Ep. 28 - I created the worst MTG gameshow ever (feat. Cimoooooooo)

Who wants to be a... uhh... a Magicionaire? Cimo(ooooooo) sure does!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Do Do Do Do Do Do Do de cood podcast Seema.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Go A while you really had to get it out
of you, didn't you.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well, with so many people in my meet and greet lines,
that magic on Atlanta just came up to me yelling.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
It Like.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I know, they just walk they do one of two
things they want. It's like a call and response.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Now.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
So if they start walking up to me and they
clap and they go cee g B, I have to go, Seema,
that's so great that.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
They do that. I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
And they whip out the Uyio card for me to sign.
And I don't have to ask them what content they enjoy.
I don't have to ask them what they watch they
watch these How many.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Plot of greens did you signed this past weekend?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Too many? Too many? Really? This is really MTG convention.
You're infesting it with your yuyi oh.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Sets, Oh my god. The plan is all coming together.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, they had to probably smuggle those cards inside. All right.
That said, I've got a question for you, my friend one.
Have you ever watched Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I have as a matter of fact, So.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
You're familiar with the format.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I am familiar with the format. Oh god, I already
know where I can already see where this is going.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
There is a question, There is multiple choice. The money
doubles after each round is the general gist, and you
have lifelines. Those lifelines are phone a friend, fifty to
fifty and oh god, there's like and more, isn't there?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
It is the audience pull the audience, which we don't
have one.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
It cosmic sense, we do, but in this is exact. No,
are you the audience audience of one?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
No, we'll get to it. I have an idea for this.
I have an idea for this. All right, this is
gonna be amazing. Yeah, you're gonna love it. So today
we are playing this one. Yeah, today we are playing
through the omen Paths slash Spider Man who wants to
be a Magic Card namer ring to it doesn't, Yeah

(02:36):
it does.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Having the title needs work, but yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
It'll probably be different in the video, Libby's better at
this than me. All right, So do you know about
Through the Omen Paths? Do you know what it is? Okay, awesome,
I get to explain this first. So Spider Man is
a Magic the Gathering set. Do you know that part that's.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Already a sentence that I that already is probably gonna
make people cringe, but okay, I'm in. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Through the Omen Paths is the digital release of Spider
Man's Magic the Gathering set for Magic Arena and Magic Online.
Why is it called Through the Omen Paths because Magic
the Gathering did not secure the rights from Hasbro for
digital versions of the cards, which means they had to

(03:25):
create legally distinct, functionally identical cards for Magic Arena and
Magic Online that mirror the paper Spider Man set.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Multi billion dollar company by the way.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yes, yes, So this has caused a stir in the community,
as I can't imagine why imagine cards, cards have two names,
cards are functionally the same, But I have these funny crossovers.
I figured, what the hell, We're going to make a
game out of it. We're gonna make real lemons innate
out of these particular lemons, and we're gonna have some

(04:03):
fun with this today. I am going to show you
the card from through the omen paths. You are going
to try to guess which Spider Man card this is,
and you will have four choices, ABC and D.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
You really will have effort today.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
You will have three lifelines as well, and I'm sure
the people would also love to know what you think
of the card itself, and we're going to see how
it goes. So on the lifelines front, you have phone
a friend. You can choose to phone Raren. You can
choose to phone Boxy here on the for the magic video.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I don't think I phone Rare for the horsetone video.
To be honest with you, see if.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
They pick up the phone, I don't know, maybe they won't.
If they if they don't, you don't get help. Fifty
to fifty is the computer that is totally not me.
Is going to eliminate two of the choices for you,
so it's just a right choice in a wrong choice.
And then the last one, which is pull the audience.
We are going to have the chat post their answers

(05:10):
in the comments and if enough of them post the
right answer. You know, if you get that question wrong,
we will say you got it right?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Okay, So yeah, I have a question. I have a
clarifying question here. What if I just get the first Like,
what if I just get them wrong right off the bat?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Oh see, that's where it's different from Who Wants to
Be a Millionaire Simo. Unlike in that show where we
get them off the stage and they're cook done, no monies. Here,
you have to play the whole game.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh you're telling me I'm in prison, is what you're
saying exactly?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
And so do you have any more questions before we
dive in and basically figure this out as we go,
because no one in content world has ever done this
level of MTG slop before.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Never. Let's start magic squid game.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
In all right, first card here it comes.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
You have to stay here for the whole time.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Uh huh uh?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Gobin? Is that we're going with Gobin?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Okay, we don't even know. Great? Oh yeah, because he's
made up gene splice savant. This is one in a
blue for a one to one human scientist villain Legendary
can't be blocked. Whenever it deals combat damage to a
player he connives. Okay, that is correct. Do I get
to know what conniving is I can tell you it's

(06:35):
I appreciate.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
It a connive. One instance of cannive is you draw
a card and you discard a card. If the card
you discarded is not a land, you put a plus
one plus one counter on the conniver. If it is
a land, you do not put a plus one plus
one counter on the canniver.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Okay, I'm gonna forget that in five seconds. Anyway, one
in a blue and a black and a red is
transform him at it only as a sorcery. Okay, what
is he transforming into?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I will reveal this fleame.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Gobin's creation, which is a one in a balloon of
black and a red makes sense. It is a three
to three flying menace, just like my dog spells. You
cast from your graveyard costs too less to cast. That's
pretty cool. And then each nonline card in your graveyard
has Mayhem. The mayhem cost is equal to it to medicals. Okay,
what's mayhem? Now?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
You need God? You need so much information.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
The card.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Mayhem is a new mechanic in the set that says
if a if a card was discarded this turn, you
may cast it from the graveyard.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
If a card was discarded. So it's kind of like
it's like Madness but different. Yes, okay, and it's funny
they both start with m's. That doesn't make things eem
more confusing. Okay, cool, all right, So now I get
to see four name options for who this should be?

