Crazy Prison Stories, Getting fired from the kitchen

In this episode of Crazy Prison Stories we are going back to our roots, Brick City Facemask is back to let us know why he got fired from his job in the kitchen.

Episode Transcript

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This it's crazy prison stories. What'sgood with it? It's good city Faith
Mash from New Jority State Prison.I got ten years in on the fifty
years ten and a few months agoI got a job with me in the
prison kitchen. So when I firststarted off, I didn't have a sign

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job and I didn't only know whatto do, so I was basically flouting
around just helping everybody else out,trying to learn the job and learn as
much as I could. Like So, after like a week, they finally
a signed me to clean out thegiant that looked like a witch pot,
like it's big enough to feel likethree people when they were the top quotes.
But anyway, at the same timeMike got hired, another dude got

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hired. I liked to argue aboutanything you would think of. This dude
liked to argue about football, basketball, or rappers, pretty much anything any
other top would that come up.So as the weeks passed, this dude
started feeling like he was in chargeof the kitchen, trying to tell everybody
what to do and what not todo, when most people was already did
before him. So it was anolder guy that worked right next to me,

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but he got fired from the kitchenfor feeling about the cream cheese,
so we started making jokes about him, calling the cream cream chees banded.
But when he got fired, thisspot was open for a few days,
and then of course they did ajob to the loudmouth dude. I liked
to argue, so as you canimagine, it wasn't long before we started
arguing over super stuff. But thisdude had to know ta control of a

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whole of it and tell people thatthey couldn't use it when it was like
twenty people that was trying to cookwith only three of them. So I
really didn't care where he did aslong as he stayed away from me.
But Sunday came around, and everySunday like we y'all get chicken, the
cook, everybody get decision mounting chickento cook, all the kitchen workers.

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So when I put my chicken inthe oven, I knowed it was turned
off, so I turned the othernorther and as soon as the mouth to
walk away in comes the loud mouthnah bro I was using that oven.
I was here first, so Istarted to stay so un slip, but
I decided not to like I justtryed to avoid the situations. I just
took my chicken out the oven andI went to the other oven and I

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had face to put my chicken inthe so as soon as I left the
oven, I'm watching the other fromthe phone from the corner, like like
like maybe twenty feet away, andthis loud mouth dude over there, he
turns up the temperature on the oven, and now led to another argument.
Now I really made up my mindand I'm gonna just avoid them all together.

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Like so, I'm like, youknow, I ain't gonna say nothing
to him. I'm staying away frohim. So the week pass and Sunday
came back around. Now I hadto do some extra works. I was
rushing to get my chicken cook beforeit was too late. So I went
to the only other in the halffacing and everything else was stilled up and
it was turned off, like thisoven was turned off, but sun was
sitting inside. So I'm like,yo, whose is it? Who?

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Stuff? Does this sitting in hisoven? And of course it was his
though he dropped the other and turnedoff while people need to use it.
So I'm like, yo, Ineed this other bro, And I started
to take his tray out, sohe came over and cook it. So
I turned it. I turned theother and on. He turned the other
and back off. While I'm stayingright then, so I turned the other
and back on. He turned theother and back off again. Now I
started getting mad, so I walkedaway like and waited until he left.

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Now, once he's left, Iwent back to the other and turned it
on again, and not as nowhere, he pushed my hand and turned it
off. So as soon as hedid that to him, I pushed him
in his street. Now I hithim with some light and I hit him
hall like. He stumbled to thewall and it was on from there.
He put his head down trying tocover up. I started upper cuts from
hell, making sure he could feelevery one of them. So somehow the

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stink water filled on the floor.So as he's fighting, we started slipping
in the water like a whoop.No, now I got it. I
got his shirt in his head.Now, so I'm punching them in the
stage. Now I looked bad,and I see all the kitchen was just
watching the fight, like even thepolies. Everybody watching the fight. Now
I just kept throwing punchings. Iwas zoned out. But I started to

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feel saying wet, like some typeof liquid being springed. I lifted my
face. Then they started burning myarms and I knew. I'm like,
oh, they just mazing me.They put some mace in my arms.
So they say get on the ground, get on the ground, start fighting.
So then before I know it,like I backed up a little bit,
like a mason's burning everywhere. NowI could feel it. Everywhere was

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hot. So like forty times,came running in the kitchen. Didn't get
the funk on the ground that thistime. I barely just see, barely
just see anywhere, so I don'twant the stomach and the mace kicked all
the way in Like I felt likeI was about to die, Like I
couldn't breathe, like a fish outof water. So then as I'm getting

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down, put my hands on myback. You know this coward that I
just beat up, he kicked mein the face. Mom, want them
poor Now The cops didn't even tryto cackle one that he's been him kicking
the face. After that boot,I went to lock up, and yeah,
that was the story. That's whyI got fired from the kitchen.