Christmas Glee | holiday special | one-shot

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fuck you teersly, fuck you suck a bag of dicks.
Ho ho ho guys, it's Christmas?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Is indeed quick mass in two days?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
It is.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
It?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Two days?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, it's a twenty second ship.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah. I don't have presence to rap because I'm poor.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
So we want to welcome everybody to a special Christmas
one shot here at the Crossroad Guild So as we start,
the season has chang the season has changed, and a
snowy drink has covered the town. The guild hall was
lit by the fire of the main hall. The guild

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master sits in his chairs, smoking a pipe with a
hot drink, his eyes filled with the memories of those
lost this year and the people he misses. A familiar
voice speaks out to him with concern. Guild Master, is
everything all right? A guild master looks over to see
Marilyn Gleaman slowly walking towards him. Oh, Maryland, Sorry, I

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was stuck in memories of a old life, I guess,
he says with longing. Would would you like to talk
about it? He points to the chair across from him.
As she sits, he begins A snow reminds me of
special time, of a special time, of year where I'm
from Maryland. As he speaks, other members of the guild

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begin to again together. The children of members and those
who have been saved all listen intuitively and gathered at
the feet of the guild Master. He speaks about Christmas,
a festival held every year, a time forgiving, sharing in
good times for all big and small. A man dressed

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in red with a slave, by nine mystical creatures that
soar through the skies, delivering gifts. The man was more
magical than any mage, stealthier than any rowe, smarter than
any cleric. He knows when you've been bad or good,
and only comes when you are sleeping. What as the

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sheltered whisper among themselves, Excited with the thought of such
a man, The guild Master spoke with a stern voice.
But there's a dark side to Christmas as well, everyone
for it. If you are bad, you shall be visited
by a creature of darkness known as the Crampus, for
he punishes those who are truly wicked. Coming to his senses,

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the guild Master looks to see the fire is getting low.
Seeing everyone's faces, he smiles and speaks once more, saying
that it's time, but at the time I may never
see again till I return home. For now, let's all
go to bed and sleep. Maybe who knows, we'll get

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a Christmas miracle. And we all cut to you all.
It's a dark night the moon the moon is full,
and the snow steadily falls and blankets everything. As you
continue to head towards the nearest crossroads so you can
make it back to the guild, you hear the thumping
of something coming towards you, with the sound of jiggling

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sounding further in the distance. You see a creature ten
foot tall and running towards you. It burnt like, it
charges right through you, knocking you all down as it
runs on you hear the faint whisper of a something

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crying something that it was carrying as it runs farther out.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
It's Rudolph.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
And as and as you all are laying there, you
hear jingling going coming towards you, and you see what
seems to be nine deer being pulled by a sleigh and.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Nine deer being pulled.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Nine deer pulling the sleigh, And you see a gruff
man dressed in red and he yells at you either
get out, either get out of the way or get
on the sleigh. What do you all do?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I'm getting on the sleigh. I'm getting on the sleigh.
That's pulling the deer. I'm gonna get on a deer.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
You jump on, That's why the fuck? Not so has
that's saying. So you all jump on and you are
now on the sleigh. She is hanging on by the deer,
hanging on to the deer as you all are now

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going through Amazon sorry, as you are now going through
the woods.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
So is he just.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
On the ground?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
You're on the ground, Okay?

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
It is going quick like this is like full like
we are talking like.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Hitting any trees.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
He is dodging pretty damn. He's a damn good driver.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Okay, that's true, Santa. I mean maybe we don't know.
Could be kind of like, what's up?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Who are you? The name's claws. But at the moment
we have a bit of a problem.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Did you.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Right right sentence? Yeah, it's a it's a it's a
I'm not familiar with this air. But right now, like
something has been taken from me and we need to
get it back.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
What was taken? My dog, not the doll damn, this
man took his dog.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
We are talking like baby Bassett, like like one of
those old like an old dog that you could just
like a new baby Bassett that has just you know,
not this is like the equivalent of John Wick's dog,
like a baby Bassett.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
But why do you take a doll?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
That's a good question. I don't know what what this
creature would want with it. I do know one thing,
you never take someone's dog.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
If John taught me anything, that's true. If we do this,
will I make it back in time for regionals?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
We'll make time for everything on this. This is this
is what the guys look like. We're just straighted like talking.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
I can.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
You can definitely help me understanding Christmas?

Speaker 6 (07:14):
So can we see this creature like as hot? Wait
I'm not the Bard.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Listen wait, I'm the bar bar am I supposed to
be flirty.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
You No, No, it's my character is flirty.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's a sleep with everything.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
That's why they say like the Bard will fuck the dragon.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Okay, yeah, so yeah, actually does align with whoever this is.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, So as as you're all going through, you can
look out into the distance and you see what seems
to be a giant tower made of ice. M okay,
and it is. And as you get closer to it,

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you I need everybody to roll a perception check. Oh no, god,
damn it.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
What makes you think of nobody? Sixteen plus something I'll
shoot m Is it this thing? Plus two? Twenty two?

Speaker 7 (08:30):
No, yes, okay, sixteen plus eleven now sixteen plus ow
it's your skills.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
So you want skills.

Speaker 8 (08:43):
That might be a little slow perception, so plus one seventeen,
say twenty seven, guys, I might be slow.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
It's okay at the beginning of and why do you
see a guarding the tower? That's what seems to be
two to goblins?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Ay goblin? Is that the elves a goblin? One and two?
Can I like raise my hand and do finger guns
against one of them? We don't know that they're evil. Well,
you don't have real guns. You just use handguns like
you're gonna have handgowns. And I can also do finger guns.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Boom, it looks over like, it says, it looks like
we reached crampuses. Oh there, it looks like we reached
the stronghold now, and that's saying we need to get
up there and try to figure out which room he's
in I don't know where, but he's more than likely to.

Speaker 9 (09:41):
Be up top.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
I closed character, she means her.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
We want me to print it out for you real quick.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
No fuck off. How close are we to these goblins?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I would say you are within about one hundred feet
that it should.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
One hundred feet.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
And it is like the and it looks like that.
It's the weather itself is starting to pick up and
it's starting to blizzard.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
That's gross. What does everyone else want to do? Should
we should we try to kill these on site?

Speaker 10 (10:28):
Or should we like kill one of them, take another
one hostage, get information from him?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
What do you think, mister Claus?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
He's gone? What he has disappeared?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
And you see as you can see what looks to
be foot tracks heading towards the likes and what looked
like I said, you see that like like there's like
a foot trail leading straight into the uh the tower.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
So that motherfucker went visible on us.

Speaker 10 (11:03):
Did he leave us with the sack? Can I go
through the sack? He might have left us something helpful?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
What I look like my life? Yes, yes, that's a six.
This is what I look like.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
You find a flashlight.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
There's a flash. Okay, okay, did you say the flashlight
or a flashlight?

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Flash?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
That's six hand is getting freaky where somebody's gonna have
a really good Christmas.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
It's gonna be a real magical Christmas?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Can I charm? Can I charm them? Do I need
to charm them? Are they like bad? Are they gonna
kill us if we try to enter?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
You haven't made it up to the tower yet.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Okay, well I think we should cautiously approached this tower first. Yeah,
they might be friendly.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
M roll for a roll, stove check with advantage all
of us as you're heading up.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
His head, all of us? Yeah, still still with advantage
with advantage. Well, no, it's two D twenties. Okay, so
i'll roll thirteen fifteen Okay, so you're gonna nine plus
whatever twenty eight? Right? Oh wait, fifteen plus what whatever

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your stealth is? Oh gosh, okay, okay, m hm, I'm
gonna live for shure. Okay, does it changed skills still?
Wherever stealth is? Yeah? Three? So eighteenth for you? I
got thirteen better than the guns. Are you struggling? You're

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losing dice? Oh? The letter one? See I want something
like that but David said they're really disbalanced because of
the liquid inside of them. I don't think they want
that was still bad so pretty as there's some with

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rubber duckies and some with mushrooms that I wanted to get.
It's not heavy at all.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
The ones from mushrooms you can, uh, you can buy
up at a books a million.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
How the fuck would I know that? When's the last
time I was a buck?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
You can also get them with a dice tray, nice
little mush back at books.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Well, then maybe you should get you a books a million, like.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Right now after the session?

