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July 6, 2023 • 83 mins
Jay, Mark, Megan, and Nicholas Rehak (@TheRehak on Twitter) discuss the chapter in which Cameron Poe gives his daughter a stuffed bunny covered in armpit sweat. In this episode, they also talk about Deep Blue Sea parallels and take part in a Con Air novel comparison quiz. Enjoy!
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Bunny Down, Bunny Down, theBunny back in the box. Hello,

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and welcome to con Air the podcast. I am Mark Money Shaller Halfmeyer,
I am Jay Sweaty handshake, blewIt. Welcome to you Aboard can have
a podcast for chapter thirty nine andchapter forty. This is the final episode
of Corn of the podcast. Wewrapped the two together because forty is just
crass on this show. Mark andI have flown our way through ton Air,
scene by scene with the wonderful guest, and this is chapter thirty nine.

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What happens in chapter thirty ninety,Well, Las Vegas tourists flood the
road, catching the loose cash rainingfrom the security truck explosion, whilst Pole
barely saved the only treasure he hasleft, the stuff Bunny from disappearing down
the drain. Ho informs Lark thathis barrier for trustworthiness has decreased. The
person involved in this film who ownsthe most Academy awards finds Garland Green's Kendall

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and lucking him are like clear theair. Horri finds Trisha, apologizes for
his appearance, and makes a franklyterrible person impression upon Little Casey as he
presents her with her birthday present.Meanwhile, Garland Green accepts the dice and
a colorful cocktail. It's even pairsto roll at a craps table. So
this is the final chapter. Thisis the culmination of the podcast. This
is also the reunion chapter, whereour hero meets up with his wife for

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the first time in eight years.Sweet figured, hey, we should have
our wives on the show. They'renot here right now. Megan's Cogan's coming,
Megan's coming. And when I insistedthis is my wife now, she
gave me the biggest eye roll andjust didn't even deem to say no.
So instead we have the equivalent ofmy podcasting wife. We're talking about Trisha

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Yearwood again, so it's only rightto have him back on again. It's
nigreehag Rehak working back to the show. Hey, it's me. Thank you
so much for having me and Ihave a very sad but kind of funny
Trisha Yearwood story. When it comestime to talk about Tricia Yearwood, Well
let's talk about it now. Then, what are you talking? We are,
for those that don't know, arerecording on a Thursday. So this
time last week, I'm at triviaand We're having a good time, and

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there's a trivia question about Garth Brooks'swife and it named a couple of songs
that she had sung, and Ilocked in on how do I feel.
I'm like, I know this one. I could not think a Tricia Yarwoo's
name to save my life. Icouldn't do it. And we lost points
and I was embarrassed. I mean, I'm like, oh, I got
this, and I wrote, whoeverTim now read Faith Hill. I'm like,

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oh, this is Faith Hill done. I'm like, no, wait
a second. And then I startedtelling them the story. I'm like,
if you guys listened to the podcastepisode I'm on and it was you know,
family and friends, and they werelike, don't don't do this right
now, don't be gross, andI'm like, well, in the episode,
if you'd listen, we went throughthe whole story in history and I'm
telling them all about the lea andrhymes thing. I'm talking about the Grammy
situation. And I was wrong thewhole time, could not think of Trisha

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would just save my life. SoI'm a little embarrassed, but I'm also,
you know, strong enough to admitthat I have a terrible memory.
Did you play that one point?No, we lost by a lot of
points. That's where the funny partcomes in. Even if we got it
right, would not have helped.Sometimes I'd rather just get blown out of

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the water in a competition because Idon't want to lose by six. I
just want to lose by like seventhousand mark. There's only for thirteen questions
and you have negative forty three hundredpoints. Like, that's how you do
it? Yeah, that's how youlose this. Yeah, I just I
love going down in flames. IfI'm gonna lose, just good at it.

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Yeah, yeah, exactly, I'mI'm an X. I'm a winner
at losing number one, it'd bea number two. People like listening to
it. You said that when Iplay Lamberty, which is a show that
Ja hosts, that it's stressful becauseI just Jay will start me sometimes from
betting everything. Okay, that's becauseI thought you were definitely going to get

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the answer right and we'll just giveno one else a chance to come back.
All they had to do is getthe answer right at the end,
and we get it wrong right,because you're playing as stressful Because most people
I found will like make a categoryand we'll have to work down that category.
Then I'm the next Cagy. Youjust take a scattershot approach is like

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up there, down here, overthere, over there, and it's just
so much more scrolling to That's whatI thought most people played. For the
most recent episode, we had threecomplete movies on and that's how they all
played. Yeah, they all didit. It was it was if I
hadn't had you one before, Iwouldn't have been a cope. Amazing,
you have my p You welcome.I would have a question for you to

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when will we meet in in personeventually? And we shake hands? Which
one of us is going to beJohn Cusack and which one of us is
going to be Nicolas Cage? Sowhich one going to move? At forty
two seconds of this, Nick Cageturns his back completely like so they're they're
both looking at each other, andthen Nick nick Cage turns completely sideways to

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show off his oily back to shakeCusack's hand, where Cusac just lists one
hand in the scene like Qusac doesn'tmove and Nick Cage does, but like
it's kind of like he turns hisback to the audience, which one of
us, like how do you shakehands? I mean with my right hand.
I usually just go for the oldwriting No. I mean typically it's

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one of those who just you know, hey man, I've actually I've dibbed
back my handshaking. I've turned itin. I'm more of a fistbump guy
right now. I don't know whatit is, but I'm just more of
like a there you go. Um. But usually with a handshake, I'm
I'm too concerned because when I goin for the handshake, I do a
lot of hand and then a followup. So it's like the two hand
are going, I've done that,and I'm like, yeah, that's and

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I'll again not a shame to admitit, embarrassed by it, but it's
I go in for a two handor sometimes and I'm just there's a time
and a place and I'm never atthat time or place or someone for a
two hander. You know what youshould do, Grab someone's hand and then
take your other palm and just putit on their cheek. Oh, just
really make it uncomfortable. The softcorrect and this I'm much more of the

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Q sack because I never instigate yourhandshake. I am not a physical contact
kind of guy, did we haveany physical contact when you were in We
had like a hug or something.I feel like we hugged at least once
I heard about your wrestling match thatwas epic during the middle of the wedding,
minimal wrestling. It's it's unusual,But I was officiating the wedding,

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so I had to be like abigger part of it somehow. But we
didn't want to take away from thebeauty of the ceremony, you know.
Yeah, But he turns his backcompletely to shake hands. That's what I'm
gonna do from now on. WheneverI shake somebody's hand, I'm just gonna
turn completely sideways and give someone ashake. You're gonna tell man, have
something to tuck under your arm.And in situations like you always gonna tuck
the bunny like this bunny is alreadyin awful condition. He's just gonna add

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armpit sweat for his daughter. Imean, at this point, and blood.
It's blood. It's listen, it'salready messy, it's already gross.
You might as well get your bloodon it. It's not been white for
a long time. If anything stickon the alms, gonna get cleaner.
That's true, he's very loyally atforty two seconds in this scene. And

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also, Jay, we've talked alot about Malloy. He gets a little
bit of a redemption here, andhe should not. He should be pissed
off at Larkin, like, Larkin, you just allowed a plane to obliterate
the Las Vegas Strip. I couldhave shot it down outside of town.
Well, they mean they have thatconversation. Malloy says, He says,
you're okay, Larkan says no.Look always like great, Starry, I

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didn't shoot down And Larkan's like,oh yeah, what's a much better?
So I feel like Malloy's giving Anhe's a ride because Malloy knows that Larkin
knows that this wasn't maybe the bestoutcome, and that you know, they
may have caused more damage than shootingit down in the desert. Who knows.
Who can say? I feel likeMalloy. Had Larkin landed the plane

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safely, perfectly and no damage atall, Malloy would be telling him any
one at this point for just acard car destruction reasons. As it is,
he Mulloy knows that Larkin's probably notgoing to have his job this time
next week, I kick a manwhen he's board of that car. Anyway,
he'll get the insurance on it,which is nice. And I mean

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Larkin also just turned EMC Gainey andlike teenage mutant Emcy Gainey into a fish
fish bowl EMC Gainey, so there'ssome respect there. They just took down
a fire truck. I love thischapter starts with within Gainey's helmet just spinning.
That's his little pit thing is justspinning it on the street. That's
the SIGND fight. Yeah, thatguy died because we just we saw him

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exit the fire truck through the windscreenand now we cut to his helmet spinning.
Don't know how that happened, physicsor anything, but it's just that.
And so there's no head inside it. The head is unprotected. I
get another shot of Luck in thesandals. Yeah, socks and sandals all
day. He's been doing that allday. He's been something everywhere he's been

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running. It's whole place time.I've been thinking about it, Jay and
Nick and I think I have mythree favorite things that came out of these
thirty nine episodes. Do you wantto hear him? Yes? I love
that we sort of figured out thatCyrus the virus just completely falls apart.
Ye when he doesn't have a premade speech ready, and he's I like

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that about him. It makes hima little more human, Yeah, which
I enjoy. I've liked this baggingon Cole Meeny. I think we've got
a lot of my islage at aMeani. Yeah, the mean Meani.
And also I just love the swampthing, like swamp things a beast and
I let fish tank swamp thing.Yeah, confirmation of swampthing and Pinball being

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the film's MVPs or the plans MVPsat least, I'd say swamp Thing is
both film and plan MVP. Yeah. Yeah, and just yeah, he's
a reason they live. Here's areason Nick Cage is probably still alive.
The way he landed that plane.Everyone anyone in that plane, it's swathing.

