The Crossroad to Witchlight | Ep 5 | Rage in the Cage! - Crossroad Guild Adventures

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A bucket.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
I'm just gonna go ahead and start recording.

Speaker 3 (00:02):
And there's a conveyor belt and you have a yes
or no, and a bucket comes along and it goes,
is this a bucket?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
And you say and I said no, and he said correct,
this is a three D representation of a bucket. And
then it goes away. And another one comes along and
he goes, is this a bucket? And I go no.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
He's like, correct, this is a hologram of a bucket.
And then said it's a tractor and he goes, is
this a bucket? I go yes, and he goes, oh,
you're man, this is a tracture. This isn't a bucket.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Then the narrator. Then the narrator deletes all buckets out
of the game.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Well yeah, because because he goes, let's just skip to
the next one. And it's another tractor and he goes,
is this a bucket?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
And I go.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
No, and he goes, I said yes. He goes, correct,
this is a bucket. He goes, wait a minute, is
everything a bucket? Am I a bucket? Are you a bucket?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Stilly?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I'm I'm going to restart the game, but I'm gonna
take out all the buckets and it restarts and it's
just black.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
And he goes, oh my god, everything was a bucket.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
He's like, but I'm not a bucket because I'm still here, Stanley,
And you're not a bucket because you're still here. I'll
tell you what, Stanley, I'll put all the buckets back
in and restart the game again.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
It's ridiculous and fantasy.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
There's one ending that you literally have to press buttons
for four hours. I will never get that ending because
I did not have that patience of YouTube. And that's
hilarious because there's a baby that's going a fire. It's
a fake baby, and he goes to really get the
feel of this game, you have to press the button
save the baby for four hours, and once you.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Get to like look two and a half hours, they
add a dog.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, so you have to bounce with button, a button,
the button, the button, the button to keep the baby
from going to the fire and the puppy from being drowned.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
So somebody at the dedication to do that for four
fucking hour.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
At one point, the Nara is like, I know, this
is probably just a bot you programmed to impress both buttons.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
M hm.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Hm, so ready, Oh it's not it's not a star dew.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
It does sound like starding value.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
No, you actually would know where this is from. But
I'll give you three three gases.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Playing a little bit louder.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Okay, hell, yes, it's not our Frontiers.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yes, I was started playing Frontiers last ruin.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
So ready, ready, Freddy, Ready, Freddy, Welcome to the Cross
Groad Guild Adventures. I'm hearing the monster lover. You're dungemaster.
Here's what happened last time?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
All the time?

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yes, So, how was things supposed to be a group project?
When one person goes off and does things without the group.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Although you caught it, you can't catch it. This is
a dodgeball.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, it's not like I have viable things right here. Yeah,
it's almost like this is a bad idea throwing.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Damn it.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, it's always like a football.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
We were so close to replace it for the rest
of the get her Food d Twitter.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
That was.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
You were about to be the DM. Hello, that'd he
would have to listen to.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
So what happened last time? Since you probably had the
most fun out of last week last, let's see what
happened last time besides your death?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, Donald Trump Trump got killed.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Jeff ended up using his epic coin to summon the
god of Savage.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
And some person tried their best to cheap me of
my epic coin. So I think I should get an
epic coin back.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
You got what you wanted.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Yeah, but but the epic coin stated that you get
whatever you want no fun.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
If you can roll a gnat twenty, he gets an
epic coin back.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Deal.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Come on, I'm lucky D eighteen for just gave me one,
just for the sake? Are you surecondle, He's not gonna
use this for your benefits?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I know, but it's the same time, because are you
actually having more fun with this character than you did
last time?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh yeah, lady, there we go. Benefit.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, I lost. I lost a lot of story story
arcs that I wanted to work on.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
But but Lady Fears loved.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
But yeah, because Jeff long Love's brother, Lady Fears showed
up and we reunited because each other.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
We're dead. It's see, we want the dragonfly ride and
save them, drinking both of us all And somehow children
saw fIF defeat in the air even though we were
we were covered by a mist.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
And rained white stuff. Kids open their mouths, little Timmy
sliding in and they're gone, oh cotton cake.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
I still don't understand that.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
You understand that, right, that's just you.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
I have to ask you as DM DM. You are
consciously making the choice.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
There are fucking kids in this goddamn carval.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
That's fine, but you could be like, oh, white stuff,
everybody run kids out there.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
You made the conscious choice to stick the kid's tongues out.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Because kids would do that.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
So you're making the circumstances even worse.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yes, let's see, we accidentally burned Sam's clothes and now
he is bursting out of a half Leen's robes.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, you're wearing some of my macho, my pope robes.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, because you all chose to not go get a
new set of clothes.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Yea, there was a reason behind that. I forget what
the reason was.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
It made your hits and anselok really good. I think,
so what what you picked? Use?

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Because we accidentally dropped some coins and you pick them
up and put them in your cleavage, Well.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
You were just thrown away coin, so I'll take your
coinage cleavage.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
You Slutash also made the conscious decision to cure me
of being in love. With Donald Rump because there might
be a romance going on there.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
And that ruined the future marriage that had planned.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Definitely trying to marry him.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
This is my this is my personal joy. And so
we also try to trick me into believing you were
my God. Yeah I did. Yeah, I'm drunk because it's
suddenly a six foot tall god turns into a three
foot tall dwarf.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
God's take many forms.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
So yeah, well we left off with we went to
the Big Top.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
And then we're about to start like the steel cage match.
Jess's character was the King Ku showed up. Jess March
ran after the King kup and and we haven't seen.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yeah, but she carried me the majority of the campaign.
The session, that's what we talked. I just around and.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
You were cured, remember because of the magic Comraine.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Remember yeah, yeah, but that was a little bit bottle
of it too. We did. We've got it. We've got
a health have health bottles to come. I think I've
got five cup bottle. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, but no, like, let's say you were healed a
little bit after that. The moment you summoned your god,
he healed you.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
And they thought she was just with us.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
No, no, she like she saw the king kup and
ran off.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, well we've gotta we gotta girl here, clattering girl.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
I also got to point out that we may fight
to the end because Little Pike owes me a life
day he does, and Little Pike.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Is supposed to apparently be our opponent because who we fight.
We're fighting Maryland, Little Pike and Bill Barr Bill, which.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
I don't know why Bill Barr is fighting at tried
to get him cocaine.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
You guys never found him and then everything.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
I could to get this fucking bear cocaine. So is
this is? This is?

Speaker 3 (09:28):
What kind of match is this? This is a Tornado
tag team. We're all in the ring at the same time.
There's this a three on two tag team where it's
this one legal man.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
It's the same at once.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
So you you directly told me you wanted a no
like no what no bar still cage.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
All holds, barns still cage, the rage and the gage
question Tornado tag.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
This is like session six and we're level one and
we haven't even had a short rest, and I'm completely
out of spell.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Now you you got a short rest from the like
from the.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
I'm still completely out of spell sas because only long
rest can we.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Drink a bottle of or have a level up.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
And magically you don't get a level up until the
moment you lead the thing. I checked the book. It
says the moment.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
You damn your book, sir, Well, you.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
We have been through so much deserve level two.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Who knows, maybe you'll get out of here by the
end of the session.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Well, can we drink a bottle to come? And you.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Feel like I was just gonna make you suffer. No,
I was going to make sure you guys got a
full rest. Okay, you know I never thought you would.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
I never thought i'd hear a bunch of a street
guys saying, just let us drink the bottle of Come.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
We want to drink the gin.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
But what are you talking about a bunch of straight guys? Well,
I don't know a straight guy.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Hey, what singular? A bunch of bye guys and a
straight guy.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
And a cod because Condle, we don't know what I am.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Condle is what he needs to be.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Condle is what he needs to be. But anyway, so.

Speaker 8 (11:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I think you straight.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
I've set him up with like a rich man.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I'm pretty sure I could find one button. Then you
hooked me up.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
We're talking about because me and the boyfriend performed services.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I mean, you can't have mine. He makes like six
figures and I like him. I will take a rich man.
I will clean.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
You should have a blow job contest whoever makes them
come fastest.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Guest to stay? But why not?

