Chapter 35 - Professor Fat Nuts

Jay and Mark are joined by Lisa L. (@FoolishMinion20 on Twitter) to discuss the chapter in which Cyrus the Virus really starts falling apart. In this episode, they also talk about kill quips. ringer tees and the 2008 film Jumper. Enjoy!

Episode Transcript

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Bunny Down, Bunny down the box. Hello, and welcome to can Era

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of the podcast. I am Mark, Big Daddy Halfmyer, and I am
Jay Sudden Sunset flew it. Welcomeyou aboard on air the podcast where Mark
and I fly away through corn Ascene by scene, This Wonderful Guests and
this is Conne Chapter thirty five.What happens in flight Chapter thirty five,
Well, Cameron Poe enters the cockpitand informed swamp Thing that he is now
in charge and the plane should belanded. Over the radio, he notifies

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Larkin and Malloy that he has theplane's Molloy decides whether to shoot it down,
and Cyrus makes his way up theplane, shooting out the door locks
Malloy and Cyrus's gun both opted notfire at the same time, allowing Malcoin
to breathe side of relief, theBishop to knock Cyrus out. Iwan Larkin
instruct something to land at the lastVegas airport. He and the plane of
other plans is the big incorporations tocrash the Las Vegas. Now we need,

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I think in this chapter the guysin this scene to do with a
few lessons in communication. So it'sFortunately, today we're honored to be joined
by Rhode Island's Teacher of the Yearfrom between the Scares and the current event
of season. If it's time torewide, it's Lisa Lakey. Lisa,
welcome to the show. Thank you. I'm very excited to be here.
I love this movie to have youclassing up the joint. No, well,

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I don't know about that, butI mean, I guess they ran
out of teachers, so they pickedme this year. So who's left?
I don't know. All right,now, I have a big question for
you, Lisa. Okay, youlove villains, oh very much. We've
I moved some of the Flakes podcast. We talked bright Burn, We've talked
Hereditary, we've talked Mother, andwe talked to a few other shows.

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I laughed because I heoretically, Ibelieve if we talked about Mother, I
feel like that's a that's become ahypothetical. Now, yeah, exactly,
the episode got lost. Yeah then, but so Lisa is very honest about
her love of villains. Oh,this is what I want to do.
Jay, you get nineteen ninety eight, Lisa, you get nineteen ninety seven.
I'll take nineteen ninety six. Weget to pick five movie villains from

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each year, and we'll we'll recastthe villains of Coneyer the three of us
and I probably could have messaged youahead of time, but I don't like
that. I think it's more fun. It's more fun on the fly.
It is a lot more fun.So I'm gonna say, and to do
it like this, I want toShooter McGavin in there from nineteen ninety six.

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So Shooter probably the way he goton the thing is Shooter probably shot
some things he shouldn't have into hisnose, drove real fast, and his
poor should cause a massive accident.Now he's on the jailbird. I think
I think that's a pretty good Whatdo you think? I think that's pretty
good. I like that. Ithink that's a good one. I was
gonna say the Twister from Twister,but we're not gonna do that. Yeah,

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okay, I'll that's the one thattook out the plane and deep Rising.
No, I want Mark Wahlberg fromFear. I think from Fear that
would be pretty good. Wait,wait a minute, I'm overlier a little
bit frustrated. Jay, do youget the impression that Mark prepared his but
then just sprung this on the twoof us now and were scramble. Yeah,

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I'm trying to. I'm just likewe did any feelin eight going down
a list. I have meet WallySparks for God's sakes, all right,
hang on, all right? Sothen I want and then I got another
really good one from you. Iwant Tibble played by John Leakelazamo. That'll
be that'll be a fun dose ofsort of style, and I think he'll

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just be perfect in that. SoI got three. I'm gonna I'm gonna
do something kind of weird here.I'm gonna I'm gonna say, let's throw
in Angie Everharts vampire from Bordello aBlood. I love that movie. I
just yeah, let's let's get avampire in here. It's classic. I

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loved Demon Night and like Bordella itknows what it is. So yeah,
we'll put Angie Everhart from Bordello Bloodbecause I just want everybody to kinda kind
of be like, is there avampire on here? Like is this like
no Strato but on a plane?Or like or is this Dracula but on
a plane? I love it?And then you're gonna love this. I'm

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gonna add one of the tigers fromthe Ghost in the Darkness. Oh there's
a deep cut. Yeah, andso basically we've forgotten about that movie.
I was thinking treat Williams from Phantom, but I don't know. There's Travolta
from Broken Arrow. I don't knowEd Harris, I don't know. So
yeah, I'm going to do that. I was gonna say the alligator from
a Racer, but that thing's notreally a villain. Arnold just kills it.

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Yeah. I was gonna say thetunnel from Daylight that didn't happen.
Yeah, but here's the thing,here's the thing. I can't go to
the darkness. They're like, listen, this is a lion, but this
is a jerky lion. So they'relike, there's there's natural lions that eat
you, but this thing is justa real a hole like this is this

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is like this tiger's not this tiger. Lions not even being a lion anymore.
It's just being a vindictive, horribleperson. Well as lions are.
Yeah, and well this is oneyour most lions. You know, even
lions turned it in. A bountyhunter lion turned in this lion. The
lions like listen, we want nothingto do with this guy. You can
have them take them. So,yeah, we have ghosts in the darkness.

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I kind of want to put theTwister on there. We have Timbolt.
I guess we have some fun oneson here is so good. I
love that movie. So we havea lion, we have a vampire,
we have John Leguizama, and we'reNorton from Primal Fear would be a good
one to have on. Oh thatis ninety six. You're right, yes,

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no, he's a brilliant one.It's a bit of a spoiler by
doing that, but yes, SteveBushey and Fargo would be pretty good.
He's the main bad guy. Yeah, he's not one of the better ones.
Stool him a woodchipper. Yeah.Oh, Mark Wahlberg from Fear just
being petulant and yelling. Absolutely,that movie is brilliant. He's good in

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that film. Did some fun movies. Freeway in that and then Shooter McGavin
and you don't even realize it's ReeseWitherspoon, Like she's so like baby Reese
Witherspoon in that movie. Will youlook at her and she doesn't look like
herself? You know, we gotthis is good. I have a I

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have a Lion of van Empire,John Zamo, Mark Wahlberg, and Shooter
mccavin. And it's a pretty goodlist. Yeah, so who's ninety seven?
All right? Oh? Hang on, um, hang on him.
I'm I'm in October. I'm inOctober of ninety seven, So would give
me a second to keep scrolling?I just I'm almost done. Still wouldn't

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be in a cage, Mark Wahburgwouldn't be a cage, and Shooter wouldn't
be in a cage. But thevampire and the Lion definitely would. Oh
yeah, yeah, yeah, onerounded by darlic a lick. Oh damn?
Do I include that one? No, I'm gonna skip it. Um

