May 9, 2025 • 23 mins
On this episode of Cruising With Kayfabe, Mongo and Emily unleash the chaos with Book It With Kayfabe the game where wrestling meets pure, unfiltered nonsense!
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Speaker 1 (00:35):
And Welcome to Cruise, No Cafe about Mongo Emily. And
today it's booking with Kfabe. And today it's like book It,
except we don't get that delicious pizza after reading a
bunch of books at school.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And I never got to learn about this until I
was an adult.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It's such a shame because that's what made me interested
in reading. Because I was a fat kid. You offered
me free personal pam pizzas reading books. Yes please.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I think it's because I grew up in a town
that had more horses than people. My neighbors were neighbors,
So I just feel like I didn't really get to
know this. The closest pizza hut to us was the
Dover location from my dad's house, pretty close my mom's house.
Never gonna go.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
So you be in the book where you got robbed twice?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I really did, because you probably crushed.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
You probably like the top earner because you read a
lot for fun.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I would have my name on a wal Dan.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
They probably give me like the Golden Golden Band pizza.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
So today now that our version of book It is,
Emily has the tide Bolo fun with a bunch of
random wrestlers, managers, owners and people involved in wrestling. I
have a magic wheel on this wheel or a bunch
of scenarios. What we're gonna do is we're gonna draw
two people and they're gonna see who would survive, win,
or be better at a certain scenario. We're gonna kind
of argue it out and say who wins or if
(01:47):
it's straw. Now, Emily gave me the carte blanche to
say just like DJ Cullet, and another one, and I
can add a third person into this mix. Now, I'm
gonna throw a curveball to Emily since I can do
and another one. She can say swap it. If that's
a wrestler she doesn't want. She can three times. She
can say swap it and get rid of someone if.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
We pick someone more than once, more than twice.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Since you're in charge the ball, if you see one,
you can say I'm swapping it and throw it back in.
All right, So with that further ado, why don't you
grab two wrestlers and I'll spin the wheel O fun
all right?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
First, UF, we've got Rayma Cereo and cm Punk.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Competing in a triathlon right now, triathlon, get correct me?
If wrong. That's like the swimming, biking, and running.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Right according to Mario Party.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, Mario Party is the source. I love it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Well, I think on that note, since there was a
tricycle in Mario Party, I'm gonna go rain the stereo
and all right, I think we should go to the
next one.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
But that's pretty good. I can just picture Ryan that
little trike new record.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
So with this being said, I also need to remind
you that we are going to also go back in
time a little bit with some of these names.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
All right, because this is a good category. So who
do we got?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Some moo Joe okay, the Demon.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Finn Balord and another one because this category is going
to need potentially one more person, all right. So while
she's got the third person in this category, these three
wrestlers are going to be in most likely to say
do you know who I am?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Tony Kahan?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I think Tony Kahan is gonna be the person to
say do you know who I am? I can I
can see I can see it. I can't see some
Mojo really talking, and Finn Baller, I don't know if I.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Can see that.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
But that's a good one and a good one to
move on.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
To the next one.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Next up, we've.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Got I'm funny, forgot to seampunk for a second, to
these pictures Seampunk' say, do you know who I am?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Don Callous?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Him too? And Bailey, Oh Jesus Christ. Who would win
in a real life backstage brawl? Bailey? She would beat
that bald ass.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I can just picture her like grabbing the palette and
just like beating him down with a bunch of stuff
and then taking like a pie, just putting a pie
on top of his head.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Stokely half away, Oh god, boys in a rap battle.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I think Jeff Hardy. He's I think he's lyrical, lyrical,
he writes a lot of songs. He's written a lot
of songs for not only himself touring, but his entrance music.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I can think Jeff Hardy.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I've never heard Stokely really sing, so I can't judge
his lyrical prowless.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So we're gonna go Jeff, Matt Hardy mostly Jeff.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I can't picture Matt trying to wrap. That would be
quite interting.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Delete delete, Okay, who do we got for this category?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Christopher Daniels, Oh jeez. And Dean Ambrose who would.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Most likely join a cult knowingly or unknowingly Dean Ambrose
again probably no no argument here in that one lunatic
fringe for a reason.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I can just see him like, hey, we got cookies.
You got cookies? Yeah, you got chips? Ahoy, I'm in.
I get you said something as simple to get Dean.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It was a simple man sowerbn Nana, Oh swerve, Prince Nana.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And Shabata last the longest and a haunted house. Are
we talking about being scared or wrestling?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I thought, just like dark haunted house, stuck in a room,
ghost adventure.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Style, I felink, swerve and put fake blood on and
join the haunted house and fuck with people's So I can.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
See that I was real haunted house.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh like paranormal Yeah yeah, I mean he was crazy
enough to break in the hangman's house in the middle
of the night.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
So yeah, I could see that being.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Swerved, and he'd have Nana with him. I'd feel safe.