Speaker 4 (11:42):
We just special skills with my We worked together and
we split a million dollars.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
I could have lived halfway on five hundred k for
like a month a month, So how many dice five
cake can buy me?

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Like Scrooge mc duck in a swimming pool of diess
in just.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Shouting like quite at all, it's all just hard.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
I would have the common sense to let like a
swimming pool and then have the top road dies.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
I feel like he would like come up and there'd
be like a bunch of like D four sticking out
of his face.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
No d force.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Okay, mister d M sir, you're done ready?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
You sure we get into the ring?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Well, well let me let me let me finish setting up, Okay, So.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
I hope that we we get a chance to walk
out because there's something I want to do to walk
out into the ring.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
You do, let me, let me, let me set it up.
So so as mister Witch and mister Light have have
like like basically called you all out and said, I
hope you all already like to fight, So as the like,
can you all, like the three of you and little

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and uh and Whiskers like start heading.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Towards the Whiskers going to be the ref.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Whiskers is you want Whiskers to be the thirty like?

Speaker 1 (13:34):
No, I don't want Whiskers to wrestle with.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Okay, then Whiskers is Whiskers is your You're to Whiskers
is your.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
He's your Kevin mask to say. The other thing I
want is a snake.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
I wish we could somewhat familiar so I can make
him bite people.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Okay, go ahead, Okay.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
So basically, so once everything gets upart here they they
they summon you all to the middle of the big top.
You you all they've already uh said okay, then looks
like we have a bar like looks like you guys
have chosen wrestling as your entertainment to entertain the crowd tonight.

(14:25):
We are giving you like I saying we were giving
you twenty minutes to get ready to like come up
with your act. And you've already know, you've already known
your opponents, so like so and they, uh so, we're
going to entertain the crowd while you all get ready.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
My uh we go to the back of my plate mail.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
So as as you uh so, that's saying. So music
starts to play and like the you start seeing like
a little circus act start up here as you all
walk to uh.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Are we coming out like an entrance?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Well, you guys are the back to get rid of
you guys are heading to the staff area.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Okay, uh my plate armor just magically all goes down
to my tight pants and it's nothing but just a shirt,
and it goes up to create new sunglasses and a
new headband that keeps my long hair up and kind
of frizzy.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
And I look over to you, does yours do the
same thing. I rip off my robes because I wear plates,
so I just have robes. I have clear robes.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
I ripped them off and revealing my muscle ripple armed body.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
And we're both jacked oil. I was gonna hand you
a bottle of baby oil and ask you over me,
and I'm gonna look, is there any like, uh staff anywhere?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oconnall?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh yeah, give me a second. I'm actually in the
process of bringing that up.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Is that what to be? Like? Hey, I need coffee
and cream?

Speaker 2 (16:10):
You see you see like a disheveled clown, like, just
give you the look of just like.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
The fuck?

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Are you people? Who are you all?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
We're the savage maniacs? Are you guys?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Like? What who sent you all back here?

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Mister which and mister like, we're the entertainment Okay, coffee
creamer staffed?

Speaker 2 (16:34):
How many creams?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
You want? Just one? Just one?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Do you want to sugar or.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Just a cream? Coffee?

Speaker 2 (16:41):
I need it for a rich Do you want the
cream to the top, No, I need it.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
On the side. So there's a chance we will the
wind here wonderful.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Well, luckily we can do this without the line.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Okay, do I get the cream and the get the coffee?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, you get the cream in the coffee.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
So we you and I huddle up and.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
While this is going on, Uh yeah, there's no no, no, no,
my back here with them. Yeah, you're you're back there
with you.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Like I guess changing into like as soon since I'm
a ring girl, I'm in like a bikinian a top.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yes, you just cut my robes into this.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
Well.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Also, there is a lot of costumes and stuff like that,
so you can do whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Say, I think, we look over and see that she's
even more scantily clad and start posing to try to
impress her.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
You.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Yeah, So we huddle up and I take the coffee
and it's the pop a savage. I pop the lid
off the cream and I say, focus, we have to
do the ritual, and see if we do the ritual,

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our God will get us all the hot chicks we need.
I pop the cream off, I pour the cream in
and I go.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
The cream rises to the top and the coffee puts
out some steam and some magic happens, and I just
stick the magic in my.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Pocket, rolling our conta check both of you.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Ye, that would be a fifteen concern. I have a
plus four in O'Connor m so I have a tin.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Okay, still works. Doesn't work as much for you, but
it works for Jeff.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
This is this is a specific little thing, but I
just I'm holding on to.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
But it does work. I mean, Sam, what are you doing?
You'll sat for anybody who's not watching Sam is currently
starting to strip down nakeds in front of us. I
am currently scared somebody.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
I need an adult, like, is there a way for
people to watch?

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Good?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
For those currently not watching? Are there people peering camera?
I said?

Speaker 2 (19:22):
For those who aren't watching right now, let's I can
get the equipment, I will start streaming us.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Why I have to pay extra for that?

Speaker 2 (19:34):
More fun?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Just?

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Would you rather just see me? What's more fun?

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Serious? I follow a girl that has an only fans
for her hearse, I know you're talking about let's just
do an only fans for D and D just no nakedness,
no sex.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Just well I started one.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
So why I am sir? You're running for the House
of Delegates next year. I suggest you get rid of
your only fans.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
I suggest you keep it to make more content that
will help you with your house.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Elegants received, But so really costs me money, aren't you?
Because James is gonna want to subscribe.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
No, that's the main reason why I have been hesitanting
on those pictures because I don't want to cost you
another one hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
Sam, Well, actually that was his money, his own money
that didn't come Sure another hundred what did.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
You do for one hundred dollars?

Speaker 2 (20:32):
We're not talking about that on the stream.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
Hold on, who the different costumes? Yeah, and I come
across a scaled two piece set, very dinosaur theme, has
Trice Serrah toop theme. The bikini has a little horn
down there, and there's two big horns up here.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I was kind of expecting
this from you, but continue.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
That I foresee to change into this? Do you change
in front of us?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
There are changing rooms, but also just for the hat
the entertainment, there is there is a you know those
bur lisk curtains and stuff that you get like you would. Yeah,
you see like they're like you see the shadow of
a like you can see them dressing, but you only

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see the silhouettes. You know what I'm talking about? Like
you've seen classic car change. There's one of those.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
I shall go into there.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
The cockbox. I hate you. Yes, you read to change
and have us help? What do we get? What do
we get?

Speaker 7 (21:43):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Six or nine? I think it's a six.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Somebody has to retrieve it.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Anyways, it's nine, Okay, I can't remember. It has to
be on the top of the bottom.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Do you need any help clasping that tope.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Oh, for those at home, Heath made a home rule
that kndle has to obey by. In any other DM,
we have a foam D twenty. If the party gets
mad and we hit him with it, if it rolls
in not twenty, whoever hit becomes the d M for
the rest of the session.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
So in other words, and the DM has to wear
a Santa claus a bow tie.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Whoever, and if one of us becomes the DM, we
have to is not just you, condle, DM has to wear.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
So as this is all going on. A giant like
a nine foot tall bugbear in overalls and wearing a
kind of a Sister Pumpkin mask, walks in, looks all,
looks at you want, gives you You guys got five
minutes to get ready till showtime. Are you all have

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your act ready? This is counting as a long rest, yes,
and you all do benefit from a long rest.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Thank God. I needed spell slots.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Like where you guys have just are in the carvel
like I never I wasn't counting you guys as using it.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Spells we were, Yeah, I wasn't being truthful. That'd be
nice to know that he's really bad at communications camp.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Because there's so much more I could have done to
tortured you, but I was at a slots in the
luck point.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Why we're back there.

Speaker 9 (23:29):
I'm gonna cast blessed on you, brother, I will also
cast blessed on you, that's the ability.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
There no blessings to attack roles.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah, as Burley continues to look at you all and
it's like, I hope you all do pretty good. A
lot of things this Carvell hasn't been as happy as
of late, and the crowd themselves could probably use a
good laugh in a good time. A lot of weird

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things have been happening at this carnival as of late.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Tend talk this once. I feel like this isn't realistic
to see who's who's Who's talking.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
To Bury Burley Burley the Bear.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Burly the bug Bear.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Yeah, Bertie, I need you to do me a favor.
I need you to stash a couple of chairs in
the ring.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Underneath the ring. But it's a cage mask. We can't Yeah,
we can't get both.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Are you wanting metal or are you wanning plastic?

