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August 6, 2025 • 27 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
The Amos and Mandy Show with Ernestine, Wayne Lou and
Donny Leet Alexander's Orchestra Radio is all my favorite Amos
and Andy. We'll to you by a Leader Brother's Company,
Makers of New nineteen fifty Rento with Jillium, the get
you Clothes Wighter and Brighter than you rin Tho rinto
Rental New. A few weeks ago, the Kingfish came into

(00:45):
possession of a rather ancient automobile, but she's now trying
to sell the US card dealers laughed. The newspapers wouldn't
even accept his ass So finally he's fallen back on
what he also experienced is his most likely customer.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Well, there you is, Enna, Yeah, I ended up. I'll
tell me if you ever see.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
A car like this before, I can't say I is so.
I was only forty two years old.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh and this caringin Howie. You know it's one of
the last models that was made in nineteen twenty six.
Or it's a great ship. It's that three hundred thousand
miles of careful driving. Yeah, look at it. The nice
light blue color with a yellow slide brown.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
You know I've been looking at the thing. Yeah, just
what makes it, says King Fitz. It don't look like
nothing that I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well, I'll ax man, that's the end you see over
the years, this beautiful car has got to be a
combination of the best features of a lot of different meat.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well it's that aromatic well center.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Where else is you gonna find a car with a stutch,
bare cat motor and an ethics were Oh yeah, I
tell you what.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Why don't you hop in the car there and start
the motor up there and listen to some nice running.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, I'll get around over here. Hey, King Fish, ain't
no door here on the driver's side, Well, they are
supposed to be.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
And there it's the Murgen's exit. It was about a
hundred of the fire department the other feet doors. Hold
my door to see go ahead, And now I still
behind the wheel there and start up son, push the
button and listen to a per I'll crank it at
the same time to push that whiz uh And then

(02:25):
how do you like the sound of that? Steps back
at engine under.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
The hood that you know what they sound like? The
bears try to close its way out to me, tell
me this, I'll come at stall like that.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Oh, ain't nothing serious animals likely they're gasle in one
of them. My fans must jammed in the transmission there,
you know?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Now, Well, I don't know about this car. I like
them new ones, but the hydro erratic drive off. I'll
tell you what, though, I might percent of the thing
if the price was right. How much you want for it?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, hand of the piers price is twenty dollars. But
if you want the ex it's like the motor and
the wheels will run. Yet over that healthy four hundred.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Dollars, four hundred dollars English. I ain't interrested in the car.
You ain't, No, definitely not.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I don't want no part of that car, and don't
have a mentioned it to me again neither, that's right.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
And keep an open mind on it. There, I how
you sleep over the thing overnight? You'll recuss it again tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (03:14):
All right? Why are you going now, King, Well, let's
see your time at it.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Six o'clock. I gotta take south Fire to something dance tonight.
I think I'll step going into large horde here and
take a little cat nap. You know, I was a
little tired, and then I must have left his life

(03:51):
on wait a minute. That light is coming from their
tide must be the northern lights limit the roar boric acids.
Hold a little bitna watch it and see what time
of the holdly smokes is five o'clock in the morning.
Why else, I I gotta get home. I got to
take south Fire. I thought, damn eight dollars ago, I'm leve.

(04:17):
What'll I do now? Let's see wait at my desk
for him? My car in front of the large or
here where I left it? I wonder who hold it smoke?
This way down the end of the block. Who in
the world has been using my car? Well, I can't
worry about it now. I got to get home and
get that quick on me. Well, I get on in

(04:42):
the house here, good ain't no lights on? Thank goodness.
South Fhire is still asleep. I gotta be careful. It's
it's like going into a cage of wild bears. You
got steve it, Oh, old grizzlies away. Good morning, sweet heart.

