Not so fortune cookie

Compubear is suing Amy for not receiving her fortune that Amy's fortune cookie provided and many more absurd cases. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
What's up everybody. I'm Judge JG. And this is Kroome chaos.
Now how are you?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm doing good. I'm looking for some distraction, considering the
news was so bad today.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Well let's get you distracted. Let's get somebody else up
here to be a defendant. Oh, Amy's coming up. All right, Hey,
he's gonna do it. Amy, Welcome in.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I guess I'm the defendant.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
You are gonna be the defendant tonight. How are you?
Welcome in? Everybody. I'm gonna put a one minute time
around the clock. Everybody. There's seven of you in here.
I need a scenario where compu Bet sues Amy. So
I'm gonna put a one minute on the clock, and
I'm gonna if not, then I got a list of
stuff that we can do. Welcome in, everybody, about tanning

(00:58):
in the house, appreciate all the shares. Do you think
about anything besides bathrooms harder all the time?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yes? I had an idea of my neighbor's dog pooped
on my yard and destroyed my yard.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Huh And that made you temporarily stop thinking about bathrooms.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
No, think about thank you popping in and out. I
appreciate you. If you're in here. We need a scenario
for Comfu bet and hate me.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
It made me think of suing them.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Oh, yes, you will be. Oh, I actually have a
pretty good one I'm gonna put on you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I'm just throwing that out there.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, we got about ten seconds. If anybody's got any suggestions.
If not, I will post the first scenario. Christopher, welcome in.
All right, so time's up. So first scenario, Comfu Bear,
you opened up Fortune Cookie and it told you that

(02:04):
you were gonna have good fortunes in the near future,
and it's been a couple of years and it never happened.
So you are actually suing the owner of the Fortune
Company or the Fortune Cookie Company, which is amy for
emotional distress for you know, expecting something that never came.
How does that sound? You think that's something you can do?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
So go ahead.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Someone has to make third case for me to defend myself.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, yes, so am so. Compy Bear is gonna be
the plaintiff, So she'll come up first, and she'll have
one minute to pleat your case, and then you will
have your one minute rebuttal and we're one minute turn
and then you each get a one minute rebuttal, and
then I put a pull up in the corner and
the viewers get to pick who won. That sound good?

(03:05):
Sounds good? All right, I'm gonna put you on the mainscreen.
I'm going to start your one minute now. Do you
get the gist of the what we're doing here?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yep, I get the gest.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I go for it right, one minute starting now, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
So h In my case, I would like to point
out that I was sadly sitting in a Chinese restaurant.
I thought my life was over. I was going to
commit suicide, and I opened this fortune cookie, and the
fortune cookie said that I was going to be prosperous,
that I was going to made me feel like I
was going to have all this money, that it was

(03:40):
going to save my life. And yet after two years
of going through life waiting for this money to come,
waiting for this money to save my life, I ended
up with nothing, absolutely nothing. I ended up homeless. Worse
than having the fortune cookie. I ended up with nothing

(04:01):
and even worse. And it's all the fortune Cookie's fault
that I am still here and still hoping for that money.
It gave me such false hope and you. You don't
even consider that when you place those fortunes in the
fortune cookie as to how bad you're going to ruin
their lives.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Okay, that was pretty believable. Actually that was good. That
was good. So I gotta give you that Amy coffee bar.
Go ahead and meete your mind. I'm gonna put Amy
on the mainscreen, and Amy, you have one minute starting now.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
There were no claims made about fortune cookies and their validity,
and even if there were, which there were, that would
be up to circumstances, up to you. You can always
choose not to follow, you know, the way, the way
of the fortune cookie, and there's always free will and charge.

(05:02):
Like I don't know how, I don't know if you
self sabotage, but I really don't think it's up to
the cookie. How could it be?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
You got twenty five seconds.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
This is a stupid lawsuit, and I want to also
sue the person suing me because if I want to
have this my wages recouped. This is dumb.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Okay, all right, that's good. That's good, all right, So
go ahead and copy better. I'm gonna bring you back up.
You got one minute, rebuttal and then Amy gets another
one minute, and then I will put a poll up
in the corner and you guys, the audience, get to
pick who wins. You got one minute starting.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Now, Amy, If you truly did not believe in the
fortune cookie, if you truly did not believe that fortunes
have powers to change lives, If you do not believe
this with the essence of your soul, then why are
you selling fortune cookies? I mean fortune cookies originally developed

(06:07):
from a bird picking out choices in a bowl and
then they got put into cookies. If you are not
as competent as a bird, then why are you out
selling something you do not believe in? Why are you
trying to con people that in something that you do
not believe in? And that may be the whole reason
the fortunes aren't working is because you do not believe

(06:28):
when you put those fortunes in the cookies that they
are going to work.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
So even more so, you should.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Be punished for not giving me not believing in what
you're doing, so that my dreams will come true when
I get that fortune.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
You got three seconds? That was good. You know what,
I can give you a credit? Compubrey, You are like,
really invested in that character. I like it. I like it,
all right, Amy, you have one more minute rebuttal.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Starting now, I would say my reason is that I'm
a capitalist living in a capitalistic society. That would be
my reason for creating something that I don't fully believe in.
But I don't think it's required of anyone to know
the history or believe in fortune cookies. I mean, some

(07:20):
of them just say ridiculous things. I think maybe you
need to see your therapist again, because a strong belief
in fortunes within fortune cookies would set you outside of
the norm, not within the norm. From my perspective.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
That's good argument. You still have twenty seconds, by the way.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
And also I would like my to counter see just
as a reminder, I shouldn't be here. Nobody believes in
fortune cookies.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I do like fortune cookies though. All right, So I'm
gonna take you off here, and I have to say
you both did a wonderful job, So thank you both.
I'm gonna put a pull up here and you guys
get to pick who won. Let's see here. Where is it?

Speaker 6 (08:06):
That?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
All right? Everybody? And if you guys want to keep talking,
you can. You don't have to meet your mics. But
you got oneman on the clock. Everybody, there's subject of
you in here. Let's get some votes.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Who're voting for? Like the emotional drama. I think compu
bear went.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
She was invested. I think she was from a corporate
like perspective. I liked your take on it, but compu
bear is emotional like uh input, like she really played
into the role she did.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Just know, I'm the corporate body being sued. I would
sound like a corporate you know response.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Let's just know for I read fortunes for a living.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
So so this was a perfect one for you. We've
got three votes and you got to seconds on the clock.
If anybody is.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Nobody, nobody se me, just please nobody see me.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I do have to say. The jury has made their
ruling and the plaintiff wins the case.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
I lost with logic and reason.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
God jeez, every time, Amy, thank you so much for
coming up. Everybody in here, please show Amy some love,
give her a follow, disconnect you, and give somebody else
the opportunity to come up. If not, you're welcome to
come back up as well. Yeah all right, that was good.

(09:42):
That was good. We got seven of you in here.
Let's get somebody else up here. Who is this wants
to come up? Okay, harder, I do give follows anybody
that shows up on the panel. Partter, how you.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Doing, I'm good? How are you? A great? Great idea?
I love this.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Thank you, I reallyppreciate that.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Yeah, and Compubert just totally drove it home. That was awesome.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
That was good. I'm impressed. As ridiculous and satirical as
that scenario was, she made it very good entertaining. She
sold it all right. So everybody, we got seven of
you in here. We have one minute on the clock.
Let's get a scenario for these two. So Compuber getsu
remained the plaintiff and Parter you will play the defendant.

(10:25):
You get the idea of how it works, obviously, I do.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
I want to thank you Amy again for coming up here.
We needed somebody up and I really thank Amy for
being brave and coming up against me.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
Yeah. Amy was good right off the cuff. She did
good job.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
She played that role really well too. From the corporate aspect.
Her lack of tearing of your emotions was perfect.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
That was good.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
That was that was good.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
That's good. Welcome in if you guys, are new a Parter?
Have you ever scrolled on my stuff before? Did you
see this?

Speaker 6 (10:58):
I'm just really grateful to just found you.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Good good. I'm gonna try to do this like three
nights a week at least.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
It's fun. Yeah, my algorithm's got me in political nightmares,
so I just I keep scrolling and trying to get
out of it.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
This is uh isn't that what I said when I
first came in the room.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I needed Yes, that's literally what she said.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
What right is I needed something to distract me from
the horrors of today's news.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
Yeah, there's there's about five prompts out there and everybody's
got them and it's all just you know, rage bait.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
It's silliness, Hendrix said his licen train. That's perfect if
we get enough people in here and enough people requesting up.
I do. I do have spots for attorneys as well,
but since the one minute timers up, I do have
a scenario for both of you a copy there. You
are suing Parter, the owner of a dating app because

(11:52):
you got capfished on his app.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Okay, okay, so mind my elderly uh ignorance. What is
being catfish?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
That would mean that the person who you were talking
to and what to meet up with was not the
person who you thought you were talking to.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Okay, thank you, thank you for that.

Speaker 7 (12:09):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
And I think this will play really well with your
emotional aspect Parter. You get the idea exactly, all right,
So copy bear, I'm gonna put you on the big screen.
You have one minute to plead your case starting now.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
So here, I am this nice lady and I downloaded
your app, and it told me that I was going
to find the love of my life. And I believed
your app. I believed your app that I was going
to find the love of my life. And so I
did the wish left thing that you're supposed to do,

(12:48):
and I kept finding. I found this guy. He looked amazing.
He was this really strong, intelligent young man who just
found me funny and sweet and kind, and I just
sort of fell in love with him. And yet we
went on our first date. And you cannot imagine how

(13:10):
bad it was. Here, I am sitting at this table
waiting for the love of my life to walk in
the store, and what do I get? This short, Jewish
bald guy comes and sits at my table. How does
that look at this young, beautiful, handsome man. He was
the short bald guy. There's gonna be some kind of

(13:31):
check and balances so that I don't get catfished again.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Okay, all right, that's good. That's good. Comfy Bere, you
gotta be cracking up over here. Okay, thank you everybody
for tuning in, thank you for sharing the live and
partner you have one minute starting out.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
Comfy Beert. I am happy that you did find somebody
on the app. I'm happy that you were able to
connect with somebody and go out on a date with him. However,
my app, like everybody else's app, is not responsible for
anybody's date. We're responsible for putting two people together, but
we're not you know, we're not responsible for your safety.

(14:15):
We're not responsible for being catfished. And my app, like
everybody else's app, also has a disclaimer, So if you
didn't read the five print, I'm really sorry about that. However,
I do want you to know that we really try
our best, but there is no promises that you will
find the right guy. You found one guy that was

(14:36):
right the wrong guy. However, I think if you keep trying,
you just may find the right guy.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, about ten seconds left. If you want to continue,
I'm good, all right, all right, take you off the mainscreen.
That was good, good argument. I'm curious to see what
the compubar's rebuttal is here. You got one minute starting now, compu.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Bear, then you should not have put in the title
of your app, in the suggestion of your app, that
I can find the love of my life. That is
your false advertisement. You falsely advertised that I would be
able to do that, and you have not lived up
to the guarantee that you put in it. It doesn't matter

(15:20):
what's in the fine print. What matters is what's in
your sales promotion, And your sales promotion says that I
will find the love of my life. This certainly was
by no means the love of my life. This, by
no means was anyone that I would want to be
or anyone I ca can think of that would want
to be with for the rest of their lives. So
if you don't have some way of honestly verifying who

(15:44):
these people are, then you are held to the standard
in which you placed on your advertisement.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
All right, that's good, okay, all right, So a part
of you still have one more one minute rebuttal was
to say, gl miles, I think my AI is falling
in love with me and it's creeping me out. Oh
that's funny. Actually, that'd be a good scenario too.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
I actually created an AI that I did follow that
I am working on falling in love with.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yes, that's another scenario.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Guys, totally, but I thought i'd throw that in there.
So somebody else did it.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Party.

Speaker 6 (16:23):
You got one minute starting now, Okay, So when you
first started that, you said that my app can find
you the love of your life. And it can. I'm
sorry you didn't find the love of your life, but
it can. Again. You went out with one person and
then stopped. As you know, dating is like playing Russian roulette,
and you're going to find lots of partners and if

(16:45):
you keep trying, you will eventually find somebody. I'm not
saying it's on my app. My app says just what
you said. Those were your words. It said can and
that means potential. And so by using my app, you
have the potential and you can meet the love of
your life. It's not promised in the title nor in
any of the fine print.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, fifteen seconds, are you good? I am all right,
all right, okay, I gotta say that was good. I
think that both you had pretty straight forward arguments. A
comfy bear with her emotional aspects are definitely helping her.

