13. The Queen's Diamond Jubilee

Queen Elizabeth II celebrates sixty years on the throne with spectacular pageantry on the Thames, but the historic celebration also raises questions about succession, family unity, and the monarchy's future relevance.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Calaruga Shark Media. The morning of June second, twenty twelve
dawns gray and drizzly across London, but inside Buckingham Palace,
the atmosphere crackles with an energy that no amount of
British weather can dampen. Today marks the beginning of Queen

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Elizabeth the Second's Diamond Jubilee weekend, a celebration sixty years
in the making that will showcase the monarchy at its
most magnificent, while simultaneously raising questions about its future that
no amount of pageantry can fully answer. This is Crown

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and Controversy, Episode thirteen, The Queen's Diamond Jubilee. In her
private apartments, the eighty six year old Queen reviews the
weekend schedule with her private secretary, a document so detailed

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it accounts for every minute of the next four days.
But behind the careful planning lies a more complex reality.
This jubilee represents not just a celebration of longevity, but
a carefully orchestrated demonstration that the monarchy remains relevant in
an age of economic uncertainty and social change. Your Majesty,

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her private secretary observes, the weather forecast remains concerning for
tomorrow's river pageant. The Queen's response is characteristically pragmatic. We've
celebrated jubilees in all weather before. The British people don't
expect sunshine, they expect commitment. It's a philosophy that has
guided her entire reign, the understanding that duty transcends comfort,

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that service continues regardless of circumstances. But as she prepares
for what may be her final major jubilee celebration, the
Queen cannot ignore the reality that the monarchy she will
eventually leave behind face his challenges that would have been
unimaginable when she ascended the throne in nineteen fifty two.

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The weekend's events have been meticulously planned to showcase four
generations of the House of Windsor, with each family member
assigned roles that highlight their contribution to the institution's future.
Prince Charles at sixty three represents continuity and preparation for
eventual succession. William and Catherine married just over a year,

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embody the monarchy's youthful future, and Prince Harry, recently returned
from Afghanistan, provides living proof that royal privilege still comes
with real obligations. But even within this carefully choreographed family unity,
tensions simmer beneath the surface. The Duke of Edinburgh, at

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l ninety years old, has been hospitalized with a bladder infection,
forcing last minute changes to the week end's protocols. His
absence creates both practical complications and symbolic concerns about the
royal family's advancing age and health vulnerabilities. The jubilee celebrations
begin with a horse race at Epsom Downs, where the

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Queen's passion for thoroughbred racing provides a perfect metaphor for
her approach to monarchy, careful breeding, patient training, and the
understanding that success requires both natural ability and years of
discipline preparation. As she watches her horses compete, the Queen
seems more relaxed than she has appeared in months, reminded

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of the private pleasures that have sustained her through six
decades of public service. Prince Charles accompanies his mother to Epsom,
Their easy conversation a striking contrast to the formal relationship
they maintained during his younger years. The future King has
finally grown into a role that once seemed to sit

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uncomfortably on his shoulders. His environmental advocacy and charitable work
now seen as prescient rather than eccentric. But at sixty three,
he faces the reality that his apprenticeship may be the
longest in royal history. She has never looked better, Charles
confides to Camilla as they watch the Queen engage with

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racing officials and horse owners. Sometimes I think the Crown
keeps her young. The observation contains both admiration and subtle melancholy,
the recognition that duty which energizes his mother may represent
a burden he will inherit at an age when most
men are considering retirement. The weekend centerpiece event, the Thames

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Diamond Jubilee Pageant, represents the largest river celebration in London's history.
Over one thousand boats will accompany the royal barge down
the Thames from Chelsea to Tower Bridge in a spectacle designed
to demonstrate both the monarchy's historical roots and its contemporary relevance.
But organizing such an event requires coordination between multiple government agencies,

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local authorities, and volunteer organizations, a logistical challenge that mirrors
the complexity of modern constitutional monarchy. The Queen's barge, the
Spirit of Chartwell, has been specially decorated for the occasion,
with gold lions, red velvet canopies and flowers representing each

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of the sixteen Commonwealth realms. The vessel represents a perfect
fusion of tradition and modernity, its classical decorations powered by
contemporary technology and safety systems. Like the monarchy itself, the
barge must appear timeless while meeting very modern standards for
efficiency and security. As the Royal family boards the barge