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Or are you wanting I tell you what what we
need to do?

Speaker 10 (24:44):
Is go out and gimmick the pads on the on
the turnbuckles so that we could.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Rip them off real easily. Also, I would prefer wood.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
I not that we wanna we do want to hurt people,
but we also want to show so when we get
them with the chair, with the chair to splinter.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
And okay, are you wanting a barbed wire match or
are you wanting just a regular stip.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
This is an e c W. We're not doing barbed wire.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Okay, just making sure people like it. A little bit
of blood shows up.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
This is m m W. Have you heard of this
thing and you got mad? Now like bloodlust? You have
a crowd one's blood, but you're.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Now there are children here, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
I'm playing the role of Burly damn it.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Well still he works for the carnival and we get
in trouble for the dumbest ship and he's like, oh,
we got barbed wire ready for the wrestling.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
Match, don't worry when the blood starts flying. Oh, mummy,
fruit punch.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Just for it. Well it's a little Timmy. It's always
little Timmy. He's not the pri Yes, little Timmy, lit Timmy,
my trial, my stupid.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
I'll walk at the Big Bear and say, I need
to know as soon as it's time for us to
come out, I need somebody to announce the Macho brothers,
Savage brothers.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, we know where the Savage maniacs. That's fine, especially
because I don't even think her last name Savage.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
It's well we we we serve savage and Savage.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Okay, yeah, I get I can do that. I will
let's sing. If you all are ready, I will let
mister Which and mister Light know.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Where are you at? I don't know, give it time.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
I have some some ready for jests.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
That's good to let me know ahead.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
You're gonna you're this is sur prossperous. So as that's saying.
So Burley goes to the front, like goes and connect uh,
he goes talk to mister Witch and mister Light so
as it begins, so to get everything that So the

(27:21):
act just ended, and out of nowhere, laser lights start
popping everywhere in a laser light show starts playing, and
this starts and you start here in music play as

(27:49):
you see mister Witch and mister Lights slowly start sync
dancing towards the middle of the ring.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Landing this before song three came out.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah, as they are dancing, like the crowd just starts
hyping out.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
But in the back.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
You'll hear this screaming how somebody so they they enter
the ring like and like you see mister mister Witch.

(28:33):
Is he like wearing his top hat. You see him
like spinning his his pocket watch and he's in a
dapper suit. One thing you wouldn't think him and he's
quite poortly. Think of help me out here, Thomas the
tank Engine the the yeah top him had him yeah,

(28:56):
think of him as Topham had him shape. And you
see mister mister Light just in the back dancing and
as mister as a mister Witch looks up said, welcome everyone,
I to this wonderful show. Is everybody having time? The

(29:18):
crowd erupts, the mealy as everybody erupts, mister mister Witch
kind of kind of waves his hands liked for everybody calm.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Down, good, good good.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
It is always a good time here at the Witch
Like Carnival. But now it seems we are going to
be entertained by some fellow guests. We have. We have
visitors from a from a traveling guild to entertain us,

(29:57):
and as for now, we shall entroduce on Let's see
on which side are you all when I come out?
You guys are wanna come out.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Of the just the main entrance.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah, the main You guys are coming out of the
main entrance. In coming out of the main entrance, savage
bringing in the savage maniac.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
I put my hand on your chest to stop you
from moving.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
And I pulled that little bit of magic out of
my pocket and I toss it and it explodes and
turns off all the lights, and fog starts to roll in,
and then there's these fiery explosions that start to go off,
and then.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
The wrong thing came up. Yeah, that's exactly.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
And this happens.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Walk yet.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Once Whiskers doing At.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
This time, Whiskers is falling behind us with the Senor's
Whiskers stressed up in anything.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
A long red dress. Yeah, And I have a.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
A crowd made of light and magic that's just been
very long, and I take it off and shoot it
in the air, and fireworks go off, and then all
the lights come back on and the music stops.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Because we go over thirty seconds, we can be sued.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
And in the exit area, the Guild Adventurers. You see
three figures start jogging into the uh into the like

(32:09):
into the area. You see a giant fare ass creature
in a luchador mask where just wearing a uh a
golden leotard. You see uh, you see little Pike. You
can tell it's easily Little Pike just wearing a little

(32:30):
little suit like also with a blue Lucador mask in
the shape of a wolf. And then you see, uh,
you see a satyr just slowly walking behind them, just
slowly just playing, uh, playing a guitar.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
While this is all going down, the music, Wow, they
need to up their game. So as.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
So like, so as you all enter, like get to
the ring, you have you both both both of you
like you two and uh Marilyn and Bill Barr will
enter the ring. They look back at Little Pike, and
Little Pike just kind of just looks looks up and

(33:22):
they reach reaches hand out, reach their hand out and
like and pull them up into the ring. But as
as this goes uh like and as everything starts to rumble,
a cage starts slowly uh materializing above you all, and

(33:42):
it starts spinning down towards the ring until it finally
sits into place, and once it had Like once that happens,
smoke slowly starts to appear within the ring, A little
hole opens up and rising from in from the hole,

(34:07):
a little uh you. You start to hear are you
playing anything? Okay? You? You see vosh in, You see
Vash holding up a round car.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Dear, sorry for calling you dear, offend you.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
But in this moment, I'm trying to be nice because
there's no round cards in wrestling.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
I'm just here for the emotional support.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yes, can't you make it like a different sign. That's
just something clever, like I don't know the other team.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Sucks or I gotta be impartial, raised not his daddy
or something like that.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
So as you all, all of all of you meet
in the middle of the ring, like you all pair up,
so you but basically you both are just standing proud
and strong up again. Like you guys are like this
close up to Bill Barr and Maryland as you all, we're.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Going to destroy you. Get your mean voice? Bill, why
are we so close?

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Where's the promo? We usually cut promos. I don't remember
walking here the wise. I remember I was on the
edge of the in the arena.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I don't watch a lot of wrestling, so excuse me, princess, I.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Believe he's ever seen a wrestling match.

Speaker 11 (35:51):
Then you should let the two wrestling exprints narrate it well.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Then then narrate how how we went down for you guys.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
So we had walked up and stood next to the ring,
and we watched them come in before the cage went down.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
We probably picked the corner. What corner did we probably pick?
Far right. I would have jumped up and sort of
like the other we're pumping the crowd up.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
I would have perched on the top of one of
the turnbuckles and just be like moving my hands, making
sparks fly, making everybody cheer, and as it came down
and stopped, I would have probably still stuck there until
they start announcing or if we're gonna talk ship to
the other people. That's up to which light we get

(36:45):
the go ahead? Does a microphone up here?

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Do I?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Do? We get a microphone?

Speaker 2 (36:50):
A microphone? I grab the mic, yeah, mister, and mister
Witch throws you his his microphone.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
I grab his mic and I walk up.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
What's the chick?

Speaker 8 (37:00):
Who Maryland like Maryland? Finally I get to put a
smack down on you. I'm gonna show.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
You why I'm the hope of savage. You with your
little creepy goat legs and all your rolls and all
the shit you've been talking. Well, you're not that powerful
when you floated off in the air, are you? And
you're not that powerful when you couldn't even find cocaine

(37:32):
for a bear.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
But you're not gonna be that powerful in this ring either.
And then I just drop the mic. Yeah, what he said?