(05:05):
I thought I hit the ball earlier this morning, got
dressed up, made my bed up and everything just even
those don't you.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Jimmy bath? Why you bet all night?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Why now look here, honey, you wouldn't believe me. If
I told you, I will believe your joy I tell
you won't believe me.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
I'm well, I believe all right.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I those off at a large hob and didn't wake up
till now. I don't believe. Oh, but that's the truth, honey.
I was there for eleven hours. It was one of
the deepest dozers I ever had. Look, I had three
cups of coffee before I went under. I still be going.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Not only that, Jodge Steevens, but you weren't supposed to
take me to a dance last night?

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
I answered those to the thing I just started, and
nobody danced with me. But you'll pleased to be that.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Well, that wouldn't have.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Done no good. I can't force nobody to dance with you. Hey,
tired a lot of times there made a lot of
animals that way. Say there something I'm gonna ask you?
By that chance? Did you come over to the large
Hall and use my car to go that? Damn right?

Speaker 4 (06:00):
You might see out of your hair. I wouldn't go
now that old car.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well, that's spending Somebody move my car. I park in
front of the Large Hall this morning and I found
her a block away from there where I parked it. Listen,
I ain't interested in your old car.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
And what's more, you stun it got your nerves comes
home it. That's how an expression meeting. But need a
sum story like that? Why do you think I am nohow?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Listen, if I told it would only thought another argument question.
I don't want to talk to you no more.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
I'm going in the bedroom, coming in here with a
crazy story like that.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
You are a fine way. If all I does is
they ask for a little understanding and I don't get it.
I'll tell you one thing, south Fire, It'll be a
dark day before I ask you for anything again.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
That suits me?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Is fine? Your baby bam.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Whoever made up that question about a man's better have
or to get a load of her? Well, I ain't
gonna be able to go back and sleep now.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
And I just sit up here in the front room.
I'll shut on the radio. Oh me, we've really got
his problems the current developments.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
On the European front after this moment.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Now for the local scene.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
In a daring pre dawn robbery, a lone gunman fergilarized
the Robin's Jewelry store on Lennox avenue. A loss of
over two thousand dollars in jewels was reported. The only
clue the identification of the gunman is that he made
his get away in a light blue sedan with a
yellow stripe around it.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
The door on the driver's side was missing.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Oh me, what do you say the police who started
a city wide hunt in Washington?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
The congress hole is smooth, so that was happening, marko.
Oh me, it was used in a robbery. They can't
send us on me dead for Kendy. Oh me, gofire.
I gotta talk to you. I need your help. You
need my help.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
You certainly got a shot.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Memory only am one minute ago? You said it would
be a DoD day before you ever asked me for anything.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
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Speaker 1 (08:17):
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Speaker 3 (08:26):
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Speaker 1 (08:27):
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(08:49):
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Speaker 3 (08:56):
See your wash become whiter brighter than new wrinto rental.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Dont oh come in hunter, Hello, kink, say what's wrong
with you?

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I never think you look so worried?

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well, he is Henry, But I just can't tell you
bout it.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Oh kings, they he can confide in me, after all,
I have sen your intricate friend for years.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Tell me this that you read in the paper about
the jewishtal robber. Yes, I did well, Henry in my
car was using that robber. The police is looking for
the car. The thing is, I was asleep in the
large hall doing the robber. So I ain't got no
alibi to prooves that I didn't pull the job.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Well, I ain't there nobody that could testify that you
were sleeping there?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Who by seed me? I ain't got no whitness.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yes, you was in a bit of a jam. On
top of having no alibi, your absence at the dance
last night had everybody talking this is Oh yeah that
fires tried to cover it up by saying you was working.
That's drought down the house.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
This thing is closing in on me.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
What must have?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Well, the only way to take nick you.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
With the crime is through the car.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
The obvious thing is to dispose.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Of the car. Yeah, that's right, the spools of the car.
And I think I know justice dispools though you not
the yous. I gonna get rid of that car fast
because they could convict me of the jewis or robber
on certain dangel Ebanes no one, Yes, Why isn't a myth? Enter?

