Trailer Park Madness Pt.3 | A Crossroad Guild Adventures One Shot - Crossroad Guild Adventures

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome back.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
If you're listening to this, you're probably really confused where
the second part is. It doesn't exist. I wasn't gonna
blame you, and I was gonna blame the president or somebody.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Jimmy just Caddle deleted.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Us by accident.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
It was getting too hot. The government was on to
the fact. I know that our president's a witch.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
So he but my session.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Caddle came out of it, or sorry, Dale came out
of a a stoner. It wasn't a morphine drug trip trip.
You guys had killed all the orcs. Mem all got

(00:51):
kidnapped by some evangelists. After she got kidnapped, your very
own I don't have your name.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
That no who man. Oh, I didn't put my journal
I pulled up D and D beyond.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I forgot, just didn't do the uh Sam Ye had
decided it was time to go ahead and reveal to
you guys that should just teleport you guys wherever you want.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Since yes, after Billy Bob tires to the.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Here today he's tied up so good, I've tied him up.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
He might be literally tied up right now. We don't know,
you guys shot to the graveyard. Dale got pneumonia.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
It turns out Tarn is actually Cow's dad.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
What the fuck now talked to his dead mom.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
You guys then were starting to fight in combat all
of the zombies, and Cow's mom was walking up the
hill and not attacking again, and we left off on
the zombies' initiative.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
So uh. The last thing that happened is Caddo.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Wind shot some fire at him after entangling them with
some thorns, and the zombies all stop, including your mom.
Your mom looks at you, Cow, and she's about to
say something to you, And all the zombies bed backwards
and look in the air, and their eyes light up purple,

(02:32):
and their mouths open up, and this purple energy shoots
from their bodies, and their bodies disintegrate, and the ash
and the energy swirls in the air and goers on.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
The top of the centery. Is mama one that she
disgate too.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
You would stare at her right in the eyes as
your mother's dead body disintegrates in front of.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
We'll figure it, we'll figure this out.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
We won't pay me. Mama just disintegrated and to nothing.
I'm gonna die again.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I think we got a little bit of other things
going on right now.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I don't want to hear ship from no damn raccoon
right now. And I console myself into tamulans.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Titties really hard because.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I make the effort. I make the effort to pick
you up and just.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Like holdin her cat's going and ripped her up. Yeah,
you still sovereign glued at the base of the cemetery
where his feet got sovereign glue.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
But Billy Bob, yeah, actually forgot about that.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Try to super clue y'all to the.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
He was a good kiddy cat.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I mean, you gotta admit he wasn't no damn kitty cat.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
My god, Tamulyan, my mother just disintegrating that pies and
you're gonna take him talk about.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
You hear your me screaming at the at the top
of the I was gonna say, they might give your day.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Let me just console myself a little longer.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Okay, well, you just carry me up the hill.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
What are the zombies doing that? Like last time? They
are slowly making it up the hell?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Right? Did you just miss the entire thing that we
just talked about?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh yeah, but the last thing I remember that it
was a zombies turn says it's like there's were not
Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
They don't.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
We don't fight no more. We're combat I think probably not.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Dumb raccoon.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Are you still.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Is he high? I think he's still high. That's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
That's just this little after effects.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
He's got pneumonia. It's the feed. So how long are
you guys not going to run after your grandmother?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
I immediately, just like I immediately start heading out.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah. I don't know about limb, but we're running to
me mom car and yeah you still.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
You get at the top of the hill and you
see me mom floating, her limbs stretched out, purple energy
swirling around her, and off in the distance you see
a cloaked figure, face and body hit him by a
little bit of darkness.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Do I see this? Or am I a weird angle
where well.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
It's like, well it's in the middle of the night, crying.
Let's say I see him the knight. So I feel like, well,
roll as they wouldn't be an investigation, check roll when
you went.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Out to do anything. You can see him.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
He's got something over his face. He takes a step
forward and uh, he goes, Do you dumb focks ever
give up and you know the voice and as he
flips his hood back, it's Alligator Jackson.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I knew, motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
He was fine on us the hotel with Sonya's bodycam.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
See, you should just left and dead when I killed
him the first time.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
At least you're gonna make a cool video.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Well, luckily for me, she brought me back and I
was able to complete my plan with the help of
you idiots.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
We are not idiots.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
You killed a bunch of innocent orcs and now they
were fucking orcs.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Is my philacyrhy you're from what.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
It's his censor it basically it's one of those things
that were like, it may look like we have to
either cure grand your killer so the lynch loses her kill.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Your mems alive. I can't die cow, I will not.
I've been Anybody tries to kill me gotta go through me.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I've been fucking your mem for months. She had no
idea that I was planning this.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
So you're the gay meme has been saying.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
After she goes to bar, Memo kind of looks at
He was like, sorry, Mell, no.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Tell me is a grown woman. She can do what
she wants.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
I don't give a damn.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
You guys all played into my hand. You helped me
with my spell. You built my cell phone tower which
showed the video.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
If you guys during warts, what a puzzle? Yeah? Okay,
what were we doing? I'll get her. Jackson literally just
told you that you'd have to kill your grandmother. Yeah,
I told you that ain't happen. So we're gonna have
to kill alligator Jackson.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Guys my cell phone tower that distributed the live stream
of you murdering innocent orts all over the world.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
I told you all, shut.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
Up, raccoon, I latch of criminal agencies.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
This is gonna be great.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
How how far away am I are? We from the
base of the tower, probably thirty forty I would like
to catch I don't know if it would work, but
I would like to cast heat metal on the bottom
of a monthly age of the cell phone tower to

(08:55):
try to see if we can try to knock it over.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Good job, if they super easy. I'm not gonna make
you do damage because normally you just take forever. Let's
just roll a G one hundred. Let's see what the
percentage chance as you knocking it over out of them

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sixty you go and you start eating the base. The
base melts down and it leans backwards, and it falls
backwards behind the hill.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I rolled to see if it hit him.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
It doesn't matter. They've already seen your racist deeds. I
don't need the tower anymore. I just need the world
to see that you He'll really fucks are so racist.
Everybody deserves rights, every single person deserves to be traded equal.
That's why I'm taking over. The only people that don't
deserve to be treating the gay people.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
We're not you, munster. No, I may hate orcs and goblins,
but I love the queers and they smell so nice.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
They're good with hair, they are great with outfit of life.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Great. You take that back to your son of a
bitch and it.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Is more fun. Nobody, nobody yets it many issues better
than a gay man. I'm sorry they got.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
The mail, gay man, It'll change your whole perspective. Wait,
so I'm the bad guy for following the Bible.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yes, yes, I've had a I'm not going uh as
somebody who's dealt with the supernaturals and stuff. We've had
a few conversations with God himself. He's he's okay.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
With them, which God, there's so many of them, the
one we worship, he hates them through all of them sucks.
You know what, I'm just gonna kill you guys. I
mean you can't kill me anyways. Mem is alive, and
Cow is not gonna kill his memo.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Well, only one thing to do with n I believe
my mem alive him.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Wasn't me at cashed to the tower.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Memo looks at your cow. It's okay to be fair.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Okay, if we kill her, I can bring her back
at least.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
If you touch my memo, I will kill you. You
can't bring her back. If you kill my flactory, he
gets destroyed. So I'm gonna I'm gonna draw my god
still world Carver stand between him and.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
Ow Cow. You don't just drop me. You have to
put me down, Leni.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
This is about me, my old living or died.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
You're gonna kill me.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
I'd rather do you kill me and then kill this bastard.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I can't dook me, Mom, you have to. I can't
for me, cal I can't be my whole.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Stop trying me, moll. He's not gonna do it, Caw,
you have to do it.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
I can't. She's my only remaining family. You got your dad?

Speaker 3 (12:34):
How the hell I do you just hear his dad?
The bullot of of the hell going? I'm still here, son.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Pie sh oh cow, I've lived a long time.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Out of curiousity. How old is the most?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Only one hundred and twenty four and she's human?

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Right, Okay, she's got, she's.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Got You kill me, then me keep floating and excruciating
pain on this hilltop while somebody goes and takes over
the world. Who's not a fucking race that we like?
He's an alligator, killed me and killed the dumb son
of a bitch.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Tail Look at me.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
I know this is hard.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
How high there is I know you feel like she's.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Your only remaining.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Family is about ten fifteen feet.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
If we have to do this, I'll believe your family.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Tamy Lamb, will you marry me?

Speaker 3 (13:44):
I'm gonna I'm gonna cast cold lightning on granny.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Well levels up.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
That is a level. Hold on, No, that's a lot
of late. Hold on. Let me see if I have
it in another one. Because I have, I can do
it in level seven.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Try to do it in a.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Five four. I will do it at a level four,
so that will be.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I'll get it. Jackson goes and the counter spells it.
That's why I need to level. Okay, so I don't
have the rod. Since he's okay, try to kill my
meme off.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
You wouldn't know the sky would kind of form, but
you're too busy.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
I still cast it right, So if it's okay, okay, make.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Sure Yeah, you're too busy proposing.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Nobody's killing me ball you guys, just stop it and
just promise to be better people.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
And I'll let you live. Well.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
I can guarantee you that's saying I was. Actually I've
worked with the words. I was trying to protect him,
but I got stuck on a morphine trip because somebody
cut my arms off.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
We were trying to help you. Just because Billy Bob.
Where is Billy Bob?

Speaker 3 (15:12):
I tied him up in the back of He's down
at the bomb in the hill Tide.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Bob is actually directly next year and he's just having
an intense conversation with feedbird.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Wibird cow.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
She wants you to do this, she wants you to
put it, put her out of her.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Miss, I'll get her.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Jackson looks over him. Why is that bird talking to
this bear.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
And uh me, and while goes he's.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
A distracted all right, I cast him visibility on.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Cow, so he's gonna invisibly.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
His grandmother's not gonna be able to see him kill her.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
I wanna kill I'm glad he would sneak up and
do it so he could say you love.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah. So I'll pull up my gods steel World Carver
st meme all right through the heart.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
You don't have to jump a little bit, Okay, then
I'll have just a dramatic jump jump hold on.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Drew her and plunge the sort of yes, I love
you me, you don't kill her? I'm good. How is
it gonna shoot her? Next memo?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Her boanity struts to go through her body in different
like angles, and she reaches her hand out and she
chaps your face and she's like, hell, I always loved
you the yard dumb fucked, and then she explodes.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
I'll get absolutely dejective now now I think you. They'll
tell you guys would show love.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
To each other, just like me and Granny murt.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I'll get a Jackson falls to one day and he's
crying laughing at the same time.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
You see energy sitting off of him, and he's like,
I may not live forever, but I can still fucking
kill you guys.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
And I'm just gonna look at him and said, oh,
I hope you do, because as a monster hunter, I'm
going to make sure I enjoy this.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Everybody will for instrum six fourteen.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Twelve, Oh oh, when you need your talkboard?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, excuse me?

Speaker 7 (17:35):
Fourteen twelve eight six, Oh my god, you want to
have a piece of Do you want some paper or anything?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
But then that twenty he goes first.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Anyways, fuck okay, okay, hold on, I'm gonna use my inspiration.
I have inspiration.

Speaker 7 (17:50):
Oh well, no, never mind, I'll say, like, no, I
wouldn't waste it on that I was trying to get
in that twenty I.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Still wuln't wasted on the initiative. Okay, what about when
you want to hit?

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Okay, never month, it says me.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
He labor takes a little bit off the ground and
he points a finger at Tammy Lynn.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
And there's a twenty six hit it does.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Lightning shoots out of this finger and it's this yellow lightning,
and it arched in the sky and it hits you
straight in the chest.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
I before I tell you damage. I easy to roll
a constitution. Stay with disadvantage, good disadvantage.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Four Damn, that's bad. Okay, that sounds like it.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Where the metals on fire? Did that storty in fires?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Well?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Where I heated it? Did the uh metal from the uh?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
It just sort of like metaled and fell backwards. It
might have behind you. When your turn, you can check
to see if the cemetery is on fire. You touched four, right, yep.

(19:39):
I didn't lay app or have a guy if I
need it, No.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Cat go, you can't have combos.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
But I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Okay, you've had your popcorn go.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Okay, so your initial damage.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Come on, come on, come on.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Eighty three.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
However, you failed your constitution, say X, So that's eighty
three lightning damage. Okay, but now you're gonna take some
of the crowdic damage.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Okay, going Boweni gooi.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Now you're fine.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
You take twenty six. I'm more worried about Hollie.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Damn.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
As lightning goes through your heart and just green necrotic
energy goes through your entire body, are you up or down?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
It's a lot of damage.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Not at thirteen hit points.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Now you see tammy Lynn looks bad correctly next to you,
baby doll.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Uses bonus action to use a spell point protect another.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Spell a points that's sun Yeah, twenty one hit.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
So tam tamul is Lena is layd there it's thirteen.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
If I can make it to the next to my turn,
I got from.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Ac it's uh body, you'll be alright? Maybe do you
rule me a constitutions favorite the friend.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
I'll hold your hand and make your sick.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Guy blushes.

Speaker 6 (22:03):
He said advantage.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
You still get that A good plushes.

Speaker 6 (22:09):
Three ways?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Jesus, she got three, you got four.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Uh you take sixty four electric damage and then we
got to roll some necrotic damn take twenty two necrotic damage.
As he points his finger in another bolt of lightning
shoots you straight in the armor.

Speaker 6 (22:40):
That'sine good.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
So tell me it's your turn? What what mean? She
got fifteen six?

Speaker 4 (22:53):
But you said don't waste it. So I said, okay,
keep it a night. Okay, they'll begin or caught on me.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
We're keeping your okay.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
No, I gave my inspiration back to myself, and I
said just to keep it at night. I listened.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
That doesn't happen often, so I understand your your confusion.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
That doesn't rap around.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
I'm a stubborn little turd.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
That's what you doing.

Speaker 6 (23:28):
It actually goes around the table. Though the little world
was man, so you will be nice.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
For some reason, I didn't realize it was still alligator
Jackson's turn. I thought it was already so. And that's
why I said he.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
I met a point and got the cat.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
I really after I said it, and after you guys
pointed out my mistake, I realized what I done.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
I just it took me in that.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
And that's not unusual.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
M I'm going to use I bite an alligator Jackson.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh okay, what doll I roll? I bites were off?
Good job?

Speaker 4 (24:13):
I mean, like the DM.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Fuck.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
That's a good thing.

