The Crossroad To Witchlight | Ep 12| Big feet Redemption - Crossroad Guild Adventures

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome to the Crossroad Guild Adventures. I'm hearing the monster lover.
You're dungemaster. Here's what happened last time? Hello everyone, welcome
back to the Crossroads the witch Lights. We are all

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gathered again today for another fine adventure. I'd in the
buy you so Sadly tonight, Sam will not be joining us.
He has other other plans for the nights so and
other obligations.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I can't tell if that's right there on the border.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
So, so today we will be continuing our two part
story with our half lame brother and our and our
no no, I haven't thought of a name for you
all group the mongooses fighting mongooses. So who wants to

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explain what happened last time? Who remembers what happens last time?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
He we got a book and a code, and he
did a bunch of bad stuff about Horner that had
jumped over to them.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
They see jingle jingle on the like tell me Hill,
And then we talked to tell Me who told us to
go talk to clap Claw.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
And then we got the letter from Bill barr and
who had been betrayed.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
So let's continue. Let's start out with uh, with our
have halflings. So last time it where last place you
all left off. You guys have made it back to
Bathlorna's and she you're just sitting So you're all just
sitting there waiting.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
For I wanna scoop closer to my brother and I
wanna be like, hey, yeah, you remember that time that
we were kids and mom and dad took us to
the beach and we watched somebody get attacked by an

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angry wizard.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Uh, they took over the person and started killing a
bunch of people.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
It was the first time I got to stay at
pamp Boos.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
And uh, Mom and Dad got us to safety and
we talked about not the only thing that mattered in
life was you and me and how we would always
be there for each other no matter what.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, I'm really glad to have you back. I'm glad
to have you back. I missed you. I wish you did.
But what but the tone of your voice seems different nowadays?
How so? I mean used to have.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
This sort of passion behind it of wanting to do
right and worship and now yeah, worship recessary things that
we did.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
I'm really sorry that we spend so much time afford.
I know neither a lot of them.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's been really good seeing you. I love you.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
I'm gonna reach in and hug my brother, and at
the second level, I'm gonna cast inflict wounds. I need
you to row me a constitution saving through. Do I
have time to react? No, you wouldn't even realize it

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because you're hugging me back.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Only have four h P brow me. The constitution says
he would let me just have a bath, and I
had to be in an acid bath.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Where is.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh, that's that one? So you're gonna take sixty ten?
I have four h P. I don't think I'm dead.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
This is just gonna let us know whether you're dead
dead or because I double how much of your hip
points four?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
No, you're twenty four. I do forty nine damage.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
As you hug me, you suddenly get a surge of
energy through your body and your heart starts to slow
until it stops.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Is it a painful death?

Speaker 3 (05:31):
I think that in this moment, I could choose to
not make it be painful. I love yet I'm just
trying to keep a promise, so I just fade away. Yeah,
if you have a sick and say anything.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
With that last breath, I Lovelorna.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
As you die, I'm gonna lay you on the ground
and follow the funeral rite and pull out the whiskey
and my porch.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I'm gonna torch your body, gather up your ashes, and
I'm gonna lay there and you're gonna put you a
little pouch, yeah, a little.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Coin bag that I put on my side, and I'm
gonna sit there. I'm gonna cry, holding my spoon, waiting
for bad Horn to the show up.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Well, I guess I'm making a new character. Death number two.
You you had changed for the worst. I'm just just
a horning, a little half ling. It had to be done.
I didn't want to kill my brother.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
But so with so, with everything going on, especially Macho,
you feel like you yourself feel like Brandon fears are feeling.

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Something come over you. And you hear the words of
your God giving you like wishing, like you can hear
his comforts as he just like you can smell the
slim gem show and he like, and he looks at
you and says, you have been my like, my most

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faithful of priests. I can give life to your brother again.
He can be reborn. But he will be reborn a
new so basically, what would happen. He could keep Let's

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say this is up to Heath. Here, Heath, are you
wanting to make a new character or would you like
to keep the same character but just play him differently
like you're being reborn?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah? Role play Anyways, I don't.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I don't think I would take the option to have
him reborn, because if you think about it, if he's
gonna be reborn.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Well you you wouldn't. You wouldn't feel.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
That you'd be different.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
I still wouldn't have my brother, So it just wouldn't
be worth to resurrect something that's not gonna be. That
won't bring me any comfort. So I don't think I
would take that option. And where he accepted somebody else's

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basic patriage for sex.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I don't know if God would let that happen.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Anyways, Sorry, I role play too much.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Okay, but I'm gonna sit there and cry while holding
my spoon in my hand.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
So we will go. He will. He will sit there
in comfort and like get in comfort. Bloody toes will
walk over look at you, it's a like and just
kind of look at you, sits down next to you,

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hand your hand your liquor and says, here you go, bitch,
and just sits there and just kind of you'll have
solemn just a solemn drink.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
I don't want to take a lot because I don't
want to get drunk.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, i'd saying like you just yeah, you just take
little SIPs. Well, bloody toes.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Having witnessed this, I'm about to try to kill a
hag with a spoon everything, okay, because I'm not giving
the book to that lady. I asked him his bag.

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I didn't even take the ring I gave him back.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Did you did not? Did you? Now what? Now you're
like you were in Babylon's room, well, in her sitting room.
Would you have said you would have torched the whole place?

Speaker 3 (10:16):
No, okay, just my little I have salt on.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I would have put the salt sort of around, Okay.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
I could have controlled it enough not to burn the
floorboard either.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Just increase the amount of heat to torch him and
be down. It's part of the funeral rights that we do.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Sorry, I couldn't warn you because then you would make
a play.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
But not you find a.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Reason not that, and it would have made this harder.