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He's a great pilot, He's Yeah, it's very impressive, although maybe
not a great getaway driver because hewas driving the fire truck and he drove
that thing in a big old circle, because they are right back where they
started, because this is like,oh did not have the money on him
on the fire truck chase, Butit's it's right here when he picked it

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up. So they are at themoney explosion site. We could wear the
five truck crashing in this here truck. So they went in a big circle
anywhere they might go off and thendown the strip somehow we'll throw a tunnel
one back around in a circle.So they were not something was trying to
drive away filed don't care anywhere.I mean Vegas is you know there's traffic.

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Yeah, yeah, there's a lotof traffic in Vegas. You'll turn
around and you know they want theydon't want you to leave Vegas. Like
when you try to leave Vegas,you're back in there. Like that movie
with with who is It? JesseEisenberg and Image and Boots where they try
to leave the neighborhood and just driveback in it. I mean, that's
that's why the film Leaving Las Vegasis like two hours long. It's it's

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hot to do I can't do it. It's like that movie Jerry with Natt
Dylan and and people are trying torun out of Vegas and they just can't
and then they get stuck on arock. Oh it's um the executing it

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exter angel, the angel that theexterminating as angel. Yeah, they're in
a room. They just called methe room. Well yeah yeah, it's
like, um, it's like cute. Las Vegas is a lot like Tony
Hawk pro Skater one video game designs. You think you at the end,
boom back at the beginning. Youjust have all that fun all over again.
Dude. Yeah, you have quartersin your hand for some reason.

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You're like, hey, I justI've left them all now I'm back in
the mall parking lot. How howis this okay? Well? I got
down the hill? How am I? How am I back up the hill?
What's going on with this? Jam? I like Cube, but Vegas?

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Yeah? Or identity when they somany films, it's just the location
you can't get out of. Fourteeno eight Qusa been stuck in a lot
of hotels, Yeah there are.And well he's probably gonna be staying in
Vegas tonight after this and he'll neverleave. Twenty twelve is him escaping things
over and over. That'd be funnylike twenty twelve, But it's just him

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escaping Las Vegas for two hours andhe doesn't Yeah, not mad. He's
no Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell couldget out of Las Vegas. Oh yeah,
escape from lv Escape from Sin Citywould be a five minute short film.
He just walks in walks right throughthe escape from LVA in this country.

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Because there's a big insurance company calledLVY in the UK calling it escape
from LVA. That's to rename thathe escape from Vegas. A lot of
people there's like, like the headoffice is in my hometown. A lot
of people here who'd like to escapefrom LVY knot. One of my favorite

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memories of Deep Blue Seed to Nickis when we asked you if that the
name Slater Trent or Trent Slater isbetter. I'm gonna the kid that just
transferred over from cool kid in highschool. I'm gonna read you five character
names, okay, and I wantyou to tell me which ones work better
backwards Okay, okay, been Green, Garland Green Garland, No, it's

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Garland Green. Okay, Hey ManJones, I'm glad Nathan. What about
Jones? Dog Diamond Nathan four dogNathan Jones. Yeah, okay, let's
do odell baby Oh oh, odellbaby. That sounds a nice one.

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I like that Odell baby, Ohbaby yo Odell Oh, I don't like
that baby yo O'Dell. No.I think it's good the way it is,
because if you try to mix itup, it just becomes no.
You don't like odell baby? Oh, I like code baby. That's punch.
Okay, Now what about twenty threeJohnny? I mean that's what do
you need to change on that?So it's Johnny twenty three, that's his

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name. What would you rather haveit be? Twenty three? Johnny?
Yeah? Twenty three Johnny all day? I mean sounds like a good time.
It sounds like you're at the dentistand you've you've got his number,
twenty three Johnny. Sorry, operatortwenty three Johnny, Please, I just
ride away. And last, butnot least, let's go with Grisom's virus,

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the Cyrus Wait, Grisom, theCyrus virus. That sounds like that
sounds like a villain in like akid's game. I mean to keep the
form, it will be like Grisom, the Risom Cyrus, the Risom Chrisom
prism. What's wrong? I hadthe Risoms all weekend? Dude, can't

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I'm too old to be doing thisanymore. This Risoms? Poe Cameron or
Cameron Poe Poe Cameron Camera. OhCameron Parker, Bishops, Sally Guard.
Oh yeah, can't dance Sally.I like that. Dance Sally can't.

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That's like a that's like a whodog wait, run dog dog go.
That's a sentence dance Sally can't,Hey man, dance Sally can't. Red
names with a commera in it.Ye. So, Jay, what's been
your favorite part about going through thisshow? I mean, I agree with
your funning out. Clrus is nota great villain or not not as smart

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as you things he is. It'sbeen a lot of fun. It's just
because it's it's all the time.I've never appreciated how great fous On,
like I missed him. He wasn'twith us long enough, so I missed
fous On. I still really enjoymy my theory about Darling Green. There's
been people bandying about the kid,the little girl he talks it wasn't real

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for years. I liked that it'smy theory of that it's his own memory.
He's gone back into the first killthat he ever did, and this
time he doesn't kill her, andthat it's fine that he's out because he's
out in this chapter. That thenthere's chapter he's out it's fine. It's
fine. He's reformed, he's nota killer anymore. He didn't kill the
little girl this time, so it'sall fine. He's gonna really lose a

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lot of money in Vegas. He'she found a handful of chips somewhere on
the floor in all of the ruckers. I'm just gonna start gambling. It's
all gonna be fine. He's notgonna eat the lady that's next to him
later that night. It's not gonnahappen. It's all gonna be fine.
You don't know. It's gonna befine, Nick, is it though?
It's gonna be fine? Sure aboutthat happy ending? What would happen if

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some guys came up to Tricia atthe end of this movie and we're like,
hey, you girl, and thenthey just started messing with her,
and then camera gets involved and killsone of them. That guy again,
Yeah, I mean it would behe. I bet he would do one
of those like you again. Ohyeah, it's told you maybe Cameron is

(18:06):
a killer. Yeah, he doesn'twant to come home. He's just he
really is just trying to find anybecause he was just he starts to fight
with someone. Oh man, Iwas just out. Now I gotta go
back in just when I thought itwas well and baby, I will be
hanging out. So that's good eatingsnowballs. So the guy who picks up

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the kendo I mentioned in the introductionthat he is the first in this film
who has the most oscars. Doyou know who that guy is that picks
up the candle? Yeah? Theguy picks up girl and Green's Kendal and
he says, this is a weirdthing to be on a plane for the
hard asses. Is he a producer? He is? On? Hold on,

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I don't know Brian Hayes Curry.So he's an actor who was in
Biodome, Saw three, Promise Species. If he's Ninja, I'm ageddon stuck
on you. But he also wroteand produced screen books Why Yeah alongside.
He wrote it alongside Nick Vlonga,and he produced it alongside Peter Farelli.
The guy has two Oscars for writingand producing Best Picture and Best Screenplay winner

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Green Book. Yeah, Well,what's more important when of those oscars or
sharing a scene with John Cusack's dad, there we go. That's a great
quine of those oscars? Probably yes. I don't know how to answer that
because I feel like if you lookat John Cusack's dad and that, I
just I feel like it's it's almostlike, oh, it's Mark Ryan.

