When Titans Wake | Ep. 3| malfunction junction - Crossroad Guild Adventures

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hello, veryone, Welcome back to another episode of When Titans Wake.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
He got it right, I got it right.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Sam is sadly not going to be able to join
us today. He is dealing with some a lot of
things going on at work at the moment. But we
have Jeff returning it with us for this week.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh is that am I supposed to talk? I thought
you were just no, just give it up. Yeah, I'm
Joff and I'm here.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Ye, so you are barred, so as our bar to
tell us regale us of our tale of last session.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Cool. I was a horse and I was pulling a carriage.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Goblins showed up, and of course I automatically know everything
about goblins.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
So I know that they eat horses.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
So I vanished into a fly and fucked off where
Man Tomorrow Tomorrio fucked off together while robot Man got
in a lot of trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Robot Man then danced with a goblin and ended up
in this town.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Tomorrow and I spent hours working on a kick ass
plan to buy them out of the prison, or convince
him to be left, or find a way to break
the mound. I made a goblin fall in love with me.
He was trying to extort me.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
We went.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
We went into the prison, specifically told Robotman, hey, we
got a plan to get you out that as all
as no bloodshed, immediately followed by robot Man causing a
shit ton of bloodshed and setting out the alarms.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
So again I used the spell.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
To create a portal to fuck off and turned into
an elephant, ran straight into the gargol ard pen where
Robot Man decided.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
To blow ship up.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
So as we're leaving, I was like, fuck it, and
I threw a potion just to make sure we could
get away, another bomb, which I had the guard larks
handled by making fun of them so much they felt bad.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
But then you blew up the pins.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
So we sucked off and we headed to this light.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
And we met by this old druid dude, and.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I followed these lights and we ended up at a
druid's house. For me, it was there was somebody somebody
perceived that the Ruins okay, yeah, we're for denoted Kieranan
the Druid. It was a famous druid who disappeared years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
But for me, I had malfunction. Sam Play used the
wand on me. Yeah, and I became my evil persona,
and I was the evil persona the.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Whole time, but then Sam touched.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
You, and now I am back to gritty Noir Detective, which.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Sam is in here, So there will be no touching
of the Wand.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Unless you do like a slide of hand? And uh, Sam,
who I mean? Do you want me to roll a
side of hand real quick to just see if the.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
World if you want to try to steal he can't.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
The problem is, okay, I don't met a game, and
the problem is I have no clue what the Wand
does to the only person that does, right, So maybe
you should roll a side of hand and see you
steal the one?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
So we just have it for the episode.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Okay, when do you want me to roll?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Just just because we're gonna have Sam?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I have a lot of alcohol in my bag. It's
it's fine, okay, So yeah, Sam can't. There was just
too much going on and he was having PTSD. So
Sam's drunk? Is he on the back of the back
of the flying monkey and the monkey's just finding out?

Speaker 6 (03:57):
So the DC is like five because he's drunk. Okay, Okay,
you know his.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Remember this, you make a note for it for next week.
Till that's sam, I stole the land from you. His
his one sword. I stole your one sword.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
So are we in play?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Because as soon as we get to the house or something,
I immediately want to do what I want to stop
being an elephant without warning anybody, So everybody just sort
of falls and then I just want to turn around
and look at him and be like robot man, when
somebody tells you that have a fucking plan, to have

(04:41):
a plan.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Which personality were you talking to?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Who fucking knows?

Speaker 3 (04:50):
The next time we tell you there's a plan to
get you out without killing a bunch of people, and
you don't do it.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
If anybody's wondering whether there's a giggle, it's because my
son's here. It's my assistant d M.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I will be forced to and I'm gonna open a
portal right next to your feet and open a portal
on top of a like the tallest tree, like I'm
being forced to make you with the scrap. I don't
want to do that, Robot man.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Next time you need to start figuring, start paying attention
on which personality you all decide.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Tosh, you just randomly get mustaches all the time.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Nobody knows.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Have you not been paying attention to any of the
conversations I have been stating, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
But how's an our fault when you're just random changed personalities?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
No, it was the ferry that ended up causing me
to change personality, you know, the only two person.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
No, you wouldn't know. It would just be happening because
he does it kind of sneakily, just kind of taps
you and I have no clue. So I'm just like, dude,
you're you're the one doing tell if you want to?

Speaker 3 (06:00):
How can I Probably not right now because they're in
an argument right now.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
I'm just standing there like watching them.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Listen, you can find it in me that you're some
fucked up robot? Do I think you do? A sister me?
A falcon comes and purchases itself on your shoulder. I'm
gonna like give it head scrubs.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
And then a picture of that and on the side
of the I'm gonna roll on investigation checks human.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
I'm gonna immediately just speak falcon spos water, what up?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Buddy? Is everything? Okay? Are you hurt? And I'm like
getting ready to like help the falcon. Then the falcon
jumps over to him twenty three.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
Okay, uh, there's something off about this falcon. It's not
acting as birdlike as it should.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
There's something wrong here, guys, Like immediately, I feel like
that this this falcon is a possibility. Be who lives
here called a hunch to.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Look at the falcon, be like Karen in yeah, I've already.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Got like, uh, what are those assessoscope on? I'm not
ready to this falcon of full work. So the falcon.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
Hops off of your shoulder and does this transformation mid air,
and then it's Karan and the.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Druid, which is that picturesque?

Speaker 7 (07:28):
And yeah, oh that makes sense why you didn't respond?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
And he goes, who the hell are you all? Who
the hell are you?

Speaker 5 (07:38):
I thought you were dead.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Said, I'm dead. I just want to for a long time.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
You've been missing for two hundred years.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Well, I hope you're in for a tale of all tales,
drew as, I got one for you, and I will
proceed to tell him the tale that we have epically
gone through for the last about day and a half.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I would say, like, do magnets exist in this world?

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Do magnets exist in this world?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
That would I have stolen a magnet with my cauldron
when we were in like probably not crap.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
I was gonna try to wipe the robot where.

Speaker 8 (08:22):
That's an interesting story, a favorite right.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
I can't never anything you.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
See.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
And I refuse to learn his now because he's just
robot man.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
His name is Flyman.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Let's say, it's so simple the name. It's just like you,
robot man. I'm it's part of the problem with him.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Disliked you c Area to Maria, to Maria, let me see.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Okay, what do you think of heat?

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Ah, I'm gonna invite you all in to my cabin.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Okay, I will. So that sounds like a wonderful time.
It's like we could use a little bit of rash.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Idea because there's like I'm a patrol right behind you.
I've got a lot of food. You can if I
use your kitchen to make it some dinner.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
I don't have a kitchen, can I Do you.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Have a fire in your house? Well? Yeah, can I
use your fire to make dinner?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
I'm I'm already heading straight into the house and we
don't got I'm just like you can see it be dark.
We don't got time for this. Come on, hurry up?

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Can I can I do an inside check on him
to see if he notices anything. Notice what just anything
about me? Okay, the players know above table that I'm
a changeling and it's legal to be a changeling. So

(10:14):
I just want to see if he gets just the
their characters have no clue. But I just want to
see what is it.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
You're searching for with? And like I was looking at you,
is he staring at me like really suspicious, like I'm
something I'm not? I I just.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
I know that he is one of the very few
people that still know and changing.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
If you all are walking in, he's gonna stop you.
Well they're walking in, and he's gonna get over close
by you and.

Speaker 9 (10:48):
Go, I don't know what you are, hey, so listen,
please don't tell anybody. I don't want to have to
kill a bunch of people.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Again. I don't know if you know this, but it's
punishable by death. To be me might have to be
a fantastically dressed man. That's ridiculous exactly.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
And I'm gonna, uh, like, just part of my face faith,
just the plain pale white skin, and then go back and.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Then he licks that Patrick m change. I haven't done
one of you in a long time done in what sense?
I don't want to say, what like eating fucked hung
out with like all of the above, would you care

(11:52):
for I'm just gonna walk him.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
So I'm liking, well, you guys are outside doing whatever
I have, gone ahead and start making like, you know,
tea for everybody of.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Tea I do. Okay, I have a ship tone. You
have coffee, you're a coffee maker.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I have coffee and tea. I have many I have
many things inside me.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Well, if you need it, I've got sixty tons another
thing inside.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I'm kidding now, you just threaten the lod with me.
It's just like I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Do you want to kill usult?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Damn it? So I just had to ask, as my
character Sam's trashed already. He's apparently was getting drunk on
my back while we were driving, do I need to
worry about the monkeys? The monkey just gonna follow us? Well,
he's just gonna fall you, Okay.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Can I just like take some like it's z and
just like find a safe like cozy spot and put sure.
I'm like, okay, here you go, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
My thing comes off, turns to stairs a big fireplace,
and there's it looks it looks like the inside.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Of a bar. I'm going to open my.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
There's not really a bad but there's Hey, I'm going
to open up.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I'm going to open up and I'm gonna see. I'm
going to try to pull out some chairs.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
I've got sixty tons of I got sixty tons of
medical supply, sixty tons of food, and he let me
have just a ship ton.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Of the blankets and stuff. So if you need blankets,
do you need blankets? Like?

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Start pulling out these elegant blankets.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
He give me a crafting check. What are you craft
I'm going to craft a little chair, just like do
you want to whittle a chair? With a whittle a
chair for with what wood? Do I see any spear
like wood? Or it's not your wood?

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Please? Please please don't place off this druid.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
When he yell like it comes in because guys call
it am I still yes? Are you well?

Speaker 1 (14:14):
I was transformed into a robot cop one.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
So can I hide the like the big thing of
hay dive into the hed.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
I just turned into a little fly and said I'm
like the man.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Then I will transform into a chair.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
So Keridon goes outside, there's a gob of control comes
up and I'm looking for yous and he you're here. Say,
I have no ideas you're talking about. I'm just a
poor old man who lives alone in the woods, and
he's able to get them to go away.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Does he come back inside?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yes, he gives back and side.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
I like, pop out the hand. I'm like, thank you.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
So what's your story, druid? What like?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
What?

Speaker 1 (14:57):
What brings you all the way out here?

Speaker 2 (14:59):
For so many I'm a druid? It's the woods?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
By any chance? Do you wouldn't hapen to have a
magic potion that gives you super strength?

Speaker 2 (15:12):
No? Okay, would I need it? I could turn into
a gorilla whenever I want. Do you want some alcohol?
I stole a bunch of her Oh, I've got my
own hoot in the back night.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
I trade you this very fancy wine for a little
motto food. I'll just give you a free sample, and
I'm not gonna drink it yet.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
I need it for later.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
So besides us, what all has been going on in
the woods? As the woods seem to be uneasy as
a plate?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
No more than usual. My birds didn't tell me about that.
Crash you all we're in.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yes, that's saying any that's on the like, where is that?

Speaker 2 (15:52):
I know what you're looking for?

Speaker 5 (15:54):
What's in it?

Speaker 2 (15:56):
What's it?

Speaker 5 (15:56):
What the box?

Speaker 2 (15:57):
What box?

Speaker 5 (15:58):
What we're looking for?

Speaker 8 (15:59):
That box?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Oh? That box? Okay, so he's crazy, but he knows
when you say you know what you're looking for?

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Do you mean that as a group or individually?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
And what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (16:20):
I'm asking him the crazy druid. Are you saying you
know what us as a group looking for us as individual?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Individually? You're like, I'm never box the thing? She said? Okay,
bird's been following you the whole time.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Dang, we didn't notice.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
I'd not noticed the bird.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
I love the animals.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
They're very good at being sneaky. Birds. Can I say
hi to the bird? Birds? Birds? Are you? The bird? Sometimes?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
The bird?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
The word? It's always the word.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
Do you know what's in this box?

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (17:05):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (17:07):
It's a device called the orb of negation.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
That sounds dangerous only if you want to stop all magic. Ever,
my my heart skips I kind of.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
My uh saying looking at like kind of looking around.
I kind of just kind of look and say, now
this orb was this was this a relic I was
used to put the takedown, the uh, the Tyrant, the
Tyrant spingle. So from what you're telling me, from what

(17:46):
I can kind of figure out, so, so from what
the disturbance is, it looks like some of the old
the Tyrant's foes are starting to come back.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
His foes.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Well, the but I was calling the foe the tyrants,
his uh, his his legion or his army is starting
to rise again.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Well, I didn't say that.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
I'm putting two and two together.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
What are you already words in my mouth? What do
you know about the Tyrant? What everybody knows? He rolled
over the whole continent eight hundred years ago until he
was defeated with this orb. Wait, it's the only thing
that can defeat him.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
So he's still alive. I didn't say that, well as
in defeated? Is he dead? Or was he locked away?
In a manner of speaking, locked away? Is he in
the orb?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
No? No one can be in the orbs.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Not nobody could be in the oars, nobody not.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
No. How I'm gonna I'm gonna look at Cameria.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
From what I know from things i've heard from boards,
is I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Pull that up.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
He's not.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Sorry smoking and offering him something.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
The tyrant isn't just a being. Okay, so they got
rid of the body he was using, But that doesn't
mean that he couldn't come back.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
According to what people have told me in the boards
the DC of fifteen.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
History true.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
Eighteen, Yeah, you corroborate everything that then I am saying, yeah,
he's saying.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Sorry, So he could be in a different body.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
I wouldn't say that. I'm pretty sure if he was here.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
Now, well, I don't you want to come back quietly though,
and then take power?

