When Titans Wake | Ep.6 | MegaRob - Crossroad Guild Adventures

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Launch.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Hello everyone, welcome to another great episode of When Titan's Wake.
The possible thrilling, possible thrilling conclusion done, if I have
anything to say about it.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, you're sitting here looking at you if you were
looking at your eyelids.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
I looked over at Sam because I saw a bunch
of colors, and I get accused of being asleep.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, but so quick review of what happened in the
last session.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Was a lovely, lovely marriage.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
There's a lovely marriage. I am currently ahead attempting to
wait for Rob to be my rescue. I need a hero.
I'm holding out for a hero till the end of
the night. And and z Y and.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I sent a rat to talk to his robot Rob.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, and you are also down in your back at
the moment.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
And convincing the Druid that he shouldn't help you.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
So we gotta help.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
Wait, didn't I beg in that twenty you have?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
You can use whatever you want? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, and I got a new spells just since we start.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's gonna be me and you for a minute, and
I get to do shenanigans. So yeah, shall we begin,
we begin?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Let's be again, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
So we just had the.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Wonderful nuptials between the happy couple. As we walk back.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
To our room, I'm gonna cast a couple of spells
simultaneously because we got Why with us too, because of
course why I wanted to be in the wedding. Uh,
I'm gonna first stop and I'm gonna look at why
and go is your name? Actually? Why talking to you?
Because you're the monkey?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Actually?

Speaker 5 (01:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
H what's your name? My name is Awl wishous. Why
didn't he call you?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Why?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I really don't know? So I take his collar off.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Hold on, say did you have to speak with animals
on you at any time or anything like this?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, I think I've had to speak of animals since
the beginning.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
So by that logic, it's the point he's had to
have to talk with a monkey and at one.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Time pray for his life.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's even worse. At no point in time they ask
each other what their names were.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I'm in that the first name of a cast is
Rarey's colpathic bond, which is gonna mentally connect me why and.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Ship it's been two weeks. What's my wife's name, Maria?
You're such a good wife.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
And then I'm going to cast pollucinary terrain impress the dissertation. Simultaneously,
I get to do some shenan against He's letting me
en toy terrain a little bit out of the ordinary,
because normally you can just turn a terrain into something else.
But as we're walking, I am going to look at
you and be like, I want to show you something.

(03:27):
I'm gonna cast spells. And suddenly we're in a village
on a fall day. You see kids running around and
they're changelings, and we walk up to a little hut
and I'm like, this was my house, but you just
sort of peer in and there's two little infants in

(03:51):
twin infants in a crib. There's little toddlers running around,
and you see my mom and dad and I'm like,
since ever get to meet them. That's my mom, that's
my dad. I want to show you something else. And
I'm making sure that Alicious is watching all of this.

(04:12):
It's very important. I can only show you memories that
are really burned into my brain. So I'm showing you
the day everything went downhill. And we walk out of
a winding path in the village and we start heading
towards the forest where you see a littler version of

(04:35):
me just steal the long white hair, talking to a fairy.
And that's the fairy that gave me my ring.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
And you see the fairy give me the ring. She
always saw me helping.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
The animals and thought it would be more helpful if
I could turn into the animals and talk, and she
wanted me to protect the forest. Then you see me
working on a a nice monkey, and these wise watching
all this, I wishous And then I can't really make
a lot of screaming noises, but you hear bits and

(05:12):
pieces of screaming, and.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
You watch as smoke starts to pour around me, and
we followed me as I run back to the village
trying to hide, and you see soldiers just slaughtering everybody.
I go back to my house where I'm peering through
one of the windows, and I watch it as.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
My mom gets her throat slit and a soldier pulls
a dagger out and stabs both of my siblings and
the crib. I managed shoe hide for a little bit,
and I managed to escape, tripping over my dad's body,

(05:56):
and I watch everyone die, and I turn.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Into a square and run off through the burning woods.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
And I let that drop, and I'm like, I just
thought it was really important that I let you see
I pass. You know, I've had a lie lot, even
to you, to survive. I chose to appear as a man,

(06:25):
because let's face it, men hit the top one hundred
more than women unless you're incredibly talented, and I'm not
that talented. But I went to bar to bar to
bar and taverns and did everything I could try to survive,
and I just I feel like it's a fresh start

(06:48):
with you. In fact, I know I mentioned once that
I had feelings for you, but I did m build
up on those because I didn't think I deserved glove.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
And I just thought I was gonna always be alone
between you and me.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
I was gonna try to kill the Prince and become
to God myself so I could always have somebody with me.

Speaker 7 (07:17):
But yeah, you you saved me in more ways than one.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I think by by that time, we're probably at the
door of your of your who would carry who through
the door? Ida give me a strength check check, because
I mean I could change into a really skinny.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Part you're I think you you are finally just going
to be you for the most part, I think.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
M h.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
M hm thirteen. Okay, so Cat's gonna carry you across
the little.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Should I jump in your arms? I'm I'm probably a
little bit lighter than I look.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
But I carry you through the door. But then, like
I also sitting there, like I feel guilty about our friends,
and I have just this nagging gut feeling that things
are not going to work out with the Prince. I've

(08:33):
there's something off about my brother as well. And I
know this as a twin. Things are not going din
well for us if we side with them.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Down in the dungeon.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
You can just hear that going up two lovers forbidden
from another crul Deddes there.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
I just sent a secret tunnel just I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
I I think we're gonna make the right choice.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
I would really like to talk to our friends, though,
I just want to make sure they're okay. I can
sneak down there.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
All right.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Let me see something.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
I am as far as the dungeon away from the
bridal suite, is it within five.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
On her feet?

Speaker 4 (09:30):
It's like deep below the castle. If you look back
at the castle, let's look below the ground. Look, it's
like the deepest, darkest dungeon. That's what's gonna take rob a.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Minute to get.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I'm going to kind of turn my vision on and
just my rob O vision vision patent pending pin.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Well.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
I I was gonna see if I can mentally connect
them with us, but I can't. I can do one thing.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Though, I can send you to talk to Ze when
he falls asleep.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
Hey, you're through that ark and sneak. I'm fine with that.
I've got I'm high stilled.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
I have a feeling that we're not gonna be able
to go anywhere in this castle, and I.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Mean I do too, so do I. I just have
to see what happens. I have an idea.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Okay, I look at you, and I say, is it
really important that we see him? Okay, Now there's a
chance that we're gonna get in a little bit of
trouble for going to the dungeons.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
I am quite a large robots because you're like feet yeah,
like seven feet.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh with a little tiny hand him. Well, no, no, no,
I'm looking at I'm talking about my head. Okay, so
it's pretty empty him. If I were to have him
get inside my head and turn invisible. Would he also

(11:24):
be in yes.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yes, if he could fit in there.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
If I was like a mine, yes he would also
be invisible.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
But he's he pulled his back out for what. So
anything you're gonna try to do is.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Gonna be Well, let's say like I could use my helicopter,
my go go gadget helicopter.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Which you can't get through the bars of the.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
So I have an idea, But first, what's your bad feeling.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
That more people are going to die, more people are
going to end up like your family.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I think more people are gonna end up like my
family if we don't side with them.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Think it's gonna happen when they show up to this
village of nothing but changelings.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
But think about it. If we can overthrow a prince,
we can overthrow other governments.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
As well, a full revolutionary you.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
Think about it. That's what we did with the goblins.

Speaker 7 (12:33):
So you think we should overthrow the prince and an
entire nation, go.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
There or go home? On us?

Speaker 5 (12:46):
No greater good?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
But there.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
In every year of my long life, there's nothing anyone
who could have ever said to me to make me
not side with Oogle. But taking over everything.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Stinted.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
I I know about Kieran not being able to kill
his brother. Yeah, they're not able to fight each other. Yeah,
we were just married by this person. Can I do
an Arcona check to see if anything like that was
done to us?

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Sure? Here, gay Dice, don't film me now. Yeah, that
is a twenty.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Three twenty plus three twenty three.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
You're able to sense the deep magic that permeated that ceremony.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
You're mental connected to me, so you'll be able to
see this too, binding you both.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
To the Prince's cause. And if you go against.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Him without being able to undo this spell, it will
kill you both.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
We need to kill him, so if we kill him, doesn't.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Know, Yes, it breaks the spell. If you kill Prince
or Prince Prince Strasla.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
See, I told you, I'll tear your motives this motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
And I was fine with the alterative motives as long
as it kept a lot of people saying. But now
there's a chance that you and I.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
You know that we could we.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
Could be responsible for all kinds of deaths, just so
you know that canocide.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
In the end, we can prevent genocide. That's what I'm
going for. But I don't think our two friends are
gonna agree with any of our plans. Man, we can
ask what are you? Are you ready? If they're like, no,
we don't want to help you overthrow any government.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
I guess.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Because I mean we're already found out that the Guild
is evil, and we know.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
The government's evil.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
You you dealt with that, and I know for a
fact if they find us here, they're going to slaughter
every little kid. That's okay, let's before we commit to
talk to our friends. I think I can get us
at least one ally from the dungeon if we want

(15:38):
to overthrow all governments. Okay, but I'm going.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
To grab you.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
And I'm going to use my armor to mirrors in
the Ethereal plane. Okay, yeah, you have that, and we're
just going to drop straight down dungeon. And because where
I leveled up, I now have the spell slot to
do it again, so before we drop out of my

(16:10):
when we drop, because in Ethereal, it's just like a
mirror of this, so you see doctor Strange right when
they sort of mirror, we can see everybody there. It's
just whether or not guards. Yeah, we we would see
those guards.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
I just want to know whether or not you want to.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Be seen when also Kieran hasn't seen it like this,
do you do you mind? I turned into mainstream eggsy
just just for Kieren. Kieren doesn't like women, so we

(16:48):
we gotta Kieran. I always I'm probably not.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Right.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
I know he's a woman, right, I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Did you reveal that you were a woman to Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:00):
But Kieren Kieren? Yeah, he you sent him pictures as exit.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yeah, but he knows I'm a change obviously, but he
doesn't know you're female change Like that's why he likes changeings,
because they could be whatever his preferences.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
In visible.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
No, when we drop in the ethereal plane, do we
see guards or.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Just them in their cell? Look when you're down there, yeah,
because there's somebody there.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
It's it's pretty much an ubl yet, which is just
a hole that you throw people into.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Forget about it.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Can I roll like maybe a perception or an investigation
to see if I see like the eye of Sauron.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
I say that so you will know what I'm talking about.
You want to be watched exactly.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Check because I know he's a magical funck. So the
ethereal planes not too Karen Away nineteen Fancy Words, Watching
the History nineteen plus nine, What is that?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Twenty eight?