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at Cadogan Pier, the apse of Prince Philip creates a
visible gap in the usual arrangement. The Duke's hospitalization has
been carefully managed by Palace communication staff, but his absence
from such a significant event inevitably raises questions about the
Royal family's mortality and succession planning. Catherine, in a striking

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red Alexander McQueen dress and matching hat, draws particular attention
from the crowds gathered along the river banks. Her first
major Jubilee appearance as a member of the Royal family
represents a kind of public examination, an opportunity for the
British people to evaluate their future. Queen consort. The pressure

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is immense, but Catherine's composed demeanor suggests she's beginning to
master the art of being simultaneously approachable and regal. The
pageant itself unfolds as a masterpiece of British organizational skill,

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despite weather conditions that would challenge even the most experienced
event planners. Rain falls steadily throughout the afternoon, but the
crowds lining the Thames refuse to disperse, their enthusiasm, undimmed
by increasingly soggy conditions. Union Jack umbrellas bloom like flowers
along the riverbank, creating a patriotic canopy that transforms dreary

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weather into something approaching visual poetry. The Queen stands throughout
the three hour journey, declining repeated suggestions from her staff
that she might prefer to sit at eighty six. Her
stamina impresses even her most experienced protection officers, but more importantly,
her visible endurance sends a message to the watching crowds.

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Duty continues, regardless of personal comfort or advancing age. Prince William,
in his Royal Air Force uniform, appears particularly moved by
the public response to his grandmother's celebration. Having grown up
in the shadow of his parents failed marriage and his
mother's tragic death. William has sometimes struggled with the weight

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of royal expectations, but watching tens of thousands of people brave,
miserable weather to celebrate his grandmother's service seems to reinforce
his own commitment to eventual kingship. Look at them, he
murmurs to Catherine as they wave to the cheering crowds.
They're not just celebrating her, They're celebrating what she represents.

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The observation reveals William's growing understanding of monarchy as institution
rather than personality, the recognition that the crowds are cheering
not just for Elizabeth Windsor, but for the continuity and
stability she embodies. It's a lesson that will prove crucial
as he prepares for his own eventual role as King.

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Prince Harry, still processing his rest and combat experiences in Afghanistan,
seems almost overwhelmed by the contrast between the Thames pageant
and the desert warfare he left behind just months earlier.
The young man who fired weapons in anger at Taliban
positions now waves graciously at children holding miniature union jacks.

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The jarring transition from soldier to prince, providing its own
form of emotional whiplash. The flotilla includes vessels representing every
aspect of British maritime history, from historic sailing ships to
modern naval vessels, from working barges to pleasure craft. The
diversity of the fleet mirrors the complexity of modern Britain itself,

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a nation struggling to balance tradition with innovation, heritage with progress,
national identity with global integration. As the Royal barge passes
landmarks along the Thames, each location triggers memories of previous
royal celebrations and ceremonies. Tower Bridge, where the Queen's coronation

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procession passed in nineteen fifty three, the Houses of Parliament,
where she has delivered dozens of Queen's speeches, Westminster Abbey,
where she was crowned, and where William and Catherine were
married just over a year earlier. But perhaps the most
poignant moment comes as the flotilla passes the site of
the old London Bridge, where the Queen's father, King George

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the sixth, stood in nineteen fifty one during the Festival
of Britain. Already ill with the cancer that would kill
him within months. The location serves as a reminder that
every jubilee celebration is also an acknowledgment of mortality, every
triumph shadowed by the understanding that all reigns eventually end.

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The crowds gathered at Greenwich Naval College provide the pageant's
most emotional moment, their cheers echoing across the water with
an intensity that seems to surprise even the Queen. Here,
surrounded by buildings that have trained naval officers for centuries,
the connection between monarchy and national service becomes particularly clear.