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Can I roll his tricks? How much I know about
the process, Yes, of transference?

Speaker 4 (20:26):
And I'm trying to put yourself off with a stick.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Sure, don't break kind of like that.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Don't break my.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Stick, my presidential stick.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Yes, that the bopping stick.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
That's a special.

Speaker 11 (20:40):
Stick that seventeen okay, fifteen.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
Yes, you know all about the ritual of transference, that
it has to be.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Done with the crown of transference.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
So there's this crown called the Crown of transference, and
it's it's a pretty big ritual to have it done.
More than likely he's probably picked a suitor and it
just hasn't went all the way through yet, especially if
we're seeing the orb gets stolen.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
We're probably close, just not there, which means we need
to get to this wall he said, which.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
The place we were old, the watch?

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Oh you want to go to the watch? Why do
you know where?

Speaker 5 (21:35):
Do you know where the crown is? The crowds parents?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
I know where it is, but you just can't get it.
Why not because someone's use of it? I wonder who.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
Are you getting it?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
No?

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Okay, I just had check.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Is there any very specific soular things that had to
happen for the crown to work? So I can maybe
set a deadline from the info?

Speaker 5 (22:04):
I no to.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Like eclipses or anything like that. Okay, that's how it works.
Do I know if he's using it?

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Of it?

Speaker 4 (22:14):
How long?

Speaker 3 (22:15):
You said? I know the entire process? How long does
it take the full stops to.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
Transfer the consciousness from one yeah, into another body? It's
the ritual just takes a matter of you know, moments
after the right things, right after the crown.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Well, it's it's being used, then he's probably transferred over
right now, duds, almost instant, man.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
What would you recommend with all your druid knowledge. What
would you recommend we do.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
To sit here in the woods?

Speaker 5 (22:56):
But we can't do nothing. You can't have a tyrant
come back in the power?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Who said he's coming back? There's always some adventurers at
there somewhere? Are you adventurers?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
True? But well yes, I wouldn't call us adventures, but
I will say that we are at the moment the
only people on the job.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Can you help us get to the watch?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah? We need to get there, like, oh, you don't
need to do that. We're all dead.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Who killed him.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
The wood using the crown? Then we desperately need to
get there? Or is he still did you want to go? Well,
we need to kill him, of course, and get this orb.
You need to kill him?

Speaker 1 (23:55):
How can we prevent him from it?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
You want to go to the watch because.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
As our understanding that they stopped the wall and all
these people are behind that wall.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Oh wow, I'm looking for you. I know another way
past the mountains? Okay?

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Did you build a tunnel? Oh no, there's a past
so it's a secret tunnel.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
It's not a tunnel, it's a pass. Do you do
you know where one of these bears? Didn't know that
I could talk to.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Can you show us the past?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
I might get a little bit further with the bears?

Speaker 5 (24:41):
Let you sleep with eggs?

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Why are we offering up my body?

Speaker 5 (24:47):
Let me heard the horning bard?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
You content an animal?

Speaker 6 (24:52):
And can I have been so lonely here in the woods?

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Wow? I mean, I hate to tell you this, bunny,
but you're gonna have to take one for the team
to further quest which animal?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
I'm just kid you. That's okay. I appreciate that you're
willing to, so I'll show you where the past is.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
You can't we take a go ahead?

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Is it okay? If we rest here? For sure? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Do I need to sleep in your bed with you
only if you want to. Are usually roosted over there
as a falcon. Wait, where's he pointing over the corner
of a little there's a little bridge. Stick it out.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
I'm gonna I'm gonna eat, and I'm gonna I'm gonna
make some food, and i'm gonna pass food with everybody.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
I'm gonna tuck in the monkeys, Y and Z and I'm
gonna go robot man.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
There's a system reboot I can do on you or something,
because this randomly changing personalities is gonna get us killed.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Staring at the food like, I don't know why you
would give me food I can't eat. I feel a
little insulted.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
I gave it every body. I didn't say everybody and robot.
I imagine that to be in my ass. I'd give
you some nuts and bolts.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Can I just make sure there's not anything like very suspicious,
like we're.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Not sure.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Just around like what would that be?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Perception Investigation said, I'm gonna go outside, walk outside and
just kind of kind of get a like kind of
get an idea of the area, see like.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Nothing suspicious.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
I'm when I'm step outside, look at the area, see
like kind of like use my magnifying glasses and all
that stuff and try to get a lay.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Of the land your manifact glass. Okay, roll from.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
It's a four. It doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
It's a four. That is a catastrophic. I know you're
now blind.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
How long does he stay blind for? Until after our
long rest?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
You should do like make him roll D four D six?
Is you how many hours? Many? Let's do it four four?

Speaker 3 (27:40):
It was four hours first, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
You are blind for four hours.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I just walked back inside and said, well, I'm blind.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Now do you walk back inside? You just hear him like.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
I walk outside on I might come here.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
No, no, no, I don't walk through. I actually walk
through the house created. I had to tell you this,
but I'm blond.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
Now you sleep outside metal man, Okay, I just turn
around to make another hole.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
I don't have men. Do I have mending? I do, well,
you're blind.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
God, maybe in the morning when we wake up, you
do some.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Born I do not have mending in this character.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Do you need any blankets?

Speaker 3 (28:32):
I want to like take some blankets out and like
stay with them or something to the holes, and I
want to walk over to you and be like this
robot man is gonna get us killed.

Speaker 12 (28:46):
We need to make sure the snip snip ley doesn't
come back out.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
But that's okay.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
I'm gonna get rid of these personalities.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
I couldn't want to organism. I'm just kind of cooking
with it a little, making change his personalities.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
That's fucking brilliant.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Keep it, keep it close. I just like to stuff
it down my shirt and then after we get food,
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
I'm exhausted. I'm going to bed, and I'm gonna turn
into a.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Bat and I'm gonna hang upside down right above where
the falcon rests.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
It's like a gesture of good faith. I'm sleeping in
his bed.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
I won't go lay in the hay buy z or
y and Z.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
I mean you can tell you as much blankets or pillows.
You can make a blanket for it or a pillow
for it. All right, So take a long rest.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Well everybody's resting, I'm going to kind of go like
in a half sleep and just kind of slowly strum
the strings, play the music of the nights. You're blind,
I don't need you don't need to be blind. You

(29:59):
just hear done and no, no, no no. And it's
thing like just in the middle of the night, you
just hear full hardcore banjo music going at it while
everybody's sleeping, because I get worked out by now, Like

(30:22):
I bet I am just like like just kind of
strumming this soothing music on the loose.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
All right. I know you you wake up with the
uh a roosters crip.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
It's teared in as a rooster waiting everybody up. I
do like a little backslip and turn back into me.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
I wake up. What is why? Are you doing? And
they still kind of they're super hungover.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Right, Yeah, can we assume see like soul liquor out
of my my bag.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
He got into my hooch.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Like, I'm just I'm gonna pick them up, like you
need to carry them.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
I have an idea. I'm gonna turn into a kangaroo
and see my pouch.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
Okay, I put them in his pouch.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Okay. I don't know how long you can stay kangaroo,
but this.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
You just turn back and then just fly out breakfast.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Why I'm a kangaroo. I'll definitely make my breakfast.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
I immediately come back in sight restored back to my original,
my original.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Uh, because that's like, so you're just face.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Good morning and everyone? What I miss?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Are you another personality?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Oh no, I'm back to my original personality?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
So yeah, it's another personality. You have been fly in
a while.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
It's like, yeah, so it's kind of like with the
like it's like the equivalents of Bruce Banner and all.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Last maybe it was the last.

Speaker 6 (32:02):
The last thing flying your Base personality saw was like
the shipwreck, the crash.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
I talked to Flyman's who.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
I was flying at the beginning of episode two, and
then I ended up had a malfunction. Try to look
when I.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Was talking to him at dinner that night, when everybody's falling.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
So that's that's so when I miss.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
You almost got us killed multiple times, slaughtered countless innocent
animals when we had.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
They just burned down that I don't know that, okay.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
And you know we had a plan to maybe buy
you guys to get you out of jail, and you
just decided to kill everybody well and dance with some
random god one like contemporary dance.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
That's a new one, he cried. And what's with all
the mustaches?

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Where do you keep getting mustaches?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Well, depending on like which personality like that sides to
pop up, depends on what happens. That's saying. From what
you told me, it looks like Snydeley was the one
who who who came out. And when it comes to Snideley,
he is he's extremely good at what he does. That's saying.

(33:25):
It's like, if something happens, like we're trapped or something,
I would probably bet money on Snightley to get his house.
It probably will be blood along the way, but we'd
be safe.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yet we were safe of us with I have a
lot of money. I'm I'm a very well known barred uh.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
But then he just looks over.

Speaker 12 (33:49):
Okay, then so you also like put holes in this
poor Druid's house, can you?

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Before we leave?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, he'll fix my house.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Oh yeah, sure, no problem.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
I think I found a rolling D one hundred table
of just different mills. Do you care if I roll
just to see what I made for breakfast?

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
So as this goes on, like, it's okay, yeah, I
can I can know problem, are you okay if I
chop down a one tree?

Speaker 2 (34:17):
So?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Or do you have any spare wood that I can
use the rebuild your house?

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Chop down that tree? It's Jerry, he's an asshole.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Okay, I can't do Jerry.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
While I'm doing this, you speak, then you wouldn't understand.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
So while is there any other improvements you want to
your house?

Speaker 2 (34:39):
No, that's okay, just ficks the two holes?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Okay, Okay, So I'm going to as so like as
that happens, I'm going to go over and like music
will start playing through my chest and you will then
proceed to hear the uh.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
The little guy pop out?

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, like I immediately like kind of kind of poop.

Speaker 6 (35:07):
Out uh, poop out Rob.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
And it's like Rob, what what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Mass Uh, We're gonna have to start building stuffy.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Doing for checks. So it's so I ended up. I
ended up making twenty Okay, I made a perfect montage.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
I made Channasa Masa, which is mutton boiled and salt
water with a.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Buenas glaze used to make very fancy. Yes, as the kangaroo.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
As working for the weekday continues to play, I flawlessly
like cut down the tree and like you know, rebuilt
like his thing and and a pro and also with
the leftover wood, I also make him a I use
it and make him a hot spring. Hell, I build

(36:14):
him a hot.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Spring from where where's the water cup? And front?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I dug undergone to the water well?

Speaker 5 (36:19):
And okay, while he's doing that, is there anything you
need to know about this past?

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Like?

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Is it dangerous?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Very?

Speaker 5 (36:30):
Okay? What what do I need to look out for
on this past?

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Face?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Spiders, stone, giants, all kinds of assortment of ves. Do
I hear the music playing from him? Yes?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Okay, I'm gonna give you a foot, but I'll be
right back. I'm gonna walk outside and stop you. You're
made ten gold for the royalties for that song. That's
that's my song.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
I wrote it. That's serious. Okay, I got plenty. Can
I walk back again? Sorry? I had all these, But
you won't be going empty hand?

Speaker 5 (37:09):
Oh we won't.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Of course, we got robbed.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Rob's always distracted by the cigars.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Yeah, you just see I legit like his head seems
to be inflamed, just cigars.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Kenyon goes behind his house and brings back a sack.
It's just my bag of wondrous items.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
So everybody roll a D can I can I do it?
Inside check on this crazy old man to see.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
If these are in fact wondrous items? Sure, or at
least he thinks they're wondrous.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Twenty four.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
You agree to one hundred?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Okay, ten plus five? So yeah, they are in fact wondrous.
Idem said he has collected over his very very long life.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
He said, a D one hundred, one.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Hundred seventy uh seventy five. Okay, coddle, you get the
horseshoes of a zephyr.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Wait, how do I what do I douse? I got fifty?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Oh you gotta do a D ten A D one okay.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Or shoes of fifty seven.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
You get the mas of smiking and you there if

(39:05):
you give us a little kiss and make sure you
get something extra co fuck it, I kiss him, I
give tongue, I give him, give me a wrong performance chack.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
I mean you see if you see a flash, okay,
I snap a picture of it and a picture comes
out of my mouth.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
What's your role? Seventy five?

