The Crossroad To Witchlight | Ep 15| The Mad Sad Tea Party - Crossroad Guild Adventures

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to the Cross Groad Guild Adventures. I'm hearing the
monster lover your Dungemaster. Here's what happened last.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
For a radio fire Star Wars, Luke Skywalker, land Speeder
right on toy.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yes, hello, everybody, welcome back to Crossroad to which lines?
Uh so where was this?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I just gotta do it?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, hey, be interested to.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
What happened.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
A lot of stuff happened last Well, it's been one
almost an it's been a month, I think since we've
been a month since we've revisited everything. But so last
time we let off. Sam is in the house with worm.
EV's currently at work. Hopefully she should be here soon enough,

(01:04):
was coming she should?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Did you ask you as you could.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Tell your assumptions? She's aware that she said she's going
to try to make it.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Maybe you just assume yeah, so we'll see.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
So it's saying Sam and eb are in the process
of investigating the House of the Insane Cobbler and the
Queer Hair, while March is in the in the just
walked his u his happy butt into the first into
into the gates, surrounded by fog.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
You sound like I took no precautions really.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
To Wren with a dagger and.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
A blue bomb, and Wrin's next to me with the druid.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
On with the sleepy druid. I'm awakeness.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
You're a monk.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, I'm a monk.

Speaker 7 (02:05):
Where you're druid?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, you're no druid.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I don't know where you're at.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Your backstory is yours.

Speaker 8 (02:20):
Your class is a monk backstories Okay, I'm a druidic monk. Okay,
a very good healer.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
As a monk, they punch, They punch a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
So you've just entered the smoke of like entered the
garden gates. When entering the garden, you find the areas
brides and colorful flowers are are bouncing and dancing. I
need your roll perception check. Wonderful you you see that

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the backyard reaches far into the background. Massive hills and
mountains all have eyes and smiles, and they seem to
be kind of moving back and forth with music that
seems to fill the air. After a few seconds of listening,
it seems to give a feeling of dread as it

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plays within the fence. As you look look forward, you
see a massive garden with a table seating guests with
steam and bubbles rising from kettles and mugs with treats
all about druid and clear.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
Yeah there we go.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, alright, okay, you've actually like you are far enough
to where you can hear mumbling, but nothing at the moment.
But it does seem like they are having what looks
like to be a tea party.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Looks like a terrible tea party. I'm gonna walk up
to the table. Is there anyone there?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
You you see about You see about eleven people sitting
there like at this at this party. But there's also
plenty of chairs open that it seems like if anybody
else wanted to enter and join the party, they could

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have a seat.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
I'm not going to that sounds like a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I'm gonna go sit down. You don't, like I said,
you don't know you know where you are.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
I'm just.

Speaker 7 (05:00):
Next to them.

Speaker 9 (05:00):
You're within like sticky like what you do see March
the sticky bum that's oh March has the sticky bomb.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Then you came from. As you get closer, you see
like what you thought was a hill turns out to
be a giant beast of a woman seemed to be
in a fancy gown as you walk up and sitting
in front of her, you see a kind of a

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like a a copper he like he is just seems
to be kind of bored out of his mind. And
you see your custin queer hair just kind of sitting there,
just kind of bored out of his mind, looking a
little bit depressed. And you look around and you see

(05:57):
an all faction, a faction of different characters they like
and your cousin and the the other just kind of
and they just seem not really paying attention to you
as they just kind of talk among themselves, so they.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Don't notice that I've entered the weird dream state.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
They're they're really intense into their conversation.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
The chat worked so hard on that, and you forgot
completely about it, didn't you.

Speaker 10 (06:36):
Hey, there wouldn't do this. It's what she.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
This is what she sees when she walks in.

Speaker 8 (06:58):
He's over gonals for you or figures big mag.

Speaker 7 (07:04):
Really like the transform.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
You gonna walk behind my cousin and just pull on
his gear, tosty.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
S annoy you pull ah ah, cousin, What what brings
you here to to our bode? It's it's been quite
a while since I've seen you. Your house was too clean.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yes, yes, it's been quite a uh, quite an interesting party,
it hasn't it a comma? Oh yes, it's been so
so fun. Well, we all party out. Everybody's having a wonderful,
wonderful time.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
You look depressed, so maybe cut the bullshit.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh I yes, you were always the wisest one among us, cousin. Well,
as you can see from our guests, we've all well,
at least for the both of us, we are kind
of false to be here. We we, as you know,
we are the life of the party. Normally we enjoy

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enjoy having like funs of on birthdays and everything else.
Our party is all legendary, especially for all the tea,
the guests and all the flim flam. But we we
felt like there wasn't truly a enough time to party,
and we made a deal that we we regret.

Speaker 11 (08:39):
Oh yes, oh we made we made a terrible, terrible deal.
Let's because you just just look at poor old just
look at poor mister Dodo over there, and you you
look over and and you see Bill.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Holding what seems to be a a rotting carcass of
mister Dodo. Just kind of trying to hold him up.
We've all we've all had we're troubles here. So but

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you couldn't have got here alone. Well, I yes, you
couldn't have got here alone. That's saying there's there's a
rope to tie to you. What where's everybody else? O?

Speaker 6 (09:31):
God, outside, why haven't you left?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
We're trapped here? How we've made a terrible deal. We
made it. We made a terrible deal with with the
with the new with the new rulers of the of
the Fay Wilds, and we're I guess we just kind
of bargained a little too much. And now we're forced

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to stay here and party forever.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
Is it just you two? Because Bill and Dodo were
outside of them to go.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, they just shout out a little bit before you dad.
Oh yeah. But first let me introduce you to all
of our friends here at the party that like the
the wonderful Queen of the Fat Queen of Tarts is
behind us. And you just see this look behind you

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and you see this big beast of a woman. God,
oh oh oh oh, always good party whenever these around.
You should try the tea and try the cake. And

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there's the simple King of tots and you look over
and you see this skinny, little skinny white dude. And
see this little skinny white dude and fancy get up
like that's wearing the same color schemes, and he ah, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Oh isn't the queen so lovely? Yes, such delectable and

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looking at it like, yeah, ignore him, I asked, ignore him,
and he kind of looks bad, just like yeah, ignore him.
Beside him, it's the mocking squirrel. He kind of looks
over you and go, you don't look very bright.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Why you march?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
You look like a march.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
That's a stupid mad.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
I know, I know we're not.

Speaker 7 (11:57):
There, but for a sticky bomber.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Case. Then I'm wait until he introduces everyone.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
You.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
You look over and to see next to him, and
you kind of see Bill looking over and.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Go, hey, oka, hi.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Next to him, you see two giant, round, fat tubs
of lard dough, and it's saying those are mister Mo
and Leicester balls. They're twins. Don't get them close to
each other. They make noises when they touch. I don't

(12:36):
trust them.

Speaker 7 (12:39):
He really just made people. Mo rest your balls ye.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Further down, like beside them as they were just trying
to start to jiggle a little bit because they're just
happy eating eating whatever they can get a hold of.
You see like that, this general floppy face bass at
hound and you just and you see this this old
basset hound and southern attire, really relegant.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Let just go oh.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oog and behind and beside him. You just see you
see just this guy in normal he just looks like
being a normal pair of pants, my shirts where it
looks like he's wearing a pair of sandals. Just it's

(13:37):
like hot.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
I'm Carl.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I don't know why I'm here, but.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
I I I.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Just showed up. I found myself lost here and ended
up here. I don't know what's going on, but I
am quite scared. This is quite odd, it's quite mad. Actually,
I missed my wife and kids. Been so long? How
long has it been? On the for on the outside.

Speaker 6 (14:10):
I just looked back to the hair. So how long
have you been here?

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Ay?

Speaker 6 (14:14):
Yes, the short version please, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
I've we've been here for so long. We've gone sane, gone,
We've gone sane. Oh yeah, We've we've been partied out
and nothing seems fun anymore. We've we've been here for.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
Oh, so you have depression? That's just the entirety of America?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
What's America? That's something that they call it outside. Now
it's been so long, tell us do they still sell
upside down cupcakes anymore? Or right side up pineapple?

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Oh, I don't know if I want to live in
this squirrel anymore. But anyway, cousin, since you have joined
us for a little bit, why not why not join
us for some tea and wind your friends in. That's
saying there's still a bit of a joy. You rein
vigor at least my entertainment to see my family again.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
Doesn't that mean we'll get stuck in here too?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Be honest, I'm not tied for sure.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
I want to throw a sticky bomb at the squirrel.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Do you need me?

Speaker 6 (15:49):
Nole?

Speaker 7 (15:53):
Well?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Performance check seventeen it hits. What is the uh? What
does what does the stick of m say?

Speaker 3 (16:25):
So?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
What do you all do while this is going on?

Speaker 6 (16:28):
I'm standing there with a rope light.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
I'm not in the bag, So whenever he's.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
Going we're just standing there like there.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
I'm just we're just master blaster right now.

Speaker 7 (16:40):
It explodes an impact.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Creatures must make it within twenty feet make it DU
twelve deck save or be restrained.

Speaker 7 (16:50):
For a minute D twelve.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Okay, so what's there?

