When Titans Wake | Ep.7 Final |Hotdogs at the end of the universe - Crossroad Guild Adventures

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
No daisy.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hello everyone, and welcome back to our maybe final of interest,
to our epic, maybe final conclusion of When Titans Wake?
What happened last time? I am, I, as Flyman have
been Yeah, I have been officially uh sucked back into

(00:29):
the uh the hive mind that is the core.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I uh.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
I proved that every d m's nightmare is an eloquence
barred because I talked our way out of every situation. Yes,
we were intended to be kidnapped and imprisoned, but I
talked our way out of every situation.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Rob Yeah, Rob had one hell of a fight, but.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I misplayed Rob, so we things probably would have gote
a little different if I played Rob right.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
I killed Jeffer guess I can't remember his name?

Speaker 6 (01:14):
On your back.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
And in Sam fashion Prince yeah the archage.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
He looks like King Jeffrey and Leglis had a love child.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
The important thing is I turned on the orbit neigation, yes,
with a wish spell that so just so you guys,
because I think you'd talk to you guys and the
viewers who had listened to it.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
I had texted him, does my ring get a wish?
And He's like, yes, one wish.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
So then I didn't ask any other questions because I
knew I had to spring it on him or he
would have figured out a.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Way to fuck me over.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
That was that pause, If you would go back and
listen when he just gives a pause and gives me
a look.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
He was trying to figure out how to fuck me up.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah, I was gonna try to monkey Paul, but I
worded it in such a fashion he couldn't even fuse
it to my hands because I spoke with my hands
to show him so.

Speaker 7 (02:15):
And and now you're on the run with the organigations filled,
slowly growing.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
And then sam fashion, someone got super glued.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
He glued himself.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
He himself this year. So let's be all right.

Speaker 7 (02:37):
So we'll start off with fly one because you you
failed your constitutions saving for but you you rolled good enough,
and I will allow all of your personalities to They
have to do this all at once. They have to

(02:57):
be together in order to try and gain control of
the Titans that are being animated by the core.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Picture it Sicily nineteen twenty two.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
We are actually in Sicily. So we're all sitting at like, uh, you're.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Sitting you you all are just sitting around in chairs.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
It's a white void. It's it's nothingness.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
It looks like Kingdom. Hearts like, yes, it's.

Speaker 7 (03:28):
A complete and total void. And you just little folding
chairs in a circle, and all the flyman's, all the
personalities are there.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
They're hockey.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
You hear arguments like through each one of them, and
that's saying and this is going on.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Well we'll go uh e.

Speaker 7 (03:47):
So we've got your elegant personality, the noir detective, you're
a snidely whiplash s character, you're normal default, you're cowardly character,
the bumpkin.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
And then Vinnie who just wants to blow shit out.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
He did he likes the tinker.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
That's not his fault.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
No, it most certainly is his fault. Yeah, you don't
look on Toddler that electrocutes himself. But what's not your fault?
You put the four going move thing.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Honey, Yeah, it's my fault for not putting the cover on.

Speaker 7 (04:29):
So normal base Fliman is trying to convince the other
ones if to work together towards this end. And uh,
let's see what your arguments are to yourself.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Okay, who am who is my?

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Who am I?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Going with first your normal. Well, no, I know I'm normal.
That's saying the normal is trying to convince the others.
So who am I? Who is the first personality I'm
going against?

Speaker 7 (04:58):
Well, let's do do a person suasion check against the
Noir and the elegant. That's that's a DC of ten. Okay,
so if you get if you get past those, then
you'll be you know, getting them on board.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
I I'm made it right on the cusp past both okay,
the curse guys nine on the other one, nine on
the other one.

Speaker 7 (05:32):
Okay, So, uh, the Noir detective has taken the Noirs
on board.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Well, I would say, mister elegant was easy to do
because okay, so elegant elegant is the easiest to do,
because that's saying it's like looking around, said like, mister elegant,
look look around. We are a place of devoid of
any elegancy. You you see nothing, but like there's nothing here.

(06:02):
How can we ourself be elegant and like even in
a void? Yes, we are surrounded by all linemans, each
one elegant in their own way. But that's saying we
cannot make the world.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Elegant if we take control of the Titans.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
But if yes, that's the saying we can like not
only make them elegant, we shall make we can save
the world and make everything else elegant as well.

Speaker 7 (06:26):
He's in so greedy Noir to take them.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Okay, so he's he's close, he's on the verge. This
is how his actual mind is.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
There's the council of coddles.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yea, that's saying Noir detective on the other end needs
a little little thing, because that's saying you gotta remember
with him, he's dark, he's gritty, he is saying shit.
It's one of those that just like just like there's
there's nothing here, you know, what's out there, what's waiting.
Our friends are in danger, and that's the same. But
like for him, it's just like you mean, the people

(07:04):
who mocked us, the people who like, you know, just
treated us like crap. No matter what we did.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
I will say we treated their detective with the utmost respect.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
He saw how you treated anybody else. But yeah, he
the Noir detective was the only like it was was
the only like it was one of the few ones
who was able to be aware of everything.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Else together, saying that all the other ones are terrible,
because he said, what do they screw up this time?

Speaker 7 (07:46):
So everybody that you convinced, I'll give you a plus
three on your persuasion to do another role for the
noir detective.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Wait, this is you get a plus three?

Speaker 5 (08:02):
That wasn't good.

Speaker 6 (08:05):
It's still a nine.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
He's on the fence, okay, maybe trying to find somebody.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Else who's next.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
The country moncan.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
He's just sitting there just like he has a piece
of straw and all that, and he's just he has nothing.
He doesn't have his instruments. He's just kind of sitting there,
kind of rocking back and forth. And said, now, Clode.
From now, I'm gonna call him Clyde because that's a
that is the simplest country bumpkin name I could think of. Clode.

(08:47):
We're sitting here. You got no guitar, you got no banjo,
you've got no instruments. We are just sitting here doing nothing.
You can't play the dream of other people listening to
your music they like the that's the saying the last
time you played, they enjoyed it, they had fun.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
He doesn't realize he was being booted. He was a
seventh time of his fucking life.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Regardless, it's like, the longer we are in here, that
means less time for the for for everybody to hear
your wonderful music. That's saying, do you want to let
every do you want country music to die?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Hey, you know.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
Yad Zeus's duro.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Gotta be twelve. I'll give you. I give you an eleven.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Okay, you had six, you have plus three.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
That's a twenty one.

Speaker 7 (09:54):
Okay, so he's in im in. So now you get
a plus six. Said you want to try to convince.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Vinnie Vinny he like that's like he is just sitting
there kind of twiddling his thumbs, just kinda like he's
a legitterary he has like that's saying he's been locked
away for a long time that It's like, Vinnie, you
got nothing to tinker. Where's no boom. We can't make

(10:27):
no boom here. That's saying I've seen you make a bridge.
It only took like three seconds. There's no bridge here
to make in the three seconds. That's saying you're saying
you are the tinker. You are the like you are
like one of our more powerful personas. You have done

(10:50):
so much in your many in your many appearances.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
Shut up.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
I get a lot of people though, boo.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
To be fair, the world cannot progress without heaps.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
All right, you gotta be you gotta be a fourteen.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Plus six.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
What's six?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Well, that's saying on top of my persuasion other stuff.
So that's an eighteen.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
And can you get a minus one?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
You said, well, that's for charisma. So with that still
counter well.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Just whatever it saysn't your skills. Your skills, they are
related to that.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
But there's also well i'd say I'm saying my my
persuasion says plus two, but my Christmas is nagative one.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, you don't worry about that. You worry about what.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
It says next to Yeah, that's when.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah, he's in.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
So you got a plus nine. You want to try, then,
warrener to take it again, just do another role.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Yeah, that's like he's.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
You have to just get more better than one and
he's in.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
That was in eighteen, so.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Okay, what is in another? Plus three? So we got
the cow cowardly and snody.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Oh we're not gonna put sergeant there? Hey, who who's
who's next?

Speaker 5 (12:31):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
And difficult? The coward is it's good.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Twenty five, but you get a plus twelve.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, you get a plus twelve.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
For the coward is definitely he is. It's like Scooby Doo.
It's like dealing like with Shaggy and Scooby Doo. Like
it's one of those of just.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
Like, man, I don't know what we're gonna make it.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
The coward is like, let's saying, like, yes, I know
you're scared, but you are in fact the bravest among
us no matter what you like. It's like you have
gone through hell and back, but you have always come
back no matter what, and it takes the most bravest
of people to do that. That's saying you have now

(13:25):
like every time you have appeared, you have done nothing
but succeed you Like, that's saying, out of all of us,
we couldn't done this without you, coward. That's saying you
are the you are the fastest of us. You are well,
that's saying just oh, okay, okay, right. Yeah, it's like he.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Check five, you have plus twelve twelve.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
So plus fourteen plus eight, so fourteen plus eight. I
don't do math, so fourteen fifteen sixty seventy twenty three, yeah,
twenty three right on the Oh, but I do have HM.

(14:22):
I will add.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
If you're looking for your flash of genius and you
use it all trying to.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
I was gonna say the Mage Slayer. It's like I
could add increase my let's see. Nope, wouldn't work as well,
to be fair, but that was for Rob. That wasn't
for me. Rob had the body.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
My body's gone yeah somebody.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, So that's saying so would Flasher Genius come back
after that one?

Speaker 8 (14:57):
No?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
So twenty three.

Speaker 7 (15:03):
Close, but he's too scared. We're going to try to
get what's at thirty. No, even if you don't get
the last two I will give you, you're still will
to try to try to take over.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
It will just not Yeah, what is Snidley's thirty.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Thirty thirty thirty easy?

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Snarley, out of all of us you have, you are
definitely one of the strongest of us. That's saying you
like you have done a lot in getting us out
of situations that none of us else could have gotten
out of. That's saying you are definitely the the craftiest

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of us. But are you really willing to let a
to let another the villain take over for you, because
that's the saying we all like say, for the rest
of us, we can all agree on one thing, Snightley,
you would be the only one to truly be able
to take this villain down.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
And we know you well.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Enough that are you really just gonna sit by while
someone else kills the other companion are our friends and
tortures them when you could be the one making them
absolutely miserable, especially where uh would I know that Rob

(16:39):
would uh let's say, would I know that Rob's like
been destroyed or anything like that? So that's saying also,
he killed little Robb, he killed your Muttley, all right?

Speaker 6 (17:00):
With that lower the decent with that lower.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Lower to twenty eight? Okay, so it was you were
gonna have to get a sixteen on the die, as
if you lowered to twenty eight, you're gonna have to
get a fourteen on the die. Fourteen better? Can we
do it fourteen?

Speaker 2 (17:23):
So with that, just the fact that he heard that
someone killed his little Rob, his little buddy, his minion, do.

Speaker 7 (17:34):
You try to intimidate the coward because you've got all
the other.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
I think everybody would kind of stand up and just
push It's like just kind of circle them and not
even bully them. It just kind of push him and say,
come on, we gotta do this. You're the bravest among us.
You gotta it's saying you gotta do the coward relying
on him. Come on, you're the bravest among us. You're
the king of the lions here, you're.

Speaker 7 (18:02):
The Well, since Snyder's important, I feel like Snyder would
have intimidate him. Uh do what? What's just doing a
timidation check? It's seven twelve, Okay, the county line is
reluctantly in. So all of the Flymans are on board.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
The Council of Flymans.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Councilman spoken.