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Takes about a few Like it takes about a minute
while you know, I'm sitting there staying there kind of
shaking it. And I walk over and give it to
the druid.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
You get the rope of mending. Oh no, wait, that's
the wrong one that live at the wrong table. You
get plate armor of etherealness. Yeah, so the the wrong
wrong long thing. There. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
I got I like here, take the souvenir of a
hanging of taking us in. Also, I built you a
hot spring over there, Oh thank you. It takes a
picture and this like this high def picture of like
both of you up next to my roofs of just
like making out and just hardcore. It's like, and how

(40:21):
big is this secret passage? Would it be enough to
get a wagon or anything through.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Or what was the some one put the monkey's hand
in the bag, and we'll have something for your friend too.
What was the armor of ethereal? In this?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
He got forty nine?

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Sam got the potion of giant strength.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Give me once. That's funny, m not that one.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
So I just get given this giant ass heavy plate
armor that I'll never bet you don't want to wear it.
I can't wear plate armor.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
What what was the what was it potion?

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Giant strength potion?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Giants?

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Uh, I'll add something to that plate armor? Uh?

Speaker 4 (41:41):
What to say that?

Speaker 2 (41:42):
And and he's he's a proficient armor either so he
added an enchantment were proficient?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Do you know? Well which rarety that one is? There's
there's multiple ones.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
I think it's just rare that.

Speaker 12 (41:59):
M hm.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Okay, So if you want to wear it, you can.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Wear it.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
Till quit my mace and just like, oh this is.

Speaker 13 (42:09):
Fun absolutely, which means I can just ignore the disadvantage
on everything that I gain now because about proficient in
steavy armor.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
But that's the enchantment in the army is when you
wear it, you're you're proficient in heavy armor? Does it
do I still get the disadvantage to sneak. Yeah, because
you're wearing plate armor.

Speaker 7 (42:32):
Okay, old, now I'm gonna I'm gonna definitely wear it, okay,
since I can if it's really slug and then you
see me wearing this plate armor, and also it just
turns back into like my normal health.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
All right, everyone ready, good, go grandly, Let's go about
how far of a journey is this? Pretty far?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Would you like me to build? Like saying there's still
some wood leftover? Jogged me to build a carriage and
we shall draw you.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
No, that's all right, Okay, we wasted enough time already.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
It took me like five minutes.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
It's all right. Okay, So you follow the druid through
the woods over a little stream of a little tiny
bridge that he's built.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
So, Druid, what what brought you here?

Speaker 2 (43:23):
What?

Speaker 5 (43:24):
Like?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
What what made you decide to settle down into this
this little area that's a nice little half, right?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
What I have to say?

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Like, because like you you are about like what two
hundred two hundred years old? Right?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Much older than that?

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Much older? Like what what's some of the accomplishments you
have you've done? Like like well, like tell us some
of your journeys says, well, I.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Spent one hundred years as a slough once, and I
had a litter of slough pups. They were beautiful.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Still keep in touch with your sloft babies.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Sometimes you get.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
Booty winds.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
A little bit is a clearing. I wan.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
You see a hilly, rocky incline going up into the
mountains in a path that's going to kind of cut
into the rock.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
I mean, I hate to say it that the legos
we charge to kind of mess with the feed.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Eliver Oliver quiet, Yes, we'll just go slowly movie.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Yes, Henry Enery. You gotta remember we're recording this, so
everything you do picks up on the on the audio.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Stu doop quieter. Okay. So we get to that beginning
of the path and he goes, this is as far
as I go. This is a walk of all of
twenty seconds.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
So we go up through the rock path.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Yes. So when you go up the path about a
day's much away, there will be a cave. And inside
that cave is a weapon. Okay, a wondrous, legendary god
killing weapon.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Okay, just thought you like to know what is it?

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Guarded by?

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Things?

Speaker 5 (45:37):
Plagues?

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Are you lonely? Here wizard, I mean druid.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
That was a picture of him. Oh with me.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Okay, let's say like I can make enough, like would
you like a little robot companion?

Speaker 2 (45:53):
No, that's okay. I don't like metal people. Okay, there's
two things I don't like. People are intolerant of other
people and meddle people.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
I understand that in the same way with the Dutch.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Well, you all bid you farewell.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
I can't even thank you for I remember if you're
trying to kill my brother, he's a dick.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
Wait, who's your brother?

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Well, I guess me he has a brother. Now, so
the guy using the crown. Bye, he turns into a
bird that flies away.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Bye.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
That was what the fun.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Well, let's start heading towards the cave.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Can can I like, just do a quick aground?

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (46:52):
Make sure there's no like rapture.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I want to stop being.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
And just have a monkey phone. Okay, am I new?

Speaker 5 (47:01):
Did I say perception?

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah? It's fifteen.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Damn twelve twelve.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
I'm a little love.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
You, uh fifteen fifteen?

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Okay, as far as you can tell, just at the
beginning of the past, there's nothing.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Suspicious, there's nothing dangerous.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
You can't take any cranks or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
You didn't read what you gave me, did you before?
And then you made me proficient in it's you're proficient.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Well, I can wear the armor, which means I can
use the ability linked to the armor. It fits my theme.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Mm, you just it's whatever you rode, that is what
you got. I have more ways to funk off. Yep.
Al right, so what are you all so? I will?

Speaker 5 (48:13):
I said, well, can we put Flyman in front? Just
make him leave?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Well, that's what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Like I just if you all want to do.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Yeah, that's saying immediately sure.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
He's like, I'm the leader.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
No, it's just like, well, journeys always the longest journey's
always taken with the first step, and I will just
start walking my way.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
I'm gonna stop here at the path. Does it look
like covered in cobwebs or anything like that at the
beginning of this path. It's just there's even a little
steps at the very very beginning of it as it
as it goes up into a rocky crevice. I have
my hand on Flying Man and go. If you come
up against cobwebs, I can just catch you on fire.

(48:54):
We'll be good. You're made of metal.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Just step backwards, okay, okay, fair enough, and we will
and I will continue to start moving forward and start
humming little tunes to myself.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
What are what is wines? Are you doing at this moment?
Since they're no longer in the gang Groupouch.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
One, Sam, if you'll like strapped him to.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
His monkeys, you know what, I'll just carry both of
them like ill with both your hands. Well, like I said,
the monk will be on my shoulder and say, and
like Sam, well, monkey's not.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Drunk though, well it's saying you just Sam's drunk.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
Put my saddle cavalier on the monkey. That way Sam
can ride it.

Speaker 6 (49:41):
Okay, that makes sense, Yeah, okay, and the monkey, the
monkey's just following you all okay.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
He just kind of hears the hiccupping here and there.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Yeah, hiccup it away, just okay.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
So we're going on long down the past.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
Because druid hooch is extremely intoxicating, flammable, and explosive under
the right circumstances.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
So as we're walking along, I am going to look
at what's your what's your name again, Jeff?

Speaker 2 (50:20):
So actually you got it.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
You gotta so many any tales to tell us on
of what you have some of your travels.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
To be honest with you, a lot of my travels
have just been going to bars and playing. Now, there
was a stint in time where I created a band
and we did like.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Four multi platinum albums, and that's why I had to
make you pay me for using my song earlier.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Okay, but not not a lot.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
I once had a foursome with drafts that was interesting.
They corkhed me into.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
It, were these male giraffes. Because mostly when I don't
know if you knew this, but when it comes to giraffes,
it's more along the line. There's not a lot of
compilation when it comes to male female it's mostly a
lot of gay love when it comes to girafts.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
I don't judge.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
I didn't ask. We took some Mollie and we just
hung out.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Well, okay, I'm assuming molly exists in your world. Sure
it was like necks and legs and tails, and you
didn't know where it started where it ended. And that
actually never happened. I just wanted to see if you
believe I had sex.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
And drafts, and I said, well, I was you had
me in truche. That's the saying. It's like, we don't
know much about you, sexy.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
I mean, there's not a ton of o about me.
I been a traveling bar since I was a small child.
Was actually on the ship to play music. And as
you all are walking along, you notice that there it's
kind of a cloud.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Darkness just kind of hanging over the mountains. You're it
gets cold. You just have this creepy feeling about the
whole place. And you've noticed that they're give you a
perception check.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Cool that's in that one. That's a sword ounce ship
and I lose a memory bank.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
Yes you do, Dirty twenty.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Dirty twenty.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Okay, you realize that there are glowings or spiderwebs in
the distance. They have given off a slight glow, and
you no longer hear the sounds of any birds or insects.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
Okay, so I'm gonna relay this guys. They're spiderwebs up ahead.
They are glowing. But also do you notice that we
can't hear no birds or anything where you are walking
into dangerous territory. So please be on the lookout.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
As this goes. I will you kind of hear some
robody noises and my hand will transform into a weapon.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Roll for my functions.

Speaker 14 (53:33):
Ah.

Speaker 15 (53:34):
They mentioned that we could hear any animal sounds, right, Yeah,
can I use twelve malfunction?

Speaker 16 (53:46):
Can I use my animal speech and just try to
like say and a couple of tweets, just ask if
anybody's out there and just listen for a response.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Sure sounds like twee tweet that she's just like, hey,
any birds out there?

Speaker 2 (54:03):
You just had the echo of your own tweets. It's nothing,
nothing's alive here, all right? Roll for initiative?

Speaker 5 (54:15):
Can you roll D twenty?

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Can I do a different T twenty and then on your.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
I got twenty three.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Five? Okay? Can I borrow your trade? I keep hitting
the corner and getting cocked between two numbers. You said
twenty three, and it happened on your two different dice
twenty three.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Height.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Ollay, I kept hitting the corner and then getting cocked
where two numbers were showing another one.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Yeah, Okay, you're being attacked by a group of phase spiders,
three of them. You've gotten dangerously close to their lare.
How far are they Well, they're face spiders, so they
should they are directly like right next to you. They're

(55:36):
right behind you, so uh, what's the order of Like
he's in front, who's behind him?

Speaker 2 (55:43):
I would have let you. I would at least had
Sam and the monkey between you and me. So yeah,
if you wanted me to be in the very back,
I would have which I probably would have taken. The
back is in case of emergency, I could have turned
into something. Okay, everybody, So.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
It's like it's flyman and then I'm gonna say by
and Z and then me and then eggs.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Okay, Okay, So there is a face fighter directly in
front of him. You're just gonna column in a very
narrow pass.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
So it's in front of in front of him, oh,
in front of I am.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Going to.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
There's one directly in front of him, there's one directly
behind you, and then there's one up one You're all's
left side like because it's it's it's this, it's a
sharp are we in a narrows narrow pass?

Speaker 5 (56:49):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Okay, So Caudle goes first.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
I'm going to spend my first action. I am going
to grab the uh, grab the fae, the what these
the face spider, whatever way you like.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Grab one of it's like, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Legit, like grab the spider in the face, okay, and
I'm going to shocking grass it shocking grass.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Okay, what does Let's see what the dcor the sorry
shocking grass?

Speaker 1 (57:27):
The hit or is it a it's a touch?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Yeah, but do you have to hold a.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Hit or yeah? Con say it depends on which they
might have changed it.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Legacy it's a cantrip for artificer clicker.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Do you have legacy or the new one?

Speaker 1 (57:44):
I think it's regular.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Okay, so that one is still hit.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Because they changed some of the old touch spells. Tout Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
So I so it's eighteen ninety more than enough.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Okay, it hits.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Yeah, and I'm going too deep. Yes, four damage to

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it shocking damage.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
So it's eightp is down to forty one.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Its lightning damage and its opponents and it can't make
an opportunity attack until the start of its next turn.
And for an extra action, I'm wanna ship rob out.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Oh, it's a role for initiative.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Fifteen plus.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
You have to have an actual statue for him.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Let's say that'sh I'm bringing up. Let's see here.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Let's see here.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
He might not have an initiative because sometimes they actually
just share your turn, but it would stay.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Let's see here.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
What attack it is?

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Okay, I mean, yeah, shares your initiative count.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
So Rob just shares his initiative. Okay, then then Rob,
you know Rob, go ahead?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Good? Okay, Rob is going to he's going to come
up with a with a pipe, well a pipe where
he's going, Well, he just pulls out a pipe. It's
gonna be his weapon and he is going to act.

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So let's see her say he gets an that tony
and one plus what's PB fource damage?

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
That is what should just stay? Where?

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
What you do?

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Which one we do? Force?

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I plant red melee attack, your spell modifies hits.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
Plus under damage. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
I never can't say.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
I'm your dude because type of magic damage that represents
pure magic and focused into a damaging form. So h
so I guess I would need to roll like plus four.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
No, go up to the sheet. It's gonna use this
proficiency bonus proficiency. That's the PBS proficiency bonus.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Okay, so his proficience would be plus should I'm not
even see his proficient brows. Yeah, it should just be yeah,
what level were we three?

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
So it's two?

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Wait well six?

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Yeah, then our proficiency bonus as I have got do maths.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Math brocs.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Normally it literally says proficiency bonus.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
That's what it kind of threw me off.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Uh it's plus three.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Uh well, all ships like it's right there in my
freaking thing. I was looking at his not mine.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Well, he shares your.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Damage. You ain't gonna catch us coppers and slat and
just smaximum in the in the face with a with
a pipe.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Okay, So the spider like freaks in pain. M maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Yeah, okay, they're extrounded by these spiders and Coddle just
a lightning attack and his little robot buddy just hit
it in the face.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
This spider goes next, what should it do? Multi attack
has two bites, you're just one bite?

