August 4, 2025 • 30 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Johnson Wax Program with Fiber McGhee and Molly. The
makers of Johnson's Wax for Homeland Industry present Bibber, McGee
and Malley, written by Don Quinn and Phil Leslie, with
music by the Kingsman named Billy Mills Orchestra. When a
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dog bites a man, it's no new. But when a
woman gets mad enough to buy a dog for running
across the kitchen floor every day with his muddy feet,
there's only one answer. Johnson's self polishing glow coat to
protect the linoleum and keep it clean and beautiful. Floors
that are protected with blowcoat are easy to keep clean,
the pup's muddy footprints are easily removed, Spilled things that
quickly wiped up with a damp cloth. The regular use
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of glow coat makes linoleum lassics to ten times longer,
besides saving you so much work. Glow coat, as you know,
is self polishing. It needs no rubbing or buffing, dries
in twenty minutes to a beautiful sparkling polish for old
or new linoleum. There's really nothing so helpful as Johnson's
self polishing glow coat. The dangerous age and the man
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is when he wants to start fixing things around the house.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
And the house we have in mind is that.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Seventy nine wistful vista the residents of Fiber, McGhee and Malay.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Now, let me see what can I work on first? Oh,
I know, I'll go up on the roof and put
up a new area.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Oh fine, well, what's the matter with that?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
We need one. We don't fix that area, we might
as well give up hope, say nothing, Aluma Avenue and Gildersleeve.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Oh it's a wonderful idea, dearie. But why do you
let it go for three years and then do it
on a day when the roof is a solid sheet
of ice?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
How do you know the roof is? I see you've
been up there.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
No, but I walked to the market this morning. I
walked to the market.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, and I did more fancy skating on my goloshes
for free than Sonya Henny ever did for ten thousand
a week.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Now, chucks, f I can't work on the area. Oh,
I know, I'll fix that loose board on the back step.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
I fixed that two weeks toge you did. I had
to before Beulah caught pneumonia.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well that's how can anybody catch pneumonia from a wopley
step by.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Doing a nose dive into a basket of wet laundry
once a week?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Poor Bulah, you know I gotta do something. I just
can't sit around. I got too much pent uff energy. Today,
I'll tell you what. I'll put a new paint in
the basement window.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Which basement window one.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I busted last week when the handle threw off the
hammer I was using the hammer. The hammer handleback on
the other hammer.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
The man put a new glass in that window day
before yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Sweetheart, did he leave any putty land around? Well if
he did, I can fix that hole in the plaster
in the hall that I made when I was showing
Doc Gamble how to swing a brassy.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
That also has been repaired.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Look McGee, if you're a full of pep and vitality,
why don't oh, I know, tune the piano.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I've always wanted to tune a piano. Help me take
the top off the piano.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Mountain, Oh meghee, Now please, you're always wanting to tune
the piano and you don't know anything about tuning a piano.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
What's the matter?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Don't you want me to do anything? You want me
to just lay around the house like a bum.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Did you ever tune a piano?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Oh, but I've watched guys do it. It's a cinch.
Just take the top off the piano. See then you
turn a wrench on them little knobs. Why do you
tap on one key over and over and over and over. Yes,
And when everybody rushes out of the house to get
away from the noise, you put the top back on
the piano and look around for the cigars.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Listen, you better stick to the mandolin, dearie.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
You couldn't stay on pitch shinneying up a pine tree?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Well, dog gun, and I gotta have an outlet for
all this energy. I got a urge to do something constructive.
I want to build something for somebody.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Sit down and build yourself a lap Here. Here's a
book of crossword puzzles you can work on. Thos.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Oh, sir, I'm too restless. I feel like I want
hey I Oh no, I can do that later. But
take down the Christmas tree.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Now.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Don't be hasty about that McGear. It's only the twenty
thirty January. We can tie some cherries on it. And
throw a Washington's birthday party.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Well, isn't there anything I can fix her? A built
for anybody around here? I want to do something.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I can't think of anything, dearie.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Maybe Bulah needs something done, or Beulah Beulah.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Somebody ball for Beulah.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, Bully, you got anything needs fixing?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Yes? I still have my crystal needs a new wristwatch?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
You mean your wristwatch needs a new crystal Buler.
Speaker 8 (05:44):
No, man, I dropped it into snow this morning, mamit,
and all I could find of.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It was the crystal. My guysh that's too bad, Bulah.
Was it valuable?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Nosey's not awful?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Valuable anyway?
Speaker 9 (05:58):
It had a scripting ngrooved on the back of it
to say present it to Wilburt on the trick for
twenty five years faithful savi us in the employer of
the Whisperful Vista Safer's line.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Wilbury probably had the hocket to pay the rental on
the TUXI. We were at the banquet where they presented
the watch.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Do it, Mack? Where'd you get it? Bulah from mister
Wilbert on the trick?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Sir didn't he like it. Bulah, No, ma'am, he said, Bulah.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
He says, you keep this here TikTok to remind you
never to work for no public futil did twenty five years,
he said.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
When you get to that age, they's liable to.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Close up the works and lay off the hands.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Oh well, I was just wondering if there was any
odd jobs around the house I could do. Bulah, I'm
full of energy today, got a lot of pep muscles
are jumping around like a bag full of frog.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
You got something for him to spend all that ambition
on Bula. Well, let me think, ma'am, you had any
spills fixing washing machines?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
What do you mean? Have I had any experience with him?
I invented one, the McGee modern mangle with the building
hanger upper.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
With the building hanger upper.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I designed a washer that washed clothes, wrung them out
and strung them on a line. Had a gadget that
fed a clothes line into one side of it. Then
it pinned the clothes on the line and feed it
off the other side through the window and out into
the backyard.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Well, for goodness sake, miss mcgine, that she'll sound like
a oneter fly deal thing like that. It she'll make
a monkey out of Monday.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Whatever became of this brandchild McGee.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I'm still working on it, designing a time clock attachment
that'll bring the clothes back in after eight hours and
iron them.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
You gonna saw buttons back on Tuesday?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Well, natch, natch.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
What's the matter with the washing machine builder?
