The Crossroad to Witchlight | Ep. 4 | An Insufferable Death - Crossroad Guild Adventures

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ah, I that was a great intro.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Well, I mean it's the best intro that's ever been made.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
They know what they're listening to. They don't need like.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, they needed welcome back, No, welcome to the Cross
Killed Adventures. Everybody, the Cross Killed, the Cross, the Cross
Guild Adventures, Across Killed of Cross Kilross.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Session apparently the Cross.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
The Cross Road Guild Adventure, the Cross Road Guild Adventures.
I'm still waking the poison. Uh So what happened last time?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Jeff? Lots of stuff, but most we some of you
still my ghost baby. You're skipping a whole bunch. That's
the important thing, is what happened to me? We lost
the snow rays.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah, and then we as a The first thing we
ever did together.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
In the group is we murdered this porchlaw to our
dms utter.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Horror because I feel like I was the last holdout,
so I was like his breaking point.

Speaker 6 (01:14):
I was like No.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Then March and I became good friends. You guys dealt
with a ghost baby. We were told to find drugs.
We went to go find drugs and nobody had give
us drugs.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, you went to find drugs.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
What was it from trying to find the most high
strung person who apparently at this place is the most
level boring monotone.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
On perception, and you get.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Well you whereas we're talking to a mime who lost
his voice.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
So we were like, you're not giving this drugs this,
we're leaving. We met back up with you, guys. I
became a balloon for fucking off from the mime.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
You broke into the Lost and Found by a child.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Successfully broke it to the Lost and Found and broke
into chest and got a spell.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Scroll how And I got in a fight because I
wanted to throw gold at people, and he was like,
no copperence and I'm like no gold.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
He's like no conference.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
I'm like no, just let me smit my fucking gold.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I want to throw gold at children.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
And then I done a a disguise that terrible roll,
terribly terrible disguise. It was a shitty cause of play
of mato man as the Lord of Savage, because I
intend to convince you.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
That I am your god in carnal for a canonical
god that I said in the second session.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
If I roll good enough, oh you will fall for it.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Though well you'll have to roll with disadvantage because your
constant so bad.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, but my my deception is like a plus five.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, my perceptions we are.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Needing two down in the happiness meter, Sam, So if.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
You would wait, sure were positive people?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, yeah, then we'll do We'll do plus one. Then.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Remember I kept throwing gold at every kid we saw.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
So we kept you like no.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
I remember, now you guys were at even and then I.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Still think we should be max happiness of the display
of one to on sexual desire that children you know, performed,
but with taking no music and a rat with blowsticks?
I mean, what could be better?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah? So where we left off, Heath is now in
the process of.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Taking the disguise of the Lord of Sam.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
He is stuck in the middle of the lost and
found he Why am I stuck? Heath? I'm need you
to roll a perception check.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
Well, didn't Harry roll in and he didn't notice?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah I didn't notice. Ye oh no, yeah yeah I did.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah. Okay, so we're not.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Gonna let you let him as a reception check.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
That's actually that one.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Even better?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
So, so he Heath is currently stuck in the Lost?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Am I stuck?

Speaker 4 (04:31):
I blew open the door there's no door. That's not
gonna keep me there. The displacer beast has been distracted
by the little pipe, gets a berry scream.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I threw a little pipe straight.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
And whiskers. I am in.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
I am in the loss of founder.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
I'm not stuck there unless you've come up with some
reason that I'm stuck there.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
You wasn't paying attention to the door as this was happening, Heath.
As you turn around, you see that the place is
now engulfed in flames because you used hell fire.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
I did.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
I did use and you caught the place on fire.
So right now I'm a dwarf from.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I resistant to fire at all. Let me see a thing,
because I'm not gonna lie to you. I think you
might have been resistant to fire.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
You're stuck in a burning building at the moment, a.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
Firefighter that wants to trap people. I feel like I
saw this episode.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
You're a serial killer, aren't you? Now you have an
advantage against poisonous.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
Yeah, so I feel like I saw this on Chicago.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Okay, I am in the burning building, and now.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
What Okay, so you see that it is?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
You see it?

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Turn around?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Oh, I shouldn't have used out fire.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Some smell that smells like brimstone. You can turn around
and you see that the entrance is now Yeah, saying
like you you've consumed so much hot dogs that you
smell like a hot dog on his.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
Hot wedding hot dog juice.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, from all the hot dogs that you had. Luckily
conveniently like you can still see out a little window
across the way as a Jeff's hot Dogs stand.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
So the hot dogs you've been consuming, are they like
good hot dogs like Hebrew National, because they're that would
be goosmal. But if it's like you've been consuming a
lot of bars hot dogs, then it's gonna be horrible.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Only the best hot dogs Nathan's beef hot dogs all beef.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Also, it's terrible because that would be good burning beef.
Smell burn it.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
It's it's all beef chedder hot dogs to boot, I
smelled best.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
So how are you going to escape this?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Escape?

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Well, because as right now you don't see a way out.
Your way is creating golfed in flame you are. You
are stuck in a like in a like a fully kulfed.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
I want to jump into the chest that was seemingly
impervious to my like try to open it and close
it and use.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
That to Okay, roll a, yeah, let's see here, what
would that roll A.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
You were right death, it was a murder right off
the bat.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Roll a performance check.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I'll help you make a new character.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
He I'm not dying.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Roll roll a performance check to see if you're able
to fit in the.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
In the box.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Seventeen plus five fits snuggling uncomfortably.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
You are currently nice and I like this surprisingly like
you get in there and it's surprisingly open for what
you would expect this time legs out. You're just you're
just saying, okay onto you all.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well, well, he just I'm not worrying at all. I'm comfy.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
I feels like he's going around there.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Candy. Yeah that was candy.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
You guys said it was pizza flavor. But also you
at the same time, right before that, you do notice
that when the kids that ran away is close to
the center said and you did give him some stands,
and I gave him I feel like since.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
Since I fed him kN candy, that that should go.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
That's why you guys above the one that Yeah, so
let's d n be a harsh mistress. So as but
you can slowly hear the vendor as you're only, oh, hey, gosh,
I want you all to come back and enjoy some

(09:20):
some food for later, as you notice that it's Skip
from Books a million if if you haven't noticed, no
skipp you but.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
No Skip, I want to toss bread Skip to the vendor.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah he is, he is.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
You know who he's talking about? I do, I think,
I mean moving forward. I can't stand Skip Skipps came
to my rescue and jumped my car when my car
was bad because.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
I think Justin had my ex boyfriend just like couldn't
stand enough.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
No one can.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
I just like, I just want to buy my books
and leave. Well, I don't want to hear about the
magazines and autistic people.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
And not like so you have so.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
So you're so you're talking to to the to the
little boy, his name is Biero.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
Now was he crying?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, her, he was crying because of just well, he
wasn't crying. He just decided to run off for some
reason and decided to just run over to the cotton
candy stall. So I need and he's and you guys
have been like while you're over there, you guys were
searching for a little bit like while this is going on,
so about like ten minutes have passed since you guys

(10:46):
have left Heath to uh well, Antonius to his own devices.
I need you both to roll for a roll a
perception check.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
But I get an advantage because I'm in the air.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yes, you do get advantage.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
I say that really sadly because I don't want an advantage.
I don't want I want to get in that one.
I don't want to know.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
You're abbit you get it, you damn it, I do.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I don't want to see burning today.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
Seventeen?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Hey, Sam, come look at this?

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Is it both not ones?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Seventeen?

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Okay, well I wrote a fifteen plus two.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
So it's like twenty four to twenty five.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Hold on, now, you both make it?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
What do we want to perceive?

Speaker 3 (11:49):
So you, like you're saying, all start to see something
like some column a column of smoke coming from the
air from the Lost and Found, the area you all
just left.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
And h.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
And also with it, like like in seeing that the
boy is with you, what are you all going to do?
You all see a calumn fire towards the Lost and Found.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I'm up, I'm up top wash. That is definitely the
Lost and found it's probably bad. I don't think we
should go like he's got this right.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yeah that I mean, it really looks like it's on fire,
and I don't really see much of anything we can
do here. I see a little like we were running
through here, but we don't have any buckets.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
So and I'm sure he's not dumb enough to go
into a burning building.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
And like, well, like while you're all having this conversation,
you're starting to see a crowd of people slowly start
making their way towards the columns of smoke, and you
start seeing witch hands, like a few witch hands with
buckets of water heading towards the area.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
They got this.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
This Heath has created a character everybody hates, so E
emits to help.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
It was really hard.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
I will get me out of debt.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
I mean, I will say lash March.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
We should probably go find the owners of witch like
they're they're the ones who apparently have drugs and we
have to get drugs from a bear. Why would I
went drugs because we were told we had to get
cocaine for the bear to the centaur chick.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Now now what was yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:53):
What what she said was like he was saying like
if you normally like you, if you will find drugs,
you may you may be able to find him nearby.
But that's saying but it is very important that you
at least find Bill Bauer.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
So we had to find drugs because yeah, a little dude, h.

