May 28, 2025 • 53 mins
Natty dives deep into bizarre tales including an awkward, seven-foot tall gray-skinned creature with backward knees spotted in Ohio, a spooky encounter involving four-foot-tall lizard-like beings abducting cows and humans with a UFO in Florida, and a hilarious yet gross medieval legend featuring a mythical bull spewing scorching diarrhea to ward off enemies. Guest Melissa joins the fun, sharing insights and humor on these eerie yet fascinating stories.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (01:04):
Hope see soon. All right, hold on I gotta light
this bitch up.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
For those of you who can't see the video because
you're not a part of the paranormal posse, tough shit,
you're missing out on me stage in the room.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Man, I'm so sorry. I have like so so she's
a double right now? Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
That's very sherry.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
If I was brave enough, if I did shots of vodocra,
i'd probably feel better.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh wow, okay, sorry, that was ninety I'm proof by
golly all right, welcome back. Everyone super excited with us again?
Is miss Lists from Outras out a ghost?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
She's the best. I don't even know. I was like,
I hype you up all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I'm pretty sure I talked about you at my event
that I was at. Anybody who listened to the last episode,
I took all my equipment with me. We were at
the Atomic City Paranormal Symposium. Yeah, that's what she said.
And I actually took all my equipment. I've never done
(02:25):
that before. Normally I had just take my merch, but
I took it all, set it up, I had electricity,
had it going. And those people that you heard on
last episode doing their little snippets, they were actually at
the event.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I was trying to get.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
The people that were just walking by to say hi,
but they were all too shy.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
But it was really cool.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And I want to do it again when I take
my equipment, and if anybody wants to any of my listeners,
if you.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Show up to an event, o, hey, oh we already
had a light. Oh stage apparently did not slow that
one down high. Who's here? Can you tell me your name? No?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Well, actually I had somebody hanging out with me at
the event, like so much so that somebody's, oh, it's okay, Hi,
that's so funny. We had a lady and I'm used
to just being me, right, So I'm standing there and
all of a sudden, it's only one half my body,
(03:30):
like from my toes. If you can't get through, then
you're not supposed to be here, thank you. And it
was like started in my toes and all the way
up one side, my leg, all the way up my back,
my arm, and it felt like there was a hand
like just prickles like goosebumps everywhere, right all the way
up one side, and I.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Was like moving. I was like, this is a comfort label,
Like what the hell? It felt like? It was when
a person is standing like way too close to you.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh children, Oh my gosh. We had a little boy.
Hold on, let me.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'm gonna add a name to this because I want
to see if it comes through. We had a little
boy that followed us, so I wanted to add his
name because it just said children. So I was like, oh,
so either somebody's acknowledging mine or they're there. But anyway, missless,
is there anything going on and you're not feeling the
(04:27):
greatest If you want to scoop over this, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, nothing really going on. I have cryptidfests coming up.
I forget the date. I think it's like April.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Where's that?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
And Raynham Massachusetts? Ugh, can't be closer.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You're killing me, man.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
It was really fun. Last year we had like a
bigfoot we had There was a bunch of people there
and it was the first year. So it's just gonna
be bigger this year and get bigger and bigger.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
So good.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
That's exciting. See, I really want to do ady in
a big foot conference. But but I also got invited
to something else, possibly the Mothmand Festival.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Ooh, you can check out his booty. Finally, I've heard.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That it's not as fabulous as people make it seem.
My thing is because I understand that this little booty,
But my thing is, I'm like, he didn't really have
a booty like that.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It's for the people with the mothman fetish.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh and he wasn't silver. I was like, at least
you could do it's like agent or make it black. Yeah,
to me, it is not all a depiction of what
moth bin really looks like.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
So anyway, I'm Melissa here or Liss.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Lower my voice. Sorry, Gertrude must be in the house.