Speaker 7 (10:51):
Okay, so we we head back you on me last time, making.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Insufferable characters, forcing me to rope by killing you.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
So so we we go. We go back to Rin
and March and and Vosh as you was, you are
slowly you are just sitting on tell me hall as
it's slowly making its way to like through hither. You

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all can see that it's saying, it's not making it's
not going fast, but within like a few hours, you
may be able to to do like to get there
on time. So what are you all? What are you
all doing? What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
I think I'm gonna like stand a little bit far
away from you guys and just train. I'm just curious.
I'm like, okay, who were these happenings and why did
they betray you?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, I don't know you. March then proceeds to start
telling like, well you you you tell her about the
uh the event, like give her a rough summary of
the adventure that you us March has seen.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
Well, you see, I went to the guild to get
a job, and all I wanted was some cotton candy.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
And this guy came up and.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
He wrapped me.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Into all of these missions. They tried to steal three
of them insulted children. But then like we just tried
to take these children's job and then get back to them.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
So we went to the sewers and on the rat
and then the guild master came down and said we
all had to go to the fay Whiles to help
out the people who's carnival.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Okay, I'm being honest. I don't know most of them
real well, I only really like Blush.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
I mean, like the happenings were okay at first, but
then every chance we got, they kind of encumbered them, especially.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
That one leave them, you know, rush brutally murdering.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Well, she hasn't got to there yet.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
That was before the.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
No no, no, we're talking about no, no, he's talking
about the first half lan Uh Ronald was murdered. No no, no,
she's talking about Ronald Thrump first, and then hasn't got
to Randall. He wasn't half a dwarf all I thought
he was a half one yeah, confused, Yeah, he was

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a dwarf.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
And then like she was just trying to make some money.
So I kind of understood when she had them, like
it was paid for, but theah, they.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Were to the carnival, and there were some like sexual
acts and multiple people and apparently the children tried to
catch tongue.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Yeah, I was that.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Children.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Your dad shut up speaking one time.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
She got really angry because it didn't move that stuff.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
At a race, but carved up the snail.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Of course, Britta is just standing there. War five.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
So we keep trying to go through this investigation.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Like, oh sweet, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Hey, did you know that your seat, like the backboard
actually goes up and down?

Speaker 8 (14:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Yeah, okay, yeah, and here we are. So I don't
really know what we're doing.

Speaker 8 (14:38):
Okay, I know, I know King was very pissed us,
and so they suit me and they didn't any information.
So yeah, it sounds like a bunch of debauchery mostly, yes,
So what was the mission that he gave you?

Speaker 5 (14:58):
We needed to freed Very Queen and to figure out
what was going on at the carnival. It seems that
that the hags have been prison the very what Talibar
was saying, Yeah, from what I understand, if we I'd say,
if we take out the hags, we get the Fairy queen,
we can.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Fix whatever is happening at the Carnival.

Speaker 8 (15:21):
I say, we get to clac Claw and then Bad
Morna and trying to figure out her weakness, and.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Maybe we'll run into your Are they your friends? Probably not,
I don't know at this point. And you know that planning,
especially is temperamental, and I don't think he thinks much.

Speaker 8 (15:40):
Okay, okay, is there anything I should know?

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Do you know the general gals?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Fer yeh?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Can what you're gonna try to do?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Or do you yes? I have an idea?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Okay, okay, So as as like you.

Speaker 9 (16:09):
No cleric who's a healer, meet me on the road
or something.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
You're just you're just an angry no.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Before you do that, all right, before you introduced him,
I want to have my one on one because.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
If I die, I've got another character.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Okay, okay, oh with Bad Lorna.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Or die, I already have another character.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Okay. Well, like I talk, well, I had like, especially
with this going on, I have something plant other else plant.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
So when I just kill myself.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Well okay, then well, if we're going that route, you
can die away of honor then okay, give him his battle,
give him his.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Bat because that because we had made up backup characters
and I did for backup characters a while ago, for
when you inevitably killed us. So his character goes along
with mine and they don't work without each other. Okay, well,

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because he just confirmed he's using the character that won't
work without me.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
So I gotta see if I die, I just have
to make the character know.

Speaker 10 (17:27):
Yeah, okay, So well if I epically die, if you water,
it's a self stirring spin.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Like that's I was gonna put his ashes in the
cup and put the spoon in the cup and have
it stir his ashes.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Okay, we'll get to that here in a little bit.
So as as like you guys, you can you you
go through the tail of like everything you've gone through
like you do here, Like you do hear something coming
up the road towards you from the balloon, and you
do see that it is acting just say like just

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kind of like kind of yeah, well he's hopping. He's
tied up, but he's kind of hopping towards you while
just kind of slumped over. It's like I thought I
killed myself. What happened? How long have I been asleep? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (18:38):
We brought you back? Oh god, I don't think, but
we need your help if you know anything about Abutilorna.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Well, as of now, it's I don't feel the curse
that you had over me anymore and I'm I'm free.
So yeah, fuck that bitch. Let's do this, Like he
gets real happy, Like this is like, let's say, first

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I need I need to heal. But her weakness, I
I don't know. I I like I'm saying I have
no idea what her weakness is. But I I think
we can. We can do this.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
If we.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Huh house, I've only that's saying I I've never been
in there. That's saying when I met her, she it
was outside the house when I made the deal with her.
The like that's saying. The only way to really deal
with her, like to do it is would either be

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a heist, which I thought we did plan, but I
don't know what happened there.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Damn didn't let us do it. That's what happened.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
I gave you plenty of options. Yes, you were in there.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
You destroyed our Ocean's eleven heist.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
I got you in there, and you decided to not explore.
So fuck you.

Speaker 9 (20:20):
No, you hijacked with your bullywog hidaks.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
So so hopefully the halflings have found a way to Like,
I can only hope that the halflings, with their stooge
like cunning was able to escape.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Well they betrayed us, yeah, at.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Least well that that means one of them is made
a deal with them. So oh, the one who come
foot off?

