The Crossroad To Witchlight | Ep 11| Not Another Halfling Tale - Crossroad Guild Adventures

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh mean.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I'm angry to Welcome to the Crossroad gaild Adventures. I'm
nearing the monster lover. You're Dungeonmaster. Here's what happened last time.
Hello everyone, welcome back to another fun adventure in the

(00:23):
witch Lights with the Crossroad killed. First off, I want
to introduce our new member for this campaign. We have
the second time. Well, we're not for this campaign. We
have Cat again for for witch Lights. Cat what just
to kind of give an idea, what what for? Everybody?

(00:46):
What are you playing? I am playing a drown Okay,
we will introduce her here shortly. We are currently waiting
for Sam to show up. So we will continue with
story a fighting the fighting mongoose story.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
We were there.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
They're one where the mongooses, the fighting mongoose.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
That's the whole team name. Sure is it?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Look it up? We have the technology we can. If
I'm not mistaken, I think it may be a Google.
I thought, wasn't that your your guys tag team wrestling
name during the match? Okay, it's both is a Google.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
But it's mostly mongooses.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Okay, okay, so yeah, so we will be continuing uh
Heath and Jeff's story as they are running errands for Bablrna.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Hey, hey, me and Badlora need some alone time in
the pool.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I think that's where we ended was in.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
The pool, right, and you guys are in my promise
alone time with my Ria Ripley looking bad Lorna.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'm sitting at the edge of the pool, just depressed.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Are you depressed? You know why I'm depressed? First off,
she looks like her like I have mommy issues.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
No, I'm not. I am definitely well. I get too.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
And my rat's still missing, our friends betrayed this which
has set us on a path of like destruction, and
I'm depressed about it.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Look at her boobs. No, yes, you go have fun.
I'm just gonna sit here and look at this metal.
Where's Ben?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
She's still upstairs.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Oh, let's go upstairs out. I guess.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
As you all. Let's think so Heath, where's your map?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, he's a match.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Okay, which way are you wanting to go?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I guess just the way that we So you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
There's no more wasp, Yes, there's no more wasp.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
You all.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, you're gonna go up. You're gonna go up to
be four and you're gonna immediately go back and back
through the kitchen where you're gonna see uh red cap
still there. Yeah, yeah, you see bloody toes. So like
she's gonna look at you guys and go, what the
fuck happened to you all?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
We killed a big trap bomb monster happened to you?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Touchet? That's so? Why do why do? Why'd you guys
come back up?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's the Batlona?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
How would you want to do that? Yeah, she's hideous.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I don't know. It's it's all him. He's all the
time with Florna. If we kill the monster.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I was gonna say, it may be a good idea.
She's been a little crusty as of late. Yeah, so
that's a little. So you all you walk your happy
ass back over to the the little hallway that leads
to her to her room at B ten. What do

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you do? You knock, introduce yourself and.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Oh announced slightly that Florna, my sweet we finished the
first task.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh, dearie, you've you got my bath on nice and warm.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I throw my mouth.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Oh don't worry, sweetie, you have my little toy. You
have please to meet Now go downstairs and I shall
meet you for your boy have you.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Tarned Italian since we've been gone.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I don't remember the accident this last time. I think
I did Russians kind of like a little.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
So I run back down to the pool and throw
all my clothes off. Okay, I walk very slowly. Okay,
I'm ready ready?

Speaker 2 (05:28):
So are you just going?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Ready?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
So you're just gonna stand there like this, but as
snake or you're gonna get in the water or anything.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Staying there naked, fully erect. I'm ready to go.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
So you start hearing footsteps coming down the steps, and
you're hearing creaking as it goes. She enters in, and
you do see like like you do see about Lorna
and a towel and she and it is showing the
curves you are seeing.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
So she walks over and slowly gets into the water
and goes, Yes, Mama has definitely needed this.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
On top of her, I throw up again.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
As the water splashes you heath m hm. You also
seem to have forgotten that the water is still little acidy.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
You said that the water purified itself as it came
up and purified.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Slowly, was still purifying it filled it up. It was
still purifying, but there's still just a bit left. But
three you take three downs, She's worth it. The water

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starts to get steamy. Ooh, folk starts to envelop the room.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
Ooh.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
As this goes down, Heath row an investigation check at
advantage even better.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Plus two sixteen nineteen twenty one.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
You feel something very hard on Bavlorna, something massive. She
got one too bigger than your horse. Oh baby, and
she picks you up and whispers, are you ready to
become my toy like you promised?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
That's what I whispered about Lorna. You never knew how
the power bottom.

Speaker 7 (08:08):
She fucks you, Heath, Oh yeah, she she gives you
the business with her, Heath.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
I'm gonna need you to roll a constitution saving throw.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
I am just staring out the mountains, you guys, hearing
moaning and trying to figure out how to do powerwork,
killing myself.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
M it's not looking she's giving, she's not holding back.
Heath roll another D four.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
When we were kids, you once told me if you
if you died by this stoor, you can get what.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
To resurrect you before tick for damage.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh yes, mommy.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
And you And now she flipped you over on your
on your back heath role perception check.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
A seventeen.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
You see the magic come undone and what's underneath her
now that the water is finally starting to help her skin.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I get even harder.

Speaker 8 (09:59):
He no, he doesn't care, he has no fucks.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, and as that happens, she gets this is after
she's had her way with you.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Don't get to fuck her back.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
She bends over and allows you to performance check. Do
a performance check at disadvantage.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Oh that was an at twenty two sixteen plus two eighteen.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
You get her off.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Fuck. Yes, it's a good It's the best day of
my life. What this?

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Nope, I am not paying attention to you.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
You get a smell of a heath after what's done?
Fish and ship, not even fish. I wouldn't even say that.
We're talking rancid scum. We're talking like, oh god, baby,
we're talking like not even rotten hot dogs. We're talking

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like we're talking stuff that's been like stuff in the
back of the fridge for godden lost of time, like
Granny used to do.

Speaker 9 (11:28):
Living Jeff, what we're all medicine check.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
To see what if you can tell if he caught something?

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Are we done because I'm not paying Like i'mving headfirst
into that.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I'm gonna be like down there with my mouth while
I'm drinking off because I'm not paying attention. But I'll
go ahead and do it because I'm I want no
part of this.

Speaker 8 (12:06):
Let me use luck, use luck I think I got.
Let me check out that head to choosing a row,
I'm using a different days.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah m M. That is my position to better amount
of this. Yeah, last lot M twenty five.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Jeff, you have dealt with some clerical work in your time, okay,
And it's a good thing you didn't join in. Thank
God for your mommy issues because from what you can
tell looking at that bablrny, you can tell there's nothing

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that's gonna be able to help Peithe, especially with every
fucking diseases.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Did she catch something from him too, Well, I've got Herbert.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
She has it all. She's like, it's like Quagmire.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
They've just shared their I've had Herbert gon Ciphe for
a long time. He got that when we were kids.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
That's saying you're you're you aren't gonna get like, yeah,
you're not gonna be able to find uh Ni quill
col fluentides in this one.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
But I mean, although, well, what about the bottle of
cub that's supposed to cure everything?

Speaker 10 (13:50):
Yes, one frothy bottle of cum, Sir Masis goes on.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
You basically get her off.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
I've got like five bottle. I don't want to give
one to bad Wren. And she takes my bottle to come.
You tell her that it gets rid of it gets
rid of everything. It's carried me from herbs late at
least five times. I just jerked him off from the
presence of out of the word and fill up bottles. Well,

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give this entire adventure. I'm starting to remember that my
life got better.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
We're all persuasion check.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Huh yeah, I remember. You know, it wasn't so bad
that I thought they were dead. Nineteen bucks four.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
She'll take it, she'll drink it, so she feels a
whole new woman.