Speaker 6 (24:16):
It's a wisdom saving throw, and I get to choose
the effect of you.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Do well.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
It is DC.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
That would should be on your list. Your DC is
your proficiency, your wisdom, your spellcasting backs. So if I'm
not mistaken, it's probably a fifteen or sixteen might be a.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Little bit better. What with a seven. I don't think
he passes.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
I'm going to make him handed. He's frightened me on
each of his turns, he has to take a dash
traction and move away to but the shortest and safest
field up.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Okay, nice, good going.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
He all of a sudden it starts to panic. He
takes some deep breath and he burns a legendary resistance
to remove the fears.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Damn it, let me ask a few of those.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
So, yeah, I only have sixteen feet.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Okay, I I'm might. I might have an idea how
laying fourth onetle spell sa? Okay, I can do this?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Okay, Well, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Oh no, I don't bad.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Sorry, I got a bonus ax or anything.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Not have?

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Uh, I don't know if you remember you have a
bottle of whiskey that restores your health. Everybody had a flask?
No I forgot.

Speaker 6 (25:57):
Did I go into how much?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Does that was actually a one time used full health case?

Speaker 6 (26:04):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (26:06):
First, oh, I didn't realize that.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
Was the thing we had.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Never mind said it the first night, but not everybody
remembers that stuff.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
I wrote it down, but then I stopped taking notes
because I'm not I realize that I'm not good to
take your notes because I can't take notes and pay
attention to this.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Do you go out your little flash and you take
a shot and the flash sort of evaporates and you
feel good as you.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
And she's a full health now okay, and I have
one of those two.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Everybody has one.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Everybody has one?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Got it? And uh do you? In return?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Right before it goes to Dell, I'll get her.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Jackson is going to do legendary actions bolts and he's
going to.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Point at dead.

Speaker 6 (26:56):
Look like I know what guy coins? Those only use
like when can those be used?

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Not during that?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
I never said that. Whatever you want on your herd.
He's gonna point at cal Okay, and that twenty hits.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
So I'm moving stepard because I.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Want to say I need a constitution saving from the
account with disadvantage awesome.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
And I.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
I am going to be honest with you, but DC
is only fifteen. It is very important that you hit
this because this was a crit so all damage gets
is double.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
I am holding his hand, so does that give him
like strength?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
I'll let you roll it straight. I can't disadvantage. Tami
lean has stirred my spirit.

Speaker 6 (27:54):
They're trying to be strong for me. Dude, I am.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
The absence. Hard to do today.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
I'm sorry eleven, damn it I'm just I'm too emotional
right now. I'm all tamy limb. I'm gonna ride all that,
I'm gonna hype. I'm gonna calculate before I tell you,
because it's gonna be.

Speaker 6 (28:19):
Holiday. That's all I have to Okay, I'm a thirteen
right now.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Though.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Now you take three hundred and thirty two damage, just
like you can't even double your health.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
So you're dead dead. You can't even do death saves.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Like shoots to your heart and you fall to your knees.
And is there anything you say to Sammy Land before
you die?

Speaker 1 (28:59):
I love you, but that it's a damn raccoon you
turned into ash with you?

Speaker 6 (29:10):
How about so like more?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I mean if you just pal he does.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
So if you had counter spell, you're always casting now,
legendary action can't be counter spelled. Leches don't lose strength
when they lose their factory. Flactory just allows them to
live forever. Should they stay the same strength?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
And he had only.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Gained a lot of his power. Uh, And I think
I said it, but I might not have a lot
of killing the orcs. Not only did the flactory, but
he also used it to power himself up.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Question about a spell really quick above Taylor, he's dead dead.
He's dead dead, so I can't even like normally like
Revov works if.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
They can, There's nothing left of me.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
So that wouldn't work in this case. Like, I'm just curious,
like I really want to, like I'm legitimately trying to
figure it out.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
I promise able to do a quick action and cast
reincarnate on him.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I'm a I'm a poof of ash.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
You wouldn't be able to do it as a as
a reaction because it's not a reactionary spell.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Technically before he stated that he was ash and I
let him go with it. REVIVI if I would work,
but he already okay, Yeah, I could try to make
it work. When it gets there, we can figure it out.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
No, no, I understand. No, I don't want to ruin
a story.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
I just wanted to know that was possible.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
But then it comes down to would tammy Lynn do that?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
That's really what it comes down to.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
No, would tammy Lynn even know to do that?

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Like that's my thing.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Because Tamula's kind of dumb.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yeah, it's your cot.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
I have the bove table question. Does he need to
use like his hands to cascoes or just like his mouth.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
There were depends on the spell because most spells have
verbal or somatic, which is handmovers.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
So the one he's casting he has to use his
hands because the death bult he's casting requires hand movements.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Is the bolt, lightning or fire? It looks like, now,
are there any like where he got blown up?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Blown the hell up? Are there any flames?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
World perception check? There's not on top, but we'll be
able to see if you can find some smoke or something.
You can a perception of nature because you're very nature guys,
and nature would be really easy to find.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Seven eleven. So yeah, I'm gonna say probably not.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
It's not a high check. You actually see smoke in
the background, and it's black smoke, so you do. You'd
be able to summarize and especially your raccoons. You can
smell the burning.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Of cedar, because I was going to use a can
trip to bring the fire and throw it at the
lynch since I would be able to control it. What's
the can't ship control flames? You could choose non magical
flames that you can see within range.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
If it's well, will actually just allow you just to
be able to conjure fire.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
It's at you're a very nature driven person and there's
nature around you.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Flames can be caused by literally almost anything in the.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Environment, So be super easy for you just to conjure
a little bit of fire with your control flames.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
If you want to do yes, I will use the
can trip of control flames to throw well like just
to kind of throw flames at the at the lynch
to distract him.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Go for it. Roll to see if you can hit him.
And I don't want you to roll to hit. I
want you to row or kana. Yeah, because you're using
the spell a little bit differently.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
So that isn't eleven.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
So like I said, you're not rolling the hit.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
You're able to get the flame right at his feet,
and you're able to just conjure a shit kind of fire.
I'm gonna say, roll me three D six a fire
damage and then double that.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Six eleven, twelve thirteen, So twenty six.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
You do the fire at his feet, and he's like
a fire and he starts like gusting off his robes
and stuff, but they sort of like catch up really quick,
but he manages to get him out and stomp out
your flames a little bit.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Then we're distracted.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
I'm going to moot, how how far away already from him?

Speaker 2 (34:01):
You're only probably fifteen feet if that, probably from here
to the staircase.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
I am going to take let's see, where's my weapon here?
I am going to do. I want to get up
right and close and personal with him, take my hunting
rifle and uh get him, get a good headshot in.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Well, you cast a cantrip that your action.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Okay, However, if you want to get closer you can okay, well,
what you're doing unarmed strike?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Well would I be well, it's saying, since I do that,
would I be able to do a spell?

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Then?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Okay? Yeah, unless you're a certain type of sorcerer, you
can't cast two spells on one turn. And if you
use your action, use your action. But like I said,
if you want to butt him with the end of
the rifle up against his face.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
And then like push him or something but not actually hurt.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Uh yeah, so spells kunt of your action. Like he's
also a sorcerer, I picked meta for him, and he
you can take your you take your sorcery points.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
And you can cast the ability to be able to
do two spells in one turn. I think it's quick,
and I could be mistaken. So that's really the insane
thing about sorcerers.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
They also let you there's one that lets you do
a spell as a bonus action, so you can do
your spell as a bonus action and then punch him
in the face or use a sword or.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Something with your action. But just for the hell of it,
I'll let you take a swing with your the butt
of your Yeah, so I'd say, well, let's see.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Now that wouldn't be a primal strike. That would just
be anoyo unarmed. So it's just four damage. So so
let's see if it hits.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
God that doesn't work. We are rolling for a ship
today that does miss.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
He just kind of sidesteps because he's still kind of
afraid of the fire. It's something I need from you now,
I need a wisdom save. However, I don't do this often,
but you have the choice, just a fellas.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Choice to fail. Let me see what I get here,
A damn me having this is like just a regular.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
No. No, it's like this is like a saving throw
or this is just a straight up just wisdom.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
This is a saving throw. But you have the option
to a FAILA.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Hmmm, I'll feel it.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
After you go to hit them and the side steps,
you sort of stumble for a second and your vision
gets blurry. Everything sort of fades the.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Black and white.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
It sort of waves in and out, and you take
a deep breath and you close your eyes, and when
you open your eyes, you hear, Okay, I'm done, completely harmless.
Hot Dog Jeff's pushing your hands back to you. Now,
you didn't feel any pain. I just wanted to remind

(37:39):
you that you're gonna have some side effects. One of
those side effects, you know, you might see some things.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
You might be able to.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
See the future. But just know that when you do
see the future, you have the ability to make changes.
But I think you'll be fine. Now you got your
new hands. Yeah, how you look around? Billy Bob has
been glued to the stage as Timmy Lynn finally wrestled
the Sovereign Glue Sonya's been laughing.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
At you next year.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Wait, wait, we're back in. Hot Dog jeffs We're not
in combat, so I'm not.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
A hallucination.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Might have been the side effect of the hot dog.
He did say one of the side effects was being
able to see the future.

Speaker 6 (38:31):
Or is this part of the host nation. Are we
out of combat?

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Okay, we're out of an issue.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Okay, deals At this moment, Dale's on top of Billie
Bob finishing glue in them.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
And you were you were the only one that remembers
everything you saw in your holy nation. This is before
we went and killed the This is before you left
hot Dog Jeffs and killed the orcs. Uh, he's got
but so he the robot. He's got his robot hands on. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:04):
Do I still have sovereign?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
No, damn it, she doesn't.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Oh yeah I do.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Because you just this was right as you wrestled it
out of his hands. I get my I know I
got back then because I used it at the trailer park,
and you get your whiskey back.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
What do I get my feedback?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, I'm only at thirty.

Speaker 6 (39:25):
I don't want to die.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
You guys.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
It's a long rest. You guys, get everything back. Nothing's
happened mong rest. Okay, you haven't even been in combat.

Speaker 6 (39:33):
Okay, So I need to.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
Look at my inventory really quick and see what I
need to take out then, and that means my cats,
my swarm of cats in Intarna, like.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
All of that is still I look at. I kind
of slipped too and looking around said, oh shit, okay, okay, good,
all right.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
We guys the trailer park get me. That's you guys. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
That was the question that I'm having now is if
if the chooses.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
I tell them to believe him, I tell everything that
like what I just witnessed. It's that, guys. I don't
know what the hell happened, but I had a vision.
I don't know if it was a glimpse of the
future of what's going on, but that's saying we we
ended up killing all the orcs from the well you
all did. I guess I was still part of a

(40:25):
I don't know if y'all seem team talking about. Boy,
don't you yell at you're dead? You died in this vision. Boy,
I'm alive.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
I'm talking to you right now.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Say there's a point. We saved mem. We had to
kill me Ma because she became a flactory for Alligator.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Jackson, the guy who I killed and you all brought back.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Like I take the camera. I tried to grab the
cameras out.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
He's watching, you know. Then I need two athletic sticks,
and you guys, I like guess Ray Kensville ship.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
I guess I'm all ship seven.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Yeah, she just dark right past you as you trying
to grab.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
That's the same because like there's a point we ended
you ended up getting a baby dog. We had to
go to a church. You teleport, that's same, and you
you have a teleporting ability and you died.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I don't believe a word you're saying.

Speaker 6 (41:32):
I have a teleporting.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Ability because I see the I saw the future.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
We got to go to the trailer park and for
the orcs get the meme.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
All that's same. We got to take out the tower,
the visions specifically stay left the tower. Yeah, and the
tower is the thing that's controlling the orcs. I should
have saw it when the moment, like I saw that video.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Jeff says, hey, right here, man, did she treat baby doll? Okay,
oh yeah, baby yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Baby Doll became a hero, he became my fan.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Jeff reaches under the counter and hands you baby dog.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Okay, wait a minute, Okay, Timmy Lynn has been lied
to before, so she knows things haven't always been aren't
always what they see right. This is where I'm going
with I think Timmy Lynn doesn't fully believe him.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
You can roll an inside check, and he can roll
deception or just but you can still roll and see
how high you get to see if you believe it.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Yeah, I'll do an insight check.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Do you want to do deception and you just want
to automatically fail your part because she's just trying to
see if you're telling the truth.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
I was singing, if I had someone the truth, I
was gonna cast that as somebody does.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Spells, because Timmy Lynn would in this case if she
hadn't do that. But I don't know if I've.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Got it well as much human lied too the truth.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
She's also a ranger.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Oh no, I used to detect thoughts on him at
the second level.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Do you just want to let it happen? That happened? Yeah,
you can see everything he saw the entire vision.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Oh my ship, he's telling the truth, and Alligator Jackson
mats gay people, and oh my god, he's awful.

Speaker 6 (43:26):
I'm just gonna take this off and smash it against
the wall.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Okay, okay, okay, caw, do we know anybody she's been sucking?
Alligator Jackson won't be Alligator my friend to Why would
I lie about this?

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Why?

Speaker 4 (43:45):
What do I have to gain my line about it.
I hate sucking words. I am arguing right now Tuesday.

Speaker 6 (43:51):
Orcs like what did you see it?

Speaker 4 (43:53):
But they are being mind controlled by Okay, there's this
church's cult and they kidnapped Meme all and then we
have to we go to the church to save her.
But but then she gets tailported to the tar.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
It was at all.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
It was a terrible scoundrel our governor jim.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Yeah, it's Jimmy Justice. It was Jimmy Justice.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
He was there even the trailer park.

Speaker 6 (44:19):
The trailer park.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
The person this is the the person you've got.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
It was not okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Also, also, what happened you saw your mother again? Because
she would because al Ja Jackson Rose are from the dead,
because he and you really did not.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
And I admitted that I know Terror is a raccoon,
but I just.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Like to argue with you, So I just do either
of you tell him that Terrence his father. She just
said it. He said, N's a raccoon.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
And also Tarron is not an actual raccoon.

