The Crossroad To Witchlight | Ep 15 | The Littlest Thief That Shouldn't - Crossroad Guild Adventures

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Recording, Miss ma'am, welcome everyone back to another engaging chapter
of cross Roads to Witch Lines. So who remembers what
happened last time?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
No one remembers, of course, So I remember that I found.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, your bar showed up. He was in bad shape.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
After you guys got you, guys went half of you
went to the the Mad Sad tea party, enjoyed some time.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Everybody eventually went.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, everybody, Eventually, everybody.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
I want to say this.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Above table, if you make Maryland show up, we will
all kill her.

Speaker 6 (00:47):
I'm not a part of this.

Speaker 7 (00:48):
I think we should keep her alive until the jabberwock
comes and then we feed.

Speaker 8 (00:53):
Yes, that's what we'll do.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
So your forewarned, mister diam on the table.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh luckily she's not shown up yet.

Speaker 8 (01:05):
We're going to kill her. We all hate her. We
all hate her.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
You just haven't made her yet.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
So so the last, the last thing that happened that
everybody was sleeping in the House of the Queer Hair
and the Insane Cobbler, and everybody got a long rest
and was able to It's like a nice relaxing sleep.

(01:41):
Morning awakes and I need every everyone to roll an
investigation check.

Speaker 9 (01:49):
Mm hmm, no, go back to Worm mm hm.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Hm seven twenty one, nineteen.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Dirty twenty very twenty You all like you're still waking up.
He very groky, very groky. Everyone else I had.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I had to stay up until everybody else, I'll say,
so I can sneak yeah into the bag.

Speaker 8 (02:25):
Yeah, so you lose sovereign glue, a curse coin.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
So you are what your and the ghost of the
curse kept you up with a good chunk of the nights.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I forgot about the curse.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah, it's like what I have what sixty three ghosts?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, and you have to roll on disadvantage on everything.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
So the rest of you, you you wake up and
you do smell breakfast cooking. It's it smells so savory.
You smell a little bit of sweetness to it. But
you also hear something moving outside you. It does like

(03:14):
from what you all can hit tail. It sounds like clockwork,
machinery moving around outside, like.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
The bird we saw last night. Yes, Dutch food involved
warm just not paying attention.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
Worm is focused on food.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Can we see out the windows or yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
You all can see out the windows, but you don't
hear anything yet. You're just that we hear I mean,
see anything yet, but you do hear it, you hear
something of the approaching.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
And the smell does there's tik ducks outside and it's
getting louderast beakfast is good, but we we got a problem.

Speaker 7 (03:57):
We're gonna pull out a short short in one hand
and take a piece of bacon with the other one.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Kelly bacon behind guys, bacon bacon.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
That's saying Bill, Bill kind of he walks into the
room and looks said, well, it's like she's on us.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Mkay. How long does that protection room hold?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
We still have at least another hour before the before
the room ends. At the moment, they cannot see us.
They may be able to see the garden out back,
but they are not. But they know they are looking
for something, but they but.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
They see it.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
M okay, So if we just stay here while.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
They leave, well, but like knowing that, like looking at
rolling up Intelligence Check twenty, you would know, like I'm saying,

(05:19):
from what you can gather, like just with that check
that that's you guys can escape quickly. That's saying like
it's either fight or flight at the moment.

Speaker 7 (05:38):
That doesn't really answer always questioning if we just stay.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Here, will they leave? Since they don't know where what they're.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Looking for is, you would think that they would probably
stay around to investigate, knowing that this was your last
set of locations, so if they would probably eventually, But
you're not entiled for sure, and you have an hour
left before before the the the shield weighs off.

Speaker 10 (06:05):
One of the funny little birds did see us in
the in the house, So.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Can we see if there's people's approachings or does that make.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Sense to me?

Speaker 11 (06:15):
Because you said that they couldn't see us today, So
how did the birds see us?

Speaker 10 (06:19):
Because that was before the protection with the protection Okay,
when we first walked in that makes sense?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Okay, So she like, so they are so as of
right now you have to do so that Granny night
Shade knows that you are in the area. But she
is indeed sending like some of her ten soldiers to

(06:48):
to investigate.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Can we see how many you said some of ten?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
What is what is uh? Everybody's who's the best at stealth?
A plus five?

Speaker 6 (07:05):
No, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Heath?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
You've got like a plus eleven?

Speaker 6 (07:08):
Don't you got a plus seven?

Speaker 5 (07:11):
That's not a hand I have a plus I do
have a plus three on stealth? Is it me?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Is it the is it the title?

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Loo?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
If you will say, if you all, if you all
would be able to send something out to go look.
But also you gotta remember there are also a bunch
of blank dogs with you, blink dogs, something to look.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Because we can't see from the windows. Without that, we're
gonna hear it.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
But what are we gonna send We don't have anything.

Speaker 10 (07:48):
Well, I've got little brother or snack or snack or
a little pet rat.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
You also, it would be able to try to convince
the blank dogs stuff go out and distract them they
like or more can do that, or you can try
to go through the back and go on, go through

(08:18):
the back door.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Mm, that's we convince the dogs.

Speaker 10 (08:24):
We could convince the blank dogs to help distract them
and then go out the back door. Okay, okay, worm
is going?

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Would that be an animal handling.

Speaker 6 (08:38):
Persuasion or persuasion?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Let's say, does anybody have to talk with animals?

Speaker 10 (08:45):
I have to speak with animals? I think, let me
check the character.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
So we also have two rangers.

Speaker 12 (08:54):
So anyway animals, so vos just come.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Down with with a case of the shock of waking
up and seeing that there's a coin. So he's gone
mute for a little bit. She yeah, but in the process,
like I'm doing this, she will activate speak with Animals,
So Bosh, save your points, Bosh will use it. Okay,

(09:22):
so yeah, so cool. Yeah, so like Bosh will like
that's saying so as uh.

Speaker 12 (09:37):
So while Boss is trying to try to convene with
the dogs and try to like while stuttering, going like.

Speaker 8 (09:44):
Who did this? Wasn't him?

Speaker 6 (09:46):
Was it the dwarf.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
And all that, And in the process the dogs are
for sure, but they do hear something and they and
they and they come to realize these people bet us,
we know these dogs are aware that you all are
going like a what's your boss mission here? So they
decide to help. So you guys open so the door

(10:15):
opens up, you ask somebody goes and opens the door,
and the dogs immediately start running out, like trying to
kind of distract him. And as the dogs start running off,
you see about fifteen toy soldiers walking walking past the

(10:37):
building going after the dogs. So what do you all do?

Speaker 10 (10:45):
Worms gonna climb and his funny little saddle on the
back of the little brother.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I'm running r bow. Okay, that's like my big he's
like this big white tiger looking cat, but he's got
like fur and ears of a main coon. Yeah he's fluffy.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (11:08):
So how close are these ten soldiers?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I would say, properly to where your stairs are? That's
about evil, right, these are these are evil? Like these
are like automatons. Yeah, they're they got them as a
Geopetto's Pepetto's wooden soldiers from from Fables.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
There's how many of them?

Speaker 1 (11:39):
There's about fifteen.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Got the other campaign.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Because I would have helped because we got the kidnapped
part of the party and I was going to use
that to distract the people.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
And no I have burning hands.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
So what what are you thinking of, master hunts?

Speaker 5 (12:05):
I am mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Thinking about using that that blue Okay.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
There's nothing for you.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
You You let me put a legendary item in my
inventory with this character, and I picked I picked one.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
Redesigned.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
I'll just right now, okay, So saying Bill, Bill comes
like Bill's looking at you all and says, well, yes,
that say that's it right now. I'm not a complete
full strength. I like, if you just want to try

(12:47):
to go out the back. I can try to keep
these things distracted along with the dogs.