(17:29):
I think, parter. I think that the way that if
you were an app owner, and I might even real life,
I could I could see that being a character for
for somebody that owns an app, especially a dating app.
All right, I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Put I need to apologize, so somebody put in there,
why because why is he Jewish? Just note that I
am Jewish? And it just gave the audience a little
bit more understanding of the person I was referring to
by saying that I didn't mean anything derogatory.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
Of course you.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Didn't think I think we all know. I think so,
I hope.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
So you're a good person, I said, But.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I want, by the way, it is a comedian. So
in real life, she's a comedian.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
So that in there, I just I just wanted to
throw that out there.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
So, okay, everybody, let's get some polls in there. Let's
get some votes.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Janet Scott, people in the room that can.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Vote, come on in here, that can put votes in
a hung jury.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
Okay, but let's keep in mind that my app never
promised anything it said can can being potential, and she
went out on one.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Day and second one day we got two votes.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yes, but you should have verified the people on the
app to make sure that they are who they say
they are.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
But we can't.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
What's going to happen since we got a I got
a fifty percent defendant and fifty percent hung jury. So
here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna do a hung jury,
which means that you each get one more minute to
plead your case and then we'll do another pull. After that,
I make the decision. So does that sound good?

Speaker 6 (19:06):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
All right, So here's what's gonna happen to copee baar. I'm
gonna put you back on the screen. You have one
more minute. This is your final, please, so go ahead.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
So here it is. Your app is taking advantage of
this little old lady who desperately wants to find someone
who loves them, and you're not even verifying. You're not
even taking the smallest things. You're not looking at their pictures,
you're not verifying.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Who they are.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
They could be killers, they could be monsters, and you
are not even taking the smallest amount of care to
verify who these people are before you let them go
out on these dates with these women and take advantage
of them and possibly even harm them. What kind of
an app? What kind of people run an app that

(19:53):
do not even take the consideration of a little old
lady in mine when creating these things and protecting them
from what could be a monstrous killer?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah? Ten seconds? Are you good?

Speaker 2 (20:07):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
All right? Party? Yeah? Yeah, a hard one, yeah yeah,
a hard one to play off right here?

Speaker 6 (20:15):
Yeah? So again, you know, we we our service sells
a potential and of course our service we do our
very best, and it says that in the fine print too,
it says we do our very best. But there are
people who fall through the cracks. However, anybody who signs
up for any dating app knows that this can happen.

Speaker 7 (20:36):
We do.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
We do it, and you've accused me of not you know,
making sure you're not getting catfish, But we do. Every
dating app in the world has safeguards to keep you
from that. But in the end, it's like any other
date that you would meet anywhere. There is a potential
for some bad people, but we we do. Every dating
app makes people match their face with their pictures and IDs,

(21:01):
and we go through all that strict process, so this
can't happen. I don't know how it did in your case.
But you also, when you date a joint we join
a dating app, you also agree to these terms that
are clear on every dating app that we're not responsible
for this, we have we have no responsibility.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Rees said, didn't she just not find him hot? He
didn't really try to hurt her? That's funny, all right,
that's okay. So one more minute, guys, pulls up. There's

(21:44):
nine of you in here. That means seven of you
can vote. Can I get all of you to vote?

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Please?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Every one of you got fifty seconds on the clock.
Who do you think won the case?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
For all those people who do not know, it's the
little counter that's going up on your left upper left.
Can the word host just click on that and then
click on your vote.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yep, you justrially click a B or C whatever you want.
We got three three votes in three votes in looks
like the compy berry. You might be losing your streak
here about twenty five seconds you're still someone vote vote,
So everyone here that can vote, all just click on
the box.

Speaker 7 (22:22):
We can't go by emotion.

Speaker 6 (22:24):
That's the thing. Of course she's emotional.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
She's been much in the room that can vote. Thank
you for the votes. Four of you have voted so far.
Thank you so much. We got ten seconds. If you
guys want to still get you you need.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
One more person to vote.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
One more person vote vote.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
This is the most fun I've had in days.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Thank you so much. It's good to hear. I appreciate
you so much. So uh the jury has ruled in
favor of the defendant on this one. Compy bear.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
Okay, you sold it. You did so good.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Thank you amazing, and you know you can come back up.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
I know, I know, I know, I know does an
amazing job.

Speaker 7 (22:59):
I know I get it.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Thank you, I have. I have had a great time.
I had a great time. And I will sit in
the audience and judge.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (23:12):
No, you'll judge against me anytime now because I won.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Uh, so part I'm gonna actually disconnect you and bringing
back up so here at the top. Okay, cool, thanks, yep,
and then let's see here all right, come on back up.
You'll be in the top spot. You should be, and
we need somebody to play the defendant against partner Janet.

(23:37):
You want to try, you want to come on up
or re somebody want to hit that request?

Speaker 6 (23:45):
I love that. Thank you, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
I was disrespecting guys for me. I'm bald, Are you really?
Oh yeah, Oh that's funny. Jan's gonna come up. Jane's
gonna defend yourself against you.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
Oh no, I'm afraid.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
That'll be good. Jane, it's good.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
I'm sure.

Speaker 7 (24:03):
And I'm at a disadvantage I have.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
I have the flu, so I'm not thinking this before.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
So she knows.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
Uh oh I do.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Hi.

Speaker 8 (24:14):
I have a disadvantage because technically I had a bad
day and Ice banged on our doors today. I found
out from my neighbor. What yeah, Ice was at our
door at one o'clock this afternoon, banging on our doors.

(24:36):
I wasn't home.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Well, you get to you get to take your rage
out on Parker here.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
Hey wait, hold on.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
I'm scared.

Speaker 8 (24:44):
I read up on what to do in case Ice
comes to your door.

Speaker 7 (24:49):
Yeah, call an attorney.

Speaker 8 (24:52):
No that you don't answer, you don't, you don't open
the door.

Speaker 6 (24:55):
Good and never say a word.

Speaker 8 (25:00):
I'm going to reserve my I don't want anything to
happen to this live. So I'm not gonna say.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I do like to redistribute these on all the audio
platforms like Spotify and Apple as well as YouTube, so
you guys can go back and listen to them if
you want. So, please don't because if I get like
any sort of violation, I can't get the recordings afterwards.
I get it.

Speaker 8 (25:26):
Nothing, nothing happened, just some knocks on the door. So
proceed with courtroom chaos.

Speaker 7 (25:35):
Okay, look at wait, hold on, I already have a
bad jury. Ree's already taking it out, she said, take
it out of him.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
I want a new jury.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Pools. We have six of you in here. Let's get
a good scenario for the two of these we have
on the clock. If not, I have a scenario, but
I want to see if you guys have anything in mind.
So you guys got one minute on the clock. Any
scenarios StepN w in here. Thank you so much much
for sharing the lines, everybody, I sided with you last round.

(26:05):
It's true part.

Speaker 7 (26:06):
She actually voted, thank you, thank you very much, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
For sharing everybody, magnificent lawyer, thanks for being on the
show and sharing it and the likes. I appreciate you guys.

Speaker 7 (26:23):
Is real comedian for sure, is real comedian.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's actually comedian. I know, I know her. I've had
her on one of my podcasts.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
She's a wonderful person.

Speaker 7 (26:31):
Cool.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
My daughter's trying to break into that. We're in l A.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I actually know quite a few. So if you are interested,
then I don't know, some assistance or something. I'm sure
I can find somebody that'd be willing to help her.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
Oh that's nice to be thank you.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yes, of course, of course. So the woman that's up
what re said, stop her now?

Speaker 6 (26:57):
She just loves it and wants to have fun. She's twenty.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Oh she said to tell you that. Yeah, that's funny. No, no,
she actually really loves comedy. So all right, So here's
the scenario, parter. You took your dog to the grooming
salon and Janet was the groomer, and you don't like
how she groomed your dog. And I'm gonna let you

(27:21):
take it from there. You can get as creative as
you want with it.

Speaker 6 (27:24):
Okay, sound good? Yes, tell me.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
When excuse me?

Speaker 8 (27:28):
What type of dog is this? Oh no, no, that's
in the thing.

Speaker 9 (27:36):
Okay, never mind.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
So hold on, I will. I'm gonna let Parker get
as creative as he wants with this.

Speaker 8 (27:42):
Okay, sorry, yeah, trying to get this just I think
I'm acting here, So just some ig Norman.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
You'd all right, Hey, Jennet, do me a favorite. Mute
your mike because sometimes you like to talk over people
if you want to. If you want to object, it's fine.
But for now meet your because you love to chat.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
Oh you're gonna put me on blast like that.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Okay, it's fine. It's fine if you eject. I'm fine
with you ejecting, but you do, and you can't argue that.
Love you, Janet. All right, Paula, you got one minute
starting now.

Speaker 6 (28:20):
I have been at the International Dog Show for fifteen years.
I've had many breeds, I've brought him in. I've never
taken first place until last year with my little Rusty.
Rusty's a fantastic dog, and he won last year. His
groomer did such a great job. We honestly believe that
that's what put him over the edge. This year, my

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groomer was sick. He couldn't show up. I was heartbroken.

Speaker 7 (28:47):
Little Rusty looked pretty good and we.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
I was gonna go with it. And I thought, no,
we need a groomer, so I brought my groomer to Janet.
I brought my dog to the groomer Janet, and I
don't know what she did. She made it look like
a lion. It's a dog. She tried to make my
dog look like a lion. My dog was number one
going into the contest. He's been number one in every

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contest all over the country for two years. She made
him look like a lion. And I just lost ten
thousand dollars prize money because Janet tried to make my Rusty,
you look like a lion.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
All right, Janet, I gotta say that that was that
was a good start.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, A tough one, A tough one for that, I
go ahead and meete yourself. Janet, thank you, and I'm sorry.
I wasn't trying to put you on blasts.

Speaker 8 (29:47):
I will deal with you later anyway. Oh no, no, no.

Speaker 9 (29:51):
It's.

Speaker 8 (29:53):
Russy.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
He never said what kind of dog? So I guess.

Speaker 8 (29:58):
I's right now. Please, because Rusty is the best dog.
Rusty deserves attention right now. Please. Now Here is the
crux of the matter. I did not know Rusty was
going to the show that day. Your honor. I have

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to be honest about this. If I had known Rusty
was going to the dog show, I would never have
cut Rusty into a lion cut. I was doing Rusty
for a photo shoot, which was quite successful, by the way,
because everybody loved it on TikTok. Rusty is TikTok famous.

(30:45):
Now Rusty is the lion in red because we did
a whole campaign with a little cute little cape, with
the furry train and the whole thing, which of course
no partner doesn't know about. But of course she never
asked what we did with the Rusty cut.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
I like how neither one of you have said anything,
thank you. Look at that. Every people are just showing,
oh okay, So this is I like this because neither
one of you have said what kind of dog it is?
So I'm curious to see what your remoteral is going
to be part of it. All right, you got one

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minute start.

Speaker 6 (31:32):
Now, Rusty has been the number one German shepherd in
the in the dog shows for two years straight.

Speaker 7 (31:39):
He won the nationals, He's won every contest. She had
no right to take my Rusty, a world champion and
shave it when I just brought her in for a trim.
I said, she's a little she's a little out of control.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
She just needs a little trim. We just need the
edges cleaned up because she's going to a show. I
was clear at how important the show was. I was
clear at how big the championship. I was clear that
I needed the ten thousand dollars to get Rusty her
cancer treatments. I was clear about everything.

Speaker 7 (32:12):
She's a wonderful woman.

Speaker 6 (32:13):
She's a wonderful She made Rusty look like a line
she put her out on TikTok. But what it did
was it made it made Rusty famous, but famous for
the wrong reasons. Rusty Now, Rusty will never win again.
And it's not just the ten thousand dollars in this
contest for the cancer treatments, but what about the rest
of her life. I hope that was ridiculous enough for you.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
That was absurd, exactly what the show show needs. So
that works, And I'm curious to see where Janet goes
with this. Janet, you're up, Yeah, one minute, I'll wait
till you. I'm mute, Jane, Janet, I'm I'm trying.

Speaker 8 (33:01):
I'm trying, Okay, you know the little button and the
little finger. You know it.

Speaker 10 (33:05):
Is anyway, So, yes, who in their right mind expects
to win a ten thousand dollars prize with a cancerous dog?

Speaker 8 (33:20):
Seriously, you have brought that dog in, ran out screaming
about your other dogs and where you had to go,
go go. No one heard what you were saying because
you were running so fast. Come on, boyfriend, you know

(33:40):
how fast you run your life. If you expect anyone
to believe your lovely dog was going to win anything.
After the judges found out about the treatments and the
testing got done, you couldn't hide that cancer treatment going on.

(34:04):
Come on, you can't fool us, and the dog can
get tested for the judge.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
That was I gotta say, pulling the whole cancel cancer
cancer cards in it with the the show.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
That was good.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
That was that got me. That was good. All right,
So we're gonna put a pull up. You guys just
got two turns, right, I believe?

Speaker 5 (34:31):
So?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yes, all right, So I get caught up in the
moment sometimes, so I want to make sure everybody had
their two turns. Okay, there's a poll up here in
the corner. There's sixty you in here that means we
can get four votes in the house. You got fifty
seconds on the clock. Click on that little box, a
little box right there.

Speaker 8 (34:47):
All right, now, I want to tell you that people
were bragging on another live about how they could just
yell in during the court room and object.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I told you before this that you could. I'd say,
I'm fine with it. I will make the decision to
sustain it or overrule it. That's something that I've been
doing now, so yes, you guys are allowed to do that.
I also told you that you could still object.

