A Crooked Redemption | Ep. 2 | Eggs With A Side Of Gravy - Crossroad Guild Adventures

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, hello everyone, and welcome back to inter druskin ball.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
We have.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
It is cold out here.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Today, freezing colder and a witch's.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Titty older than a witch's titty in a brass brawl.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
I think it feels good outside.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
There's always that one person like, no, I would just
I slept with my window open, not like that's fair.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, so we Evie has finally decided to join us today.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Who waby whoa.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
So last place last time we left.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Off recurring weren't recurring?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
There you all have inter You guys have.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Have found yourself woken up on a train transformed and
are investigating.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
What is going on you all?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
The last place you all have left off is uh
you the sweet hearts?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
The little uh little.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Old girl who missed her husband has now his has
departed to the other life?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
And you all are are you enjoying loving on impress?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I'm not loving on her up letter nursed it my
lollipop and she looked at me like, what the fuck
is this? Are you gonna backtrack them to let Eedie's
characters like catch up with us? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
You guys are like or are we gonna find her
in another car?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
In the last car. She was one of the bodies.
EV are you able to see my screen?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Well, hold on, let me show much screen. Okay, there
you go.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Let's see. Yeah, I'll see it.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Okay, so let me go back.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
M Surprisingly, they did not have ant like a little
avatar bubble those.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Kind of surprise.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
So so as of now you all have taken like
have let the sweetheart go into.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
The into the ether.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
And you hear footsteps coming from the car you were before,
and then from there.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
EV's character walks through the door.

Speaker 7 (02:54):
I kind of turn around the noise of them walking
through the door, and what do we see?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Explain yourself.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
You see a little like four than a half foot tall.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
You don't see what like a cross fox pattern? Fox
looks like.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Like the ground.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
So one of those.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Little foxes is like.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Druid robes. I don't think I have a staff.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
I might have a hold for some reason.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Being directly in discord, I can hear better because I
had it set up to be in the I was
in and beyond, I have a I have a quarter
staff who figured.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
The pole dance on it.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, she.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
I'm gonna assume that like we recognized them as.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
One of the bodies there pronouns clover, m h are
you male or female? What's your pronouns?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Clover?

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Pronouns are male? Fine?

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Okay, So.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
Do we recognize him, like we clearly remember him from
the last car one of the sleeping people.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
You yeah, you you all would have remembered one of
the like, recognized him from the.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Giant ass bushy tail. Yeah, yeah, I feel like that's something.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, like yeah, when you when you were in like,
you may not recognize the face, but you recognized the
giant bushy tail that was asleep in one of the
car in the uh in the cars.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
With you all when you all were exploring.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
One of them.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Are you you woke up so puffy, don't don't don't
touch another person that we're not allowed to touch. Are
you also from the guild?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I think so you you look down and you look down,
and you do see do you have fleas? Oh?

Speaker 5 (05:10):
I don't see.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I just I just.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Don't like it.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
I don't know I have all this farm.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
You've got.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Yeah, so I never really looked in the mirror. I
just short you.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
There are, like I say, you are still in the
like in the sleeper cars, and there are is a
mirror with breakfast, and there is like a mirror in
each of the rooms.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
There's a mirror in the sleeper cars if you want
to see yourself.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Do you see what I mean?

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Are my gross looking at the mirror like.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Oh god, I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (06:05):
They asked cross looking And all I could think is
that one fucking Amantris video where ye're but your leg
together like back, Yeah, tried vomit.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
You're just seeing me like messing with my gums and
look you get Oh my god, I'm a fucking bernie.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
It happens to the best of us. I appear to
have turned into a wolf as well. I'm a spider stup.
I'm an Now do you have None of us are
normal anymore? No, it's cool, but.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
Like, my god, is it? I don't.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Do you have?

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Please?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
I didn't say anything. Do you me check your fur
for fleas?

Speaker 3 (07:04):
If I can't you but.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
You Evie roll a uh roll an investigation check ev.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Get tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
You have in they thick fur.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
But will you be able to see if you do
have fleasegation?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yes, I will assist if he will allow.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, you will go in and you yeah, so you
investigate on it with advantage advantage this.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Time advantage, not advantress.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Advantage in the.

Speaker 8 (07:51):
God.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
I mean, if Mason Andy suddenly show up, I'm totally
gonna turn this recording off and have some fun.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Wow, you're not You're not for sure if if you
have you don't think you have fleas, but you feel
you got something.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Oh no, I don't want your disease? Will you? Will
you let us check?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:22):
I mean if you're gonna, you're not saying anything.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Okay, hey, other dog, maybe I should chat the dog.
I don't want fleas. Do you see how thick my
first do you want checked for fleas? No, that's around
my ears? Do you have ear mites?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
So we roll a roll medicine champ medicine check.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Old. You've got to find in the medicine page. Okay,
got open D and D Beyond. You should have had
it open, actually.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
L moved print your paper out?

Speaker 4 (09:11):
You did, But where is that at.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Should be on the first page or second.

Speaker 7 (09:19):
It looks like you're missing this page, so one of
the pages might be in my car.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
A medicineffect. Okay. Now I'm trying to learn how D
and D Beyond works skills? Is that what it's under Yes, okay, cool, yeah, fourteen.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
You're safe. Okay, you're good.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
So since I'm safe, I safe to check clover.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, no, i'd say you're you're good. You can you
can roll the investigate?

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Oh like five.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Ship?

Speaker 4 (10:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Maybe you gotta rash after your fur. There might be
scissors in one of the cars if you need shear.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Hmmm.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
I don't want to look horse someone. No, I don't
think I've ever seen a shame fox.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
And I don't think I ever want to start of mange.
That's that's fair. Yeah, maybe it is mange in that case.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Eighteen So what are you all living? Twenty one? So
what or have you all decided to do?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I want to question the fox a little bit more.
Do you remember what you were doing before you came
on the train.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Before we got transformed.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
The day?

Speaker 4 (10:50):
I say, I can't remember either, and neither can they.
We have memories of madic childhood.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
We've got earlier memories, but any of the recent ones
we just can't seem to remember.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
I don't remember anything before waking up.

Speaker 7 (11:15):
Did you see the vagrant by chance on your way
to this train car?

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Now the vagrant he went up further in the train.
He disappeared on us and went in the vat.