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yes, I say you are King Sis.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
I'm living Henry. You don't buy no chance thinking I
committed to jewiusal robbery door though you?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Oh no, King this, I've knowed you for a long time.
I know your habits and your character. You would never
commit any such crime.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Thanks. That make me feel better, By the way, wasn't
the heat is off?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I hope you let me have first pack of that jewelry. Well,
come in, brother, Hey King this you don't.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Have a message up at my place for me? To
come over here. What do you want to sin me about?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Well, then, new pearl, hold it, hold it right there,
whatever it is, I don't want to hear about it.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
No, it wasn't matter.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Then listen, I don't want to hear nothing. Star God
with and the old pal I can never afford it.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Oh no, And I asked you to come over here
to do you a feeling.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Oh what's that?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
And I don't reconsidered about that car mine.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
I don't care what you have done.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I ain't saying no four hundred dollars for that junkie,
Why that's.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
What I just get in that? And I was done
shared the place a little. If you're asks fair, you
can have the thing for two dollars.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Two dollars. Well, I don't know, Kingfish.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
You would you take the car if I give you
two dollars? That is the truth?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
King, would you take the car?

Speaker 2 (11:31):
I'll give you four hundred dollars?

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Listen, Kingfish.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
The thing I want to know is why as you
so anxious to get rid of this car.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
All of a sudden?

Speaker 2 (11:37):
But then I can see that you ain't here about
the economic conditions of the country.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
What you mean by that?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Now? Well, you remember there year I had an automobile
business mine from a seller's market to a buyer's market.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, I heard something about that.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
But yesterday the thing took a turn for the work.
You know if now what the call a giver's market
that you mean to thank King Vish?

Speaker 3 (11:56):
You want to give me the car for nothing?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I know when I was nick boy, you really got
an over barrow. Yeah you really sense the trend of
the time, you know I did. Oh yeah, still playing
dumb on me.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Huh ha ha.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
He was a slicky artist, I know when I seat
then Look here I got the contract on all field us. Yeah.
I don't know whady to sign my name on? Right
there were at this victims see that my name?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Oh yeah, well I guess I was pretty smart, all right?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, and yeah it take depends. Put you
John hand guy right there, right on them dots, right
on top of them.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Okay, King Fish, Hey, look at I just noticed them.
You've done dated this thing wrong. This is dated last Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
But yes, and then I had to make the thing
retroactives so that you owned the core as of last Wednesday.
You see you see this, this is Sunday and Sunday
has always been illegal business for hey, body step delicate
testis stories you know something like that time right Dan
right right on them dots right on top of that.
All right, all right, put their full name down there.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Tell you is Andrew Hogg Brown.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, congratulations, and you is now full fled retroactive car.
What do we do kickback? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:01):
You know, Kingfish.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
For a minute there, I think you were trying to
chip me. But like you say, I's too smart for you. Yes, oh,
hi amos come in well, hell about that boy, say
King Sez. I just set hender van porter. That's terrible
your car being used in that hold up last night?
What was that a tough thing about your car?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Do in there? And if there's any way I can
help you in your trouble, just call on to see
you later.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Heyk't fits just sit right right? Yes, you ain't going
no place?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Well, I wait him and let go my next year's
back down.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
I'll tell us not.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Take it easy in Fish. I'm gonna beat you to
a puff. Then I'm gonna beat up the pup.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
I'll wait a minute, Nana, you wouldn't hit a man
who weighed one hundred and thirty pounds and was shorter
than you would would you?

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah, I did enjoy hitting the man shorter than I.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
All right, then you and ame us fight. I gonna
get out here, blessings, King Chris.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Look ahea, I a lesson, boy.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Look here, ain't no time to fight. Whoever owns that
car to go to the police explaining the thing? Yeah, well,
why don't you take his ad places? The name us
is gone?