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Yeah? Two?

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Okay, the spider does multi attack? Uh you take us? Okay,
what's your ac nineteen? And Jesus Christ, what happened the

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spiders attacking?

Speaker 14 (01:03:10):
Oh no, it's attacking me and I test. It's about
going well for the spiders, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
They're too close. I can't use the your Nate launcher.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
Eh damn ky.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
So the the spider lungers out and attack, but it misses.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Uh, and so it's bonus action cause this isn't These
spiders are mostly cowards.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
It's gonna use ethereal jaunt. It's gonna fuck off. Uh
y you wait, you did multi attack right? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
You roll each time for each attack, so it may
two to three swings depending on what it says.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
That's two baths at hit either two plus what? Uh
two plus what cause they have a hip bonus yeah?
Plus eight? Still so the first would you roll in
the first one?

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
However plus eight nineteen? Yeah? The first one hits and
of the second one does one. Yeah. So sorry, not
trying to your feel team, just trying to make sure.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Who am I taking?

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
You're taking? Get me put any of these pops in here?

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Cay if you went to do the one bottom. Yeah,
I appreciate for everybody. I uh, I forgot to eat
today cause you know that's what I do. So my
sugar was literally like sixty when.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
I got eat damage plus one D ten plus three Yeah, sir,
so roll your eat ten.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Nine? Interest is now?

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Is it twenty okay? Is this twenty day? Okay? Okay?
Now that's the nick spiders, which is behind you it's
gonna do beby where I'm gonna do attack or multi

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attacker spider which one is multi attack?

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
All right, Ham, you're gonna roll over here?

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
What Tracy eighteen eighteen play harbor that twenty. I'm gonna
look at the spider.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
And say, you're fucking ugly and your silvery barbs is
my reaction and he has disadvantage on all of his
roles istern so you have to reroll that.

Speaker 10 (01:05:55):
Alright, ll okay, I got twenty, Let's be careful when
it had still hiss.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
That's fine, it's not a crit Alright, I'll recover. You
got a roll two more.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Let's see if we can we can hit him with disadvantage.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
On the one twenty, but then the one's a twelve
since the st he says twice. That's funny. Okay, it's
way better than a criten twice. Yeah, alright, Uh roll
me at D two details steeds a figure on me now, huh.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Say, okay, that's how'd you do advanced? Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
It's plus three and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Oh so there's twelve on this twel t.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Why would you want ten.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Eight plus eight plus three plus three plus three plus
three damage.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Hold on, I can't see that book. Yes, because now
that you said plus eight, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
I I want to see what you're reading.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
How wish have we had?

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
Like that number in front's giving you an average in
case you don't want to roll?

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
So I took up your damage?

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
How you could probably yeah, subtract eight, So tell damage? Okay? Good?
The only reason I had to check because that would
have been dead, I mean, not a lots a bar

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and you're poison? Uh conci right, see if I h twenty, Yeah,
you're good?

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
And then the next step is the other spider who's
going to attack Flyman? Was that on the left or
the right?

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
This is going behind you know, the the other spider's
about to go.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
I made a little maps on the left the rock cradle.

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Is this the spider in front of me?

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Or behind me? Uh? Behind you to your left where
the circles do the ex Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
So I was gonna say, like, would I be able
to use and reaction and bring shield?

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Which what do you want to use? Good actions? Uh?
Score down to reactions.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
It's a whole category. If you have any.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Uh you do have the spell shield. Yeah, you have
to do it if they hit you. Okay, you can
go shield and just raise racing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
So okay, all right, that you're on me.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Dis Yeah, I mean have forty five hit points the
first five that yeah, that's like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
So that's a yet. Oh again, that's a yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
I'm going to do shield.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Shield raises you by two, right, it will raise me by.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Five. Okay, then so nineteen so it's fourteen. Oh like
so it's twenty four.

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
Okay, so both of those hits, you know, glance off
the magical shield that you've uh.

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
Okay, cant okay, So is that spiders on the left
still up?

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
Okay, So okay, I'm gonna do firebolt.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Okay, right, wait where fire boats sit from the fire ball?

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Yeah, that's gonna say.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
If fireboat just hits one, that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
No, No, it's like, oh shit, I'm in the way.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
He's just fourteen a little rock.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
No, Rob becomes Nigel Nigel.

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Okay, so what is this here?

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Like, okay, so you add that to your attack girl.
So wid thirteen thirteen plus six nineteen.

Speaker 5 (01:10:39):
So that is two d ten of fire damon.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
That's any.

Speaker 5 (01:10:54):
Twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
That thing's about half that now all right after? Okay, yeah,
fa switch M Maybe what art thou doing?

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Math st I Uh, first, am going to reach into
my breast pocket and I'm gonna put a little case
and I'm gonna click the case up and and there's
gonna be this absolutely gorgeous ebony kazoo, and I'm gonna
put the kazoo in my mouth and I'm gonna cast
irritating kazoo. So all the creatures with then ten feet

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of means I'm assuming all the spiders you know, uh,
they all need to make a con save.

Speaker 17 (01:11:48):
Okay, five for the front, one, fifteen from the back, one,

(01:12:08):
nineteen for the left one.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Okay, so to pass the one with the five fils
because my attack says a fourteen, So a couple of
things are gonna happen. It's gonna take one day six damage,
so that's gonna be five. Which one the one that failed?

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Yeah, because the other ones are gonna take damage too,
but different things happen.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
For the one that took the five damage at the
beginning of each of my turns, it'll take more damage
and cannot cast spells or does it cast in the
spells the phase kind of no.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
It doesn't count, but it's important that it takes damage
and spell the other two take for damage.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
And uh, they are just sort of.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Stuck there for they can't really move until the beginning
of their turn. Okay, And I chose to elect to
spend an extra spell slot. I raise it up one
so that my party doesn't also have to.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
To roll a safe. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
So I just have to note that because normally they
would also have to say but I I went up
on it. That's my action. And with my bonus action,
I'm gonna Sam's character is not actually gonna fight, right, No,
he's the monkey's just like I'm gonna look over at Amiria.

(01:14:00):
I don't know why I can't Camaria and with a kazoo,
I'm gonna play another little.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
You got this and you get Bartic inspiration. All right, Condad,
it's your turn. Let me make sure it's the extra
depend head. I'm a special bar, so let me see
what all you can.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Where are you gonna?

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Okay, so you can use my Bartic inspiration on anything,
but for the next hour if you fail any D
twenty just beginning, if you do not pass the declining,
you can also roll my bart and you could roll

(01:15:10):
a DA and add the number rolled to the So
if you fail, you get an extra bartic inspiration. Okay,
the college I am you not only get the added
or whatever, but if you fail, you get to get
an extra.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
But I'm going to do well. I do have like
one hand on the on the spooter. I Am going
to bring out a hammer and I'm going to smack
it in the face. So twenty five to hit.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Okay, yeah, that hits. Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Nine damage. And then Little Rob's gonna come up and side. Yeah,
he's gonna he's gonna pull up a little bit of
an iron knuckle. Just kind of describe me. He's gonna
he's gonna punch uh ship fell away.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Feature twins. He's at the top of the round. Yeah, okay,
just making shirt got my reaction.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
But yeah, so he's gonna he's gonna try to go
for a jab h eleven. Probably not.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Yeah, he does a big job swinging a miss.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
No, it's like he's just chance to do it. It's
just he's too small for this one.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Church the Spider's turn. That frond Spider is gonna he's
he's about half dead.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Can I see a character shut real quick. You're a ranger, right,
He's gonna don ethereal junt, but.

Speaker 5 (01:17:17):
I can't get it to load up on me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
So he's removing himself from the second.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
I can probably help you that in a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Now you have that armor on these spiders shift in
the ethereal plane.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Yeah, I'm not gonna use my magic action to shift
of the ethereal plane yet. They'll just fight me in
the ethereal plane.

Speaker 5 (01:17:40):
I'm not gonna do that, especially with taking on the damage.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Okay, So the spider directly behind you is That's what
I was double checking to make sure that. Uh, make
sure that right now, each of the spiders with a.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Spider in the front who is directly behind me engaged,
you get a sneak attack, you get advantage.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Okay, So that way you can add your sneak attack.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
Nice because when they're when you're a rogue, it's either
when they're engaged or when you have advantage. So you
can ask it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Then what's behind you're just hagging you multi attack her?
DC's what eighteen eighteen? Okay that messes that hits that?
What is it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
That that hits I'm gonna say, Hey, could you come
as that ugly or somebody step on you, and I'm
gonna do silvery barbs and the disadvantage of.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Got them. Okay, that misses the most action.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
It's gonna do ethereal jaunt as well. Set fucked off
into the ethereal plane. See, I can't cast it higher
than the seventh.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Level, so I would only be able to take me.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
So I'm not gonna take three spiders and fight them
in the fucking material plane.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
That could happen.

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
Alight.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
So the third spinder are seeing that his two buddies
you will funk off as well, and so they skid
out of off and give you a seal plane. Yeah,
do I have any potions? How many?

Speaker 5 (01:19:31):
How much damage did you all taken?

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
I can mind myself, so I'll be okay.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
I took a little hit. If we fight more spiders
like that, I can probably anytime.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
How much damage did you take?

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
I took twelve out of forty five. They keep hitting.
If we fight them again, I'm a couple of hits.
I'll be dead. They actually hit me.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Luckily, this new armor that you guys can't see came
in handy I have, but I.

Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
Also have spared the dying. So I'm not dead, so
let's steal just in case.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Why didn't you you spare the dying on Clark?

Speaker 5 (01:20:10):
I asked you if you wanted me to.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
The goblin, the goblin fell in love with him.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Yeah, I'm saying because I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
Yeah, I'm saying I said that in character. Anyways, Oh,
it's it's a long story. Clark fell in love with me.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
He was a goblin, and then you fucked everything up.
So I had to murder Clark, and she was gonna
bring Clark back, but that just seemed like too much
trauma for the poor goblin. Just imagine the love of
your life switch your throat after kissing you, and then
you died and you come back, and just too much trauma.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Plus I stole back the money I gave him.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
This just sounds like a lot of unnecessary drama because
of you, because of Snow.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
So, how do I want to proceed?

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Well, that's say I I will fill a very narrow pass.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
Can I I think you you've successfully scared off the
spiders for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Guys, can we take like an hour rest against this tree?
That way, we don't have things? Are you sure you
wanna rest.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
In the tree?

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
Do you want to?

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
I never, No, We're just gonna go. I guess yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
I think it'd be the best way. If you need somebody,
I'll carry you the rest of the way. It's like
all spells. I can just transform into like a little
carriage and we can like a little movable carriage and
we can go.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Every time you do something that requires you to stretch
or turn into something, we end up getting fucked.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
So no, thank you, no offense.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
But you end up putting a mustache on, you end
up talking, you're the blowing ship up, or your head
falls down and you can't move it for a second,
or you god.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
It sounds like a real bit really bad inconvenience, So.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
We need to put like limitations. What you do, you
kind of are but it's okay, we love you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Well, well let's let's let's keep talking. And as that does,
I'm going to pull out my boomerang. I have a
boomerang and I'm going to start matically tinkering with it
while we're walking to what end to what I'm going
to do with this with magic.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Choice turn the doom rang into a bag of holding,
but be attacked by the bag man in your next
long has I have a bag of holding one?

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Well? That that's like me, I'm just just sleep. He
pops out of my chest.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
They don't have a bag of holding. What's the odds
that I have a bag of holding? From rating all
those rooms?

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
I do pretty high. I hand you a bag of
holding because I meant, I look, and I go, do
you like a bag that just holds everything here?

Speaker 5 (01:23:24):
But what about the bag man?

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
No, I don't think that's I already he meant magically
fuck around.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Oh no, No, that's just like the kind of a
joke because like the bag of like there's like a
lot of bags of holding in me, like three bags
of holding. It's like more for like I kind of
like kind of the bender logic for my character, just
like I could just pull something out just I'm random
and all that, because it's like really just.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Like the bag Wait, I didn't give you a bag
of holding because I wouldn't have put a bag of
holding instead of a bag of holding.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Yeah, because that would have blown up no bag holding
for me. I'll keep an eye on That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just like just
just tinkering with it, you know, just like imbuing it
with a little bit of magic.

Speaker 12 (01:24:12):
Well, he's like fucking around with his boomerang. I'm gonna
be keeping my eyes open looking out for anything else
that might have goes.

Speaker 5 (01:24:19):
Okay, are we still seeing spider webs or what are
we seeing?

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
You're you're you're very quickly getting through the spider webs.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
And what about like what time of day?

Speaker 10 (01:24:33):
Is it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
Afternoon?

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
Are we in the okay, so like in the mountain pass?

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
No, no, like what like what's like the weather like.