Speaker 2 (37:41):
You see Bill Barr. Bill Barr looks at you, and
then you see his eyes squint. He is not happy
about this.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
He's not happy we couldn't find him cocaine.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
He's not happy that you're ship talking his friend.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Marylyn.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Marylyn just looks up you like for where she is
a bar? I can't remember which ability it is? Uh,
well not bart again inspiration.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Well what does she do?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
And I can tell you basically just Mike.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Makes it.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Mike makes a basically a boom with her voice where she.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Can like, let's just uh that is possibly.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah, but you know what I'm talking about. So she
basically like kind of booms her voice out. I said, Oh,
I have been waiting for this for so long since
we first got here. And she looks over at like
at mister Witch and mister Lytton. I said, so you

(38:52):
do agree to the terms on how this ends, correct,
mister mister Witch just looks over and goes it starts
nodding his head.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
So this is a gimmick match.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Wait, I thought we were just putting them like you
you pinned them into the count of three.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
If we win, what happens? And is it to the
death because there's a big table. What there's a gimmick match?

Speaker 2 (39:20):
This is a match you guys are like, that's saying
you guys, everybody survives, but we win.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
What do we get? What are the.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Stakes that was that was held between Marilyn and Bill
Barr while you all are doing it?

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Do you know what?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
We know the stakes because you all didn't stay with
her and kicked her out because you all were goofing off.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
I feel like, what are the stakes of the match
right now?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
An eight?

Speaker 1 (39:50):
But he caught it? Now?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Well, fun, you guys have to trust me. I'm not
going to screw you all over because you guys make
me mad.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
I don't trust you. God damn it, I know I'm
so close Heath. Sorry, and there's our twenty.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
You really want to know what we were get to
be here since the twenty got rolled when you hit heat.
But there's one of us gonna be Heath.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Now.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Yeah, you guys have characters, but they shows up. You
guys really want to hear the terms and always agreed upon.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
That the dice every one of these and I honestly
can't see.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
We'll take your glasses off for a second.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
That's the fact I don't have my glasses on.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Okay, okay, you really want me to tell you what
the terms of the agreement was.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
I mean kind.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
As you guys are wrestling for holding this out. Basically,
the like they made Maryland made a like a packed
with them that the guild gets like its earnings from
the carnival in exchange that we do them a favor.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Okay, if we win, can we renig on that?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
No, because this is your only way. This is one
your only way to get out of the carnival right now.
If you went out of the carnival this session, this is.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
How you do it.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Okay, so hold on here. The whole fight was something
we were offered to us. Is fun and now there's
something going on in the background, and I was just
gonna play nice. Now I'd say we just completely off Maryland.
That's not what you do like, it's we killed maryln.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
We gotta do it in the match.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Three God damn. If it hits a one, it doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Well, we're half wings. If it hits one, do we interview? Roll?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:00):
We can't roll once? Can't If so, what happens to
get a one? Instead of not being able to do
this again? Because that is a good role. If it's
in that one, we lose the ability to throw the
phone ball.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
But can we use our gold coins to get that one? Yes? Yes,
that sounds good. I'm starting, are starting this match?

Speaker 2 (42:27):
You want to you choose the music. You choose the
wrestling music for this one.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
The wrestling. Yeah, honestly I think it.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Uh that's say you guys know that that's a.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Just go to the w c W album. Play that
w c W album. Yeah, that with the song that
I shared, That's what I'm wanted. Yeah. No, don't monetize
this episode. Who is this?

Speaker 12 (42:59):
This is?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Is it O'Hara and Jacord? Remember I just put it
on shuffle. You should look up low fi wrestling music?
Is that that's all?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Well, I'm true, okay, I was actually going to look
that up. I thought, no, that can't exist.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
When I played Wakana, I listened to low fi isn't.
I told him to look up low fi wrestling music
so we could modernize.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Low fi is not. You know, let's put Harry Gable
horse music. I really think glorified wrestling would be better because.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
We don't need to do a forty five minute match
of all wrestling intros.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
This awkward pause brought to you by the guy's review
for you.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
It's you pause brought by Billy Irish. Not the Billy
Irish it's famous, but the Billie Eilish that used to
be ninety eight years old and go get buggies in
the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
So Bill as the like as he agrees to the
to the terms of the agreements, they like Bill Barrs
and Maryland do we agree jump in the ring? Well
this is between then, this is not between you guys.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
I'm gonna be like, hey, wait, my voice is go
away from the entertaining voice. Hey, anyone, this is all
fun of games, joking with you. But you can't just
make terms without talking to the people you're fighting with.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Who says this involves you, guys, the fact that where's
the match?

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Because I see three options here. We kill you, we
have the match, and we have fun.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
We have a little like shoot hard to hearten, or
we kill ourselves and then you don't have to do anything.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
That's up to you all. And you don't want to
kill yourselves, go ahead. You don't have a mission.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Does not care.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
If you guys want to kill yourselves, go ahead. But
then if you want to have a friendly match, we're
gonna have a friendly We have.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
A mission, we have the mission. We're the ones who
got forced to do this instead of all.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Of them, and you have done absolutely nothing.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
We would have just picked a sex act.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Now, really, Maryland, Really, we're the ones who found the
old man in the woods. We're the ones who came here.
We're the ones who've been looking looking for the cocaine. Honestly,
where have you been off fucking doing nothing?

Speaker 2 (46:05):
She looks at Bill Barr, and Bill Barr just looks
at her back and he just like he's just he
just shakes his head and it's like I am bear
Bear want to starts Bear went fun?

Speaker 4 (46:19):
We were told Bear wants cocaine, and we spent an
entire like three hours.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Let's just kill these motherfuckers. You Lorien, let's go my
clothes come back for a second, just like an re
rip them off.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Okay, so above table, are you gonna do this like
an actual wrestling match where we're not doing spells, where
grappling and strength and doing like elbows. Now are we
gonna do initiative steel? And me be like, I'm gonna
go off the bell buckle and yeah, okay, I need that.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah that's the same. Like this was like that's like
it was go play out like a straight like straight
tests and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Like athletic. Yeah, like actual the moment may one pulls
out a spell, I'm roasting that bitch. But also my
character would say this, he'd be like, where's march. I

(47:29):
don't know.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Once you once you started hearing that, you start here.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
I'm going to do a run in to save us
when we're losing.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
That's what that's that was the plan?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
She was How was that the plan? Where? How do
you you're just playing what.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
He knew about that? We talked about this. We talked
about this last week when we were up and take
It was supposed to be a surprise.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Why are you surprising me with my own.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Character's actions and why does he automatically and we're gonna lose.
I've paid a gold coin to get rid of that one. Okay,
we gotta keep giving this.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
We have to keep this. Listen, we have to keep
this in action.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yes, that's another thing. Why I said, let's break Heath's stuff.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
If that's a twenty, I'm gonna kill my He's okay
with me, and he already talked about it. If we
break he stuff, he doesn't care. We'll buy him in
and monitor.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
It's a four.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
God damn it.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
You want to try, you want to keep going? Nice Jeff,
If you want to take over for d M, you
can happily have it, and I will happily play my character,
what character and Bill Barr because they were both my characters.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Let's get on the match.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Yeah, I was gonna have her like her come in
chasing after the king, kup, see what's going on, and
have her react to the stupidity of walking in.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Sad that you were automatically assuming we're gonna lose. That's it.
Can Can we also have everybody.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Rolls for initiative here.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Including us.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Well, go ahead, rolling, you're gonna be here in a minute.
You and me, Well, i'd say you're impartial, So you're
you're there. You can do commentary and just make.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Fun of us. Thirteen don't we say everything? And jest?
We love you. I just wanted to hurt you.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
I'm going last. Both my characters are going last, and
Little Pike is going.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
First. I got it in twenty. Cool.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Oh you got twenty. Okay, he's going second. Then he
got nineteen. I didn't hear twenty. Okay, so who's huh?

Speaker 1 (50:14):
What'd you get for an year? I had thirteen?

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Okay, so you go, Uh, you go first, chef.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Okay, what's in the ring.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
So in the ring you will see you know what
use the uh use the kid used the kiddy thing?

Speaker 1 (50:33):
It's the ring. Is there any shares or uh?

