August 7, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
The Texicoast Service stations and dealers from coast to coast
present the Fire Chief, Double Quartet, Don Worries and the
fire Teeth, Bam Graham mcnamie and Edwin, the Perfect Pool,
(00:28):
the Night of Progress.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Its got to be different.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Leaving Chief, I saw you last Sunday.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
I'm not the country. Hell, what are you doing carrying
that lantern?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well a dark in the country. Ram I was pulling
on a gale, so I carried the land. All that
funny When my uncle was parting his wife in the country,
he didn't use the lantern.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh I I don't doubt that, Graham, but look what
he got.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Well never, I said, never mind that Chief. What I
want to know is did you behave yourself?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Oh what are you being?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Gray?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well, I mean just to keep the commander.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Oh, don't be silly, Graham, I over take the commandment. Yeah,
my great troublers with the amendments.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
That was my fellow.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Oh, I slow the sign.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
When I call on my girl. I fell late, but
her father took us an automobile ships.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
And I had a big goose.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Graham.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yes, between hits.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Cars and the bum roads.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
That knocks the devil right out of me fair well.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I finally got to the riding an automobile anyway, didn't I?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yes, you did, Graham. But the least you can do
for me.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Now and you get on a horse, well, Jeeve, isn't
it true that horseback riding gives you a headache?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
What are you talking about? Riding a horse give you
a headache?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Dam on the contrarry on the contrary.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Prayer well, and once more and more people.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Rode horsemen, there would be less accidents over the weekend
or hills.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Talk is as.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Hell's talking in the past, Jeef. That was before four
wheel break.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh, Bram, I'm glad you said four wheel breaks train.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
That reminds me of a beautiful song.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I'm gonna have.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Done play it. It's about four wheel breaks, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
The title of it is four wheel Break. The nodes
to Mother.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I answer depressions about over I read according to the statistics,
every man, woman and child in this United States if
worth forty three dollars and sixty says, Oh that's true, Ram,
But the couple is we always teach other if I said,
with a big butter, have you got a remedy cheeth?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Well, in my opinions.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Bam, what this country to the ball is the man
who can make the United States failed for fifty cents
on the dollar.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
That's what I'll say. Well, according to you who things
are only fair, Well, it's the peace done fall, Brayan,
you take last.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Suddenly I was down at the beach and a big
fat woman was sitting on the sand.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
And when she got up, Graham, do you know she
left that terrible depression? But the stock market's getting better?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Is the chief?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I don't think so, Brahan.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I understand the five and ten cent stores of putting
in a stock and bond department.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I care about what's the music going to be?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Well, we're talking about the stock market. So I'll have
done played the new injeestment storm. The title of it
is it's the wide stuff that knows the done park.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
And only now you call the noise you're under attend
utting your bount.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Menoyal still anoy?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Well, my main business then in vacuus and in the
land I know you have kill.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Then okay, in Lord ahead on my body.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
From all.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Don't a thing?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Well here's the chief again.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
That reminds me that mind speak, Graham, did you know
that I got here early tonight. I came in a
narrow you.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
In an aeroplane.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
How fast to go, Chief, Oh, I should say about
three hundred and fifty miles an hour.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh cheap, three hundred and fifty miles an hour. Well,
I went about two hundred and eighty six miles an
hour at all, even two hundred and eighty six miles
an hour.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Well, i'd bet I went one hundred and fifteen miles
an hour. One minute, sheep, one hundred and fifteen. All, well,
let's stop talking about it all together.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Don't have me backing up in a minute. My goodness, Well,
didn't you look at your speedometers?
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Now?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I didn't, Graham?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well, Chief in a car with Texico fire chiefs gasoline
in the tank, You've got to watch the speedometer. If
you don't see old needles starts creeping up on you.
Until the first thing you know, you'll be telling some
judge all about fire chief gasoline. This fire engine gas
certainly gets.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
You places in a hurry. Fill up with fire.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Keep watch your speedometer and be sure your breaks through
in condition.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Oh, my uncle has great brakes on his car, Rayham.