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Bad manners mostly, ma'am?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Bad manners, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Every time you take the top off to look in
and slap you.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
With a wedge shake, Well, it can't be blamed for that, Beulah.
That's the only way a washing machine can wave its arms.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
And why should a washing machine wave its arms?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Mister bone, Well, my gosh, if you'd been frozen as
long as washing machines have, you'd be pretty cold yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
It'd been frozen.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Lack of frozen.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Love that man, And I'll fix a muscle.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Hell a hell from the orchest.
Speaker 10 (08:35):
Dry on Broadway Rhythm ex.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Six six.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I might build a bookcase, and oh we got a bookcase.
I might tear out one wall of the dining room
and build in and build in china cabinet. Oh I'm
not china. I let's see. I might be to SATs.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Darry, stop pacing up and down. You got me as
nervous as a twenty mule team with a Republican driver.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I can't help it, Molly, I got too much energy today.
I'm trying to think of something constructive to do.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Why don't you clean out the hall closet?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I can't. Why my mandolin's got a busted G string?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Well, what's that got to do with it?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Everything? Whenever I clean out that hall closet, I come
across my mandolin. Yeah, naturally, I said, down in a
few minutes and tear off a few selections. Yeah, like
pretty red Wing and rock Manonoff's preload sounds awful with
no G string? Did you ever hear rock Maninoff's prayload
without a Well, I'm praid that's not a proper question.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I'm prayed you're right. Look, why don't you go shovel
of so off?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (11:22):
Hello Ella, Hello, miss is McGee, Hello mister McGee.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Oh hi Alice, Hey, you got any odd jobs of
work you need, Dune Kid. Something requiring superhuman energy, a
keen intelligence.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
And a mass a muscle, such as sharpening a pencil, alice,
or winding a cloth well.
Speaker 11 (11:37):
I can't think of a thing, mister McGhee, unless you
want to put a hook on the inside of my
bathroom door to hang a bathroobe on.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Why McGee, you promised to do that a year ago.
I never noticed that he hadn't done.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
At Alice completely slipped my mind, girls, completely, Where do
you hang your bathroobe?
Speaker 11 (11:52):
Now, Alice, on the door knob, but it drags on
the floor that way.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Oh my gosh, I can fix that easy enough. Bring
me your bathrobe and a pair of scissors. See the
door knobs about thirty six inches from the floor. I'll
cut thirty seven inches off your open it'll hang an
inch clear. I don't know why you women can't think
of these things. It just takes a little imagination. Huh.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Wouldn't it be simpler just to lorder the bathroom floor
about three feet?
Speaker 11 (12:21):
Oh no, missus McGee. If the floor was lowered three feet,
the court of the ceiling light would be too high
to reach.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yes, yes that's true, Alice. Of course you could carry
a flashlight, but it's awful hard to get batteries.
Speaker 11 (12:37):
See, I'm sorry, it'd be so much trouble, mister mcga
Oh not at all, Alice.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Not at all happy to do anything to make you comfortable. Here.
How's that north window of yours? Since I fixed it?
Have any more trouble getting it over?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (12:46):
Not a bit, mister McGee. That's nice, But now I
can't get it closed.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh maybe i'd.
Speaker 11 (12:53):
Better put that hook on the bathroom door myself.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Unless now I'll do it, Alice, don't you worry about
it now?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Anyway? That isn't the kind of a trivial little job
I'm looking for right now. I want to do something big, constructive,
something that will last.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Well.
Speaker 11 (13:04):
Why don't you bake a cake, mister McGee? The other
one you made lasted for weeks.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
He wants to do something muscular, Alice, Oh, I have
just the thing. Are you strong in the shoulders and arms?
Mister McGee?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Why, Alice, what have you got the calls for? Simple
brute force, pure peasant strength?
Speaker 11 (13:23):
My fountain pen, I can't get the cap off.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
All right, up and get it, man, that's child's play.
But I needed something to work off this excess energy.
I feel so strong I fight myself. Really, why I
slapped myself silly? Just putting shaving lotion on my face
this morning?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Well, until a.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Sudden surge of physical strength fades away. Pet, you'd better
open doors and things with your left hand.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Oh that's no solution, kiddo. I'm just as powerful with
either hand. Matter of fact, I'm thinking of writing a
book about that and titled what Forever Amber Dexter's.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You get it?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Amber Dexterous, the pund and ball He's funny McGee. No.
I liked it because it was topical, a topic of
Josephs always high for. Hello, mister Wilcox, Hi a junior.
Feel my muscle, Feel my muscle, my biceps? Ain't that marvelous?
Just developed this morning?
Speaker 5 (14:18):
It isn't quite so impressive when he hasn't got his
shirt sleeves rolled up under his coat, mister Wilcox, what.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Have you been doing? Pl signing up for a course
of training with Charles Atlas.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
No, just reached the peak of physical perfection. Waxy muscles,
toned up eyes, clear as a bell, complexion, ruddy hair,
full of electricity, tell.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Me full of wheatcakes.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well, personally I always feel that way.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Oh yeah, why compared to me, junior, you're a weekly
You're big and fibby. I'm the wiry.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Type wiry and well insulated.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Well, now that you've got it, what are you going
to do with it?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Trying to find a job of work that'll work off
a little energy Jr. All the odd jobs around here
are too trivial to monkey with. I got to use
my muscles on something construc. Hey, you know how the
Indian wrestle? Yes, well, I'll Indian wrestle you for fifty cents.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Right here, Molly, here's my point.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yeah, wait a minute, boys, leave us. Not have no
assault and battery.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
This is ah Indian wrestling. Ain't violin, Molly, just a
matter of balance and psychology. You ready, Junior?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Go hell yop?