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how demon Billy Zane from Demon Knighton this thing would be chaos? I
don't know. There's a lot ofthem. It's the cost of wealth.
Yeah, I only got five,right, one, two, I got
four right there? Seven? Allright? He comes off and then I
think he comes off one two,three four five? I got it,

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all right, I'll see it,all right. So we're gonna start with
pig vomit from private parts? Ohyeah's character? Oh Nick Rehackle love that
pig vomit um. One of mygreatest experiences in the theater was seeing private
parts because people were outright like howlingwith laughter and absolutely full theater and everybody

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was just absolutely hysterical with laughter.Was great. U Zor, how did
pig vomit get there? How didpig vomit get where? Into the corner
onto the jailbird? Uh? Oh, definitely some kind of um back office
you know, money deals, likewhite collar suff Definitely, absolutely, yes,
absolutely, it's like his character fromBillions. Yes, yes, very

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white collar, very pretending to bebetter than everyone else kind of thing like
that. Yeah, Zorg from TheFifth Element, because that's pretty good.
We have Gary Oldman on here now, Yes, I like that. I
mean now we're really talking. See, we're just gonna We're gonna keep going
with like some of those those thoseare my two main character actors on this

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one, because you need those twoguys because basically, if you need them
to switch into a different villain,they can do it on the spot for
you. Perfect we need to keepNicholas Cage on the plane. Oh so
we're gonna put castor Troy m hmm. I like that face off he oh
he belongs in a cage. Yeah, he's he's a little too nutty that

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one think about, like the crazyEyes. Yes, um uh, al
Pacino's John Milton, the Devil's Devil'sadvocate. Yes, sure, why not
call me Dad? The Devil's justworking it on here. I mean,

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you know what, if you're gonnahave evil, you better have evil.
Albaco the plane, that's the one. Yes, getting all angry. And
finally who wins the world? Words? Foul Zone or the Devil? Oh?
Do you think foul Zone would shakethe Devil like you show Cyrus the

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Virus? I think so I wantthat movie. He's slick with the words.
I would have to say, yeah, although I don't know. I
mean, the Devil's got some literaryHe's got some Latin on him. There's
actually a book called The Devil SpeaksLatin, So I don't know, he
may know some some stuff. Areyou going Latin at me? I don't
think that's a word, speak Latinat you because he knows you don't speak

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it. So he's just saying gibberishto you. But you don't know.
Yeah, exactly. See, it'sit's a matter of disarming his opponents.
That'd be funny if Shooter mccavin spokeyou Latin. It's like he just told
you that he drank three ounces ofsprite and then Ada burrito, like he's
not seeing anything worth listening to.The devil just kind of give him a
dirty look and the guy burst intoflames and that's the end of it.

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Well that's how they all escape.Jugar McGavin goes up in flames. Yep,
there it is, say um,and I guess I'm cheating then by
putting the God of the Dead inhere. But Disney's Hercules came out in
ninety seven, so we're going withHades, James Woods in there. Ye,
James Woods, Hades one of myfavorite Disney villains. Yeah. If

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listen, if Vince Larkin put allof these people on a plane, it's
a mistake. Vice. I seehere we have a lion, a vampire,
two devils, castor Troy Pig Igot named pig Vomit pig Vomit?
Or where is he from the future? Who who is he? He stands

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in the corner and is confused theentire time. It's a terrible Gary Oldman
fifth element. It's not very good. I gotta tell you where as your
friend, I need to be honestwith you. It's not very good.
I don't I get I'm horrible withaccents, are they? Yeah? Too
high? Yeah? No, Jay, who do you got? Ninety eight?

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So yeah, So we're adding tothat Rose gallery. John Goodman from
The Borrowers isn't immediate better? Absolutely? His Barton think character pops up in
here. He's serial killer. Yeah, very good. Uh, well,
going with the Cohens. I'm I'mgonna have uh. Jesus Quintanasio also makes

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everything better. I love this.I feel like he's taken the Johnny twenty
three kind of row Oh God,old dude. Well, no, I
guess so I guess the character wouldbe. I was gonna say, t
Turo sounds more like a bouche forme. Yeah, what's his face?
Yeah? Genus Quintana feels like antwenty three of me. Think you're right,

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I'm gonna chuck. I want to. I want Gary Sinise to be
so Gary Sinise s what for SnakeGuys? Gary Sinise from Snake Guys out
Politically he's a dude like he's highranking, right, is he like a
general or a He's a president militaryand some I just know that his name
is Kevin Dillon, So Kevin Dunnbecause Kevin Dunne, the actress in that

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film, messes with my head.But Harris from The Truman Show, I
wanted Harris on this plane. Youcannot beat at Harris. You in prison
five hundred people on an island foran indefinite amount of time like that.
He would go to jail for that. So I like it, okay,
and I need one more? Doeshe have a kangle? Of course,

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I'm not gonna have Hopper from aBug's Life, as much as I'd like
to have Hopper from a bug nspacey though, Yeah, problem, I
know it hurts me. It hurtsme that he's a terrible person. I'm
no sphere spoiler alert for Scream two. Laurie Metcalf, Who I like that?

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In a minute, Wait a minute, why are you in ninety seven?
I thought youre supposed to be ninetyeight? Scream two was decembered.
Oh is it weren't released where youare? Is that why? Probably were?
Scream two is a ninety seven?So I will I will cross Scream
two from the list because it's funny, because that's the one. I was

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like, oh do I include that? Now I'm gonna skip it, And
then you put it in the onlythe only lady on my team. Unfortunately,
it's gotta be another one in theresomewhere. I couldn't find any from
films that I've seen. Um,so I'm gonna it's definitely to Jones in
Small Soldiers like that. Wait,you're a toy. Yeah, I'm happy.