Speaker 6 (44:51):
He's your daddy.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
And I'm sorry because what Karen just looks at you,
it's just like whatever raccoon noises.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Are oh, no, I forgot im animals. Yeah, I was
gonna say like, yeah, I forgot like I didn't. I
can't speak with animals on him, last time.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
On you yourself, Yeah, you always have to speak with
animals on But he still just makes raccoon voices he does.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Does he say whatever raccoon noises are or does he actually.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Make I just looked at I just look at Terrance
and say, just I know the truth you have. I had,
you have my backing brother.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
You're dead to me.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
You lied.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
I look at her.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
You're dead to me.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
You lied. I thought you were a raccoon. I fed you,
I clothed you. I know you didn't lie to sweaters.
I did them out of my own kindness. No you
are No, you are not allowed in my house, no
more or No, you're dead to me.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
I don't even know what to think with everything it's
been told to me to deal with all y'all. I'm
going by myself.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
No are you going? Are you going?

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Or are you going?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
I'm going to my place to fake.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
There. The ors even though they're not actually even though
those works right now, even they're able, but they're not
trying to be. They're not trying to kill anybody. There's okay,
where is your place? I are there any plants in
the room? Are there any plants in the room?

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Can you tell?

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Is there anything like?

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Fine?

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Anything anything like that? To tie cow's hands and feet.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Trying to go, how do Jet's gonna turn to you? Like, well,
if you need a place in your thoughts.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
And he I speak with plants, please please listen to me.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
I need you to listen to me. I'm trying to
do this for his own good.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Tie.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Jeff reaches under the table and he pulls out of growth. Sure,
because you need a place to like try to look
at your thoughts. I know this really great place and
hands you a groceure for lake.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
And be trod. He's like, you're really able to clear
your head, be able to read some books? Right next
to wind to go. I used to go there. Have
my daggs think him. It's so peaceful there.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
It's almost like that that lake that's described in those
old legends of the guy that got some sort of
sword out of the lake.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
It said, I'm to hell with all of y'all. I'm
going to the lake to think, walk out the door.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
A legend with a sword Jeff, do you know anybody
who can follow him and keep him safe.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Well, if he's looking at a bunch of people right now.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
And go to the same if we can do it,
we may be able to get that sword.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
What's said there was a sword? Jeff never said.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
There's a the legend. You said there's a legend of.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
A sword, and he said the lake reminds him of
that tail with the lake with the sword.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
You want back in my good races. You transform into
a human right now, and you go protect your son
for once in you're god for a second.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Life just looks at you. He is committed to not
turning into the record. He's convinced he can.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Yeah, no, no, he needs a turn human because they
need to talk. I take my shotgun and I pointed
at him. I said, get going or I'm shooting.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
He just raccoon walks out.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
Good enough for now. I'll deal with that later.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Yes, I'm on the back of yourself. I'm going to
the lake. How urgent does it feel to you? Think
you need to be at the lake? Not super urgent.
I'm depressed.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
How to be away from everybody, to be away from
that pretty yeah, like yo, let me a straight arcane check.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
I have a plus six on O'Connor m hm thirteen.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
You pat your sot and you go, come on, buddy.
And as you're running ye the slough can feel that
you want to be away from people. And he opens
his mouth and a blue portal opens up, and you
guys go through it and you at the lake.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
He makes his little sloth war.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Just tarry it to follow him.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
He doesn't make it to the portal. But you don't
know if Terrent's actually following. He might have just left.
He wouldn't chew. He'd better be following.

Speaker 6 (49:58):
I'll find that recume and I'll feel it steal.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
So even though I don't need the deal, well I
get to the I get to the lake, sitting down
and open up my whiskey.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
I need to drink.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
I would say, logically, you would have whiskey that's not
your magical whiskey. Might you have a bag of holding,
You might even have like a twelve pack, Then yeah,
I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
I took it. I took a tall I'll take a
tumb pack of colds out.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
That would be the person that would struggle and put
an entire mini fridge plugged into a small generator in
their bag, so you can't. You can pull out a
many fridge with like Budweiser's or.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Does you do that? I'll do that. Yeahge sit next
to me. Give the slough a beer and I'll drink
one too. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Some people around these parts say you're gone now.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I don't believe that. Hot dogs hot dogs. I guess
I'm a rumor. Okay, maybe they're just talking about the
hot gods being dog.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
Do you know anybody.

Speaker 6 (51:09):
Who can tell me if the meme mom the trailer
Park is actually memo?

Speaker 1 (51:13):
I mean, you don't.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
I don't believe. I know, I believe you. Okay, just
give me a minute. I want to make sure that's
Jimmy Justice not memo.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Well, I will say that baby dog just sort of
walked in a little bit ago coming from the trailer park,
so I would use Jimmy.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
Jimmy Justice never leaves without baby dog.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Who you doing?

Speaker 3 (51:41):
He's throwed out.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
You can do as many dice as you want.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
He's trying to break it.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I did I did ever hit twelve? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:49):
You did twelve? N Yeah during the middle of the preconcession,
so you hear was diar trouble yeah, so it's.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
I'll tell you the only way to break it is
you have a slow PC. I had a friend do
two D twenty and crashes the hiy PC. There's actually
a setting in D and D beyond to make the
animation less intense. And I have a dice that every
time you roll it, it explodes. So when I did
twenty D fifty deed twells like it was just explosion, explosion,

(52:14):
explosion explosion of my PC. My PC you built stuttered.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Okay, so, okay, all right, I'm gonna do so. I'm
gonna use my Noah guy and I'm gonna call this
idiot what was in the trailer park? He's he's a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Is this the same no like?

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Is this the same guy that well, you just call
on somebody to see if me mall is there, can
you tell her if me is who.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
I'm gonna tell this person, this neighbor.

Speaker 8 (52:46):
Who is this is the same guy that he knew
it would be the exact same bunker guy that he
knew some kind of he is.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Everybody's knowing.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
I'm gonna call that.

Speaker 6 (52:59):
I'm gonna call it.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
I'm gonna call the Noah guy and I'm gonna tell him.
I know this sounds weird. I'm gonna need you, trust me.
I need you to go get Memo. Needs you tire
up in your basement. Don't hurt her, just tie up.
Don't let her go nowhere.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Listen, the last time I tied Memo up in the basement.
I mean, she enjoyed it a lot, but.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
She can.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Me mos me Mo is an impostor, and I need
you to keep her. Keep this up, makes sakes.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Okay, Okay, this is another one of those kinky games.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
No, no, it's not a game, damn it.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
While this is going on, I am doing the the
keys to do it.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
You hear him walk out and just walk in. And
as you're talking, he's like, sorry, Memo. You hear a
smack upside somebody's head in the wall, like and chains right,
she's chained up and she's secure.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
I mean, yeah, do not take your eyes off of
that person.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
It's not Memo.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
It's Bunker.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
You won't believe me if I tell you who actually is.
But it's not Memo.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Okay, it's a Jim Justice, the motherfucking shape shifting lizard person.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Oh my god, yes it's Jim justice, keep him, keep
keep him safe, don't hurt him, but don't let him
go nowhere.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
So the lizard people are real and he hangs up
the phone.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Okay, that works. Okay, so the imposter memo is It's
safe right now. Cal is busy, though, Cow needs to think.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
You're just pat and baby dog. What rich are you doing? Well?

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Well, it's like I was gonna I rolled for an
arcane shaft because I'd say that's what I just rolled for,
like just to kind of like kind of recall, God,
dang it, hey, three eighty six.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
You's are terrible role.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Yeah, I was gonna like kind of like recall all
what I know about, like lyitches, like when it comes
to weaknesses and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
They kind of prepare for the head of the game.
So let's let's take a step back, roll me a
history check. Arcane is gonna have nothing.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
To do with it. Arcanes like intelligence, you can just
trust history with advantage. Oh that's seven.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Can I give him my inspiration and let him will again?

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Eleven is fine.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
It's a very low DC for the simple fact that
you just lived this situation. Thinking back for your thoughts,
you wouldn't need to deal with the Lich. He isn't
the Lich who you killed the Orcs. The Orcs was
the spell that created.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Me killing all the Orcs.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Right now, he's just a normal sorcerer with those special abilities.
He's just a flat level fifteen.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
So at this point we still need, like we need
to destroy the tower. Yeah, that's what I was about
to say.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
I mean above table. Yeah, the tower's controlling the Orcs.
But you just smashed the camera that he was spying
on the guys from. He knows that he all of
a sudden came back some sort of future vision. So

(56:29):
it would be up to you guys what you would
logically do. Would you go straight for the tower or
would you hunt down somebody before they became a monster hitch?

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Well, don't you have an eagle thing that couldn't spy?

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Well yeah, well, to be fair that you guys wouldn't
know that yet.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
But because.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
To the side of the car. No, no, no that,
no that Yeah, you're right right.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
I'm sorry about your goddamn I'm sorry about your hands.

Speaker 6 (57:06):
Can you use that.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
I'm trying to find al gave Jackson I.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Got is it still going? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:11):
I can't wait see the number Hey, four thousand and three.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Psychic damage. Okay, well they're.

Speaker 6 (57:22):
All talking Dale, that's deal, that's col Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Cal While they're talking, what's going on with you is
you're sitting next to the lake. In the middle of
the lake is a small island with a little cabin
on us. You're sitting there drinking a beer, right, yeah?
How many beers do you think you drink in the
past five minutes?

Speaker 4 (57:46):
At least are you sipping it was a high school quarterback,
you should have at least been able to smash like, yeah,
we're right.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Now doing cans or bottles? Cans? Where are you doing
the cans after you drinking? Are you tossing the top? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:01):
All right, So you finish your last when you throw
it in the lake, and you see a bunch of
cans kind of like bobbing up and down, and the water.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Starts the bubble and.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Figure rises above and you see this tall man wearing
these round sort of shaded glasses, with long hair and
a bandana and with a life beater and from ripped
up jeans, holding the bottle of Jack Daniels and kid
Rock goes, are.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
You really glittering at my leg? Who the fuck? Are
you I'm kid, Rock?

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Did you live in Lake Betrod? I do live in Bach?
How hard is that to believe? As he's chugging like
the the thing is, I live here.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
All summer long? Are you like part mermaid or something?
A part tractor boy? You seem depressed? What's going on?
A whole lot of shit's going on?

Speaker 5 (59:08):
Orchestras don't try to kill my me mom, but everybody
says we can't kill him, and then my me Mom's
fucking alligator Jackson and tammy Lynn put the side of
this fucking.

Speaker 6 (59:17):
Raccoon, and then the other raccoons.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Your dad, Yeah, bullshit?

Speaker 2 (59:24):
That is Rock, looks say you, and he's like, listen, man.
First off, I'm gonna teach your valuable lesson. We don't
say the racist part out loud until you know you're
leased in your fifties and sixties. No one's buying your
CDs anymore. Secondly, it sounds like you care about this Tamulp.

(59:48):
Do you love her more than anything? So you need
to trust her? She she seems like she wouldn't like you.
How long have you known this, Tamuland and wait is
it a half one?

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Yeah? That Tammy Lynn what do you know about Tammy Lynn.
She was the best stripper.

Speaker 9 (01:00:07):
She was a real good stripper, and she is wild
in bed man. Yeh know, it's just last month. You
guys have been on and off this once again. You
all turned West Virginia to assessed pool of sex, which
is what it is. I mean, from where do you live?

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Apparently wherever I go, it just turns into the fades.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
And uh, she ever do that thing that she does
with her tongue to you? Oh my god? Has she
ever gotten the cats involved?

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Up in the air? Yeah, brother, Oh my god. It's
the last time I saw her, though she said she
was I was trying to settle down. This may be
the beer talking. Tamian Lynne always said she wanted to
do a three way. Well, you haven't done a three
way with her? They're not yet. We've done a four way,

(01:01:11):
but not a three Who is the the three way?
With the four way with Well, I've had a three
way with her.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
And the water kind of boils and his other tall
white man appears with a tucked in white shirt with
a big belt buckle and some cowboy boots and he's
dancing and Jessica White's.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Likes yeah, me and Kid Rock I feel cowered that bitch,
and they like high five Jessica, you were there from
the four Way? I mean is is me? Taman Lynn,
Jessco and then Stripper der Lane.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
She went on after you, well, Kid Rocks like, well,
then you gotta fight for you gotta believe what she
What is she saying?

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Is there somebody you need to kill? Alligator Jackson who
I killed already but then.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
Revived, you calling me a dumbluk.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
No, listen, that's a little drunk right now.

Speaker 10 (01:02:19):
Now you're just sitting there on your shoulder, just there,
but like a little imaginary.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Are you calling me and them?

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Even Kid Rock and Jessica is like we've drank too much.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
The fact that we're.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Uh. Kid Rocks like, I think I got something to
help you out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
I don't know if you know this, but this lake
has a magical weapon that can kill almost anything.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
And he sort of like sinks back.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Down and it comes back up holding a diamond and
gold plated skill soul.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
He goes even turns on the first.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Pool and me, as the kid Rock of the Lake,
I give you this skills, soul, Jessico. Skills just sort
of like dancing on the water.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
He's from West Virginia. Jesus, Jesus.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Fuck I thought the West Virginia Jesus was Toby Keith.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Toby Keith from West Virginia. Who is you know who
Jesco White is? Oh my god, he doesn't know who.
Just do you accept the skill cell?

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Of course, after you accepted, Jessco's about to say something
to you and you hear and he goes, oh man,
that's my family. They're calling me as you hear pills
right on in the background, God and dances into the air.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
No, I do not I do not know who this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
We have to watch the Dancing Out Long documentary.

Speaker 6 (01:04:09):
Then and then you had to watch the bottom one for.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
White to West Virginia, which that was a strict joke
for the white West Virginia because to Youcado, they they're
all high on pills. And one of his grandsons go,
this is a West Virginia college.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Okay, okay, that's what that's from.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Somewhere on my dad's side. They're distant cousins. That's that's
the bad part.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Making friend of do you know who? Just Ring Bell,
random movie actors.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Kid Rock listen, gotta go fight for I feel pumped now.
I feel like there's some sort of metal going on
in the background. I'm gonna go wrap to it, and
he like sort of sinks back into the lake and
you're left with your diamond and gold plate. At skill,
saw Uh, I will tell you it gets a plus

(01:05:04):
ten to hit. It does five D twelve of damage
and when when you roll, you roll me a D
one hundred, and it has a chance to automatically kill
whatever it hits. And if you get a MAT twenty,

(01:05:26):
anything's done. Okay, it can automatically destroy anything it touches.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
So concrete skill solve destiny. Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Now back to you guys, when this is going on
with him, you guys are just still standing around.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
I summon my especially where we still have a scent
on the on the camera where it was our gator Jackson's.
I am going to summon a dog, tracking dog familiar
an old bloodham an old an old blood.