Speaker 10 (14:43):
And she that was her back ripley.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Nope, Nope, she's still the hag.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Well i'll take I'll take two bottles up, drink a
bottle myself.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
M mine's mine stew bottles apple that day.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I always eat pineapple.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
It's my favorite fruit, I say, as my head's tongue
down and I'm crying.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
But after all this sudden done, she looks at you.
I said, now go find Mommy's book.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I throw up my mouth again. All right, where's that
book again? Baby?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
The last person to have it? What's the king you killed?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Ah? That's stupid frog, So let's go get it. So
now mommy says, so.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
So you all had back down to a downfall.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
M hm, let's let's sneak in this time we have.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
They did say, you like, as long as you mentioned
that Batlorna sent you, they will back off, okay. And
she also said that you all have been like freed
from her by her words.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Let's say, okay, so we are been partying by the fiend.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
By Bavlora herself, which the others are scared shitless of her.
So mm hmm I should have had sad prano offham
mactter downfall. So you all, I'll give you the.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Saying. You guys are.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Right. Let's say you got off right here at the tree.
The last place you all met the king was over here,
and was over here, roll in in sight, roll a
history check both.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Of you m m hm, sixteen history right.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Ayjing, you both do remember that right before when you
all first met the king, that he was reading a book,
But you don't remember much after that after your blood
soaked kill of the poor kid.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
I mean, I'm completely justified attempted coup that. I think
that's that's what it means.

Speaker 11 (17:40):
Yeah, so y'all you're.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Joint monarchs of the frog your attempt of the coup,
and I just backed you up, just like I backed
up Sam when he murdered a poor saw my.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Poor innocnail.

Speaker 12 (17:57):
Throwing your support means you you support the decision.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
I support my party. It's gonna make you, Lord Chancellor
wrong people. I just want to go watch plays and
eat slim gyms. My British Italian rad.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
We we we really don't know what it feels. It's
like it changes every week depending on Like he changes
the accent every week like whenever.

Speaker 13 (18:33):
Because I get him to tell me about it, because
he said, you can't speak with animals, and I'm like, no,
I know, but he just says he has an accent.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
So well, so I feel like he's British. I would
feel like this rat would speak with the with the
British accents.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
So it's just like, well, no, I mean it's because
of one of your spells you did is like gods, yeah,
that was Maryland.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
It was.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
It was something when we were in the fear place
that when we found out that he was afraid the
one person was afraid of.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
He's spoken multiple times, he spoke to when you guys
first got him, because Maryland was the one who casted
speak to animals m and Maryland was the one who
used up befriend animal and acquired him.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
So the accent came from a spell when we were
inside of the horror the fear thing.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I don't have to go back and re listen that one.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
But yeah, so you guys are.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
The curses.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well of that thing. And then the
curse ended and he went back to normal. So you
guys are.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Outside of the gates. I haven't seen him since the
curse ended, so I wouldn't know we got kidnapped.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Actual, well, you guys are you guys are over backed
by the balloon factory. That's I would throw you guys
over by the balloon factory and going, well, that's saying
instead of over like, instead of putting you over here,
I'm putting you over here. So you don't have to
fight the giant evil tree. Would you rather fight the
giant evil tree? Heath, It would easily kill you. You're

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going over by the fucking balloon factory that you all
put out because it's something at least familiar.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
If we die, is the thing.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
You all go over to. You guys are land over
by the balloon factory that it's still sloping.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I thought we were walking.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
So when to get there, you have to take a lift.
This was explained before multiple times. Damn like to get
back down, you have to take the lift back. Okay,
so you took one of the four lifts over here

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to the balloon factory where it drops off.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, I just I didn't know if he said it today.
It was just like I didn't.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
So you remember nothing, Yeah, we know, we are fully
aware you remember nothing, Heath. Uh So, so now all
you gotta do is just walk back over the bridge
and you start here where the dead frogs, where the
dead frogs heads were, And you hear talking and said, oh, hey,

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I remember those guys. How y'all doing.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
To us about how you become king? Well you did
ask the king too, but yeah, that's well, he's a
dead king. Now I guess all the frogs are liars.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Oh good, you guys killed that in that Terrible King.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
God. Yeah, so, uh, he had a book that we're
looking for. You don't know anything about that, would Joe? Listen,
They're gonna just lie.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
To talking about bad lor in this bad book and
bad blood. Sure he was dumb enough to take it.

Speaker 11 (22:22):
Shoot, I don't guess he was.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Oh God, that's that's saying well, if he had it,
that's saying you would have to well to be fair.
I don't know why. Like he was the last. If
he was the last one to have it, I would
think that it's still be on his body. But if
something happened, what are the.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Few literary rights for you from people? What do they
do with your dead bodies?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
I died. You've never had anybody die while you were alive?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Well for me, I let the other people take care
of that.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
I see why somebody killed you. Know you're a terrible king.
I grab you the rest and say, come on, this
isn't gonna do any I've had a long day. I
feel sick to my great day depends day alive. Come on,
I'm your older brother, I'm done with this. Come on,
ok I'd like to walk back to where the king

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was killed.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
You're good. What's your role?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Heath? Eleven one?

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Was it all D twenties? Was it D sixes?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Everything?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Looking?

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Everything?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Look? So you'll get to the uh. You all get
to like the crap what's a call again? Awning?

Speaker 5 (23:47):
The uh?

Speaker 2 (23:49):
The gazebo, gazebo, thank you? Yeah, yeah, you get you
get back to the the gaz toad and you and
you all start looking around, both of you roll a
investigation check.

Speaker 11 (24:11):
I'm teaches sing you up.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
You're not very nice. Seven. Oh wait, no, eleven.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Fifteen by the skin of Jeff's teeth. Jeff's teeth, he
found it.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
I was. I was struggling to figure out what fourteen
plus one was for some reason that what fun? You do?

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Find a big red book?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Hey, you can come pick this up. I'm not touching it, Okay,
is it? Is it a book?

Speaker 2 (24:48):
It's a book.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
It's a book. Well, it's open it up and see
I ain't touching it. You do grab a booking up
on or not.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Rolling intelligence?

Speaker 14 (25:02):
Roll?

Speaker 1 (25:03):
I probably should have picked it up. What is intelligence?
It's just your straight up intelligence. Yeah? Yeah, eight? I
saw how many terrible diseases as women had. I don't

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want to take up anything of hers.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
You see that the book itself, it is written like
I'm saying, somebody wrote in it. You can make out
some of the names, but it is chicken scratch tote
scratch it. This is terrible writing. It makes my writing
look legible. It Legit looks like just a psycho was
writing it. Has written this book.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Throw it in your bag. Let's take it back to
her so that you can get whatever she promised you for.
This too, is her book.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
You assume it's her book.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
I'm I'm gonna assume anything we do. It's magics book. Right?
What about ole con check?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Okay, a little corner check.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
You said that was pretty much just the book of
everybody that belonged her, So it's so important. I don't
think it's just sitting here fourteen just a plain old book. Okay.
Then I'm going to grab the book and throw it
into the small Okay, can I stop him? I Am

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going to like just knock it out of his hand.
But they don't do that. This isn't a book, just
it doesn't smell like her. Just just pour it onto
it and case me neither. I lick the bind you
of the book. It doesn't taste like her either. It's
not a book.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Okay, fine, then fine, Then where it's goad?

Speaker 1 (26:55):
I want to pass the fireboat. I want to bart
of the book.

Speaker 15 (27:01):
Okay, so we're like fighting, I just go okay, the
book explodes. What's what's firebolt?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Do?

Speaker 3 (27:17):
I hurl a boat of fire at a creature and
as and then rain make a range spell attack against
the target. When it hits, the target takes one D
ten of fire damage. A flammable object hit by this
star spell tarts burning if it isn't being worn and carried.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
So, uh, what's the book's ac well?

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Right, well it's a little soggy, so I'm saying it
does take some damage, but it doesn't burn. It's wet.
You're in a swamp. This is a wet book.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Hey, I'm gonna cast locate object, Okay, I describe the book.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Since the direction of the object's location, if the objects
within a thousand feet, if the object's.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Emotion, I know the direction of the movement. The spell
can locate an object.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Known to you if I've seen it by thirty feet,
I cannot detect a different object.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Is in any fitness of a lead block?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, the spell works. That's the book.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
This is the book, dumbass, I don't believe it's the book.
You see a slip gin rising from the air and
it spins around and it just points at the book.
That's the fucking book. Put it in your bag.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
To are the Lord and Savior, the Lord of savage
if this is true love? Oh great, macho one, give
me a side you see?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
No, no, no, the slim gem immediately just starts floating
on its own and slaps you upside the face to
roll a D four.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
You think, then I'm gonna power bomb them? Please? That's
a few. What do you want me to do? Roll
on a tack roll? Or do you want to have
the little strength check to pick up the grab woman?
Pick him up?