Speaker 7 (17:01):
It doesn't hurt him and just sticks him to the ground.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, okay, he got a seven, so he's stuck there.

Speaker 6 (17:11):
Can you try to walk back out?

Speaker 5 (17:13):
I'm thinking about I'm gonna go kick the squirrel and
then I'm going to turn around to try to walk
back out.

Speaker 6 (17:19):
So I can just talk to them.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Okay, so yeah, you do this, and the squirrel is
just kind of sitting there, just going I fucking knew
it was a piece of ship. This is why nobody
loves you, March.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
I wish that bomb had covered your mouth.

Speaker 7 (17:41):
On the outside.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Sure a coupletle bit.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
For you guys. It has been probably about like it
seems like only a few minutes.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
I think March is good for now. If March needs
a march full of rope.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Am I able to just walk back out or well,
that's saying as you as you're going to?

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Oh, cousin, that wasn't very nice. Why would you do
this through the party? You were always a down there
everywhere else, But I'm yeah, you wouldn't even partake of
the gifts. You wouldn't partake in any of the fun
the games, but I'm not surprised you've always been a downer.

Speaker 6 (18:29):
You don't have any funner games. You have speeches and depression.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Didn't even offer the track or als. But as you
get closer to the thing, you stick your hands through
and it seems like you're able to go through.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
Okay, so I go through.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah, you go through, and you're back among everybody else.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
Oh, how was it depressing my cousins?

Speaker 5 (18:58):
And there they're stuck in a party because they made
a deal I'm guessing with the hag of this realm,
and they can't get back out. There's also a squirrel
in there that's probably gonna be really angry at me.

Speaker 6 (19:10):
Okay, go kill it? Maybe? Okay, should we kill it?
Probably if it tries to insult us again? Yes, I mean,
what what's harm and a party? I guess it's a
pretty dull one. We can go back in and if
they don't insult us, maybe try.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
To help them.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
Okay, we could leave, We could leave.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
They did just call me dim and say I was
the downer of the party at all times, which sometimes, Yeah,
it's a bit of a wallflower.

Speaker 6 (19:40):
But that's just rude. Don't me beat 'em up? Maybe okay,
at least the squirrel.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
I'd like you.

Speaker 6 (19:55):
Is there anything we can steal?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I don't know an Well, what are y'all doing?

Speaker 6 (20:06):
I mean, I guess we'll keep it. I'll go check
out the party. I'm not drinking anything.

Speaker 7 (20:12):
I don't trust that.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
I'm not sure if we take anything, if we'll still
be able to get out or not.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
There are guests in there that are stuck. I'm not
sure what the parameters of the curse are. Why I
didn't touch anything.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
Drink I did you and sit down?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Well, so what do you guys do?

Speaker 7 (20:47):
I mean, I'll go in. I'll go in, and he
has to if I go in.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah, he's a papoost.

Speaker 7 (20:55):
Sam's just in the house. What I A'm gonna tell Stam?
Whe're just gonna go.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (21:02):
Sam can take care of warm. Wep.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
You guys are walking back in.

Speaker 6 (21:08):
Wait, should we tie the rope around something first?

Speaker 5 (21:12):
It might be.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Uh, I'm gonna take out my immovable rod and I'm
gonna stick it in the ground. I'm gonna click it
so only one of us can move the rod. And
that includes if Cardle blows up the world with the rod,
defies all gravity and stays exactly where it's at. I
am tie several ropes to it and tie it around us.

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I haven tie one around to him on my back.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, okay, as you all walk in, you all see
you all see the same thing as I quoted earlier.
So I see a squirrel, Well you see that a
squirrel is well rope perception check.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Do you want to?

Speaker 6 (22:03):
Sall?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
If you all want to?

Speaker 7 (22:07):
Can I take the one I just accidentally rolled on
the ground.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
I almost land it on the one then had switched
to an idea.

Speaker 6 (22:16):
At twenty bitch plus four twenty four.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
I see all the characters you see, You see everybody?
Everybody there.

Speaker 12 (22:24):
You see the squirrel, kind of shoot the squirrel stuck
to the Okay, roll for a the attack, Roll for.

Speaker 7 (22:35):
A uh, well, I'm shooting with my gun.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Roll for a spot of hand. See if you hit
him spot of hand, side of.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Hand, I would just roll my pistol. Do you have
to just roll my gun because I'm shooting? Fifteen plus
eight is twenty three.

Speaker 7 (22:58):
And I do a shift.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Then a damage.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Not a roll.

Speaker 7 (23:07):
I do ten damage? Does it take out a little
laser pistol him? Okay, where you shoot him, I'd probably
be aiming for his head.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
So well you accidently, Well, so that part is you,
but you hit somebody else in the process. You hit
the symp of tarts because he was sitting rapper in
front of him.

Speaker 7 (23:37):
How does that make sense? If I could see the squirrel.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, you see the squirrel, but also he is still
sitting right there next to I gave you a list
of who's sitting beside who. He was right in front
of him. So when the process is shooting the squirrel,
you shoot him because he's Yeah, so nine is the
symp of Tarts. Eight it's the mocking squirrel. Seven they're

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beside each other, not in front of well, beside each other.
Well yeah, so then the laser scoots out, just buy
some MIRACLEOVT. He bends down and you shoot the squirrel
in head. He's still alive though he looks at you
guys and still begins to mock you.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
I just want to make sure I understand HI, because
we're worried really like right here.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
No, you guys are further down, But where where you
guys are like where in some further back you are
walking towards you. Guys just walked in, so you are
just coming onto the map.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
Oh well it's again. As long as I can see him,
I can get a beat on him.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
So you shot two people the same. The King of
Sims isn't doing very well. But you, you, in the process,
did shoot the squirrel. But he's looking at you and
mocking you, saying, yeah he's but he's what you say.
Can't kill me that easily.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Okay, let's scroll spiffs me off, roll D twenty. If
it's evens, I'm gonna do something really dumb. If it's
odds that.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Let it be.

Speaker 6 (25:15):
Sixteen even.

Speaker 7 (25:19):
I'm gonna cast fireball.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
Are you sure we're gonna end up h having to
fight everybody in here?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Are you sure?

Speaker 6 (25:28):
The only one I care about is Bill?

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Bill's okay?

Speaker 6 (25:31):
And even then I don't really care.

Speaker 7 (25:32):
I might hit Bill because it's a fireball.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
He's like indestructive. I'm doncing this point. He is the
work of God.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
I just want gifts. Well, it's not looking good for
the gifts.

Speaker 6 (25:45):
Please don't if they're all dead, you just loot.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
No, No, it's not gonna work.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
There's some good.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
They're all on the table, the gifts, but that's not
that's the saying. The gifts are different from the eye
him that you roll for.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
Okay, Well, how do we do that? Okay, because there's
important ones in there, Yes, very important ones.

Speaker 7 (26:11):
I think he's just making stuff upside. Okay's fireball.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Actually no, it's because it's it's if it's.

Speaker 7 (26:16):
Where the gifts are over there, the fireball.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
Well, I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yes, we have to roll for them, but there's still
there's a different there's a difference between the gifts and
the items that you won't get. Okay, Well, because he's
getting really confusion, So what are we doing?

Speaker 6 (26:36):
What did the What does queer and cobbler gotta say?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Cousin, why would you bring such violent people in?

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Why do you have such terrible guests and salt everyone
else as soon as they walk in?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Well, he's the mind.

Speaker 6 (26:53):
It's in his name. Okay, Why do you invite him?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Because I had no choices the other one around. It's
lonely here.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
That's a terrible excuse.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
You missed it. They tried to they killed the They
were attempted to kill the mocking squirrel.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Did they succeed? No with a twenty three?

Speaker 7 (27:11):
Somehow I hit somebody else?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
He hit the King of simple tarts.

Speaker 7 (27:18):
Twenty three.

Speaker 6 (27:21):
Coddle logic.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
But it's but it's so nice of you all to
come here. It's you guys actually do seem a little
bit of life. A party better than marches. Ay, yes,
so that's Alice. Why have you all who decided to
enter hair?

Speaker 6 (27:40):
I heard?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Oh yes, yes, everybody enjoys a game. Everybody enjoys a party.
But that's like, it is a shame about Uh, it's
a shame about the squirrel. Friend. That's saying, how are
you over there? Mocking square?

Speaker 7 (28:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Fuck you?

Speaker 5 (28:01):
All?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Seems about rides, but but first come on. Everybody joined
us for a little bit of tea and snacks. That's saying,
it's a role of a fifty to fifty chance. But
you can either gain or lose something. We've had to
we've had to make things a little bit more interesting
ever since where we've been here for so long? That's sing.

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You can eat, you can drink, and you can eat.

Speaker 6 (28:36):
What are the parameters of the cursed? When were we
stuck here?