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Don't they closed?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
We can go tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
I did not, apparently, h if you're not meant to
say Christmas, so either my rolls or ship.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Now as you all get closed, Rachel, what did you get? Okay,
you're you're good. I was saying that you you have
kind of blended within the Yeah, for something like even
though you are right and colorful in your outfits, you're
just blending in like within the snow. But you two

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were just they just go who goes there? Who dares
try to come towards him? The mighty, the mighty home
of the crime.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
He's expecting me I'm with her. Am I able to
just sneak in through the door and they like, I don't.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Even notice they they are distracted. So you are capable of.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Big I'm in the tower now, fuck you guys. Damn it,
the slut.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Left us hold on. This thing's acting up.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
I wonder if Grampus can help me understand me Christmas
and get back in time for regionals.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Can I intimidate them? Because if so, I rolled in eighteen.
Intimidate them? How just wanna yell at him? He's expecting me.
You better let me in like a Karen. Yes, and
I pull out my revolver just like today, So you're

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gonna let us hit or no? Oh, you know how
your boss gets when he's upset, Like, I know you
like ladies, but you wanna see this guy that I'm
talking to days. Uh gave me that last night cause

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I told him Mom wasn't feeling good, and he was like,
here you doing one of 'em.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Let's say one of 'em is uh starts to like
hesitate a little bit, uh, like getting you a little nervous.
But the other but the other one says the boss
never said he had guessed today? Who are you really
we're here.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
I was gonna say we're here at for a surprise party.
I mean, if she's.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Gonna shoot roll for.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
I wanted to point out that I added another weapon
to myself. I tried, okay, cause I should do what
I look like, right?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, okay, I want snacks. I don't know where. That
doesn't eight kids?

Speaker 2 (17:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:03):
You sheetyh you miss? Maybe that's the whole point. You
missed to get the point across because you don't want
to upset Crampus, who's expecting you. He already has a
hard time finding work. Oh you guess canuck Therman? Oh
my god, give me the doritos.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, the Prinzels, crazy rights.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, don't.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
My own thing. But yeah you narrow chips? Yeah you miss.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
On purpose? Do you guys? Next time? I won't miss. Uh.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
We're out to a wonderful star. Arn't like everyone.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
So we get.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
So Rachel.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
As you enter the door, as you are coming across
another set of doors, you can hear that it is
quite lively in this tower. It does seem like it.
You hear cries of help, you hear yelling. You hear

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like that's saying you are getting bad vibes from this,
this whole Sophie badass.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
So sorry. I know what I want to do with Crampas.
I'm gonna say it's a sex dungeon. But hm, there's child.
I'm gonna get him to join the glee club to
help us win national.

Speaker 11 (19:08):
We're gonna be is shoeing for Originals if I get
Crampas on the team.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
You walk through the other doors and you find did
you get it? It seems to be a little child
goblin holding a doll.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
A child goblin holding a doll.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
As you walk in.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh wait, this is Rachel.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Not us?

Speaker 10 (19:34):
How what.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Now?

Speaker 3 (19:38):
What?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
How do I approach? Well, it's his boss.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
It's a goblin.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Okay, that's much just what goblins are labeled. Can I
brainwash it in a joining the glee club?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
You see that? You this little goblin?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Said?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
What do you do like? He's this little tiny goblin
but he has this What are you doing here?

Speaker 1 (20:09):
I'm just lost, sir. I need somebody to help me
understand Christmas.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
You're not supposed to be here at all.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Oh, I don't know what's going on. I just want
to understand Christmas.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Roll a roll a persuasion check.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yah, dune it skills yes, ship twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
The Goblin, like the little Goblin child just looks at
you and said, what do you want to know? What
do you want to know about Christmas?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Deep black man voice?

Speaker 2 (20:56):
What do you want to know?

Speaker 3 (20:57):
You know?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Just ks he has a smoking cigarette? What do you
want to know about Christmas?

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Well? Can I start performing my brain watching songs? Would
that be considered a spill?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
I'm trying right now. You have a twenty eight of
just a persuasion? What what are you trying to do
to this couplet?

Speaker 7 (21:24):
I'm gonna start singing a sexy, sexy song where he
has to help me understand Christmas? Wayne Hoodie, do you
hold a mistleteel or do you eat it?

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Say?

Speaker 9 (21:36):
Like?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
At this point, he has just been mesmerized and the
joy of Christmas spirit fills him and his heart has
grown three size is today and he decides is going
through time today? And at this moment and he's like,

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you know what, fuck this job? Can I join your
glee club? Why?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yes, We're gonna do so good and regionals, aren't we?

Speaker 2 (22:13):
I don't know what that is?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
No one does? We just say it all the time.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
We always have regionals and semi regionals and semi semi
regionals and nationals and semi nationals.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
That sounds like a lot of work for so little payoff.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
There is no payoffs.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
We're replacing the original glee club at the community college.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
They all got hit by a car and they all
go to a car ride.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
The bus crashed on their way to them, on their
way to regional is the replacement team.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
That sounds terrible.

Speaker 11 (22:53):
There's only one of well, no, the other the other
five they're working on other places.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Trust I'm in charge of recruitment, thank you very much.
So have you ever.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Seen school Spirits on Netflix? I've heard of it. Yes,
So if she dies and after she dies, she can
see the spirits that are in the school, and some
of the spirits she can see is band Blippers that
crashed on school property while coming back from regionals. Oh
and it's like six of them and they're stuck perpetually

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performing that same fucking cool shit.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
No, so at the moment what you said the like
you now have a goblin to join your glee club.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Okay, so back to that's love, get other people to
join the glee club.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Okay, so now we're going back. It's a Crystal and cat.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Dude, Can I call me? Come out and you give up.

Speaker 11 (23:58):
Everybody in this tower is gonna be infestively club.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Is that where you wonder? You want to go back
out so you can convince the other two?

Speaker 9 (24:06):
Yeah, okay, you all come back out.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
And you can see the like it is not going
well for both of you. You guys are in a
shouting match with these goblins.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Fucked your mom last night? She sucked?

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Oh I thought your mom last night she's good.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Well, you talk about my mother's dad. She was sacrificed
her in the last ord Wars once in tears. The
others in the corner crying because they don't know how
to handle with this is the first interaction because they're
not used to it. Actually, what are you doing? Well?

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You witness this massacre of feelings happening?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Can I start a song?

Speaker 2 (25:09):
You? You walk outside and what what song do you
perform with? Like the other the other the other guy,
like the little goblin comes up to you and starts
singing with you, like in the christ sphere, goes Santa

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Baby really been and awful, good girl. It's just.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
She's like.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
And as this goes, the god like the other two
goblins immediately start looking at you and like they are
perplex They have no idea what's going on, like.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Dancing, Like I'm basically putting them like a.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Yeah, throwing up, dare throw up?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
So I have something to do with dance. That's like
my special thing. Hold on, let's.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Apparently no, that's just the goblins.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
So what are you doing? I'm roll a uh roll
performance tri mhm performance or persuasion.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Either way, that's a crit fail. No, because he talked
to women.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Oh god, exactly. Yeah, let's saying they are they are
completely blood red and they have no idea how to
handle this. They their noses begin to blete and they
pass out, I mean them.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Okay, so we didn't get them to join the big club,
which is okay, guys.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
When they get pulled up, toy, I'll be back down
here and.

Speaker 11 (27:26):
Guess what we're gonna win regional. I'm gonna make sure
of it. Okay for you, no one knows.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Sore you sixteen loot.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
You find a stick, I can get that to my
wife on stardoo. What's the living doll? That's the doll
that the one that she made friends with Tory. Why
why is the living It's a little movie doll that's creepy.

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I can ask my buddy. Okay, doll on, boss, what's
up that living doll.

Speaker 12 (28:08):
You've got there?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Oh, the living doll. These dolls keep an eye on
all of us, make sure we're always working, performing.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Fucking on the shelf.

Speaker 13 (28:18):
Where to go.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
On?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Creakfast catches us being bad. He takes us out pack
and beats us.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Bring myover?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Do you shoot the doll?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
I don't know? Probably should I wait? So it's so
it's like, what's going on right now?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yah knows what the doll is currently watching you?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
It is what we do when we sleep, knows what
we do if I take the doll and my hey,
is this evil bullshit that clerics can do is evil?
There's a fifteen hitting. Okay, I don't want to be
holding it. If she's gonna shoot.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
It, you hold it by it's late holding it like this,
and you can't like, there's not really evil to it,
but there's some bordic s nature to it that just
seems very unsettling. And yes, the fifteen does hits fifteen

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does hit.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
I did seven damage.