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That's awesome. He's gonna be likethe pimball. He's gonna be so
useful, like getting into places,like steering around and unlocking things to set
people on fire. One of thoseguys on his team at at a Flame
thorough Carrow. Someone imagine that,like the beginning scene when they're all being
walked onto the plane and who dowe got here? Well, it says

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here we have the devil major chiphazard. He's five inches to the camera,
pans down a little tiny handcuffs onit, and everyone thinks they're adorable.
Perfect, perfect, I want tinyhandcuffs that's on me? And then

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does Ed Harris Is he wearing hiscaangle hat? Yes? Yeah, yeah,
he's as he is in Yeah,okay good? Yeah, So who's
not the character without him. Who'sthe leader of all, who's the cyrus
of all these people? Well?From my from my team, I would
say Harris because he feels like he'she's authoritarian, he's the gravitass. So

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from my team, that's my pitch. Can he hold? Can he control
castor Troy? M hm? Ifeel like he's a bit of a live
wire, yeahst Troy's a loose cannon. Yeah, Yeah, he's gonna there's
gonna be some wrinkles in here withhim in there. Yeah. And then

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who was on yours again? Who'scontrolling leaders? On my team? I
would say the Tiger would be theleader. But I mean I have a
vampire from Bordello Blood, John Legizamo, Marky Wahberg from Fear isn't taken orders
from anybody, No, No,he's doing his own thing. Mark's got
a team of the cons who geton the plane. Took a plane,

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Yeah, the plane. He's justexcitable rogues. Yeah, that's that's the
name of my squad, the excitablerogues. You you have two satans,
I do, I kind of do, And I didn't choose either of them
for the leader fielding satans. Ilike Eddie Harris leading though, because he

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saw everything from his Perch and Trumanshow. He can organize everyone. Yeah,
I mean that's a lot of organization. Hell, he built a city
under a dome with actors. That'sa lot of cat hurting experience. So
he's yeah, and he has akangle, which says I'm experienced. There
you go, normach Headberg, He'slike that table's either really cool or someone

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took off their kangle. God,I miss him. He was so great,
all right. I like our squad. This movie's chaos. Yeah,
yeah, let's I mean, wehave a film with a lot of bad
guys in it. We've just morechaos the better. I just like I
wanted to talk villains. I wantto say, honestly, what Lisa.
Lisa liked villains all day. We'reyour favorite villains in this movie. Oh

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John Malkovich, without question, he'sso good. He's just like brutal in
this movie. And I just Ilove how because like he is full on
evil for the sake of being evil. So whilst we've been over the course
of this show, we've been lookingat virus Malkovich's he feels like less prepared

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than we've We've moved thought first,and we watched it like he when he's
put up against it, when hedoes kind of break down, and that
happens here, we get another likecurious panicking from him. But the gun
runs out of the bullets and hejust starts hammering at the cage. And
I really like how his character justaren't deal with things going outside of the

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plan. Oh yeah, he doesnot. He does not do well when
he's not in charge anymore. Um. I don't know, Like one of
the reasons why I love this movieso much is because you have this collective
of all of these like like thesebad dudes, um, and I'm just
fascinated by it. I mean,obviously, I don't want to be on

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this plane. Um. But youknow, like I love I love Boushemy,
I love BOOSHEMI sitting there and justsitting back and saying, you know,
define irony, A bunch of idiotsdancing on a plane to a song
made famous by a band that diedin a plane crash. Like, I
just find smart humor to be soattractive. Um. You know, I

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love obviously, Um, I loveum ving Rams's character with a diamond dog.
Yeah diamond. I mean he's sogood, Like I just there's something
about these guys who just kind ofsit back and they're like, I'm just
gonna take control of this, andevery single one of them plans to take
control, and I I think it'sso fascinating. And they work well together

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too, like when you watch TheRock. When you watch The Rock,
you have the different factions that breakapart and then it ends to the chaos.
In this one, for the mostpart, they're digging, they're poland
they're tractoring, like they all getin the bone yard together. They sort
of they already know the hierarchy.They listen to Cyrus. It's kind of
nice that in this movie there isno like there's always that like there's always

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that one villain that's like I'm notgoing to listen to the other villains.
Like they're always like, yeah,we got it, this is cool.
And that takes a week. Wegot rid of that guy, Cynthina that's
been burned to a crisp Yeah exactly. Yeah, that they've seen it's like,
oh, we're gonna do this then, and like his turn is so
fast in the movie that it's justjust so fat. Like I love that.

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It's it's it's there and gone.And I think this movie really takes
out a lot of the fact.And yes, they automatically sort of get
along. But I love what yousaid, Jay too. The further we've
gone through this, we really haveseen Cyrus sort of become more human when
fell Zone is dogging on him.Actually, I'm gonna quote the TV show
Shrinking that I love and when whenFelldones raw dogging him. Yep, have

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you seen Shrinking yet, Lisa?Hearing Harrison Ford say raw dogging in the
wrong context is one of the joysof life? It is? It is.
Do we have to edit that out? Jay, we haven't said about
the context? Then, Yeah,that's true. So just just watching him

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sort of learn that Sindino wasn't goingto take him, like watching Cameron Poe
sort of kind of work behind thescenes when when Baby gets shot, he's
like, that's clever, Like,no, it's not him. So he's
he's not. He's not the allscene all mighty all gruber villain. He

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is. He falls apart a littlebit, like he drops gun right next
to somebody and starts banging on it. Then it gets knocked out by it.
Like he's kind of a bozo insome regard, and I like that
stupidly like turns his back on them, and when they say he doesn't even
he doesn't turn around, just whatyells it at the cage and then turns
around slowly and gets face with thegun. I feel like just to ask

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for it. I feel like ifthat had been the hero of the film
as much on the face with thegun, there would have been like a
line, it would have been somekind of a quote. But it's Bishop
and she doesn't get one, andthat's a missed opportunity. I think,
what's the line? What's the line? Okay? The best I'm graduate us,
the best I can come up with, and this is terrible, is

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if you're the virus. I guessI'm Robert Smith, because here's the Cure's
quite that's as late you're the rocketman from that as bad as that one
from the room. That's the longI want that line now getting somewhere Friday,

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I'm in love and she just hitshim. Wait, yeah, I'm
no, I'm not Robert Smith.Being from the queure is the extent of
my the queue knowledge. That's aboutit. Okay, how amazing would that
be if she said that, orif she just said Robert Smith and hits
him and you're like, okay,so Robert Smith is a lead singer of
the Cure, she hits Cyrus theall people are just running around the theaters.

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It would only be nerds like uswho sat there and tried to figure
that out. The plane had crashedinto Vegas at that point. Yeah,
he's just yeah, forgotten what's happenedfor the next three minutes of the film.
Yep, that's what happened when Iwatched Diehard with a Vengeance in the
theater. Like, I missed thenext fifteen minutes after the three gallon and
the five gallon because I needed tofigure it out before I could let it
go. So I no idea whathappened in those last couple of minutes after

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it, and once again into thethree empty the three. You pull the
two into the three, you fillthe fire, you pull the one into
the three, and you're done.Yeah, I mean I could do it
now, but I couldn't do itthen. Jesus, they don't do it
probably in the filmst well, there'stwo different ways. So wait, how

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much chocolate syrup did they put intothat bomb? Was very Syrus. It
was, Oh, the school alot. It was a big was a
big old bomb. Yeah, therewas. There's a couple I think it's
a couple gallons. They're like people'seasy containers. Easy couple of gallons,
like a hundred gallons of chocolate.Syrius sounds about right. Yeah it was.