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Oh my dumness, Niakie, how did you do that? How
you hurt mister Wilcox?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Oh gosh, I hope I didn't bust his arm. I
don't know my own strength today. Get up, Junior, here,
let me help you up.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Oh oh, it's beautiful?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
What onr? What's beautiful this floor?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
What have you got on it? Johnson's wax?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Why?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yes, but why it's magnificent. See how the Johnson's wax
brings out the beauty of the wood. Feel that protective
film that seals the pores of the wood against dust
and dampness.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Imagine that guy four f fifty cents and let you
half kill him just to work in that plug for
Johnson Junior. I'm a maid's.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Glad to meet you.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I'm Wilcox. I represent sc Johnson. Yes, we know, makers
of the finest protective waxes that money can buy. Johnson's
wax is the favorite of housekeepers all over the world
because it makes housework so.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Easy up off the floor, keeps the loams.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Of clean and sparkling, protects wood, leather and enamel surfaces against.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Carlow snap out of it. It's us Fiver and Molly say.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
He must have stunned himself when he fell.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Mister Wilcox, where am I? You're in Racine, Wisconsin?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I am gee. I better tell the sales manager I'm here. Look,
if you ever get to Wistful Vista, folks, look me up.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
All for goodness sakes, did you throw him down that
hard McGee?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Nah, he was faking, that big lunkhead. Let me throw
him on purpose. Where's his fifty cents?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Well, he mindedly took it out of my hand when he.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Left, absent mindedly my classical.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Not sharp.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
You'd never look coming in well, my goodness, doctor.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
Gammon, Hello, Molly, Hello, migraine, migraine.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yes, you go against it.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
You better go easy with him. Doctor.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
He's as full of pepper as a Mexican blue plate.
He wrestled mister Wilcox and threw him clear to Recine, Wisconsin.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
He ought to be in condition. Every time he gets
out of a chair. He wins a weightlifting contest. Careful
air bone bender. Don't twit me today. I'm just in
the mood to give you the old one too.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
One.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
Two is right, sonny. One pass at me and you
spend two weeks in the fracture ward? What goes with
you anyway? How'd you get so healthy all of a sudden?
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Well, he simply woke up with a vest full of chest.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Doctor, terrific energy today, Doc, old heart's got a beat
like a slap base.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Take off your shirt.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Nah, there you go again, take off your shirt. Can't
take a person's word for feeling good. And unless you
drag out the old stethoscope and have yourself an organ.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Recital, he's all right, doctor, Have any days? Can a
man feel full of good? Cheer and ambition? Without being sick.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Not this little man.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
Anytime that's hour Puss turned sweet Ie reached for the
fever chart.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Well, don't worry your old fat head about me, quack Jack.
Trouble with you is you can't stand seeing anybody feeling healthy.
For you, A full bottle of pills means an empty day.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
I wouldn't go so far as to say that McGee.
The doctor never treated you for anything you didn't have.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
I treated him for forty dollars once, and he didn't
have that for about ten months.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
And I still think you overcharged me on that too.
My gosh, forty bucks. I only had that pneumonia on lung.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
And what a.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Wonderful patient you were too.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
The whole staff at the hospital hated to see you
leave when.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
You did, did they really, doctor, Yes.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
They wanted to toss him out on his gluteus maximus
ten days sooner.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I look muscle bound.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Just what are you planning to do to work off
this magnificent burst of vitality.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I don't know, kid, been trying to find some job
around here that really be constructive. I'm in the mood
to build something, to try and well, something that would Hey,
did I ever show you the plans I drew up
for a jet propelled bicycle.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
You never even showed me.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Mege, where are they?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Why they're right here in the hall clock.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
Well there's the job you've been looking for a lemonhead.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yeah, I got to straighten out that closet. These days.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
The King's Men and the Oceania role.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Back in nineteen eleven, Vodeville was in its heaven.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Everyone was doing it, doing it, doing it.
Speaker 12 (20:20):
Everyone was remorless, and gay comedians and banking pants were
followed by precision dancers.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Then upon the stage had a slightly smaller.
Speaker 13 (20:28):
Way happy the quarty.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
And in a star you can't.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Forget they all Man.
Speaker 13 (20:44):
Of Fancy's the way Meli a car was.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
A musical line on the Cruise of Alabama.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
He was there on the Piana and.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
I a face down in the sea.
Speaker 12 (21:07):
When he rattled on the Mellooney. Every sailor boy began
the hollow ship behind with billy cut loose fantasy.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
You want to see it.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Every worm begins the Tristan's worm.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
The ship against the dipper does a course roof turn.
The smoke is rolling black from out the smoky stack.
It's floating up to helm and old come back here
and there you'll see a stool, lamp chair and slipping
around the cabin shopping.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
And then the bell begins to ring, and then the
hammock charts are swinging.
Speaker 12 (21:35):
Sitting at the piano there on the Alabama plane, the
Olceana roll go when the belvey begins to ring, When
the hammock begins.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
To swing, you met a man the dry There goes Billy.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Sail, a blly.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Boy is the real McCoy.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
The ship gozop woop, whoop with joy.