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Do a strength check.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
You probably got to strength to seventeen, my good friend,
I'm award your strength award player. You get advantage of seventeen?
Is better NAT twenty? You just living power bomb anyway?

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I pick him up the power bomb here, Okay, I
might four you roll the damage. I mean you the
one that yeah, the person who does whatever how much?
I never see take your unarmed strikes. I don't know
if it's if.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
It's an arm Yeah, if it's an armed strike, you
would have to roll for that.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
It depends on what it is because mind's a lot
higher because of the word player does the same with
I think exactly one with you. I think one damage
take you one damage? Wasn't that good enough? That you

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saw our God?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Just I guess we'll take the suspiciousness slapped you with
this meat stick to you?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Trust our God? The spell I used was from him
and then he hit you. I don't trust this place
or anything in him. Worst case scenario, we have to
come back. Let's just go a fine, Let's go back
to I forgot how you forgot?

Speaker 2 (31:10):
You also have forgotten that Babylona did have one more
thing for you, and that was to pick up her
package that she specifically asked you to pick up. And
as her, you're as you kind of sold yourself to her, Heath.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Did she that was the.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
I her?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Did she tell us where the package is?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
It's in town? And I don't know if you remember,
but I even said so. He you're selling like you're
becoming her play thing.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Right because I'm in love with it.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
So basically as right now, you're you're feeling compelled to
find this object.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
And I passed, so this wouldn't work on me. Let's
go do your object thingy.

Speaker 11 (32:08):
She told you.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah, well, then let's go to the place. I don't
remember the I want to get back here again history
remember where she said?

Speaker 2 (32:17):
That's all That's actually where I'm looking right now.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
So excuse me. One?

Speaker 4 (32:20):
And what.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Six was cock? Cock? In eighteen?

Speaker 2 (32:31):
It's all the way on the other side of the map.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Why do we get there? The elevator thing, it's gonna
take a boat or some ship.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
You could swim across if you want. You could walk around,
you can if you wanted to take the el like,
go back, take the elevator and then go back do nineteen.
There's there's you want to get there.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
I have this strange feel that whatever we pick is
gonna be bad. I feel something it's out to get us.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
I think we should just walk. It's gonna take us forever.
But I mean, you remember that song Mom used to sing,
you know that I would walk five hundred miles. Yeah, yeah,
that's a good song.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
We could just sing that as we walked, like old times.
Unless you're too upsetsed. But let's hold hands and skip
like these too, kids.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Okay, okay, so we're gonna hold hands and skip singing
five hundred miles.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah, and I would walk this amount of miles.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
You go sing, Heath, come off. So you guys, you
guys are skipping. You gotta give me time to you
gotta role play here a little bit while I go
to the next thing where you wanna have to do stuff?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
What's the next area?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
So you will rake all the way back to the
uh back to the entrance of the of the like
where you all first made entry.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
What was that.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
We made back?

Speaker 12 (34:21):
All?

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Well, like when you first came to alfahas all all
the way back here. You end up like taking a
little boat to say, hey, can you meet one of
the guys from the like from the entrance? Hey, can
you hop us to the other side. You take a boat.
They take you over to D nineteen.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Were the boat Many of them play cards.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
This it's just a little old boat, not river boat.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
I just thought, you know, it's gonna take a while.
There's gonna be one person might want to play cards.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Or everybody seems to be working, So you all make
it to like you all see it, like, make it
over to see a watch tower ten foot high, raised
wooden platform stands atop a mound of mossy earth and mud.
Two bollywogs lays at their guard post atop the platform,

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occasionally peering through a long spyglass mounted on a swivel.
A frayed clothes line attached to one corner of the
watchtower is four strown with patchwork garments. The line stretches
down toward the nearby lake before disappearing into the fog.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Never any I'm not racist, but I've come to hate
these fucking bollywogs.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Why there's a pain of ass? I mean, we're only
doing this for the hag, so wouldn't it make sense
that she's the paint of the ass. Don't ever talked
about her like that ever? Again? Yeah, literally, that pain
was great, its one. It was the most intense, wonderful,

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playful pain of her head. Tanks.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
You all continue to keep walking down the path, and
then you and over to the side you do see
a fray robe tether's a giant toad to a wooden
post in the middle of this hut. The toad looks
uncomfortable as a pair of sticky, webbed hands push their

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way out of its mouth. The toad's jaws open wide
and irregular taste of bullet walk Is he giving birth?
Who falls prone on the floor?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
So are you giving birth?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Just see a giant toad just falls prone over there
on the floor.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Out of another toad's mouth, right, yep, it's just some
weird way of giving birth.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Yeah, God, that was terrible.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Did you give birth? They clean your teeth? No?

Speaker 2 (36:58):
This this giant toad by man? This is this was uh,
this was this was the former king gull up the
nineteenth mouth. But with him he uh.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
He want to walk over to the giant toad and
whispered his ear, I killed your master.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
You he take a do perception check to get a
good look at the.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
At the.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
What one of my jobs is to take care of it?
It's handler?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Wow, please be a man. One night.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
He realized that this is a guard.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Mhmm.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
You realize that the toad that you're talking to, handler
is also one of the guards.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Hand I'm pulling the giant toad and whispering in the
giant toad's ears.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yes, And you notice that the person who is handling
it is what the guards. The guard looks. Yeah, the
guard looks over at you and gives you suspicious looks
and said, you guys are from around here? Are you?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
We're here because bad Lorna told us too. Yeah, we're
picking the package. You the package.

Speaker 16 (38:23):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
That's saying if you're looking to pick up a package,
you are looking for that building. And he points over
like just over the next way. It's like, legit, just
down the path, take a left and shred there.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Let's go with feeling this, okay. Bev Lorna also said
that we get the giant toad that was the king's mouth.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Bad Lorna said it, okay, you can have them.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Thanks, hop already.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
He added, giant toad to your point, and.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
It reminds me of whiskers. And I just started bawling,
crying as I'm getting on the back of the tube.
So do I add this as a old creature?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:18):
I had a creature here shortly was stuck in traffic.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
I had a creature, had a creature? So after, what
do we want to name this toad?

Speaker 14 (39:29):
Right?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
It probably already has a name.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Well, we're naming it for us, you all with one
jump when you get there, you're already there. But also
it kind of hurts itself and knocks it to the
building because it was within Like.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Shoot, you can't add a creature. You just had to
add a customer at tocado? Has you to want to
go in there?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Yeah, I'll do that later. You used to be able
to do it. You used to be able to add
a mountain stuf. But I don't know why it doesn't
let you anymore?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
So why why does he? What what happens in this problem?

Speaker 2 (40:06):
The toad takes a jump and ends up smashing into
the building.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Is he okay? Former menace to check? Maybe make sure
toad is okay?

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Anything, the toad has a concussion.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
I'm gonna lay my hands on him and cast cure wounds.
He's back.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
He just goes, I word it.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
I wrapped some bandages around his head. Sorry, you should
take that much dammage?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
And and yeah, he just looks over it. He just
looks over at you, just kind of opens his mouth
and slowly just starts like trying to engulf you. He's
attempting to kiss, but he doesn't understand the concept and

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that you're halfway into his mouth and you're just young.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
This day cannot get any stranger. I'm pretty sure I'm dead.
I'll put my half my mouth this frog is. I'm
pretty sure I'm dead.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
I died standing Just the inside of the door is
a jittery bullywalk with a spear, and behind this guard
is a wooden crate with hunting gear piled atop it.
Huddled in the back of the hunt are four more bulliwalks.
Tension hangs heavy in the air as one of the
huddled bulliwalks signals you to enter and join the conversation.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
They want to declare it very loudly, everybody, we the
lovers of Babylorna have come from a package.

Speaker 10 (42:07):
Well you were there, you heard it, all right, What
are you guys here for the package?

Speaker 2 (42:14):
I just said it's package, and she set you all
to to fetch it. Then she said him, you you
made a deal with her.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
You fucked that happily, dude?