Speaker 8 (29:27):
A living dolly, the elf on the helf on the
shell and before I has a tal gramphis it was me.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
It takes seven damage?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Is it not dead?

Speaker 2 (29:42):
It's not dead now like, but it seems to have
lost its leg like you've shot it out. It's half
of its legs gone, and it begins to run inside.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Again, and I think that fast it's missing half of
its sixteen.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
It walks like I do nine damage? What was your hit? Sixteen?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Sixteen?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Another nothing damage.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Ship. The listeners aren't gonna understand that shop at all.
I didn't even hear it, I said. It walks like
I do.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Oh no, you shot its other leg, but it's still
trying to way out.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Oh how many doesn't you don't have it? I'm a
blood bold. It's hard to see. Where were you twenty?
Oh my gosh, yeah that over there, that's my leg
braces seven seven damage.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Okay, it's dead.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, our elf on the shelf. Surveillance has gone so
now that we've won this victory together, don't see are
you sure? You guys don't I don't even know what
the fuck we club is? We need?

Speaker 10 (31:04):
How about we need to shoot out cramps or where
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Okay, we're gonna seduce him. Yeah, with my boobies. I
mean we all have boobs. We're all females.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
One of the other Glue Club members has a monkey
named Annie's Boob, So my move must rock pretty well to.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Have a monkey name. I don't know what to say
to that.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Events of our community happens and steel Pens specifically, my
pens specifically.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Is this based off a true story? Really, it's a
TV show.

Speaker 8 (31:45):
Okay, it's definitely a true story.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Wait what TV show is this from the community? Yeah,
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
It's by the guy who did Morty.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
See I hated Wrecked. These are my two favorite shows.

Speaker 8 (31:59):
I didn't think I was like, but it's actually funny,
although it does get kind of old fast.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
I didn't finish it, but the meat up that it's good?

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Like?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
See? Like, I have shows that I thought I was
gonna hate, like Brooklyn my nine and I fucking love
Brooklyn my nine. Yeah, I'm sad Holtstead Oh no, smilers,
Oh no, the actor is dead. Well, yeah, he's gone.

(32:34):
You'll never see that man again. I saw this fucking
AI generated bullshit the other day that made me very
sad because Alan Rickman was one of my favorite actors
and it was a AI generated thing that Lily wanted
him to raise. Harry, what's the star? The mom is

(32:54):
a star? My mom's a whore. Min's a poor star. No,
I'm kidding. I might as well be a porn star.
I have like thirteen covers and sisters because of her. Actually,
I have like twelve sisters. Okay, thirteen sisters total and
two brothers.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
The fourteen of those kids is from my mom.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Excives you, muscleman core my mom my mom.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
So can I see what.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
The star is as you? That's now you will as
you like say, you begin to walk over to.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
The star and oh no, is it a twap?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
You walk over to the star.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
I'm sitting right where the and you.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
As you're walking through you see like other pictures like
what seems to be of Crampis.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Is he hot? Future club member? He looks like, yeah,
see that's hot hot. Yeah, that's a hot cramp Is.
We're gonna like Crampis and seduce him into joining Lee Club. Sorry, Santa,
he has deep picks voice in my head when he
sings you know what I mean is the Australian upstairs

(34:18):
barking and could could definitely feel like that's true? So Christmas?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yes, So as it goes, as you all do this
and go back, you seem at the end of the hall,
you see a few you see a few doors, and
you see a stairway, one going one side is going
up and the other is going down.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Let's descend in the hell first? Okay? Is this kind
of the top four? The main? Grandpa?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Probably?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Can we Is there like an elevator? There's an elevator
if you go up steps. Anybody want to carry me
a goblin? Can the goblin carry me on? Yeah? That's okay?
So is Annie grabbed the other two after? I love those.

(35:23):
I'm mad though, because I'm scared to buy a ship
off team?

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Can the Diyes have spoken?

Speaker 14 (35:29):
He picks you up for the glee club, He charges,
he charges with you down the stairs.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Wait, are we going down or up?

Speaker 2 (35:42):
You want to go down?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
The goblin is really right? But do we agree to
go down a lot? So my boobs are about to
fall out the top? Are we going down or going up?
Where are we going down or up? Go down? Ship? Okay,
we're going down. I guess, okay, maybe there's like is
he a basement dweller. No, he's at the top, but
my basement or something on the way down, Like there

(36:11):
should definitely be a slide. Is there a railing, No,
just might be later. If there's railing, I should totally
ride it like Mary Poppas. That's where I was. Oh,
look we end up little room? Yeah, yeah, closer.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
What else is now?

Speaker 1 (36:38):
It's called it porn? That's okay.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
So what do y'all like? You are now in the basements?

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Are there rooms?

Speaker 2 (36:48):
You see a you see a room of Now you
see like two doors?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I'm scared? Why are you scared? It's dog I have
a flash flight. Yeah, that's on the flash flight.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
I say, yeah, that's saying they were like there was
little like candle lights, like kind of like a torch
light here, so it's visible, but it's like, yeah, and
you see, yeah, you see two doors?

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Can we can I go on with them?

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Which door? Are you going left?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
I'll go on the right one.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Okay, so I'll stay here and you got one there?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Can you keep looking out?

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Okay, I'll go up.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
There goes wrong person? There you go?

Speaker 2 (37:42):
As you go up, I.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Just realized we never introduced ourselves. Are we a pre
existing group? So we don't have to introduce ourselves? Okay,
well just for our listeners, fourth wall break here. My
name is Annie Edison.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I am a glee club member at Greendale Community College,
and the choir director is trying to get me to
recruit as.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Much people as I can.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
And I already worked with Jeff Winger so and this
Goblins boss. So I've done a pretty freaking good job
rolling at.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
M H And as like, how the cats don't even
introduce ourselves.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
You like you? You find yourself in a little hallway.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
She doesn't even give us a chain?

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Do you want to introduce yourselves real quick?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
I play casts. Cass is a gun slinger asthmaar, Yeah,
I can't talk. She shoot now, ask questions later? Do
everything loves her party book, killow for her party. So
there you go. Cut, We're already de facto members because

(39:04):
we're friends. I'm Jack d Mont's I'm a harvest cleric,
I say with questions, because I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
I think you were a deep born.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
I am a deep born, have tentacle hair. Yeah, I
haven't seen shape of water in a wild.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
But yeah, yeah, just a sab.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
I love a Sabien.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah, he's so awesome. But when you enter cat, when
you enter you see not well, it seems to be
something sleeping.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
I mean it's asleep for now. Don't shoot it. It's
gonna make everything up. Guns are loud, that's true. But
I have spells and cantrips. The gun slingers a spellcast
class dastic. So can I like kind of sneak in like.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Roll spell check?

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Oh god, m nineteen.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah, it's sneaking fine. Doors, like everything's solid. You're not
making a pitter patter on the on the floor and
the door opens without a uh squ.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Chang one for some reason. Do you have assless chaps? Yeah?
Do you have pants on it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Underwear?

Speaker 1 (40:59):
So it's like it's like you just.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Got a pair of like long underwear.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yeah, dude. Have you guys seen Machete who Danny trey Hoe, Yes,
the one girl with the ass chaps, but she's got
the leather underwear on.

Speaker 12 (41:14):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
So what are you doing while you have this sleeping?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
I can I wipe around and just see what all's
going on in there?

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yeah, that's saying just seems to be just like regular
sleeping quarters. Uh yeah, roll in Investigation.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Sixteen.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah, that's saying nothing really out of the ordinary. You
see like what seems to be like little stuffed animals.
You see some bags of coal, you see uh her,
oh you just yeah, it just seems like this is
just this is clearly where like some of the people
who are in the castle just kind of go to sleep.