Speaker 18 (01:24:44):
Is it like you know, like is it like in
the kind of apidden pouring rainstorm as we speak right now? Okay,
you hear a crack of thunder and lightning strength in
the distance, torrential downpour?

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
My I will like my head well mely just kind
of like it's saying, I would just like does anybody
need an umbrella or anything?

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
And like a little can't save that Lincoln for After dmb.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Okay thirteen, I wrote, No, I rolled at thirteen and
a umbrella is going to kind of pop out of
my head and it just kind of like, you know,
kind of keep it's big enough to where you could
fit at least about like three, like you know, three
people underneath.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
So we can fix your arcand tricks.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
Okay, yeah, oh you you're linking.

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
Here to one of my random campaigns. He doesn't have one.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Okay, that way I can get you in and I
got all the books and.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Because like I'm still waiting for heat, so I can
link mind to his.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
So he needs to create a whole new account. He's
just lazy. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, I don't mean that
in a bad way.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
It's an ADHD.

Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
Yeah, we're going through this torrential downpour.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
Yeah, yeah, so like you got to like so like
I have an umbrella to where it could at least
like stay dry as we're doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
How bad rain?

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
If I pull out a jug and I and I
hold it, how quickly it's a jug fill up less
than a minute?

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
Can I took a bunch of ship?

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
How many jugs from like the medical department?

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
I want to see how many gallons of water I
can get? Well, if you want to stop and send
them out, well, I mean, if I'm just gonna hold
it while walk and just let it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
I was gonna say, like, are you underneath the umbrella
with me?

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Well, I was just gonna like fill on up and
then shove.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
The bag like are you needing water? I'm holding things,
you know, I'd say, like I just kind of like
it's here, let me see the jug. I take the
jug and immediately just like my hand will kind of
like we'll kind of turn into a little spickett.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
But now he's got to roll and see if he
sucks up, right, it's something bad. It's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Seven seven.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
That's a bad malfunction to say something bad happens.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
So it's just I take I take back. I'm sorry,
try to squirted one.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
On your face.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
I just wanted to see if while we're walking, I
could just fill to switch a person out and give
me roll.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
For hot on.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
Are we doing the D four?

Speaker 19 (01:27:35):
We're doing the D six, which was the other one
because the count well the other one we discussed adding
a hick well Hick and Bennie Vinnie.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
From yes, we just we want.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
To say that for next time, say for next time
is then I need to figure out what their plus
and mass is gonna be.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
Okay, so what before D five?

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
One? Okay, So if if I roll a six, I
go back to normal. So well ship damn. Normal is four, well, four,
four and six until we can come up with that
of the personality, I had to roll a D six out.

Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
There's no D five.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
A four okay, normal, it's almost roll again. How many
dugs can I potentially get? Five? The cow worsh oh
cors We're gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:28:38):
So I'm gonna, like, very discreetly pull this.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
Out and just like you just here a damn I
need metal?

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Do you see h do you see twenty?

Speaker 20 (01:28:56):
Because he's gonna be terrified anything cars can't Three Okay,
you were able to to while he's.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
Distracted by the terrifying rain, zap him. Roll again.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
Six, I'm back normal, Okay, thank god.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
Well what happened? You were just coward exactly what I
said was gonna happen. You were gonna fuck up and
then turn into some fucking I'm frustrated. I'm just gonna
keep walking getting jugs of water.

Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
It's like, well, you turn into this cowardly type and
you were scared of the rain and you wouldn't move.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
Oh no, I was still walking. I'm just like, just
I just go.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
He was in front, he was, but I ran ahead
of him. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
At a frustration, and you've got jugs zeros right, one
jug at a time.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
You're concentrating your only perception. Check what this is, amach.

Speaker 5 (01:30:16):
Most boitors.

Speaker 21 (01:30:22):
Okay, I'm gonna use a luck point to reroll the
low one okay fifteen fifteen Okay, you don't notice until
it's too late. You've walked next to a ledge with
the pouring rain. You slip and go careening down.

Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
As I start to slide, I passed at one jug
and I turned into a bird, so I don't get hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
And then I come up and go ledge and I
just slammed back in front of.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
So As. That's saying I'm gonna do a like.

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
How so there's you're coming down the path.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
Not no, it's gonna do an an investigation check to
see how far like how far out can we see?
Like in this in this downpour, you.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Can hardly see like a few feet in front of you.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
Okay, that's that's why it was too late. Right where
I'm at, the ledge, so comes slow.

Speaker 6 (01:31:29):
Yeah, there's a ledge that drops off and it's about
it's only about a five foot drop.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
I would probably be dead right now if I couldn't
turn into animals, So do you an't want to climb
down the ledge?

Speaker 5 (01:31:45):
Is that where the paths?

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Yes? The path to tease on there?

Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
D n What's is there any sort of creature I
could turn into that would be good at?

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
Like a goat?

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
A goat could where they walk at ninety degrees?

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
Could I potentially turn into a larger goat and walk
somebody down one at a time so nobody gets hurt?

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
I was going to well, I was going to do
like I've got a bunch of rope, just kind of
like have like some spikes and all that stuff was
going to actually make a little bit What do you
all want to do?

Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
Make a pull?

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
Let's say I got stuff I can make a pulley
system to where we can easily repel off the side
of the mountain and be safe.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
I'm only the decision of you cam here would you
rather me who has always successfully turned into an animal?

Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
The goat?

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
I turned into a goat and I slowly take everybody
down to the mountain. I was like, can walk at
ninety degrees?

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
I Am going to activate my homer boots and slowly
try to walk down.

Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
And I'm assuming you'll let people use the saddle so
they don't fall right, well, I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:32:56):
Using the saddle an eight on the monkey.

Speaker 6 (01:33:00):
Yeah, that's a bad man. Father show, get halfway down
for half a moment you're getting down, and then they
cut off and you just fall down and collapse.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
Roll a D four for dam seeing you guys could
be all together? Oh we see this right even down
to that board, do we hear it?

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Good choice? That is gonna be an audio nightmare.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
Yes, I take three damage.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Very good choice. Thank you for trusting the reliability of
Exy Mobile.

Speaker 5 (01:33:46):
You've never let me down. Slimon.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
It was a hot mess, honey, robot guy. We just
talked about this. You need to stop trying things.

Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
Usually I'm very supportive and i'm a I'm a why
not person, But now with you, I'm gonna be a
why the fucks?

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
I won't know to a try, I believe it'll work
one day.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
You're good at hitting, you're terrible and everything else.

Speaker 5 (01:34:18):
How can I get you back to normal?

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
I haven't been able to figure that out. I don't
know if it's a bug. I don't know if it's
like reset issue. I'm saying I reboot you've heard me
reboot multiple times throughout like the last few nights.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Okay, who made you at an elephant? Man?

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
I think his name was BackStar, BackStar.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
I guess he's gonna take him back shots.

Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
Probably he had had a verly finely groomed mustache, a
hat like a little cap with suspenders and overalls and
he uh and like he he would scream marmalade when
things blew.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
Up, A marmalade.

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
That's not important. It's just scruppy for Futurama.

Speaker 5 (01:35:07):
Yeah, I'm just gonna write down, dapper looking mustache.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
You would take this right, oh mustache, think of scruffy
for Futurama.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
But as an elephant, that's okay.

Speaker 5 (01:35:21):
So if we find this BackStar, would he be able
to fix you?

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
Probably?

Speaker 5 (01:35:28):
Okay? Do you where are you from?

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
Or do you know?

Speaker 5 (01:35:31):
Or do you where is BackStar from?

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
That? No, you don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
I have a vague memory of like being activated. One
of the personalities told me that this guild.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
Is what Yeah, It's like yeah, like the personality am
right now. It's like, yeah, the guild was the one
who created me.

Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
What guild?

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
The Crossroad Guild?

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
Yeah, the cross in this reality is a world renowned
adventure in banking guild.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
So I know everybody knows.

Speaker 5 (01:36:04):
Everybody knows.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
Oh, they have chapter houses in every major city on
the top.

Speaker 5 (01:36:10):
So if we visit a chapter house, we might be
able to find this BackStar and get him not fucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
If we do.

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
I I would like to avoid going into the guild.
I've I've had some run ins with the guild before,
and nothing terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
It's just.

Speaker 3 (01:36:36):
When you're a barred and ends and guild members are
our adventures and you're as handsome as me, sometimes people
try to kill you for pickpocketing.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
It's just it.

Speaker 5 (01:36:51):
Happens. I understand.

Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
On the road, what do you want a burger movie?
A burger does he's getting stun.

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
I pickpocket with a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
It's just.

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
I've had to survive. I wanted to be a veterinarian.
That's what I want to do, is take care of animals.
But no, everyone I knew and love had to die.

Speaker 5 (01:37:19):
Trauma. You've got it too, But it's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
Mom always said you're a robot. You don't have a mother.
I have a I don't have any family.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
That's the saying. At least you guys, new people. I
don't even know what what I am like, Like, everything
I do is just failing, and.

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
I'm very vulnerable. At this point, I'm just gonna be like.
I was helping some animals in the forest. Forest caught
on fire.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
My entire town was murdered. I barely escaped and all
the animals were killed. Oh my gosh, I was six.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Did you start the fire?

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
No, I was mending a little bird's wings. I escaped.
I went to a bar. This tavern keeper.

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
Handed me a kazoo, and I learned to be a
bar and I stole and fucked my way through everything.

Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
So I don't like a bunch of people.

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
I don't like persuading people to have sex with me
or a love min. I'm just trying to survive because
everyone killed my family.

Speaker 2 (01:38:38):
A percept A check that true? Is it against me?

Speaker 6 (01:38:50):
Perchance? It's all are talking fifteen fifteen Okay. While they're
having a little pow wow, you notice off into the business.
You can see the faint outline of a cave.

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
Opave, guys, I see the cave.

Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
We should we should go.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
Well, let's let's get a moving as we have slowly
head to the cave.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
The cave is pitch black inside. You can't see your
hand in fret your face. You wouldn't want to pull
out a torch.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
First races, everybody check your sheets and see if you've
got dark vision.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
I have dark vision.

Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
I have dark vision.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
Okay, I'm checking because.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
But just for sis, I will, I will use my
Uh well, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
An elf, right now, Elves have dark vision. Would I
have dark vision?

Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
I wouldn't think you would, like you don't take on
the qualities.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
Yeah, just the cosmetic Yeah, so I will, I will.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
It's dark.

Speaker 5 (01:40:14):
Before you do what you're about to do a malfunction.
I have a hooded lantern and I'm going to give
it to Eggs.

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
And I'm just like, I'm just going to give the torch.

Speaker 5 (01:40:27):
Okay, so you have it. You're not going to turn
into a torch. You're going to give him a torch.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
I will, I will give him a torch.

Speaker 5 (01:40:37):
Okay, Well that calls you to a malfunction.

Speaker 2 (01:40:40):
I just pull it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
I just pull it out.

Speaker 3 (01:40:43):
My I cast cancher, press a disitation just to make
a little ball of white up here. No offense, man,
I'm terrified of everything you pull out of you. Okay, fine,
I just hovered over my hand. The only downsides had
to concentrate on it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
So it does it. It's just gonna light around me.

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Not so like I'll just I got so like. Fine,
I guess I just kind of attempt to light at myself.

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
I've got ten feet of light. Okay, so who's who's
going I think.

Speaker 1 (01:41:21):
Mine will give it a sixty feet of light?

Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
Okay, Well we're off the flyman in the front again.

Speaker 1 (01:41:29):
I'm not saying I'm just pull out like a little
lighter and just light the torch like nothing special.

Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
You see the cave starts leading down further and further.
It's just it's there's no it's almost like a mine.
There's no.

Speaker 3 (01:41:50):
What am I trying to say?

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
You're trying to say we need a diggy hole?

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
No, you don't need a victory. It's just it's just
a slightly meaning ye solitary tunnel. Is there any old
man preventing kids from yearning for the minds?

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Do you see a laughing horse?

Speaker 2 (01:42:10):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:42:13):
Okay? Can we see anything on the ordinary?

Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
Not on the ordinary.

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
I don't want totally anything sustious. Can I listen for
animals that would be burrow animals that might be.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
Sure, and well that's dood. I'm gonna do an investigation
check to see.

Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
Or nature nature check.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
I'm gonna do an investigation check to see if like
if like you know, like what time like could kind
of like any damage to the cave, to see, like
if there's something that may be here, to see like
you know, if like you know, there may be a
chance something's living in this cave, to see like any droppings,
any marks on the walls and all that stuff. It's

(01:42:57):
seventeen seventeen. O.

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
Hey, you can.

Speaker 6 (01:43:05):
You see some discarded rags, some broken pottery laying around?
It looks like something has lived here somewhat recently.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
Yeah, and I yeah, so it does seem like something
maybe here may have lived here recently. I don't knop
you here the.

Speaker 4 (01:43:24):
Burrowing of a mole nearby?