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It's not Mark Rylands. Yeah,I mean, yeah, yeah, it
does look like Mark Rylands very much. So, especially when you pause it
right at the fifty second mark andhe's looking at him with those eyes like
there's piercing just stones of eyes.I'm like, it's my Oh it's not
Mark Rylands. I like that whatyou said, looking at with those eyes
and they pulled it with blinking.We had two Oscar winners in the frame,

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so nice. Yeah, I mean, I haven't changed everyone in the
cuff. Sybody else is like onebecause there's all the credits in this film.
That's malcoishnt it twice? Malkovich's numberone, Malkish number one, Pushemi's
number one. I don't that's anyof the other actors have any Jezus Nick

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Cage should have two because he wasso good a pig, because I loved
him in Next, Hey Nick,give me a favorite. Last week we
were talking about a couple of weeksago, we were talking about Julianne Moore's
hat in the movie Next. Canyou google that and just tell me what
you think about it right now?Yeah, you'll like it. Sorry if

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it makes a bump noise. Ifyou're in Vegas and there's a gigantic explosion
of cash, are you going tosteal the bills? Yes? Yeah,
I mean I'd like to think ofbetter than that. But there's there's just
light around on the floor. Yeah, there's Chris Pristine dollars everywhere, So
you would would you would you kindof get all kind of crazy like people
would in the States during Black Fridayto like wrestle a TV away from someone

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else, or would you be tastefulabout it. I'm not going to start
destroying property or like fighting people forit. I'm just gonna collect. Like
the guys that are jumping up inthe air, they're already going for it.
I'm not gonna like stick to theground the other and collect and if
people start getting aggressive and violent,we're gonna go. We're just gonna head

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out. I think it's it's theboring safe answer. But that's what well
I was saying that that's what Ilike to think I would do. But
also I'm quite impressionable. It's notlike if people start I do get carried
away, sometimes an auction one wearingthem buying a vacation because no one was

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to stop me. Hey, that'swhat I I love skiing, so you
know that. Yeah, I wasas soon as I like placed the bid
in it one, I just hadthat not in my stomach, Like I
was watching guncut gems and it wasjust just didn't go away until after that
vacation. So I feel like Icould just get swept up along with it,
and I don't think I would stopbefore getting violent. But also I

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feel like if I see people looting, I might just join him. I
don't want to do that. Idon't want it. You could get away
with several grand easy, your tripwould be paid for. I would lose
it immediately though, because I didn'tlike whenever you go you go to a
place and you're like, let's sayyou win a grand, You're like,
I'm spending this because you didn't comewith it. That's my that's my philosophy.

(22:44):
So that the ree grand will begone in an instant. Yeah,
if you if you break even,it feels like it's it's kind of fair.
Yeah, you find the hat.So here's what I'm wondering what's what's
the question regarding the hat? What'syour opinion? I don't understand it.
I guess like there's a basketball haton are they all wearing basketball hats?

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It's the FBI. And then there'sa group shot where like there's a bunch
of them and they all have thesame hat, and it's like, well,
why why do you have this hat? What is the purpose of this
hat? This hat that clearly justsays LA on it, Like there's no
I'm even everybody around her has thesame hat, and it's like, why
you would just have a standard likeassumedly dark blue with white and or yellow

(23:30):
lettering and it says FBI on it. It's a terrible hat. Yeah,
it's not great. And I gotMegan here everybody. By the way,
we're talking about Julian Moore's hat inthe movie next Oh okay, and I
have my hat as well, butI'm currently not wearing it because of how

(23:51):
my headphones up. Nick's wearing theCherry Street hat. Nice, So Meg
Connair thoughts, yeah, uh startingwith the final sequence, Yeah, the
exchange between um blanking now Colminian isjust so funny. What are you okay

(24:18):
no? With with with Colmeni orNick. Yeah, they're just hilarious.
It's just a wonderful little bit theyhave but a destroyed car and I was
tired of it anyway, It's justit's a delight they finally made amends.
I know a lot of the comments. So if you watch this on YouTube,

(24:41):
if you watch the clip like Idid multiple times, Um, just
for refreshing all the comments and aroundthe sentimentality of the scene. But they're
a little bit at the beginning isjust hilarious. Yeah, they're good together.
That's why you bring these actors inand it's so casual. Yeah,
and they just they're pros. Butin the script he said he's getting too

(25:06):
old for the car, which Ifeel like that's a little bit too much
self awareness from I just like that. It feels like he's almost cutting him
off and he's like Nope, no, like, don't even finish it.
Don't finish it. But that feelsvery natural to me, Like it's the
way my coworkers and I talk toeach other. Nope, it's a terrible

(25:26):
week. I don't want to talkabout it. You know it, We've
been through it. Yeah, wejust crashed the plane through the laws Vegas
Strip. You know, I wasgoing to make a joke when I came
in here, like I just crashedmy car into the garage a plane landing
on the strip. But that thatseems a bit destructive. We got to

(25:48):
do that now. I like thecorrection of the garage is fine. The
garage is all right, no worries. Yeah, don't do that. I
always wanted a third car. There'san excuse. We could plow a hole
we need we need an office.If we just drive through the side of
the house, most of the workis done. I'm good with a hammer.
I don't if that helps anything.But yeah, that's pretty quick.

(26:11):
Better tool for the joke. That'snot going to destroy a car in the
process. Hey sure, okay,okay, So one last thing I want
to do, Jay and Nick notlast thing, and Megan, I'm putting
us all on the spot. Yeah, that's I want to do a nineteen
nineties action movie tournament where draft,where the four of us put together squads

(26:34):
of five we draft. We justpicked five nineteen nineties action films and then
I'll match us all up on movies, Stones of flicks, Facebook or Twitter
or Conair one of those. Butlet's since we're talking about one of the
most popular nineties action films that probablyis one of the most gift gift memed
action films, let's put together awant to do that. Yeah, I

(26:59):
feel like you have no choice,but yeah, sure yeah, Jay,
if you just said no, um, who would have added some spice.
I have a number. I'll golast, but I have a number between
one and two hundred and fifty inmy head. Megan, what guess the
number between one and two fifty?Yeah? Two forty nine? Okay,

(27:22):
Jay, uh, two forty nineand a half sixty nine. So we're
gonna go Nick, Megan, Jay, what I want to you got it?
Bro? Sixty nine? Will theWilson Brothers get together? We got

(27:42):
up broad down? Okay, that'sfrom the pre show recording. They got
to cut that out. Not awhole bit in the Suicide Squad sixty nine.
I know it's a bit from Billand Head's I know he asked how
many people they killed sixteen when Iplayed trivia with my wife, brother in

(28:06):
law and future sister in law.Anytime there's a toss up question where you
just have to guess a number,there's always some combination of four twenty and
sixty nine, or we'll do anumber point like six nine or point four
twenty. And that's actually helped usbeat out other teams before because we're children.
My number one with a bullet heat, no question. All right,

(28:27):
Megan, you're up. I mean, can I pick deep Lucy? Yeah?
All right, deep se It's allover here. I'm here today,
Megan. I'm gonna take Whoa.I'll take hard Boiled. Oh yeah,

(28:51):
rude? All right, Nick,you're back under siege? Oh Megan,
mission impossible twist? Oh man,Okay, I'm gonna lose this, but
I really want I watched this movielately and I really liked it. So

(29:11):
I'm gonna take Dark Angel with DarkDarf Dolf float because it's funny darf all
right, Nick, face off?Oh man? Yeah, I want no
scenery left unchewed on my list.I want every last bit of scenery cheered

(29:32):
up. You got Tommy Lee Jonesplaying a harmonica, Yes you have?
You have Nick Cage acting its faceoff? Well gosh, yeah, I
didn't even mean to do that.All right, Meg, what do you
got? Hailed it? Um IndependenceDay? Yeah, we'll let you have
it. Hey, uh can't setthe Mummy. Yeah, of course I'll

(29:56):
do pint break. M hmm,wait nineties yeah, point break. Okay,
Hey, there we go. Allright, Nick, your back,
Golden Eye, Se Megan, uhSpeed, uh oh, Speed's a good

(30:19):
pick. There's men in black thatkind of action stuff like comming whatever cares
all right black, let's see.All right, let me pick. I
mean there's one like super cheat Codeone in here. I'm gonna try to.
Yeah, I'm gonna try to ohyeah, oh gosh, no,

(30:40):
you know what I'm gonna lose.I love the Thirteenth Warrior. I'm taking
that. I love that movie.What a movie? All right? Nick?
All right, this is the finalfifth pick, right, so the
first fifth fifth for me. I'mbetween three films. I'm between Cli Hanger
and Hard Rain. But I'm reallygonna go curveball on this. But I'm

(31:04):
gonna say Lost World, Jurassic Park. Whoa nice good puddle action? All
right? Jay? Oh, Megan, Meghan, come on, I was
all Primes. Whoa Starship Troopers.It's such a good one. Yah,
my final pick. I gets mylast pick. It's my last action picks.