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Why did he cut off?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I I don't know why, but he like, like, I
think he wanted it just because it was like, you know,
it was something about like a lucky rabbit's foot, which
sounded extremely racist to me.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Let's not forget you joke.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
There's a difference between a choke and cutting off my foot.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Just his father, I'm here, but I'm.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Just I needed a sing.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
You could just kind of hear, well, that's what you're
speaking through Agdon and on thatsa like, well they did.
I did see them feed the snail other snail parts.
H it's like and it was his father. But the
question is do we leave the snail back at the

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back at like back at doubtful? So the best thing
to do is if Babylorna hasn't left Heather yet, because

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the only thing I would think if she's left, she
would definitely have gone to one of her sisters. But
if we're lucky, she may still be in this realm.
So the faster we get there, the better, am I saying,
the better chances we are. But we need to gather
at least gather some people before we face her. Mm

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hm oh yeah, the one that stole has had? Oh ship,
where are we at anyway? Oh ship? I can't be
on telling me hill she told us all about it.

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One Which one was that? Which goblin was that?

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Keys?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, the one that was looking for truffles? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Is everybody a dig.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
No, no, no, we're we're just now, we're just doing
our job, is brigands. That's that's kind of fun. We are,
We're we're just assholes. So we as this goes on,
like the only next thing that I think would be
the best option, especially to rest, is to go towards

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the wandering in. I'm not for sure where it is. No,
it just it just rooms around on its on its
chicken legs. Don't speak at the old witch. You do

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not speak her name. You got that thing you you
will definitely invoke powers that we don't want here. That's
saying we're already dealing with our kids. We don't want.
I don't want to deal with the mother, So let's
let's do this when we see.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
It, like from telling me as it's moving.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Along, you do not, but that's like, well we got
that sing you all look inside and it's like and
you like Mark Morgot, this just go like slowly just
walking up the hill. It's like, so as of right now,

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the jackass is awake. We've gotten tell our left, if
I'm being honest, our best option if we don't is
the fly back to downfall, like and at least was
saying if we see any other people, we may be
able to get help. As of right now, we need

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to get a hold of Clapper call so we can
at least try to get like to get home. But
first we need to find to get to the next place.
But first we need to find his head. So the
only and you and he looked and she looks over
at aged and said, so where's the head? Oh? I

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ended up sending gave that the Babylona, So it's definitely
in her house somewhere. So that's and she says, like,
what would the halflings be smart enough to go get
it or find it?

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Not gonna care about that?

Speaker 4 (26:00):
He was not smart enough yet they're just not gonna
care about it. Well, Lanny doesn't.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Think with his head, acting kind of chumps us. Well,
he doesn't think with the right head. He thinks with
the lower head. So I think the best shot would

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be listening to the bullywog here and head back to
town and try to do what we need.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
We need to protect you from whoever.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
I like to see him.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Try.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
You deserve it.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
You're only one linked right now to week.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
You might win.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Well, I am still acting Brigaden, Prince of Prime. I
still have a title dammage. So what do you all
decide to do?

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Yes, we're gonna get in the balloon.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Things up?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Oh you all, John, let's say if you all decide
you try to find a place to rest or head
straight to uh, head straight to uh?

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Can we rush down?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
You can land in downfall.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
I mean I'm good because I just came into I
am yeah, Okay, I.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Think we should like down ball Okay, I'm just gonna
grab back in and bodily.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Pushing into the blue.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, so you just hey, stop.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
You all where.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
He's the mountains by everyone. I'll see you all soon
and you all like start going towards down. So so

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as Jeff you you sit there plotting, waiting, and you
hear something open up and you hear something wet and sloppy.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
I already have him in a cup with a spoon.
I'm just sort of holding up like that.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
And you hear that's saying. You are sitting in bath
Lorna's like thing you immediate like and you just start
hear like the sloppy footfalls and just just walking towards
the room you're in. Door opens up and beth Lorna

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walks in and sees she was at and like, and
you see what her original form the frog hag you
you and you like, just you throw up a little bit.
It's just like just just side.

Speaker 6 (29:14):
It's probably better than her other Do we show you
her other form?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I've got mommy issues.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, So that's saying. But the slight disgusting is of
this is like you kind of you kind of throw
up a little bit in your mouth, and I said, ah, good,
you're all back. Where's the other one?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
He's right here, And show her his action is being
clock counterclockwise.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
It automatically does.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
And she starts sneezing. That's saying she just now and
now she has been disabled like she she is sneezing
so hard that she is having trouble.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Like I'm gonna I'm gonna put my hand on the
top back of her head and I'm gonna inflict.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Wounds at the second level.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Okay, using my last side for the second level. I
need a uh what is the yattle constitutions say?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Let me know what year.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Old constitutions saving through. Let's see here, it is twenty six.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
She's gonna reroll.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Mhm eighteen, she's gonna reroll.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
I wanna make perfect.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
It is ten perfect, she's gonna take three D ten
of damage.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Okay, somebody hand me a hand me a pen.

Speaker 11 (31:16):
H okay, simple, okay, Well, oh okay, we need to
we need to start framing your maps heath m.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah, like you know, your little maps for the adventures
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Okay, twenty four.

Speaker 12 (31:47):
Then if you need me a role initiative now that
she knows you're being a bagka mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Okay, yep, role for initiative nineteen seventeen, seventeen plus.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Nope, I think she just nope, she doesn't have any
uh any extra so yep, seventeen.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
I got my head on the back of her head.
I'm gonna inflict wounds at the first level. Okay, So
another constitution.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Nine.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, that feels perfect, Todd, Yah, I am out for
vengeance eight and then let mean check a feature. Okay,

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I can't do that. I didn't do the attack role. Hey,
I am. She is.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Dreadfully sneezing, so there is nothing she can do.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Perfect. I am going to use my actions and my
bonus action to back in the back of the head.
It give me one second, world, goes Jesus Christ. Teeth.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Sicks?

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Okay? What was it?

Speaker 1 (34:29):
There was everything?

Speaker 3 (34:31):
I don't own everything, Okay, So I'm gonna use my
one channel of divinity cause I have.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
To do that before I roll.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
I added ten to my attack role okay, and I'm
gonna use a war priest charge to do my bonus
action as an attack.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
So the first roll.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah, Jesus Christ, dude, you suck?

Speaker 4 (34:54):
How was it your favorite?