Speaker 13 (13:02):
I'm okay, stop stop dying.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Don't die.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Also just as a reminder, because I cannot remember where
what happened to the out cards?

Speaker 5 (13:15):
I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Don't look at me.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Do we remember what happened to the outcards? I cannot
remember if it's with us or not.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
I thought it was with us.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
I thought we wrote it there.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
The cart, the car. Yeah it should be with us.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Okay, yeah, so that's any you can you look out
a little for like look out and you do see
have it like the the out like our favorite little
ol bear kind of peek its head do without the bushes,
looking at you all, waiting to see what you all do.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
I'm on, I'm on, RFO. We're gonna run the fuck
out of there. Are gonna keep up with out there?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Are you guys gonna go through the front or you're
gonna go through the back. Let's out, okay, you guys,
one of you, uh, it's one of you gonna like
let the Albert kind of point towards the back. Try
to so you don't lose a companion, or are you
gonna just I will.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
I will I will do that for the Albert.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, so the Albear, once it's safe, slowly starts moving
around the house and you will make your way through
the back door and back into the tea party. As
you guys entered the tea party, you see it's you
see a pile of bodies just just.

Speaker 12 (14:36):
Kind of piled up on top of on top of.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
The fat Queen of tarts and they're all just looks
like they were snoozing like on top.

Speaker 8 (14:49):
They're not dead.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
They're not dead, well maybe a few of them, but.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
They're probably you always.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Need a nap after Yeah, like it. But it does
look like that currently the uh bodies everywhere somewhere the
explosion happened. Then there was an explosion the but yeah,
as you all continue to walk past everything, you still
see that it does look like the uh, the mocking

(15:20):
squirrel is still trapped in his hell trying to escape.
And as you all go through the back. As you
all enter through the back, you all start moving start
heading towards north. But you hear whispers, Hey, you.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Guys, investigation, what are you all doing?

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Are you trying to get rid get away from the guards.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
I'm gonna do an investigation.

Speaker 10 (15:52):
Or I'm just looking out Uh yeah, no, I know,
fuck all that's a seven.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Or I'm just like voices sixteen yeah, eighteen.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, well if you want to you're you're just kind
of we were hearing your voice at the moment. You're
just kind of riding Jeff's character like a horse.

Speaker 10 (16:15):
So yeah, thought the voices were gone.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
Uh six, Yeah, you're just you're just.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Blind in your old age. Professor, professor, Professor Farnsworth. Oh,
you know, there's two hundred all technically is a few million.
But anyway, so those who like who rolled High, you
all do see.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Maybe several billion years old.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Do we really want to get into this?

Speaker 5 (16:46):
I mean we could.

Speaker 8 (16:47):
I could.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
I know I could too, but I don't want.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
To get anything. Let's get him over your bad taste
in movies.

Speaker 7 (16:53):
First it has to be Giant tied you monsters, but
Lord of the Rings apparently it's terrible.

Speaker 10 (17:02):
Yes, your your your comment.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
To be fair, I actually bought the Gollum game and
played through it all just for the story.

Speaker 8 (17:13):
That's like saying I can't be racist. I have one
black friend.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Exactly, technically, I have a It was the whitest woman
I've ever met.

Speaker 10 (17:24):
It's also like me say, I can't be homophoon the
I'm gay works.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
But you see a little kid in the bushes, just
kind of peak poking, poking her head out, like try.
It looks like she is definitely trying to hide and
make sure she's not seen, but she wants to. But you, you,
you all do seem like trustworthy fellas. Yes are you?

(17:52):
Are you all trying to get rid of trying to
escape the tin soldiers?

Speaker 3 (17:56):
And shake my head yes, like she's talking.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Can I pick her of it? Oh?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:04):
I plus the love side of hand as we use it.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Roll a h roll, the slide of hand, roly cat,
roll a.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
Twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Roll a perception check saf you catch it.

Speaker 8 (18:27):
Twenty nine and thirty twenty.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
She gets you.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
She wasn't a quit.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
It was a dirty twenty twenty twenty nine. Okay man, Okay,
then yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
I wouldn't have cared anyway.

Speaker 8 (18:42):
I just want Yeah, what goodies did I find?

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Signing?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Cookies so good candy?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Hold on, let me check your tour here?

Speaker 5 (18:58):
Did whistler?

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yo?

Speaker 5 (19:00):
You?

Speaker 10 (19:03):
Also, I do have a minym, but it's not as
woofy as how I imagine him because I can't make
his eyes fucked up.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
No, pull out a bomb, a bomb? Yeah, okay, just
to get my pack.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Why is this little girl with the bomb?

Speaker 8 (19:19):
Oh? The little girl?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Oh, I thought you were. I thought you were doing cats.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Girl, a little girl. I thought you didn't. I mean,
if you're not listening.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
No, because I can, I can I pickpocket.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
I thought you were like legitimate cat.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
No.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Oh no, I want to pick the little girl. You
said ship, you look transporting. Let's see about that.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
You you pull you find a you find a crayon?

Speaker 5 (19:47):
What color is it? Black? Like my soul? Keep my crayon.

Speaker 14 (19:53):
It's like, it's like if you're here too, let's say,
well come on, oh me. It's like, I'll take you
where by else is okay?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Because they told us to find the kids.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, so you all, let's say she's taking you all
through the bushes and said, my name is a sloan
and and you see her like and she is a ginger,
redheaded female wolf.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Worm worm.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's like, yeah, I'll take it. I'll take you to
the toymaker. He should be able to at.

Speaker 14 (20:29):
Least protect us for a little longer, I'd saying, But
the first we need to like, at the same time,
I need to try to find Will He's if you
all haven't seen the wanted posters for him, he's the
head of our resistance going on to try to.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Take down.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Granny PTSD from resistance.

Speaker 10 (20:52):
Good thing or the du Yeah, I heard about that.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Trying to It's like, I'll have to take you to
a little oak. That's saying, it's once once we get
the little little oak, everything will be okay.

Speaker 6 (21:06):
Whne is bug eyes.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
That's saying.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
On one's the uh so that's saying, so what do
you what are you all doing? As you all follow slow.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Or miss snacking on leftover breakfast as he writes.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Little questions any.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
We're trying to do?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Do you know what night Shades weaknesses?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
No, none of us really know her weakness, but we
do know that like you can tell her mood by
the by the winding clock on her back.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
She has a winding clock on her back, like big
giant glo little wheel.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
It's like a you know, the little keys you put
in the back of lined up toys. It looks like that.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
That's saying, but maybe if we take that out o.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Killer after a little few after about like a few hours.

Speaker 15 (22:17):
Of sneaking through when you all finally do see a
like a moving tree, a tree. It looks like what.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
T r e a anti a trent a treant just
saying I was going to I was going to describe it.

Speaker 8 (22:42):
It looks like hornish.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah, yeah, so because as you all get closer to it.
Up ahead, a small group of children frolics around a
leafy oak tree. There gleeful yelps through the forest, paintings,
swings dangle through the trees, branches nestled in the crown
of its ramshack treehouse. And you see a bunch of

(23:10):
kids frolicking and what it does seem to be a
bunch of animatronic toys are moving around as they are
frolicking and playing.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Or didn't eat any more mushrooms? That tree move it.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Is and among the side of it you do see
a kitty kitty, a displacer beast kitten.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Can I have it?