Speaker 6 (01:06:04):
I don't know, Jess if he's controlling that, does he.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Give me a name for an old right now? Grady,
that was my best hand as a kid. Well I
had Mary Sue, and well, now there's Mary lou above table.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
If he's controlling the familiar and seeing through the familiar size,
is that what you're gonna do? Where you just gonna
follow it?

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
It can track it, man, sniff the camera?

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Yeah, and track it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Uh. When that happens, you hear screaming from Billie Bob,
who's stuck onto the stage because he's terrified of dogs,
living dogs. His dog doesn't scare him his Uh, Jeff, can.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
You watch him for us? He's a little out of it. Yeah, sure,
don't let him hurt himself or sovereign glue.

Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
I took it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Looks like he's kind of tied up right now.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
So I'm made sure those knots are very well done.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
What nuts?

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
No having flashbacks's actual high?

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Okay, but go Grady, do you do you have a
concussion from hitting all those deer?

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
I know, I'm seriously concerned. Okay, So.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Okay, off table. So kind of explain why I have
the worst luck when it comes to vehicles, essin heath will.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
So or is it the best luck? He hit deer,
but he wants.

Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
To remind him occasionally that he could take him anytime
he wants.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Yeah, So I was like, I just got a brand
new uh Chevy Equinox. Like I've had this vehicle in
like thirty days. And I ended up going into work
to help out a little bit because they because one
of our co workers just legit need some help with
some stuff and around. This was a twelve thirty at

(01:08:13):
nine and as I'm going down the interstate, a pack
like a family of deer, three deer jump in front
of my vehicle. So I uh and I wasn't able to,
like I was saying, I tried to stop, but it
was still too late.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
I think you used the word pack right, because I
think it was a suicide pack. Yeah, yeah, it was
a deer, a deer suicidal pack.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
But I ran. I hit one, ran it over, took
out the hip of the other one on the right
side of the vehicle, and I clipped the one on
the left. So and it UH completely told my like
it UH damaged the radiator, took out my brakes, and

(01:08:57):
destroyed half my engine.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
I legitimately think he's got a concussion. I'm kind of
worried about you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
I'm fine. Chunky Boy was in the back. He had
a seatbelt on, but he's good French.

Speaker 6 (01:09:08):
Chunky Boy is a animal. Nobody was harmed.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Yeah, nobody was harmed.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
So I'm gonna point something out. You have baby dog
in your hands. He summons this blood hound and he's
given a commands to track.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Baby dog's a bull dog.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Gives you the saddest look like no one ever trusts me.

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
I know they're not paying attention to me either.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
By baby dog, no offense.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
But you are a bull You're are a French bulldog
and you do not have that much of.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
A sniffer alone breathing issues. We don't want him to
keel over from an asthma attack. This your bloodhound.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
But baby dog alo, baby dog want baby dog wants
to sniff and help out. He is more than welcome
to But I trust my I trust my animals.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
Okay, so are we following this this guy?

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Yeah, we're following Grady.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
How big is How big is Grady?

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
He is your well, your typical he is your typical.

Speaker 6 (01:10:13):
That's not like that big.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
He is your your typical blood Like wouldn't he be big.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
Enough for a three foot tall halfling to ride?

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
No, no, this is this is your old basket hound.
This is this basket hound is a basket hand or
a bloodhound, A huge difference.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
A bloodhound, she could ride, that's same.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
What's what's it gonna be better as sniffing? I would
say like a basket hound blood barsol.

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
Police has one, uh that he's not a drug sniffing
dog's people tracker.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Okay, and then we'll go with the We'll go with
the bloodhound.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
Okay, A half on the bloodhounds back.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
This dog has been around since the since the formation
of the of the States, so it is ancients. It
does not need to be written.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
But jump with my little legs.

Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Will you carry me?

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
Please? And he says yes.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
Animal handling. Animal at this point.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Skills animal handling.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
This will be easy, baby dog, take up.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
The fuck inspiration. No, no, I am a ranger. I
am not taking inn that one on. Sucking your hand on.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Anyways, you're half one, oh, okay, two.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
Sixteen, I get a dog.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
The dog even like sort of like does a bow.
It would be my pleasure to let you ride me,
but good boy, and I just baby dog whimpers at
you and kind of like motions like anything.

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
You're not there, cow, so you put them on the
quick jud.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
He sort of like walks outside.

Speaker 6 (01:12:05):
Can I cast comber him languages so I can actually
talk to him and.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
I can't speak with animals on her. I'll do that.
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
What is a baby dog?

Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
Please tell me you're not gonna go back to gym me?

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
And like he walks outside and then he mm hmm,
kid's ginormous. He goes, do you want to arrive? Yes?
Like the size of the truck.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Holy am I seeing this? Are we outside yet?

Speaker 6 (01:12:33):
Baby dog?

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Damn? Mm hmm, that's some junk in the trump dude, fantastic,
that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
But they start tragging him down. What are you gonna do?
You got the skill slaw destiny, Well, I'm not sure
how to find you have a magical sloth? Yeah, my
entire time.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
The reason I let this happen is because I based
your sloth off a lion from Steven Universe. So he's
very like lazy and stuff, but he's very useful when.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
You don't need him to be.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
I'm gonna I'm just like Flash from like I'm I
pictured him as like a giant version of Flash from Zootopia.

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
That works, well, I should probably go and try to
kill us all facts wherever the hell he is, Buddy,
don you got any idea where he'd be?

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
This goes m he's a sloth. Anyways, I'll humble and
you lead the way. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
He starts to move forward and he does his little
ground thing and we'll get back to you in a second.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Who's on, whites anybody taking the truck? You're on? Baby dog,
you're on? Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
I feel like it would be easier for him to
follow them, but I was.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
I'm not trying to tell you what the try.

Speaker 6 (01:14:17):
He can still track us because I'm following.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Yeah, the truck fines he fixed it, so if we want.

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
To keep the truck, I'm saying at that point, I
just put like, put the put the dog in the
vehicle and have him sniff him as we're driving, and
he'd point the way.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
He goes, good idea. So I grabe my booster seat
and I sit in the truck in the front seat
with him driving, and I guess Grady's between us.

Speaker 6 (01:14:42):
Baby dog are in the back, Baby dog, can you
turn back?

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Normal say well, I was gonna take your nlligator Jackson.
I know where he's at. No one ever asked me
well now, sorry, buddy, And the entire time with Jim.
Jim's pretending to be memo. You know things, if people
would just quit thinking that I'm a dumb dog, we're so.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
Cute and your owner's kind of dumb. So that's I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:15:11):
Okay, where's het Bud?

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
He lives in the cave underneath the cemetery.

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
Because he eat children too.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
So another word, when I said the whole time, we
just need to go back.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Nobody likes person destroy the tower. Yeah, so either way,
we had to go back to where nobody likes some
person that says I told you so, damn it. That's
not nice, that's rude.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
It's so it's the fact that I've been right this
whole time. Either way.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
Now he's just gonna brag the whole time, forever, until
eternity or until he fus job.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
I've already started moving.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
I'm still talking.

Speaker 6 (01:15:54):
I'm in the truck.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
I'm still talking. No, he he takes off in the truck.
I guess with the dog and her baby dogs in
the back already. No, no, baby dog, we're still are you.

Speaker 6 (01:16:09):
Not paying any attens in this session?

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Baby dogs?

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Can you teleport us?

Speaker 6 (01:16:16):
I was gonna suggest it before they left, but they
were kind of arguing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Well, me and you can go, we can should we
go ahead and arrive?

Speaker 6 (01:16:23):
Really though, if there's a Lich, I mean, well he's
a Lich. You know he's still want to attack us though, I.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Mean they left us anyways. I could run, but that
sounds like a lot of work and I haven't had breakfast.

Speaker 6 (01:16:40):
I feel like we should give him like ten minutes
and then teleport because I mean, how long is it
going to take them to get back there. Maybe we
could get another hot dog? We got time.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
I love hot dogs. He instantly shrinks and you're just
sort of like tumble baby. Dogs are heat.

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
I realize that, Okay, we'll get another hot dog and
then we'll teleport that we got time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
You walk in.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Jeff said, already had hot dogs. They forgot to teleport, right, Yeah, okay,
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Because they're so incident on that Dann Trump.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Right, so on, you guys, way to the UH cemetery
is anything you do?

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Do?

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
You guys got straight to the cemetery. I'm going straight
to the cemetery, Okay, I.

Speaker 6 (01:17:30):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
I do.

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
I realize that we left Sonia and baby dog. I
feel like, well, we left half our people like, are
we gonna five this?

Speaker 6 (01:17:39):
Lit ourselves?

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
Like she knows teleport So you did?

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
Of you? Because so why didn't we all us?

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
Because during the fucking vision you all were so keen
on driving this fucking vehicle. I don't want to hear
you all bit later.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
It's just really look.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Down in my pocket and I hand and I say here, like,
calm the hell down.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
I saw the future. I know where my held is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Okay, After about ten minutes, Trady.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
Show me U there.

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
He's starting to stir me, show me summon. No, that's
that's the way swet in mind.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
They're about ten minutes. You guys pull into the gates.
You have a baby dog up here. Baby dog's got
another hot dog and your sloth jumps the portal when
you're all at the gates at the same time.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
Yeah, how baby?

Speaker 6 (01:18:41):
Do you feel better? At hell? I'm just looking at
Is he still drunk? Used to get away? Is there
a spell I can use this sober him? I could
have tell aboard all you don't fuck you didn't and
you ignored baby dog.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
I'm giving you a free spell. Slide. You didn't that police,
You're good.

Speaker 6 (01:19:02):
Above table? Is there a spell?

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
I can use to like sober him up.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
What do you have?

Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
I have a cure wounds. I have.

Speaker 6 (01:19:15):
Disease.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Yeah, I got going on.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
I have a healing to hear it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Do you have anything that removes poison, because alcohol is
a poison.

Speaker 11 (01:19:27):
I have as a tech poison. I don't know if
it'll cure it too character any more? Yeah, it just
cast it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Just did they stop filling combos?

Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
If I give him my whiskey?

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
There's like barely any.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
What if what if like I give him my whiskey,
would it then even like to do the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Yeah, it's not gonna cure him. Let me sit your
still broun hemmy, Lynn?

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
What did I do?

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
You never set up your spells?

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
Yes? I did.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
I'm looking at your character sheet right now, and all
you have are first level spells.

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
I have like four level spells, animal friendship, your wounds,
play arrows. He only spirits on Ear's mark invincibility.

Speaker 6 (01:20:27):
So I'm beast.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
Why is it? Let me refresh different character or it
just wasn't loading and when I refreshed you came back.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
Wait.

Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
I don't know what the fuck you're looking at, dude,
But I did what I was supposed to. I did
my homemark DM.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Sorry it wasn't working.

Speaker 6 (01:20:52):
Stupid computer. No, that's not a stupid computer.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Don't mind.

Speaker 6 (01:20:55):
That's actually really nice computer that I got, really lucky
to get.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
So you can just shove some dirt this mouth and
I let it sober a month if you go high
enough on arcana?

Speaker 6 (01:21:04):
Okay, a medicine check?

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Why the hell are the combats not being filled the cheese?
What does that? Mostly fretful? Not enough cheese?

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
What's up with mostly twinkie? And don't creep? Medicine? Medicine
plus four? That's an eleven? Would that do it?

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Yeah, but it doesn't terribly cow.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
Just regular water to wash his mouth out. I was
just trying to sober you up. You fught better when
you're sober.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Sorry, buddy, so bove table.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
You know that in the future he proposed to you
to just keep that in mind. If Cami Lynn went step.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
I'm not saying a word because I don't want him
to feel like he has to do it. So I
love him and I want him to because he's actually
the best man I've ever been with. You say that, no, God, No,
he's an idiot. Well, Tammy Lin probably doesn't think so,
but Laura definitely think so. Anyway, Yeah, I'll just keep
it to myself because I don't want it to feel obligated.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
So I'll just You've also been with disco Jessica. What's
the comedian from West Virginia that that like pow Boy?
I don't remember his name? Have I been on.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
Joe?

Speaker 6 (01:22:37):
Have I also been with fucking Brad Haisley? Because that
would be.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Justice multiple times? You've been with Hank Williams the third
in the first but not the second.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
Well, you all know this area of the best. Where
would be the best place to hide here?

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
In like a cave or something here in.

Speaker 6 (01:23:00):
The cemetery because I cast ability.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
That lives under the cemetery and the children, but I
don't want to go down there.

Speaker 6 (01:23:11):
Or were they just not paying attention?

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
And we learned a lot, baby.

Speaker 6 (01:23:16):
Guys, baby dog said he lives in a cave under
the cemetery. What you guys really need to start paying attention? Well, yeah, yeah,
that paid.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Attention, but he didn't. I wasn't there, and he wasn't there.

Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
I just said that he wasn't there.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Well that's saying I wasn't in anywhere near You were
standing right there beside us.

Speaker 6 (01:23:37):
This was before you left.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Did you have a stroke? The way I play it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Is, if you the person doesn't pay attention, your character
doesn't pay attention. I don't think either you or Dale
had a stroke. Maybe both.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Were still under the like we're still under some morphine effects.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
No, you're good.

Speaker 6 (01:24:03):
Can I cast?

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
Okay? How many of us are there?

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
Me?

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
Do the animals count as creatures? Yes? They do, Yeah,
they would, so Baby Dog in the slough and Grady
would all count. So it'd be one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
Right, more like twenty three? No, no, one hundred and seven?
What because you have all your cats?

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
Yeah, I'll tell the cats to wait in the truck. Okay,
I tell the kiddies to I'll forget. I forgot I
had sixty cats.

Speaker 6 (01:24:43):
Okay, just chill out.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Oh god, I never had.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
How is twenty three like we've got? Okay, baby dog insomnia,
handle the cat?

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
That's what I was referencing.

Speaker 4 (01:24:52):
Okay, okay, so we're gonna we're gonna tell the cats
to wait in the truck.

Speaker 6 (01:24:55):
So then that leaves.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
Callen Sloth, Grady and Dale.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
What are you trying.

Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
I'm trying to do math, which is not my strong
so you don't understand. I have a fourth level invisibility
spell and I have two fourth level spell slots.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
I'll do this.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Since you don't have the spell that we're past invisibility
on everybody. I'll let you use one spell slot and
we'll roll on our COONa check. If you get a
five or lower, you can get two people. Ten or
lower you can get three, fifteen and higher. You can
get as many people as you want.

