August 9, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
International Sterling is solid silver. The solid silver with.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Beauty that lives Forever is International Sterling. From Hollywood, the
creators of International Sterling presents the Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet,
starring Young America's favorite couple, Ozzie Nelson and Harriet Hillard.
(00:34):
It's late afternoon as we join the Nelsons at eighteen
forty seven Rogers Road. Harriet is sitting in the living
room and little David is just entering the house.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Is that you, David?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Mother?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
All through playing.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
Yes, Mother, I was just going upstairs to get ready
for dinner. I want to brush my shoes and change
my clothes and clean my teeth and wash my face.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
David, come in here. I want to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'll be right there in about five minutes.
Speaker 7 (01:00):
You come in here right now, young man. I've been
a mother long enough to know when something's wrong. All right, mother, Here,
I am all David Nelson. Look at you. Your pants
are torn, your sweaters ripped, your faces scratched, and your
lip is cut.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Mother. There's something I want to tell you.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
I've been fighting.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
Yeah, well that's rather obvious, to say the least.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
How did it happen.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, you know that boy, Hubert Jones down the block.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Won't me and him not see me and him?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I mean him and me or him and I. We
had a few words.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
What do you mean you had a few words.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Well, we didn't do much talking, David.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
You know very well that fighting in the streets is
terrible and I won't have it.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Well, g you whiz, Mom, It wasn't all my fault.
He said something to me I didn't like, and I
said something back to him. I kind of pushed out
my fist and he banged his nose against it.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
I think I've heard just about enough. You'll have to
be punished, David. I don't like to say that, but
I'm afraid it's necessary.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Oh, Mom, don't look.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
Up at me with that sad face and try to
break my heart, because it's not going to do any good.
I think this is something for your father to handle. Oh, Ozzie, Ozzie,
what is it, Harriet? Just look at David. He's been
out fighting in the street with a Jones boy. It's disgraceful,
that's what it is. You're his father, and I think
you ought to say something to.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Him, David. Yes, Dad, who won.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Ozzie Nelson, you're just as bad as he is.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Well, if David was fighting, he might have had a
good reason.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I don't care what his reason was. Look at his lip,
look at his cheek, look at his ear. I won't
him to grow up to look like my side of
the family.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Now, look, I'm not taking David's part, mind you, but
I do think that every young boy should learn how
to defend himself. And I speak from personal experience.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I shall bet you were a great fighter when you
were a kid.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Dad.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Well, as a matter of fact, I guess I was. David,
did you get many Indians?
Speaker 7 (03:17):
Well, David, stop buttering up your father.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
A fine lecture you're giving.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
The boy, David, your mother's right. What your mother means
is that we just don't like the idea of your
getting into fights in the street. We'd rather that it stopped.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh, don't be too severe with him there.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Now, exactly what happened, David, Well.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
We had a few words, and I hit him a
few times, and he hit me a few times, and
then I hit him a few more times.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
But you did hit him first. And you know, your
mother and I don't like to have you fighting uppercut. Yep,
did you keep your left out and Jeb as I
told you?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh no, Pop, I forgot.
Speaker 8 (03:59):
I told you to keep that left out and Jeb, Jeb, jazzie.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
David. You'll find as you progress along the highway of life,
it's of the utmost importance that you learn how to
get along with your fellow man. You must avoid trouble,
avoid arguments, avoid misunderstandings. But if you do get into
a fight, keep your left out and Jeb. Now, how
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did this thing start, David?
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Well, we were playing baseball and I was up at
bat and this fella said I was a bum wall player.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Well that's no reason to begin using your fists.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
But he called me a little stinker.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Well you just ignore him, David. Names can't hurt you.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Well, then he said you were a big stinker.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Why didn't you hit him with the back? David?
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Maybe you'd better run along and get cleaned up for dinner. Okay,
Mom and David, no more fighting. I remember what I say,
because the next time I catch you fighting, I won't
tell your father.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I'll handle it myself.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yes, Mom, I'll be right down.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Ah. He's a fine boy, all right. I'm afraid he's
a chip off the old block. Yeah. I remember when
I was a kid, I was a terror of the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Oh was he Nelson?
Speaker 7 (05:11):
You were a fat little boy, and you know it.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
It so happens. I was known as Nelson the muscle boy.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
From what I heard, they used to call you Nelson
the bustle boy.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Come on, let's go.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
In to dinner.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Okay, Gee, I'm glad the meat situations eased up. Sure
is good to eat a steak for a change, All perfect,
very tender. In fact, I cut it with my international
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Sterling silver butter knife.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Well, I'm glad you liked it. There, I'll call Gloria. Oh, Gloria, Gloria.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Can you call me mission?
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Sorry, I did. We finished.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Dinner was wonderful too, Oh thank you, I'm Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What happened to David's face?