Speaker 5 (23:40):
No, damn.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah, I was, yes, and he and the cat does
seem to be following a little boy who does seem
to be probably the oldest of the little kids in rags.
So what are y'all doing?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Can I pickpock the little boy follow the cat. The
gloves of thievery have corrupted me.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
I want to talk to this little boy and ask
him who he is.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
I'm gonna follow because we're I'm still kind of tripping.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
Out over the I don't want to pick up.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Person seventeen plus eleven.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
No, it's with the eleven. That's pretty good. It is.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
But you know, you don't get you don't get anything
from him.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
He just does he just not have anything on him.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
No, he just kind of looks at you and just
kind of slaps your hand away. Seventeen Sloan walks up
to him and said, Will a special little boy slow
walks up to the little boy, said Will, I brought us.
I brought us some people who may be able to
help us. And you let me get a picture of

(24:59):
Will here real quick.

Speaker 8 (25:01):
Does he look like.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Peter, Pam or Rob.

Speaker 8 (25:08):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Part of me is attempted to put him in.

Speaker 7 (25:10):
Uh, do not let him pickpocket Will because you share
a similar name.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
No, No, because that's what it is.

Speaker 10 (25:20):
Or who are the kids just so poor heat and
got ship well pickpockets and just gets his clothes off
his back.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Yeah, he looks at you and said, so are you
all here to actually help get rid of Granny night Shade?
You rescue the children?

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yeah, if you know her weakness, well, the the.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Only one who would really know her weakness would be
the closest one to her, and that would be the
only who where's the only nobody's seen the only forever?
He uh like he it looks over, is that.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Assuming any questions? I ask, I'm using her the trans Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
He looks over at a tenacious female orc and says
in or can you grab the picture of the one?
And the ore kind of runs up the tree and like,
after a few minutes.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Cons down also translate.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
It brings down a pit like one seems a childhood
drawing of a Japanese ony, like you're actually a traditional
blue Japanese only.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
He says, it's a god one that.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Took Yeah, an order.

Speaker 7 (26:43):
I want okay, dear God, do we see him do this?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
You are watching him do this.

Speaker 8 (26:55):
Twenty six you're not seeing shit.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Well, they're watching you pickpocket them. So you pull out
a you pull out a little rubber ball and some jacks.

Speaker 16 (27:13):
Yeah, farm doesn't like this one, I think.

Speaker 17 (27:24):
Yeh, I'm just like okay, Yeah, heal everybody, Just ship
the funk up.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
That's that is what you start side languaging like the
whole time.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Just warm can he'll warm self?

Speaker 5 (27:43):
Mad? I don't war he'll warm anymore?

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Good Barry, So.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
As I say, Will says the only he like right now,
we're like, the only protection we really have here at
the moment is this little oak because he's the only
one who's really hiding us from.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Can I teach him how to draw the protection room?
That bill barge it?

Speaker 1 (28:12):
You can try. Let's say you can try. Okay, that's
saying he like you you draw the room and do
an do an arcane check?

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Oh seven on that.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
I wish I was proficient, and i'd give I would
help give you advantage, but I am not professional.

Speaker 18 (28:31):
SI.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
You like you draw it and it starts to glow.
Oh man, he like I said, he looks amazed that
this is an amazing trick, Like this is fantastic. Uh,
just surprised, like just like a little boy seeing a
you know, like sing a magic trick for the first time.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
Well, what happens if we got the inspimission to carve it?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Go onto it? Right?

Speaker 3 (28:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
I can tattoo.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
The uh that's saying will tries to like tries to
do it, but it does not work.

Speaker 8 (29:11):
It like it like it just kind of.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Like it just kind of pulses, but then it just
goes dark.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Okay, can I carve it into the ant if I
get the inspiram mission?

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Can can I?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Would that mean that it would be protected?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Or well? Ask them?

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Oh, drin't can I carve this protection rood onto you
that way?

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Like Santa Claus?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
It looks like we have more fibers against the evil.

Speaker 8 (29:53):
Oh oh, it's not Christmas yet.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
It's still September.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
What's Christmas?

Speaker 3 (30:00):
I'm talking to you above Tamble, stop laughing like.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
Santa This is an old ancient tree. Okay, he is
three Beard didn't speak like this.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
You want me to start treating speaking like tree?

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Be?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Oh little one.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Needs something to throw?

Speaker 5 (30:26):
I have a hammer and.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Wait, wait about stuff with my birds?

Speaker 6 (30:31):
Oh cool, good, we got we got man days.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
You might beat those.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Honestly, it looks it's a it's a. It does seem
that that sigil is a very powerful magic endeed, but
at the moment it will not work on me. For

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my magic is already strong home here. Okay, that's long
as we stay vigilant, the kids will be safe.

Speaker 19 (31:09):
But we need to rescue the rest where they are
being held captive in the march, being forced to slaver away,
building granny night shades, weapons and building her own toys.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
I want to pick pock the end.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Okay, okay, can I see if I see him this time?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
You guys have been watching him the whole time. You
guys see what he's doing.

Speaker 8 (31:39):
You can get you guys just haven't stopped him.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Eighteen.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
I asked you, and he said, no, I will choice.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I said, so, it's it's your choice. You got a
tree branch, I can't, is it enchanted?

Speaker 7 (31:52):
No, I'm gonna take the tree branch from his hand,
or at least try to real fast and just hit
him in the head with it.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Do I roll or no?

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Roll roll a hit? Yeah? Roll to hit is eighteen?

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Got a seven? I just flap them with it.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Yeah, it goes into my back of holding.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
I'm gonna punch him.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
Okay, punch him.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Probably, Okay, twenty.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Dirty twenty or twenty that's twenty okay, roll roll for twice.
The damn bitch.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
She just punched me.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Well, she rolled in that twenty so that's double.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Yeah, I punched you in the face.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
When am I rolling rolling for?

Speaker 4 (32:52):
She's needing a roll dance? Yeah yeah, I can't remember
what I need to roll for. I think it's a
D four or something for for you.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Got arm nut unarmed strike?

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Did I punched?

Speaker 10 (33:09):
Oh, just a punch, it'll it'll hurt some.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
So where you where? You watching them in the face?

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
So roll uh roll a D four, little D four.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Here's my D four, it's the little.

Speaker 11 (33:33):
Triangle on I know, I don't know where it is.
I need to borrow your D four. Okay, I did
it before the four.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah, so you take a dammage heath.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Yeah, I'm going to immediately heal myself.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Okay you uh you legit like your face crumbles in
and then you like fix a Felix's hammer.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
You just I can fix it.

Speaker 8 (34:01):
But this is a this is an enchanted tree branch
that's from an enchanted end.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
You got. You got the worst one. You just got
like just like to break.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Off a dick like.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
No would probably been magical.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
Yeah yeah, but no it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
No, you got like a tree equivalent.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Of a you got like his you got like a toenail,
you got the equivalent of a toenail.

Speaker 6 (34:29):
Pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah it is, but he's short and this is a big, massive.

Speaker 10 (34:34):
Tree, so yeah, probably probably to le leg hair, a
toe hairy.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Something like that. Dude, I will, I will, it's in
my bag.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
As the that's saying, Oh, it's always a lively bunch
here with the Getaway Gang and you and you just
see immediately like once uh once the uh little oak
says the getaway Gang. Immediately the kids start lining up

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and kind of do a Mickey Mouse Club esque intro.
And there's multiple kids, so it goes down the line,
but the only ones that you really pay attention to
is Will Bobby, a posterous metal dwarf growing his first
whisker hairs. Wait, look for chest. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Probably the missing before. Yeah, see if it's in here's
not I'll find it eventually.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Uh. You see Sloan, and you see Zennor, and then
you see and then you see the rest of the kids.
You see, uh, there's a blue elf named Wispy, and
then Use and then there's a goat named Food.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
Yeah, just like my rat's name.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Is snack.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Yeah, I look at our boom, like, don't eat.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Food, warm food, not this food.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
I mean that you could, but no, probably shouldn't. Probably shouldn't,
just like warman could eat snack.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yep. Yeah, but that's saying it as you want. Let's
say we all have any questions for the getaway gang
or anything for any of the kids while you all
are here.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
But they have like any kind of connaissance on Loom Larch.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Will looks up to you guys and says, there is
a squad of ten soldiers that the fens Loom march,
but they're easily lured away by distractions. The children's like
that are being uh, that are being held captive in
the workshop are haunted by Googles, oily creatures that spurts