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
Okay? Can I shout out to the mole? Yes? Hey, buddy,
do you care to come talk to me for a second?
What do you want? Hey? Where what are we doing
in the cave trying to find.

Speaker 5 (01:43:41):
The god killing weapon?

Speaker 4 (01:43:42):
God killing weapon?

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
H I just didn't know if we had to kill
something for the god killing weapon?

Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
Hey, buddy question.

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
Uh, we're told by this crazy old geezer that likes
to turn into a falcon that there's a sword in here.

Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
Oh yeah, Karen, and I know him. Yeah, he sent
us to get the sword. Do you know where it's at?
It's just down the cave. Is there anything I need
to worry about? Also? Down the cave? Where's this great
big guy named Bunga? Bung of violent? That depends?

Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:44:25):
Does bunk? Can Bunga talk to you? Like I am?

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:44:28):
Bunga doesn't bunt to talk to me? Okay, is there
any traps that you know? Bunga's not smart enough for traps? Hey,
what's your name? By the way, Elroy? Elroy, I'm egs.
I'm gonna give him note.

Speaker 5 (01:44:46):
I am.

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
Hearing that the word Bunga, knowing that it could it
may be possibly maybe the person I think it is, like,
and I have a little bit of history, like I
know of a Bunga. I'm going to run deep into
the cave.

Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
While you're talking to the mall. He just like sick.
Please don't fall after him.

Speaker 3 (01:45:14):
Okay, And no, you wouldn't have You would not have
heard Bunker. I'm talking to all I'm going to give
him some food and I'm gonna say I can turn
into a moll, to turn into a mall. Are there
any particular holes that I need to watch out for
because I'm going to try to go get a view

(01:45:37):
of Bungo without Bunger seeing me. But I don't want
to run into your house on accident. Uh, well, let's reconsidered.
Of you take this tunnel, he'll like he's just rolling
it out in the dirt for you. Take this tunnel
that Doug last week. It'll take you into Bunga's cave.

(01:45:58):
But be careful because if you go too far, you
fall into the unending abyss. Oh, I'm not worried about abysiness. Uh,
I really appreciate you and the I'm gonna turn back
into me and I'm gonna go. Guys, there is a
somewhat violent person at the end of this tunnel. The

(01:46:19):
name Yeah, it's Buggy or Bungo or.

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
That might have been it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:27):
Grab your shoulder, dude, calm down. Apparently he's not very
smart and he likes to kill people. Now, the mold
told me of a tunnel that I can go spy
and then come back, or we can just slowly walk
directly into our deaths up to.

Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
You, guys, if you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:51):
Ask him if he make wheel?

Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
Hey? Does this guy make wheels? Bunga? No, this bug
Bunga doesn't make wills. Bungle makes fire. No, Bunga makes fire,
No wills.

Speaker 5 (01:47:07):
Okay, couldn't be there, it's a different bungo. Yeah, I'd
say you could go kind of go check that out.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
It's a possibility.

Speaker 2 (01:47:17):
I'll be right back. I'm gonna turn into the mall. Hey,
do you care just to go with me so I
don't fall into the goldell? Do you have a family.
I'll give you guys some food. I have a lot
of food on me. I had a family.

Speaker 3 (01:47:28):
Did Bunger take him? No?

Speaker 2 (01:47:31):
Actually I cave trolled them.

Speaker 3 (01:47:34):
I'm so sorry. I'm assuming while we're walking in the cave. Uh,
there's a I would gain the side of the mall right, yes, okay,
or lack thereof, I'll least be able to go through.

Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
Yeah, yeah, because moles are moles are blonde. Yeah, all right.
When we get to the what's another burrowing animal that's
not blind? A rabbit? Well, you can make your own mongoose, right, match?
Or a fair not a fair, the little not a

(01:48:15):
mere cat, but related to mer cats, the ones between
a fair and a mere cat. Oh way, not a
mink a.

Speaker 3 (01:48:25):
In never mind, Yes, I'll just turn in to a
mer cat so I can see. Okay, that's fine. How
long does it take to get there?

Speaker 1 (01:48:35):
Quick before the hyena comes?

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
Three minutes too far? Perception? What I see you.

Speaker 1 (01:48:47):
Before?

Speaker 12 (01:48:49):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
Liking one and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
Fifteen? All right? You see uh a very very large
cave with a very large table in a very large
stool and sitting on the far or laying down on
the far and in a little not a little, but
very large opening to the cavern wall is a stone

(01:49:17):
giant a sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:49:19):
Alright, I'm gonna high tail back and tell my buddy
thank you, and I'm gonna come rough the whole.

Speaker 2 (01:49:25):
There's a roaring fire at one end of the cave.

Speaker 6 (01:49:30):
See any weapons, just the club that the stone giant
is holding in his sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
I'm gonna run back back, guys, Blunga.

Speaker 3 (01:49:41):
Is a giant, a stone giant.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
Well that rolls out, my Bungo.

Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
He's asleep in the corner holding a cub. There's a
big fire and he's massive.

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
Bungo would know what to do.

Speaker 5 (01:49:57):
Does one of us want to sneak it?

Speaker 2 (01:49:59):
I mean, I'm gonna hand you a potion of invisibility.

Speaker 5 (01:50:04):
Yeah, I also have stealth plus nine, and.

Speaker 7 (01:50:07):
The invisibility person will give you advantage on your stealth roll.

Speaker 2 (01:50:13):
So okay, I'm gonna toss you out. Let me see
which one it is.

Speaker 1 (01:50:17):
Let's see do I have anything that could help?

Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
Because I don't. Uh, it's greater invisibility.

Speaker 3 (01:50:23):
So with it, you're invisible for one hour and touching
stuff doesn't lose your invisibility.

Speaker 2 (01:50:28):
If you have to roll a stealth roll, you do
with advantage. So I'm gonna toss out a review and drink.

Speaker 5 (01:50:34):
Okay. So I chugged that and I'm like, okay, I
will be back, and then I'm kind of like stealthy
thing creep around.

Speaker 2 (01:50:45):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:50:45):
So if I'm in bongus case, don't need a roll
perception to see if.

Speaker 10 (01:50:51):
I can find Okay, Well, I loved how you rolled
that twenty one twenty one Okay, so.

Speaker 3 (01:51:06):
Among you know, just random hottiments and everything and a
broken wheel, no extra broken club, the huge roaring fire.
You see behind the fire, this very faint glow of Green's.

Speaker 5 (01:51:28):
A little bits. Is there any way behind the fire?
I do have to walk through it.

Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
That's up to you what you want to do.

Speaker 5 (01:51:37):
With anybody with you.

Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
If we need still something, it's just you and me,
we could use that asterally you can do snidely.

Speaker 3 (01:51:49):
Are you saying that's the main character. Yeah, no, absolutely not.
The fire is built into like this immense like she's
already walked. You and I are gonna sit here. You're
not gonna do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:52:00):
You can look and see that there's no hard way
to get around behind it. Just like.

Speaker 5 (01:52:14):
If I ray a frost, that bitch, will it put
the fire out?

Speaker 2 (01:52:17):
It's like, hold on, okay, let her have a moment.

Speaker 5 (01:52:20):
So I'm gonna ray a frost. Do I need to
roll for That's okay, so put that out.

Speaker 3 (01:52:31):
I have dark vision, Yes, you have dark vision. But
the fire went out and this wakes up bunga.

Speaker 2 (01:52:41):
Wire gone. He gets up, but he can't really see,
so he starts smashing things in his gait.

Speaker 12 (01:52:51):
Okay, So can I just like run grab this thing
and then like sneak because I do have dark vision.

Speaker 2 (01:52:57):
Run into the fire cars? Yeah? Okay, so you're right
in there. There's this just very very narrow passage.

Speaker 3 (01:53:09):
You have to squeeze in for a while to get
through it, and that's where the green light's coming from.

Speaker 1 (01:53:16):
So I do that?

Speaker 6 (01:53:17):
Do that?

Speaker 3 (01:53:18):
We definitely hear the banging, right, yes, all right, I'm
gonna be like, listen, it sounds bad, but let's give
it a little bit of time before we run in.

Speaker 2 (01:53:30):
Just we don't want to give them away and then
have to fight a giant.

Speaker 1 (01:53:36):
I don't think she has this.

Speaker 2 (01:53:38):
I trust my visibility. Qotion, bomb got smell thing, bomb
got hate. And you hear the giant running towards YouTube.

Speaker 5 (01:53:47):
Oh it's a sword in the stone.

Speaker 2 (01:53:52):
I turned into a meerkat and I go in a hole?

Speaker 3 (01:53:57):
Do you.

Speaker 2 (01:53:58):
Bomb? Should we? Can we assume that these safe? Yes? Okay,
you just grab him in your okay?

Speaker 5 (01:54:06):
So am I able to grab the sword on thee?

Speaker 12 (01:54:09):
Or?

Speaker 1 (01:54:11):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:54:11):
If you would look at the group thing? I said,
what the sword looks like?

Speaker 5 (01:54:17):
So I grabbed the sword. Is there any other way
out besides the narrow You give me a strength check?
Oh nope, Roman plus Y.

Speaker 2 (01:54:40):
Still have a bartic inspiration.

Speaker 5 (01:54:45):
Okay, and I'm gonna use that. So it's plus eight.

Speaker 2 (01:54:52):
All right? You pull all your mic finally comes feat
use the barn.

Speaker 3 (01:55:00):
As you're grabbing it, you just hear in your head
my voice go a little little I love you, and
I don't come straight.

Speaker 5 (01:55:08):
Out I love you. Okay, So now I have to
what what sword is it?

Speaker 2 (01:55:20):
What sort is it? Will you? You don't have time
to check at the moment, so actually is you're in
our clumb check later.

Speaker 1 (01:55:26):
So while it uh so after, I'm gonna use the
smoke bomb, and as it fills the room, I am
going to uh like talk to bung up. Are you
scared of the dark.

Speaker 2 (01:55:42):
I'm headed to her through the hole?

Speaker 6 (01:55:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Bungett doesn't care. Bunkeet just hears
your voice and tries to hone in on that and
swings his club.

Speaker 2 (01:55:57):
We're gonna stone club.

Speaker 1 (01:55:59):
Well you gotta save it. Hits roll to hit you're
what you're I'm at nineteen, you're at nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:56:05):
I'll do it a disadvantage because it's dark.

Speaker 1 (01:56:07):
Yeah, well, like there's smoke and it's dark.

Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
So where you're gonna do a disadvantage?

Speaker 6 (01:56:14):
So swinging a miss, but it hits the side of
the cavern wall and dislodges a huge.

Speaker 1 (01:56:21):
Boulder bunga, I can give you friend to help you
from darkness, bun guy hate, And I am going to
pull out my cuddly mascot.

Speaker 2 (01:56:37):
Cuddly mascot. What does the mascot?

Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
It is this little stuffed animal. It is tiny and
it's a magic toy, prefect for cuddling and if I
pres and so I'm going to press it onto him
and it's going and it's going to attach to him
for an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:56:58):
It's a flelling giant.

Speaker 1 (01:57:00):
Well, I just gotta it touches him? What touches him?

Speaker 2 (01:57:03):
That as empty? And he's flowing around.

Speaker 1 (01:57:10):
Disadvantage, Well, like am I going to do with like
a sleight of hand or just just like what am
I doing? You're trying to hit, you're trying to touch, Okay,
so that would be a.

Speaker 2 (01:57:24):
Disadvantage.

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
It's a tent. It doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (01:57:26):
So yeah, So he's flowing, chomping around, banging.

Speaker 1 (01:57:31):
Yeah. Yeah, actually think you like this. The toy can
be used to fight off fear when you make a
saving through to avoid or into frightened condition on your
like on on it like it gives yourself advantage on
rolls and.

Speaker 2 (01:57:46):
I'm not afraid angry. Yeah, so fire gone.

Speaker 1 (01:57:54):
Is all you want is fire?

Speaker 2 (01:57:56):
You don't know that?

Speaker 1 (01:57:57):
Well it got dark. It's like Bunga, do you want been.

Speaker 2 (01:58:00):
Dark in your cave? Because it's a tonne leading into
his cave. So she she knows that what have I
made it back to them? You made it to her?
She's coming up and she squeezed through.

Speaker 5 (01:58:13):
Okay, So can I come through and then I'm out
of the fireplace and use fireboat to re light the fireplace?

Speaker 1 (01:58:19):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (01:58:20):
But but I'm still invisible?

Speaker 2 (01:58:22):
Yeah? Okay, I turned back Cuman, if you can see me?
Question for you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:58:29):
If I expended, just got rid of one of my
third level spell socks?

Speaker 2 (01:58:35):
Can I cast my armor at a level.

Speaker 3 (01:58:39):
Eight so I could take them to the ethereal plane
with me?

Speaker 1 (01:58:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:58:45):
Alright, come to me if you can see me. Uh,
we're fucking off.

Speaker 5 (01:58:49):
Okay, Well, I light the fire.

Speaker 1 (01:58:52):
Do I hear this?