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Oh he got into a fight with the Jones boy
down the street.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Oh look at your eye, David. You're gonna have a
black eye, just like I got once the time somebody
sneaked up behind me and gave me a kick.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Somebody sneaked up behind you and gave you a kick
and black eye.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I was looking through a keyhole at the time.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Well, I just hope David doesn't make a habit of
getting into these fights.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh don't worry, mom, I'll see you later.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I think fighting is terrible, and I know too, because
my mother and father were always getting into fights.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Oh that's too bad. They just never got along.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
They were divorced twice twice. You mean they remarried.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh no, they just wanted to make sure.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
You know, so much trouble could be avoided if everybody
realized that there are two sides to every question.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Things can be viewed from so many different angles.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
M That's why I ain't ever wear slanks.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Well, learn something else again. What I meant was that
coming to blows is so foolish. The old saying is
still true, Mike doesn't make right.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Noon. You've never been out with a sailor, have you?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Well not lately, Gloria. Anyway, I'll get it.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Yes, that's the kid's father.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Don't hit him?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
What go ahead, I don't kid him.
Speaker 10 (07:58):
You know what Annie told you in just a minute, Hubert,
the man hasn't even said anything yet.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
What's this all about? There?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
He said something hit him?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
What's going on here? Well?
Speaker 10 (08:11):
It seems that your stan had a fight with my
nephew and bloodied his nose.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Oh oh, yes, well, I already gave David a lecture
about that.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Yat today, yachtitud yachtitude talk talk talk hit him, Uncle Peter.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Let's go home.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Now just a minute. Son, you're bigger than David. Why
can't you settle your own arguments?
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Because his hychiatrist says, I'm a delicate, sensitive boy.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Your poor's violence, Go ahead, brush them on, uncle.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Your uncle's not going to hit anybody, That's.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
What you'll think.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Hubert, you better wait out in the car.
Speaker 10 (08:42):
Some of the things I'm going to say to mister
Nelson may not be fit for you to hear.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
What Uncle Peter I want to hear.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
I'm sure your aunt Bertha would not approve. Now go.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Well, okay, I be sure you give him you know what?
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Okay, he gone? Now, Just what is this you're gonna
say to me? Shake hands? You've got a fine boy.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
I'm Hubert's uncle, But Hubert is one of the most spoiled, mean.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Brats that I have ever seen. Oh my gosh, how
can an uncle speak that way about his nephew. Well,
I'm not really his uncle. I'm only his uncle through
an error. Through an error.
Speaker 10 (09:29):
Yes, I married his aunt. She's the one who forced
me to come over here and bail you out. Or really,
you see, little Hubert comes by it naturally. He's always
picking fights with other boys. Then my wife sends me
out to argue with their parents. This is the fourth
mission I've been on this week.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
But why do you go? Oh, mister Nelson, you don't
know my wife? Will you sound as if you're afraid
of her?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Afraid of her?
Speaker 10 (09:52):
If I didn't come over here to bail you out,
she would take me and bend me over backwards.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Now, please, she can't really bend you over backwards, mister Nelson.
Speaker 10 (10:01):
I have spent some of the best years of my
life staring at the seat of my pants.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Oh, you're just like a lot of other men. You're
afraid to assert yourself with your wife. Now look, the
next time she pulls that stuff, tell her off. Really, absolutely,
it's all a matter of psychology. Now, what's every woman's
biggest fear? Having her husband run out on her? And
that's the best way to threaten make out your running
out on her and she'll be a different woman. Is
that sound well, sure, there's nothing to it. At the
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end of one of your arguments, all you have to
do is walk over to the door and leave.
Speaker 10 (10:34):
Are you kidding? At the end of one of our arguments,
who can walk?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Will you please listen to me? I'm telling you it
never misses. Now, the next time you have a little argument,
don't take anything from her at all. Just get mad
and say I'm going out and I don't know when
I'm coming back, And out you go, and don't just
close the door. Slam it. Slam the door. In three
or four hours, you come back home, but don't come
crawling back with a bunch of apologies box of candy.
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Just bust ride in until you came back with some
shirts and ties your toothbrush. When she hears that, she'll
start crying and you can take your time accepting your
apology and forgiving it. Oh gosh, thanks for your bye. Ah.
That's okay. Hey, look out, here comes a little stool pigeon.
You better start working me over.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Why are you doing, Uncle Peter.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
If you don't tell him plenty, I'll tell at berthen
you know what she'll do to you.
Speaker 10 (11:24):
Don't interrupt me, human, it's a fine state of affairs,
mister Nelson, in an innocent little childlike Hubert can can
not go outside without being set upon by a hoodlum.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Oh it's terrible. I'm so ashamed when you should be.
Speaker 8 (11:36):
It is a disgraceful way to bring up a child.
And I suggest that you see that he mends his weights,
or I will be forced to take this up with
the authorities who handle juvenile delinquents.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Oh, please give me just one more chance, sir.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Ah, Why don't you here, I'm uncle Peter.
Speaker 8 (11:53):
I wouldn't throw my hands on another thing. Nelson, You're
lucky you apologize for making all this trouble. I'd really
smash you a good one.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Ozzie.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Are you going to stand there and let him say
things like that?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Well, I'll explain later and don't let it happen again.