Speaker 12 (34:55):
This kind you seas?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Is it twenty eight? It's a twenty eight?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Yet you'll give me one second twenty eighth? And why
do I need a roll here?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Nothing? It's against her ac.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
No, her ac is yeah, fifteen and.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
The second one is it twenty? So yeah, they both
hit I E T D six plus four.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Twelve, so it takes twelve more damage.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Ye as I hit her twice up the side of
the back of the head with my mace. You seducing
war How dare you look like my mother? Try to
fuck my brother?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Home here, Okay, she is going to she's going to
do a she's going to look at you and said,

(36:24):
your brother deserved everything that he had coming to him
to make a deal with me. And she is going
to stick out her her hands and she's just gonna
like scream at you, and a withering ray will go
at you.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
So is going to try to frighten me or anything.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
No, No, it's it's a range spell attack. It's so
let's see. So it's a plus six to hit. So
let's see her.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
And she's right next to me. What's the rain.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
It's a sixty foot range.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Okay, and she's right next to me, so that would
be disadvantage for her.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Eh, but I got bad news. It's a natural twenty
with disadvantage.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
I mean, take this man, because she's within fifteen feet
of the ranges disadvantage.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Be thirteen. Uh yeah, yeah, so that's saying it just
I like so brought when it happens, like she tries
to do it, but you just give a little little
dot like you just kind of turn your head and
have that epic moment looking right at her.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Wish woul because I wanted to take damage, but.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
So emliately it does not it like it like she
turn her head and the beam goes and like blows
a hole like aut in the wall.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Get dumb bit.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
And then she is going to say no, not this
time and creates and she says, come my lorda lings
and you will see a one of those terrifying little
frog creatures just slowly like they just pop. One of
them pops out of the wall. Awesome, No, not two

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of them pop out. Then they're one foot tall.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
I look at them, be like I love frond.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Legs and Europe.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Okay, three spouse sauts level one spou sauce left, so
constitution save.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Eighteen. Uh it's a it's a natural one. But that's
a damage. But it's a but she gets eight.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
So but go ahead. This flight is not going well
for her. I thought for sure I was gonna get
my ass kicked it just before it was the first

(39:36):
move twent three.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Yeah, so twenty damage yep. Okay, what is her? He
one hundred and ten? So is that for both actions

(40:10):
or yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
I don't have anything to do with the bonus action.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Okay, So as you are still up against her, she
is going to try to swallow you. Yeah, so she
swallow small or smaller. You just hear your brother like

(40:36):
the disblinded voice of your brother haunt you here going
just let it happen. It feels nice. Uh, Okay, the
small creature is blind saying has a cover against all
against a tax on all yourself and it takes Okay,
let me see her. Is there something that's see see?

(41:05):
So I guess I got to do a grapple check first,
I guess.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Yeah. It's a strength versus strength yea, so perfect even
like cast of strength, like wrestling back and forth and
up the nineteen.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Nineteen.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
So it's a time should we do it again?

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Just like no, no, that's not like you like you
see her mouth slowly start opening up and like you
just grab like you like you just like with your
little halfling, You're just like just like hole it like
just fighting it back.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
When you got her, Yeah, I just like kick her
in the teeth to push your back away.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
You push your you push your back at least.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
I may be snack sized, but I'm not you.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
You push your back five feet. You push your back
five feet. But the lorder lings are coming towards you.
One of them is let's see.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
My my plate armor right now has sort of morphed
to look like muscles.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
So I look shirtless, but I'm not.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Look at them. I'm on, where is it? Let me
actually have to get the book out? That is why
I have the Internet.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
The world Wide websh.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Okay. One of them is gonna, like both of them
are gonna come at you, and they are going to
They're going to try to They're gonna try to strike
you with their hands. So they're like.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Pecks of steel.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yeah, first one wolf does not hit he like the
first one just like tries to like punch your chest,
but just like just the power of macho, like the
macho madness is coming from you and like just like

(43:54):
because the other one, mhm, it's your things twenty right. Yeah, yeah,
it just tries to get like it tries to go
in like for a kick, tries to do a little
drop kick at you, does not like meally just falls
to the ground.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
War clerics are mean.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
That's why I always turn shadow Heart into either a
war clerk or a board.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Yeah, and that's saying and there's nothing that's saying. There
nothing they can do at the moments, So you are.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Up, all right, I'm just gonna inflict some more wounds.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
So that's gonna be another conte when I got mark
so far.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Eleven.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Okay, she fails.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yeah, you hear music start coming.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
M h.

Speaker 8 (45:15):
M hmm.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I'm that said excellent.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Uh night, Okay, So, yep, she is going to she's
going to run up up to She's going to walk
up to you and attempt to bite you.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Bring it on, lady, dang.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Twenty eight to hit.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Yeah, gladly take the bite.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Gonna be thirteen points of damage.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Okay, what are you at now? I was at full
health so oh yeah, you get into the thanks campaigns. Yeah,
so I didn't do any of that.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
And she is going and while she is there, she
is going to try to do another.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Don't forget we have a giant frog in the next room.

Speaker 13 (46:41):
I'm not going to bring the frog into this is
and me and her thing. I need my revenge, so
my life canna be done, so I can.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
No, I did something worthy.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
So now she's going to attempt to do another another
withering ray at you, but she's gonna put your hand
like she's gonna put her hand up against your chest
and then point blank.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
She's been saying that if you are less than fifteen
feet away from them, every.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Ranged attack is disadvantage. Yeah, it doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
That's why inflict wounds is an actual touch spell.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
And not a range.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, so disadvantage.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
So I completely agree that that's stupid. Do you think
you'd get better when you're closer?

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah, I'm going to do a doom if you.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Go over sixty feet, If like it's sixty, that's awful advantage.
So you have to be like a sweet spot.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
You have to be over fifteen and under like under
what the max of your range is. And then it
gets more complicated. Let's say, if I'll.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Standing behind something twenty one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so let's
see where's my.