Speaker 12 (21:58):
Thereupon the Alabama sitting and let the old Dana knocking
out a rage rhythm.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Everybody dansing with the rolling on the mighty ocean, with
the gay and.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Easy emotion he plays that.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
McGee, did you straighten out the hall closet?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
No? I just kicked the stuff back in. I didn't
want to waste all this energy on a simple job
like that.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Well, while you dream up something constructive to batter your
biceps again, style upstairs and do some ndy.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Okay, if you hear me scream, just ignore it. There's
a hole in my thimble.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Ah, there goes a good kid. There is another wife
in the world that had put up with me, even
if it was legal. Way she goes along with my
little moods is one of the most come in come
in high mister, Oh oh there teeny to what do
we owe the pleasure of this visit to our humble.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Abode, hutch and abode mischief m and abode.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Is a house.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Sis, we call it that because it's a boat half
paid for. That's a joke.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
It was a pun.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
I ret you a pun? So what you one of
them high brows that snares at a pun because you
didn't think of it yourself.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
No, but my daddy says, the pun is the lowest
form of humor.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Oh he does. He's probably one of them guys that
thinks of hot foot. Is a priceless bit of wit.
But you didn't answer my questions, Sis, why aren't you
in school?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Oh? School's closed? Uncommon epidermist of me, saus, I've ret you.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Not epidermisist, epidemic, epidermicist skin.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Where do you think you get the meesos.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Mischief, touche i says. Touchet says that's a Spanish meaning
you got me? Val, Why aren't you out playing? It's
a wonderful day.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Well, James Jr. I couldn't find any of the kids,
and the playground stuff is all put away for the winter,
And I guess I didn't want to go see anybody
in particular, so I came to see you.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Well that's a very fun. Hey, you say the playground
stuff is all put away for the winter. You like
to play on trap pieces and swings and turning poles
and stuff.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Gee, I love it, mister. In the winter, you can't
see this.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I think you were sent here by providence.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
I was not a bit. It was my own idea.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I mean, you're the answer I've been looking for. You
got a big basement.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
No, but my daddy says, when I get to be
middle age down there?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
No No, I mean in your house. You got room
in your basement for some playground stuff.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Gee, sure we have, I bet you.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
But what this?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
How would you like it if I built you a
trapeze and a swing and a turning pole and some
stuff riding your own base?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Oh g mister, that would be super crime. And when
you gonna do it, mister, right now.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Stand by it. While I gathered up a load of tools. Huh,
let's see now, I'll need a hammer.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
And oh, why you're a Danny cart new mister? Is
that a rip saw?
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Any?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
This is a cross cut sauce? What made you think
it was a rip sauce?
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Honey, County, you ripped your pants in for a place.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
You can't do this stuff with out a few mishapsys. Now,
let's see better. Put this brace right here. One more
brace on this swing, it'll be all finish this Yeah, better,
three hours work I never did my life.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
You were just wonderful to do it. Mister. I take
back everything my daddy ever said about you.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yes, believe me, these things are built in here to stay.
You couldn't drag him out of here with a bulldozer. Oh,
let's see.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Same, mischief. Look it. Look what I can do? Uh huh,
Look me, I can hang by my knee.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
That's very good.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Sis.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I had a disantrilty once that learned to hang by
his neck for no for stealing a horse. A Ah,
there you are, teeny, it's all finished. You now got
a set of athletic equipment that ought to last you
to you're eighty two.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Oh gee, thanks say so much, mischief. Why are you
so nice to me?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
M Oh, I don't know. I guess it's because you
kind of remind me of my wife. Oh, besides, it
was a privileged sis. All day long, I've been looking
for a good, constructive job like this, something to use
up my energy. And believe me, I did it. I've
used up my energy for the next seven weeks. Boy,
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am I tired?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Who You're sure there's swinging wet misterie?
Speaker 9 (27:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
I know, really worked up a sweat, didn't I.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Oh, you mustn't say that, mystery. That is a nice huh.
My teacher says, horse and sweat, men perspire and women go.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Oh, you tell your teacher that when a man works
like a horse, he can sweat if he wants to
help me get off these tools, will you sure?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Oh boy, that was really quite a choice.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
I hope you enjoy using the traffees and the swinging stuff.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Oh gee, I will, I bet you. I'm gonna. I'm
gonna ask my daddy if I can stay up late
tonight and play down here.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Oh you don't have to do that's this, You'll have
plenty of time to use it. This stuff is built
to lat It'll be here a long long time.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yes, but we want I bet you. Huh, we're moving tomorrow. Huh, whoops,
you got your screw driver. Mister.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
If a man is known by the company he keeps,
is a housekeeper known by the house she keeps. I'm
sure you know better than I that the answer is yes.
There are certain homes that just seem to have more
charm than others, A friendlier gleam that you feel the
moment you enter. What makes that extra something. It's not
expensive furnishings. No, it's first of all, good taste in
selection and arrangement, and second it's good care with wax.
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It's really remarkable what regular polishings with genuine Johnson's wax
will do for the appearance of your home. Floors, furniture,
and woodwork take on extra beauty that.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Increases in mellows with each waxing.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Windowsills, Venetian blinds, ornaments, lampshades, and picture frames all are
more beautiful for their protective shield of Johnson's wax.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
And all of these things are easier to keep.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Clean because dirt and dust does not readily cling to
wax surfaces. In fact, when you practice protective housekeeping by
the regular use of Johnson's wax, you're saving yourself many
hours of work all.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Through the year.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Ladies and gentlemen, the March of Dimes is on your dimes.