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Grab four figures, just four random figures.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
I actually didn't bring any with me today.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
I have uh, he may have matches of the universe.
Get them, okay. I was like, I'm not demming, I'm
not going to be miniature. Oh you normally have them
all in there. So I switched to a tiny backpack
to skeletor he man, Well, I want he man. How
about skeleton and then you get work out for a

(51:18):
little pike, little pike, Okay, I want Marilyn to be
the ugliest one merman.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Okay, fair enough. You see four chairs on each corner
of the of the of the of the ring.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Okay, we're starting as I'm like at the kneecaffs of
Maryland in our argument.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
So since so you're you're in.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
The middle of the ring and Bill Bauer is up
against is in your front of Bill Barr, little Pike
is kind of in the corner.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I'm I pissed off from Marylin.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
So the first thing I want to do is I
am going to go to her knee and her upper
thigh and I'm going to push her up and flip
her over my back.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Here, So that is rolling.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
For culture and the ones everyone makes flipping over my head.
So would it be athletics or strength?

Speaker 2 (52:30):
A strength? Then acrobatics, well, it be a strength to
lift lift and then so yeah, it would be a strength,
and it would be strength versus.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Strength, Yeah, versus her strength. If you can hold me
down with this undred thous yeah, that would be a twenty.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
It's a twenty as well. That's a fifteen plus five. Well, nope,
my my ro reading the wrong one, so I'm a fifteen.
So yeah, it happens. She is a level five.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
If the wounds against fun, this is gonna be bad.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
I sent you help to help you all when you
needed it.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
She was mean.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Now she's behind me on her back, and I'm assuming
that is my action as my bonus action. Can I
drop an elbow on her? Go ahead, I drop an elbow.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
And you would do now that would be an arm
unarmed strike. If I'm not mistaken, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Well, everything is gonna be a strike.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
But because of the type of cleric I am, I.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
I do extra damage with that.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
So also, don't forget your plus.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
That's if I missed the Yeah, I don't get to
do to the damage dies.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Okay, but at first I got a roll to steep
a hit.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Seventeen eight one, and then I do a straight three damage.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
So now you're behind her right like really like over
top of it. Yeah, Yeah, she's a layer on her back. Huh,
layer on her back. He's on her back. Yep, she's
got a nib over to the face.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Okay, next was uh. The next was a little pike.
He had nineteen. Little Pike is going to attempt to
charge at a at.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
You Heath, I'm across the other side of the ring
can make it.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Well, that's like you're you are within charging just then,
so like yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
I mean, don't argue that.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
When we watch wrestling, how often does somebody go from
belt to belt in like ten seconds?

Speaker 11 (55:00):
So little Pike is going to jump over you. I'm
on the ground with an elbow in this person. So
that's so you're, yeah, she didn't have to hop over you.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
He well's he can get over it. And little Pika
is going to it's just going to like head butt you.
Well let's see, Well you little Pike are like around
the same height, so it's just about yeah, little Pike
is maybe just like how how tall do we make
little Pike two foot? Because he's still short.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
It's just like a half a foot shorter than me.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Yeah, so yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
He just as he jumps over life death life life death, life.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Death, and he looks so he looks over at you.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
He owes me a life dead for setting him free.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
You like you yes him, No, I'm not gonna fight
with a pike on this and he just a little
pike just runs up and just punches you, like right
in the face. What I know I'm going to that's saying,

(56:14):
that's why he's gonna a little pis dice. He gets
a little kiddy dice. Seven eleven?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Am I a c is sixteen?

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Just not yet. So he goes and I dodge. He
just whiffs it.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
He just like he just he whiffs it and then
he just starts spinning.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
That question where this is wrestling?

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Yeah, in a moment where somebody would punch and wrestling,
there's always an opportunity to like do a jab or something.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Miss he misses. If he misses, you get an opportunity
to attack.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Then Okay, that sounds like he whiffs it and goes
back past week.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
It's turn around and.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Haul up and right now back okay, roll to attack
to see if it hits you can be to twelve
you hit them eighteen? Yeah, you hit them?

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (57:08):
How many?

Speaker 2 (57:09):
How many? Does how many damage? You're rolling a what
is it a deef?

Speaker 4 (57:14):
No, it's unarmed stricked so it's an automatic because good actions.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
And it just should say unarmed. Yeah, So it's a
straight three. I think, oh, here we are. No, you're damage.
You're unarmed as one, so you don't have to send
feats these shoes me.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
So you don't want damage.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
One damage blessed.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
That adds to the that average to when you roll. Sure, yes,
blessed adds to your attack.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Role, not your damage roll. Okay, okay, would you can
double check me on that.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
It should well you say it should actually yeah, like yeah,
just hit blessing.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
It should do it.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
So you can't have your attack if you want so, yeah,
but not your damage, just your tack.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Okay, so you're okay, So I'm not he this little
pike just you got hit with one damage in the
back of my head.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Is he Yeah, he's like he he smacks up against
the against the road.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Okay, so he's been on the rooms here.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
I want to climb to the top of the turn buckles.
The flying elbow drop on Maryland ridiculous. Yeah, nineteen if necessary,
I will use roll D four that to my attack.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Does that be racy?

Speaker 2 (58:59):
It hit it's her ac is fourteen?

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Okay, it's nineteen.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
So you go to the top, you flying elbow dropping.
You moved just at the right time. So I get
it right in the fucking face.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
You do a damage, Doe do one damage?

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Well, my little guys, how many damage was it one?

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Okay, this skeletor looks like he's making that with Murman.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
And Sam's just over there.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
I'm bored and I hate my life.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Actually, Sam, rolling initiative, you fight our ring girl Rolling
initiative nine. Okay, Sam has like just the added a

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little gift Sam something to do here here for a moment.
Sam has choices. He can attack whoever.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
He's our ring girl. He needs to attack one of them,
take and hit somebody with.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
M He like he can attack whatever he wants because
he's non bipartial here, so he can do he can
do whatever he.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Wants, hit anybody, even us. Just make it entertaining.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
And now it is Bill Barr's turn. Bill is just
gonna walk up to the closest one. Who is who's
on so who's on top of Maryland?

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
It is? Yeah, I'll just hit her with a drop.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Yeah, Bill, is you just hear Bill?

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Go?

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
You hurt friend? Bill Barr hurts you. And he's just
slurring as he just and he's drunk. He's not the
brightest he's Bill Barr.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Is that supposed to be a cocaine bear. Is He
talks like Johnny five noice numbered Rob Bill Bar.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
And as he starts walking towards you, you can hear
and feel this like this ring shake and he like
he seeks like Andre the Giant, and he just takes
a wipe at you at like to get off Maryland.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Now he would do it with advantage because he's prone. Yeah,
on top of Maryland.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
So oh, Phil Stice fourteen is sixteen, okay, so Bill Misses.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
You did that with advantage twice.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Advantage twice.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Yeah, he's prone, so he's grown.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
So that will make it thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Sixteen.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
No, No. On eighteen eighteen, nineteen twenty twenty, I was
doing terrible cattle math eighteen nineteen twenty. Yeah, so that'd
be twenty three.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
So you would you swipe me or do you pick
me up and throw me?

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
He's going to pick you up and throw you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
That would be a strength. In another word, I'm three
feet tall. It's not gonna take much strength for a bear.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
To three, and it's gonna be I'm going.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
To up a chair and with my eyes closed, I'm
just going to hurl it into the ring.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Okay, so you're in what you're saying, okay, so roll aw.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
I've got every one numbered. I'm okaying for who it's
going to get.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Okay, fair enough, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
You already got it rolled, yeah, because I've got it
number for everyone. So it's going to hit Pike.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Okay, or Pike just get smacked with the chair.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
He takes how much you want? How much would you
say chair damage would be.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Question?

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Okay, so sores in if you want to just I'm
just with my eyes closed.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
And it. Pike will take four damage.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Hits Pike, it explodes into splinters, hits right across.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
The tee for for stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
It's technically h strength modifier plus one for unarmed damage.
So whatever your strength modifier puts one, we need figure
him get on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
The Pike doesn't take damage.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
How does Pike not take damage because his strength modify
there is negative one?