Speaker 7 (14:19):
Well, I kind of saw a bear towards the towards
the big the big top. But is there any way
you guys could take me at back at least two
two diligram like in my friend that's a like I've
that sound. I'm pretty sure if you guys did, you
would get something out of the Diligren usually likes to protect.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
Us and the lost children.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Diligren was the displacer beast back at the Lost and Found?

Speaker 6 (14:49):
Is he still at the lost in Found?

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Well, he's currently at the Lost of Found. Still that's
saying you you guys can see him, You got you
guys like can still kind of see him that we're
reading or just right across the Yeah, so you you
could still kind of see him being entertained, like in
just in trying to wonder what's going on with this
little goblin doing a silly little dance and a rat

(15:14):
doing the can can for some reason. But and then
like he kind of but then he does know, and
then you do see. Everybody is starting to gather around
the lost and found.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Well out of curiosity if the is anyone doing I
know him in the box, but.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Is no one doing anything about this burning building? Or
just watching it burn?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
He said? Some witch hands?

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Are you see witch hands slowly coming towards the building
with buckets.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
I'm taking a nap right now. It's warm and it's toasty,
and it's it's big. It'sting. No because I closed its No,
there's no h.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Grove for how much air he has in the chest
in a minute, in a minute, I've thought about that.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
I really hope he dies from stupidity. It would you
dye would move the party, little dude.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
If you need to go to the the splacer beast here,
Why did you run away from him?

Speaker 3 (16:33):
I saw something shiny.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh you're one of those.

Speaker 6 (16:38):
Okay, but we'll take you back over here, beat across
the path.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah, so you you all take him back to and
you see like as you see this, you legit just
see a huge like pillar flames as you guys get closer.
That's saying people are like standing ooh and ah and
like seeing thinking that this is some this is just

(17:05):
part of the carnival, thinking that you know, this is
just like you know, a giant bonfire for for everybody's
entertainment together around like on a chilly night.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
So you know what you do?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Got rations? Oh you want to cook? Put it on
a stick and get some rat meat.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
Oh yeah, some roasted rat.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
And you guys have a lot of rat meat from
from a giant rat. Also, don't forget you all.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Do havent snal meat? I want to cook some rat
and snaw meat.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
So got so rat Yeah, So as you all get there,
you first, you guys do decide to take like you
you do all get plussed by and Delogram starts uh
like sees U sees the kid and walks up to inspect.

(17:53):
He sniffs the kid and tries to see if the
kid's okay. So he uh like as he sniffs to
say say everything it smells like the kid has been
fed fed little pizza and stuff like that, and says
thank you everyone, thank you for bringing little Vira back
to me. And he gives he gives you all a

(18:17):
little toy like a little like just like it looks
like to be a little prize that you would win
at one of the at one of the games. Ah,
and they is a little spider. It looks like a
little spider that gives you the and this little spider

(18:37):
gives you the ability to walk climb for a minute,
m and the happiness meter will go up.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
One well, the having this meter go up all the way.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
If he dies, hey, the carnival cheers and don't you
still love me?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Vosh shoved the cupcake down my third Oh that's right.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Yeah, is this item that was just given to us
in or.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
I will it like it's an actual thing. I will
have to get you uh like the name for it
if it just took uh put in little spider with climbability, little.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Spider spider schweederianhu Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Podcast and look and looks to climb up a wall
for like one minute.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
It basically gives you a wall climbing abilities. You become
a spider man without the ability to shoot web.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
I think I think for copyright purposes, he's a racking
a person.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
He's now he now he's a great spooned on mind
that's also copy spoder man. Yeah, is he he is
a rack and a fella. He's a Rackefeller.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I don't think the dude ragna dude does whatever does
so he spider.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
I think you know what the funny thing is. I think, yes,
Spider Pig actually is copyright due to Simpsons. The Spider
Ham is. But I think Spider Pig was copyright due
to the Simpsons.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
There's as a Spider Pig in Marble.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
There's no, no, no Spider Ham.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
And there's Spider Pig, Spider Ham No and Spider Peter Porker.
There is Spider Pig who's not Peter Porker, going hell.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
He's in the Spider verse, not in the movie. But
Spider Ham it's a different one. I'm trying to tell
you there's another one called Spider Pig.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Okay, well, well he flips that up. You all decide
to start cooking. But you all start cooking, making like
and start doing this stuff. I need you all to
roll a roll a survival check see if the food cooks.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Well, m I have a plus four to Survivals.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Nineteen yes, twenty three, everybody, And that's saying it's so you.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
It's Spider Man. There is no Spider Pig. Obviously there
is I'll find later.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Okay, So you see that's saying so you have started
doing bunches and bunches of little like little pieces of
meat like you said you wanted to make kebobs and stuff.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
How they're just leisurely eating the meal while I'm we
don't know you're in there. Yeah, that's but that's even worse.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
That's worse.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
That's even worse. You don't know I'm in there. You're
not even concerned it's some one might be in there.
You're both in different assholes. What if there's a child
in there?

Speaker 1 (22:07):
In there?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
You're a hypocritic voice because the splaster Beast just told
us we saved the save the children, Like, we're good, Hey,
what are you okay?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
So we're taking a nap.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
You're taking a nap either from choice or lack of option.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Hate.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
I need you to roll one D four for smoke damage.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Smoke damage, I closed the box.

Speaker 6 (22:38):
No one ever said it was their time.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
They're gonna take three damage.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
I wouldn't argue with the firemen.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Yeah, smoke can get into the DM is a firefighter,
for beat's sakes, And you're gonna argue with them.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
That you shut to live?

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yes, that's saying so you can see. That's saying so
you can see smoke is getting Okay, So what are
you wanting to do are you Are you still going
to just sit there? Or are you going to try
to yell for help?

Speaker 4 (23:10):
I guess I will yell at the top of my lungs.
I will burst out of the chest and yell and
the name of the Lord of Savage. I beseech you.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
A roll perception checks if I can hear. I need you.
I need a bad role. Both of you.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Roll perception.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
You need a bad role too, Sam, what do you get?

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Ten?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Okay, hopefully that's the HI enough for that I can
make you reroll. I'm gonna reroll.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
I'm gonna use a luck point on myself because I
don't want the eighteen Okay, I must get a going.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Because I don't want the nineteen twenty three. We need
a different dice like I did with this. Now you
go in the wrong direction.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
You hear something. You you guys are close enough to
this where you can hear the sound of something screaming.
You don't know what it is, but you do hear
something screaming in the fire.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Here the fire man that's so loud watched, it sounds
like screaming. It must be like the woods and.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
You have the moistures like evaporates the wood making noise.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
I need you to roll a religious check.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
A religious check. You're gonna be God.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Twelve check to see if you have any any do
you have any bonuses?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Or I have a minus one on the legend.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
You you can hear you start to hear a voice,
not really strong, but a whisper, and you I don't
want to.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Die you hear you are too young and sexy.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
You hear this voice whisper and it's quite feminine. Do
like and like and you can barely hear hear it
make out, but it sounds like do you just if.

Speaker 8 (25:31):
You decide to bring chaos in my name, I shall
spare you.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
I've already bringing Chaos's your warlock, pat Your warlock pat.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
I don't have to have a that your patron works
for your brother, your God.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
That's saying I told him to God, I would just.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
I actually did bring that up to like for Hath earlier,
that like he needs to decide off a cop but
it's been busy today.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Well, it doesn't just have patrons like demons.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Who was a genie? She's a sex genie. It works
in my brothel. I let her keep all the tips up.
You know these kebab says it almost have like a
smoke hot So.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
You do hear like so you hear a voice going.

Speaker 8 (26:30):
If you decide to take upon my name, I shall
save you.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
I will take your name upon me and spread chaos
through the world. Just save me.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
And you feel something slowly happened to the box.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
It's that's fire.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
That was good.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
You feel magic slowly encumbered you.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, am I dying? This is this is a near
death experience or what?

Speaker 3 (27:15):
And then out of nowhere and this same from what
you all can see on the outside, it's still burning
to a crisp. But then suddenly you see a vision
of a beautiful redheaded woman. Her her hair is slowly
like it just it looks like her hair, and she

(27:38):
is very scandalous. She we are she.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Cups.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
We're looking at about as my kind of god.

Speaker 9 (27:48):
I'll die.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
She she looks like she could seat up.