Speaker 14 (48:20):
Mhm oh, hold on, hold on, I got a reaction, okay,
faith my okay, my show's energy just surrounds me in
a slick.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
At a split second, at a split second at point
blank range. It like you think, like she is not
completely knocked off. It just like just bounced over you.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
You just you just.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Flex and yell oh yeah, and it just yeah and
it just bounces off rises And due to that, for
the sake of it, you gain inspiration.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Yes, our first inspiration of this campaign.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
After you pissed off the bar who could have done
it anyway?

Speaker 3 (49:18):
So yeah, the inspirations from the DM you're thinking of
bartic inspiration, the yeah, that's different.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Inspiration is my brilliant idea to have the horns fill
the let's get that.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Well, that's on me D four, D six or a
D eight out of your roles inspirations just to rework.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
So yeah, you gain you gain inspiration, yes, so to
figure out So the Lord the wings are going to
get up and try to They're going to try to
attack you again. They're going to try to stab you.
Feel my turn.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
My AC is now twenty two. Yeah, as soon as
my turn hits, your reaction as a way M.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Twenty four just four damage okay, and the other Lorna
Lane is going to stand up try to it's going

(50:35):
to try to grapple you.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
They can try.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
You got this little one foot how al tall is
a halfling but about yeah, so this little one one
foot like I was going to try to grapple you.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Anything.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
It's an one.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
It just not do it.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
It attempts to try to lift you up, and it's
chewing with all its strength and then you hear a crack.
It just drops to the floor, corawling in pain because
it just brokeets back. Damn, you're up.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Don't fuck with me. I'm on a mission from Dad.
I'm a save god.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
And let you know you have thirty four points left
of her health.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Okay, so I'm going to use my bonus action to
kind of killing word on myself.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Okay, fur to have one before.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Three seven hell, and then I'm gonna smack.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
In the back of the head with my mates, okay, because.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
I'm out of spell slats.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
So now it's just gonna need to hand not one,
but I get to reroll those because I'm a halfway seventeen.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Okay, so that hits.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
So it's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Seven seven seven damage.

Speaker 8 (52:59):
M hm.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
M hmm.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
She is going to she is she is bloodied. She
has taking a beating. You can you can see this.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
And she hit her upside the back of the head.
Can I move my mace counterclockwise.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
As she sees this and starts sneezing. Yeah, she and
she starts sneezing blood and and even her uh I
wanted all over me. Yes, yeah, it's just like you
just hear you hear go and it just goes all

(53:52):
over the place, and she is, well the sneeze the
nothing oh no, that was yeah, that it was seven damage.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
So yeah, but I wanted to do I was hoping
that would work, so that she would yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
So yeah, so she is, she sneezing and she can't
do anything. So then the lorderling, one of the larderling
is attempting to get up. Well, the the one that
tried to stab you, it is not gonna hit it's

(54:34):
fourteen Nope, the the one with the broken back. It's
just just like it's just lain there on its on
its back and it's just gonna attempt to just kind
of kick you with its foot while it's hopped over
on the side. Let's work at seven eighteen, No, so

(55:04):
you're up how much?

Speaker 1 (55:07):
War priests.

Speaker 15 (55:13):
Both for two drives that yeah, I'm a hit or
twice and I'm gonna, of course be going like this
because I've noticed it worked. Mat twenty and a seventeen.
Do you do double dice or double damage?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
For crips?

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Just stand do double a ice?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Okay? Twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
You you come in with one, you feel the inspiration
from your God? And do you like you yell? What
do you yell?

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Like?

Speaker 2 (56:10):
With this last attack, I'm gonna yell hell to the
king baby, and with one mighty hit she drops.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
What are the little guys doing?

Speaker 3 (56:35):
They run?

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Well, one attempts to run, saying that Pablori has dropped.
The other is just slowly trying to kind of age
worm its way out.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
I'm going to cut her head off and I'm gonna
lay it neatly on her chair. I'm gonna take out
a piece of paper and i'm gonna write. I'm gonna
write a note and I'm going to make it out
to march.

Speaker 15 (57:05):
And I'm gonna slide a dagger through the note and
I'm gonna stab myself in the heart and.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Then fall backwards in front of her dead body with
a note and just die. I'm done. With my life.
I have achieved the best thing I'm ever gonna do.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
And while I'm dying, I'm thinking my God above all
everything else, like dramatics, and there's no better way this kid.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
End you hear you find yourself like in a dark place,
but then out of nowhere you do see You're like
you out of nowhere, bright lights, theatrics and fire spewing
like in the thing. And you see a ring like

(57:56):
a ring in the middle of this darkness, and you
like on the other side, you see macho man Randy
Savage start walking like through the same said, oh yeah, brother,
the tower of power, see the tower of powers that,
oh Randall fears you have done me my word good,

(58:19):
you may join me.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
In the ring.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Hap and and you rise to the top and you
join your God in the ring.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Happiest moment. Mother, I'm so glad I killed my brother.
I'm sort of sad about it.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
But at the same time, it's like you're going out
on your turns in a badass way.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
You want don't have to kill Batilorna and your little
happy note. I'll tell you what it's this.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
So so as this goes on, you all you already
got your character and stuff.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
I'm gonna make it real quick. Okay, why don't we
have artificers? Okay, I'll have to make it on another
thing and then just be your invite. Will you send
me the invite? But for some reason, I was just
gonna overwrite Randy, but we don't have access to.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Artificer. That's on.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Old go back to Facebook here. So as this is
going on over in the corner, you do like you
just see like I's think that, like like, well this

(59:57):
is going ont her spells or start to break bloody toes,
like yeah, I hope bloody toes at least like rais
know the thing is bloody toes. Was watching this the
whole time through the door, just sitting there with a

(01:00:21):
drink in hand, smoking the other going like how does
you as you just like you?

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Like you?

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
As you go down and a the thing she just
sitting there, finishes her drink, pours hisself. Another one walks
up to you as you're like after you're laying there
dying and she just pours one on you, going for you,
you assholes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Okay, let's see her.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Listen to the wrong line there should be it's I
got them, Okay, you got it, okay, Okay, so you all, okay,

(01:01:34):
I think I have figured this out. Okay, as you
all are all flying along like along the path, you well,
they're in the bloom. Yeah, as you you're all flying
uh heth what what what kind of character are you?