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Help you now listen here, King Fish.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
And to believe me, you was the owner of the car. Hey,
is that right?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
And I don't know, Amos, I just signed a radioactive contract.
I put my John Hamhock on this and everything else.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
All I know is, boy, is that whoever holds that
car better go to the police and get the things
Satan out or there's gonna be real trouble. So lound
fellas that Amos go to the police. Why do he
always want to do things in a round the boat
the way he has meant that?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
The Kingfish now about me being revolved.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
In this thing, I don't try to back out of it.
And you was already signed the contract. On top of that,
you was revolved in another way. You remember about two
weeks ago you was with me when I bought them
seat covers for the car.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, well what about it?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Well you saw me about the material, didn't you that
you was huge material witness. Wait a minute here.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Now I guess themist listen, Kingfish.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Oh not only that, but you was with me when
I bought the horns for the car. So you was
ac susserate too many. You was in this thing and
have it doesn't living with you?

Speaker 3 (14:56):
You don't, Kingfish, I can get more trouble to it,
nothing than anybody.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
I I don't. Don't worry and old pell I gonna
stand by in your time of need.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Ask the stuff. How you're talking? What can I do
to get out of this mask?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
We land there? I kind of been muddling over the
things for a while. I've been talking. Hell, I was
thinking of that. Mumbled myself A bangle here?

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Good?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
But yeah, he said, police is looking for a light
blue car. Why don't we paint the things some other colors?

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yeah? Yeah, you got something bad?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, then the police you'll never catch up with us.
What color you think we ought to painted?

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Well, we don't want to paint no color that's going
to tag attention. We want to use something that didn't
spitu us.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
You know, yeah, I tell you we little panted that
dark red color.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
That's huh what they call us on.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
That's a great color. It's called macaroon. Yeah. Let's Hellanda,
we showed down a nice thing jap on that car.
Look at there, don't look bad standing there at the
curve doing.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
No, that's a nice shade of macaroon.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
All right.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
And the police are never gonna come after us now,
he says.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Oh no, they're looking for a blue car. You see,
we got a red when we is in the clay right.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Oh yeah, Holy, what's the matter. Look who's riding down
the street. You're on one of them.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
New to see the tandem bicycles, Shorty the barber, Now
I see them a night.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Well, hello there, Jordan, where I'll be dogs Dollard?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Imagine I never expected to see.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I'm higher, Hey, Shorny, Shorty. That tandem bicycle you got there?
That is really toughing.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh yeah, I got me.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Me and my dad has been having nice ride here.
Whizzley round cars and everything go by the way.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Something that I can to beat for. Could we be
there to do this? It gives me big pleasures? Ticket. Hey,
how waiting.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah, you must have lost the offer there someplace, shorty.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Well that's life, I say, trinc didn't this cars dogs
used to be light blue?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
How come you poled it? But now look, joy, keep
you big most clothes boy. Just for somebody use this
car in the Jewish or robbers that car pooper, I said, whoa.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Well, then the youth Fellaws.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Is in the awful tubble.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Well what you mean, shorty?

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Well now this the friends French fellows. But the director
of the Lennon's Arm apartment and there is.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
But he was up to my barble self this morning.
He would tell me that a woman that lives an
apartment six twenty two and that brilliant she see the robbery.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
You mean that a woman an apartment six twenty two
seeds the rubbersorder.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Oh yeah, y a theme that she managed to get
the last few numbers of the license plase and she decided.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
To turn the information nowhere to the police. The first
thing to my mom, you know what that means?

Speaker 3 (17:34):
And this, yeah, I hope I get an outside cell.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
That's me, Sory. Tell me this, who is this woman?
You know anything about us?

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Well?