They're so good that if he had an accident hit
the man, he can stop right on him.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
With the think of that.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Oh, he says it would like to use fire She's guess,
but he thinks it would cost too much for him.
Oh that's just as the big point chief.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
You tell your uncle.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
A surprising thing is that Technico fire chief.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Costs no more than ordinary gasoline.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You'll not have to pay a premium for fire Chief.
Quantity production and advanced refining processes have made it possible
to sell this emergency fuel in all our forty eight states.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
That's no extra prize.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Oh well, I'm going to write that to a friend
of mine.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
He's got eight automobiles MS and he's had them all
for three years. A man keeps eight automobiles. Well, depression
didn't hurt him, did it?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Oh well, it hit in the way Graham. He's an
automobile Deally.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
And and I A.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
It's cock eyed.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
He's so cockeyed.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Every time he puts a penny in the strop machine.
He's so cock eyed that every time he puts.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
A penny in that machine for toyin gum he gets
a pizza, Chaplin.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
He's cocky.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
As the Cayton rises, we see the hero dressed up
in a lovesuit of Knickabocker.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
He looks like a sports model of the Missingly. His father,
who is the King, is so rich by himself that
he bought sixth radios just to keep them shut off. Wait,
you haven't had anything.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
The King takes his son to the royal doctor.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
He said, doctor, there is.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Something wrong with the son, the Prince. He keeps thinking
that he's a poodle dog.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
The doctor looked the Prince o Veratolian said, there's something
wrong with your son just because he thinks he's a
poodle door.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
He's conceded.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
When you hear this.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
When you hear you better sit down.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
You'll laugh and pall over.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Graham, Well, well, what's the prince?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
The doctor said, what the prince needs is the colored trading.
That's the bright remark.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
The King says, you are right, doctor, I will send
him some moron college. And the doctor says, why when
the prince fight came in here, I thought he was
a magician because when he took a pedal.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Off, there was nothing under him.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
When you hear the doctor, Graham, yeah, this is too
much for the eighteen year old son. The Prince you know,
And he says, offer, I'm going out to play. And
the King says, rough, play with those holes in your pants.
And the Prince says, no, with my dogs. Great a bit,
and don't interrupted there.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
And the doctor says the doctor said, are you fond
of Dora?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Are you careful with your dog? And the Prince said,
I'm very careful. I walk on them as little as possible.
Wait a second, I've asked. The King said, can a
college purt justice? Son of mine?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
And the doctor said, well, if they only give that
kid of your the brank sheet of paper to read,
it'll improve his mind.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Wait a second.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
The King says, well, then I'll send him the college.
But son, before you go, I want to give.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
You one piece of the bike. If do you glacuate?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Son, Always be nice to people who never went to
school of college. If you're not nice to them, they
may never lend you any money.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
To say that done, now, Graham.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
After the second act of the opera, the Prince he's
a college now, he's studying to be a moron.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
But him, jes we find him in the English clad.
The professor said.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
To him, Prince, define the way he and the Prince says,
the way he is a place of pronouns, the way
he is the place of pronoun at all time, except
when used for laughing papers.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
It's like.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
The professor said, that's excellent. Now tell me something about
Watchington and the young.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Dut says Washington, Watchington and the fighting, all the fighting
teeth and faith.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
In the American League. Professor said, that's excellent. To now
one more.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Example in English, give me a send choosing the ways fascinates.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
And the Prince said, that's teasy. President Hoover has nine
buttons on.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
His back, but he can only fascinated you. So the
Prince goes to the natural history class, and the natural
history teacher said to him, how would iron discovered?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Prince?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
And the Prince says, iron was discovered because somebody smelt it.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Clearly in a minute of the absolutely stories. If sus said,
that's fine, you can move up a seat.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You are now next to the last in your class,
and you wouldn't be there except the villageria in his home,
Stace just send.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
The athletic coach sees.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
The Prince and he said to the Prince, I can
use you. You have a football faith. Your features are
in the hovel. But he said, I don't know if
you're limber enough. Why do you walk so siply? And
the Prince said, I'm breaking in some new wonderwear. I'll
die laughing wit here there. So that night the Prince
(16:17):
is so excited about getting on the football seem that
he can't sleep. It seems that he has the four
poster bed, and he keeps to wait all night trying
to make put down.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
No one ever thought of that before.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Well.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
The next day, passing the backyard of the house, the
Prince sees the strip of a girl on the watch line.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Here take her, that's the play us. He waits for the.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Girl to come out of the house.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
She comes out eventually. She is a fleeting vision and white.