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from the children's misery. So the more Googles googles you, so,
the more miserable the child, the more powerful of the boogle.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
A bogle a bogle a booble google buble.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yeah, and it is and like Will kind of start
shaking a little bit and said, yeah, Granny night Shade
imprisons her most hated enemies in a in a cell.
In science fiction and Loom Lerich is pretty big, so
it's it's a matter of we need to try to

(37:38):
try to get down there, try to get help. But
I think the best way is if we would seek
the help of the unicorn.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Okay, do you have a map of lumeleorch can you
draw one?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
I can try. As you were saying, it's like right now,
the Bobby sluts in or like kind of look over
and says, well, we could ask the unicorn for help.
The unicorn would be able to do a lot.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Where's the unicorn?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Did you all pass a lake on the way here.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
I don't know what did we We don't paying attention.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Yeah, it's like, well if attention, so doesn't Bosh have
the unicorn horn?

Speaker 9 (38:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Watched it?

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Okay, how far are we from the lake?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
It's about a They probably about like a few hours
heading back south. But you all would need to disguise yourself.
The kids are telling you. That's saying the kid the
unicorn only appears to the pure hearted, or you would

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have to disguise yourself as one of their own.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
You're not pure of heart.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
I'm sorry, animals.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
I think worm is pure of heart. So worm would
do good.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Here, would probably yeah, worm would probably be the best.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Listen just because I fieve everything. Children, the gloves of
fevery have corrupted me.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Okay, so you're no longer pure, so as you all.
So the al bear slowly starts walking up and just
kind of sits and kind of nudges each each and

(39:47):
everyone to be waiting for something.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Worm pans rations to to the al bear holds them
up for it to nibble.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
The al bears is happy for another day.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Pat its head, good fluffy thing.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Thank you all have any other questions you would like
to ask?

Speaker 3 (40:08):
What can the unicorn do to help.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Let me see here?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Like she the unicorn may be the only one who
would know Granny nite shades weakness.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Okay, so, so how do we find this unicorn?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Only unicorns can reach the shore of the way we'd
pool where you all were going. But the magic protecting
the pool can't tell the difference between a real unicorn
and a make believe one. So we're gonna have to
dress you all up.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
What if I just identify as a unicorn.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
We're gonna have to dress you up as a unicorn?

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Can I be pretty lavender?

Speaker 1 (40:55):
The kids starting to yes, like your eyes?

Speaker 5 (41:01):
The kids have a unicorn.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yes it is, it looks it is. The kids like
a few of them like pull like pull out this
crudely terrible unicorn costumes that these are for us. You're
we're gonna have to make your own, and can.

Speaker 6 (41:17):
Warm just stick a horn on little brother?

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Can I try to steal them from them?

Speaker 3 (41:24):
He's already ready, but they won't fit because they get
what my feet?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Oh that's an at twenty plus eleven, Thank you very much,
give me my unicorn out.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
You just walk up to and just take it from
these kids, you know, that's like you just openly do it.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
Well, I don't care what you all. I'm good to get.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Can I walk up and punch him again?

Speaker 9 (41:52):
Roll?

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Hold on?

Speaker 3 (41:53):
I just look at the kids.

Speaker 20 (41:54):
I'm like, I'm sorry, seventeen eighteen, so no, wait a minute,
Wait a minute, wait a fucking minute, hold on, hold on,
hold on.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Damn it.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
I can't use it on you.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 18 (42:14):
I actually might have something also cast that for a
strike on you to give you extra, but I kind
only cast it on myself. I have points of kai key, okay,
I'm going to use one for faster movement, okay, do
I hit him?

Speaker 8 (42:34):
You punch him?

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Okay, I need your D four again where you're going
to punch him and the kidney?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Okay three?

Speaker 4 (42:45):
Personally I would have kick punched him in the dig
next time.

Speaker 6 (42:49):
You're just gonna ramp it up again.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Okay after that, but you do pee a little blood
and it is on your road, so there's a little
bloody pistaint.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
On your.

Speaker 6 (43:07):
Should have taken a drink yet?

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Okay, yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
So and then like the kids are excited, said, we
get to play dress up and everything. So you get
a nineteen you get like a nineteen eighties cool kid
montage music.

Speaker 7 (43:27):
One moment, can I try to grab the unicorn costume
out of his hands in your back?

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Okay? Never mind?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Yeah, So as as like the kids do this, just
each of you describe what your unicorn costume looks like.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
It's purple, sparky, black hair.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
A little brother's got a yarn mane and a little
paper horn, and the tip of his tail is covered
in yarn.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
Mine's got a rainbow maine.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Okay, we're just stuck up paper horn. The little brother
is the unicorn. I don't even know what I can
have to.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Use well, now the kids are making that no, describe
what your unicorn outfit.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Looks like, Sparkley, I am covering glitter powdered.

Speaker 6 (44:20):
Okay, this, this, this, Poor Drake's just sitting here.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
You're just hopping because he's got yarn on his head,
yarn on the tip of his hand, he's got a
big cardboard horn on his head. I sound good. I
didn't do it so saying oh nods you give it
to but we're here the whole time.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Am I?

Speaker 5 (44:45):
It was?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah? Yeah, so as so now that you all are
dressed up into your unicorn outfits, like Bosh and uh,
what's Jeff's character Abigail? Yeah, Bash and Abigail are sharing

(45:07):
their own little unicorn outfits because they're.

Speaker 6 (45:10):
Like Bosh the ass. Yeah that sounds about right.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Yeah yeah so and you and said okay, then so
we gotta gotta like an You all track about about
two hours into these outfits in these outfits, but they
are strangely comforting. I need everyone to roll a roll
a roll stealth check ye be.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Oh fuck you.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Sixteen?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
How bad?

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Well it was almost a twenty.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
It's a nine.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
It was almost any twenty.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
It cocked and.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Rolled to rolling for little brother because you're riding here.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
That's a lot better. That is an eighteen because he
shares all of.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
My stats, which is nice you all have. That's saying
as you all are going, you all are actually eighth
roll roll for But no, no, I'm not gonna have
you guys washing. And that's too me. You guys are
able to sneak through the forest the whole time, and

(46:28):
you are getting past like.

Speaker 21 (46:33):
Maybe since they're sharing the same costume and they're kind
of an item, they get distracted with each other and
then they're just making out in the woods while we
did this, Yeah, which would piss me off because I'm
Abigail's dad.

Speaker 6 (46:46):
I mean, they didn't they go somewhere and make out
in last session?

Speaker 1 (46:49):
My question is how old is Abigail?

Speaker 8 (46:53):
Like eighteen eighteen?

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Okay, Okay, they're both legal.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
Okay, yeah, I just have to make it out. Okay,
it'll make me mad if you hate my characters.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
I just don't enjoy this character. So this is probably
one of the better characters you've done so far.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
It'll give you a reason to do something else to
say next session. Yeah, with a beautiful robot daughter.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
They don't even get that far, they're still stuck at
camp like making out And just.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
I just learned something new that would benefit everybody about
my companion. What in fuse strikes When another creature with
the thirty feet of the drake that can see it
hits a target with a weapon attack, the drake confuses
the strike with its essence, causing the target to take
an extra one D six damage of the type determined
by its essence. So people could have been adding acid
damage to their attacks.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Please, So you you're all are sneaking through the forest
and you are are like and you are looking around,
and you are seeing the clockwork. Sparrows appear every so often,
but they do not see you. And until finally you

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get to the way to the wayward pool, mist drifts
over the surface of a small lake. Forced the craigs
line the shore on one side of the lake, and
mossy rocks pro true from the shadows. Near the center
of the lake is a rocky island. Is lit islet

(48:34):
I s l.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
E t ist ist tiny island.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Yeah, so what are you all doing? You all have
got we're able to get past.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
The So is it agreed that worm is the purest
of heart.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Before we left? Did anybody take the unicorn horn from bosh?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Hm? Roll each of you roll a history check. M
Well except for you either you weren't aware of the horn.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Plus war for history.

