The Crossroad to Witchlight |Ep.10 | revenge - Crossroad Guild Adventures

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to the cross Road Guild Adventures. I'm hearing the
monster lover. You're dungeon master. Here's what happened last time.
Hello everyone, welcome to the Crossroad Guild Adventures.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
You got it right this time. Huzza, huzzah.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
So we uh, i'd say we do apologize from last
week's where we were not able to upload anything. Everybody
had stuff to do.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Life.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
As we all say here, life happens and life sucks life,
and well, so he tell us what happened last time
for you all. Since right now, the parties have been split.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well, me and my brother, oh wait, wrong, yeah, we
wrong campaigns.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Me, Me and my brother have found our way into
Bevlorna's like her cottage, cottage. I guess we're trying to
make her sucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're trying to cook
for because the red cap. Yeah, so that he could

(01:19):
just viciously shape stab it, stab it.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Okay, I'm not gonna respect her pronouns because she's being
a bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
So yeah, that's where we left off.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
And uh that's saying for to Like I said, we
do have same here. But he is working on some
stuff because the best story is going to happen a
little bit later on in the episode the B Story.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Are you going to get turned into a B O?
Why am I the B story? Well?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Every story might be the main story and all that,
and it's a B story tonight, B story today?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Your story one, he's story. A Yeah, if.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
You'd watch Futurama, Sam, you'd understand that joke.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Or you could be the mongouses.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
You seriously need to watch Future you know what I
actually could. I have the full section on DVD. I
can let him borrow it.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
You need to watch it. I don't understand how you
have it.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's streams online. Well, it's on Hulu, but are you
would you would you watch it through Hulu or would
you like be easier to watch it if you had
a physical disc.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
There's a Star Trek episode.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
For he's seen the Star Trek episode. I know because
I've showed it to.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Until August and just watched King of the Hill when
the revival comes out.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I saw the trailer the new.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Opening credits scene, and it was fantastic. I haven't seen
the opening credits. Oh yeah, it is fantastic.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Bobby.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Bobby grows up. He's bigger than he's like taller than Hank.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
But my favorite part is when Bill coffs and the
very next part everybody has COVID like they're wearing the
COVID masks.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Well like also for it. Hank and them move and
then you get the and they they get a black
neighbor and they become drinking buddies and stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
No Hank moves, so they're not in the house.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
They got back. They came back.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Shows the passage.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Of season time since they since the original now, so
that's how you get to see the beginning of COVID
right now.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Uh, right now. It looks like boom Hower, boom Hower's
may have gotten married Dale. Dale's running for mayor. Who
got married boom Hower. Okay, you remember which one's boom
How right?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
I remember which one?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah? Okay, yeah, boom Hower. It looks like boom Hower
may have got married. There's a possibility that Nancy may
have left Dale with John Redcorn and Dale's now running
from for mayor of Arland. Bill, I'm not for sure

(04:09):
he may have died or not. I'm not really Bill.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
You see Bill later on.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Bill looks ideentic everyone else age.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
It's also preservatives in the bad booty eaved him.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Back to the story.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Whole of justice if I died tonight. My backup character
is Cottonhill. Okay, notions he's a halfway, but it's because
he doesn't have any sins.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
So you guys, are you guys are currently in the
kitchen above Lorna's cottage. You guys are in the process
of making dinner.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Can I can I make a perception check to see
what ingredients we have?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Let me see if I can go this shiit seventeen?
I got pluses. What I'm just telling your base.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
He's got Yeah, he's got glasses now he can see.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
So I was being his guide though last time.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
That's saying you do like you see everything, like saying
you see about anything that you really need to make
a good soup to make, Like the basis of almost
every dish you go, you see the basis of of
everything you could use?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Is there?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I want to make the fancy ratitude to what she's
a hang, maybe she doesn't like fancy ratitude?

Speaker 6 (05:49):
Are we having this a character about table? Listen that
play we watched where the little you know gobblin to
help that chef. Everyone likes arattitude.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
You know this, Yeah, but maybe we should ask the
the cook and see.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
What she likes to eat about to fare what we did.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
And she just told us the funk off is she?

Speaker 7 (06:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, she told us to funk off?

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Well, okay, you want to make gratitudey?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
What should I make?

Speaker 8 (06:20):
She was she was sucking her else and fish. Maybe
you make like some sort of sushi to go with
the ratitude. I don't know if ratitude and sushi, what
dats going together? But she is a hag. I've I've
read that hags like the children. Do we have any children?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Are there any? Are there any children?

Speaker 9 (06:43):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
The perception chick.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
You see you see bloody toes like just sitting in
the corner, just slow like she's still slowly stabbing the
head of the the head of the king that you
all gave her, and she like then beseeches the certain
munching on it, and she just looks at you all
and just like you know what, you guys don't really
seem the quite the broadest out of out of the

(07:09):
bunch here. But I will say, like to give you
all a little help. There's a kitchen wrap behind you.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
We're in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
There's a freezer behind you.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
And okay, so I opened the door and you go.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Behind you and you open and you pull off D
twelve master hunt B twelve. No, no, you beat B twelve.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
B twelve and B eleven are the same. Note.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
You just flip it up.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Flip it up, okay, okay, Yeah, it's a woke in freezer.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah you walk up to Yeah, like you walk walk
up to the door.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Okay, try to pull it open.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's it does feel a little stuck. But roll a
roll a perception check.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
N.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Have got afore, I'll hat it ride.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
You're having trouble getting it open, like you you it does.
It is a pull one, but you're having trouble. It
looks like that it may be frozen shuts.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Go ahead, what strength of reception?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Do a strength check?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Hey, help me help me with this man.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Roll for advantage where you have landing helping you. Okay,
you both get it open.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I have a lot stronger than you always have been.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
The room is freezing. Chokes of frozen meat dangle from
the ceiling on hooks and chains along the walls. More
meat are stacked and piles on metal racks. A small
frost covered wooden Coffer sits in the middle of the floor.
The cold seems to be radiating from it.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well, that doesn't look ominous or anything. Let's open that. Yeah,
it's still gonna open that interesting.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
If you're going to walk up and do it, I
need you to roll, strength, throw, do it. The athletics check.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Athletics check. Both those are just him.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Well, who who is opening it?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I mean I don't care to open it. Do you
have more athletics than me? I gotta plus your athletic Yeah,
you're not gotta plus nothing.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Seventeen Okay, you open the box and you see a
still beating hearts.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Hey, it's a heart so great in gratitude.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Can I do an a comic check? Yeah, see if
there's anything mystical about this?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, go ahead, okay. Eleven fifteen.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
You see that there is something to this heart, and
it makes you think that if you were to remove
this heart, that it would probably break us the spell
and everything would probably thaw.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
What should we do with this heart? I feel magic
coursing through it, as though it's tied to a curse.
Should just pull it out? One second? I do a
medicine check to see what type of heart is?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, go ahead, I'm really good at these and that
one I get the rerule.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
If you had any fifteen you can only guess, but
you would think that it's an elf heart. You hear
screaming from the other room. So what brings you chuckle
nuts to bat Lorna's cottage?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Who's talking to us?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Bloody toes?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Bloody toes is what we need to meet with every
We need to ask her a question.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
That's with all these idiots wanted to talk to that
dumb ass up a woman.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Hey, bloody toes, what if I remove this heart? Is
that cool? Can I use it in my recipe?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
You can do whatever you want, But if I'm being
honest with you, I wouldn't touch it because that keeps
the that keeps the freezer cold. And if I'm being honest,
it probably wouldn't be a good idea to do it
because Bablrna has it there for a reason.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
So if you can't stand here, why are you here?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
I have no fucking choice to be why. Long story short,
I made a deal with her, and I'm regretting my
fucking and I basically end up being forced to cook
for the bitch. There's nothing like saying I may hate everybody,
but God damn it, I hate that woman more than
anything else in the world.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
These bodies and stuff. Are they just frozen? If they
were thawed, would they be alive? To be honest, I
was asking you or not, buddy, based on the perception
check we had you.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
That's saying you. You look around and you do see
that it is they are. Some of them are fresh,
you can tell. So some of them have probably been
in there for quite a while. But we're not really
for sure yet.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Is it just the heart the heart is?

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Or can I take the box with me and the
curse day?

Speaker 1 (13:14):
If do you take? So if you take the box, like.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
If you believe the heart in the box, and I
take the box.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
The curse I'm saying, if the heart is removed from
the box, the curse is broken. But if you take
the box with you, no matter what room you go into,
it's gonna.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Freeze, freeze, how bad.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Hey, let's have a theory.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
I'm gonna close the live back.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Help me carry this into the other room. We're gonna
walk in into the the other room outside of the freezer. Okay,
I just set it down on the ground.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
What's planned? Now?