Goodbye and your peachievements to Nelson.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Why, Ozzie Nelson, I'm surprised, and.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
I'll stop jumping to conclusion.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
The idea is just standing there and taking all that abuse.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Will you let me explain, please? I was just saving
a poor guy's life, that's all. His wife made him
come over here and do that.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
You mean you let him say those things to keep
his wife happy.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
But what's wrong with doing a guy a favor?
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Well, leave it to men to figure out a thing
like that. Of all the idiotic things, well, I.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Don't see anything idiotic about it. I just helped him out,
that's all. Besides, if men are idiotic, what are women? Oh?
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Go on, go on, It's just about time to bring
up women drivers to prove your point, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Oh it isn't. I happen to think that women drivers
drive very well, considering they keep their eyes closed in treat.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Well, it happens to be a well known fact that
men are sillier than women.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
It does.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yes, ask any woman, Harriet.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Maybe you're right at that, Maybe men are sillier than women.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Oh so you finally admit.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
It, Yes, sir, they must be sillier than women, because
look how silly women are and men marry them. Oh
why are there? I'm not the tied to argue. I
happen to know. There's only one way for a husband
to handle a situation like this, and that's this way.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Goodbye, Oh Hussie, how's he come back?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
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Speaker 11 (15:00):
Dude, you do, dude.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Dude, No, it's time bur lovely singing stars. The four
famous king Sisters going to.
Speaker 12 (15:17):
Take can send a man journey, going to send my
heart at going to take sad Man's journey to renew
all Mamory got the bag.
Speaker 11 (15:35):
Got the reservation, I spendish time, my good uncle.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Yild the wild and reservation and long he that.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
Seven, that's the time relieve as seven come never mind
railroad track it takes.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Me back guide the thought my.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Hearty's yearn.
Speaker 12 (16:07):
Why did I decide to roll on the take because
then a.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Metal journey send a man journey back home? Seven?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Last the time, release us.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
I'll be waiting off for heever.
Speaker 10 (16:34):
Come never mind frim road track that take me back?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Never ing paesel journey.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
Why did I decide to I'm going to take because
then a metal journey, save a man journey back home,
send a medal, Jenny, I'm going home.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Let's get back to Ozzy and Harriet. Shall we. There's
been a little quarrel at the Nelson household this evening. Oh,
I can't believe it's anything serious, but yet, well gosh,
Ozzie did walk out and slam the door, and well
we'll see you. As our scene opens, Ozzy is mumbling
his way down the street.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Sometimes you just gotta put your foot down, Oh, Hello,
Emmy Lou.
Speaker 9 (17:47):
I'm sorry I can't stop to speak to you today,
mister Nelson. I simply got to meet my girlfriend downtown.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I've got to fly well.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Run right along, Emmy Lou. I got nothing on my
mind right now except a lot of domestic trouble anyway,
good bye, mister.
Speaker 9 (17:59):
Did you say domestic trouble?
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Oh? Well, it's nothing serious, emmy, nothing to get excited
about it. All that happened was missus Nelson and I
had a little difference of opinion.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Oh is that all?
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Yes? Although that really does create sort of a problem.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
You call that a problem?
Speaker 9 (18:14):
Mister Nelson, just put yourself in my shoes. How would
you like to meet a boy that you fell in
love with at first sight? And he fell in love
with you too, and he kept saying he loved you,
but he couldn't get married because he was supporting his
little sister. And then you found out he didn't even
have a little sister, that it was all.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Lies, lies, lies.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Is that what happened to you?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Well?
Speaker 9 (18:33):
No, but I've got a blind eight for tomorrow and
you never can tell.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
I mean, I'm afraid you didn't quite understand my problem.
You see, I walk out of the house in the
middle of an argument before, and I'm depending on psychology
to force missus Nelson to make the first move.
Speaker 9 (18:51):
You mean you're going back in the house and make up.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Oh no, that's where the psychology comes in. Now. The
average husband would come crawling back with a box of
candy and a lot of apologies. Not me. I use
the hard to get method. The old psychology never fails. Well,
see you late, Emmy.
Speaker 9 (19:07):
Lou Bye, mister Nelson. I hope you won't be too
lonesome tonight.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Are you kidding? I'm on away now to call a
few of my friends and have a poker game or something.
There's plenty to do. Probably be a big night for me. Oh, Charlie,
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now this is Ozzy. That's a right. Yeah. I haven't
talked to you in months. Let's new really today? Oh? Well, congratulations?