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
Okay, ten is how many?

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Three? But that bounced out if you can roll.

Speaker 4 (01:25:46):
Up another ten? Okay, so three poa arcana arcana arcnna
just plus one so it will only be eleven on eleven,
so you can pick three people. Okay, all right, So
Timmy's small, so by all means that should mean she's

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light and and my dexterity is pretty high, right you're
a yeah, okay, so I should be able to sneak
pretty well.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
And you got a sneak in and out of houses
when you slept with married man, like oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:26:24):
Okay, okay, okay, I don't think she was that kind
of horror, but okay.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
You specifically said that would not like I have morals.

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
Damn it. I'm not gonna sleep with married man. Maybe
he wasn't married when I s I don't know whatever,
that's not.

Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
I hope.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
So yeah, when I was, I don't think morals.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
She really doesn't, Okay, Okay, So I'm gonna cast it.
The animals should know how to stay silent, because animals
are usually pretty good at that. So I'm gonna cast
the invisibility on cow. Which Cow's also a ranger, so
he has pretty good decks too, Dale and Sonya okay.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
All of a sudden, she casts invisiblity. You guys go invisible.
Baby dog goes. Are we turning to people invisible? Are
we sneaking?

Speaker 6 (01:27:24):
Yes, we're sneaking.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
I already looked at baby dogs, said lead the way.

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
I also cast it. I want to cast like speakable animals,
just like the first love one.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
Baby Dog goes.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
Oh okay, Baby dog makes everybody else invisible and it casts.

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
I need to take my spells all away.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
I know the name of the spell, but I can't
think of it my head right now. Everybody gets a
plus ten the spell for jacks.

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
Oh nice, Okay. So it's like it's like making you quieter, Right,
it's like lightfoot or something like. I don't know I
know what spull you're talking about, though, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
No, Like like I said, no one talks to me.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
I'm sorry, maybe five hundred year old wizard track.

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
I'm so sorry. You look adorable and I hug you
because that just sounds awful.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Well it was awful, But everybody loves all me and
gives me food, so I'm not that torn about it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:18):
Do you want to come live with me? Like, you
can have your own room and stuff. You don't have
to eat dog foodio any want?

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
But what if I wanted to sleep in the bed?
I know it's creepy because my five hundred or a wizard.

Speaker 4 (01:28:30):
Okay, okay, all right, So at this point, I'm just lighting.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
Up another cigar, just waiting for for us to get moving.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
So we're all invisible, We're all sneaky.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
Where still just at the gates. Yeah, maybe dog guys
haven't done anything because there's.

Speaker 6 (01:28:53):
I try to push the gate open.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
We still need Grady to send That's fine, you're pushing
the gate open. Hold on, I'm gonna check.

Speaker 4 (01:29:05):
For traps first, and then I'm gonna try to push the.

Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
Gate up good and didn't Investigation.

Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
Check Investigation twelve not awful, but not horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
Or not great. It's fine. You're definitely pushing over.

Speaker 4 (01:29:28):
Let tone's scared, but I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
You saw what happened to me when I did the gates.
It affected me.

Speaker 4 (01:29:41):
I remember that in this moment. That's the thing. Would
Timmy Lynn remember that in this moment roll history.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
Check you can see I said your DC at fifteen.

Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
Six, I'll go through.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
Okay, nothing happens.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
Maybe short he's not a lich yet he's not. Yeah, okay, okay, yeah,
duh okay. I then tell cal hold on roll me
an investigation check.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
Seventeen.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
So you originally had looked at this place in the future,
and when you were there, originally you asked questions about
what you saw, and you saw a bunch of magic
pulsating through the ground. Wrote an investigation check. The first
time you left, before anything happened, you didn't really sense
any magic or anything this semigration will did. There is

(01:30:45):
no magic, there's no pulse saving energy. So some of
the things you're trying to prep yourself for you can
come to the realization, like huh, the spell that and
his powers knitting here he did this area. It also

(01:31:08):
magically brought this area to life with the entities inside
of it and its defenses, and right now it's defenses.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
To what we're seeing a baby dog.

Speaker 4 (01:31:22):
Why they were doing.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Well, they're really they're really bad people.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
Jim is doing it because he was told that they
were gonna get the the orcs slaughtered. And of course
you know that everyone around here hates orcs. So that's
what he was doing, and a plane the He doesn't
realize it's to do anything with a witch. He knows

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they're being controlled and that a group of people would
get blamed for it, and it would be live streams,
so when repercussions came down the line, the state would
be cleansed of the things they hate and the politicians
will not be blamed for it. I'm guessing from what
I heards from you guys, I will get a jaction

(01:32:11):
just wants to be something about hating gay people.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
I don't know his actions. It's gates open and literally
with your investigation check. The entrance to the cave is
twenty five feet straight from the from the gate.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
I am going to go.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Up to the gates. I mean up not to the gate,
but up to the cave.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
That's what are you doing with the cave?

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
Okay? Like when we I get to the entrance of
the cave and I'm gonna look at baby doll, baby dog?
How deep is this cave?

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
That? Do you know? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Hold on any sniffs, then that when they it gives
you the entire way out of the cave just by smell.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
Okay, Now is it a straight shot? Is there any deeps?
Or is it less than a mile long?

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
It is? It's having psycho catacombs in France. But what
are you trying to do? Just talk to me.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
I was going to flood this whole thing with a tsunami.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
We're all in it.

Speaker 6 (01:33:37):
No, no, we're all outside.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
We're wonderful plan.

Speaker 6 (01:33:43):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
I do want you to know you can do if
you think your character do it? Fine?

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
Oh I can do it? Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
No? No, if your character that's what you need to do.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
It the point that two things, Uh, you don't know
where Memo is and he's an alligator. You're gonna flood
a cave on an alligator.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
But also depending on how long the alligator can breath,
especially if there's any gaps in the cave.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
But it would try to flood feature of the gator race,
as they can breathe underwater.

Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
Okay, Okay, I didn't know. Okay, well, I didn't know
if there was a they can breathe underwater, and.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Gators are always more dangerous underwater than they were ground,
so but you can flood.

Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
It'd say this was more like I didn't know, Like
they could breathe underwater, then that's a great plan. But
that's why it's like not worth it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
And baby dog goes. I smell two people. One of
them smells like an alligator and a lot of ketchup uh,
and the other one smells like didn't your cream and lube?

Speaker 6 (01:35:02):
Grandma?

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
You can talk about me Moll like that. Me and
Moll is an angel, a saint.

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
You would know this definitely, Smith, Except well, only one
thing to do. Let's go. I can take it straight
to the room up lead the way.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
It thinks about five minutes your winding tunnels. As you
get closer, there's this door.

Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
As we're going, I want to try to see if
I can do an insight check on baby dog, have
to see if he might be on Jim Justice's side.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
Okay, perfect you ever want inside trick. I'm not rolling
because he's you're gonna fail this.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
Ten.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
He's not trying to deceive you or anything. So this
is all based on sort of your intelligence. But you're
a ranger. Even if somebody is shape shifted to an
animal above all else, you trust animals.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
Okay, you know that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
Even if somebody is shape shifted, it's different when you're
shape shifted than it is when you're a druid. And
even druids sort of get in the mindset and you
know that dogs are royal. Baby, and he seems really sad,
like no one ever asks his opinion. He's sort of
happy that you guys are following him.

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
He's not lying to you.

Speaker 4 (01:36:31):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
So you get up to this door and it's bright
rabb with some bars on it, and you hear me
mow screaming, meme, moll, what you guys gonna do?

Speaker 5 (01:36:48):
Wait a minute, I'm gonna bummers the doors.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
I don't care hold on.

Speaker 6 (01:36:56):
I put it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:56):
I put it hand on his chest. That's all I reached,
like barely re but I hold my cap. If you
don't want to see what I want to listen closer
to the noises to make sure they're not sex noises.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
Reception check with disadvantage.

Speaker 4 (01:37:20):
Why why disadvantage?

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
I have superhering. I don't want to know.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
I just kind of cover my I don't Disadvantage is
because you're trying to calm him, him down.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
He's screaming me while and he's screams from memo.

Speaker 6 (01:37:32):
So you're.

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
You're twisted in two different directions.

Speaker 4 (01:37:37):
And was it perception?

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
The disavanished.

Speaker 11 (01:37:41):
Night?

Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
They seem like pain screams now with a nineteen it
does you hear a lot of hitting and a lot
of screaming. And there's a good chance at sex. It's
a good chance she's being killed.

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
You'll do we know she's the one beating on you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
What we're in nineteen. I'm not gonna short sail you.
It's probably sex.

Speaker 6 (01:38:12):
Let me let me go in, let me go, let
me go.

Speaker 4 (01:38:18):
And DM if you're okay with it, I'm gonna say
that Granny and I, Mema and I have a friendship.
I'm a little older than cal.

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
I've done while that's what she's saying.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
Probably have you watched only fans?

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
But yeah, probably, Yeah, I'm gonna say we have a
code word for when one of us is coming in
with like when Cal is around that way, like we
know to like shut some ship down. You know what
I'm saying, because Cal honestly obviously thinks that his grandmother

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is a sweet angel who has never had sex ever
in her life yet. Appropriation and that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:39:01):
I'm gonna say our code word, which I'm gonna say
is yees sas prass Actually sounds really good. I'most say
sass the brass. Uh Nadie or what was her name?
Was her real name?

Speaker 6 (01:39:12):
I can't remember what her real name was.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
Ime is Helen, Helen?

Speaker 4 (01:39:17):
It was Helen. Okay, sas the prass, Helen. I'm coming in.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
And our cover no response?

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
She wearing a ball? Are you opening the door?

Speaker 6 (01:39:30):
I'm opening the door at this point.

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
Okay, are you gonna open it slow? Are you gonna
sort of peak? Or you just full of flake?

Speaker 6 (01:39:37):
Well I've already blew my cover, so I'm just gonna
fucking sprint.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
I'm just gonna go for it as you swing open
the door, me BALLU is in a she.

Speaker 6 (01:39:49):
Want to say Andrew's cross or she in a stock ape.

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
She's in a stock age.

Speaker 4 (01:39:54):
But if she enjoyed her time in the stock age. Okay, okay,
and uh.

Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
You don't see anybody else in the room. Uh, but
she is still screaming like she's in pain but enjoying
the pain.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
She's kind of moving. You don't see anybody else, and
she's fully it looks like she's full of clothes.

Speaker 6 (01:40:21):
I am going.

Speaker 4 (01:40:24):
To see if I can detect any magic in.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
The order go for it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
Are you using detect magic?

Speaker 4 (01:40:29):
No, just like a perception. Do I have to take magic?
I have like detect poison and stuff and detector do
my poor fortune? I don't see I know you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
Okay, roll connor r conna.

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
I don't know why I thought perception but works.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
I'm skipping that because I don't like othor of it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
It's hilarious how it goes to the one song that
has words and it's just a lady kind of motor.

Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
Sure it can't be perception positive.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
You're checking for magic.

Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
I have a plus fourteen to present it only plus one,
so a three total.

Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
Yeah, roll again, I'll give you a free inspiration. Oh
ten ten, Uh, there's definitely magic. What you're actually seeing
is a projection of a video's actually there, not in

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this room or in where you're at, and maybe dog
sort of walks through the illusion and starts to like.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
Call out a bookshelf and then go late. Everybody can
understand me. They're behind here.

Speaker 4 (01:42:00):
Is a soundproof?

Speaker 6 (01:42:01):
Did she hear me say sass surpress?

Speaker 1 (01:42:03):
Surely matt one on her reception check.

Speaker 4 (01:42:07):
Oh, in that case, I am going to stealthily. I'm
still in the lead because I don't want cow to
be scarred.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
Well, all the sex you heard was the video, So
you unless you still think I making.

Speaker 4 (01:42:21):
A comment of like he didn't even pick a good
video from only fans, You picked a kind of the
dumb one.

Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
Close your eyes and let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
Cal I'm just gonna be straight with you. Your memm
is a grown woman. She can have sex when she wants,
but it doesn't make her anybody less of a person.
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:42:41):
If you don't want to see her, get close your
eyes and.

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
Shut the hell out the damn raccoon he s on
you can you pull one of those books like I
can't read which one is it? It's the red one. Now.
Funny thing about the bookshelf, it's all blue books.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Except for one red because I don't even have to
detect magic. That's just kind of obvious.

Speaker 6 (01:43:02):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
The doors signs and do you see Alligator Jackson eating spaghetti?

Speaker 4 (01:43:15):
Which did e Jackson hear me say?

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
Sass, nobody heard you.

Speaker 10 (01:43:23):
Let's just turn into a wizard of They're like, it's
a completely dark room. There's one table in the middle.
They're looking at each other. You're still invisible this room
with soundproof. But you guys probably don't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
But they're eating spaghetti by like floating little candle lights. Yes,
you hear me? While go so you're you're saying, just
just in a little bit, and you got a special
gift for me. Oh it's so sweet. I haven't been
married again.

Speaker 4 (01:43:56):
And uninvisible myself because I'm a I mean, I can
do that. And I say, no, Helen, no.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
But if you drop concentration, you drop it on everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:44:06):
I didn't cast it on everybody?

Speaker 1 (01:44:07):
He did?

Speaker 4 (01:44:08):
Or baby don't?

Speaker 3 (01:44:08):
Did you know you cast it on us? And baby
dog casts it on everybody else?

Speaker 4 (01:44:15):
Oh, my bad ship. But I didn't cast it on myself.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
I mean you cast it on yourself, yes.

Speaker 4 (01:44:23):
But I did not choose myself I chose three other people.
I chose three other people because I had high desterity.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
And baby dog, because then everybody else will be just uninvisible.

Speaker 4 (01:44:38):
Me Willy Quick, you're a five hunders, You're a wizard.
You're awesome. Come on.

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
To another one, all story to tell the other.

Speaker 4 (01:44:55):
Cock.

Speaker 1 (01:44:56):
He drops in visibility and just you sasuppressed fast press.

Speaker 3 (01:45:01):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:45:01):
He's not a good guy. He's not a good guy.
He's a lich or. He's gonna try to be he's
gonna spell it. He's controlling the brains of the orcs.
And you know I hate orcs, so I never take
home for them. He's a bad guy. He's a bad guy.
Why do you think he's the only man in this town?

(01:45:23):
I haven't actually fucking slept with other than yours.

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
I thought to be out of respect for Grammy.