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It wasn't chocolate. It was likea maple syrup or something, strawberry
syrup or something. When when hegets three, Oh my god, that
movie is so brilliant too. We'retalking about it was what that in Daylight
were my two first favorite films.Day Light I loved. Yeah, we're

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why. I just loved Daylight.I don't know why. Oh my goodness,
Hey, you know what, everybody'sgot the thing? I love brain
Scam. That's a terrible movie.Oh it's I love Jumper. Yeah that's
the other one. I'm the oneperson. But I have a good story
about that which I won't share here. To differentiate Jumper from Looper, Hayton
Christensen can telepool. Yeah, Looperis j G. L. Can time

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travel and he has the battle BruceWillie himself, and he got the e
blunt in there with the the Harbingerchild and I don't think I saw Jumper.
It's Billy Elliott, Rachel Gilson,it's Sam Sam Jackson with a blonde
like really tightly cut Kristen Stewart onetime in the cinema so much um,

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I don't remember if I saw this, and if I did, I must
have blocked it out. The powersare cool, so Hayden Christensen, wherever
you've bend the world, you canjump there again. And so he gets,
he gets, he gets into thisbattle between these pals, like these
people who hate the Jumpers, andso that's him battling Sam Jackson and Billy
Elliott is being all having a lotof fun in it. But Sir Jackson's

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got this cool like, uh,it's like a grappling gun hook something that
can shoot through a portaling grapp holdingyou and then you can't jump when you
were restrained. Oh, I don'tknow how this film there's world building I
enjoy. And also but one thingI like is Doug Lyman directed it and
he's a maniac. Well, hedirected Swingers. He's a maniac. And

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during the making of documentary, JamieBell is just talking so much crap about
him, legit, not even jokingand he dragged Hayden Christianson and Rachel Bilson
away for a weekend and they're justboth looking at him like I hate this
guy. Dannie Bell's like he's theeffing worst. I hate this guy.
I hate him. I can't getit. And they left it in the

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video like he does not care.He's a maniac. I have never seen
behind the sand epy before with thestars or just out of the insulting the
director, but they just leave itbecause the directors doesn't care. Yeah,
it's really want to work with peoplemore than once, No, I think
about it. That's why I don'thave a lot of actors who keep coming

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back for to Cruise is the onethat he is Edges tomorrow what an American
Maid and they're doing a space one. Yeah, but I feel like you
just can't put Cruise off if ifhe likes to, he likes being I
think I feel like the two ofthem would probably just like have a battle
of who can be more despicable andannoying. Well, they're both maniacs,

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though so American. Theyd filmed inGeorgia and I know some people who worked
on it and they were both justlike, let's go over here, and
they're like yeah, so they wouldhave to move the entire base camp over
somewhere else and they're like, youknow what, let's go back and then
be like yeah. So they bothfed off each other and they loved doing
it, like they loved working togetherbecause they're both like, you know what,
let's put on seventy five pounds suitsand run out of beach. Yeah.

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Like it's just like, yeah,let's go over here. Like they're
spritting all over the place, andthen they somehow make good movies. Oh
well, there's Rachel Bilson for you. Yeah, but that doesn't feel he
ruined um the knife of letting Go, which was what he made chaos Walking

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out of There's another good book,but nope, that got wrecked again was
not thinking out the thinking out loudmovie. Yes, yes, I think
so, Daisy Ridds can hear SpiderMan's thoughts? Yes, yes, exactly.
I do want to say immediately,swamp thing in this chapter becomes the

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MVP of the film because they remainsthe remains the MVP of the film because
they go, hey, here's anairport, go land at this airport.
He's like, nah, no,Daddy, it's not. He's like,
I can't. It's not like herefuses to. He's like, so we
only have one engine and we're outof fuel, so oh yeah, we
ain't making it there. But nextto him though, when he's flying,

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there are other highways you can.He wants to though exactly, and he
goes, you know what, I'ma criminal. We're going down. Let's
take out as many people's but let'stake an enormous amount of casualties. If
you're going to do it, doit big. I mean, it's a
good guy in this chapter. Yes, I mean he and his his helicopter

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pilot have the best idea of shootinghim down over the desert. That's the
one that makes sense with with hindsight. But you could you could argue that
this is swamp Thing's fault for notletting people know that they haven't got enough
fuel to make it to an airportand that they should probably try and land
in the desert. But I thinkswamp Thing's playing the long game. He's

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thinking of that. He's thinking andcrashing the desert. I'm not getting away.
We crash on some Vegas side road. I might not get away.
We're crashing the Vegas strip big bybye bye. It worked for Garland Green.
Yes, I think you're right.He needs that, he needs that
distraction. He's that chaos yep,volking or otherwise, So get away from

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the crash. And he's only gonnaget that if they crash them too.
The striping. I think you're right. I do believe you are correct.
When he puts that helmet on andhe just says big daddy, I'm like,
oh my gosh. And then hegets putting a fish tank later on,
but still it's I mean, swampthing is the MVP of this movie.

(30:33):
He gets he works the tractors,he gets the plane out, he
flies the place plane, he getsrid of the transponder. Is the man,
and he says the best line,thank God, because if he wasn't
there, nobody would have done anywhere. I mean, he got a bunch
of intellects. They're not doing anything, these people with brains useless. He
is the Him and Pinball. Heand Pinball are the MVPs of this movie

(30:57):
as far as getting things. Yeah, wow, I don't know. We
know what happened to Pinball. Sohe's not too bright, no, but
he is up and he up untila point. He's good with the clipboard,
he's good lighting people on fire.This the transponders. He just got
distracted by a lady. He's beenin prison for a long time. You

(31:18):
can kind of understand why she's thebest he's seen in five to ten,
you know, you get it,and probably a little close to ten.
Yeah, this guy. This isa good chapter because swamp thing is a
beast. Cyrus gets knocked out thewhen when Cole meeny, let's let's go

(31:44):
of this, oh yeah, andjust watching the circular sunglasses of John Cusack
be wrong and then they're like thiswill cause enormous civilian casualties. And so
once again, Vince Arkin, youlet two devils a lion, a vampire
and Mark Marga. And it's withadorable handcuffs by the way, Actually it

(32:07):
was all worth it to see those. So they crash on the veggat strip.
Yes, thousands of people, tonsof flateral damage. You're starting to
leak into somebody else's chapter. Igotta warn you. Yeah, we talked
about whole movie. I'm just makingsure you know I don't want it to
see anybody's thunder. You can talkabout the day, how much thunder.

(32:28):
Have we stolen so much? Wetalked about the end, We talked about
the fire truck chase in every otherchapter. Just but ark sure some guards
will die, yes, and larka po. I mean there there are
four four guards on the plane,all of them signed to things saying no

(32:49):
hostage. Yes, so versus thousandsof people on the strip. Sure,
I mean they're they're gamb lurse.Who cares what I mean? There's a
lot of degenerates in Vegas. Wouldhave Nick Cage from leaving Las Vegas was
on the road and he got smushed. See so yeah, get this,
Although wasn't that his He didn't hewin the Academy Award for that he did?