She doesn't let me be in loud. But anyway, so
we're gonna do things a little different today. I know,
I keep throwing curveballs. It's every week. I'm like, we're
gonna tryst it the new. We're gonna tryst it the new. Ironically,
this window that I'm trying to.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Open will not open.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But I it's difficult. I know it's difficult. So I
went to this website. It's called Nexus news Oh my god,
nexusnewsfeed dot com. Now there's a lot of ads and stuff,
but there's a lot of encounters and stuff like that,
everything from aliens to creatures to conspiracies. There's everything giant
(06:16):
anaconda spotted at Amazon.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Let me finish that.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
What So I was just scrolling through. So there's like
all kinds of things, but they have just a whole hotchpotu.
There's ancient mysteries, climate and ecology, consciousness, human rights, family pets, health, healing, geopolitics,
food and cooking.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
So then you've got all kinds of stuff. Excuse me.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
So I actually just go on every now and then
and I just try to find some that might fit
what we talk about. Yeah, so I grabs a few here.
They look like gyms, and so I've not read them through.
Misslests doesn't even know they exists, except I threw a
couple in the message from earlier just so that I
(07:01):
could go back and find them later. And all right,
so I am going to send you some links while
we're talking about this, because some of these have drawings
and you've got to see this.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
All right, Okay, where's our little chat chat chat. We're
gonna post the first one here.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
So the first article we have her, Yes, I'm sending
it to her. It says gray skin quote unquote, Camel
Area Creature, Ohio.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Caammel Area creature, Ohio. Okay, it's in.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Our actual chat here on zoom and it what you
think I sent it to a text. It's in the
actual chat here it goes it's a hard time. Yeah,
she's having a hard time.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Thank you. I really I can't.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Do anything, all right, So I'm gonna go ahead.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And actually while I'm here, I'm gonna post these other
ones here, but just we can just click on them
whenever we're ready. But the first one, like I said,
is the gray skin something another And I just thought
that was interesting, partially because it was like cam one,
I'm going I wonder if I had he toes, I'm horrible.
I know. Go ahead, I'm like twelve years old in
(08:12):
my brain, all right. So it says it was first
scene over ten years ago, December twelfth of twenty fourteen.
That's actually pretty recent, I would like to point out.
And it says on Carmel Road, Ohio. It doesn't tell
me where, just somewhere Carmel Road. I know every city
probably has the same. One says this drawing was done
(08:32):
by an anonymous witness. The witness, sixty years old and
a retired marine, claimed to have seen what is called
the Camel Area creature. It is described as being at
least seven feet tall with gray's skin Hi Gary, maybe
his name was Gary, don't know, but seven feet tall,
gray skin, and muscular legs. The creature's knees seemed to
(08:56):
bend backwards as it ran. The witness wrote, in addition
to his description, quote, I would like to get this
information out in your area and hopes that maybe someone
else has seen it, or that their giant crossbred Ostrich
got loose or something.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Quote. This literally looks funny.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
It looks like a really fit Resido nightcrawler. Give me
it was just like training.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I was thinking, like an armless frog. But his legs
bend backwards.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
His legs bend backwards. Okay, so it's going out. That
was weird.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, So it looks like it's got a little bloated belly,
and it's like in the drawing it almost I'm gonna
have these links in the description everybody, so that way
you guys will have them too. I'm gonna go ahead,
and actually, now that I'm thinking about it, I'm gonna
don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Why the knees seem to bend backwards as it ran.
How does that not make sense to my brain? The
knees bend backwards. Don't your knees always bend backwards?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
No, when you're okay, when you're walking, your knees bend
and the point of your knee goes forward.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's like a dog. A dog's bend.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Backwards their front legs whenever they lift them up. The
point is behind them, not in front of them.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Oh so the patella is bending backwards.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
This one's going backwards. Yes, almost. Oh my gosh. When
you have those.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
People with the fake legs and the running and the marathons, yeah,
kind of like that.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Oh I can't wrap my brain around.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
But it's just think of a dog. A dog's front legs. Yeah,
it's like that.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Does that make any more sense?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
But it has no facial features, no arms, just a
point to this.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, no, kind of it's no feet, no eyes.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
But then again, it only saw a running so bourbon. No,
I have vodka, not bourbon.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Do you think that's what it was? It was going
so fast that it's teachers blurred to him that or
he saw.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It running away or at an angle if it's running,
not like directly in front of you. Oh hi, So
it's agreeing with me. Man, this thing is hopping. Okay,
Sage did not get rid of this guy. Maybe it's Gary, Hi, Gary,
is that to you? But maybe it was not going
directly in front. It was going like a forty five
degree angle away from him, so he would notice that
(11:26):
the knees are bending backwards, but he wouldn't see facial features.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
And maybe it has arms.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
It just had his arms down and it wasn't doing
this weird run with his arms down.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Weird because if you run your movie, your arms for
like momentum, and this thing just tucked him in and
kept him in.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, And it doesn't say how fast it was running.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
It didn't say where it was going. It just is
the need the creature, and it is say the creatures needs.