Speaker 7 (28:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
To be fair, very weak me and me and me
and Cobblo are kind of forced to stay here. Everybody
else is free to go.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
Then why are they still here? Carl said he didn't
know why he was here, and it's been so long.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
He just showed up. They just decided not to leave.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
They don't know that they can leave.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
They just they just want to stay here.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
Hey, Carl Aby walking out the portal.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
I didn't think about that. I'll be right if it works. Okay,
I got this. He steps up like and you can
see his full attire. He has like khaki's on, a
button up shirt like Hawaiian shirts. He starts kind of

(29:28):
power walking up the up to up the way and says, okay,
let's let's do this. He walks through and everything just
gets through.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
Okay, oh what do we have?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Then he walked, then he comes then he walks back
in and said, I think that was the wrong door.
I ended up in a house. And then he just
immediately walks out the other way. You all came in
and disappears again.

Speaker 6 (29:54):
What can we eat or drink?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
There's tea, there's let's say like about like anything you'd
I think as a little tea sandwiches like a little
tea party would have. There's tea sandwiches, there's crumpets, there's.

Speaker 6 (30:07):
Coffee seventeenth plus five.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah, that's saying it's it's tea. But you see that
there seems to be a little bit of a magical
property of it. Proper tea, proper tea. It is a
proper tea.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
I had a look at like the queer hair, and
I'm like, what did you do to the tea?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
We've done nothing. We've just brewed it. That's the same.
But also you all seem to forget you're all in
the fay wild. Magic happens here. We don't have full
control over it.

Speaker 6 (30:46):
Okay, do I want to take one for the tea
and just drink it? I don't drink it, Okay, I
just top down and off his back and.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Take a drinking tea.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Okay, I needs your roll with D twelve?

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Ok you tib what you play?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Just one?

Speaker 7 (31:07):
Oh shit.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Five?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Get a curse?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Oh you don't gonna may be pregnant again? Are you.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Roll to you? One hundred?

Speaker 6 (31:25):
So you canna talk for pregnant.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Ninety five?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I just wanna be a penny ass. No, what don't
want to subscribe?

Speaker 7 (31:50):
What you do You wanna subscribe?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, the windows? Yeah it's not let me, wasn't it? Uh?

Speaker 3 (31:57):
What are you trying to open?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
And I'm trying to open up the curse list but
being a pain?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
What are you opening and on?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Well, it won't give me an actual gallery thing on here?
You're doing it through like through my D and D
stuff here.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Okay, m hmm.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
What in the world is that?

Speaker 7 (32:31):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (32:31):
Is that how you see?

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Well apparently it's like a new feature with the Google Gemini.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
That's funny. You believe to be the strongest person in
the world and keep trying to bench pressure friends. You
believe your yourself to be the strongest person in the
world and keep trying to bench pressure friends.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Okay, I'm gonna go kind of bench press here.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Okay, strength, Yeah, dude, you do a strength check. That's
why you you start flexing around. Just try to act
on macho in it, like in hit in your little
snuggy hobby.

Speaker 6 (33:11):
Mm so do we all have to eat or drink
before we play games?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
At five? So I'm not very strong you you attempt
to like how how does this locate? When you're trying
to lift here?

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Just getting underneath.

Speaker 7 (33:34):
O.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Can I make a slide of hand roll use my
tail to kind of look myself up with at him noticing.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
Yeah, I guess I'll drink some teae.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Okay, three, I think you really next thing to do that?

Speaker 3 (33:55):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
You get a plus one to any stats of your
choice twenty one a D twelve Huh. I use all yeah,
oh that yeah.

Speaker 7 (34:09):
To lift myself up so you seem strong.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
But you don't see my tail, okay you h yeah,
I just remember that you have a lust one to
your head.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
I sign you welcome to the gun show.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Okaycha D twelve.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
Seven.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
You get a curse roll the one hundred.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Ten A ten.

Speaker 7 (34:45):
Are they permanent curses for now?

Speaker 6 (34:48):
Of course it's cobbable for now.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
So now everyone is poorly gender swapped. So one, two, three,
four five you you know you become a female rabbit,
then yeah, I'm in the house. No, no, no, everyone,
Well it says everyone is poorly gender swamp. But now

(35:12):
you you just become ginger swap. You're female. Now your
female rabbit.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
It's not even following the.

Speaker 7 (35:19):
Kyle.

Speaker 13 (35:20):
You grab a lemnch with kitties, You deaf, You're not
going to drink well she she can't anyways, everything that
she eats, she has little ponds.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
That she makes to put into her third thing is
her trick. Yet it's completely fucked, so she doesn't need
her drinking all her stuff.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
You're not just a rabbit. Yeah, hips and all. Yeah,
and you're you're like monk robe. That's really starting to
show with shapes.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
Yes, I was always thought.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
That's saying everybody starts to get a little happier, and
they all that sing like everybody starts to starts to
cheer up and be happy, even even the like the
fat like even the Simp King of Tarts kind of
as he's just kind of laying their bleeding out. He's
like going.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Hard.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
I had another drinking tea.

Speaker 7 (36:23):
Yeah, you want to take a Yeah, okay, I want
to walk directly after the squirrel and hit it with
a sticky pop.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
So okay, roll roll twelve.

Speaker 7 (36:34):
You you have to roll a D twenty you bet
say for the squirrel?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
How many are the.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
Simp King of Arts?

Speaker 3 (36:45):
To be honest, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Nineteen, Okay, I do it again, seventeen, I do it again.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
M h four.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
He's stuck, Well he was stuck anyway.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
When was he stuck.

Speaker 14 (37:07):
I don't think you, bobms ony last week a minute
a minute, so he would have been unstuck by now three.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Well three you you get a boom okay whatever? Now yeah,
so you get you get one, uh get a plus
one one thing of your choice.

Speaker 7 (37:29):
Okay. So he's been talking ship. I've got oil.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
I'm gonna cover him in oil, and I've got a
tinder box and I'm gonna catch him on.

Speaker 7 (37:43):
Fire and walk away.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
That happens, the queen starts laughing her butt off and
just kind of does, oh, that's funny, and he and
she goes up and get pat and tries to patch
you on the back, but it smacks you. I need
you to roll a de ten one you take one

(38:17):
one one damage where she just kind of laughing, just
doesn't realize her strength. That's all the insane, the insane
Cobbo just goes, oh, that's it's been so good since
you guys have shown up. It's been a while since
every things have starting to lighten up. It's like, but

(38:39):
that's like, but the games are starting to begin. But
now times for the fun of the guessing game. He
is I s you will see out in our garden
little many like hidden within is a mystery, but everybody
gets to roll for twice. You have to pick two vegetables.

(39:02):
We don't know what's gonna come out, but whenever you
pull out of the garden gets to keep.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
Okay. So so you've got corn, potatoes, carrots, onions, mushrooms,
and coffee.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
So you see a pletha of a vegetable. Said, yes,
everything comes in handy anymore, but.

Speaker 7 (39:31):
Potato.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Okay, roll a roll a D six, roll two vegetables, right, Oh, okay,
rolling up a D six four you get armor plus

(39:56):
one chin shirt. Potato, carrots. Yeah, you just go just
pick whatever vegetable you want.

Speaker 14 (40:04):
I'm just given to make up the vegetables since I
don't remember what all you put down. Yeah, yeah, so
I'm gonna pick.

Speaker 7 (40:11):
An egg plant.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Okay, roll a roll a D six.

Speaker 7 (40:19):
Three.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Okay, rolling other D six.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Six?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Fuck glue. Sovereign new awesome, huzzah.

Speaker 12 (40:43):
You get sovereignty of your existence and there's no solvent
to be had.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
I see the.

Speaker 15 (40:53):
Glue, and I'm gonna go back to the on fire
squirrel just put one little tidy up on his little foot,
So just one foot. I'm gonna give him the saw treatment.
If you once freeze're gonna have to cut that foot
off just a little.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Any bideous drop okay, okay.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
Yes, I'm gonna go pick up some mushrooms.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Three okay, roll another.

Speaker 7 (41:26):
Six and I'm gonna go pick a carrot for my
second one.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Ok roll a D six one okay. Three you get
a potion of healing.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
Okay, I have one more.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
You can go ahead.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
When am I rolling?

Speaker 1 (41:54):
You're rolling a D six.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
One?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Okay, now what we're all another D six?

Speaker 7 (42:08):
Two?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
You get a staff of the adder, staff of the adder.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
I'm gonna pick some black leaves.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
This is your second one cap four.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Five you get a ring of Earth elemental command y
m okay, and the socogn Grelou only gets three charges.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
I feel like you just made that up.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
I did because I I know better, I know how
this is gonna go.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
You had you don't have hands to lose at this time.
Why would you do this?

Speaker 7 (42:59):
Well? You also you also fucked yourself by giving three charges. Yeah,
step of the is it a d D e R
A d d e r.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Yeah, because if we just went on based the volume
of the bottle, I can't get into that much trouble.

Speaker 7 (43:19):
But now, since it's uses, if I wanted to, I
could just glue the entire table in one film.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Are you sure you want to do that?

Speaker 7 (43:31):
That's why I did just one little drop on a
little time.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
You've already used it once, So.

Speaker 7 (43:37):
Okay, do you have another vegetables?

Speaker 6 (43:40):
Do you want to go next?

Speaker 7 (43:41):
No? I did both my veges.

Speaker 6 (43:43):
Yeah, I guess I'm gonna pick up a parrot. Four.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
That's three, we get the steff of the magi.

Speaker 7 (43:57):
I still have an epic token and would you like.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
To roll again? Huh? Would you like to roll again
for an epic token?