She's a traveling nightmare. So the Prince rushes to her
and says, I do not know your name, but you're breathless,
light wines. There are probes in your hair. I will
call you my Virginia. Hands now bred in the slight
(18:45):
act of.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
The app is a festaboliac good. We see the prince
and the sweetheart. They are now love it, and they
are walking together through the fields.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
They pat the naked farmer blending over you know, the
farmer's slending way over here, and they sing an old
rust succeed in the country.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Well, the prince. The Prince says to the girl and
asked for a kiss. She refuses, no, yes, you see,
the Prince says the no that she's just like an
ocean liner. It takes the tub to start her, you know. Anyhow,
she says, we'd better go in.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
It looks like rain, and the princess little dog that
will and little.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Dogs that WoT.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
And she said, what are you talking about? Little dogs
and the rain the little dog?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
The boat rains, and the Prince says, well, puffs at
will and puts the vote. That night, the Prince is
absolutely sabagation.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
He calls on a girl only to find another man
hats the girl in his arms and hunting her and
kissing us. The Prince says, tell that man is tough,
kepting you, and the girl says, telling yourself, I don't
even know him.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
That's to me.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
The pixy her right. The Prince says to the man
and said, how many times did you get up?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
What do you think the man steps pray and what
the man said, I don't know how many times I
kiss him. I lost the finger in the war, and
I can only count up to nine to me, that's
the prince. The prince is so mad, you know, he's
bored at the mouth. The stranger to get angry, and
he bowed at the mouth too, And as they are
both bored to get the mouse, say challenge each.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Other to a drowel.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Well, after the drool.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
The prince, the prince pray and takes the girl on
the darns and said, I have brought you a nonyx
bree And she said, oh, that's lovely. This is so
unexpected at that moment.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
The girl's brought the sixthest has the sixest.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
School.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Oh you know, Graham, I love that.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
That's a beautiful melody. Well, the name of that is
he was dead and she was toughing.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
I mean the merry widow. I got no big stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Welcome on, Keith, Let's get down to these letters.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah, i'd love to.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
All right, here's one from Helena Montana. Dear Keith, I'm
invited to my first picnic next Sunday, and I would
like to be prepared for some of the things that
are going to happen. Do you think we'll have a
buggy ride? Signed Ecstasy, Dear Ecstasy, I've been on a
lot of picnics.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
You may not have a budgy ride, but I'll guarantee this,
we'll have a buggy cake.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
This is I know that.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Here's one from Osklahoma City, Oklahoma.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Dear Keith.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
I am in love with a fellow who works on
a harsh rank here here, and I think he loves
me too. He acts very badful when he's with me,
and I think this is due to the fact that he.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Only understan Park.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
How can I find out if it is serious in
his intentions to me?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Signed flustered, Deep thrust It as your sweetheart knows nothing
but houses.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
If he gets serious, you'll know it immediately. The fight
thing he'll do is open your mouth, sublimit to teach.
Here's one from edgar Town, Massa's Vineyards, Massachusetts deer Chief.