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Okay, so when you go into the ethereal plane, you
sense a presence that was watching you, but has it
is asleep?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
So Prince Drasla is unconscious, unconscious right now?

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Okay, so has there and it feels much older than
you thought it.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Dead well, I.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Was raised by the idea of him being an turnal
yes god.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
So he's older than that. He's he's he's a god
in a body.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
The body is much older than what Drosla is appearing
to you.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Oh I forgot.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
I common sense that by his little diabeta yeah up
brother A Right, So I just drop us there in
front of you, guys, just all of a sudden, see
the two of us, the flash and they are and.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
I stopped, and I look at you and I'm like, please.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Just you just see blood like you see like my
eye visor's.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Turn the monkey all right with you? You mentioned earlier
inside your head right now.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Well, that's say we were just asking about that. That
was one of those things to where like I was like,
maybe we could have done that, but.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
I believe Okay, your man and eye monkey I wis.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
I didn't name him.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
That was his name actually out of curiosity on that one.
He where did you get awlicious from?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
It's just a ridiculous name because that's the name of
the al from my little Pony friendship is match.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Like I had to stop the thing because every time
you called it hy and your name is Z character,
I was like, there's no way he actually made the
monkey probably already has a name, and Z's never taking
the time, just like our names. Why So the moment
I got a chance, I wanted to ask, Okay.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yeah, you just see my eyes are blood like red.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Just we listen climbing. Okay, we're here. We can probably
get you out, but we want to run something by
you real quick.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
You listen. I don't know if fly of a kid
can do that.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
And at twenty eight where we're in an ethereal plane,
I can see her here in this too, right, Yeah,
we're just an xcel o.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Listen, we plan on a sleep.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
He's a heavy sleeper, the Prince.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Okay, I'm just ahead. I can't make any movements right there.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Hey, I'm just kind of just.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
I take one of her errors and I just fling
it at kre In like the head. I don't want
to heard him, but I just want to like roll
roll attack.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
So am I just like over in the corner, rolling
in pain with my back.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Well it's a sixteen before I had anything, Okay, so
yeah it hits what.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Oh I much closer.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
We can knock all of you how you're doing and eggs?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
You just kind of hear like I.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Got your letter pictures.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Like you just kind of how about you show him
your true form?

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Trader, We're not.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
He knows I'm a changeling. He knew before you guys did.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
We're playing the long game, okay, and I know.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
He's a change. What truthful were you talking about?

Speaker 3 (21:47):
I was born female, but I stayed male most of
the time.

Speaker 8 (21:51):
Even better, see, he told me he liked changings because
they can have whatever genitalia, they can have both bisexual.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
I stopped and I'm like, he says, or above, I've
never tried the head. A brief second happens, nobody can
see anything, and I'm like, oh shit, I can you
just kind of hear me whisper say, can I ver
turn my head around.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
So I don't have to look at them? And I
could look something, not.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Just stay away. I can't move your hand? Can I
roll first?

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Can I use my net twenty for persuasion on him?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
You got well, I'm waiting for it's say, I am listening.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
I just can't wait. Kiaran Zee five. The world sucks.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
I was gonna side with Ubo because he was gonna
bring order and a lot of people might die now,
but they won't die later. And I am going to
I'm not gonna I'm gonna connect because I got two
more soots. I'm gonna Kieran and him to my psychic path,
and I'm gonna flood you with the memory of the

(23:05):
day that my entire family was killed. And it's gonna
stutter on the infants being stabbed in the heart a
couple of times, just to drive that through, because I
was actually gonna send als just in a dream to
make you see it. But listen, we thought all thought
about it. He's gonna have some sort of negative and

(23:28):
the existing government definitely has a bunch of negatives. When
they find this current village, they're gonna kill everybody. So
we propose that we take out everybody.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
The Guild is evil. He founded it guild that made
you is not good.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
We take out the government.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Oh no, I realized that it's the fact that you
all sided with a genocidal maniac genocide.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
In fact, the government you're protecting committed genocide.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
People, And I'm overthrow everybody.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
You were alive hearing all this.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
How many genocides did ubaldoo versus him killing all the changelings?

Speaker 8 (24:13):
Well, it wasn't genocide, but he killed a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
But he didn't kill people just because there are certain
race right, No, just because they disagreed.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
But the current government did. Well, yeah, you got there.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
So we want to kill everybody, and we want to
rule the government and make people free and stop inside,
stop wars.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
You will sound like pristrusts.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yes, but we're gonna we haven't tached this all the
way through, but probably a council. You know of different places.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Capitalism, you know, where you pay.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Money to work, you get paid and then you buy things.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Listen, here's the facts.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Either Draws is gonna do it, and he's not gonna
be picky on who he kills to achieve it, but
the genocide of my people is gonna stop, or the
current government he's going to genocide an entire village as.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
Soon as they get here, and maybe others.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
What right now, they're for the goblins, but what if
one of the goblins have another disagreement and we have
another civil war against the goblins.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
But definitely don't want to do that again.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Well, I'm winning with you, sweetcakes.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
I blow him a kiss and I do presentation to
make an actual hearts.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Oh but there is one thing here.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
We got married, so technically we have to kill Prince
Draws like tonight, or we die.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
In other words, let's saying so in other words, the
only reason you're doing this is strictly because there's a
chance you can die now.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
No, because I mean we could just go back and
back him up and get the goal of what we want.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Them the Supreme Overlords.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, so the fact that you've given up, you're els
free will and join him, and if you disagree with him,
he kills you all now.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
But we pretty much agree with him. We're just we
found a third option. It's not as bad, but I
mean we talked about it before. If you guys don't
want to do it, I mean, we could just go
back upstairs and consummate the marriage and wake up tomorrow
and have breakfast with.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Her brother, and.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Don't be down to your brother.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
And eventually in the sequel, when we own our own land,
or maybe we break off that and do it. We're
offering a chance now with our friends because we care
about you.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
Flyman has grown on me.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Do you really care about me? Because I've been know
we're hearing a lot of pain and no one's offer
to heal me. My back still hurt.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
You didn't say, he said, he's been riving in pain
the whole time.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
When you first came down. That's what you do when
you're drunk too.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Man, Do you want okay? So I cast your wounds on.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Or I can.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Actual Actually I'll do it, so I use that and.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
No ship thanks mane twelve h points back. I have
the spell.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Of yourself though. He has no hands, because I think
it takes a thank you for having me really trying
to move that head. He has a really he does.
All I tried to do is spin him around so
I could use him like a flashlight.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Said, I would be okay with Flyman if you just
listen to what we say.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Please don't do this.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Well he's fixed now.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Kind of make him right now flaming.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Where is the rest of your body?

Speaker 2 (28:16):
So let's work. We're all bad.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Okay, so we're gonna shift to Rob.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Rob is outside of the workroom because he hasn't anything wrong. Yeah, Rob,
your your your your body is operating Rob's backup or
Rob's core.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
So you you're a little slow.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
He's running like Mega Man in the first game.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
Is there anything you can do to kind of like
amplify his core lightning? Well, let's all go hitting with
a chromatic or in George's ass up.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
I mean that's the same because he has access to
all my spells, all my actions, all my weapons and everything,
any weapons, everything, everything that was built in.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Well you're built in stuff but none You're like, well,
I've already took all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Out, So so what do you what do you want
to do? You want to try to find a way
to boot Justice up. You're in that room that was
outside of that industrial company.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
That's saying like I would say, Rob knowing that he
can't move like he would like saying, let's saying he
would he can't think for himself. It's like I'm definitely
thinking like Rob is going to be like yeah, I
need more power here. I cannot fully operate everything with

(29:42):
what I have. I would say, Rob would go back
into the Uh.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
We gonna glute the machine and stuff. That's because yeah,
the the room you're coming out of is like off
the main hallway, off from that.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Huge ye chamber.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah he Mike.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Rob would glue the cogs together. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Rob would try to figure out to see if he
can get a better power source to power the suit,
like an ARC reactor or something.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
In our moment around everybody. I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Look at flyman Z, but he just walked away, So
I'll do it when he gets back, Okay, because I
need an answer or something.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Okay, so you walking down the hallway and you're gonna
a little slow, do you want to scan the area?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Rob would attempt to scan the area.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Okay, give me, give me for some trick of advantage
because he's using like a function to.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Gap twelve twelve. Yeah, well that's saint, Like, well am
I doing?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Am I do with advantage?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Well? Am I doing investigation? Or like what am I doing?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Or just like well you're scanned, you're using scanning function. Yeah,
we'll do investigation instead of.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Perceptions because you're looking for nineteen okay, nineteen okay, you're
zums to your get we get the perspective of Rob. Yeah,
and it's like this red grid like terminator style scanny.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
I will project up, I will project what's going on
on the wall. So they're well, hold on, no, I
would not do that. They have not earned I'm still
iffy on this, so I would not do that.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Okay, So I'm gonna look and I'm gonna say, Karen.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
We're doing Rob for a second. So you in your
terminator style sing, you see the glow of a power
core off to one end of the of the of
the big room.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
You gotta go towards it.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, yeah, Rob. Rob will definitely go towards it. It's
like he needs some sort of.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Okay, So you walk up to it and, uh, there's this.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Contraption. There's cogs and stuff in it, but there's a
little window. It's almost looks like a furnace or something. Yeah,
there's a little window that you see the soft glow
and something there. There's pulsating and there is potentially a
power source in there.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Rob will saying, knowing like Rob is fully where that
they are indestructible. Yeah, yeah, is indestructible. He will attempt
to reach down and grab the core.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Okay, so it's a little window. So you want to
you want do you want.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
To punch it?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Now?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Hold on now?

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Okay. So there's like this it's almost like this big
furnace type. There's cogs and stuff moving.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Is it is it in a glass or is it
like a It's like is it like behind a glass
or is it like behind like you know, like actual.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Like steel or like think of like, Okay, there's a
dome that's about as tall as you, and there's colms
moving behind and stuff and steam coming out and in.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
The middle of this dome and about eye love.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
So it's a small little so it's like glass, it's
thick glass.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Oh okay.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
From that you see a pulsing and so your scanner's
picked up that it is a power source of some type.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
What do you want to do?