What is it a boy? Ah? That's well, And I
don't suppose you'd be interested in the game tonight. Well, anyway,
it's been nice speaking to you, Charlie. I haven't talked
to you in months. Oh. By the way, this new
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edition's number four, isn't it? What number nine? Say? I
haven't talked to you in years that takes care of Charlie,
say Don couldn't make it, or Harold or Ben. I
think I'll give Allery. Hello, Al, this is Ozzy. Yeah,
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how about a little poker tonight or a night baseball
game or something. Hmm promise your wife? What, well, just
tell her you'll take it to the movie some other time. No,
of course, I'm not drunk. There's nothing wrong with a
guy going out without his wife once in a while,
is there. Men want to assert themselves a little more
than their wives that appreciate him. Hmm. Well, no, I'm
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not making this call from my house. Okay, what, Oh,
don't worry about me. There are plenty of bright spots
open song, Al, Callie all these hen pick guys. I
know what I'll do. I'll call George or Cal always
on the loose, Gallioli's handpicked guys. This solitaire is not
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a bad game at that. Let's see how much I
lost to myself. M h gee, I'd really be in
a hole if I hadn't cheated a little. I'm sorry, sir.
The library closes at nine thirty. Oh, thank you, thank you. Well.
I guess I've let Harriet suffer enough. I might as
well go home and accept for apologies.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Is that you, Ozzie? Yes, did you come back for something?
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Oh? I think I'll stay downtown tonight.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Fine, that'll be a break for me. You've been snoring lately.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
I just came back to get my other suit and
some shirts and ties. I'll go upstairs and get them now,
Who don't bother.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
I packed a suitcase for you with your things in it.
It's right there by the doorway.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Oh, yes, thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
What's the matter. Don't you like the suitcase? Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Yes, yes, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Let's fine. I suppose you've been having a big time.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Oh. I just hit a few of the high spots,
dropped into the Macombo, and then over the Trocadero and
from there to CEO's. Did you dance, Well, just a
couple of turns around the floor at each place with
anyone I know. No, No, just a couple of cute
little girls I happen to meet. They weren't particularly brilliant conversationless,
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but they certainly were They certainly.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Were good dancers.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Well, it was so crowded, we just stood in the
middle of the floor and vibrated a little.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Oh well, that sounds like fun.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Yes, yes, I it was. I guess well, i'd I'd
better be going. I say, I'd better be going. Goodbye, goodbye.
If if you ever need me for anything the faucett
may start to leak again, you can reach me by
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putting an ad in the persons signed lonely. I'll come
from wherever I am.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
I I put your toothbrush and the razor in the
suitcase too.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Oh you needn't have bothered with my razor. I don't
think I'll be shaving. Well, goodbye, goodbye.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
H what's that you're hiding in back of you?
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Right? What do you mean? Huh?
Speaker 7 (24:09):
Oh, I'm sorry, it's silly. I mean I just thought
for a minute it was it was a box of candy.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
How can a woman be married to a man for
ten years almost know so little about his character? Don't
you realize that if I brought home a box of
candy to you, it would be an admission of defeat.
It would be like saying, I'm sorry, forgive me.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
What is that behind your back?
Speaker 5 (24:36):
A box of candy? I'm sorry, darling, forgive me.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Oh no, it was all my fault. I was so stubborn.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Oh, but you were right all the time.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
No, I was wrong, You were right?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
And why didn't you apologize back in that suitcase? You
would have let me leave, wouldn't you. But I never
want to see that suitcase again. I'm gonna throw it
out right now here.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I'll give you a hammer.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
A hammer.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yes, the suitcase is nailed to the floor.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
I knew I should have held out just a little longer.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Ozzie and Harriet will be back in a moment.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Mister Smith, mister Smith, how about me?
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
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Harriet again.
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and prepared in accordance with local requirements. Thanks a lot, folks,
Good night.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Night, folks.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
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Speaker 5 (29:19):
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It's late afternoon as we join the Nelsons at eighteen
forty seven Rogers Road. Harriet is sitting in the living
room and little David is just entering the house.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Is that you, David?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Mother?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
All through playing.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
Yes, Mother, I was just going upstairs to get ready
for dinner. I want to brush my shoes and change
my clothes and clean my teeth and wash my face.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
David, come in here. I want to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'll be right there in about five minutes.
Speaker 7 (01:00):
You come in here right now, young man. I've been
a mother long enough to know when something's wrong. All right, mother, Here,
I am all David Nelson. Look at you. Your pants
are torn, your sweaters ripped, your faces scratched, and your
lip is cut.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Mother. There's something I want to tell you.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
I've been fighting.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
Yeah, well that's rather obvious, to say the least.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
How did it happen.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, you know that boy, Hubert Jones down the block.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Won't me and him not see me and him?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I mean him and me or him and I. We
had a few words.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
What do you mean you had a few words.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Well, we didn't do much talking, David.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
You know very well that fighting in the streets is
terrible and I won't have it.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Well, g you whiz, Mom, It wasn't all my fault.
He said something to me I didn't like, and I
said something back to him. I kind of pushed out
my fist and he banged his nose against it.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
I think I've heard just about enough. You'll have to
be punished, David. I don't like to say that, but
I'm afraid it's necessary.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Oh, Mom, don't look.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
Up at me with that sad face and try to
break my heart, because it's not going to do any good.
