August 3, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
From the stage of the cast sitter and destroyed Meexico
service stations and dealers from coast to coast? Is that
the fire, Keith Quartest, don Bury's in the fire, Keith Fans,
Rayam McNamee.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And Edwin the Perfect School. I don't know if you okay, Yeah, the.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Person's gonna be jee Steve.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I'm glad to see you. Do you know what tonight?
You look twenty years younger, But I should look twenty
years younger than night, Brian.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, yes, this afternoon I looked over my books.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And I found out that I'm back where I was
twenty years ago. You're having a lot of honor episode
on you late the actors. Oh yes, Sam.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I even went to a political convention the other night
and they let me.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Throw off the faithful.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
What kind of a seet to make youth?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I told him?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Then you know me when I make a feet Yeah,
I you know. I told him I was Amachis in
a weekly ball Lands and I told him like to
tell him. I told him that I saw a pocket
plant and the seat of the government before. That's what
I have for What about?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I told him?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
In my seat, I said, people who carrying him in
glass bottles, could not sit on, stole him.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
That's what I told him. Well what happened?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Then?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Shee oh what happened?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Some heckler in the audience.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Called me a herring?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
What do you do by that? Kiez?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Well, what would you do? I answered him? Right? Thanks?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I said, what do you mean by calling me a herring?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And my brothers came up with back to being worse?
And I said, send it to my feet, sam, I
really said, one brilliant state? Oh, I say, oh, I said,
I am I talking to the man in the street.
I sat, I know, I suggest I am talking to
(02:09):
the man in the state. The conditions today, I said,
prove one saint?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I said?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
What this country needs is a good five minutes to go.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
But what I see w a conditions around the country.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
How that s how I?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Conditions around the country. For instance, they're using midst for waited. Why, well,
that's so the portions of food. Look fa hien of
you've got me? What's the music got to the well?
The trouble with this country is that the morale has
been dismantled. You must admit that, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
So I think we ought to sing.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
The new dismantle song. The name of it, the name
of it is, then I've got to love dismantle eyed dog.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I heard thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I saw you and the farmer's pray. Yesterday you were
playing an old bowl. No, that was no row boat, Graham.
That was the fight fight? What was the keeps? I
noticed they took you on a line during the drill.
Can't playing? But I had a sort of a drill pick,
you know what I mean? How did you and the
rest of the company happened to split? Oh you couldn't
use the wait flit Graham, We're not well. It's a
(04:32):
hard words level, especially when it happened to see had
trousers pay. You know, there was that company as Savors
that drilled with lady. Who were they? Oh they were
all Spanish warm thattmans.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
You know war.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
What your uncle was doing when he took me the whole?
What he was playing? He was doing when he cooked me? Noila,
But my uncle took chocolate. He told me that lots
of time. Say what took up the parade? I saw
a lot of fellas run out of line. Well in
the wage, Graham, happened? Now when you hear this I'll
tell you why the braids broke up. You see, I
(05:05):
was walking along with him and I happen to say,
we are now passing the finest speak easy in towns.
And one of the fellas said, well, you made, but
we are not. And they broke out a line and
they ran right in there. I saw him doing cheese.
But what they turned around run out of the steaks
(05:27):
so quick? Wayam that? Really? That was the funniest thing
that I forget to happen. I'll tell you why they
ran out of.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
The steaks, my uncle.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
When they got in there, you ordered some lamb shops
with broke the teeth pressed me, you know. And the
way they hollered out to the hard way to holler
it out. Well, of course when the fellas paid the
way they're hollering it out, they ran. They misunderstood him
that well, the way they.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yelled down, he said, cheese at the chops.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Thanks, you are going. Well, we're talking about species. Species
is the name of it is all l the gang's
go over here.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Let us.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Calle who Abby's Vialion scale, who the coning Hero scale,
althemy coming body tybar Tale, who Abby ors Valiance tal
who the conking hero tale as she and the campions are.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
The well.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Hell meters sagon scale or have the concrete Stelle haves
me can body than be doggy Zalan the conge de
spell femic and the champions are the bell the coming here.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
That goes again, that goes. You've just heard the radio
symbol of Texico fire Chiefs.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yeah, I know where them.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
And when you hear that musical note again, yeah, it
will be the exact place. That will be the right
time for me to lead. No, no, it will be
the right time to change oil. Now here's the time
to train off that dangerous summer warn oil and refilled
with the correct grade of Texico packboot proto oil.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Then you'll be.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Sure that your car is protected against the cold days.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
The cop oh, I see, you know you're right and
away from right. Everybody must watch seat.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
He wants to a Russian rail with a long beard.