(41:59):
Still the that's saying, but you see the equivalent of
like probably like three beds, Well you see two beds.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
So should I feel the ice mytho in.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
This is up to you.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
She's hot. Should I kill the ice method or just
let it be? Do you know what? I'm just gonna
slowly back out the door and close the door back.
And he might be the first person say that, and
then I'm gonna go fond where any There's other people
who think Tandy tray Hoe is attractive.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Yeah, he's attractive and like like yeah he's he's seen
ship and he's liked it rough, but there's not attractiveness
to him.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
I'd do him even now, even if it would kill him.
I want to smoke with Dandy. You want to smoke
a bowl with Dandy tree Hill? I would try his
fucking tacos tompos.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
So what are you you do? Crystal?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
I am?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
She is backed out into the same room, back with you?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Why are you back? There's an ice method in there.
It's sleeping. Do we know what that is?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Oh? Roll history check?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
God damn it. Seventeen Okay, well eighteen. She probably knows
better than me. Probably not. Let's find out. Yeah, she
knows better than me.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
I gotta you know that the uh that they are
like kind of little mean spirited, like elemental ice tricksters,
think of like there half the size of a gargoyle.
Like it's like and you do know that if you
if you do like mess with one like, it ends

(44:00):
that if one of them dies, something bad happens.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
If they die.

Speaker 10 (44:03):
Okay, well I explained that to her, and I'm like, yeah,
we don't want to mess with it.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
It don't they explode? Yes and shords?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yes?

Speaker 15 (44:15):
Okay, yeah you kill it? It go boom and then
you did. Oh so it's kind of like a was
there anything else in that room? Some stuffed toys and
some fucking cold.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Oh cool? Okay, what do I? Okay, Well, let's go
find Annie, Okay, because I don't want to be exploded
with ice shirds me. Either that sounds bad, doback, Yeah,
that sounds unhealthy. You and uh, can we get Joba
boss the name? What do you want to name them? Okay,

(44:52):
I hate that name. Mhmm, we change it. No, you
can name him David.

Speaker 8 (45:02):
It's just that his dad's name him Robert.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Okay, Robert.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
If David ever listens to these.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
He's gonna be like you bitch, okay, and Robert.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Yes, Annie and Roberts so yeah, so casside, Jackie are
gonna make her way to Annie.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
So you are You have been like you come to
a door and you have been trying, like you've been
slowly just messing, like you haven't even been gone into
the door yet. Like you and Robert have just been
kind of like you've been trying to instructing him. Okay,
then it's not step twirl step, it's twirl step step

(45:52):
twirl Okay, and he's like trying that. He's trying his
little best.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Robert, do you want any or not? You're real be
serious about this. We have got to win.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
I am not gonna settle for second best. I am valedictorian.
We're on the track to be valedictorian. If it weren't
for Annie Kim.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Well, she's fight with Robert. I'm just gonna go up
to the door. My name is Annie Edison, but there
is an Annie Tim and she's he will be stabbered.
No apparently, I mean if I accidentally fall tridit first
into her way some adderall. I mean, I know that

(46:35):
used to That's what I used to be addicted to.
But because that's behind me, that was in high school,
I'm solid new woman. Let's just give her a bunch
of child home okayism if she's pregnant, the kiddle aptism.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
At the door. Actually, yeah, there's a door here. What
are you all going to do to the It?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Is it locked? I'm gonna open the door slowly.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
The door slowly kind of opens up.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
I don't want it to creak. I'll spit on it,
spin on it. It doesn't creek.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
You spit on it. It doesn't creak.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
You just need to spit on it.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Get it in there.

Speaker 9 (47:24):
You uh, I need w A E forty for my
Bras it squeaks, it makes oh no what?

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Oh no, there's another Just go back upstairs.

Speaker 9 (47:40):
What is there?

Speaker 13 (47:41):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Okay, I don't know what this thing is, so I'm gonna.

Speaker 10 (47:43):
Go up before she can do that hand.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
No no, no, no no. If you kill it, it
explodes into shards of future. No, it don't kill. What
if and then it'll kill the whole glee club? No listen? Yeah,
what if we recruit them and they explode at the
end and kill all the other teams and then you

(48:09):
just win by defall? You just see me like aud
of cigarette and starts smoking, and I'm like, we're gonna
because if everyone else is dead except your team, one
of them barely do you think the other teams are
being hold the cigarette? Robert Cannons. I've seen the competition

(48:34):
from last year. Okay, is that one wake?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
It just seems to be kind of like working on
something like it's preparing food.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Oh so this is the way like except like this. Okay,
So are we going back upstairs? Yeah? I don't. I
don't think I want to fuck with that.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
West.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
We still have to fine Grandpa's and we've got like
fifty minutes Swampus, where are you? Yeah, let's just go
back upstairs, Calampis. We don't want to be exploded on,
so we're just gonna go back upstairs. Wait, I want
to tell the ice weather to make me a sandwich.

Speaker 16 (49:16):
He's gonna explode on you if you do that. That's
the whole point on me. That's not what Yeah, Herbert, man,
I wish.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
I need exploded on. I need to exploding in exploded exploded.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
So you guys are now back upstairs, and.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
You're going to the stairway. I haven't stoll Okay, I'm
still carrying me.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Yeah, he's been carrying you this whole time.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Hey, Robert, let me have you get tired of? Hey,
no one likes you. Get out.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Okay, So you guys are going to attempt to go upstairs.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Now wait, wait, there's paths to the north. Are those
paths still there?

Speaker 6 (50:11):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (50:11):
You're still like? You still got the two doors here?

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah? What's what north? Not the stairs?

Speaker 2 (50:18):
What's up there up north?

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Right above cast?

Speaker 9 (50:24):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (50:24):
Just just the door.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
I'm gonna open it. What's in there? Goblin orgy? God?
I hope not. That is a weird ass room.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
What the it looks like to be a little workshop,
and you see, uh what in it does look to
be like a bunch of like parts of living dolls.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
So it's like toys that they're evil. Is there an
evil roast one in there? And Bell lives in there?
It just gives you pain. Is that the name of
that freaky ass haunted Dolly?

Speaker 2 (51:07):
But you do see some like some of them are
hanging up by a string and they and their heads slow.

Speaker 17 (51:16):
I'm closing this a weird ship. I'm just closing the door.
About that before before we close the door, and I
just kind of like I want a gremade. I throw
a gramade in there.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Caps on the shelf right with fire, But I don't
know pants what's the damage? It might how many dolls
are there, there's a bunch, never mind, what's the what's

(51:53):
the radius or whatever?

Speaker 3 (51:55):
On?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
It's your names joins the body? My name is that
the range? How much?

Speaker 2 (52:09):
That's ninety? That's his that's his deformed brother by my
name's Colampus.

Speaker 18 (52:20):
Everybody fo there's a plat jewish guy there, and the
clams like, don't get all over jokes that would cover that.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yeah, and three d eighths. You're looking at a range
of three two a monkey, oh twenty four and fourteen
damage killed women? The fourteen.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
It shakes the room and everything is on fire.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Also, that.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Straight smoke starts to feel I.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Said, I didn't do it yet.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Maybe we should just close the door.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
The other door.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
It looks like that room goes to the other door.
But yeah, let's open the other door and see what's
that way.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
And on the shelf right you see room closet.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Okay, what about the door by the main doors that
we came in.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
For. As you, room looks to be like looks to
be kind of like a guard post, like this is
where like the guards would come in and out and
where you would think that this is like their main
place when they're switching, like coming in and out of shifts,

(53:59):
like from staying at the front door and keeping watch
on everything.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Fair enough, the triangles are where they pee and poopy. Okay,
all right, let's go upstairs. Kay up, your time.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
With you.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
It's right upstairs. How nice and dark it is? They
got that fine.

Speaker 10 (54:34):
I can only see one thing in front of me,
and it's the goblin problem.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
It's more of this weirdness.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Oh no, as you all walk up, you do hear
you hear a like what seems to be the pitter
patter of like another goblin kind of walking up and
down the.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Dude have Robert talking about the club one goblin to another, Yes, Robert, yeah,
join the Creek Club and you need help. Let me
know when I can show Cleaveland.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
I don't know, maybe maybe and I know goblin.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Do you want me to try to convince yes? Okay,
jets will approach the goblin with Robert attempt to convince
this goblin to drink Clee Club for Annie. Okay, hold on, yeah,

(55:43):
press the wrong thing on that. I'm just eighteen year
old Annie Hasson. That's not what I want. I don't
want my spells. I don't want my skills.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
I keep saying a globlond glore, mom glory von.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
Oh hey.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
He's a vocal flipping.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Oh god, what do you what do you have?

Speaker 5 (56:13):
Like?

Speaker 2 (56:13):
What's that with you? Cord? My name is Robert.

Speaker 9 (56:17):
Now I decided, Oh no.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
This is what happened to the slaves like lu to
kids in Toby scre and Robert. What am I so.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
Like?