Speaker 9 (01:01:54):
I'm a known cleric, I'm a healer, Okay, I have
no the spells whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
I'm you're the black maid, the buff and hill and
the insult people.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
No, my character has.

Speaker 9 (01:02:13):
Taken a vow of silence that will not be fulfilled
until I kill the people. Are the person responsible for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Murdering all the other known brothers in my monastics abbey. Okay,
which is one of the level three yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Yeah, with the with the death above Florna everybody. No
you you guys go up to level three. Yeah so yeah,
so you will go to level four and where the
and y'all can love my birthday, Mike, when you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Guys, I think ready should be given a postuous level
pony once just.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Yeah, so as you like, I was thinking the vin okay,
that's my like, I figured out how like you're gonna
do it. So so as you all are flying, I
can get closer to like to Downfall, you see something

(01:03:26):
kind of start. You see something odd start, like like
a smoke start coming from the middle of the town.
It's like it's not like it's it looks like dark,
but it looks like some magical smoke start to dissipate
through like through the like through the like through the lanth.

(01:03:50):
This realm itself can And as you all get closer,
you all like see there was a to land. Uh,
you see like three places to land in Downfall. You
see a place like where Badlorna's cottage is, and you

(01:04:11):
see two places like around like around the pond where
it's located, where like where you know where Downfall is.
There's like, so where are you all wanting to land?
Where is coming from? It does seem like it's coming
from babyl Lorna's cottage itself.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
I think we should we should check that out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
So as you go to like you all land and
Bablorn is caught like Babylon's cottage. If you got the
map on you.

Speaker 16 (01:04:53):
Yeah here, yeah, yeah, I guess you take them off
because yeah they're not.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
I mean dead Bedmore is dead, So yeah you can
you can go and take those off. But like so well,
you guys can just mark off where you where you've
all visited and stuff. So, so you guys are over
in let's see here where were they were fighting in

(01:05:33):
B ten? So you are so you all have landed.
I'm trying to find the right one here. You'll find

(01:06:04):
a place over by B fourteen. We'll we'll go with it.
That's fine. You guys are over it by B fourteen.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
You don't know where that is right here?

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Oh okay, okay, yeah, that's saying yeah, you you see
that the it looks like the door itself was blown off.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Well, something happened. You don't think you're halflings?

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Are You do see a few cages, but down at
the you see one like one of them is empty. Well,
you see a missing cage, and you and you figure, well,
like with more God doing it, she's able to easily

(01:06:57):
like get get their way down there, and like hartship
to wear, you guys are easily able to get in
and out no problem if something were to happen. So
as you all walk in to the kitchen, you see
Gores better, Goret's better kitchen, and stillt figure well you

(01:07:18):
basically you basically see bloody toes just kind of sitting
in the kitchen, just kind of having to drink, and
you all.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
What happened here? Do you need some halflings? Budgets?

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
That's that's what else I need for this day. More
a bunch of bloody cunts. Fuck you two. So that's like, yeah,
there were some. There were some halflings. You've you've already
missed the show. Nope, No, well are still alive? Nope?

(01:08:02):
It looks one of them actually ended up killing her.
By some grace of God, it somehow happened. She's just
sitting there just like staring at the wall the well
one of them.

Speaker 15 (01:08:17):
Yeah, would would bloody Toes have taken the note off
my body or left it?

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
I think she would like Bloody Toes saw it like
like witness the whole thing. You're just like, I'm just
gonna leave them alone whoever wants and will come and
get them. That'd be her move, like her mood. And
it's like yeah, he's she takes like she takes you
over and points you to to this room right here,

(01:08:43):
to D ten and she says, yeah, they're they're in
the sitting room with the library. Yeah, I think he uh.
I think there's a night like a note in there
for you, okay, As you will walk in into the library,
you see that there was a hole in the back,

(01:09:05):
like just through the through the side of the uh
of the house, and it is like this thing is
open air. It's foggy, and you only and you see
blood spattered everywhere you. You do see that a battle
was was held, and you don't see you see like

(01:09:27):
burn marks of what looks to be a halfling shape,
and you do see like Bavelrna's slowly decomposing body, and
you all level up from that seeing Bathlorna and the
and from the death of it you and you see

(01:09:52):
her dead head like her her head's like is in
the chair and it is just slowly decomposing as well.
And in the middle of the of the room itself,
you do see Randall just laying there. But there's a

(01:10:13):
slight there's a little bit of a glow to it
to him and you and you you you feel and
you look at it and you and you do realize
that and you think, this motherfucker either either they both

(01:10:33):
took him on at the same time or whether there's
this was a one v one fight here, and you
don't know what what happened? So yeah, so among your
among your old selves, what are you what's going one?

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
Can I figure out why he's glowing? It's kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Amused, going yellow and purple, which you have seen before.
You've seen my body do that when Macho possessed me
and I killed Trump.

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
Yeah, but now you're dead.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
So roll in March, roll a history check, History is
rising rain Brin rent Wren, do a investigation check.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
I go to nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
You like you can, like you've seen it before and
you've said, okay that like you you do see that
listen like it's like his God possessed him. You've seen
it one like you've seen it a few times.

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
We're gonna let n that it looks like possessed Randall.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Nice okay, Yeah, and through what you can tell like
with with your investigation, you do see that, yeah, like
it's he obviously took him on, like he took the
hag on one on one and somehow miractly survived.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
Like still there do we see it with landing in it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
Well, his ashes and all that stuff. You like you
kind of see like somehow the cup when he when Jeff,
what did you do with the cup? Did you just
kind of throw it at her. He laid it down. Yeah, okay,
so you do see it over on the table and
it's just stirring backwards. The spoon is slowly stirring backwards,

(01:12:54):
kind of creep, I like, and it looks like chocolate milk.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Also also it's just I thought it like literally just okay,
so yep, so yeah, so and with this you all
will level up to like the four so more more
God and Actin walk in and they are just like

(01:13:29):
they are awestruck and just like what the hell is
going on here? Well, Mike more got is just like
she's dead. This this is great. We can finally start
doing like doing good here. Agdin just looks so it
just says, you know what, I'm gonna go look the
place he wants to join.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
Yeah, what's fine?