Speaker 8 (11:27):
Oh yeah he did.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
He disappeared, he vented. Yes, you so Clover wouldn't know
who the the vagrant is.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Okay, you.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Living things?

Speaker 4 (11:37):
I have seen.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Right, Okay, Well, I'm sawty. I'm gonna reach my hand
out and go shake his.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
I shah, I have pauls.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
You have like pulled hands. You're a furry, you're flying.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
That.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
I'm a freaking spider person. You're good.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
Yeah, I'll shake your hand.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, I'm sauty, the owls, pandora.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Hi, I'm a clease.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
And then I reach my hand out as well for
you to shake it. I will move for a cleaes
to shake Clover's hands. It's a kleez doesn't like being
near me. I will shiver.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Shake your hand after everybody's hands.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Just for reference.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Uh Eve, the clease Zoe's character is afraid of spiders. Yes,
that's why she's acting that way. Cheat her, cheat, che cheat. Okay,
we're all girls. We're all female except you.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Congrats.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Please I need you subl a survival check for me.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Why are you?

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (13:06):
God bye.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
After a few minutes of you all talking, introducing yourself
and after that handshake you you start to feel a
little itch.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
I hope this isn't contiguous to us. I'm a spider.
They don't really get.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Right right. Uh? Did you guys? Are you feel itchy?
Back your hand? Ship? God? Damn, you gave it to me.
Can we investigate like the car and see if we
can find anything.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
I'm also going to start investing in gating for okay seven,
So I don't find ship?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
You like you?

Speaker 1 (14:03):
It's say, looking around the car, you do see home
like It's like you kind of do see like some combs.
You see some comb over in one of the stalls.
There's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
It's dry.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
The worst part it would be if it's not even dry.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
It's I love that word it is.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
We'll say halfway dry to the point it's like somebody
has don't.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Just run with that, it's kind of goofing, just look
like one, oh wow.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
So maybe I don't know how to tell you that,
but your your character. You see some white stuff.

Speaker 9 (14:52):
On you when we left, but.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
No you what were we rolling for investigation nineteen?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Like you?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Uh, that's saying you find some combs like Russia's stuff
like that. You you do notice that, like like from
the last session that one of the uh that the
first uh words people were cabin. The first cabin like
does look like somebody where you found the comb where

(15:35):
it's definitely like somebody is laying it has definitely been
in there, and like you see suitcases of like very
pristine clothes like.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
They where he took the soup from. Can I take
one of the combs? I was gonna say, the chance
to roll it with maybe advantage because I'm using the
comb to try and co ship like where. Yeah, I
was gonna say, specifically, find.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
You find a nice fine tooth com Aren't you wrong
with advantage?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Though?

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Oh? Is it advantage?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Advantage?

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Oh that's funny.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, okay, okay, you were able to like find what
seems to be a not really a flea but a tick.

Speaker 10 (16:21):
Oh I got there's ticks in this world? How did
we even get them? There's no grassy here. This is ridiculous, gosh,
and they're everywhere. Oh my god, fox, did you get
in the nest of them?

Speaker 4 (16:41):
In real life, my dog does do that.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
He goes outside, he gets in a nest of the ticks,
and they fetched my home, my bed, my couch and
iwere the worst. So I personally I hate ticks. I
almost took a blowtorch to my bed one day because
I found a tack in it from my dog Dragon
one end.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Yeah, fair, fair, I hate them so much. I found
one match in my underbear the worst. I hate it.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Maybe you should comb yourself my worst fear? Even have
you seen House? Okay, so there's an episode of House
where the patient has a tick.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
Every man I've met, and that's my worst story.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
That's like, my worst fear is to have a tick
inside my couch.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
I have, Like, so I'm scared that, like I'll drink
one and I won't know and it'll be like eating. No,
that's not how it.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, well I'm more likely to get a tape worm
than a tick living in your belly.

Speaker 11 (17:48):
Yeah, this is the weirdest recording ever.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Someone on the internet is gonna hear this and be like,
the is wrong with these ladies?

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
At least it's not magical bottled.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
So the ticks are on them.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, you found rush, you got like you got like
two ticks off you. Now that's saying and you kind
of go back to normal because you were able to
realize quick.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Yeah. Yeah, so we take the comb to Clover.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Just I was gonna say we should brush Clover then, yeah,
definitely a twenty minute break to give him a light
DiPT like fifty.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Bottles of that expensive assi.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I have four extra arms. I can hold him down
if he fights you. You want to get this in
your eyes.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
This goes on twenty minutes of past and.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Longer.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Let's say, like there is like you you you guys
were able to somehow.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Find a little cup of water.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
You found some soap, just like and you know, you
just start brushing and just slowly start killing like just
the ticks and just and by the time you are done,
like the cup is half full of.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Did you transform with this? What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
It's just actually fucked up, Like they were pulling the
tick out.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
You have no memory of it, but yet here we are.

Speaker 12 (19:23):
He's coming out black. You know these they see it
caused lime disease and alphabel Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
But now you're like you're saying, it seems they have
gotten all of them. But now your coat is extremely
shiny and fluffy from all the amount of brushing.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
You look like.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yees, yeah, absolutely, like we're just needle felting ship making.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yes, there was enough hair that you were able to
make a one a one when your size.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Nobody knows what the fun that means a teddy boob
you were you were visualize Okay, I'm an artist too,
but I sucked with fractions and shape and ship.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
So a G I a little g I Joe size.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Okay, that's fine. Use a world references you're.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Able to like, you're make a little g I Joe
as like fluffy figure of Clover.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Well, now you have a little figure of Clover and
that's probably full of ticks. Guys, that's crazy. Refreshing it
out with the tics were just.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Wash wash, Yeah, you forgot.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
You immediately start feeling that the figures himself start to
win a pump jump out of your hands and start
kind of walking slash running to the next car.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
For real, What the fuck did you just make? Follow it?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah, let's I'm gonna tail it because it's gotta tail right.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
All right, you go into the next door.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
You're so stupid today, and you all end up going into.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Oh it's messy.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yes see the puppet doing.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
That looks like packages and letters and ship.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, yeah, Amazon, right, this is the Amazon.