Kenny oh Magah.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
God versus start us? Who would win a street race?
Kenny Omega?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I think he's he's a gamer. Well, Ody's a gamer too,
They're both gamers. They both are really good at Mario Kart.
But I don't know. I just I think Kenny. He
he knows people in Japan. He would get his car
souped up the right way, be all fast and furious stuff.
I think Kenny Omega would come there with like Noss
under the hood supposedly, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I think Kenny, though, I'm gonna go with Kenny.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Final vote, all right, we'll allow it.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
All right. Who's the next two wrestlers up?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Jamie Hater oh God and Nigel McGinnis.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Let me spin the wheel here, Jamie Hayden. That's a
very interesting pairing. It is, oh oh bleed in a
pillow fight. I think Nigel, because I think Jamie would
just whoop his ass. I think Jamie would like wind
up them, pick him right out.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I think he'd get distracted by her assets.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I think I think, yeah, he would just be going,
oh my. I think he would try, but I think
she would just wind that thing up. And just if
you've ever seen The Hot Chick with Rob Schneider, when
he changes into Inna Faris's character and he's just whinding
up the pillow and he takes not in apharis character, sorry,
but he knocks out Ana Feris into the wall with
the Pillow.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
That's what I think would be like.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Jim mcga that was a great movie, by the way,
beside Rob Schneider, that was a great movie.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
All right, watch me be wrong on the actress.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
You're probably more right than I am because I know
it's the girl from a flight plan and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Sot him. Try again? Here first swapski of the day.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Roman Reigns before the blood Line.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
So the big Dog okay, and Gang Grel who would
go hunting for sasquatch Gang. He'd be out there banging
and bang. I'm looking for that thing, just like he
always says. So he's in the spooky shit. He's gonna
be in the paranormal. It's gonna be him. I think
Roman Ragins would send the Wise Man, but since this
(08:36):
before Bloodline, he'd probably send Sath after him. Seth go
find him for me, yes or Dean because Dean Dean
loves that kind of shit too.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
So alright, so he had two more wrestlers for me. Okay,
please be Rosemary. I would be pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Why do I keep getting the same one? That would
have been awesome?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Perfect? This is perfect? Here we go and.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Billiam Goldberg, what'sarn Star?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
In a Hallmark movie.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh, they don't do scary, so Billiam Goldberg.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Well, Goldberg has been in a Christmas movie.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It's called Santa's Slight. It's fucking terrible. So he's already
been in a really cheesy Chris movie. Yeah, I can't
see them casting Abbadon in the Hallmark Chris movie.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I would.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I can see Bill Goldberg, but I mean every Hallmark
movie is the exact same script. Anyway, someone comes out
of town, they meet their old flame, their spouse back
at home, gets left in the dust.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Merry Christmas, Hadiada snow comes down.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You know clearly, I don't make him watch Hallmark movies
with me. Christmas Mirror, they don't do.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
The cheetes perfect then, all right, so who we got now?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Vincent McMahon, who Voldemort?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
And oh my god, is that private.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Party who would last longer on a mechanical bowl?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
It's private party, private party, hands down with those moves.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Look at Mark Quinn him just like they like what
he does.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Party.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I could see them both just on there, like doing
their dance while the bull's going to Yeah, I can
see man's old ass like he sold that stunner from
some cold recently where he just like fell down into
a heap. But I mean, he deserves what he gets,
and eventually he's gonna be looking up all his wrestles
of pride.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
So let's go ahead to the next one here, say
he's going to hell.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
They just like surfing on the back of a mechanical bowl.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Okay, So who we got the next two people up?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Pare Sewn Michaels.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Oh god, this would.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Swerving Prince Nana be better at speed dating Shawn Michaels.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Because he's just a sexy boy. I don't know. Swerve's
got that charisma too, though not a Swerve.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Couldn't do it. But if you look at I was
thinking Shawn Michael's d X.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But yeah, Shawn Michaels did run through this run through
the women's locker room like a speed dating So I
think that's gonna be the I think that would be
the most sense manga.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I'm just telling the truth. All right.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
We've got Bandido nice up against two thousands.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Okay, so the game versus Bandido survive a death match
with Nick Gage.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
It's time to play the game.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That's gonna say he fought against Cactus shack a lot
and nick Gage is definitely a cactus shack elevated.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
But Bandido has wrestled in GCW.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, it's not that I don't see Bandido, you think so.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I think they both easily could handle their own. Nick Gage,
Nick Cays wasn't known for being worker. All they gotta
do is they gotta wrestle them. They you know, they
might take some licks, they might get some barbed wire,
but they'll kick the ship out of him.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's very true.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
All right, we got two more people coming out at
the bowl here, the wheel Spinner getting lower categories. We're
doing some good ones coming up.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Don Kallus, little hot Dog and Darby Allen, who would.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Be cast in the Avengers. I mean could be. But
Darby could be someone with powers. He could be the
person who feels no pain.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
He could be venom.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
He can be like he could be like a kick ass,
he just feels no pain.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I would love that. Tie, Okay, Tie, I can't pis