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (44:06):
Okay, I'll keep my epicting. I just realized you got
if you didn't give up the.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Tokens that I had said, Well you remember, so yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Also still have an app token. Did he do both
of his?

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Did you do both your receives?

Speaker 7 (44:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
No, okay, we'll roll one more. You get two?

Speaker 7 (44:33):
Four? Okay four, you.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Get armor breastplates plus two. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (44:59):
So this is going on.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Like everybody starts to get a little bubbly as they
continue to keep drinking the tea and keep eating everything
I can. You can see that that's saying, like, you
all messing around and gaining items, have to start to
see bring a little bit of fun activities to the party.
And they all start uh and they uh and that's saying.

(45:29):
They start saying, would you all like, would you all
be f a game of chance? He pulls out a knife,
So yes, we're talking a game of chance. And it's
like we've we've been here for so long, we've had
to create our own entertainment, but it seems like that

(45:50):
we've not be able to die as long as we're here.
And you and you and the uh you look o
like look over and you see the like you see
the King simp King of Tarts starts bringing out a

(46:14):
uh it looks like to be a giant spinning wheel
and seems to and seems to be someone's tied to it,
and it seems to be Bill has now tied to
the to the spinning wheel, and he starts spinning, poor Bill.

(46:40):
And you see the body of the Dodo start slowly moving.
He's gonna and he kind of starts looking over to
you all is at ah, I see you all decided
to return. You're dead, live forever and here.

Speaker 6 (47:02):
On zombies, do you have any fire? Yes? What is
this game of chance?

Speaker 7 (47:13):
What?

Speaker 3 (47:14):
What can I steal a prison?

Speaker 6 (47:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Alright, well you can try.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Well, I have the gloves of fever.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Okay, okay, okay. Which vegetable you go and try to pull?

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Uh? Is there a turnim?

Speaker 7 (47:29):
No?

Speaker 3 (47:30):
What is there?

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Broccoli? Mushrooms? Uh? Tomatoes, carrots, corn potatoes, corn, potato?

Speaker 6 (47:40):
Carrot?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
You pull a thing of corn. You you get a
thing of corn.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Okay, carrot you just eat?

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah, you pull out a carrot and you gain you
gain a carrot this table, Yeah, because you get you
walk up and let's say and say, oh, yeah, everybody
got a gift. We forgot all about that. Everybody go
choose a gift. He you walk up to the table
and you find a big box. Okay, open the box.

Speaker 7 (48:17):
What do you get?

Speaker 1 (48:17):
I don't know what does a hanger?

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Hanger?

Speaker 10 (48:20):
Neat?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (48:22):
Back all abortion up?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
There?

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Can I steal another box without the noticing? I have
a plus eleven to.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Hey, you asked for fire, and you just see me
pull out a little knight and a piece of wood
and I carve a little miniature canon. Okay, and I
put it in your hand.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
You steal into the gift.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
What's that.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
You open the gift up, it's another hanger. Neat, he's
all hangers. They get these gifts your house.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
Yes, dude, I guess I'll go pick one.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
It's a wire hanger. Okay, it's a wi you get
to you get two wire hangers out of this. You
go out, you go over and you find a nice
little gift and you and you open it up and
you find an empty box, an empty tissue box.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Nice cool, Jess, I sent you on Facebook what it
does because you've got it for twenty four hours trying
to make it look better and that's what Okay, just
floating in mid air.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
You gotta Yeah, you got an empty tissue box.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
Damn, Neat, I won't find a cat.

Speaker 13 (49:49):
I have my cat.

Speaker 7 (49:52):
I have.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
I'm gonna get it too. You're gonna go get your
present chess.

Speaker 7 (49:58):
Actually, Jess, last him time. Make another one. And it's
got little feet so they can move around free willingly
on your on your hand too.

Speaker 6 (50:11):
Okay, I guess I walk up to the table and
just pick up whatever is on the corner.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yeah, and you open it up. You have a little trouble,
but you open it up and it's a empty. Sweet,
I wanted my cousin with it.

Speaker 7 (50:27):
I want to open the box.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Okay, you go open up a box and you get
a sealed box.

Speaker 7 (50:37):
Okay, I want to open up that box.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
And it's another silk box.

Speaker 7 (50:41):
Fantastic. I want to open the box. So far, I
got three boxes?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
No, you got like so far? You've got three boxes
with nothing in them.

Speaker 7 (50:49):
It's perfectly yeah, Okay, how many times gonna do this?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
You got three empty boxes? And if I do it again, nothing,
there's nothing in it.

Speaker 14 (51:00):
Okay, quo, I'm gonna take one of the boxes and
I'm gonna use it with the magic of a bag
of holding, because I'm an.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
Artificer, and I'm gonna walk over and I'm.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Gonna put it on top of the on fire squirrel, okay,
popping him into the the non breatheable realm of the
bags holding.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
And you hear as you do this.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Fuck, you.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Look into the bag and you can just see him
just spinning into the ether.

Speaker 7 (51:29):
Do I just take it on top of walk away?
I don't even do anything. I don't need to see
him floating into that.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
He can't float into the ether?

Speaker 7 (51:39):
Is he sovereign to the ground?

Speaker 6 (51:42):
Can I ask the Queer Hair about the.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Purple Sword, what what about it?

Speaker 7 (51:49):
You know?

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Where it is?

Speaker 1 (51:52):
No idea. The only place I would think it would
be would be in the castle. But nobody's been able
to really go to the castle as of late, well,
ever since the ever since the Hag's taken over, we've

(52:15):
everything's just kind of been split into three split three, yeah,
just it's nobody can really travel over the fay Wild.
It's been, at least for this part of the realm,
it's been split into three each. It seems like each
of the hags have been ruling a piece of it.
I don't really care for each olda, but it just

(52:37):
seems like they.

Speaker 6 (52:40):
Well the first he is dead, that Lorna, Oh goody.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Oh, that's say that's good. At least the others are free.
That's saying we've that's saying we've regrets our decisions, affort,
but we're here to.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
Get rid of the other heads too.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Oh that's wonderful. That's you could.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Our friend Randall killed her using a self stirring spoon
and some other violent actions.

Speaker 6 (53:16):
Sounds like he went down here. Sounds awesome.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Yes, he is a statue actually down the bollywalk place.
I could show you sometimes there's a memorial.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
So I looked like that.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
But that but that's very very good knowing that one
of that, well at least one of the hags of gone,
that means that there's a better chance because our power
will be weakened. But soundly we're trapped here, and that's
another we can really do. That's saying we can't even

(53:56):
go into our own house. That's saying, hopefully has been
taken over.

Speaker 6 (54:04):
We have a couple more friends. It was very clean.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Well we well, we hope it was. We we we do, yes,
we do try to keep it very clean. And that's
saying we may be insane, but we we try to
keep everybody sensible. Yeah, that's saying we're all mad, but
we are, we are civilized.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
Okay, I wanna go back to this game of chance?

Speaker 7 (54:33):
What?

Speaker 6 (54:34):
What is this game? Why is poor Bill tied to
the damn wheel? Terrorized Bill?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Poor Bill? Who's that? Who's Bill? That's Charles Charles, that's
Charles Charles.

Speaker 6 (54:51):
Why do you have Charles tied to a wheel?

Speaker 15 (54:53):
Though?

Speaker 6 (54:53):
What is this game?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Ah? So you ever played dots? Darts? Darts? Yes? Dots? Yes, yes,
so the object of the game. It's a kill. There's
to kill Charles. You see his eyes kind of move

(55:17):
over to the side. Why not?

Speaker 6 (55:22):
Okay, so how do we play? We just throw the
dart at we.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Throw, you throw the dots and whatever body, whatever body
you hit him, you get to keep and you can
eat it.

Speaker 6 (55:33):
There's no other gifts. That sounds disgusting. No, I don't
want to partag in cannibalism. I pod.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
See the mad Coppler just kind of his I slowly
continue to move by. The wiseaid yes this, The immediately
looks down said when the last time you've had your
shoes walked on? Oh, it's so nice. Stay the away,

(56:18):
and he looked and he slowly kind of puts back
and just starts shaking and says, oh, oh, just like
other times. It's been so long since I've been able
to crack just my craft mud. Does anybody no, paw,
Cheesy Sam, are you alive in there? Okay? Open a

(56:45):
window you want to match? Okay, Yeah, so that's saying
they kind of they just kind of lean on. Everybody
seems to be having a good time. I'm in party.
But you do see that there are two sides like

(57:05):
you do see another exit.

Speaker 7 (57:08):
On the end.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
As you go further down, you can't park easy?

Speaker 7 (57:14):
Are cheesy, I said, I can do.

Speaker 6 (57:17):
We want to go investigate this other exit.

Speaker 16 (57:21):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
I didn't know you could park easy. There's parking out here.
I want.

Speaker 6 (57:34):
I'm starting to walk towards the other exit.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
I'm curious. Yeah, because you won't walk in.

Speaker 7 (57:40):
Oh wait, I can say that part.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Well, I follow eith. What are you doing, I'm jumping
on his back back into my little Oh yeah, I
just tap him on the head.