Speaker 3 (14:02):
What happens?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
The room slowly starts to get colder. You guys are
starting to see your start to see your breath aile.
It's like being at the cooler at work, like the
freezer at work.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Okay, so it's like, I think we just five degrees. Huh,
it's like five degrees inside. Yeah, it's slowly getting colder
by the second.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I think we just air conditioning.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
What's going on in the I'm gonna peek inside the room.
That was the freezer that's thrown out.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, you you do see like it's starting to kind
of quick.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Any of these bodies waking up, No, they're just they're
just dead.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
No, they're they're just dead. Okay, as of right now,
nothing is what would.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Happen if somebody were to take a bite of this heart.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
I keep wanting to do that, like above table, like
I just just got didn't see the eat the heart.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
But I know it's not a good idea.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
You don't know, you don't know yet, But Bloody Toast
is kind of looking at you, said, I'm I'm gonna
said you, Uh, you guys aren't really the brightest st
aren't you?

Speaker 2 (15:17):
You keep saying that, but you don't.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
You don't even know why we're actually here.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
As you're making assumptions, then why are you here.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
We've told you we're here to talk to the lady,
but you're making assumptions and you're being an asshole. I'm
just saying you could be a little bit nicer.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
What's in it for me?

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Then?

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Do you know if Scarecrow who doesn't have a head, it's.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
That chuckle fuck that uh that was made by our sister.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
As he we're in agreement, he is a chuckle fuck.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
And that's saying if I'm not mistaken, I think his
head's in this house somewhere.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Well, we don't really care about that guy.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
You know what you you you can cast like cure
wounds and stuff.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Right, have we had a rest in the past four sessions?
If I drink every bottle of cob my hat, can
I just say.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
So, I wanna, I wanna, I need, I need to,
not just my curiosity.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Because because yes, I normally can. Okay, if I.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Take a bite out of this heart and something bad happens,
force feed me the holy healing cop. Okay, Okay, so
I'm gonna I'm gonna reach down and take a little
nibble out of that heart.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
So you're taking the thing out of the box.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Well, if I take it out of the box, that
breaks the curse on your hands.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Yeah, I'm bothering for apples with this. I'm leaving it
in the box and I'm gonna take a little nibble.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Okay, you are taking a bite out of a still.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Beating hearts still beating heart? What happens?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Hey, For this one, I'm gonna need you to roll
be ready with.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
The bottle I've grabbed in my hand. Constitution, you know what?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
No, yeah, roll roll D twenty for me.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Okay, fifteen, you take a bite out of it.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
The spell is broken.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
You destroyed our air conditioner. I don't know it so not.
I'm fine. Well that's thing.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
The heart stops beating.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Whose heart is this?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
And you hear screaming coming from from the next room.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
What kind of screaming?

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Agonize screaming like somebody just had a heart attack, screaming.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Well, then I'm gonna take my knife out and stab
the heart.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Now just heard, I'm gonna double tap that.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
So immediately you just hear what and you hear and
you do hear what sounds like chains rattling in a cage,
and then everything goes silence, and it does seem like

(18:47):
it's coming from the east direction.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
I'm gonna take the heart and put it in my backpack.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Okay, okay, and just remember that there was now blood
all over your bag.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
And everything, So that's fine.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Okay, Bloody told just looks at you guys and just goes, well,
he's not gonna be happy about that. You guys just
killed one of her prisoners.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Who was this guy?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Be honest?

Speaker 3 (19:28):
He was?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah, I think he's a I think he's a satyr.
He's over in the next uh next, like he's on
the outside balcony.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Well he was in.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Any case, since you hate Bavana so much, you want
to join us, well you get you out of here.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Maybe, Well, what's.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
She Ponderson starts thinking about it, said, what made hm hmm.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
You would do a persuasion check? We killed a king.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
She's thinking, I do hate that old bitch. Okay, then
I'll make you a deal. Hm hm, you can get
rid of her. I'll give you. I'll give you that
extra help by telling you her weakness.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Okay, what's your weakness?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Her weakness is going tidy walks.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
What in the world is it tiddley walks?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
I can only it's not running that same like also
she doesn't understand, like understand what the word is, but
like you don't, but you go, do you have.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Any idea what this goblin is talking about? Are you
talking about spinning in circles?

Speaker 1 (20:55):
It's not going. I don't know what that is. Is
that that twirly thing that comes from the sky. Yes, okay,
it's that's saying it's going. It's not the way a
clock goes. But I guess that's why.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
You can't turn counterclockwise.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
That's saying she can't stand counterclockwise. I guess things going
counterclockwise and.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
It's her weakness. Yeah, okay, shall we need some tools.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
We're just gonna go outside and put this entire house
on stilts and start making it turn counterclockwise.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
I don't think we have the stuff for that though.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
But then you hear you hear the old words. You
know what one if you roll a well not let's
see what's a knowledge check here?

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Don't what we're trying to figure out.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
But if it's the past, its history, if it's insight
into something or history checked, it history check.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Plus four nineteen eighteen twenty two.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
You do remember, you seem to remember that you were
given something from Tom.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
I've used all the things that I got from him.
I mean, I've got it my.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Counterclockwise spoon that spins by itself.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Do we have a spoon? I do. I've got this spoon.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
It spins counterclockwise.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
I don't know my finger. It just goes.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
You put it in a put it, You put it
in a thing of water, and it starts stirring itself counterclockwise.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
We canna put this under the house in the exactodwise.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Red Red looks bloody toes, looks at it and says,
this may actually help you, guys, because I don't know
what she's gonna ask in return, but because she already
has a visitor right now. So if I'm being honest,
you may be better off exploring the house until she's

(23:25):
done with her visitor, because she does not like to
be interrupted. But if her visitor leaves and you bring
her her her teeth and with the spoon in it,
it may it may help her help you because when

(23:46):
she because anything that goes to lewings on her, she
starts sneezing and we're talking about sneezing hard, the only
thing you gotta worry about. And she immediately he pulls
out a knife and throws it in between you guys
up against the wall and behind you, and you all

(24:08):
look behind you and you see a little frog creature
like stab through her heart. Let's say, we've gotta be
careful of our lorder lings. There's little hideous fault creatures
something bitches. They're everywhere, and they won't hesitate to tell her.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
What do you want to do?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Well?

Speaker 3 (24:41):
How many spec salts you have one? What do you
have spell wise?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
And what do you have cad trip wise? Let's see cantrips.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
I have Fireboat guidance, minor illusions, sacred flame and spare
the dying. And for my spells, I have burning Hands,
pure Wounds, guiding bolt, inflict wounds, protection from evil and
good and shield of faith.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Have one spell So left, I'm thinking we interrupt so
that no deal is made with tea.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
I mean, should we just like like a vampire with
a cross, we just hold out the tea in the
spinning spoon.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
I like to say it, she will have to actually
see it. The counterclockwise. That's saying she would physically have
to look at it, or you guys can just I
don't know. It'd be kind of stupid, but run in
there and start running around her counterclockwise. But that wouldn't

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be the best idea.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Is there windows in the room she's in?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
There were new windows?

Speaker 2 (26:19):
How many doors are there.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
There's Is there enough doors around her that I can
make them open and close in a counterclockwise pattern?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
How you don't image that though.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
I've got fimaturgy. That's a it's a cantrip. I can
instantly cause doors to or windows to open and shut,
I hope for one of the effects with curtain.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I'm not for sure that would work. There were, if I'm.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Not candles around the room, because I can cause them
to uh go in and out or change color, could
do in a circle.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
To be honest, I'm not for sure what she's lighting
in there. I haven't seen her today except for what
she is telling like it's saying she just shows up.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
I know she's been I think I do.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Roafcase that's saying if I'm if I'm being honest, I
know there is a secret passage that leads into one
of the rooms here somewhere into her sitting room.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Which room is When does she go look what okay,
little little little bloody toes.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
What's her like routine? When does she go to bed?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Be honest, whenever she feels like going to bed.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Do you have anything in here that we could use
to concoct a sleeping potion?

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Be honest, I don't really have anything that would work
to put her to sleep, But if I'm being honest,
especially with her magic, I'm not for sure a sleeping
spell or like any potion would work.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Other question, is there any like important person she's waiting
for a letter back from any correspondence? To be honest,
I proficient and have a caleigraphy.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Kit, as do I.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Of course we maya thought was autographs.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Not the only like the I'm non type of sure,
but I do know that she is with Well, if
I'm being honest like like, it's.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Lady, we bust in. I pick you up above my
head and spend count.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Over and over again, and the worst case scenario, we
end up in a fight and we die.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Thank you for the tip, bluddytoosh, or you come with
us and we could spin you counterclockwise and toss you
in between the two of us.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
I choose life on this one. If you guys want
to commit suicide on this one, go ahead. I'm just
gonna tell you she will not be happy if you
interrupt her.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
She's not gonna be happy regardless of what we do.
If we wait around when we finally go in, we're
unexpected visitors. She's not gonna be happy if we hunt
around the house and we at all get caught, or
her magic senses that.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
She's not gonna be happy what we do.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
How did you be happy?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
How?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Well? If I'm being honest, but she must be expecting
you all because didn't like you had to get here somehow.
It's either by invites or you had to have something
with the king. So did when you guys showed up?