Speaker 2 (33:33):
You can just if you want, That's what I'm trying
to think.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
I have theving tools. I do have theving tools, like.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
A hatch that you can just trying to open. Yeah,
it's like it's like a glass statue.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, like am I able to open it at all
or try there's a little Rob's going to attempt. Yeah,
so Robb will attempt to if there's like a lock
or anything, to open it up.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Okay, yeah, there's a little tiny will.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Yeah, he's going he's going to attempt to open it.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Give me a strength check.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
The DC is twenty a strength, yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Because you're trying to open it up.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
No, it's not gonna not strong enough.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
What you get?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I got a fourteen?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Okay? Yeah, so yeah, you grab at it and it
doesn't budge, and return it the other way. It doesn't
budge the.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Little bit w D forty. Do I see any w
D forty?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
You have such a check? Okay? Fourteen?

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Do you use any oil or anything?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
You see a can of oil sitting on the floor
kind of near the bottom of the dough.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
He's gonna go get the oil, okay, or like a
nothing of a can. So he's going to break in.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Then all right, then.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Well, like I would say this would rob but like
get like a little glass cutter and just kind of
kind of kind of circle in the glass because he
had because I'm proficient, let me see in.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
You're trying to use your thieves tools to open up
a glass. Yeah, do a dexterity check like sleight of
hand a hand because you're trying to be very Oh no,
that's not good. It's just nowhere. So you just scratch
the worst. It's a scribbled a circle.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah, Rob is just like he just punches it.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Give me an arm strike. It's just a glass winds.
So the AC is like five.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Twenty six.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
All right, shatter this thing and then uh just this
like think of uh in the Rafa Con when you
don't know this.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
This just this.

Speaker 9 (36:17):
From transformers when you burst open, alarms start going off
for one and then this like just almost like a
jet engine start shooting out of it.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
So you want to reach it. You're in destructive.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah, he's gonna reach He's gonna go for it.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Okay, you're reaching and you and you pull out a spark.
You know it's it's you know, an ormon, not that
big we were doing.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
He's gonna put in this. He's gonna put like in
like wherever, like the whatever, like his core is right. Yeah,
so he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna open up the
hats and say, okay, put his core and you you.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Are running at three hundred percent capacity. So I will
give you because you are from the moment for the
next I'll do the timer for the next five minutes.
You are running at three capacity. Every role you do

(37:20):
will be triple advantage. Sod we hear these alarms go off. No,
you're done on the dungeon so far that you can here.
Here's so yeah, six thirty five you have five minutes
are going off, and then you hear troops of Ulrek come.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
He's immediately gonna go invisible. He's gonna cast invisibility. He's
going to use his uh the like the the flying
boots so he can like kind of fly above them.
And he's gonna go out the door and immediately try
to head low as like as deep into the the
castle he can go, knowing that he has to get

(37:59):
to the lower levels.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Okay, okay, your your invisibility is so overpowered that there's
a field of invisibility around here. And as you're going
the Ghoul rector turning invisible, they're passing, so they know
something's up. You are moving extraordinarily fast, like almost too fast.

(38:35):
Give me, give me the perception check. As you're trying
to wind for the halls and stuff.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
I'm crashing into everything.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Okay, it's too fast. So you go slam head first
to the side of a wall and it lodges you
in it.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
What do you want to do, Well, he's going to
let's see her because you still have.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Your invisibility filled now. So now the wall you're in.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Is invisible, the floor is invisible, and the Ulerick troops
are coming up behind and they stop just short of
where your invisibility field ends because it looks like there's
nothing there.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
You know, to go down, there's just chasm. Heir, Now.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Hmmm, push myself out and keep it.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Give you a straight check. You got triple advantage?

Speaker 5 (39:32):
You need one more?

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:33):
I got okay on that triple advantage. I haven't been
doing the triple advantage the whole time.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Now we're doing triple advantage.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Not good at all. My God, that's what I was
trying to give you made It was four or five
and a seven.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Jesus Christ with triple advantage.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
So you were I'm so fast, you lodged yourself almost
halfway into this wall.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Okay, is Flyman's body just curt.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Okay, so'll be all right. They're cautiously getting closer to you,
and they step into your visility field, but they still
can't see you. But now they're invisible, so they're not
they don't. They're having troubles kind.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Of orienting themselves in this field.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
He's going to continue to push himself out and try
to keep going. Rob will never give up.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
He has he's on a mission.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Nineteen, well sixteen, okay, sixteen, So yeah, he's just straight
rolls right, yeah, straight, Okay, you're pressuring nineteen, I got yeah,
I got sixteen, I got sixteen.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
All right, so you're able to push yourself back far
and you're out of the wall, and you push yourself
into the whole wrecked troops. You are all invisible though,

(41:15):
poor stupid, stupid.

Speaker 10 (41:22):
Okay, so, oh ship, this is fucking flybmen, Now will
we give a chance too?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Is this going on while we were already downstairs or
because we'll we get a chance to talk before the
body shows up with chaos following behind?

Speaker 11 (41:43):
This is this is this?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
This was happening as you were talking to her and
showing her all the stuff. Okay, god, fly, well we're
gonna have a fight. You are surrounded by you want

(42:06):
to d thirty but let's see. Yeah, surround the by
ten ulrecked you. You're invisible. They're all invisible. So every
every you.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
You can, since it's your field, you can see them,
I will. They can't see you, So everything they do
will be a disadvantage. Every attack they do, they.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Are completely surrounded by me.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
You are completely surrounded, and I'm let's see her a
roll initiative. Oh, let's I'll roll inship. You get advantage
on initiative color a triple advantage because you're.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Eleven eleven. That's hold on, that's seventeen seven seventeen. Tint
the gay dice, I don't know, it's this is strictly
his dice, okay.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
And the cursed, yeah, I think his because Rob did
good before you got the flag.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Fan's body, right, and you think I think of that?

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Okay, Okay, what did you get cand him? Seventeen seventeen? Okay,
then you are going third? Okay, the wreck directly in
front of you got a kind kind of twenty and
he is going to do uh, he's going to try

(43:50):
to swing at you with his great sword.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Okay, so what's your a c My ac is nineteen.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Okay, swinging a miss and then the we'll wreck next
to him. He is also going to try to swing
with a great sword, also swinging a miss.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Now that's your turn, gonna take the first one in
front of me, and I'm gonna I'm gonna do ah,
I'm just gonna shoot him.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Shoot. You're gonna try like an arm cannon.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Like I got an anti matter rifle in my hand. Okay,
is twenty four is what you rolled?

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Yeah? The hit? Yeah, well he's gotta ac is an eighteen.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Okay, so it does it?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah, so twenty four, so much damage for you there?

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Yeah, it is necrotic. Thirty seven he's immune to necrotic. Yeah,
so thirty seven, so he.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Takes no damage. It's totally necrotic damage.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Well no, it says like damage.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
So it's yeah, so what happened to damage? Is it?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
So it's necrotic.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Yeah, so it's just necrotic. It's not doing force damage
with it. So, well it's immune to it.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
It's just let me see here, Yeah, just necrotic damage.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Yeah. Yeah, it would have you.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Roll the different damage per each type of damage, and
it hits his armor and dissipates immediately.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Oh no, and with a second like then with a
bonus action.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Yeah, let's see here.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
We all don't die.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Cast magic weapon and so, uh, you can touch a
non magical weapon, use the spell until the spell ends,
the weapon becomes a magic weapon with a plus one
bonus to attack weapons, I could use a.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Big boom.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Well I got a little hammer from like an accomplished.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
I mean, if you want to a little it's a
light hammer.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
So it's just like okay, uh sure, so they see
it's a little flying magic hammer.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
And it will.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Now with the hammer, saying so with the hammer like
attack this turn as well, or.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Well you need to roll an issue for the hammer, okay,
sor right here.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
That is a twenty five twenty five okay, then you
have a hammer.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
You can go next.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
So that little little light hammer, it's going to.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
It's act.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Which one do you want to attack the one in
front of me? Twenty three to hit ten damage?

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Okay? Ten hoole damage. That's hammer damage dramatically goes forward.
Or is it radiant damage?

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Let me, it's immunes in a chronic it might be
vulnerable to radiant.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
So that's a weapon. No, just not say anything, just
you can talk. It's a plus one with a bonus
action or rolls damage. So oh, so that'll be eleven
spiritual weapon, right, magic weapon?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Oh okay, yeah, there's eleven damage.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Yeah, okay, so what's it mean like for spell? Like
spell attack plus seven?

Speaker 3 (48:27):
So, uh a magic magical weapon. You touch a non
magic weapon and it becomes a magic weapon. Yeah, so
you're holding it, it doesn't act on its own.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Well, I'm going with the older gate type thing. That's
spiritual weapon. Oh okay, well, I hear de create it's
this that's the god of this world. But this is
more fun.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
You get the plus seven to attack.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
I want an autonomous, little tiny baby hammer that's out
for five and it's up to you what type of
damage it does.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
So well, then you know, I'll let you.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Do radiot damage because overall will radiant damage. Yeah, so
there's double damage.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Yeah, so that would be what twenty two damage?

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Alight, you've got one down to thirty hp.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Okay, alright, the next one is.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Gonna attack you, h m hm.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Right, so right, and that's so bad. He hits one
of the other uh wrecked with it and hits them
for ten damage one right next.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
To him, Yes, thirty two okay, and.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Who was racy nineteen.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Okay, that one connects. Hey do you you're an artifict, right? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:10):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Look for do you have a see real quick? Because
I might be able to get you out of this.
How you put your character.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Use your reaction to cast shield, which bumps your acy
up to for the rest of the turn.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Cast shield, Well, actually your.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Reaction would be casting shield, which a magic shield pops
up and raises your ac by two, so it connects.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
At the last second with his magic shield. Is your reaction?

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Just you in the fight like this, You're not going
to use you reaction for much more because they're not
going to be leaving to.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Do an attack of opportunity and you don't have counter spell.
So this one's going to be not taking the n
swinging a miss, swinging a miss. Fuck you, Jeff, it
would have been another hit, swinging a miss, swinging a mess.

(51:24):
That really right? Like Rob, that's the first first round
of combat, so the one that's the most that you hit,
it's his turn.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Now, Oh, wouldn't it be the little sword wear he
got twenty one? Or okay?

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Oh well yeah, because it's twenty five, so yeah, okay,
it's the Hammer's turn.

