Guys.
Louise Ricks And is Judy.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
And John Brown his father, with Dick Davis as Randolph,
and Mila Mysa's mother, Ugie, is played by Dick Trenner.
Music was composed and conducted by Halbourne.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
The program was produced directed by Helen matt.

Speaker 12 (28:19):
The A Date with Beauty has come to use with

(29:47):
the worldwide facilities of the United States arm Forces Radio Service,
the Voice of Information and Education.

Speaker 10 (30:17):
One man at the popping of people beca
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