Speaker 2 (42:33):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Everything? Only the wonderful things.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Like that's what shoot even on our bullywalk standards. That's
a one.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
I took care of him when we were kids, and
I accidentally dropped him once. I'm pretty sure it had
long term effings.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
What okay, what is the what is the age difference
between you all?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
I know I'm older five six years yeah, five years,
five years older.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Okay, so what is your current age?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
My character's current age is thirty.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
One, okay, okay. I said, well I think we were.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
You were about ten when our parents went and we
thought steps of parents died with.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
The Yeah, okay, so they're gonna look at you, and
I said, well, we're we're not gonna head up there.
So as of right now, I need you all to
both of you roll a athletics check.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Fourteen. It's a straight relive that six years.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Ten. You're having trouble, but you you have you guys
have a package. Yeah, you you have no problem like
just lifting this crate up like Heath, Like Heath is
having trouble.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
This is what happens when you skip leg day. Brother,
I'm gonna call for a giant to to come help, Like,
call him over.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
He kind of you see him, like kind of look
in the doorway and just kind of just trying to
wiggle his way in, but he's stuck back up.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
We're gonna stand to decide. You shoot your huge tongue
at it and snap it through the door.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
He is stuck in the doorway. He's when he pooed this.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Well, let's push it back out kind of let you
down in the box, and I guess I just try
to push it out.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
You you you, you guys, do try do a do
another athletics check. Fuck four, you guys are having the
worst trauma of this. You're like, it looks to the
point where somebody may have to go like just you

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may have to get some help. You guys may legit
have to crawl through a window and have these guys help.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
You can I drink the potion of advantage I got
from Tom and drag again. Okay, gives me advantage for
an hour. So sixteen, you.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Give one good push after you drink this potion. You
you feel like you just kind of feel the power
come through you and you just scream, I have the power,
and you push them in the toe just kind of
pops through.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
There. You go.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Okay, just use your legs and just you're the one
who's all in this for bablrner, right, but you've already
almost left her book and now you're.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Gonna break the package. Just pick it up with your legs. Well,
you will help me out. Then, yeah, I have an
entirely box over my head. Okay, yeah, okay, how big
is this package? We're half wings, so keep that in mind.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
This is like a roughly this is a good sized box.
We're we're looking. We'll say it's about you know, how
big a palette is. Think about if a palette was
the size of the box, you know, like what.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Two halflings to put like a like a palette, like
a full palette of stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
It's not no, it's not like it's the size of
a palette. You know, just like think of like a palette,
but it's like one continuous just big square made of palettes.
I'm thinking of this a comparison of a size like
a palette standing up. We're like yeah, yeah, I'm using

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like something like you know that we are familiar with,
like a palette.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
No, no palette shaped.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah, like think of of a palette. It's a giant crate.
So it's about like a size of a pal was
standing on its side and just like you know, like
we put four palace together.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
You see.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
It's a palette sized square. Yeah, it's like a box
on the museum.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah, yeah, something like that. Okay, and I've got over
my head and it's just one giant package.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Then we're just gonna push it out the door. Yeah,
how big is our toad?

Speaker 2 (47:52):
It's a giant toad. So we're looking at about Let
me get let me get the monster.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
God, you don't think I want to name this too.

Speaker 11 (48:05):
I've got a great name for it.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
I do too, but I understand it Whiskers. I was
gonna say we should name it Jake, but Jake or
Ricky Ricky?

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Yeah, what can't your brother just want to name somebody Ricky.
It doesn't have to be after you know, like it's
arch numesis that.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
He hates or anything. I think we named it whiskers.
You know, we don't name it whiskers. Why not. It's
a great name. Yes, it's a great name. But I
already had the whiskers. Yeah, but this whiskers is bigger. Yeah,
but my whiskers is my whiskers. Then let's name him
like Tom. I don't even tongue, it's stupid, Terry.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
It's a medium so it's a medium size, So it
is about the size of about seven foot tall frog.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
It's named him leap he's a leap frog.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
You beat me. I was actually thinking about that, was
like like leap frog.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
They didn't used to call me leap and landy.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
They did, unfortunately, usually because you leaped into everybody's pants.

Speaker 17 (49:32):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Before that hold on with his tongue and stick in
his mouth and then he jumped back to bad borders. Yeah,
you guys immediately jump like you guys. After a few jumps,
you guys make it all the way back to as
like he's able to make the jump like the uh
was a good name for this thing. Leap leap is

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able to make jump it, jump it and go all
the way to you makes it all the way back
to the kitchen. So if you unveiled unveil be fourteen.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
I guess it was one of these that I already uncovered.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yeah, so you when you get there, you see three
large iron cages hanging from wooden beams that extends out
from this balcony over the lake below.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Yeah, okay, we're right outside of the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
You see a dead body.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
I bet that was the body from the heart that you.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Probably looks to be looks to be a sador.

Speaker 14 (50:52):
Let's go give these items to my suite, and I
checked the savors body for I want to loot the okay,
just in cases anything on him?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
When you roll uh.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Roll a uh roll sid of him, see if you
find anything?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Yeah, probably not.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Ten you don't find anything.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Can I do like a religion check or something and
do some like funeral rights? Who cares? It's a dead
You go talk to her. You've got your box. You'll
end up sucking her. Let me, but let me put
this Sator to rest. We double team. We've talked about
doing life on Tower for a long time, and I

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always tell you I don't want to. You're the one
that says we should do an eevil doab.

Speaker 16 (51:58):
No.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I want to of the funeral rights to the sator
dead for a long time. I think you just killed him.
He's got a gap in his chest where our heart was.
That's not my fault. I would like you give it.
I'm gonna do the funeral rights. No, may I do
funeral rights to the choice? Yeah, a rote religiency. I

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welcome to this, I guess.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
And he is naked, by the way, Okay, he's a naked.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Sator fifteen, you got it. I just say some words and.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
I hold him and I just pray that Manto helps
him pass into the next life as a fearsome warrior.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
And why I'm doing that? Did you stay there?

Speaker 14 (52:56):
You go?

Speaker 1 (52:56):
I stayed there. I have and move what you've done?
Can I also hold him? Man and the funeral rites.
You're gonna throw him? But whatever heads in here?

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Okay, this is like our cat that we had, uh
thirty twenty slam dunk tart cat.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Yeah, in reverence to you, old great Lord of Mancho,
I power bomb this body over the top.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
And into the wall. Well it goes.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
You take the whole cage and you throw it over.
You guys, did an attempt to open the cage. You
just said he was laying a landing three cages from
said he was landing there he was in the cage.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
He didn't say that. I didn't realize you meant the age.
I just met.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
No, he's he's dead. He was in the cache, but
now he's in the water. Still what it is? But
you you did throw the cage over the thing. So
it's off to last week. Let's go, y'all enter through
the door back to the kitchen. Bloody Toes is in
the process of making dinner and She just kind of

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looks over says, uh, you.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Guys again, Yeah, fuck you?

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Fuck you too, buddy.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Did you and mom go live with Uncle Terry?

Speaker 18 (54:26):
We did?

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Actually, things are making a lot of sense. I thought
you guys were dead. I thought Uncle Terry was dead too.
But now.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
As you'll, as you will walk through, you just kind
of hear the mumble like her, you hear Bloody Toes
mumbles a bunch of freaking idiots.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Yes, I will accept that at this point, Bloody Toes.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
All right, So we go to where you go, back
to where you believe bad Lorna would be.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Okay, so we go in there.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
She's not in there.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Is there anybody in there?

Speaker 2 (55:02):
No, there's no try nowhere somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Well, you know, let's go back to the kitchen and
see if it's stupid goblin thats where she is. You
know it's only mean to because now it's just mean
to us, because it's mean to us.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Never mind, Yeah, okay, let's go, Hey, fuck her, where's
Bevlorna at?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Do I look like her fucking keeper?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Work here? Though?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
You think I have a choice to work here?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
I don't give a funk where she got.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
That's a good question. How about you go fucking find
her piece because I'm trying to cook. I have a
job here can cook.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
I'm just sitting in the corner and folding my head,
rubbing my temples.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Body does just face the face, just cussing each other.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Out and get it over with. I'm trying to kiss.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
She slaps you upside the face.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Fucking bitch.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
I heard why I went down there. I don't want
to have what you got.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
It's just jealous them both.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
By the way, I still wouldn't take the chance. I
know where that's been.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
I don't blame you. I was just stating.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
So you guys are back in the kitchen. You have
two you got, you got, and you know that there
are one, two, three.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Four that spell that you can do where you can
find things. It's a fine object object. I came in
Bevlon and I'm sure it's still in there. That's to
be fair.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
You guys were in a bat so she probably already
cleaned it out type.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
I would clean herself up after sex. Can ken Seaman
count as an object?