(31:29):
I'm gonna take Lost Action here.Wow. Well, play and I
can't. I gotta have me someRenny. So I'm taking Cliffhanger, Sure
T two. I'm very proud ofus. It's not a good movie.
Yeah, I'm not a big funYes, I don't. I don't know.
I'm just it's not a good movie. Fast one we got it and
the other one. Sorry I'm interrupting, guy. Oh no, no,

(31:52):
no, no, I love it. I love the take. That's awesome.
Heat, Undersiege, Face Off,Gold and I, Lost World,
Jurassic Park, Meghan, Deep BlueSea, Mission, All Independence Day,
Speed Starship Troopers, Jay Die,Harper, The Vengeance, Twister, Mummy,
Men in Black, Class Action Hero, Mark Hard Boiled, Dark Angel,
Point Break, Thirteenth Bay or Cliffhanger. I mean I lost it with

(32:14):
Dark Angel. But Dolph Lungren landsthe Greatest spin Kick. That movie is
very interesting. Everyone listening, there'sa movie out there called like Come in
Peace or Dark Angel, and Iapologize if you heard it. I'm not
trying to Mark explain, but it'sabout Dolph Langren battling intergalactic drug dealers who
are secreting Sarahtonin from Humans and Dolphinsare one of those to go back on

(32:39):
the planet. Yeah, all thoseto boilermakers so they can go back to
their planet and sell it for likeone millions time what they're going. And
so you have a drug dealer who'skilling people. Another drug dealer is trying
to stop him. You have DolphLungern who's trying to stop them, and
it's just a beautiful It was writtenby David kept Ben Ben yeh ben Ben

(33:00):
and he gets eaten who David Kappwrote it. Who gets eaten in Lost
Rol Jurassic Park? And so yeah, it's it's a very fun movie.
I love Mark. Listen that wantsto hit more about the film, they
should probably distance not coming roundcasts becauseit's currently winning the movie of the month.
To wait, we're like three orfour days away from that pole ending.

(33:21):
It's definitely by the time it comesout, I would have it is
out if it's not right anymore.But Mark, you're clyn oh Man.
Mark, would that movie make fora great double feature with Repo Man,
Yes, it would because they're justboth a good time. They're fun and
they're different and they're yeah, yeah, do it watch them both Repo Man.

(33:44):
Listen to that episode and then listento Dark Game there's a scene I'll
try to swear j but Dolph lyinggoes what he's like these holes from space.
Yeah, he calls the aliens fromspace a holes. You're like,
these stupid a hole aliens are chasingus, like drug drug drug dealing able
aliens. You came in peace,now you leave in pieces. That's what

(34:04):
he says to the alien. Ilike that line, like these two guys
go it's a bad joke, butthese two guys going the strip club and
golf goes. I do my bestthinking here and then the guy's like,
all the blood is leaving my brains. Such it's so nineties, but it's
it's wonderful. Hey man, Hey, sorry country Wes Anderson. We had

(34:31):
a eventful preshow recording today. Sowe've talked about the lock In conversation and
that sorry Larking handshake. Have aquick second talk about the polark In chat
where Hey Larkin, there's now threeminute trust Larkins reply? Is one of
them? Me? Am I oneof them? Well would it be?

(34:52):
Why does this point need to behammered home? Yeah, that's what he
gave you that you don't one ofthem. It's fouls on I'm we've already
did it for twenty minutes on theplay Mad Together sound like Anna dance and
I become buds like this is Ifeel like Cusack is incapable of not seeing
that. Yeah, Like Cusack's nota guy where you look at him,

(35:14):
then he does like a like alike a thumbs on a little finger gun,
like you say something really cool andthen he was like, yeah,
man, that was totally great,Like that was good, Like is it
me? He dis wrecked it?I don't. I don't think he's capable
of finishing something cool. Yeah,he's just not a cool guy. John

(35:35):
Cusack is a decent guy. Okay, Well, like no, I'm just
saying like him like his characters,Like, I don't his character has never
done something that's for sure, anythingcool on screen. No, Like he's
just I mean he kicked in thehead. That's kind of cool. And
also, everybody listening, Megan,if you ever defeat him, if you

(35:59):
ever um poever in Alabama at anoyster bar and you beat up some people,
Okay, I'll wait for you whenyou're in prison. Ah. I
just want to let you know nicedoesn't look out well, so we can
have Anice reunion scene with our daughter. Yeah, I'll have to write you

(36:20):
letters while you're doing pull ups.You can use the letters as bookmarks when
you're reading Infinite Jest. I'll keepit bunny for her. Maybe get a
hack out in prison before the flight. Just a suggestion. I just send
Megan. I just send Megan booksInfinite Jest every month, as opposed to
like magazines. Since we're touching onthis, did we talk about this song

(36:42):
at all? Yeah? What doyou think? Did you listen to this?
I was no. I was abig fan of country living in South
Florida, of all weird places tobe in the country, but there's a
very subset of the area, andboth songs were popular on the radio.
And I remember being such a weirdthing because you guys know that both Tricia
Yearwood and Lean Rhymes sang the songand it was popular. Oh yeah,

(37:06):
it was very odd. Which onedo you like? I don't know.
I mean, I think I'm usedto probably both. I don't know.
Do you like the maturity of TriciaYearwood's or the youthful vigor of Leon Rhymes
that sounds creepy? Mark sad againbut tried blinking blinking or do you like

(37:28):
the youthful vigor? Well, youknow, when she started she was known
for yodeling in her singing. Reallyyeah, she had a yodel. If
you look it up, she hada yodel in her voice. So this
was kind of a departure for her. It was a real big ballad.
This is when she dropped the yodel. I don't know it's when she dropped
it, but that was sort ofwhere she started out with Juel yodel a

(37:50):
lot. Would you rather listen toJewel for rhymes? I don't know,
maybe Jewel. I kind of wantto hear Leon, a Jewels version of
Can't Fight the Moonlight Now from kyoteUgly. I mean, if I had
to listen to any country, it'sgoing to be nineties and eighties country.
Yeah. Modern, it's no newcountry, no country pop, no nick.

(38:17):
When I hear pop country nowadays,I kind of want to just crawl
into a hole. Do you getthat reaction or no? I just don't
want to be around it. Ohmy gosh, they've been playing it on
Hits one recently. I just wantto rip out the radio. Yeah,
like Florida, Georgia, Florida borderline. I don't know, personality disorder.

(38:42):
That Georgia country band. What's thename Florida Georgia Line. Yeah, that's
it. Oh Man hurts, Yeah, I um. I used to be
a traffic reporter for a local radiostation and then they picked me up and
they started using me, so itwould be me, but I would record
for three different radio stations and theywould just kind of I'd have to change

(39:04):
out, you know, the callsignal at either the beginning or the end
of it, and one of them. It was interesting. I was actually
on AM radio for a little bit, and I was doing traffic during on
a conservative talk radio station during SeanHannity Show, which is like weird because
I didn't know the guy. Itwas just for the local outlets, so
the signal we would just catch itand kind of swap stuff around. So

(39:27):
it was never like, hey,Nick, what's going on in Baltimore.
I'm like, well, Sean,we're doing this and the other. It
was just kind of tucked in.But I didn't realize that his intro theme
for the show is this is howwe roll. And I'm like, okay,
like that's different. Good for you, Sean. But then I heard
it every single day for four straightyears, and I'm like, I hate
Florida short a line like I willnever listen to their music ever, ever.

(39:50):
Ever. I don't even know thatsong. Can you sing it?
No? I mean I can,but I'm not gonna do it right now.
Private concert, Nope, he's doneit before. I have an entire
episode of him singing Limp Biscuits,hot dog flavored, starfish water yep acoustic

(40:12):
mm hmmm, mm hmm. AndI was patting on. I was using
Walter as a tom drama. Soevery time I bind him, he be
like, I would kind of giveit that like weird new metal and you
with umald metal kind of vibe toit, was gonna harmonize. How do
I live? No, I woulddo it. That was difficultype. How

(40:34):
would it be difficult over Skype?What do you mean? What do you
mean? Let's see we almost hadit if he didn't get go. When
someone starts and then the other onejust starts filing in to hear it.
I love how everyone who's not editingthis is saying, yes, let's do
it. He just said no sofast because it's singing over Skype. No,

(40:57):
it's not gonna work. I thinkit's great. Began. What's your
favorite Nick Cage movie? Oh,I mean I really enjoy the unbearable way
of massive talent. He's a delightI'm and Pedro a lot of fun.
That's good Knick Cage movie. That'slike, yeah, he's so meta Cage,

(41:20):
but he's not over the top.No, it's a tough balancing act
that he does in that it is, which makes it very delightful. It's
sort of like watching Barb and Starbecause I'm always going to plug this movie
and they just get the tone soright that you're not annoyed or you're you're
in on the joke, but it'sstill very earnest, absolutely very earnest.
And then Pedro carries it too.I mean Pedro always carries it. He's

(41:44):
the best Internet just daddy. Sothis is what's your favorite in the Cage
movie? Oh, Raising Arizona.I thought you're gonna say Bandy, Oh,
well my performance. Oh gosh,that's the one you mentioned every episode.
I feel like saying Mandy's your favoritemovie is a little odd, but

(42:05):
I love it's Mandy Are Raising Arizona? It's really good. Yeah, I
had my students watching Your Color outof Space. I don't like it his
accent. I love the movie,but that's what kills it for me.
Yeah, it his accent in ColoradoSpace is three thousand times worse. Oh,