Seemed to bend backwards as it ran. What if it
was just like running backwards, So it really wasn't bending backwards.
It's just he was running backwards. I don't know, but
I just wanted to put it out there. And it
almost looks like he's.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Got a little butt, Like his legs don't go all
the way up to where the body.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Round is, but it almost looks like he's got a
little frog butt.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I love frog butts. They have the funniest thing. I know.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
A guy, Yes, you're probably a ghost because am I
a ghost? But yeah, a really good friend of mine
has a little frog butt and I like big cabooses.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
So yeah, if you guys have had looked up a
frog butt before I look him up, they got a.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Little froggy butt.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, I love that frog butt, not like a mothman frog,
but where they put it out of a portion.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I love that. And I love looking up baby owls sleeping.
Have you ever seen one? They sleep with their face
like flat down on the ground with their arms by
their side, like they just passed out.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I'm hey, and they're totally been there.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
You're party too hard and you're just like or you're
like long day at work and you're like, boof, I've
done that where mant's on the desk. They say, I know,
it's twenty minutes later. I'm like, oh shit, but yeah.
So that's what we have on the.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Camel Area creature.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
So it was a little shorty, but the drawing made
it worth it to me not to mention this is
a sixty year old marine.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
So in my head most of.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
The time if you are in the military, you don't
generally just.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
It puts stories out there.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
They I feel like they have a lot to lose,
or they don't want to get looked at as weird
or anything.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
So I feel like a lot of times when it's yeah,
but he did remain anonymous. I think it's one hundred
percent crap on your scale.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Oh it's crap on the scale.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I think it's crap because it's so big feet tall.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I forgot about that part.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Oh man, this ball is going bananas today.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
But one person seeing it's just.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
A frog because they have frogs that run, but they're
not seven feet tall, So.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Never mind, you think it's a frog man, a really
tall frog man.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Is it seven feet tall? Right, they're four to five feet.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I think it's crap across the board. I think the
probably was drinking or smoking the Devil's lettuce or something
and saw this. I don't know, but I think it's crap.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Seven gray frog people. I don't know. I don't make
in the devil Lettuce.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
But we need to go and we need to ask
Linea that I had on from getting high with True Crime.
She's in Canada where it's legal, so she definitely partakes
like every episode in the The Mary Jane, I want to.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Okay, my girls wants to smoke the reefer.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
You just told me he was a ghost. Now he
needs something to calm him down. Oh, I cannot believe
you're drinking straight vodka. You're insane washing it down with
the to vodka. Ough, Nope, no hair on my chest yet.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
We're good. Oh it is burned on the way down though.
All right, So that's that one. Moving on, So this
one came out two days before my fifth birthday.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Two four foot tall lizard reptile like beings use laser
beam from UFO to take a witness onto the craft
that is the title of this article. I don't think
they left a lot of wigle room there to speculate.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, time twenty hundred hours.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I wait for somebody to go, that's eight o'clock for
we get eight o'clock PM.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Correct in.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Me. Okis Florida?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah, okay, you know where that's that?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah, get shit about Florida, mistress. I don't know who
that did their bubble.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Okay, figured out how to get the second chat open.
Look at me. It only took me about five minutes.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
To see the picture I was stalling.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I this second article they were talking about is also
the description.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
The first thing you see when you open this link
is a drawing.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I just read the first line and sixth word. I
thought that that was a C instead of an S,
and then I just wiped my eye, and so I
wasn't so sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Shave craft.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I was like, what, oh, oh my gosh, okay, everybody
go check out the article because you'll understand. So we're
gonna just jump right in here. So you look at
the little picture here. We'll get back to that, I'm sure.