I think this is something for your father to handle. Oh, Ozzie, Ozzie,
what is it, Harriet? Just look at David. He's been
out fighting in the street with a Jones boy. It's disgraceful,
that's what it is. You're his father, and I think
you ought to say something to.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Him, David. Yes, Dad, who won.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Ozzie Nelson, you're just as bad as he is.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Well, if David was fighting, he might have had a
good reason.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I don't care what his reason was. Look at his lip,
look at his cheek, look at his ear. I won't
him to grow up to look like my side of
the family.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Now, look, I'm not taking David's part, mind you, but
I do think that every young boy should learn how
to defend himself. And I speak from personal experience.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I shall bet you were a great fighter when you
were a kid.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Dad.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Well, as a matter of fact, I guess I was. David,
did you get many Indians?
Speaker 7 (03:17):
Well, David, stop buttering up your father.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
A fine lecture you're giving.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
The boy, David, your mother's right. What your mother means
is that we just don't like the idea of your
getting into fights in the street. We'd rather that it stopped.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh, don't be too severe with him there.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Now, exactly what happened, David, Well.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
We had a few words, and I hit him a
few times, and he hit me a few times, and
then I hit him a few more times.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
But you did hit him first. And you know, your
mother and I don't like to have you fighting uppercut. Yep,
did you keep your left out and Jeb as I
told you?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh no, Pop, I forgot.
Speaker 8 (03:59):
I told you to keep that left out and Jeb, Jeb, jazzie.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
David. You'll find as you progress along the highway of life,
it's of the utmost importance that you learn how to
get along with your fellow man. You must avoid trouble,
avoid arguments, avoid misunderstandings. But if you do get into
a fight, keep your left out and Jeb. Now, how
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did this thing start, David?
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Well, we were playing baseball and I was up at
bat and this fella said I was a bum wall player.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Well that's no reason to begin using your fists.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
But he called me a little stinker.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Well you just ignore him, David. Names can't hurt you.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Well, then he said you were a big stinker.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Why didn't you hit him with the back? David?
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Maybe you'd better run along and get cleaned up for dinner. Okay,
Mom and David, no more fighting. I remember what I say,
because the next time I catch you fighting, I won't
tell your father.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I'll handle it myself.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yes, Mom, I'll be right down.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Ah. He's a fine boy, all right. I'm afraid he's
a chip off the old block. Yeah. I remember when
I was a kid, I was a terror of the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Oh was he Nelson?
Speaker 7 (05:11):
You were a fat little boy, and you know it.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
It so happens. I was known as Nelson the muscle boy.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
From what I heard, they used to call you Nelson
the bustle boy.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Come on, let's go.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
In to dinner.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Okay, Gee, I'm glad the meat situations eased up. Sure
is good to eat a steak for a change, All perfect,
very tender. In fact, I cut it with my international
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Sterling silver butter knife.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Well, I'm glad you liked it. There, I'll call Gloria. Oh, Gloria, Gloria.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Can you call me mission?
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Sorry, I did. We finished.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Dinner was wonderful too, Oh thank you, I'm Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
What happened to David's face?
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Oh he got into a fight with the Jones boy
down the street.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Oh look at your eye, David. You're gonna have a
black eye, just like I got once the time somebody
sneaked up behind me and gave me a kick.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Somebody sneaked up behind you and gave you a kick
and black eye.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I was looking through a keyhole at the time.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Well, I just hope David doesn't make a habit of
getting into these fights.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh don't worry, mom, I'll see you later.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I think fighting is terrible, and I know too, because
my mother and father were always getting into fights.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Oh that's too bad. They just never got along.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
They were divorced twice twice. You mean they remarried.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh no, they just wanted to make sure.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
You know, so much trouble could be avoided if everybody
realized that there are two sides to every question.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Things can be viewed from so many different angles.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
M That's why I ain't ever wear slanks.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Well, learn something else again. What I meant was that
coming to blows is so foolish. The old saying is
still true, Mike doesn't make right.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Noon. You've never been out with a sailor, have you?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Well not lately, Gloria. Anyway, I'll get it.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Yes, that's the kid's father.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Don't hit him?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
What go ahead, I don't kid him.
Speaker 10 (07:58):
You know what Annie told you in just a minute, Hubert,
the man hasn't even said anything yet.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
What's this all about? There?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
He said something hit him?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
What's going on here? Well?
Speaker 10 (08:11):
It seems that your stan had a fight with my
nephew and bloodied his nose.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Oh oh, yes, well, I already gave David a lecture
about that.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Yat today, yachtitud yachtitude talk talk talk hit him, Uncle Peter.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Let's go home.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Now just a minute. Son, you're bigger than David. Why
can't you settle your own arguments?
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Because his hychiatrist says, I'm a delicate, sensitive boy.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Your poor's violence, Go ahead, brush them on, uncle.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Your uncle's not going to hit anybody, That's.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
What you'll think.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Hubert, you better wait out in the car.