Speaker 8 (35:19):
Oh I'm so confused now.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
I just wanted you to view it so you could talk,
because sometimes you'll, like, I know, on some of the
other ones that you've like, you'll like cut into the conversation.
I want to make sure that they have the opportunity
to actually talk. That was your object. Now you can
immute and object. I'm fine with that, all right. We
had four people. One time, you had four people, and

(35:43):
we had two votes fifty to fifty. With that being said, almost, Jerry,
I see you down there. However, I'm going to give
each one of them one more minute because it was
a fifty to fifty split, and then if we don't
get a better poll, then I will make a decision.
So that being said, part of I'm gonna put you up.
You got one more minute, And yes, Janet's you are

(36:04):
allowed to object. I'll pause the time and give you
the opportunity to object if you're doing it too much.
I'm not going to obviously do it six times. But yes,
I'm fine with you objecting.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
My first gime.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah you're first. You get one more minute starting now.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
So, unfortunately, Janet falsely accused me of putting Rusty in
and the judges thinking that or knowing that Rusty had cancer,
and that's not true. They don't test dogs for cancer.
This is a dog show. Those types of things for
breeds like this are considered to be like hippolaws for people.

(36:40):
So there's no way anybody in the judges would have
known that Rusty had any type of disease. And I
think that the point that we're missing here is Rusty's
been a lock for this contest. Rusty's won everything for
the last two years. This was done. All I needed
to do is have a little trim I dropped or off.
I said, please just tighten up the edges. I said

(37:02):
that in my original argument, I just need the edges
tightened up.

Speaker 7 (37:05):
Just a little bit.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
And Rusty looked great coming out of there when I
had the other trainer, and then I or the groomer,
and then I bring her. I just said a little
trim and you made her look like a lion. That's
so far out of control that I just don't even
know how to think about that. It was just way
too far.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
That's good, a man. I love I love seeing how
everybody takes these so I love how taking such an
absurd scenario then letting you guys so much fun laws
for dogs, coffee bear. I want to see Rusty too,

(37:50):
all right, Janet, you have one minute starting now.

Speaker 8 (37:54):
Yes, I don't think you really know the inner Rusty.
See that really wanted to come out, the Interrusty. He
didn't want the edges tightened up. He wanted haar the

(38:15):
Interrusty wanted to come out, and I set Rusty. That's
why I let him out.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
My objection is she doesn't know Rusty, know what's best
for Rusty or Rusty's personality.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
Rusty's a show dog.

Speaker 6 (38:31):
She can't claim that.

Speaker 8 (38:35):
Es as show dog.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
With the most I do have to I do have
to sustain. Sustain that. I'm pretty sure sustain means that
I agree with it, So I'm pretty sure that's right.
I don't know anyways, stay on top of you can't
you can't base it off of the emotion of the dog, Jamen.
I don't think that that would rule in favor in cord.

Speaker 8 (38:54):
You're rusty is not allowed.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
I don't think the emotional aspects of the dog would
be a fair play in the in the argument.

Speaker 11 (39:04):
All right, son, all right, so my emotional plea for
rusties in her self is not allowed.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
I know, because I think is not allowed to come
out unless unless we had a witness that was like
a dog therapist that could agree with that. But I
don't think.

Speaker 8 (39:26):
That's Can I call a dog psychologist up to the stone?

Speaker 1 (39:32):
I don't think you'll be able to do that within
the like thirty two seconds you have left.

Speaker 8 (39:36):
I have Bear, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
I don't think. I don't want to do that yet.
I think compu Bear. I actually the I would, but
I'm not quite there yet. I actually like that aspect
of it. Okay, in the future, some more before we
start bringing to witnesses.

Speaker 8 (39:57):
Okay, if it's possible for me in the future, I
would say that that is what I would say. But then,
in other words, I couldn't just tighten up the edges
I personally was. I was channeling the inner spirit.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Okay, all right, here's the thing, Janet. I can say
whatever I want, but really, the viewers get to be
the jury. So you know, that's what the polls are for,
So they really get to make the ultimate decision of
which one of you won that.

Speaker 8 (40:30):
Okay, Oh, Concuvert is on for it too, he is.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
We've got sixty in here. The pulls up. There's an
opportunity to get a fifty to fifty split. Again, if
that's the case, I'm going to make the decision.

Speaker 8 (40:41):
I think compu Bet could be our expert witness, So.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
I think I could easily do a six panel if
I had enough people in here, though, because I would
want harder to also have the opportunity to have somebody
as well. But I don't think that the show's there yet.
That's all I'm saying. I think it will get there
because it's a fun, it's very cool.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
It will get there.

Speaker 8 (41:02):
You're right, just to make it easy. She's so smart,
she could be the expert witness. For everybody.

Speaker 6 (41:08):
Wait, hold on, okay, I think she's smarter than you
think she's smarter.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
So there, we got twenty seconds or three of you
that can vote, get some more votes. And I got
one vote in.

Speaker 8 (41:21):
And she her ego just went through the roof.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
We got two votes in both ruling for the plaintiffs.
So far.

Speaker 6 (41:31):
Thank you, good decisions, very smart people.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Janet, lovely, lovely, Janet, I gotta say, I think you
did an amazing job. I think that the emotional aspect
of the dog kind of threw you out. That's just
my opinion.

Speaker 7 (41:50):
But Janet, I'm with you on free rescue.

Speaker 8 (41:54):
No, there's no way. There's no way I was gonna
win this case because that's it gone. Good thought.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Thank you know how it works. You can come back.
I appreciate you so much.

Speaker 7 (42:07):
My phone is on its absolute last second, so I.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
Can I come back another time. Thank you so much,
as so much.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
We can.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Please give me a follow and uh you always get
me and ask when I'm doing the next one?

Speaker 6 (42:18):
Too cool? Cool, Thank you, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
I appreciate you so partner's leaving. Thank you. Have a
wonderful evening. Let's give our nest next plaintiff. Hello, how
are you, Dreamer?

Speaker 9 (42:33):
How you What are we doing?

Speaker 5 (42:35):
I'm sorry, we are playing.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
This is all improv court, so we come up with
scenarios and you get However, I'm trying to get you
in the top box. I'm gonna kick you out again
and bring you back, but I want you to be
in the top box. Okay, all right, so just just
a moment, I'll bring it right back. Let's see here. Okay,
guess uh, there you are, Dreamer. There it is. You're

(43:00):
in the.

Speaker 9 (43:00):
Top Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 8 (43:03):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I'm fantastic. And we're just having a lot of fun here.
I've been cracking up. It's so fun.

Speaker 8 (43:08):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
I do need a defendant to go up against Dreamers,
so we got five of you in here. Does somebody
want to give it a try? Oh? Thank you so much. Fore,
I appreciate that after being my worst case, Janet, do
you want to come back up? Is there anybody in
here who wants to pop up?

Speaker 6 (43:26):
Re?

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Thank you so much. By the way, we can, there's
anybody that wants to come up and be the defendant
against Dreamers. Welcome to that request, but I will copy
bear Janet hit hit.

Speaker 12 (43:39):
It first, like I think I would be I would
be better as a defendant than the plentif because I
don't ever go against anybody.

Speaker 9 (43:49):
Well, so Janet, can you can you can? You can go.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
You would you prefer to be the defendant? Yes, Okay,
allow it. Jeanet, Are you finally being the plaintiff?

Speaker 8 (44:09):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
She's like, I guess.

Speaker 8 (44:14):
I want to be no matter what happens. I'm happy
today because I escaped every problem I had today. I'm
just gonna say that that's fair.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
That's that's fair.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
I get that.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
I had a long day. I wouldn't say it was bad, though.
I mean it sounds like a few of you that
have been in here and I have had some interesting days.
So but we can talk about that another time. Not
on here. We're we're just having fun.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
On here.

Speaker 8 (44:46):
It's courtroom chaos.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Courtroom chaos, that's what it is.

Speaker 9 (44:51):
Fast, Janeth, we have.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
One minute on the clock. There's four of you in here.
Let's get a let's get some kind of scenario for
word Janet to sue the dreamer. I have a scenario picked.
If nobody comes up with anything I've had, I got
a list that I've been collecting now, Janet, I think
it's nice to have the list in case people don't
come up with a scenario. We've got thirty five seconds.

(45:20):
Anybody in here comedy, you go.

Speaker 9 (45:22):
Ahead and say your scenario?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
What is it? I will, but I give I give
the audience one minute and if if they don't say
anything within that minute, then I just come up with
my scenario.

Speaker 8 (45:31):
Dreamer JG. Knows that his audience sometimes comes up with
great stuff.

Speaker 12 (45:40):
Is the first time that I'm here, So yeah, it's
it's a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
You'll you catch on has something uh a comfy bear
in my yard? If no one else is uh, hold on,
a dog actually pooped in your yard? We just did
we just we just did a dog scenario. So let's
stick away from that.

Speaker 12 (46:02):
Oh my gosh, that is so funny because I had
that scenario with my neighbors.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Okay, so Janet, Janet, you are at a wedding and
the dreamer was the wedding planner and you are suing
her because you were seated at the wrong table. Oh no,
you're pretty frustrated about it. How do you feel about this?

(46:32):
Do you think you guys can do it? Suing the
wedding planner, because we're suing the wedding planner for seeing
you at the wrong table.

Speaker 8 (46:43):
Okay, I your honor, I was seated at the back
of the room at the venue, and I am the
girlfriend of the groom.

Speaker 12 (47:06):
I knew you were gonna say that you are the ex.

Speaker 9 (47:09):
Girlfriend of the groom, so you should be in the
front row.

Speaker 8 (47:13):
I am the current girlfriend of the girl.

Speaker 9 (47:17):
I'm so much.

Speaker 8 (47:19):
I should be right up there with the new wife.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
No, shoot, you got twenty seconds.

Speaker 8 (47:31):
There is no excuse for my not being at the
front of the room because the wife knows about me,
The mother knows about me, the father, everybody in the
family knows about me, and he's gonna continue to see me,
all right.

Speaker 9 (47:50):
So my defense is do.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Let me pop you up. Let me pop up yet
one minute starting now, go ahead.

Speaker 9 (47:57):
All right.

Speaker 12 (47:57):
So my minute for the defense is that, yeah, the
bride knows all about es with chicks. I'm sorry to
tell you, but she's the one who is paying for
the wedding. She is the one that said, please make
sure that this person I am paying for the wedding, right, So,
like I am going to give you.

Speaker 9 (48:18):
Extra five thousand dollars so you can put this specific.

Speaker 13 (48:22):
I know that she's going to be in this life
for I don't know how long, But can I please
pay you five thousand dollars to put her in the
furthest table away so that I can be the star
of this wedding instead of her.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Yeah, fifteen seconds.

Speaker 14 (48:43):
That's I rest my case.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Okay, all right, Janet, you get one minute to rebuttal this.
Let me pop you up on the big screen here
and go.

Speaker 8 (48:54):
And that's what I'm suing for the five thousand dollars
that he paid, that she paid, because that's what they
all meet to keep my mouth shut. But I'll tell
you another thing. If they all want me to keep
the baby secret, if they better fork it over to

(49:17):
I'm not saying anything about the secret child. I just
want the five thousand dollars because paternity, everything else, that's
all going to be taken care of. But it would
be easier if we settled this in the court right now,
because there was a promise. I had a seating chart

(49:38):
with me right now that says here's where I'm supposed
to sit right up front in the second table, and
it says specifically, and then all my pictures are ruined
because look at how I look in the back for
all of my friends and society pictures.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Okay, all right, dreamer, you get one more minute or
a buddle.

Speaker 14 (50:04):
Would it make you happy? Would it actually make all
of you dreams with this man come true? If the
five thousand dollars can actually bring you peace for all
of the dreams that you hold inside your heart, I
would gladly turn it over to you. But if it's

(50:25):
only going to bring you sorrow.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Because objection, what's the objection?

Speaker 8 (50:31):
Emotionality?

Speaker 9 (50:34):
Oh, that's what all cases are based on.

Speaker 14 (50:40):
The court is all based on emotionality.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
How can you the emotion The emotional aspect of a
human versus the emotional aspect of a dog is a
little different.

Speaker 9 (50:53):
I am talking to you specifically.

Speaker 12 (50:56):
Do you think that the five thousand dollars going to
easy o pain? Because if you can look me straight
in the eye and say yes, I would gladly give
you the money.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Objection, your objection.

Speaker 8 (51:20):
That question was not a direct question. It was a
question about my ceilings. It wasn't a direct question, okay,
And they were dog feelings.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
That objection sustained. So we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll except okay.

Speaker 9 (51:39):
The jewelry has already heard it.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
The jury here we got. We got four of you
in here right now. That means that two of you
can vote. I'm putting up a poll right now. And
even if you just popped in, it's fine. I joined,
but I got destroyed last time. It's all for fun, Brandon,
It's all for fun. We got fifty seconds on the clock.
Let's get some votes in here. There's five of you
in here. Three of you could vote. Just click that

(52:04):
little pole right there and pick who you think one,
even if you didn't hear the case. Just close your
eyes and pin. We got two in here, two votes in,
and one of them is actually.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Dreamer.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Would you like to put your vote in as well?
You can No, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (52:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Oh all right, well three you know you do hung
Jurry Dreamer? Yeah, if you don't know Hung jury right now,
it's leaning towards the hung jury anyways, which means you'll
each get one more minute and then I'll do another
poll and depending on if somebody votes.