Speaker 7 (18:32):
So whenever you try to take control, because it's like
what did what would we do with your constitution saving?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
So it was like a forty five last time.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, but that was like with the flash of genius
to add everything.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
Yeah, unless you're the check was like a forty five, Yeah,
it fifty.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Thirty six.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Well, then we attempted to re roll when it got lower.

Speaker 7 (18:55):
Since all of you are working together, I'm gonna lower
that cost. Usion say to A, and it's gonna be
just straight no pluses.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
To A fifteen.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Please use the different bugs.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
No, I gotta I gotta believe in flybing is dice.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
I'm gonna punch you if you don't get this.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
Straight.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Fifteen, Can we do it?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Take the ring off? It's the wondering, it's cursed.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
What is the wonder?

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Is the wondering?

Speaker 6 (19:43):
Yeah, it's just turnsible. I'm not gonna lie. I actually
fell for that for once once.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Second, three can't?

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Can't we punch him because there's three of us?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
He got a three weeknin and curiosity. Let me see
what would happen if I rolled the digital dice A twelve.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
You know you're not gonna get this check. I'm curious.
Just use one of your other dice. I'm curious of
what it would have.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Been, a DM dice eleven.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Okay, use the orange dice, which is the ones I've
been telling you to use every time you make an
important five.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Enroll sixteen. See, No, I will stick with Flyman's dice
no matter.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
What I think after this, we should take those Flyman
dice or melt him down for a bullet and just
shoot him with it, not to kill him, just like
in the kneecap if for not listening to.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
It I will give you.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
I will give you one thing, flyman, since all we
were going together. At a moment of your boys, you
get control of one of the Titans, or the Titan
in your castle for.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Ten seconds.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Am I allowed to give him my net? Twenty?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
We're gonna need that.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
We're gonna need that ten seconds and tens. I will
count to ten. You have ten seconds of control of
a giant man? Did you forget what your plan is?

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Your plan is first to not only kill the bad guy,
but to overthrow the world.

Speaker 9 (21:35):
Yeah, we're gonna need your net, twitty, Please hold on
to that. Okay, there's gonna be a situation where that's
gonna be the only thing that saves us.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Okay, So I'm officially dead.

Speaker 7 (21:49):
Yeah, we've had the counts of viols and you all
are you all are on the run, right. I'm just
your carrying your wife and I'm also carrying No, you're.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Not what it was is You're not carrying him. You
threw the shirt over the orb and the orbs just
sort of carrying him along because the orbs just magically
following me.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
So I'm just hanging like this from the.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Because you're knocked out, aren't you.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
I don't think. I don't think he's.

Speaker 7 (22:23):
You're not You're not knocked out.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Okay, I'm not.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
I'm running like hell.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
I have to ask an important question. I have to know,
and it's a regret that I've had. What happened to
the monkey? A lot of times passed. The monkey was
in our room.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
The monkey the monkeys still in your room. So he's safe.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
The monkey's safe. He's just chilling out and sleeping. He's, yeah,
totally unbothered by everything. They can't even magically talk to
him anymore. So he's not panicking or anything. It's just like,
you know what, I need some time alone. This is nice.
He's having a little small day, you know, he's just
seating fruit and laying and like he's having a great that.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Okay, thank god, this is all you. I'm unconscious. Okay,
So let's say you you stabbed a gargolar in the
in the thumbnail would kiss you off.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
So I got a question. So, if he's unconscious, he's
a changing Yes, yes, So is it like Odo when
he's unconscious and just turns into a puddle of goop?

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Well, but he's been like his base look a little
and on top of that. The way changings work is
I changed my DNA, So that's.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
What I'm just scurious about. Should we get a bucket? No,
he's not like he's not he's not a founder.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
And even if I was like the other version of
me or something else, when I passed.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Out, I wouldn't change back. I would stay that.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Third into the fire sealed door.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Just so, I want to head and roll for steal,
which is fun, but I have to add.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
To be fair, all my characters are cursed.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
That's a twenty nine on stealth.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Okay, so you you're you're stealth, I hat slow.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
You've got please apologize. I apologize, Please forgive me for
what i'mbout to say. With a giant floating orb and
her carrying somebody that weighs more than her on her shoulder,
would it be with disadvantage?

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yes, I'm sorry, But plus you're welcome.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Unless I thank that one too.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
So she's nobody's seeing her. I can't just pick and choose,
do I make follow the rules? I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (25:05):
So it's a barren landscape and you've got mountains off
to the horizon to your to your left, and then
you notice on the horizon to your right.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
What looks like a food cart.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
Hey, food cart.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
I'm gonna have to derail this for one second, just
to piss you off. The next magic sets Star Trek,
hop It and Lord of the Rings for the next
magic the Gallery Gathering sets to.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
Spend a lot they've already had.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
It's stupid.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
Yeah, like what happened in the Are you Magic like
the planet? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (26:00):
Explosion burn You know you keep saying the Hobbit and
the Lord of the Rings, and they heard on Star Trek.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
That's gonna be supposed to gonna be discovery effect. But
they did Star Trek. They only had one pack.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
You're gonna now with the Star Trek one like they
even with spire Man. They've actually done it throughout the
whole multiverse. So we'll get for card Kirk and a
bunch of other ones.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
When we when they did the Secret Layer, they did
uh TCG.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
There was like three four cards you get from except.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
Yeah, there's a food cart.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
There's a food cart and a very larger ton man
waving at you.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
I'm gonna run run like hell to this nice mister Soo.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
He looks like Jeff.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
I was waiting for it, so.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
You.

Speaker 7 (26:58):
He goes, hey, hey, what's you seem like you're in trouble.
What's what's going on here?

Speaker 11 (27:04):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (27:05):
This bad guy is trying to take over the world.

Speaker 12 (27:09):
And I kind of killed his boy toy and he
knocked out my friend.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Actually she's my.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Wife, but I'm hurt.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (27:21):
So he goes, uh, just come this way, and he's like,
walk to the other side of the cart.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
And okay, I walked to the other side of the car,
walk side.

Speaker 6 (27:31):
Of the car.

Speaker 7 (27:31):
And as you break the barrier of the cart, you
everything goes wi and then you you find yourself in
like an old diner.

Speaker 13 (27:45):
Okay, and Jeff is wait, wait, Matton, it's not magic. Okay,
it's not magic. I can't fight this hot dog Jeff
is your heir.

Speaker 7 (27:57):
Yes, why it's not magic, You and yourself in Uh
it looks like an old.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
Diner like time third thing.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Uh No, the hot dog Jeff is a character he
made almost fifteen years ago. Yes, and I've used him,
but he wrote an immortal god named hot Dog. Jeffs
in every universe.

Speaker 7 (28:18):
Every every story, and and the thing that I've ever written,
I put Jeff selling hot dogs in it.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Every single one.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
I'm gonna buy you hot dog dice.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah, and that's why we put him in training. The
part matis when we played it is because hot Dog
Jeff is my character and so he hasn't been in
this campaign yet. So I have to put I have
to I have to put a hot Dog Jeff. But
he's a god that lives in between like realities and

(28:53):
his his.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Hot dog cart does not use magic. It's technology that
jumps reality, which he used he was given.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
So does hot Dog Jeff know how to turn off
the urban negation?

Speaker 3 (29:11):
I'll ask if you ever, if I ever wake up?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
So as you all?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
You you nice, you're and a diner. You're all sitting
down in a booth, and you're all awake. Now I'm awake.
You're awake. Hey, I sent hot Dog Jeff in the
group Chatka, and I found hot dog bikes.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
Did you they're clear of little hot dogs inside.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
That's pretty awesome.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
So I wake up immediately.

Speaker 6 (29:49):
Where the funk are?

Speaker 5 (29:50):
We don't worry this, This nice man has this in safety.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
This terrible.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
And I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
Hey, this terrible.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
I am that you friend zoned me.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
No, you're my wife.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
So Jeff comes behind the county. He has got a
huge stray of hot.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Dogs and asks if you are hungry, yes, okay, places
the hot dog down.

Speaker 7 (30:13):
You eat a hot dog, You're immediately healed a.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Bit off its of a long hot dog.

Speaker 6 (30:21):
Pay attention, baby.

Speaker 7 (30:26):
Long rest And he grabs your hand with the sovereign
glued shirt and he doesn't take care.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Of that, spits on it, just rubs it off.

Speaker 7 (30:35):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
I hate to be ungrateful, but do you have like
a drink? I'm a little parched. I only have cherry cola.
I'll take it.

Speaker 6 (30:50):
Okay, nice to have this glue off my hands and
can let go of the shirt.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
He sits down on the booth behind you and turns
around and goes, what's what's the what's what's the trouble?

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Ah, Well, there's this god who's in this prince named Drasla.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
We were gonna, oh.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah, I know that guy.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
He's a prick.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
We were gonna be friends with him, but then we
decided that we just wanted to take over the entire
world and creek something called democracy. I think the name
week a few realities, but I wish for this orbanization.
And I turned it on, and the only person that
can turn it off I accidentally knocked out.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
I've actually got another guy that can.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
He snatched his fingers and out from behind you know
the kitchen comes a wizard.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
In uh in A Yeah, he's got a little chef's.

Speaker 7 (31:53):
Apron on and he's got still wearing the Wizard room.
He's got the wizard robes and wizard hat. He's got
half but he's got he's got you know, dirty chefs.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
We feed Flyman a hot dog.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
We don't have fire.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
Take him a hot dog. Are we able to bring
him back?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
The hot dogs can't leave this reality.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
If we shove a hot dog in his empty head,
does anything happen? Do you want Fiveman back?

Speaker 6 (32:27):
Do we have his head? You have his head?

Speaker 2 (32:30):
My head's indestructible. You guys have been using as a shield.

Speaker 7 (32:34):
If you want and I take you. If you all
want five and back, I will let you have Fireman back.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
But the problem and character.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
But the problem is that I think we had screw
him over for being able to take over a titan.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
But you don't know that. That's what I'm saying. We
don't know this as characters.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
I the last thing Fiman said to me, and I
would say say this if anyone brought it up.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
I kind of think that fireman might be transphobic. Did
you see how mad he got?

Speaker 4 (33:07):
He felt I was portrayed him because I'm an actual woman,
but I pretended to be a manager.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Hear what he said, a kieran, He's like he lied
to you about being a man. He was a female
the entire time.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
So do you want what flymbing back? This is I
was actually the group here.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
So if I get flying back, can he summon his
This is.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
Some mech.

Speaker 7 (33:38):
You guys would have to get the body. Yeah, you
have to go get the body. I will bring if
you want, Jeff can bring his consciousness back into his head.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Now.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Okay, so in character and we could above table, but
in character, after everything we've been through, I don't know
if I would immediately want him back at this moment
because he was still reluctant to go along with any
plan that we had. Okay, but I am fully trusting you.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Right now with everything I've.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
My thing is like we'd have to go back into.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Into the castle. In the castle, and I can't fight
right now. I can shoot my violin.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
De activate the Orban negation, though.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
We kind of see we're just sitting here talking for
the dog, Jeff. We also left Kieran to die on accident.
You remember Kieran, right.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah?

Speaker 7 (34:46):
And then okay, the lizard comes down and goes Kierenen.
He's still alive. Maybe maybe Oh fuck? I hate that guy.
He's and because this is this is game if he
make the orbigations. He's been little with me for a while.
Him and Kardon had a falling out him right after
they made the ORB.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Can you turn this ORB off?