He went at that grayham and if I fire an
open window.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
You know it started the rain and see it got
wet and then.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's tag bit of cold and it's see it throws
on him praying there.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Now here's the terrible part about it.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
He tried to taint over him dead and he broke
its next.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh, never never mind that. Keep never mind that. If
your uncle has a zy's oil, yet, remind him to
do it tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I will.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
When your serviceman asked, may I drain off that summer
worn oil? Say yet with the correct rain of practice
Texico motor oil. Your car is also.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Technical flows with the first turn of the tide.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
But pray if my uncle never had supper with his
car in the winter, i's that seat well, I'll tell
you every year this time, Graham. Now, my uncle listened
a couple of payments on a car, and the finance
company puts it and stored for the.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Right. Foreg are you? Are you have men to me?
And all I mean to you? I'm standing back. Will
you standing your hand to me? Your day dream, your
hey dream, your glad dreams, your forgat will you that
(11:29):
memory wants me to? Here's what they want me to.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I'm just my man, worry. I'm an opera, all right?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Will have an opera?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Can I program in the pool house behind the hill?
Surname of it? That's a great apple. It's a very
sad Opropray, PRISTI who never had any luck. She is
a sonography, you know, and all her horses were so
full leggeds she keeps falling through their laps.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Now she has no front teeth. Ray, she has found
life just a bowl of cherries.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
And she's ooken her teeth on the pits before everything. Well,
she is the country girl. Now, that's the Graham. She's
the country girl. And she came from that part of
the country.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Where the wide open spaces are men's tends.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Well, she's a very poor girl prayer. In fact, when
her father died all he left her with a bottle
of chin It was the sort of a foot legacy, and.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
She had no money.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
When she lives to New York Players, she engages a
nuded apotment. Even the walls are there. Well, she loves
to play the fry con bone, that's her. But her
room is so fall Grams she has to keep a
door open. The player and her faith day in New York,
she travels around the city. She's absolutely crazy about the town.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
She's extremely sacked too, But that night she goes to
bed tired, but hippie. Well, she started getting SATG team
just one year before and as the opera opens playing.
She is celebrating the fake annibasy of pubgraders. Nice in
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the next room is a very poor young man.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
He is a singer player.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
He sings beautifully in the bathtub, but you can tell
by his next that he got a pack. Well he's
The boy is fascinated by the girl's combone playing, so
he calls her on the telephone. He said, I love
(13:56):
your playing. Will you play the jigglow song for me?
And she said, what's the name of it? And he
said the title of the song is the Spirit of
seventy six. She said, I don't know that, but I'll
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play the song about the plants that you're used for
the back aches and lom Diego. Well, that's where that's
where the play really gets. That's the big song from
which the O forgets the title.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
You know.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
That's where she plays the famous Planter.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Song Ray over the Hill to the poorest. Now guy, Well,
(15:38):
the second act, the boy walked into the girl's room.
She is supplied and gives him a vacant stare and he.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Sits down on it.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
He said, he said, you paid me, thinking I paid
you play that.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I'll go through fire for you, and she says, where
you should you're not start well, the boy tried to
kiss us. She pushes, and you know she pushed it
right away. Things look black for the boy, but suddenly
the lights go out and things look bright again. Oh
sad one. So the boy says, no, we are very poor,
(16:17):
we can still be happy. So we ordered to sign
a fear and they make a loving cup of it.
It is love and great title. She says, what are
you for a living? And he said, well, my father
is an investor.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
He invented the famous shoe land. I wonder if you
played of it.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
And the girl says, well, I've made the shoe last expression.