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Right, yes, yeah, okay, it could be one. It's one
of these, It is one of these.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
All these are all cards in the set, just to
be very clear about Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
So there is there's no bait in here. Well, I
mean there's bait, but not like you know what I mean, Like,
there's not a make.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Up a card name. These are all cards or characters
in the set. Yes.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
See, it's sort of an interesting to do with Krim
if this were you didn't know what was in the
set already, because I feel like with flavor wise, he
might be really good at this. But anyway, oh, he'd.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Probably be really good at this because the question now
becomes how much do you know about Marvel? Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
So this is gonna go.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Counted on that.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
I mean, all right, you ready, and I know about
Marvel is what Krim tells me. I'm gonna be completely honest,
all right, I'm in here. We go and I'm gonna
read it who wants to be a millionaire style? Well,
maybe Libby can find some non demonetizing music to put
over it.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Do Do Do Do, Do Do Do Do? Is it
a Norman Osbourne, B Miles Morales c, Peter Parker or
d Eddie Brock.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
I no fucking clue Eddie of these people? Oh, this
is gonna go well, this is gonna go well. Uh
for the content, baby, for the content. What if I
just burned all three lifelines on the first one that
do what you gotta.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Do, buddy, do what you gotta do.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
So when he does damage, he connives and then transforms
and then he's a thing, and then there's the Mayhem thing. Okay,
I think I know Peter Parker. I'm pretty sure Peter
Parker is like a good guy. I think is it
he Spider Man? I don't fucking know, but anyway, Uh,
I think he's a good guy. And this seems like

(09:56):
an evil guy sort of card. So I think I'm
gonna rule that one out. So I'm between the other
three at this point, and I genuinely the other three names.
I do not know who these people are in the
slightest So this is like a complete shot in the
dark here. Uh The question is do I want to

(10:17):
spend the lifeline now because I'm like that desperate, or
uh do I just get my feet wet take the
l if I get it and save it for one
that I actually think I have a chance of getting
because this one is just purely random. Hm ah. And

(10:40):
the problem is I new fifty to fifty You're probably
gonna get rid of C, so I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Doo do do do?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Do?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Do?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Do you enjoy yourself?

Speaker 1 (10:49):
I'm already loving this.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
I'm already hating this. This is awful. Uh am I
really going to burn a lifeline on card number one?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
How about if he wants to work for WATSI Legal?
Is that a good title for the video?

Speaker 2 (11:05):
I gotta come up. I like that. That's you're gonna
I heard you typing that down. As soon as you
said that, I heard you clacking away at the keyboard. Okay,
I have a question with phone a friend. Do I
only get what is it like?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Am I?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Because I'm in prison? Do I only get one phone call?
You just get one phone call? To make sure I
need to make sure they pick up. Oh my god,
oh God, is that worked in the show if the
person didn't pick up like, they just didn't get to
use it.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
I don't remember it broadcast in the evening. It was
pre recorded. I'm pretty sure that the person was warned
well in advance of if when the filming was happening, uh,
and things like that. But yeah, it wasn't live. The
show wasn't live.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Uh. I don't want to make sure I get like
one of these, right, I will go for it.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
M hmm.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Okay, all right, we're gonna we're gonna start off. I'm
gonna at least have a one hunder correct ratio to
start things off. I think that's the plan. Sweet, So
I am going to use one of my lifelines immediately
right off the bat. Okay, okay, okay, I would like
to phone I would like to phone Amy the Amazonian.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Okay, is she alive right now?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Maybe? Maybe maybe I may have looked before I made
that decision.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Potentially, that is pretty smart. That is pretty smart. Okay,
we can adder to this call, right.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
I believe so if you know how to use discord,
I all right, don't how many seconds do I get?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Uh? You're supposed to have sixty seconds? By nature of
the sixty seconds.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
All right, all right, time up? Maybe putting timer up?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
All right, yep, sure, damn it. This I did not
prepare for it properly. Stopwatch. There must be a stop
an easy stopwatch. All right, I'm ready. It's ringing. I
can only wonder what she's thinking right now.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Hello, yes, yes, the answer you guess? Lucky you.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Okay, clock's running, clock's running.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Oh okay, all right, I'm on, we're doing Who wants
to be a millionaire? I need help? Hurry, hurry, hurry, Okay,
which which card from from Marvel Universes beyond his Gobin
Jeans spliced Savant? Is it Norman Osborne, Miles Morales, Peter Parker,
Eddie Brock It's Norman Osborne? Thank you? All right bye
Norman answer.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Man doesn't even know his fleames. Nope, he doesn't know
his flames. Thank you, Amy, answer all right back over here.
Let's see uh you there? And that was awesome. That
was too fast, by the way, you guys did that
in twenty five seconds.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
So I as soon as you started the call, I
spammed her discore, I spammed her. I spammed her twist
shat say pick up please, I'm desperate. So there's a
whole wall of text. I will screenshot and send you this.
This is what I was sending her.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Please please, Oh my god, this is already the best
thing I've ever done.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
She's racking up on stream too.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I absolutely have to save this. Okay, let me. I
don't know how you're gonna edit all together to be coherent,
but I appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Lebby's gonna hit him. Amy be like, can you send
me your VOD please?

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Oh my god. Honestly, a good call. A good call? Okay,
so Amy says Norman Osborne seemed confident about it. Seemed
pretty confident. Are you going to go with a Norman Osborne?

Speaker 2 (15:10):
As I'm going with what she said because I don't.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Fucking know, and it is correct. A Norman Osbourne is
the Gobin gene spliced savant aka Fleame Gobin's creation. So
you are correct, and you get one hundred totally real dollars.
I get one hundred CG bucks one hundred co CGB bucks.

(15:36):
That's that's perfect.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Get one bucks.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
It's not CG Bucks, it's CG bucks. Who names stuff
on my show? Okay, you got it? Covert go Bucks. No, no,
we can't do that for sports reasons. I can't do that,
like the sports fans understand. Oh my god. Okay, well,
this has already been amazing. You've already used one lifeline.
This is already the best video of all time. Let's

(16:00):
get to card number two.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Okay, if I, if I, as long as I have
my one hundred percent win rate for at least one card,
I'll be happy, all right. Egres the Bile Bulwark. This
is like some anime horror shit three and two black
for a four to four symbiote spider hero legend with

(16:25):
death touch and lifelt I feel like everything's a legend
now because of Commander. Anyway, whenever Egres attacks until end
of turn, you may look at the top card of
your library anytime, and you may play cards from the
top of your library period. If you cast to smell
this way, pay Life equal to its MANDA value rather
than pay its man of cost. Interesting. So it has
to attack and then until okay, till end of it.

(16:48):
I thought it was like just like on the attack trigger,
that's like you can just do that only win it attacks,
but until the end of the turn. Okay, So like
main two. You can do that stuff. Okay, all right,
I got it?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Who who?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Who are looking at here?