Speaker 1 (35:09):
I can tell you how to turn it off? Please
tell me how?

Speaker 3 (35:14):
All right?

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Are you paying attention?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
All right?

Speaker 7 (35:16):
You gotta raise your hands like this, wave him like
you just don't care, and say please turn off.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
I'm dumbed down it. I look at him and say,
that's that's it. Yeah, that's it. Do you know the
complicatedness is to turn it on? Oh yeah, yeah, please
turn off the ORB and just drop to the poor.

(35:45):
It also feels like it might do something else. It's
got these I.

Speaker 7 (35:48):
Think if Heernan added something to it after we were done,
but I don't know what it was, because that if
it was part.

Speaker 6 (35:57):
Of our fight.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
I hate to say this, I really wish we had
a way to get Kieran back.

Speaker 7 (36:05):
No, no, no, no, no, you don't there, you don't. I
haven't seen a guy any hundred years, and I'm still
pissed off at him.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
I felt that, and I studied this, and as a
material plane, Droso did something to us when we got married.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
He bound us to him, and.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
I think it's the same way that he was bound
to his brother. But when I turned on the orb,
it broke it, and I think it broke it with.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Zim, and I want him to kill his brother.

Speaker 7 (36:45):
So Ganneth is back in a way into the kitchen
and goes, okay, snaps his finger, and Kieranan just pops
into existence.

Speaker 14 (36:53):
He goes, oh hot, dumb, Jeff, hey baby, why didn't you?

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Why is turning this on so complicated? But turning it
off is just saying please turn off? Because I kept
forgetting the off word.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Now above table. I don't remember the words, but my
character would engage a reference to something.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
Because it sounds familiar.

Speaker 7 (37:26):
Well, because it's it's from the day there still and
then an army of darkness.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
That was the magic words that he had to speak
before he took the Book of the Day.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Somebody needs to write this down because I've got a
feeling that if I say this wrong, we're gonna end
up causing the apocalypse.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
It'll just explode because of the Army of the Dead.
There's two different endings because the original ending he ends.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Up back in a supermarket, but he didn't stop the the dead.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
But the ending they put on the DVB was the
alternate endings, which is where it's just nothing. Army Darkness
is one of my favorite movies.

Speaker 7 (38:04):
Because he uh, he's supposed to say klat too barana
nickto before he takes the Book of the Dead, but
he forgets. He goes klattu baranah and then he takes
the Book of the Dead, but it wakes up all
the undead.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Thank you. It feels like the ORB does something else here.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Also, uh, I got some good news for you. The
orbanigation actually broke the connection that Drawsa had to us,
which means, you know, all those years ago when you
used orbanigation, you broke the connection.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
To not be able to kill your brother.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Oh yeah, I know that.

Speaker 6 (38:55):
Then why haven't you killed your brother.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Because he stealed my brother?

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Can you is intimidation? And if for nineteen, so i'd
be plus two and intimidate. Can in the chill is
what else the orb does?

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Shu?

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Can I just look at him like you're gonna tell
us what this fucking orb does other than the gate
things or.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
I don't tell you a baby if somebody will show
me something.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
Not I just look at you and I'm just like,
just which.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
For bom at the same time, Yes, I do a
half and half.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Oh, it's even better.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
And I reach over and say, please tell me you
want me to roll persuasion.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
Yeah, you're it's a fireman voice. Can you scream Harry
the platypus.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Because I because I got a four. I got a four,
but I can't.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Roll over them at eleven due to silver tongue, and
I get a plus fourteen, So twenty five I did
an artificer that was duff and spurts, and I'll tell
you doing a ten session campaign We're all going to
go is partly the platus is really hard on your voice.

Speaker 7 (40:10):
So the other function of the obligation. If you say
klatto barada mikto it turns everybody into birds?

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Isn't it awesome?

Speaker 5 (40:24):
I wanta beat shit at you?

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Wait?

Speaker 6 (40:27):
Okay, permanently like are you able to still like make
it stop? That might not be a bet.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
I haven't tested it.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
I don't know. You remember that army of goblins.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
Are they just gonna shoot a bird? No?

Speaker 3 (40:41):
But if they are birds?

Speaker 6 (40:43):
But wouldn't it turned us into birds too? Yes?

Speaker 3 (40:46):
But then we can find is that awesome?

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Listen, I've and I turned into a bird since my
ring works in Yeah? Yeah, so right now you all
can use magic?

Speaker 6 (40:57):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Wait, does my is my ring dead dead? Because it
feels the magical objects? Yes, your ring is dead?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Objects are normal objects now, yeah, so they're permanently broke.

Speaker 7 (41:08):
But once the where you turn it the arb off,
you can use magic a hot dog, Jeff, can you
fix my ring?

Speaker 4 (41:16):
S the only thing I have left from the memory
of before by bear it's got murdered.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
Yeah you know what? Oh?

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Sure takes the things where it gives you back.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Can you make it where the orbanigation doesn't destroy it
every time I turn it on?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Oh, I we'll need game.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
It's helps for that. Aganeth is here.

Speaker 7 (41:37):
Oh, my dear old friend and Gabeth walks out and
he's just put a fake mass tache over top of
his mustache and beard. Uh, he's got a pair of
like glasses. I don't know what you're talking about, Jeff.
I'm Manoth gaineth little break. I's this man if guy.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
I look at Karen, I'm like, really, really what He's
a totally different person. That's I wish for to you.
I'm gonna say, can you distract Karen.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
I'm gonna what's your favorite animal? Turn into?

Speaker 14 (42:18):
Oh, I'm gonna turn into the house and there's pigeons
and there's plan I'm.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Gonna turn into two different animals at once.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
I could try.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
I'm gonna turn into Gannath, my old friend.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
You should beat this guy mad if. He looks just
like it with a mustache and glasses. You do look
just like me, but with a mustache and glasses that
turned back to me. How are you so easy?

Speaker 6 (42:53):
Food?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Karen? But can you fix this?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
He turned himself with the orb into a bird and
the brain bard never.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Oh, by the way, Mammoth, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
I forget this magical orb that shuts off all magic
except for itself. For some reason, there's probably something behind that.
But this fine gentleman right here also added a feature
that made his best friend Matt at him.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
And just in case you ever wondered what it was,
it turns everyone into birds.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
So fuck, I'll tell you.

Speaker 7 (43:35):
What I think we could do is change that function
and to make one object that you all oh, not
affected by the orbanigation, my ring one hundred thousand. You
want to look at your inventory in each of us,
right one between you, all the inventory, I will restore

(43:57):
one magical item.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
And that is unaffected by the orbanigation.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
I have a ring that lets me turn into animals
and insects and change my clothes and anytime.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
I have is the cock of protection, ring of regeneration,
the star shot hand cross bowl.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
I have sovereign glue.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Well that's not.

Speaker 6 (44:20):
Then you say last one.

Speaker 15 (44:22):
Wait, we have the sword though, is it adult?

Speaker 6 (44:26):
Jeff?

Speaker 5 (44:26):
This is just a rusty sword.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
No, actually, that's not a rusty sword.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
It's a god killing weapon called Oliver his Wrath, But
it's just rusty.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
Can you restore it?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
You know what? I think I can. Actually, I want
to show you a picture that I made.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
This is this, This just has the face of all brown.
I'm screaming, that's my purse. I don't know you.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
No, let me find it.

Speaker 7 (44:59):
No, he's the that came up with the functionality of
this sword because the arch mage that you killed, he
has a gem on his head, and I was gonna
have it that you all get the sword and you
think it's worthless. But if somebody who has the sword
kills the arch mage, the gem goes into the pommel
of the sword and transforms into Oliver's wrath and it

(45:20):
is a one hit, one use, instant kill. It can
kill anything.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
So we got to go back in regardless. But you
know is dead, Jake, he is dead.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Can you do both? In the and the group? Is
what the sword looks like.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
As it's pretty, very.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Pretty frost worn? Do I become the litch king?

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (46:00):
I'm gonna say, I think we should let him fix
the sword because a little good way to make this
not die. No one item. You're like a god. Right,
my entire family and all my people got killed. This
is the only thing.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
What's your name again?

Speaker 3 (46:25):
I can't remember your character's name.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
That's right, Okay, We'll wait till say gets back.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Heath.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Apparently they're also adding Jaws, the Magic Jaws.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
Yeah, Fantastic's gonna need a bigger.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Boat that will be a card and I will want that.

Speaker 6 (46:45):
It is it?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Actually no, it's like they did it, but it's the
movie poster and it looks pretty cool.

Speaker 7 (46:52):
Magic they're getting really just lazy. I think it's bro
because it's just let's just do I p that's it.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
Yeah, I agree with This is something called Secret Layer, which.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
Is oh no, it's not.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
No, this isn't a secret layer. Yeah, you're right, you
thinking of.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
It's their alternate reality part.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
So they still release normal sets with in the early
secret Layer that's IP driven.

Speaker 8 (47:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
I don't like that, but they still have their own
story that they go with. Yeah, but does anybody care
about that?

Speaker 6 (47:26):
Yes? And no.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
The Secret Layers are pretty hot, are pretty fucking fire.

Speaker 16 (47:30):
But the I mean, there was a Deadpool card that
once you use it, you had to rip up.

Speaker 17 (47:38):
Nobody did that though, No, but it was in order
for the effect to happen, you had to rip it
up in front of the people you're using it.

Speaker 6 (47:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
So they're doing the Hobbit and Lord Hobbit and uh
the Rings.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Yeah, yeah, kept pining both words it's a force of happens.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
My ex had those. That's how I learned how to
play magic.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
I haven't had anybody to play with because cod was
always too busy, and nobody wants to be around Luna.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
So I mean, I don't mind being around her. But
if she hits me, I'm what head butter back? I mean,
that's the problem. Maybe she would stop.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
No, I've done that listening.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
You know, my doctor looked at me when she was biting,
and she goes, I normally.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Don't say this because it's an old school thing, but
bite her back, and bite her back hard.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
I'll write that I told you to do it in
case there's any markings. And Luna bit the fuck out
of me, and I bit her back and she stopped.
She looked at her arm, she looked at me, and
then she punched me in the nose.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Punch her back.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Sometimes I'll tap her forehead, not like super hard, but
like enough to make a noise. Star Trek comes out
next year or so, and she'll just be like.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
If they have one of them, If they have one
of con, I'll get you. I'll get you a call
card not to play with just a half. I'll get
you if I if I have multiple, I'll probably buy
like a few boxes.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
You'll want to be all dark anyways. For con it'll
be the cool core before that is what they'll probably do. Okay,
So where were we?

Speaker 4 (49:18):
I'm literally begging to also make my ring involved.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
I'm like, you've seen it, man, I lived. My entire
life is alive because all my family going all have
is this this ring and I just don't wanted to
die every time. Listen, geth I mean, mammoth, can we
do this? Can I try to persuade men? That's not
physically possible.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
I want to look at it and be like, listen,
if you figure a way to do both, I promise
you that certain client tell will never come back here
ever again.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
I can promise you. Watch, hey, Kieran, if.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
I give you a few photos, will you go to
a vacation house with me and just chill out?

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Absolutely? I promise you if you make this.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Order maybe I'm pretty sure every I was like, okay, to.