Speaker 6 (27:57):
She looks like.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
She's uh the uh, what's the girl? What's the girl's name?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
From Spiro two, The Little Fawn Tina, Is it Tina?
Jesus Christ Christ? Now my sugar? Is is it high?
But I ate ice cream? I should have expected it.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Elaura, it looks like Elaura from Spiro too. Do you
remember what?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Yeah, that is what you slowly see and this vicious
comes up to you whispers like whispers, and magic falls
upon you, and you feel and like and you're able
to be in and your and then you immediately feel

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nothing that you don't feel the heat dead, You don't
feel any of it like you could easily. And hell,
that's very You see the robot devil over.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
This is a really good I'm feeding the whiskers and
he enjoys it.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
The two kids there, and I'll over to.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
You start feeding you start feeding everybody.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
So I'm having experience right now. Move move up the.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Point for the kindness that you're feeding.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Everybody as I'm burning to death.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
No, you're not burning because you feel that it's it's
like that's like you could. Actually you've decided to get
out of the box, and you see that you can.
You're walking among the flames, but nothing is happening. You're
not taking any damage.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
You just like any I am one with the flames.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
No, no, he still has the damage.

Speaker 6 (29:55):
Does he have like a singed beard? And so like
stopped at that point.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
We still he's still don't.

Speaker 6 (30:00):
Have a beard like a dwarf in Deadpool.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
I am in a macho man costume. Man had a beard,
though you didn't have a beard.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
Ain't that much of a man?

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yeah, does he have a beard?

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Yeah? But hold on, you forgot your man had a
beard because I'm looking at a picture of Tony Clifton
right now.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
But you are a bishop in the church's savage.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
We have to after this, we gotta go. We gotta
buy twelve slim gems. I'm tying them together, and we
have to be flogged with slim gems for your fucking blasphemy.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
So you do see that you are nothing. So you see,
you can feel it that you are in like out
of know where you're the patron disappeared like like the
this like this vicious of of the fun moves her
hand towards the door, and you see the door becomes open,

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it becomes clear.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
And you have a way out. Okay, so walk out.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
You walk out and in this vicious like and you
see you have appeared through the flames, arms wide open.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Remember you you have now come out looking as a god,
and there's me and they don't know about you disguising yourself.
He roll a deception?

Speaker 6 (31:37):
Check what wasn't I determined it's a crappy disguise.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
It's a crappy disguise. But you all So that's saying
this is you. He has to pull both of you
with Yes, with advantage.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
I would say probably if disguises that man.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
But it's saying he's but this is gonna be a
regular because he is doing an extra feat where he
is appearing unscathed from the flames.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
He's gonna use all the coins a perception.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
You guys are doing the perception while he eath is
doing that's plus four twenty four.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Actually, yeah, I'm gonna spin a coin here you go?

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Is I need to be the twenty fourth NA twenty fourth?

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:41):
That was that's a nineteen twenty one rolling for ship here.

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God damn.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
And with your funnier is whatever you roll and you
said you'll have to roll again because you have a disadvantage.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Fuck it five plus five God that ship roll, give
me a different D twenty.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Fuck that thing what's your what's your modifier for your.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Okay, well, I guess I did another one, right. This
is because I accepted that one. I mean a disadvantage
as you get lower. Yeah, and why not twelve?

Speaker 6 (33:41):
I think that was the highest one you rolled?

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Right? Yeah, So Heath comes out like saying Tonius comes
out doing full matro regalia.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Why is Andy coming out of a burning building?

Speaker 6 (33:57):
But not only he.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
But it's like, even though you do pass deep in
your mind, you do have doubts because at the same
time you.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Do one roll on that one. I there's no way
I have doubt that he's there. You do have a s.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Because you have yet to meet your God.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Well, then this is if I have a shred of doubt,
this is the easiest way for me to get rid
of it. He's walking out on out of the building, right, Okay,
So I knowing that my God gives me my abilities,
I'm gonna walk up.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
To him and I'm gonna put my hand on his
shoulder and I'm gonna cast.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Inflict wounds. I need a constitution saving throw from you.
It's gonna be a twenty plus your con saved mind.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Which I I got plus one Constitution seven. So you
feil and you're going to take.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
You all?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Are mean.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Sad question?

Speaker 8 (35:17):
I have like, was this.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
His patron like made him invisible for how in invincible for?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
How long? Was it just through the flames right now?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
It is still too early to tell. He like, right
now he is unscathed through the flames for now, but
he's affected by the spell. He is affected by the spell.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Inflict wounds goes deep into your body and splits up
in your body pieces.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Uh, you're gonna pay twelve points in a chronic damage.
I only have five hit points.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Now you're you're you're still fine. You're at a one.
You're bloody, but you're good.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
How is he had a one as a thinking more
than his hit points? The whole point is I'm gonna
heal him to bring him back.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
This is I mean here, I'm dead then.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
But you're unconscious rolling death staves. As soon as I
you fall, I'm like, definitely not my god, And I'll.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Cast cure wounds on you. Which, what do I need
real dead staves?

Speaker 3 (36:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
No, I would immediately cast cure wounds. So that's two
d A plus four, Oh cool, two eights and that's
sixteen twenty.

Speaker 10 (36:29):
You get twenty hit points, so you're back of full
health and I'd be like, definitely, no doubts.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
My God just doesn't fucking die. And I'm gonna rip
your beard off. I cast a charm person, so you
so save now.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
So once the beard is tolled, who now, do you
go back to being Tony or do you go back
to being Ronald Andy?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I wanna go back to being Ronald Trump?

Speaker 5 (37:01):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Still, what is it thirteen?

Speaker 4 (37:04):
I can't say right, Yeah, I'm catching charm person on him.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Oh man, I.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Only have a plus six to wisdom saves seventeen eighteen, nineteen.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Twenty one for you. I'm a cleric, I'm a wisdom
based character.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
So you you pull the beard off, and instead of
seeing Andy, you see the vishes of Ronald back to me.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
I'm back, baby, better than every daddy's home with a
whisper in your ears. Dream though, daddy, because you lost
your fucking baby.

Speaker 11 (37:45):
He takes horrible take two damage from psychic damage, from
psychic damage.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Jesus Christ, you okay, in my character's eyes, you just
tried to pretend to be my God.

Speaker 12 (38:02):
Yes I did, And just imagine all this I was
a balloon the entire time, so I just sort of
march just brought me down so I could do it
and let me back up here. That's how I ripped
her beard.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
She So.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Now that we have we are back to it the
and as you all turn around, you see that the
fires have kind of died down and everything is kind
of go back to normal. Everybody is a little disappointed
due to the uh dude, like thinking like, oh no,
this was a natural vent. But everybody is thanks to

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you all giving food and helping them get through this.
Like everybody is a little happy. The displacer dileogram comes
up to you and said that, like you said that,
like that was very kind of you all. That's saying
like it's saying, mister which and mister light would like
to uh would probably like that. The next the closest

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place I think that they may be at, you know,
in an hour or so, would be at the Big Top.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Well, didn't they say the bear was gonna be at
the Big Time And where the bear is there's drugs?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Sure, so y'all decide, So so what are y'all gonna
do now?

Speaker 1 (39:39):
So we wanna go to the Big Top or is
there a uh would we be able to tell if
there's a guillotine anywhere here?

Speaker 3 (39:51):
You do not see the closest things that you see
within vicious are you see the calliope? You the big top,
and you see the carousel.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
I was gonna kill Donald with the guillotine.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
But as you like, roll a roll perception chack you
you can.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Picture poise and my friend you pretend to be my
god and my gods.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
I rise to the top. Motherfucker. Literally, I'm floating calliope eighteen.
Even the guillotine aren't chair. I hope I'm getting killed.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Calliope is the kind of like the thing like the you.
It's like a giant musical instrument, you know where you
hear the the giant like the giant kind of organ
asque thing what you like? Yeah, and you you do

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hear music like thing from the cliope. It is loud
enough to where you can, for some magical reason, you
can hear it throughout the carnival.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
I got nineteen, by the way.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Okay, you look around and you do see.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
If I use my epic token, can I build a
guilty to just kill him with him?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
With my epic token and I'll just help he reroll
a character.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
You if you let me kill if Donald Rump or whatever,
you not only will help my character, you'll help actual Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Like real world jeff will feel better from doing this
cause we get to kill Donald Rumping.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
If you use your epic coin, you will have the
ability to do whatever you want. But Heat will still
But Heat's character will still have to roll to see
if he's able to escape it and stuff his ass
by that's saying you can just.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Accept that Donald Trump.

Speaker 6 (42:10):
I will say he has been rolling craft this whole time?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah, how bad do you want to kill him? I
guess might be fun fucking weezel no way out of
it or not. I want to look at Vash. Does
this mean you're still in debt?

Speaker 3 (42:33):
To be fair, the debt was cleared already.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
When was the debt cleared?