At a meeting of our club last Friday, we were
discussing which was the most popular name of cities in
this country. One says Springfield is used the most, another
says Washington, one says Centerville.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
What do you say, sign tourists, Deep Tullett The most
popular name that I have seen is Godlow. There seems
to be one in every state.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
In the Union. You'll notice it on all the times. Godlow.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
It's spelled d O sl W.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Well, gee, oh, here's one you'll like cheep. Here's one
from Chilipoffie, Ohio.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Deer Chief. I am a boy eight years old, and.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
At Sunday school last week, the teacher spoke about mouth parrarat.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Can you tell me where this martin got its name?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Signed boy scout dere boy scout mount A rat got
a name from a putty cat.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Many years ago.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
There was a cat that stuttered, and as she was
walking over the hill, a stuttering cat said, I smelled
out a rat, And.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Now here's one. Here's one key from Chicago Hill.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
And I, although I had chief rebased yourself, well this
one said there, Keith, what do you think of this?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I put some fire teeth canceling on my grape root
and it increased the sweet fifty percent.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Well, I'll ever said that one later.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
I.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
About the easing of money.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
Ways are all the text that something protect that I
never know.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
The body.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Just what does the United States government consider an emergency
motor fuel exactly. This a grade of motor fuels suitable
for uses in ambulance, fire engines and emergency base This
statement is taken from their pamphlets DVM five to seven
to one, which contains complete specifications for emergency motor fuels.
Texico fire Chief gasoline surpasses the specifications an emergency.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Fuel brimming over with fire engine power.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Think of it the same type of gasoline which the
United States Government specifies for emergency vehicles.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
You can now have for your own use at the
price of ordinary.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Gasoline to pain no premius. Texico fire Chief is sold
at all red Texico pumps and that Texico pumps only.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
And remember July.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Engine heat requires a motor oil that will not spin
out or break down. Text proof Textico is that motor oil,
it is told.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Wherever you see the Texico Red start with the green cheek.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
Each reach.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
The Texas Company presents over coast to coast network ed
Wynn The Perfect School, supported by a cast of more
than fifty artists including Don Boys, The Fire Chief, Double
Fort TETs and Graham Maximumim. Louis Witten, speaking for the
Texas Company, extends, it's in the station for next Tuesday
at the same hour. Whenever you hear the siren and bell,
(27:44):
think of Texico fire Chief Gasoline.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
There.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Music on tonight's fire Saft program included I Got Rhythm, Illinois,
Loyal to You, Lady, Big Good, selections from the Merry Widows,
and Love is sweeping the country. This is a national
broadcasting company.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Three W Yeah, Yes
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Has actually caused damage for your ex
The Texicoast Service stations and dealers from coast to coast
present the Fire Chief, Double Quartet, Don Worries and the
fire Teeth, Bam Graham mcnamie and Edwin, the Perfect Pool,
(00:28):
the Night of Progress.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Its got to be different.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Leaving Chief, I saw you last Sunday.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
I'm not the country. Hell, what are you doing carrying
that lantern?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well a dark in the country. Ram I was pulling
on a gale, so I carried the land. All that
funny When my uncle was parting his wife in the country,
he didn't use the lantern.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh I I don't doubt that, Graham, but look what
he got.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Well never, I said, never mind that Chief. What I
want to know is did you behave yourself?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Oh what are you being?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Gray?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well, I mean just to keep the commander.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Oh, don't be silly, Graham, I over take the commandment. Yeah,
my great troublers with the amendments.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
That was my fellow.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Oh, I slow the sign.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
When I call on my girl. I fell late, but
her father took us an automobile ships.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
And I had a big goose.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Graham.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yes, between hits.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Cars and the bum roads.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
That knocks the devil right out of me fair well.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I finally got to the riding an automobile anyway, didn't I?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yes, you did, Graham. But the least you can do
for me.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Now and you get on a horse, well, Jeeve, isn't
it true that horseback riding gives you a headache?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
What are you talking about? Riding a horse give you
a headache?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Dam on the contrarry on the contrary.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Prayer well, and once more and more people.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Rode horsemen, there would be less accidents over the weekend
or hills.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Talk is as.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Hell's talking in the past, Jeef. That was before four
wheel break.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh, Bram, I'm glad you said four wheel breaks train.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