Yea acts like I can't pick Darby Allen. Of course
I could.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
All right, So we have two more here and this
will be a great one for it.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Trition Leader the Best Besties Team Bestie and Dean Ambrose
who would win at stand up comedy?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Dean Ambrose, Actually he didn't really talk.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I was just gonna say I saw his promos. I
think it's Trician Leader all day. I don't know if
i'd want to sit through uh Denighbor shown you stand
up comedy. Probably thinks that makes him laugh.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Only true Bill, Big Bill.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
All right, Big Bill was.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Funny, Hangman Adam page one, Mariah.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
May who would survive the UFC octagon?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Hang?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I mean, Hangman's pretty tough. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I am made with that champagne bottles, but.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
They don't have weapons, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I think Hangman's gonna take the edge.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Here because I think Man would take it. But I
don't think Mariah would back down.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I don't think she backed down. But there's a lot
of badass women against each other or who would drive
like who would make it? UFC? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Hangman? Yeah, and that's nothing else Mariah, but with his
butterfly jeans at all.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
I think Hayman's just just tough enough to he may
not win, but he at least go a couple of rounds.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
People.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
All right, we've got speaking of Big Bill, Big Bill,
all right, the Outrunners.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Who would have a better dark side of the Ring episode?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
The ou out Oh oh, the Outrunners, I mean, I
think they've been wrestling since the eighties.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I get all those stories. They've probably seen some things
we thought the plane ride from Hell is bad. They
probably know the Carnie Bookers of the eighties. They've probably
seen all.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Is it like a k fave dark side of the
Ring because like.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
It is now because I don't want to go down
four Big Bill's path.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I don't want to go down that path.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
So we're gonna say the Outrunners just keep it fun
because I don't his Big Bill's got some tragic stuff
in his life. So outside k Fabe, I think Big Bill.
But in k Fabe, we're gonna say the Outrunners here.
So we're gonna move on from that one because Emily said, but.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
We're getting down to ooh, this is my favorite. I
hope we get good ones.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Mercedes Monee and who else Roman reigns before the Bloodline.
I'm throwing him back. Mercedes Monee and this other Kenny Omega.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Who would survive a waffle House Fighter three a M
I mean, Kenyo make is gonna beating the shit everyone
but Mercedes is gonna be out in the parking lot
dancing while everything's burning down around her. So I think
keny Omega is gonna win ultimately, though.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Keny Omega wins, but Mercedes celebrates it.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I think they can't make is a guy that you
don't want to get to a barfight because he doesn't talk,
and then when he does, he's just gonna kick your
ass and go back.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
To drinking the sake.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
So true, all right, getting lower on the categories, the
lower on the wheels. So who do we got and
what's the deal like that little Carnie ship?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
All right? Who do we got?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Brett Hart and Steph the Lander and another one?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Oh, I meant one more of these use I want to
use it.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
That'd be funny if he be Billium gold Dust.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Who would make the No fly list first? I mean,
there's a whole episode about Goldberg gold I mean gold
dust being drunk on the plane and shenanigans.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Gold We're gold dust, not dustin. It's gold dust.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I think gold dust. The bizarre one.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I think Brett Hart's grumping enough that he'd pull a
male Karen in the airport that he could probably get
himself banned too, So I'm gonna make it a one
A one B gold gold Dust and Gimmick being the
bizarre one. But Brett Hart just complaining about seeing Goldberg
on the news or something and just going full Karen
at the airport. I would have made that flight too
if it wasn't fucking Bill Goldberg. He always uses this
(16:47):
full name.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Too, Billiam Aj Styles.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
It's gonna be a good one.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
And Christopher Daniels.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Who's the first person to propose to j Lo?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I think Aj Styles if he was not married ab
Aj Styles, he'd be that random person that like he's
dating a celebrity. I think it'd be AJ Styles. Yeah,
I think Christlph Dallas. He just looks like he just
looks like a dad.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
He's so low key.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Can you imagine j Lo in the phenomenal one? She
don't want none.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I guess we've got time warp happening, Diamond Dallas Page
Bag and rick o'shay.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Who would win a reality show? That would be tough?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Diamond Dallas Page Have you heard the man speak?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
I think so. I think we could win the athletic competition.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
But I think DDP has the smarts and he has
the story that every producer want to air. So I
think DDP as well.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah, I love a good reality show, and it doesn't
matter what reality show on that one.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Alright, what we got for the next one, we're down to.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
The last four. We're gonna redo the categories.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
That's all right, this would be a good little mini
episode for everyone.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Trition leader, let's pass on that one since we did them,
all right, all right, I gotta hold this. I can't
tell you this one yet.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
All right, Well, we got the category locked in, So
now we have two people here.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
We've said this one a lot too. Oh boy had
hardy boys. This's then, oh maybe not.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Who's gonna win a dance battle? He's hot, he's spicy,
it's curry Man. You know, Jeffery's just gonna do the juke,
but you know, Matt's gonna be tripping all over himself.