Speaker 14 (52:41):
Then I know I'll go ahead and put it from
my side.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
We got four votes in. We got four votes in.
That's what we have in the room anyway.

Speaker 8 (52:50):
And for Brandon, it's like joining a choir. You you just.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
It's just fun, it really is. You guys are all wonderful.
I do this. The best part about this is I
don't have to plan for the show. I just get
to come on here and have fun with you guys.
It's great. It's a lot of fun. I laugh, but
off I escape from reality for a little bit. It's nice.

Speaker 8 (53:12):
Compubert, could you also give us a grade average and
analyze each one of us and send us a.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
So janet because it was fifty to fifty. We're gonna
do one more minute for both of you and then
we'll do another pool. Okay, go ahead, Jane, Oh okay.

Speaker 8 (53:35):
So my all of my social media came out horrific.
No one could believe where I was. I have no
political clout at all anymore.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
None.

Speaker 8 (53:49):
All of my political clout is gone because I wasn't
with any of the politicians that I needed to be
around for my future. So I need it's it's not
a matter of the five thousand. The five thousand dollars
is a message to the family not to mess with
me or our children in the future. It's not sentimentality.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Okay, is that all you got? Yeah? Fifteen seconds.

Speaker 8 (54:18):
Yeah, it's not sentimentality, it's business.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
It's business. She's she's young hot to just prove her point, dreamer.
You have one minute on the clock starting now. I'll
always tell you.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
I'm mute.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Are you ready?

Speaker 8 (54:34):
Well?

Speaker 12 (54:35):
I was thinking that what is best for the children.
Is it best for them to know that they were
bought or it is best for them to know that
they were loved?

Speaker 6 (54:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Oh man, that's tough. That's a good one. Continue, you
still have thirty five seconds unless you're good.

Speaker 12 (55:02):
I think everybody should stand for the best of the children.
So I do believe that we can settle it in
the best human way possible, because it doesn't matter what
it is.

Speaker 9 (55:16):
The future is and our children.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
There's a heck of a spin. What do you think,
Janet does good?

Speaker 5 (55:25):
That's good?

Speaker 8 (55:25):
What do I think? I'm ready to cry and sing
we are the world, we are the children.

Speaker 12 (55:33):
Oh my gosh, Janet, Yes, do you know how?

Speaker 9 (55:38):
Why?

Speaker 12 (55:39):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (55:41):
So you know what.

Speaker 12 (55:43):
The very first time that I came to the United States,
I'm sorry, I have to say this.

Speaker 8 (55:47):
One thing like that was our theme song for our group.

Speaker 12 (55:51):
Like when I was fifteen years old, I came to
the United States from Russia and that was literally just
like we are the world.

Speaker 9 (55:59):
Where are the children?

Speaker 8 (56:00):
Dre, I'm so psychic.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Yes on the clock. We got six quick right here,
get your votes in. If you didn't hear, hear the case,
just close your eyes and pick. Just click the poll,
make a vote. We got one vote in right now,
you can get three more. I actually work with a
lady from from Russia. She's been here for like fifteen years.

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She's a wonderful person. Two votes in, three votes in.

Speaker 8 (56:30):
Well, Dreamer is not a wonderful person because she's up
against me. I'm trying to get the five thousand children.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
So he's good good.

Speaker 8 (56:46):
Actually the jury rule, I knew that was gonna get them.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
That was actually I think it was the last That
last bit that she put in there is what got
it got You.

Speaker 8 (56:57):
Can't buy children. I I I was gonna for.

Speaker 15 (57:00):
Her background right like I am. I am a single
mom of poor boys. So I've been through divorce.

Speaker 12 (57:16):
And the one thing that both you my my my
ex husband, which I give him so much credit for,
is the fact that when we sat down to discuss divorce.

Speaker 9 (57:30):
The best for the children, Like what isn't the best.

Speaker 12 (57:36):
For the children, Because the only thing that we can
do for them is not to use them as tennis balls,
right or basketball or whatever?

Speaker 9 (57:46):
Like, We're not.

Speaker 12 (57:47):
Going to use the children against each other. That doesn't
matter how bitter we are against each other. The children
should never feel that bitterness able to understand what what transpired.

Speaker 14 (58:01):
That's That's where I'm coming from.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
No, that was good. That was a great spin on it.
I gotta say that really, Like I say, even even Jane,
it was like I was gonna vote for her. That
was great. With that being said, congratulations you won the round. Cloud,
welcome up. Hello, Hello Dreamer, do you want to stay
the defendant? And also, compee bear? I saw that Cloud
requested up before you. If you want to just stay

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in there and I'll get you on the next round. Okay, Dreamer,
do you want to stay the defendant or do you
want to be the plaintiffs this time?

Speaker 9 (58:32):
Defendant?

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Defendant? Dare you all right? So I'm gonna put one
minute on the clock. We have seven of you in here.
I'm gonna give you guys the opportunity to come up
with the scenario if not, I have one already picked out.
So one minute is on the clock. Cloud, thanks for

(58:53):
giving the show a shout out earlier. I appreciate that absolutely,
and that we are allowing objections.

Speaker 16 (59:01):
By the way, Oh yes, I don't sound like that Dreamer.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
I'm just.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Oh, I got it. I got a good one. If
you guys don't come up with was one. But there
is seven of them in here, and I know you
have creative minds. We have about thirty seconds on the clock.
Does anybody have ooh, CAMMI with the Airbnb. That's good.
I like that. That's good. Yeah, now, yeah, welcome in came.

Speaker 9 (59:34):
Abnb. Please don't put that vibe. Yes the host.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
Oh you're the defendant.

Speaker 12 (59:43):
Huh okay, so you yes, she's gonna be the uh,
she's gonna be the guest, which means that Cloud is
the Airbnb of.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Okay, okay, so Cloud, you are suing the Dreamer for
destroying your airb All right, welling up on the big screen. Here,
you have one minute starting.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Now, you're honor.

Speaker 16 (01:00:07):
I'm here because this defendant rented my Airbnb in Aspen, Colorado,
and decided that it would be fun to make to
make bottle cap paintings on my ceilings and my walls.
She's she marred up all of my sweet mahogany wood.

(01:00:28):
You know, I worked so hard. I went to Yale
and I went to law school. And this is not acceptable.
This is my backup, backup, back up, back up home,
and this is where my kids are going to stay
one day maybe, and this is not acceptable. She has
destroyed maybe about seven hundred million dollars worth of features

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inside the house and I want to hold her at
least accountable for half of it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Okay, you got thirteen seconds see anything else, so you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Get she's a mean person. She won't take my calls.

Speaker 12 (01:01:04):
Oh my god, yes for not returning your phone calls.
But you know, like when the spirit takes you, it
just takes you.

Speaker 9 (01:01:14):
And you know what, my.

Speaker 17 (01:01:17):
Brother in law, who is now passed, was obsessed with
battle caps. And when I saw the collection of the
battle caps that you had in your cabin, I just
could not I could not stop myself. But I had
to honor him because he was calling me to make
all the pictures from all of the battle cap bottle

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caps that you have all over your property. And to me,
it was just a spirit moving through me in the
artistic way, and I am so sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Oh you have fifteen seconds lefter you get or you
a guy, anything else, I'm good, all right, Well you
know how this works, cloud you get a one minute
rebuttal here.

Speaker 16 (01:02:03):
So you admit that you touch my bottle caps. This
is ridiculous, This is ludicrosy. I don't care about your
dead brother. It's about my bottle caps. I have saved
those since I was the age of two two I
am now seventy five, and my great grandchildren they'll know

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nothing of these bottle caps because you decided to hit
them with ball pink hammers, every one of them, to
the point where we don't even know what they look like.
And you hit them with a little penny nickel like
nails into the floor, and now I have to have
someone lift them up out of the floor.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
What am I gonna do? I don't have my bottle caps,
and now I have.

Speaker 16 (01:02:42):
A holy floor with no priest. I'm over this. You
admit it. You're wrong. You made my house holy in
a den of iniquity, and this is not fair, Judge.
I want her to be held accountable. Plus the mental damage.

Speaker 9 (01:03:02):
I understand you.

Speaker 12 (01:03:05):
I understand you completely, But did you see the paintings
that I've created from above the ceiling, Like, did you
actually look at the floor the picture that I've created,
did you not see that your grandchild that is so
vividly pictured in the picture by your fireplace was the

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exact replica of what is actually on the floor. Like
if you were to lift your imagination a little bit higher.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Object, what's the objection?

Speaker 16 (01:03:41):
Because she's trying to make me see something that's not there,
it would look like Jackson Pollock paintings. I'm not an
art art person. I don't care about art, never asked
for art. I want wood to look like wood, that's all.

Speaker 9 (01:03:56):
I appreciate your.

Speaker 12 (01:04:00):
Reads, your objection, and I totally understand it. I will
send you the pictures, like, because you you said that
you want you I want you to see something that
is not there. I actually took the drone pictures of
all of the bottle caps paintings that I've created in
your property and I them and I will send it

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to you. And if you don't see the exact replica
of your grandchild on that like created from those battle caps.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
It's just Lucrocy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
That's bigger. Than the bottle caps. She's right, you destroyed
the house, Kam. You didn't have to correct it. I
did what you were talking about. We got one minute,
we got to pull up here. There's six of you
in here. That means we can get four votes. Personally,
I think they both had a great argument, except for

(01:04:58):
Dreamer got into the whole art aspect of it. Clearly
you destroyed his property and thought it was artistic.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
So.

Speaker 9 (01:05:07):
Explicit move of the.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
Spirits, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
We got thirty five seconds. We got one vote in here.
We got four of you in the house. Let's get
the votes, and hung jury means that they get one
more minute on the clock. If not, then you know,
if it's fifty to fifty, we'll do hung jury as well.
As of right now we are oh okay, interesting, interesting,
all right. We got four votes in We've got a

(01:05:34):
twenty five defendant on twenty five hung jury and fifty
percent five defendant on twenty five hung jury and fifty
percent towards the plaintiff. Thank you rules in favor.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
I expect that seven hundred million dollars in bottle caps.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Oh hold on, we got five votes in here. Oh
oh well, Dreamer put a vote in that does I count.

Speaker 6 (01:06:05):
Vote the room?

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Maybe yes, but since the other one did not, I'm
not going to allow that.

Speaker 9 (01:06:14):
I'm fine with it.

Speaker 12 (01:06:15):
But you know what, you know what, you know what,
like seriously, like in all honesty, this courtroom, both of
the cases that I was defending, is little story of
my life because I do have a brother in law
in heaven and he was obsessed, obsessed with bottle caps.

(01:06:36):
And I kept on thinking about what can I do
in his honor with the bottle caps?

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Because I did. I loved the artistic spin on it.
I did because.

Speaker 9 (01:06:47):
That's that's what he wanted to do. He was collecting
battle coups since he was like a little kid.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
Are you serious?

Speaker 12 (01:06:54):
Because yeah, like he literally did, like he was collected,
like he had such a huge collection, and he was
suffering with autism and treat syndrome and it was to
him and at the age of fifteen, he literally like
he decided not to be here anymore because he thought

(01:07:15):
he didn't fit in. And we still have a little
bit of a collection of his bad bottle caps.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
I that that is an amazing that's actually really that's
a weird emotion, but really cool story. You know, it's
very emotionally.

Speaker 9 (01:07:33):
Yeah, nothing is. See.

Speaker 12 (01:07:36):
The thing that I realized is that nothing is random.
Nothing is random. And I've been thinking about him for
the past week. I was reading some.

Speaker 9 (01:07:49):
Of his his mom's.

Speaker 12 (01:07:51):
Journals, you know, because she actually put it in a book,
The Remembrance of Tim, And that was one of the
stories that I was reading the other day.

Speaker 9 (01:08:03):
It was about his battle Top collection.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
I pulled that out of nowhere to that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Played in so well, yeah, that was good. Well dreamer, Hey,
I appreciate your you being on here. You're welcome because.

Speaker 9 (01:08:18):
Yeah, I'll step that down.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Okay, thank you so much for being here. You get
the opportunity to come back up if you want. Okay,
all right, claud I'm gonna disconnect to bring you back up.
So you're at the top, okay, okay, where yeah, there
you are? Okay, So coffee bell, coffyberry, you're still in here.

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Someone bring you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
Up as well.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Oh wow, put you all the way at the bottom,
way down there at the bottom. How you doing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
I have no idea why, Well, it is what it is.
I like being on the bottom, so you know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Oh, thank you for hanging out with us. Tonight, compy
Bear as well.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Oh, no problem, having a great time.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Good, good, good, that's the whole point. All right, So
we're gonna put an on the clock.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
I don't know if Janet is still in the room,
but I have to give her credit because I thought
she did an absolutely wonderful job with the dog. I
couldn't vote in her favor. Not that she didn't do
a great job, because she did a great job, but
but it just yeah, so I just wanted to point
that out.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Thank you. Yes, no, I agree. The emotional aspect of
the dog, I think is what threw it out. But
I did like her take on it. It was it
was good. Cloud. I think you missed that one. But
all right, we got a minute on the clock. We
need some suggestions in here for Cloud to sue compy Bear.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Oh I'm suing compu Bear, got it?