(33:13):
I don't want to take that fromhim. Nick Cage is on the
road for his leaving Las Vegas characteris skydiving, gets hit by the plane
ye, and then it lands onthe strip and hits his character from leaving
Las Vegas. Knock takes two Cagesout. Don't forget honeymoon in Vegas.
Yeah, skydiving, skydiving in swamp? Things like did we just hit Elvis?

(33:35):
Nick Cage? Do we just hityou? Do you have a twin?
That'd be a fun line. Didyou have twin? Yes, snake
Kies is setting at Antic city,could EASi Vegas? Yeah, he gets
sucked into an engine. It alljust goes perfect, takes three cages out
ye in one thing and castor choiceon the plane and presumably he dies.

(33:59):
So we're taking out four. It'sthis is this is economy, you know,
like we're we're making good use ofour resources. We're not wasting anything.
It's all good. I reckon ifwe take away that Oscar, even
Las Vegas, he might have wonfor pig. Yes, so you still
have one at this point. Potentially. Hey, the Georgia Film Critics Association

(34:22):
gave him Best Actor. I justwant to let everyone know. The Georgia
Film Critics know what's up. Wegave it to Nick. They do.
I've love I love it hard.I can say that the man and I
only half jokingly say this. Hisperformance in Willie's Wonderland is really kind of
amazing. Yes, it is amazing. Say it, damn thing. He

(34:45):
just wants to play Pimbo. Letus drink get out of that. It
takes a very special actor to believablybeat up animatronic animals in a bathroom.
It and fight an Austar Ridge ina lobby like so good. Not many
actors could do that, or weara Ringer T shirt so well, yes,

(35:08):
I just don't. It's so he'sso under undervalued. What's a better
ring Er T shirt? Willie's Wonderland, Nick Cage or Bill Murray is in
loss in translations inside out? Ohsee, Oh yeah, but it's Bill
Murray. I mean, I'm veryhard pressed to say anything against Bill Murray.

(35:28):
He has to inside out because it'sa terrible T shirt. That's I
mean, I guess, but Imean fine, if you if you want
to be particular, oh well,yeah, that's the Ringer. If there's
a ring Or T shirt Hall ofFame, those two are first ballot.
Those are pretty good. Those arepretty good. I should create that.

(35:52):
I'm surprised you haven't already. Ithink this is your Yeah, I mean
really like, isn't this on yourlist of your next videos that you're gonna
put? I have amazing I havean amazing one. I have no doubt.
Frankly, after that, Vinnie Dhas Kurt Russell. I haven't want
to ring a T I don't thinkKurt Curtie Russ is not a Ringer guy.
God should really like Overboard maybe,Oh no, he wears like the

(36:19):
tanks in Overboard. He learns alot of sleeveless shirts. Yeah, he
really does. I think that's that'sthat was really popular. Is my my
one about Kurt Russell wearing sleevest Tshirts. You should do some some kind
of a Kurt Russell versus Vin Dieselsleeveless T shirt in some way. Oh,
that'd be you know what. Idon't know how you'd quantify. You'd

(36:42):
find a way, you know what, this verse, I would do a
verse. We would put all ofall of them. Man, it's got
to be Curtie Russ because he hasmore, he has more of the range.
Yeah, and like Jack Burton,what a great sleeveless T shirt?
I mean, really, this iswhat we're saying here. I mean Riddick
has a great sleeveless tea. Wellagain, you know, you've got to

(37:05):
consider who your actors are here.These are people who you know. It's
like asking about um a Furious sevenco stars, thank you? What the
hell's his name? Belgian beer?Or I can't come up with the guy's
name. What is his name?And Fast and Furious no, Noretto,
thank you. I mean, ifyou got Vin Diesel, the guy's going
to be wearing the sleeveless stuff.You know, it's just kind of how

(37:29):
it goes. I feel like that, that's that's, you know, your
nineties costume for an action guy,sleeveless tea. I've made a lot.
I've done really well, j withmy sleeveless teas, Nick Cage sleeveless tea,
Kurt Russell's sleeveless tea, then Diesel'ssleeveless teas. Yeah. John McClean,
Oh yeah, John McLean, Sir, you guys can't forget him.

(37:52):
I think the first line in thisscene of I'm the New Captain Put this
Thing Down is the Nick Cage linethat sounds most like Andy Sandberg doing an
impression. I don't know what itfeels. That line could be like how
he gets into the impression. Itsounds so much more like Andy Samberg than
it doesn't it Cage to me.I don't know what it is, but
it's just it's the cadence to it. At the pitch. It just sounds

(38:13):
more like Andy Samber doing the impression. I mean, is it more like
Andy Samberg taking on Cameron Poe forthe rest of his career, because you
know Nick Cage came first. Yeahwait, I mean could be that could
be the line that he based theimpression on. Sorry, and he also
says don't fire. How does hesay don't fire? I can't. I
can't. I've tried to the voice. I can't do the voice. I

(38:35):
tried to spell it. F IR H. He's just fine Alabama.
I'm from Alabama. That don't fire. Hey, f I y A h
o y ah. Let me getinto character here real quick. Hey there,
yeah, okay, here, I'mgonna go home and I'm gonna drink

(38:57):
Shoot, all right, funny backin the box. That's a game money,
back in the box. I'm gonnawrite you a letter and I'm gonna
tie a straight tree. Daddy's cominghome. Don't fire forever, don't fire,
don't fire. That was a goodone, Jay Jay, that was

(39:20):
a real for you. Yeah,Hi, it's it's a little bit of
Cameron Poe with a dash of RhodeIsland, southern New England, where we
take out the rs where they belongand put them where they don't belong.
Maybe I'm terrible at accents, becauseI'm from Wisconsin, moved to Florida,
then now I'm in Georgia. Ijust have a weird yeah collection, the

(39:40):
Midwest thing. It's the Midwest thing. You know. You don't get a
whole lot of them. It's moreabout the words you use than how you
save them. Supper pop pop whodrink some pop? Crazy people? Although
coming from Wisconsin, I mean,at least you know what a bubbler is
called. So I'm moving a Oh, what's wrong with you? What's a

(40:00):
bubbler? The bubbler is a waterphone, like in the school's abler.
They call it the bubbler. Well, Wisconsin and Rhode Island calls it a
bubbler, and I can't give youa reason why those two random states.
But yes, it's a bubbler.I thought maybe you're talking about like a
Lacroix or a spin drift or asam Pellip. Nothing quite so classy.