And he said, what are you talking about the shoe
lance expression and she says, well, it says what I mean,
the expression shoe.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Lace last last sense.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
And she says, well, my father supers an inventor.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
He said, you better sit down, you will fall over.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Laughing at this.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Over now, she says, my father was an inventor. He
invented a water proof pope to put on the post's sake,
I'm only starting it, no tell the boy. The boy said,
speaking of food, you're quite book. You should watch your
cavories and she said, I sit in them flightening them
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fighting the I said. He said, what do you mean,
you sit in the calories fight with and she said, well,
I got to see that twice a week, and I
sit in the cowary well and he said, he says,
that reminds me. Will you play the bambone and as
I sing the song, we are to sing the new
cavalry song. The name of it is carrying me back
(17:41):
to old And she said, well, I don't like that song,
but if we've been drinking deer tonight, it reminds me
of the new home Brew song.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
This say.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
He said, what's the name of the Homebrew song? And
she says, you for men? For me? That boy he's
like that, Yeah, no, the boys. He says, well, I
don't like that song. No, they compromise.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
And what do you think happens to him?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I don't know, okay, that he seems a beautiful, spiritual
the famous Hooltana song. You know the name about it.
The name of it is holds. Anybody here has seen chilling.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Say that.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
The play that I find the couple marriage but they
still love music, you know, She asked her husband if
he can tell the difference between spans music and handle stusic.
And he said, Jess, so she plays a fu bards
you know. She said, now, don't buy so pants and.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
He said, no, don't the handlebar. That's just too much
for us.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
She said, oh, that's suttle shud. Let's go to the movie.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
There's a picture down there called the Essence of Gin.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
The money you're talking about, that's not the essence, the jests,
you mean the breath of a nation. So the next
cage sitting in that way, and the next day the
husband it is looking for wait, and he decides to
get a job at the bank. What do you think
you've done?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
What?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
He starts to look for the bank that can give
some recommendations.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
So he needs the president of the bank.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
The president said, you want a job?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Do you on what base?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
That would you? Wait?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
And the husband said, well, when I was in fool,
I used to play the past and second base.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
The president said the youth break and the husband.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Said, yeah, but wait, let's talk about the job. The
husband replains home only the fine lifting land. He tries
on his arrival home that the store has brought he
and his wife twin beautiful. The wife said, I'll what
we'll do. We'll call and win seas and roper because
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they are of the male orders. Why don't that oppen
the husband? The husband said, they look so much life.
Let's call each other and Willie, we're all both of
them willing. Now the twins tide for three days and
(21:12):
the father can't sleep prayer. What do you do? The
wife said, both of the Willie as the grips. The
wife said both Willie has the clips, and the husband said,
oh well, if they had the grip, I'll get them
a couple of road dickens and you can tell them
wherever they want to go. The next day, to get
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away from the two little Willy the husband goes to
the du the keeper asking would be like to see
a new.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Sort that jump the rise of the stupid, And the
husband says, to Heaven's say no, he said, I hate thorm.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Then what gave me the Willie?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Jeez?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
It's the time of year when you get the biggest
kick out of a car.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Oh, I know that, Grayham, but the men don't get
kicked out of car.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Kee.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I don't mean now, I mean the real of the
roads on these brisk bottom days. With Texico fire Chief
gasoline in the tank, you get relaxed. What power? What's steed?
Why the fire Chief gas you got can't help going places?
Oh well, I believe in that way. There was no
beautiful yesterday.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I stuped in the taxicat and I.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Told it by for the drive any plates? And when
I got in the cab, I thought, why the fleet?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I'll bet you had an awful taxis there? Oh no, braam,
I know. Before I got in the cab, I was
going to take a nap, you know, So I left
the court for a dollar and a halm. I want
you to be serious, just for a month, Yeah, I will.
The point I'm trying to bring out is the Texico
fire Chief gasoline was first developed for fire engine.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
He said that before.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
It's more powerful than ordinary gasoline. Jim play the many
and then for any knock quality. It has an octane
lading that's outstanding, teeming and glast, but not leave by
any means. It's a quick stogging gasoline for cold weather.
That's Texico fire tea god in all our forty eight
takes no extra price. Wherever you see a technical red.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Dye with the green pea, green tea is done with
three more lemon.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I say beneath you don't understand.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
A thing in the world, but oh I have I
love heart.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I threek will have done. Play the new talk about art.
It will never get the title.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Here's the name of it.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Boott knocking at my door.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
I n nothing.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Amid my god.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I mean get.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Me my namy.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Mean give fat me down me.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
You believe me, you see me? You know what I think.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I'll keep it getting late.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
We've got some letters here to be.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Let's get to it from a few wants to play all.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Right, here's one from Memphier, Tennessee.