Speaker 8 (22:00):
Are you have my name's fell roll is z O
E j Z.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
You see my name tag every time we work together.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
I know, like it's Zoe, but like at the same time, like.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
It's Zoe.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Oh, Like okay, then it was too simple for me
to realize.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
It's just Zoe.

Speaker 13 (22:24):
What the Fuck's Probably amount.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Of people who actually think it's.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Just Soo is crazy.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
I guess they see like Joe and their live storm
manager doesn't pronounce my name right.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
The way you pronounced money Hevy, heavy, heavy Eva would
make more.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Sense the moment you all walk in. You that's say,
you can easily see it.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
That you indoors eyes light up like Christmas because there's
packages everywhere.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
And you see on this trained guard and you see this,
you see a grizzled oh like.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Clover was Captain Crabs a minute ago.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah, you basically see what looks to be like an
old sailor, like think of like Pluto with.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
A seagull on his head apparently, yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Mike, like just like a legit salty dog with the
seagull gull?

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Did we see there where the puppet went?

Speaker 3 (23:38):
He does not say you looking around, you don't see it.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
The car is filled with two rows of shelving containing
heavy mail satchels, and Ben's filled with the brim of
parcel and envelopes. And you can easily hear like, well,
you can hear the grumbling of this of this mariner
as he has walked like he has a big old
sack and he's just scrumbling as he just kind of

(24:04):
walks towards you while with it. And it seems like
he like as he gets right up to you, he
kind of phases.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Through you and he feels weird. He patches like he
takes the sack and throws.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Like that mister ghost.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Down and then pitt takes and and then like turns
around to the other side, picks up another sack and
then starts walking down.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Like if he did like be worried.

Speaker 7 (24:38):
He starts walking down.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
He starts he picks up another sick and starts walking
down to the other end.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Surt hit the train on my god.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
He starts talking.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
It's like and you and he is still mumbling as
it goes on.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Anyone who says women aren't perverts as wrong? Cross like,
is his sack like also spirit like does it disappear
or it looks like he.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Like he's just hauling like bags of letters and packages.
Can I go through the broa did you get a
good wood?

Speaker 4 (25:29):
No, you grew up in a little instead.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
So saying like you just as you're like you're you're
digging through the sack, he set down. You're you're like,
you just look.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Serious?

Speaker 3 (25:48):
What'd you roll?

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Thirteen?

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
You are like, as you're digging through the like this
this giant mail filled sack and with boxes and everything,
you find a pink envelope?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Why what a pink envelope? Okay, envelope? What'd you think?

Speaker 4 (26:10):
I heard? Pinky? Something?

Speaker 3 (26:12):
A pink envelope?

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Okay, speak better? What does the iniope say? Anything? Open it?

Speaker 14 (26:21):
You don't open it? That's federal offense. An like, I'm
in a racknet, thank you.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
You see.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
And it's and it's addressed to my sweetheart from and
like and like and it's like from Jacob Braun.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Hey, that's the guy that with the lady who the
dead lady. Maybe she never got her letter insert story
of dead lady here.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
So yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
The we sent to ghost on.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
I danced with her and played music and we made
her realize she was dead.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
So she moved on.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
As you you all continue to look down as the
at the mariner as he throws down the sack of
the sack of mail from one side, walks to the
other side, picks up another sack of mail, and then
just starts going like and starts like walking back towards

(27:29):
you wall right and you and you.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
And he and you, he continues as he gets closer.
Your here's like to be a part of the sea
once more.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Okay, captain, Okay, I'm stepping out of the way. I
don't want him touching me this time, because that felt weird.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
He he walks past you and said, oh, my beloved,
I miss you again. Oh to see upon, to sail
upon you, to bequits you, to smell you once more.
And he continues to to talk about the sea. And

(28:10):
then it kind of light, uh, like the dawn of
and like you see his eyes kind of glisten, and
and he looks over.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Straight at Sati and.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Why me, look at me.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Don't touch me, Oh vasty, young mass what brings you
to my may room?

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Like he begins to look at each of you in
the eye.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
I'm still just shoving right the packages.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
We were following a little voodoo doll made from his fur.
I say, the play at Clover and no, it was clean.
There's no ticks in it. That's the hearts, the heart.
I'm gonna say, it's just got like little texts the feet.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
That's gross, that's nasty.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
And that's what he'd be right in my mind, that's
what I was legit going for. Just like it's like
they look, there's so much chicken it that they became.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Formed little like bone structures and start walking like when.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Ants make a raft when they get flooded. We took
it out with the fus. Did you make Pandora? I
don't know. That's fucked up. Don't never do that again. Okay,
that's specifically not allowed to touch. That's I don't think
you're allowed to touch anyone's forever again. Is that like
a voodoo doll of Clover?

Speaker 7 (29:57):
Now?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Is like if it gets hurt like randomly, Lover's just
gonna get like stabbed in the heart. And it is
that ticks about causing mischief? It could suicide.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
It's like like he drops another.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
He drops the sack, walks over to the other and
picks up another one and continues as he has been
doing for the past ten minutes, and it says, like, uh,
it's like what you like?

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Would you all like to hear about my old tails?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
I would love to Sure, I'm just stuffing more packages.
I'm gonna flop my ass on the floor. Are you
stare at him like a child at a campfire?

Speaker 1 (30:43):
As it contained, like he begins to start going off
about like his his old stories about like as a
young fisherman, and like this tale itself takes about like
thirty minutes, but he goes to where like he.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Regrets thirty minutes packaging as he.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Like he started on the sea, and slowly, as like
he began to age, he moved to a he became
the keeper of the lighthouse that was on the on
the shores of like of his plane.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
And like as he kept on go like and as
he grew older, like he ended up going more inland,
but he ended up dying.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
And he regrets that he never got to, like, you know,
die on the sea or be a part of.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
It like in his old age, like as he was,
and he and you see his eyes fills roots with
regrets and longing, yawning, longing, longing words, crystal talk in your.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Mouth, what I can talk about it.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Sorry, his eyes are filled with regrets and longing.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Are you having a stroke?