Speaker 7 (50:19):
Look at the orb here, see how the bands areund everything,
and this little spot here is where I'm going to
put the spell in for the sword to not be affected.

Speaker 18 (50:29):
It doesn't fucking work with anything else. He chucks at you.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
And I say, in the calmest, sweetest voice, are you
sure that's your answer? Because I've heard that sometimes mustache
is kind of just fall off. I've got magic again.

(51:04):
He's a level twenty wizard. Oh, it doesn't matter his
mustache weighs less than five pounds.

Speaker 6 (51:10):
Right, Well, if we defeat the one guy, after everything
said and done, couldn't you fix the ring? Then? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:21):
But what's gonna happen is once we turn it all,
my ring's gonna fry again and it won't be able
to be fixed again.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
If we turn on the organization. Is that gonna negate
the sword?

Speaker 3 (51:33):
No? The thing that's the thing he's doing is.

Speaker 7 (51:37):
We're one item that is not affected by the organigation.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Can I will at hot dog, Jeff, Hey, before we
do this? Can we just combine the powers of my
ring into the sword?

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Does this work that way? Listen?

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Give me the sword.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
After all said it done, come back to my cart.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
I don't get your new ring, thank you, and I'm
gonna cast retrieve and I'm gonna make his mustache and.

Speaker 7 (52:20):
Oh, my best friend of the hole.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
He didn't have to be a dick about it.

Speaker 7 (52:29):
It's a gain of glairs that year.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Then runs into the back kitchen and Cardon's falling behind.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
It's been so long, Thank you dog, Jeff.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
So, uh, where do you want to go back at? Well,
we're gonna get the sword and that's gonna work.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
We're gonna get the gym out the person's forehead.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Right, No, they're gonna hot dog jests, just gonna make
the sword work. Roundabout. I can see you back in
the castle.

Speaker 6 (53:02):
If you want.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Why do you think drugs is a dick? Why is
he a dick? Yeah, you're a god.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
I'm assuming that you don't usually meddle in affairs.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
What did he do to piss you off? Hot dogs?

Speaker 6 (53:19):
Damn?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
You remember when I supported everything?

Speaker 4 (53:22):
He said, I no longer support anything.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
How do you outlaw hot dogs? Him?

Speaker 5 (53:33):
Wait? So if we go back to the castle, can
we feed Fiming a hot dog and then sneak in?

Speaker 3 (53:40):
You get offer expires? What if we take a hot
dog with us and throw it at he said, it
doesn't trust?

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Imagine just piss him.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
To go?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
If yeah, I'll get you a six pack.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Hot dogs to go.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
If we feed the head a hot dog and then
you sap us back in the castle. Can you zap
us close to where Flyman's body is.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
I can, but his his body doesn't have a power
source anymore.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
How powerful of a magic item doesn't have to be
the power is bombing extremely powerful? I mean if you
was instead of the sword, I could give you a
power of corps for Flyman. Do we want flyming back
or a one hit sword? It's a one hit, never
missed sword.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
I'm gonna go with the sword. I'm sorry, flying like
It's okay me too.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
I well, guy, should we bring back to make him
just a talking head? I could tie him to my
belt and he could just be hanging from the back
and he could tell where these stories while we're on
a boat or something.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Okay, but you don't know which personality you're getting.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
And we're gonna get regular flymen, right, Maybe.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Maybe you might maybe a new personality.

Speaker 19 (55:13):
Give you normal flamen. But that's just not fun question
and STI guys, just hear me out. Can you just
put Kieran and fly On's head?

Speaker 3 (55:28):
No, I can't do that.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Do you really want that wizard with my powers?

Speaker 6 (55:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Just the head? Just then we have Kieran contained, and
then you start to hear a fight break out in
the kitchen, and I make a decision. I gotta go
break up this fight.

Speaker 6 (55:47):
I can break it up.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
Give me the sword, and if you can get me
as close as drasala i Kieran.

Speaker 20 (55:55):
My pants fell down and you can see the doors
of the kischen explode, open cans over the bloody nose
and send your hair.

Speaker 6 (56:10):
Where where.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
I guess I dropped my pants for a second, and
then you see Dan I jump out from the doors
and tab here. I'm still fighting.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
I remember when we used to do this together.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
I guess the sword.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
I can get us as close to draws as you can.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Do.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
You want climbing back, so I will look at you
and I say, I trust your judgment.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
But what we're gonna have to do.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
Climb and well, he's just a head.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
I could choot lasers turn people to stone.

Speaker 6 (56:52):
I'm gonna have to turn I'm gonna.

Speaker 7 (56:54):
Have to turn on the orb as soon as we
get there, I'll tell you I will give climbing laser vision.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
Fuck it, let's bring Flyman back, all right?

Speaker 1 (57:05):
God old roll for personality?

Speaker 5 (57:10):
Can we smack it?

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Can change?

Speaker 5 (57:12):
Personalities? Is a permanent personality permanent.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
What he's gonna be is what he's gonna pay.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
That is a seven Vinny. He gets the blow ship
up with his laser vision.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
I take a rope and I tie it around Flyman's
head like uh in a god of war and around.

Speaker 7 (57:36):
So snatch his fingers. The eyes of Flamon comes to
life and it's Vinnie.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Oh, oh, man man, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (57:50):
We brought you back.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Oh it's the guy that killed the resistance.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Perfect, he can kill all the coffins?

Speaker 6 (57:56):
Oh no, what happened to the rest of them? First
of what that's like?

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Last thing I remember, I was having a conversation with
the others, the other the other knees.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Jeff, Are the other hymns gone?

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Now?

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Since? Oh no, they're just all in the void.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Still are they all freaking out?

Speaker 3 (58:21):
One?

Speaker 6 (58:21):
Where do you go?

Speaker 5 (58:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (58:22):
Yeah, you've got to cancel of five minutes. And then
so the cowardly one is probably like freaking out and
he was like, I gotta figure out where you were at.

Speaker 12 (58:40):
Okay, Minnie, we'll go and get you at the speed.
How do Jeff has brought you back and we got
your head. We have one kit sword, we have a
one hit, one kill, never missed sword. We're going to
take out Drasla and then if we can get to
the power core in your body, we might be able to.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Bring you back.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Hey, Jeff, just because I've got another concern. You know,
anybody that could write us like a declaration of independence
or something for this, you know democracy that we want
to create. Well, that's up to you all.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Okay, eight, What is the equivalent of my eye lasers?
I'm not sure what's a good I was gonna say,
do you want me to use the antimatter rifle? No?

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Yes, weller pistol? Two laser pistols? What it is? Okay,
sot me.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Dog, Jeff?

Speaker 5 (59:45):
Is there any way we can summon you again? Or
how do we how do we.

Speaker 6 (59:48):
Talk to you? Come back?

Speaker 1 (59:50):
To get the ring fixed? You just have to find
my card.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
It's not gonna be in the same places, and.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
It's never the same place. You have a business card?
Actually I do.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
He's in the shape of a hot dog. Yes it is.
I uh. I lean in and if people hear me,
they do. But I'm gonna try to whisper and I
want to say I'm really sorry about them fighting. And
the ring.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Is there a version of reality where my.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Family actually makes it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
He brings you in real close, hold your face.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
It goes for some reason that doesn't make me feel better, should.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
Make it angry. So we gonna go kill this motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Is it a basic laser pistol? We'll go with that.

Speaker 16 (01:00:48):
Yeah, okay, purple purple, this is the rareties. You got
green blue, purple words just makes me blue? Little bit
blue lasers. That's what the good Gate lasers are in.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Joe Oh, speaking of GUNI Joe real quick. I was
up at Walmart and they have brought out the kind
of like kind of like not the like four inch
of the original figures.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Yeah, like aniversary around or something.

Speaker 7 (01:01:24):
I guess I bought a bunch of the back when
they head the twenty fifth anniversary yells ago.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Okay, continue, Okay, so hot up, Jeff, Guys, are you ready?
Can I have a moment with my wife before we
go off the show. I'm gonna go break up that fight.
You all take your time, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
I I put the head on the table for a
second because I need.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Just turn the head around.

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
I can still hear you it's going on.

Speaker 6 (01:02:01):
I still see.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
I take you over to a corner and I, hey,
so I know that we had plans to overthrow the world,
but I don't know if we're gonna be able to
do that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
And I'm fine with just beating this bad guy. But
what do you want to man trying to open anywhere?

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
About we open up a little tavern that welcomes everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
I do do franchising.

Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
I've always wanted to open up a flower shop, you
know some I'm a little a little bit on the side,
you know, open like there we go, Tuesdays, Saturdays, just.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Perfect, let's kill.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Always had the dream of mother and father always wanted
to open one, but we were always too poor.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
But you can sell flowers at our shop.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
I'm rich, by the way, Venny, so you're good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Ship.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
I lost everything else, but I saw the money because
it was in a separate bag. Yeah. Uh hey, dear,
one one last question? Do we need it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
And maybe how dog jetfic you can answer this? Do
I need to have the ORB on when we pop
next to Drousa to make this one hit kill? Or
does the ORB even need to be on? Well, you
don't have to have the ORB on, but you know.

Speaker 6 (01:03:41):
You couldn't hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Can somebody scratch scratch me? I'm getting itchy?

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
You made of metal?

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
Where do you need to scratch?

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
I'm picking back on my belt.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
Oh yeah, now, Vinnie, your job is to shoot lasers
and tell awesome stories on cartwrights.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
I'll try. I'm not very good at telling stories, but
I can tell you Tom's off, I've blown up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Oh you like to tell you blow up? Everybody in
the resistance?

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
I did that?

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Thanks?

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
They like hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Sounds like a personal problem.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
So should we turn on the orban negation?

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Now? What does work? Here?

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Your joy to your there?

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
Okay, this is.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Gonna be bad. You're gonna have to have those words up.

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
I remember my soffign blood had gotten broke last time.
That's what happened. Do you have an extra bottle of
sovereign blue?

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Jeffery just ran his apron pocket and pulls out a bottle.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Of solvern guod, there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Do you have a solvent.

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
Bottle?

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
I should probably ask this time?

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
He quick questions, since he hated I love how all
over for atholics. But it'd be really cool if you
could make it a giant hot dog. So when we
kill him, We're killing him with a giant odd dog.
I'm gonna tell you what. Just take him with the
hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
I packed your friend there and stuff and into his
dead now, okay, want to bring.

Speaker 6 (01:05:14):
Him him back? Bring him back? It healed es.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
It always seems to kill him again.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
So it's a one hit sword and we can use once.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Dark times are coming to hope the king survives. What
I'm just saying random.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Lines, We're trying to kill the king.

Speaker 6 (01:05:42):
With the prince.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
Okay, are you all ready?

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
One last question before we leave hot Dog yet? Two questions?
Once we win? Will you find us with the franchise information?

Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Okay? Cool? Two? Are you friends with UBL? Is this
gonna like hurt your friendship?

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
No, no, no, no, no, we're not friends? Orre you like
hierarchy above him? Or it's complicated? Huh. My great grandmother
told me once that she had sex with a god
that said he was above all gods. That an alien
gave him device and he went to the end of
the world, and the universe chose him to be the universe.

(01:06:30):
Your grandmother's named Dean, right? Did you fuck my grandmother? Anyways?

Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
Gotta go?

Speaker 7 (01:06:38):
My grandfather sends bikers goes why and then you all
reappear inside the castle.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
As soon as we appear, I say clot baratta nickto right.

Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
And then the the orb of Negasians field starts to
shed a single tear as my.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Ring breaks and I quid thing stingy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
When I was a weed talk, I always thought that
there was a little boy shouting back, Yoda la who.

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
I'm I'm sorry to regret this. You're not Vinnie, You're.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Supposed to be.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
I just n So he's like in my is your companies? Yes,
pretty much? So you can shoot lasers. You can't shoot
I don't want to like have to shake.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
My ass for him the shoot lasers.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
So where are we in the castle?

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
To be as close to draws as possible?

Speaker 7 (01:07:32):
So you're in that hallway that you you when you
sovereign glue that big gear into a hallway. And then
there was a doorway off the side that the tinkerer
guy was in, and then you keep going in that
hallway and it's the throne room.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
You're in the middle of that hallway. It's Kieran with us.

Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
Still do we Is there anybody around us? Or so
we're almost the thrown room.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
The room. You know, you look around, there's nobody around.

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
You that you can see because okay, so fifteen.

Speaker 7 (01:08:07):
They're looking for you down at the base level of
the castles, the goblins and you know, the oul wrecked
and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Am ready my violin because it's a machine gun, and.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
I rolled the twenty seven for stealth.

Speaker 7 (01:08:22):
Okay, so yeah, you're going down the hallway and nobody
sees you or anything.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
You come into the throne room and who has the sword?

Speaker 21 (01:08:33):
Okay, thank god, Okay, give me a protection check, Oliver, Yeah,
everybody gets.

Speaker 22 (01:08:45):
Touch check the spaceship that played Rush.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
And twenty three.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Well, great green sorrown thing?

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
Serge below your blood? What is it? Then?

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Understorm is brewing into the night.

Speaker 6 (01:09:08):
Perception check. I'm ahead, I'm just ahead, but.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
You're Vinnie and you have laser beams.

Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
Man, what was it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Perception check?

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Perception check ten?

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Okay, so sorry, sorry, I get a plus nine nine
twenty nine.

Speaker 7 (01:09:27):
Okay, So you two see well, you all see sitting
on the throne Draws. They just see him. You all
can see through. This is an illusion. But the Draws
illusion looks at you. It's about to say something, but

(01:09:50):
then the field of the orbanigation.

Speaker 23 (01:09:53):
I was about to shoot it flipping off, but now
you need to find out where he's at. So do
you want to do an investigation check.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Around the room?

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
No, I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:10:12):
So you're on my cross.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
You can adjust you anywhere you want to be.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Well, you still have the scanning things.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
Yeah, on investigation.

Speaker 6 (01:10:21):
Okay, may.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
Dirty twenty, that's in that one. But I got a
long rest. I'm gonna I'm gonna luck point bad seventeen
h plus some ship hold on plus some.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Shit, so dirty twenty. So he's holding my head up,
just kind of scanning the room.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
And I'm scanning seventy plus nine?

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
What is.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Way six?

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Okay? Six?

Speaker 7 (01:10:49):
Well you all are searching around the room, and you
notice at the bottom of the throne there's a little lever.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
You pull it? Can you pull it?

Speaker 6 (01:11:01):
Pull the lever? Crock, I'll pull the lever. Why not?

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Can you pull the lever?

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
And you have some clockwork clanking behind the throne and
a door slowly opens up into a dark passageway.

Speaker 6 (01:11:17):
What I found?

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
So the orbs slowly miss growing slowly.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Yeah, uh, it sucks nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Did we established last time that I can't fly right now?

Speaker 6 (01:11:28):
While the ORB is on.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Yes, can if could you could you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Like shoot the or you can roll it down the want?

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
Do you want to roll the ORB down so it
would get to him quicker? He doesn't have to turn
it off.

Speaker 5 (01:11:46):
Doesn't the ORB like stay with me?

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
It's whoever turned it on is the control over?

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
Okay, so.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
You don't you just want to eat it down the hall?

Speaker 5 (01:11:58):
No, I'm still still right. I'm gonna sneak down the hall.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
This reminds me of that adventure where I had to
go down and toil it to try to find this
ancient civilization.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Why are you depressed?

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
I missed my body.

Speaker 6 (01:12:15):
I realized since I can't fly, it was dangerous to
pull that lever.

Speaker 7 (01:12:19):
Okay, So you you sneak down the hall of the
ORB is going right behind you, and it's right I'm
behind my wife.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
Is it bright?

Speaker 6 (01:12:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Right red with you know, gold bands are reflecting the
light as it's.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
I'm wearing a pitch black dress with obviously probably landerie underneath.
If I took my dress off and put it on
the ORB with a dull the light, yeah, because it's
it's still I.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
Only have money now, I don't have anything else you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Can put Flimate's head over the orb and I could
be a floating head.

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
A perception check while we're going down.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Yeah, I take for.

Speaker 6 (01:13:00):
Thinking about that word.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
I take my dress off and I wrap it around
the orb the ind of life.

Speaker 7 (01:13:08):
Sorry, you're just in the lacey brawl, painties and stockings
and garters.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
If you look back, it was gonna be sorry. It
was gonna be a surprise.

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
But we'll get to that later. After we kill this bastard, I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
Gonna climb up on his shoulder and ready my bow.

Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
So not only am I in lingerie, I've got Fimon's head,
which is probably good because they're probably.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
So you you you don't see anything, but you get
the whiff of goblins.

Speaker 7 (01:13:44):
They have a distinct aroma, and then you can tell
there's a lot of them at the end of this hall.

Speaker 5 (01:13:50):
Okay, there's a lot of goblins. You feel like blasting things,
blowing ship up?

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
How does my machine gun violin work? How do I
cock it?

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Start playing it?

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
And it just yeah, you have to.

Speaker 7 (01:14:08):
You have to play a couple of notes and then
that cocks and then you get.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
All right, you're just playing a double one down to
George on you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
I I'm not gonna cock it yet because since I
had to play a violin, I think that would give
us away. But I've got my thing ready, the the
one of it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Do you all think if you put me over the
floating orb, I could be a floating head.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
The orb's bigger, bigger than my head.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
I mean if they wanted to like string you to
the orb. Well, my dress is hanging.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
I guess I take the rope and I tie it
around the end of my dress.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
So you've got like this hot air balloon holding so.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
He's like a floating turret.

Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
Now, yes, you can, I'll give you could you could
like move your ears to move around.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
And I'll take a little bit of string and I'll
fly round.

Speaker 10 (01:15:11):
Why no, But I just remember, I just like it
just become a you have to ask my wife's permission before.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
For battle purposes?

Speaker 6 (01:15:24):
Can I like nestle down into her cleavage for safety?

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
I just remember, I could become a copter. I could
become a drone. I could be a flying death machine.

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Do you don't want to let him fuck it?

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
Let him have some fun.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
I tie from my dress. Your little beanie propeller.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Comes out, go go get your propeller.

Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
That's fucking loud.

Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
Can we send him down? On down?

Speaker 6 (01:15:59):
Yeah? You want to wait?

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
He is indestructible and he's just ahead. Yeah, you just
caress then.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Go fight all these golsps just here screaming and see
little flashes of light.

Speaker 6 (01:16:16):
And really just here like you, like you here.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
Here right of the.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
Valkyrie is he takes off, I'm gonna kneel down in
the middle of the hallway and just to get my
machine gun ready because if anybody gets past him, I'm
just gonna start blasting.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
Anyway, I start blasting.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Okay, so you all you hear right at the Valkyrie
says I start flying.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
I'm trying to just look up, turns.

Speaker 7 (01:16:56):
Your head starts to go down the hallway, your eyes
already reglowing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Right, this is way better than a mecca.

Speaker 6 (01:17:05):
Mecca five.

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
You zoom out into this huge chamber.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
There are hundreds and hundreds of goblins everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
Yeah, what are you doing? I just okay, first, I'm
gonna investigate and see if there's anything that's at you.
Already got arrows and I'm any do I say, any
barrels like or anything explosive stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
Really quick Advised against the Jay.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Investigation eighteen.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
You see smoke barrels stacked up on one side.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
I immediately just start I know explosives, so I immediately
just start hitting everything that will blow up and explode.

Speaker 7 (01:17:48):
Huge explosions start happening, We'll start crumbling. Hundreds and hundreds
of goblins.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
Are twenty on hits.

Speaker 6 (01:17:58):
Okay, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Don't even he's gonna make you roll.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
You're literally even, and I just start going at it,
hitting anything. Gobbling bodies are flying everywhere, and all you
just hear is look at that I made a boom.
It he took what one hit?

Speaker 7 (01:18:18):
You're screaming and yelling. You're all just still in the
flashes of flashes are red and everything, and there's the
Goblin commander commanders trips to surround.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
You and they're gonna overwhelm you all once because there's
still hundreds.

Speaker 6 (01:18:33):
Of hundreds and I'm still in the air. So what
do you wanna do you wanna?

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
That's saying how many have I taken out?

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
Like you're taken out like two three hundred, there's.

Speaker 6 (01:18:41):
Seven hundred left.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Yeah, I'm going to continue to I'm gonna start spinning
and doing the lasers.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Yeah, because they're all rushing yall at once.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Yeah, that's saying I'm doing everything I can. It's just
like he's it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Safe to peek around the corner. Am I gonna get
hit by a straight glass?

Speaker 6 (01:18:59):
Get a straight just.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
I'm just like just standing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
I'm doing as much. I'm doing as much destructed destruction
as I can. I'm taking out the leader. I'm taking
out like anybody who looks important.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
How many barrels are there?

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
A few dozen?

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
So I continue to heat, like start blow up.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Give you another perception check.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Twenty.

Speaker 7 (01:19:29):
You see, as you're spinning around, you catch the glimpse
of what you think is a bomb, and you stop
for a moment and look and see, uh that one
of the goblins has dropped a huge crate of bombs.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Shoot it, immediately shoot it.

Speaker 7 (01:19:46):
This massive explosion across the whole chamber, consuming everything, and
it starts to blow into the tongue a big shot.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Okay, now now this is what I want to know.
Now the stairs Is it a straight? Is it a curve?
Or is it like a zip lo like kind of
a zip?

Speaker 6 (01:20:09):
The stairs? That the word you're looking straight?

Speaker 22 (01:20:13):
Okay, yeah, you guys are doing so we hauling assay.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
You see the huge explosions start.

Speaker 6 (01:20:20):
To come in.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
You guys have a shield or anything?

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
Where not in this campaign.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
Is the urban negation indestructible. Yes, I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
Say, I'm gonna grab I know it follows her.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
I'm gonna grab my dress and I'm gonna yank the
ORB down as close to the middle as possible because.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
We're in a hallway that's supposed to be massive, and
I'm gonna say, straight line run, so hopefully it hits
the orban just sort of goes around athletics check all
of us?

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
All it?

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
Well? Do I?

Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
Because I'm in this pleabek right now? No?

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
Yeah, that's not gonna make it. I've got five luck points.
I got four left and use what point?

Speaker 6 (01:21:12):
Or I should say her, I'm miss gendering her seventeen seventeen?
Make it?

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Or do I need to waste another luck point?

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
If only I had my body DC, I could do
so much more damage.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
You got a thirteen? Yep, I waste another luck point.
I got two luck points of left.

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
Twenty five?