Speaker 6 (57:53):
Go wait, we all do sound lu.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Now because you tap me and I know that you're
pretending like you're strong. I'm gonna act like it hurts.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
As you gonna all continue like as you all move back,
you hear the h you hear the the the queer hair.

Speaker 7 (58:14):
Go.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
But like if one of you did get the sealed box,
don't open it.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
Already?

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Did?

Speaker 7 (58:23):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (58:25):
Why already? Ah?

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Well, never mind? Then continue Bye, everyone, We'll see you
come back and visits. No, bye, cousin, will see you
at the family reunion in a few weeks. Hopefully you
defeat the defeat the hag and nothing, get us out
of this terrible place. And he lay saying, he just

(58:54):
pulls out his like it's like he just rips out
his eyes and there's another pair of eyes underneath him
and then just bloodshot. It's just I'm so tired.

Speaker 6 (59:05):
Zombies.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Let's go.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
Yeah, we want to get good gifts that are useless.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Thinks says. You all get to the exit. You all,
that's a and you just kind of look at it
and it's seems to be like a normal door. Look, yeah,
just a normal door. What do you all do? You

(59:38):
guys can't go through. It's not you guys are continued
to tie by the rope and you guys cannot move
any further.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Is a normal door?

Speaker 1 (59:48):
It's a normal door.

Speaker 7 (59:48):
Yeah, but we're tied by a rope. You kind of
cut the rope.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
That's such your choice, but you gotta remember this is
and when you guys tied the rope, which rope did
you use?

Speaker 6 (01:00:04):
Well, they use regular ropes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
I have a sentirerop making that clear. Okay, so you
guys can want to the real question.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
I want to go back real quick and grab my
rod and we're gonna go through another door and I
need to grab salmon warm.

Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
Okay, let's head back to the first area where we
up and we need to.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Grab the others. Yeah, yeah, so you guys, you guys
act it out. Everybody seems to be kind of going
back and filling their places like they're stuck on repeat.
Except Carl's not there. Yeah you Carl the squirrel nor

(01:00:51):
the random dad.

Speaker 7 (01:00:53):
The squirrel still tracked an eternity, just flapping and well stuck.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Yeah yo, let's see pause for a second month. Okay
where we left up bosting worm. They have entered the house.

(01:01:24):
You guys are new. You guys do see you guys
saw two sets of bowls at a water bowl and
a food bowl. I need you both throw a reception check.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
I don't know anybody in Ashfield, North Carolina?

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Do you sure enough?

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Thank you for reminding me?

Speaker 7 (01:01:56):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Okay, get it out of the way.

Speaker 6 (01:02:01):
Just got ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
When I way roll to tin you don't hear it?
Or I got six you guys don't hear it. You
guys turn around and you all see three dogs walking
through the door. They seem to be quite large. They

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are very skinny. They look like dome domermen. They are
blank dogs and you can that's saying and you smell
get the smell of iron. After getting a little bit
of a look at it, you do see that these
dogs are a little bloodied.

Speaker 7 (01:02:46):
And you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
And they just kind of sit down and they look
they look beaten. They look like the these dogs, these
animals I've seen. How many was it this time?

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Heith seventeen fifteen? What I live for? How's that with advantage?

Speaker 6 (01:03:18):
It's okay? In the other campaign an I might have
to make a new character. H he's gotta get gotta
be rescued, be founder or I'm dead at the automate automations.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
So you all see the dogs and they sit down.
What do you all do? Now?

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
They're bloody?

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
You see that these dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
I see that, somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
You see that these dogs are injured, they are bloodied.
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
I would like to try and use my animal handling
to befriend them.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Okay, row a row an animal handling check.

Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
Seventeen.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
You walk up to him and they they do not
they don't what I'm saying. They don't rent. They just
kind of they just kind of look at you and
then they kind of go down.

Speaker 17 (01:04:19):
They would like to cast speak with animals and ask
them what the hell happened?

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
To him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
It works and they look and say like, we've we
were attacked. We we got close to loom Lurch and
we were we were attacked by all the soldiers, the scarecrows,
dragon huh.

Speaker 6 (01:04:47):
Who It's a place where the is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
The the evil, the evil witch woman, the one with
power like with the magic powers. We got close to
the garden and scarecrow starts screaming these weird these weird
things of straw starts screaming, and it alerted it like
and alerted everybody, and they shot at us and we

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this this was the closest thing that we could really
get to, like to get the rest of the rest
of our pack, to warn the rest of them. That's saying,
she her eyes are, her eyes are everywhere. If you
need to watch out when you for the clockwork sparrows,

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I need you both the roll a perception check. Oh hell.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Five, my god, you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Don't see it. But you look outside the window and
you see a mechanical bird like sitting up top of
a tree looking into the window.

Speaker 6 (01:06:14):
That's a funny bird.

Speaker 7 (01:06:20):
Or bird.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
I'm going to want you to look out and you
see a sparrow and you and you see a little
little little gear kind.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Of Okay, I don't think that's supposed to be there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
And then it flies off.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
It's gone.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
I'm going to for the blank dogs. I'm gonna cast
good berry and it's ten divided by three.

Speaker 7 (01:06:58):
Is not a fool mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:07:06):
I give each of them three berries.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
They give them three each. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
They they look to be a lot better. And one
of them go walks like walks outside and walks back in. Sam, well,
even roll a clip a coin? Yeah, tell me what

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you get? Heads or tails?

Speaker 6 (01:07:37):
I don't. I don't have a coin.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
He always has, like is there a coin on?

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
I don't see it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Oh, I would think there should be a heads or tails.
I would think used to used to be it's your
four six eight one point that seri here.

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
A siria, flip a coin.

Speaker 6 (01:08:02):
They made it all the way to the toilet.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
I would have heard that cup plunk would be impressive. Impressed,
but attend you type to like probably get a plumber
to get it out on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
You get the bring it and they bring you a
stone of controlling earth elementals.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
And they look over to you, Sam, and they bring
you something. They brought you a shield of missile.

Speaker 17 (01:08:37):
Attraction a still shield of missile attraction. It attract missiles? Yes,
does it protect me from the missile?

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:08:51):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
What is considered a missile?

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Let mean, let me read it.

Speaker 16 (01:08:56):
Does this sounds like something wildly coyote would have ordered
off from acmee.

Speaker 6 (01:09:04):
I mean, that's kind of the way this episode is going.
I just turned into Jessica Rabbit.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've seen that view.

Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
Did you at least subscribe? Help me out?

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Mm hmm, So now you fully like Jessica Rabbit?

Speaker 7 (01:09:25):
Are you like.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
She looks like she looks like like Apparently she's like
Lula Bunny, she's fully ginger?

Speaker 7 (01:09:37):
Yeah, you mean, m.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
Like, Is it had to be something like launched in
an offensive manner or anything thrown?

Speaker 7 (01:09:59):
Actually look it up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
On the phone here. Yeah, it's pretty.

Speaker 7 (01:10:07):
Technically you don't count anything.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Launch your an offensive manner, and sometimes it can't be
spells after like a physical object, although you li like
magic missiles.

Speaker 16 (01:10:20):
It says, while while holding this shield, you have resistance
to damage from attacks made with ranged weapons.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
This shield is cursed. Attuning to the curses to it
causes you.

Speaker 16 (01:10:37):
Who you are targeted by a removed curse spell or
somewhere magic shield fails to end the curse on whenever
you attack with range weapons targets, curse causes you to
become the target instead. So if I try to shoot
my velle or something, then it just turns around and

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comes right back at me. So it is something like
wildy Coyote would. So I have to get the curse removed. Well,
I do have resistance to damage from rainforw.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
So yeah, so I don't know how I feel about
these dogs. Now.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Well that's that's around the time that the rest of
the party start slowly starts. Uh you start to hear
them coming and see you guys through the door and
the party is now together or I'm got a rock.
What are y'all doing? You guys are together now?

Speaker 6 (01:11:42):
I mean we want to go back through the chief
party and go through the.

Speaker 7 (01:11:44):
Other exit or together?

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Now, well you got well you guys are you guys
said you were gonna go back and try to get
Sam and and even so you guys wanna go get
Bosh and Worm. So you guys have walked around, you
guys see the see these bloody dogs and and see.
So what what are you guys doing?

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Can I take one of my coins out and throw it,
and they didn't have it, just swimmering to him.

Speaker 18 (01:12:15):
You don't know about the shield yet. Yeah, you don't
know about the hilltop met again? Whatever, dogs, So what
do you guys?

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
What are you guys doing?

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Bead you're all back?

Speaker 16 (01:12:34):
These dogs here apparently were attacked by the hag mm
hmm seems to be U.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
The dogs kind of kind of look up and start
start growling a little bit, not fully trusting everybody. The
people who just walked.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
In felgers always something out. You didn't have breasts before.

Speaker 6 (01:13:07):
Something happened, curses, boons. I'm not actually sure what this
one is as far as I'm concerned. Just change an anatomy.

Speaker 14 (01:13:16):
M I'm gonna walk up the vosh and I'm gonna
grab this little park of my neck and little earbuds
are gonna come at.

Speaker 7 (01:13:25):
And I'm gonna put it in your ear so only
you can hear something.