Speaker 2 (01:58:54):
You?

Speaker 6 (01:58:54):
She lights the fire and then the hurry into the thing.
You see this like the famous glow of fire in Bunga.
Bunga sees it two in Bunga fire good fire back.

Speaker 2 (01:59:09):
Goes back to his How quickly do you get to me?
Real quick? I'm just like Boo I touched them.

Speaker 3 (01:59:13):
We go to the ethereal plane. So the ethereal plane
is pretty much directly above. We can see and touch anything,
but they can't touch us.

Speaker 1 (01:59:22):
And I'm gonna pet back out the cave or is
the cap so okay, then I'm gonna head out of
the cave because that's the saying I don't see them.
So my there's the Bunga's home and well I don't
hear him. Yeah, Like, so I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:59:41):
Golf, we're gonna walk in the ethereal plane and we're
gonna walk out of the cave in the ethereal plane.

Speaker 1 (01:59:47):
Yeah, so I'm gonna run out the cave just okay.

Speaker 2 (01:59:49):
So you see his like shadowy form and we know
it's safe out okay.

Speaker 5 (01:59:57):
And then I'm like, look the sword, guys put it
out stone.

Speaker 1 (02:00:00):
I don't know what it is. I'm going to uh
not saying, I'm gonna look it into an arcana check.

Speaker 2 (02:00:07):
Okay, that's just a rusty sword. I'm not gonna kill anything, tetless.

Speaker 1 (02:00:15):
It is a fifteen fifteen.

Speaker 2 (02:00:17):
It's just a rusty sword. You feel no magic coursing
through it at all. It actually feels like it's about
to fall apart. I am going to.

Speaker 1 (02:00:28):
Walk up to its, place my hand on it, okay,
and I am going to cast mending.

Speaker 4 (02:00:37):
Mendy.

Speaker 2 (02:00:38):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:00:38):
Well it's say like, well, like I am a for
like a messer. I think there's actually something where I
could let's see you smell right to afford the job
battle smith Bot already still defender, so the.

Speaker 5 (02:01:00):
Ruins meant nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:01:08):
I could magic tinker to where ann try to do
where this like give it magic to where the swork
like start repairing itself.

Speaker 3 (02:01:19):
Or if you want to try something you I am
I'm going to infuse this.

Speaker 1 (02:01:27):
That's saying saying that this is not like a non
like that there's no magic in this I can tell
I'm going to infuse this item with magic and give
it mending to where it will like slow like over
like a span of time, it will like turn itself

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back into pristine like into pristine like condition.

Speaker 2 (02:01:59):
You want to try this?

Speaker 3 (02:02:00):
Um hm hmm.

Speaker 4 (02:02:08):
What should I have your role for?

Speaker 2 (02:02:10):
M Okay, I'll let you. Okay, you you put your pon,
your hand up to it, and you you cast mending. Yeah,
you're you're tinkering to actually add.

Speaker 5 (02:02:28):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:02:28):
The sword shakes and resists all attempts to mend it
or ultra in any way.

Speaker 2 (02:02:37):
Okay, so maybe it's not just a shitty, rusty sword.

Speaker 1 (02:02:43):
But yeah, so like I look at it, this this
is a very powerful weapon. Any form of magic that
I've even tried to, like put any spell on it.
It's not working, even at trying to mend itself, to
even bring it back to its former for machine and shine,
it's not working.

Speaker 2 (02:03:04):
Can I seeing that it's resisting as magic? Can I
Can I try something absolutely insane? Sure? Can I try
to seduce the sword?

Speaker 1 (02:03:13):
It's sword.

Speaker 2 (02:03:14):
I want to try to seduce the personality.

Speaker 5 (02:03:18):
I'm just gonna hang on to it.

Speaker 2 (02:03:19):
I want to talk. Nothing's to it, like they're such
a sweet sword. If you want to guard ahead?

Speaker 1 (02:03:31):
Yeah, what can I swim?

Speaker 2 (02:03:35):
Real? This music does not fit the vibe, fit the
vibe of Bungo.

Speaker 1 (02:03:41):
And now it's like, yeah, so that's the saying, Well,
we now have at least something that could give us
an advantage against the the mystery enemy.

Speaker 2 (02:03:55):
Now but this cave, Yeah, what's stop bringing? Just say that?
Do we see the rest of the path so we
can continue on? Yeah? Okay, guys, do we want to
continue out here.

Speaker 1 (02:04:13):
I'll say, let's head a little further at least away
from Bungus Cave, and then we'll set up shop.

Speaker 2 (02:04:19):
We're gonna set up shop selling stuff. Did you change? No?

Speaker 1 (02:04:26):
I have you not know the term of like.

Speaker 3 (02:04:28):
Oh okay, Well I get a bad feeling that we
shouldn't do anything on this path.

Speaker 2 (02:04:35):
We should get out.

Speaker 5 (02:04:36):
Of the path.

Speaker 2 (02:04:38):
Well, let's let's say the voice of God told me earlier,
are you sure? And I followed that voice?

Speaker 1 (02:04:45):
Oh sure, that's six. So what I am going to do,
Like how about how high is like are we like
in the mountains? Like about like how for there up
are like are the ridges we fell down?

Speaker 2 (02:05:05):
When did you fall down? Oh yeah, yeah, not dramatically that,
I mean you're think think the fellowship trying to pass. Okay,
you're you are in the mountains.

Speaker 1 (02:05:24):
Okay, I am.

Speaker 6 (02:05:29):
M hm.

Speaker 1 (02:05:31):
Using my kind of like my little GPS kind of device,
I am going to tap in deep into a history
check and see like what would be like the closest
what would be like the closest safe place where we're
near just like are we near like any kind of mines,

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any like you know, strongholds, any safe places that like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:05:58):
This is a hidden past that nobody but here and
a few other people know about, so desolate. There are
no there's no animals.

Speaker 1 (02:06:07):
Okay, so there's like legit, no other like there's like
you know, it's like it may be hidden, but it's
like there's nothing else near it, like nothing. Okay, So
well and let's continue forward.

Speaker 12 (02:06:22):
Oh it's in front everyone is this like still like
very really it's it's opened up enough, you know maybe
the side.

Speaker 1 (02:06:32):
Yeah, that's saying that's where you continue. I just like
I just kind of start humming to my uh to
myself and said, hum away if you all know this
one mmmmmm mm hmmmmmmmmmm.

Speaker 2 (02:06:53):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (02:06:56):
Ways it is okay, I'm.

Speaker 2 (02:07:01):
Not gonna charge you the full price because you're just humming,
but just just be careful, very mindful.

Speaker 1 (02:07:10):
I just pull out like a cold piece and just
handed to him.

Speaker 3 (02:07:14):
Do you care if I like pulled my bag and
pull out one am I like cold album, particularly that song,
you know, the song you played earlier.

Speaker 1 (02:07:22):
It's like I just getting a gold piece and just
keep on going. And what happens as we go.

Speaker 3 (02:07:31):
Master hunts Okay, well you're going along the pathway there's
there's nothing, it's just dead and then you're your front right.
Perception check?

Speaker 5 (02:07:50):
I think you did it.

Speaker 2 (02:07:52):
You should a six.

Speaker 1 (02:07:58):
There's a glitch.

Speaker 2 (02:08:03):
You don't notice it, but uh you're right behind him, right, yeah? Yeah,
give me a perception check.

Speaker 5 (02:08:12):
Okay, yeah, what abouts my perception on there? I want
to say it's like four, it's like.

Speaker 3 (02:08:25):
Eleven eleven, okay, the perceptions for Okay, you see he
doesn't see it.

Speaker 2 (02:08:32):
He's too busy singing his song and walking. You do
you think of you see a figure up on the further.

Speaker 1 (02:08:42):
Down the path?

Speaker 5 (02:08:44):
Guys, there is someone standing up there?

Speaker 2 (02:08:50):
Do we like.

Speaker 5 (02:08:52):
There as a path?

Speaker 2 (02:08:54):
This is more your thing than any of us. You
you were a spy.

Speaker 3 (02:08:58):
You told me you were a spy, right.

Speaker 12 (02:09:00):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:09:00):
Should we just yell at him like hey you? Or
should we just be just keep walking? Mmm?

Speaker 5 (02:09:10):
Am I able to like make out who they are? Or?

Speaker 2 (02:09:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:09:14):
You see it's a hunched over figure wearing really heavy
robes and jewelry holding the staff?

Speaker 2 (02:09:21):
Is it Kieran? Kieran just change clothes?

Speaker 12 (02:09:29):
Can we just kind of like cautiously approach Do you
don't want to caustiously approach this? They are hunched over.
They have all these robes and jewelry and.

Speaker 2 (02:09:36):
Staff asking you in character this time.

Speaker 5 (02:09:42):
I don't do I know if it's Kieran or not.
You don't, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:09:46):
I would do an investigation check to see if this
guy is giving off any kind of bad vibes or anything.

Speaker 5 (02:09:54):
Children by the music.

Speaker 1 (02:09:57):
Fourteen.

Speaker 6 (02:10:02):
It doesn't seem like if there's any kind of like
bad vibes or anything menacing about this person. Actually it's
it's an old woman.

Speaker 1 (02:10:12):
Could be Kieren's wife.

Speaker 2 (02:10:14):
Kieren didn't have a wife.

Speaker 1 (02:10:16):
Well, it could have been a lover. He had many lovers.

Speaker 2 (02:10:20):
Oh, I was the first person he said he kissed
in hundreds of years.

Speaker 1 (02:10:24):
Well, she's an old woman. We don't know how old
she is. That's kind of dark to assume that she's like.

Speaker 5 (02:10:31):
Like, okay, so do you want to go up there
by yourself and talk to her? Well I can, Okay,
I won't say that you do that.

Speaker 22 (02:10:42):
We're gonna well, we'll support you with some fire and
I pull out, I go, I got guns with my fingers.

Speaker 2 (02:10:56):
Hello there, why hello, daardies? Oh look it's three. How
are travelers? You've approached her? Can? I I'm standing back
irwn insight check on her? Sure? Can I also run inside?

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I'm gonna creepy old lady? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:11:21):
So what what brings you out this name?

Speaker 5 (02:11:24):
Twenty plus seven twenty seven?

Speaker 2 (02:11:26):
Jesus Christ, you can you peered her and see though
her glamour? What's twenty plus four? Twenty four and twenty
we put in that twenty inside check? I hope to
Christ that it was worth them.

Speaker 5 (02:11:43):
See if you're her glamours, you're the grammar.

Speaker 1 (02:11:45):
She is a.

Speaker 5 (02:11:50):
H a hag Okay, okay, she's a hang on guys.

Speaker 1 (02:11:56):
Yeah, I see what brings you out this way?

Speaker 3 (02:11:59):
Man?

Speaker 2 (02:12:00):
Oh, I'm just taking the stroll through the mountain pass here.

Speaker 3 (02:12:05):
I'm gonna I'm gonna whisper in her ear?

Speaker 5 (02:12:13):
Okay, So can I like sneak up behind her here with.

Speaker 12 (02:12:20):
You?

Speaker 1 (02:12:20):
Got?

Speaker 2 (02:12:26):
So?

Speaker 1 (02:12:26):
How far out is the path to continue.

Speaker 2 (02:12:32):
It all?

Speaker 1 (02:12:33):
How far out is the path?

Speaker 2 (02:12:35):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:12:36):
How much longer do we have to go before it ends?

Speaker 5 (02:12:39):
So zephyrorgasms, I mean.

Speaker 6 (02:12:43):
The worgasm, an earth shattering orgasm rocks her body and
causes her facade to dissolve in air.

Speaker 2 (02:12:53):
So you you all know his hack now?

Speaker 1 (02:12:56):
Yes, it's a hack.

Speaker 2 (02:12:59):
No ship we knew that a while ago.

Speaker 1 (02:13:02):
Man, I thought it glitched out earlier, but it wasn't
entirely for sure.

Speaker 5 (02:13:11):
I bet she's pissed now is this You.

Speaker 2 (02:13:14):
Just gave her an earth shaded organ? She's actually in
a pretty good move.

Speaker 1 (02:13:18):
So why why are you actually out here?

Speaker 2 (02:13:22):
What?

Speaker 3 (02:13:22):
What?

Speaker 1 (02:13:23):
What really is your attentions to being out here?

Speaker 2 (02:13:26):
Miss Hagifa, No, missus Grimway, Miss.

Speaker 1 (02:13:32):
Grimway, thank you lovely? So why are you all the
way out here by your lonesome?

Speaker 2 (02:13:38):
It's actually good to see. My good friend Camvin called it.

Speaker 3 (02:13:45):
What was.

Speaker 5 (02:13:48):
Gway?

Speaker 2 (02:13:50):
We just left?

Speaker 1 (02:13:51):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:13:52):
Let this house? You're not a jealous type, right? Why
would be jealous? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:13:58):
When we passed there, he is macking on some guy
and he's taking a bunch of pictures of it.