Speaker 3 (42:39):
If you recall that it was during If I recall rights.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
During the the agreement was that if Vosh helped him
keep me in love or elped him, yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
I would tell his debt, but he didn't. He shoved
a cupcake, So he is still in debt to me,
the student know they gave you. I'm gonna pay them
back themselves.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
Very much like the real takes away my student loan forgiveness.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
March, drag me down for a second, and then we
get up in your ear.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
I want to kill him.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
I want to kill him for good, permission before I
kill him for good.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
So we planned to kill him, okay, because it'll he
just gets more annoying.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
So we're on our way to the daytop.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Right.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Well, I have a couple of different things we could do.
I could just ask the displayser beast to do it.
We made friends with the displayser bees or man, I
can talk to him.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
I could.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
I am floating if you put some like an anvil
in my bag, I could drop an anvil on top
of him.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
Or hear me out there's a third option. Might not
like it, do I hear them roll a.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
A inside check.

Speaker 6 (44:12):
So I could tie your rope around his neck and
you just float off with him eight It would be
a murder suicide.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
Well, they stayed, they saying something.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
You hear them, but you're not. You're you're getting like
every other word speak English.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
I have an idea when you use my epic coin
and I'm want to reach inside and I'm want to
talk to my God and say, this man pretended to
be you.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
And one of your golden rules is we always be
a man.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
We always rise to the top, and we never let
anyone else in front of us.

Speaker 13 (44:53):
So we also do not like the hawk cog and
the hawkster. And he is doing behavior of that of
the hahull coching. Please strike this man down for good.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
I'm giving my epic cocain and I'm calling down the.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
So how how how okay, Jeff?

Speaker 4 (45:20):
It is.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
It is your go here?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
How how it now?

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Describe what is going to happen?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
I think a fog would roll in through the entire thing,
just just ankle level fog.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
And you just smell a really strong scent of meat
stick and coffee creamer, and.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Around Donald Trump's body, I think tall skinny stre of
beef stick shoots out of the ground. It starts to
wrap around him, choking him.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
And as his mouth is open, coffee creamer starts to
form from your saliva and starts going down.

Speaker 14 (46:19):
And then.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
A giant bell that is part of a ring gets
handed to me and the weight of the balloon.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
I come down and I'm well you.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
On top with the ring bell across your head in
epic force like he did every time he took somebody on.
And then Ricky the Steamboat cheated and took away his
wind at WrestleMania two, which is in my Golden Book
of Religion.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
So I'm coming down with my holy relic, which is
a ring bell character.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
As as this goes on, he you are giving one
last chance to get out of this.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
What do I roll for you? Right? You have? I
have one coin?

Speaker 3 (47:27):
You have that saying you have. The only way you
can do this is you have to like you have
to make a deal with your own patron roll a
religious check.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Oh god, I forgot this.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Fourteen minus one thirteen reroll.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Actually for that one, I'm going to spend a doom
point here.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
He's just making up rules, has a dum point.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
So what we're gonna I'm gonna do. We're going to
have a little fun here. Every time from every time
you all give me one of your re rolls, I'm
allowed to use it on you all. We're gonna do this.
I'm giving you one extra chance to roll to see
if you're God will save you help me out?

Speaker 6 (48:24):
Your piece of ship would be a one.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
To four.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
We are going so, yeah, so as this happens, you
are as is described, you guys are gonna go down.
A uh, you guys are gonna go down.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
At least.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
He's tortured people here. He killed a lady in her tent,
and it's gonna go down.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
I feel like they don't know about that, right.

Speaker 6 (49:00):
He caught a building on fire, But.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
You also murdered a bunch of like you murdered somebody
in front of a bunch of people.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
Anybody's going shop.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
They didn't, They didn't, the slaughter savage did.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
So the aw this gun come down and smike, Oh,
I thought you okay, you made a silent prayer and
then oh, let's just started that. Okay, no, never mind
every track then I thought I thought it was that
was straight up Jeff, like the power of like you know,
it took.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Over all the things come in and then a magical
bell just happens to appear in my hands and I'm floating,
so logically I would go.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Down so they would know it's not my fault. Anyways,
you just magically got fucked by my God.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
And everybody is watching this and they just and they
just think it's part of the show.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
I'm gonna raise my voice and say the whole power
of savage and lightning, just.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Red and yellow lightning.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Since everyone just since you were holding the bell, I
could see a way to not have it go down
because what we'll do will tie your rope around him
and weakends that burning him.

Speaker 6 (50:09):
His dead body. Is that what everyone takes You live
until we get the body.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
I think that once he died, he gets pulled. Savage
pulls him into the ground so nobody can resurrect that.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
He gets pulled, He gets pulled into a uh. He
gets pulled into uh, the equivalent of whatever hell are is.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
So but like my character is just Ato the cyclone
that was the thing.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
So you get pulled in too, macho man's hell. So
you're stuck in a locker room with Jake the snake
being bit by a snake for a turney that's just
pissed off because Jake keeps hitting it and putting it
on you.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
So what so as like where we are at where
we are going to, we are going to take a
commercial break and come back with a resurrection of a
new character. So you're you're any something like just just

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let me you'll see. So so as of right now,
we are taking a break and we're gonna make Heath
a new character. Sorry for the interruptions, but when we

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are taking a short commercial break, please enjoy the cooming messages.
We will return soon. If you've got to turn the

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mic back on, I didn't turn it off.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Well yeah, so so it's just dead air for Yeah,
just dead air for twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
So you'll just have to cut this episode up though.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Yeah, so long story, long story shorts.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
We have.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Heat's character is now back into.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
It with my brother. Yeah, I mean I lost brother Gold.
We've lost Gold. Yeah, one of you guys suck. I
don't know who it is, but it has to be
one of you too.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
I didn't mute it so like, but he like I
told him to restart it, but he didn't turn the
mic back. I told you, I told you.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Why would you mute the misers? Yeah typical man.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Yeah, but anyway, we did not tell me you muted
the mic. But so, long story short, we're at the
Dragonfly Ride. Everybody has a hand on you.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
You have to edit this though.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Yeah, you can't sleep in twenty five minutes in dead
space added like thunderclaps and stuff. Just to the dead
space for forty minutes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Or cut that out, but for twenty minutes, just put
in this this loop a Mato Man promo.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
I was gonna say, just.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Put in the entire audio of WrestleMania to the fight
with matro Manigan's steamboat.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Will.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Fight Mickey Mouse a steamboat.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Yeah, so let's say do the technical difficulties on my
own faults. I'll I'll take the blame for that one.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
You didn't tell me you muted it.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
I just said I will take the blame.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Damn, Dad are fighting.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
But anyway, so long long story short lore. Uh, we
got a new character of.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Im.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Yeah, okay, So me and Rady are long lost brothers.
We fought each other with the other ones like par
I lived with mom.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
He would turns out to be. It was a lengthy divorce.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
And apparently it was easier to split the kids and
just saying the other one died.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Little Pike has gone out on his own after being freed.
Vosh is now a debt free They that we are
currently at the Dragon Dragon Dragonfly Riots. Uh. The King
Ku has been spotted again and now we are in
the process of doing a check and seeing what they

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are flying around and seeing.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Little pis like dead. Yeah, he's got to come save
the day. He has to when you inevitably bring back
as a villain, he's got to be the one that.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Yeah, if Donald Ronaldru becomes like the balls that we
have to kill again, I want Little Pike to like
he's gotta like come in and save the day. I'll
feel cheated for my epic token if he just comes
back as like a normal NPC.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
He's gotta be like a lyrich villain type deal.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
I got plans. Okay, So as you are are flying
like around the the the map, I'll think, quit on me.
Oh come on, don't be that way.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Can I make my dragonfly?

Speaker 3 (55:34):
I do like a you like your first your first role, yeah,
the first animal handling check, wast you have control over
your things. So right now, all three of you have
full control of steering your dragonfly.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
I'm gonna go straight down and I'm gonna go next
to some flowers, and I'm gonna pick up some flowers
and go straight back up and ride next to Vosh
a handsful of freship mixed flowers. I never got to
properly thank you for breaking the curse on you.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Know what, you know what, you know what.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
I'm gonna do the exact same thing, simply rivalry, And
I'm gonna I wanna come up as you're talking to
him taking the flowers, I'm gonna right next to you
with an even bigger bouquet of flowers.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Sorry, my brother always has to compensate for his tiny dick.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Yeah, you're a shorter half. Yes, you said that was
the biggest halfley dick you've ever seen.

Speaker 6 (56:41):
Hey, were there halfway?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
He's a halfway too, So it's half the link.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
I mean, we could roll half the link, but twice
the girth. We could roll a D twenty right now
to see our dick side.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Go ahead, Let's both do it so that we know
neither one's lying.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Really, Yes, Matt twenty, I got a big dick sixteen.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
No, No, what we're gonna do? I need you both
to roll a D eight.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Stop eight inches?