Speaker 3 (31:59):
I can't speak. I'm Wayne County, but I'm glad he.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Went on the same Wayne County.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
He was gonna.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Saying, I'm wanking here.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yes, everybody, God you every time. Yeah, I'm sorry that like, yeah,
I'm sorry for all the listeners here, but like this
is a female group and here I am as a
single guy.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Yeah, just doing.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Terrible.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
We're all coming out in like three years maybe when
like his career kicks off. We're starting crazy accusations. All
of this was recorded his future career.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
We were there when it happened. He like we forced
let's saying like he just kept doing. We don't know
why we watched or just decide not to leave.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
But it's just if you guys comment right now, you'll
lock in that you were there.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Six nineteen pm Eastern Standard times.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
You were there of the episode that the d M
was winking in front of the girl group.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
I'm not sorry I'm winking it.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
I mean, my openis what else would he be?

Speaker 2 (33:21):
All?

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Adult? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Are you sure?

Speaker 13 (33:26):
Well, let's I've tracked twice seven damn it I'm still
the oldest.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Fuck y'all, so the oldest in my department, but I
am the.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Only girl in my department or girl presenting.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
And he's started saying and he as he continues to say,
like I would love to see to see one more
time before, like just so I.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Can see that my life has been fulfilled. And he like,
and he goes on to continue his.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
I mean, you have a seagull on your that's close
right while he's talking, Do I see like any type
of like pictures of the sea or anything bound to
this train?

Speaker 7 (34:09):
Can we just be like, hey, man, you're a spirit,
go like, just go to the ocean, you're a spirit.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Or like, I know I'm dead, but I can't travel
like that as much as I would like to, fair,
I don't.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Have any spells that will help. I'm very upset.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Did you you did, like, go ahead, you did do
your spell slots and stuff?

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Right, Yeah, my spells do not pertain. I'm a circle.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
Of moon druid.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Okay, so did.

Speaker 7 (34:40):
You see any ocean adjacent things in the room that
like could remind.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Him of anything?

Speaker 3 (34:48):
In this car? No, it is legit just filled up
with packages.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
How many packages do.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
You roll a h D one hundred, roll a D
one hundred.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
It's gonna be the first one hundred eighty okay, so
rolling yeah six, No you roll it.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
No, you roll a D ten and a D hundreds
D percent.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
That's it. Two so eighty two.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Yeah, so you got ay two.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
You stole a lot of letters at about like we'll say,
like seven packages and a ship ton of letters.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
That feels somewhat heavy.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
I hope there's checks letters. Did you find any money?
I hope.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Hotel? You open up random packages?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
So in the middle of battle, okay, like, why not
something that might help?

Speaker 4 (35:47):
And just starts crying. There was nothing C related in
the previous car, right, No.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
You didn't didn't see anything really C related at all.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Okay, so let's move on to the next car since
he's stopped in this one, and see if we can't
find something for him.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
So as you all move.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
On us his name actually Captain Krabs or did you
write that just to be a dumb ass?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I did that because originally they just called him the Mariner.
So I decided to something in mister Crabs. That's what
I popped in my head today when I was working
on stuff.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Also, his name is Crabs with K.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
But I thought that was funnier.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
It would have been funnier if you did Captain Crabs
both with k's or did it like K captain and
then Crabs with the C.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Yeah, God, Alex be better.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
I'm sorry, doctor Krabs hee had doctor Crabs em d
As you all continue, you go to to.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
A loading street.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Bit it's not you want a blanket. Maybe there's a
blanket saying there's a two blankets.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Like under by cat The actually should be a blanket
rap behanda or no, right there under crystal stuff.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Just take it, pull it, pull it like you're trying
to pull a baby out. You're good.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Oh sorry, I seen them.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
I seen them too. Like more stuff we can go through?
Hell yeah, I'll like you go through stuff and stuff. Yes,
I got nibble hands.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Those are some big ass luggage suitcases compared to our
little circles.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
I know.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
I was.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Are there bodies in it? They would?

Speaker 11 (37:58):
Do?

Speaker 4 (37:58):
They have like traps on them?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
You when you when you walk in, you do see
a you do see like the little uh the little
figurines of clovers of clovers like little dolls kind of
bouncing on top of something on some luggage, and then

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they look over and start running back, running off.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Can I hit it with a blood bolt?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
The baggage cars, musty scents lingers in the air, a
strange contrast to its faded elegance. Polished wood paneling and
brass fixtures worn and tarnished by time line. The walls,
heap of dusty, old cah canvas, bags and wooden chests

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clutter in the space, but among them stands a fresh
cluster of fine leather travel trunks and and ambrosed the
letter D.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
I don't think you're supposed to eat that, Bailey?

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Can you all as you will continue like and when
you walk in we'll do.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
What's that? What's everybody's passives?

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Give me just no, no, not well.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Twelve twelve fifteen passive perception, passive insight, and passive investigation.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Yeah, so passive.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
We'll go with a passive perception fifteen, fifteen, fourteen, fourteen,
thirteen twelve. You all kind of hear, like you all
as you all enter and get little little closer your hair,
like what seems to be underneath the packaging?

Speaker 5 (39:47):
You hear?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
I want to yeah, digging there, digging around carefully.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Digging in your but.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Start, are you all start?

Speaker 4 (40:07):
You're actually gonna like get near me to dig in this.
I'm gonna like not there.

Speaker 7 (40:16):
I'm just gonna start like exploring around, not directly next
to the spider.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Just like I have a name your dog. Every time
you don't use my name, I'm just gonna call okay dog.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
I even give you the proper wolf. You're a dog.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Yeah, you're a dog. And my ass is domestic fury.
None of us have a thing against furries. For anyone listening, most.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Of the people are furries here, yeah, and are into.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
Furs and zoe.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
But I have the calling my ass.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
So as you all dig.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Yours, you will ship a little dinghy with four hundred
holes in it like Swiss cheese.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
You all start digging tail.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
No, it's it's just the pelt of a furry as
the little sail.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
As you're all digging, you all come across a dispect a. Sorry,
you come across like this, A spectral green flame like
slowly starts to like come like it starts to reveal
itself as you all dig like through the things, and
you see a ghostly green flames tiger slumbering behind it.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
That's why I named it was that's a stupid name.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Double No, that is not his name.