But it says the witness spoted day Quoe unquote classic
disc save Kraft silvery metallic in appearance about thirty five feet.
(17:05):
Oh thanks it go was satisfying, and the light went
off thirty five feet wide. I did not have time
to translate this, so I apologize. It's what ten meters
is ten and a half meters?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
We used feet. I don't know meters. I don't know
the conversion on.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
My other plight of the pawn listeners. But anyway, so
thirty five feet.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Why one quick thing in high school, but a year
they tried to change our so we didn't use fahrenheit.
We were on the Celsia scale for one year in
high school and then they just changed it all back.
They were like, forget it, We're gonna be the same
as the rest of the world. And then they just
changed their mind.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I don't remember that ever being a thing.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah, we had a whole year and then I was
so confused and just went right back.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Now when I was doing my medical classes, it goes timeless.
When I was doing my medical classes in college, we
had to convert everything into like telegrams and stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I sucked at that.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yeah, I remember what the thing is. Now we just
have Google, Yeah, thankfully. Yeah. Okay, so we have a
move quickly. Oh, I can't move too.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
I can't hear you at all.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Real cute.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Okay, no, I can hear you again.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Something muted my microphone.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Something I heard move quickly was the last thing that
I heard.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
And I wiggled and I said, wait a minute, because
I said this is weird. And I was like, hey,
because when I move quickly, I'm wearing a tank top.
For those of you not watching the thing.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
So when I moved quickly, they moved quickly, and I.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Was like, you pervert, and then my microphone got muted,
and it's over there, like it's like a foot from me.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I had to like reach over and turn it on.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Real funny anyway, silvery metallic, thirty five feet wide, and
it's surrounded with a slight green glow except for the
very bottom, which had a protruding sphere and had a
red glow. Okay, the craft moved, Oh that's funny, very quickly,
you're riad in ahead.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Moved very quickly as it hovered above a.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Cow and then lit it and sorry, whoa, And then
it lifted it up and I just got cold air
on my feet.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
And my vent is not over there. That was weird. Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I hovered above a cow and then it lifted it
up into the craft's middle hatch. At this point, the
witness became excited at what they were seeing and.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Began to shout and jump up and down. Okay, nitting
cracking the attention of the craft and its occupants.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Excited. That doesn't mean it's a bad excited that it
could have been like, yeah, but job, keep you hi
over here.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Look at that. Maybe he's yelling for somebody else.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Hey, Bob, I don't know what my Farmer's name is
Bob Farmer, bod Car. But anyway, a second later it
was over the witnesses, so there's.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
More than one witness here.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
The beam used on the cow was now on the witnesses,
as both were now paralyzed, but still were able to scream,
and they did. The light beam looked like why, oh
my goodness, like a white laser light. They could see
a thick light particle inside of it. Gary's here, Maybe
(20:31):
Gary's the creeper who was watching Boom's jiggle Hi.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Gary. Both then blacked out and awoke later.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Inside the craft, they were on two clear tables two
feet by five feet and were paralyzed from the neck down.
The room was all white and round. It had drawers
or square rectangles along every part of the walls, and
uniform in appearance, appearing to be man made, like molded
plastic h There was a window all around five inches
(21:04):
or so at the top of the ceiling, which was
plain and white.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
This is where the season white.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
The witnesses do not remember the floor, but saw two
four foot tall lizard like beings lizard slash, reptile. The
beings were colorless, one piece silverly foil, one piece suits,
flexible in appearance, with a diamond cross pattern like a
sunshield for a car. That's funny because my thing also
(21:34):
said car a second ago.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
There was a hole for their tails, which went through it.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
No shoes, ornaments, or jewelry was evident. One carried a
clipboard of sorts in its left hand, about a half
inch thick. One of the beings was very green in color,
like a tree snake, smooth and thin. The other was rougher,
darker brown, and bigger, muscle build Both were le less
than five feet tall, so they're really stressing, not five
(22:02):
feet tall.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
They're smaller.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
That's why the tables were only five feet tall.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Good point.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
This just says they were two foot by five foot white.