Speaker 2 (56:59):
It's a living thing?

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Do your magic? Well, I can't find humans or living things.
It has to be an animate objects.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
Yeah, I don't think I have first fine person or
find persons probably work better.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Here.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
Just hold my uh oh, it's like compass for a second,
I want that Fornas Pusey and Dick. Who is it
telling me to go?

Speaker 2 (57:31):
It's spinning around almost like she isn't there at the
moment I.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Take my thing back.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Of course, we went and did all of her tasks.
Since she's not here, we had to stay for a
part two. She's like those terrible ten second plays called
play talks that they're just you always have to go
find part two somewhere else in the city.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
It's terrible. Let's just go spend hours trying to find
them and you never find them. Let's just go wait
in her little sitting room. We can we can take
a rest.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
You knowing that she is not there, you can think
maybe what free stuff I could get in here.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
I automatically remember she's got little security fuckers all the way.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Yeah, we're for the house, and he's in love with
this woman. So if I try to steal something and
I don't steal, so yeah, so we're just gonna We're
just gonna hang out in that room that we met
her in. I'm gonna put my diary and I'm gonna
write I fucking hate my life. While he's doing that,

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I'm gonna be furiously masturbating in the corner. You're oiled
to everybody, and you just remember how terrible your brother.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Is furiously masturbating, And then I'm gonna turn around and
lock eyes with him.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
While he's crying over whiskers. This is why I'm in therapy.
This is why I'm int therapy. Man. I'm starting to
think Dad was the better care Dad was awful after
your death. He took me to therapy, and I'm thinking,
he just why do you think I have the way

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that I am because of our mother. Obviously there was
a sight a saint of getting dick down. It was.

Speaker 10 (59:30):
Hm hmm an de positive for a moment, impossible, accorded
a court.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
According to the king, it was okay. But now once
we have she pulled it off. Well I even hesitated
on that as well.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
We'll make it the end. We'll make it back down
to flower happy little selves, back to slanty. I'm sorry,
we'll we'll get a little bit into it. You guys
just went away for sam Or and we're able to

(01:00:16):
do a commercial breaka commercial here. Sorry putting up about
that's take a lot of shot come up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Okay, the least character, what do is every chaout of
Spain has done? Because it's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Well at least turned down a little bit so it
doesn't get get caught up on the recording. So so
now we move back over to tell Abar. Last time
we saw Talibar, he was still in his cage. You
all just came up to him, and he looks over

(01:01:06):
to you and Sam they were still waiting for it,
and goes, well, hello, who are you all? Are you
here to rescue me? I know, yes, Morgoth, you're alive,
But how us think I heard that you were? You

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were caught while we were leaving. She looks over and said, well,
tell them I'm Sally like I got lucky. These these
not these adventures here were able to to help me escape.
But what what happened? Let's well, we were flying on

(01:01:47):
our way to escape or heading heading over to uh
telling Me Hill, when out of nowhere something struck off
balloon and we started to come down, and sadly Wigglewogg
did not make it in nahetto console him as he
laid dying. But but here not after that, something something happened.

(01:02:16):
When when I landed here there was a goblin. He
didn't speak much, but he gave me much inspiration, much
hope that we s good would come. But during but
then out of nowhere I all there was was yells
and slaughter. And then out of nowhere, eh, a giant
bear came and he he I I. The amount of

(01:02:40):
people that he killed in his wake was astonishing, and
he was able to break the goblin out. They did
everything they could to break my cage, but it would not.
It wasn't until I told them to let me go,
but do not worry about me just and they told

(01:03:00):
me their plan to form their assistance to to go
against Mavona, that there were heroes here that would who
was sent to to help us. But he told me
that not to worry, that some one would eventually come
and help him. And I told him to go go
the the others will. That's saying, as long as the

(01:03:21):
revolution is is at hand, I can happily wait. And
but is as good to see that you have at
least some companionship among this. But as for now, I
am unable to escape. To tell my queen that that
like so she can gather an army. But it looks

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like that. My my place is at the only way
to give to to do this is to find jingle jangle.
She is a goblin who lives atop Tell me heill,
But if I am being honest, I'm not for sure
for telling me he would be. It is a moving,
moving thing, but it's it's only a matter of time.

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But if you guys are willing to help get me
out of here, I will pay you all back in
great in great deeds, and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
To do it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
If there's anything I could answer or help, I would
be willing to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Have a lock pick. That's how you're more about.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
He's not here to roll.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Or anything, but.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
You can try.

Speaker 11 (01:04:33):
Just roll for him.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Just just roll the twenty seed. You can get it open.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
You're a monk, right, Yeah, you have high decks, so yeah,
fifteen it should be your side of.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Hands seventeen It does not work.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
What's your slide of hand?

Speaker 11 (01:05:03):
Be at times too?

Speaker 14 (01:05:05):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
What's your what's your decks at.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Fifteen?

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Is that the lowest? Is that the highest of your stats?
Or yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
It does not work? And he looks at it. They tried.
The bear tried to break it open. The goblin tried
to lock pick it, but it would not work. He
it seems like it's saying, there's a spell under the set.
It needs the rights key. That saying, even like nothing
would happen. If we can go down to the ground floor,
take me down there and we may be able to

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figure out a way. So as you all, did he
hang up or did he answer? Okay? So as you all,
that's saying you'll pick up tablir with ease where he's
a tiny fairy dragon. And as you all are walking
down the stairs, he explains, I must get free so

(01:06:07):
I can act go and explain to the Queen of
what is going on about the treachery. That is, the
Queen of the Face has been overthrown by her three sisters.
As you all make it to the bottom of the
of the steps, you slowly there's roll for a per

(01:06:34):
perception with advantage.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Seventeen. You hear.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
The crickety creeks of a wagon slowly approaching you all,
and in the distance you can hear joll lee wally
o leo al li wo Olio, jolly wally olio. They
don't bother me for when the brigands near is done
for we It's time for fun. Do not worry for

(01:07:19):
my brother's here, for they won't bother me. And you
hear this, and you in the distance, you see this
big like seven like eight foot tall man happily singing
on his way down the path towards you all. And
in the and sitting next to him, you see a

(01:07:41):
elf just kind of kind of bobbing her head, shaking along,
enjoying the music as it goes. And he as he
pulls up to the Slanty tire tower, he looks as
a hello.

Speaker 17 (01:07:57):
There all seems to be a bit of a scuffle.
My name is Steven and I am here with the
S and N selling company.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
That's saying. But I must say I have been tasked
to deliver this person to you all by somebody named Bear.
But that's saying. But at the same time I do
sell were. So if there's anything in particular you are
looking for, we have it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
What do you have for yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Well, our main export is something called quality brand honey,
and it is a very powerful thing. Indeed, it can
cure most ailments. It's saying. It can it can you,
It can bring people back from the death if need be,
it can if you're on the verge of it, it

(01:08:58):
will keep you on this side of the river. That's saying,
so far, only have three bottles left? How much is
the honey? The honey will be five gold pieces. But

(01:09:26):
if you have a goal or anything that would work
where you can persuade him. This is why I want
Sam here.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Sam's better at that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
How much gold do you all have?

Speaker 12 (01:09:54):
I only have like four. Sam also had much better persuasion.
And christm and then I do Christmas native.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
He looks over Stephen looks over and does see this
little fairy said little like seize talvon ocge. She said, oh,
a very dragon. You don't see much of those, he said,
and he looks.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
He looks up to see Tavola looks over step Good sir, please,
we are here on a mission, and he said a mission.
You say, what? What kind of mission do you have here?
He said, well, you see, I have been sent to
to get rid of these three hacks that have taken
over this this land, to warn my kingdom so we

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can prepare for an army, so we may be able
to at least bring back like the original state of
this land. He said, ah, noble quest. Indeed I do.
I have been in part of a war myself in
another land. Well, if all else goes, the planet may

(01:11:02):
work out.