Speaker 1 (16:59):
For just just for fun? What do you think of
the card for a second, Not that I have to
like actually pull up some card titles because I forgot
to put the full titles or anything.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
I mean, you know me, this basically turns especially well, Okay,
we're talking about and like overall context or specific format,
because I think that that is gonna depend on how
I end.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, standard, we can do Standard.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Not like I know anything about Standard, but mean it's
it's a way to just have a bunch of free stuff,
which is nice because we like free. Because I was thinking,
like a commander, this would be really cool because then
it's like you attack and then because you have forty
life you can just like pay everything off the top
and just like keep going. Or standard you have way
less life to do that, but it's still a way

(17:45):
to get free stuff out. He has to attack, which
is kind of annoying, but but if he does, it's
it's kind of weird. It feels like this sort of
like win more card where it's like if it resolves,
I feel like you're gonna probably be in a very
strong position, unlike, oh, actually you have lands. You have lands.

(18:08):
That makes this That makes this card way worse actually
because if you just if you just hit a land,
well it says you may play. So if you haven't
played a land for a turn, you can play a land, correct,
but you can do that once correct or is that
not work? Okay, so you get to play one land,
but if half your deck is land, then like half
the time you're gonna like again, this is where like commander,
I feel like it's slightly better for this because you

(18:28):
can sort of deck build better for it just because
like the land and like the way to get man out,
it's a lot more generous legit. Uh yeah, I think
this is like fine. I don't think it's I think
with the land thing, this makes this a lot worse.
But like maybe there's ways to stack you. I think
Blue might have ways to like stack the top of
your deck maybe, so it's like if you can sort

(18:52):
of like mold the top of your deck to know
you're gonna hit with this and then like go off
like that's kind of cute. I think it's I think
it's I think it's fine. I think it has some
problems though, I think it sounds sounds like you're giving
it a very mid RATEA. It's like it's I think
it could be really like fun and exciting if it
goes off, But I feel like more often than not,
you're gonna hit a land and you played Land on
your first main phase and you'd be like, well that

(19:13):
was lame, legit.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Alright, you ready for your choices?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
All right?

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Is it a Doctor Octopus, master Planner, B Craven, Proud Predator,
C Morbius, the Living Vampire or D Gwenham Remorseless?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
You said all these are real?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yes, these are all kinds.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
The Marvel universe is just such a mystery to me. Okay,
So what's interesting to me here is that Egreck says
Symbiote Spider Hero, which would lead me to believe that
this is like supposed to be a good guy as dumb?

(20:00):
Does that sound but like because otherwise it'd be like villain,
right because the other guy was a villain.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
So here picking up on something important for this video,
which is the type lines.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yes, yeah, so I think, oh god, okay, now, so
the problem is I don't know who's good and who's bad.
I think I vaguely remember doctor Octopus as being a
bad guy just from like seeing trailers for movies and
stuff that sounds sort of familiar just in my like

(20:33):
ancillary subconscious Craven no idea, Morbius, I know from the
memes and Gwenham no idea. So the problem is if
I pick fifty to fifty now that I open my
big fat mouth, you would just get rid of doctor
Octopus guaranteed as one of them. So that doesn't help
me that much. So it's really like, you know, I'm

(20:55):
still having a fifty to fifty shot at the end
of the day because I'm like, I know that no
matter what, so probably should be mindful of that for
the future. Hmmm. Is there anything else? None of it? Okay,

(21:17):
So the problem now that I'm facing is that none
of these sound like None of these sound like good
guy names interesting to me anyway to me? And I
also want to.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Say, the card, everything except the title on the card
will match exactly with the card that is printed, so
the typelines will match.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Right, So basically, just just wipe out egrets and put
in one of these names and everything else is the same.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Yep. So just for example, do you think that this
is a vampire.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
I mean, I imagine it would have vampire in the name,
but it's possible. It's possible. I also think Morebius is
a villain, same thing like doctor Octopus. That just like
sounds right that he's a villain from just pop culture
people talking about it. I just remember the names, to
be honest. So I'm kind of between Craven and Gwenham And.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Do you have any understanding of like what Venom is
in in the Marvel universe? Do you know anything about Venom?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
He's just like Black spider Man, right, Mmmm, that is
a way of looking at it. Yeah, he's Black spider Man.
He's evil spider Man. Mm hmm uh. Proud Predator or remorseless.
I guess remorseless sounds more evil than Proud Predator. The

(22:45):
predator also, I feel like has a like connotative like
negative implication. I mean, you could.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
I'm gonna go with my gut. I'm gonna say be
You're gonna go with crave proud Predator. Is that your
final answer?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yes, I'm ready to be wrong, but that's fine. I
don't want to waste a lifeline yet that would be
good for content.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
All right, I will show you craven proud Predator.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Man, even Proud Predator is actually a villain.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
The correct answer was, in fact day.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
I head it down to the two. So that's fair.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
And you know, the even the like somewhat Marvel fans
like are going to be like this one thing that
you're gonna watch is for symbiote. So symbiote is the
kind of trait that is in anything that venom gets into.
It just kind of watches onto you and transforms you.
So that was the biggest hint I could put there.

(23:51):
But if you're when.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
You do, yeah, that requires me to know it. So yeah,
that's okay. Always, I narrowed it down to fifty to
fifty without using a lifeline, so I don't feel too
bad about that.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
You are back down to zero. How is it?

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Cgo Bucks covert. No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
It's absolutely not yet that whatsoever? Okay, bravo, bravo. All right,
number three, number three? Where'd I put this card? Ah?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Here's this card, Quint's insight one in a red four
an enchantment at the beginning of your first main phase
to scard a card. If you do draw a card
whenever you play a land or cast a spell from
anywhere other than your hand. This enchantment deals one damage
to each opponent. Okay, hmm. In terms of well, because

(24:48):
you want me to like give a quick evaluation of
the card, I would love that. I kind of Wishyu
Gio had a card like this. Not like I don't
care about the last part. It's more like the first part.
I think it'd be kind of interesting if you Geo
had this card. It'd be too slow for for current
you Gyoh. But like old U Gyo, if there's an
old card that was just like a continuous spell that
every turn you got the discarded card and draw card.