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Both of you roll at D eight.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
He's gonna make it stop at eight inches.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
Yeah, but I don't see a half like having a
dick bigger than eight inches. That'd be bigger than his body.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
I knew a guy that rolled a twelve with a
gnome and he was ninety percent dick.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
And oh fine, rolling fine, rolling d twelve.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
His dick was so big that he had to tie
it around his belt. Which one's a twelve?

Speaker 6 (57:46):
The one that goes up to twelve?

Speaker 1 (57:49):
There's too many dice. Remember I'm three feet How tall
are you?

Speaker 4 (57:53):
I don't know how long?

Speaker 1 (57:54):
I guess comparable height, probably three and a half.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
For eleven.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Okay, now roll eight four?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
What is this for girth?

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Now?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
What are we doing? Yep? Two two?

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Okay, we're both girthy two inches girth?

Speaker 4 (58:20):
And is the bigger one got eleven inch dick?

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Baby, here's the four? Should killed.

Speaker 6 (58:28):
And roll the like.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
And I'm saying, and while you're all flying in mid air,
everybody watching this.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
We're biggering about our dick sizes. Which I don't think
I whip my dick out. I've already gotten in trouble for.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
We have to prove it to each other.

Speaker 6 (58:45):
You so are you?

Speaker 1 (58:47):
She's in the minde while we're bickery about our dickies.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Are you all whip it out?

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Or no? You know what? Yes, I have to be
a man, Yes, you have to be a man.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
As as this is going on, children are are watching.

Speaker 6 (59:02):
Why are children?

Speaker 3 (59:06):
You guys are twenty feet in the air. So you
got so you guys, So you guys have flown one
hundred feet in the air.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
I don't know, but you see you're half dick.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
You see kids looking up and said, mommy, that man
has a hot dog, and the parents look up and
scream and shock.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
The little belly. Don't look, I have to ask.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Twenty feet in the air, they would be looking at
the bullies of the dragonflies. So it would be like
this right solid object I would dick out in my
hand on the back of a dragonfly.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Nobody else is seeing my dick except for vagh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
It's flapping. You can hear the flapping in the air
because you're hearing that. That's like you guys are also screaming,
so everybody can hear you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
This is illogical. Okay, So we're up in the air
and everything.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Can I try to persuade to drink us both off
at the same time our dick's already out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Roll a h hold on, we're already in trouble for
something that they can't see.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Roll a persuade, Sam, what are you going to do.
That's saying you and you roll a they gotta persuade you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
So really it should just be can you persuade him? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Halfway.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
I mean I guess that's a good way. You just
think up of a number that would.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Be convened, and if they beat that number, then you're
drugs dragonflies.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Okay, we gotta tell us the number. No, no, write
the number down.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Send the send it to me in messenger.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
I hope it's one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Don't send the group. Chad sent to send it to me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Yeah, I'm just sending it to you. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
I mean I was gonna fight you harder, but apparently
logically they can see through dragonflies.

Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
Well, they would have to be directly under the dragon.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
I think the tail thing too.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Okay, you both have to.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
I wasn't asking. I'm convinced. Come on, Randy, you wanna
let's do this?

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
But then you think, is this what Miss Elizabeth would like?

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
This is what matra Man would like.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
It's in the Commandments, Ebeth. Miss miss Elizabeth is in
the in the in the commandments that there should be
no other woman besides Miss Elizabeth.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
The commandments.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
I mean, I wrote the commandments. I don't remember it
saying there's no other woman.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
He sent me the commandment, which don't quote the ancient
language to me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Let me let me see what me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Let me see you send it in the command Yeah,
let me let me see what it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Was that shot have no other champion before you. Let
me see here, miss Elizabeth is in the lord. Oh okay, okay,
she's not in the commands. Okay, now I thought I'm misstoked.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
I thought you tried to talk the religion to the pope,
the man that wrote it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
The only diff diference is after we wrote those be
a man should be stricken because he did an interview
where he said that real men cry, real men show emotion.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Montreal man cries all the time, which is one of
my favorite interviews of all time.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
And have you ever noticed how much miss Elizabeth she
looks like, let's do this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Okay, I'm gonna say, I'm not gonna roll, but I'll
be like, I'm so.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Sorry, I'm so sorry. Europians do this.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
You're my brother, and I love you, and I have
a bigger dedict than you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Who's the younger brother, who's the older and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
He's the older?

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
I am the older, But I'm shorter and I'm much
more famous. I have I have more charisma.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
Let's see persuasion sixteen, I have a plus four. That's
a dirty gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
I respect your opinion on this. If you say no,
you say no. But I do think you're attractive.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
We talked about this, so if you say yes, that
would be okay with it too, but I respect you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
The DC that Sam chose was eighteen.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Dirty twenty. Baby, let's get going. Listen, So as is
the chaotic good.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
As this display happens up in the air, let me
tell you read, this is the best thing ever.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Something happens like.

Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
The dragonflies are going to like suddenly veer off.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
And we have complete control of the dragonflies, so they're
not going anywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Dragon flies in the scene of this hoiness. Yes, as
you both are on, one's a male and one's a female.
So they proceed to attempt to mate.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Fuck. Yes, it's an orgy of the sky.

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
I will while Vosh has a hold of my dick,
I will use that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Not did you roll or because I was strictly for him?
You never rolled?

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Now he was asking to roll for both people. So
was that for or just you? Heath or was that
because I convinced him? Okay, so Vosh is drugging is
both off?

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Okay, I'll use my weight and I'll jump from my
dragonfly and like use you to.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Roll an acrobatics guide me rolling acrobatics?

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
Check?

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Do I get advantage because she's got a hold of
my dick? Did you make a more chao? Kid?

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
But I'm not insufferable. I'm gonna say the jobs.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
I use a luk point.

Speaker 14 (01:06:18):
You make it onto the on the Sam's dressler, I
ram her balls with my tail.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Is this the thing she's doing?

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
The thing?

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Yes, killing that old bastard is worth it, Thank you, Mato.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
So as this is happening, so as this display is
going on, people are starting to notice.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
They're starting.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
They're starting to notice more the fog that covers us
as macho protexts now uh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Roll a religious check? Religion check or religion check absolutely
see if your God is willing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
To do this because they're both clerics and mao, how
about a twenty one baby.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Eighteen plus three?

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Okay, oh wait, that's a noisy cloud. A fog rolls around,
like slowly starts rolling around, and you hear most much
of man's opening oh oh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Theme depends on which we do. We'll go with pomp
up circumstance.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
So you hear so that was macho king, right, No, no, no,
that was much of man. Okay, so a cloud the
remixed king.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
So a cloud holds like rolls up and blocks this
view from everybody, and you hear the like in music
starts playing over everything. So you are all now, So.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
The hand jumps turn into sex.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
That would be.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
The dragonflys are having sex. What do you think we're
in the moment you're doing the tail thing. We're all
so happy that Ronald Trump is dead. You of your
own accord did the tail things? Apparently is into it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
I feel like this moment in time in the air
would stick to the hand jobs and the tail thing.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
I would strong you don't want to have that three
of two brothers on dragonflies. I feel like that's.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
We're all spellcasters. Is any of us have featherfall? Featherfall?
I do not. Featherfall makes you fall really really slow.
That makes me feel safer.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
A world of.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
It.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
Within the next couple of weeks, Sander won't be an osha.
So it's okay, don't say that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
I do not have feather fall, and while this happens,
I need all three of.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
You to roll.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Eight one hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Why we're being cursed again.

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
We're having fun for having sex again.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
We have fun and we get cursed.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
That's what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Apparently forty one is this one and which one?

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Ten? Okay, it's this and this seventy six Okay, so
we'll go away.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
I have a thirty five.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
So Jeff, every time you close your eyes you see
unspeakable horrors.

Speaker 10 (01:10:23):
This is final drum Like if you blink every time
you close your eyes like so you that needs.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
To be specified because you blink once every like fifteen seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
You know what, I'm gonna change that one a little different.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
You were haunted by the last person you killed.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Donald drumk. I'm fine with that all together. What was
seventy six?

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Seventy six? You believe that you have become the letter
and there's a giant. Now that's bullshit.

Speaker 6 (01:11:03):
Roll again, giant.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
This is what happens when you churst this every time
we have fun. Heath throws bad ones.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
You become the DM for five minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
That's a natural one hundred. You are the reporter of
the battlefield. You cannot attack, but you can also not
be hit. So basically you're reporting this the whole time.
So you're narrating what you were doing during this whole
sexual scene.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Whom I narrating it?

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
Do?

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
I mean, you're just doing it? Says battle the humanity.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Sex is always a.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
Battlefield, battlefield of love.

Speaker 6 (01:11:50):
Yeah, I'm thirty five.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
You can no longer read anything. Any attempt at written
communication will fail, including drawings.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
I mean that's okay. You were educated from a brothel, right, No, wizard?