(40:24):
Nope, not not where I'm from. I don't drink Lakroi anymore. Actually,
I drink spin drift or Pellegrino.Oh, now you're really fancy any
perry a in there? While you'reat it with the pellegrino. You know
some of that, I'm not toointo. I respect it for what it
is, but it just doesn't workfor me. Ah, unless it's in

(40:46):
a really pretentious glass bottle. Whatis a really pretentious glass bottle? What
does that look like? Green?And it kind of starts out thick and
then gets thinner as it goes up. Oh, I don't want just like
you know, I don't know.I don't want to coat glass. I
want a very pretentious green bottle witha unique design that when you see it,

(41:07):
you go, oh, that's apretentious bottle, of course, which
you have to drink with the fingerup, you know, absolutely. And
you can't go too high because itwill explode because it's sparkling water. It'll
go all over your face. It'lljust make a mess. I did that
once. I threw it up toohigh in the air, and it just
shot out like a rocket like VinDiesel drinks his Coronas with these things,

(41:31):
if you don't understand the delicacies,then you're just you're gonna make a mess.
I've learned the hard way, tellingyou you've got to come up to
Rhode Island. I can show yousome delicacies up here, Jay and I
can come yes, please do.So. We were talking a little bit
before without recording today that there isConA a novel, there is a nobilization.

(41:53):
None of us in the show haveread we know, nor will I.
We hold that discussion to save itfor the show because I like,
we have a literature teacher on andit feels wrong to talk about this,
this wonderful, potentially wonderful book.I I don't know if there's something so
cringey about that to me, Like, it's one thing, you have a
movie that was based on a book, so the writing is going to be

(42:15):
different. Somebody adapted it, fine, but taking a visual like this and
then putting it into pros and justlike writing it as a what the hell
is that going to be? It'sjust gonna be word for word the same
thing. And it just like I'drather watch the movie. Okay, which
would you? I don't know whichwould you least like to read? These

(42:36):
are? These are both adapted byRichard Woodley. We have com we have
Volcano. Oh so this is thething. This is the thing, Lisa,
And sorry, if you know thisalready, I don't want to be
like, hey, I'm telling youthings. Please go ahead and tell these
things. If you think about Jawsthe Revenge, they did a novel of
that, a novelization of that,but they did it off the first script.

(42:57):
So in the novelization there's voodoo involved. It's a weird novelization of the
first script. Okay. So withConyer and with Volcano and with these,
the writer gets the first script andthen they adapt, like then they go
off and they write it while they'relike filming so they can release it with
the film. So a lot oftime they're not getting the rewrites or the

(43:20):
improvs on set or the massive reshoots. It's the book based on close to
what the first script is, withsome notes, so there are some differences
worth noting. I don't know.I think what happens in my brain,
as I always defer to the originalpretty much in any case. So if
it was a book first, Iwant to read the book. If it

(43:42):
was a movie first, I wantto see the movie, you know,
Like there are movies that have beenadapted to books that like I don't realize
until later, and like years later, I'll go back and read the book
and see how that is and stuff. But I don't know this. I
I don't think I've and to befair, I have to be honest with
you here, I've never read anovelization of a movie, so I think
it's just my preconceived notion of whatthat would be like that just turns me

(44:07):
off, and I just kind ofdon't want to. Um. I don't
know. Like in my nerdy bookgroup, we play like book bingo,
and one of the squares recently wasa novelization of a movie, and I
avoided that square like the plague,because I'm like, I'm not doing it.
I don't know. Maybe with oneof these days I have to do
it. I just can't imagine whichI would do it for, because if

(44:29):
it's a movie that I really reallylove, i'd rather watch the movie.
Yeah, this guy's also adaptations ofslap Shot, the jazz singer Slapshot.
You can't do that. That's agreat that's the performances. You don't want
to read words on a page forthat, which one at least three of

(44:49):
them. The original problem because Japanbad News bears in breaking Training, that's
terrible. He went rogue. Oh, it's a dv from four sixty nine.
I'm like, I almost got thebook. So if who from the
cast of Connair. Would you mostlike to read the audiobook of Connor?
Oh, Cameron Poe? No see, I want malcovi reacted character. It's

(45:15):
got to be Malcovis. Oh,all right, so it has to be
the actor bing rahms me. He'sgot a good he's got a good narrative
voice. I think thing rain.I feel like Chapelle. Chappelle would go
off script too much. He'd getannoying. He'd be somebody you have to
like turn the volume down on it. Would it be angry for me?

(45:37):
Or would it be a regular iceirish? He would be fun. He'd
probably do a good job. Um, come, FIORI is a better reader.
I think that's a different different butI know, but he's like he's
Storm of the century. Give mewhat I want. I'll go away away
and with that little crane cane ofhis that spins around. Oh good,

(46:00):
Um, I was just gonna saysomething that's gone now. I don't know,
like you need some Chappelle like peoplewho read audio books a lot.
I'm not one of these people.But people who read audio books a lot
sometimes speed them up to get throughthem faster. Chappelle talks too fast.
To begin with. So I feellike he would be a little too manic.

(46:21):
I feel like people's heart pressure wouldgo up. Yeah, blood pressure
would go up listening to him atlike one and a half two times the
speed listen to podcast too quickly,which I cannot. I cannot. I've
tried to before and it just stressedme out. I can't do it.
At least at least one of oursdoes. I can't. And once you
do it, you'll never go back. Once you do it, you can't

(46:43):
go back because then everything is waytoo slow. I'm good. I feel
like it's been released at a certainspeed. That's that's how. This is
how I trade my art podcasting thespeed that it released. If you go
faster than you are disrespecting my arts. Say I'm gonna take Jay's words and
say, I'm not reading a novelizationof a movie because I'm disrespecting the art

(47:07):
of the original form. That's whatI'm gonna do, quoth Ja Cluyd.
I need to read it. Igot to read the Bloodshot novelization first,
and then I'm gonna work my waytowards it. Speaking of then Diesel,
there you go. I'm gonna saythat the novelization should be read by powers
Booth because he does the opening narration. He does the opening to Conner and

(47:28):
nothing else, and I feel likehe's got a good speaking voice. Can
we get Ray Porter? That dependswho he's my favorite? So Ray Porter
is an audio narrator as it is, but he's also a voice actor and
he's spectacular. He would have theSwamp thing down, he'd have the different
voices and everything like. He's supergood. I'd want Bobcat gold Fleet.

(47:52):
No again, the Caraboos. Howcan we get Sweet Chuck in there?
We'll get both of them. YeaSweet kicks off his shoe and it flies
into the Buck Police Academy as awhole nother podcast. I'll talk it.