That reminds me of a beautiful song.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I'm gonna have.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Done play it. It's about four wheel breaks, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
The title of it is four wheel Break. The nodes
to Mother.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I answer depressions about over I read according to the statistics,
every man, woman and child in this United States if
worth forty three dollars and sixty says, Oh that's true, Ram,
But the couple is we always teach other if I said,
with a big butter, have you got a remedy cheeth?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Well, in my opinions.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Bam, what this country to the ball is the man
who can make the United States failed for fifty cents
on the dollar.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
That's what I'll say. Well, according to you who things
are only fair, Well, it's the peace done fall, Brayan,
you take last.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Suddenly I was down at the beach and a big
fat woman was sitting on the sand.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
And when she got up, Graham, do you know she
left that terrible depression? But the stock market's getting better?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Is the chief?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I don't think so, Brahan.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I understand the five and ten cent stores of putting
in a stock and bond department.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I care about what's the music going to be?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Well, we're talking about the stock market. So I'll have
done played the new injeestment storm. The title of it
is it's the wide stuff that knows the done park.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
And only now you call the noise you're under attend
utting your bount.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Menoyal still anoy?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Well, my main business then in vacuus and in the
land I know you have kill.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Then okay, in Lord ahead on my body.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
From all.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Don't a thing?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Well here's the chief again.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
That reminds me that mind speak, Graham, did you know
that I got here early tonight. I came in a
narrow you.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
In an aeroplane.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
How fast to go, Chief, Oh, I should say about
three hundred and fifty miles an hour.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh cheap, three hundred and fifty miles an hour. Well,
I went about two hundred and eighty six miles an
hour at all, even two hundred and eighty six miles
an hour.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Well, i'd bet I went one hundred and fifteen miles
an hour. One minute, sheep, one hundred and fifteen. All, well,
let's stop talking about it all together.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Don't have me backing up in a minute. My goodness, Well,
didn't you look at your speedometers?
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Now?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I didn't, Graham?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well, Chief in a car with Texico fire chiefs gasoline
in the tank, You've got to watch the speedometer. If
you don't see old needles starts creeping up on you.
Until the first thing you know, you'll be telling some
judge all about fire chief gasoline. This fire engine gas
certainly gets.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
You places in a hurry. Fill up with fire.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Keep watch your speedometer and be sure your breaks through
in condition.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Oh, my uncle has great brakes on his car, Rayham.
They're so good that if he had an accident hit
the man, he can stop right on him.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
With the think of that.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Oh, he says it would like to use fire She's guess,
but he thinks it would cost too much for him.
Oh that's just as the big point chief.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
You tell your uncle.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
A surprising thing is that Technico fire chief.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Costs no more than ordinary gasoline.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You'll not have to pay a premium for fire Chief.
Quantity production and advanced refining processes have made it possible
to sell this emergency fuel in all our forty eight states.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
That's no extra prize.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Oh well, I'm going to write that to a friend
of mine.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
He's got eight automobiles MS and he's had them all
for three years. A man keeps eight automobiles. Well, depression
didn't hurt him, did it?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Oh well, it hit in the way Graham. He's an
automobile Deally.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
And and I A.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
It's cock eyed.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
He's so cockeyed.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Every time he puts a penny in the strop machine.
He's so cock eyed that every time he puts.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
A penny in that machine for toyin gum he gets
a pizza, Chaplin.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
He's cocky.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
As the Cayton rises, we see the hero dressed up
in a lovesuit of Knickabocker.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
He looks like a sports model of the Missingly. His father,
who is the King, is so rich by himself that
he bought sixth radios just to keep them shut off. Wait,
you haven't had anything.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
The King takes his son to the royal doctor.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
He said, doctor, there is.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Something wrong with the son, the Prince. He keeps thinking
that he's a poodle dog.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
The doctor looked the Prince o Veratolian said, there's something
wrong with your son just because he thinks he's a
poodle door.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
He's conceded.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
When you hear this.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
When you hear you better sit down.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
You'll laugh and pall over.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Graham, Well, well, what's the prince?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
The doctor said, what the prince needs is the colored trading.