Speaker 1 (17:41):
All I know is that the dianator will tell me
that seals are was answering all kinds of contests that
Cloud signed to win prizes.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
And those contests. Try to see wait a minute, you know,
and then we was to get this woman out of town,
whereas she couldn't go to the police, to Moore and
I think that contest so give us an anger we need.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yeah, she gives the police that license. We're gonna be
in terrible trouble. You know that.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Oh what you tell you, don't be silly. If they
put you in death, they couldn't.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Keep you there so they couldn't show us no, No, Julia,
you could get a bad damn box from it. You
could get out on the wit we can. He'd be
at you.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
You could get out of hideous companies that he got it.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
When about hottal.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Friends, I wish amous and they were on television tonight
because I have here twelve beautiful Christmas cards that I
wish all of you could see. They're really a handsome,
colorful cards, each a front of a winter scene by
a famous American artist.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
You would say the.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Set of twelve cards is a big dollar value. But
here's a surprise.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
You can get them all for just twenty five cents
and a Rinso box top.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yes, twelve cards.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Would envelope for twenty five cents and a rental box top,
but you must turry. There's all a limited supply. The
address is Rental Christmas Card Club Fox thirty near Arc eight.
This offer is limited to the cotton level of the
United States.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
The last go in Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
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minute Christmas rush. Send twenty five cents at a Renstaw
box top to a Renstaw Christmas Card Club Box thirty
nearly Arc eight.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
S it today, Orlando Hills, a woman's apartment six twenty two.
Her name is miss Higgins. Now remember the whole thing
is to get her out of town. So if she
can't give the cops relationship.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Yeah, we're gonna use that contest tangle Laura.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, that's it. Everybody in town has gone enter that
Crystal Country contest. And if she creates a bird contest,
she said no to be in that one. I'll ring
the bell, you know, and I don't forget either. Headed
to come man, you as a chief contest jes, how
do you do? Madam allowed me to cont Actually, if
you eyes here to tell you that you was the
winner of the Crystal Counchy contest.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Oh you needed I've won the contest.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Well won't you coming in?

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Well, thank you, thank you. Call. I wants to introduced
South Helles as mister Crystal, President of Del Fritz and
our Whist president. Mister Cuntry couldn't make it today, but
this gentlement here is the judge of the Memory contest.
The famous port Henry Wadsworth Brown from my.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Real port oh house jar Man, I've always wanted to
be a real pullet likewise.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, he is one of the top men's in the rackets.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
He wrote some great portrait under the village missy thing
that stuff. Uh says something to the lady in.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Portrait, wiseworth.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Uh, Roses is red, violence is blue. I was happy
to meet up with you.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Listen. Yeah, yeah, heah a word of Jim, he's Jesus.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Tell me I'm excited about winning the contest.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Which one of my memories wanted?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Which one? You say? Yes?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
I sent him three?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Uh, well, I said you miss all three of one?
You want to win plays the show?

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Yeah, you won the contest right across the board. Oh,
that's a st insight.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
When is the contest? Now?

Speaker 1 (21:10):
When do I get you ten thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Well, we brought the st we brought the we we
brought Where you see that is a uh ten thousand dollars. Uh, Well,
don't stand there, watch well say something roses and rather
excuse me for protruding us. But you said something about.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
The sat in the table.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
The first side was ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Now, well, messer, I guess you've read the rules of
the contest, but you ain't read them careful enough. They
said the first prize was ten thousand dollars off a
trip to Boston. Now you was done one the all
part of the contest.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
But I don't want to go to bout.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Would you care to try for cins a ladder? I
don't want to go, no, please, I just want to
get my money.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
When I look here, messer, don't be a sew winner.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Here.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
You take it to Boston the train. He's nine fifteen
and you'll have to hurry.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Well, I guess I'll get something out of this contest,
and I do have some friends I could stay with.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Well, here's the ticket, hope, here's a nice trip.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Oh, yeah, this is the best time at see Boston
right now, right away.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Well, I'll get tacked now.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
But I wish I wasn't eating until tomorrow morning. I
would going someplace with my Setey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Your sister, yeah, she start robbing.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
She's going to the police station and give.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Them the license. Oh, give me back that ticket? They why,
well you better take another look at them, Limoris.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
You know so long, lady.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah, what do you think?