(25:10):
There's a couple of cards that are sort of like that,
but they're for like specific decks like something generic like that.
That'd be really sick and probably too broken for our game.
But yeah, just uh for magic seems fine. I mean,
I I think it's like the To me, it seems
like the damage is more like excess. You're kind of

(25:32):
just doing this to kind of just sculpt your hand
a bit more and trigger mayhem stuff too, or so
that's like that's it's like a cool like mayhem enabler.
I guess, so like yeah, like I think this card's
like good. I don't think this card's like horrible or anything.
I think it's fine.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yep, a free mayhem trigger every turn and another deck
pretty dang nice.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Absolutely, And and you're filtering another card too, which is good.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Oh yes, all all card filtering rummaging. This is what
magic called rummaging, when you discard a card to draw
a card, as opposed to looting, which is draw a
card then discard a card. But both are very solid.
But they're really good in Commander, but they have their
moments in Standard. This fleame is really.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Nice, you know, I can see that.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Really nice. But the real question is which Spider Man
card does Quint's insight actually mirror? Is it a shadow
of the Goblin b Romantic Rendezvous see rent Is Do
or d hot Dog cart?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
God, you really outdated yourself on this one. Huh.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
These are real cards, These are real magic gathering cards.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I can see. I can see why the Universes beyond
people are upset. I get it now, I'm upset for
them at this rate.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Okay, you just don't like the game. You just you
just don't like that you can reasonably rationalize, big brain
your way through.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
All fun story. When I saw Krim this past weekend. Uh,
He's like, when do you get into magic? And I'm like, oh,
that's a that's a bad slope to go down, because
uh then I don't need another expensive hobby. We were saying,
We're having this conversation in front of a card store
display that has a bunch of dual lands on display,

(27:24):
and I'm like, I'm like, I would just need to
buy these dual lands. I might as well just buy
them right now. And he's like, oh, you don't need
dual lands and I'm like, no, you don't understand, Krim,
I need the dual lands. He's like, oh, you're one
of those. I'm like, yeah, huh so that's that's that's
why I haven't dipped my toe and plus the first
card out to buy his ristic study out of principle anyway,
side note, uh, I think at this point, again going

(27:47):
off of completely nothing here, rent is due is like
my gut instinct for this one. This just because it's
like you're paying the rent by like scarting a card
right or like the hot Dog card. It's like you're
paying for the hot dog and then like it's dealing

(28:08):
damage to people. I don't know, Like that's kind of
like the vibe I'm getting Shadow of the Goblin and
Romantic Rendezvous, just like, don't really feel like they fit
this card to me, which I could be wrong, but
it's just like a vibe.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
So I will say, there is a clue in what
you've already done.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
There is a clue in what I've already done.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
In the previous questions.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
In the previous questions, what did I do in the
previous questions besides troll amy during her stream, ah, I
looked at words. I thought something was evil. Whatever rent

(28:52):
is due? Final answer?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Rent is due? Final?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yep, that was my first gut instinct. If I'm wrong,
so bee it.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
The correct answer is, oh wait, oh I'm doing it
this way. I actually like this, show me, show the people.
Rent is due?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
What is this family feud? Now? Did you change game shows?
All right, it's not okay.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Rent is do is a white enchantment that at the
beginning of your end step, let's you tap two untapped
creatures or treasures you control to draw a card or
sacrifice this enchantment. No, what you were looking at was
Shadow of the Goblin, and what was the hints. So
the it is a tough one. But the hint is

(29:43):
that Norman Osborne aka the Green Goblin, was fleame, which
also synergizes with mayhem.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Oh, I get it. Okay, sure, okay, cute, and I
didn't see them. You gave me the hints. I just
didn't see.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Them, and you had nothing to lose. At this point
you main zero covert gob cg bucks almost almost saying.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
This is such a disaster of an episode. Oh my god,
how do people watch this?

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Uh? Leave a comment if you still watch this and
tell us how you do it. Here is your next.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Card, Cavero, mind bitten. That's me right now. Tune in
a blue and a black for a four to four
spider human hero. Okay, you may have it, enter a
copy of any or as a copy excuse me, of
any creature card in your graveyard, except his name is
Caveo and he's a four to four spider human hero

(30:45):
in addition to his other types. When you do exile
that card so you play him, he copies something that
card gets exiled. Okay, seems cute. Like it doesn't scream
broken or anything to me, but it's like cool. Here
an interesting question on this card actually, so it says
enter as a copy of any creature if that creature

(31:05):
has a enter the battlefield trigger, does that still trigger?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yes? Or that it does?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Oh that's cool, Okay, I mean you Gio, that would
like not work that way. So that's why I'd ask a.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Very specifically cool thing that this does differently than other clones,
because there have been plenty of clones that, like you
show me a graveyard, give it its ability, right, But
there's actually a little bit more to this card, which
is the abilities that say when this enters if you

(31:39):
cast it. So that's been a safety rail that's been
designed in the last few years. And since you did
cast Cavero in if you cast it, trigger like this
one would occur.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Okay, interesting, yeah, you Gio. It's it's so interesting because
like we don't really have many copy effects, like I
could think of a couple, but they only just copy
the stats of a creature, like you know in this case,
like the four to four. They don't copy like everything
on it to make like a clone of it, which
is like, it's just interesting that with all as crazy
as our game is, we don't really have something like that.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
The uh so I've showed you Bringer of the Last Gift.
Would this be a good UYO card.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Uh six and two black for a six to six flyer.
When this enters the battlefield, if you cast it, each
player sacrifices all the creatures they control. Then each player
returns all creature cards from their graveyard that weren't put
this way to the battlefield, sacrifices all creatures that each
player returns all creatures from their graveyard that weren't put

(32:40):
there this way. Okay, So basically it's like if you
have five things on the on the board and five
things in grave, the things on the board die and
the five things in the grave come back, right, Yeah,
assuming it's free because it's yu gi Oh. Do we
have any thing like this? I don't think we have

(33:03):
any because UGO tends to avoid like mass resurrection things,
and anytime they print mass resurrection it always gets banned,
typically because again, like in our game, it's usually free,
and that's even for like you pay like half your
life points and that's still just way too good enters.
If you cast each player set so you can do

(33:24):
it to yourself, which is important. Yeah, this would be
probably bandworthy in U gi O I would say.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yep, right now, this is one of the new things
that people are doing in one hundred, like a bunch
of different shells. They haven't found the right one in
standard is bringer mind Bitten Combo is Actually it's actually
on ladder, you actually see it. Oh, so it might
be a player. It's a it's a contender right now,
often bringing back dozens of creatures at once and ending

(33:53):
the game on the spot.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Exciting, exciting.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
U Gio would probably have this band, I would say.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
So, the question is, what do you think is the
other name, the non legally distinct name of Gavero mind Bitten?
Is it a superior spider Man, B Symbiote spider Man
see Spectacular Spider Man or D Cosmic spider Man And

(34:20):
these are all names from the set.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Thank you for making my job easy. Okay, well, I
was gonna go based off the fact that he's a hero,
but then you gave me four spider Man, so great, awesome,
So my gut says not to go with symbiote spider

(34:42):
Man because that would be like a villain based off
like what you told me with like venom or whatever.
So like I kind of want to nix that one,
But then I'm left with three other Spider Men that
are like they basically could all be the same. A
card for all I out for all I know, enter

(35:04):
a cop as a copy of a thing. Mmm mmmm,
now you're gonna do the jeopardy music since we're just
making up different games.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
I don't want to get demonetized.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
All right, so I I don't really want to waste
another lifeline on this. I'm already in zero, so I
got nothing to lose. Cosmic spider Man d final answer.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Wow, just snaps that off? All right? Uh, Computer show.
It's like I'm totally talking to myself here as I
just try to navigate Scryfall. Show me computer, go blue Covert,
go computer and whatever it is. Show me Cosmic spider Man.