Speaker 6 (01:45:33):
We share all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:45:34):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:45:35):
When you start pointing, When you start pointing all these
things about him, he runs forward with a fork towards
me Mo's throat and he's gonna but I'm gonna give
everybody one chance to try to do something. But you're

(01:45:56):
gonna have to beat his road to hit.

Speaker 3 (01:46:00):
I was gonna cast heat metal on this on the.

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
Shield would make him miss uh automatically because that raises
the A C by two. Yeah, I was gonna and
me moll has an AC seventeen.

Speaker 4 (01:46:13):
So what the hell is mem other than human?

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
Oh, she's wearing a chain meilt nightgown.

Speaker 4 (01:46:20):
Interstic move.

Speaker 2 (01:46:23):
Yeah, it's it's mythrill motrically weaved into the fabric.

Speaker 3 (01:46:29):
It's a mythrial. It's my movie.

Speaker 1 (01:46:33):
I watched the girl have one the other day on TikTok.
That's sort of why I had the idea.

Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
Now, now, Mabra, I know you said it was like
a it's like a move.

Speaker 1 (01:46:44):
That automatically.

Speaker 4 (01:46:45):
But my brain went to Helen in like chain mail lingerie,
and I was a little bit scarred.

Speaker 1 (01:46:51):
It's probably underneath the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:46:54):
She's got dragon scale lingerie. Out of THEO you can
heat metal.

Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
That's fine. I was gonna do that to the UH.
I think it's two D six damwich.

Speaker 3 (01:47:04):
I might be wrong, well, depending on what level it is.

Speaker 4 (01:47:08):
Wait, her AC is seventeen?

Speaker 6 (01:47:10):
What is her HP?

Speaker 1 (01:47:13):
Dude? You don't know, you don't you know what class?
That made me more?

Speaker 3 (01:47:19):
Where is man?

Speaker 4 (01:47:21):
Is she a class or she's just a normal fucking woman.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
I got bored and that made me mall class the
first day.

Speaker 3 (01:47:26):
It's a level two paladin.

Speaker 1 (01:47:29):
It's too nice, okay, her oath is to take care
of cal.

Speaker 4 (01:47:33):
Oh nice, Okay, I like it and that is very
hell in like six as we know the woman who
inspired me on six damage.

Speaker 3 (01:47:43):
Now that that's still considered a spell attack.

Speaker 4 (01:47:45):
Those ah D eights look like two triangles put together.

Speaker 1 (01:47:53):
But you're you're good because this is a you're not well?
Can you have one action each as this happens.

Speaker 3 (01:48:01):
Well, then roll the D eight. Then that is fifteen
with a spell attack plus nine.

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
So the plus nine is to well, actually I think
it would just you shouldn't add anything with heat Metal.

Speaker 4 (01:48:18):
But I'll double check you that single look that would
be a plus nine to the hit right to the
hit roll.

Speaker 2 (01:48:25):
I don't know if the new Heat Metal does a
hit roll or not, because it used to just be
a save.

Speaker 3 (01:48:34):
The save is yeah, because the says like the modifiers
plus four, spell attack is plus nine and save DC
is like seventeen.

Speaker 1 (01:48:48):
Yeah, I'm pulling look at it for you. Yeah, Sometimes,
especially when you're mid learning, you've never played.

Speaker 3 (01:48:55):
The choose a manufacturer metal objects such as Metal Weapon,
Cudi armer uh any any creature.

Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
I guess I'm looking at it. I gotta I got
a question for you. Where do you see spell attack?
Because when you look at heat metal.

Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
Well, no, no, no, no, it's like no, it's at
the very top of like where it's a spell.

Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
So that's if you're rolling the hit.

Speaker 2 (01:49:16):
The cool thing with DND beyond is if you look
at heat metal, it just says it's a con save
of seventeen to two the eight.

Speaker 1 (01:49:24):
But if you look at let me see one of
your spells that roll the kids, you.

Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
Look at guiding Bold, you'll see it automatically adds that
plus nine.

Speaker 1 (01:49:32):
Okay, okay, he automatically say fails to save.

Speaker 3 (01:49:37):
Because fifteen damage.

Speaker 1 (01:49:40):
He drops the fork. I'll dare you guys coming to
my house if you fuck up all my plans, you're
an asshole. Why do you have baby dog.

Speaker 6 (01:49:51):
On him? He's my roommate.

Speaker 4 (01:49:54):
If you want to no, I don't, actually no, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:49:59):
In your hand, it shakes and vibrates and starts to glow. Well,
I don't know if it's in your hand, on your back,
or wherever you put it. It's in my sack. Is
it your sack or it had a kick ass scalbard.
So okay, the scar I put this, put the scabbard
on the beside that. Yeah, you like, No, it looks
like a regular sword scabbard. But the moment you pull

(01:50:20):
out is.

Speaker 2 (01:50:22):
A modified guitar case that has a bunch of band
stickers on bandstickers on it, and there's an album half
sticking out of kid.

Speaker 4 (01:50:33):
Rocks and some of my kiddies with some beast.

Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
That's what I do, And so everyone rolled for Initiative.

Speaker 3 (01:50:48):
Eighteen fourteen thirteen.

Speaker 6 (01:50:59):
A short.

Speaker 4 (01:51:03):
I should have brought my lap desk yet it has
a cup holder. I bought a lap desk today that
literally has a cup holder. It's wier.

Speaker 1 (01:51:13):
It's in the car.

Speaker 3 (01:51:14):
I forgot it.

Speaker 6 (01:51:17):
I made a joke.

Speaker 4 (01:51:17):
I was gonna bring it in because I always sit
in this chair and like then I have to like
reach up to get to the table.

Speaker 1 (01:51:22):
I'm not allowed to set in the chair anymore. Keep
broken again, that means too, I was just it broke.

Speaker 4 (01:51:31):
Yeah, sometimes that happens.

Speaker 1 (01:51:32):
Well, when you're nine hundred pounds it happened. That is
not true.

Speaker 4 (01:51:36):
Okay, you have lost like what one hundred and fifty
pounds since you found out you were diabetic.

Speaker 3 (01:51:41):
Don't even knock that, dude, you actually have, Jeff, like,
I've seen you much bigger who You've lost a lot
of ways. As dude, I got an eighteen.

Speaker 4 (01:51:53):
I'm gonna throw my shoe at you.

Speaker 1 (01:51:54):
Would you get allowed since he was before you?

Speaker 4 (01:52:00):
You know, I don't care? Okay, off the record, Pat
Ford recording, Never mind, I'll talk to you later, Jeff,
Jeff forgot to take his depression as I don't know
how many days.

Speaker 1 (01:52:14):
Okays.

Speaker 2 (01:52:16):
First, Memo takes off one of her slippers and it
starts to nervous when Memo takes off.

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
No, she's a Southern.

Speaker 3 (01:52:29):
Fok.

Speaker 1 (01:52:31):
She's a Southern me.

Speaker 2 (01:52:33):
It's either gonna be a frying pan or a slipper
or a switch, and a frying pan and a switcher
nowhere near you.

Speaker 1 (01:52:39):
So it's a slipper.

Speaker 6 (01:52:42):
What's hers?

Speaker 1 (01:52:45):
That is her paladin weapon? It radiates energy. She gets
a NAT twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:52:53):
Oh god, she's sitting alligator Jess.

Speaker 1 (01:53:00):
Powerful the fork and she's true and she's going seven
takes twelve damage and then she's gonna do a fifth
level smite.

Speaker 4 (01:53:19):
Damn graf.

Speaker 2 (01:53:23):
Much side of the head and then how old strikes
him kind of like falls backwards.

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
She's powerful.

Speaker 2 (01:53:33):
He took forty three points a damage. She looks kind
of rough. Don't you ever try to stab me at
the fucking fork unless I ask you to.

Speaker 1 (01:53:46):
Hell, I'm just like me.

Speaker 3 (01:53:49):
All Oh, let's see here. What is Alligator Jackson wearing.

Speaker 1 (01:53:57):
He's wearing the same thing he saw him where early.
I didn't just like his jeans and his T shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:54:04):
Okay, well, I don't even address up for a date.

Speaker 4 (01:54:07):
What kind of domb are you?

Speaker 1 (01:54:08):
I mean, she's wearing that.

Speaker 4 (01:54:13):
Yeah, but it's a chain ail nightcoup. She puts some
fucking effort into a dude, Like, put some fucking effort
into your dates.

Speaker 1 (01:54:18):
Man, I'm gonna I'm gonna call lightning on him.

Speaker 2 (01:54:23):
Go for it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:26):
Let's see, I'll let the computer decide what the the
damage would be.

Speaker 1 (01:54:33):
Twenty seven and the heads is a decks of seventeen.
It's a deck save.

Speaker 4 (01:54:43):
The motion activated light. That breaks me out because I've
never seen that anywhere but an actual like like, I've
never seen that in an.

Speaker 1 (01:54:49):
Actual home before. Yeah, out of me.

Speaker 4 (01:54:52):
Honestly, I kind of love it because that means it
would go off on its own.

Speaker 1 (01:54:56):
It goes off on its own all the time. You
rolled your just sitting here, and then I'll just turn
on what did a ghost walk across?

Speaker 7 (01:55:06):
What's uh not that you want that? So it's fourteen
and he's got resistance to that. So if he takes
seven sand, oh, he has resistance to lightning.

Speaker 1 (01:55:21):
Yeah, okay, that just make that's why you didn't take
as much game.

Speaker 2 (01:55:24):
Okay, but he also passed the saving first ye and
then yeah, you're gonna do anything bonus action wires?

Speaker 3 (01:55:34):
Uh? I will how close am I to him?

Speaker 2 (01:55:41):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:55:41):
Where what right up against him? I am going to
I have a little a little thing that I want
to use.

Speaker 1 (01:55:52):
Then, and it's called pocket sand. You can use pocket
sand as a bonus action.

Speaker 3 (01:55:59):
Gladly you let me see if I can find it,
because I actually kind of what does pakistan?

Speaker 1 (01:56:03):
Again?

Speaker 3 (01:56:04):
It's something it's something I kind of made myself, which
I thought was they jumping in joy.

Speaker 1 (01:56:09):
And I made it and gave it to him when
he was at the gas station. But what is it?

Speaker 3 (01:56:13):
Like, I'm trying to find it, like what does it do?
So it is a I mean, god, where the hell?
Okay is it?

Speaker 4 (01:56:21):
Like for us and darkness power.

Speaker 3 (01:56:24):
No, no, it's it's no, it's legit as it is.
It's a hand, it's a little bag of saying that
I carry with me and throw. I throw into enemy's eyes.
And so they must make They must be the deck dex.

Speaker 1 (01:56:38):
Seventeen saving throw.

Speaker 3 (01:56:39):
If they get affected, they are blinded and take one
D four of damage each turn until they are able
to pass the saving throw on their turn. Dammit, they
still get sand in his face.

Speaker 6 (01:56:56):
Face because you're an asshole.

Speaker 1 (01:57:00):
Cow. Sure, Okay, I'm gonna cast.

Speaker 3 (01:57:06):
In the process of it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:09):
You're gonna cast and not use your badass. I have
two actions I have been waiting this whole time to
use that. I'm gonna cast a guardian of nature. It's
all myself.

Speaker 5 (01:57:23):
It's a buff for myself, and so be steel for
covers my body and my facial features become a viral.

Speaker 1 (01:57:33):
Yeah. Soga in the bedroom.

Speaker 5 (01:57:40):
Gained dark vision with twere twenty feet that makes straight
make the tackles with advantage.

Speaker 1 (01:57:44):
My mainly weapon attacks doing extra one D six.

Speaker 2 (01:57:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:57:49):
And then I'm gonna pull out the skill solve destiny
and lung jets starts automatic baby rod It ahead advantage
because you.

Speaker 6 (01:58:01):
And you get plus ten?

Speaker 1 (01:58:03):
Yeah, what that twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:58:07):
Do you only have one set of dice?

Speaker 6 (01:58:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:58:10):
Oh god, two thirteen? That hits well, it.

Speaker 4 (01:58:17):
Would because he's only wearing a T shirt and he
gets a plus ten.

Speaker 1 (01:58:20):
Yeah, so it's twenty three twenty third.

Speaker 4 (01:58:24):
But it was a three.

Speaker 1 (01:58:26):
It was plus thirteen.

Speaker 4 (01:58:28):
It looked like a three.

Speaker 1 (01:58:29):
It was thirteen. There was two. That one was two.
Roll me the one hundred would see what the odds
are of you in stick killing him? Which one?

Speaker 4 (01:58:37):
This one, this one and this one? Okay, so the
one with the two numbers, that's going to be your
first number.

Speaker 1 (01:58:44):
So thirty five, so sure, roll me some damage?

Speaker 4 (01:58:50):
How much damage?

Speaker 1 (01:58:51):
Was five twelve? And then another D six, five.

Speaker 4 (01:58:54):
D twelve and then a D six. These twelves are
soccer ball with the ones, and hold on, I got
another one. I got I'm a dice gobbling like my husband.
There's another one?

Speaker 1 (01:59:11):
Alay, then these six? Is this one here?

Speaker 6 (01:59:13):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (01:59:14):
That one just was a normal bike. Oh you could
well this the twelve terrible?

Speaker 3 (01:59:20):
Well, they're planning on one of brothers is planning on
tearing down building one thirty one.

Speaker 1 (01:59:27):
Yeah, yeah, for years?

Speaker 3 (01:59:30):
Oh where they like, were looney tuns just created and
everybody like.

Speaker 1 (01:59:37):
Services. Yeah, okay, so you go to twelve fifteen eleven
plus twelve plus ten plus five plus two plus three?

Speaker 4 (01:59:47):
Hold on, what was it? Eleven plus twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:59:51):
Plus ten plus five plus two plus three.

Speaker 4 (01:59:57):
Forty three?

Speaker 1 (01:59:59):
M You tear into the chainsaw, gets stuck part way,
and you rip it out. He looks pretty bad. He's alive,
but yeah, uh, a fucking chainsaw.

Speaker 4 (02:00:13):
You're an asshole. I wouldna keep saying it every time
he gets hit and he starts eating what.

Speaker 1 (02:00:19):
And be like, real though, that's a nice looking chainsaw
diamond and gold plate, but it's just kind of squirting
out of the wound.

Speaker 4 (02:00:30):
I I just I just say walk it off, but
not in a like a healing like.

Speaker 6 (02:00:33):
I'm not I'm not like sending babing energy. I'm just
saying to be an.