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
He was. He was a at a brothel at a
wizarding school.

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
Yeah, so he does have an education.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Are you a wizard?

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
I have a a He's an archaeologist.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
I'm a certified archaeologist who can't read? Now, I mean
the archaeologists don't have to read, they have to dig bones.
What's so?

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Oh, I'm just wonded by Donald, That's what was so it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:37):
Says I'm haunted by him, not that I'm scared of
so pretty much now I can't read, Like the safety
warnings on the back of the dragon you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Cannot, and it clearly says do not have sex on
the dragonflies.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
So now do you want to have sex with the
dragonflies because you can't read them.

Speaker 6 (01:12:51):
But I will say hand jobs on canise. So how
so heath?

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
What is Donald Ronald Trump saying during this?

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
I don't know what?

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
He's your ghost?

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
No, no, no, you are now you're haunting me. You're
haunting him.

Speaker 6 (01:13:11):
Your character is haunting him. What would your characters say?

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
What would Ronald Trump like say to uh, to Randy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Killer, to nextra hot dogs?

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
Bring me hot dogs?

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Hey Ronald you guys, hear me say this out loud?

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Hon enjoyed your dead baby?

Speaker 6 (01:13:34):
Yes, I love my dead baby.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Here he is, and you see just this amalgamation of
a baby. It's not even thing. It's a baby in
a form of hot dogs. He has lost his mind
in hell oroded my hot dumb baby from hell.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Sorry, guys, I figured calling him my god to kill
my worst enemy would make him haunt me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
And this is normal, it's standard practice. Page two fifty six.

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
And the SA, yeah his tail gives you syphiloss, I
oughtn't know you. The medicine Jake ro meanssage.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
It's a she.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Actually, see if I have syphilis, it's a guy? Or
am I trying to prevent my self with syphilis.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
You were checking to see if you got to tell,
which I guess I should too, because well, no, she's
you doing the hand I didn't tell thing on him.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Not me. I didn't mean him. You had syphilis, you
know I had.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
How do you think Ronald got syphilis twenty three?

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
He does not have syms.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
You don't have syphilis. Take news, fake news? Can I.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
Can I pull out my holy relic, which is one
of the bells or a slim gym and catch the
ghost away for a thick break.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
You can attempt a religion check.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
Attempt a religion check.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
I have advantage of religionship.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
If you are able to exercise this ghost.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
One.

Speaker 11 (01:15:24):
You so hold out the slim gym, be gone, and
he like, and he just kind of slowly fades away,
and then I'll be back.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
While I'm getting a hand job. I'm doing all this.

Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
God, You're like, yeah, this is when you climax.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
So everyone blow, Oh my god, I can't see our
God's protecting.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
And my brother's singing the crowd you and he's been
waiting for this forever.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
He is gonna blow a huge fucking load.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
So as like he blows and it's like a spurts.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
It is like.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
I'm gonna roll with d one hue how much percentage?
Like it is like how many ropes it is? It's
three ropes it is.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
It is like old Faithful getting off at the spring,
cart and low and then you so he since you
now you gotta get go back to narrating what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
As this rains down, you all can still see outside
the fall, but they can't see inside the fall. And
as it rains down, you all can.

Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
Hear mommy, look, it's raining milk.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
And everything like the kids wait, wait, wait, wait, you
kill kids.

Speaker 6 (01:16:57):
This is why you wanted it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
It wouldn't have sex.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Kids.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
You could say it was the mime or the snails,
but you picked the kids.

Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
You picked this.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
We did not now saying the kids pointed out. Everybody
looks up.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Thinking this is a part of love, my loved Here
I go.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Everybody and starts seeing the string of white stuff coming down,
and they're thinking this is all part of the show.
And they start opening their mouths and go like like
they start open their mouths and you start here.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Hm hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
It's a little salty, but it tastes kind of proteiny.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Well it would it would be pretty sweet and meaty
because of my diet of sting gems and cream coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
So it's like yeah, so like yeah, the mothers and
everybody else are just like you everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
So I have this question this whole one.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Friends, So our magical ability comes from our emotions and
our God, and our God is in this cloud with
us while we're getting hand jobs.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
So anybody that gets to come in their mouth, are
they healed?

Speaker 6 (01:18:20):
Can we jar it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Kevin Hills?

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Can we.

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
Come?

Speaker 6 (01:18:27):
We have this tincture here, let's chart.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
So you all okay, roll roll a performance check? Well,
first off, do you all have empty bottles?

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
I've got my empty hands.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
Do you all have anything that you could use to
jar what you have left? Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:18:50):
Yeah, I've got like four water What are the things
water skins on me? Let's see you about all your water.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
I'm gonna tap out my holy water and I have
an empty container now.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
I've got yeah, like for water skins. I've gotten an
adventuring pack, which I think I have bottles in it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
I also have a potion you gave me? Okay, oh shit, huh.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
While this is going on, Okay, I want to slide
my hand into my bag. I'm not gonna bottle my coumy.
I'm gonna pull out the wizard puppet and I'm gonna
cast it's got a charge of my evolution. And you're

(01:20:01):
still a spark because ninety for rooms to come.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
No, I'm not gonna do it. I'm gonna keep the
wizard Puppet.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
I have a because that's the saying as it dispersed.
So it's turning into rain as it's going down on
all the I did thirty five.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
I think I'm done. You're still going. I want to
take up my holy water, dump it out this bottle up,
Randy's come.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
You got one bottle, a cum filled jar. It's holy
come one come filled jar. Put it in your status
so much. No, no, I'm letting this enroll.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
I've got a question and conda.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
So according to the Catholic Church, okay, right, Uh, if
a pope blesses holy water only ten, that has to
be the original pope water. So if you take ten
of that water and you add tap water to it,

(01:21:09):
it then become well, we'll do that when we get
down pope uh, pope water. So you can have an
infinite amount of Pope Francis water if you want to,
can we water down the cup?

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Eventually it's going to disperse.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
But I will say this, it's the magic inside of it.
You will get.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
I will allow, I will allow five times, have it
to be used?

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
Five What is it? What is the problem? It's like
heliy properties. This will be a this will be do
you have to drink it or put it on your skin?

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
This will be the equivalent of a.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
What is it not?

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
Break a little greater potion? But what's the mid potion?

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Ocean of Billy? Don't say we'll give you some too,
So you get Are you covered because I you moved
me in front of you? Yeah, and that had not
occurred to me.

Speaker 6 (01:22:14):
You're covered.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
It mostly hit you, right, it had to mostly hit you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
You shifted me.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Directly in front of you. And I have three foot tall,
you're six foot tall. You would have an angled. So
you just got hit with ninety one streams and co.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
And it's dripping off you into the crowd.

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
So bottle of cocking on accident and we get a
bottle of holy.

Speaker 6 (01:22:45):
For five uses.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
So you're hilt of all elements.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
Yeah, he said.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
To read them. Yeah, so do you so do you
look at it and go like this takes of purposes?

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
There's so much, there's so much holy essence, especially with
macho man being like, you know, watching this. Yeah he's yeah,
he's watching this from the corner going oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:23:14):
You come so much. You cured literacy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
I remember, this wasn't my idea, but I had to
roll with it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
So so so put it, put it in your inventory.
You get you get five healing potions.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
So listen.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Also, you went from kind of liking me to this
big iffy But now I just cured everything that's wrong
with you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
And I'm kind of intrigued by the amount.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
It's like a little thing. Achieve it. Whatever Vosh's head
didn't pull out. Wait, I haven't had sex with anybody?

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
What these are rules?

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
So we are we are at that stage of life
here where.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
Now out of every chaotic thing you've done, this is
this has been one that's been more beneficial.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
Yeah we got healing potion out of this.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Oh well, so you we have gotten to Uh so
after all you have done, your perception has now gone
to down to one where you.

Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
Are all now sleepy, yes, tired, especially him with perception.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
You'll you guys were all good perception to look over.
But now everything you guys could still see. But after sex,
you know, you're but you know, immediately after messaying as
a man and stuff like, you know, you're like your
senses kind of dull a little bit after that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
I don't know what you're talking about. After I come,
that is post that clarity, I can see the world
for what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
But doing this.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Twenty minutes we've been sitting there, I'm just you know what,
but you you you shot out ninety three ropes will come.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
It's kind of just drain your bike.

Speaker 9 (01:25:27):
Yeah, but I'm now in the best bliss ever. I
feels like you would be severely dehydrated right now though.
Yeah I've got four waters.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
You get.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
It does heal, but it's not hydrates.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
Oh Jesus.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
So with this going down, after all this, what are
you all doing? You're all gonna still fly around and
try to take a look at the corner.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
I don't care what we do.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
I'm on Vasha's dragonfly said, I say, flash, I'm so
sorry about all this.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
They're not.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
But do you think to get cleaned up?