(36:02):
Damn five color damn yep, it is a five color
Commander spider Man that gives all the spiders various abilities
and tribal Mmm. So the correct answer was Superior Spider Man.
Superior spider Man because uh, in the comic lore doc

(36:24):
oc Auto Octavius just like becomes Spider Man like some
like and tries to be a superior version of Spider Man.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Damn, don't know how I'd missed that one.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
The comic book fans are dying, probably absolutely dying.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Is probably not going to be my friend anymore after
this because that was at zero woo.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Krim watching this would be an experience, to be honest,
he should do a react video for a new channel.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
He has his new channel. This would be perfect content
for him to react to.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
That Krim guy one to check out Krim's new channel.
And so we love Krim here we do love it
right our next one? Here we go.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
See. The smart thing would have been to save all
my lifelines for the end. But the problem is, I
don't know how many cards you're showing me. The answer
is nine. The answer is nine. Oh oh, thanks for
leing me. No, all right, Ooharrace the storm Spinner shocking.
This is another Spider. Wouldn't have guessed too, Yeah, blue
and a red for a two to three spider human hero.
You can't cast this during your first, second, or third

(37:27):
turns of the game. That would be very interesting to
buy a design space for U g uh double strike
vigilance at the beginning of your end step. If you've
played a land or cast a spell dis turn from
anywhere other than your hand. It deals damage equal to
his power to any target beginning of your end step. Hmmm,

(37:49):
so you can't play this till turn four. It's a
double strike vigilance and then a ping something for two
every return. That's kind of annoying. But the fact you
can't play till like turn four, I don't know if
that is good enough. Like I said, though, that'd be

(38:09):
really interesting design space for Yu gi oh because obviously
our game is crazy and it only lasts like a
couple turns, so it'd be crazy if they printed extremely
broken cards, but you can't use them till like turn three, right,
So it's like you have to find a way to
stall the game out to like have this like broken
game winning effect. I think that'd be kind of fun.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
It is like a two of your manna on turn four.
So if you use the other mana to cast from
Excel or cast from Graveyard with Mayhem, or cast your
commander and commander anything like that, it does prop right away.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Well, I mean it just if you play a land too,
so like you might have to do that. Yeah, no,
it's like again, it's I don't know, like doesn't like
scream crazy to me, like it seems fine.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
To be clear, it also requires you to play that
land from somewhere other than your hand. I know, the
wording isn't great on that one.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah, okay, okay, that makes it kind of worse than
that's all the more reason too. It's like, yeah, like
obviously you're gonna try to build around this to an
extent with like mayhem triggers different things like that, but
or like the enchantment from earlier, the little or not
the enchantment the what is it like the egres if
you're playing like black, blue and red or something. But yeah,
I don't know. It's uh. I feel like if you

(39:17):
could play it on like turn two would be even crazier.
But yeah, agreed. Well, now here's the important part. Can
you identify what he legally this saying spider card is
because you're going to you're going to get a real
tour of what people love and sometimes don't love about
the Spider Man set, which is the amount of Spider

(39:39):
cards in the set is kind of insane.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
So here we go. Is it a spider Man India,
spider Man, UK.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Spider Man is ok? These are actual names.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
They are actual cards. Yeah? Is it CS? Spider Man
Brooklyn Visionary or is it D spider Man twenty ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Okay, I got one for you. You're ready, Yeah, I
got to talk to me. Talk to me right, I'm
gonna lock in B spider Man UK. Because the U,
the Union Jack has has blue and red. Wow.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Okay, wow, okay, okay, okay, are you absolutely sure?

Speaker 2 (40:30):
I'm I'm I'm been.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Do you think that there's a specific flavor to the
part where you can't cast this during the first, second
or third turns of the game that applied to the
UK in some way? I would love to hear this rationale. No.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
I just purely went off the blue red thing just
because I thought it was funny.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm giving I'm trying to
give you a chance here, buddy, I'm trying to give
you a chance to.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Add I know you are a way. This is already
a trade wreck. I'm going for the home run of
making it the worst on your channel.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
So the UK has double strike, UK has vigilance. Do
you how do you how do you reconcile this? If
you're from the UK, leave a comment let me know,
all right, If you are absolutely sure you're going with
bees Spider Man UK as your final answer. Okay, show

(41:22):
me Spider Man you k I've cooked him and cooked him.
He's not he ain't doing it, and he ain't trying anymore.
He's just he's just going for memes.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
I'm just going for memes. I'm just going I could
have gone for brook Brooklyn Visionary to get the Brooklyn
Rage people from U gioh abridged, but I decided to
go with UK.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Oh my god, you yo a bridged They do something
with Brooklyn. That's a thing.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
I'm not going to.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Wait. Did am I missing something? Comments? What happened? Okay,
I literally don't know anything about this. Welcome to my boat, buddy.
I'm so sorry, but you're not.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
You're having a great time.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Show me Spider Man UK.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
The fact that you see look there's blue and red
on it. I'm right.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
The fact that you had.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
To search it immediately told me that I was wrong.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
So Spider Man UK is a white card, a mona
white hero's white and.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Red and blue. It makes sense.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
It makes sense.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Look at her. I'm just saying sure, I didn't think about.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
That at the beginning of your end step If two
or more creatures entered the battlefield under your control. This turn,
you draw a card and gain two life. Explain to
me in the comments, or Simo, if you'd like to
take a shot at this, how that is indicative of
being UK?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Well, see, if you think about back to when the
UK actually owned half the world, it makes sense because
they're putting more stuff under their control.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
We go here, we go, and then.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
They're gaining so much benefit from it in terms of resources. Right,
so it actually makes perfect sense. So the correct answer
was Spider Man twenty ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Spider Man twenty ninety nine, and the from the future
text there meaning that you can't cast Spider Man twenty
ninety nine during your first, second, or third turns was
the little flavor hint that I was hoping would be
somewhat helpful in this case, but there were irresistible congratulations, Simo, you.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Remain on Zerogus.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Oh no, what have I done? What is this going
to be?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
This episode is so off the rails.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Let's see three three more for four more?