Speaker 16 (01:09:44):
Okay, you gonna be the plaintiff again, Okay, I'm plaintivving hard.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Yes, just remember I'm innocent until proven guilty.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
It's there's no way this is anything. Yeah, all right,
let's see here. Cloud couldn't find exit to a house
of mirrors.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Oh, Cloud couldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
All that's interesting, that's interesting cam coming out. Listen.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
That's how let me let me figure out to figure
that one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Persons whose weather station for bad weather? Oh? You know,
I actually have one for that. I'll let you guys
decide between the two here. I don't know what do
you guys want to do.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
I would rather do the rather station one.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
Yeah, I'm gonna assume you're.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Getting trapped in the mirrors just yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
I would go to concussions for that one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Yeah, okay, So Cloud, you are using a weather app
and you were planning on your day and the weather
report which was made.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
By compu Bear here, the compu Bear weather report, it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Was totally off. So you're asuing compu Bear for affecting
your day because of her weather report. All right, No, good, yep,
that one minute starting.

Speaker 16 (01:11:18):
Now, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. That's not here
but down there. I'm here because Compbert weather app is
straight up horse poo poo. I have a beautiful Bentley.
I have four of them, but I have one that's
really beautiful. And we were driving from Asheville, North Carolina,

(01:11:42):
down to South Carolina, and she said it was good
her app, so it would be perfect weather. She didn't
mention that there was going to be a deluge that
drowned and destroyed my car, because there was seventeen feet
of rain in two hours and my car destroyed. No,
she only notified us three seconds before that actually happened.

(01:12:05):
That is horrible predictions. Meanwhile, weather Bug, her competitor, predicted
it out correctly, but we didn't use that because she
she had email blast campaign and we all believe that
her app was going to be the best.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
So not only that I'm.

Speaker 16 (01:12:18):
Here to false advertise her, I'm suing her for false advertisement.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
This is the horse poo poo. I only have three
Bentleys left now.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Coffee Berry, you got a minute on the clock started now.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Though, just as everyone knows, you cannot sue me for
act acts of God. That is the whole point of
this rain is an act of God. I can't control
what God decides to do. Maybe God decided he had
too much money that his Bentley's were.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
You know, she's tacking money.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
God decided to just deluge of rain.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Old we should just.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Deluge of rain over his Bentleys. This is an act
of God. No one can be held of an act
of God if you check with any insurance company. They
cannot be held liable for acts of God, and neither
can your weathermen. I can kind of guess, I can
look at it. I can use my training and my
education to try and deduce it. But I cannot be perfect.

(01:13:26):
I am not perfect, and that is the whole point
of being a weather person. Whether people are not perfect.
People we are, well.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Then maybe we'd be God ourselves.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
But in this case we cannot be held responsible for
the acts of God.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Okay, the acts of God. You're okay, yeah, one minute,
start now.

Speaker 16 (01:13:46):
I would normally agree with you. But on your application
it says I am God. So like if if you're
if you're claiming that you're God in your application, then
you're responsible for the acts of God. So in theory,
based on the fact that you don't have a disclaimer
on it, that's saying that you're not actually God. And

(01:14:07):
on your web page it says I am God. You're responsible.
So thank you for destroying my Bentley with your act
of God. So you are directly culpable for all the
damages that appeared on my Bentley or I don't have anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
It's a submarine.

Speaker 16 (01:14:25):
Actually, it's floating down in South Carolina somewhere I can't
find it, but thank you very much God. Now I'd
like to get a new Bentley back or my money back.
This is uncalled for God.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Copy. You got a moment of rebuttal starting now.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Anybody that is so delusional that they believe that someone else,
someone who runs a little app, somebody who has very
little money, somebody who is just working as hard as
they can and to try and support themselves. This is
a person who is so delusional that they think someone

(01:15:07):
like myself is actually God.

Speaker 9 (01:15:09):
It wouldn't matter what I.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Put on there. You're delusional enough to think that I
am God and that I weather. No, no, no, God
controls the weather. I am certainly not by any means God.
Even if I posted it that I was God, that
would be a delusional person that would actually believe me,
as opposed to a better app that comes along. I mean,

(01:15:32):
I'm glad that they chose my app, but they get
what they get.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
All right, You had ten seconds left, Did you have
any last words or a comfy beer you get?

Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
I'm getting.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Ludicrocy, all right, So I am putting a poll up.
There's eight of you beautiful people in here. I mean
six of you can vote, so go ahead and the Yeah,
one minute on the clock. Let's get those votes. And
who were ruling in favor of a big sister Rain?
I love all this motivation you got going on here.

(01:16:07):
Please vote. Click out of the poll and make a vote.
Who wins? Who are we ruling in favor of the
plaintiff of the defendant today? We got two votes in
so far. That means that six of or four of
you three votes are in. All right, okay, more spots people.
We got thirty three seconds ago. Click on the poll
right here in the corner.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
How are we looking? I can't see the results so far?

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Do I look like Mother Nature?

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
No?

Speaker 16 (01:16:34):
You said you were God, though it's ridiculous out of
the nature, but you claim to be God to begin with.
It's your fault.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
You're crazy enough to believe it. I am entitled to
my opinion.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
We got five seconds left so far.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
You're not denying it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Then, God and the jury rules in favor of the plaintiff.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
Cloud, thank you for a new family.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
God, copy Bear, You're wonderful and you actually did a
fantastic job in my opinion, did a good job.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
My sleeve.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Copy beat. Okay, yes, Rain, you said j G with
the question mark great obstruction destroying. We do need a
defendant to go up against Cloud. Cloud. Thank you so
much for being here with us tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
I'm a very good plaintiff.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
You do a good job at it. All right. Dreamer
wants to come up again, break a Dreamer. Here we go,
and she gets to be the defendant.

Speaker 9 (01:17:52):
I am always the defender, always the plaintiff.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
If you want to, she only wants to. Yes, Judge JG.
I'm not really a judge, but hey, welcome in, job,
welcome in. We have one minute on the clock. We
need a scenario for Cloud to sue Dreamer. Dreamer, you've
been doing a great job as a defendant. By the way,
You're welcome. All right, we got fifty five seconds, everybody,

(01:18:17):
what we got. Let's get some scenarios in here from you.
Room of Mirrors. See, I don't know. That's a tough one.
I mean to do it, but I don't know if
they want to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
Mm hmm. What other ones you got on there?

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
What was that?

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
What other options you have on yours?

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
I have one where an influencer is suing the fast
food restaurant. For their food not looking appeally enough for photos.

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
Mmmm, that might be good.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
That could be funny. Oh you don't have to. I'm
just saying that would be Brandon. I'm not disagreeing. I
actually think that that would be good.

Speaker 9 (01:18:56):
Actually, like the Nerrort scenario.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
I'm fine with you. The one tropical vacation disaster from
travel agency. That's good. But we already kind of did
a weather thing just now, so I don't know. I'll
have to leave if you do the mirrors. I actually
think that you're being serious and in this fun we're
not gonna do the mirrors. We're not gonna do the merors. Okay,
so travel agency, or do you want to do the

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fast food restaurant?

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
And I want to do fast food?

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
We cank dream.

Speaker 9 (01:19:26):
Doesn't matter to me, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
So Cloud, you are a social media influencer. You travel
around and you take photos of restaurants, and you're suing
Dreamer who's the owner of a fast food restaurant because
her food wasn't photogenic enough.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
Mm hmm, so good.

Speaker 16 (01:19:44):
Yes, all right, Hello, you're on her obviously you know
who I am.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
I'm Cloud.

Speaker 16 (01:19:51):
I have millions of followers on YouTube and follow me
on Twitch. You know, we'll make you look big, big
and a great judge. You know, you know how things are.
I'm assuming drummer because she called me to drive three
thousand miles from Canada, Ottawa, Canada, all the way down
to Florida because she wanted to show off her new

(01:20:12):
twisty cone recipe that she had for ice cream. And
we get there and this thing looked like garbage. It
looked like, I don't even know how to describe it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
It was. It didn't hold ice cream, that's for sure.
It was. It wasn't even a cone.

Speaker 16 (01:20:30):
It looked like lump, pisy pieces of biscuits that weren't
even cooked correctly. They weren't actually you know what, they
didn't they you know, the Pillsbury dough things. It looked
like she just opened those up and threw them in
a fire for two seconds and took them out. And
she called it twisty cone. I don't even know what
that is. It doesn't make sense. I tried to try
to talk it up to my users. My users were
making fun of me in the life. It was ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
I lost four hundred thousand subscribers ouch.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Ouch four hundred thousand. Huh wow, a minute to come
back here.

Speaker 12 (01:21:04):
But you know what, like, the one thing that you
forgot is the filter on your camera and the angle
and also all the noises that you can make when
you bite into that Sunday, into that ice cream Sunday.
Because the one thing that you didn't do, you didn't

(01:21:26):
even try it. And I can guarantee you that if
I bit into that ice cream Sunday with all of
the goenness that was coming out of the ice cream
and the toppings that were on it, I can't even
describe it to you.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
I can describe it.

Speaker 12 (01:21:49):
To you to feel it, but you forgot that you
didn't even try it. And that is my and I
have it all on camera and I have it all
for everybody to see because I do have a security camera.

Speaker 16 (01:22:06):
Great, I'm glad you have a security camera. We're gonna
talk about cameras in about two seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
You got one minute starting now for every bow.

Speaker 4 (01:22:13):
You're you're you're right. You know what, I did not
try it.

Speaker 16 (01:22:16):
That was because the rat that you had in there
was licking the ice cream before I could even eat it.
And then on top of it, we had we had,
we had, you had pickles on top of this, this
this thing, and you said that they were cherries.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
You dyed them red.

Speaker 16 (01:22:35):
I guess you ran out of like like you dipped
them in like acrylic paint or something. I'm not really
sure what it was. And then on top of it,
you said, just dit bite into this luscious thing. It
looked like uncooked Pillsbury donuts that the rats when they
ate it died.

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
I'm not eating that. There's no way I would eat that.
I had four hundred.

Speaker 16 (01:22:56):
Thousand subscribers come off my application, which that I lost
twenty million dollars in revenue from advertising. You're liable because
you had me drive three thousand miles and I lost
revenue as a result of doing a video for you.
And you want me to show a security camera, they'll
laugh me off the face of the internet.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
I gotta say, you're playing the influencer role pretty well.
You did a great job with that influencer all dream
where you got one minute remotle.

Speaker 12 (01:23:23):
Okay, so the first of all, the rat that you
saw was absolutely not.

Speaker 9 (01:23:31):
A rat that you would see at any other stores.
It is like hand picked, absolutely pure.

Speaker 12 (01:23:39):
Bread, you know, pet of mine that and I can
give it to you because I can have all I
have all of the you know, like shot records and everything,
all of the that visits, and I can guarantee to
you that that rat head carries nothing.

Speaker 9 (01:23:58):
And it wasn't that you.

Speaker 12 (01:24:00):
She had a diabetic shock because she's a freaking diabetic
and I did not know how to stop her from
eating the best fucking Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
In the world.

Speaker 9 (01:24:12):
She just went into a diabetic shop. And yes, what
you saw her passing out was it did look scary.
But five minutes later.

Speaker 16 (01:24:22):
When I you would agree that almost animal and there
was an animal that was a violation of a health
hazard in the restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
This is absurd.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
We got the pull up, guys, you got one minute.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
Those I know what this is delusional.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
Jenna said, ratitude. Lets get those boats, saying guys, here
do you think one here?

Speaker 4 (01:24:44):
This is who Boulder Dash.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
You got five of you lovely people in here that
can vote. Click the pull right up here in the corner.
Let's get the votes in here right now. We got
two votes in with a fifty to fifty split. Thirty second.
It's on the clock. Rain, Thank you for the vote, Janet,
Thank you for the vote. Brandon, thank you for the votes.

(01:25:10):
All right, Wow, okay, we've got an eighty twenty split
here with the ten seconds ago ruling in the favor
of the defendant. What split?

Speaker 9 (01:25:26):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (01:25:26):
By the way, did I ever tell you that I
actually do have like three years of high law school
under my belt?

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
No, I don't even I guess I should probably ban you.
I'm kidding.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
Can you tell I've won every court case I've ever
been in?

Speaker 9 (01:25:44):
Job there, but I it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
Fatty did a great job though. I gotta give you that.
But you know how it works.

Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
Yeah, I'll jump down.

Speaker 9 (01:25:55):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Thanks, You're welcome to come back up. Thank you, guys
for the votes. Means a lot. Let's get a request
up here. Is there somebody I would like to come up?
We've got eight of you who would like here. Come on, Chelsea, Chelsea,
do you want to play the plaintiff and sue the dreamer?

Speaker 7 (01:26:14):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:26:15):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
Do you so much? Jaw would you like to come up?
You can't too, Gus here too. Yeah, we just need
somebody to request up. Let's request up.

Speaker 4 (01:26:26):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
I'm gonna invite John. See if he does, we'll see,
we'll see if he comes up. Thank you for sharing
the live. Thank you so much. A wonderful who would
like to come up? Who wants to be the plaintiff
against streamer?