Speaker 6 (25:51):
Yankee show boat stopped in our town, and the provider
told me that his entire company is accurate, was composed
of his own child, and every one of.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Them by the party. So on the Mississippi River. If
it's it too, don't you think it's unusual? Dig Mississippi much,
dear Mississippi mud, that's not on your door.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
You say all the acts for his children, and you
say that.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
We're born on the Mississippi River.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
All I can say he is that the man had
fed his pants upon the water and.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Got it, and they got to get it.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Here is here's one some bothe frock the basket.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Here teeth. When I comb my hair stops up it
staying the colt. I would like you to tell me
the best way to avoid falling hair dying glory Lite.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Deal Toby lick, the best way to avoid bailing.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Step simbly to one.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Sigh.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Oh, here's one with a flea from the high listen.
I got time, cak man. I'm going to play sleeve
in cope.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
We'll be with him.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
He teeth.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I had all my teeth knocked out in an accident
and must get some ball feet.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
My wife saw me looking at the storm windows. If
I was trying to select him.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
If he pulled me away, why did he do it?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Time?
Speaker 6 (27:04):
It's nutcracker, seal it nuts fucker. Your wife would probably right.
I'm pulling you away from the store window while you
were selecting your note see notes.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
You must step up, pick your deep you it's good.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Each week, the Texas Company presents over a coast to
coast network ed win The fire Chief, supported by a
cast more than fifty artists, including Don Boys.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
The Fire Chief bought that.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
And Graham Maximate Louis written seeking for the Texas Company
extend this invitation for next Tuesday at the same hour. Again,
speaking for the Texas Company, may I remind you that
if you haven't yet changed to win a grade oil,
now is the time.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
To do it.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Remember, summer warm oil is not only the wrong grade
for this time of the year, but it has probably
thinned out, deluded full of gritty road dust which can
cause real damage to any engine. When you're a serviceman
asked permission to drain it off, say yet, and whenever
you hear the siron and bell, think of Mexico fire
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Chief gasoline. The Texico fire Chief program came to you
from the stage of the task here and destroyed over
the facilities of the National Broadcasting Company.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Hmm yea, here, here you are
From the stage of the cast sitter and destroyed Meexico
service stations and dealers from coast to coast? Is that
the fire, Keith Quartest, don Bury's in the fire, Keith Fans,
Rayam McNamee.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And Edwin the Perfect School. I don't know if you okay, Yeah, the.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Person's gonna be jee Steve.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I'm glad to see you. Do you know what tonight?
You look twenty years younger, But I should look twenty
years younger than night, Brian.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, yes, this afternoon I looked over my books.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And I found out that I'm back where I was
twenty years ago. You're having a lot of honor episode
on you late the actors. Oh yes, Sam.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I even went to a political convention the other night
and they let me.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Throw off the faithful.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
What kind of a seet to make youth?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I told him?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Then you know me when I make a feet Yeah,
I you know. I told him I was Amachis in
a weekly ball Lands and I told him like to
tell him. I told him that I saw a pocket
plant and the seat of the government before. That's what
I have for What about?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I told him?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
In my seat, I said, people who carrying him in
glass bottles, could not sit on, stole him.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
That's what I told him. Well what happened?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Then?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Shee oh what happened?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Some heckler in the audience.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Called me a herring?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
What do you do by that? Kiez?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Well, what would you do? I answered him? Right? Thanks?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I said, what do you mean by calling me a herring?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And my brothers came up with back to being worse?
And I said, send it to my feet, sam, I
really said, one brilliant state? Oh, I say, oh, I said,
I am I talking to the man in the street.
I sat, I know, I suggest I am talking to
(02:09):
the man in the state. The conditions today, I said,
prove one saint?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I said?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
What this country needs is a good five minutes to go.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
But what I see w a conditions around the country.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
How that s how I?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Conditions around the country. For instance, they're using midst for waited. Why, well,
that's so the portions of food. Look fa hien of
you've got me? What's the music got to the well?
The trouble with this country is that the morale has
been dismantled. You must admit that, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
So I think we ought to sing.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
The new dismantle song. The name of it, the name
of it is, then I've got to love dismantle eyed dog.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I heard thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I saw you and the farmer's pray. Yesterday you were
playing an old bowl. No, that was no row boat, Graham.
That was the fight fight? What was the keeps? I
noticed they took you on a line during the drill.