(42:28):
it's amazing. That's a tough one. I know. No, Raising,
Arizona Mandy are my favorite. Butwhat about Face Off? Because it's
John wu movie. It's just alot, that's the point. It's too
much. He throws babies out ofwindows. Come on, whoo, who
whoo. I just he's too much. Nick, what's your favorite Nicolas Cage

(42:51):
performance? My favorite Nicholas Cage performancecomes from the Academy Award nominated Golden Globe
Award nominated Independent Spirit Award nominated Palmduar Con Film Festival winning film Wild at
Heart. Yeah, great spin,Such a good film, such a good
film. You know, when Ithink Wild at Heart, I think at

(43:14):
the Horse movie. So that justthrew me off. I love will the
Heart. He wears a leather jacketand throw spincakes. Does it's a representation
of these spincakes, representative representation ofmy First Amendment rides love. It's a

(43:34):
good impression. What about you,jack Alight? So outside of Connor,
I would say performance is pig filmthat he's technically in but isn't a nick
cage film. Is Spider Manuteo TheSpider of Us, but film but he's
in is an it cage film?Is going in sixty seconds. He's in
the movie, but it's not likeit's not a nick cage film, but

(43:57):
he's in the movie. I said, it's it's one of the three categories.
I would say, into the Spiderverses of John Lady film, I
would say it, let's say it'sit's more of a gentle landy film than
a cage. If we're ranking things, what I say my favorite knit cage
film is Grindhouse's. That's not evenTrainer in the middle. It's not.

(44:20):
But I want to say Seconds afilm I love with. Just if you
think has got a Bunker's sporting carsgoing to sixty seconds is insane, just
there's so many people in that.But I hate cars, so I don't
understand why that's my face. Ilove that he fights Christopher eccleston and Christopher
eccleston plays the carpenter. He loveswood. He just loves wood, and

(44:45):
then he breaks a chair to annoyhim. Yeah, it's like in Men
in Black when when Will Smith.Oh is that your auntie? I guess
that must meet your uncle. That'slike his equivalent to break in a chair.
Oh yeah, Oh I think thatis up appreciation is Oh yeah,
it's a great quote. This sorry, this is his first time meetings.

(45:12):
She's terrified. Understandable. Let's talkabout this little meetings. It's it's all
they've wanted this whole film. Thisis what this is the goal. So
like we should least mention on thispodcast episode. I think Andrew Right does
a pretty good job of being terrifiedof this monster it presented to her.
Buddy bloody, he has an armpit, Bunny, we've got a stink.

(45:36):
He's got to absolutely break. Yeah. You having Mallory now it breaks my
heart. M that's the first timeseeing her. I like that they pan
in on her face when they're doingthe hug and she just sort of looks
like she's accepting it. But yeah, it's it still looks like a bit

(45:57):
much. He's not the dad shewas hoping for, but she's gonna hug
him anyway. I mean they've writtenyears, they've written many letters because she's
never oh yeah, because she neversaw him in prison. Yeah, she
has had a picture of him,but this is gonna be tainting every memory
she's gone. It's like, thisis the guy writing to me, thinks

(46:22):
I think that's I think that'd bepretty awesome the first time if it's flipped,
Like if my first time I meetmy mom, it's Sarah Connor from
T two, just shredded and coveredin blood and like all that, and
I'm like, well, this wouldbe fun. That's kind of bad.
Yeah, like, oh hey,my mom's kind of a badass. You

(46:42):
just saved the world from an apocalypse, mom, Like John Connor saves the
world, but like Hank Connor justhey man, hey, y'all, my
brother's got save the world. I'mnot even jealous. I'm not. Yeah,

(47:02):
yeah, I'm not like I'm likethat brother that's like, oh,
my brother's gonna save the world.I'm all jealous. I'm gonna put your
hands on me, brother, Hank'sgonna come through and just beat you.
Where up I got John's bat.You mess with John, you mess with
me, mess with me. Youmessed with me because John won't get my
back because he's gotta save the world. So why would he help me?

(47:23):
Also, he tweaked his ankle theother day, so I'm trying to let
him rest it. That's the firsttime IVE ever said that. I'm kind
of bummed about it. It's makingme ever think my entire relationship with my
brother's. I mean, we loveeach other. Don't get me wrong with
brothers at all. But you know, now that I really think about it,
I ran out of gas the otherday. You won't even come bring

(47:43):
me fuel that he was telling aboutthis new coffee he found. I'm like,
yeah, it's nice and all,but that's not gonna help me get
to where I gotta go. John, how about you bring me some some
gas. Nah, I gotta savethe world. That can't. I can't
clear the table or he wash thedishes? John, what if what if

(48:05):
he cuts his hand? Turned quickly? What if he cuts his hand while
doing dishes and he just falls apart? Do you just talk to yourself from
being a supportive brother into I don'tlike that guy. Listen. I'm I'm
a big fan in art of characterdevelopment and like so, I mean,
I think this is a good storyto tell. Thank you for saying that
with a straight face, because there'salways the hateful brother who becomes the good

(48:29):
brother. I want to I wantto really loving brother who's like, wait,
my brother's kind of a jerk,but then was saving the world,
Like that's an interesting thing. Butalso you just your mom? Yeah,
okay, speaking term and my brother. Yeah, I will track this see
three Adoption of the Machines day aptbecause towards each other, because of that

(48:58):
distance, that separation, that's wherethey're loving brother and he becomes just cold
and dead behind the eyes. That'sthe real machine. Machine is the loss
of love and the family. There, the real villain is the humans,
not the robots exactly. Robots aremore human humane, try a different word
there, they have more emotion.There you go, they're more humane and
they have more emotion than what thehumans do. But she now chat gept.

(49:22):
I'm sure they're just like, yeah, I got a kind of feelings.
The humans we met along the waysummarize a lot of the new Pinocchio,
Yeah, or the new Flight ofthe Concords. When the Robots movie
where they kill of the humans.Oh that's the song. Yeah, yeah,
I've lost it guys. Yeah,so so I really like the lights.

(49:42):
I just got a few more meetthought about this chapter when I get
to I really like the lights behindthem at that's meeting. I think that's
a nice little backdrop to this.Sorry, it's fun. I have a
bunch of months since I need toget to during the credits. I did
so much prep for this, andwe're gonna go through it so I'll comfortable.
I wrote all of this down andI'm gonna read it. Tell me
what you need, Jay, weall write this ship. That's like the

(50:07):
last they had for this, thislittle chapter of like you know, there's
a good pollution from friends and optimistic. Fine. Let's let's let's talk about
the credits. Want to put thecredits a little bit because we have the
start of the credits is in thatwonderful thing that everyone loves shots from the
film with the actors and their lovein this fine and have a good time.
I like that the work was putin to try and find scenes where

(50:29):
all the characters were smiling, becausenot all these characters are happy, good
lucky folks. So the fact thatthey managed to find a shot for each
of them where they're like happy evenas coal meanis is like a sarcastic girl
look at this guy don't have that, but I like them. I have
a problem with the order of thecredits. Every film that I see is
the order credits and order the creditsol Meeni, Michael Williamson, Nick Chinland,

(50:52):
Ron Malkovich, Being Rheims Chapelle,f Steve Easton, step Chemmy,
Danny Treo, Danny, Andrew Albright, Nicholas Cage. This list is garbage.
This order is just red foot.I can see no sense as to
what this order is. It's probablygoing to be agents and contracts and all

(51:14):
that nonsense, but it makes nosense in terms of or we see them
alphabetical prominence in the film. There'sno logic to it whatsoever other than ending
with Cage. Other than that,it's a crapshoot. I don't get it
at all. It's I feel likethat's what you expect from the beginning of
a movie. Nowadays they sort offlash names in order of importance. But

(51:36):
now we've gone to a much moreauditable way where they say in order of
appearance or in alphabetical order. Thisis madness. It's not. There's so
and then we get I think Ithink it should be Andrew Albright Stevie Ston,
Ronolda, Dave Chappelle, Nition andRichard Coota and Danny mc gainey,

(52:00):
Steveidchelly Mucaty, Willimson, oh MeniThing Rhimes, Monica Potter, John mccoch,
John Cusack. That's what I thinkthe order should be, a like
reverse ord of importance. No offenseto Andrew Bright. She doesn't do a
great deal in the she's great inthis scene. Yeah, but when we
get to the rest of the actingcredits, we have a little special breakout
featuring Brendan Kelly as Conrad. Thishas got to be some agent contract nonsense,

(52:27):
because Brendan Kelly as Conrad, thatshould not have it. He should
not have his own credit above thelikes of they actually played Francisco Sims,
Debbie, the Little Girl, Guinny. It's like honor should be down with
with Viking Blade and the Guards that'sreconcerned with. He's missing from a bunch
of scenes. He's the only Conrad. We don't know what happened to him.