Speaker 8 (49:15):
Eighteen fourteen mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Worm is one o them.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Twenty Yes, you guys remembered.

Speaker 8 (49:31):
Uh, I take it because I have such highest sleight
of hand, so I should have the horn.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
But who about the highest.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
Ye excuse me. I mean I'm gonna use it when
I like, do bad things with it. I'm not Ronald Trum.
It just looks like am.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
You all look deep into the lake, look deep into
the lake and on and like an on the little island.
You you you all feel something, but you see something
in the distance. It looks to be a little pot.

(50:24):
A pot looks like to be a little silver popped,
a little silver put. Yeah, in the middle of the
of the lake on the island. What are you going
to do?

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Can I investigate?

Speaker 10 (50:36):
I'm gonna ride a little brother across the lake.

Speaker 6 (50:41):
A fourteen?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Yeah, it does seem to be a magical pot just
sitting there in the middle of the h sitting on
the island.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
Can I do an arson check? To see what type
of magic it is.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
That's what I was getting rid out to go ahead,
play six.

Speaker 6 (51:03):
Do I need to do a thing for riding across
the lake to the island?

Speaker 5 (51:07):
No, no, no, you're it's seven? Has a better better bill?
Check to be a.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Looks to be some sort of sunning magic.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Touch it.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Nothing happens.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
Want to put a little my cursed coins in there.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
I'm wishing well, nothing happens. Nothing happens. Damn you all
looking uh roll perception check.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
Dirty twenty.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
There seems to be coals in this little bucket, like
in this little pot.

Speaker 8 (51:55):
Coals in the pot. Yeah, cold cold cold cold hot cold.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Not hot, just empty colds, just plain old colds.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
This is probably a bad idea, like Santa cold bad kids.

Speaker 6 (52:13):
Get yes, I will use fireboats.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Delighted? Okay?

Speaker 18 (52:21):
You with her?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Not with her.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
I'm just looking at the water.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
You just hear it lights an immediately a dome circumference
the whole lake and everything is turned beautifully. It looks
like one of those remember the nineties early two thousands

(52:51):
unicorn paintings that you would get.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
As a kid.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Yeah, or a last unicorn, Yeah, last unifor or something
like that.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
It's a freak. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yeah, so you like and you see like saying everything
just brightens up?

Speaker 6 (53:09):
Did worm do that?

Speaker 1 (53:12):
I think so? And down in like in in the
middle of the lake, you see a unicorn just walking
around like what uh, walking around with what it seems
to be a in like a spectral image of another unicorn,

(53:36):
and she does in this unicorn like that you the
solid unicorn does seem to be sad?

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Can we approach the unicorn?

Speaker 10 (53:49):
I I hop off a little brother and shuffle close
towards where the unicorn.

Speaker 6 (53:54):
Is and go him, mister unicorn, we're all a animal handling.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
I'm good at those.

Speaker 6 (54:11):
I am not good at that.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
That was a ten.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
It's a ten, yeah, because I have a plus seven
o three. You know what.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
I didn't even pass off the roll.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Coins that I no, no, okay, can I use one?

Speaker 13 (54:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (54:30):
I mean fourteen?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Yeah, so how many got here? One, two, three, four, four,
So that is four times five, So that's twenty twenty okay.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Nineteen, it's a little bit better.

Speaker 6 (54:50):
That is a sixteen.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
The unicorn looks up to you, and you can if
a horse can try, you can see it and she
and she legit looks at you and goes, why why
are you in my realm? What are you said? She

(55:19):
looks over to the to the image of the other one.
I miss I miss my mate Eldern sexually.

Speaker 11 (55:32):
What.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
No, No, you cannot use that name.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
That's actually the name of the unicorn Eldern e l.
I d o n e l I do what O Eldon? Eldon?

Speaker 5 (55:52):
Because you can't. You can't use anything.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
From Tolkien again.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
You are just dug yourself your own fill.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
Yourself a nerd and then you blasphem just to get
a rise.

Speaker 16 (56:07):
Out of what was it yesterday that you wrote? You
were like, I don't know what you're talking about. On
the way back to the Kroger's, I said, you're not
a true nerd. Walking Dead Telltale.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Games, Oh yeah, I say, I've read the books. I've
never played the game.

Speaker 10 (56:25):
My best friend was wearing Clementine's hat that she made herself, and.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
He asked that that was Dipper's hat.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
I forgot Dipper had a pine tree.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
You've watched the entirety of Gravity follows.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
How would you know your nerd card is revoked?

Speaker 11 (56:39):
Have one?

Speaker 6 (56:39):
No, it means we got to pill the Godzilla sticker
off the back of the car.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
We do if you can over his cold dead body.

Speaker 6 (56:50):
I have some automotive google at home.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
What happened to the mate?

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yeah he was He was captured by the hacks and
they took his horn. All the power is in his horn.
What happened? If we give you the hornback, there's nothing
I could do with the horn. But like I miss him,

(57:20):
I know he's alive. I can fill him. I need
all you to roll a perception check.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
A eleven.

Speaker 6 (57:37):
I got a twenty two.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
That one plus four seven five.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
The lazy eyed one of the bitch is the one
sees anything. You were on statue.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
The unicorn got shot?

Speaker 4 (57:56):
What like it's making.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
The unicorn? You see that the unicorn falls over and
starts to lead.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
So as we're talking to the unicorn, somebody's shot it.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
You're the only one who sees it.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
I scurry towards the unicorn.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
In the distance.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
You do see.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
You see what looks to be some kind of evil
entity walking walking closer.

Speaker 13 (58:29):
To the unicorn.

Speaker 10 (58:29):
You just hear worm screech and get down on all
fours and run towards the unicorn.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Do you say, okay, so we hear you screech from
any of us far.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
There there is four of you and one of him.

Speaker 7 (58:42):
Can I pull out the staff of Magi and cast
in visibility four times? It takes two charges each. I
have fifty charges on it.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
So can I see this dude?

Speaker 1 (58:56):
We're all a uh are you talking to hear me?
Hold off on that and see what happens? You could like.
That's saying, so, uh, you want to catch a thing
of invisibility?

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Then everyone accept him? Actually on three people.

Speaker 6 (59:19):
Stealing from children, not with them.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
So you're not with us and you keep stealing from children.
I don't like you, Jesus. You steal from children and
you expect people to still like you?

Speaker 5 (59:35):
As a hill everybody, So what are you doing? Care?

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Can I see this person?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
You roll another? I think I have that roll another
perception check?

Speaker 4 (59:47):
All right now, I'm forty four.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
At you see him walking? That's saying you you do
see this. Let's say, like you look towards it and
you do see that it is this. It looks to
be a old man with a giant white beard, dressed
in black in a flashy cape. Think of like the

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like and he had like in the back of this
cape kind of has like the little spikes coming along
the side of it and his stat and he has
carrying a long staff with the top of the dragon
with uh with the wings dragon bassater bullets.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Shooting with a lot of bolet supposed to help us.

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
But he just shot the unicorn. He just shot the unicornicorn.

Speaker 10 (01:00:43):
Yeah, I want to try casting cure wounds on it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Okay, seventeen.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Turning off that point.

Speaker 11 (01:01:03):
And then.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Turn hello.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Ten points.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Yeah the unicorn is not has not bleeding, but she
is still laying down.