And jeff Party is still doing the juke while his
brother's getting beat down by curry Man said that he
retired iron He retired the same month as Christoph Daniels.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
It's so quindent, alright, So right onto the final three
categories on the wheel of Fun.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Here we've got Serpentacle, Oh yes, and Macho Man with
Miss Elizabeth.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Who would win at carry yo key.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Macho Man.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Tequila? Yeah, I think Macha Man would win. I think
he would get the crowd going like I'm afraid if
you know this song club with your hands, well I sing?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
I think I think it's Macha Man. So final two
categories here.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You've got Paul Hayman, Oh god, Big Bill.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Okay, definitely and oh are we doing another one?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
We having another one? Soa who would win a match
in a bounce house?
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Well, I ain't gonna be Paul Hayman. That poor guy's
gonna be like.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
You know, when you were a kid on trampoline, everybody
would jump and you were like curling a ball you
couldn't get up.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
That'd be Paul Hayman.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Why did you have to like repeat my trauma? Almost?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
It was called popcorn, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
It was? And I wasn't a very.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Good So who else is an episode? Paul Haman Swerve?
Who was the first person.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I don't even remember?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Now, Okay, we I'm gonna say Swerve. Then I'm gonna
say like jump off the ship. And I think Paul
Hayman's gonna be scared or Paul Haman White low blown
both of them because he liked to play Romanarenes penis
like a puppet, remember in WrestleMania, So I think it
would probably be Paul Hayman. Did you see how he
low blown in WrestleMania. He didn't just go under him.
He was like bump and he was like, hello, I'm
(20:36):
telling you. I'm just telling you what happened.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
All right. Last category, It's kind of cool to see
one spin.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
This is my favorite one that I've made. I didn't
do many of these categories, but your girls did this one.
Rick O'Shea or Hollywood Hule Cogan?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Who would imagine? I think it's Ricochet. I think that
that man is all needs beautiful. Hell Cogan's just leathery
skin and hair, hasn't shaved his head.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
We're gonna make mango this.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I'm not trying.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Alright, We're gonna do one more just on that it's
a beauty pageant. There's like twenty William Goldberg, that's who
else I pulled.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Why don't you pull two more names? I've reloaded one category.
I want two more names to wrap this up.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Stokely Hathaway all right.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
And Mick Fuley, Oh god, who would win at stand
up comedy?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
McK fuley. Yeah, Stokey is a funny fucker if he
used his real uh stories, you don't think so listen.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I love Mick, He's comical, but Stokely's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
You're right, You're right, right.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
So, I mean, I think that was a fun round
of book up and I think that's a good warm
up because we do plan on having a live episode soon.
We're gonna do our own version of Mad libs, So
I don't know what we can say copyright wise if
it's of Mad right libs of Mad, But we're gonna
be doing our wrestling version. But we're gonna need your participation,
So when you're watching the episode, please make sure you're
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speech or suggestions. Let's try to make this funny. We're
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Speaker 2 (22:37):
And I just want to point out. If you dm us,
I'll send you a full thing and you can fill
out your own madlib. I'll send you it. You won't
know the rest, You'll only know the adverbs.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I just know the film basically. Yeah. I mean we
could have some nones too, who knows. So yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Definitely make sure you like, subscribe, follow, leave us a
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Speaker 2 (23:14):
MHM
And Welcome to Cruise, No Cafe about Mongo Emily. And
today it's booking with Kfabe. And today it's like book It,
except we don't get that delicious pizza after reading a
bunch of books at school.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And I never got to learn about this until I
was an adult.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It's such a shame because that's what made me interested
in reading. Because I was a fat kid. You offered
me free personal pam pizzas reading books. Yes please.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I think it's because I grew up in a town
that had more horses than people. My neighbors were neighbors,
So I just feel like I didn't really get to
know this. The closest pizza hut to us was the
Dover location from my dad's house, pretty close my mom's house.