(52:49):
He's not arrested, he's not killed, he's just missing. Maybe that's
why they do it. It's likekind of a reminder of like, hey,
Hey, did we solve this threat? I guarantee most. And then
you're like he's never named in thefilm, Like no one says oh that's
Conrad at any point, So likepeople looking gets it. It's an asient

(53:10):
thing. The hell is that picturehas an identity? This guy as Yeah,
that's is maybe furious, But Ihave a question, where's the bunny
in the credit? Uncredited? Noteven on MTV does the bunny have a
credit? Wow? Yeah, yeah, I think you're right about agents because

(53:35):
Aaron Knworth. I'm a big fanof Marlon Wayns, but he had almost
top billing for Air and Aaron Knuworthwas like his agent worked out something magical
for him to get top billing onthis movie. So yeah, they definitely
like also Dason confused. The guywho was with me, Lajoviovic, he
got a huge booking in that movie. Then they ended up cutting his role
a lot, but he got stillheavily promoted for it because of the agents.

(53:59):
So yeah, I think this oneof those situations. Yeah, it's
just it's just made me so mad. H oh and yeah, sorry my
mouse froze and I was like,my womans, I can't get to my
notes ame JJ Everyons did an uncrediteddial apologe on this film. Absolutely,
I did not know until pretty cool. But yeah, I have a bunch

(54:21):
of little things I wanted to getto because this is our final episode or
doesn't one else have any anything totalk about the credits before we get into
my nonsense? No, get intoa jet right? Okay? Nick?
Nick, are you do you havea question or are you doing it?
No? I'm getting to the dad. I'm excited. Okay, First up,

(54:42):
we're finishing talking about a film.Mark what happens when if we finished
talking about a film, you doa bunch of the data? Yeah,
I need to tell you. Howis this film similar to Deeply See?
Yeah? So if listeners, ifyou want to listen to us on kind
of the podcast, you're already missingout Deeply See the po gast is where
it's at. Where we did thisfor Deep Receives the trilogy? Next,

(55:04):
Been there a bunch of times?Came there a bunch of times in the
future again, Been there a bunchof times? Share we there in the
future as well. Yeah, sowe've done all DeepC truogy when not looking
at Deeps too, you did,and they're fantastic. And at the end
of every film, I do alittle parison of how is this film like
DEEPAC It's quite a short list thistime when not a very deep C decent
film. It turns out, look, here we go. Main hero spent

(55:27):
time in prison, not enough peopleon board to deal with the situation when
everything goes wrong. Prisoners have theycarefully planned escape plan because deep as an
escape last members sing a song inthe film Dancing on Transport. It features
a Sopranos cast member, Stephen sheAuditor. Also they are together remembers zigrets.

(55:49):
But if if I started doing filmsthat one persons one person, fla
appeared and we'll be here all day. A building explodes, a plane is
destroyed, a bad guy is killedby throwing an implement associated with smoking lights
a shock in DC and cigarette inthis thing or something. An old guy
talks about peeing. That's a destroidswimming pool, and after Cyrus dies,

(56:12):
his leg twitches, which happens tolook at rapper pool. See, but
I did have one other areah,there are similarities. So there are six
hundred and sixty seven people credited forDQC seven hundred fifty nine. Many people
do you think these two films havein common? Oh, we know the
prop department, we know the costumer. So I'm gonna say eight, Nick,

(56:38):
are we talking? People? Aredepartments? People? People? Sixty
nine people, Megan, Um,let's go with a guess of forty twenty
six, So going over twenty sixpeople. So we know that Trevor Rabin

(57:00):
did the score for both. Sothere are bunch of musicians in both of
them. So that's at Christowers inthe orchestra, James Status to French,
Shawn lad macintoshes in New Yorker.They got the thatch. They got the
thatch for the French horn, MalcolmMcNab on the trumpet, Nick Lenny Smith
in additional orchestra, Sandy to Crescentin the orchestra, Sebassian Toucher on cello,

(57:21):
Leeve Kempster on the score mixer,Tommy Johnson on the tuber, Will
Capping, the musicator Gordon Goodwin andthe conductor Gregory H. Watkins, the
assistant recording mixer, John P.Fazal favorable sound design sequences, Olivia Patton
the assistant music dator, and PaulInford has two credits in each film as
the score producer and did some musiccomposer. But there are other people like

(57:45):
set dressing by Steve Fouler both films. Dana Christen Vale Crezer's Dirk Vale did
stunts one was the an aerial coordinator. Former costume designed by Debora Ecard.
Eric Paul Quartle Apologies did the setdressing on Deepacy and was the lead man
on Connair. Jamie Hines was agroup for both. Russell R. Anderson
was lead man for both. Tomkerum So Tony Karen was the caterer for

(58:08):
both of these films. Sarah Catizoniwas the medic on both of them.
Travis Bauman was the composing artist.What do you can see in the computer
graphic effects for Connor and Wendy AutmanCohen did principle I wear well, not
just corn air, and you cansee four hundred and fifteen films. He

(58:31):
has done principle I wear on sincethe mid nineties. Like like if someone's
wearing glasses basically yes, like shejust I'm so confused because isn't that a
props thing? Like, hey,my character would have glasses, were you
picked from these glasses? But yougot to Wendy Lman Cohen. She appears

(58:53):
to be the best because she's donefour hundred and fifteen different she's still working
today. She's the director of theGlasses anyway, So that's amazing. I
must have a really good eye forthat kind of thing. Oh, here
we go. And speaking of usingyour eyes, one thing after the Deep

(59:13):
with Sea comparison, it's work outhow deep and how blue is air?
Something always do on Deep with thepodcast is how deep and how blue on
average the film is. This makesno sense so when the Connair, But
I've gone through the film, I'veworked out how deep and how blue it's
the moment you've seen roughly estimate,etc. Of the film is And normally
i'd have you guessed, do youthink it's deeper or bluer than Connor than

(59:35):
Deep with See? But of courseno point here. And it listens.
If you're wandering Deep with See,it's about fourteen and a half meters deep,
thirty one percent blue on average.We have a whole ranking spreadsheet.
Connair is on average one thousand,two hundred and forty one point five meters
up in the air, which isof course about four thousand and seventy three

(59:58):
feet and it's eleven point five percentblue. This this is like there's a
lot of blue skies, blue uniforms. I figured the film would be bluer,
but it's it's not that blue.It's a lot of dust, a
lot of dirt, a lot ofgrimy scenes. So depthwise, this is
it is deeper than Cliffhanger, lessdeeper than Die Hard two. I have

(01:00:19):
it still not beating Nick, stillnot beating your top pick of that godsili
Uss Bilante's still at least deep film. What would that take place in space
for a while. And blueness.It's bluer than the eventus of Ford fair
Lane, less blue than Beyond thePositon Adventure. So there we are just
a couple of things I've been keepingtrack of as we go through the film.
I kept a kill count. Iflisteners are wondering how many people die

(01:00:44):
during kind of there are some variousYouTube channels give a kill count. I
disagree with all of them. Thatjuns out, so I had a total
kill of probably forty people. Someof them are unconfirmed. If it tends
if you count with when Poe fightsCyndino's men, if he kills them all

(01:01:04):
or not, I don't know.If he doesn't know. If he does,
then it's and if Larkin. Ifif swamp Thing dies, which it
probably dies because we have the spinninghelmets, that's one things definitely. So
yeah, if if Cyndina's gunmen areall killed, then it's forty. If
they're not killed, thirty seven.Poe kills four. He kills Billy Joe
at the start its bed. Ofcourse he kills two people. Billy,

(01:01:25):
he kills Diamond Dog and Cyrus thevirus Crescent Diamond Dog. I have him
down for four or kills as well. Guard Chambers during the takeover and three
soldiers during the skirmish ats Learner Airfield, Sam's good Wine, Kopaovic, Warlock.
I blamed Warlock for killing Symbol actualbecause he didn't learn anyone to him.