Speaker 10 (08:42):
Some of the things I'm going to say to mister
Nelson may not be fit for you to hear.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
What Uncle Peter I want to hear.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
I'm sure your aunt Bertha would not approve. Now go.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Well, okay, I be sure you give him you know what?
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Okay, he gone? Now, Just what is this you're gonna
say to me? Shake hands? You've got a fine boy.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
I'm Hubert's uncle, But Hubert is one of the most spoiled, mean.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Brats that I have ever seen. Oh my gosh, how
can an uncle speak that way about his nephew. Well,
I'm not really his uncle. I'm only his uncle through
an error. Through an error.
Speaker 10 (09:29):
Yes, I married his aunt. She's the one who forced
me to come over here and bail you out. Or really,
you see, little Hubert comes by it naturally. He's always
picking fights with other boys. Then my wife sends me
out to argue with their parents. This is the fourth
mission I've been on this week.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
But why do you go? Oh, mister Nelson, you don't
know my wife? Will you sound as if you're afraid
of her?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Afraid of her?
Speaker 10 (09:52):
If I didn't come over here to bail you out,
she would take me and bend me over backwards.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Now, please, she can't really bend you over backwards, mister Nelson.
Speaker 10 (10:01):
I have spent some of the best years of my
life staring at the seat of my pants.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Oh, you're just like a lot of other men. You're
afraid to assert yourself with your wife. Now look, the
next time she pulls that stuff, tell her off. Really, absolutely,
it's all a matter of psychology. Now, what's every woman's
biggest fear? Having her husband run out on her? And
that's the best way to threaten make out your running
out on her and she'll be a different woman. Is
that sound well, sure, there's nothing to it. At the
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end of one of your arguments, all you have to
do is walk over to the door and leave.
Speaker 10 (10:34):
Are you kidding? At the end of one of our arguments,
who can walk?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Will you please listen to me? I'm telling you it
never misses. Now, the next time you have a little argument,
don't take anything from her at all. Just get mad
and say I'm going out and I don't know when
I'm coming back, And out you go, and don't just
close the door. Slam it. Slam the door. In three
or four hours, you come back home, but don't come
crawling back with a bunch of apologies box of candy.
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Just bust ride in until you came back with some
shirts and ties your toothbrush. When she hears that, she'll
start crying and you can take your time accepting your
apology and forgiving it. Oh gosh, thanks for your bye. Ah.
That's okay. Hey, look out, here comes a little stool pigeon.
You better start working me over.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Why are you doing, Uncle Peter.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
If you don't tell him plenty, I'll tell at berthen
you know what she'll do to you.
Speaker 10 (11:24):
Don't interrupt me, human, it's a fine state of affairs,
mister Nelson, in an innocent little childlike Hubert can can
not go outside without being set upon by a hoodlum.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Oh it's terrible. I'm so ashamed when you should be.
Speaker 8 (11:36):
It is a disgraceful way to bring up a child.
And I suggest that you see that he mends his weights,
or I will be forced to take this up with
the authorities who handle juvenile delinquents.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Oh, please give me just one more chance, sir.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Ah, Why don't you here, I'm uncle Peter.
Speaker 8 (11:53):
I wouldn't throw my hands on another thing. Nelson, You're
lucky you apologize for making all this trouble. I'd really
smash you a good one.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Ozzie.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Are you going to stand there and let him say
things like that?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Well, I'll explain later and don't let it happen again.
Goodbye and your peachievements to Nelson.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Why, Ozzie Nelson, I'm surprised, and.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
I'll stop jumping to conclusion.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
The idea is just standing there and taking all that abuse.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Will you let me explain, please? I was just saving
a poor guy's life, that's all. His wife made him
come over here and do that.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
You mean you let him say those things to keep
his wife happy.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
But what's wrong with doing a guy a favor?
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Well, leave it to men to figure out a thing
like that. Of all the idiotic things, well, I.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Don't see anything idiotic about it. I just helped him out,
that's all. Besides, if men are idiotic, what are women? Oh?
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Go on, go on, It's just about time to bring
up women drivers to prove your point, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Oh it isn't. I happen to think that women drivers
drive very well, considering they keep their eyes closed in treat.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Well, it happens to be a well known fact that
men are sillier than women.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
It does.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yes, ask any woman, Harriet.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Maybe you're right at that, Maybe men are sillier than women.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Oh so you finally admit.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
It, Yes, sir, they must be sillier than women, because
look how silly women are and men marry them. Oh
why are there? I'm not the tied to argue. I
happen to know. There's only one way for a husband
to handle a situation like this, and that's this way.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Goodbye, Oh Hussie, how's he come back?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yes, you forgot your half.
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Speaker 11 (15:00):
Dude, you do, dude.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Dude, No, it's time bur lovely singing stars. The four
famous king Sisters going to.
Speaker 12 (15:17):
Take can send a man journey, going to send my
heart at going to take sad Man's journey to renew
all Mamory got the bag.