Speaker 12 (51:47):
Yeah, so the hammer go, yeah, hammer's gonna go to attack,
wake up to saving more eighteen eighteen, that hits.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Twenty twenty. Okay, he's down to ten damage now and
then he's gone singing his.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Great big swords swinging a miss. Thanks guy, swinging a miss.
You're turning, boddle.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
I am going to well. Rob is going to get
down on a knee. Okay, it's gonna do a little
damage to me. His knee's gonna pop open, and it's
gonna shoot out a mortar.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Where's this mortar going? You are in a hoy, sir.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
And everybody, and so it's gonna deal damage to everybody. Oh,
because it's gonna cause an explosion.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
We can't go a session around him blowing it up.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
As your friend, you're in a stone castle, in a
stone hallway. You're about to launch another a very powerful
explosive with a man that already likes to cave in
stuff on top of you. Because we can just end
right now, Rob's gonna be out of trouble. No, fine,
if you want to do it, and I'm just doing

(53:22):
I can take them all out of one go good.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
You can take them all in one go. You aren't destructible.
I mean yolo. Yeah, Yo, it's not any you. We'll
just have to figure out how to get you out
of the rubble.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
He'll do a pump pistol.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Then he'll just you're just gonna shoot the one that's
in front of you.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
You're gonna shoot the one that's in front of him.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Sorry, I used to lodger. You gotta roll roll twenty eight.
Okay that where's Davids is to day.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Thirteen?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Okay, that one's dead. Do you have fireball?

Speaker 3 (53:57):
No? You wanted to cast a fireball, wouldn't destroy the
building and catch stone on fire.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Just came in that hallway.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Well, fireball is just like a big fiery ball. It's
on explosion. Can catch stuff on fire, but not.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Eat sword. Swing and a miss.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Great, so swing and a miss. Swing in a miss,
it's back to night. Still swing a miss. Oh, this
one just hit a net one.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
So he swung and hit. He tries to hit the
little hammer.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
We were told, hey, you guys don't want to fight
these guys, and then Rob's won the tinting it with ease.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
It's because they're all. They're all. They can't see him
to each other.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
They have disadvantage.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Yeah, that's another net one Jesus Christ. So he hit
another one for uh, this is gonna be done for
one two nat ones.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
I just roll two nat ones. Damn Jesus Christ. They're
taking each other out.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Fuck if you do, then do you have anything like
I have a shield fortress or anything.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
So I have shield swinging a miss all right, it
is the hammer's turn hammer in Cobbler's mind.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Let's go twenty hammer time. Okay, which one are you
trying to get?

Speaker 2 (55:43):
It's the closest one.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
The closest one to you is the the one that
was next to the guy that you killed.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Eighteen damage.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
He's the most dad min hb okay, and you're the
one that went first. He's dad turn.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
I'm just going to point another one.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Just go.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Thats all right. That guy ten damage, he's dead. So
you've killed two so far. I love Rob.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
We should make a statue of rock. I would like, fine, man,
if you just listened.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Okay, so your.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Your invisibility, uh, your your your capacity has burned down.
Your head down to one hundred. The field dissipates, they
can all see you.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
The funny thing is I have been doing this, like
not even doing an advantage for I've been doing straights.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
So they can all see you now, So thanks guy. Here,
he's gonna do multi.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Attack, So I'm gonna swing with a crossbow or swinging
my great sword and then trying to hit you with
a crossbow.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
From my love for Rob. Give him advantage. No, already
misses with the great sword.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
M if he gets to hit you with a bolt,
would be would I be able to react again?

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Or I would not? Your action comes back every time.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
So he didn't hit you, Okay, okay, but he does
hit you with the crossbow bolt.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
So do you want to do reaction with that?

Speaker 2 (57:57):
I do reaction? See if Rob is able to uh,
because that's saying like he so now he's just running
like normal.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
So yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
It is robbly able to grab the bolts.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
What's your reaction?

Speaker 2 (58:14):
I'll just add the plus one to the armor class.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Is it a plus one or a plus two?

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Where to be underfeats?

Speaker 1 (58:23):
It's under actions and reactions. There's a reactions.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
I get the reactions.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Please clicker shield Uh plus five.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Plus five.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
But it's a spell slots. Well, that's saying it's opportunity attack. Yeah, shield, yes,
shield leh in my spell slots and then flash.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Of genius shield as a reaction.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
So I would STI have to cast it.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Yeah, you just get the cast shows a reaction.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Yeah, so I'll cast as a reaction.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Okay, Bolts whizzing right, gonna get hit you right between
the as.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Yeah, have you head then you're shield deflects. I think
that's because you got legacy. If I'm not mistaken, anyone
doesn't take your Yeah, five is better than two. Yeah,
a lot better. Yeah that makes you what a twenty four? Yeah? Okay,

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So just at that moment, you feel a crackling blue
energy permeating down the hallway and Alaric the arch made
shows up. What are you doing? He not Jeffricus, and

(01:00:05):
he snapped his fingers and the ul wrecked. Move away
from you, and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
I had an extra attack. I could have been attacking twice.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Okay, that's a twenty three. So he's gonna go.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
How far away is he?

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
He is probably twenty feet from you down the hallway.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Okay, and dude, he gonna dude, we belie even Rob.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
He's going to get cast arcane burst.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
And you're what's your seeing it's twenty four.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
It's arcane burst savors as a road.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
A hit, it's it's a tech roll plus nine, says
is that plus that's plus nine to whatever role?

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Yeah? Say yeah it is? Uh do four D tens
plus five or four four damage? Okay? Mm Jesus Christ

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for D ten for ten? Come on, come on Rob,
all that is down?

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Yeah m hm, perfect timing for the music.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
I don't like watching his hand because that means they're
high numbers. I could see like the sparks.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
I don't like this. Let's see go back twenty nine damage,
twenty six damage.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Okay, okay, what is your HP to beginning with sixty six?

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Okay, run away, Rob?

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Rob is going like Rob is going to is he
immune in nicotic?

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Is he immune in nicronic? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
No, hes okay, then he's then the Rob's gonna palm
going to anti use the anti matter rifle and shoot him.
I would have as the anti the rifle does more damage. Yes,
Now twenty twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
You catch you catch the wizard or the arch mage
off his feet and does it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Now? Now the next one does double damage? Right if
I'm not mistaken? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Oh that's me. What do you mean that's double damage.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Let's say it's like for yeah, you're you roll double dice. Okay, okay,
so just set up double damage.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Okay, so if you do damage, do d So it's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
It's twelve dy eights plus six. Okay, so whatever that is,
do damage, So sixty two plus do it again. So
I would do roll it again?

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
How many? How many?

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
So the spell itself does twelve dpm.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
It does sixty eight plus six, so that would be twelve. Okay,
so I'll roll again. So it's sixty two plus.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Thirty four.

Speaker 7 (01:04:23):
What did you do?

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
You said thirty four thirty four plus sixty two?

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
What does that much damage? Okay? Get get.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Come on, cow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Hey boy, we need to ninety six damage.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Okay, there's a reason we had to cripple Rob.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
You've just pissed this gal.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
I had a curiousity. How much health do this fucker?

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Two hundred and seventy Okay. So he's he's beefy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Comebo Hello bow go bow Weenie. I love you too,
go bo whenie. Oh, he's he's just sniffing around everything.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
For a minute.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
Maybe mm let's see what I want to there. Yes,
but yeah, I'm gonna cast a lightning bolt. Okay, you

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need to make a constant or a next to already
saving through. Let's here, let's see sugar lightning formed one
hundred ft long five foot Each creature line makes the
next thirty saving through, taking eight D six lightning damage
on a felled save or half as much damage on
a successful one.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
But what's the what's it the past to save it?
It's your spell saved DC. What level is he? Did
you make a character sheet for him? I'm just using one, okay,
So the spell saved DC.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
There should be an option for it depending on his level.
And a wizard that gets a plus nine things, his
spell saved DC is probably a seventeen or nineteen.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Because it takes his proficiency boniness.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
It's a seventeen, okay, so I've gotta be seventeen.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
You gotta be a seventeen.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Nineteen.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Is rod made of metal? Yes, he is. It's a
nineteen conductive metal. It's indestructible, but it's conduct.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Yeah, but that's a nice that's an nineteen.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
You still take half damage?

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Four D six is okay? M m m hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
I don't remember which one of D six.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
You don't know what a D six is my brain
doesn't a regular die?

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Yeah, I know the squares man, the squares, the scores.

Speaker 5 (01:07:29):
We might have LFT brown.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Fourteen damage, so half of that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
No, this is I have oh so fourteen Yeah, Okay,
he's gonna do another antem. It's gonna go for the uh.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Well we're over here.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Nineteen okay, okay, that forty well thirty nine well thirty
nine heath Yeah, and you seek nineteen matter rifle.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
You think quack relations here.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Now what I'll say now, does the chronic do any
more damage?

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
No, it's just a damage. Sh Okay, how much would
you say?

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Uh? Thirty nine and I'm going to do another attack,
and I'm going to do a h He's going to
get on his knee and try to do the mortar. Okay,
that's going to be explosive damage as well. Yah, twenty four?

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Is it forced damage or fire damage?

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Fire damage? Nineteen nineteen? That here? Is there anything around
him that like causes the explosion to destroy, the walls
to crumble on him, or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
You're in a relatively small hallway, so you get on
your knee, your.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Mortar launches out should straight up in between the both
of you explodes.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Let's see how much damage is it supposed to do?

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Nineteen damage?

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Okay, it knocks the archbage off.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
We forgot about the hammer.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Well, the hammer gets destroyed in this explosion. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
It knocks you both off your feet and knocks you
out and knocks the arch arch page is knocked out
as well.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
So and it causes a cave in, because of.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Course Mond's body has to cause a cave in.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Do we feel the cave that you feel? There's a
humor just explosion and you you feel you feel this?

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Immlily No, no, immediately I'm back in my body. Yeah,
And I tell them everything.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
I grab you by the hand. I am going to
look get us out, getting us Kiaran Flyman and z
are you with us or not?

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Get us out of here?

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
I'm asking them with us or not?

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Thank you know where I haven't going? Z Are you
with us? Throwing over everybody? What a lawful good? A
lawful good? Well? We set order where people can rule
themselves like a bill of rights. That's a whole plan.

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I'm in you with us or not?

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Well, I'm just gonna fly out say this right now.
Rob is upstairs and has the back or not.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
This is important. Are you with us or not?

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
As long as we kill the fucking bad guy, let's
do this, Hey, we will decide afterwards.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Don't worry about them. I need Kieran out of the cage. Now.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
Is there a lock you can pick? Yeah, she's picking
the lock. I'm gonna use my wedding ring and some
of the genie. Okay, I need to know as soon
as Kieren's out of the out of the cage, what
do I.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Need side of hand.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
Seventeen?