Never gonna go.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
So you be in the book where you got robbed twice?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I really did, because you probably crushed.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
You probably like the top earner because you read a
lot for fun.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I would have my name on a wal Dan.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
They probably give me like the Golden Golden Band pizza.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
So today now that our version of book It is,
Emily has the tide Bolo fun with a bunch of
random wrestlers, managers, owners and people involved in wrestling. I
have a magic wheel on this wheel or a bunch
of scenarios. What we're gonna do is we're gonna draw
two people and they're gonna see who would survive, win,
or be better at a certain scenario. We're gonna kind
of argue it out and say who wins or if
(01:47):
it's straw. Now, Emily gave me the carte blanche to
say just like DJ Cullet, and another one, and I
can add a third person into this mix. Now, I'm
gonna throw a curveball to Emily since I can do
and another one. She can say swap it. If that's
a wrestler she doesn't want. She can three times. She
can say swap it and get rid of someone if.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
We pick someone more than once, more than twice.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Since you're in charge the ball, if you see one,
you can say I'm swapping it and throw it back in.
All right, So with that further ado, why don't you
grab two wrestlers and I'll spin the wheel O fun
all right?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
First, UF, we've got Rayma Cereo and cm Punk.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Competing in a triathlon right now, triathlon, get correct me?
If wrong. That's like the swimming, biking, and running.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Right according to Mario Party.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, Mario Party is the source. I love it.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Well, I think on that note, since there was a
tricycle in Mario Party, I'm gonna go rain the stereo
and all right, I think we should go to the
next one.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
But that's pretty good. I can just picture Ryan that
little trike new record.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
So with this being said, I also need to remind
you that we are going to also go back in
time a little bit with some of these names.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
All right, because this is a good category. So who
do we got?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Some moo Joe okay, the Demon.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Finn Balord and another one because this category is going
to need potentially one more person, all right. So while
she's got the third person in this category, these three
wrestlers are going to be in most likely to say
do you know who I am?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Tony Kahan?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I think Tony Kahan is gonna be the person to
say do you know who I am? I can I
can see I can see it. I can't see some
Mojo really talking, and Finn Baller, I don't know if I.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Can see that.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
But that's a good one and a good one to
move on.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
To the next one.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Next up, we've.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Got I'm funny, forgot to seampunk for a second, to
these pictures Seampunk' say, do you know who I am?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Don Callous?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Him too? And Bailey, Oh Jesus Christ. Who would win
in a real life backstage brawl? Bailey? She would beat
that bald ass.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I can just picture her like grabbing the palette and
just like beating him down with a bunch of stuff
and then taking like a pie, just putting a pie
on top of his head.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Stokely half away, Oh god, boys in a rap battle.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I think Jeff Hardy. He's I think he's lyrical, lyrical,
he writes a lot of songs. He's written a lot
of songs for not only himself touring, but his entrance music.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I can think Jeff Hardy.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I've never heard Stokely really sing, so I can't judge
his lyrical prowless.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So we're gonna go Jeff, Matt Hardy mostly Jeff.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I can't picture Matt trying to wrap. That would be
quite interting.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Delete delete, Okay, who do we got for this category?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Christopher Daniels, Oh jeez. And Dean Ambrose who would.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Most likely join a cult knowingly or unknowingly Dean Ambrose
again probably no no argument here in that one lunatic
fringe for a reason.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I can just see him like, hey, we got cookies.
You got cookies? Yeah, you got chips? Ahoy, I'm in.
I get you said something as simple to get Dean.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It was a simple man sowerbn Nana, Oh swerve, Prince Nana.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And Shabata last the longest and a haunted house. Are
we talking about being scared or wrestling?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I thought, just like dark haunted house, stuck in a room,
ghost adventure.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Style, I felink, swerve and put fake blood on and
join the haunted house and fuck with people's So I can.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
See that I was real haunted house.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh like paranormal Yeah yeah, I mean he was crazy
enough to break in the hangman's house in the middle
of the night.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
So yeah, I could see that being.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Swerved, and he'd have Nana with him. I'd feel safe.
Kenny oh Magah.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
God versus start us? Who would win a street race?
Kenny Omega?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I think he's he's a gamer. Well, Ody's a gamer too,
They're both gamers. They both are really good at Mario Kart.