Speaker 11 (15:35):
Got the reservation, I spendish time, my good uncle.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Yild the wild and reservation and long he that.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
Seven, that's the time relieve as seven come never mind
railroad track it takes.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Me back guide the thought my.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Hearty's yearn.
Speaker 12 (16:07):
Why did I decide to roll on the take because
then a.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Metal journey send a man journey back home? Seven?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Last the time, release us.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
I'll be waiting off for heever.
Speaker 10 (16:34):
Come never mind frim road track that take me back?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Never ing paesel journey.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
Why did I decide to I'm going to take because
then a metal journey, save a man journey back home,
send a medal, Jenny, I'm going home.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Now.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Let's get back to Ozzy and Harriet. Shall we. There's
been a little quarrel at the Nelson household this evening. Oh,
I can't believe it's anything serious, but yet, well gosh,
Ozzie did walk out and slam the door, and well
we'll see you. As our scene opens, Ozzy is mumbling
his way down the street.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Sometimes you just gotta put your foot down, Oh, Hello,
Emmy Lou.
Speaker 9 (17:47):
I'm sorry I can't stop to speak to you today,
mister Nelson. I simply got to meet my girlfriend downtown.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I've got to fly well.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Run right along, Emmy Lou. I got nothing on my
mind right now except a lot of domestic trouble anyway,
good bye, mister.
Speaker 9 (17:59):
Did you say domestic trouble?
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Oh? Well, it's nothing serious, emmy, nothing to get excited
about it. All that happened was missus Nelson and I
had a little difference of opinion.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Oh is that all?
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Yes? Although that really does create sort of a problem.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
You call that a problem?
Speaker 9 (18:14):
Mister Nelson, just put yourself in my shoes. How would
you like to meet a boy that you fell in
love with at first sight? And he fell in love
with you too, and he kept saying he loved you,
but he couldn't get married because he was supporting his
little sister. And then you found out he didn't even
have a little sister, that it was all.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Lies, lies, lies.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Is that what happened to you?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Well?
Speaker 9 (18:33):
No, but I've got a blind eight for tomorrow and
you never can tell.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
I mean, I'm afraid you didn't quite understand my problem.
You see, I walk out of the house in the
middle of an argument before, and I'm depending on psychology
to force missus Nelson to make the first move.
Speaker 9 (18:51):
You mean you're going back in the house and make up.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Oh no, that's where the psychology comes in. Now. The
average husband would come crawling back with a box of
candy and a lot of apologies. Not me. I use
the hard to get method. The old psychology never fails. Well,
see you late, Emmy.
Speaker 9 (19:07):
Lou Bye, mister Nelson. I hope you won't be too
lonesome tonight.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Are you kidding? I'm on away now to call a
few of my friends and have a poker game or something.
There's plenty to do. Probably be a big night for me. Oh, Charlie,
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now this is Ozzy. That's a right. Yeah. I haven't
talked to you in months. Let's new really today? Oh? Well, congratulations?
What is it a boy? Ah? That's well, And I
don't suppose you'd be interested in the game tonight. Well, anyway,
it's been nice speaking to you, Charlie. I haven't talked
to you in months. Oh. By the way, this new
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edition's number four, isn't it? What number nine? Say? I
haven't talked to you in years that takes care of Charlie,
say Don couldn't make it, or Harold or Ben. I
think I'll give Allery. Hello, Al, this is Ozzy. Yeah,
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how about a little poker tonight or a night baseball
game or something. Hmm promise your wife? What, well, just
tell her you'll take it to the movie some other time. No,
of course, I'm not drunk. There's nothing wrong with a
guy going out without his wife once in a while,
is there. Men want to assert themselves a little more
than their wives that appreciate him. Hmm. Well, no, I'm
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not making this call from my house. Okay, what, Oh,
don't worry about me. There are plenty of bright spots
open song, Al, Callie all these hen pick guys. I
know what I'll do. I'll call George or Cal always
on the loose, Gallioli's handpicked guys. This solitaire is not
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a bad game at that. Let's see how much I
lost to myself. M h gee, I'd really be in
a hole if I hadn't cheated a little. I'm sorry, sir.
The library closes at nine thirty. Oh, thank you, thank you. Well.
I guess I've let Harriet suffer enough. I might as
well go home and accept for apologies.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Is that you, Ozzie? Yes, did you come back for something?
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Oh? I think I'll stay downtown tonight.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Fine, that'll be a break for me. You've been snoring lately.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
I just came back to get my other suit and
some shirts and ties. I'll go upstairs and get them now,
Who don't bother.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
I packed a suitcase for you with your things in it.
It's right there by the doorway.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Oh, yes, thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
What's the matter. Don't you like the suitcase? Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Yes, yes, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Let's fine. I suppose you've been having a big time.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Oh. I just hit a few of the high spots,
dropped into the Macombo, and then over the Trocadero and
from there to CEO's. Did you dance, Well, just a
couple of turns around the floor at each place with
anyone I know. No, No, just a couple of cute
little girls I happen to meet. They weren't particularly brilliant conversationless,
(22:58):
but they certainly were They certainly.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Were good dancers.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Well, it was so crowded, we just stood in the
middle of the floor and vibrated a little.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Oh well, that sounds like fun.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Yes, yes, I it was. I guess well, i'd I'd
better be going. I say, I'd better be going. Goodbye, goodbye.