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
You know what, same.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Crime? Yeah, same base one. You wouldn't going to negative
but yeah, just do one damage from the jair overall
the numbers eight mm. Yeah, Well you're not going.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
As this goes as you. This goes on you. So
the fight has gone on for like for a few
minutes and you hear uh and you see this this
bird creature start running into the big top and out

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of note and then shortly behind it you see March
run in and sees this whole spectacle.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Get back here? Wrestling match? Kay, good luck? You want
to join Maryland's being a bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
We can kill her.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
That what she does, she she made agreements and her
she beats us.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
She gets something without telling us about it. Beat her.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
But you're literally a monk. Your whole thing is under
our damage. We can teach you to wrestle. I look back,
I look back at you, and I'm like, hey, can
you wild shape into a snake?

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
You're a drewid you from wild shape?

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
Is that one of my abilities?

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
You can't well? At level one?

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
I'm almost positively level one. He tries to wild shape
into a snake and it's a balloon. It's the whole
gimmick of Drew with his wild chap it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
H h.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
It'll be under your actions or about his actions, depending on.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
But yeah, So for Bill Barr's damage see.

Speaker 13 (01:06:22):
Yah okay.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
One six plus four remember h kah six damage heath
If I'm gonna have yeah, from Bill's attack.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Oh yeah, okay, I guess he throw me into the
turn brokel.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Actually heath for Bill's damage. I'm just gonna have it,
so do do Well, it's unarmed, right, yeah, it's unarmed.
But but he gets a but he gets a plus
four to two a D six.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
Well, no, it's an unarmed a D six if you
have actions unarmed is literally uh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
No, that's what it is saying right here on mine.
An armed, unarmed strike is a deep for damage is
a D is a D six plus four for him?
Oh no, wait that's Pike.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
I'm sorry, how does I get unarmed unless he's a monk?

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
No, no, it's okay, so no, it would near mind
it's a two. It's I was looking at Pike's damage.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Okay, Oh I guess druids do not get them to
level three. Yeah. How is the crowd reacting to?

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Oh they are they are loving the drama. They are
loving the story. You see mister Witch and mister l
like just sitting up and up in the top. They
are eating like they're saying, like, mister Witch, he he
is stoic that the same time you can just kind
of see like he is he is paying attention mister
light all and you wouldn't expect him to be a

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hardcore wrestling fan, but he like hees say, he has
the foam finger. He put on some like some face makeup,
and he is just going a wild He is screaming.
You can hear him the loudest out of everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
I'm sorry, God, I don't mean to argue with you
about unarmed damage. I argue with you for fun, Yeah,
make people laugh. But that one, I was just gonna say,
if he doesn't have to do an armed damage, then
we're not gonna do an armed damage.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
But we love you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
No wait, no, no, no, it's like I was looking
at the wrong character.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
But no, it like even I argue with Caddle.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Just to get a ruise out of my head of
his nemesis.

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
Yeah, that's why I Discovery is the best son track series.
Shut up, hand me, hend me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
The butter beer the open.

Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
One was never related.

Speaker 7 (01:08:59):
For Michael Barnet, we gotta yo, we did you just bring.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
A bunch of snacks? Well that will kill the diabetics.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Yeah, we had this whole conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
Yeah you weren't here.

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
He brought food and was like, uh, well, I didn't
bring food, but I brought snacks for everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
I'm like, really for everybody. Where's my sugar free food?

Speaker 8 (01:09:27):
There?

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Caudle, I forgot about Sam. Yeah, so two people.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
That's there's popcorn the popcorn machine his mind. So here
you've got popcorn. I come prepared. So next wash Maryland
So didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
Like a kiki ju or whatever the thing's called.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Like bui in Yeah, yeah, he like it's running around
just trying to that's saying. He runs around like the
oh man, I hate this demon. Now you'n me want
to say, gigging you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
I'm actually at eighty now. I've went down not really well,
I got tuh.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
I've had three days that wasn't one forty now, but
it's an eighty okay.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
I can feel my head.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Hurting the king Kou.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Who do you use? We need to buy you ad free?
It was like, I'm using Spotify.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
No, I'm using YouTube.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
We need to buy you. We need to all pitched
just we don't have that ads for YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Guess what pitchon doing? But yeah, so Maryland. Maryland looks
over at uh at Bill barr and said, I said
thank you Bill and gets up action sincere. She's gonna look,

(01:11:11):
She's gonna look straight at you, and she is going
to say, oh, I have been waiting for this a
long time. And just Rams, you shouldn't try there's a
Ram attack. So that's the thing it's gonna because her attack.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Is Marylyn really tall compared to him. She's gonna try
to bend down and Ram. Shouldn't you roll a disadvantage?
Well awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
You just look at whatever her arm unarmed is and
there should be a plus to hit.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Yeah, I'm looking at it. Seventeen to hit by eight eighteen.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Yeah, So I I right the turnbuckle, I jump over her,
and since she missed, I get attacked. Bar go ahead.

Speaker 14 (01:11:58):
I want to slam him down on her back. Guse
she's going under me. I gotta flush four. That's a
seven I missed. I actually I'm gonna pay.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Gol coy okay as fourteen to beat.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
That would be a twenty three.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Okay, can you deal how much?

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Free damer? Okay, I've just come down on her back,
just crushing her spine.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
I gotta sing she and she hits takes the hit.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
Those little goat legs aren't doing you any any good things.
Right now. I can't speak ahead a whole thing, and
I just went away, you suck.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
I did the little Yeah, I can't speak in character too.
That was.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Okay, So yeah you now you're.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Up my turn. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
I want to grab her by the legs and I
want to kind of do like a wind mill spin
and throw her forward.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Uh the bug beard, take go ahead? What do you
want me to roast? Drink draft letter?

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Yeah, roll for roll for uh shot an airplane spin,
roll for acrobatics.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
I'm gonna get.

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
Rid of the three.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Well, get rid of the six different. You're being mean.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Because you're trying to throw, because you're trying to aim
it and.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Throwsture that up. Or did I say three before and
that says eighteen? It was three before the one asses
chick you said epic coin.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
I'm not gonna waste on this that sing. Let's see
if where it fails is gonna get a trying to
acrobatics to get out of it. That's dexterity, that's a hate.
So you're just grabbing on to her.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
She barely gets out.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Okay, So, uh, little little Pike is up. Little Pike
turns around and just kind of looks and just screams
like it just kind of looks. It's just like trying
to figure out who threw the chair at it? Like same,
you could you could just point to that, who.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Did it, Pike the bug bear threw the chair at you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
And like and immediately looks over at Bill and Bill
just go like and looking at Bill. Bill's gonna have
to ll like and he just shakes his head. Bill
is gonna have to roll.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
A dumb Yeah, there should be terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
Intelligence throwing that well.

Speaker 15 (01:15:01):
Deceptions charisma, Yeah, yeah, twenty one Heath, if you want
to it is a plus three on deception and that's eighteen.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
So I love how he's actually showing us. I was
just giving him ship.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
No, no, not for this one. I want you guys
to see.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
That's what I used to do when they were fighting
the boss, as I would roll for the boss. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Yeah, So now he looks over and then he just
looks up back at Heath as he was attacking before.
Little Pike is going to Little Pike is going to
do well.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Actually, Pike, why would you not believe me?

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
What did you say?

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
I asked, Pike, why you wouldn't believe me? No?

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
No, what you know what you say to him earlier
that it was no board there, roll a roll a
charrisma check, Oh god.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
I have a negative.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
To the charisma five or six six.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
He looks at you, squinting your eyes and just like
and just just charges it, Heath seven plus six so
thirteen they say sixteen.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Yeah, so hop out of the way.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Just so it's uh hit damage that would be under
under strength, wouldn't it. That's saying for okay, never mind
like any of your base stats doesn't count to a hit.
So yeah, okay, so yeah it doesn't. He charges at
you again, Heath, and he he misses. So what do
you do?

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
Jump out of the way? Should he take damage? Since
he like went headfirst into the turnbuckle.

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
I think it'd be cool if you did something like,
ass he's going towards the turnbuckle because he could grab you,
should smash his head into the turnbuckle.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
You have a you have an attack opportunity heat.

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
Yeah, yeah, I'll smash his head into the turn buckle.

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
Okay, you just roll and add whatever the unstrick says
sixteen plus plus two.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Let me see is it? I'm strike it's plus two?
Sam could grab me water it is good drip.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
So that that hits Yeah, how many damage?