Speaker 2 (43:54):
I believe, Okay, four more, All right, let's do it.
I'm seeing those lifeile tenue those lifelines. I'm gonna end
in the I'm gonna end in the black. I'm gonna
end in the black. Terminus the terminus of return. Yeah, see,
I figured out how to game the system. What in
a black for a legendary artifact terminus stone? Thank you?
I didn't figure that one out. Uh with indestructible tap

(44:15):
it to add a black and then six in a
black and tap it exile of creature. You control harness
the terminus of return? What the fuck does that mean?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Uh? It? It does kind of explain it right after.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Okay, all right, origin at the beginning of your upkeep
return target creature from your graveyard to the battlefield. How
does that explain it?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
It has this ability. Now once you have harnessed the
terminus of return, it gains the origin ability.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Well, how would I know that? Okay? I mean obviously.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
The wording is perfect. Reading the card explains the card.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Well, I'm a Yugiah player. I can't read. So that's
the biggest issue here. Okay. So it's base a man
of Rock. This is already I feel like this would
be good in Commander. So it's a man of Rock
that taps for black, that specifically needs black in it,
and then in addition to that, it can't be destroyed,
which is maybe relevant, and then you exile a creature,

(45:17):
which then at the beginning of your upkeep. So wait,
you only have to Okay, let me ask this. If
you pay six in a black and tap this, it's harness.
Just stay harnessed forever. And now every upkeep you get
to do.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
This as long as it's on the field. Yep.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Oh, that's pretty cool, especially when your game lasts more
than three turns like yours does. Ah, especially for added
value just on something you'd already play anyway. This is like,
out of everything you've shown me, this seems like the
best card you've shown me so far. Okay, this seems
very good, especially like in Commander, although it's your upkeep

(45:55):
so like it takes a full turn cycle to go around,
but it's still a man of Rock, like I feel
like you, Like if I if I were playing Commander
and I'm playing my colors that I like to play,
which are blue and black and maybe green, then like
I'd probably play this because you're a plate anyway, so
it's just a bonus effect that you just get to
have for free. Sure, Yeah, this car seems really good.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
I agree with that, and many people agree with you.
But the real question is can you identify the legally
different title for the terminus of return? Is it? And
I'll put them at the bottom, but I want to
hear you respond to each one without reading ahead. Is

(46:35):
it a living brain, mechanical Marvel, B Peter Parker's Camera,
C the soul Stone or D Bagel and Schmear? Do
do do you do?

Speaker 2 (46:56):
There is not a fucking card in this game called
Bagel and Schmear.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Oh but there is? Oh, but there is?

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Oh boy. Okay, you'll be join my reaction to that
one when you see it live.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
And remember you do have two lifelines.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
I'm gonna yeah, but we're not at the end. I'm
not using them. I'm gonna pick like something and it's
gonna be Bagel and Shmir and I'm gonna actually probably
punch my monitor if that's the case. Context clues, context clues.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Oh, he's trying now, he's locking in.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Well or getting towards the end. So if I'm trying
to have not negative money at this point, I need
to uh, I need to lock in a bit.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Okay this okay, I'm gonna go on a limb and
say that this is not the bagel and shmir I
really for the for the sanctity of your game. If
that is the case, I'm I'm actually just probably done
the videos with you. I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Really, it'd be done. You would quit magic, you would
be done.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Yeah, it would be I would quit the magic I've
never started. Oh god, this also doesn't feel like Peter
Parker's camera to me, just doesn't give me the vibe.
I'm in between the living Brain and the soul Stone.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Any clues on the card. I want to go with.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Soulstone because the fact that it has this ability where
it's like reviving something like you know, it's it's like
reviving the soul of a card. Like that's kind of
like where I'm thinking, but like who knows, right, because
like it's not like there's any logic to any of this,
but like mechanical marvel. I could also see it's like
some contraption that like brings stuff back to life for

(48:51):
you know, because canonically maybe there's something to do with that,
and like living brain, right, it's like, oh it's dead,
so now the brain is living. So I'm kind of like, God.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
There is an interesting typeline on this card.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Oh yeah, huh, it says Stone. H but is that bait?

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Is that bait? Remember the typelines must match. I can't
change the typelines.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
See but that like, look, buddy, you and I have
known each other for like a year now. With this one,
you you would like you'd be like, oh, it says Stone,
dumb ass, Like it's got to be the slow Stone

(49:51):
lock it in. I'm locking it in. I'm like, if
I'm wrong, then I'll just accept my fate. At this way,
you can give me negative money if I'm wrong, you
know what, because I deserve it to just this is
if I have ever seen the biggest piece of cheese
you have laid out for me in the mouse trap,
this has to be it. I'm sorry, Like there's no like,
there's no way you make it that easy. So like

(50:11):
I'm just gonna I'm gonna just take my cheese and
like voxy, I'm gonna gobble it up and I'm just
gonna fall right into the trap. So you know what,
see Soulstone, lock it in cheese.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Would go interestingly with Bagel and Schmeir just saying I
swear to God saying okay, show us the Soulstone. You
got it? Oh you did god?

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Oh my god, my god.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
CG bucks one hundred. You're back on the board. Late
run half hour. Yeah, okay, we're trying to late run
in the final three. So you're going into three left
and you have two lifelines. So the max you can
do here two hundred, four hundred, eight hundred CG bucks.

(51:01):
Are you ready for it?

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Is this card? Actually good?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
People love this card. This is one of the most
expensive cards in the set. Commanded players really want this card. Yeah,
this is a very pushed, one of the most pushed
Man of Rocks. I'm on record as saying it's overrated,
but I say mostly for the money. But you're one
of the types you would like you're not gonna buy
an arcane signet when your deck wants the soul Stone,

(51:26):
Like sure. People who have to have the right card
or have to have it, yeah, or play both. Yeah. Absolutely,
But I'm on record as saying it's just a Man
of Rock ninety percent of the time and Commander the
last ability. Rarely it gets used. It is only relevant sometimes. Yeah,
I'm I'm like, eh, but people are like, oh my god,

(51:47):
I have one and it is the chase card in
the set.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
So it's more like one of those instances where it's like,
when it comes up, you're gonna be happy it comes up,
but it's not gonna come up very often.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Precisely, all right, time for your run, buddy, Here we go,
Here we go, Here we go, Here we go.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Lock In Krasa the swarm as one. You know, as
far as Spider cards go, this one looks pretty cool.
One in a red for a two to one again
Spider human hero with riot. What is riot? I don't
think i've seen that keyword before.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Riot means that when a creature is entering the battlefield,
you make a choice. You can put a plus one
plus one counter on it, or you can make it
have haste. It can attack this turn until end of turn.
So this does not apply to tokens, only creatures when
you cast them, I think, know when they enter, but
as they enter, so he's either a three two or