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
Okay, take a bobby pin out you hear the locks
click open, door swings open.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Karen, I need you here next to me right now.
We don't have time. Whatever you say, baby, look at
the genie. Genie. I wish.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
That the orb of negation that the Prince spoke of
this evening appears in my hands, in my possession at
this very moment.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
The Genie crosses his arms, is as you wish, nods
his head and dissipates into.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
A puff of smoke. And if you look down and
the orbanigation is in your.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Hands, physically in my hands, physically in your hand, Karen,
turn it on because he's anyone knows how to fucking
use it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Karen grabs it goes. I forgot the words, Karen, you
son of a bit him be time. It's been eight years.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
Don't have time? Shall we do? You got that sword,
didn't you? Yes? Well you could kill my brother with
that too.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Right now, he's prone buried underneath.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
He's asleep because I can tell, but I don't know
how long he's going to be asleep. Karen, just activate
this so that we don't automatically.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Right, you're giving me performance anxiety. I kiss him one
al right. The first word was what's the rest?

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Is there anything I can do to help speed him up?

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
With no memory?

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
Can I get them out to like slid a hand?

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Yeah? Okay, yeah, I just I need to cure it
out first.

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
And he's just pacing back and forth trying to think.
He's trying to remember the incantation to turn it on.

Speaker 5 (01:13:53):
Okay, I wrote a fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Okay, okay, yeah, clan the swings open.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
Already, flymen, and see we can't get the fuck out
of here.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
Flymming didn't exist when the ORB was used the last time, right, yeah, no,
you didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Fuck. I was gonna try to see if we figure
out the incantation from his memory. Let me see if
I have a spell built afterwards? So it's all my stuff?
Do I still have it on me? Or is it
like nearby, like on the hallway?

Speaker 10 (01:14:30):
Give me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Investigation check?

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Hey, so the ORB does it have any rooms or
anything written to you? Know?

Speaker 13 (01:14:41):
That would have been a good idea. I just marked
it with some fancy little things. Okay, he is linked
to my brain, I'll ask you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Okay, so you're looking around trying to find school, and.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
You see a little door head off to the side,
and you open up up and it's not only your stuff,
it's like everybody they've ever taken stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
See see if there's a handbook on how to use
this goddamn or I am mentally connected with him? Is
there some sort of roll that I can roll to
push into his memory to grab that specific incantation?

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
I mean, um, oh, give me an investigation check because
you're trying to start his memories.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Okay, cool? Can I start this room for a manual
in the orban? I mean you want to go? So yeah,
if you wanna do an investigation check in that closet.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
Level up, I got two extra ruck points, so.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Oh yeah, seven, you you. Everything just comes falling out.
You get into an avalanche of things. I saw your head, okay,
just like I got.

Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
A seventeen on investigation.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
So I'm gonna help, Okay, DM, What's I need enough?
I need to use? What point? What's my cap? Like?
What am I trying to be for a thirty thirty? Okay?
So A twenty eight is close, but it's not there.
I'm gonna use one of my two. You help him

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out and your rifle through stuff and you find in
a bag.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
A little scroll and one that it's got a wax
field that looks like the order neigation.

Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
Okay, So I pulled that out and I run it
over to Karna Kirnan. Is this it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
This help?

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Is this what you need to say?

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Nap plus nine and twenty nine, but it's an twenty
have used my dice that my players don't like, and goes, oh,
this just says I hate the orb of mitigation. Away,
I am pushing into that brain.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
You push a little too hard. Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
I'm on the cell right, No, you're in the cell.
I was gonna say, my owner and go copter and
fly towards my botch and find my body.

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
Well, maybe in a second. You you push into that
and you you see the memory of of Kiernan, and
I thought, what was the wizard that I've made up?

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
What it's under rocks?

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
No hold on, I'm kind of here because we can
just give this goddamn war.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
You can just go stab them, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
You you see the memory of of Kiernan and Gannith
the Wizard eight hundred years ago making the organ negation,
and they're arguing about what the incantation should be, and
you hear klatu barrata nikto is what they set along.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
But you push so far you cause Kiernan to pass out.
I grab the orb and I say those words, say
the words clatta.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
I just got my net to save it against me
because the.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Plantu barrata nickto clattu barada nicto.

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
All right, And then the orban negation leaves your hands
and comes up, and all those gold rings start whirling around,
and a light starts to come up and and and
then you can feel its effects.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
I immediately turn around and I kiss you, okay, because
I don't know we're about to die.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Well, no, you turned it on. Oh yeah, but here's
the problem. I am a spellcaster. Yes you are.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
My wife is the only one I may be able
to do something.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
With the orbanigations field. It has a hundred foot radius
all magic stops.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
I think you said it was like a mile radius, yeah, said,
because they activated it in the town.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
And it went all the way to the castle, and
it's a mile.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
Yeah you said they activated it in the town and
it went to the castle and they marched on the castle.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Yeah. Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
I'm like, listen, I'm not getting a hand to hand fight.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
So I got you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Maybe we should get me to my body.

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
How can we get you to your body? You're heavy?

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Is the follow the orp follows you because you turn
it on? Can fly gay?

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
Well, then fly fire Man, go, go gadget the Sorcerer.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Rob, Then you might want to step next to me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Now let's go fly men away. You see a little copter.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Kind of in my head said to me, do you
take off away from me? It's a follow me. It's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
While you all are going up through the dungeon up
in the castle, the arch mage gets up and he's
pissed off and he goes.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Over rub it up.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Rob is knocked out and he grabs rob and a
head and snaps it off the head, and then he
goes and runs.

Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
He could fill the orb of negations field and coming
closer to him, he panicking.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
He's panicking because he should.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
That's all I could do is so he's running as
fast as he can. Princess, I have a question. I'm
a fairy and I can fly. Is my fly based
on magic? Yes? So I can't fly the wings? The
wings you think fairy wings there like butterfly wings. I

(01:21:20):
can't wait. I legitimately was asking.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
I always thought it was the wings that made a
fairy fly.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
What if you all would pick me up and take
me with you? My tiny little legs can't keep up.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
If when you all didn't steal my monkey, I'd be
able to.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Do It's all good. I'm still mentally connected to the monkey.
So I'm having meet us.

Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
Can he have the monkey like kind of intercept?

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Have the monkey? Have the monkey get robbed well the
monkey being able to pilot the robot body.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
I want to say, uh, sorry, you saw everything that
we were just told. I need you Oh wait, no, no, no, no,
you don't hear the magic stick. Yeah, you're you're a
connection to the monkey.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Is seven. Now I'm gonna I'm going to like doing it.
I'm gonna I get a message stating like they killed Rob.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
That's not Rob. They killed Rob.

Speaker 5 (01:22:32):
We need to move faster.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
You just hear like you just immediately just start hearing
like beeping from from Flyman's head. And he's as he's
going through Ralph practice. He's dirty, sticking Ferry.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
I also have kan on my other shoulder.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
You're gonna you're gonna drag him. Actually, I mean this
A gnome said he was. I sent you a picture
of him. He's like a person. He's like this. He's
not He's a normal science of person. He's just okay, well,

(01:23:10):
I said, we checked this picture for he's humanoid.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Are they suffering like any magic user suffering from magic sickness? No,
from like the the shock of not being able to
wield magic.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
No, no, you just can't do it anymore. Okay, So
this that that's not him. When we got back up,
that's you.

Speaker 5 (01:23:33):
So do we get eyes on the arch at all?

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
Okay I was confusing the goddam no, because he's running
like a madman to Prince Johns unfortunately. Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Do do we find my body.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
Yeah, you will make that because the record creatures partially
made of magic. So even if they're coming towards you,
their bodies just dissipating.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
It's just the armor just clunks to the ground. And
so as you're going through the castle, that's what happens.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
The director coming towards you, and as soon as they
hit the field go and the magic that was preventing
that was going to cause us to die. God, yes,
that is actually gone now because of all magic's dead
around the organ negation and so the orbans slowly getting
bigger and bigger.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
Slowly though, So I I think that we need to
get Flyman's body, but we also need to rush.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
To the Prince. I have to go there.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
I can't fight, so if we split up, someone's gonna
have to go with me who can fight.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
But I don't like splitting up either. But it's.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
If we let him get away from the orbanization. We
have a god pissed stuff at its.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
You guys, go distract him. I can find my I'll
get my body.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
I look up at you puppy dog guys, like, okay,
should we trust him here?

Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Okay? This when you all feel the castle start to move, Great.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
Cracks start appearing in the ceiling, Trubble starts falling, and
capsule made.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Imagine Lyman, Flyimon's eyes go dim.

Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
Because while you are down there, the arch made got
to Drasala and Drozala knew what was going on, took
out Flymon's spark and joined it with the great spark. No,
and so Coddle, give me a constitution saving brow. This
is a fifty. You need an twenty. This is the

(01:25:57):
only thing that can save you.

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
Am I allowed to give him by net twenty twenty four?

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
Was it a mat or?

Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
It wasn't that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
Can I give him the help action from my hatred?

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Actually?

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
That was what I'm going to do, is this. I
do have an ability that maybe able to do this
stroke of genius, flash of genius flash. Well let's see
you'd like to say stroke flash of genius.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
I don't think it's going to get you to a
fifty at least.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Well, let me see her what I rolled twy for.
It would have been close. It would have been a
forty four forty four. Yeah, if I would have used
all of it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
Do you want to.

Speaker 4 (01:26:56):
Because if you want to use that in forty four,
I will let you a sliver of your consciousness remains
within the spot.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
I am going.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
I have one more left point.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Yeah, do you want to reroll that? We can try
him roll.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
There's a chance will be lower because it takes.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
This is a whole new roll. So it's up to you.
I've got one. Let's do it. Let's I can fly it. Actually,
we're got a good roll. Yeah, give him a really
good dice.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
Fifty God, damn man, it wasn't it was eleven.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Goddamn flash genius. Take you to thirty eight? Yeah, thirty nine?

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Yeah, so what what is it? What is your new role?

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
It was thirty eight? Just use the physical dice.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
Well, if we do the physical dice, let's see how
it would have turned out.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
Okay, here, what have gone the chunky boy?

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
We'll see Flyman's die. See what happens, and then we'll
do chunky Boy. How's that that one?