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Killed king?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
So how what some.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Little woodland creature told her?

Speaker 3 (30:04):
She's mad at us for killing the king and that's
why we're here. So she's gonna be mad as regardless
of what we do.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
So a Laurna links. Then, if I'm being honest, you're
best beut to wait because if she summoned you with
alurna ling, she may want to just talk to you.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
But then but she's not to be expecting.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Us to pull something.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
So what's her reaction to when things do counterclockwise? She sneezes,
She starts sneezing. Does the intensity of this spin increase
her sneezy?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
No, as long as it's just counterclockwise.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
I want to test something. I got my spoon. I
want to put it in a cup of water, and
I want to stand on top of the spoon. Do
I spin counterclockwise? No, So this spoon just stops when
you put weight on top of it.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Well, how much does a do you weigh?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
I'm like two feet, Luna weighs forty eight pounds, so
probably forty eight pounds.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Yeah, it's not gonna spend Okay, so uh, you know,
we can just sit here and wait until we're summons
because I don't.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Want to go explore because she's a hag. And some
things I've heard about hags is they will they'll enchant
eyes and leave them around and be able to see
through them. So we're just gonna piss her off that one.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Well, let's just let's just well, you know what, I'm
kind of hungry, you're hungry.

Speaker 10 (31:37):
I'm sure wanna make gratitude let's make gratitude. Where to
make gratitude. We're gonna make gratitudey two and I wanna
make some sushi. Okay, that's what we're gonna We're red toes.
Would you like to join us? We'll make you something?
What do you what do you like?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Well? To be honest, you guys have already fed me,
and she just picks up the head. Just start slowly
eat and then cook it.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, I'm good, I can stuff it. We can do
like I can say it with children.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I'm good. I don't really care for children. That's more
hard deal.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
I can stuck it with with like a middle aged
man slaper.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
I'm like, see, I told you the hags like eat children.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
But that's saying, so you guys have a choice of
going that saying.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
After we're gonna make gratitude, we're gonna cook and wave.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Okay, perform a performance check. Do a performance check to
see how well it uh? How well you all do it?

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Well?

Speaker 3 (32:48):
At nineteen?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
But I have terrible charisma since an eighteen? What do
you thank you? Nineteen?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
He goes make gratitude to.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Make fancy ratitude. Not this poor person. She's gonna make
fancier attitude. I'm gonna make a Godzilla role. Okay, is
there anyway this sucks? I wish Whiskers was here. I
was gonna have him help me make the gratitude. We'll
find him one day, don't worry. I'm wanna get into it.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
He would have loved gratitude, then I would have been like,
wait for some reason, he has an Italian accent.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
If you like gratitude, then I'll just start sobbing. Mister
d m what does a what does an Italian accent
with squeaks sound like?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Since squeak a squeak? Yes? Yeah, you all benefit from
a short rest.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Oh okay, so that does nothing for me.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Because it has been because you guys haven't eight since
that morning, and a lot has happened.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah, short rest doesn't give back spell sad so and
we were already I was at full hit points.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
I don't know about you.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Five hit points. Okay, so you get hip points back
at least.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
But.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
That just goes. Everything is lit in the room, but you,
but one of you. I need both of you to
roll a well a perception.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah plus five.

Speaker 11 (35:00):
Team fifteen, y'all look behind you and you see a
shadow start moving like a shadow slowly start making its
way to bat Lorna's.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Room, like in the meeting room where she's at.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Is this her?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
You just see a shadow?

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Is this our sign to go talk to her? We don't.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
You're gonna try to get near the door or anything
and try to listen in on our conversations.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
I mean I never intended to, but or just want
to sit and eat.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
We just made this big meal. I'm just gonna sit
neat to it. We just want to eat, Okay.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
I don't listening to other people's problems right now seems
a little bit too stressful.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Yeah, we need to eat. We need to pray to
our God before we do.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Get a little ball and sacrifice some of the out
of Yeah, with a little bit of.

Speaker 12 (36:01):
Fire, Like listen, you do this is like a California rollife, right,
because I know he hates California.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
You do this for a little bit in same you
you enjoy like a twenty minute meal. And after that,
a little Lorna ling starts walking up like walking behind,
like walking through the door, and you hear a little
you too immediately start hearing a bloody toe starts chucking

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knives at this thing, and they're trying to avoid, like
to avoid the knives and stuff, but we'll see you now,
like it's trying to scurries off before blood toes. Finally
he gets it stabs hip with the knife.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
So you guys have.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Now have now made a so he go, thank you guys.

Speaker 11 (37:01):
See fifteen yeah, no b ten.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Okay. So there's like a couple of tables.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
So that's saying as you all walk in, as you
get closer, what are you all expecting to see?

Speaker 2 (37:35):
I would think.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
This probably either a very beautiful woman or a very
ugly old woman or a bird.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
You see two like you see well, first you do
see a You see a woman, like very attractive, very
gothic style woman in a witch outfit, like it looks
like your stereotypical witch outfits. She is, but she has
this big, like kind of gruesome like well not really gruesome,

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but like you know, a very charming, very seductive smile.
And she looks over and said, oh, I'm the way.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
You just rubbed your face. Are we dealing with like
Keith Ledger's joker? Do you literally like pointed at the sides.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
It's just just so I was like about to do
with Ledger.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
And and she says, I'm so strong, Lauren tear. It
looks like you have guessed. Now don't worry. We shall
see you very soon. And she slowly gets up and
walks past you, and you take a whiff of her,
like of her, and it is just stink of this,

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the sweet perfume of just like nature and everything else.
And no, this is the other girl.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
I throw in my mouth. She just smells like nature.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
But that's saying but it's like it feels like it
feels like raw nature, like it like you that's saying.
This is this is this is the big titty god
chick in. Think of Blair from Soul Eater? Are you
aware of what Blair from Soldier looks like?

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Okay, hold on, now, I wondered if it's Blair for
the Code of Girls. Is it Blanche It's a blanched
to bro one of the like Blanche de hero.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
No, damn it, damn it.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Take at everything, think of this, that's what the girl
looks like.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Okay, that was not what was in my head.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
No, were you thinking maybe Raven or something like that?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
No, okay, I was just thinking like a really tall,
big kitty gofl woman.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, well as she as she walks off, and you
hear come now, come, come, please, please come over here
and let me see my two new guests. I've heard
you've all been causing a commotion in my little town.

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And as you get closer, you can only hear the
voice from like from behind the chair, like coming from
in front of the chair. And as you start moving around, Yeah,
you basically you're taking a gasp because from what you

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see is you were thinking this old ild cag but
what you think it looks like ringa ripley.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Oh god, this is kind of what I expected. They
always use some sort of glamor to make themselves look pretty.
That's a nice looking glamour. That's a nice glamour. Mmmm.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
So I'm and so going through my bag looking for
a leocha door mass.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
So I heard you all been causing some promotion, uh,
in my little town. I have to thank you for
getting rid of that king. He's been a little troublesome
trying to take away my little power of this town.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Mh. So, would would you agree with me? Perhaps you
owe us something.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
This is a small favor of anything.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
We want now for for you guys to do anything
for me. Sadly, you guys have to complete three things
and I will give you whatever you want. Well, first off,
I need you to fix my preservation pool. You guys

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may have saw when you first came in. It was
if that was that big old tub that you probably saw.
It had the fountain in the middle of the room.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Listen, lady, give.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
The room you walked into.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
I'm too mesmerized by Rial Ripley talking to me.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
She kind of walks up as a yes, would you
do that one of those things for me? And you
just feel like her, like her finger just slowly just
come around your face and just kind of point it up. Second,
I need you to find mama's book.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
What book? What am I?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Big Book of bad Blood has been missing?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Where's it? Where's it gone missing?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
I'm not for sure who took it. That's saying it's
been missing.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
What's the third task?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
The third task? And like she sits like she sits
down on her chair and just does the uh does
this just like the other task?

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Oh, so she gets full basic instinct.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
The other task, I need you to pick up a
package for little me.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
What package?

Speaker 1 (43:36):
If you go down to.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Let's see her.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
There's a bully wall hunter down in like down in
the village.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
So she wants us to create a Basically, we're just
making it so she lives forever.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Preservation chamber, the Big Blood Book a package.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
They're gonna sacrifice it into the chamber using the magical
spells I did. It's charging okay, it's a mating with
your phone. Basically, she's gonna make herself live forever. I've
seen this in one too many plays.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
That's saying if you don't want to make a deal
with me, you guys will can happily be on your way.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Why don't you make a deal with what we have
to offer?