(48:15):
Oh my god, listen, theGoots would be a good camera. You
get David Graph in the Colm Meaningrole. Cackleberry, Yeah, forget it.
That plane doesn't make it anywhere.It's blown up instantly. V short
movie lad, Oh my god,and us is basically the guy yeah and

(48:45):
then yeah, bimble. This willgive you an idea for a minute.
I was obsessed with these movies asa kid, so I don't know.
Maybe my parents need to be questionit was so obsessed with these movies during
like those that like that ten eleventwelve era of my life that I was

(49:08):
watching me sex comedies. I gotthe seven film box set from my eighteenth
birthday from my aunt and uncle.See, I didn't want anything beyond five.
I feel like, just stop seven. It's an awful film. Hey,
I think there's a shark. Thereis. There's a shark in assignment
Miami beachbery puts a gun to it. It's on the list. Yes,

(49:35):
I could I listen. I couldtalk to Jeestsky action scene. Oh my
god all day. I think I'vedone it. Nick and I talked about
it for an hour scene. Soit wasn't just about the No we did
that, just that God seve onescene for an hour. I believe it.
I mean there's a lot to digest. Yes, in that scene.
There are a lot of tangents youcan go on from that scene. Shoot

(49:58):
put it on you and the listcontinues. I love it. It will
never end. Somebody said to methe day, like are you still doing
deep the films? He just berunning out surely, like what are you
talking about? We can stretch themeaning of adjacent seat as much as we
want. I tried the other day, like there's a kitchen, there is

(50:22):
someone foot getting wet. We talkedabout shotgun wedding for christ. Hey,
there's a lot in that exploding helicopters, kitchen fights, National Treacher Book of
Secrets. Hey, j who winsthe sweat Bucket Award in this chapter?
Oh? Once again, I forgotto look at it because I didn't think

(50:43):
who was sweaty in this? Imean, Malkovich still has the sweat stain
on his back, but I feellike that's just residue at this point.
Uh. Scrolling through, we seea brief shot of baby over. He's
not sweaty anymore. He's bleeding.At this point, Pachel's cutting the sweat
gonna. I've just got to Bishop. We haven't. Bishop's not had to
sweat bucket. So maybe I'm gonnago with Yeah, let's go Bishop.

(51:09):
Oh, she's got I think it'sher time. It is her time.
She made it on the not we'rein the final stretching of five chapters off
this one, so she's made itjust before, just before they land.
You know, it's it's the it'sthe tortoise in the hair. As long
as you show up at the end. You're good. Yeah, And I
checked the script. Just see themany differences they did. They cut out

(51:31):
a prime swamp Thing line that wewere denied, where when when Poe enters
the cockpit, Swamthing calls him fatnuts, tragedy that nuts. I think
you should professor fat nuts and somister fatsop problem at all. I have

(51:54):
a new semester starting Monday. I'llbe I'll be known as mister fat nuts.
Oh my gosh. And prior ifyou're not, Professor commands right to
the scene the guards that have beenlocked up in cages, and Poe comes
out to release them so they canall sit down and belt up before they
have land. But in doing so, that's when Bishop grabs sorry, his
gun and shoots at him. Helike discards it with bulletster in it,

(52:15):
but she misses all around. Idon't believe it. Yeah, and I
went Rachel doesn't miss. And there'sa instead of swathing saying like the stronger
land and the words crash, youhave Larkin and his pilot Gator. Larkin
says it's been making to the airportgates. There's no way when when a
girl and that thing says, oh, do you feel about the Blackjack tables,

(52:38):
and then the clouds past and theysee Vegas and gators, like what
what the hell? He didn't knowthey were about the helicopter pilot flying they
hedicope, didn't They're about to reachLas Vegas. So I think how it
is in the film is much better. Yeah, yeah, I think that's
a little unrealistic. I mean,not that this movie is super realistic,

(52:58):
but I mean I feel like thatmight be the line of disbelief right there.
And I have to come in onthat. It's the start of this
chapter, right daylight, end ofthis chapter darkness. So the sun sets
over the course of this chapter,and on the fourteenth of July nineteen eighty
seven in Las Vegas, the sunsetat seven fifty eight pm. So that
is what time it is in thischapter. That's what time it's good to

(53:21):
nothing. I had to research something. That's what I think that brucial information
that made it that that made thisepisode of worth lessening to. I mean,
I'm fascinated by the idea that Larkinand uh malloy are are so quick
to take the sunglasses off, likewhen you're driving right around this time and

(53:45):
night, like you didn't take themoff fast enough. But you've got these
two guys who have the most ninetiessunglasses in the history of ever, and
like by the time it's darkness,like the sunglasses are off, both of
them, like they're just like,oh, take them off. Who's that
quick. I'm not that quick.I'm not a sunglas. I have three
pairs of sunglasses in my car andI never wear them. Oh stop,

(54:06):
I will leave my classroom, Iwill leave my computer, I will leave
my wallet, I will leave everything. I will take my sunglasses for a
five minute fire drop. You're like, you're like my wife, I'm ready
wearunglasses. Yeah, but I haveI have a prescription path. But I
just I find it really hard tosee anything if I've got sunglasses. I
just can't. I can't like exist, and not just in the load.

(54:30):
Wearing sunglasses just doesn't work. IfI'm just doing nothing and it is laying
there, there's nothing like I'm fineif I need to do something, I
can't see anything. Sorry, Ohno, driving, I need them,
especially like I'm I'm the weirdo who'swearing them when it's cloudy out because it's
still too bright for me. Youand my wife. Yeah, I just
I'm not a sunglasser. I gotI got a couple of nice ones from
so I always get them when Igo to breweries. Then I never wear

(54:52):
them. Yeah, and you've gotlight eyes, don't you, Mark?
Yeah. Yeah, Usually people withlike lighter eyes are more sensitive to it.
But I live life on the edge. I guess you do. I
can't see much happen when can It'sa great view, that's good you.

(55:14):
I don't think that should be legal. He's going about seven miles an hour.
Where am I? I mean,listen if it's there. I'm not
a visor guy. I don't putthe visor down. I don't like it.
It obstructs my view. So Ijust put the glasses. I'll put
the glasses on. It's just it'snot manly enough to put down the visor

(55:35):
and wear the sunglasses. So youjust just just really show the manliness.
It's like, I'm not going touse the vice. I just I don't
like it. I don't like thevisor. It cuts out most of your
you know, I want full vision. That's the curse of being tall too.
Yeah, that's probably why I havea friend who can't use the visor
because she says it's decoration because she'sso short. It doesn't do anything for

(56:00):
she just seems right underneath it.Yep, there we go. All right,
that that makes sense. I meanI do put the seat in my
truck down lower, but that's stillI'm still six four. It's the curses
and tall. We solved it.Ye, so as he has been shot
in this scene as well. Hejust kind of walked through it last last
chapter. She bandaging it up thistime, so it did. He is