Speaker 6 (01:13:29):
Hey, my dad hates you, but I think.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
You're kind of hot.

Speaker 6 (01:13:34):
I'm gonna go ahead and cast speak with animals.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
I can speak with the coppers, okay, you the dogs
you can now, and they are just they are growling
at you all, going, are you all friend or folk
with your friend. They they kind of pause for a
moment and reach out and then sniff. The oldest one

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look walks up slowly sniffs you and then just kind
of since I said, okay, you can be trusted. So
why are you all here.

Speaker 6 (01:14:08):
To get rid of the hag?

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
That would be nice. The hunt has been terrible since
the Hacks have come in. The jabb Milwaukee has has
really just been more heinous as wow, there's nothing to
really control it. Used to be there the uh, the
the elf King of the Realm used to used to

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deal with him, but he hasn't been around in so long.

Speaker 6 (01:14:35):
Do you know what happened to the elf King?

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
No idea, he's just disappeared. The Great Owl hasn't been
seen much either. There's there's rumors of a of a
beast roaming around like that has been kind of going
against the hacks forces, But that's we have. We've only
heard that's saying some sort of giant creature.

Speaker 6 (01:15:00):
Is there any type of other resistance.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Well, closer to that's saying they're maybe the only thing
that we could really think of is the the humans
further up north, But they're just fleshlings. They they're not
they're nothing but pumps. There's maybe the toy maker, but

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I'm not entirely for sure what he where he's at.
I know there's a there's supposed to be a unicorn
around here, but none as seenier as of late. Like shoot,
the only thing that we really know is that there's

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to be on the lookout. The further you get up north,
the more treacherous it is. It seems to become a
battle non stop, and it never ran. More. Kids are
getting kidnapped throughout the realm, and it just seems like
it's a never ending battle.

Speaker 6 (01:16:07):
Do you know what's happening to the kids once they're kidnapped?

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
We don't know. We can't get close enough to the
anyone who tries to get to the Great Tree just
it's either killed or shot at the Great Teeth Tree.

Speaker 7 (01:16:22):
Is that in the mark? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Yeah, you guys put two and two together. I need
everyone to roll a perception Checkah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
I look at you. I think you're kind of c
you too, but your dad's crazy. You kept me up
Brofel for years until we had to work to pay
off on you, Like, what are you talking about? It

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was a monastery you're crazy, old coop.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
What did you get saying you are not? Are you
just blind tonight?

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
I guess I think the D and D beyond Dice
hate me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
He's paying too much attention to Yeah, yeah, it makes move.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
What did you say?

Speaker 6 (01:17:32):
I think you're talking about the wrong person.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
That's a short, old dude, Trust me, it's him.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
You guys look towards.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
It's I'm crazy you like this, dude?

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
You guys all smell in the air and iron. You
smell iron in the air. It is strong, it is,
that's saying what it feels like a moisture and must
kind of like fills the air like something is rotten.
You all look at the door and you see a

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figure standing like just seems to be completely encomforting it
Like it's bigger than the door itself, and it just
kind of squeezes its way through and it just falls
right when.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
It walks in.

Speaker 6 (01:18:29):
Can I can't pulay approach it to investigate and a stick.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Roll to investigate.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Fourteen, I have a seventeen.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
You guys get closer and you are hearing heavy breathing.
You hear a low growl and what it seems to
be is a giant gristly bear missing an arm and
half of its leg torn off.

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
Oh, Bill Bear finally dying?

Speaker 7 (01:19:14):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Bill?

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
Bar?

Speaker 7 (01:19:16):
Bill Is?

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
That's saying he like you? Hear a low Bill?

Speaker 6 (01:19:28):
Okay? Can I cure wings?

Speaker 7 (01:19:31):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
That's saying he can't? Like he kind of You just
kind of see his eyes open up and they start
to glow red.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
That's never a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
And and he just like he just kind of slowly
starts standing up, and he just looks around, and you do.
As you look, you see his eyes glow and his
body's just kind of fading in and out of the shadows.

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It's like, good, you've all made it out.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
Who knows how to heal?

Speaker 7 (01:20:15):
I shoved the com down his throat.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
You forget about those, don't you know?

Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
I wasn't just hoping they were forgotten.

Speaker 19 (01:20:29):
Bottle. I was told by March that it will cure anything.
He's missing body part. I just shove it to come
deep down his throat.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
He starts choking on it.

Speaker 6 (01:20:47):
I'm sorry, but it will heal he.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
You do see that. The blood starts starts just like
slowly moving seeping back into him. You see wound heel
and you do see that it's not healing body parts,
but it is closing the wounds.

Speaker 6 (01:21:09):
Can you feel them limbs?

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
And he kind of and he his eyes like he
becomes solid matter. It doesn't like. He seems like he
has full control of of everything again. And he just
kind of looks around. I don't know what that was.
It's a little salty, but it worked.

Speaker 17 (01:21:35):
And he just.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Stands up and just kind of sits down and collects himself.
It's missing an arm. He's probably like from uh mid
mid like mid upper arm is gone, and most of

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his leg is like.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
He's pull meddle.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
I pull.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
An arm and a leg out that I keep in
there for myself and because you never know what's gonna happen.
So I pop it and I adjusted real quick, and
I popped him on him. So he's a big bear.
And then he's got little teeth fling arm and a
teethling leg. Made it mechanical with little pops and lights and.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
Gears of.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
That's something. He starts looking at his hand. It's like
this right now, this will work.

Speaker 6 (01:22:32):
What happened well?

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Right now? The driverwalkie seems to have gone out of
the area. I was able to stay it off until
it flew off. So as of right now the area
is at least this part of the realm is safe.
But I have it has taken everything I can to.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
To do this.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
It's gonna take a bit for my energy to come
back come back.

Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
So what.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
What has happened?

Speaker 7 (01:23:08):
Since?

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
I'm saying Luckily I was able to track you all
with the with the eenvelope, with the amulets.

Speaker 6 (01:23:17):
Where I've got a cool rock.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
That's a very nice rock. Warner.

Speaker 5 (01:23:21):
My cousin and his friends are stuck in a time
boop tea party and I think they're becoming is zombies.

Speaker 6 (01:23:27):
They can't die. Well, we met these dogs, the good puppers,
that's saying I was.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
I ran into a pack of them earlier and they
and I was able to kind of lead them away
from from danger. As of right now, we have we
have to figure out what's the best course here for me.
Right now I'm stuck.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
The worms. Aw some mechanical bird up the window. The
kind of freaky is it still there? A fool?

Speaker 7 (01:24:09):
I can't eat.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
That's that's not good at all. She if then she
knows you're all here. She because that's and he proceeds
to tell you all about the kind of like what
kind of like a retelling of what the dogs have
told you about the uh a little bit about like
what he has gathered about the hag. That the hag

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is indeed in loom larch, that there is there is
a god. There is a goblin who that's saying that
does sell candy. That may be of some help, that
you all need to find a the guide to the
next realm. That from what he can gather maybe with

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the missing kids, like that's hidden or resistance.

Speaker 6 (01:25:01):
Do we know what the goblins name is? Y, that's
up stairs.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
The goblin's name is chucklehead.

Speaker 6 (01:25:09):
Chucklehead.

Speaker 7 (01:25:11):
Okay, your latips you're flying once a day with the
moosters on the foot.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Oh, come in handy, he kind of he pulls out
a he like heh you see a little bag on
the side of me, pulls out a bag, puts a
little pair of glasses on and just kind of jots
that down. It's like, is there any other features to these?

Speaker 6 (01:25:43):
Yes, the ad plus one to your owner class.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
He drops that down as well. It's and from gathering
from the dog hand Okay, he writes that down. He
get like some from gathering from info from the other animals.

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The only like the it seems like Scabitha does not
like to leave loom larch a lot. It seems that
she is all she is trying to keep her stuff
intact from we from what we can tell, especially after
dealing without Lorna, that the sisters despise each other, that

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grain shaped yeah yeah, and with everything else, it does
seem like the next best bet is to find the resistance.
They may be able to give you more info into
getting in with Blum Lurch, But it does seem that

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this may end up being a rescue mission to save
the kids. But from also what we can tell from
what we've been able to gather, even though this is
old and info, there seems to be an one working
for for Granny night Shade who kid snaps children, but

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the one hasn't been seen for quite some time.

Speaker 6 (01:27:21):
Can you put it in a direction out of where
we need to go. So the resistance was in the north, in.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
The north, As long as you all continue to head north,
I think you'll find it.

Speaker 7 (01:27:31):
But that's sing.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
The further you head north, the more soldiers you're gonna find,
and the more of her sparrows are gonna keep an
eye out, so beware metal birds.

Speaker 6 (01:27:47):
What happens if you kill the birds?

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
From what we can gather sing like, nothing really happens,
Like I kind of like with any intaeil, if one
camera goes out or like any you kill one thing,
they may lead to some suspicions and they will be investigations.
But as long as you guys stay quiet and don't

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burn everything to the ground, I think everything will be okay.

Speaker 7 (01:28:17):
I look at those two and I'm like, I looked
at you, and I say.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
Bombs in my bag if we find the resistance I
heard resistance groups and bombs do.