Can't playing? But I had a sort of a drill pick,
you know what I mean? How did you and the
rest of the company happened to split? Oh you couldn't
use the wait flit Graham, We're not well. It's a
(04:32):
hard words level, especially when it happened to see had
trousers pay. You know, there was that company as Savors
that drilled with lady. Who were they? Oh they were
all Spanish warm thattmans.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
You know war.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
What your uncle was doing when he took me the whole?
What he was playing? He was doing when he cooked me? Noila,
But my uncle took chocolate. He told me that lots
of time. Say what took up the parade? I saw
a lot of fellas run out of line. Well in
the wage, Graham, happened? Now when you hear this I'll
tell you why the braids broke up. You see, I
(05:05):
was walking along with him and I happen to say,
we are now passing the finest speak easy in towns.
And one of the fellas said, well, you made, but
we are not. And they broke out a line and
they ran right in there. I saw him doing cheese.
But what they turned around run out of the steaks
(05:27):
so quick? Wayam that? Really? That was the funniest thing
that I forget to happen. I'll tell you why they
ran out of.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
The steaks, my uncle.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
When they got in there, you ordered some lamb shops
with broke the teeth pressed me, you know. And the
way they hollered out to the hard way to holler
it out. Well, of course when the fellas paid the
way they're hollering it out, they ran. They misunderstood him
that well, the way they.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yelled down, he said, cheese at the chops.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Thanks, you are going. Well, we're talking about species. Species
is the name of it is all l the gang's
go over here.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Let us.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Calle who Abby's Vialion scale, who the coning Hero scale,
althemy coming body tybar Tale, who Abby ors Valiance tal
who the conking hero tale as she and the campions are.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
The well.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Hell meters sagon scale or have the concrete Stelle haves
me can body than be doggy Zalan the conge de
spell femic and the champions are the bell the coming here.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
That goes again, that goes. You've just heard the radio
symbol of Texico fire Chiefs.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yeah, I know where them.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
And when you hear that musical note again, yeah, it
will be the exact place. That will be the right
time for me to lead. No, no, it will be
the right time to change oil. Now here's the time
to train off that dangerous summer warn oil and refilled
with the correct grade of Texico packboot proto oil.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Then you'll be.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Sure that your car is protected against the cold days.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
The cop oh, I see, you know you're right and
away from right. Everybody must watch seat.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
He wants to a Russian rail with a long beard.
He went at that grayham and if I fire an
open window.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
You know it started the rain and see it got
wet and then.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's tag bit of cold and it's see it throws
on him praying there.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Now here's the terrible part about it.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
He tried to taint over him dead and he broke
its next.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh, never never mind that. Keep never mind that. If
your uncle has a zy's oil, yet, remind him to
do it tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I will.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
When your serviceman asked, may I drain off that summer
worn oil? Say yet with the correct rain of practice
Texico motor oil. Your car is also.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Technical flows with the first turn of the tide.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
But pray if my uncle never had supper with his
car in the winter, i's that seat well, I'll tell
you every year this time, Graham. Now, my uncle listened
a couple of payments on a car, and the finance
company puts it and stored for the.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Right. Foreg are you? Are you have men to me?
And all I mean to you? I'm standing back. Will
you standing your hand to me? Your day dream, your
hey dream, your glad dreams, your forgat will you that
(11:29):
memory wants me to? Here's what they want me to.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I'm just my man, worry. I'm an opera, all right?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Will have an opera?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Can I program in the pool house behind the hill?
Surname of it? That's a great apple. It's a very
sad Opropray, PRISTI who never had any luck. She is
a sonography, you know, and all her horses were so
full leggeds she keeps falling through their laps.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Now she has no front teeth. Ray, she has found
life just a bowl of cherries.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
And she's ooken her teeth on the pits before everything. Well,
she is the country girl. Now, that's the Graham. She's
the country girl. And she came from that part of
the country.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Where the wide open spaces are men's tends.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Well, she's a very poor girl prayer. In fact, when
her father died all he left her with a bottle
of chin It was the sort of a foot legacy, and.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
She had no money.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
When she lives to New York Players, she engages a
nuded apotment. Even the walls are there. Well, she loves
to play the fry con bone, that's her. But her
room is so fall Grams she has to keep a
door open. The player and her faith day in New York,
she travels around the city. She's absolutely crazy about the town.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
She's extremely sacked too, But that night she goes to
bed tired, but hippie. Well, she started getting SATG team
just one year before and as the opera opens playing.