Speaker 1 (44:33):
M Well, what do you have to offer me?

Speaker 2 (44:38):
There's a group of people that have come here to
kill you. They've been sitting by mister WHICH and mister
L and we know how they plan to do it.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
So oh and.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
We also know that.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
They're not tightening, so it'll be easy to break them
apart because they abandon even though you stand and do
everything for them, they don't stand for you.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
They abandoned us in prison after we killed the king
and after we killed for them, just because it lost
the rays.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
She pulls up. She kind of stands up. Oh my
poor boys, and she grabs both of you and just.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
I like sort of walk back. I have mommy issues.
If you remember my mom died.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
And that.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
She pulls you both in and you and let's say,
she pulls you into her bosom and you just and
you can smell her perfume and it is intoxicating. I
need you both to roll.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
And now you know how it feels when your friends
abandon you and your time and.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
E he what are we will.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Roll in medicine check.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Oh, you're gonna regret this roll not twenty four six.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Twenty six. It has no effect on us.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
You don't. It does not like you say you do.
Are not like you. Guys are not overcome with this,
like with the mind control of it. But you are
still overcome with flust.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Well, I'm always I would not be.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
I've got mommy issues very well established.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
She keeps calling us baby boys and stuff like that.
Boys that my mom ran off with my brother and
pretended to be.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Dead because a divorce.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
What was it?

Speaker 4 (47:00):
We will tell you who these people are, what their
plan is, and our only thing is we want to.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Help kill them.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
My god, is a war god, and he demands that
when you go hill, you do it right, and when
you're betrayed, you get revenge.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
H and afterwards, afterwards, we'll fix your pool and all
that good stuff.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
He'll fix your pool. I'm not very good at pools.
I'll find a boy.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Yeah, I'm a better plumber. He'll find the fuck you're
a better pool boy. But yeah, that's our deal. We
offer you our service and filthy.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Hey, I'm gonna put my hands on your hips just
in case you'll know what's happening, Just in case I
don't like her answer. You'll you'll know from our many
of years of tag teaming that the way I'm putting
my hands on your hips, it means.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
I might can I have a persuasion check to see
if I can get her to.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Hold on.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
I agree to this. We've gone off the rails again.
I mean, that's what D and D's about.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
You betrayed me, serious though, you We killed a snail
because it lost you a race. I killed a man
to get you out of your student loan debt.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Okay, so what we're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
We're protecting the crocodile.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
We are going to do what.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
About protecting your friends. We're gonna do pretty good. It's
a charisma of Christmas.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
What I've got to make it a dude to charisma.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Oh okay, Chris, I have plus two.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
So what we're gonna do? We are going to roll, Yes,
but before we roll, she's gonna make it. She's gonna
make one last deal with you. I will do this
for I do love your little scheming. Yes, you have

(49:20):
helped Mama house some shi. So what we'll do if
you all will find me just my book, I will
let you cut. I will personally help you take them down.

Speaker 13 (49:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
But in all honesty right now, they're a masking an
army to come to you by.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
The time we get this. This is time sensitive.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Is this book super important book? You're gonna have to
sweeten the deal. They've got to know what.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
It.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
The book is basically just my little book. All those
who have froned.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Me, they're about to show up with hot air balloons
and a bunch of frog people that are planning a
revolution and some head with scarecrow. This is time sensitive.
If we're off finding you a little book.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
How you don't know about this? You don't know about
the army.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
We do know about the army because we helped plan
it before we killed the king.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
We already knew they were.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Getting somebody out of prison, and I was there when
they got him out of prison. We knew about hot
air balloons being their way of travel. It's very easy
for me to put one and two together to try
to persuade somebody to look at it our way. And
we were there when the Scarecrow gave us the plan
to try to start the revolution, So obviously I knew

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about it, whether or not they're really doing it. This
is what lying is about.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Perception check.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
At one, I get to reroll.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Nineteen eighteen.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Let's see here, she wouldn't do an inside check to
save your line to her twenty two.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
It's more of an exaggeration than alive.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
But she looks ancient. I we have time. We have
plenty of time.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Well, like I said, but I will.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
The last person who who I would think would have
stolen my book was I don't think it was Charmed,
the girl that you just saw past had just left.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Do you think she stole your book?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
I don't think. I think it may have been King.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Gallup, the guy we just killed.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Did you happen to see any book or anything while
he was.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
We were too busy being betrayed.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
And I did I did check his body, so if
he had it on his body, you would have told me, Yeah,
we killed they.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
So you want us to leave here and go back
to where I am a wanted criminal?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Most of you? Yes, me, Well, to.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Be fair, both of you were wanted. So but if
you tell him that about Lorna has pardoned you, there
is no problem that you can walk among this count free.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Why don't you give us?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Okay, well, how about this to make it safe for you?
The deal is you find me my book you and
I will pardon you, and upon that, then upon that
even that's one for one for even of us. And

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if you help and if you help me with the others,
I will help you get revenge.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
I see, here's here's the thing, no offense.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
We were actually trying to be nice and save you
because we could probably get revenge.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
On our own.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
I mean we are yeah, a little strong riven then.
But they do have the rabbit king with no without
without a foot?

Speaker 3 (53:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Is this in game or is this that character?

Speaker 2 (53:47):
They do have the rabbit king dude without a foot.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
No, the foot's gone. You don't have the foot anymore.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
You think you have the foot, you haven't checked.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
No, no, it was around your neck and he got taken.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Remember when he did an exchange and magically vanished it
was his foot.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Yeah, so but you don't know that. You don't know
about the deal though, but you do not have the foot.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Okay, So who knows how many people they have on
their side. But I just listen. I went to a
show and I got sent to a carnival. My best
friend gets taken, my brother who I thought was dead

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with my mother comes back, and then just everybody just
keeps wanting me to do things.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
I'm just a little tired of.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Doing things over and over again.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
And I think I've only slept once in six days.
So do you think if he has the book or
do you know he has the book.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
He would be the only one I would think happened,
since he was one of the last two people who
were here.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
What's so special about this book?

Speaker 3 (55:01):
I told you, it's the book that has the name
of everybody that's ever wronged or she's fucked and she's
just telling us it's wrong.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
I don't know yet.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
It's the person people who have wronged me.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Is it wronged because they didn't do a good enough
job in bed? Or is it because they, like, I
have blackmail on you.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
They crossed me. And if you cross me, you go
in the book and dear, it's not a very good
idea to cross me.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Oh, we don't want to cross you. We want to
work for you.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
And she and she just slowly pushed both of her hands,
gets close to Oh, sweetheart, I know you want to
work for me.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
And I have a massive bonus.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
If you do what Mama wants you to. I will
give you things that you've only dreamed about. And she
slow and she just slowly just takes her hand and
starts moving down. And let's say she's not touching it,
but she just grabs your button. Said things that would

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that would make your dreams.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
I think we should agree if she could sweeten the
do just a little bit, give me a give me
a taste.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
We had tastes of these things.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Mhm. So what she does?

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Can I do a persuasion check to get convince her
to do give me?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
No, she's going to what she does? You see her
other hands slowly just go looking down. Yes, in between
she looks and you just and you just since she
puts it up to you, you smell it and you can.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Then I stuck her finger.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
She allows you to do it.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Hey, we're dost Can you get me whiskers back?

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Everybody says you stole them. I just want my rat. Yeah,
he wants whiskers. I just want you.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Yes, I mean my rat. Like now, he's he's like
one of my best friends. He replaced my brother when
I thought my brother was dead. Very complicated. I thought
you were dead and I just met the rat a
couple of days ago. But he has an Italian accident.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Had a possum for.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
We're British. I don't remember that.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
I'll sound the same when it's coming from squeaks. It's
not you can't really tell.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
But so as the goes on, I had a possum
named Papa that she looks while.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
She looks over you and goes, dear, I'm so sorry,
but sadly I don't have a rat in my possession.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
He doesn't want he doesn't want any rat. He wants
his rat.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
No, it's like I have to do it. Can you
tell me where the rats came from?

Speaker 3 (58:03):
The rats sewers underneath the guield the rat through a portal. Ah,
and I hold up my compass that I don't know
what it's doing.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
That's saying that the compass is just go like you.
Oh so you take the compass back from me.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Oh he had handed it back to me.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
But yes, so that's saying and it's just not moving.
It's a I'm sorry, dear, but I know what this
watch is, but I have not. What came through my
portal was a goblin that I ended up and slid
in and trapping in slanty tower.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Well, he owes me a life dead, and he still
went against me. I don't really give a shit about him.
I give a shit about my rat.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
But maybe one of my other sisters may have your rats.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
You have seen how this complicates things, because in order
to get my rat back, they're probably gonna want me
to kill you because they all hate you.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Oh I know they do, and I despise my sisters.
So if you also could help me give rid of
my sisters, I can sweeten the deal.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Well, you are talking, I'm just trying to fondle her bits.
Does she let me?