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Look, I can't be racist of Jewish.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
I don't know how to really say this, but you
should really help me. Oh god, what this's this part
of this clumb that I guess I kind of got.
I'm like just how to join me. So I guess
it's called Klee like it. I'm not entirely for sure

(57:01):
what it is. But there's this cute girl that I
guess like, I don't know if we're a thing or not.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
I'm not for sure water relationship. She tells me what
to do, but this is in that most relationship.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
I am always right. That's my middle name, Annie, always
right Edison.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
That's like, it's like my an. That does sound kind
of complicated, but I'm happy for you, said me, finally
found somebody. But oh, I know it's it's quite interesting.
But you should. You should leave Crampis and come hang
out with us. That's saying I don't I don't know
what we'll get out of it, but it does seem too.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Ms. You get to see Boobs.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Roll her Holy Group, our group, persuasion check with advantage
with the.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Ship.

Speaker 12 (58:12):
Wait, yes, wait one, what is this? Uh persuasion right
twenty funny.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Seventeen LUs ten twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh cheat my god, that sound that
sounds great. Hold on, hey, clown way.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
There's another one. We're just getting everyone of.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Them and out of nowhere. You see coming from around
the corner. It's another goblin.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Oh my god, it went all the fights because we're
recruiting them for we club. Exactly, guys, are you blot out?
I was on this team. Well, Robert, do you want
to go by your original name?

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Or this is this is what I am.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
This is what I am now a thirty year old smoker.
I'm sorry, Robert, I didn't know we're bond and Glen,
I want to tell you two more goblins. Man, there's
no way. There's no way. Cramp probably okay, as you and.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
So as it goes, I said, well, clet looks said, well,
if we're going to join this team, what should we
do with the kid over in the other room?

Speaker 1 (59:46):
What kids, there's.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
A kid that we have keeping an eye on, like
on the maps she made. We forced her to draw
the maps about like so we can of the worlds.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
That we go to.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
We need we need more female voices. Well, we're good
the kid do so.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
As you all will continue.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
That was ten.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
I was also sometime you enter the you all make
your way into the uh into the other room. Oh
there's another doll, and you see another you see another kid.
What it looks to be an actual human girl crying,

(01:00:36):
chained to like to a table, being forced to to
uh to hold like to create maps? Then what and
you from what you can tell? Her clothes it seemed
to have been tatthered and on her back it just
seem to be lashing marks.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Oh my god, who did this? See you? Girl?

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
What's fouty?

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Crast this story? What the fuck? Okay, sometimes I'm gonna
elbow class at the living doll. That's what I was
looking at. It was a fifteen hit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Fifteen hits, all.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Right, I'm gonna shoot that bitch with my revolver. Okay,
damn seventeen damage.

Speaker 19 (01:01:24):
Damn if I got crampish immediately like it is barely
holding on with your life and tries to escapes the room.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Nah, shake a flame your fing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
And you just see it float up in.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Like that frog. Does anybody happen in medicine? Kind of medicine?
I can cast there boo? I have healing he hands,
you're healing hands? Whichever? Yeah, I have healing word. We

(01:02:09):
all have healing spells. If I use healing word, will
she be more inclined to join the leepro? Probably?

Speaker 9 (01:02:18):
Hard?

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Yeah, So let's say, what do you? What do you
tell this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Are they magic chains?

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
I've just seen to be like just regular chains.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Okay, so none of us have picking skills, so I'm
just gonna smash the fucking chain with my warhammer. Roll yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
What would it be?

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Just a string check with advantage.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
So fun to play.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Oh the eyes, yeah eighteen if it cracks and and
you can you see that there's like that chain has
been on her leg because it is like you see
like what seems to be blisters kind of around her
her ankle where it is like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Yeah, no, I'm taking that ship off. Yeah, so have
a healers kid.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
You see this girl like beginning to cry and it's
and she is it's a.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Thank you, heroes, thank you. I'm not a hero. I'm
just here. I just like to shoot things, thank you,
little girl. Yes, of course I'm a hero. I'm just like,
you know, someone who's just here, someone who's willing to
take the phrase you fucking the kitchen horror, and then

(01:03:53):
someone who's like, I just want to kill things. I'm determinator.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Yeah, so as you as you all actually.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Something in my her yes, fuzzy, Yeah, I was trying
to get it earlier. I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Thank you. That's saying.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
So there's a chest I see that can loop the
chest treasure or is it a mimic? Okay? Can I
investigate this? Troy block at it first? Throw something at
it first?

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
What do I have?

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Thro one of the should have thrown the dice or
it at it? Little the elk on the shelf? Are
we not I just celebrated it. Are we not allowed
to call it elk?

Speaker 20 (01:04:41):
On?

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Have darts?

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Can I just like throw a dart at it?

Speaker 6 (01:04:46):
Do a.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Yeah, you throw a dart at it? Nothing really happens.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Is it locked? Can of investigate this? Gonna end up
like fire room? I'm ready to roll my trident at
it if it comes to life for PMT math But yeah,
my wan, my wan, Yeah that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Yeah yeah, it just seems to be an ordinary chest.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Okay, can I open it? Is it locked? Is there
a padlock on it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
It's locked?

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
I'll smash the pad block off.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Okay, roll uh, roll a strain.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Check. She's like, I love where my bitches were. I
fucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Failed you. You completely destroyed the chest.

Speaker 5 (01:05:41):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
I was giving a little slight of hand and I
would have got it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
An eighteen and as the man the chest is destroyed.
But what you find inside seems to be more chains
and some sort of leathers.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
It's people's skin.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
I look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
I'm a human.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Yeah, it just kind of seems to be like is
it people skin? Really?

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Uh? Nature, don't roll the nature check. I sucked today.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Fifteen Yeah, like yeah, with the fifteen you could tell
like it's not human skin, but it just seemed to
be sort of.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Some kind of skin.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Yeah, some sort of like leathery skin.

Speaker 21 (01:06:40):
Will be able to.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Is it wet or dry? It's leather?

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
So oh okay, okay, can we put it around this
little girl's back to keep her an eye on one?

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Given about a few minutes and a lot like you
will are able to do it and give her like
a little makeshift like kind of chest leather chest plate.
It's like a nice little I recognize this tattoo.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Jimmy had it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
There was a tattoo on it, and and she does
recognize it. Oh no, it did not. It did not
belong to little Jimmy, but it did belong to little Timmy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
We just little Timmy's skin on this little girl. Little Timmy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
I didn't do it, And that's saying it's like it
doesn't even look like it was a tattoo, but it
looks like to be a brand.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Was Little Timmy, your buddy. I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
He's a bad boy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
I'll just make sure that while I'm fucking him my
trying to ride at his throat because it's here, just
do it. But I gotta ride an oa, so I
am not normally this stupid and David's kaign.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Yeah, that's saying you guys choose to go up up
to the next set.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Do they hear all of us like there's so yes,
this is exactly what it was meant to be.

Speaker 18 (01:08:35):
Going to be.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
So wait before we leave, can I take the maps
on five regionals? What are the maps for?

Speaker 21 (01:08:43):
Just it is just what it looks like to be
a map on the plane that you guys that you
all are currently on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
I'm keeping that.

Speaker 20 (01:08:55):
See, we're gonna keep it. You bet the dolls did
I would have flipped it off.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
I have a scroll case or something. I'm sure that
I'll put it in.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
So is how you have meat yourself in two more rooms?
You see two more doors, two more doors. As you
well walk up the stairs and you have about like
there's a lot of people with you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Yeah, you didn't even want to count. Okay, I assume
most of the floors look like this one. Is this
how you imagine this will go? Well?

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
No, because it's like it's like, because especially you're playing
as a bard, I was expecting differends, but I was
expecting more of a sneaky esque kind of action spis.
But it's like, I'm okay with this. I'm okay with
this and against this is.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
I'm gonna eat this whole dam bag of tourtos. If
someone doesn't take it from me, give it the cat
I want here, I'll take across. I'll eat them to
That's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Okay, So which door you all going through? Which you
got left and you got right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Oh I choose left.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
The devil's hand, you find another, You find another child,
dang son.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
And another doll? Yeah, oh on the shelf is evil?
These kids don't believe in Christmas no more.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Well, they've all been naughty.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Also, where the fuck did Santa go? His footsteps came
in here?

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Where the what if?