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
Well? Well, no, you I'm just curious of what it
would have been.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
Eleven plus seven, So that would have been eighteen plus.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
Uh yeah, you would have been still been shy.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
Yeah, yeah, sir, for a big boy seven seven no, okay, yeah,
So the Dice does.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Not want you to look so thirty eight, okay, thirty eight,
it's still eight. Uh, slipper, your consciousness remains within the
Great Spark.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Because my head is still flying or just kind of
going to auto pumps. So I just yeah, so you
just see my head just immediately, just go.

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
I've got him on my pick up flying too.

Speaker 7 (01:28:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
For somebody's got his head. He had his head when
it was fine. That's right, yeah, because it goes okay,
it goes fine, goes said, maybe I can check it
with somebody. I should just a little bit of a
tear because as much as I hated.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Flying, it's indestructible.

Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
Yea, it is indestructible. When I thought here it was
a gnome, I I was gonna like use him as
then I remember the Magic Book. What I would have
if we chucked his head into the Great Spark or
All Spark or whatever it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
Is, they would just kind of banging around in there,
just around. It's indestructible, but it's there's there's nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
His flying but is no longer with us.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
I was kind of hoping for like aion Amara.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
Uh, why does it always seem like all my characters
die in every campaign we've had so far.

Speaker 4 (01:29:47):
Did you roll for ships turned off? Which means the
actor you've been pretty good as well. If you were
taking out there this little right man, do.

Speaker 3 (01:29:54):
We go and get the orb within the Prince's range
to stop the Crown?

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
You got the touches playing it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
I should should like thing to stop is the God.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
We're gonna try to Well, if I can get within
an orban negation that stops the Crown, the God's gone.
It's just a dude, a powerful dude who can't cast
magic can't.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
So what happens that the great Spark ends up in
the within the field of the game is gone. It's gone.

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
It's because see that's that's I don't know if you
remember you did hissue check last session for.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
This and his origin was as like they were coming.

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
The main cast on everything to save the sparks that
they can animate the Titans again. BackStar took a portion
of it and made his spark out of it and
then sent him away.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
Well, logically, if we just go towards the Spark, he
should be there. I had gotten a really high check
when we were in the ethereal plane. You did, didn't
you what I've docked it because I docked Prince Dasla.
I docked everything else were I was looking for big

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things of magic to see if I was being watched.
So at that time would it have radiated.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
Because it wasn't on Honestly, I would not.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
I'm not gonna say yes because I need it in
this moment. I would not have been looking for I
would have been looking for things that would have been
looking out for us and danger. So yeah, if you
think I would have looked for it knowing that it
could be a danger.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
To me, but it wouldn't have been magical at the time.

Speaker 5 (01:31:48):
Okay, my whole thing has been Can you tell where
Prince Drawsalan is then.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
Because yeah, he knows where Prince is.

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
Well, Prince Daslo has moved since he had been in
this bad Yeah you know the last place he was
at least, So what do you want to do.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
I gonna trick to say if I even have a
sword on me, you've got the rusty sword.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
Oh so I have a bow and I got.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
Dagger.

Speaker 5 (01:32:20):
Amiss, And you're good because you today.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
For relief.

Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
Okay, oh ship, you gave me a machine gun?

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
Real, yeah, a machine gun that's also the violin. Oh,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:32:48):
So I've got a machine gun that's about it. And
then holy Avenger dagger that I got he gave me
from somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
Is it enchanted that one is enchanted? Yees? Not anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
The the automated all enchanted weapons or just weapons. The
automated rifle was magic, but now it's just still just
a rifle. The only difference between that means is things
that were some things can only be damaged by magic.
But that's all not anyways, do you think you'd give to.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
The throne room?

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
Does?

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
I have no clue?

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
Probably there's no reason logically would there be any reason
for us to get.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
Fine into his body at this point?

Speaker 4 (01:33:34):
Well, I mean, you don't know what's happened with him.
You just saw that he but you probably just think
it's another malfunction.

Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
I mean, but we were specifically told by Prince Drasla
when he put that in there, that the robot would die. Yeah,
I mean, is that what you're assuming has happened, or
that he's he's I don't want I don't want to
meta function. Can I just roll a straight like intelligence check?

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
Yeah, let me straight check and I don't think I'm
gonna get intelligence question within the orb of negation. If
I drink a potion, no magic works, period. It's the
white story. Yeah, I was gonna say a potion of
the Hill Giant. It would be a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
I get a nice plus zero to intelligence and not
only does like it doesn't work within the field, the
field negates its effects forever.

Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
It is just a bottle of some It's.

Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
I have a twenty three on investigation.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
On intelligence fifteen intelligence intelligence. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:34:43):
I was just saying, if I can make the connection
with Flyman going down to them putting it in, Yeah,
you could.

Speaker 1 (01:34:52):
Get the thought that maybe maybe Flyman.

Speaker 5 (01:34:55):
I have a twenty on intelligence.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
Yeah. Okay, so you're like, probably function again or whatever.
She's like, you're the idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
He's dead.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
We just got together. You don't need to call me
an idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:35:07):
I'm sorry, but he's dead.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
And what.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
I could scribe, but I can't do magic. So the sword,
my magic sword would be useless too.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
Right, it's not magic right now?

Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
This rest sword?

Speaker 5 (01:35:31):
Maybe it'll give him tetles, it will die. Maybe he's
allergic to rest.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
I can still change because that's not magic.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Yeah, that's just your nature. Physiology. Does sovereign glue still work? Yes,
because it's I think this is yes, which chemical?

Speaker 5 (01:35:54):
I say, we stick up on the bastard shooting.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
But we don't know where to find him. But this
is your expertise. You were a spy. That's one of
the things I find fucking hot about you.

Speaker 5 (01:36:04):
Would I know, like, what would I roll for that
to track?

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
I guess an investigation if you want to try to
track like you're in a you're in a dark, musty castle.

Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
Yeah, that's terrible to seven.

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
Yeah, So she's like, I don't know. Yeah, is it echoing?
Is it echoing? Like it is the castle echoing? What
do you mean echoing? Echo? Wee by echo Hello? Hello?
Okay uh. I want to change just my.

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
Vocal cords to really strong vocal cords like that, like
anything that is incredible, just like a human that's has
an incredibly strong vocal cords.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
I just want to be extremely loud, okay in this
echoing room, and I want to yell.

Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
Prince Josa, you a little bitch, I got your orb.

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
So, because if I don't know where to find about anything, Barry,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
Right the way the castle shop shaking him after you
say that, christ an eerie silence. You just here and
then you hear see hundreds I mean towards you down corridor.
You know, on second thought, that might not have been

(01:37:45):
the startest thing.

Speaker 5 (01:37:48):
Is there anywhere I can hide?

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
No, I stand in front of from me down on
the whole corridor, there's a horde of goblins. Run away.
I'm trying to fight them. You won't have no magic.

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
Can I do a quick perception to see if these
are goblins that we dealt with before or these are
evil goblins exceptions?

Speaker 14 (01:38:18):
Because right now I'm female, I'm female, ag I'm definitely
not gonna turn into de legs. These are the goblins
with this stuff, and you don't look like you did
from that night.

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
So.

Speaker 5 (01:38:31):
My Amialsonian.

Speaker 15 (01:38:32):
So there are the goblins that you dealt with earlier
days ago. Guys, we got the order and we got
the robot that destroyed your village. So come to a stop.

(01:38:55):
And the goblin chieftain that and danced with activated the orb.
It's connected to me. Help me find Draso to stop this.

Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
Help you find Drosalam. What do you think we're here
working with? You will hand into the ORB to us
or you will die.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
I want to look at him and be like, you
work for Drasa, I work with Mama. That's really funny
because when I was having dinner with Drasala earlier today,
when he tried to.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
Fuck me before I got married to my wife.

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
Yeah, I got married when he was trying to fuck me,
he specifically told me that he hated goblins. And I
want to roll a persuasion check. Okay, because I'm dead,
straight up face.

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
Okay, this is gonna be this is gonna be a
fifty because he's got information you don't have.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
Okay, Okay, that's not that hard for me.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
I'm just looking around at the conscience slowly, just flying.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
You're just kind of one with the ethereum.

Speaker 5 (01:40:20):
Like it's like a good trip.

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
Yeah, you are you. You're from your perception. You are
high balls.

Speaker 5 (01:40:26):
I mean, you're just like damn.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
Ship. Okay, so this is persuasion.

Speaker 3 (01:40:35):
You're gonna get advantage of persuasion.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
You're lucky. You don't know what time I dice. No,
they are get your dad, Jo drew away.

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
I get a plus fifteen, but I still I'm in
a new first.

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
One cats luck he dies. I don't want to ever
see this die. It was that one, damn that twenty. Sorry,
it's okay. I think that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:22):
The gay dis flew.

Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
In let me love, don't let him touch it her cursing.

Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
Which rule eighteen.

Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
Okay, see, I think it's maybe a little weighted, like
I have a way to die.

Speaker 3 (01:41:47):
However, the only die that I think so generally waited
is this one that has the air bubble.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
And that's why I.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Didn't use it, because like red is a little is
a it's a little darker red on the bottom that
got on him.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
So that one is I think way that it usually
rolls in nineteen or twenty, so I didn't use it.
It was I got a gnat one and a fucking
n twenty. See the dice was lucky. It just let
me get the bad row out first. I got excited,

(01:42:22):
or you they can't see it. I got excited with
the that twenty and through the dice trade cap It's okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:42:28):
So the Goblin captain pauses, hesitates, and he knows what
he's been told.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
I look at him, and I look at him further.

Speaker 2 (01:42:43):
Does he remember the fine dance that we shared all
those I.

Speaker 3 (01:42:47):
Look at him to push a little bit further the
waiver in your eyes. You're really gonna trust a person
that doesn't give everyone the whole truth? And I'm gonna
set slowly, very slowly, on purpose, get shorter and turn
into a goblin. Surely easy for him, who has an

(01:43:09):
army of changelings in the fucking village to infiltrate your
army and make you think.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
You know the truth. I turn into him.

Speaker 16 (01:43:20):
Okay, do you really believe that he likes you? Or
is she using your bad blood with the civil war
in order to fuel his war that he's starting.

Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
You know what we're gonna do, Me and my badass wife,
we are gonna kill Drasa and then we're gonna fucking
take over the rest of these assholes and we're gonna
set everybody free.

Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
Goblins, you can join the council.

Speaker 3 (01:43:56):
We no more civil wars, no more people fucking dying
for no reason, no more change things, getting stabbed in
the hearts and inference, which was a fucking maint this character.

Speaker 4 (01:44:11):
For So the chieftain puts his hand up to his troops,
looks at you, and says, leave here before I changed
my mind and let you pass.