Speaker 1 (59:20):
She lets you?

Speaker 14 (59:21):
Okay, I'm she lets you and she starts hit like,
starts rubbing in the back of your head while she's
just talking.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
To Bevlona, I can cook really good too.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Oh, that's what I have, the red cap for.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
The red cap. But I'm depressed. I'm very depressed. I
am sure in your food, Belona.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
She I know she does, and that would be taken care.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Just so you know, he also conditioner.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Oh that's that is a shut up, Randy.

Speaker 15 (01:00:02):
I'm really sad right now, like I'm that's like you
can you can sense her tone a little bit that
she is a little quite upset.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Well, that's that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
So that just means you'll have to do another chance,
another thing. For me, There's just.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
One thing after another, over and over again. I'm in
a fetal position. Well I have to do it. You know,
so many things.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Fix my pool, and I'll let you watch.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Only if I could join in, of course. Dear the radio,
this is a great deal. Pick up the package, the
package forgetting the book. This is just her way of
convincing you to do all.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Three after you worked on not having to do all three.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
We agreed to the book.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
I think you need she.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Grat she said, And you pick up my package and
I'll pick up your package.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
I think you need them.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
No, I don't listen.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
So do we have a deer a deal, dear?

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
So the deal is you complete, I get the book
and then we take out revenge and then I'll do
the other stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Do them first, and I'll give you all of it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
I don't want to do them first. I want to
do the book part. We agreed to the book. I
told you it's so needy. It's just the way of
keeping adding stuff on top of it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Well, but you sound like somebody who doesn't want to
earn his keep.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
I mean, you can kill me. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
He's just thinking about pussy right now.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
My rab's gone and probably eating or off making ratitude.
He was somebody else then.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
I'm hate to see you so depressed, dear. If you
make a deal with me, I will get your rat back.
I'll find out who took your rats.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
That's what I have this for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
But I can tell you exactly the location.

Speaker 13 (01:02:28):
Yeah, but then I'm gonna be It's really like one
of those situations. I get my rab back, then you
take my rat or you kill me, and and I
don't get to enjoy my rat.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
When I could just jump off a bridge and do
all myself.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
I enjoined him in rath Heaven.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
So she looks over you said, you accomplish these three
missions for me, and we'll have deal for revenge together,
my dear, and she gets real close up to you
and gives your kiss.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
On the cheek, just on the cheek.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
You earned the rest later a package. Pick up my
package for your package, find my book, and I'll let
you join in the pool after you fix it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
We wonder, Randy, you remember when we were kids we
went and saw that play Shallow How Yeah? Yeah, do
you remember how that play ended?

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Now, well if you remember Shallow how thuh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
The big fat elf was really hot? But the big
fat elf wasn't really hot. It was a fat elf
who was actually beautiful on the inside. Yeah, but I
don't I don't think you realize how much I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
What someone looks like. I just missed going to place
like that with you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Listen, even if this glamor faded and it was some
horrendous hay, the whole was a hole, man, No, it was.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
That was kind of my mind. I was kind of not.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Even that's very bisexual view.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Well, I think I think this character who could could
be real.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
There was that one time at summer campit me, you
and that other boy did things together.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
A sheep. It was a sheep. All I'm saying is
I just let's go find her stupid book so I
can get late. Is this my dad left? This is

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my dad picked me and left?

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Was mom like this? Dad was stoic, always reading books
and watching wrestling.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Was mom fucking everything that moved? Is this where he
learned this from? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
So's the deal?

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Let me sometimes?

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Oh my god, I'm so glad I went with dad.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
So so do we have a deal?

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Yes, so you'll.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Become my plate thing?

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Yes, mommy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
She reached out her hand. Do you shake her hand?

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
I don't. HER's cringey.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Well I'm gonna. I'm gonna grab his hand and I
will pull away.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
I'm pretty s we could do the strength.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
So one okay a parent?

Speaker 16 (01:06:11):
You rolling?

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
One?

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Okay, and just for this one. No rerolls on this.
No no no. I meant like, like, you know, no
coin stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
I didn't plan that was just a halfway. This is
a pure role twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
One.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
I get to reroll because half see, I got a
one too, that's just the dice want to be dramatic,
sinks twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Is your hands too slippery from being sweaty? Yeah? So,
well I want to shake it, and I shake for us.
You shake for you, and I just back you shake
for us. He persuasion to see if.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
You were if it's for us or for just you?

Speaker 16 (01:07:07):
I have a plus four persuasion m twenty three it's
for us? No, yes, I roll twenty three. Then I

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would obviously be able to roll against this with you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
What we roll ROLLI uh, let's see here, real persuasion.
What's the opposite of.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
The inside of someone trying to persuade?

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Yeah, so do intimidate? Well, yeah, inside check that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
How's that saying? Every dice is at one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Mm hm.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Another one twenty four but your row heath twenty three
eighteen plus six twenty four.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Okay, so it's just for you, heath. So you shake
her hand and you and you feel something overcome you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Yeah, hormonals.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Besides the hormonal, you do feel something magical has taken
over you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
He's like bonded me to her.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Yes, that that you have found to do her tasks
until you're her part of the bargain istae.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
So wait, wait, wait, wait, say that wording again there, mister.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
So basically, you got to get the book and for
like and you'll have her. But then like, the only
way to get her in the tub is you got
to fix her tub, okay, And for her to have
your package, you must get her package.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
Okay, and then Bavlon and a baby sweetheart. Where is
this package being delivered to?

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
The package is in town at the taxidermy.

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
Okay, is there anything special I need to know? Fixing
your pool?

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
It seems to be clawed.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
What happened to revenge? We'll get there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
I haven't, that's saying, and she looks like, well, that's saying.
You have done that, but you have not made a
deal with revenge.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
With me yet.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
That was the deal. Revenge was supposed to be on
the table.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
When the deal, I'll.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
Do these things for you and then you help us
get revenge on the people that try to book abandon
and are actively trying to kill you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Okay, So the package is in let's see the packages
in the bullywogg dwell in a bullylog dwelling down in town.
So what are you all going to do? First? What

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was that saying what was the and she looks as up.
Thank you to you? Now where would be the last place?

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
So do we have your pardon? So that the man
tries to rest us, how do you do? Can I
have it written down?

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
It's already been announced.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Okay, okay, I mean the bathtubs right here. We can
shove you through the dream to figure out why it's blogged.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Yeah, okay, were smaller, Yeah, so let's go down you
know downstairs, you're not much smaller. But let's go downstairs
to the pool. I want to strip everything down. I
can jump in the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, I wanna reread to
you d one like the room set. A recessed pool
lined with multi clay tiles take up most of this

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large square room. Stagnant water fills the depression of a
deep of a depth of one foot rising from the pole.
Center is ahead of a stone well that gives off
an unpleasant, pungent odor. At one corner of the pool
stands a tall, dirty, free standing mirror in an oval frame,

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and floating on the water is a large lily pad.
Creaking wood floorboards are ranged in ten foot wide raised
walkways around the pool. This walkway is crowded by shelves, tables,
and stools in all shapes and sizes. Almost every available

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surface is littered with a stack of dirty plates, scraps
of food, and old junk. Dressing dummies are pushed together
in one corner, and a wooden staircase spirls up from
one another corner. Five doors closed well, four doors, four
closed doors lead from the room.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
So we're just gonna make a down the stasis to
the room though.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Yeah, yeah, so you are. Now you are right here,
and before staring at.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
It, looking exactly, she said, it's clogged. There's water in it. Well,
there must be a drain in it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
I don't understand why we're doing this. Your dick gets
you in so much shovels. Just like the time with
the pre at the temple.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
They had a great time, Yeah, but the rest of
the service didn't. Watching you with a bunch of old priests.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
Listen, I felt it incumbent upon me, but by our
lord to do that in.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Front of everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
I I felt my cream rises to the town and
the priests just helped me.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Are you stuck in puberty? Wait? Was their mom half human?
And you just haven't went all the way through puberty yet.
Is that why you're listen?

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
You're smaller, so obviously you could fit in the dream.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
Disrib and jump in, putting in a perception checks seeing
you know what's in there?

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Yeah, okay, M there's a job.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Plus five we bore. It doesn't look like the drain
is clawed.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
But what am I saying down there?