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Santa? It's actually Crampis and he wants us to end
his out? Fuck them?

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Both.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
It's fine.

Speaker 9 (01:11:03):
You see.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
That's your dream, isn't just be sah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Yeah yeah, I've never experienced it. I want to at
least once in my life. You hear that, listeners volunteer.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
So you are like you seen a disease free or
square you see on the on the table as you
all walk in that there is another living doll watching
this kid as she is slowly working on what seems
to be.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Like an AK forty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
She is working on what like on some sort of
like like contraption. Sha, she is woodworking. Let's go with that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Then, Okay, hit living down with a blood vault twenty
one hit of its body.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Go do it? You walk over to it, do a.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Roll a uh manhandle check.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Rolling athletics check.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Oh shit, guys, please give you a twenty damn I'm thirteen.
Straight up.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
It looks over and it it sees you out of
the corners, and it gets up. It slowly starts kind
of starts to run around the room.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Okay, so I did not successfully rip off its head.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
No, okay, it's solu.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
Yeah, you probably have to shoot over the bullet bolt
now sorry, Okay, angry, I have anger? Oh what you
get I rolled a twenty one. Oh, let's do a
damning tree damage. That's not enough. So I'm gonna go
ahead right out.

Speaker 22 (01:13:02):
I'm gonna shoot bitch. Mhm seventeen hit consistent eleven damage.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
It's trying to make itself out the front, out the
out the door.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Sacred flame?

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
How much damage?

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
I don't fucking know something. I'm sure where the fuck
is secret flame? Yeah? I don't know how to roll
in the app, so well you just roll your Yeah,
I'm just gonna roll my real dice.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Oh, that's fine, that's what we do.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Where the fuck am I there? There? Sorry, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
Moving mm hm six six and uh, what is the hit?
I don't fucking know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
They need to make a dex save. What's their dex save?

Speaker 13 (01:14:11):
That's it?

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
It blows up?

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Failed by bye? I love killing these dolls? Is your fun?
At least it's on a Mefford. Sorry, guys, I it's okay.

Speaker 10 (01:14:32):
You did a great job. That dolls just a bitch,
well not anymore, but it's a dead bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Ate.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
The girl turns around and like the you know what,
it's a little boy this time. The little boy says,
are you all here to save me?

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Yes, we are.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Sorry, she starts ugly crying.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
But you want to get saved, you have to join
the club. Why are you here? Plus, I hear it's
been so long, I'll dare you ask me, I'm still
a kid. If it's how long have you been here?
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
He just he just does. Okay, I think I still right.
I think I stole bread.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Like like, what if these are kids that have been
here for like fifty years and all their families are actually.

Speaker 20 (01:15:35):
Dead now depression, r trauma. They're running therapy after this?
Oh yeah, no, they're gonna be therapy if their families
are dead.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Dang, well, I have a great therapist. Well it's like
for drugs, but a great therapist. I have a little
bit of a drug problem. In high school. It was
just just down top of my grades and it was
just all just adderall yep, are you sure?

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
I definitely didn't run through a window my friend's graduation anything.
You've had a colorful life handing? Yeah, I don't even
know why I'm here. I'm Jewish, I'm from the church,
so I never did anything like that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
So so you see another door.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
At least another Wait, this little kid is chained too, right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
No, he just seems to just kind of be there.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Okay, Well he needs to join the Lake Cub if
he wants to leave, according to.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
And he says, yes, I'll anything to get out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
Can you say? Can you dance?

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
He just.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
A little jack better than Probert, but no, but he
has like the voice of like of an angel as
he sings a Ma Maria.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Oh okay, that's good, you're good, You're in. I'll still
work on the dancing, though, So well you could go
stand with little orphan, Susie. I was gonna say orphan.

(01:17:31):
I can't say orphan.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Any becomes an? What did I named this one?

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
You didn't name that one. I don't think you just
said the skin nutter was from Timmy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
So he goes outside. But the rest of the how.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Can it be Timmy? If Timmy's skin is on the girl,
Timmy could be having opened. I don't think he's played.
I think that would have been mentioned. Is he played?

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
No, he seems to be okay, Well, can we ask
the name? Yeah? Oh ship, we died.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
That's how I ended up right as completely different characters.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
Sorry, it's uh, my name is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Timmy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Sorry, Keith.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
I heard teeth, Keith, did you just say jardon?

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
My name is Jimithy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
How many? My name is Jara Axel. There's Jimothy Timothy.
I love j Axel Timothy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
He talked.

Speaker 13 (01:18:45):
So bupp boo.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Abercad ever alca.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
So that's so you all see another door. You see
another door on ther side of the post, and you
can hear wind coming from the from the outside wind.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Guys, I can't go. It's freaking freezing and my woods
are out, so put them away. I can't sure you
have the boa. I like to take that. I like
to take off my jacket and give it to you.
I'm gonna here you go, Okay, thank you, and then
I put them on. I will see what's out the
blistery open or the blistery windy. It's a balcony. Oh

(01:19:35):
there's people.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
You can find a child.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Okay, you know what, guys? Can I can I just
take a boat and can we just leave these guys?
I don't really care about saving kids anymore. Okay. I
need to get crampis to join the Clee Club, because
if we have crampus in the Clee Club, we have
more star power, and if we have more star power,
the churches are more likely to get us to win. Okay, Okay,

(01:20:02):
these kids, these kids kids, but it's really cool outside.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
They're shivering outside, and as these dolls are just creepily
just kind of staring at them.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
I see a chest though there's two chests. Oh, there's two. Fine,
I guess if we can, can we just kill them?

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
You want to commit murder?

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Okay, So someone else steal damage that to the dolls first,
and then I'll deal some damage. Okay, I could try probably, Yeah,
so you you use a spell on one, cass can
shoot one, and then I'll do some can trips on

(01:20:51):
them after they're injured. Excuse me, because Told the Dead
does more damage if they're missing hippoints. Okay, let me
see you. Yeah, Pepsi out of It can tish way
different than Pepsi out of whispers. Psychic damage that makes

(01:21:16):
your head beat and your nose bead. Okay, can I
cast that question mark? I mean it's on your spell list? Okay?
Is it a cantrum?

Speaker 15 (01:21:29):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Oh it's first level? What do I have to use? Okay,
So they need to make a wisdom save because it says,
the target makes a wisdom saving throw. They need it
needs to make a wisdom safe.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Oh that's a six.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Okay, so right, there's your save. They failed.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Well that's another six.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
They both failed, so unsuccessful the target? Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Well on a fail they take three D six?

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
She looks so sad.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
So you're gonna roll three D six is Oh? One
of them is rather like silica or silicon six plus
two eight?

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
They both take a damage.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Yeah, that's im. Sorry, guys, you're sorry. Are you gonna
shoot them?

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
She failed?

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
Well on one?

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Yeah, okay, what's your other one?

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
I want to use my podor gun? Okay a twenty
five hit? Yeah, I hope, so damn eleven damage? Okay,
so it's one of them dead. Now she just blow
the ship out of what I.

Speaker 7 (01:22:57):
Like the amount killing we're doing to these dolls should
probably be a lerning crampus.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
Probably where the fu is he at? Watch? Are they
both still alive?

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
The still alive?

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Okay, so they need to make a wisdom save again
and hold on, he's just watching one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
That's a thirteen on another?

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Okay, well one of them helps?

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
Which one's gonna fail?

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
The one that's least damaged.

Speaker 13 (01:23:34):
Okay, and it takes sadly only eight more NASA.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Oh and the other living doll merely runs through the door.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Fuck goblins, goblins if you can hear me.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Stop that please? Oh no, okay, clam.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
You know what, Robert just jumps on it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
Yeah, they get him. Yeah, like they notice and they
just and they they curbs stumped the ship.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
We're just like, I was like, please somebody olp. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. Crunch stumping is terrifying, right, they're like going overboard.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
With the two.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
This thing is like it's like plastic face is just
kind of like, here's a squished.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
Plea club is better. Roberts like, my name's not.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Robert, my name's Robert out dam.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
Have you ever seen Starship Troopers? Yes, you know when
the kids are stopping those roaches. Can I go look
at the chests?

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
You you see to go to the chest.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Here's some chest.

Speaker 7 (01:25:20):
I thought, well, if you're gonna look at the chests,
I might as watch these kids to freaking.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Freaking They automatically just joined you because they're been in
the cold.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
For fifteen investigation.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Okay, yeah, these are normal chests.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
They are both unlocked, open them.