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
Turn back into me and I look, does he keep
does he try to keep my mind? Does the general
try to take my head?

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
He wouldn't recognize you. Doesn't have a mustache. But they
passed through the orbs, so all their weapons that their
magical or magics.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
No, that's why set them back for you, because he
is the right useless.

Speaker 3 (01:45:02):
I'm not gonna test my luck and ask where Drawsa is.
But how large of an army did he send that
for us?

Speaker 2 (01:45:10):
And the when you all climbing blew up?

Speaker 3 (01:45:18):
I'm just wondering if we could follow the line of
soldiers up towards to get us a good point to
get towards.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
No, you, they wouldn't lead you anywhere that towards Drasa.
Like fifty guys there one hundred. I want to go
about whatever door that the last fifty man is standing near. Okay,
so you pass all the goblins. Do you want to
go deeper higher in the castle and you want to

(01:45:50):
try to leave? What do you think should we go
deeper higher? Because these aren't the only goblins he's got
working for him. I think you should hide and just
follow me. Okay, be cannon for her. You might want
to go with Perzy. I just top over onto her shoulder.
So you all, you are you all splitting up? No,

(01:46:10):
I just want her to follow in the shadows and
so she's at least hidden.

Speaker 3 (01:46:17):
If something else happens, okay, stay together.

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
But just you know she's in the shadow. I'm gonna
have my short boat ready to go on her shoulder,
so she's like my mount. Right now, I've mounted.

Speaker 3 (01:46:32):
Holding a hand and I'm holding my violin in like
machine good mode. But people still think it's just a violin,
and before you slip it into the shadows and it'll
be like, thank you for making my life a lot better.

Speaker 11 (01:46:47):
Anytime we're gonna get through, it is hopefully okay. So
you all are going through, you know, past the cobbins
and everything, and you open a door up into this
huge chamber and there's pistons and I mean, this is
a huge.

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
Mechanical works going on. It's like a factory.

Speaker 3 (01:47:07):
Z spray your stuff all over these fucking gears.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
Pop open the bottom and we'll walk over. Before you
do that, an arrow shoots right at your feet. Are
they hidden? He's going out in the open, okay, but
I'm hidden. You're hidden.

Speaker 5 (01:47:29):
You're not dust where the arrow came from your check.

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
I take cover behind I don't know crate twenty one
twenty one.

Speaker 4 (01:47:40):
Okay, you look up and see up on the upper
levels of this factory there are goblin archers lining the
whole thing, and standing amidst them is the arch Mage.

Speaker 1 (01:47:53):
Hey, look at you, you little bitch. They all have
their bows drawn all on you in you know you're there.

Speaker 5 (01:48:03):
Okay, So can I do a sneak attack.

Speaker 1 (01:48:05):
On the archmage as the orb has been slowly growing?

Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
Yeah, he seems like he's less than a hundred feet
from me.

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
Yeah, the arch Madge is that he can't he can't
do magic right now.

Speaker 3 (01:48:17):
I want to look at him while she's getting a
sneak attack, because I know he knows it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
That's why he has the goblins.

Speaker 3 (01:48:25):
Sure, before I'm going to give her like times of
do ship, I want to go, hey, little bitch, you're
not so big and mighty. Now, are you come down
here a little bit of fisty cops, you little cunt?

Speaker 1 (01:48:41):
Oh does this just a little not in one of
the two of the goblins. M that's let's say you
can get a NAT twenty bitch, because you gave me
plate artwork motherfucker Nat fucking twenty, you could have come

(01:49:05):
look at it. Uh, you're rolling.

Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
I have an ability called silvery barbs where I say
something to the person and they have to roll a disadvantage.

Speaker 5 (01:49:17):
So I hit and I do twenty four damage.

Speaker 1 (01:49:20):
Well what are you hitting with?

Speaker 5 (01:49:23):
Just a crossbow?

Speaker 4 (01:49:24):
Crossbow with that Nat twenty and he the arch magor,
is kind of banged up from Rob's fight.

Speaker 5 (01:49:32):
Aim straight for that little fucking crown on his head.

Speaker 4 (01:49:35):
Yeah, while while this is going on, because shadows, you
pull up your crossbow and you hit the trigger and
a bolt zooms out and hits the arch mage directly
in his head and kills him.

Speaker 3 (01:49:51):
So silvery barbs and unsettling words. Un settling words is
I bart against birationist up magic. It's my charisma, so
I can use it to do extra damage to somebody.
But silvery barbs just says that I use my words.

Speaker 1 (01:50:08):
To unsettle somebody to give disadvantage.

Speaker 3 (01:50:10):
Okay, I killed, she kills the arch mage. That is
my silvery barbs. He's about to loose the arrow at me,
the no the one that shot me. So he goes
because this would be if I'm using silvery barbs, he
would have had disadvantage at that time. He goes to
do the arrow the arch page gets shot right in

(01:50:30):
the head. I'm like, that's fucking you and that's my
words to give him disadvantage disadvantage.

Speaker 1 (01:50:38):
Too, so he.

Speaker 17 (01:50:43):
Just yes, your head is okay. So she just killed
the archge.

Speaker 1 (01:50:56):
Can I take this to try to can devince them
to go just to leave?

Speaker 4 (01:51:04):
No, you just killed their like they're one of their leaders.
They all just there's hundreds of them. They all just
loose their arrows on you right now, so you might.

Speaker 1 (01:51:12):
Get the fuck out of there.

Speaker 5 (01:51:14):
I run like him, and.

Speaker 3 (01:51:17):
Can I show ze in five minutes head while I'm
running if you want to, Yeah, you can.

Speaker 1 (01:51:21):
Just cram in the sorry, see I crammed her and
then I'm running. Look like a.

Speaker 2 (01:51:30):
It's like it's the chicken from robin Hood.

Speaker 1 (01:51:33):
Dude, do do do? Do?

Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
Do you two?

Speaker 4 (01:51:42):
Give me athletics check see if you can out run
the arrows making DC at fifteen not too bad because
you are pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (01:51:52):
Okay, I'm not that best to get it. This SOS
might be going down well, I mean I'm gonna really
high ac. Yeah, we're talking hundreds of Varas one nineteen
plus one. Okay, so.

Speaker 4 (01:52:11):
Grab sea should have been the fireman's head and you
pull open the door, get it closed, just as the
hundreds of arras.

Speaker 1 (01:52:20):
That was a badass shot.

Speaker 5 (01:52:21):
Yes, I'm glad I took that little asshole out. God
even get on the nerves.

Speaker 1 (01:52:28):
Fuck, I'm so scared and horny all at the same time.
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 5 (01:52:32):
Uh run, We need to do it, honestly, we need
We need to get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:52:38):
Do we want to leave or do we want to
get the ORB near this fucking douchebag.

Speaker 1 (01:52:45):
You'll having a time getting it near him. Yeah, you
don't know where you're going.

Speaker 5 (01:52:49):
And isn't the orban Negation just getting bigger and bigger.

Speaker 18 (01:52:52):
It's just getting bigger and bigger, slowly geting bigger and bigger.
But you don't know quite. Since I'm leanked to it
can and I'm assuming if I die it turns off. No, Okay,
I just shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:53:05):
It has to be. It has to be turned off
since it's linked to me. Do I feel when things
pass through it?

Speaker 3 (01:53:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:53:14):
Damn?

Speaker 4 (01:53:14):
Okay, where are we at this very moment? Like what
do we what do we see you're back into that hallway,
and then all the goblins were in because you went
to the U, passed the goblins. You open up the
north into the hallway, went to this big factory thing,
and then we went backwards.

Speaker 1 (01:53:34):
You going backwards? Was that us going deeper or was
that us going higher? You go? It was going higher.
I think we should try going deeper this time. The
window is there, No, there's no winness.

Speaker 5 (01:53:51):
What kind of place I know? Windows?

Speaker 1 (01:53:53):
What the fuck place of sadness?

Speaker 2 (01:53:55):
It is?

Speaker 1 (01:53:55):
Sad?

Speaker 5 (01:53:56):
Damn, I'm depressed. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:54:02):
Let me see what I have on it. I think
you need to there's castles, this kind of windows. They
need like queer eye for the evil guy to decorate
this question.

Speaker 5 (01:54:15):
Do you have any explosives?

Speaker 1 (01:54:17):
I was about to ask him, supposes are chemicals?

Speaker 3 (01:54:20):
So they're not affected my extra dimensional pot?

Speaker 1 (01:54:25):
Yeah, yep, all magic. I didn't know if you can
do that as magic. Yes, if I did, I'm double checking,
but it would have been in my pot. See, I
don't have to take I have one bomb left.

Speaker 3 (01:54:48):
It does It is a volatile liquid that explodes thirty
feet and does twenty D six force damage to whatever
it hits.

Speaker 1 (01:54:58):
Okay, do you want me to to blow up a wall?
We'll just go through the wall, fuck it.

Speaker 3 (01:55:04):
Yeah, Can I make some sort of check to see
if I would know.

Speaker 1 (01:55:10):
What might be in.

Speaker 4 (01:55:13):
This is a place you all, none of you have
no clue what's on the other side of any wall
or door.

Speaker 1 (01:55:20):
In any given place. Cool laid man.

Speaker 3 (01:55:24):
Yeah, Now, I could also throw this in the middle
of the goblins, because it's a thirty feet radius, so
he explained, they were one's let you.

Speaker 5 (01:55:31):
Go, yeah, the goblet. Let's just go through a wall.
We need to get out.

Speaker 1 (01:55:38):
You pointed the wall off whatever wall she's pointing out,
because where the door.

Speaker 4 (01:55:48):
The door is to your backs now, and it's a
long curving hallway that the goblins are way down there.

Speaker 1 (01:55:55):
Where the curve is you okay, but where the curve is?

Speaker 3 (01:56:01):
What the fuck was the obsidian rock you gave me?

Speaker 1 (01:56:04):
Why do I have rock? I don't remember if it
was magic it's fucked now, Yeah, I don't remember what.
I just throw it right there where she just pointed,
So explodes. Oh yeah, yeah, was a huge hole in
the wall. Do you want to go check it out? Yeah?

(01:56:26):
You want me to go? So if I get shot
with arrows. You know, not have to go through there?

Speaker 5 (01:56:30):
Sure, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:56:33):
I I slowly go through, but I hold up him.
There can I see through his eyeballs? So poke me
around the corn.

Speaker 3 (01:56:43):
That's what I was wanting to do because Flyman's heads indestructible,
so it's not gonna hurt him at all.