So you have two foot long or five foot long
two feet I'm guessing yeah. If that was me, I
think it take a little bit more gusto than that
to hold my big ass.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
But what do I know. They're made out of plastic.
It might just crumble beneath me. I don't know. We
clearly have two different types.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
We got one more paragraph here and then we can
go ahead and digest it. So the eyes had not
slits for pupils, that's weird, had not slips for pupils,
and they had a.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Quote pretty.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yellowish sorry yellow starfish pattern, and the iris was surrounded
by reddish browns. They did not communicate, either verbally or telepathically,
but the witnesses could hear them breathe at times. They
both had three foot long tails, which did not drag
on the floor.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
The heads were like typical.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Lizards, with pointed snouts, tiny teeth, and no visible hair.
As the waitness was suddenly able to move, he attempted
to become aggressive towards them. One of them swung its tail,
knocking him down. He then blacked out again, and his
next memory was being back on the ground and the
UFO and aliens were gone, so he fuck around and
(23:23):
he found out.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I love that the tails just outstretched. I'm so confused
on the not slit for pupils, the eyes.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Had the eyes had not slit for pupils, and they
had quote quote pretty yellow starfish.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
So I'm saying, this is so funny.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
It was a cat but yellow, so it's and this
is the iris was surrounded by reddish brown so I
guess the yellow fish like a star and then outlining
it maybe instead of the whites of their eyes, they
add this reddish brown with the yellow.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
In the middle. That's a star.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh that's why it didn't have slitted because they were
starfish pattern.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Oh okay, maybe so it's star eye. That's so weird.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Okay, yeah, yeah, so the eyes had did not have
slits for pupils.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
They had a yellow starfish pattern. Okay, okay, okay. And
then in the drink, but that to me a minute.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, so their tail is almost as long as they
are tall, but it's not touching the ground. I'm thinking
like when you see those cartoon dinos and kids shows.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Oh, you think it goes like up his back. I
was pictured straight out like straight back, which I thought
was so funny.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I'm thinking, like like a curve. It comes like right
above his bunghole or whatever it would be a bunghole,
and then it like it's like this, yep, I'm leave
now he's hiding.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Are you done? Leave now? He's hiding?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Not exactly all right, So there's clearly two beings. What
I find interesting is one is green like that tree snake, right,
so it's like that nice bright lime green color.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
The other one and he's smooth, right.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
The other one is rougher, darker brown and buffy like bulky.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
But then it goes into description for the eyes.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
So is it talking about the green snake or is
it talking about the brown snake? Jesus alien or is
it talking about the brown alien.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Said the eyes? So I'm assuming both of them have
it like that.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
You can just have the eyes and then the iris.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
They did not communicate verbally, so are they saying that
the eyes are the same.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
But everything else is different.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah, maybe one's a male, one's a female. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
And let me look here they feel They both had
three foot long tails which did not drag the floor.
So maybe it is ones a female, one's a male.
Maybe the female's the pretty green one with the smooth skin. Actually, no,
the females probably if we go okay, if we get
animal kingdom here, the female is probably the rougher, brown one.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yep. The guys are always the pretty ones.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah, because not very all.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Right, all right, let's go ahead and brings that here.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I was worried that we were gonna have enough, but
I think we're gonna have ample amount here.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
They sound like they're very stylish, though, collarless, one piece
silvery foil, one piece suit.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
So it's this sailor, is it?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh my gosh, maybe it did come back with me.
We talked to a sailor. The thing I went to
is right next to a port, uh huh, and something
we talked.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
To for a long time was on there.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Maybe he talked her for ten minutes. These I'm assuming
two witnesses. It just says the witnesses, but then it
says two five by two foot tables, so I'm assuming
two witnesses. So they're just mining their own bees wax.