(52:43):
he has haste essentially, Okay, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
And then he also makes other spiders I control have riot.
It's only when he enters, right you said as they enter, yes,
as they enter? Yeah, okay. Smells and abilities can't be countered.
Oh you hate this card and damage can't be prevented
in terms of like just having a very aggressive red

(53:07):
card like seems pretty good. I don't think like every
deck would play this, but if you're playing like Giga Agro,
you'd probably play this. So I think of the right deck,
this card's pretty decent.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
All right, pretty decent, pretty decent. One of the fun
things about it, I will say that people love that
line damage can't be prevented is getting used more and
more specifically because of cards like the Wondering that give
you protection from everything. This actually gets around that, which
is surprising and weird and not necessarily intuitive. That is true,

(53:41):
so in Commander people are hyped about that also gets
through fogs. If you're familiar with the fog effect, which
is an instant that says damage is prevented this turn.
There's a lot of different fog effects in magic that
crazy here gets through. But the question then becomes, what
is the real well other named of Craza, the licensed

(54:06):
name of Kraza the swarm is one? Is it a
Gwen Stacy b Carnage, Crimson Chaos c spider Punk or
d J Jonah Jamison.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Boy We got some uh, we got some real bangers here.
Once again, I do not know anything that I'm looking
at here. I okay, intuition, I don't feel like this
is Carnage Crimson Chaos, even though he has Crimson in
the name and it's a red card. This just I
feel like Carnage Crimson Chaos would be like a cooler

(54:45):
card than this, just for the name, Like let alone,
I feel like if that's the card that this is
assigned to, that was like a huge miss. But that's
just my my initial thought there. Kind of just want
to go spider punk to be honest, like this, look
it's like a very you know how, Like okay, you
know how in magic, how the smaller creatures that are

(55:05):
like non well this is a legendary though, so that's
the problem. I was gonna say, like the small non
legendary creatures, or like the vanilla ones, let's say, are
the ones that have like only one effect, you know how,
they're just like generic names, Like they're not like a
named card, you know what I mean. It's just like
it's just like dinosaur. It's like or like like a
better example, be like flying pterodactyl. Right, it's not like

(55:29):
anything specific where like when you get into like the
crazy legendary type things that have like really cool effects,
those are like named cards, so that's all the more. Like,
So initially I was gonna say spider Punk, but I
actually think because this is a legendary, I don't think
it's spider Punk. As a result, you don't think like.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Spider Punk is a legendary creature.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
I mean it just everything in this set has like
spider attached to it. Almost everything in the sets of
fucking legendary, which honestly, looking back, I actually think is
the case. So that kind of you know, goes against
my logic there, Actually, no, that's not true. Quin's insight
is the only I think non legendary you've showed me
up until this point.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
So I do believe the set has somewhere around eighty
legendary creatures.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Oh good, excellent, Great. I feel like spider Punk's the
two obvious one. So maybe it's j Jonah. I don't know.
If this wasn't a legendary, I would think it's spider
Punk because that just seems generic enough that something like
a card like this would have. But maybe the fact

(56:36):
that has like four effects is like worthy of the
legendary title.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
I really do have two lifelines.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
I'm saving them. I'm saving them. I will not waiver.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Do you see any clues in the type lines versus
the names or anything else?

Speaker 2 (56:56):
I mean, aside from spider Punk. That's about it? Uh,
because like, are all these people spiders? That's the thing. Like,
is Gwen Stacy a spider? Is j Jonah Jamison a spider?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Like?

Speaker 2 (57:09):
I don't, I don't know, Like could be maybe they're
all spiders. So like, even though their names wouldn't suggest
they're spiders, maybe they are spiders. Screw it, spider Punk.
Final answer I spider Punk. I'm going answer. I know
it's wrong, go for.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
It, Okay, show us spider Punk. Boom, you got it?

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Whoa, Oh my god. I can't believe that I was
fully expecting this to be wrong.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Bravo. You're doing right now that spider Punk is a
legendary creature, spider, human hero. The riot thing I thought
was a really good, like a really good hint.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
I get that one. I get it.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Yea, yep, yep, there it is so somewhere deep in
your mohawk wearing subconscious Cemo, you knew a riot when
you saw one? All right, wow, if you wish the
last two, yep, and you have two lifelines so you
can use them and probably should use them here. Of
course you are allowed to use multiple lifelines on one

(58:28):
if you feel stuck. And I'm just going to remind
you one more time as I show you these cards.
These are all real cards in the dang set the
back of your prefacing bood.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
I am not looking forward to this, but okay, what
the fuck is this tran tusk unwisely awoken one in
a green for a two to spider boar? Okay, when
it enters create a food, I know what that is?
Other spiders, bores, bats, bears, birds, cats, frogs, jackals, lizards, mice, otters, rabbits, raccoons, rats, squirrels, turtles,

(59:07):
and wolves. You control get a plus one plus one.
You know what you should do? Actually, you should do
this type of video with one of your other colleagues
and tell them if they can name every type that
this card boosts with its like anthem effect, then they
get like a thousand dollars or something like that. Because
there's no shop.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
You know, maybe if I get amy on here, that
would be a good test for amy, because if there's
somebody who I think can.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Get ten types, there's eighteen types. Oh my god, here's
a question. So since this is a spider board, does
it get a buff twice because it's both? It does
say other unfortunately, oh other, Oh so it doesn't count. Okay,
Well let's say there's another one of these on the
board board ha yeah, hah huh.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Yeah, so they're legendary, but if your words to somehow
make a non legendary copy, it would give a bonus once.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Okay, so yeah, I was gonna say details, details. I'm
just curious for you know, yes sake. Okay, all right,
hilarious card. By the way, all right, what are the names?

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Is this a Spider Rex Daring Dino, B Spider Ham
Peter Porker CE Spiders Stop stop, please repeat that one?
B Spider Ham Peter Porker go on see Spider's Man,

(01:00:40):
Heroic Horde or d Spider Man Noir hate.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
I think it's the fucking Spider Ham Peter Porker because
it's a spider and it's a bore.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Why do you hate this?

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
I'm pulling the audience. I'm pulling the audience. The audience
locking it in?