(01:01:50):
Piper was already a die that point, but Warlock gets to play one
of Cyndino's gunmen gets. He killedthe guy in the radio tower what's his
name? Phil killed fill, theRedtail laid killed two, Mongoose killed two.
Ay Jack's Viking killed one. Apiece. The soldiers at the lenary field
killed three. Malloya. I've gotdown for killing two. I have Malloy

(01:02:13):
killing a Las Vegas driver and Johnthree because the plane crashed. And I'm
blaming Milloyd for the plane crashing,but you could argue that's maybe swamp thing
or just circumstance acting, but Idon't know. Larkin killed one, got
larkiness kill and swamp thing. AsCyrus virus grew some total killed count of
thirteen. He killed Benson, hekilled Carls, He killed the co pilot

(01:02:36):
Sims, guards Garner, Ryan,and Renfro during the said explosion. He
shot Starkey in the head. Hekilled Cydina's pilot and Sidino of course,
and three soldiers a Learnery field.Cyrus killed thirteen people. I was kind
of debating going through and seeing whohad won the had the Sweatbucket award on

(01:02:58):
average throughout the film, but wedidn't give it away in some chapters,
and so I'm just gonna say Babioprobably wins the Overlas bucket because he's always
sweaty in every scene. So,and just looking back, we didn't actually
assigned Rhymes to connumber one and Ramiroas the two riminals who we were there
at Learner Airfield but did not getback on the planes. They just kind

(01:03:21):
of got lost in the learner.So I like to think we said that
they were just out there they gotaway. Maybe, So I'm going to
say they're another couple of babios wherethey were wrongly arrested for crossiding commit and
they used this opportunity to get awayor their ninjas, and so they put
their Ninjas for good Number one ramirosNinjas for Good. I was recently on

(01:03:44):
a train for six hours, andon that train for six hours, I
wanted to read a book. SoI read a book start to finish what
was on that train. And thebook that I read was by a guy
called Richard Woodley. It was Connair, the novel to theation from the Stott
Rosenberg. So whilst I was readingthat, I made a little list of

(01:04:06):
all the differences between the book andthe film. Okay, just cut all
the stuff I said, and justread this is the type of the internet.
This is well, this is atwo part I'm not going to list
it. Okay, I've got amultiple choice ten question, quiz see who

(01:04:27):
can come up with a who canguess the most nonsense from this book?
First off, wouldn't re recommend it? Watch the film film better. So,
first up, what do you thinkit's Amaron Poe's first line in your
options are yeah, Vernon, andat least it ain't dry as the last

(01:04:49):
year's pig poop. Yeah, andat least ain't as dry as last year's
sheep. Yeah, Gary, atleast ain't as dry as last year's viper
v on it. Oh yeah,Buck, at least ain't is dry as
last year's snake spit, snake spit, snake spit. My heart wants to

(01:05:12):
say pigpoop, but I think I'mgonna go snake spit. Pay shifts up
with your heart naked with pigpoop.There's no points for that first one.
Yeah, yeah, Vernon, atleast as dry as last year's pigpoop.
Cameron Poe's first line in the book, when he and Tricia reuniting the bar,
how do they dance too? It'snot it's not Trisia. You would

(01:05:35):
do they dance too? Bruce Springsteen, Tom Petty, John Cougar, Mellencamp,
John Henley, John Henley, MeganNick. I have no idea.
I'm gonna go Tom Petty, MeganSpringsteen, Brice Springstein, Tom Petty,

(01:06:01):
John Cougar, Melon Camp or DonHenley. You all picked different ones,
and you're all wrong. It wasJohn Cougar melon Camp. Wait, we
got three out of four wrong.We missed thee Yeah, it's so far.
Yeah, Trocia sents Cameron pose somefood in prison that he eats raw.

(01:06:24):
It's that food onions, potatoes,broccoli or steak tartar potatoes, broccoli.
I'm gonna go potatoes. Mark hasgot a point. It's broccoli.
Yeah. It takes a big oldbite as some raw broccoli. What is

(01:06:46):
the nickname of Hedrick Lowry, theHispanic gang leader Poe kills in prison during
the fire scene. Is his nickname? Giant car, Mighty Marlin, great
Grouper, big mouth, billy bass, the big the first one. I
like big mouth billy Bass because Iam just like how it sounds the giant

(01:07:09):
giant say, mighty Marlin. Mark'sgot another point. It's Giant Carp because
he calm the giant killer in themovie, Hedge Rick, Giant Carp Larry,
it's his name. The fire sequencethat was cut out of the film.
We think they cut it out becauseyou know, maybe I would be
like heroic for saving Poe in theprocess of maybe I was saving Poe.

(01:07:31):
Maybe then trips and Pope has tosave him. In the book, Spot
still comes out as being the hero. Wench character is described as having a
weasel face and smiles like a ferret. Is it Garlan Greens Duncan Malloy?
Is it Pimble Parker or is itArth fous On? Oh, it's gonna

(01:07:51):
be Parker, Garlan Green mag Ah? Which one is Steve Garland Green?
That one? No? The nextgot a point. It was Pimble Parker
Hey on the board her face ratherthan watching a Planet Planet the eight films.

(01:08:14):
What is Vince Larkin's hobby? Ishe into windsurfing? Did he play
bass in a jazz quartet? Isinto o a gamy? Or into running
or gamy running or a gamy?It's a point for Mark. He's training
for a marathon. All the runningthat we had that we pointed out him
doing, that was character development,that was backstage. It was death is

(01:08:43):
described as their head exploding like adropped melone. Cyrus, the Virus Diamond
Dog, Cal's the Nazi muffin orBilly Joe the guy at the start Cyrus
the Virus Cyrus kick. Yeah,Yeah, I'll say, Sirence, it's

(01:09:04):
Diamond Dog o father, because Poepicks him off the fire truck. In
the book, a diamond Dog haslike a pole that he's trying to hit
pole the bike with and just hookit on and Poe climbs along the pole,
picksmond Dog off and his head explodeslike a dropped melon. Which does

(01:09:25):
feel a little racist. You puta lot of work in for this jake.
It's just way darker than ted Lasso'sDiamond Dogs. Absolutely, yeah,
yeah, we're on number eight often. Which of these lines of dialogue
was not in the book? Seesthe quotes from the film that we love

(01:09:45):
that did not make it to thebook. Which one was not in the
book? Very ray for the soundsof part silence. There's two men I
trust one is me, there's notyou. I'm going to save the part,
Hey Si Anara, Sara, I'mgonna save the party. Trick question

(01:10:11):
they were all cut. Everyone getsnone of these classic lines were in the
book, So everyone gets a point. Next question, which of these characters
was not in the book? Theold timer under the truck, that's his
credit time? Tu h A littleA little Girl's debby Popovich or female baggage

(01:10:40):
handler. Which one not in thebook? Sorry? Which one in the
book? Under under the car?Okay, little Debbie, female baggage Chandler
May gets a point. Is theonly one of those characters who is in
the book. Half of it wasrenamed female begger channeler at all time as

(01:11:01):
a truck do not exist in therethose scenes Gone Pinball was just distracted by
nothing. The player just took offof that him. He wasn't to Channa.
Final question, which of these sceneswas not in the book? The
Learner airfield map scene with the that'sa rock po baby own Bishop looking at

(01:11:24):
the flying car on an early daythat might seem strange, Garland Green defining
irony or Poe getting shot as hetakes over the plane. Which one the
flying car? Yeah, flying car? Great question again, none of them
in the book. Okay, that'stake questions. Mark got five? Make

(01:11:47):
got three? Nikes? Have gotthree? Mark wins it makes sense he
co hosts the shows. Yes.Other other differences that didn't really make it
to a question. Diamond Dog isthe one that has he killed woman the
cancer brag not Cyrus. And healso he has a diamond in his tooth,
which we get his name from.Ginny's pining for Larkin is way worse

(01:12:08):
in the book than it wasn't thescript for the film, because there are
several It's becomes a running joke thatshe's going to serve him breakfast and I
quote like a geisha. So I'mglad that there's this. Yeah, it's
a it's a thing. Swamp Thingintentionally hit the radio tower with the car
to knock the car off. Thatwas that was parting, but that's what

(01:12:29):
took out the engine. That wasa whole thing. Like the engine get
taken out somehow. Knocking the radtoarp with the car hit that too.
When they're chasing the fire truck,po and Larkin the aeromotor bike, they're
not on separate ones, they're onthe same one. Like that too.
So when Poe climbs along the pole, Larkin still has the bike at Swampthing

(01:12:53):
not in a fish tank, butthat's it's not filled with water. Yeah.
Uh. And at the end,Larkin finds Gullan at the casino table.
Larkin's like, you feel lucky andguns like and the Larkin's like hey,
and so like there's a smile betweenhim he does go out on a
date with Jinny and Malloy admonishes thecops is trying to stop Poe from leaving,

(01:13:15):
so we get another little redeeming momentfrom Malloy. But the main reason
that I bought this book, whichgot me, I think, twenty pounds,
was to find out what did BabyO do. I wanted to find
out. So I feel like,if it's going to be anywhere, it's
going to be in this book.It's not in the book. It didn't

(01:13:38):
send what this major character did.But they did explain more about a situation
where he's not one of the worstof the worst. He's being transferred to
a minimum security prison and he's goteighteen months left on his sentence. It's
a reduced po where pose being releasedon parole. Baby It's not yet,

(01:14:00):
they say earlier in the book,it's like there's there's ten prisoners being transferred
on this, but then none ofthem have mentioned ever again them maybe that
was just I was sat with mypen mote. They're gonna say any second,
what do you think? What doyou think? What's gonna do?
Nothing? Not a thing surfrstracting.I appreciate your dedication, Jay I should

(01:14:21):
have kept my mouth shut during thisepisode and just let you drop some cool
stats on Its gonna be a longepisode, and that's fine. It's a
fine episode. You should put thisup front because this is like people learn
something. We need to earn thisand so if you've made it this far,
you're welcome listens. One final thing, one final thing. Got earn