Speaker 2 (02:14:04):
Well, Cardian's gay because that guy was me a sweet
young man.

Speaker 5 (02:14:16):
Can you give us any advice about going through this past?

Speaker 2 (02:14:20):
Yeah, card it's kind of crazy. He doesn't really give
anybody good advice about anything. It was on and knowing
about this one cave with this one wondrous item when
I'm pretty sure it's just a fricking rusty old sword,
but he put there. We got that, Oh you did.
It's what I'm C's practical jokes. Keep it.

Speaker 3 (02:14:41):
It, won't let magic be used.

Speaker 2 (02:14:43):
On It's another one of his jokes.

Speaker 3 (02:14:48):
Well, see, I told you just start away, I'm gonna
use it.

Speaker 5 (02:14:53):
I'm gonna keep it and then like if I need
to throw it at anybody.

Speaker 1 (02:14:56):
I'm just I'm going to show you something later. The
I said, so, how far like how far ahead do
we have left of this? And do you know if
there's anything we should keep an eye out for.

Speaker 2 (02:15:14):
Well, if you go down the road a little more
about a mile or so, you'll come across a nest
of rocks, which are very territorial. She pulls out a map,
a nest of rocks, rocks, rocks, R O C. Gently eagles. Oh,
I thought you meant rocks the round. Great thing I

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am going.

Speaker 1 (02:15:37):
When she pulls the map, the map goes, here's a
shortcut I'm going to take. I'm gonna take a picture
of it.

Speaker 2 (02:15:43):
Please don't do anything, just just take the map.

Speaker 12 (02:15:47):
Man.

Speaker 6 (02:15:48):
Okay, wait, don't you take a picture of it? Right
as I'm saying, you don't have to roll for my function,
be good or bad? Twenty okay, perfect picture, perfect picture.

Speaker 2 (02:16:06):
Symmetry. Everything is perfect about it.

Speaker 1 (02:16:09):
And even hadn't like even out of a healvation.

Speaker 2 (02:16:11):
If you fucked that up, I was gonna have the
hag get like right and then get mad. And I
was next time he fus up, I might open a
portal and just drop them infinitely.

Speaker 5 (02:16:26):
So she shows us late on this map where to
go exactly?

Speaker 1 (02:16:30):
Yes, okay, where do we go? That's how I got
a picture of it, just kind of prints out and said, okay,
she's given us the map. Yeah, we got a picture
up in case we stick it away.

Speaker 3 (02:16:43):
Hold on one second, my screenlay you remember how we
talked about not taking unnecessary risks.

Speaker 2 (02:16:48):
Earlier we were getting the map, there was no need
for a picture.

Speaker 1 (02:16:54):
Well, now we have a copy in case in case
you guys lose the map.

Speaker 2 (02:16:58):
Ye help we lose the mouth.

Speaker 23 (02:17:03):
Just I don't know, just you turned into a cowardly,
cowardly person. You sometimes blow stuff up. We minimal risks.

Speaker 1 (02:17:14):
See help me out here?

Speaker 5 (02:17:16):
Drawn off her ass for their ass?

Speaker 2 (02:17:20):
Why trauma?

Speaker 24 (02:17:23):
The monkey just told me that you shouldn't take risks.
Hold on, let's get miss Grimway. Yes, sorry for biding
with this truly manner.

Speaker 3 (02:17:36):
But this person every time they try anything, there's usually explosions,
they change personalities, and they kill people and get hurt
a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:17:47):
So should they just not do the things that caused this?

Speaker 6 (02:17:52):
It sounds like he's having a malfunction that only the
Artificer you bank can can fix artifice?

Speaker 2 (02:18:00):
Are you vane?

Speaker 3 (02:18:00):
Do you know where we can find this person? He's
at Oubin, he's the Lord Artificer for Oh my god,
I'll have forgot his name.

Speaker 2 (02:18:17):
Oh you are old Michigan.

Speaker 5 (02:18:19):
No offense, so please don't fit her off. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:18:24):
Oh it's that nice young man that that owns the
castle of Ubane. I can't remember his.

Speaker 4 (02:18:31):
Name at the moment.

Speaker 1 (02:18:34):
To a history track to see if I'm aware of the.

Speaker 5 (02:18:39):
Were trying to go.

Speaker 1 (02:18:40):
Anyway, Yes it is, if you remember, yeah twenty three,
twenty three. Yeah, so like I know like where Ubane is,
Like I know who she's talking about.

Speaker 5 (02:18:59):
I wrote a history check tune. It's a twenty sixth.

Speaker 6 (02:19:01):
Okay, well, okay, you you know about the Artificer. You
have vague memories of Baxter BackStar talking about him and
that if you ever needed repair and he was unavailable,
this is the first you'd have to go to.

Speaker 2 (02:19:25):
You remember Ubane as the uh former fortress of the Tyrant.

Speaker 5 (02:19:33):
Yes, that's the former fortress of the Tyrant. Like we
will be going into enmy territory.

Speaker 1 (02:19:40):
Not the first time, won't be the last. But I
have confidence that we can easily do this, and I
will give you all heroism.

Speaker 5 (02:19:55):
Yes, okay, So how do we get to Ube?

Speaker 2 (02:20:05):
We have just followed this path that I I showed
you and after you come out into a small little
valley it's right there.

Speaker 11 (02:20:14):
Oh we avoid the rocks, yes, avoid those at all costs.
Do they attack other rocks? They attack any other thing
that's not them?

Speaker 5 (02:20:25):
Good thing I got mistic.

Speaker 2 (02:20:29):
So probably not the best idea, Miss Grimway, you're an
absolute Oh thank you. She reaches up. He gives you

(02:20:52):
a kiss the cheek. I was actually about to say,
will you give this to kiir In for me? And
I was gonna kiss her on the cheek. Oh, she blushes,
so she gives you a kiss with the cheek. Bag.
She's a hideous hang you can see it by the way,
but her her kiss and chancier.

Speaker 4 (02:21:13):
And gives you.

Speaker 2 (02:21:23):
Use you a plus three on on corn how on permanent?
Oh yeah, Oh it's a little spicy.

Speaker 1 (02:21:35):
Rank you what immediately popped in my head. I was
going to disguise us all in burd.

Speaker 2 (02:21:40):
Outfits, say that character.

Speaker 1 (02:21:49):
Oh no, that that that's just the buff table. It
just like popped in my head. It's just like you
remember Rex from well you forgot about Kim, but do
you remember Rex from First Streets where his bump of hair. Yeah, no,
that's immediately because like he's a huge Eagles fan, and
like when he first told me about this, like like
he wanted to go to like an Eagles concert alsop.

(02:22:10):
The first thing that popped in my head was him
wearing a chine Eagles outfit when they're in the middle playing,
just flapping up and now going cor.

Speaker 2 (02:22:20):
Rex was like he was like five five and his hair,
he's stout.

Speaker 6 (02:22:24):
He had like a pompadoor that was like three inches tall, damn,
which I felt was just compensating for how short.

Speaker 2 (02:22:29):
Do you remember Rex? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:22:31):
I want to give her two of my sharks. Okay,
give one of these Kire and you can keep the
other if you like.

Speaker 2 (02:22:40):
Ooh and wink.

Speaker 3 (02:22:44):
But I feel terrible and nasty inside, he said. Miss
Grigway makes her way opposite to you all.

Speaker 1 (02:22:55):
You all go down the pat I pull out a
pull out like a like a wet rack and all
that stuff, and I hand it to you.

Speaker 3 (02:23:03):
We're good, but it feels it feels kind of magical.
I kind of like I feel like I can touch
magic a little more than I used to.

Speaker 1 (02:23:14):
Okay, just kind of face a little bit.

Speaker 5 (02:23:17):
Just so about what time is it now?

Speaker 2 (02:23:20):
It's like we're getting there, it's like dusk. I still
feel like it's a bad idea to rest in this
pathway with these with these rocks and.

Speaker 3 (02:23:32):
Rocks, because who knows, we've been attacked by so many
different things. The rocks might actually attack us with a
K medicine.

Speaker 2 (02:23:44):
Sorry, what do you want to do?

Speaker 1 (02:23:45):
Well, immediately I turned like it's saying, there's any lights
on me? I kind of dimmed them or.

Speaker 2 (02:23:51):
Turn them off? What do you have any lights on?

Speaker 1 (02:23:56):
Just like you know, kind of like my face and
eyes and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:24:00):
Just kind of well, if you go down this pathway,
you avoid the rock ness, yeah, okay, and and make
your way out to a valley that opens up near Hubain.

Speaker 12 (02:24:11):
Okay, can we can I look and see, like make
sure that there's nobody else or make sure it's safe.

Speaker 2 (02:24:20):
Perception five.

Speaker 5 (02:24:30):
Wave a minute plus nine.

Speaker 2 (02:24:36):
You don't see anybody else.

Speaker 1 (02:24:38):
I'm gonna just for ships and eagles my eye. I'm
gonna kind of it's like knowing that everything's not working.
I just kind of pull ot a thing of magnifying
glasses and just kind of look around.

Speaker 2 (02:24:51):
I pat you on the head and say, good job.
I want to do a nature check.

Speaker 3 (02:24:55):
I want to find a place to set up a
camp that is safe but also sort of like hidden
from view.

Speaker 1 (02:25:02):
Okay, seventeen for oh no, just a little around everybody.

Speaker 2 (02:25:10):
Around that twenty plus one. Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:25:14):
So you get in the path and it opens up
into this very large rocky valley and off into the
distance you see, very far of the distance you see
the silhouette of a castle.

Speaker 2 (02:25:33):
And a village at the.

Speaker 4 (02:25:34):
Bottom of it.

Speaker 2 (02:25:36):
And so you find off to the side there's a.

Speaker 6 (02:25:46):
Cleft that you know, kind of obscures a nice little
cozy place.

Speaker 2 (02:25:55):
Camp because let's camp here, so they can't really see us.

Speaker 4 (02:25:59):
Find coming down.

Speaker 3 (02:26:02):
There's flowers and then then canna be like a little
inside the cove, have like a little hot spring.

Speaker 2 (02:26:09):
Yeah, there's a little.

Speaker 6 (02:26:09):
Hot spring towards the back and the end the middle
of the cove, there's this natural opening for smoke to
go through.

Speaker 2 (02:26:17):
There's moss covering everything, so it's nice and comfy.

Speaker 3 (02:26:21):
Space is amazing. We we should have lived here if
we didn't have a dark lord to go kill.

Speaker 6 (02:26:30):
Okay, so you can take a you can level up, yeah,
and take a long rest and take a long rest.

Speaker 1 (02:26:45):
So you wanna.

Speaker 2 (02:26:48):
Get spot in here and got through the mountain pass.

Speaker 1 (02:26:57):
Okay, I will save that for later.

Speaker 2 (02:27:02):
Every time you level up, make sure to check your
spells and see if you get any more. Okay. Yeah, So.

Speaker 1 (02:27:10):
So before we in the session, yeah, I am going
it's like we're we're sitting down and just like you know,
everybody's starting to rest in a wide stuff. I am,
Rob is gonna pop up, pop out of me, and
we're just gonna kind of sit there and just kind
of play cards like while we're resting and all that stuff.
We're just kind of that's saying a little do we

(02:27:33):
know that Rob is a fucking master poker? And but
like by the time they wake up, like I like,
I am almost up to no money just.

Speaker 3 (02:27:44):
And then hopefully hopefully Sam will be here next weekend.
We're woken up from his drunken stupor and shoot.

Speaker 1 (02:27:50):
Even like the hell not even also like why is
like kind of like kind of sitting there laying to
the side watching It's Sam still on the freaking sap.
Just hang it out like this. But until next week, everybody, and.

Speaker 2 (02:28:10):
I can't wait until he uses the potion of giant
streak a right, like very.

Speaker 1 (02:28:19):
So until next time and next week everyone. It has
been a blest recording this and next week we'll be
going up to We'll be continuing which lights, So I
do hope everybody, because we have a lot going on
and which light next week for anyone in the Huntington
area for where we live. Kat Is next week will

(02:28:43):
be debuting her products up at Chipwreck at the Huntington Mall.
Anybody gets a chance. We still highly recommend you all
to order from our website. It supports her, supports us,
that support us. Yeah, it makes people listen to us more.

Speaker 2 (02:29:03):
Can we get a kind of the province?

Speaker 1 (02:29:07):
We can we get three things, I know stuff we
smell nice because of crowd. The Patreon is still going on.
I'll be fixing up the tears later this week.

Speaker 2 (02:29:23):
Top Tiers a Day with Condall.

Speaker 1 (02:29:25):
Yeah yeah, yeah, poor them, and then uh that's saying
and here, soon enough we will for any of our
del Tora listeners. I'm still nagging Heath about trying to
get him to me.

Speaker 2 (02:29:40):
I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (02:29:41):
Yeah, so you've heard it from here and heard it
from me. Until then, everybody, have a good week and survive.

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