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Yeah, and you see and you do see that there's
a note. You'll call him ad In fine. So as so,
as they walk off, you find the notes. You pick
up the notes and the dagger, and as it like

(01:14:17):
an acid like and as you begin to read, you
do hear in the voice of Randall, dear March, I.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Know that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
We don't know each other way we just got thrown
together for some weird adventure, and through it all.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
It's just been one crazy thing after another. I want
you to know that I never intended for it to
be as crazy as it was.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Oil to you and to everybody else through everything. I
didn't want to attack the king, but.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
As I did with the snail, when one person in
the party did something I wanted to be loyal, I
realized that you made the right decision, leaving us to rot,
and I now hold no grudge against you. So I

(01:15:27):
took it upon myself to kill my brother, who has
lost his way. I laid him to rest. His ashes
are in a cup in the corner with a spoon.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Please don't know. His weakness was counterclockwise. I don't know
if any of the other hags will be the same,
but I killed her one on one. You would have
thought it was really cool.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
But with no parents, no friends, you know, the paper over,
and without my brother, I've chosen to take my life.
Uh probably go to some sort of awful hell, or
maybe I'll get this hang out with Macho.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
I don't know, but.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
Thank you for being a friend when I needed to.
Thank you for holding me in the air as a
balloon and doing things with me when everybody else just
wanted to cost came thanks for nothing. I hope you
will in this adventure.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Is there any way I can find out what the
macho man like burial rights are.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
My body probably has a bunch of pamphlets, cirt.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
Like you said, like your own curiosity. You go like, yeah,
I think he does deserve this, so so wait.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
Before I do start to write, so I want to
look on his body for weapons, because I'm sorry, but
it could be useful.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
I've got four bottles of magic, come, five bottles of
extreme alcohol.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
I've got a crossbow.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
You you do this also in the process that he
leaves you his will and yeah, it's it's it's at
the very end.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Of the notes, everything to the person that finds my body,
knowing I'm gonna be looted anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
I had sixty gold on me, prospo.

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
Sixty gold.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Yeah they're Insta hills.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
I mean yeah, they give you a full long rest
of barly so yeah, sweet it it's like pineapple.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
According to him, what was the other I'm sorry, four
bottles of They were called potions of charisma, but they're
actually just really strong alcohol.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
Okay, I think I have everything so far up to the.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
That's other than my plate armor.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
And anything about the kind of snail meat, anything about
whiskers you want to leave them for. I don't have
anything listeners other than you'll find the compass.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
Apparently whiskers. Whiskers would have came back if you truly
loved me.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
So I'm gonna lose his body. Look through the pamphlets
and find.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
You're gonna you're like, you're gonna find like.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
This little ship kind of slim gems for the barrel, right.

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
Yeah, and then as then I'm gonna perform the barrel
of rights on him because he deserves it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
Well, hold off, hold off on the barrel. Yet they
all like, as you all loot the body, well, like you,
you find the pamphlet and all that stuff, and you
and you slowly start reading. It's like, does he have
like a tiny pal news for him? Did you have

(01:19:30):
did you have did you have a back of holding?

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Okay, you take his bet. You now have a bag
of holding.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
But ivagory just got so much bigger.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
So through.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
So as this all goes on, uh, they they end
up finding clapper claw, they find clapper class head. They
also seemed to find.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Let's see here.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
They they end up finding a lily pad that i'd
say they bring to that. Say they find a lily pad,
which is like a magic carpet.

Speaker 5 (01:20:33):
Have a question, is the giant hood in the other
room too, because I hate to like even a burning building.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
If he went free and went somewhere else, good for him,
But he stuck under rubble. I want to help him.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
I think it got scared after the big explosion.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
So long as she's find somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
When did this explode?

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
That's what I was wondering.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
No, remember when she blew a hole in the side
because she missed with the Yeah, so it happened. It
happened twice, so she blew a hole, like two holes
in the house. So I was just you were in
the moment and as it's slow, like I say, you

(01:21:14):
find clapper claws head, you find a yeah, like I'm
getting the actual thing here, the actual it's a called
the bobbing lily pad. So I will whoever wants it

(01:21:39):
can take it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
I think of it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
It's like a magic carpet, like saying I'll get the
actual things here in a bit, uh the stairs, do
we loose back on the body.

Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
It's does anything that I just kind of was under
the impression she was kind of like melowing into the floor.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
Well I wanted to cut off her head to make
sure she didn't come back after I myself, because that
would have been awful.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Yeah, they find they find a stag skull hang on
the wall. That's Clapperclaw's head. They find a porcelain jar
made of varnish white clay. Mmmm. They find a wooden
mannequin with a with the helm of telepathy. So you

(01:22:38):
guys find the helm of telepathy. Oh as here they
that they start talking about a a brown like a
bronze front statue. Then let me see her.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
If I've got the character made. But it's doing the
same thing to me.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
So that's saying, like, what like, we're almost done with
with this part of the quest here. So as this
goes on, like you all get a few little trinkets
here and there, and as you all, uh, that's saying
you all meet back into the kitchen and like and like,

(01:23:44):
Bloody Toes looks over and says, well, the curse is broken,
I still hate everybody here, So I guess there's that,
so and you s, and you guys see that slowly
starting to begin begin to get work outside. You all
step outside, and with the curse broken, you see everything

(01:24:09):
becomes a little lighter and in the sky and slowly
rising from the land, you start to see all the
willow wisps slowly escape from the wells and slowly move
their ways up into the sky. And you hear a
whisper of thank you, and they vanish, And they all

(01:24:33):
vanish well, having defeated bab Lorna. The you hear crowd
like like like the the the fog in the like

(01:24:56):
in Downfall dissipates within a matter of seconds, and you
start here mumbling and croaking, and Morgrot stands at like
and yells at the top of her lungs. Bab Lorna
is dead, and there is cheering like celebrations like yay