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
It'll be one damage. But it was an eight team hit.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
Yeah, you smash poor Pike's face into the then it's
your path.

Speaker 10 (01:17:51):
All right, I'm gonna drop kick. I'm gonna do a
missile drop kick. See Bill bart.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
I'm imagining the six foot bug bear this three foot
aflet to jump up.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Okay, okay, what do I need to at eighteen? Is
it a pust is an arm strike? Yeah? Okay, so
thirty twenty, you hit Bill Barr?

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
What what's your what's your damage?

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
What you like?

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
You just he doesn't even move. You just go full
epic and you just and you just hear like it
goes up as as you hear it. It's like he
doesn't even move. He just looks down at you confused.
And you hit the pad and you hit the uh
and you hit the padding.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
It's okay, you did an awesome move. People are cheering.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Yeah, they're they're having they're enjoying it. Sam, you're up.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
He's over in the corner here. You should you should
come over here and beat the shop some motor boating
for damage? Yes, good gramm. It just which happens to rest, Yes,
it does. Motor boat dam or why not?

Speaker 5 (01:19:24):
Oh, motor boat a little pike.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
There and that sounds like, but those this actually happens
all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Marches or anything you want to do. You're outside the rings,
well you are.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Here. Well, you're chasing mega mega baby.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Bowsers and boxing gloves. You can do a little damage
with bombs and ship.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
You're chasing the raven though, aren't you. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Nothing, Yeah, the cuckuckkazoo a is a is bumblebean hill.

Speaker 5 (01:20:04):
Hey does my bosoms do any damn?

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Heage to a little yees suffocate him?

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
It is doing it?

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Let me see here, Uh it's death bon.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Do a.

Speaker 13 (01:20:23):
I will say, do a mess in check what doss
check to see if you can suffocate him.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Medicine seems like an just just just you're you're basically
doing a wisdom check.

Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
Okay, so doing wisdom and you've got a medicine skill
where you're druid.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
You might have a plus and let's just have a.

Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
Plus to a medicine sixteen eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
You put him in your freaking bosoms and heat and
like in saying and you know, like you're saying, you
know exactly where to put him to where you can
suffocate him, whether there's no he can't breathe.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Does a little pike tap out, little little tornado tag.
If one of them taps out, they all lose.

Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
Also, is this how I win the match for everyone?

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
D eighteen?

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
Does he make little Pike tap out?

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
A little pike should have to do a ton save?
See if he could be an eight he could be
an eighteen. Yeah, if he can't, we win the match.
Although I can still kind over the kill marylon Well.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
At this point, it's also to be fair if she does,
Marylyn's out because this is an impartial so this, if
it doesn't, Sam wins this, nobody wins but Sam.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Okay, that's hell okay. Can he be at eighteen? Fox
dice mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Constitution and he is going to do a I'm trying
to think what would be good for him performance trying
to escape.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
I thought it was a contract to see if he
gets filled with congestion.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
One hero, he does not for him, he's like here,
he doesn't take it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
So for your titties are powerful, he.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Does not like you saying he cannot hold his breath
and he is going to take so he's gonna tap out. No,
he still has health, so Peter the check.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
H nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
God damn, this fucking man, he's gonna take seven damage.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Is there even a twenty on there? I'm starting to
doubt it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Yes, I would laugh at somehow like it was molded
in away where it was not a twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
Yeah, we need to take the champion feet where you
created a nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Bail bar is cutting the bills up. Next, Let's see
who's Bill closest to you, Heath.

Speaker 16 (01:23:27):
Yeah, because I just I just missile drop kicking in
the mist epic drop kick of all time that just
like hurt his ankle a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
Yeah, he is gonna pick He's gonna pick you up,
put you in a canickoo buster, and he's going to
jump and try to land the hits.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
You and I are natural wrestlers, so we sell the
other moves for people.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
Yeah, we over exaggerate.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
But Bill apparently didn't get the memo to over exaggerator,
but I did.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Our character is in this mindset.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
He's gonna do an unarmed like so and this is
a finding style unarmed fighting, so it is a melee attack.
So it's a fifteen plus eight and it's gonna be
a D eight plus five.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Are you trying to kill me?

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
You're gonna survive. I'm not gonna let you die.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
I would say that our mindset is that we are
putting on a show, so we're we whatever he does,
even does damage, you're over exactly, you're over selling it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
Well, say, I find it funny that you killed the
one guy who has died during this campaign. That don't
worry out.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
Once I've doade like twice. This is Ronald Drums.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
That's the wrong guy. I was a ten.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
I only have ten hit points. I can only.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Imagine you are still six six Yeah and at two hell.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
Yeah, you might die? Yeah, who knows?

Speaker 5 (01:25:05):
Maybe one more ten attack to love a Pike will
do him?

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
Man has had now? Has Pike gotten out of a
tent attack?

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
No, he tried, but he failed, So you've still got him.

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
Huh, Well, so what's up next?

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Is it mean?

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
Maryland? Maryland?

Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
Did you just you? Maryland's she's gotten two or three
damage on her anything? Yeah? I do three every time
I hit so oh yeah, so she's gonna have one man?
M m hmm. Bad diabetic, bad, bad diabetic God diabetic.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
There is she is going to do a She's going
to attempt a ram uh again, Jeff again?

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Mm hmm. It's only every killed.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
She has terrible attack.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Could you do that louder?

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
She's a more. She is mostly for support. That's why
I built her this way.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
I'm trying to manute. Is that hagen fish Ut sixteen? Yeah,
he's eighteen. So I jump over her again. I'm gonna
do this. She's a say or so? Does she had horns? Yeah?
I want to grab the horns as I jump over her.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
I want to grab the horns and try to smash
her down with her face with the horns.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
That's saying you beat a fourteen, you got it, so.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
Don't fail me. Seventeen twenty one yep.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
Three day, which as I smash her face into the
ground with the horns.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
Okay, no, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Okay there, yep, you're up again. Unless just wants to
do anything?

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
How much state was? What is uh Marylynd's help?

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
Thirty five?

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Okay, well she's also level five and we're level one.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Yeah, and she is terrible at actual attacks. She legit
here that is my attacks.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
Okay, alright, I'm gonna look over at you with my
bonus action, I'm gonna be like, I know you're kind
of rusty, but get your ship together.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
And I'm doing killing word pulls me a cum bottle. Well,
I'm gonna just that's nine hells oh.

Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
That's five plus four back together and then uh, with
my action, I'm just gonna drop another elbow on Maryland.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
H I will miss seven. Okay, So I just hit
the match.

Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
When I hit the mat, I oversell him like I
sort of bounced and I do a flop and get
back on my feet, doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
I turn out?

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
It is a little little pike.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Little he's still a little pike.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
Is going to attempt to break free of the kitti hole.

Speaker 5 (01:28:32):
Hm.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
He breaks, he breaks free out of the titties, and
he is going to he is going to move beside Bill.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
Away from in there, and that is always gonna do.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
Okay, then, uh, it's my turn now.

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
Okay, I'm gonna grab a little pike and throw him
back in the corner to the titties.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
Okay, roll a h.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
Saint rolling acrobatics to Uh. Since you're trying to throw.

Speaker 9 (01:29:22):
Them a plus, what are you doing behind me?

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
Nothing? That's scary.

Speaker 5 (01:29:30):
Also a coin back here, someone's missing, Like, man, I
think that was.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
Plus one?

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Reroll?

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
Let me reroll.

Speaker 5 (01:29:44):
Oh he'spent a coin to make you a regruppel.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
He made you re roll your that twenty?

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Do you that do?

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
Yeah? Sixteen? If we get so invested in what's his ac.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
His acing is twelve?

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
His sixteen plus one? Okay, seventeen back in the corner.
I throw them back in your titties.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Well that's saying I say, can't throw him back in
the tea they used, But you throw him back over there.
It's up to say to do.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
What do? You throw them right back in the corner.
It's your turn. I can't wait till you guys are
throwing this at me, sticking back at them titties and
shake it. Baby, that was a twenty, right, No it didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
It was on the corner. It was like pointing up
in the corner, so there was nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
Oh damn it. It was so close to the twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Bye.