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The institution the queen represents has sent generations of young
men and women to serve in conflicts around the world,
a tradition continued by her own grandson's recent deployment to Afghanistan.
As evening approaches and the pageant draws to its conclusion
at Tower Bridge, the Queen appears genuinely moved by the

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public response to her celebration. Throughout her reign, she has
maintained a careful emotional distance from her public role, understanding
that monarchy requires a certain theatrical reserve, But today that
reserve seems to soften slightly, allowing glimpses of the woman
behind the crown. The concert at Buckingham Palace the following

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evening provides a very different showcase for royal celebration, featuring
contemporary artists performing for a crowd of ordinary citizens who
won lottery tickets for the chance to attend. The juxtaposition
of pop music with royal protocol creates moments of genuine charm,
as when Sir Paul McCartney struggles with a faulty microphone

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while the Queen watches with apparent amusement from the Royal Box.
Catherine and William's obvious enjoyment of the musical performances, their
animated conversations with fellow concertgoers, and their willingness to join
in the sing along portions of the evening demonstrate the
younger generation's comfort with a more informal style of monarchy.

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They represent continuity with royal tradition while embracing a more
accessible approach to public engagement. The weekend concludes with the

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traditional balcony appearance at Buckingham Palace, where four generations of
the royal family gather to acknowledge the crowds gathered in
the mall, but this year's appearance carries additional significance, as
palace officials have carefully limited the balcony to working members
of the royal family, a subtle but important signal about

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the monarchy's future direction. The decision to exclude peripheral family
members from the balcony appearance represents more than protocol adjustment.
It reflects a strategic vision for a slimmed down monarchy
focused on direct airs and their immediate families. Prince Andrew's daughters,
Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie watch from windows inside the palace,

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their exclusion from the balcony a clear indication of their
diminished role in future royal arrangements. As the Queen steps
on to the balcony, the roar from the crowd below
seems to lift her spirits visibly. At eighty six, she
moves with the careful dignity of advanced age, but her
wave remains as crisp and practiced as it was during

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her coronation sixty years earlier. The gesture represents decades of
muscle memory, the physical embodiment of a lifetime spent in
service to an ideal larger than personal preference or comfort.
Prince Charles stands to his mother's right, his position a
reminder that succession looms regardless of anyone's wishes or timing.

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The Prince of Wales has waited longer than any air
in British history, his patients tested by decades of preparation
for a role that may come to him in his seventies,
But today he appears content to support his mother's celebration
rather than anticipate his own eventual succession. William and Catherine,
positioned to the Queen's left, represent the monarchy's longer term future,

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the generation that will likely define royal relevance for the
twenty first century. Their youth and obvious mutual affection provide
a sharp contrast to the p previous generation's marital difficulties,
suggesting that the institution may have learned from past mistakes
about balancing personal happiness with public duty. Prince Harry, recently

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returned from combat deployment, stands slightly behind his father and brother,
His military bearing a reminder that royal privilege still comes
with real obligations. His service in Afghanistan has given him
a credibility with the British public that no amount of
charitable work could match proof that the modern monarchy still
believes in leading from the front when duty demands sacrifice.

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The Queen's wave continues for several minutes, her acknowledgment of
the crowd's enthusiasm. Both gracious and measured. She has perfected
the art of appearing simultaneously grateful and dignified, engaged yet
appropriately distant. It's a performance that has sustained her through
six decades of public life, the careful balance between humanity

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and majesty that makes constitutional monarchy possible. As the royal
family retreats from the balcony, the Queen pauses for a
moment to look back at the crowd, her expression unreadable
but somehow wistful. At eighty six, she surely understands that
this may be her final major Jubilee celebration, the last

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time she will stand on this balcony, acknowledging such massive
public enthusiasm for her service. The Diamond Jubilee weekend ends
with private family celebrations at Windsor Castle, away from cameras
and crowds, where the Queen can reflect on sixty years
of service and six decades of change that have transformed
both Britain and the Commonwealth beyond recognition. The young woman

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who ascended the throne in nineteen fifty two could never
have imagined the challenges her successes will face, but the
institution she has shaped, through pure longevity and consistent dedication,
appears positioned to survive whatever the future may be bring.
As the weekend concludes and normal life resumes across Britain,

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the Diamond Jubileese legacy becomes clear, not just as celebration
of one remarkable woman's service, but as demonstration that constitutional
monarchy can adapt to changing times while maintaining its essential character.
The crowds who braved rain to cheer the Thames pageant
were not just honoring the past, but investing in the future,

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expressing confidence that the institution of monarchy remains relevant in
an increasingly complex world. Next time on Crown and Controversy.
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