(01:25:18):
for our heroes, yay. And then as you all get
to like you all, you all get to like the
bottom of like you guys, reach yourself back into Downfall,
back into town, and you all tell what happened, seeing
that all of like that, you all weren't the ones

(01:25:40):
who did it, and you tell what you figure it out,
and Bloody Toast comes down, smoking his cigarettes as he
asks all the whole fucking thing tells him what happened.
And later that not like as like it happens. They
decide we need to give this man, our hero a,

(01:26:01):
a proper burial, and you give give the people the pamphlet.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
And not a statue.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Yeah, and then that's the like.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
And NFS podium and.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
So as it goes you like you you have there,
they give you a burial among the among the kings,
like this is before like the decent kings, not those kings,
the other good kings. And explain to us the the

(01:26:49):
funeral rites how this would go.

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
Jeff uh within a macho funeral. It is a cremation.
I did a quick one on him. I didn't do
all the steps. Okay, you have a ton of slim
gems you just happen to find in the bag of bolding.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Yeah, so you build up a funeral pire high higher
out of slim gems. You Then everybody who wants to
be involved or are usually the clerics, but if it
wants to be the party or whoever. Everybody has a
cup of coffee and a cup of cream and everybody
walks to the to the pire before it's lit, and

(01:27:31):
each put the cream in the coffee and then pour
it on me and say the cream rises to the top,
and then light me on fire.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
Nice and this and this goes on for about three
hours because it took a minute for the body to
actually light on fire because you just poured coffee on
it and said they were having trouble trying to light it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
Well, the slim jims a magical yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
So as you like in that sing the whole time,
he's getting a smoky texture to it too, because at
the same time you're just like, no, go on, this
smells pretty good. And you gotta kind of keep like
the animals away because they're trying to eat the body
because he's trying to smell CAUs you're roasting.

Speaker 4 (01:28:23):
I'm a ranger and I love animals.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
I'm just like, don't, don't do this.

Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
I'm trying to like entertain the animals.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Can my inspiration tumble over? Mm hmm? It was technically
inspiration to me. Never one inspired by story should roll
like even Jess, now.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
A coin heads?

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
Tails now it's okay. So as this this happens you all,
like you're saying, and everybody has a good time, drinks
like it turns into a big party, a big celebration,

(01:29:21):
not only for a for a funeral funeral, but like
for the death of a hag, and like the returning
of the earth, like of the land slowly gaining its
magic back. And as this goes on, let's see wiggle Wog,

(01:29:44):
with the death of many people, you end up clapper
Claw comes up to you, like with this head, with
this giant deer skull of a head, says, well, you guys,
have you all fulfilled? Your all's part of the bargain.
It's a it's about time I do mine. So if

(01:30:07):
you whenever you all already had to thither, we can
we can head there. And acting kind of sits there
and it's just like, well, that's saying I'm gonna probably
go back now that now that the rules here kind

(01:30:30):
of brought back are being held accountable, and you you
feel and like as something happens, he starts to gravel
in pain because it's just like I have a lot
to I have a lot to make up for my
my ways with the brickins. So I'm gonna be in

(01:30:53):
pain for a while unless I can make it up.
So Clapper, I am sorry for that, and Clapper just
kind of says, looks over and goes, you're somewhat forgiven.
Beg Yeah, So as this all goes up, what do

(01:31:13):
you uh? What's well?

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
This is all going?

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
What are you all doing?

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
What do you all? What have you all decided?

Speaker 8 (01:31:18):
I'm just standing there like a drink and I'm just like,
you know what, this my tr man is not so bad,
but I mean, you should probably figure out these other
two hags.

Speaker 4 (01:31:31):
I was dancing around the fire with Bosh.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
Okay, I guess we both.

Speaker 4 (01:31:37):
Come over and start discussing where we're going at.

Speaker 8 (01:31:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
Yeah, So as as you all discuss, you all have
decided you don't want probably will stay for the nights
and go in the morning, and everybody will regain a
long rest. As the party continues throughout the knights and

(01:32:05):
as the morning and as the morning comes, you all
have decided it is time for us to make our
leave to the next adventure. Everybody says the they're farewells.
They give you like supplies to like they've restock your supplies.

(01:32:26):
When it comes to what you need when it comes
to food and stuff like that. Even Tom and Nook
showed up in the morning to congratulate you on your
ole's adventure for through this part of the land, and
Tom gives you all a wink and says, just remember

(01:32:52):
Tom's shop always has everything that the adventure needs. And
him and his little partner Nook kind of walk out
back towards their shop, and I think that would be
a perfect place to in the session for the night

(01:33:13):
because I have nothing after that. So next not next week,
we everybody will be taking a break, dude, Dune July fourth, Heath,
you'll be out murdering people out in the woods with
your father as or your yours tradition demands. Yes, you

(01:33:34):
guys have no you don't know before Yeah, so that's
probably what's gonna happen. I don't know what's going on yet.
Then the week after yeah, so the week after that,
so then we will return to uh, what's what's your

(01:33:55):
to win Titan's Wake? When Titan's Wake with Heat's campaign,
So after the four ye, so after the fourth and.

Speaker 9 (01:34:02):
Then get so in the meantime, I'll talk to you
of how we can get our character new characters in
their party.

Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
Yeah, so I'm saying you guys, I've feel like you
guys will meet up and thither.

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
I was surprised that you picked that specific character, so
I had to pick mine, which I planned to kill myself.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
Anyways, make sense and character. He has no.

Speaker 4 (01:34:27):
Whisker. I can tell from his face.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Here's what we're gonna do tonight. I'm gonna tell Cattle
that I want to do something.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
We're gonna talk, and then I'm gonna tell you we're
gonna both have sex with that war finally.

Speaker 4 (01:34:42):
Betrayal, so.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
Sans Lewylurglass. So the days of our lives and we
will end it there. Everybody have a wonderful weekend and
and happy July fourth, whoever listens to us, so that
we will end today

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