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Like, you're not saying that the train. It may look
like that's just the actual faucets may be clogged. And
you look over and you see the the giant uh
kind of like the giant well in the middle it's

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waters not flowing through.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
It's m.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
That's sorry. You guys wanted to do a little longer
or you guys want to end the date.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
It's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Okay, Well then okay, so that's saying, well, I still
gotta get onto story A.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
So I'm so working.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
So if you want to continue with theirs, okay, no way,
we can wait for Jess.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
What Okay, that's like, we'll just do that. You're you're
just here in.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
Ok this is over there being stabbed in the heart,
which you know nothing about.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Yeah, you have no idea as far as you know
I'm still riting in prison. It is true.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
If you could care, listen, this.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Is We tried to get you to come with us, left,
you left me.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
You didn't offer us anything. You literally just as character said, let's.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Just leave him. They deserve to be in prison.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
I offered to use my thieves tool kit, and you
kept going, yeah, actually he did.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
He did offer to you table, yes, yes, and character
grabbed you and told you to leave that we deserved
to run a prison.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
So your character.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
That you have to separate yourself because character Heath didn't
say anything.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Actual Heath said it, but March grabbed you and told
you to leave us in jail because we deserve to
learn a lesson.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
Okay, except I'm gonna try to unclog the.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
The drink, the faucet.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
Let's stick my hand up here and see what I
can grab out you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
You reach in, but you don't feel anything. Roller perception
check Master.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Hunts twenty one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
You do see something just clogging it? What and it's
slowly starting to move up towards you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
Okay, then, uh so it's a it's a it's a
living creature.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Yes, it gets it gets a little closer. Why, let's say, well,
first off, how are you doing it? Are you just
kind of like hunched over as he grabbed you by
the feet and like leaning you down into him. No, no, no, no,
Like you got the poll, then you got the well.

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The well is in the middle, so the well was at.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Least like over so thea you didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
No, no, I said, like it looks let's saying the
faucet is the well. It looks like it's in the middle.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Well, falcett and well as the same thing. That's it. Yeah,
that's where it was confusing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Yeah, so it's in the middle that like, get the
thing in the middle well in the middle, Yeah, that
is that's basically the faucet.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
That is like, that's what I'm in right now.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Well that's why I'm asking are you being like are
you just kind of hunched over looking down at it is?
Is like, is he grabbing you by the feet like rope.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
And whom you rope?

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
And that's saying you you look down and you see
it's about ten foot below is where you see the
thing at least ten foot in front of you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Yeah, I got rope.

Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
Okay, then you know what fashion, We're gonna tie it
around me. And then I'm gonna slowly, I'm gonna repel
down while he's got the end of the rope so
that he can pull me up if need be.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
It looks let's say he gets you about nine feet
and you see.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
Something moving looks like jello yello. Um, you tell this
fact for me? Yeah, I like yelling. There's a big giant.
It's probably a slime. How do you kill a slime?

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I I have not had.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
It starts wiggling its way up.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
See that are gelatinous cubes. They're pretty much the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
Put me and pull me in, Put me and pull
me up. I'll start pulling. They're bad.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
I had to get rid of a bunch of these
out of a temple.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
One so has it. It's starts seeping out into becoming
a cylinder and slowly starts going over feeling over the
moment it touches the water, you start seeing the water
start bubbling and turning green.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
All right, let's get out of the pool. All right,
I get out of the pool. So we want to
hop out. So it's just coming out.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
It's as it slowly starts turning like kind of that's aing.
It reaches about five feet around it, and then you
start seeing it starts kind of wiggling it up its
way up into the well, hop out of the well,
and it looks and it's about ten feet tall, and

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it starts looking around and it sees both of you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
Can I quickly tie a potion bottle onto the end
of a cross crossbow bolt.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
Roll a uh sod hand? Ye see if it works well,
slide of hand performance might try to do.

Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
I mean he's just like, yeah, being a quick yeah,
under tied Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
With every roll, its slowly skits in like closer to you. Okay,
you successfully, it is about okay. He showed me exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Where you what every would it be every role?

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Because I thought those were just re rolling that one roll? Yeah, okay,
just asking clear.

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
Let's see we we're probably just standing right over.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
Here, because if that's an option, just to keep re
rolling and not you use my coins and they get
closer on.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
No, no, no, this is this is fun.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Yeah, we're just at the side here.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Okay, so it's looking at you also you are. Let's see,
let's see, so you're twenty feet away from it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Okay, I got the potion attached to it, and I
am going to.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
I'm gonna fire my crossbowl, I crossbow with a potion attached.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
To the end.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
What is the potion?

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
It's the potion of Advantage, which is just incredibly strong
alcohol that you jerked me into at the very beginning
of a campaign.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
And I had like five bottles and I got four
bottles left. Okay, I'm testing a theory. And it's cocked
in between the thirteen eleven. That's an that one.

Speaker 7 (01:23:08):
That was a twenty for like the slightest of seconds,
seventeen twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
One twenty one.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
You hit it, but it just melts.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Okay, So when the posta bottle goes inside of this
slime and the alcohol breaks free, what happens inside of
the line.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Let me see her. Let's see what spy that's saying nothing?
It just melts. Cause that thing, as you see it,
it looks like it is acidic.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
Which is why I try to shoot a bass at it.
Strong alcohol against ycidity.

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
See if I can neutralize it enough to be able
to damage ship. What's the what's like the HP on
this thing? So science doesn't work with this, I say
to you, my.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
Brother, you're rolling inside check Okay, I think m.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Yes and plus seven.

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
Eighteen three.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
You're better at me about one on the sight, you
would think, well that I would think I could sense exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Yeah, you're you're you're.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
Like, I look at it, Sai. Then it feels about
maybe eighty nine ninety five around there.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
And are the attack I just did. The twenty four
to hit did no damage?

Speaker 4 (01:25:14):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute, A right, idea,
we're standing right in front of that door with the John.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Watson's behind us.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
Yeah, but my I shot it and it did no damage,
and I did really well at shooting it was we
might just kill a loss, which will be a beneficial.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
Summer attack this thing while we're attacking it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
But what I'm telling you is my attack didn't hurt it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
It has HP, it can be killed. I'm watching it interesting,
and I did it twenty four. I wasn't told I didn't.
This is what we're gonna do. Well, he's trying to
convince me otherwise. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
No, I'm just saying to you above table roll to
twenty four. And he didn't have me roll damage, which
means I didn't do damage twenty four misses. So it's
AC's got to be like a billion.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
What did they see?

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
If A twenty four did zero damage, it's either resistant
all damage. Let's see here, so yes, we'll get rid
of the giant wash, which I agree with anyways.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Said they see as six. Well so it's armor class right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
So which means I definitely hit it with the twenty four,
but you didn't have me roll damage. You were trying
to damage it with the bolt.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
I would have still done damage, but it was it
had a spike on it, but the potion on them both.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
We'll forget about that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
What's what I'm gonna do. I want to have him
open the door with the giant wasp nest.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
Hold on, I'm reading, okay, okay, he'll do. You did
twenty four damage, then that was what I did? Okay?
You well, I said, like it didn't melt, so go

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go ahead, roll for for damage.

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
See when you said it, man, that's what I was
curious about, Like if I was actually doing damage out
but it would be kim Okay, okay, so ten damage. Okay,
That's why I was concerned. A lot of stuff immune
to everything, so I.

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
Didn't know if it was m Okay, we're little, so
I'm gonna have him open the door, you're behind it,
and then I'm going to grab my mace, chuck it
at the wasp nest and get behind the door and
head him. Hold it closes hard as against the wall
as much.

Speaker 14 (01:28:03):
As we can.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
Roll a m hm.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
Let's see, I'm going to need you to roll a
performance sayer able to hit it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
M hm hm. I've got one minute. God damn it.
Nine he miss a. As I see he misses, mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
What's the weapons whatever?

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
Yeah, okay, as I see he miss I just got
a sacred flame on the wasp nest because taken flame,
they do a.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Uh that deck save if they fell the deck saved.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
They take damage, but regardless they would have hit it
just depends on whether the not they take damage.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
If I need the wasps to do the deck save.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
The wasp nests magna fels all right, So the was.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
Take one.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
Perfect, they take one damage and then I closed the
door back.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
Yeah, so we're and then so I would imagine.

Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
The fire, they're gonna come swarming out and attack the
one thing in that room that they could see.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
Did you see any wasps but that were outs?

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
Did you just hurt when we went past it? They
were in inside. We had to sneak past them.

Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
I mean they're in there, and I mean I just
cut their wasp's on fire.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
Just just pissing them off. That's what we're doing. What
this translates to is he doesn't want to figure out
how the loss the damage, well not even that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
It's more than a lot of just like, do I
just let them all burn and just you all suffer
with the.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
Did one damage? Just one damage? It's it's probably to
break the wasp nest, but not kill the wash. Yeah,
they're pissed off, still on something.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
The nest is on fire, but they're coming out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
It's not the LND golf giants swarm.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Of wast they're now swarming around.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
Its different. Uh, sacred flame isn't even fire.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
Okay, okay, well okay, it's radiant holy Okay. Then yeah
they are. They're looking around trying to figure out who,
what caused it? How far away was the were you
when you did this? Yeah? So that's it they are.
You can hear them.