Speaker 1 (02:00:38):
Ass So that was your action about his action? Tammy?

Speaker 6 (02:00:42):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:00:43):
Tammy also gets to action Tammy cats. Tammy already has summoned. No,
I've summoned the cats before. You called an isiative.

Speaker 1 (02:00:54):
Yeah, ok.

Speaker 4 (02:00:56):
Uh, So Tammy has a little pin called a an
anul of what is it? Hold on the gold canary?
Figure in a war wondrous power? How big is it?

Speaker 6 (02:01:08):
Through I'm gonnay? Is it not big enough?

Speaker 1 (02:01:12):
Brand? Darna?

Speaker 4 (02:01:12):
Okay, So I'm gonna use my cats to do a
swarm of kiddies the kitty Tornado. And I can't remember
how that works because I lost the paper that you
give me.

Speaker 1 (02:01:23):
You had the other copy, So why.

Speaker 4 (02:01:25):
Didn't even take a picture of that?

Speaker 1 (02:01:27):
Why did you?

Speaker 3 (02:01:28):
Pa?

Speaker 6 (02:01:30):
I'm an idiot. You know I have ADHD and I.

Speaker 1 (02:01:33):
Know how the spell works. You'd hit me too.

Speaker 2 (02:01:38):
All the kitty cats do AoE damage, so Memo is
right next up. They would have to do a normal
attack number.

Speaker 4 (02:01:46):
Do the kiddies do the hairballs or did Dan do
the hairballs?

Speaker 1 (02:01:49):
I can't remember they do the hairballs, but they could
also Hito.

Speaker 4 (02:01:54):
Okay, we're gonna leave the gold Canary alone. Then I'm
gonna take out my shotgun. Uh and I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (02:02:02):
Also you could have hit me. Yeah, well at this
point you.

Speaker 4 (02:02:06):
Be collateral damage because Timmy doesn't really like her actions.
That's what I want. Uh Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna
aim at him with my shotgun and I get a
fourteen uh no twenty one? Sorry, take it. So that
is one D two D eight plus seven. Okay, hold on,

(02:02:28):
let's hold that because I don't want to do it.
Ah nine.

Speaker 1 (02:02:35):
At him.

Speaker 4 (02:02:37):
As whole, and I cack it again and I aim
again a fourteen that misses about you said he's twenty three? Okay, uh,

(02:02:58):
and then I have a bonus action alien hallahead.

Speaker 1 (02:03:00):
Do you miss with a shotgun? Yeah? The blast sort of.
She wasn't ready for the recoil, so.

Speaker 4 (02:03:10):
I'm small, damn it.

Speaker 3 (02:03:12):
I wouldn't even say that. She's a halfling, right, yeah. Yeah,
So at that point she takes a shot and it
just shoots her back twenty feet.

Speaker 2 (02:03:20):
She's pretty sturdy. She's been doing it for a while.
It's a second recoil in a row. She just wasn't
ready for it.

Speaker 4 (02:03:27):
I'm looking for a bonus action spell. I'm looking to
see what I got.

Speaker 2 (02:03:31):
The bonus action was using a shotgun the second half
two attacks call would also have two attacks.

Speaker 1 (02:03:43):
I forgot. He just won in a spell.

Speaker 4 (02:03:48):
I thought the buff count is an action because it
says two actions.

Speaker 1 (02:03:50):
Why she does that? Just roll a deep clinning eight.
They would have missed anyway.

Speaker 4 (02:04:01):
So I'm gonna cast Hunter's mark on him.

Speaker 1 (02:04:05):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 4 (02:04:07):
Uh no, I said, no, I don't. I'm meant to.

Speaker 6 (02:04:09):
I was looking at the wrong spell, so I didn't
do it.

Speaker 4 (02:04:14):
So you imaginally mark one creature within you see within
range as your quarry until the spell ends, you deal
an extra one D six fourth damage. So does that
count for anybody in my party?

Speaker 1 (02:04:24):
You're just before you get back?

Speaker 4 (02:04:29):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (02:04:34):
Ten?

Speaker 4 (02:04:36):
Okay? So yeah, he's yeah, he's hunters mark marked.

Speaker 2 (02:04:43):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:04:44):
And it's it's a concentration spell. So I'm guessing I'm
gonna have to like keep like roll concept like okay,
only if I take that much.

Speaker 6 (02:04:52):
Yeah, I'm gonna cast because I'm just sleep.

Speaker 2 (02:04:59):
Hey, baby dog is gonna rub his head against here,
and you get a plus tense to your pack row.

Speaker 1 (02:05:10):
Is an attack roll or is it a save?

Speaker 6 (02:05:12):
It's uh would be your wisdom safe?

Speaker 4 (02:05:14):
Oh yeah yeah, and then he gets disadvantaged.

Speaker 3 (02:05:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:05:17):
Yeah, you can get your disadvantage well with a NAT one.
He's asleep, so you're pinning him to sleep. Roll me

(02:05:37):
a D one hundred. Wanna see? Uh, this is the
luck of luck? Roll so high would be good. Fifty
Did you roll the other one?

Speaker 4 (02:05:50):
You roll the dchim with it to get your second number.

Speaker 1 (02:05:53):
Oh you do? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:05:54):
Yeah, so just kept keep the fifty and roll the
other one.

Speaker 6 (02:05:56):
Yeah, fifty three.

Speaker 4 (02:06:00):
M it's a fifty three.

Speaker 1 (02:06:02):
And I know you heard. Sorry.

Speaker 3 (02:06:06):
Senate has voted to overturn the rule capping bank fees at.

Speaker 1 (02:06:09):
Top dollars, which Senate say, Senate, okay, I guess the
words these. Sonya head of tails tells, mhm.

Speaker 4 (02:06:29):
H m hm.

Speaker 2 (02:06:33):
Tails high Alligator Jackson falls asleep. The fork that he
had dropped. He lands directly on right in his jugular
because he only had five hit points left, So the.

Speaker 1 (02:06:48):
Fork goes through an alligator. Jackson leeds out on the
floor in front of him. You get the killing blow
we're putting into sleep.

Speaker 4 (02:06:58):
Nice way to go, Sonia.

Speaker 1 (02:07:02):
You know, son of a bitch trying to stab me
with a ford.

Speaker 6 (02:07:06):
Looks like you got some caramel on that.

Speaker 1 (02:07:09):
Also, why are you guys interrupted my day?

Speaker 4 (02:07:13):
I told you he's a bad guy. Dude, Like, didn't
you hear me?

Speaker 1 (02:07:18):
I mean yeah, but you talk a lot. You know
that I turned my hearing. Ain't down whenever you're around.

Speaker 4 (02:07:26):
Yes, but I am your friend. I was your friend
before cal came A long oh, she was. I've been
your friend for a long time, Helen. I'm not gonna
let you be used by people.

Speaker 6 (02:07:42):
I'm just not.

Speaker 4 (02:07:44):
How many times I told you to make cow pay rent?
How many times? Even though I love him, he needs
to he needs to pay his.

Speaker 1 (02:07:50):
Way on your hand.

Speaker 2 (02:07:54):
Yes, the little baby dog, little fuck little French footd
dog walks up to you and goes, can I borrow that?

Speaker 1 (02:08:01):
And that opens his mouth for what? Please? No, this
is my wondrous artifact. I'll give it right back, I from.
I don't want to leave you. Give it to the dog.
He'll no hands, that can be arranged. Let it.

Speaker 6 (02:08:19):
Let him have it for a minute.

Speaker 2 (02:08:20):
You give me a wisdom safe with disadvantage.

Speaker 6 (02:08:27):
I rub my boobies on him.

Speaker 1 (02:08:30):
And tell him just let him have it for a minute,
because friendship on you. So you really like baby dog
for the next few minutes, hold on, you really really like.

Speaker 4 (02:08:44):
If if you let baby dog borrow the saw for
a minute, me and you'll find a room.

Speaker 6 (02:08:53):
Watch him.

Speaker 1 (02:08:55):
So it was like eight, still feels like he's fifteen.
I am trying his best friends. She had to offer
sex to give the dog a chain saw. Just hold on,
remember Charlie three sessions.

Speaker 6 (02:09:16):
You're trying.

Speaker 3 (02:09:18):
You ruined the other sessions to get sucked in the
one time you can't get fired.

Speaker 1 (02:09:24):
I'm just saying, if I've got any kind of.

Speaker 4 (02:09:26):
Like he's been telling Jeff, Joe was playing with him
and he was saying that he was gonna block tell
this whole session, and.

Speaker 6 (02:09:36):
He's like, don't you do it.

Speaker 1 (02:09:37):
I've been trying to get hold on. Just hold on
a second. It's at table. I'm taking a stand. You
felled the friendship, you felt the same he's your.

Speaker 3 (02:09:51):
Friend for.

Speaker 6 (02:09:57):
Is an imaginary check sawt are you still isn't?

Speaker 1 (02:10:00):
But why would I give this dog, this wondrous artifact?

Speaker 3 (02:10:06):
Have no choice but to give it to him?

Speaker 6 (02:10:08):
You will do what he says?

Speaker 4 (02:10:11):
Right?

Speaker 6 (02:10:11):
Friendship is like Charmed Right, you do what they asked
because you love them and you.

Speaker 4 (02:10:15):
Want to do what they said.

Speaker 1 (02:10:17):
Can I dispell magic?

Speaker 4 (02:10:20):
No, you have You would have no desire to.

Speaker 1 (02:10:22):
Yeah, you won't have a desire to dispel your friendship.

Speaker 2 (02:10:25):
Now afterwards, you're gonna know what he did, and you
really pissed, But at the moment you don't know he
has spell.

Speaker 1 (02:10:30):
Chop your day off, shout you get a baby Dogs.
You put the chainsaw on Baby Dogs. Now reluctantly, he.

Speaker 2 (02:10:40):
Walks over Alligator Jackson and he just chops his head
off with a chainsaw, and it just like brings the
chainsaw back and gives it to you.

Speaker 1 (02:10:50):
Sorry, none of you thought the double tap. Well, since
his dad, what are we gonna do this Alligator Bobby.

Speaker 3 (02:10:58):
Well, I'm taking it. I'm gonna take it and collect
the bounty on it. You guys can have a cut, you.

Speaker 1 (02:11:04):
Can collect what he's but love and love with celebrity. Yeah,
the hell you talking about? Everybody loves him?

Speaker 3 (02:11:13):
He got you guys seem to forgot. I'm not from here.

Speaker 1 (02:11:22):
You know what I've had about enough of this rankon.

Speaker 6 (02:11:25):
How did you not know it was him at first?

Speaker 1 (02:11:28):
Can I attacking him? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:11:30):
Absolutely enough this cane so you get to go first,
and then one can roll in this ship roll to
see if you hit.

Speaker 1 (02:11:36):
His ac he's using. I'm using the song to just
make sure to roll a six or more. Yeah, that's
a that's a fucking gnat one.

Speaker 6 (02:11:50):
I'll give you mine.

Speaker 1 (02:11:54):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (02:11:56):
I'm gonna and slowly to the other side and grab baby.

Speaker 3 (02:11:58):
Dog too, don't I have been waiting.

Speaker 4 (02:12:02):
I'll give him mine.

Speaker 6 (02:12:03):
I'll give him mine.

Speaker 4 (02:12:05):
I don't care, I'll do it worthy something. This is
what this what's been doing? Okay today for me anyway,
it's new six six.

Speaker 1 (02:12:15):
Just does it. Six hits is as the sixteen marmor
is sixteen.

Speaker 2 (02:12:22):
Should do me a favor before you roll your five
D twelve damage roll me at the one hundred's see
if if effect is in this one.

Speaker 1 (02:12:37):
Yeah, just skill sol destiny.

Speaker 3 (02:12:41):
One, saying as the action kind of heat metal.

Speaker 4 (02:12:48):
Surfe.

Speaker 1 (02:12:51):
Yeah, so you don't automatically kill five world.

Speaker 4 (02:12:58):
Don't lose my dice. This one's one of my game dice.

Speaker 5 (02:13:07):
And then, uh, I'm still Guardian of nature, so I
get these six that's a D four advance.

Speaker 1 (02:13:13):
You had an advantage on me back anyways though, Oh yeah, okay,
forgot about that.

Speaker 4 (02:13:19):
Oh so then I didn't have to give you my inspiration, no,
because he had advantage and then he used his own inspiration.

Speaker 1 (02:13:25):
Oh yeah, good point. Let's see. Thank you for keeping
me honest. Eight nine, nine four five.

Speaker 4 (02:13:36):
One okay, so five and five is ten, nine and
nine is eighteen, So that's twenty eight plus eight thirty six.

Speaker 2 (02:13:47):
You pay thirty six before we roll an initiative. You
get to do something to him. Now, if you're gonna
do heat metal.

Speaker 1 (02:13:55):
Well, I say this, it's your favorite spell. I will
tell you.

Speaker 2 (02:14:00):
It's faded with golden diamond and the handle was diamond.
The gold was like the trim around and so you're
not going to really be able to eat the parts
that would damage him.

Speaker 1 (02:14:17):
Let me see, I get two actions there. This was
a surprise. But you can do your two attacks after.

Speaker 6 (02:14:25):
You roll initiative and see whom just to hit again
the big.

Speaker 1 (02:14:31):
Big things.

Speaker 3 (02:14:34):
Also, it's the size of this room.

Speaker 1 (02:14:36):
Okay, just a little small romantic.

Speaker 4 (02:14:41):
Candle dinner, so idiot spaghetti or candlelid dinner.

Speaker 1 (02:14:49):
You would have got a kissed. They're also going to
review his uncooking on the show.

Speaker 4 (02:14:54):
Well, in my opinion, if a man wants to fluck,
he needs to dress a little bit better than Jean's
and a T shirt, especially if you're considering to be
a dom Like that's not how Dom's dress. You haven't
as I think she's a switch. Okay, I think she's
a switch.

Speaker 1 (02:15:15):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 4 (02:15:17):
She had to take care of everybody all her life.
She wants to be taken care of occasionally. Okay, I
get that.

Speaker 1 (02:15:24):
I don't know about. That is a strong independent.

Speaker 3 (02:15:29):
I will take out I will take out my spear
of a crusoer and I will cast sunbeam.

Speaker 1 (02:15:47):
Your sphere of helios Heliod. I would cast sunbeam.

Speaker 3 (02:15:56):
And it will deal.