She is celebrating the fake annibasy of pubgraders. Nice in
(13:30):
the next room is a very poor young man.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
He is a singer player.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
He sings beautifully in the bathtub, but you can tell
by his next that he got a pack. Well he's
The boy is fascinated by the girl's combone playing, so
he calls her on the telephone. He said, I love
(13:56):
your playing. Will you play the jigglow song for me?
And she said, what's the name of it? And he
said the title of the song is the Spirit of
seventy six. She said, I don't know that, but I'll
(14:20):
play the song about the plants that you're used for
the back aches and lom Diego. Well, that's where that's
where the play really gets. That's the big song from
which the O forgets the title.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
You know.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
That's where she plays the famous Planter.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Song Ray over the Hill to the poorest. Now guy, Well,
(15:38):
the second act, the boy walked into the girl's room.
She is supplied and gives him a vacant stare and he.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Sits down on it.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
He said, he said, you paid me, thinking I paid
you play that.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I'll go through fire for you, and she says, where
you should you're not start well, the boy tried to
kiss us. She pushes, and you know she pushed it
right away. Things look black for the boy, but suddenly
the lights go out and things look bright again. Oh
sad one. So the boy says, no, we are very poor,
(16:17):
we can still be happy. So we ordered to sign
a fear and they make a loving cup of it.
It is love and great title. She says, what are
you for a living? And he said, well, my father
is an investor.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
He invented the famous shoe land. I wonder if you
played of it.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
And the girl says, well, I've made the shoe last expression.
And he said, what are you talking about the shoe
lance expression and she says, well, it says what I mean,
the expression shoe.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Lace last last sense.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
And she says, well, my father supers an inventor.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
He said, you better sit down, you will fall over.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Laughing at this.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Over now, she says, my father was an inventor. He
invented a water proof pope to put on the post's sake,
I'm only starting it, no tell the boy. The boy said,
speaking of food, you're quite book. You should watch your
cavories and she said, I sit in them flightening them
(17:21):
fighting the I said. He said, what do you mean,
you sit in the calories fight with and she said, well,
I got to see that twice a week, and I
sit in the cowary well and he said, he says,
that reminds me. Will you play the bambone and as
I sing the song, we are to sing the new
cavalry song. The name of it is carrying me back
(17:41):
to old And she said, well, I don't like that song,
but if we've been drinking deer tonight, it reminds me
of the new home Brew song.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
This say.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
He said, what's the name of the Homebrew song? And
she says, you for men? For me? That boy he's
like that, Yeah, no, the boys. He says, well, I
don't like that song. No, they compromise.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
And what do you think happens to him?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I don't know, okay, that he seems a beautiful, spiritual
the famous Hooltana song. You know the name about it.
The name of it is holds. Anybody here has seen chilling.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Say that.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
The play that I find the couple marriage but they
still love music, you know, She asked her husband if
he can tell the difference between spans music and handle stusic.
And he said, Jess, so she plays a fu bards
you know. She said, now, don't buy so pants and.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
He said, no, don't the handlebar. That's just too much
for us.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
She said, oh, that's suttle shud. Let's go to the movie.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
There's a picture down there called the Essence of Gin.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
The money you're talking about, that's not the essence, the jests,
you mean the breath of a nation. So the next
cage sitting in that way, and the next day the
husband it is looking for wait, and he decides to
get a job at the bank. What do you think
you've done?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
What?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
He starts to look for the bank that can give
some recommendations.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
So he needs the president of the bank.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
The president said, you want a job?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Do you on what base?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
That would you? Wait?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
And the husband said, well, when I was in fool,
I used to play the past and second base.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
The president said the youth break and the husband.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Said, yeah, but wait, let's talk about the job. The
husband replains home only the fine lifting land. He tries
on his arrival home that the store has brought he
and his wife twin beautiful. The wife said, I'll what
we'll do. We'll call and win seas and roper because
(20:52):
they are of the male orders. Why don't that oppen
the husband? The husband said, they look so much life.