Speaker 16 (01:28:28):
Not go together.

Speaker 6 (01:28:32):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
Yeah, So that's saying at the moments, you guys would
just probably need to head north. That's saying is but
at the moment, I think the best course of action
would be to fine food. But for me, he kind
of sniffs around and said, something does smell interesting towards

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the back.

Speaker 6 (01:29:01):
That would be the Mad Sad tea party.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
And he said, oh, I do enjoy a good what
it's it's fried squirrel meat does sound good. And he said,
I think I'm gonna partake. And I would suggest that
you all get some rest as well, and for those

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who have an eight joined me for some food. And
he and Bill slowly starts walking towards.

Speaker 6 (01:29:37):
I'm always want food.

Speaker 7 (01:29:39):
I take out a pot and I stick into my
neck and I press the button. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
He just walks back and he finds a little kitchen
and he said, well, time to let's see if I
still have it from what Cookie taught me. And immediately
after and within a few minutes, you all start smelling

(01:30:04):
a fresh cooked meal. You start to hear diet like saying,
you guys have a chance to relax four moments and
and Bill just kind of looks over and says I
and said, there's one thing I forgot, kind of leaves
the stove on and kind of hurries out and walks out,

(01:30:26):
and he moves over, and he looks over and draws
in insignia into the ground and you see a portal,
well not a portal, but you see a line start
to go around the circumference of the house. And so

(01:30:46):
this will give us at least a few hours of rest.
And he goes back in and starts cooking. So at
the moment, you guys have a minute to talk, and
the moment yourselves and try to figure out what the
next what the next uh part of the plane would be.

Speaker 6 (01:31:05):
Can I take out a piece of paper and copy
down the symbol until.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
Rolling up on our conta check?

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
I put the your butt back in your ear, and
you want to se and go make out? Sure, we're
gonna try to go hide and make out so my
dad doesn't.

Speaker 6 (01:31:32):
We'll look at our guard like be like, well, can
you practice sign language with me?

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
You very rough, it's a very rough coffy of it.

Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
Can I roll for our knada?

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
You can s Yeah, I got plussed.

Speaker 7 (01:31:53):
You said you were gonna hit all my character, so I.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Just be on to him mm twenty one copy okay,
And you do feel a sense of magic to it.
It is the seal of protection. Okay. It like, uh, well,
using it everything within let's see here, within fifty feet

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of like designate area, we will receive a short rest
and it well can only be used once.

Speaker 6 (01:32:29):
Okay, So do we get a short rest?

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
You all do get short rest. Well, it's saying at
the moment, you guys get a long rest, but that's wrong.
You guys get a long rest. But that's what what
you were able to get from that that's what it
does for you, like where you're able to get from
the arcana check.

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
Okay, do we get a long rest?

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
You all get a long rest, and all the curses
are broken and you guys are returned to normal. Oh
I don't want no, No, the boons, you guys still keep.
The curses are broken, so.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
They revert back to a bowl.

Speaker 7 (01:33:13):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Yeah, so she becomes a heat again. He becomes a
crumpy old hair instead of a sexy and crumpy grandmother.

Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
I'm just picturing like the sound of a blooon deflating.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
But through the back door you can still hear what
seems to be a party going on.

Speaker 6 (01:33:37):
I look at her boge or and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
Like, if you all want to go get gifts, you
have to do weird ship, but you can go get
gifts back there.

Speaker 6 (01:33:45):
Wow, you just have to like pull up vegetables. It's
really weird, but it's worth it. Worm eat veggies, yes, yes,
orm eat veggies.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
So you you guys go through the back door and
you all see you all see like a bouncing garden
all over the place, and you do see like that
it turned It looks like it has turned into a
brawl in the back.

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
That everyone glued to the table.

Speaker 7 (01:34:17):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:34:18):
No, nobody's turned glued to the table one person. No
you No, he's in your bag of holding.

Speaker 7 (01:34:27):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
I glued him, sovereign glued him to the table. I
took the empty the one of the empty boxes. I
infused it with the magic of a bag of holding,
and then I went.

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
Oh, I just sat it on top of Oh I
thought you took it with you.

Speaker 7 (01:34:49):
Wand no, because it's an extra.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
There.

Speaker 7 (01:34:54):
He's just sitting there like this inside the box on fire.

Speaker 1 (01:34:59):
Yeah, so that's saying and that's technically what you see. Yeah,
and you uh, and you see the you see a
mad cobbler. Just look over at you Sam and say,
oh wonderful. Oh, those are some nice shoes you got there.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Are I think, did you have like some elf? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
But they tie.

Speaker 7 (01:35:29):
I didn't know if you're still barefoot from the time
that you get maker, but they are.

Speaker 1 (01:35:34):
They do tie. It's like, oh, if it makes you
feel better, I can turn those tires into zippers, and
then the queer hair is going to go, ah, yes,
it's very good. When it comes to the shoes. He
has a bit of a fetish. But I don't know
why not really my thing. There are some points I
wake up and he's measuring mine. It's kind of odd,

(01:35:59):
and they call me where.

Speaker 6 (01:36:01):
One just lips at his bare feet.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
He looks at you, said, do you do you want
some nice shoes?

Speaker 6 (01:36:10):
What are shoes?

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
It just kind of starts to really get like happy glomic,
just kind of flaming out the mouth of a little bits.
It's like, come, come and joy, Come, grab some tea,
grab some like, grab some treats. And you do see
tea treats and thing you said. And if you want,
grab a gift and grab two vegetables from the garden.

(01:36:37):
It's a free for all today.

Speaker 6 (01:36:39):
Worm lines for veggies.

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Scurry all all four okay? So yeah, so which when
you got corn, potatoes, carrots, mushrooms, broccoli and tomatoes, onions, onions, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
That's onions, tomato. Can I mix the match?

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
You can get? You get two and I can mix some.

Speaker 3 (01:36:59):
Yeah, I'll get one tomato and one.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
Okay, your first roll roll one D six both of us, Yeah,
both of you want, roll one D six.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
One.

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
Okay, roll another D six six, okay, roll another D
six one. You get a Wanda polymorph.

Speaker 3 (01:37:27):
Sam Wanda polymorph.

Speaker 20 (01:37:30):
Yes, three, three, you said six, six and three. Oh no,
you pull out a vorpal blade.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
She actually pulled the Okay, and you get a second
vegetable roll another D six, Sam, Do I need to
roll again?

Speaker 7 (01:38:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
You got.

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
You guys get to.

Speaker 6 (01:38:06):
Talk about luck of the droll.

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
Five okay, and another one Manuel h Manual of Quickness
of Action Sam four okay, and another D six and

(01:38:39):
the three you get a Staff of the Magi.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Oh my god, is that good?

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
So you got So there's two Staff of the magis
right now, and.

Speaker 5 (01:38:53):
There's the other Staff of the Magi said the Manual
Quickness of backround stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:39:00):
I don't have the Staff of the Magi. You just
pulled it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
Oh, the Staff of Maggie is a artifact weapon that
is insanely powerful.

Speaker 6 (01:39:15):
Okay, sofer staff of Magic.

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
My staff turns into a snake that's actually really useful.

Speaker 7 (01:39:22):
It turns into like there a big as snake for
that stuff. Okay, Staff of the magit is.

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
Yeah, and you're second role leading insane.

Speaker 6 (01:39:31):
Alright?

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
Did it?

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
What was your second item? The manual clash?

Speaker 7 (01:39:35):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:39:37):
I think you can use a long sword, so that's
probably what I'll do the warpole as right, because it
has multiple types.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Uh yeah, just whatever purpole weapon of your choice. And
as you hear more fighting among the fact more of it,
you just hear, yes, don't forget your gift over there
on the table and he punches the the simp King
of Tarts and they are really going at it, no

(01:40:09):
holds brawl like that's saying.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
There is.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
That's saying. Even that's saying. Bill is still tied to
the to the wheel though, and he's kind of spinning.

Speaker 6 (01:40:21):
Charles, Charles, Charles, you know the mad.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
The mad Coppler called him, Charles. It's still Bill. I'm
playing a character here. Yeah, so Bill is uh, the
wheel's on fire. But Bill's okay though, he's he's just
a little dizzy, so he'll be okay. Dodo, on the

(01:40:46):
other hand, is engulfed in flames and being eaten alive
by by Moe and Lester, who not good.

Speaker 6 (01:40:57):
I'm still inside the house.

Speaker 1 (01:40:59):
Yeah, you guys are You guys are resting, So that's saying.
So you guys walk over to the tableau. You and
you guys see a bunch of boxes. You guys, grab
a box. Sam, you got a ball.

Speaker 7 (01:41:20):
I don't know if.

Speaker 6 (01:41:24):
Just a regular bouncing ball, I don't trust it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
Got a ball, I'm gonna bounce it really harder on
the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Just bounce. It's like a regular ball. Uh worm, got
a stuff bear missing an arm and an eye.

Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
And it looks like to beat Mike Bill. How are
you guys gonna hand? You guys decide to go back
in the house.

Speaker 6 (01:41:56):
I'm got a fun sword, so I can cast a
new these for.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
That amount of charges and it regains and then if
you look at the last page charges, you see the nuke.