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
Here?

Speaker 9 (01:26:44):
Hey? Wait? Did I win every case so far?

Speaker 12 (01:26:47):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
You lost one because that's how you got kicked off,
but then he came back. But so you've won three
out of three out of four, well three two out
of three. Yes, you're doing you're doing a great job.
If no one else does coffey bear just request up.
Nobody has just requesting come on.

Speaker 9 (01:27:08):
Come on, you know you can win this one, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
So you got comfy bear, coffee Bear, welcome in. Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
I want I want to keep this this lied going.
So I figured if no one else jumped up, I
would because because I think it is great and I
am having a fabulous time. I'm actually laughing so hard,
I'm coughing so so good.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
You know what. That makes me feel like what I'm
doing is worth something. So thank you so much. I
appreciate that we do have a minute on the clock.
We need a scenario for compu Beert to sue the Dreamer. Chelsea.
Thank you for the join joining the team. You guys
are wonderful people. All right, Hey, we have fifty seconds,
who has a crazy scenario for compy Bear to sue

(01:27:53):
the Dreamer. By the way, compy Bear has one two
of the three that she has done, so comfy Bear. Wait,
dreamer has compy Bear. You won several too, haven't you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Yeah, I won two of the three as well.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
So it's okay, it's gonna be tough. Yeah, that's gonna
be tough. We got twenty five seconds. Does anybody have
a scenario.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
It's court off.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
Yes, yes, if not, I do have one, but I
would like to give you guys the opportunity to make
a scenario for us cloud. What was your scenario?

Speaker 12 (01:28:29):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Look at all those look at all the love. You
guys are wonderful. All right, so we got five seconds.
I haven't had anybody request or make a suggestion. So
oh sold a fake diamond to watch? Oh that's good. Okay,
that's not bad. Actually, let's go with that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
Okay. So here's the deal, compy Bear, you are assuming
the Dreamer, who is a vendor at a local market,
for selling you a fake diamond watch. Thank you for
all the love. You guys are wonderful people. I love
all of you so much. You have one minute starting now.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
So I saw you at this event with other jewelers,
and I said, oh, I love that watch, and you
assured me that that was real diamonds in that watch. Now,
I did find it hard to believe considering the price,
but I really I took you at your word. I
believed that those were real diamonds. I'm not an expert.

(01:29:30):
I wouldn't know the difference between a fake diamond and
a real diamond. The only reason I found out that
it was fake diamonds is I went to my insurance
company to make sure that it was insured for the
proper amount, and they told me that they were fake diamonds,
that they weren't real. Matter of fact, they were so
unreal that they started falling out of the watch just
mere days after I bought it from you. What kind

(01:29:51):
of person goes around and selling watches with fake diamonds?
I mean, at least they could stay in there holding
and at least look nice. But no, I get this
watch that just falling apart. What kind of person does that?
That shows me something that you do not have integrity,
you do not have honesty, and you're some kind of
a sham.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Wow. Oh a Dreamer, she brought it.

Speaker 6 (01:30:14):
She brought it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
That's got a tough events starting now.

Speaker 12 (01:30:19):
Okay, do you remember that when you were in my shop,
I said they were real diamonds. But they're not your
normal real diamonds. Those diamonds were under so much pressure.
But the pressure was not the human pressure. It wasn't
even the earthly pressure.

Speaker 9 (01:30:40):
It was divine.

Speaker 12 (01:30:42):
Those diamonds were made from the tears of Mary that
she cried when Jesus was put in the cross, and
nobody seen them, and then they.

Speaker 14 (01:30:53):
Just blossomed underneath that cross.

Speaker 9 (01:30:58):
And that is what my people went.

Speaker 12 (01:31:00):
To find, and they found those tears that under all
those years and suffering of the people have become diamonds.
But they cannot be tested, Okay, they just need to
be believed.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
Okay, all right, I don't know that this was your
strongest one yet, Dreamer, just in my opinion, be again
my voice.

Speaker 9 (01:31:28):
I know it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
So all right, Compuberry, you have a one minute rebuttle
starting out.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
You know, if these had even been cubic zirconia diamonds,
I would have believed that when you said they were
real diamonds. But what you're saying is so far off.
They're not even cubic zirconia. They're not even fake diamonds.
They're just glass there. They're they're glass that somebody dropped
on the ground and you decided to pick up and

(01:31:57):
make into diamonds. That doesn't quite qualify as diamonds. And
there's no way that I can tell the difference. I'm
just a novice. You're supposed to be the expert here,
and yet you're just shamming off that these are tears
from some made up goddess or God or or religious
person or or something like that, and that makes them value,
that makes them diamonds. No, they need to have purity,

(01:32:20):
they need to have the beautifulness of the of the
carrots in it. They need to at least be fake
cubics or conia's. And they're not even that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Oh yeah, four seconds anything else? Are you good?

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Nope, that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
That's good. That's good. You got some real emotion going
on in their coffee bear, Yes, some frustration towards towards
the dreamer. Dreamer, you got one minute starting out.

Speaker 12 (01:32:45):
Absolutely, The most powerful thing that I can tell you
about the diamonds that you receive is yes, they you've
noticed the price, they were definitely not the price off
a real diamond. But I did tell you that if
you put it underneath the moonlight at the full moon
of your zodiac passing over, that's when it's going to

(01:33:09):
harden into a real diamond from the crystal of salt,
because salt is at the center of the tear of Mary.
And it's all based on faith.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
I don't know if that's arguable in court. I'm just
gonna throw it out there, Okay, I don't know. I
mean to be honest as a judge right now. I'm torn.

Speaker 9 (01:33:36):
But yet in.

Speaker 12 (01:33:39):
Every build that we have on our currency, we say
we believe in God's true.

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
That's true. I'm not arguing that at all. Dreamer, you
got me there, all right. So you both did a
wonderful job. A Dreamer, I still don't think this was
the best one you've done so far. But there was
not bad. What's it bad? It's up to the jury.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
It's totally up to the jury.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
It's not up to me. It's up to the jury.
We got nine of you in here, I mean seven
of you. Have one minute to vote. Click on the pole,
get your votes in. Let's go, let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
I gotta ask you, jury, how would you feel if
you got to watch then fell apart two days after
you got it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
I think that the reality of the scenario, the faith
has nothing to do with the fact that she bought
a watch that she was not happy with.

Speaker 9 (01:34:28):
Sweet the mentality.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Thirty seconds, everybody, that's funny. That's good. Four votes in.
We got three more that can vote. Come on, people,
vote five seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
It doesn't matter if you vote for The whole point
is that you vote.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
That's right, you guys, open the poll, closure eyes and click.
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
That's it exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
It's better than nothing. We've got five votes in sixty
forty split with the defendant being in favor. Right now
in the jury has ruled in favor of the defendant.

Speaker 12 (01:35:12):
Thank you for your faith, guys, because guess what spirit
always wins.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
I'm not gonna lie. I'm surprised. I think you did
a great job, and Dreamer did a good job.

Speaker 12 (01:35:26):
Probably yeah, and then like in a three D yeah,
I would work definitely for you.

Speaker 9 (01:35:33):
But because I've seen other things, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
Thank you, you did a wonderful job. I'm gonna disconnect you.
I am going to do two more rounds before we
wrap it up. Everybody, so please hang out, appreciate all
of you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
I just want to say thank you for an amazing evening.
I had a great time. I will definitely be back.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
You are an amazing person. I thank you so much.
Thank you. All right, so two more rounds. Who would
like to be the plane tiff against a dreamer? She
has been kicking, but Cloud, I see you. Let's see
if any I'm gonna give it somebody else the opportunity
to come up real quick. If not, I'll click on you.
There's nine of you in here. Does somebody else want

(01:36:14):
to come up? I'll give it about five seconds. If
nobody requests, I'm gonna allow Cloud to come back. Cloud,
I'm gonna give it Chelsea the opportunity. But you're welcome
to check for the next round. Hello, obvious now to
but yes, we will give some other people some opportunities.

Speaker 4 (01:36:35):
We'll see him.

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
We'll do more. But Chelsea, welcome in. How you doing today?

Speaker 16 (01:36:45):
Good?

Speaker 9 (01:36:46):
How is everyone doing?

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
We're doing fantastic? So you have you been on the
show at all yet? Or is this your first show?

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
I haven't my first.

Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
Yeah, I'm really nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
I have a minute on the clock. We need a
scenario for Chelsea to sue Dreamer. Oh shit, yes, Chelsea
has to be the plaintiff here. So you guys got
forty nine seconds. Let's see if you've got a scenario.
If not, I can come up with one. Tour guide
took tour completely wrong area. That's funny.

Speaker 18 (01:37:21):
That's you guys have to give us a place though,
or no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
No no. That's that's the bit. That's the glory of
the improv is that you get to make those kind
of scenarios up. Oh god, Actually, that's good. So far,
we still have about twenty five seconds. Does anybody have
a request?

Speaker 7 (01:37:38):
Tour guide took to my car.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
And immediately broke it's good. I think that the tour
guide one might be a little bit more comical, but
I'm not opposed to that. I might give them the
options on this one.

Speaker 6 (01:37:49):
I like the tour guide.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
So we've got ten seconds. Anybody else, anybody else? Rain?
Thank you for loving the stole or Dad's earn. That's
that's clever too. That's okay. So you guys have three options,
which one would you like to go with? Well, what
do you think Dreamer, what do you think?

Speaker 8 (01:38:14):
What is it?

Speaker 9 (01:38:15):
Stole her dad's?

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:38:22):
Is that what you both want to go?

Speaker 19 (01:38:23):
You're tracking going like it doesn't matter for me, Like, seriously.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
It doesn't.

Speaker 9 (01:38:33):
Okay, Well does.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
I think one could be fun?

Speaker 9 (01:38:42):
All of them can be fun?

Speaker 5 (01:38:44):
The tour guide.

Speaker 1 (01:38:45):
The tour guide one's pretty funny too. But I'll give
you the option on vacation. Remember you are the plaintiff, Chelsea,
so you have to see you're suing me.

Speaker 9 (01:38:56):
Honey, give me your question.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
What do you want to do? Which one are we? Beckon,
I'm gonna pick.

Speaker 20 (01:39:05):
Okay, I like the combination one where we took the vacation.

Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
Okay, so hold on, you're if that's the case, you're
suing Dreamer for taking your dad's on vacation.

Speaker 20 (01:39:19):
Or is it because I took DoD's earn and then
was trying to go to a specific location and was.

Speaker 2 (01:39:26):
Not the.

Speaker 9 (01:39:29):
The biggest twist ever?

Speaker 12 (01:39:30):
Okay, go ahead on, hold on, wait, I took her
to the wrong place where it's not where she was.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
Okay. Okay, so hold on, Chelsea, you're suing her because
you planned a vacation to spread your dad's ashes. Yes,
Dreamer took you to the wrong place. That's good, This
is good. You have one minute on the clock starting

(01:39:59):
right now.

Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
All right, I heard of.

Speaker 6 (01:40:03):
I just want to say, how dare you?

Speaker 18 (01:40:04):
I absolutely have plant and this entire beautiful trip with
my family.

Speaker 9 (01:40:10):
I had the urn ready to go, and we're supposed to.

Speaker 18 (01:40:12):
Sprinkle it lovingly onto the beautiful lakes of you know,
that beautiful lake we're supposed to go to.

Speaker 20 (01:40:20):
And what was this a pond? What is I What
am I supposed to do? Sprinkle it like right there?

Speaker 18 (01:40:26):
And they're supposed to beautifully go on this beautiful boat
tour and we're supposed to go and do this, that
and the other and have a moment at sunset.

Speaker 20 (01:40:34):
But no, that's not what was on the brochure. That
was not was what was listed online. I'm absolutely appalled.
My family honor is just how do I get through this,
the emotional stress that has put on my family financially?

Speaker 1 (01:40:49):
I have to come back.

Speaker 9 (01:40:51):
This is absolutely unacceptable.

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
Okay, all right, Chelsea, good start, good start. I don't know.
I think Dreamer might have something to come back at you.

Speaker 9 (01:41:06):
Oh dear Chelsea.

Speaker 12 (01:41:08):
The little that you know about you, about your dad
and about me, the moment that you stepped in into
my burial home, I knew exactly who you were.

Speaker 9 (01:41:24):
Because I've seen your pictures and how proud he was
of you.

Speaker 12 (01:41:29):
But I also have a letter from him in.

Speaker 9 (01:41:33):
My drawer that says, please bury me in this.

Speaker 12 (01:41:38):
Pond because that was the happiest place that I've ever
been to, because that's where I could dream, that's where
I could write my poetry. And yes, I will show
you that letter. And I couldn't go against his dishes.
I just couldn't.

Speaker 19 (01:41:55):
And when you came into the and to my funeral
home and I was like, oh my god, I have
to honor.

Speaker 1 (01:42:12):
Oh okay, you each get a one minute rebuttal Chelsea,
you gotta go. You got a minute now, Okay, hold on, Okay,

(01:42:35):
I'll give you a second. Collect yourself here.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
That was so good.