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Roses is red fireless? The thing didn't work, and I
think we're through.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
And then when the police catch our license some of
tomorrow morning were really gonna be in trouble.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Oh yeah, I really get the scared king Rick say.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Look who's come in the drug store? There? They got
to brief kids under his arm.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
The Calhoun and the politicians come on here. Hello, hell boys,
I ain't seed you in a law time call who
he is? In trouble? Could we retain you as a
lawyer at the defender? Sorry, I'm moving right alone. We
need your help.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Sorry, I'm moving right alone.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
We got ten dollars in take.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
It doesn't come to a full stuck.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Well, listen, here's the thing, mister Calhoun.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
The car we got was using that big Jewelrys store
robery and the police got your life's numbered.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Well, the thing for you to do with this which
lagon sleep?

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, you mean switch the front n of
the back and the back of the.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
King's bays.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Yet a lame ring for this plain here, you're just's
got a compound back.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Look, man, cal who who's got a good idea?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
There?

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Look at it? I just remembered right after this last
New Year's Day, one of the large brothers went to
Florida and left his car in my customers in the
sign in the back of the large hole there Ben
sitting there since New Year's Day, that we can take
our police off tom away and put his flace on
our car.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Oh yeah, they'll never get this that way.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Oh this is big calhoon. The one thing if the
poor all these two catches, is you got any experience
of defending these kind of cases.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Experience When one of my biggest cases I defended the
Pella the teller.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Man, Yeah, well what happened with the thing? Nothing to it?

Speaker 4 (24:10):
I asked for a short trial, made a sharp speech
of the jurant and asked the jerk for a shark sent.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Them well, how does your fine come out on a
long rope?

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Well, King face, we shore got out of that mess,
all right, yeah, hand it.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
With him license plates from that other car and yeah,
we ain't got nothing to worry about now.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yeah, I'm breathing a lot easier now.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah. Yeah, and you know something in my car never runs,
but I've done had the more to tune up near.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Wait a minute, your car, king fage, ain't you got
the future tents messed up with the past poptacle or something?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Mean? Anna?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Well, after all, king face, hight on side of contracts,
then you give me this thing.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
And look you i'n't minting the meanings of saying this
to you. That condragt was on to be's no a
quick term options and you're frans had on first five.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
You ain't got no more ready to decis Oh wait
a minute here, this is the thirtiest think.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
You don't have a fool well us two with the
car it belongs to you. Wait a minute, I don't
never want to have nothing to do with you again.
Stop this card, let me get out.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Well already, if that's the way you feel about it,
it's alright with me. I'll stout the car. All right,
I'll get out of here.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Mom, you big bomb. I never want to figure you.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Yeah, go here. The boy shows a store here. Ain't
no sense of trying to be nice than nobody.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
That's the way I figured this.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Oh what is this?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
What is this in here? All right? Funny?

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Get your hands out there and don't trying it ain't
funny for now.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Wear in a minute.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Officer, you you got the wrong man. I didn't have
nothing to do with that. You were as store robbery jewelry.
So we cleared up that case this morning. Well then
you don't.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
You won't be need me then?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Huh oh yes, Wait, will those license plates identify you
as a man who held out the United States Post Office.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Last New Year's Day? You know, andy my waist.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
There's there's one thing.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
All women agree on.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yeah. Well I suppose I am kind of good looking.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, But what team meant was that they all agree
about rinso.

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in the world. Winso gets white clothes brighter than you,
washabul colors brighter than you because only rinso contains solium.

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and pans positively shines guests the economical giant size rentol
right away.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
They used the Edgar Burgh and Telling the McCarthy program,
which follows immediately over most of these states.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Good night, folks, see you next Sunday.

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