Speaker 7 (01:21:37):
All right, so you're able to get out of the
tunnel and get on either side of it as the
blast you know, goes out and then get sucked back yet.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Okay, so you hear there's a screaming explosions that down
and the song you had to write at some point,
but it is brilliant time. It's because I stopped playing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
So do you go back into the hallway?

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
We have to go back in, right?

Speaker 5 (01:22:11):
Yeah, what's Vinnie doing?

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
How fucked up is my dress on the orb? Your
dress is burned away? That my favorite dress? So Vinnie,
what are you doing? You've just killed a thousand gobbles and.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
Look it killed an army. It only took me what
seven seconds?

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
As we're walking back down the hallway, I'm gonna be like,
this is how we should have used utilized flight on
the entire time.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
Right, you get rid of his body. He has amazing.

Speaker 12 (01:22:47):
Dinny has redeemed himself for killing the resistence.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Now we find out this was the goblin resistance.

Speaker 6 (01:22:57):
So they were gonna help us. How many resistance members
any kill?

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:23:03):
Okay, so he's in the positive.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Want to be fair, these goblins were resisting.

Speaker 7 (01:23:16):
You make your way into the huge chamber and you
have the dead, charred bodies of all the goblins.

Speaker 5 (01:23:22):
Are there any other bombs that we can pick up.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
They've all blown up? Can't I tell which one was
the commander?

Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
Do you want one of these?

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Perception good?

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
We need more because of next you can want to
bring a bold.

Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
How bad does he look? He's charred almost beyond recognition.
I want to the goblin commander. Yeah, the one that
let you go. I'm going to pick him up.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Is there anything with the night twenties or anything salvageable
on him that I can worth anything?

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
No, maybe you can.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
I want to say, don't judge me, guys, but he
did let us go earlier, so he deserves one last dance,
and I'm not okay. Well it's a minimum of twenty five.
Here's one like twive because I got a two.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
I'm in now horrified. You're scarred.

Speaker 7 (01:24:30):
You've being pressed up against the charred who remains of
a dead gobble.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
Actually doesn't go the commander completely dead.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
Listen, I'm not doing it to be weird.

Speaker 4 (01:24:44):
It's yes, he was nice to us and the one
thing he loved that we heard he loved dancing.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
Loved dancing with his mother and my family. When they
got killed, never had a chance to do anything, so
I would.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
They didn't get the you didn't get that dance at
your wedding, that would be.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
His that would be his funeral riots. It's like just
not a huge thing, just like you. Hear a booming
voice echo across the chamber.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
Enough, has you reached him yet? No, it's it's Prince Drasa.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
The field of the orb hasn't quite reached him because
this is a massive chamber.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Immediately shooting. You're gonna get too far away from that?

Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
Can I the orb?

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
Can you the orb like you look?

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Is you fri than three hundred feet?

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
Okay? Can I yell, Prince Drasa? Are you into necrophilia?
Because that's the only way you're ever gonna get any again.

Speaker 7 (01:25:45):
So he's standing in front of this huge mechanism and
he just glares at you, and then he backs up
onto it and a seat pops out onto it. Okay,
he sits into it and it kind of us the seat.
The mechanism opens up.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
In the seat. He's like he's going into a megazin throw.

Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
It'd be a twenty three on athletics.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
He's like two football fields away.

Speaker 5 (01:26:14):
So what I need to do is drink here.

Speaker 11 (01:26:16):
Yeah you yeah, he's that twenty you know what the
fuckers twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
Because we have a one hit and not missed sword. Okay,
So you hurl this orb with the mind of fucking zerus.

Speaker 5 (01:26:36):
Yes, and it's I hope it smacks him in the face.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
It hits him right in the gun.

Speaker 7 (01:26:44):
Okay, and the orb, the effect of the orb uh
severs his connection as the avatar of Ubel because he
was wearing had the crown of transference.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Okay, and so.

Speaker 7 (01:27:04):
His body with the one with the connection shattered. His
body starts to age and shrivel up. As that happens.
How far away is two football yards? Two hundred yards?
I'm gonna see if I can get a shot off.

Speaker 6 (01:27:19):
I'm me check.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
I'm a fly over, getting range and shoot he's dying.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
Oh yeah, but I want to shoot him in the head. Okay.
So I want to see what.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
My actually flying to the MAC.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
I have two and fifty feet of range on my
machine gun.

Speaker 5 (01:27:37):
That's got to be fair.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
I have three hundred feet and it wasn't enough.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
Well, he just told me he was with feet.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
I haven't wrote.

Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
I've got two hundred and fifty range. So I'm going
to play what would be the most insulting thing I
could play is I shall shoot him with a machine
gun to do?

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
Did I?

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
Did I hear anything that like his song with the
arch page you're in dinner or.

Speaker 5 (01:28:10):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
What point one?

Speaker 6 (01:28:15):
That doesn't care my hands anyway?

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
So I was just curious, what point the last luck
point do I have to hit with this?

Speaker 8 (01:28:24):
Okay nineteen nineteen Okay, as he's withering and dying, you
take out your your your violence.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
Viol however you game and shooting.

Speaker 7 (01:28:41):
You get a single shot off and hits some square
between the eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
And he falls down dead.

Speaker 5 (01:28:50):
What happens to though, like, well.

Speaker 7 (01:28:53):
That's the thing, the huge mech that he was about
to get into, the huge type that he's going to
get into.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Ub decides to animate that.

Speaker 11 (01:29:04):
Okay, because I wrote a NAT twenty, can I run
and hit the gods?

Speaker 5 (01:29:16):
So does he have like a physical form?

Speaker 6 (01:29:19):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:29:19):
No, he has this whole thing with dras Is. He
was Drosala like, how's the consciousness of him as his
avatar on Earth?

Speaker 4 (01:29:31):
So the crown no longer works, and if we turned
off the orb of the Crown still wouldn't wouldn't work.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
We're near the power corps, right, the whole thing the
orb should try.

Speaker 7 (01:29:47):
The and it fries the power Corps. So all the
other Titans that are running a munk right now, the
rest of the world, they all suddenly power down, but
himself is powering this the in the last titan, Honey turn.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
Since it's near the ORR. Does that kill all?

Speaker 6 (01:30:08):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
So have only been he's left or please turn off?

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
Okay? So the orb and falls down. Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:30:17):
I look at Vinnie.

Speaker 12 (01:30:18):
I'm like, can you locate your body because we're gonna
need you to locate your body?

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
Well, like you guys would know where the last place
where my body was.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
Is there any other mix around? Was it just that?

Speaker 6 (01:30:32):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
It was? This is the newest one.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
So I will be right back. So I have to
get my I forgot my notebook for the China robots
in the car.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
So well, I don't know if you'll need it. Just
have a seat.

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
In this moment as he's taking over that he would
be in the ethereal plane right taking over the Yeah,
I'm gonna grab my wife and we're gonna hop to
the ethereal plane.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
How can you can you? Can you do that?

Speaker 5 (01:31:06):
Or I can give you the sword? It's a.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
I think your arm is fried.

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
But I think I took ethereal on this. Give me
a second.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
Well, I know where my body is. Would I be
able to go and find my body?

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
While if you want to go, yeah, I immediately fly
off to go find my body.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
No, it was just still in there for my armor.
So I can't do that.

Speaker 5 (01:31:43):
If I can stab the mach, We'll do anything.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
I can't do something I've been wanting. Maybe I've been
wanting to do this entire campaign.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
I said, I'm going to hit the mac.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Right before you do that to give you help. I
am going to out a kazoo and I'm gonna in the.

Speaker 4 (01:32:08):
Kazoo, and I need Ooble to give me an eighteen
conceit with disadvantage because I have magic now. So I'm
gonna go. I'm gonna use silvery barbs as a bonusfaction.
I'm gonna say, hey, Ubel, is your dick really that small?

(01:32:32):
You had to take over princes And I'm gonna play
the kazoo.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
So he's gotta roll with disadvantage and it's an eighteen
const eighteen conse he is a god. I'm gonna give
him a plus three on his constitution. He doesn't have
any bodies, so that makes sense. Oh my god, it's
two net ones. Okay, So he takes one D six
thunder damage, which isn't really the part that I care about. Uh,

(01:33:02):
he takes one damage. He can't move and he can't
cast spells or actions until the next turn when he
has to do another con save because of how annoying
my k zoo is.

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
Okay, I'm as hard as I can with that sword.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
Stunned, you get advantage, but it's a one D.

Speaker 7 (01:33:21):
He's stunned, Yeah, because I was gonna have it if
you were gonna be running towards what I was gonna have.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
You know, like he's coming down like this, trying to
grab you a.

Speaker 7 (01:33:30):
Few athletics, says you know, no, you've killed my epic fight.

Speaker 3 (01:33:37):
Now you're just running towards an inert and he wanted
me to take the kazoo spell. He was gonna buy
me a kazoo. So you're running as fast as you can.

Speaker 5 (01:33:52):
I just stabbed the ship just as.

Speaker 15 (01:33:54):
Deep as I can into Okay, as running through as
the sword breaks through the impenetrable armor because all of
his raft can get through anything and everything.

Speaker 7 (01:34:07):
You hear Ubi cry out in pain. And a huge
shockwave you know, levels everything and knocks you all out.

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
Great, where am I at with my body?

Speaker 5 (01:34:22):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:34:22):
You found your body? You want to reattach your head
and go off reserve power? Yeah, okay, so you get
it back in your head. You want to activate your
jet packs.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
I'm just gonna run back.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
So he runs back into the chamber and they're all
knocked out. What are you gonna do?

Speaker 6 (01:34:44):
Wake them up? Well, they're knocked out.

Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
They're like, they're not like asleep.

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
Oh ah, I have Where would you have put the
hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
When you got knocked out? Would they be displayed where
I could see your pack of hot dogs?

Speaker 6 (01:35:04):
Yeah? They're like attached to the side of my back
back and you're my tits, so hot dogs hanging out.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
I knew about the hot dog.

Speaker 6 (01:35:13):
That's the saying.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
So I'm gonna go for the hot dogs. I said,
sorry about this me, and like, grab the hot dogs.
I'm gonna feed each of you all a hot dog
and revive you.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
They all get all get revived.

Speaker 5 (01:35:27):
I'm like, did we do it?

Speaker 22 (01:35:30):
Did you?

Speaker 6 (01:35:32):
I said? Sorry? Okay, I'm really glad I got those
hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
Okay, So you see Droz's dead body the mech is
totally inert. Give me an ar coon of check.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
But should I take a selfie with Kieran's brother's dead body.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
I'm doing along with her, and I got a god
twenty six.

Speaker 7 (01:36:01):
Okay, so you you you look and see that the
the mech is devoid of any magical spiritual presence.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Okay, but the core is still Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
The core is gone. Can I do a religion check
to see if I can fill him? He was the
person I worshiped for a long time?

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Yeah, sure, well that's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
I am going to go and investigate the core, so
I could say, so, yeah, if.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
You want to go down the lower levels and then
you want to make sure.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
Well, I'm going to investigate it. See if I can
copy it and make a smaller one to power myself.

Speaker 7 (01:36:46):
That would be more schematics in the Tinkers place, but
little yeah, so if.

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
You want to go there nineteen plus two twenty one, okay,
So you you're like.

Speaker 7 (01:36:59):
You, you you close your eyes and you you pray
to Ubel.

Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
And do you feel nothing?

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
His presence is gone completely?

Speaker 24 (01:37:10):
So do I get the sense that he's dead, that
Ubel has been destroyed? I killed honey, yeah, I'm usually.