That's the bright remark.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
The King says, you are right, doctor, I will send
him some moron college. And the doctor says, why when
the prince fight came in here, I thought he was
a magician because when he took a pedal.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Off, there was nothing under him.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
When you hear the doctor, Graham, yeah, this is too
much for the eighteen year old son. The Prince you know,
And he says, offer, I'm going out to play. And
the King says, rough, play with those holes in your pants.
And the Prince says, no, with my dogs. Great a bit,
and don't interrupted there.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
And the doctor says the doctor said, are you fond
of Dora?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Are you careful with your dog? And the Prince said,
I'm very careful. I walk on them as little as possible.
Wait a second, I've asked. The King said, can a
college purt justice? Son of mine?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
And the doctor said, well, if they only give that
kid of your the brank sheet of paper to read,
it'll improve his mind.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Wait a second.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
The King says, well, then I'll send him the college.
But son, before you go, I want to give.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
You one piece of the bike. If do you glacuate?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Son, Always be nice to people who never went to
school of college. If you're not nice to them, they
may never lend you any money.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
To say that done, now, Graham.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
After the second act of the opera, the Prince he's
a college now, he's studying to be a moron.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
But him, jes we find him in the English clad.
The professor said.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
To him, Prince, define the way he and the Prince says,
the way he is a place of pronouns, the way
he is the place of pronoun at all time, except
when used for laughing papers.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
It's like.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
The professor said, that's excellent. Now tell me something about
Watchington and the young.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Dut says Washington, Watchington and the fighting, all the fighting
teeth and faith.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
In the American League. Professor said, that's excellent. To now
one more.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Example in English, give me a send choosing the ways fascinates.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
And the Prince said, that's teasy. President Hoover has nine
buttons on.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
His back, but he can only fascinated you. So the
Prince goes to the natural history class, and the natural
history teacher said to him, how would iron discovered?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Prince?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
And the Prince says, iron was discovered because somebody smelt it.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Clearly in a minute of the absolutely stories. If sus said,
that's fine, you can move up a seat.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You are now next to the last in your class,
and you wouldn't be there except the villageria in his home,
Stace just send.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
The athletic coach sees.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
The Prince and he said to the Prince, I can
use you. You have a football faith. Your features are
in the hovel. But he said, I don't know if
you're limber enough. Why do you walk so siply? And
the Prince said, I'm breaking in some new wonderwear. I'll
die laughing wit here there. So that night the Prince
(16:17):
is so excited about getting on the football seem that
he can't sleep. It seems that he has the four
poster bed, and he keeps to wait all night trying
to make put down.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
No one ever thought of that before.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Well.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
The next day, passing the backyard of the house, the
Prince sees the strip of a girl on the watch line.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Here take her, that's the play us. He waits for the.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Girl to come out of the house.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
She comes out eventually. She is a fleeting vision and white.