But I don't know. I just I think Kenny. He
he knows people in Japan. He would get his car
souped up the right way, be all fast and furious stuff.
I think Kenny Omega would come there with like Noss
under the hood supposedly, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I think Kenny, though, I'm gonna go with Kenny.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Final vote, all right, we'll allow it.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
All right. Who's the next two wrestlers up?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Jamie Hater oh God and Nigel McGinnis.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Let me spin the wheel here, Jamie Hayden. That's a
very interesting pairing. It is, oh oh bleed in a
pillow fight. I think Nigel, because I think Jamie would
just whoop his ass. I think Jamie would like wind
up them, pick him right out.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I think he'd get distracted by her assets.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I think I think, yeah, he would just be going,
oh my. I think he would try, but I think
she would just wind that thing up. And just if
you've ever seen The Hot Chick with Rob Schneider, when
he changes into Inna Faris's character and he's just whinding
up the pillow and he takes not in apharis character, sorry,
but he knocks out Ana Feris into the wall with
the Pillow.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
That's what I think would be like.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Jim mcga that was a great movie, by the way,
beside Rob Schneider, that was a great movie.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
All right, watch me be wrong on the actress.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
You're probably more right than I am because I know
it's the girl from a flight plan and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Sot him. Try again? Here first swapski of the day.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Roman Reigns before the blood Line.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
So the big Dog okay, and Gang Grel who would
go hunting for sasquatch Gang. He'd be out there banging
and bang. I'm looking for that thing, just like he
always says. So he's in the spooky shit. He's gonna
be in the paranormal. It's gonna be him. I think
Roman Ragins would send the Wise Man, but since this
(08:36):
before Bloodline, he'd probably send Sath after him. Seth go
find him for me, yes or Dean because Dean Dean
loves that kind of shit too.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
So alright, so he had two more wrestlers for me. Okay,
please be Rosemary. I would be pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Why do I keep getting the same one? That would
have been awesome?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Perfect? This is perfect? Here we go and.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Billiam Goldberg, what'sarn Star?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
In a Hallmark movie.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh, they don't do scary, so Billiam Goldberg.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Well, Goldberg has been in a Christmas movie.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It's called Santa's Slight. It's fucking terrible. So he's already
been in a really cheesy Chris movie. Yeah, I can't
see them casting Abbadon in the Hallmark Chris movie.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I would.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I can see Bill Goldberg, but I mean every Hallmark
movie is the exact same script. Anyway, someone comes out
of town, they meet their old flame, their spouse back
at home, gets left in the dust.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Merry Christmas, Hadiada snow comes down.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You know clearly, I don't make him watch Hallmark movies
with me. Christmas Mirror, they don't do.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
The cheetes perfect then, all right, so who we got now?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Vincent McMahon, who Voldemort?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
And oh my god, is that private.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Party who would last longer on a mechanical bowl?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
It's private party, private party, hands down with those moves.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Look at Mark Quinn him just like they like what
he does.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Party.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I could see them both just on there, like doing
their dance while the bull's going to Yeah, I can
see man's old ass like he sold that stunner from
some cold recently where he just like fell down into
a heap. But I mean, he deserves what he gets,
and eventually he's gonna be looking up all his wrestles
of pride.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
So let's go ahead to the next one here, say
he's going to hell.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
They just like surfing on the back of a mechanical bowl.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Okay, So who we got the next two people up?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Pare Sewn Michaels.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Oh god, this would.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Swerving Prince Nana be better at speed dating Shawn Michaels.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Because he's just a sexy boy. I don't know. Swerve's
got that charisma too, though not a Swerve.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Couldn't do it. But if you look at I was
thinking Shawn Michael's d X.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But yeah, Shawn Michaels did run through this run through
the women's locker room like a speed dating So I
think that's gonna be the I think that would be
the most sense manga.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I'm just telling the truth. All right.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
We've got Bandido nice up against two thousands.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Okay, so the game versus Bandido survive a death match
with Nick Gage.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
It's time to play the game.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That's gonna say he fought against Cactus shack a lot
and nick Gage is definitely a cactus shack elevated.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
But Bandido has wrestled in GCW.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, it's not that I don't see Bandido, you think so.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I think they both easily could handle their own. Nick Gage,
Nick Cays wasn't known for being worker. All they gotta
do is they gotta wrestle them. They you know, they
might take some licks, they might get some barbed wire,
but they'll kick the ship out of him.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's very true.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
All right, we got two more people coming out at
the bowl here, the wheel Spinner getting lower categories. We're
doing some good ones coming up.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Don Kallus, little hot Dog and Darby Allen, who would.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Be cast in the Avengers. I mean could be. But
Darby could be someone with powers. He could be the
person who feels no pain.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
He could be venom.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
He can be like he could be like a kick ass,
he just feels no pain.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I would love that. Tie, Okay, Tie, I can't pis
Yea acts like I can't pick Darby Allen. Of course
I could.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
All right, So we have two more here and this