Speaker 14 (01:11:04):
But for this.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
I cannot part. But I will give you one bottle
for two gold pieces, and.

Speaker 12 (01:11:19):
It basically yours. Anything will bring you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Think of it as it gets five uses it can
basically it can give like the cure wounds. It can do.
It can do a revive. It can only be used once.
The revive can only be used once. Can do but

(01:11:42):
it can also do what what's the spell edge of death?

Speaker 16 (01:11:50):
Or what?

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
What is it like?

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Spare the dying? It can do three spare of the dyings.

Speaker 12 (01:11:58):
Oh that's the one bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
And he looks over to you, Cat, your character has
had It's been such a pleasure, miss. Now it seems
my mission here has been done. And he's as you
get off, he slowly starts pulling away, and as he
goes off, he duh.

Speaker 14 (01:12:22):
He.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
You just hear him humble and si may like may
we meet again on the road, And you just start
hear him singing his way down.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Yes, cool do.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
So you're career, So you are now officially here. So
that's saying what do you all do? You you got
you just have now a new party member after you
have just heard that that Bill Barr. There's Sam, we're back.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:13:06):
So went to the carnival that was I had a
blast until Bablarna's little minion showed up and it was
absolute chaos.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
And lady Bill Barr.

Speaker 16 (01:13:19):
Bill Barr was there save my ass. But we've got
a real problem. Steven brought me here. I was sent
here for a reason. So you gotta take care of
this little problem before it gets worse.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Yeah, and and ba uh Bill Bar has informed you
on what is some of the current events except for
what's going on with them? Yeah, okay, yeah, So Sam Vosh,
do you have any questions for Talibara.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
The dragon?

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
The dragon, the ay fairy dragon? You think is good?

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
No, that's you uh well hide oh it's always high.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Uh no, nothing, No that I've just shown just.

Speaker 11 (01:14:16):
Uh four flipping prints?

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
Can passing up?

Speaker 16 (01:14:21):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Did you get the coat on that?

Speaker 7 (01:14:26):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
I left out the office. Well, skin fly, what.

Speaker 18 (01:14:33):
Kind of question cause I'm still thank me wanting to
get caught up here, so I'm not your work questions
asked the dragon?

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Okay, I will read this to you, okay, so he
he knows the way to downfall he he Then he
tells you that by Borne has two sisters who she despises. Together,
the three hags formed the hour glass covering and using
an artifact called the ig Will cauldron, the coven has

(01:15:04):
frozen time in Sivila's palace, trapping her inside. So you
so as of now you got like the three of
you do know now that she is trapped in her palace,
call the heart's desire.

Speaker 11 (01:15:23):
That's well, Lorna the trapped.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
No no bath, Lorna and her two sisters, trapped the
fake queen who you all have been sent here to
to find.

Speaker 11 (01:15:36):
Okay, will her two sisters help us defeat.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
They hate well. To be honest, they really do hate
each other, but it really depends, like for their power
to work, they both need to be together. If one dies,
they lose power. So as much as they hate each other,
I don't think they would really turn on each other,
but they may try to work against each other to

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gain more power above each other one another.

Speaker 11 (01:16:13):
So pretty much what you're saying is if we were
to kill the other two, that would weaken her.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
If one die, same to the others. If one dies,
the others grow weaker.

Speaker 12 (01:16:26):
Which one is the most powerful?

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
They'll be honest, I'm not for sure. I would think
that maybe ah, hold on, I forgot the names of
the others, uh hold on, where is not there are?

(01:16:51):
I would think maybe Edelin Mongrave would probably be the
most powerful of them. But so but Scabitha does have
a bit of an army. She deals with more of
kind of wondrous creature and wondrous toys. But with Babylorna,

(01:17:12):
they all are the same as Babylonna. They all make deals,
and they specifically try to control people who make the deals.

Speaker 10 (01:17:22):
Is there any way to like loophole the deals?

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
It is possible.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
How would you find out.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Whatever deal you would make with her, you would have
to try to find a loophole in it. But for me,
I am just a humble knights. But the one thing
that I would recommend, and that's saying, as long as
the three rules are being followed, there is a good

(01:17:52):
chance that something may help. But I do not know
their weaknesses. That's saying. Each of the hacks do have
a week, But I'm not for sure. I would think
if somebody would find their weakness there may be an
easy way to defeat them, but as of now, I

(01:18:16):
am still stuck here until we find Jingle Jangle, who
lives upon telling me hell but telling me he is
indeed a moving mountain. If you can, if you can
help release me find the key to Jingle Jingle, I

(01:18:37):
will give you my magic sword y in compensation.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
That.

Speaker 10 (01:18:49):
So we have to find Jingle Jangle, get the key
from Jingle Jingle.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
But it's on top of a moving mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Yes, is there any way or any help to locate
this mountain.

Speaker 12 (01:19:00):
That we know of?

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
I be honest for me. No, I do not have
a map of this place.

Speaker 12 (01:19:10):
We came over in the like a hot airble room.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Yeah, it's it's still up. We can take to the
sky and start looking for a movie.

Speaker 12 (01:19:22):
Before we do this, though, I did promise to free adding,
So I'm going to foll the rope back to me
and tell him he can go wherever he wants.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
As you release acting, he still has only one foot.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Now at the weird places with the which.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
He gave he gave his he gave it to them.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
As Agden starts to walk away, you start noticing he
starts to twitch. He just gets on scrap like on
his face. No don't it wasn't me and you hear

(01:20:10):
ah and acdum. You've been a very very naughty boy.
I've heard you've been doing something to go against mama.
Oh no, no, no, Baflorena, no you you've got it

(01:20:35):
all wrong. No, it's it's not what you think is.
Immediately he stands up, start straightening up, and you see
him slowly start turning around towards you, and his eyes
immediately immediately start glowing like greenish. He said, let me

(01:21:06):
have a look of what you've betrayed me to and
he immediately shuts his eyes and he said, no, not this,
and he grabs and he pulls out his knife and
he slitches throat and as he slowly he drops.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
You just here.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
That learns Yep, he has no taste. No as it
goes and sing, I told him track for for kids.

Speaker 12 (01:21:53):
You're racist, terrible flames.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Are you all going to go check on him and
see what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Let's check on him.

Speaker 10 (01:22:06):
Is he still died?

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
You will?

Speaker 11 (01:22:12):
You will?

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Like you go over, we're all medicine check it. I
don't care who does her roll medson check eleven medicine
is wisdom. So he's gone, what if I was the.

Speaker 11 (01:22:35):
Cast fair of the dye?

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
That would work? Do you want to Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:22:44):
Will he become immediately disastered again?

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
It would die?

Speaker 11 (01:22:49):
Free him of her influence.

Speaker 18 (01:22:54):
Because there's like nine thousand episodes Star Trek about this
where if you die if influence.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
So roll a roll an inside check Sam that or
you know what, Sam where you like knowing your background
as an archaeologist stuff, But you did come from one
of the from one of the it was a brothel,

(01:23:21):
but you did like to take classes at one of
the best wizarding schools in the multiverse. So roll at
arcane check at an advantage.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Oh well, he's.

Speaker 12 (01:23:38):
Trying to figure that out. I'm going to grab the dagger.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
The way if he still was can You're a little rusty,
but you're get You have a feelings like it may work,

(01:24:06):
but you're not. You may have fell asleep during that class.
You're you may have heard it, you may have thought it,
but you're you're not one hundred percent sure, but you
think it would help.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
You said that was an orchana check right? Y A
plus seven?

Speaker 11 (01:24:22):
Yeah, oh yours is even higher. Mind ns of plus four,
I had really bad.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Yeah, it's like you've with your with your background all
that stuff, especially at your rogue, right a ranger you like,
especially like in your travels, you've seen it happen. It's saying,
like and you've had you've heard stories like out in
the field and stuff about something like this happened. But yeah,
it'd work.