She's a traveling nightmare. So the Prince rushes to her
and says, I do not know your name, but you're breathless,
light wines. There are probes in your hair. I will
call you my Virginia. Hands now bred in the slight
(18:45):
act of.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
The app is a festaboliac good. We see the prince
and the sweetheart. They are now love it, and they
are walking together through the fields.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
They pat the naked farmer blending over you know, the
farmer's slending way over here, and they sing an old
rust succeed in the country.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Well, the prince. The Prince says to the girl and
asked for a kiss. She refuses, no, yes, you see,
the Prince says the no that she's just like an
ocean liner. It takes the tub to start her, you know. Anyhow,
she says, we'd better go in.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
It looks like rain, and the princess little dog that
will and little.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Dogs that WoT.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
And she said, what are you talking about? Little dogs
and the rain the little dog?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
The boat rains, and the Prince says, well, puffs at
will and puts the vote. That night, the Prince is
absolutely sabagation.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
He calls on a girl only to find another man
hats the girl in his arms and hunting her and
kissing us. The Prince says, tell that man is tough,
kepting you, and the girl says, telling yourself, I don't
even know him.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
That's to me.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
The pixy her right. The Prince says to the man
and said, how many times did you get up?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
What do you think the man steps pray and what
the man said, I don't know how many times I
kiss him. I lost the finger in the war, and
I can only count up to nine to me, that's
the prince. The prince is so mad, you know, he's
bored at the mouth. The stranger to get angry, and
he bowed at the mouth too, And as they are
both bored to get the mouse, say challenge each.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Other to a drowel.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Well, after the drool.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
The prince, the prince pray and takes the girl on
the darns and said, I have brought you a nonyx
bree And she said, oh, that's lovely. This is so
unexpected at that moment.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
The girl's brought the sixthest has the sixest.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
School.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Oh you know, Graham, I love that.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
That's a beautiful melody. Well, the name of that is
he was dead and she was toughing.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
I mean the merry widow. I got no big stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Welcome on, Keith, Let's get down to these letters.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah, i'd love to.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
All right, here's one from Helena Montana. Dear Keith, I'm
invited to my first picnic next Sunday, and I would
like to be prepared for some of the things that
are going to happen. Do you think we'll have a
buggy ride? Signed Ecstasy, Dear Ecstasy, I've been on a
lot of picnics.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
You may not have a budgy ride, but I'll guarantee this,
we'll have a buggy cake.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
This is I know that.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Here's one from Osklahoma City, Oklahoma.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Dear Keith.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
I am in love with a fellow who works on
a harsh rank here here, and I think he loves
me too. He acts very badful when he's with me,
and I think this is due to the fact that he.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Only understan Park.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
How can I find out if it is serious in
his intentions to me?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Signed flustered, Deep thrust It as your sweetheart knows nothing
but houses.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
If he gets serious, you'll know it immediately. The fight
thing he'll do is open your mouth, sublimit to teach.
Here's one from edgar Town, Massa's Vineyards, Massachusetts deer Chief.
At a meeting of our club last Friday, we were
discussing which was the most popular name of cities in
this country. One says Springfield is used the most, another
says Washington, one says Centerville.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
What do you say, sign tourists, Deep Tullett The most
popular name that I have seen is Godlow. There seems
to be one in every state.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
In the Union. You'll notice it on all the times. Godlow.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
It's spelled d O sl W.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Well, gee, oh, here's one you'll like cheep. Here's one
from Chilipoffie, Ohio.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Deer Chief. I am a boy eight years old, and.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
At Sunday school last week, the teacher spoke about mouth parrarat.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Can you tell me where this martin got its name?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Signed boy scout dere boy scout mount A rat got
a name from a putty cat.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Many years ago.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
There was a cat that stuttered, and as she was
walking over the hill, a stuttering cat said, I smelled
out a rat, And.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Now here's one. Here's one key from Chicago Hill.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
And I, although I had chief rebased yourself, well this
one said there, Keith, what do you think of this?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I put some fire teeth canceling on my grape root
and it increased the sweet fifty percent.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Well, I'll ever said that one later.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
I.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
About the easing of money.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
Ways are all the text that something protect that I
never know.
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The body.
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Just what does the United States government consider an emergency
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to one, which contains complete specifications for emergency motor fuels.
Texico fire Chief gasoline surpasses the specifications an emergency.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Fuel brimming over with fire engine power.
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Think of it the same type of gasoline which the
United States Government specifies for emergency vehicles.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
You can now have for your own use at the
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Gasoline to pain no premius. Texico fire Chief is sold
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Speaker 4 (27:08):
And remember July.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
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out or break down. Text proof Textico is that motor oil,
it is told.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Wherever you see the Texico Red start with the green cheek.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
Each reach.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
The Texas Company presents over coast to coast network ed
Wynn The Perfect School, supported by a cast of more
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Texas Company, extends, it's in the station for next Tuesday
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think of Texico fire Chief Gasoline.
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