Speaker 18 (01:01:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Yes, it does.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
Let me course here.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
And of two slot flush it does get fifteen points
of damage.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
So how how far away is this guy?

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
H he is probably fifty feet away.

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
Okay, he's he's a bad guy. Yeah he's you said
he was an.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Evil Yeah he is looking. Yeah, he's looking at you.
Alsot Ah. It's so nice of you all to finally
give me the corner I've been looking for.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Yeah. I want to pull out the talisman of pure good.
And I'm a good cleric, so I get to use this.

Speaker 8 (01:02:09):
I haven't been player.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Oh he did you apposit?

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
You know it's it's apporting again. Okay, let's see. If
I'm wearing a hornet, you can use it. Actually took spin.
I have seven charges on this one charge from it,
and you choose one creature the evil bad guy with
one hundred and twenty feet And if the target is evil,
a flaming fisher opens underneath it. The target must succeed
on a DC twenty dexterity saving thir or.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
It falls into the fisher and is destroyed.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
So dy, if you had this ship, you could have
used it on the Jaberwaukee.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
No fair, Yeah, it has to be. It's for for
non non not evil. It does some damage, but for
evil it's particularly.

Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
You go straight to hell.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
Yeah. In the fissure, he goes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Immediately, he just goes, Like I said. As he's going,
he's monologuing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Or pet the unicorn? Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Friend?

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Is now? Is the unicorn still kind of hurt?

Speaker 6 (01:03:34):
It's not bleeding anymore? Stop the bleeding?

Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
Did he drop anything when he was falling or non?

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
H he let me see here.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
I kinda want to see if I can see what
he shot it, but to figure out what the damage
is where I at least.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
Stopped the bleeding.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
You uh, okay, so you're the you're the lit one
going over there look with her.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
With march, I'm gonna I'm gonna take my staff of
Healing and and cast cure wounds with it on the unicorn.

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
Yeah that should you completely heal the unicorns.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
You both you find a racers of Defense and a
staff of Striking with ten charge. So whoever, once what?

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
So I think we'll get you and still think I'm
an asshole.

Speaker 8 (01:04:42):
Now giving one.

Speaker 16 (01:04:45):
Good thing doesn't make you a little less of an
asshole because you helped new friend.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
We'll get the staff of Striking and you'll get the
bracers of Defense. Shit. So what was the item you used?
Was that the one item that you were talking about earlier?

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Yeah, because because when I made this character, I asked
if I could make or I could have a legendary item,
and you were like okay, And so I picked the
talisman of pure are good?

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
And it's quite like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
What is the what's the what's it say on it?

Speaker 18 (01:05:28):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Is there like a recharge time on it or what?

Speaker 6 (01:05:31):
It's gotta be at least a week for it to
be a legendary item.

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
Yeah, there does seem to be a.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
The Townsman is a mighty symbol of goodness. A creature
that isn't either good nor evil in the linement takes
six D six radiant damage upon touching it, which I
have ridiculous good side of hands, so I could just
put it in somebody's like back pocket.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
And make them have take radiant damage. An evil creature
takes eight D six radiant damage upon touching it. You
just ordered.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
A creature takes the damage again each time it ends
its turn holding or carrying the talisman. If you are
a good clericer of palette and you can use the
talisman as a holy symbol. And gave plus two spell
attack and then I've got seven charges for the fisher thing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Yeah, when you expend the last charge, the townsman disperses
into a month of golden lighte that is destroyed.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
I use the wrong character, but I'll keep this as
it is my fault.

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
But okay, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
No, I'll make it work somehow.

Speaker 8 (01:06:32):
But because I killed I killed your monologue villain.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Yeah, well because so so like just to kind of
give like the person who is supposed to be is
this guy named Zaric. He's assassin without honor or consequences.

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
How like one.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Yeah, basically he's just like a He's an evil asshole
of a goblin. And instead of that, I wasn't paying
attention and I misread and I gave you the leader
of the bad guy. Grew that shows up later, said,
you killed the leader of the bad guy. So I'm
gonna have to come up with something later.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
Are you talking about You're gonna have a leaders organization?

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
I've made her to like me too much.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
No, no, she she just had somebody to play with
because he doesn't play with the dog.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
I love pable coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Yeah. So the unicorn looks up at you and said,
thank you, good sir. My name is the Morna. I've
i've I have been here for so long and it's
been so lonely since they they took my he took my,

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my beloved. But what why, why why have you all
come here? What? What is your reasoning?

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
Or I'm herd you can help us defeat the hag?

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
Yeah, thank you, os.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
I will give you all that I know.

Speaker 6 (01:08:25):
Do you know what her weakness is?

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
I think if.

Speaker 21 (01:08:33):
I don't know, if I get within one hundred and
twenty feet ever, well I'll have to I had to
look at.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Recharge time of it. If I'm not mistaken, I'm a
little fuzzy here. But her her weakness is if she
wakes up and you are the first person she sees,

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you will be invisible to her.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
Funky If we just need to be invisible, we can
already do that with magic. Worm has this funky sword,
and I showed the beautifort sword, the worple blade.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Is it is it?

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
Time?

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Is our freedom finally here? So and and she Lamorna
will go on to talk about how like a little
bit of the domain that she she is in charge of.
She talks about how the domain of Prismere once belonged
to the arch face of Vilna, but it was observed

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by her cruel hag stepsisters Scabatha Nightshade, about Lorna Lightshaw
and Eelin Mongrae's Zabelna was vainglorious and am I saying
the right vain yeah v a h and yeah ving

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glorious and deceitful times, but her magic kept Chrismeer safe
and isolated. That situation ended when the Hags of the
hour Glass Covenant captured uh Lamornas. Like my mate Eldon
stole his horn and used its magic to imprison Zabelna
in her stronghold, the Palace of Heart's Desire. What if

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we have this horn and she would be able to
free Zibilna.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Do you know how we would use the horn to
do that?

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
I don't exactly know how it would. But he was
the most powerful unicorn in the like in this right,
and if you were able to find him, he would
be able to like to help you all. She exhorts
you all to try to say to freez Avila and Mike, saying,

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if you all can freeze Savillana and defeat the hags,
everything will be right and I can see my beloved again.
Oh to get into mm yummy.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
Spittle.

Speaker 9 (01:11:39):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
She goes on to talk about how, like when's abilament
world proves me or nobody could enter her palace without
an invitation, It's unlikely that the Albabat Covenant is capable.
I've been forcing similar restrictions to the palace. A library
on the second floor. The palace contains the illness most
treasured tones. But she go as she continued to say,

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but beware the jabberwalk. It lives in the Illness Palace
and frequently prowls the forest. Jabberwock tries to reach the
has tried to reach the Wayward Pool, but it turns
away by the magic that I hold here, I don't
have anything as long as I'm here. There's nothing there

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for everyone is say from the Jabberwalk, he's a yucky creature.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
But if warm has the corporal Blade.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Then there's a change. You all can kill the Jabberwock.
Do we want to kill the Japperwalk?

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Where is the Jabberwalk? Just confused?

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Well, the Jabwalk he is just it's all from all
we really know. It just randomly does things kind of
what happens to the rest of every out of here.
There's no true jere Milwaukee worms, friends, there's no true
like reasoning behind a lot of the things that happened here.

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But a lot more evil is going on since the
three hacks have taken.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Over two keep Milwaukee.

Speaker 11 (01:13:24):
Not my.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Fine belover, beloved, and then freeze the building.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Yes, no, one, Okay, all done?

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Do you know where where you're beloved would be?

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
I can only assume he's with one of the hacks.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
Well it wasn't, for that is dead.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Then you're half. Then you're you're getting closer.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Is there any other help that you can provide us,
like with.