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
Because we're behind the door holding I'm gonna pull out
my puppet and use its last uh last charge of
illusionary magic mm hmm to make them be able to
see a version of like me or him right at

(01:31:26):
the door, waving itself and then running towards the slide.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
We're behind the door.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Okay, okay, so you're trying gonna like, okay, the way
you made it, okay, the way you made it sound
like you were trying to hold the door.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Closing behind the door. Okay, I cast sacred flame and
then I and so he comes back. We switched places.
He does take your flame, and then we get behind
the door.

Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
And and to get there tension. I used the puppets
last ye make one of us run towards the washington,
then jump into the slime.

Speaker 9 (01:32:09):
There's a swarm of angry giant wasp so they will
chase us to the slime. And the only thing these
washed thing, that big slime thing, is what disturbed our
We're doing what.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
D and D was created to do. We're thinking outside
of the box.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
He backed us up into a corner. We had no choice,
literally a corner. And we're being creative. We should get
rewarded with inspiration for how creative our plan. So how
quickly do they kill the slime thing?

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
They come in there? So no, I mean, let me
look at the.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
Ideally they kill each other and maybe not, we can
have behind this door for a while for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
Yeah, maybe get a warm rest. We've only rested once
this entire campaign. Yeah, I think we're to the point that,
like we're so exhausted. He was all sleep standing up
behind the door.

Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
He was actually counting we should have like three points
of exhaustion because we've.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
Just kept He has not given us time or an
option to even take a break.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
Tectially, you guys got smell like a short rest after
you all eight, So you're.

Speaker 3 (01:33:33):
Gonna a short rest. Only heals your hit points, doesn't
do your spells, and we're spellcasters.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
That's mainly what we're worried about.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
Well, a day hasn't ended yet, so this is still
one day.

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
This is not the first day.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
No, you guys woke up, went to the king, killed
the king, got trapped in. Yeah, you're hasn't even been
a day yet, it has.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
No, we weren't.

Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
I missed that one session and didn't know you guys
went to sleep, So I never took a full rest
from even that rest that you guys got.

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
Okay, So what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
So in theory, can I have two spell sts back
since I didn't know they had.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
A long rest.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
How many spell sauce do you have three?

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
And then when I came back, I have used one
and I used to the last session.

Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
We did take a long rest, but I had no
quote it, so at least one spell slot would have
been back.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
Yeah, so I'd say, you go up. You took the
long rest, like yeah, because you guys took the long
rest at the beginning of the like right, it's campaign.
But when you guys start going on another murder spree. Yeah,
and a day has yet to pass. So did you.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
See So I wasn't there for when they did the well,
you would have got.

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
Well, let's see here I'm trying to do.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
Men.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
Think here, I'll give you. I'll give you two spell slots.
This one.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
Man, I could just only have one because I think
that's one. I don't want to cheat you that I would.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Have then do one. Then you'll get one. It's one
that sucks here, Okay, let me see her.

Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
That's why it seemed longer for me, because I didn't
know you guys took that resk.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
Well, so if we're doing a the wast, don't the
wasp don't survive. That's the saying like they've let's see
or they have dealt.

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
I think you should rewarded for our ingenuity and just
have them both kill each other. They're by completing one
task for bed Lord.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
You see that the gelatinous cube is indeed weakened, but
the wasps are gone, are dead.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
How weak is the gelatinous cube? What's its HP down?
Because it was down ten and already you're looking.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
It's saying it looks, you know, like when Jello has
been like kind of just left out. It's not as sturdy,
just like kind of like kind of loose Jello. Yeah,
it's starting to get right before that. I'm not giving
you a help points. I'm telling you how it looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
So, uh, let's both cast a offensive spell at it.
I come out from behind the door and I cast
sacred flame. I need a deck save.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
Seventeen. Nothing happens, slowly starts sinking more into the water,
and the water start and the water is starting to change.

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
Collers, I'm gonna cast fireboat at it. Okay, what's its ac.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
AC is six?

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
So you shouldn't be able to sixteen?

Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
Okay, you hit it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
I hit it. And so it is one D ten
of fire damage. Okay, I never remember which one is
a D ten. I guess I will.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
I could if since we're not initially, I'll also cock
back another.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
Crossbow bolt and just launched a crossbow bolt at.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
It, which.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
My brain is that one to work. One has two
numbers on it, that one, this one, yeah, six.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
Okay, take six damage?

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
Okay, well fifteen hit it with a crossbow bolt, let's
say six.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
Yeah, so that's another four damage this thing. So I'm
gonna start.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
Let's see.

Speaker 3 (01:38:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
So now it's it's looking at it's that's saying it's
looking at you. Also real initiative.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
That twenty plus twenty two. Why not you're getting that
twenty now?

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
Okay, so what you get here?

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
Eighteen?

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
Okay, so you you and it's going last.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
Okay, I'm gonna phone dead collar. Okay, I'm going to use.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
Uh, I have.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
A war priest feature.

Speaker 3 (01:39:54):
I'm gonna use one of the charges of it to
be able to make a attack action as a bum
in this action. Okay, So I'm going to be used
an attack to shoot it with a crossbow. Okay, eight
plus five. That should be enough because it's a C
six right, and that's going to be seven damage.

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
And then how much did you attack it for?

Speaker 17 (01:40:23):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
Eight?

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
Ten?

Speaker 2 (01:40:27):
Eight? And then I did three and now I'm doing
seven and then I need another deck.

Speaker 3 (01:40:35):
Stay from it, as my main action is going to
be sicker playing.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
Got in that one, So roll for double.

Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
Two sevens fourteen there's a dad, or do I need
to go?

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
Now you're up?

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
Okay? I want to cast a guiding boat my last
spell slot. Good choice, I don't have that. Let's see,
isn't that one at twenty?

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:41:12):
Fuck?

Speaker 4 (01:41:12):
Yeah, it's double damage baby, So it's double damage yep, gay, okay,
so that's four D six's so it's eight D sixes.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
Yeah, Well it depends if he wants to do double
dice or just double your damage. That's a double your
damage to do four D sixty six two. It's a.

Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
Nineteen eleven T thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen
nineteen damage and double double damage.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
Thanks, come on, no, thirty eight?

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
That is it not dead?

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
That's fifteen fucking health left teeth thirty eight.

Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
It's all good.

Speaker 2 (01:41:56):
Let I think it's turned.

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
It's gonna move all the way up to you. He
who's closest to it? I jumped out, are you guys
in the water or further away we were?

Speaker 2 (01:42:09):
We were still behind the door.

Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
Yeah, we've done nothing about range attacks.

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
Yeah, so we're trying to stay away from it. So
I would have been at least sixty feet away because
that was my range.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
Let's see here. No, that's the thing that's gonna move

(01:42:54):
about three spaces closer to you.

Speaker 2 (01:42:58):
So it is.

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
If it moves again, it's a it's gonna be arranged
to you, all, okay?

Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
Is that its turn?

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
And that is its turn?

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
So you're a let's kill.

Speaker 3 (01:43:14):
I want to do the same thing I did before
bonus action.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
Uh, let me.

Speaker 3 (01:43:24):
I had the mark that I'm using another one of
my war priests chargers.

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
Why have that? You're not a war priest, but you're
a holy priest. Where's that? Where's that it would be?

Speaker 3 (01:43:38):
I've hand the features and traits or minds under a
bonus action mhm. But I think yours has to do
with healing because you're a holy priest, right.

Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
I think?

Speaker 3 (01:43:50):
So six on the money, so that hits six damage
and then I need a deck saved from it twenty

(01:44:14):
So sacred flame does not hit, and I'll.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
Pass it on to you. My dude, what do I
want to do? Well, you don't have any spells saving
mind the hill? Can I see a sheet report? M hm?
I want to check some because you have access to fireboats.
I'm curious. Yeah, yeah, I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
Learn it because of my you took magic initiative, wizard. Okay,

(01:45:04):
so your thing is so I've got my. We both
have something called channel divinity. Yours is way better than
mine because I only have turn undead.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
Because yours ers is better.

Speaker 3 (01:45:24):
So you can.

Speaker 2 (01:45:30):
Either do turn undead.

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
Or Divine spark. You might want to look redivine spark.
You might want to do it, but I get more
channel divinity.

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
Charges than either.

Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
That.

Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
Just that would be my turn?

Speaker 3 (01:45:51):
Is this unless you want to do a bonus action,
but you don't have any weapons or anything.

Speaker 4 (01:45:56):
So yeah, okay, then I'll do divine spark and I
want to look at the gelatinous blob and force the creature.
Let's see, I point my holy symbol at another creature.
I see, yes, Jim Cross, and I focused divine energy
at it.

Speaker 18 (01:46:16):
So it needs it needs to do DC fifteen constitution
saving throw on a fail. Uh, you take one D
eight plus five of an necrotic ir radiant damage.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
Okay, I fail?

Speaker 19 (01:46:32):
Okay, so one D eight plus five idea if it
was really a fifteen, is that you need to get.