will be a great one for it.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Trition Leader the Best Besties Team Bestie and Dean Ambrose
who would win at stand up comedy?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Dean Ambrose, Actually he didn't really talk.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I was just gonna say I saw his promos. I
think it's Trician Leader all day. I don't know if
i'd want to sit through uh Denighbor shown you stand
up comedy. Probably thinks that makes him laugh.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Only true Bill, Big Bill.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
All right, Big Bill was.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Funny, Hangman Adam page one, Mariah.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
May who would survive the UFC octagon?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Hang?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I mean, Hangman's pretty tough. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I am made with that champagne bottles, but.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
They don't have weapons, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I think Hangman's gonna take the edge.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Here because I think Man would take it. But I
don't think Mariah would back down.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I don't think she backed down. But there's a lot
of badass women against each other or who would drive
like who would make it? UFC? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Hangman? Yeah, and that's nothing else Mariah, but with his
butterfly jeans at all.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
I think Hayman's just just tough enough to he may
not win, but he at least go a couple of rounds.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
People.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
All right, we've got speaking of Big Bill, Big Bill,
all right, the Outrunners.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Who would have a better dark side of the Ring episode?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
The ou out Oh oh, the Outrunners, I mean, I
think they've been wrestling since the eighties.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I get all those stories. They've probably seen some things
we thought the plane ride from Hell is bad. They
probably know the Carnie Bookers of the eighties. They've probably
seen all.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Is it like a k fave dark side of the
Ring because like.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
It is now because I don't want to go down
four Big Bill's path.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I don't want to go down that path.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
So we're gonna say the Outrunners just keep it fun
because I don't his Big Bill's got some tragic stuff
in his life. So outside k Fabe, I think Big Bill.
But in k Fabe, we're gonna say the Outrunners here.
So we're gonna move on from that one because Emily said, but.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
We're getting down to ooh, this is my favorite. I
hope we get good ones.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Mercedes Monee and who else Roman reigns before the Bloodline.
I'm throwing him back. Mercedes Monee and this other Kenny Omega.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Who would survive a waffle House Fighter three a M
I mean, Kenyo make is gonna beating the shit everyone
but Mercedes is gonna be out in the parking lot
dancing while everything's burning down around her. So I think
keny Omega is gonna win ultimately, though.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Keny Omega wins, but Mercedes celebrates it.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I think they can't make is a guy that you
don't want to get to a barfight because he doesn't talk,
and then when he does, he's just gonna kick your
ass and go back.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
To drinking the sake.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
So true, all right, getting lower on the categories, the
lower on the wheels. So who do we got and
what's the deal like that little Carnie ship?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
All right? Who do we got?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Brett Hart and Steph the Lander and another one?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Oh, I meant one more of these use I want to
use it.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
That'd be funny if he be Billium gold Dust.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Who would make the No fly list first? I mean,
there's a whole episode about Goldberg gold I mean gold
dust being drunk on the plane and shenanigans.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Gold We're gold dust, not dustin. It's gold dust.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I think gold dust. The bizarre one.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I think Brett Hart's grumping enough that he'd pull a
male Karen in the airport that he could probably get
himself banned too, So I'm gonna make it a one
A one B gold gold Dust and Gimmick being the
bizarre one. But Brett Hart just complaining about seeing Goldberg
on the news or something and just going full Karen
at the airport. I would have made that flight too
if it wasn't fucking Bill Goldberg. He always uses this
(16:47):
full name.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Too, Billiam Aj Styles.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
It's gonna be a good one.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
And Christopher Daniels.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Who's the first person to propose to j Lo?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I think Aj Styles if he was not married ab
Aj Styles, he'd be that random person that like he's
dating a celebrity. I think it'd be AJ Styles. Yeah,
I think Christlph Dallas. He just looks like he just
looks like a dad.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
He's so low key.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Can you imagine j Lo in the phenomenal one? She
don't want none.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I guess we've got time warp happening, Diamond Dallas Page
Bag and rick o'shay.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Who would win a reality show? That would be tough?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Diamond Dallas Page Have you heard the man speak?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
I think so. I think we could win the athletic competition.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
But I think DDP has the smarts and he has
the story that every producer want to air. So I
think DDP as well.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah, I love a good reality show, and it doesn't
matter what reality show on that one.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Alright, what we got for the next one, we're down to.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
The last four. We're gonna redo the categories.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
That's all right, this would be a good little mini
episode for everyone.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Trition leader, let's pass on that one since we did them,
all right, all right, I gotta hold this. I can't
tell you this one yet.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
All right, Well, we got the category locked in, So
now we have two people here.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
We've said this one a lot too. Oh boy had
hardy boys. This's then, oh maybe not.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Who's gonna win a dance battle? He's hot, he's spicy,
it's curry Man. You know, Jeffery's just gonna do the juke,
but you know, Matt's gonna be tripping all over himself.