Speaker 5 (01:30:38):
Take a little pike's head and it's.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
The last time it tastes that high. You said it
doesn't count. It didn't hit the floor.

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
I don't know. That's that's what I'm not fighting you more.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
But yeah, what you what you do?

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
What happened?

Speaker 5 (01:30:52):
Grabbed his head and just rammed him into my titties.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
Okay, roll, maybe we're doing it wrong. Maybe you had
to hit him in the back of the head. He's
a coin. He's a coin.

Speaker 17 (01:31:07):
Mm hmmm, good lord, a little switch this tide eighteen
e eighteen plus three Roll.

Speaker 5 (01:31:34):
Eleven let us well as going against on here twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
I'm just yeah, I'm just doing a straight role. You
could pop Sure, you want to kill a little pike.
You want to kill him, making them pop out so
that we win the match.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
If you're killing, you may not like what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
Do you really?

Speaker 5 (01:32:10):
What if I cause him to pass out from lack
of oxygen, that's different from killing and he gets off.
He has some people for that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
You can do whatever you want with your epicoins.

Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
That's saying, whatever happens, he's going to have to roll
for damage. So and he's at sixteen.

Speaker 5 (01:32:28):
But if he passes out, does he lose the match?

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:32:31):
Yeah, he taps out if he If he he taps
out or you knock him out, you win the match.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
So you have to deal at least sixteen damage.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
But I thought the epic coins, we get to do
whatever we would epically. Are you going to use an
epic coin?

Speaker 5 (01:32:47):
Yes, I'm going to use it to cause him to
pass out from lack of oxygen.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
His epic is possible. You're you're, you're, you're, And he
did hate the help. That's not saying not.

Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
You think passing out from lack of oxygen and breasts
more epic.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
You have fun there with your tail.

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
Yeah, I'm holding him into my cleavage, but with my tail.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
Okay, so ding ding ding ding ding and hates us.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
No, mister Witch and mister Light are a little disappointed
because their fun was interrupted.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
But interrupted was part of the match.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
But as they look into it, everybody does scene. Everybody
is having a blast at watching it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
The edge of the guard buckle and I get on
the top and I'm like this getting everyone.

Speaker 6 (01:33:47):
To go.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
As the winner is none of the teams, but the
ring girl, who technically is not a ring girl.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
So you have to, you know, want to be declared
the winner.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
You gotta come to the center of the ring, so
you gotta be is over as slutly as possible.

Speaker 5 (01:34:13):
Yeah, I'm outside.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Yeah, the cage is like here, Okay, so you got
you gotta bend.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
Over show your asked everybody get into the ring as
sluttly as possible.

Speaker 5 (01:34:29):
So you said the one guy's gay, right who mister or.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
Mister mister Light is very phlamlloyance and you guys haven't
had a chance to talk.

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
To him yet. Oh you should be having a blast.
You and I are so oily Yeah, you shrolling out
of us.

Speaker 5 (01:34:50):
So then mister Witch is the straight one.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
Then he is the no nonsense straight like he is
like think of the Godfather kind of best.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
Well, think of mister l As Edwin.

Speaker 5 (01:35:02):
I've been over to kron the Voice of the Mad
Hatter ed Win, and I look at mister Witch. I
just give him a little week.

Speaker 4 (01:35:18):
You don't remind me. But that's such a good ad Win.
You get inspiration on the next favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
Right man.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Yeah, so he just stares at you all like you're
saying he doesn't perform. You know what ro ro roal Christmas?
See if it works, See if you can make him blush.

Speaker 5 (01:35:45):
Fifteen plus?

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
Do you mean a positive? Real quick? Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:35:55):
What is chrismonder?

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
No, it's it's your top ones. Like it's like you know,
like we said, strained dexterity, constitution and all that. It's
like your top.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
So I have a plus one, okay, so I had.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
It looks at you and kind of tits his hat
to you, so you have impressed like the head of
like the two heads of the carnival, and they and
mister Witch stands up and with a booming voice, he said,
now that was a good time everybody, and everybody roars

(01:36:42):
and like it roars with fun and like in laughter.
Everybody had a good time the in that's like, you
guys have already reached max with happiness. But if you
guys were in the negatives, you guys would be at
max happiness right now.

Speaker 5 (01:37:01):
See I have very powerful tints.

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
I help Maryland up in a very sportsmanlike way and
tell her good game.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
Like I was like, like she looks you straight, and
yet she reaches out her hand and gives you a
handshake for a good sportsmanship and then looks and just
and then whispers in your ear. It's a good thing
we weren't using spells.

Speaker 1 (01:37:27):
Is that a threat? No, No, I'm saying it would
have been a lot worse if we use spells. Oh yes,
because I would have inflicted wounds every time I touched.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
You, saying here would have done vicious mockery and stuff
like that. And then like and Marilyn just looks at
everybody and says, good, I think this is going to
benefit us. All claps our hands and everybody h and

(01:37:55):
everybody will get a long rest, and as and everybody,
and like in Maryland starts looking around, and that doesn't
sit him, and he kind of went and says, where
the king kuck go? And mister and mister which and mister.

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
Like uh goes uh chasing.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
Your what was I chasing drink on that you well,
you was chasing that you saw, but then when it
showed up, you just stood there and started yelling at them.
And the king ku got away and we just.

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
Had a long rest, so you can reset your ca okay,
So what happened that we won? What do we get? One?

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
Mm hmm?

Speaker 5 (01:38:46):
I impressed?

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
Which with your with your.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
He gave he gave her a tip of his hat.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
And the tip of his.

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
And as the end, everybody's and so as the ring
disappears of magic and we are and like and everybody
just standing in the middle of the ring while and
mister witch mister Witch says, if the are champions of
the carnival would come to our trailer like here shortly,

(01:39:21):
we will discuss the terms of the agreements. And as
this h and as I go and like and mister
Like I said, everybody go on and have fun, more fun, fun.
Everybody go out and have drinks.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
Drinks are on us tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
You got lucky. That was almost a one. So as
the crowd, as the crowds disperse and everybody starts, uh
leaving the big top Burley, the bug Bear just shows
up behind you and he goes. You all have been
summoned to to mister Witch and mister z Treyler if

(01:40:12):
you all will follow me.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
Yeah, I feel like the bug Bear is gonna like
date rapist.

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
And I will say that's where we will in the
session tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
So we're almost out right, almost out Hey, So I
got a comment for you.

Speaker 4 (01:40:34):
You said, and I quote the book says you can't
level up yet, and correct me if I'm wrong. Does
the witch Like book mention a wrestling match or a
cocaine addicted bug bear anywhere?

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
Because it does.

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
Mention gobblin wrestling. So I just turned that into a
wrestling match for.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
You Wall trying to cheat us over a level up.
He really is.

Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
Once you leave the carnival, you all level up.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
Hey, before you try to get a twenty, you could
be a d M. Would get a level up. Yeah, twenty,
Come on, nineteen.

Speaker 5 (01:41:19):
There's that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
There has to be there's something wrong here.

Speaker 5 (01:41:23):
Let me see it.

Speaker 18 (01:41:24):
Oh we get Sam just set of curious. If you
get that twenty, we gotta get a level You gotta
be the ZM and get us a level of.

Speaker 5 (01:41:36):
Sim sim cele that's racist.

Speaker 1 (01:41:43):
Thirteen.

Speaker 5 (01:41:44):
I'm gonna laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
It got to the almost of the twenty and went
back to the thirteen. But we will.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
By the end of the are you done sixteen? I
can't wait for you help them with that seven by
the end of the problem. By the next session, you
will will hopefully be out because to be honest, they're
ready to kick you all out.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
So mean the end of the next session.

Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
Yeah, so why did they want to kick us out?

Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
Make it make sense? You will see next session. We
just had an all time WrestleMania classic. Be the sweetest people.

Speaker 2 (01:42:27):
Yeah, sure we have done the greatest things.

Speaker 5 (01:42:31):
But marthen Nation.

Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
We'll see everybody next week as we finish trailer park
trailer park madness. And then after that we will we'll
get we'll get things set up for another fun time.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
So thanks for joining us.

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
Have a week. Thank you for.

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