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
Yeah, and you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
Some chains since two more flashlights.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
You find a box, just an empty box. That's that
you can have about like two people hide underneath it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Yes, we've got to keep we're taking those bucks. Are
we gonna like solid hide in the fucking chest.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
That's originally the plan, you guys, we were trying to do.
But we're past that now we're recruiting for for clo bar.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
We still need we'll find put into the show. Yes, yes,
I was playing somebody. We can hide the yes, and
they can pop out like doors. Yeah, ship whistles in
the other room.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
That doll ran through.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Just just a room. I have a room. There's a
room with a few.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
It's just an empty room. Kids.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
These kids recruiting off, putting the children for college. I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
Many orphans. They Hey, they could sing.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Are the orphans now like crack a belt and they're
immediately alive?

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
Jazz now and you just see them.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
Okay, great, we still have a lot of work to do.
You guys kind of sung. You can never pay. There's
a third chest. There is a third chest out there,
you Yes, I did. I've seen all these chests. That's
what you kept saying too, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Like, bro, okay. And now you go to the third chest.
It is a mimic and you find a.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Like you don't find a there's an old Winchester rifle
in there.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
You get another gun.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
Yeah, what kind of good I was joking, so offun perfect,
and I'm just like admiring it, and I'm so wet
right now, you're out the cold. Be careful with that
breathe down there.

Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
I like read it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
You see eyicicles. Just damn it, my.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Chaps, my chaps, wait, are you wearing underwear? Yeah? But
my ass is saying out.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
You all continue to go upstairs.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
How many floors? Is this fucking power? Your grandfast is compensating?

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
Grandpa is better beyond this damn floor if we better
figure out how long he is.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
But what if he's not compensating.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
Oh if this less an eight inches, I'm over piste
better more stars whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Whatever? Can we just walk down these dang hallways.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
You go and enter the hallway, you go through the
and these are huge, gigantic double doors.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's where we need
to be.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
Are you ready for a chow crampas you immediately a musical.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
Yes, don't kill us. We're here to.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
Like you bust through the door, you bust through the door.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
Oh there's a pinogram. Hey, this is the dicksbody in here?
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
But what you do see pentagram with blood sacrifices looks
like something the cluster.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
Of and a fucking planetarium thing.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
That it does seem like other worlds that just like that,
like crampis gone to and you do see like multiple
that's like, and you do see.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
What looks to be Crampist. Get your Does that mean
if I full Earth down and smash it, I destroy Earth?
What happens if I stand in the middle of the pentagram?
Don't do that? Where's the dog? Right? You see the
whole reason we're here? Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
Not that's like. But what you do see is a
trail of blood like like just their boxes though, and
you see blood from the boxes. Oh, it leads from
the pentagram to the boxes.

Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
Oh no, let's look at the boxes. Might look at
at least one box. Okay, we've got a lot of people.
Let's sacrifice the children. You're used to wait except for
the one that can sing really well. Actually, everybody line up.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
And do singing one by one. Whoever sings the word
opens open. I'm just like he just opened the box.
The mimic eats the child that he can't say.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Clem just goes, just goes. I know I'm screwed anyway.
So he just walks. Let's say, what wasn't him for
all clam He walks over to the chest and opens it.
And what he fights? He?

Speaker 15 (01:31:28):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
Clem words?

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
You know how to use this? Speak to me? Boos
the focus tell I'm gonna walk over to the limb
and see what he found you. I have a strong constitution.
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
The gods themselves doesn't know how to describe the horror
that was in this box. And it was like the
punishments of everything, of just the sense of everybody was
in this box like you have opened.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
So it's like Pandora's Box of hell. Yes, okay, I'm
just gonna slowly close this and pull Gleim away. We
kill him now or is he like is he gone?
And he's okay for now?

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna work with Limb on the
side and we're gonna we're gonna work on don't stopping
number for trampis.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
His face is just like this the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
He's gonna have permon like this. Card stare what's in
one of the other boxes?

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Fine planetary equipment.

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
God, Okay, we gotta go check out these other side
doors apparently.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
Yeah, you go back. Wait, are there more stairs going up?

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
Yeah? It looks like there's more stairs.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
Head, let's go, let's go up. Yeah, let's go up.
We've got a ship, a ton of people. Let's go
fuck all these other kids that we're probably gonna find.
Unless these kids en up turning on us and have
them to fight, who knows. No, guys, don't worry.

Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
I've brainworks them with the power of club, Glee Club's
cultish ways.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
The power of math and Glee Club compel you. Please
let it be, Please let it be grampish? Is it?
I can't see you? What the fun is that?

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
It original? It was the original creature before I actually
made crampis.

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
Okay, Okay, so you all have So that's Crampus's up. Baby,
he doesn't look like a monster right now, I hope. Okay, guys,
are we gonna start you.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
All like and made it up to the very top.
Here you go, all have made it up, and you
can see that Sannah and Crampis are having tea. They
are they are decking it out. They are fighting hand
to hand, yelling at each other.

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
So Sannah left us all the way down there just
to go up here, like br Sanna. That actually is
kind of pissing me off. You're you telling me I
didn't have to walk up all these stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
I could you telephor with you? Are you fucking serious?

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
He is paying attention to Crampus. He hears nothing of
this is a Crampis give me back the dog.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
If the dogs? What dog? What's your dog's name? Snoopy
ship Well? Is it something like stupid like Noel or something?
Joy jiffy eater, jiffy, I'm just call it jiffy p

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no butter anywhere in your room.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
That's how I'm trying to think of the of the
character from Full Metal Alchemists, but I can't remember because
of the female dog.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
Can we send down Gleam to find the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
Clint goes back to the other room where the blood is.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Poor Gloom, Oh, we're killing He comes back.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Up and he's holding what seems to be a mutation
like what seems to hold like a chimera mixed between
a dog and a little boy.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
I hate this sat is it Timmy? No, Timmy?

Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
And you just hear father, hell me, you just hear me?

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
Like god, clam Is just said the coral like face paralyse.

Speaker 23 (01:36:11):
Has suffered so much in such a short time. He
regrets everything. He just looks over as like, Crimp, it's
just take me out, bear.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
Boy, grandpast then immediately just takes a look over the
clam like the whispers words. Clam falls to the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
Clam No, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
Robert just goes pick was he what was the other
one's name? War Warbon looks over, Oh no, Clam, he
was on late two days from retire.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
You were just the weakest. You were not gonna help
us with regionals. Just want Santa doing. Does he notice
that this is.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
It's just sitting there and he is fuming, you can
see red from his face, and he is amily and
he immediately just starts going after Crampis and they are
they are they are evenly matched.

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
Wait wait, wait, wait, I have it. I might have
a spell. Are we gonna kill the dog?

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
I don't think there's any Father kill me?

Speaker 7 (01:37:47):
Oh wait?

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
Can I charm them both with my charm person spill? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:37:57):
Sorry, an additional creature using a higher level spell slot,
which is what I do. You can target one additional
creature for each spell level above one. Okay, so I
can target them both. I can charm them both, right.

Speaker 5 (01:38:13):
You can?

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
Trop My attacks is fifteen? So what do I have
to roll for this?

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
You would need to roll a what is it? What's
the spell about?

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
To say? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
Can he be the tissues wisdom?

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
They need to make the wisdom sick?

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
M that's what I'm dying. Crampus passes Santa dis knots damn?

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
What does that mean? Past?

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
Like? They into us under your control at the moment?
For okay, can I Crampus feels that the magic like
you all have attempted to use magic against him, and
he begins to grow and transform into what He turns

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from this this beautiful, sexy, hot piece of ass and turns.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
Into this I'm gonna do a campus campus. God, we're
not back on campus yet. Shoot me take me out?
Pass use the shot? Wait, crampis Wait, can I charm
him again? Because I have another one? Hard to use it? God?

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Damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
You can still you can try. You could try to
argue with him and see if you could persuade him
to join the group.

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
I'm gonna do that, Carampus. Calm down there, Bud, here
to fight. We haven't killed anything.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
Roll for a well, first off, hat like, what is you?
What are you trying to tell Crampus that you are
trying to, you know, charm him, persuade him to do
It's like.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
Forget about the beeflip Sannah and join the glee club.

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
Roll for persuasion.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
Oh my god, this is some nerve wracking.