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
Not this brash, but you you killed a god and
that's fucking sexy. Yes, and we did get married.

Speaker 6 (01:37:28):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
Is there a spare bedroom anyway? Well, I mean your
bedroom is that the monkeys is still there?

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
Find the monkey.

Speaker 6 (01:37:37):
The monkey's gonna watch.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
What's up to you?

Speaker 7 (01:37:41):
He's gonna go. You're gonna go investigate? Gave an investigation check?

Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
Am I a? Can I? Can I lot trust his money?

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:37:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:37:52):
What do I get it?

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
Well? You get the burnt out Crown of Transference eighteen?
You find this man hand it to you.

Speaker 4 (01:38:02):
You find I'm gonna give a crested conquering I'm gonna
give you, I'm gonna give.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
I'm gonna give the Crown of Transference to hot Dog Jeff.

Speaker 7 (01:38:16):
And you find in his bag a hot dog?

Speaker 3 (01:38:21):
How old is it? It was made that day?

Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
Damn hypocritical?

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
Can I Can I do some sort of check? I
can't wait to tell hot Dog do an investigation check
to see if he has any like flyers or anything
for a different hot dog chain on his body?

Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
Sure heth I just rolled a Oh like I just
rolled I rolled a fifteenth. But for what I'm wanting
to do with it.

Speaker 6 (01:38:51):
What are you trying to do?

Speaker 7 (01:38:52):
Rebuild rob rebuild rebuilding what Rob?

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
We'll do crafty?

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
Well, that that's what it was for. I was I
couldn't think of the word crafting rebuilding Rob into rob
Amus Prime seven.

Speaker 4 (01:39:08):
I just I wanted to like give hot dog Jeff
proof that he was a gump.

Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
I was able to make a core for me and
Rob and I.

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
Well, then the fifteen I'll give you crafting for the
core for Rob.

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
The DC is going to.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
Be eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
Twenty.

Speaker 7 (01:39:28):
You make a Robus Prime with little I mean even
has like extra stuff and weapons and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
Was the bird seed actually magic?

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
Or he was just following you the whole time? Hungry?

Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
I would the bird seed next to Draso's course to
see if Yeah, if it was magic, is not magic anymore? Ye?

Speaker 4 (01:39:53):
Yeah, But that's why I was curious. If it was
just him stalking me, No, he was.

Speaker 6 (01:39:57):
Just He's So it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:02):
Was actually magic, So I want to put it next
to Dars's corpse because he needs to see this.

Speaker 25 (01:40:09):
Uh my brother puts a head on it, Berry, my brother,
nothing happens, here's a chuck.

Speaker 3 (01:40:21):
He's still in Jeff's dimensional.

Speaker 5 (01:40:24):
Diner diner fighting.

Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
With hey, he deserves it. He's dick. He could have
just explained nicely.

Speaker 7 (01:40:33):
Now, so now here you are, you've defeated the bad guy,
you've killed a god.

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
H and you have the organ engage. You probably have
a better investigation than me. I'm gonna look at you
and say, before we do a lot of stuff, I
love that flyman has left and nobody's where. Oh yeah,
I'm gonna say, honey, I need we should. We're about
to start a small business. We need capital.

Speaker 5 (01:41:01):
Let's rob this place.

Speaker 3 (01:41:03):
I've got this pot that will suck everything in it.
Let's fucking do this ship. Find me a vault.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
This was on m they're all doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:13):
I'll give you the help.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
This is legit.

Speaker 3 (01:41:15):
The end of the campaign, right, yeah, this is it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
I leave me and Rob disappear and we just walk
out of the castle and go.

Speaker 7 (01:41:24):
As the sun sets. Come on, Rob, what's going on?
Another indivdure? But now you're permanently Vinnie.

Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
We're gonna rebuild the guild.

Speaker 5 (01:41:36):
Anyone about this?

Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
Hosay sixteen She got a twelve investigation trying to find
a vault or something to Rob.

Speaker 7 (01:41:48):
When you go as if you want to go into
his bedroom. I did steal all the plants find safe okay,
filled with soveral bags of holding that are filled with gold.

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
We take this ship. I don't put that. I don't
want to.

Speaker 22 (01:42:07):
I stole everything in that craft. So you just pulled
a bender.

Speaker 6 (01:42:19):
Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:42:21):
But this business, you said you can make a nice
cup of coffee.

Speaker 6 (01:42:28):
Before I answer that question, I've got some unfinished business.
I'm going to go find mine monkey, my monkey, I'm
going to go confront him. He did.

Speaker 4 (01:42:43):
He did get mad because you never actually used his
real names.

Speaker 6 (01:42:52):
I find that monkey.

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
That was I'm gonna cast speak.

Speaker 4 (01:42:58):
With animals already mind link to warn him that he's
coming to yell at him.

Speaker 6 (01:43:05):
Why did you abandon me?

Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
Because my name is Alan wishes jerk.

Speaker 6 (01:43:10):
We agree that it was going to be why from
now you agreed?

Speaker 3 (01:43:14):
Wait, did he just ask what?

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
When this situation happened, You're like, your name's why or
I don't want to call you Ala wishous and the
monkey goes why?

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
So he thought that's what. It was.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
Just one huge misunderstanding, and so you feel like you
should abandon me for that?

Speaker 7 (01:43:32):
Yes, I want an apology. My mother named me Alla
wish is after my grandfather.

Speaker 6 (01:43:38):
Yeah, Ala Wish is the name of a ninety year
old man. Yeah, he was a ninety year old monkey.
He was an owl. That's why I can fly. There's
a horrible name.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
Why is a strong name.

Speaker 6 (01:43:52):
It's a good name. It's a confusing name, and it's.

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
A team name. And your letter comes before me in
the al it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
In his mind, I go alisious is a fantastic thame.

Speaker 7 (01:44:04):
Yeah, I'm sticking with him or her, not even they
are just mentally linked.

Speaker 3 (01:44:10):
So I wonder, am I gonna have to fight the fairy?

Speaker 5 (01:44:21):
It just reminds you of supernatural. You fought those fairs?

Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
I'm batman.

Speaker 6 (01:44:26):
M No, I thought never mind.

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
Hmmm.

Speaker 6 (01:44:37):
I want to try to convince the monkey to stick
with the name why and come with.

Speaker 5 (01:44:43):
Me, so do a persuasion.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
Yeah, that's gonna be a twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
I also want to mind link to everybody from before.

Speaker 3 (01:44:52):
He's too far away to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:53):
Yeah, And I want to say, I know you two
are probably fighting. I don't know what's going on, but
if you're just mad about the once we get him
to have babies, if you would let you be friends
with one of the.

Speaker 3 (01:45:06):
Babies, we can name the baby why.

Speaker 5 (01:45:10):
Then you can raise the monkey as your own.

Speaker 1 (01:45:17):
What did you get at twelve twelve?

Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
Now the monkey, guys, what's your is that with the
persuasion check.

Speaker 4 (01:45:29):
A hmm, he's technically at my party and I'm being nice.
I can still read barbs to give you advantage.

Speaker 3 (01:45:44):
So when I told you that about.

Speaker 4 (01:45:46):
Raising it, I'm giving you advantage on your persuasion check
for the monkey again.

Speaker 3 (01:45:52):
Yeah, another role.

Speaker 26 (01:45:55):
I'm nice man, even worse role that I will forgive
you for abandoning me if you give me your first
born child and we name him.

Speaker 6 (01:46:06):
Why no.

Speaker 7 (01:46:10):
Wishes the third? What if it's hers? It is either way.

Speaker 6 (01:46:24):
I will glue the monkey to the floor and tells
the monkey that I will give him the solvent if
he gives me.

Speaker 1 (01:46:33):
Be lawful good.

Speaker 6 (01:46:35):
I am determined to have my monkey name.

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
Why Okay, so you sovereign with the monkey.

Speaker 3 (01:46:43):
We can all hear each other's thoughts, but you and
I are not there to see it. Does the monkey
at all like scream that he's being glued to the floor, Yes,
he screams her.

Speaker 8 (01:46:52):
Help.

Speaker 3 (01:46:54):
Are we gonna have to kill a fairy?

Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
Why isn't every fucking campaign we run ends with have
the party dying.

Speaker 3 (01:47:02):
Well, we're not gonna kill him.

Speaker 4 (01:47:05):
I run up to the room as he goes to
do the sovereign glue.

Speaker 2 (01:47:10):
I got out of here before.

Speaker 3 (01:47:13):
How much do you weigh? Monkey? No?

Speaker 6 (01:47:17):
Yeah, this is just a fairy so I'm just a faery. No,
I don't have a weight listed here, so I'm trying
to figure out how how much is?

Speaker 4 (01:47:28):
How much is the bottle of sovereign glueway less than
five pounds?

Speaker 3 (01:47:33):
Yeah? I can'st retrieve in sovereign glue goes in my hand.

Speaker 6 (01:47:37):
He's already glueden though. Yeah, I'm already glued him.

Speaker 3 (01:47:40):
Yeah, but I'm gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:47:43):
But the solvent.

Speaker 4 (01:47:45):
I was gonna take the glue away, and if I
see the solvent, I'll do it too.

Speaker 3 (01:47:49):
Retrieves the cantrip. Well, he isn't taking.

Speaker 6 (01:47:51):
Out the Yeah, I haven't taken out the solvent yet.

Speaker 3 (01:47:54):
So the monkey's the monkey sitting there with his ass
glued to the floor. I take the sovereign glue into
my hand, screaming for help. I take the sovereign glup
and I'm gonna walk up and I want to pour
it on him. Just pour it on him.

Speaker 6 (01:48:15):
I'll glue him.

Speaker 3 (01:48:16):
To the floor too, right across from the monkey.

Speaker 6 (01:48:21):
Rolling a hip. What you're saying?

Speaker 3 (01:48:26):
What do I? I just add it to eighteen plus two.

Speaker 5 (01:48:37):
Fourteen.

Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
Okay, so yeah, he glues you to the floor. Now listen,
we're gonna talk this out like a family.

Speaker 5 (01:48:47):
I eventually come up. I'm just like, guys, what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:48:50):
He glued the monkey? I glued him. We're gonna talk
this out. I see you guys have some missus. Why
don't you just agree to be friends of all? Name
something else?

Speaker 6 (01:49:02):
Why we work together for years?

Speaker 3 (01:49:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:49:07):
Just here?

Speaker 5 (01:49:12):
What is that thing?

Speaker 2 (01:49:14):
Let's say this is just me and like me?

Speaker 12 (01:49:17):
And what if I get you a puppy that can fly?

Speaker 6 (01:49:25):
You know the song?

Speaker 5 (01:49:26):
Yeah, flying a flying puppy?

Speaker 6 (01:49:30):
Can I name it? Why?

Speaker 2 (01:49:32):
Yes, I'll take a flying puppy?

Speaker 5 (01:49:34):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:49:34):
Can I borrow the solve and eat both of you out?

Speaker 2 (01:49:39):
Credits credits are.

Speaker 3 (01:49:43):
How do we find hot dog Jeff?

Speaker 4 (01:49:45):
So we can get our thing ready and I can
finally enjoy my wedding night.

Speaker 3 (01:49:48):
You have this business card? Yes, okay, investigation check on
a business card.

Speaker 2 (01:49:54):
Flowers are starting to listen and open up. As we're
walking by. You see a montage of everything that we've
dealt with.