All the dimes you can spare, from one to a million,
are desperately needed to fight infantile prowsses. This is the
most viciously cruel disease that can strike it children, and
you can help in the fight against it.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Yes, send your contribution, the most generous contribution you can
to the March of Dimes, White House, Washington.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
D C. Don't be ashamed to send one dime, and
don't be afraid to send a thousand.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
When you get out of bed in the morning, think
of the children who can't.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Good Night, good night af.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
M HM.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
This is holiwell Dox speaking for the makers of Johnson
wax Finishes for Homeland industry, inviting you all to be
with us figure next Tuesday night.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Good night. This is the National Book. Justin Governor
The Johnson Wax Program with Fiber McGhee and Molly. The
makers of Johnson's Wax for Homeland Industry present Bibber, McGee
and Malley, written by Don Quinn and Phil Leslie, with
music by the Kingsman named Billy Mills Orchestra. When a
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dog bites a man, it's no new. But when a
woman gets mad enough to buy a dog for running
across the kitchen floor every day with his muddy feet,
there's only one answer. Johnson's self polishing glow coat to
protect the linoleum and keep it clean and beautiful. Floors
that are protected with blowcoat are easy to keep clean,
the pup's muddy footprints are easily removed, Spilled things that
quickly wiped up with a damp cloth. The regular use
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of glow coat makes linoleum lassics to ten times longer,
besides saving you so much work. Glow coat, as you know,
is self polishing. It needs no rubbing or buffing, dries
in twenty minutes to a beautiful sparkling polish for old
or new linoleum. There's really nothing so helpful as Johnson's
self polishing glow coat. The dangerous age and the man
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is when he wants to start fixing things around the house.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
And the house we have in mind is that.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Seventy nine wistful vista the residents of Fiber, McGhee and Malay.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Now, let me see what can I work on first? Oh,
I know, I'll go up on the roof and put
up a new area.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Oh fine, well, what's the matter with that?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
We need one. We don't fix that area, we might
as well give up hope, say nothing, Aluma Avenue and Gildersleeve.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Oh it's a wonderful idea, dearie. But why do you
let it go for three years and then do it
on a day when the roof is a solid sheet
of ice?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
How do you know the roof is? I see you've
been up there.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
No, but I walked to the market this morning. I
walked to the market.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, and I did more fancy skating on my goloshes
for free than Sonya Henny ever did for ten thousand
a week.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Now, chucks, f I can't work on the area. Oh,
I know, I'll fix that loose board on the back step.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
I fixed that two weeks toge you did. I had
to before Beulah caught pneumonia.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well that's how can anybody catch pneumonia from a wopley
step by.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Doing a nose dive into a basket of wet laundry
once a week?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Poor Bulah, you know I gotta do something. I just
can't sit around. I got too much pent uff energy. Today,
I'll tell you what. I'll put a new paint in
the basement window.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Which basement window one.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I busted last week when the handle threw off the
hammer I was using the hammer. The hammer handleback on
the other hammer.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
The man put a new glass in that window day
before yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Sweetheart, did he leave any putty land around? Well if
he did, I can fix that hole in the plaster
in the hall that I made when I was showing
Doc Gamble how to swing a brassy.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
That also has been repaired.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Look McGee, if you're a full of pep and vitality,
why don't oh, I know, tune the piano.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I've always wanted to tune a piano. Help me take
the top off the piano.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Mountain, Oh meghee, Now please, you're always wanting to tune
the piano and you don't know anything about tuning a piano.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
What's the matter?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Don't you want me to do anything? You want me
to just lay around the house like a bum.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Did you ever tune a piano?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Oh, but I've watched guys do it. It's a cinch.
Just take the top off the piano. See then you
turn a wrench on them little knobs. Why do you
tap on one key over and over and over and over. Yes,
And when everybody rushes out of the house to get
away from the noise, you put the top back on
the piano and look around for the cigars.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Listen, you better stick to the mandolin, dearie.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
You couldn't stay on pitch shinneying up a pine tree?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Well, dog gun, and I gotta have an outlet for
all this energy. I got a urge to do something constructive.
I want to build something for somebody.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Sit down and build yourself a lap Here. Here's a
book of crossword puzzles you can work on. Thos.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Oh, sir, I'm too restless. I feel like I want
hey I Oh no, I can do that later. But
take down the Christmas tree.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Now.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Don't be hasty about that McGear. It's only the twenty
thirty January. We can tie some cherries on it. And
throw a Washington's birthday party.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Well, isn't there anything I can fix her? A built
for anybody around here? I want to do something.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I can't think of anything, dearie.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Maybe Bulah needs something done, or Beulah Beulah.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Somebody ball for Beulah.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, Bully, you got anything needs fixing?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Yes? I still have my crystal needs a new wristwatch?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
You mean your wristwatch needs a new crystal Buler.
Speaker 8 (05:44):
No, man, I dropped it into snow this morning, mamit,
and all I could find of.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It was the crystal. My guysh that's too bad, Bulah.
Was it valuable?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Nosey's not awful?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Valuable anyway?
Speaker 9 (05:58):
It had a scripting ngrooved on the back of it
to say present it to Wilburt on the trick for
twenty five years faithful savi us in the employer of
the Whisperful Vista Safer's line.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Wilbury probably had the hocket to pay the rental on
the TUXI. We were at the banquet where they presented
the watch.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Do it, Mack? Where'd you get it? Bulah from mister
Wilbert on the trick?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Sir didn't he like it. Bulah, No, ma'am, he said, Bulah.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
He says, you keep this here TikTok to remind you
never to work for no public futil did twenty five years,
he said.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
When you get to that age, they's liable to.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Close up the works and lay off the hands.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Oh well, I was just wondering if there was any
odd jobs around the house I could do. Bulah, I'm
full of energy today, got a lot of pep muscles
are jumping around like a bag full of frog.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
You got something for him to spend all that ambition
on Bula. Well, let me think, ma'am, you had any
spills fixing washing machines?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
What do you mean? Have I had any experience with him?
I invented one, the McGee modern mangle with the building
hanger upper.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
With the building hanger upper.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I designed a washer that washed clothes, wrung them out
and strung them on a line. Had a gadget that
fed a clothes line into one side of it. Then
it pinned the clothes on the line and feed it
off the other side through the window and out into
the backyard.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Well, for goodness sake, miss mcgine, that she'll sound like
a oneter fly deal thing like that. It she'll make
a monkey out of Monday.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Whatever became of this brandchild McGee.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I'm still working on it, designing a time clock attachment
that'll bring the clothes back in after eight hours and
iron them.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
You gonna saw buttons back on Tuesday?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Well, natch, natch.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
What's the matter with the washing machine builder?