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Oh okay, And an audience poll means right now, you
the audience have to go down to the comments and
leave what you believe and not something you looked up whatsoever.
The correct answer is it A B, C or D.
And if the majority of you pick the correct one,
then even if Cemo is wrong on this question, Cemo

(01:01:35):
will win this question and get the cove the CG bucks.
I still almost say it, damn it. So going into
the comments right now and leave a question, uh, say
what you think Taransk unwisely awoken is and leave a B,
C or D? So am I not going to get

(01:01:57):
to know? You do get to know? You do get
to know. But I mean for the audience participation. Do
you know what you're you? You already said what you believe.
You're going to leave is the answer? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Yeah, I mean it's a spider bore like it has
to be.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Okay, So you are you locking this in?

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
I'm locking it in. I'm lucking it in.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
B spider Ham, Peter Porker, show me spider Ham Peter Porker.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Do burg please, if there's any justice in this world.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
You got it?

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Yes? Oh my god, Oh my god, I I do
not envy whose job it was at Wizards to make
all these alternatives for these cards, because, oh my god, I.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Will give them credit. Whoever that was, they probably had
nothing to do with the licensing decisions, and they came
to work and they kind of did it. They kind
of did it. There's a lot of pretty interesting names,
but d characters from different planes of magic the gathering.
This is a multi planar like set, so it touches
on a lot of different planes like I'm not sure

(01:03:11):
exactly where I thought this would be, like a Bloomboro card,
Turan tusk, and you know, they do what they can.
So my god, Spider Ham, I can't believe this card.
All right, last one, you have a chance to finish
with eight hundred cg bucks or nothing at all, So

(01:03:34):
here we go. And I believe this might be one
of the tougher ones, So I wish you the best
of luck here on your card. And yes you do
still have one more fifty to fifty Lifeline.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Mac d and it La sky Snarers one and a
hybrid white blue man of for a two to two
with flying and artifacts and creatures. Your opponent's control enter
tapped that's annoying. You must love this card.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Okay, I love this card.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
I bet you do. All right, what do we got.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
So we call this the Girls Get It Done? Question?
Is it a Spider Woman Stunning Savior, B Spider Girl,
Legacy Hero see a Rackney Psionic Weaver or d Aarana
Heart of the Spider.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
All right, I'm just immediately shotgutting this fifty to fifty
because I'm not going to think about this. You better
randomize this shit. No, you get a hick.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
You didn't give me any hits hints, so right now,
that was intentional. That's why I'm shotgutting this before I
open my big mouth. All right, all right, all right,
let me enter some stuff here on the Googles.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Let me know when you're ready to to fifty to
fifty because I'm gonna thinking about what I'm gonna pick
before you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Don't say anything. Don't say anything, yeah, yea yea yeah,
I'm using Okay, all right, a web too, ol Google random.
I'm almost done. I think something happened wrong. Didn't work,
but use a random number generator. Apparently it is. It

(01:05:20):
rejected it completely. Something happened enabled cookie? Where where's the
cookie edable. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, okay, okay, okay,
just a minute. Let's see professional. By the way, I
had a plan and it didn't work. Sometimes this happens.

(01:05:43):
You got to tolerate and you get more time to
think and contemplate. So you know that's a bad thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Most the last three I have like shotgun and I've
got them right, So I think thinking is the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Got it all right? We haven't, We have our answer.
Okay to me, let me get them set up for you,
all right. The results of the fifty to fifty from
the powers of a random dot org site A Spider
Woman Stunning Savior and see a Rackney Psionic weaver. H Okay,

(01:06:28):
does this card feel stunning?

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Well, they both have spider like references in the name,
and obviously because it's the Spider Man set.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Does this card feel psionic? Hmm?

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Interestingly enough, I feel like the psionic part. I feel
like it wouldn't be these colors. If it were, maybe
it would be blue. I don't feel like it'd be
white like psionic feels or like a black characteristic to me. Interesting,
My gut was actually like so when I picked before

(01:07:12):
you fifty to fifty. I was actually thinking it was
a just a gut reaction, just that was just looking
at it for whatever reason. That was like what I went.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
To, Will you go with your gut when all the
marbles are on the line? Do you trust your guts? Emo?

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Psionic Weaver also sounds like kind of villainous, where this
is supposed to be a hero and Spider Woman is
you know, you know, a hero presumably, so that's like
the other thing. I'm gonna go with my gut all
the marbles a by the answer.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Show us Spider Woman stunning savior for all the marbles? Boom,
do you guess?

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Yes? Oh, I was so nervous. Oh my god, what's
a Rackney? Out of curiosity? I kind of want to see.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Oh my god. Yeah. If there were any other cards
you did want to see, like Bagel as Shabir or whatever,
I would gladly show them to you, because my god,
this is some stupid stuff. And maybe Libby put some
of that on screen because it's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
A Rackney is Oh it was white also a hero?
Oh also a hero too. Okay, all right, so that
was actually very close.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
And mono white. You know this one. I I actually
did think the way that it broke, which was really
I did pick randomly from those three. I thought the
way that it broke that the that the Stunning Savior
tag was definitely a better lead than Psionic Weaver. I
agree with you. That sounds blue black to me. I
actually agree with that completely.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
My only other, so my other like backup was actually
d it was a Rana and my thinking was that
like Spider shoot webs and then it's like, okay, they
shoot the web, they kind of like tap stuff down
for a turn. So I don't know, I don't know why.
For whatever reason that was like where my head went
to with Rana. But yeah, for whatever reason, Spider Woman

(01:09:10):
was just like my first go to. Just looking at
those four, it just felt like it made the most sense,
but just just.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Felt it in your gut, in your gut, good.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Job, we just we just gut checked and apparently it
worked for half of these.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
So after like half a video of pain, the last
four in a major little run. But see it's a rollercoaster,
right because people are gonna just like click off the
video right before the run starts, and they're gonna miss
all the good parts. You know they would never do that.
That's not how people act. My graph, My graph just
starts at one hundred and it's a straight line. That's

(01:09:43):
my YouTube analytics. I like people who actually.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Understand YouTube analytics will actually get what they do by
that's it's just a.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Straight horizontal line. One hundred percent started, one hundred percent finished.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
I believe it. You know, in the comments, let us
know if you stayed for the one hundred percent of
the time, because I think we'd like to know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Just one more card on your way out here at
the end.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Oh is this just uh, it's just oh, thanks, appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
I love bagels and shmir. I just can't believe that
they made a fucking magic card for it. That's incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
I car too, so you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Yeah, we've got that. We've got all that in our
Magic the Gathering. Guys, if you were thinking about joining
us here in Magic the Gathering, it's a great time.
We have all kinds of things we never had before,
like New York City, but but non legally, legally, non distinct.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
I'm kind of surprised they didn't just make this a
food token. I guess maybe they need more cards to
put in the same

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
They did they did do that.