Speaker 11 (41:59):
I like that, and you just.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
For sure you don't have to change it. We'll change
it later because I'm keeping him day.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Bully the yes, you can have a collar.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Now you are a dog. That is not how you
spell the door. Here's at the end. Just really, that's
what I want to spell.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
There you get double O. I will small ship out
of and then we spent the next Mondays are Bully.
The d M days.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Every day is bully. The d M day get high Bully. Damn.
Alex will take it. Just put on like you suit.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Next time you.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
See the tiger is sleep. The tiger is sleeping, and
around his tail you see a what seems to be
a round hot iron piece.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Uh no, I'm gonna examine that before I even try
to do anything.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Do we see if it has any brands on it?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Not to see be any brands, but you do see
that it is it is currently asleep.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Well I don't want to wake it, but I do
want to examine this hot iron piece that's around its tail.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Oh my god, it's like a junkle book where they
get the brand. Yeah, anyway. Sorry, yeah, wait, So there's
a piece.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Of iron on it or it looks like be like
an iron ring, it's on its tail.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Can I take the ring off? I want examine it.
I want to examine it first. Can I examine the whole?
The whole? What do I roll to examine the whole?

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Rowing an investigation?

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Investigation or like is this like a magical fucking bullshit
because otherwise it's an arcana?

Speaker 4 (44:23):
I'm sorry, animal, it's.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
So funny that they're always funny.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
It's funny, and she's eating her toy so that she's
just gonna growl at you.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
So to the tiger, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
The tiger is indeed asleep.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
If it wakes up, you can speak to it here
in a second. But I want to examine it. So
is it like arcana or not?

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Just a plain investigation.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
For like animal handle or you can.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
If you want to do.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
My investigation is higher.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
I'm just asking ye do an investigation.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Check you're able to tell on like this that it
like it has like whatever this ring is, it has
to do something that is legit melded with the tiger,
like it it has a lot of specific thing to
its previous to it, like.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
When it was alive that it pertains to. It's like
like it pertains to its story of what happened to it.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
It's past life to its past life. Yes, so it's
a spirit.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yes, this is a this is a flaming like ghost tiger.

Speaker 7 (45:53):
I don't know what I'm just rob specifically, it's not
here to do it, so you need to do it.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
So does it look like I could remove it?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
You could try to remove it? Is it not a lot?

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Mm hmm?

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Sure, okay, roll a slide of hand.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Oh a person that has that I have plus six
let me let me, let me bitch listen if I
let you do something. No, it's fine, I should just roll.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
No, I like I try to let people who actually
have those skills do.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
The thing when I play. I try, I try.

Speaker 11 (46:47):
I try.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
So I don't know if I want to take it
off or not, because yeah, I know, because like what
if it makes it like angry or something, we'll we'll.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Just ring come in handy later.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
As you know exactly.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
I don't think the tiger's tail is that gurthy.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Might be Have you ever felt the tigers?

Speaker 8 (47:10):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Yeah, so it is. Now you see my ferries like
shuts like I have.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
People think I'm a furry because I have anthro characters,
but I'm not into that community.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
I just like my characters. Does that make sense? I
get you. I'm not super into.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
You rolled in eighteen. So you're going to attempt to
take the ring off.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
I only you take the As you take the ring off,
I need you to. You will take a dog.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Too, sys stinky can.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
In the process of like switching the off you take
this is one of my characters seven damage.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
I take seven damage.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
You take seven damage and immediately the uh digital art
the tiger awakes, screams and disappears.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
No, I want come back, my friend.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
I got the ring, and the ring is and the
ring is still and uncomfortably.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Hot to touch.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Hot potato, that ship hot potato. Can I like, tie
it to my side, tie it to my belt. It
clasps onto your legs. It's gonna brand new perfect.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
No, that's like it's constantly top but it's it's it
feels like this could keep you warm.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
Okay, well you just like, yes, I don't. I just
plucked it. Yeah, I got way too much for that.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
And with the the snoring of the tiger gone like
you a little further down in.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
The by Theodore. I'm sorry, come back, I want to
keep you. Looks kind of dirty. He is dirty. You
should show her the picture. Yeah, hold on, it was,

(49:34):
he's so dirty. I like him.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I love dirty tiger from fucking tapops. It's a dark Oh.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Yeah, so you all.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Like you once like the tigers snoring has disappeared and
all that you you just a little further deep in
the car.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
You hear up, I think we the guy who came in.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
And you hear like what seems to be another brow.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Is theater gonna eat that guy?

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Now, let's go cautiously and carefully investigate, because if somebody's
having sex, I don't actually want to walk in on that.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
And you walk as you walk over.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
You me in the front, I don't want to spot.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Okay, who's going who's going first?

Speaker 4 (50:32):
First?

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (50:35):
I said, which spirit is getting the best head?

Speaker 4 (50:37):
And picture?

Speaker 2 (50:46):
My character would give the worst head the best hand drama.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Yeah, oh ship high suff.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
What you see what seems to be a grizzled old,
grizzled man in striped clothing with a ball and chain
around his left ankle him. He's a prisoner, and what
as you get closer, it does seem that, like, by
the sounding of it, it's his stomach.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
It's grumbling that like.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
And gurgling, grumbling and gurgling as he lets out wary moans.
His face is scrunched with hunger pains.

Speaker 11 (51:26):
I know your tiny hurts, but you're being really brave
about it.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Here, I survived stickers.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
I would like to hand him a ration.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
You give like, uh, the only person. You give him
a raction and he looks over and it's just like
this food will not satisfy mo hung.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
And satisfy hungers. I hate it when bumps do that.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Ship you try to help them out and they're like,
this isn't good enough. It's like, dude, you.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Know, like like I was on the killed me before
I got my last meal.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Oh what were you in for?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
I don't want to get into that.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
No, it's important that we know this.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
If you.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Is pain, why are you in pain?

Speaker 5 (52:31):
What did you do?

Speaker 15 (52:34):
I was in for a bunch of murders, crimes, theft,
unspeakable things to animals.