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
Okay, Okay, is getting impatient here? Okay.

Speaker 20 (01:42:51):
I understand he might have given you a letter, but
in my heart, it's my I want to say goodbye
to my dad the way we want to say goodbye
to my dad. You might have written that years ago.
He might have written that, who knows is it signed
and dated? But at the end of the day, you
know we we have envisioned us brothers and sisters. There's

(01:43:13):
ten of us. And you know what, if he was here,
he would have told us, he would have written it
and let us know. But at the end of the day,
we're paying for it. We want it this way and
this is what we need to be honored with.

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
Yeah, fifteen seconds. So if you want so, it's it's.

Speaker 6 (01:43:31):
It's your choice.

Speaker 9 (01:43:32):
It's either.

Speaker 20 (01:43:34):
Honor the someone that's not here or honor the ones
that are here.

Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
Paying that that was a good one. Chelsea. I'm gonna
mute your mic for a moment, Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:43:52):
Please do I'm dying.

Speaker 12 (01:43:55):
I choose the honor to honor the one that is gone,
because he was the one who told me that the
biggest pride and joy in his life was you, the children.
But at the same time, the biggest happiness that he
ever felt was with me on that pond.

Speaker 9 (01:44:19):
So I chose.

Speaker 12 (01:44:21):
I chose to honor his wishes. And yes, he did
stamp and date it and they have a notary signing
a week before his death because he knew he was
going to aspire.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
You still got fifteen seconds? Are you good?

Speaker 9 (01:44:42):
I love you because he loved.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
You all right, you both on you. It's all good.
We're gonna put a pole up here, give everybody the
opportunity to vote. There's ten of you in the house.
That means eight of you can vote. The poll is up.
Who were going to rule in favor of here? Chelsea?
That was That was good. That was good, Dreamer. I

(01:45:07):
gotta say every round, every.

Speaker 9 (01:45:10):
Time, it's all in the emotion. It's all in emotions.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
I loved.

Speaker 5 (01:45:23):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
Get the jury with the motes in the house, like
you so much, Thank you all so much. You're all wonderful.

Speaker 6 (01:45:31):
That was so funny, Dreamer, when you're like.

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
You love two more twenty seconds and two more that
can vote. Guys, come on, let's see. He's gonna win this.

Speaker 18 (01:45:44):
I can't so far.

Speaker 1 (01:45:46):
I mean, I gotta say, so far, the jury is
ruling in favor of the defendant. I mean, Dreamer, you're
killing it.

Speaker 9 (01:45:52):
He's killing it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
She's really good.

Speaker 9 (01:45:56):
You're so good.

Speaker 1 (01:45:58):
Good, good job day the rule or the jury rules
in favor of the dreamer. Guys, that was fun, Chelsea.
Thank you for coming up.

Speaker 12 (01:46:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
I'm gonna I'm gonna kick you off. I think we're
gonna do one. I might do two more rounds.

Speaker 15 (01:46:16):
Everybody's let me come off too, so that the people
have a chance.

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
Thank you so much. You're you're a wonderful dreamer. All right,
So we have two spots available people. Last round, maybe
the second to last round, we're gonna go with. Let's
see here. We got two requests, so here we go.
Let's see Cloud and jaw. Oh, this is gonna be fun.

(01:46:44):
That's good job, fun job. Welcome in, Welcome in. How
are we doing? How is everybody doing today?

Speaker 5 (01:46:54):
We got two more requests?

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
Should we dreamer?

Speaker 5 (01:46:57):
I wanted dreamer?

Speaker 4 (01:47:01):
Oh yeah, me job.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
All right, let's go Cloud. All right, so we got
a minute on the clock, everybody, Let's get some scenarios
in there, suggestions, suggestions. This might be the last round, guys,
And be honest, it's been about two hours. I might
do one more. We'll see you. Guys. Got fifty seconds.
We got some scenarios. If not, I'm sure I can
come up with one. I got a list over here.

Speaker 4 (01:47:22):
Get the most ludicrous one you have.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking. Oh that's pretty good. Okay,
what do we got everybody? We've got eleven of you
in here. Let's get some scenarios, got thirty seven seconds
on the clock.

Speaker 16 (01:47:37):
How about I'm suing job because he had fizzy lifting
drink in my chocolate factory.

Speaker 1 (01:47:44):
I O, Jack, I don't know. I got a pretty
good stolen bike. Okay, that's that's all right, It's okay, Yeah,
that's good. Though, that's not bad I got. I got
a pretty funny scenario that all through out there. If
we don't get some more suggestions in here, so far
we got stolen bike, hit and run. With the stolen bike,

(01:48:09):
we can twist.

Speaker 4 (01:48:10):
That we're just gonna layer them up.

Speaker 1 (01:48:13):
Okay, let's see. How about Cloud, You're riding your bicycle
and you're on the sidewalk in Jaws parallel part, and
he opens his door and you then you ride right
into his door, So you're suing him.

Speaker 4 (01:48:34):
Okay, did you spend that. I'm gonna try.

Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
All right, you got one minute starting now.

Speaker 4 (01:48:41):
Hi, your honor.

Speaker 16 (01:48:43):
I'm suing job Less because he decided that he was
going to open up his his Range Rover car door
into my Huffey bike. I was just driving around doing
my DoorDash, trying to take care of my fourteen children,
and I already have a broken arm. And John decided

(01:49:04):
to be fun to open his door and swing it
into my face because he said.

Speaker 4 (01:49:07):
Hey, look out guy, and he put it in front
of me.

Speaker 16 (01:49:10):
And then he opened the door and I smashed into
it and he said thanks for the food and drove away.
So like, not only did I lose the delivery, but
now I have a broken leg and my toe is fractured,
and I walk funny and I can walk in straight circles.

Speaker 1 (01:49:25):
Now, yeah, fourteen seconds.

Speaker 16 (01:49:29):
But that's that's not the worst of it. Now, little Timmy,
he was expecting that money so he could take Cello
lessons so he can get out of this situation.

Speaker 4 (01:49:38):
But now he can't. So you know what, Timmy's now
a dishwasher at Chipotle.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
All right, joh, well, well, well what do we have here?

Speaker 5 (01:49:51):
Another scam artists. First of all, Timmy isn't good at anything.
That's why he washes dishes. Okay, he takes after his
father Cloud, and Cloud, don't make me get started with you.
How do you think he broke his arm, his leg
and fractured his toe. That's because he jumps in front

(01:50:14):
of cars. He runs into car doors, which is what
happened on this day. He says that I opened the
door on him, But that couldn't be farther from the truth.
I saw him back there the whole time, waiting for
me to open my door. And what did he do?

Speaker 8 (01:50:33):
What did he?

Speaker 1 (01:50:36):
Oh, Jaw, you pause your lives there, buddy, or you
got a phone call or something. I pause a clock.
Let's get a second.

Speaker 5 (01:50:43):
Here, pause live, not pause live. This guy's a crook,
and so is all of his fourteen kids, and they
all deserve to wash dishes.

Speaker 1 (01:50:55):
All right, Uh, Cloud, I gotta say that he had
a pretty good comeback there. You have a one minute rebuttal.

Speaker 16 (01:51:02):
Hold on your honor. I need two seconds to get
a witness. Can I please have thirty seconds for the court?

Speaker 1 (01:51:09):
You're getting a witness? Is that what you just said?

Speaker 12 (01:51:20):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (01:51:20):
I'm sorry, I'm actually you know what, your honor, I'm
having a hard time getting my witness.

Speaker 4 (01:51:25):
Because Jaw opened up a door to that person too. See.

Speaker 16 (01:51:29):
The problem is that Jaw is actually an habitual person
that slams doors into bike drivers. He actually has a
he has a shirt says I hate bike drivers. It's
on his bumper sticker. There is clear discriminatory action by Jaw.
He is he's known by door Day. He actually has
a reputation with DoorDash and says, watch out for Jaw.

(01:51:50):
Here here, I'd like to submit proof and evidence. Hold
on a second, Hold on, I have to pull up
the green screen in just a second.

Speaker 1 (01:52:06):
You got eighteen seconds. You sound injured.

Speaker 16 (01:52:15):
I'll give me just a minute, just a minute, hold on,
hold on, fools, Green's green.

Speaker 4 (01:52:21):
That it is okay, I.

Speaker 16 (01:52:24):
Would like to submit proof of jaw. This is an
incident where he opened up a door into another patron
as they were trying to do a door dash.

Speaker 1 (01:52:32):
Seeing if he clearly is.

Speaker 16 (01:52:33):
Yelling at him and blaming him. This is a known
thing that he is doing. He is abusive to bike riders.
I just want to let you know, let the corp
you aware that he is trying to destroy Timmy's reputation
and defeat my character.

Speaker 5 (01:52:47):
Dreamer.

Speaker 1 (01:52:48):
I appreciate it. I'm gonna just let it be them
to this time, mostly because we ran that way past
a minute. That is funny, though, Cloud John is your turn,
and you got a minute starting well, first of all,
your honor.

Speaker 5 (01:53:05):
This is our friend Cloud. Okay. This is what he does.
He walks around town looking like this just to get attention,
and he runs into car doors just to get attention. Now,
let me tell you all of those people that he's

(01:53:28):
talking about me hitting doors, Absolutely, I did that. I did,
and those were all fourteen of his kids. And I
hate those bike riders. So I put it on a
shirt because these people are scam artists. All they do
is look for doors to run into, and they blame
it on your average Joe, your average driver, the guy

(01:53:50):
who's just commuting to and from work. As a matter
of fact, I suggest we put these animals back in
the woods where they belong. I rest my case.

Speaker 4 (01:54:03):
You would rest your case.

Speaker 1 (01:54:04):
All right, Okay, you guys both did a hell of
a job. It's fantastic. That was so good. All right,
Pulls going up, man, I can't I can barely breathe.
All right, we got a minute on the clock. Pulls
right here. There's ten of you in here. That means
eight votes everybody. Let's get him in. Let's get them
votes in, Crystal, welcome in. He literally just came in

(01:54:27):
and he goes, I'm voting.

Speaker 12 (01:54:28):
Jaw you.

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
We got two votes in forty seconds ago. Click on
the poll. Let's get some votes in here.

Speaker 4 (01:54:38):
You can't vote Jaw.

Speaker 1 (01:54:41):
He voted the wrong person anyways. If he was voting
for Jaw, vote for job.

Speaker 8 (01:54:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:54:49):
Four votes, five votes. Let's go, everybody, Let's go who's
gonna win. Who's gonna win? We got three more you
that can vote. Guys, got fifteen seconds. You gotta just
click on that box and put your vote in.

Speaker 13 (01:55:08):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:55:09):
One more round and we're gonna bring some attorneys in.
So that's four people depending on who wins.

Speaker 4 (01:55:14):
That was classic Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:55:16):
That was good, I think, joh. I mean, honestly, you
know what the jury rules in favor of the plane.
The Wow, Wow, you got it. I'm surprised.

Speaker 4 (01:55:25):
I'll step down let two more people in with Joe.

Speaker 5 (01:55:28):
That's bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:55:29):
I you know what.

Speaker 4 (01:55:31):
You know what. It's little Timmy's toe and his cello,
and you're mad about it. I get it.

Speaker 5 (01:55:35):
You don't have You probably got a little Timmy out
in the jury voting for you.

Speaker 4 (01:55:40):
It's none of your business.

Speaker 16 (01:55:41):
If my fourteen family members are out in the jury,
there's a little of your business.

Speaker 1 (01:55:46):
All right. Hey, so Cloud, do you want to see one?
Do you want to stay up?

Speaker 4 (01:55:49):
You want to let jostap, I'll let Josstap Okay, all.

Speaker 1 (01:55:53):
Right, I'm gonna take it. Thank you so much for
coming up.

Speaker 4 (01:55:54):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:55:55):
All right, John, I'm gonna disconnect to bring you back
to the top.

Speaker 5 (01:55:58):
Okay, whatever works, bro, all right, mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:56:04):
So we're gonna put Jaw at the top. We need
one more person to come in here. So here's what's happening, Dreamer.
I'm gonna have you with Jaw or no, you're gonna
be the defendant. Okay, So Crystal, you're gonna come up
and you're gonna be let's see where it puts you.
I guess Okay, you're gonna be the attorney for Jaw.

(01:56:24):
All right, So we need one more person to come
up and be the attorney for Dreamer. We need one
more person, not that she needs an attorney. She's gonna help.

Speaker 12 (01:56:36):
Though, you know that, right, So the defendant come on, honey,
I know you can.

Speaker 1 (01:56:43):
We got Coffy Bear up here. It's a dream yea.
All right, Hey, I'm gonna put a minute on the
clock and you guys need to come up with the
hell of a scenario for the four of these people.
If not, I got one, but we got fifty five seconds.

(01:57:05):
Crystal again, welcome in.

Speaker 4 (01:57:07):
Thank you, brother, appreciate it. Can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (01:57:09):
Yes, yeah, yeah, we can hear you. Just fine. The
last two hours have just been flying by dude.

Speaker 4 (01:57:16):
That's awesome. Happy for you.

Speaker 1 (01:57:19):
This will be the last one, everybody. That's why I'm
doing a four person I appreciate all of you. It's
been a heck of a show tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:57:28):
This is so good.