Speaker 6 (01:26:10):
That's what I'm wondering. If I should go somewhere to
get cleaned up.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
Where would I go to get cleaned down?

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
The closest let's see here, the closest place you would
see would be silver Song Lake where the gondola swans are.

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
I'll go there, I'll follow.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
Well, yeah, so you all, you all fly back down
to the dragonfly Ride. And as you are like going
back to it, you see fighting breaking out at the
feasting orchard. A fight breaking out at the feasting orchard,
and you see and like and lo and behold. Also

(01:26:51):
you see little Pike enjoying himself at the little feasting orchard.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
Listen, as much as I think we should stop, you
are like drink ripping so so and I don't know
who the fucking little Pike is, So you all will
go into the fight. Well I go get cleaned up. Well,
I feel like responsible, so I feel like I need

(01:27:16):
to help you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
So like I will point this out because I imagine
it's like a gallon of cup on you right, like.

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
You see you see, like it looks like a fight
is breaking out at the feasting orchard while everybody's enjoying
food and stuff, while little Pike is having a having
a little bit of fun. Seeing that he's free, you
see everybody start to pile slowly pile into the Big Top,
and you see two lavish figures, one in a top

(01:27:46):
hat and one in a gesture outfit, slowly work their
way to the Big Top as well.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
Where we going to try to steal the pocket watch?
Because right now you are super distracting.

Speaker 6 (01:28:05):
Yes, but if you've ever had this much come.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Dry on you, I've never had cumbbies.

Speaker 5 (01:28:10):
So I will say when it dries, it pulls body hair.
If it gets in your eyes, your eyes get super.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
Rip cleaned up.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Okay, so you guys have a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Quicker for us to lick it off, that's your choice,
or to go to the the lake, which.

Speaker 6 (01:28:30):
What we're gonna have to convince me of that. I
will say that the lake is on the way.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
To the is it just like a weird thing? Come
is it?

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Because it looks like it's uh, a little bit passed it.
I don't know where Coddle said we were in relation
to the Big Top.

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
Okay, So here's the Big Top, this is this is
the gondola, swans and so lake, here's feasting orchard, and
here's the carousel. And so you would need to go
like past feasting orchard, like like between these two over
to uh silver lake.

Speaker 4 (01:29:14):
And but is that a giant creek that goes through
the entire Yeah, we just like like just stop down
and let her let her bathe herself.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
Yeah, would say that's the easiest way. That is literally
on the way. We'll just drop down and then let you,
like you clean yourself off.

Speaker 6 (01:29:34):
Okay, let me get cleaned up.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
You all you all land and you see, everybody is
like the parents and stuff are a little curious of
like kind of giving you the side eyes like what's uh.
They're starting to catch on about what happened, and then
they then immediately they go into shock about what fell

(01:29:57):
into their mouths.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
But the all healed, they cancer blind, can.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
See and they all realize they are hill but at
the same time they are shocked. So do the.

Speaker 6 (01:30:11):
Deception and just tell them that it was just a
very messy cloud.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
I have a very important question, two very important questions.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
One, how many people were blind and death that God
is in their mouths that have now experienced a miracle
and didn't get off the mime, does then now have
his voice back?

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
You would all have to go talk to him and
see if he does.

Speaker 4 (01:30:37):
But take the jar and come to them to the mime. Yes,
all right, you get cleaned up. Let's go find the
mom that is way backtracking. We can do it after
the Big Top. We're gonna make him gonna go anywhere

(01:30:58):
he might be able to tell us, like if information
that he kept before, what about the two important people
that just went to the big Top.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
You don't want to give this mom his voice back.
You don't want to pocket watch and owned the carnival
then make everything.

Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
I feel like that is even if we get the
pocket watch, something bad is gonna happen, because nothing good.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Well, regardless of what we do, we're gonna be cursed.
And this is above table. This isn't the characters.

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
Load did we know? This is actually end table. This
is you all bickering among yourselves. Your characters are bakering
because it seems like every time we do something, we
get cursed.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
To him because he just joined the party. Every time
we do something we get cursed. We do good things.

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
Yeah, I know we just got cursed because I can
Vince watched to give us handtobs. We got we made
a healing right that made people see and and here
for the first time.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
We came together as a party, and the snail we
got You killed a snail. The snail is very mean
to watch, that's understandable.

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
Then you know we got red roll a rolling inside check.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
We got rid of one of the most evil people
in the world, and we went down to a point seventeen.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
You can tell he's lying about the snail.

Speaker 6 (01:32:20):
What do you mean I was a snail.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
I know about him being mean, but him was the
snaw actually mean?

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
It made made her lose the race, and then she
asked it nicely to move and it wouldn't move.

Speaker 4 (01:32:35):
Yes, I would say that's being mean. I think you're
full of shit, But I'll do anything for vage. I'll
let it slide.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
I'm just saying whether that's that's made some perspective, you couldn't. Honestly,
I believe what I'm saying because I believe it was mean,
because it didn't go when an outside party a d
who holds a grudge thinking that it was being me. No,
but my character who thought their friend was being it's

(01:33:08):
a snail, Randy.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
Now I understand what mom said. You I wish that
you had died sooner. Yeah, me too.

Speaker 4 (01:33:18):
I hate you, I missed you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
I love you. I love you too. We share a
si chin.

Speaker 6 (01:33:28):
I feel like time they get done bickering, I walk
out of the creek.

Speaker 3 (01:33:33):
No, no, Nan, you did haven't even made the creek.

Speaker 4 (01:33:35):
You just got off the right you are, So while
we're bickery, she's getting cleaned off like you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
Yeah, okay, already we missed was shnaked because we were bickering.

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
Your fault, it is my fault.

Speaker 5 (01:33:48):
Yeah, I've already scrapped my clothes, got them cleaned off,
and unfusu, I have to put them on wet.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
So I have a vosh since you're soaking wet.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
I do have priest messages in my bag, my Pope messages,
which I do.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
I have pres messages. I can give them to you.

Speaker 6 (01:34:15):
So that's like prease clothing.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
It's a priest robe, so it would be like four feet.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
They're basically just gonna tresh you up as a slutty nun.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Oh, it's gonna be short on you. Yes, I'm big,
so you'd be able to fit your body into it.
But it's gonna be gonna come up to probably your vagina.

Speaker 4 (01:34:35):
I can't, I can't. Sacred flame on his clothes and
burn them to a crisp. He has no choice. He
has the winds letting that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
Out sand works. But what happened happen? Fat?

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
I'll cast burning hands if sick doesn't work that way?

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:34:56):
I go to pick up her wet Clothesman?

Speaker 16 (01:34:59):
I actually are are they still off? I was getting
ready to pick them up and put them on.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
Here, get these clothes to you? Oh what? Okay, Well,
here's my red and yellow price messages.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
As this happens, I'm gonna go take a quick pits.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
So so yeah, road, they are robes like priestly robes,
so like a Catholic pre boss is like the six
foot something. I'm three feet tall, so they would have
swoop the four probably four feet.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
Let me see how tall I am. But now all half.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
Wings are stocky, so I would probably be the same
with even So where would that stop?

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
Why deception?

Speaker 6 (01:36:00):
Why am I rolling a deception?

Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
Check?

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
See how well it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
Does that deception? Are you?

Speaker 6 (01:36:10):
Is he lying to himself? We am I lying to
my cell phone?

Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
Now do performance check instead?

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
How does that go on?

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
That one?

Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
For a second?

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
Really?

Speaker 6 (01:36:31):
What damn it?

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
It's an eleven twelve? They don't fit good at all.

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
Let's say they are a little small on you, like
it's it looks like you see.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
Like heaving breaths.

Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
Yeah, you see like an anime like when.

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
Like we just turned this into a fan service campaign.
But yeah, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
I did not want your character to each even with indignity,
like we are created with boats and respected edwards, we
love them.

Speaker 5 (01:37:05):
I didn't started this campaign as a paleontologist with a
degree in everything.

Speaker 6 (01:37:14):
I was dignified.

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
You are a dignified horne a brothel. I am just
a plain thing.

Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
You loved this yourself, saying.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
We love you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
When we get done with this adventure, would you teach
me about paleontology?

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
Yes, I'll teach you about I want to find ancient relics.
Oh my god. So and I think nerds are of hot.

Speaker 6 (01:37:46):
I got like big nerd glasses on with this, like.

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
Us your cast, but I kind of like try to
jump up and give you a hug while you're wearing
the base be pres So.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
What happens next? What what do you what are you
all doing?

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
We're got to get to the big towb Yeah we do.

Speaker 6 (01:38:09):
We do going to get to the big top.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Do I need to buy you new clothes? I feel terrible, Brandy,
shut up?

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
Roll a right now, roll a roll perception check all
of us.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
Nineteen.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
You look around and you do see. You do see
two places. You do see a not what it seems
to be a knockoff Jeff's Hot Dog.