Speaker 4 (01:50:00):
Will you help me check the business card so I
can roll the advantage.

Speaker 3 (01:50:06):
A lot better fifteen better than the two.

Speaker 7 (01:50:12):
Okay, you look at her the business card and you
find a small print on the back and says to
summon hot dog Jeff state these words. Hey you guys,
Hey you guys.

Speaker 12 (01:50:28):
So I did take the orban negation and I have it. Yeah,
I'm just hold on to I'm yeah, good luck.

Speaker 5 (01:50:37):
With k.

Speaker 3 (01:50:41):
And you.

Speaker 7 (01:50:43):
Reappearance out of the diner. Please quick fix the ring
because I'm naked, is already there like oh for me.

Speaker 5 (01:50:52):
I will beat it out of you.

Speaker 27 (01:50:54):
He's mine him first, were married to Please fix the ring,
So duck ring, can you do.

Speaker 5 (01:51:06):
Me a solid?

Speaker 1 (01:51:07):
I killed?

Speaker 5 (01:51:09):
Can you give me a flying puppy so I can
give it to my sure fingers?

Speaker 1 (01:51:14):
And a flying puppy appears right before you.

Speaker 3 (01:51:17):
How much money for a franchise?

Speaker 6 (01:51:19):
Yeah, you know I could write a flying puppy.

Speaker 3 (01:51:24):
Oh and by the way, hot dark Jeff, we hate
to tell you this, we looted Prince Draso's body. Yeah,
and they had a fresh hot dog on them.

Speaker 1 (01:51:36):
That's the person down in Texas, right.

Speaker 3 (01:51:39):
I don't know, And uble is gone gone. Yeah, I
could feel that very glad. Do we want to live
above the tavern?

Speaker 5 (01:51:51):
Yeah? The hot dog tavern?

Speaker 4 (01:51:54):
Yeah, pocket universe. We have a ship a ton of money.
Do you even need money?

Speaker 2 (01:52:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:52:00):
Actually, no, you're good.

Speaker 5 (01:52:03):
Do we need like a special cook or anything to
make your hot dogs?

Speaker 6 (01:52:11):
Gan If?

Speaker 1 (01:52:11):
If you want to work for them?

Speaker 3 (01:52:12):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:52:13):
Whatever gets me away from fucking cannon?

Speaker 5 (01:52:20):
Would you like the orban negation back? Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
Yeah, Gannif will take it.

Speaker 5 (01:52:26):
Okay, I give it to Ganna.

Speaker 4 (01:52:29):
Oh and here and a toss hot our Jeff the
broken crown or transference, Yeah, just so nobody can fix this?

Speaker 6 (01:52:41):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:52:41):
So hot no Death snaps his fingers. And above the
diner you will have a little apartment.

Speaker 3 (01:52:49):
So we have this diner. Yeah, this is any of
my main franchise. Yes, where do you want to go?
Little fairy Man?

Speaker 6 (01:53:00):
Well, I'm gonna work with them and be a barista.

Speaker 5 (01:53:04):
Okay, hot dogs and coffee?

Speaker 6 (01:53:07):
How do we go?

Speaker 3 (01:53:07):
How do we get customers? Do people just show up?

Speaker 2 (01:53:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:53:11):
People just show up all the time through interdimensional portals.
All right, Well, I'm gonna look at my wife and
be like.

Speaker 2 (01:53:17):
The first two people that walk in its heat and
Jeff from time.

Speaker 5 (01:53:20):
So what what does the sword do? Now, it's just
a regular sword.

Speaker 3 (01:53:23):
It's totally inert. Yeah, would put it above the bar. Okay,
it's above the bar.

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
Is your first two customers are flaming and is from I.

Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
Don't even know how we got there. You're back immediately,
just turns around and walks. Now it's like, nope, you
can't leave.

Speaker 6 (01:53:46):
Does like a Grandpa Simpson.

Speaker 5 (01:53:48):
You have to have you have to have hot dog
and coffee or we have other things.

Speaker 3 (01:53:54):
Hot dog flavor coffee.

Speaker 6 (01:53:56):
There we go. Yeah, I used the hot dog water
to brew a cappuccinia.

Speaker 1 (01:54:00):
Know, Jeff takes up because this is the most brilliant
things ever come up with.

Speaker 2 (01:54:07):
Banging at the door, trying to escape.

Speaker 5 (01:54:11):
Flying, don't you love us?

Speaker 6 (01:54:14):
Come try my coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:54:15):
It's brought you back.

Speaker 5 (01:54:18):
I fought for you too much.

Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
Death is around me. I'm not ready to go, but
walk up the.

Speaker 3 (01:54:25):
N and I want to say, Vinnie, you're the best
of the best. And I'm gonna give Vinnie hey bomb.

Speaker 2 (01:54:35):
Vine is compelled to tinker with the bomb.

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
For mouth function.

Speaker 2 (01:54:42):
You can't malfunction, but he is going to tinker. So
we'll see what happens with the crafting check. We're all
gonna die nineteen, you all live another day.

Speaker 3 (01:54:52):
Okay, I'm gonna look at my wife and be like,
it's been a long day.

Speaker 6 (01:55:00):
You say, I can't leave.

Speaker 5 (01:55:03):
The doorhead locks.

Speaker 2 (01:55:05):
Mainly we go through the back. This is still good.

Speaker 3 (01:55:11):
It was a hot dog the entire time.

Speaker 2 (01:55:15):
It just toss back in and we go back like
that's that's the incredible scene for us.

Speaker 3 (01:55:19):
So I know you, I know you had planned, depending
on the ending, to do a sequel.

Speaker 4 (01:55:25):
We fucked up any chances of a right. Yeah, okay,
So how long my character would be one loyal to you?
How long do we stay married.

Speaker 6 (01:55:39):
Until?

Speaker 3 (01:55:40):
Well, you're an now a changing We can't.

Speaker 1 (01:55:44):
Die, so forever forever, and I.

Speaker 3 (01:55:48):
Can be either male or female, so you can choose
whether or not to get You can't change here, you
would have to be.

Speaker 7 (01:55:56):
You are both immortal, you're married, and you have a
hot dog coffee shop in like this interdimensional plane love
for the wind.

Speaker 3 (01:56:04):
Yeah, is it gay? Since I can be both?

Speaker 1 (01:56:08):
But you're technically you're you're you.

Speaker 3 (01:56:10):
Were born female? Yeah, you know, I don't in my
mind would a change be born with a sex. I
would think so just change between. I guess I could
get myself pregnant too, I mean maybe, yeah, it'd be
one one incest baby, Jesus, it just looks like you.

Speaker 5 (01:56:34):
It's like a clony ship out.

Speaker 3 (01:56:36):
It's just clone, so only one kid since we were
immortal or.

Speaker 1 (01:56:43):
So.

Speaker 7 (01:56:43):
No, I think maybe we could down the road the
campaign stop stop in it near what is your what
is your shop call?

Speaker 3 (01:56:52):
I thought it had to be a franchise, suit it
had to be named after Hot Digest.

Speaker 7 (01:56:59):
We could do like how Big Boy used to do
their franchises, so instead of they were all Big Boy,
they were like Frish's Big Boy and Shon's Big Boy
and stuff like that Parquet Big Boy.

Speaker 3 (01:57:14):
So you can be.

Speaker 2 (01:57:15):
Forget the Big Boy the same people.

Speaker 4 (01:57:19):
Do we have the creative power to make like the
diner just one room, but then have a tavern with
the stage and yeah, it's all.

Speaker 6 (01:57:27):
Okay, what do you want to call it? What you want?

Speaker 1 (01:57:30):
I asked you from you would just be like Jeffs.

Speaker 3 (01:57:37):
Just it's cannon. I have made a ship tow of
number one hits.

Speaker 1 (01:57:42):
Yeah, we'll have to call it Eggs's okay, Jeff's eggs.

Speaker 3 (01:57:49):
Oh, I thought eggs hot dog. Jeffs yeah, or could
be Jeffs, could be eggs. He Jeff's what would you
want to name? Oh ship, is your brother dead?

Speaker 6 (01:58:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:58:07):
Yeah with the goblins.

Speaker 1 (01:58:10):
Yeah that's okay.

Speaker 5 (01:58:11):
He's a trader.

Speaker 3 (01:58:12):
Yeah he's dead.

Speaker 6 (01:58:14):
Kill him.

Speaker 3 (01:58:15):
We need a really really really really do you want
to call it bird brains?

Speaker 4 (01:58:22):
Yes, Jeff's bird brains with him? I mean we promised.
What's his name, Wooden led Kieran.

Speaker 5 (01:58:34):
Yeah, we can just go He's just there's a bird
like man.

Speaker 4 (01:58:39):
Oh, since we can pick and choose people to come in,
could we just trap Kieran like outside as like a bird.

Speaker 5 (01:58:49):
Nest in the tree.

Speaker 6 (01:58:51):
Just make a nest for him.

Speaker 2 (01:58:54):
But he can keep flying into the window.

Speaker 3 (01:58:56):
Periodical him knocking out, let him me or anything.

Speaker 6 (01:59:04):
Every night he's looking through your bedroom window, yeah, watching you.

Speaker 3 (01:59:08):
All have He's always there watching.

Speaker 1 (01:59:12):
I just come to the window with the boat.

Speaker 4 (01:59:14):
I would assume that the sex life would be amazing
because I wouldn't be offended.

Speaker 3 (01:59:20):
You could just be like, hey, this really hot work
came in today. Okay, two dicks, Okay, I could do three.
I found that out the other day.

Speaker 6 (01:59:34):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:59:35):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:59:38):
And there when titans work did Jeff and Heath ever
come in for hot dogs. They're not coming for hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:59:50):
That would be fun, but I'm in charge of tide clerks.

Speaker 4 (01:59:52):
They both certainly come in for hot dogs. You just
see them come in once, So actually make the time.
Vortex in the Power Glove made a joke earlier. Well,

(02:00:13):
the epic conclusion that has.

Speaker 2 (02:00:15):
Indeed been the epic conclusion of When Titans.

Speaker 4 (02:00:19):
I think the best part. Yeah, my favorite part. My
second favorite part was when I paid the bag for
nuking my boss with honey by fucking up his boss fight.

Speaker 2 (02:00:35):
But but until then, we shall meet everybody again for
Crossroads to which Light next week.

Speaker 5 (02:00:47):
And then we're working on a Sleepy Halloween.

Speaker 2 (02:00:49):
And we are also working on a sleep cat is
working on a Sleepy Hollow one shot for our Halloween theme.
Uh here soon also, if he what get some work done,
we may be doing a Star Trek campaign here soon
we'll be doing a.

Speaker 3 (02:01:07):
Star Trek campaign.

Speaker 5 (02:01:08):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (02:01:09):
We will be doing when he gets around two.

Speaker 1 (02:01:12):
It's where no criticized me. We just finished my campaign.

Speaker 2 (02:01:21):
So until then we shall see everybody upon themorrow. Thank
you for doing upon tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (02:01:30):
Yeah, that's tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:01:31):
Yeah, I'll join us on something else. We may do
an episode of fifteen Minutes in Hell tomorrow. That's saying
we we both come in at eight o'clock. I'll see
you at eight oh eight.

Speaker 3 (02:01:45):
Yeah, fuck you.

Speaker 2 (02:01:48):
So until then, everybody, have a good week.

Speaker 5 (02:01:52):
Bye.

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