Speaker 10 (01:40:29):
Oh two plus ten twelve, By god, we've got to
get this motherfucker on flee club.

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
Roll.

Speaker 5 (01:40:39):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Could she have advantage? Because I was also trying to
talk to him to calm him down.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
The power of Christmas, of the career Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:40:48):
I just like with my shirt, my titties coming out the.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
Power of your Christmas spirit as.

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
You uh have got little jingle bills touched to my
nips as as.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Like a saying as you are shaking your titties and
like the the like it's starting to jingle. What do
you do do you break?

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
What what song do you are you What song are
you going to?

Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
I'm just loading cast a shotguns. So the clicking of
the fucking what what songs should we jing? Batman smells?
What fun it is to ride? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
Sorry? What's what's the uh? What's the.

Speaker 5 (01:41:39):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
Carol the bells? Basically like as you're all singing, what
ends up happening is the goblins and the kids behind you.
You all start to mimic starts snapping their fingers and
it turns into like that sing from the New Illumination's

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Grinch where they start popping out of everything. Like it
turns to like a Christmas mob. Do you know what
I'm talking about? Yeah, flash mob, a Christmas flash mob.
And like in s and crampis kind of looks to
be in pain and Santa's drunk he.

Speaker 7 (01:42:20):
Can join Santa's joining into having a romantic duet you.

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
As this goes on, Santa starts doing a rendition of
time of our lives as he starts singing to you,
and he is going full at it. It's a live
half the time of my life. And I go, oh, Jeffrey, wait,

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and you have and you have not only been inspired,
you have also filled a roll like you can try
to bring like convince Crampis because you're showing him what
the power of the glee club is.

Speaker 1 (01:43:13):
I'm just gonna move behind Grampus and my trying ready.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
Roll roll again for persuasion. Me okay, an advantage eight we.

Speaker 5 (01:43:31):
Wait, not go with the eight eighteen and inspiration, which
is that gives her advantage. You could just give her
a double.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
Yeah, you get roll one more time, you get double,
like you get double advantage, So roll one more time
fifteen plus twenty five. Crampis and mealy he like you.
You see him to start to shrink. He's ah and

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then like like the Beauty and the Beast moments, like
at the end where he just you see the lights
start doing like the like the light starts coming from
his fingers and he turns human again and he starts singing.

Speaker 1 (01:44:20):
I'm gonna grab him and make out with him. I'm
still just to.

Speaker 9 (01:44:25):
Hear like.

Speaker 2 (01:44:28):
Shoot something.

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
My shotguns slot in.

Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
You attempt to make out.

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
No, it's not attempt I am making out.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
Roll roll. I need you to roll a side hands
slide of hand.

Speaker 13 (01:44:52):
I don't have that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
Maybe it's all down at the bottom. I know, am
a alphabet. I just I'm not proficious.

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
Fuck the gun goes off.

Speaker 1 (01:45:06):
Wait, my good, she has she handed it back to me.

Speaker 2 (01:45:10):
Yeah, I did you end up slippings stabbing Cramp in
the heart.

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
Can I cast another trumpell? He is? No, I'm gonna
heal him.

Speaker 3 (01:45:24):
My bad.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
Even though he's come in in this atrocity.

Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
He is, he's bleeding out.

Speaker 1 (01:45:31):
No, I'm healing. It's fine. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:45:39):
Magic doesn't help crampas he's immune to it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:48):
I have a healers kid. I can stabilize it. Yeah,
let's just ten useless. Yeah, so we're gonna stabilize it because.

Speaker 2 (01:45:59):
I want to know medicine check out advantage with me. Yes,
you were trying to You were trying to pull full
surgery on in the middle of a blizzard outside of building.
You're at the top. You know you're not inside the building.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
You are on the top. Fourteen No, damn. I look
at him. I'm like, why did you do this?

Speaker 2 (01:46:27):
He's bleeding out.

Speaker 1 (01:46:29):
It's just like, I'll try. Do you want to before
you die? Could I use her kid to try? I
don't care? Fourteen plus seven.

Speaker 5 (01:46:48):
My one?

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:46:52):
Like you, you slowly start to see the life go
from his eyes and you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
Just hear him go brother, brother, and he just lays there.
We failed. I checked for a heartbeat?

Speaker 8 (01:47:13):
He did?

Speaker 1 (01:47:14):
Can I loot him? Can I tell Santa to tell
me everything?

Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
Santa tell like, Sam looks at crampis is my evil
hath He is my brother. He took my dog to
get revenge for all the for me being, for me
being the father of Christmas. He wanted what I had?

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
What was he the father of Can I call him daddy?

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
He like Saton looks over and kind of gives you
a wink.

Speaker 1 (01:47:45):
No, oh, he's like, what did you see with the jingle? Fails?
I put my shirt back on because it's sucking cold. Santa,
Can I ask you a question? What will we performed?

Speaker 5 (01:47:57):
Rachel?

Speaker 1 (01:47:59):
Can you help me make when you're jealous?

Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
You can't do?

Speaker 1 (01:48:05):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
Is So Santa goes over and picks up his deformed
DECI Mara takes that. S I don't know how to
fix this baby, but we'll figure it out. And he
and you all, with the all, with all all of

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the people, with all these kids and goblins, we're.

Speaker 1 (01:48:35):
All gonna fit. We're gonna make it. We're gonna make it.
To origionals.

Speaker 2 (01:48:38):
You make it to regionals with Santa's help. You all
go to regionals. You perform and it is a showstopper
with full kiss effects. We're talking like like full nineteen
eighties kiss Pio techniques and everything. You guys win, and

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you got Santa doing second, like doing a duet with you,
and it sounds perfect. It makes what's his face jealous?
Jealous and he regrets whatever he did to you or
whatever breakup bullshit that happened, and the story being, no,
they were together.

Speaker 1 (01:49:19):
He's like in his forties. They kiss occasionally and were like.

Speaker 2 (01:49:26):
So as it goes on, that's awful. So after the
you all win regionals and stuff you all, he draws
leaves you all like at the edge of the city
where the guilt is.

Speaker 20 (01:49:39):
Couldn't take's taking his home or yes, I'll go home
with you, Sana.

Speaker 1 (01:49:48):
Yeah, we just come home with you left up.

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
So here here you are with a bunch of orphan
kids and goblins. As you enter the kild.

Speaker 1 (01:49:58):
Hall, good thing you he loves orphans.

Speaker 2 (01:50:02):
As you enter, everything is christmified. As you walk in
through the doors, it looks like like legits Christmas threw
up in here do we all need everybody? Everybody wakes
up like that's saying, you all start freaking out because

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you're not truly knowing what's going on. Everybody starts running
out and seeing all these like all these gifts and
everything else that happens.

Speaker 1 (01:50:35):
Wow, guests.

Speaker 18 (01:50:38):
Want to join gaz So this is all brought to
you back. So as you all tell that endorsement, as
you all tell them, you're all story about what happened
up and like the guild master walks in and he
is surprised. He is like, let's say, you kind of
see a tear loan in his eye.

Speaker 1 (01:50:59):
But over in.

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
Over, like at the fireplaces, everybody's celebrating having found opening gifts.
There is a little fox with it like with his
name on it, with his actual name.

Speaker 1 (01:51:14):
Oh, I found a box with your government.

Speaker 2 (01:51:17):
Nobody knows what his true name is.

Speaker 1 (01:51:20):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:51:20):
He opens it up and in this saying, there's a
little note that says glad, I'm like we were able
to find you. Merry Christmas. And it's a picture of
his family that he hasn't seen since he's been transported
to this world and he and he kind of looks

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up and like he kind of looks over to everybody
having a blast nace. He just kind of more tears
or shed and he kind of sits down and just
enjoys as everybody celebrates.

Speaker 1 (01:51:52):
It's a Christmas miracle.

Speaker 19 (01:51:55):
And that is.

Speaker 2 (01:51:57):
And that is the end of the Christmas one shot,
the very first Christmas one shot.

Speaker 1 (01:52:04):
Well, I'm a little sad I accidentally killed Grampus. I
wanted oh, but you know we won regionals.

Speaker 2 (01:52:14):
That's you.

Speaker 1 (01:52:17):
And I made your tell us.

Speaker 2 (01:52:20):
And with everything else, we shall hope everybody has a
merry Christmas and a happy New Year. If we are
still record, if we get a chance to record before
New Year's babe, we don't have a wonderful Christmas from
us to you and a happy New Year, New Year,