Speaker 7 (01:42:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
So these Yeah, I rolled every single one of these autumns.
I legit rolled randomly.

Speaker 7 (01:42:22):
It's a nuke.

Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
This is what came up. If the kind of I.

Speaker 6 (01:42:31):
Can go to a different plane of existence.

Speaker 7 (01:42:34):
To avoid the nuke.

Speaker 6 (01:42:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
If you the staff a magie, it's so powerful. If
you snap it, it explodes and nukes literally destroys everything
and you have a fifty to fifty chance of you
dying or safely going to another plane of existence.

Speaker 6 (01:42:49):
Yes, so it destroys everything within like thirty feet.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
So to kind of give an idea of like what was.

Speaker 7 (01:43:00):
And there's two of them, I want to reach into
his bag and steal his sovereign.

Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
Roll.

Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
A roll perception against is okay, let's see if I
can catch you doing it, which is really bad because
you could just ask me.

Speaker 3 (01:43:18):
No, I don't want you to know that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:19):
I have to give an idea of like some of
the items that were on this list. I wonder I'm
going to read some oft like just what was on
here twenty two twenty two versus.

Speaker 7 (01:43:34):
Twenty two.

Speaker 13 (01:43:38):
I definitely noticed you notice that you notice it's wait
a minute, No, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:43:45):
My my point that I got from my boon twenty three.

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
What what you put that in?

Speaker 19 (01:43:51):
I put it on the side of hand, but it's
twenty three because my gloves give me it's.

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
Twenty three, and it takes them to the cat my point.

Speaker 3 (01:44:03):
Well, he gets a plus two, so he's got twenty four. Yeah,
because I said so, No, the glube's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:44:09):
Now, so I do have advantage of perception checks. So
we'll me see a little better than that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:16):
So to kind of give an idea of some of
the stuff that we're on here, there was Darren's instant fortress.
There was a drift globe. There was an orb of
annihilation on this. There was there was a rot of Resurrection,

(01:44:37):
there was a gauntlets of ogre Power. There was a
few like like a few spell scrolls on here. There
was a staff of Thunder and Lightning, the Potion of Dimonation,
Mariner's Armor, Oceans of Healing, Like that's a saying like that.
It's yeah, sovereign glue.

Speaker 6 (01:44:57):
There was your favorite thing. There's two out here.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
Now, yeah, and there's a sort of answering. There's a
rod of lordly Might.

Speaker 7 (01:45:10):
So yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
You'all rest for the night. You all got a long rest.
Everybody got their items, and he's got a stolen sovereign
glue with two charges left.

Speaker 16 (01:45:33):
Sure would be shame if I cracked the Staff of
Magie over your head, it would.

Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
Kill all of us.

Speaker 7 (01:45:39):
Sam.

Speaker 6 (01:45:39):
If we're within thirty feet of you, we die.

Speaker 7 (01:45:44):
It's a good way to end the campaign.

Speaker 1 (01:45:51):
I wouldn't be honest. I wouldn't really complain if I
got evergot nuke just like well, they're at the final boss,
nooked everything.

Speaker 16 (01:45:59):
That would be a way to defeat the final boss,
like golf Tony starkt.

Speaker 1 (01:46:03):
Just like w that's ay, you're at the final Hag
and you guys nuke everything. It's like, you know what,
they accomplished their mission. The reward is gone. But eh,
so the damage.

Speaker 2 (01:46:16):
Is six times the amount of charges you have on
the staff D twenty's worth of damage.

Speaker 7 (01:46:26):
And what's the range thirty thirty feet?

Speaker 3 (01:46:29):
Something like, hey, go over there for a second.

Speaker 2 (01:46:34):
So now it's six times the amount of charges. So
if you're at full charge, six times fifty is Yeah,
so just three hundred damage to everything in thirty feet
that is if they pass the D twenty saving throw.
Sorry it's D seventeen saving through.

Speaker 7 (01:46:55):
They had to take half of the three hundred damage.

Speaker 6 (01:46:57):
So don't know what they do.

Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
So what are you all doing as you rest?

Speaker 7 (01:47:02):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:47:02):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
What shenanigans is going on while well you're resting. I'm
guessing you're resting.

Speaker 6 (01:47:09):
I guess said that RBO because I'm just like I
missed my cat youtt.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
Yeah, you're kiddy. Your kiddy comes out and he and
he gets in your little box.

Speaker 3 (01:47:20):
I don't have a little alligator thing with me, No
snoodle is.

Speaker 7 (01:47:28):
I mean that?

Speaker 1 (01:47:30):
Yeah, you guys are making out through the night. Where
what are you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:47:34):
I'm curled up with my drake asleep, snor.

Speaker 1 (01:47:38):
Yeah, you hear a little snores, I.

Speaker 3 (01:47:41):
Want to take out the sovereign and I'm gonna glue
a coin onto his forehead. One of the cursed coins.

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
Where specifically directly on his forehead.

Speaker 3 (01:48:01):
Get rid of that one.

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
Hey, I need you to roll roll stealth.

Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
Yeah, it should never like a perception.

Speaker 2 (01:48:11):
If I hear sleep, it would be your passive perception
whenever's on your app.

Speaker 6 (01:48:16):
Can I see this going on? Because I'm at hell,
so I don't really sleep.

Speaker 7 (01:48:19):
You go into your trance transfer to where is passive.

Speaker 6 (01:48:25):
It's gonna be with the ability.

Speaker 3 (01:48:27):
Of Dirty twenty twelve. Beat that and what'd you wrote
Dirty twenty Yeah, he's got it.

Speaker 7 (01:48:42):
I don't know our sleeping situations. I don't know who
would be.

Speaker 1 (01:48:46):
So like there are there are Like it's saying like
there is a little fire going on, like kind of
bills in the in the back, kind of relaxing, reading
a book, like brother curled up in your the fire. Yeah,
it's like you guys, like there's plenty of beds and
everything else. Just it's saying there's plenty of places to

(01:49:08):
sleep in this house. That Heath wants to heat this
rolling against because he's he's that way. But so there's
one charge left on the soft of blue.

Speaker 2 (01:49:17):
I sleep, I sleep, I sleep under the cabinets and
I with my gun, I cast walk on the cabinet door,
and the only person that can open it's him because
at night I get really scared.

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
So are you just scared of like the dark?

Speaker 7 (01:49:35):
Or is it just well there's no way to get
past by that, you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:49:39):
I got attacked quite going nowhere night at my camp
by a dis waste beast that ripped out.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
Okay, so I have trauma.

Speaker 7 (01:49:49):
I lock myself in the cabinet. It's a tight space
and nothing you can get to.

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
Okay. So is this as this goes on? That's aye,
you guys have a long rest. Everything is peaceful, shenanigans
have been held, and you guys wake up to a
to the smell of it seems to be like coffee,
hot chocolate and breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:50:15):
In the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:50:16):
So would we like to in the session here and
hold out till later.

Speaker 3 (01:50:22):
It's a good, good place to end it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:23):
I think items have been helped, party has been had.
There's a still a fight going on in the back.
So yeah, So my probas.

Speaker 6 (01:50:34):
The goofy ass or only got the only thing that
could kill the Jabwaukee.

Speaker 1 (01:50:39):
I'm glad someone got it least so.

Speaker 3 (01:50:42):
Before super glad we got what I Jawaukee's mouth shut.

Speaker 1 (01:50:49):
He's just gonna still mumble. I can't eat you, but
you can still attack you.

Speaker 7 (01:50:56):
You would he die because he can't eat now.

Speaker 3 (01:51:00):
Right, Yeah, but it would have been truly died.

Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
Yeah. So so until and then until next week, be
ready for possibly the epic conclusion of when Titan's wake.

Speaker 3 (01:51:14):
What about take the step of mind.

Speaker 4 (01:51:16):
Gemmins often run like hell if it snap, it would
be yeah, yeah, if he was able to get in there,
and the Jamwaukee is going to like Trump down on
it and it's gonna snap, and then kaboom goes to Jabberwaukee.

Speaker 3 (01:51:31):
It depends on how quickly I can move.

Speaker 7 (01:51:36):
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (01:51:36):
If it has over three hundred hit points with us
being level four, I'm gonna slap coddle.

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
Well let's let let's see.

Speaker 7 (01:51:44):
That's like a CR eight or nine with level four people.

Speaker 1 (01:51:49):
Let me let me see here, just for that one
on the phone.

Speaker 7 (01:51:53):
Jabberwaukings one hundred and twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:51:59):
Mm. That that's the factions creatures. There's the hurricanes, there's
the snails, uh fifteen, Yeah, so a lot of us,
a lot of us.

Speaker 7 (01:52:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:52:17):
But until yeah, we will hopefully see everybody next week
for the epic conclusion of When Titans Wake. Hopefully depending
on what happens possible, well, it may either be the
end or it may lead to a part two of
Titans Wake. What what what would you call the sequel
to When Titans Wait? Sure? Yeah, h when Titans Room? Okay,

(01:52:42):
well yeah, when Titans Fall. Yeah, it's pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:52:45):
Good to find out if my character got murdered in
my other group.

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
But until then, we shall hope everybody have a good
week and we'll see everybody. May the Moth be with
us until Friday.

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