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Bad manners mostly, ma'am?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Bad manners, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Every time you take the top off to look in
and slap you.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
With a wedge shake, Well, it can't be blamed for that, Beulah.
That's the only way a washing machine can wave its arms.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
And why should a washing machine wave its arms?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Mister bone, Well, my gosh, if you'd been frozen as
long as washing machines have, you'd be pretty cold yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
It'd been frozen.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Lack of frozen.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Love that man, And I'll fix a muscle.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Hell a hell from the orchest.
Speaker 10 (08:35):
Dry on Broadway Rhythm ex.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Six six.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I might build a bookcase, and oh we got a bookcase.
I might tear out one wall of the dining room
and build in and build in china cabinet. Oh I'm
not china. I let's see. I might be to SATs.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Darry, stop pacing up and down. You got me as
nervous as a twenty mule team with a Republican driver.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I can't help it, Molly, I got too much energy today.
I'm trying to think of something constructive to do.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Why don't you clean out the hall closet?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I can't. Why my mandolin's got a busted G string?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Well, what's that got to do with it?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Everything? Whenever I clean out that hall closet, I come
across my mandolin. Yeah, naturally, I said, down in a
few minutes and tear off a few selections. Yeah, like
pretty red Wing and rock Manonoff's preload sounds awful with
no G string? Did you ever hear rock Maninoff's prayload
without a Well, I'm praid that's not a proper question.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I'm prayed you're right. Look, why don't you go shovel
of so off?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (11:22):
Hello Ella, Hello, miss is McGee, Hello mister McGee.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Oh hi Alice, Hey, you got any odd jobs of
work you need, Dune Kid. Something requiring superhuman energy, a
keen intelligence.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
And a mass a muscle, such as sharpening a pencil, alice,
or winding a cloth well.
Speaker 11 (11:37):
I can't think of a thing, mister McGhee, unless you
want to put a hook on the inside of my
bathroom door to hang a bathroobe on.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Why McGee, you promised to do that a year ago.
I never noticed that he hadn't done.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
At Alice completely slipped my mind, girls, completely, Where do
you hang your bathroobe?
Speaker 11 (11:52):
Now, Alice, on the door knob, but it drags on
the floor that way.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Oh my gosh, I can fix that easy enough. Bring
me your bathrobe and a pair of scissors. See the
door knobs about thirty six inches from the floor. I'll
cut thirty seven inches off your open it'll hang an
inch clear. I don't know why you women can't think
of these things. It just takes a little imagination. Huh.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Wouldn't it be simpler just to lorder the bathroom floor
about three feet?
Speaker 11 (12:21):
Oh no, missus McGee. If the floor was lowered three feet,
the court of the ceiling light would be too high
to reach.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yes, yes that's true, Alice. Of course you could carry
a flashlight, but it's awful hard to get batteries.
Speaker 11 (12:37):
See, I'm sorry, it'd be so much trouble, mister mcga
Oh not at all, Alice.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Not at all happy to do anything to make you comfortable. Here.
How's that north window of yours? Since I fixed it?
Have any more trouble getting it over?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (12:46):
Not a bit, mister McGee. That's nice, But now I
can't get it closed.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh maybe i'd.
Speaker 11 (12:53):
Better put that hook on the bathroom door myself.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Unless now I'll do it, Alice, don't you worry about
it now?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Anyway? That isn't the kind of a trivial little job
I'm looking for right now. I want to do something big, constructive,
something that will last.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Well.
Speaker 11 (13:04):
Why don't you bake a cake, mister McGee? The other
one you made lasted for weeks.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
He wants to do something muscular, Alice, Oh, I have
just the thing. Are you strong in the shoulders and arms?
Mister McGee?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Why, Alice, what have you got the calls for? Simple
brute force, pure peasant strength?
Speaker 11 (13:23):
My fountain pen, I can't get the cap off.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
All right, up and get it, man, that's child's play.
But I needed something to work off this excess energy.
I feel so strong I fight myself. Really, why I
slapped myself silly? Just putting shaving lotion on my face
this morning?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Well, until a.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Sudden surge of physical strength fades away. Pet, you'd better
open doors and things with your left hand.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Oh that's no solution, kiddo. I'm just as powerful with
either hand. Matter of fact, I'm thinking of writing a
book about that and titled what Forever Amber Dexter's.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You get it?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Amber Dexterous, the pund and ball He's funny McGee. No.
I liked it because it was topical, a topic of
Josephs always high for. Hello, mister Wilcox, Hi a junior.
Feel my muscle, Feel my muscle, my biceps? Ain't that marvelous?
Just developed this morning?
Speaker 5 (14:18):
It isn't quite so impressive when he hasn't got his
shirt sleeves rolled up under his coat, mister Wilcox, what.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Have you been doing? Pl signing up for a course
of training with Charles Atlas.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
No, just reached the peak of physical perfection. Waxy muscles,
toned up eyes, clear as a bell, complexion, ruddy hair,
full of electricity, tell.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Me full of wheatcakes.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well, personally I always feel that way.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Oh yeah, why compared to me, junior, you're a weekly
You're big and fibby. I'm the wiry.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Type wiry and well insulated.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Well, now that you've got it, what are you going
to do with it?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Trying to find a job of work that'll work off
a little energy Jr. All the odd jobs around here
are too trivial to monkey with. I got to use
my muscles on something construc. Hey, you know how the
Indian wrestle? Yes, well, I'll Indian wrestle you for fifty cents.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Right here, Molly, here's my point.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yeah, wait a minute, boys, leave us. Not have no
assault and battery.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
This is ah Indian wrestling. Ain't violin, Molly, just a
matter of balance and psychology. You ready, Junior?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Go hell yop?