Speaker 18 (01:24:51):
Okay, Well, if it's going free him from from her influence,
you know, maybe you can give us some inside on
how to defeat her them.

Speaker 11 (01:25:03):
It was obviously he ter enough to take his own life.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
And he's loyal, I think, and I can just.

Speaker 12 (01:25:13):
The dagger.

Speaker 18 (01:25:14):
Yeah, it's honestly pretty loyal considering how much I psychologically
traumatized him.

Speaker 11 (01:25:19):
And you all cut a swell.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Off, So that was them. I didn't do anything that
wasn't there one.

Speaker 18 (01:25:33):
Yeah, so it's up table for a whole entire session.
I kept using cereal references to freak the rabbit out.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 11 (01:25:41):
It started with tricks for kids, and I just went
with it.

Speaker 18 (01:25:45):
He came in with a carrot one day. Oh yeah,
I came with a couple of carrots. I just kept
eating it and staring at dress the whole time.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
When when Heath was thrown in jail, me and Heath, I,
me and Sam tried to find soap on a rope
for him. We couldn't find soap in a rope anywhere
around here, I know, but let me think.

Speaker 10 (01:26:07):
So okay, so do you want to cast the die?

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
We gotta roll.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Cast it. Read well, read what says you just cast?

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
There's just stops.

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
He becomes stable. He's still knocked out, but he is stable.

Speaker 7 (01:26:33):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Yeah, that just means they have to that you get
to stop making death stays. It's three five death stays.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Yeah, so that's saying, yeah, how many what was it?
Three days?

Speaker 11 (01:26:44):
I think it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
Gets if you gotta give him healed or else he
will die, they're fine.

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
It's three deaths saving throws, which you make at the
beginning of each of their turn if they fail three.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
But yeah, but if you just had to get them
to one HP, which is what the spa of the
dying does.

Speaker 12 (01:27:07):
Yeah, all right, I'm gonna go ahead and throw acton
over my shoulder.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
You you pick them up, and you what are you
all gonna do? You're gonna head over to the bloom? Yeah,
your health. That's morgant kind of looks over to you
all and I said, I said, right now, can I
count you all to do this with Tabolar and I

(01:27:33):
will go and I will go find the resistance. Can
I trust you all to do this? Absolutely, will do
our best before I leave. The only person I would
think would be able to know her know her weakness
be the one of the few people closest to her

(01:27:55):
when I was in, when I was captured, there was
I knew that. I heard that there was a goblin
that worked underneath her. They it may be the only
one to truly know how to defeat her, or at
least help you figure out a way to defeat her.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Do you got a name?

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
I'm not for sure of the goblin's name, but I
do know the goblin. But what I've heard is quite unpleasant, perfect,
not very fond of people itself, has a very bad attitude,
kind of hates everybody. Probably because you worked.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
For babel Orna.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Yeah, possibly.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
From Monday even heard about her.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
So as you all lived into the balloon, I need
you all to roll a perception check. And as she
starts going away, she looks back at you all and says,
if you all have a map, I'd use.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
It twenty one, fifteen thirteen. Okay, so.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
You are able to with your special ranger eyes, you
are able to see it way off into the distance,
and you do see what it seems to be a mountain, Okay,
in the distance.

Speaker 11 (01:29:43):
So I do have a map in my backpack.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
I thought you didn't, but I wasn't sure what is it?
I thought you did, but I wasn't sure.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
I could have asked, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
You wasn't here, but yes, I do have a map.

Speaker 11 (01:30:00):
So I'll pull the map out for all of us
to instead.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
Okay, you notice that you do see it, but you
notice that the mountain is slowly moving on the map.

Speaker 11 (01:30:16):
I'm fairly certain hills or mountains are not supposed to
do that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
Yeah, pretty sure, that's what we're looking for them. So
you all, you all had your way to Telemy Hill.
So as you get closer to it, you see that

(01:30:46):
there that it does stop eventually, and at the very
as you get closer, you are greeted by the scent
of sweet smelling fruits, damp, dowry silver green moss blanketed
with this it has kind of covered the area. As
you land at the bottom of the hill, you see

(01:31:09):
an upward slope before it's given away by craggy ridge
that marks at the top of the hill. Dozens of
enormous willow trees dot the hillside, swaying as though in
a breeze, despite the absence of one. Everything alright, Heath, Yeah, okay, seven.

(01:31:44):
You don't not saying like you don't really know as much,
but march roll a roll perception check. That's terrible. But
you hear mumbling. You do hear mumbling, and it's coming

(01:32:12):
seems like it's coming from all around you.

Speaker 11 (01:32:16):
Why I think I'm from the mountain?

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
You Sam, you roll a you know what?

Speaker 16 (01:32:27):
All of you?

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Roll a group perception?

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
I mean and deliverance they were in the mountains eighteen nine.
Love that one.

Speaker 2 (01:32:43):
Yeah, you're oblivious to it, but everybody else you it's
the trees.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Yeah, I'm oblivious. I'm just enjoying nature.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Yeah, it's like you're you're used to nature talking to you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
So it's.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
So as this goes on, the trees start talking to you.
Like I said, well, how to friends? What brings y'all
down here?

Speaker 11 (01:33:15):
To tell me?

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
Hill? Do you have a name?

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
I guess you can call me tree? Tree? I am Tree.
There's a little orange guy that runs around calls himself
to speak of trees, but we haven't seen him for
a while. He's called the snore as he may be

(01:33:44):
off sleeping. Okay, does he protect the trees depends on
the day.

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
You hear.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
You hear in the like you hear kind of like
in the deep distance it looks like something is singing,
but you you're not for sure what it is. So
it's like, so nobody have a visit, telling me hill,
the only reason I would think you' all be here
is to go see jingle jangle. Do you know where

(01:34:16):
well jingles jingles such a sweethearts jingles up towards the
uh at the top of the hill. But if I'm
being honest, like, she's not really one to see people
as of lates, she's uh, she's a little she's she's

(01:34:38):
a little scared of what happened to her here not
so long ago. She was attacked and robbed by some brigands.
I think one of them was had a long scarf light. Yeah,
but that's the thing she's been kind of keeped up
in there. She she loves her keys, and we'd hate

(01:35:01):
to see something bad happen to her. You're but the
question is are you here to it'd be nice too.
Are you here to hurt her? Because if you're here
to hurt her, or we're gonna have a bit of
a problems. Well, she does love keys, she's she's she

(01:35:23):
wears a coat of keys that jingle jangles every time
she steps. She she's a she's a sweetheart. You're all
more than welcome to head up that way.

Speaker 13 (01:35:34):
I want to go ahead and have.

Speaker 12 (01:35:37):
The rope tie itself along so he doesn't seem like
a great.

Speaker 11 (01:35:43):
Okay, I just lay it over the top of the him.

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
You just well, remember you guys do have a hot
air balloon that you could even tied up and in.
So Yeah, because he's.

Speaker 11 (01:36:08):
Condition to travels, I think we just leave him under
the filt tied up of her robe.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
Yeah, as you all, you all start to reach towards
the den jingle jangles den on top of the hill.
Worn stone steps lead down to the field to what
feels like a cellar. It's chill in here and you
detect a subtle hints of eye scents of iron in
the air from a distant spot within the chamber, Sputtering

(01:36:38):
candles illuminate a multitude of keys dangling from taunt strings
that criss cross the walls. Hundreds of other keys line
I strew strewn across the dirt floor. As you take
in the scene, you hear the sound of keys jingling
as a goblin emerges from the dimness. She wears a
coat lined with metal keys and carries a flame that

(01:37:00):
has padlocks for for for heads. She manages a faint
smile and says, how my jingle jangle unlock a bit
of your happiness in your last today? And this is
what jingle jingle looks like.

Speaker 9 (01:37:17):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
It kind of looks like Dobby from the Double Doby.

Speaker 11 (01:37:22):
My god, you have some what us there?

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Well, I think I'm very proud of my my my
my point is in my keys. Yes, so what what
what brings you all the jingle jangles today? Well, we
have this jag in here. We're gonna pull out table.

Speaker 12 (01:37:40):
Are you still with us? He's locked in this cage.
We're hoping you had the key for it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
She looks over, gets real close to us. A. Well,
I may be able to find something you take a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
But if.