Speaker 1 (01:57:28):
Also, this does get distributed on all the platforms YouTube, Rumble, Spotify, Apple,
so you guys can all go back and listen again.
We've got twenty seconds on the clock. Sold them a
bad squeegee that melted the windows.

Speaker 12 (01:57:42):
Okay, eh, where do we find you on YouTube?

Speaker 1 (01:57:52):
It is JG's lounge. You just gotta search JJ's lounge.
It's that simple. Uh. Ten seconds left? Okay, So do
you guys want to do the squeege you want? Or do
you want to hear what I have?

Speaker 9 (01:58:02):
What do you have?

Speaker 5 (01:58:03):
What do you have?

Speaker 1 (01:58:04):
Okay? I have one where the plaintiff is suing the
defendant because they got stuck on a roller coaster and
we're trying to get home to see a show premiere.

Speaker 9 (01:58:13):
All right, sounds good, that's good. One.

Speaker 1 (01:58:16):
Does that sound better? Okay, So Crystal you are the
Jaw's attorney. Jaw you are suing Dreamer, who owns the
amusement park, and because you were stuck on the roller
coaster and you were trying to get home to see
a show and copy Bear. So here's the deal. If
you guys want to object, it will be the attorneys
that do the objection. So obviously you have to play

(01:58:37):
off the other person.

Speaker 9 (01:58:38):
So Jo you're wait a second, So.

Speaker 1 (01:58:41):
Jaw, you were stuck. You were stuck in a roller
coaster and you were trying to me.

Speaker 5 (01:58:45):
I thought that was my video for a second.

Speaker 9 (01:58:52):
Okay, just so I know the rules. When can I
speak myself?

Speaker 1 (01:58:56):
Okay, So it's just like last time, So Jaw, we'll
get to speak. He can always you guys, you can
request the attorney up. But John gets a minute to speak,
and compy Bear can always make an objection during that minute,
and then Dreamer when you speak, Crystal can always object
as well. So okay, John gets a minute, and then
Dreamer you get a minute.

Speaker 5 (01:59:16):
Okay, and what's the scenario again, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:59:19):
Okay, John, you were stuck in a roller coaster at
Dreamer's Amusement Park. You were trying to get home to
see a show. But because you were stuck, you missed
your show.

Speaker 5 (01:59:28):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, you.

Speaker 1 (01:59:30):
Got one minute starting now, Well.

Speaker 5 (01:59:34):
Your honor. I had an elaborate plan. I mean, it
was all set up, My TV was ready to go.
I was going to go home and watch JG's Courtroom,
but I got stuck on this woman's horrible, worn down.

Speaker 1 (01:59:57):
I object roller coaster.

Speaker 5 (01:59:58):
If you want to, oh, I object.

Speaker 2 (02:00:02):
I object to the language in which she's using to
call the roller coaster. It is not an evidence. There's
no proof of it.

Speaker 1 (02:00:10):
Objections sustained will stick to the main points here.

Speaker 5 (02:00:15):
Joh wait, what does sustain mean? That means I can't.

Speaker 1 (02:00:18):
Sustain means that I went with it. If I overturn it,
then that means that it doesn't overrulled. So if I
overrule it, then that means that it's out the window.
But yeah, sustained, sustained, overruled. It doesn't matter. I'm not
gonna watch your show anyways, because I'm still stuck on
this damn roller coaster.

Speaker 5 (02:00:38):
Imagine that missing the best show on our JG's Courtroom.
Come on, where's my attorney?

Speaker 1 (02:00:46):
I need help? Here. Yeah, ten seconds. Well I wish
I was brought into a sum. That's all I have
to say.

Speaker 5 (02:00:57):
I'm going to jail.

Speaker 1 (02:01:00):
I'll tell you, hey, on your rebuttal will do two minutes.
How's that sound Your rebuttal will be two minutes. So dreamer,
you have woman on the clock for your first defense.
Go ahead.

Speaker 12 (02:01:10):
Oh, thank you so much for letting me speak, because
I know how frustrating it can be to be stuck
in the same place where.

Speaker 9 (02:01:19):
You don't know where you're going. But if you let
yourself just sit there.

Speaker 12 (02:01:29):
And close your eyes, you will understand that the reason
why I got you stuck there.

Speaker 9 (02:01:34):
Is because I needed to save.

Speaker 12 (02:01:36):
You, because I am your guardian angel. Because what you
do not know that fifteen miles from where you are
sitting there is a huge pile up of twenty five
cars on a highway where you're supposed to travel right
at this specific moment, And if I didn't hold you up,

(02:01:57):
but the highest of the city, where you actually looking
at all of the city and all of the beauty
and the sunset that is coming down, and you were
thinking about the show instead of missing the present moment.

Speaker 5 (02:02:12):
Objection, objection?

Speaker 1 (02:02:14):
What objection? Yeah, that was too much, was way too much.
That was a lot she has I don't know. Again,
the jury gets to make the decision here. But John,
you have two minutes for your rebuttal do you want
to be up or you want your attorney up first?
Let me up there.

Speaker 5 (02:02:32):
Obviously my attorney is worthless. John glad I didn't pay
this guy yet because he is never going to see
a dollar.

Speaker 1 (02:02:43):
Let me up there, Let me up, John, put me in.
All right, go all right, you get one minute, you
get two minutes starting right now.

Speaker 21 (02:02:50):
All right, Well, listen, here's the thing. As you can see,
my client here is very innocent. He honestly had no
hesitation to go to see JG's show. He was at
the amusement park. He got stuck on the ride because
they didn't pass multiple safety inspections.

Speaker 1 (02:03:13):
They got a C minus on the Better.

Speaker 2 (02:03:15):
Object there's no proof of that before.

Speaker 1 (02:03:18):
And girl with the objection, Crystal with the objection, do
you have proof?

Speaker 4 (02:03:26):
I do have proof.

Speaker 21 (02:03:27):
Actually I do have documentation that they are C minus
on the Better Business Bureau. I tell you there was
actually sixteen debts at this amusement park last year because
of no seatbelts implemented by Dreamer, the amusement park owner.
So it's very obvious that my client, mister jobless I,

(02:03:49):
is actually gonna have to go home at this point because.

Speaker 1 (02:03:55):
He's still stuck there at the amusement park. So joh anything,
he's still got a minute?

Speaker 5 (02:04:03):
Yes, actually I do. Did you not hear this psychopath?
She is what? She's helping me do? What by making
me stay here? She admitted it here live in the courtroom.
And yes, this is chaos, chaos all due to Dreamer
and her stupid attorney with all of the silly objections.

Speaker 22 (02:04:27):
Every time I object, I object, of course objections, objection,
stay on point, on point.

Speaker 5 (02:04:37):
Well you're not my savior, Okay, Dreamer, you're not no angel.
And guess what I'm about to get your whole park
because I'm gonna win and you are a loser.

Speaker 1 (02:04:56):
Yeah, fifteen seconds, samething else? Are you good?

Speaker 5 (02:04:58):
Yeah? I got a lot to say. Thirteen twelve eleven
million is what I want.

Speaker 1 (02:05:06):
Yeah, Dreamer, is your turn. You got two minutes on
the clock. Do you want to start or would you
like your attorney to pop up?

Speaker 9 (02:05:13):
I will definitely say something to that.

Speaker 7 (02:05:17):
The facts.

Speaker 1 (02:05:18):
Okay, you got two minutes starting.

Speaker 12 (02:05:21):
I am just going to say that you are so
loved and I'm sorry, I am so sorry.

Speaker 14 (02:05:28):
That you haven't experienced magic in your life so far.

Speaker 1 (02:05:32):
I object. What's the objection?

Speaker 5 (02:05:36):
How do you know I haven't experienced magic.

Speaker 1 (02:05:40):
In my life?

Speaker 9 (02:05:41):
Because you have too much changer. Because if you.

Speaker 1 (02:05:43):
Have object this objection sustained, that works. I gotta say
that you can't. You cannot use his emotions.

Speaker 5 (02:05:51):
The jury will strike that from their memory.

Speaker 8 (02:05:57):
Dreamer.

Speaker 12 (02:05:59):
I know is that fifteen miles from where you are
sitting there is a twenty five car pile up that
I have noticed on my weather app that told me
that there is a fifteen car pile up.

Speaker 1 (02:06:16):
Objection, Please getting way to a topic.

Speaker 21 (02:06:20):
Objection.

Speaker 1 (02:06:21):
Yeah, so we're going to sustain this, Dreamer. The point
is that he's stuck on your roller coaster. Thank you.

Speaker 8 (02:06:27):
Yeah, my client is still streamer, Dreamer.

Speaker 16 (02:06:30):
Let me.

Speaker 21 (02:06:34):
No, honestly, objection too much talking from her objective.

Speaker 1 (02:06:38):
Let's let your attorney talk for a second. See what
she has to say.

Speaker 2 (02:06:42):
So upon entering the amusement park, it clearly says that
we cannot be held responsible for anything that happens on
our rides. The whole sixty to be scary and eventful.
What is scary and eventful if you're going to go
through ride and know you're going to successfully.

Speaker 5 (02:07:04):
On the ride.

Speaker 1 (02:07:05):
No objection overturned. You're overruled.

Speaker 2 (02:07:09):
When you entered.

Speaker 23 (02:07:10):
When you got on that ride, there clearly was a
sign that said you may end up stopping in time.
It didn't sit, It didn't state when the ride would continue.

Speaker 2 (02:07:22):
It clearly said the ride may stop at any time.

Speaker 23 (02:07:26):
When you entered and got into that seat and latched
the belt down over, you took the responsibility of any
on that ride.

Speaker 1 (02:07:43):
Five seconds you got anything else.

Speaker 2 (02:07:45):
It is my client who is innocent. It is totally
the person who sat in that seat that's responsible.

Speaker 1 (02:07:52):
That was good, That was good, all right, But you
know it's not up to me. It's up to you
guys there the plaintiffs. Yeah, the winner.

Speaker 21 (02:08:02):
Everybody in the chat vote the plaintiff. Guys, you guys
know what the deal is. Everybody vote plaintiff.

Speaker 2 (02:08:06):
We know that we're totally clear because they were crazy
enough to get into.

Speaker 1 (02:08:10):
This roller coaster. Everybody vote right now. We got fifty
seconds ago age get one more. Actually, I'll do two
more minutes apiece with hu jury.

Speaker 21 (02:08:21):
Hey, let's hold it down, Hold it down, guys, go
a go a more votes.

Speaker 1 (02:08:28):
Let's go six more votes, let's go a all day.

Speaker 5 (02:08:32):
Twelve people in this room.

Speaker 2 (02:08:33):
Yay, go room.

Speaker 1 (02:08:36):
Yeah, this is a heck of a show.

Speaker 21 (02:08:38):
Think about who, think about who?

Speaker 1 (02:08:40):
Who?

Speaker 21 (02:08:40):
Who's in Group A guys, you.

Speaker 23 (02:08:42):
Guys, anybody that's in here, make sure a friend to
come back and visit us again.

Speaker 2 (02:08:47):
When is it?

Speaker 5 (02:08:48):
When?

Speaker 2 (02:08:49):
When? When?

Speaker 1 (02:08:52):
CST Wednesday?

Speaker 5 (02:08:54):
Wednesday Wednesday?

Speaker 2 (02:08:56):
At what times?

Speaker 1 (02:08:57):
Ten p m CST Central Standard time.

Speaker 5 (02:09:02):
We got four and everybody and the judge is a
sham sham sham. The jury is hold on, hold on,
hold on.

Speaker 1 (02:09:14):
We rule in favor of the defendant.

Speaker 5 (02:09:17):
Yeah, all right, you got the gas, I got the.

Speaker 4 (02:09:27):
That was.

Speaker 6 (02:09:32):
It.

Speaker 21 (02:09:33):
Noboard giveaways for you guys.

Speaker 4 (02:09:35):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (02:09:38):
You guys are wonderful people. Thank you so much for
coming up, Crystal. I'm sorry, I've been on for like
two and a half hours. I'm gonna wrap it up.

Speaker 4 (02:09:44):
Man.

Speaker 1 (02:09:46):
Yeah, you know, we all we all have our stuff
going on, so thank you.

Speaker 21 (02:09:51):
Over the job, bless.

Speaker 1 (02:09:52):
I'm gonna be doing the same things you will, dream
and copy Mair. Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (02:10:00):
Are you opening?

Speaker 1 (02:10:00):
Martin judge, your honor.

Speaker 21 (02:10:03):
I would just like to say, how in the fun
did they actually win?

Speaker 1 (02:10:10):
Please? Right, just believe you, believe.

Speaker 5 (02:10:16):
You because we've got you know, we've got we've got
a whole bunch of feminists in the jury.

Speaker 12 (02:10:25):
I believe God one that saved you from the freaking
fifteen car pile up, and you don't.

Speaker 1 (02:10:36):
Hey, So, for everybody that's tuning in tonight, if you
want to see the whole show tomorrow, I will have
a release on all audio platforms as well as YouTube.
Thank you all for tuning in tonight. That release to Bud,
thank you so much, Thank you love, thank you so much.