(01:14:44):
this clue that's your new nickname episodeJay got to earn this cluet that's the
name of the episode. No,you just gotta earn. Yeah, I'm
gonna do earn this. Well.Actually, yeah, you pick one.
That's so it's cool. Damn,I have no control of that. Well.
I just want to say before wefinished out today, I just want
to thank all of our guests we'vehad on the show. So thank you,

(01:15:05):
Nick, Rayhuckel, Nicka Semlin,Orbit, More Than robbed Duff and
Joe from a Free Podcast, RebeccaSharp, Heather Backs and Deal Walsh,
Aaron knew Earth, Tierney Steele,DJ Valentine, Joey Lewandowski, Jeanette Ward,
Brian Fishback, Ty Grandson Jones,They were Brook, Jim mcaine,
a movie, Rob, Adam Hodgkins, Richard Kirk, and Marcus Moreno,
Austin Pryor, I'm One woman,totally Small, Toddally even Ol Petross,

(01:15:28):
Pats, Emily Slade, Kenney Hudson, Aubrey and Emily from National Treasure Hunt.
He's Fips, Roger whist Up,Lindsey Street, Roberts, Lisa Laheat,
didn't Fields, Jessica Man's okay,Jeanette Ward, Fagan Hoffman and Nick
again, so thank you or ofthe guests. Jeanette was on there twice
as well. I think say Jeanette, WI wouldn't. Yes, I did,
all right, So thank you everyonefor being guests on this show.

(01:15:53):
I've had a lot of fun.Thank you, of course to Mark for
being my co host that this wholetime. Jay, You're the rock of
the show. Man. I preshit you, you put the work in.
I really thank you for allowing meto be a maniac for forty thirty
nine episodes. Anyone who has listenedlistens for you. I just edited.
So that's fine, No, comeon stop that day Deep Blue Sea Podcast

(01:16:14):
suggests otherwise, people love you,Jerry, Okay. Have they like,
have you heard Ernie on that cast? And they're like, who Mark Maid's
balance and you are great, andof course thank you to our listeners for
coming with us on this journey.We hope you enjoyed. So I on
the plane with us, I don'tknow. I don't I don't make the
laming crash in the plane right,Yes, there we go. That's what

(01:16:38):
I'm trying to say. That's yeahfor swamp thing in it. That's all
the nonsense. I had to coveranything you ordered to do book. So
no, you know, this wasI really enjoyed meeting you. Like what
I love about Deep Blue Sea.And this is the people we've met.
I've met a lot of new peoplethrough this, Like I met Nick through
this, I met Heather Jeanette,like Lisa. I think I podcast were

(01:17:00):
the first time Nick to someone.I mean I could name eighty names of
people that we've recorded with that I'vejust met or connected with or or it's
cool like the people we've met isit's really neat and I I'm glad we
did this. I'm glad it's over. I'm glad we can focus on deep
deep Blue cy But this was thiswas fun. Like we've met some cool

(01:17:23):
people. Jay, we had somerandom conversation. We have very much.
So yes, We're not going tocontinue doing torne adjacent films. We're all
going to focus our efforts on doingdeep bluey adjacent films. So if you
want to hear more of Mark andI, Nick and Megan and many of
the guests we've had on here beforetalking about eat lucy adjacent films, Mark
vhsu prendishing at the camera violently.We're going to record an episode about the

(01:17:48):
synopsis on the back of this box. Fine, okay, can I read
it to you? Yes, ofcourse, all right. Researchers on an
undersea laboratory Equatica, have genetically alteredthe brains of captain sharks to develop a
potential cure for Alzheimer's disease. There'sone noteworthy, unexpected side effect. The

(01:18:08):
sharks got smarter, which could meantrouble for the researchers and lunch for the
sharks. You can swim, butyou can't hide. When the tropical storm
floods, Claudica Plunging, Samuel Jackson, Saffron Burrows, Thomas Jane Ello,
Coool, Jan Moore, and adeft ensemble cast into a harrowing battle of
wits against sleek, killing and thinkingmachines. Who top out at eight thousand
angry pounds. Rennie Harlane, Cliffhanger, die Hard too masterfully directs squeezing nerve,

(01:18:32):
jangling suspense and thrills from a filmthat's a monster movie, a chase
movie, a movie that snaps holdand won't let go dive in. I
think we can get like that's alot five episodes out of which the back
of it look like is it it'sgonna be? Can we get five episodes?
I'll do five episodes about the backof this box easily. Well,

(01:18:55):
Nicklin fronts one pounds, I'll justthe background of the other episodes. That's
so funny. What do you think? What do you think? Nick?
I love it. That's great.Oh yeah, yeah, it's funny because
it's a joke. Yeah, solook out for that everyone. Here's bonus
footage. Yeah, there is morebonus than we haven't covered here. Fresh

(01:19:18):
look at it. I don't know, it's what I say, My my
deep blue Sea? What a thatbonus footage? Oh? The making of
yeah a VHS Okay, I thinkso. Yeah. Look listen out for
that episode soon everyone deep you seethe podcast, and and Nick's gonna be
on soon to talk about the Piratesof the Caribbean films. We've recorded the
first one already. I am yeah, it is very much so it is

(01:19:44):
a real loose cannon hashtag. Haveyou seat? So that's that's gonna do
it for coverage, Megan, doyou everythink you're a plug? I just
listened to a delightful audio book calledKillers of a Certain Age, highly recommend.
Okay, is that like a newone or an old one or history?

(01:20:06):
It's from last year? Okay,keep going kill us of a set
nation, Nick Blocks. So Ijust had one originally, but then we
kept talking about a couple of thingsand it reminded me of something else.
It's just gonna be a real quickthree plugger. I've been on recent episodes
of Exploding Helicopter podcast. We've talkedabout the film Swamp Thing, and we

(01:20:27):
talked about the film Under Siege,which I drafted in my nineties action film.
I was recently on Movie Rob's Minuteby Minute podcast about Die Hard two,
so you can find me there episodesixty one through sixty five. And
of course I have a podcast withBabba Wee. We're have a program called
Lyrical any Window. It's over onSpotify. And everywhere else you get your
podcast. We take a look atsongs throughout the history of music and we

(01:20:49):
decide if they're about sex, drugs, or a good old rock and roll.
Recently we talked about Weapons of Choice, Barbie Girl, and head Games,
all by different artists, not bythe same people. So feel free
to give those episodes to listen andshare with us a song that you want
us to dive into. I wantto hit art quis Well with the choice.
That would be really obnoxious because yourvoice is very high pitch. I'm

(01:21:15):
not I'm not sure what the thirdsong you said was. It was like
fat Boy's name is Bob A Gail. Now, that would be the same
thing, roughly nice books. I'ma bit depressed because Nick joined me to
talk about man Hunter and Rebo Manas well on the movie Songs of Flake's
podcast. I was leaving that foryou. I was leaving that for you.
Tears streaming is one of my favoriteHere's I'll look. I don't listen

(01:21:43):
to all of appearances I've been onon shows, but I've re listened to
again, just a lot of grossadmittances here. I've listened to the Conniere
podcast episode I was on a lotbecause no other episodes. What do you
mean, no other ones? Itisn't it isn't something I know. This
is something I know. It's thatone. And then the man Hunter episode

(01:22:09):
we the bit about coffee and everythingand just the conversation in general. It's
a great conversation and people are listeningto most of it, which is pretty
great because something you can tell yourstats on Apple Podcasts and Spotify how much
people actually listen to your episodes,and there's a there's a good retention for
Man Hunter. Well, Mark listensto the one about the Desert Island movies
a little because I have a goodone on the speaker on the computer and

(01:22:32):
you're very funny nix. Oh,thank you appreciate that. As assistant podcast
that look great for a reason,like I don't know what else to tell
you, and you know, likeMark starts with MS and full of myself?
M does that work? Uh?Yeah, that's it. A massacus.

(01:22:56):
I'm a massacust. That's why welisten. What's up with Jay of
the Kists? Okay, well,deep we see the podcast. We can
listen to me and Mark talking aboutpeople who disent films and Nick and I
already pugged it. Go back andlisten to a much of more episodes the
nicks on or Nick isn't on,listen something he's never heard before, do
that and lampadi over one that I'mcast I do that sometimes. My first

(01:23:20):
film My Sight, So God,Aer's done. We finished it. If
it would make Connet two, thenmaybe we'll cover Conno. Two, but
probably not as we hope you've enjoyedthis ride with us and that that will
do it for not just chapter thirtynine, but for Conner the podcast in
general. Thank you once again.So I guess this week Nick half of

(01:23:43):
mine and the numerous cats who beingon screen over the course of the show.
For this episode, I have beenJake lu Mark half Meyer. Go
and listen to people see the podcastor the buddy gets it s
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