Speaker 2 (01:46:43):
Nine to set it? Do I have a D eight?

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
Sure? Is this right here? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:46:52):
Okay, one plus fives at six? Damn it so close.
It's gonna get through it, hopefully.

Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
The text me, he's in front of who I think?
Are you both inside the Michael? Are you both in
the same square?

Speaker 3 (01:47:16):
I mean, we don't have a map in front of us,
but I would say probably, yeah, probably, or like would
be next to the positioned in front.

Speaker 2 (01:47:23):
Of you, Yeah, yeah, but you'd be like, we'd be
in the same square. It's just you would be like,
probably to my back shoulder.

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
It's going to move up to you and engulf you,
both of you whereas you all are in the same square.

Speaker 2 (01:47:39):
I guess what we roll to get out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
You must make a d C dexterity saving throw.

Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
Okay plus one dexterity that save it's a different where's
that at?

Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
It might be the same, but sometimes it's more if
you get about us because my wisdoms plus four, but
my wisdom save is plus six.

Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
He miss beat get a DC dexterity, but beat it
the twelve and dexterity saving throat.

Speaker 2 (01:48:22):
Should be under saving throws in the air.

Speaker 3 (01:48:24):
Yeah, let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:48:28):
Saving things. Yeah, it's a plus one.

Speaker 3 (01:48:35):
Fifteen fourteen on the die plus two sixteen.

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
Fine, So you get out and I'm still in there.
It's up to you.

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
Hold on, So hold on. I've watched my other I
was gonna give you another coin, but I can't even
find it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
To give it till I dropped it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
So, hey, you're going to take.

Speaker 3 (01:48:59):
Hello, I've got a spell slot eye damage.

Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
Okay, this ain't that big of a deal.

Speaker 1 (01:49:06):
It's gonna be a cynic damage. And you were engolved
and can't breathe and are restrained.

Speaker 2 (01:49:14):
But here's something very important to remember. Combat. Every round
of combat is one second, and.

Speaker 1 (01:49:24):
You take and you take sixty six's acid damage at
the start of each of the cubes turns.

Speaker 3 (01:49:32):
So you if I did my math right, he and
as three hip hoos, So okay, and then fucking finish
them off.

Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
The same thing as before.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
Well, when was the last time you hit it? Because
right now it's I still have fifteen.

Speaker 17 (01:49:50):
I did six, he did six. That was twelve. Okay, yeah, okay,
so we should be a three. Yeah, I'm gonna do
the same thing as before. Let me markin charge off,
so forget about it. That at least means one more
award charge.

Speaker 2 (01:50:04):
This is why I took for.

Speaker 3 (01:50:10):
I think this would disadvantage because it's right in front
of us. Gotta be you, gotta be honest with you
good stuff. But when you shoot point blank with the crossbow,
you get disadvantage for some reason never understood. Makes all right,
you've got I got eight and five, but it's HP six.

(01:50:34):
It's uh, it's a c is six. So a nine
definitely hits it.

Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
And the damage, the great gissing damage. It takes eight damage.

Speaker 1 (01:50:51):
Point blank, it slowly starts to melt, and it goes
in like and slowly starts. That's saying basically, now, so it's.

Speaker 3 (01:51:03):
Just I immediately grab you and pull you out, and
then you just put the bottle of one of five
bottles in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:51:12):
Now that's saying.

Speaker 16 (01:51:13):
So now.

Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
With the amount of that's saying, you have indeed killed it.
But now the floor is slowly stern to deteriorate with acid.

Speaker 2 (01:51:25):
Is it stone because you said it was wooden.

Speaker 1 (01:51:29):
It's what the whole thing is.

Speaker 2 (01:51:31):
Would that you said the inside the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:51:36):
You guys aren't in the pool. You guys are outside
the pool.

Speaker 2 (01:51:39):
Can you ever just let us win at something? No,
it's all good. We're right next to the door to
go outside with us.

Speaker 3 (01:51:46):
No more ornans. We never moved past the door. We
can take three steps back and be free.

Speaker 2 (01:51:52):
All right, Then let's go back up to bed ground. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:51:55):
So it's like you start to see it's you start
to see that the ass it is slowly like slowly starting.

Speaker 3 (01:52:03):
Actually I got this too.

Speaker 2 (01:52:05):
Hold on, that's hilarious, but but hold on, hold on, DM,
I got this. Say, were you little perturned? Hey, we're
all good.

Speaker 3 (01:52:20):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:52:20):
Actually if you would have let me finish, you would
have known that like you see the like the the
well start to overflow and with a gust of water
it pushes it out and watches and cleans the acid out. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:52:38):
I was literally destroying her.

Speaker 3 (01:52:40):
I was literally about to be like I pressed it
a thomaturgy to force all the acid away, and.

Speaker 2 (01:52:47):
Then I cast it to mendle the wood. Okay, let's
do that. But it gets washed away. I immediately cast
men to make sure we don't fall through before.

Speaker 1 (01:52:57):
But because I can mend, that's one complete, that's one
has now been complete.

Speaker 2 (01:53:03):
Now I get to share with Babylon Ohlora. But we
did say we're going yeah, yeah, so so does that
want to come into the well.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
We're going to end it there o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:53:27):
You can never have a win with you ever. We
came up with it extremely I.

Speaker 5 (01:53:35):
Don't think cliffhanger that would frustrate heat even heat.

Speaker 1 (01:53:41):
At the same time, you and Jeff get the level
up today.

Speaker 2 (01:53:47):
We level and then since we get to lounge in
the pool with badr, do we get lounge next to
do we get to do the long rest?

Speaker 1 (01:53:58):
You guys get the level up for now.

Speaker 2 (01:54:00):
Hey, good news.

Speaker 3 (01:54:01):
A level up stores of spell slots, so you get
to level up.

Speaker 2 (01:54:06):
I think we're just living off of level ups of
Red Bull and slop jims.

Speaker 1 (01:54:14):
Yeah, so I'm saying you guys have still not earned
a long rest yet the days yet to end. But
you guys do get to level up because you did
meet one of the requirements. You got to meet the
Hag first, and meeting the Hag gives you a level up.

Speaker 4 (01:54:33):
Waits the wee should we leveled up before we fought
the giant sly monster then.

Speaker 1 (01:54:40):
Yeah, but at the end of session is a little
bit easier, so we don't take.

Speaker 3 (01:54:44):
The time to spell SUTs earlier. I want to have
a level two spell spell sots are weird. You don't
get level two slots at level two.

Speaker 2 (01:54:56):
I think it's it's three.

Speaker 1 (01:54:59):
But we well, we will continue this adventure next week,
Lord Willing, so.

Speaker 2 (01:55:11):
We'll see what happens next week. Your character knows nothing.
Metagame es to be fair.

Speaker 1 (01:55:24):
Be fair. You're telling Heath how to play, so that
is metagaming.

Speaker 2 (01:55:29):
Well, that's a.

Speaker 3 (01:55:30):
Fine line of helping somebody and then telling somebody not
to let their character happen.

Speaker 2 (01:55:35):
You disregard that testimony.

Speaker 3 (01:55:38):
A little bit of a difference than being like, yes,
your character knows everything that happened, considering I had to
roll deception when I was making up a lie, and
you're like, your character.

Speaker 2 (01:55:49):
Wouldn't know that. That'd be double standards depending on what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:55:55):
I'm going to ask this. I'm going to ask this,
so who has the pendant?

Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
Dependent?

Speaker 1 (01:56:04):
Who has the pendant that was given to you? All
about the guild.

Speaker 2 (01:56:07):
Master Oh, I don't know. We don't care what pendant.

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
Dependent that you all got from the guild Master to
help you along the way.

Speaker 2 (01:56:19):
Oh, we've gone. We're bad guys now, we don't care what.
It doesn't matter because I I you came along, No
I came along.

Speaker 3 (01:56:28):
You just sort of you literally is the DM sort
of pushma because Linda was crying, so you wouldn't have
given it to me.

Speaker 2 (01:56:34):
You would have given it the one of the good
guys have it. Now we're bad guys.

Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
I'll have to review the episodes to see who.

Speaker 2 (01:56:44):
I literally think dependent.

Speaker 1 (01:56:47):
To be fair, the last person to use it was
during Tom's cabin, when Tom's shop, because whoever did it flashed.

Speaker 2 (01:56:57):
It and that was that was Mark right.

Speaker 1 (01:57:00):
We'll have to go back and listen because depending on
who has it depends on what was heard. So we
will end. So we will have to listen to a
few episodes.

Speaker 2 (01:57:16):
So Sam, I know for a fact I don't have it.
You will have to.

Speaker 1 (01:57:20):
We'll have to. You may have to listen to back
to a few episodes see who has dependent. So we
will call that a day, everyone, and we will see
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.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}The Crossroad to Witchlight |Ep.10 | revenge