Speaker 13 (52:43):
Bless you can, bless you can, bless you, Bless you again,
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Jory rowing medicine check.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Fourteen.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
You you start to think that you may be allergic
to something.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
I'm allergic to cats and dogs. Me, No, I'm totally fine.
Eventually I'll get used to it.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
No, it's it's like one of those you you start
to believe that you may be allergic to somebody in
the room.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
You will continue. It's a.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
La Beewer's at home.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
I'm side eyeing the spider acting like I like obviously like, no,
I'm not allergic to the spider, but.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Like, it turns out you're allergic to Clover, You're allergic
to Evie's character.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 7 (53:49):
The first, please, and now I'm allergic to the spy.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
The like he's like my leg.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Touch the dog, just toss it off, make me break
out in hives.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
As he continues, as you all are fighting, it's like
my my last meal was supposed and it's like he's
putting on a show this whole time. But you're like,
for those who are paying attention, my last meal was
supposed to mistaken eggs. But they executed me before my
last meal, which I earned, which I deserved.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
How did you deserve it for killing people eggs? I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Them, roll a.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Roll a birth check, rolling nature check, roll egging nature check.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Roll egg check.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
You don't believe that you have the ability to lay eggs,
and you're still not fully aware of your body.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
I always like the Indians do they lay eggs? Or
do they have live births? But I would rather just
like or is it like or is it like Urgonians?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
They lay an egg and then the egg hatches and
it's like a toddler sized fucking lizard baby.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
And then they nurse them like a mammal. Sorry, I
hate that's terrible. Actually okay, like Skyrowman ship I played it.
Oh no, I anybody who watches you know, okay, like

(55:38):
the Argonians and.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Originally it was a nuts twenty. You let you you
feel something and you just like you like you've become crap.
You start gaining cramps.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
I kill somebody ship herself and you.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Like you are about to ship yourself.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
And there's no there was no time.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Hide behind some blood. I don't go hide behind some
luggage and finger out what's going on naked.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
You go behind.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
You go behind like the box and you like and
you are screaming an unfinancial paint that you've never felt
this pain before I'm gonna go check on Pandora.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
It is what you see her is rough.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
You see it like her her feathers kind of like
kind of standing like like or like they're being pruned,
like you know, they're standing out and all that stuff
and puffed they're puffed out.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
And your hair.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
And then you hear, up, this is my child.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Do I eat it?

Speaker 2 (56:59):
You minutes you have where you say, I don't know,
you have to the favorite pertalize.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
You you played an egg?

Speaker 4 (57:11):
How big is this egg? I was gonna say how
big is the egg?

Speaker 3 (57:15):
I would say this egg would probably be the.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Probably half the size of an Ostrich, which is still
pretty huge.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Quick, that's a big quick.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Now, it's the fact your mover while she's worn. That's
why she's angry. She's a bitch.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
No, she was humping Sophia.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Yeah, you're you're looking about like an empress size egg.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
No, half the size of an impress. Okay, big, an
ostrich egg is pretty.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
It's not a ship. It's an egg.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Okay, but like imagine it in ship terms. You'd never
want to show that that would tear you in half.
That would feel okay, people, well out.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Of the asshole is different than a vagina somber. Yeah,
we'll stretch. Well, well, I don't want to know mehole.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
The egg itself is okay.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Wait, wait another question on like bird people anatime? Do
you just have one whole like bird to do?

Speaker 4 (58:16):
I don't know. Do you just have a cloaca because
otherwise it's fine? Can you show us spread up.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Anyway?

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Like guys, how bad? Does You're good?

Speaker 1 (58:31):
There's a little blood, but we'll say there's just a
little bit of blood. But other than that, it does
seem like it came out relatively.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
I thought you were gonna helf No. I put my
ear Cloika. The echo.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
You hear like you hear the wispy winds of a
stretched but the egg itself you feel as if it's
it's It is.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
Indeed a warm egg.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
There there's a little bit of steam coming off it,
but I'm not touching that. It is indeed a fresh egg.

Speaker 7 (59:13):
I still don't think this guy deserves it to be
does anyone but Nancy Jim want an egg?

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Nancy Jim is okay, So we can like wrap it
in some clothes to keep it warm, and you can just.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Like he looks at the egg, and he does seem
to be like a little start foaming up like.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Case.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
Not really, we eat it in front of them because.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
We need to.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
We need to find somewhere we don't want salmonello, poison
or whatever.

Speaker 11 (59:47):
Where animals doesn't matter, true, we need to find a
steak now. That way, we could eat in front of
him if they've got any cows.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Did he.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
Go into the next car? See what do you find?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Sure? I just I want by through uh as you
all sell? Is it a hell?

Speaker 13 (01:00:23):
Probably that's low and behold it's a meat car.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
It's a dining car. Oh damn, it is a dining car.
Where's the beef? But no urgonians? And they were bred
to have boobs by the dark OLPs.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Loves you all as you all enture good back of
pat here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
This dining car is decorated with the eerie l against
step plush velvet boots.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
I hate it. I fucking hate velvet.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
It's ornate brass fixtures and wax candles casting dim mystical glows.
The air carries the scent of gourmet food with the
booths of the most Most of the booths are empty,
but only the faint traces of deceased diners.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
What color is the This is a weird question. You said,
these candles and they're lit. Yeah, what color is the fire?

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
The fire itself kind of gives of a yellow like it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Looks like a regular like fiery tint to it, but
with just maybe a hint of like spectral uh, spectral green.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
What's the candle? I'm taking the candles? What's the candles scent?
Why does it have to have a scent because it's
a candle pizza drink?

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
I just light it in. I need to get to
the bar here, But.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Where's the mini bar? Him? You weren't covered in a bar.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
But you do hear what sounds to be a.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Somebody eating a little further down in the car.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
I'm gonna investigate.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Yeah, someone's lip smacking and that's just nasty.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
Are you a cow?

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
As you as you get closer, as you see a
little what seems to be a little boy eating.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
And he just kind of looks up to you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
That's saying, this is a youthful boy in overalls, hungrily
eating all menner of food as he repeats and repeatedly
conjures forth from a long lengths of sausage to the
whole turkey's he kind of looks up to you always says,
I'm meaning a whole turkey, I mean pie.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
I'm eating all the goods and fixins. Everything's delicious here.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
How are you getting this food?

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
I just asked for it that like, and he says
I he says mashed potatoes, and I think a mashed potatoes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Mealy appears on the.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Table, drumb and coat. Yeah, I asked for a roast.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
A thing, a roast quail immediately like appears on the table,
and a and a and a rumba coke just kind
of like the the glass will show up and then Emily,
it just kind of starts like swirling up to the
to the tip.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
Perfect. I slam it back and then I'm the guy
said steaking eggs. I was about to say.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Eggs merely, A fresh thing of steak and eggs. Don't
think that guy deserves them merely.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
A thing of steak and eggs shows up and it
is hot. It is like perfect, like it's saying the
eggs himself are I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
He just walks ten feet into this car. I'm about
throwing patter. So I take this saying eggs.