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Oh my dumness, Niakie, how did you do that? How
you hurt mister Wilcox?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Oh gosh, I hope I didn't bust his arm. I
don't know my own strength today. Get up, Junior, here,
let me help you up.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Oh oh, it's beautiful?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
What onr? What's beautiful this floor?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
What have you got on it? Johnson's wax?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Why?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yes, but why it's magnificent. See how the Johnson's wax
brings out the beauty of the wood. Feel that protective
film that seals the pores of the wood against dust
and dampness.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Imagine that guy four f fifty cents and let you
half kill him just to work in that plug for
Johnson Junior. I'm a maid's.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Glad to meet you.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I'm Wilcox. I represent sc Johnson. Yes, we know, makers
of the finest protective waxes that money can buy. Johnson's
wax is the favorite of housekeepers all over the world
because it makes housework so.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Easy up off the floor, keeps the loams.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Of clean and sparkling, protects wood, leather and enamel surfaces against.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Carlow snap out of it. It's us Fiver and Molly say.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
He must have stunned himself when he fell.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Mister Wilcox, where am I? You're in Racine, Wisconsin?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I am gee. I better tell the sales manager I'm here. Look,
if you ever get to Wistful Vista, folks, look me up.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
All for goodness sakes, did you throw him down that
hard McGee?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Nah, he was faking, that big lunkhead. Let me throw
him on purpose. Where's his fifty cents?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Well, he mindedly took it out of my hand when he.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Left, absent mindedly my classical.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Not sharp.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
You'd never look coming in well, my goodness, doctor.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
Gammon, Hello, Molly, Hello, migraine, migraine.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yes, you go against it.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
You better go easy with him. Doctor.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
He's as full of pepper as a Mexican blue plate.
He wrestled mister Wilcox and threw him clear to Recine, Wisconsin.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
He ought to be in condition. Every time he gets
out of a chair. He wins a weightlifting contest. Careful
air bone bender. Don't twit me today. I'm just in
the mood to give you the old one too.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
One.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
Two is right, sonny. One pass at me and you
spend two weeks in the fracture ward? What goes with
you anyway? How'd you get so healthy all of a sudden?
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Well, he simply woke up with a vest full of chest.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Doctor, terrific energy today, Doc, old heart's got a beat
like a slap base.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Take off your shirt.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Nah, there you go again, take off your shirt. Can't
take a person's word for feeling good. And unless you
drag out the old stethoscope and have yourself an organ.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Recital, he's all right, doctor, Have any days? Can a
man feel full of good? Cheer and ambition? Without being sick.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Not this little man.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
Anytime that's hour Puss turned sweet Ie reached for the
fever chart.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Well, don't worry your old fat head about me, quack Jack.
Trouble with you is you can't stand seeing anybody feeling healthy.
For you, A full bottle of pills means an empty day.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
I wouldn't go so far as to say that McGee.
The doctor never treated you for anything you didn't have.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
I treated him for forty dollars once, and he didn't
have that for about ten months.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
And I still think you overcharged me on that too.
My gosh, forty bucks. I only had that pneumonia on lung.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
And what a.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Wonderful patient you were too.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
The whole staff at the hospital hated to see you
leave when.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
You did, did they really, doctor, Yes.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
They wanted to toss him out on his gluteus maximus
ten days sooner.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I look muscle bound.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Just what are you planning to do to work off
this magnificent burst of vitality.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I don't know, kid, been trying to find some job
around here that really be constructive. I'm in the mood
to build something, to try and well, something that would Hey,
did I ever show you the plans I drew up
for a jet propelled bicycle.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
You never even showed me.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Mege, where are they?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Why they're right here in the hall clock.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
Well there's the job you've been looking for a lemonhead.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yeah, I got to straighten out that closet. These days.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
The King's Men and the Oceania role.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Back in nineteen eleven, Vodeville was in its heaven.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Everyone was doing it, doing it, doing it.
Speaker 12 (20:20):
Everyone was remorless, and gay comedians and banking pants were
followed by precision dancers.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Then upon the stage had a slightly smaller.
Speaker 13 (20:28):
Way happy the quarty.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
And in a star you can't.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Forget they all Man.
Speaker 13 (20:44):
Of Fancy's the way Meli a car was.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
A musical line on the Cruise of Alabama.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
He was there on the Piana and.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
I a face down in the sea.
Speaker 12 (21:07):
When he rattled on the Mellooney. Every sailor boy began
the hollow ship behind with billy cut loose fantasy.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
You want to see it.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Every worm begins the Tristan's worm.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
The ship against the dipper does a course roof turn.
The smoke is rolling black from out the smoky stack.
It's floating up to helm and old come back here
and there you'll see a stool, lamp chair and slipping
around the cabin shopping.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
And then the bell begins to ring, and then the
hammock charts are swinging.
Speaker 12 (21:35):
Sitting at the piano there on the Alabama plane, the
Olceana roll go when the belvey begins to ring, When
the hammock begins.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
To swing, you met a man the dry There goes Billy.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Sail, a blly.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Boy is the real McCoy.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
The ship gozop woop, whoop with joy.