If if you ever need me for anything the faucett
may start to leak again, you can reach me by
(23:36):
putting an ad in the persons signed lonely. I'll come
from wherever I am.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
I I put your toothbrush and the razor in the
suitcase too.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Oh you needn't have bothered with my razor. I don't
think I'll be shaving. Well, goodbye, goodbye.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
H what's that you're hiding in back of you?
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Right? What do you mean? Huh?
Speaker 7 (24:09):
Oh, I'm sorry, it's silly. I mean I just thought
for a minute it was it was a box of candy.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
How can a woman be married to a man for
ten years almost know so little about his character? Don't
you realize that if I brought home a box of
candy to you, it would be an admission of defeat.
It would be like saying, I'm sorry, forgive me.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
What is that behind your back?
Speaker 5 (24:36):
A box of candy? I'm sorry, darling, forgive me.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Oh no, it was all my fault. I was so stubborn.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Oh, but you were right all the time.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
No, I was wrong, You were right?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
And why didn't you apologize back in that suitcase? You
would have let me leave, wouldn't you. But I never
want to see that suitcase again. I'm gonna throw it
out right now here.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I'll give you a hammer.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
A hammer.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yes, the suitcase is nailed to the floor.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
I knew I should have held out just a little longer.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Ozzie and Harriet will be back in a moment.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Mister Smith, mister Smith, how about me?
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yes, you're the woman who had so many nice things
to say about International Sterling silver.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
May I speak now?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
It's all yours, Go right ahead.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Friends, ladies, gentlemen, Oh gosh, mister Smith.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I don't think I can.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Oh, don't be nervous. Just tell the folks what you
told me about International Sterling silver.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
Well, friends, ladies, Oh gosh, Oh, come on, don't be nervous.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Just pretend you're in a department store looking at a
set of International Sterling in the eighteen ten pattern. You've
got one of the spoons in your hand, and you
turn it this way and that, admiring the unusualness of
the squared off shaft and the way the silver gleams
in the light.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Oh isn't it beautiful?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
You think how proud you'd feel if that International Sterling
service were in your home instead of in the store.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
You picture the way it would look.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
On your table, against your best linens and your favorite china.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Oh Dolly, wouldn't it be wonderful?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Everybody I know would be green with envy.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Go on, go on, Well, sure, now that you've got
over your nervousness, aren't you going to say something about
International Sterling Silver.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
No?
Speaker 7 (26:38):
I think I'll just say go and see International Sterling.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Well that's very good advice, ladies and gentlemen. So tie
a string around your finger, make a note on your
calendar pad, do whatever you find most helpful to remind
you to visit your silverware dealer this week and see
International Sterling silver. Believe me, you'll be glad you made
the trip. And now let's look in on Ozzie and
(27:08):
Harriet again.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yes, Harriet, I forgot to tell you.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
Before you got back, the librarian called and said she
found your King of Diamonds under the non fiction table.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Oh well, then you knew I wasn't at the macambo
or Cerro's dancing with those girls. Yes there, Well, then
why did you look so mad?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Because you look so happy while you were telling me
about it?
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Oh why, Harry and I have been asked to remind
you that even though the war is over, the government
still needs tin to send food to our soldiers in
Europe and the Pacific. It needs ten to pack medical
(27:50):
supplies for our wounded soldiers, needs ten to put civilian
goods back on the market. The need is great in
the supply.
Speaker 7 (27:57):
Limited and it'll take some time before we can get
normal shits from such places as the duchy East Indies
and Malaya. So for the time being, our most valuable
tin mine is the American kitchen.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
And let's make sure that the tin cans are prepared
properly for salvage, the labels removed, the tin, washed thoroughly,
and prepared in accordance with local requirements. Thanks a lot, folks,
Good night.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Night, folks.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
International Silver Company, creators of International Sterling and Viking to
listen again next Sunday to the Adventures of Ozzy and
Harriet with songs by the King Sisters and music by
Ozzie Nelson's Orchestra. And don't forget the Solid Silver with
beauty that Lives Forever is International Sterling. This program originates
(28:49):
in the Hollywood studios of the Columbia Broadcasting System and
is also broadcast over the Trans Canada network of the
Canadian Broadcasting Corporation. This Adventure of Ozzie and Harriet will
be transmit to do our men and women overseas by
shortwaves and through the worldwide facilities of the Armed Forces
Radio Service. Appearing in support of Ozzie and Harriet were
b Benederret, John Brown, Joel Davis, Louise Ericson and Tommy Cook.
(29:13):
Original music was composed by Billy mayde Vern Smith speaking.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
This is CBS, the Columbia Broadcasting System
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