Speaker 22 (01:14:07):
With to defeat the with with Scabatha, not my root, please,
That's the only weakness that I can think that I
know of.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
We we and at least I can con determine is
that if if you are able to be the first
one that she sees when she wakes up, you will
be invisible to her until she is asleep, until she
wakes up the next morning.

Speaker 10 (01:14:40):
So I feel like with regular invisibility, she might have
the magic to see, So that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Would actually be Do you know anything about the clock
on her back?

Speaker 18 (01:14:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
Oh, like the uh, the big mechanical thing. It from
what we I can tell, it determines her mood. The
faster it gets, the happier she is. The slower gets,
the angrier she is. But at the moment, that's all

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I can really tell, y'all. But but I still feel
that my beloved is is here somewhere, but I just
do not know where. Okay, but the kid as the
the kids start slowly just creep up and just kind

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of slowly try to start pet the pet the unicorn
at the unicorn sees it and kind of okay, cancers.

Speaker 10 (01:15:56):
Off, warm, warm, little growls at them, and.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Then they just put their hand back, slowly back and
they just kind of walk back, like slowly start walking
back towards the.

Speaker 6 (01:16:10):
Worm is not above minding children.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Back to the uh back to a little little woke
and they say, come on, They said, we we got
more information than what we know. Now we can try
to figure out a plan to get to rescue everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:16:30):
Okay, yeah, huh finds. Yeah, they were eavesdropping on us.

Speaker 6 (01:16:40):
I mean they did leave the steers.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
So yeah, the kids go like kind of like pokes
it when them posts their heads. Said yeah, yeah, we're
we're quite nosy, but also I'm just surprised things. Yeah,
well that's like now we can Now let's get with
Will and the and the toy maker and try to
figure out figure this out. A few hours. A few

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hours go by out everything. I need everybody to roll
a self check.

Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
Tee mm that does a lot matter.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
Sixteen seven.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Can I reroll? You see you see one of the
clockwork pigeons.

Speaker 5 (01:17:42):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
I'm gonna shoot it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
If go to go to strike.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
How long have we been walking them?

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Only about like an hour?

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
Okay, m.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
Go to strike, So that's a close fun.

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
Fifteen it's fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Yeah, you you strike it? How much?

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
Chamis ten?

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
Close? Yeah? I mean like yeah, like you you shoot
it and you see like the little uh, like the
little uh turn key on its back commediately just stop,
just stop and it goes mm hmm. You pick it
up it you you attempt to eat the bird and

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it's it's like gnawing at like a like a tin can.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Is that taste? Word?

Speaker 5 (01:18:49):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Very good?

Speaker 7 (01:18:51):
Okay, maybe we should just save the parts and give
them to Abagail or see if you can she can
use them.

Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
It doesn't look pasty.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
You you you all finally you all finally get back
to the uh, back to a little oak and you
see like a but like these kids just circling and
just watching like them as they make out, and they're
trying to pull them apart. But they are it's they are. Yeah,

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so like for the last four hours they have been
trying to separate these two.

Speaker 6 (01:19:29):
And did they guess something wring their mouths?

Speaker 5 (01:19:37):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
These kids are definitely just the kids are feeling uncomfortable
going cooties and just started trying to reach them apart, like.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Getting between them and doing an arm strike just like
punch one of them.

Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Okay, who you're punching?

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Well, it's like, who need punch?

Speaker 5 (01:20:02):
Okay, story.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Is it twenty two hit?

Speaker 5 (01:20:13):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Okay. I punched Bosh in the shoulder and I do
three damage?

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Okay, Oh wait, never mind?

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
Yeah? Did they break it? Does it break them up?

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
It breaks them up? And like they're they're a little embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
What does Abigail's dad do?

Speaker 5 (01:20:38):
I take out?

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
Let's see another coueen include blue another fucking queen, absolut.

Speaker 21 (01:20:49):
I had a staff here, want to take got the
staff of the python and hit Bosh with it?

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Oh the the adder?

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
Yeah, staff of the.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Adder's fun staff.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
I've used one at a previous campaign.

Speaker 5 (01:21:05):
I'm just gonna hit him with it. Okay, roll for
you have him touch my daughter?

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Don't you dare touch my beautiful So yeah, you immediately
hit watch and like kind of Pasha is knocked out?

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Okay yet.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
And you uh, the the kids start looking over to you.
I said, come on, we gotta we gotta go up
inside the little little oak to the treehouse and we
can figure out a plant. As you all start to
enter the floor of the treehouse is covered with blankets, cushions,
and piles of straw.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
I'm just.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Hanging from a six foot high sailing by a rope
to a basket that holds apples berry sugar cane and
if you crumpled up peaches of sheets of parchment. In
the corner, lying on a cushioned is a rusty oil
can that looks out of place. Heaped in another corner
is a crude unicorn costume made of polka dot quilts

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and wooden horseheads that has been uh that has a
wooden horn attached to it will looks a like, ah,
you're all back. What did you learn?

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
Well, we killed some bad guy. He fell in a
fire hole, kind of shot.

Speaker 5 (01:22:27):
Him with a lot of bullet I'm having an argument
for a time ago.

Speaker 8 (01:22:33):
The unicorn, But man, I love her. I don't care
crab a gal.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
And just kind of put austion a corner with a blanket.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Yeah, it just she just kind of slumps over looks
like a weekend of Bernie style.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
And then I also tell me, I'm like, well we
learned that I can't remem remember the lady's thing.

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Understand we have.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
One the queen.

Speaker 23 (01:23:12):
Yeah, we have to free the fairy queen, and that
the unicorns beloved lover should know where it is. We
do have the horns, so we can use the horn
to say dang, but yeah, unicorn got shot.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
We killed the guy who.

Speaker 8 (01:23:26):
Shot in somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Somebody shot the unicorn, saved the unicorn.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
That's saying. We kids kind of start tearing up a
little bit hearing that they're.

Speaker 8 (01:23:39):
All the other kids they have.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
The kids start kind of tearing up, thinking that someone
could hurt the little Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Did we catch the bad guy's name?

Speaker 18 (01:23:50):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:23:51):
We just.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
Can we just just can we describe the bad guy? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
So like what adult?

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
So he's like, tell the kids what this dude looks like.
Let's see if they recognize who it is.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
That some of them rest and marvel, why are you
rolling around?

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:24:16):
I was sitting on the stairs waiting for you to
show up. And he's from Hallie piece of grass.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Nah, yeah, that's saying. They all the kids like start
whispering to each other and they look up and just
kind of shake their head.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Know, Okay, well he's dead, so.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
It's like we sent him straight to hell.

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Well you're not coming back express ticket.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
Well, right now we need to seems like the best
court of sort of plan is the is the rescue
the kids and try to get oil or squirked.

Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
Who is Squirt?

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
All the kids like one of the this little probably
the tiniest of the kid named Willow Brings kind of
lifts up the little oil camp and said, this is
this is a squirt. Squirt is one of the is
the navigator of this land, and he is one of

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the He is like one of the best bets to
help us defeat Granny.

Speaker 4 (01:25:24):
What kind of oil?

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
Yeah, he looks over and says, we need Google oil.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
Oh, I have a regular oil.

Speaker 23 (01:25:35):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
It's like yeah, like Google oil, like from what's sucking
the misery out of children?

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
Exactly? Yeah, if if we if we can get Squirt
up and running, we may be able to he may
be able to help you all get out of here
into the next world once Grainy night Shade gets defeated.

Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
Kay, So do we take sport with this?

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Like the kids kind of hold away and said no,
we must protect sports. Yeah, but then if you try
the other oil, you can attempt to see what happens.

Speaker 13 (01:26:34):
Okay, because I got two pounds of it, that's a
lot oil. I don't know why I have that much,
So how much can it hold?