Speaker 1 (02:15:59):
I need you to roll a constitution constitutions savings.

Speaker 4 (02:16:05):
So you go to the ability saves and census m
you should help a little. Yeah, so it constitution No
up down here the saves.

Speaker 1 (02:16:20):
Before you do that, you said earlier, I want to
get a plus one on because.

Speaker 2 (02:16:30):
The only way to use this is if you're a
devoted follower to the god Helioid or to the Sun,
to the god Helioid.

Speaker 1 (02:16:41):
That is the only way. If you're a worshiper of
that's D twenty. If you're a worship of Helioid gaining
all the benefits of.

Speaker 12 (02:16:50):
The spear, and you pretty much stated there wasn't a
god that you followed, so you wouldn't be able to
use the properties of a spear, you'd be able to.

Speaker 1 (02:17:02):
Just use it as a spear. Then what I'm gonna
do is.

Speaker 2 (02:17:06):
Because this is a because you added at your inventory
and I was like, whatever, I would probably say use
your vocal sword, but that is an artifact weapon given
by God.

Speaker 1 (02:17:17):
So it's got very specific things in order to use it.
And where you told me that there wasn't a guy
that you worshiped, I just had to keep you in
canon with your character, so you're it would just be
a spear that you maybe took off somebody.

Speaker 3 (02:17:30):
No, then I'm gonna summon Elemental. I'll just do that,
and I will get a elemental spirits.

Speaker 2 (02:17:42):
That's gonna fight me for you fight with him with them,
you just always forget what the me he's gonna attack.

Speaker 1 (02:17:54):
Let's slaves see in the cave with us. He's just
under damn you, I'm wherever won't.

Speaker 4 (02:18:00):
Yeah, you can summon him. He's your he's your familiar, right,
and I think rangers familiar.

Speaker 1 (02:18:06):
Like yeah, whatever, cool, But I'm also the rule of
following your character. And because of that item, and you
say you didn't really follow a.

Speaker 3 (02:18:15):
God even though all like I've talked to plenty of
gods follow.

Speaker 1 (02:18:21):
Them, follow them. Yeah, you said you really didn't like them,
he hat them.

Speaker 3 (02:18:29):
So I'll summon Elemental at a fifth level.

Speaker 2 (02:18:44):
I'll let him go ahead and attack this turn you
don't have to wait, So pull up your stab block
for elemental.

Speaker 1 (02:18:53):
Let's see here, you're on D and B beyond it should.

Speaker 3 (02:18:57):
I am, I'm looking at actions.

Speaker 1 (02:19:00):
Mm hmm, let's see s h okay, let's see h
p A C resistance communities.

Speaker 3 (02:19:21):
That's saying. Really, the only thing you can do is
that's a multi attack slam attack melee attack role bonus
uh equals to your spell cant modifier reaches. Uh. It
hurt like one D ten.

Speaker 1 (02:19:41):
Plus four since you haven't rolled h.

Speaker 6 (02:19:49):
M.

Speaker 3 (02:19:53):
You store them chap well.

Speaker 4 (02:19:59):
And make the bottom heavier.

Speaker 1 (02:20:01):
So your spell attacks plus nine.

Speaker 3 (02:20:04):
Yeah, we ten ten to attack.

Speaker 2 (02:20:08):
WHATCHC eighteen? The Elemental goes to swing and misses. Okay,
so it's a one on one fight between these two.
For the process of time, you two, role initiative.

Speaker 1 (02:20:24):
Eighteen twelve.

Speaker 2 (02:20:27):
No, for the process of time, col Yeah, before we
do this, you two some time speed lighting the process.

Speaker 1 (02:20:39):
Was there a spell you're wanting to cast.

Speaker 4 (02:20:42):
Or do you just want to have a leg?

Speaker 1 (02:20:44):
Who whoever wants to give advantage to? Whoever you pick?
You two can give advantage to these people.

Speaker 4 (02:20:53):
Oh, Timmy would absolutely give to advantage the cow.

Speaker 1 (02:20:56):
Yeah, you can give another where you inside of acord.

Speaker 6 (02:21:02):
I'm just gonna stand up here with baby dog. They
can feel each other if they won't.

Speaker 4 (02:21:06):
Would also in the event that that cow would get
down to a very dangerous health point, cow would either
or Tammy would either heal cow or attack him.

Speaker 6 (02:21:16):
For for here, you're gonna say, and so I just
want to make baby dogmate.

Speaker 4 (02:21:21):
Timmy Timmy Lyn would absolutely It's like she jumps in
the middle.

Speaker 1 (02:21:26):
I might cast on her Hey rolle attack of the
advantage M seventeen bad head rolled me a D one
hundred mm.

Speaker 6 (02:21:44):
As far as I'm concerned that one just wants to
screw him him.

Speaker 1 (02:21:48):
He's just annoying thirteen I'm rolling for ship another D
one hund I think I just yeah, you like using
the app anyways?

Speaker 6 (02:22:04):
The app was fun.

Speaker 4 (02:22:06):
I like how when you're not sure how many or whatever,
or you don't feel like doing the math, you just
hit the spell itself and it'll do it all for you.

Speaker 1 (02:22:17):
That's one I think that Yeah forty twelve five this music.

Speaker 6 (02:22:21):
So the D six does he still have the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:22:24):
I'm still six Still I'm still wolf man for you baby?
Yeah twenty seven. So the first stack is twenty seven
plus a D six. I want to get two attacks.
This is the first attack.

Speaker 4 (02:22:39):
Yeah, did you do your six?

Speaker 6 (02:22:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:22:42):
I did? Are you done? Yeah? D six is on
it roll again.

Speaker 4 (02:22:46):
With advantage to hit. You gotta roll to hit first.

Speaker 1 (02:22:53):
Twenty and that twenty it's right good.

Speaker 2 (02:23:00):
No, you don't have a damage and that when he's
an instill, I mean, I'll set it up and you
tell me how you do it.

Speaker 1 (02:23:10):
The chainsaws in your hand, you press the button to
make it rev more.

Speaker 3 (02:23:14):
Sorry in your mind standing next to you, because because
has been waiting to kill one of my characters.

Speaker 1 (02:23:22):
Is kid wrong?

Speaker 2 (02:23:24):
Just like just go there, put their hands magically around yours,
around the chain.

Speaker 1 (02:23:33):
It's like a father's yes, and you also.

Speaker 2 (02:23:37):
Get the image they're eating a raccoon. They killed your
father and they're eating your father.

Speaker 1 (02:23:43):
So how do you do this? Just bring it out
and slice that raccoon right in hand. Yes, just grow
me ad one. Just want to see something.

Speaker 3 (02:24:02):
Twenty six.

Speaker 1 (02:24:04):
You slice him in half.

Speaker 2 (02:24:07):
And he doesn't fall apart at first, he shifts into
a human wearing a business suit and then falls into
two halves.

Speaker 1 (02:24:16):
On the ground that was dead.

Speaker 4 (02:24:21):
After the session, remind me to tell you about how
Luelia got smushed by a house.

Speaker 2 (02:24:28):
If you guys went there and your grandmother goes, I
think he was the raccoon getting in my trash.

Speaker 1 (02:24:37):
It was your dad, but she doesn't know that. And
I mean, you guys have won. You go out to
Jackson's dead. I'm gonna cast bonfire in the middle of
the room. We're gonna roast this some gator meat.

Speaker 3 (02:24:53):
So I forbid you would have got money up.

Speaker 2 (02:24:57):
What happens from here on out, you guys leave. Memo
helps you cover up two murders because a very popular,
very prominent figure. So where do you go from here
with your life? We'll start with Sonya, I've come roommates
with baby Dog and learn all I can about Sorcery County.

(02:25:20):
Baby dog moves in with you. You build him a
nice little bed. He sleeps in, and he gives you
his spell book and you instantly learns everything he's ever known.
The magic flows through you. You were on the run
right from your other country. You know a spell that

(02:25:42):
is basically a nuke that you can do from thousands
of miles away.

Speaker 1 (02:25:49):
So if you want to drop a giant media or
in your old country, if they have a cometry close.
Then what about you, guys, Tami Lean, we've been through
so much together. Will you marry me?

Speaker 4 (02:26:06):
Would absolutely marry cal.

Speaker 1 (02:26:08):
You'd have six right there in the cave.

Speaker 2 (02:26:12):
Fine, since you're so much smaller, roll me a constitution,
and I'm aware with like big w I've.

Speaker 1 (02:26:22):
Gonna make you disappantaged.

Speaker 6 (02:26:25):
I'll probably while they're doing that in the cave, I'm
teleporting me baked.

Speaker 1 (02:26:32):
Connors them won't take your glasses off. Things are gonna
get weird in.

Speaker 6 (02:26:36):
It's only an eight.

Speaker 4 (02:26:38):
No, No disavantage is a seven. This is a seven.
You're probably love your left dude.

Speaker 1 (02:26:46):
Just row me a DW roll me a d one hundred.
Just know the higher the worst.

Speaker 4 (02:26:52):
Con that one. There is no net one fuck there, Yeah,
because yours and the one that's a one hundred though or.

Speaker 1 (02:27:01):
Zero sixty nine.

Speaker 13 (02:27:05):
Hens tails, heads or tails. The words just tells the
dolphins heads tails wherever you do that, because talk heads heads,

(02:27:25):
you kill the love of your life.

Speaker 14 (02:27:27):
No, as my ghost haunt like slow ghost enchanted the
ship out of her, and you accidentally RiPP her and have.

Speaker 5 (02:27:41):
You desert in my grief, I take out my sword
or my stains all and kill myself.

Speaker 2 (02:27:51):
Memo asks, as she move in with you and baby doll.
So you, Memo and baby dog live happily ever for
after I didn't know we were Romeo enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (02:28:07):
Very characters, Very.

Speaker 3 (02:28:16):
Me.

Speaker 1 (02:28:16):
Mollogist cremates both of you and the bfire.

Speaker 4 (02:28:19):
I mean, you know, she's been a poor woman all
her life.

Speaker 1 (02:28:24):
She's resourceful. She talked about this. You know you can't
afford burial.

Speaker 2 (02:28:28):
You're they paid too much money for your mom's buzzoleam
and then lost it in a mortgage, and then they
don't have access to the other.

Speaker 6 (02:28:36):
The three of us get a slightly better place with her.

Speaker 1 (02:28:42):
You guys just combined your trailers together for bad.

Speaker 3 (02:28:45):
You guys could have got paid for this.

Speaker 4 (02:28:47):
My my grand my uncle actually Miunael Hubert. At one
point he and his brother Benny, and they lived together
for a really long time and like their like their
whole families lived together, and they lived in Milton, right
near the out in cemetery, and they lived in a house.
It was actually two trailers like single wives that they
like to put together and like did a whole bunch
of it didn't look like that on the inside.

Speaker 1 (02:29:09):
But that's what it was you guys have a triple
and you live happily. Ever after I finally got just
killed her in the process.

Speaker 4 (02:29:24):
I mean, at least Tamuline went out doing what.

Speaker 1 (02:29:31):
You no.

Speaker 4 (02:29:37):
My very first camp, like Jeff says, we get lost
in this like swamp place or did you get lost?
We went looking for the Bobby, but we went looking
for the Bobby Yaga lady and uh, which was like
this like was she?

Speaker 12 (02:29:55):
What was she?

Speaker 4 (02:29:56):
She was like an old like hag what was she?
Or like? But anyway, she had this enchantment house that
like could attack foreign stuff. Well, the house landed on
me and I was a druid at the time because
I hadn't changed from like just a druid to a
druid cleric because it wore plate and my AC was
only like fifteen and my I was only like level

(02:30:17):
what four or five, Like I wasn't very high yet,
and uh he did like my and my my agep
was like forty something and the house like literally freaking
lands on top of me. You did, like, yeah you did,
like triple mye. So at that point you're dead dead
She cried, Yeah, I legit cried like in session I cried, which,

(02:30:40):
to be fair, it was close to my period.

Speaker 6 (02:30:42):
So you know whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:30:43):
No, I know you guys are always after to kill
one of my characters. Well you won't killed one of mine.
You killed one drum.

Speaker 4 (02:30:52):
Let's see, we made one of mine and Goddess.

Speaker 15 (02:30:55):
Killed your character. Huh, how do we kill your characters?
I've never tried to kill your character? Who tried to
kill Maryland? M PCs? Those aren't those?

Speaker 1 (02:31:05):
Aren't you? Technically?

Speaker 4 (02:31:06):
Those are there? Those are those are cannon.

Speaker 1 (02:31:09):
Like people in the background. Yeah, I very much like
cow would have tried to kill your this entire thing.

Speaker 3 (02:31:18):
You would have got paid, damn it.

Speaker 1 (02:31:22):
I would even gave you.

Speaker 4 (02:31:24):
What what makes your money is what matters to you
know what a puff it is.

Speaker 1 (02:31:30):
I'm also just gonna say, in this world.

Speaker 6 (02:31:35):
The characters, don't you.

Speaker 3 (02:31:38):
Annoying?

Speaker 2 (02:31:39):
I will say in this world, yeah, with how you
get there, I don't think there would have been a
bounty because you would have already taken that Outgator Jacks.

Speaker 4 (02:31:50):
I bought myself.

Speaker 2 (02:31:51):
You hate these people. That was your whole reason being
here was to take that person. You would have taken
them out.

Speaker 3 (02:31:57):
And got the money.

Speaker 1 (02:32:01):
About the bounty of it, that one.

Speaker 4 (02:32:10):
And then.

Speaker 1 (02:32:12):
He's on TV, he's on podcasts. You would have to him.

Speaker 4 (02:32:16):
So it wouldn't make sense that was a mystery set
because then you would already know this it was a
mystery set.

Speaker 6 (02:32:23):
Which you didn't, which is why there makes sense to me.

Speaker 1 (02:32:28):
Yeah, that's that was one of you already taking them
out if your boundary was thinking about.

Speaker 4 (02:32:36):
From that point, if it's there, like how.

Speaker 3 (02:32:41):
There's a point to where like, okay, this is an
evil person at this point, we would have been able
to get sucked of it, especially with the vision and
the police.

Speaker 4 (02:32:50):
And in this set Jeff our Ol friend Adam Davis
to Jeff and then Jeff gave them to me. I
don't like the way they roll, But when you put
them all in your hand and you're like shaking them
to hold them, yeah, turned off.

Speaker 1 (02:33:02):
Also there there are a bunch of n there incredibly

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