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
If I do this, would you all mind listening to
my to my tail? Sure? O God, the jingle Jangle
was digging for treveles in the swamp when a bunch
of harrigans leaped out from behind the reeds and strawberries shrubberries.

(01:38:26):
They took jingle jangles truffles through jingle Jangle down in
the mud and whack jingle Jangle with their wooden gloves.
Oh goodness, god, I was so I was so like
looking forward to those treffles. But it's been so long,
so I've just been I had immediately just kind of
ran back here, scared as the dickens. Jingle Jangle don't

(01:38:49):
ain't that strong. But jingle Jingle only wants to unlock
the pieces of your heart to make you happy. She
pulls out a key blade. Because all jingle Jangle wants
to do is bring people together, make people happy. That's saying.

(01:39:11):
But I do know who was the wonder to do
this to me. He was a dreadful acting long scarf.
He wears this big, long, beautiful blue scarf, and it
moves us, and he moves as fast as lighting it.
I was terrified. I had to run back. That's the sing.

(01:39:31):
You gotta you gotta be careful when when you're out
there it's like the fact that you all made it
here saved that just shows how how great you are
as adventures. But I may be able to do it.
That sing that's an I think it's saying, if you'll

(01:40:00):
give me about five minutes, I'll go find it. And
she kind of wondering wonders off and falls and gets
back up and starts walking down the steps and jingling away.
Y'all talk among yourselves for a minute while Jingle Jangle
figures that out.

Speaker 16 (01:40:20):
Like what we're on dmire the keys, Like, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
You see all sorts of keys from all over the place.
It's like, ah, that's saying it's kind of becoming a
session as of now. I made I made a terrible
deal for long ago, but now it's I could I

(01:40:45):
could just talk all about keys, and it just kind
of became my name. I regret making that deal forever ago.

Speaker 10 (01:40:54):
But what did you make a deal with?

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
Oh, all of us end up making a deal with that,
with that old hag bab Lorna. For one thing or another.
I wanted to I wanted to be able to unlock
any door that I came to, So I could, you know,
kind of breach that bridge between me and the person
behind it, saying I always love seeing people smile and

(01:41:22):
do much right. It's that thing. It's kind of what
I do best. But she twisted it for me, and
now it's become a curse that I have. I'm obsessed
with keys. I'm obsessed with collecting keys. It's but it's
become my passion now, and I try to turn a

(01:41:45):
good thing from a bad.

Speaker 1 (01:41:48):
Do you know anything about bad lorna? You hon?

Speaker 2 (01:41:52):
It's not really that thing. I knows. She's not one
to really work with. But the best thing I could say,
it's the only thing I could really know. I know
she's down in in Downfall, but I'm being honest, probably
the best person. If you're if you're all looking for

(01:42:14):
for God, the best one is we go find Clapperclaw.
He knows this place by the back of his hand,
or so they say. He usually hangs around Downfall. He
actually knows his way to the next realm of thither

(01:42:34):
and like who is ruled by by Granny Nightshade, who
actually is what a bat lorn assist us after a
few After a few minutes, you hear ruffling around and
she comes back with a silver key and said, I
would rather you all have this than those and those

(01:42:59):
nasty the old brigands, and saying this is gonna do
good for the for everybody is hopefully this works, which
kind of walk goes over. There's a jingling of the keys,
just kind of jingles and it unlocks. Tablare makes his

(01:43:25):
way out. This is all Finally it feels good to
be free again. I's promised. I give you all my sword,
and he reaches up and gives you all a sword.
But you all looks like a tiny dagger. Yes, so

(01:43:49):
I don't know, said the maid. This be the best
way to go, But for now I must go and
let my people know what's going. So we may amassed
a masterful grades battle. But as long as you wal
can defeat these hacks, we may be able to may
be able to fight another day. So until then, who

(01:44:13):
will take my sword for my place?

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
For this?

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
So you you take the dagger for right now? It's
a regular dagger until I look up and see what
all it it was, so saying, as you slowly make
your way out of telling me how you start to

(01:44:41):
hear hum something speak.

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
O't hear what it's saying?

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
Yes, you hear a chuckle. It is a very deep,
an ancient chuckle. Oh you guys, that was so nice

(01:45:10):
of you all to help tell me. She's always been
so jingle jangle, she's always been so good to me. Hi,
my name is telling me?

Speaker 11 (01:45:21):
What's your als' names? On March?

Speaker 12 (01:45:26):
This is Red and Bosh?

Speaker 2 (01:45:29):
Oh so what what brings you all here?

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
On your way?

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
No one really travels the very Wilds nowadays, ever since
the incident when when Bavlona and her terrible sisters overthrew
our queen and split the land into three queen I'm

(01:46:01):
not entirely for sure. Do an insight check? Well, d
all you do is history check. You're you remember that
Tavalar told you how it happened that the three hags
combine their power using a magic cauldron and s pl

(01:46:25):
was able to seal the sit of there like the
fake Queen, into a time space, a stasis to where
it froze time in the Fay Wilds. And the only
way to do, uh, to to break it, is to
free the queen. It's it's like, well, that's saying there's

(01:46:52):
not much but where if you are willing to stay
a bit, I can easily lead you to where you
need to go, or at least take you to your
next destination. What do you all planning on doing next? Hm?

Speaker 16 (01:47:14):
Well, didn't Clapp cll like he can go together where
the other had is?

Speaker 1 (01:47:18):
Well, we met him in downfall.

Speaker 12 (01:47:20):
He didn't wanna come with us unless he we've went
and found his head.

Speaker 2 (01:47:24):
He was indeed looking for his head. And you all
know the location of the head. It is in Bablorna's
cottage above table. When are we gonna get that letter
at the end of the session. Okay, it's almost time

(01:47:45):
for the session and anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
So.

Speaker 2 (01:47:50):
So as it falls as it comes through and tell
me ask, Well that's saying, where are you all wishing
to go now?

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
Huh m hm. I don't think we should go back
and talk to Clapp Clo.

Speaker 2 (01:48:11):
Yeah, okay, I gigot okay, yes, sank As clar as
you all said. Oh, so you're going to downfall, that's
no problem. I will help you all. It may take
a take a bit, but I will lead you there.
And you just feel the earth's begin to shake, the

(01:48:33):
trees start going yes, yes, the wind again, and slowly
the end you can feel as the whole mountain starts
to slowly move, and as it go, and as the
mountain moves, you hear the sound of a bird make

(01:48:55):
a mighty and it flaps and flies down and lands
and in front of a uh Boston march, and in
its mouth holds a letter No, we just got on bed,
or we just we just got on a bed or

(01:49:17):
where it's from.

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
Like ak, These kids are brainwashed or something.

Speaker 2 (01:49:31):
And in it you find a medallion.

Speaker 19 (01:49:36):
Oh have a medallion though, but where you have been
betrayed by the halflings. They have made a deal with
the Hag and plot to kill you all. Little Pike
is with me.

Speaker 12 (01:49:47):
Oh shit, and we are forming a resistance to fight back.
They are aware of this, but don't have our location.
I sent a girl I rescue to help you along
the way. Stay away from the rabbit with a long scarf.
He's in league with the Hag. I've sent three pendants

(01:50:07):
to help along the way, as they are a way
of communication to listen and talk to use place place
them between your ear and mouth, and think of who
you wish to speak to. There are other functions that
they will be disclosed when I see you next. It

(01:50:29):
only reaches to the plane you're on. If I don't answer,
I will be in thither at war. Keep this note hidden.

Speaker 15 (01:50:39):
Or burn it.

Speaker 12 (01:50:41):
If read. For the sake of the mission, we must
stand together. And when you arrive here, beware the jabberwock
trail from Bill Barr. We are still looking for the rat.
If she's right, you should see her in.

Speaker 1 (01:50:56):
Yon.

Speaker 12 (01:50:57):
Remember the rules, Bill Barr, mkay. So we each have
a communication about the patallion.

Speaker 2 (01:51:04):
Note, and we were in the session there.

Speaker 11 (01:51:11):
Let's have there's three millallions. Well, three say, oh, yes,
it's our friend.

Speaker 2 (01:51:16):
Two more yes, huh.

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
We do the trade

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