Speaker 23 (01:26:46):
I have two cans to two pounds cans of oil,
four pounds four pounds of oil.

Speaker 5 (01:26:52):
You put.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
And you can see that you see like like it
slowly starts to kind of wiggle its eyebrows and its
mouth and all that stuff, and just kind of kind
of opens up and just kind of like half like
it's like you know, like when you're like when you're
half dead asleep, you're still technically asleep, like kind of mumbling.

Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
It just kind of goes.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
I'm somewhat back baby, and then pass it back out
and just kind of deactivates, but saying it it is
a construct, but trying to promifect. I was going more fender,
but it's like, well, that's saying I think it may

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be time that we meet the toy man to try
to figure out what's the best way to get in.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
Okay, show the toy man.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Like they take you to the to a back room
and you you and you hear clanking, you hear rasping
up nails like a hammer pounding, and it looks it
sounds like somebody is like tinkering away, like working it's
sounds like an actual workshop and bonds. As you walk in,

(01:28:19):
you see this old tathered, wrinkly old man and like
and he is and he is working what it seems
to be a little wooden boy.

Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
I want to be a real boys.

Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
Huh this a little boy like enterpans.

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
You do see in the bad and you do see
like as this old man is is hunched over you,
everybody roll a perception check.

Speaker 6 (01:28:54):
Oh god, hallie, give me a set.

Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
Not twenty eleven?

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
Yes, mm hm.

Speaker 18 (01:29:16):
One.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
You see it's a red lacy thong. As he bends
over coming out with you are able to see the
thread counts.

Speaker 6 (01:29:28):
Worm needs eye bleach.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
You not only are able to see the uh like
the thread calend of everything. You see that it is
made from Egyptian cot well, Egyptian silk.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Worm need bleach.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Mhm. And he and he's still tinkering, and they go
toy maker, toymaker, we have new we have help. And
he kind of like looks over and you get a
good look at him, and he does seem to be
a little a little heavier set. We're like, and he

(01:30:13):
kind of stands up and he is he's like he
is a little he is a little portly about four
four nine, and he is I'm just stroking. Not only that,
but he's a brown named bo Weenie. Excuse me while

(01:30:41):
I whip this out.

Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
Do we have a waiting for our podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
There? There is an explicit warning every.

Speaker 5 (01:30:51):
Time I'm just talking about a weird dog. You gets
your mind out of a gunner.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Weirdo And and it does. And like the yeah, the
toy maker like has like it looks like to be
a pair of goggles with a little line on it.
His hair like he's bald on top. His hair is
kind of it's kind of erratic and sporadic. And he

(01:31:20):
looks at oh, but good, we finally have more help
for for the costs. But what what are you all
capable of? Why are you all here?

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
You can open up Fishers.

Speaker 4 (01:31:36):
Sword that the Unicorn got excited about.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
He said, I see it. You can see it from
where you are, And he immediately gets up close and
personal with the sword and just starts like like moving
his glasses around. Oh, this this is quite magical. Is
it what I think it is? Like? And you see
a like, yeah, telescope kind of goes he kind of

(01:32:04):
steps back.

Speaker 10 (01:32:06):
The formal blade we heard the ocorn say that too.
This is I pulled it out of the cabbage patch.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
This is this is fantastic. This. We may be able
to to save the children. We may be able to
defeat that old bitch that lives in.

Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
The tree much better than.

Speaker 5 (01:32:28):
I said.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
But that's the saying. But we're at war. But we
need to get you guys in there. Yeah. He starts
kind of going around, just kind of starts tapping, hiss
his foot along and starts kind of mumbling to himself.

Speaker 6 (01:32:40):
And just slowly starts looking his eyes like a gecko.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
Hypo weenie.

Speaker 6 (01:32:49):
You just look so concerned.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
Boe is always.

Speaker 4 (01:32:52):
Concerned, always looks up every times, Bob.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
But it's a well, like as of right now, I
am currently at war with that old bitch since she
took my workshop. Yes, m that's the same like for
like for the longest time, like that tree, like that

(01:33:21):
tree used to stained in the middle of this whole land,
and it was a pillar until the hags knocked it down. Well,
I decided to to like like not let as a
good woodsman as myself, I took it. I took it
over and turned into my workshop make toys and like

(01:33:42):
figurines for all the like for everyone have played with you. Yeah,
oh yeah, Hallie is absolutely jealousy. That's saying. But then
when then I got like kicked out and almost killed
by my scab, then she started taking up bringing all
these kids that that they would like steal from. I

(01:34:06):
don't know. These kids just kept on popping up out
of nowhere and and like, and she would put them
to work like there used to. There was an one
at one point that that was in charge of taking
like of kidnapping these kids. But we haven't seen the
one in forever. But that's the saying we keep put

(01:34:29):
in my mouth. That's saying like like I'm currently at
war with her. That's saying, the closer you get to
loom Larch, it will turn into a battlefield. So you
must be careful.

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
Well, do you have any ideas on how to get
us in? I mean it used to be your.

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
Place, So do you have a map any any pets?
He does pull out, It's like, well, give me, give
me a few hours and I should be able to.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
Create a map that would be greatly appreciated.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
And he goes and he goes on to continue of
just like the best thing to the best thing to
do is and he like and he just kind of
spaces off and thinks it's just like how but how
And he opens up a drawer and and you and

(01:35:16):
he sees and you see multiple like a bunch of
different links of wire. And he pulls him out and
starts like and he continues to go back to to
like working on the little toy uh little toy puppety
that he's currently working on. Forgetting that you all existed again? Hello,

(01:35:39):
oh yes, yes, yes what what what were we talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
You were going to make a map of blue lerch.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes, and he and he
continued and he walks over like he gets up, kind
of wattles wattles down and starts drawing the map. I'm
to put off the custop for next week. But it's like,
how how good are you all at driving a tank?

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
Never tried to love to It's like riding a bike, right, yes, yes,
it is, just rides a little brother everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
It's like.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
It's like and as he's drawn the the thing is like, well,
the best thing I can I could say is we
need to we need to get the missing kids out
of there. We need to defeat Granny Nightshade, and we
need to be able to We need to be able

(01:36:37):
to get Google Google oil and make sure how do
you get.

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
Oil out of a bogle?

Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
We dressed that one up as a child and habit
seek down. Do we milk them?

Speaker 1 (01:36:50):
That's kinky kind of you kind of phades off and
just goes like comes around and just just I have
no memory of.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
This, no memory of what do you need a smack
up against.

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
The head, and he just kind of you just kind
of just kind of stairs. He just kind of stares
down as he's making the map. He's extremely focused. Will
comes up to you guys like you gotta you gotta
be you gotta be patient with old Maurice. He's he's
been through a lot as of late.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
Okay, do you know how to get oil out of Google?
Is just oos off of them?

Speaker 5 (01:37:43):
Do I legit?

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
Have no idea to just capture one, capture one.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
I think the best idea was to be captured one.
You may be able to find more information in like
in Loom Larch at the moments, we don't. But at
the moment, but I think that may be a good
place to leave off for now.

Speaker 4 (01:38:04):
Okay, I've made a.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
He's loving this, so do we need to pose it?

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
Yeah? Go ahead, positive, We're good.

Speaker 5 (01:38:18):
Here we go. Okay, we're good.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
Yeah, we're yeah, because I've completely run out of of
what was going on because we.

Speaker 5 (01:38:27):
I killed your monologue, villain.

Speaker 8 (01:38:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
So so like we're gonna call it a knight for
down here at the witch Light. So until next week,
we we should be finishing.

Speaker 5 (01:38:41):
Up the thrilling conclusion of wind Titans week

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
But you wish you could fit my way until then,
we will see everybody next week and until then, everybody
and be safe in these trying times, and made the
moth be with you

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