Speaker 11 (01:04:04):
And I take a fluffy little ass back in the
other car, give your feather as their fluffy feather.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
It's true, and I'm just out, you know, I just
just stare at him eggs and then.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Throwing he is like saying, he like he gives you
like this look. But then the moment like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
The the steaks like hit him. He like he immediately
just starts like starts like drolling like like cartoon drool,
starts like going like chewing into it, and then you hear.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
Up, Pandora, what have you done to him?

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
And then he just standing there.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
I'm like, this is more just or chasmic experience. Apparently
it was like.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Okay, and then I come back if I find one
of it on.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
And like as the kid is eating it, like he
continues to eat greedily, he's looking at ESF.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
So what brings you all here?

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
I don't know what is your body? We can't exactly
remember why we ended up coming here.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
And while they talk to the kid, I'm gonna go
with sty be like okay.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
Not saying as you all go to explore now, you say.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Because there's obviously more beyond. So I want to go
see what's going on with that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Yeah, that's when you see a nice little you see
like a nice little pristine uh Chinese rug.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
That's fair that anything under the rug looks like the
lining of dusts. Nothing really under the rug you uh,
you do.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
But in the he's clean, see a but you do
see a little hole like underneath the rug.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
But it seems people, I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (01:06:10):
You.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Don't put your clothing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
You you do, I'm on an investigation show.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
No I need a charger.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Uh what sea type set type.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
SOE twenty one. Oh, he's just gonna give it to you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
That's there's a plug in right there. Second cat beside cat,
plugins beside cat. While the it's a long hoard.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
So thank you, okay, a long word.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Oh yeah, you see uh as you invested like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
You and you see a little eye link and then disappear.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
Oh shit, what color was the eye?

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
It looked to be kind of like a a black eye,
like you know, like like.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
The vagrants side what like doctor Facilier, think of like wispy, think.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Of like Okay, it looked like a black opal like
kind of oval shape it like you would see kind
of the best way I could think describe it, like
you know, like fantasy dark elves, like where.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
They had that pitch black eye. That's like really uncanny
and unnervus.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Okay, this hole is in the floor.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Oh, just that one little hole just right there.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
They just like no underneath like a well, that's my thing.
I'm like, so does this mean like if I stomp
on the floor, is it hollow?

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
It's like itunds a pretty solid It's just like it
like you would be like in a normal train car.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
I'm just sitting there. I'm like, days, there's ghosts in here?
Does it work?

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Give me thet'll switch on side.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
So we can. Yeah, demons, we're surrounded by ghost So yes.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
There's ghosts and you. And that's saying as.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
The as you do leave, like as it leaves, you
kind of see, like the the moving of railroad tracks
in here.

Speaker 11 (01:08:36):
A.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
Little stow away underneath this damn car. I so did
I that was scary, Like what who does? So let's
let's let's there's more beyond that though.

Speaker 5 (01:08:55):
I'm busy off the squall but the other side.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Then yeah, I'm all so ordered like an alf what
what if the more you eat on this train, the
more you get stuck on the train.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Little little billy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
And that's saying like to go back to the clover
and you're fine, well then we'll continue with the.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
Hey man, that's my character. So I know you don't
like spiders, but don't stamp on her.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
So as you as you won't move you. Uh, you
come to a door, a door, Yeah, you said you
come to a door and you I mean like has
like a little glass window on it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
I'm picking through the window.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
You picked, You picked the window, and you got.

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
The window.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
Yeah, it's just a flat out mirror.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
Just like you scare yourself. You lay another egg, No,
not another.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
You should give you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
I will just look through.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
The window over her head, since I'm ginormous compared to
everyone else in this group.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
It looks to be just like a little sitting room,
like a little.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
Public or like you should have. You should have, like a.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
It looks to be just like a plain private dining area.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
You have eight fucking eyes, man, Okay, anybody in there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Nobody in there, but it does seem like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Somebody was in her earlier, like food, like food has
been eaten, but.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
The plates have yet to barista and the.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
And what you do see what seems to be a
fizzy drink.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
With a little little pie little.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
To really strong on it and a and like it
seems to be like some like a nice.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
And like a cat.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
You're fun.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
It was just unexpected and like it's just like a
nice like classic meal that you would find like in
some upstates.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
New York Town, do we have bags of holding for camps?
Why the funk would we have bags of holding? Well,
if it came from.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
The gield, because I want to put this egg in
a bag of holding, I think I might stock on impression.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
Adam, Yeah, same, Like I'm surprised. Maybe you guys would
have a bag of holdings, but instead of a.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Bag of holding one another.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
I feel like if anyone in the group would have
a bag of holding, it's the fucking rogue stealing packages
and shoving them in the back, just like it's.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
My bra Like take this eggs down there? You have boobs? Yeah, okay,
I'll touch them later.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Yes see, she doesn't mine.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
That's a conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
She doesn't like say, she'll let me, Taja, you're just going.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
I was imagining like a pair of arms on the tents.

Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
Oh yeah, I have like you're feeling.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
Up fucking limbs man, You yes, exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
Can spiders and als have babies?

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
I don't want to imagine spiders, Like are you gonna
like yes, okay afterwards, I am a female.

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Up over the spider and.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
It's sexy and then you're dead.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Have got an idea. You just gotta let you wrap
you up real tight and like eat you and ship.
Yeah exactly, the Queen of Bonding.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Sitting Luckily, he is really like he's just yelling.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Well, that's why he looks.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
He looks like goddamn Pinocchio. Can you'll ask him why
he's here? Yeah, me and me and Pandora is not
over there? You and Clover are.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
He's just sitting there. Yeah, you're you're what We were
also there just eating. You guys are just sitting there
eating like the boy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
I was just asking the kid like what he was
here for, what he likes and stuff like that, just
like epic question, Like they're over there eating like repeated
like meals from what uh accles was saying. But like,
I really, are they feeling full?

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
It's like they're not.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
It's they feel like nothing truly affecting him like they are.
It's it's like sustaining them, but it's not filling them.

Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
That's gay.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
I don't know what other word you use for that.
That's stupid. I hate when I eat and then I'm
not fool. Hey, why are you barking?

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Because I guess one barks the other bars because that's
an asshole.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Baby, that's a plug. She's just a baby.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
That is.

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
That is an eight year old butt plug.

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
You see that baby.

Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
I'm holding that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
She's just a baby.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
She's cold, granny.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
But anyway, so the little boy is going there going
on about how it's.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Like, you know what, I enjoy painting. I have fun.
I wanted to be a big painter, but I wasn't
able to what happened, I died.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
Really fucking ley.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
It's like, yeah, and it's like one of the big
things I like, I feel regret about.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
I died, no fucking away.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
I feel like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
But that he lean's hand very close that but I
have a but I do feel guilty though. It's like
I took a rock from like this pretty green rock
that was like painted like a toad, like from my neighbor,
and I wasn't able to return it and I and
it's lost some here somewhere on the train.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
I don't know what I've done with it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
Where all has he been on the I'm not there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
On the train, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
But we could go and try to look for it
for you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
It looked like a green toad. It looked like a rock.
It was a nice shiny, cool rock. It was really
cool like it was.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
It was smooth, like one of those like river rocks
that like was in this that like was colored green
like toad.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
That is so cool. That could definitely help you look
for it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
So I appreciate and then he then he mess it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Then he goes like turkey, and then another full like
a full turkey shows up and he just starts going,
starts going.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
Into wild traumagized were ever had a trap?

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Supreme? As the train.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Immed shows up?

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
But the moment it it like it shows up, you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
Hear a.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
And as the bell tolls, the vagrant comes with the
A and it says, how's the pill tolls?

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Y'all?

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
Well, Saudi just shakes her head. I hate this love mess.
I'm like, this is a fever dream.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Please, I'm in hell. I was a good person at
one point. Why am I suffering?

Speaker 5 (01:17:14):
I know?

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
I'm not in hell because there was something since I
was burning in the church.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
I'm going to open the door to this fucking private car.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
It's like you open it up, it opens up smoothly
and butter.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
And you.

Speaker 7 (01:17:36):
Yeah, it's sticking the pts. So I haven't even like
listened to that. I just know it from like.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
Can I investigate this room?

Speaker 5 (01:17:44):
The room?

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
Go ahead?

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
I'll also well, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
That's like if you if you all would like to
get up and like, you know, go see what the
others are doing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Oh yeah, I like it. It seems to just like you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
You, it's like.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
You douce, like see what like earlier, like you.

Speaker 16 (01:18:10):
Anything of that, anything of value? The brass doorknobs. No,
I'm not gonna take why not. I'll hope to break
them off. We can come through some packages.

Speaker 4 (01:18:25):
We can randomly pull out a package and it's a
paint set. Give it to the little boy. Yeah do
you mind? And then get seven thirty. I'm sorry, I
still get a long drive fall. But I don't have
dash lights.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Oh you don't have dash lights?

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
No? No, I mean I like I have my headlights,
but like I can't see.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
How faust I'm going okay, yeah, we can get that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Sorry, I don't mean to keep ending really, that's why
that's starting early.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
So that's why I was like, if we.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Can started, I'm sorry figuring stuff out?

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Yeah, so so uh your mom, Yeah, so like you
uh roll roll up check?

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
What what what? What would be a love check? Let's
see her, Crystal? What would be a love check?

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
When David does luck checks, he usually just has this
roll a D twenty and he's got like a DC
in his hat already.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Okay, you're you're gonna have to.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Us, he adds, I will usually usually he lets us
add wisdom to it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Okay, add wisdom then, well I refore.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Fifteen Okay, yeah, you you open up a package and you.

Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
You pull out some colored pencils.

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
Got just kind of sit and look at these colored
pencils and I'm like, those actually might come in handy later.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
But they like, are they okay?

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Are they Rose Art or are they Prisma color? Are
they Crayola?

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
Hold on?

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
Rose Aret's shittier than Crayola.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
Well, I'm going to tell us that what we're gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
Okay? Are they fabricashed els?

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
They are very They're like very colorful they are what
you would see.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
With they are.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
It's like we're like Crayola like colored pencils. Like they
they are your basic colored pencils.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
Okay, so they're ship but not too shitty. Walk out.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
I was gonna say if they were, if you, if
I gotta, if I legit had a bad roll up,
was gonna make them.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
It's like, yeah, these are the skin colored cells.

Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
You don't have skin. Wait, you do have skin, but
it's not very monochrome. Yeah, I'm gonna walk out and
look at the little boy and just be like pop
them in front of him.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
He automatically, Oh that's the way.

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
Excuse me, that's the sound of someone. What is there
porn playing?

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Yeah? No it was.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
It was like it hit the end of the video
and it like and yes they're playing that, but no,
we had the the little boy merely his eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
Like low huge, and it's just like and he vanishes.

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (01:21:35):
I keep looking at Facebook and it's all all the
roads are iced over. Everything Start said, there's so many crashes,
and it's making anxious.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
As long as you go slowly, you'll be Yeahy's like
I demand the meats.

Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
Buddy, Alexa what's the temperature outside? It's twenty seven degrees
that right now.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
So I'm saying you've would you like it in a
little earlier so you can try to get home safe
for that?

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
That's yeah, because I've got like an hour long drive
back to my house because I can't take the interstate.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Yeah. Well, I'm saying, if you want to stay on
discord and listen, sure.

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
So I gave this child some collar pencils and he disappeared.
I'm traumatized.

Speaker 11 (01:22:23):
It's not the person that's it's just a series of
traumatic events.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
I'll say, what you would you like to get on
the discord and just keep you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
Cool?

Speaker 5 (01:22:35):
The Discord works a lot better on the laptop. It
finally charges it up to the Wi Fi.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Awesome, Well then we will we will call this another
early session.

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
Then all right? Cool? Yeah, next time, let's play the
snow snow or snow. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
So until next time, everyone, we shall.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
If we have to, we can just do discord next time.
It's true. Yeah, I kind of thought about you, guys.
I felt bad because I told everybody that I would
be here. Do you want me to stop this?

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
You're good?

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Yeah, go ahead, stop it so until next week here
from the Crossroad Guild, we will see you all next week.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
Have a week

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