(56:22):
human. He does have feeling inhis arm. The adrenaline is worn off.
God was concerned it's being bandaged.I'm not sure we got the bandage
from Thank goodness, ripping part ofhis shirt off like in Hot I don't
know, it looks it looks likean actual though. Yeah it doesn't look

(56:43):
like a shirt, but that wouldhave been like with the first aid kit,
which there isn't. Well, yes, maybe it's one of the coppit
slat hole. Yeah, spills garbage. That's a terrible where to get manage
from us. Screw it. Ican't believe he did this. Now I'm
learning all this come on, Like, did you have any more thoughts on

(57:08):
this scene or the or the filmas a whole. Ah, No,
I don't think so. I wasjust happy I wasn't getting a mushy scene.
I was a little worried when Iwas getting ready to hang out with
you guys, I'm like, ohgod, wait, how late into the
film is this Like am I goingto see like the mushy scene? Like,
are we gonna get like Trish oryear word going here. I'm like,
that's all well and good, butI said, I need some bad

(57:29):
guys in my scene. Wouldn't Thanksgetting the mush that's good, Thanks getting
the mush That's okay. Yeah,we'd find the one scene with no bad
guys. It would just be mean. That would be very very mean.
No, I'll take me some Qsack. But uh yeah, unfortunately,
yeah, unfortunately, he's a terribleperson in you in life. He's not

(57:52):
a he doesn't enjoy being around hisfans. No, No, I guess
not. Yeah. That was thesame fall when we found out Kevin Spacey
was a terrible person. It waslike, you know, within two months,
I lost two of my favorite actors. So it's like I need I
need Edward Norton in a bubble becauseif I find out he's a terrible person.
I'm just going to stop with moviesaltogether. I have a bad story

(58:15):
for you, Elite, and I'mjoking, please don't. Oh my goodness,
Well than where can the listeners findyou? On your many many podcasts?
I you know what, My studentswere asking me about this the other
day. They're like, how manyare you on? And I'm like four
five? Like they're not all minethough, So you can catch me on

(58:37):
rabbit Hole Podcasts, which is anetwork of all kinds of chaotic shows.
The shows I show up on arethe currently in hiatus, the Siblist,
which we're trying to get our actback together. We do have an episode
in the can, but I'm tryingto get two so that you know,
we may not disappear again out ofnowhere. But the active ones. I'm
on a show called Between the Scares, during which Jason Sodo and I talk

(59:00):
about every film that Jason Blum andBlumhouse Productions have put out into the world,
and thank god, we are firmlyinto the horror movies. You can
also catch me on Whatever with JasonSoto, and that's Jason and Bear and
me who hang out and talk aboutwhatever the hell Jason Wants and rabbit Hole
Podcasts also has created a book club. We call that one Pictures and Conversations,

(59:22):
and we talk about a number ofdifferent books. Our next book title
is Home Before Dark by Riley Sager, and that will be coming out on
May twentieth, so you can catchme there. And I also show up
in other people's podcasts because I justcan't stop talking. Yeah, we're gonna
talk midsom are soon. Yes,and you're one of the hosts or co

(59:45):
hosts for this season of It's Timefor Rewind about Lament. Oh, yeah,
I'm on that's see if this iswhat happens. Yes. So the
current season of Its Time to Rewindis focused on the film Memento, and
Bubba Wheet is the host obviously ofIts Time to Rewind and wonderfully asked me
if I wanted to be involved,and I couldn't say yes fast enough.
I am on all of the episodesthat are the black and white clips,

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and Eric Deutsch is the guy who'son the colored clips, So those are
very cool. We love that film. And as much as I will not
read a novelization of a film,I also will not watch Memento in chronological
order. I just can't do it. Yeah, I can't do it.
Well. I was thrilled to bea guest on four, yes, early

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episodes of that show, which we'renot recorded in any kind of sensible order,
even of course, of my week'slet alone a whole and Mark was
in there too, and the twoof us hijacked it and went on all
of our random tangents. He toldus to be quiet. He did,
he had to, He had toruin us back in poor Bubba Week.
I don't feel bad though, becausea co host took me there. It

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wasn't like just me, totally myfault. Yes, I'm one of the
co hosts got me rambling, soI'll see I blame on you. But
I also had a delightful time doingit, so yeah, good, it
was super fun. Speaking of rabbitHole, I think I never recorded it
yet, but bime this comes out, we should be recorded. I'm on
Jason Souter's podcast that's the Bombo towent nineties films. I'm gonna be on

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to talk about Okay, no aflementionedon this show. Such a great movie,
yeah, with featuring an amateur fromtuc and a great gangle hat.
Yeah, no movie. So onthe Flix podcast deeply see the podcast.
I got a couple of new videoscoming out for fandom. I have the
best Chris. I went through likea hundred Chris movies and pulled out together

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and I got a big, big, fun news announcement. But I don't
want to share it on the podcast. Okay, it's a secret. Incidentally,
in case you were wondering, wewere talking about audio books, so
I looked up on audible to seeif con Air thet the natilization is available.
It is not, but you knowwhat comes up first this podcast,

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Hey, hey, listen. Audiblesaid Movies on the Flix was one of
the best movie podcasts of twenty twentytwo. All right, see ye,
thank you Jay, that's very nice. Indeed, it was your specific episode.
Who knows yea and listeners, youcan also tell me out. Guesting
on The wicker Man podcast hosted byTony Cogan doing the wicker Man. Yeah,

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minutes at the time. I'm onthe first episode. I have a
habit of being the first guest ona bunch of these films, the first
one everyone thinks of. I've doneI think seven at this point. With
the first guest on, but tobe fair, five of them with a
movie room, so they didn't reallycare. Maybe is a nice guy.
Yeah, guests on the show.So check out the wickam My podcast with

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Tony Coogan. It's a very funshow about a very weird film. I
always forget how strange The Wickerman isand it just showed up on shutter too,
so people can go catch it now. Yeah, and Lisa, something
think about for midsum are the Wickerman'sthe original og? I think it's seven
thousand times better the Midsummer Mmm.I'm going to agree with the better.

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I don't know if I'll agree withhow much better? Eighty three hundred times
better? M We'll have to see. I haven't seen missmar Does it have
a jar of foreskins in it?Yes? Okay, it's in that movie.
Okay, great listeners, you go, so give me once a month

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of now and then hosting movie triviaon the Lambcast at lampady A Lisa Mark
with and guess before these did verywell a couple of years ago. She
made It's the Fine I Did andLife's a Film with my personal site.
You can find this podcast on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, at on air
pod or something like that. Youcan hear Mark and Iver and deeply see

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the podcast going through people. Wesee adjacent films and scenes, and I
think that will do it on air. Chapter thirty five. So thank you
once again to I guess it's alay. Thank you so much for having
me. It's always a fun timewith you guys. Connor chapter and come
back next week or the bunny getsit. Sorry, Anara