Speaker 1 (01:56:50):
Okay, give me a perception check. So you're looking at
his eyes and it's slag.

Speaker 4 (01:56:55):
Give me a disadvantage, disadvantage, disadvantage, just you're peaking for
the last investigation or perception perception.

Speaker 1 (01:57:08):
Got a twenty two and twenty three. Okay, So yeah,
peek out and you see it's outside. You can see
you're I guess you all were. You all were at
the edge of the castle. Yeah, and it's it's it's

(01:57:31):
dusk by now. You feel a breeze coming through.

Speaker 4 (01:57:40):
And before you can say anything, a goggle our hand
reaches in and grabs you and pulls you along with it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:50):
Oh and the orb just follows. You can do an
animal analy check.

Speaker 3 (01:58:03):
I can't speak to animals, but I have high animal handling.

Speaker 1 (01:58:09):
Well plus six animal handling.

Speaker 4 (01:58:12):
This is a gargle, highly trained gargle. Are this is
I fucked with gargo ARGs before? Man thirty DC, Jesus Christ,
you in your thirties.

Speaker 5 (01:58:27):
Kenda belt, just like trying to slice the shit out
of its trunk or whatever it is, or arm or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:58:31):
Oh, you can try it, but it's high Yeah, animal handling.

Speaker 3 (01:58:39):
I'd have to get a man twenty regardless, so it's
not gonna happen again. Gargle arg Come on, man, let
me down, please, that's an that one. Wait wait wait

(01:59:01):
wait wait wait there so I get advantage sixteen twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:59:14):
So what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:59:16):
I don't know what are the goblins doing? Am I
still was in range of the the orb?

Speaker 1 (01:59:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:59:27):
Okay, well I think the orbs probably extremely large by
now yeah, it's where is this gargar? It's right outside
of the open. There's a good chance that the Prince
has been hit by the orb by now right?

Speaker 1 (01:59:39):
Not quite does this garglek hanging on the side of
the building or releged ground low? Garg large because you
were in the dungeons the dungeons underground. Okay, so we're
ground level. You slowly worked your way up somewhat.

Speaker 5 (01:59:51):
Can shoot it with my crossbow.

Speaker 19 (01:59:53):
The twenty four oh, you could try. It's it's ac
I think I can't right the statue for it. But
he sees like, twenty.

Speaker 3 (02:00:04):
Five, Can I shove my dagger under its fingernail?

Speaker 5 (02:00:06):
Twenty four?

Speaker 1 (02:00:09):
Can I shove my dagger under its fingernail?

Speaker 4 (02:00:11):
Under its fingernail it's holding me? So yeah, no, no,
because you rolled so shittily animal.

Speaker 1 (02:00:19):
No, I got a twenty.

Speaker 3 (02:00:22):
Yeah, because I have a vantage on animal handling, So
I got rid of than that one.

Speaker 1 (02:00:26):
Got a six. I mean you can try.

Speaker 3 (02:00:36):
Okay, I get a plus ten with my dagger. So
it's Ace's twenty five seventeen plus tens of twenty seven
okay seven underneath it does it doesn't do any of
its magic ability, so I'm not worried about that.

Speaker 4 (02:00:55):
But I just shut fingernail on its hand, trying to
get at the let go of me, you know, roars
in pain and drops you reels back for just just
a second. How far up in the air, Well, it
hadn't quite pulled up all the way.

Speaker 1 (02:01:15):
I don't know. You said to you will get hurt, Okay.
Can I tried to shoot him in the face ahead, Yeah,
like shooting outside the head as I'm flying through the
air because it's not like I think I probably couldn't
you there's not enough ruit for you to bang.

Speaker 3 (02:01:33):
And I think I probably had to like what closed
the bottom and I showed you in Yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (02:01:37):
Then like he just dropped, he did the gargle dropped him,
which he drops dropped you.

Speaker 1 (02:01:44):
So you you have got a millisecond here to react.
There's nothing I can do.

Speaker 3 (02:01:50):
I can't do magic, so I'm just gonna brace for
impact in that millisecond. Can I become extremely fat?

Speaker 1 (02:01:58):
Extremely fat? Yeah? I am a changeling, I guess I know.
Why do you want to be fat?

Speaker 3 (02:02:04):
Because if all my internal organs are covered by fat,
what might be less damage when I hit the ground?

Speaker 1 (02:02:11):
Well do you I mean, do you want to try
to get away? You have You've got a moment here, well.

Speaker 4 (02:02:16):
After I hit the ground or while I'm following you
and it's and it's goblin riders trying to get under control.
You've got a moment here to try to get away
or something.

Speaker 5 (02:02:32):
Are there any other garglars or anything?

Speaker 1 (02:02:35):
Give me a perception, A good question that might determine
what I do.

Speaker 3 (02:02:41):
Since it's a millisecond, can I use my passive perception
instead of rolling.

Speaker 1 (02:02:44):
It's gonna be lower than a roll. But you can't
see past the shadow that the garglears casting in the doorway, okay,
or a opening.

Speaker 3 (02:02:54):
Actually, my passive perception is nineteen. I just want to
see if there's somewhere I could slip. You try to hide,
Try to hide? Yeah, just behind the gargle. You see
like a huge boulder that it's it's right right behind it.
You close enough to scurry towards it.

Speaker 1 (02:03:17):
Stealth. Okay, that advances that what you need disadvantage to
play arms. But yes, you are twelve. So you scurry
over to that and you make a big noise about it.

(02:03:37):
And so the goblin training her rider gets this gargle
under control. Well, he's doing that. Can I run? I'm am,
I able to get out of the head. You can
get out of the head. Can I try to run
as quickly as I can to his feet and splash
a drop of sovereign glue on his my foot?

Speaker 3 (02:04:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:04:01):
No, you're okay.

Speaker 4 (02:04:05):
And then while it's turning to grab him behind the rock,
you want to run up to it into sovereign glue.

Speaker 1 (02:04:15):
Do give me a sleight of hand? Should h five?
I don't have just but open up the sovereign glue.

(02:04:35):
I feel like this is gonna hurt, and you.

Speaker 4 (02:04:43):
You get it on yourself. Your hand is now glued
to your chest and then you drop the glue on
the grab. I dropped the bottle, so you're your Your
left hand is now accidentally glued like right here.

Speaker 1 (02:05:05):
And I've lost all my sovereign. You've lost all your sovereign. Okay,
So my wife didn't fall, Yeah, I know I'm gonna
she's still in the castle wall. I need to do
so further distraction. I have gunpowder. Do you have time? Though?

(02:05:27):
I was just I have.

Speaker 3 (02:05:28):
Gunpowder and a tinder box like a striker. If I
sacrifice everything else that's in my bag, I've got my
dagger on my violin on my back.

Speaker 1 (02:05:45):
Tell me back she got what do you mean? It's
just ad my.

Speaker 3 (02:05:50):
One bag, but it's got the gunpowder that can I
just strike the gunpowder.

Speaker 1 (02:05:55):
And even if I take damage next to the rock,
just make an explosion. Much time is it's gonna take
you to do that? Uh?

Speaker 4 (02:06:05):
Because you scurry over behind the rocks. Noise about okay,
and this is the gargle. Ar turns the grab you.

Speaker 1 (02:06:13):
He gets under it to do the glue fox it up,
so we'll test it.

Speaker 3 (02:06:18):
This is the bag that I know just has gunpowder
and the strikers right there, so it would take.

Speaker 1 (02:06:26):
Hold on. You need to sit down and have it
at your side.

Speaker 3 (02:06:37):
Because just one spark should be enough to set off
an entire just gum powder. It's just wow. I don't
know why I've got wose gumpower lavatory, but I have
WoT cum powder.

Speaker 1 (02:06:55):
Yeah, it's okay, causes bang in a flash, catastrophic or anything.
I don't want hurt. Hurt that is, you're close enough
to it knocks you out.

Speaker 2 (02:07:12):
I figured.

Speaker 20 (02:07:14):
So YouTube now, so I'm just glued to the shirt.
If you can, you're able to.

Speaker 1 (02:07:25):
Like, right, Okay, I at least have the use of
my arm. I would like to take my short boat
because I'm in between his feet. I want to just
aim up and shoot him in the testicles. But I
feel like that's a good time. I'll tell you what,
because it's his testicles. I'll lower that AC down to fourteen.

Speaker 3 (02:07:51):
My mindset is, even if I get knocked out, I'm
making enough of distraction the orbs tied to me. Yeah,
so if they wouldn't take me to Prince Drie. He's
fucked but drowns. The nose is horn and the odds
if Kieren can't remember thee.

Speaker 1 (02:08:14):
On the shooting the short, I just do this the one.

Speaker 5 (02:08:20):
Right here, let's see.

Speaker 1 (02:08:21):
Okay, so twenty twenty. Okay, you shoot that gargar, straighten
the nuts.

Speaker 4 (02:08:30):
You get both of them, and it really fucking so
much pain and it throws its goblin rider off and
runs off into the horizon.

Speaker 5 (02:08:47):
Can I do like an acrobatics check and like see
if I can get down?

Speaker 1 (02:08:52):
Where are you at in the castle? No, you're just
like outside of the ground level, am I? Yeah? Okay,
you're just on you do something the other side of
these there's an explosion. Yeah, then the gargle arg freaks out.

Speaker 3 (02:09:07):
So you know where I'm at at least, And I'm
assuming if the gargleog is going on a rampage, is
it going to move people away from us?

Speaker 1 (02:09:16):
Well, so far, that's sting a gargolar right there.

Speaker 3 (02:09:19):
I wasn't sure about how many goblins run and.

Speaker 4 (02:09:22):
Scoop up my wife and getz and we're gonna bolted
out bolt out all right?

Speaker 1 (02:09:31):
Then we'll leave that for tonight then oh no, ending
on a high note shooting a gargolar in the tests head.

Speaker 5 (02:09:41):
Yeah, I grabbed fireman's head too.

Speaker 1 (02:09:44):
Okay, so you all are just booking it away from it.

Speaker 5 (02:09:48):
Like hey, giving it.

Speaker 2 (02:09:51):
Well after another exciting nights, A lot of things have happened.

Speaker 1 (02:09:58):
Maybe next session will be the really conclusion.

Speaker 2 (02:10:03):
I've when titans wake. So until next week, we shall
see everyone later.

Speaker 1 (02:10:09):
Then we get to do this when democracy rises.

Speaker 2 (02:10:16):
Until then, everybody, have a week.

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