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
Stands, half a sausage place, and a tom Shop.

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
It's good.

Speaker 4 (01:38:48):
A tom Shop.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
I've been there before. They have everything you need.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
And you see it like and at the very top
of it you see tom Shop. Everything full of the traveler.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
Hot dollars. I'll let you decide. Ry. Are you uncomfortable
in these clothes?

Speaker 3 (01:39:14):
This is your This is up to you, Sam, because
we can either go.

Speaker 1 (01:39:17):
And get the answers we need or I'll buy you.
But everyone's getting into the big top right now.

Speaker 6 (01:39:21):
I really feel like we need to get there.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
I also accidentally drop a gold piece. Do you get
that for me? I've dropped one two? Would you be
a deer?

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
You all lose one gold piece.

Speaker 5 (01:39:41):
I pick the two gold pieces up and I placed
them in my cleavachos.

Speaker 3 (01:39:54):
Lose two gold pieces?

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
Well just pie? Well, yeah, one piece. I think she's
really getting into this. Okay again, that wasn't in a
bad move for me to do.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
But so are you guys gonna get to the Big
Top where you guys gonna do a little shopping.

Speaker 4 (01:40:18):
Bosh wants to go to the Big Top.

Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
I get to see a very sexy woman in my
priest outfit and he burned your underwear and I don't
have underwear. Oh that was that was mean of me.
I'm sorry, but I'm also shorter than you, so you

(01:40:42):
actually doing it kind of feels like you were okay
with it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:45):
Yeah, because he's he only comes your waist high anyways,
so and you've been over he's just like, dear god.

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:41:05):
So what are we doing? We are going to the
Big Top? Yes, okay, So you all, it's saying, you
all kind of hurry along, and you all make it
into the Big Top, so you all see. And that's
saying as you all make it, like you enter and
you start and everybody is starting to pile in and like,

(01:41:29):
and you look at the time and it has been
four hours of past since you all have gotten here.
As the uh you walk in and you see the
lights are dimmed and a hush falls over the crowd.
A second light. The spotlight illuminates a lilith l, a

(01:41:49):
lilith l figure sitting in a silver hoop suspended above
the center of the ring by silk ropes. The elf
wears a dazzling suits of diamond paying mirrors and a
pair of butterfly wings. His scepteris is topped with a
spinning vein. Welcome one, okay, welcome one at all. It's

(01:42:16):
to this evening extravagantzo I am missed a light, had
to be delighted.

Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
We're pretty delive anyways. Our hot big titt teeth leet
is in a slighting that outfit.

Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
I honestly feel terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
My character is like, you do not feel terrible because
degrading the person that he rainding.

Speaker 4 (01:42:45):
She is getting into it. If she didn't, she wouldn't
have picked it up and put her in her fucking cleavage.

Speaker 3 (01:42:52):
You know, I'm right, you all And it's saying as
like as you all were sinning as like every you're
starting to see a bunch of different little shows and
acts start happening until it gets to the mid like
until the mid of the show, and a spotlight kind

(01:43:13):
of like falls upon you all, and as it looked
like and as it happens, mister mister Light looks upon us, said, Ah,
it seems that we have some very interesting party today. Well,
you've been here, like everybody's been talking about you today.

Speaker 4 (01:43:36):
You've had a lot of you've had a lot of
sex in this place.

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
It seems like you all have been the life of
the party and that's excites me.

Speaker 4 (01:43:47):
Yes, I refuse to believe that this man has such
a brutish, like bullshit carnival.

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
He seems the type that would, like I say, we
jumped up there and enjoined.

Speaker 2 (01:44:01):
Us we should be back pain for the thing that
we got punished for because he said.

Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
This guy, this guy's mad that we were fucking everywhere.
He's up there and ass chaps with.

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
Full he is in full like Jester attire, and he
is like and he is delighted the scene. It seems
like we have Tonight's Entertainments.

Speaker 1 (01:44:26):
For the nights, So I guess we chose the right
outfit for it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
Seems we have now have some volunteers for Tonight's final act.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
You volunteer? Also, is this the guy with.

Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
No this is not that is mister uh mister witch. Okay,
mister Light holds the weather vein, and you all see
this vein where it shows like a scepter is topped
with a spinning vein.

Speaker 1 (01:45:02):
So okay, it's a scept Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:45:06):
So if you all, if you all would come down
to center stage, I mean came a lot, and you
all shall be given the choice of what you would
to perform, because everybody wants to see you all performed.

Speaker 2 (01:45:25):
Let's I would have put my hands in his shoulders.
Remember when we were kids and we got in a
lot of trouble in school because you thought sex acts
all the time were hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
Yeah, what why don't we Why don't we wrestle?

Speaker 17 (01:45:48):
Okay, okay, they would have wanted us to wrestle. We'll
perform sex axel voch later. So people have wrestled. I
like the wrestling like, girl, that's up to you.

Speaker 3 (01:46:01):
So you all have chosen. And so mister Witch is like,
so do you all wish to perform for entertain these
people today?

Speaker 8 (01:46:11):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:46:12):
Soap opera in the form of wrestling the Lord of Savage.
But will pretend like it's not predetermined. We'll give something
that our Lord calls k fame.

Speaker 3 (01:46:26):
Oh then I see that I know the perfect opponents.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
For you halfway so it's midget wrestling.

Speaker 3 (01:46:35):
I know the perfect opponents for you all. He collapse
and you all hear give me one moment.

Speaker 1 (01:46:46):
One you three? So do we get into the ring
and rip off our clothes?

Speaker 3 (01:46:53):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
I think because it's plate armor? Is this yours like
a chain shirt? That's that? I'd say.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
The magic makes it just ripple into us and just
makes our six pack even more six packy.

Speaker 4 (01:47:11):
Yeah, so we we just like, yeah, okay, so we're
just ripped chisel hobbits.

Speaker 1 (01:47:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47:20):
And Vosh is our manager, so he's got big titties
and tight skirts and Vosh, are you religious?

Speaker 3 (01:47:31):
You here?

Speaker 4 (01:47:32):
Would you like to talk about our Lord and savior Lord?

Speaker 2 (01:47:35):
I'm just saying you could be our Miss Elizabeth, which
is the a very high honor for females in our religion.

Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
You hear music start to play and out in the
light pulls over to one of the curtains and you
see two figures slowly walk out.

Speaker 6 (01:48:00):
And they are masked.

Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
One seems to be a giant, like a big bear,
and you see a satyr walking behind, walking beside us,
and in the middle leading them, you see a little
goblin with full flair. We are talking Ray mysterio esque

(01:48:23):
flair coming out of this little tiny goblin. And that's
where we're going to end the session for tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:48:33):
He's our card girl. I'm so sorry. I did not
want to degrade your character. So let's kick their ass.

Speaker 3 (01:48:42):
Yeah so yeah, So next week we are doing a uh.

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
Ritual to view ourselves madness.

Speaker 3 (01:48:53):
So next week we will be doing a finishing up
the one shots, and then the week after that we
will continue with the Big Top Wrestling Extravaganza where you
all will fight the mysterious duo sec.

Speaker 2 (01:49:12):
I wish you wouldn't talk to me about your character first,
because Brothers is way better than Don was.

Speaker 3 (01:49:19):
Well, I gave him the option, so I gave him
the option that he wanted to be the most insufferable character.

Speaker 1 (01:49:27):
Oh you made it now, it's just true. Lovable and
insufferable is great.

Speaker 3 (01:49:36):
Yeah, So tonight, like so we will be doing yeah
so yeah. So after after that fighting Maryland, you're fighting
Maryland and Bill Barr Bear. I found the bear that's
a little pike.

Speaker 6 (01:49:55):
So he joined, he's joined, he should.

Speaker 1 (01:49:59):
He should cut out in full Rick flair robes. He
came out and uh, you should made a little.

Speaker 3 (01:50:06):
No, no, he's I see a little pike being more
ray mystereo.

Speaker 1 (01:50:10):
But he owes me in life that yes he does.

Speaker 3 (01:50:17):
So as of now, that's saying so right now, it's
just gonna be two against two.

Speaker 4 (01:50:23):
So right next week or whenever we did this way
right before the match, I am going to bless you.

Speaker 1 (01:50:29):
I'm going with the madness.

Speaker 2 (01:50:32):
So the good thing about however he does this, at
least my acrobatics and performance are pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:50:40):
Good, so we're gonna leave it of that. We we
do apologize about my mishap earlier in the in the episode,
I think we've made up for it. And we shall
see everybody next week for the finishing of Trailer Park Madness.

Speaker 1 (01:50:58):
Performance is terrible.

Speaker 6 (01:50:59):
So have fun next time.

Speaker 3 (01:51:02):
Have alive, everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
I have

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