Let's call each other and Willie, we're all both of
them willing. Now the twins tide for three days and
(21:12):
the father can't sleep prayer. What do you do? The
wife said, both of the Willie as the grips. The
wife said both Willie has the clips, and the husband said,
oh well, if they had the grip, I'll get them
a couple of road dickens and you can tell them
wherever they want to go. The next day, to get
(21:33):
away from the two little Willy the husband goes to
the du the keeper asking would be like to see
a new.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Sort that jump the rise of the stupid, And the
husband says, to Heaven's say no, he said, I hate thorm.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Then what gave me the Willie?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Jeez?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
It's the time of year when you get the biggest
kick out of a car.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Oh, I know that, Grayham, but the men don't get
kicked out of car.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Kee.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I don't mean now, I mean the real of the
roads on these brisk bottom days. With Texico fire Chief
gasoline in the tank, you get relaxed. What power? What's steed?
Why the fire Chief gas you got can't help going places?
Oh well, I believe in that way. There was no
beautiful yesterday.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I stuped in the taxicat and I.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Told it by for the drive any plates? And when
I got in the cab, I thought, why the fleet?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I'll bet you had an awful taxis there? Oh no, braam,
I know. Before I got in the cab, I was
going to take a nap, you know, So I left
the court for a dollar and a halm. I want
you to be serious, just for a month, Yeah, I will.
The point I'm trying to bring out is the Texico
fire Chief gasoline was first developed for fire engine.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
He said that before.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
It's more powerful than ordinary gasoline. Jim play the many
and then for any knock quality. It has an octane
lading that's outstanding, teeming and glast, but not leave by
any means. It's a quick stogging gasoline for cold weather.
That's Texico fire tea god in all our forty eight
takes no extra price. Wherever you see a technical red.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Dye with the green pea, green tea is done with
three more lemon.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
I say beneath you don't understand.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
A thing in the world, but oh I have I
love heart.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I threek will have done. Play the new talk about art.
It will never get the title.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Here's the name of it.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Boott knocking at my door.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
I n nothing.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Amid my god.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I mean get.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Me my namy.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Mean give fat me down me.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
You believe me, you see me? You know what I think.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I'll keep it getting late.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
We've got some letters here to be.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Let's get to it from a few wants to play all.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Right, here's one from Memphier, Tennessee.
Speaker 6 (25:51):
Yankee show boat stopped in our town, and the provider
told me that his entire company is accurate, was composed
of his own child, and every one of.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Them by the party. So on the Mississippi River. If
it's it too, don't you think it's unusual? Dig Mississippi much,
dear Mississippi mud, that's not on your door.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
You say all the acts for his children, and you
say that.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
We're born on the Mississippi River.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
All I can say he is that the man had
fed his pants upon the water and.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Got it, and they got to get it.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Here is here's one some bothe frock the basket.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Here teeth. When I comb my hair stops up it
staying the colt. I would like you to tell me
the best way to avoid falling hair dying glory Lite.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Deal Toby lick, the best way to avoid bailing.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Step simbly to one.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Sigh.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Oh, here's one with a flea from the high listen.
I got time, cak man. I'm going to play sleeve
in cope.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
We'll be with him.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
He teeth.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I had all my teeth knocked out in an accident
and must get some ball feet.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
My wife saw me looking at the storm windows. If
I was trying to select him.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
If he pulled me away, why did he do it?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Time?
Speaker 6 (27:04):
It's nutcracker, seal it nuts fucker. Your wife would probably right.
I'm pulling you away from the store window while you
were selecting your note see notes.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
You must step up, pick your deep you it's good.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Each week, the Texas Company presents over a coast to
coast network ed win The fire Chief, supported by a
cast more than fifty artists, including Don Boys.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
The Fire Chief bought that.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
And Graham Maximate Louis written seeking for the Texas Company
extend this invitation for next Tuesday at the same hour. Again,
speaking for the Texas Company, may I remind you that
if you haven't yet changed to win a grade oil,
now is the time.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
To do it.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Remember, summer warm oil is not only the wrong grade
for this time of the year, but it has probably
thinned out, deluded full of gritty road dust which can
cause real damage to any engine. When you're a serviceman
asked permission to drain it off, say yet, and whenever
you hear the siron and bell, think of Mexico fire
(28:25):
Chief gasoline. The Texico fire Chief program came to you
from the stage of the task here and destroyed over
the facilities of the National Broadcasting Company.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Hmm yea, here, here you are
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