Speaker 12 (21:58):
Thereupon the Alabama sitting and let the old Dana knocking
out a rage rhythm.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Everybody dansing with the rolling on the mighty ocean, with
the gay and.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Easy emotion he plays that.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
McGee, did you straighten out the hall closet?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
No? I just kicked the stuff back in. I didn't
want to waste all this energy on a simple job
like that.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Well, while you dream up something constructive to batter your
biceps again, style upstairs and do some ndy.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Okay, if you hear me scream, just ignore it. There's
a hole in my thimble.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Ah, there goes a good kid. There is another wife
in the world that had put up with me, even
if it was legal. Way she goes along with my
little moods is one of the most come in come
in high mister, Oh oh there teeny to what do
we owe the pleasure of this visit to our humble.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Abode, hutch and abode mischief m and abode.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Is a house.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Sis, we call it that because it's a boat half
paid for. That's a joke.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
It was a pun.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
I ret you a pun? So what you one of
them high brows that snares at a pun because you
didn't think of it yourself.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
No, but my daddy says, the pun is the lowest
form of humor.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Oh he does. He's probably one of them guys that
thinks of hot foot. Is a priceless bit of wit.
But you didn't answer my questions, Sis, why aren't you
in school?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Oh? School's closed? Uncommon epidermist of me, saus, I've ret you.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Not epidermisist, epidemic, epidermicist skin.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Where do you think you get the meesos.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Mischief, touche i says. Touchet says that's a Spanish meaning
you got me? Val, Why aren't you out playing? It's
a wonderful day.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Well, James Jr. I couldn't find any of the kids,
and the playground stuff is all put away for the winter,
And I guess I didn't want to go see anybody
in particular, so I came to see you.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Well that's a very fun. Hey, you say the playground
stuff is all put away for the winter. You like
to play on trap pieces and swings and turning poles
and stuff.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Gee, I love it, mister. In the winter, you can't
see this.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I think you were sent here by providence.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
I was not a bit. It was my own idea.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I mean, you're the answer I've been looking for. You
got a big basement.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
No, but my daddy says, when I get to be
middle age down there?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
No No, I mean in your house. You got room
in your basement for some playground stuff.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Gee, sure we have, I bet you.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
But what this?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
How would you like it if I built you a
trapeze and a swing and a turning pole and some
stuff riding your own base?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Oh g mister, that would be super crime. And when
you gonna do it, mister, right now.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Stand by it. While I gathered up a load of tools. Huh,
let's see now, I'll need a hammer.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
And oh, why you're a Danny cart new mister? Is
that a rip saw?
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Any?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
This is a cross cut sauce? What made you think
it was a rip sauce?
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Honey, County, you ripped your pants in for a place.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
You can't do this stuff with out a few mishapsys. Now,
let's see better. Put this brace right here. One more
brace on this swing, it'll be all finish this Yeah, better,
three hours work I never did my life.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
You were just wonderful to do it. Mister. I take
back everything my daddy ever said about you.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yes, believe me, these things are built in here to stay.
You couldn't drag him out of here with a bulldozer. Oh,
let's see.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Same, mischief. Look it. Look what I can do? Uh huh,
Look me, I can hang by my knee.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
That's very good.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Sis.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
I had a disantrilty once that learned to hang by
his neck for no for stealing a horse. A Ah,
there you are, teeny, it's all finished. You now got
a set of athletic equipment that ought to last you
to you're eighty two.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Oh gee, thanks say so much, mischief. Why are you
so nice to me?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
M Oh, I don't know. I guess it's because you
kind of remind me of my wife. Oh, besides, it
was a privileged sis. All day long, I've been looking
for a good, constructive job like this, something to use
up my energy. And believe me, I did it. I've
used up my energy for the next seven weeks. Boy,
(27:04):
am I tired?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Who You're sure there's swinging wet misterie?
Speaker 9 (27:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
I know, really worked up a sweat, didn't I.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Oh, you mustn't say that, mystery. That is a nice huh.
My teacher says, horse and sweat, men perspire and women go.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Oh, you tell your teacher that when a man works
like a horse, he can sweat if he wants to
help me get off these tools, will you sure?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Oh boy, that was really quite a choice.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
I hope you enjoy using the traffees and the swinging stuff.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Oh gee, I will, I bet you. I'm gonna. I'm
gonna ask my daddy if I can stay up late
tonight and play down here.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Oh you don't have to do that's this, You'll have
plenty of time to use it. This stuff is built
to lat It'll be here a long long time.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yes, but we want I bet you. Huh, we're moving tomorrow. Huh, whoops,
you got your screw driver. Mister.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
If a man is known by the company he keeps,
is a housekeeper known by the house she keeps. I'm
sure you know better than I that the answer is yes.
There are certain homes that just seem to have more
charm than others, A friendlier gleam that you feel the
moment you enter. What makes that extra something. It's not
expensive furnishings. No, it's first of all, good taste in
selection and arrangement, and second it's good care with wax.
(28:40):
It's really remarkable what regular polishings with genuine Johnson's wax
will do for the appearance of your home. Floors, furniture,
and woodwork take on extra beauty that.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Increases in mellows with each waxing.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Windowsills, Venetian blinds, ornaments, lampshades, and picture frames all are
more beautiful for their protective shield of Johnson's wax.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
And all of these things are easier to keep.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Clean because dirt and dust does not readily cling to
wax surfaces. In fact, when you practice protective housekeeping by
the regular use of Johnson's wax, you're saving yourself many
hours of work all.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Through the year.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Ladies and gentlemen, the March of Dimes is on your dimes.
All the dimes you can spare, from one to a million,
are desperately needed to fight infantile prowsses. This is the
most viciously cruel disease that can strike it children, and
you can help in the fight against it.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Yes, send your contribution, the most generous contribution you can
to the March of Dimes, White House, Washington.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
D C. Don't be ashamed to send one dime, and
don't be afraid to send a thousand.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
When you get out of bed in the morning, think
of the children who can't.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Good Night, good night af.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
M HM.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
This is holiwell Dox speaking for the makers of Johnson
wax Finishes for Homeland industry, inviting you all to be
with us figure next Tuesday night.
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