And jeff Party is still doing the juke while his
brother's getting beat down by curry Man said that he
retired iron He retired the same month as Christoph Daniels.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
It's so quindent, alright, So right onto the final three
categories on the wheel of Fun.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Here we've got Serpentacle, Oh yes, and Macho Man with
Miss Elizabeth.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Who would win at carry yo key.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Macho Man.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Tequila? Yeah, I think Macha Man would win. I think
he would get the crowd going like I'm afraid if
you know this song club with your hands, well I sing?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
I think I think it's Macha Man. So final two
categories here.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You've got Paul Hayman, Oh god, Big Bill.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Okay, definitely and oh are we doing another one?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
We having another one? Soa who would win a match
in a bounce house?
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Well, I ain't gonna be Paul Hayman. That poor guy's
gonna be like.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
You know, when you were a kid on trampoline, everybody
would jump and you were like curling a ball you
couldn't get up.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
That'd be Paul Hayman.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Why did you have to like repeat my trauma? Almost?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
It was called popcorn, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
It was? And I wasn't a very.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Good So who else is an episode? Paul Haman Swerve?
Who was the first person.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I don't even remember?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Now, Okay, we I'm gonna say Swerve. Then I'm gonna
say like jump off the ship. And I think Paul
Hayman's gonna be scared or Paul Haman White low blown
both of them because he liked to play Romanarenes penis
like a puppet, remember in WrestleMania, So I think it
would probably be Paul Hayman. Did you see how he
low blown in WrestleMania. He didn't just go under him.
He was like bump and he was like, hello, I'm
(20:36):
telling you. I'm just telling you what happened.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
All right. Last category, It's kind of cool to see
one spin.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
This is my favorite one that I've made. I didn't
do many of these categories, but your girls did this one.
Rick O'Shea or Hollywood Hule Cogan?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Who would imagine? I think it's Ricochet. I think that
that man is all needs beautiful. Hell Cogan's just leathery
skin and hair, hasn't shaved his head.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
We're gonna make mango this.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I'm not trying.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Alright, We're gonna do one more just on that it's
a beauty pageant. There's like twenty William Goldberg, that's who
else I pulled.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Why don't you pull two more names? I've reloaded one category.
I want two more names to wrap this up.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Stokely Hathaway all right.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
And Mick Fuley, Oh god, who would win at stand
up comedy?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
McK fuley. Yeah, Stokey is a funny fucker if he
used his real uh stories, you don't think so listen.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I love Mick, He's comical, but Stokely's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
You're right, You're right, right.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
So, I mean, I think that was a fun round
of book up and I think that's a good warm
up because we do plan on having a live episode soon.
We're gonna do our own version of Mad libs, So
I don't know what we can say copyright wise if
it's of Mad right libs of Mad, But we're gonna
be doing our wrestling version. But we're gonna need your participation,
So when you're watching the episode, please make sure you're
(22:21):
commenting some adjectives, some adverbs, any of the parts of
speech or suggestions. Let's try to make this funny. We're
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Speaker 2 (22:37):
And I just want to point out. If you dm us,
I'll send you a full thing and you can fill
out your own madlib. I'll send you it. You won't
know the rest, You'll only know the adverbs.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I just know the film basically. Yeah. I mean we
could have some nones too, who knows. So yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Definitely make sure you like, subscribe, follow, leave us a
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Speaker 2 (23:14):
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Football’s funniest family duo — Jason Kelce of the Philadelphia Eagles and Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs — team up to provide next-level access to life in the league as it unfolds. The two brothers and Super Bowl champions drop weekly insights about the weekly slate of games and share their INSIDE perspectives on trending NFL news and sports headlines. They also endlessly rag on each other as brothers do, chat the latest in pop culture and welcome some very popular and well-known friends to chat with them. Check out new episodes every Wednesday. Follow New Heights on the Wondery App, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to new episodes early and ad-free, and get exclusive content on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. And join our new membership for a unique fan experience by going to the New Heights YouTube channel now!