But all of a sudden there's this disk. But the
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disc is not a normal disc. It's obviously silver metallic,
but underneath it are green lights and it has I'm thinking,
so you see the typical disc with the little bubble
on the top, right, but this has green lights on
the bottom and a protruding sphere with a red glow.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Yeah, it says except for the very bottom, which had
the sphere, the protruding sphere, So I think that sphere
is what opens up that sucked the cow up before
they did their cheer, and they got sucked up themselves.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
And I'm just like, it's like pune cow and then
it's okay. And so there's this beam that comes down
they said, it's like a white beam and just sucks
up this cow.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
And you're sitting there going holy shit, look at that is.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
You're like, ah shit, they're looking at us, right, So
then it flies over to them. The same beam comes
down on them. But it said something about it wasn't
just a light. It is that it looks like a
white laser light. They could see some see thick light
particles in it. So you have a light mixed in
with this like floating stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
That's probably like a paralytic or something.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah, said.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
After that they couldn't move, so maybe it's And then
when they went and stop yelling, they up the dose
astro pixie dust.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Then boom, they get knocked out. Next thing you know,
they're inside on these clear tables. Now, when I had
my thing, I was on a Actually I didn't remember
seeing it. Actually I assumed it was metal, but could
have been clear, I guess.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
But they're in This is very detail for me as
the short So it's all right, how did they see it?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
If they're laying on the table, which they most likely
covered most of the table how do you get your
maybe you sorry a glimpse of it if you look
to the left, say they're strapped down, Oh yeah, because
they're necked out.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
So what I thought was interesting is all these slots
inside of this room. So what I'm picturing is like
a mausoleum. You have all these rectangle drawers. It's white
like a marble, like a beautiful marble mausoleum.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
But what am I keeping in there?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
That's the point?
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Just but where's the cow?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
That's the other point, because notice it's boomed. They're back.
Let me see here.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I don't think it mentioned the cow being back. Swang
knocked his ass out with the tail blacked out. Next
memories being back on the ground and the UFO and
aliens were gone.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
It doesn't mention the cow coming back, So what do they.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Do with the cow?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
It also doesn't mention the other witness.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
He was back on the ground and they were UFO
and aliens were gone. Huh so did they stay on
the craft?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I don't know. This doesn't have enough information.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
And to the one I'm seeing.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Here, I can't determine whether or not this is a
depiction of the green or the brown one.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, they both look the same both the pictures.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I think the picture is just a The top picture
is just a crop of the bottom picture.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
That's why.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yeah, and their eyes are way different than how they
described it in the picture too.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Exactly, so the picture looks like slotted eyes.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
The other one said starfish, but this one doesn't look
it has texture to it.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
So maybe it's the brown one and maybe the green
one was the one that had the star as fuck.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
But anyways, this guy around and bound out and got
smammered with the tail because he was trying to kick ass.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
I don't even know how, because he said he was paralyzed.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
But then it says as the witness was suddenly able
to move, he attempted to become aggressive towards them. Oh
so it looks like that maybe the.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Dust from the laser beam more off.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Yeah, this is like way not enough information, and Florida
has some crazy people, So I'm you don't get this.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Much detail in a craft or the laser beam or
the creatures or so this is actually I thought a
lot of information.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Well, oh my good, I just feel like you said
you'd talk about the other person with you, and.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
It doesn't say the relation either I'm assuming probably like
a family member. Right. Can you imagine if two guys
just out on the porch drink of beer one night
and they're like, no, cow, bring it back.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
I that was weird. It looked like it was man
made plastic that they were on.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
I don't know. I'm not buying it.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I don't know how I feel about it. I had
some weird stuff happened, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I feel like you'd have more information if it was true.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
It has Okay, so let's see here parah. So they
were only paralyzed in the neck down. That's why they
could move their head yep, because I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
And that makes sense. On not being able to see
the ground, but yeah, I see the table, but maybe
you were.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Well then two depending on I don't know if you
could know if it's two feet where your head's at,
you got too much on each side, you wouldn't be
able to see the floor. Yeah, and if it's all
white and there's any lights, you're probably like, holy shit.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
But it did say they made out.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
It says drawers or square shaped rectangles along every part
of the walls, or an appearance appearing to Oh, so
the plastic, the molded plastic.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Were the doors the drawers or whatever, not the tables. Okay,
so you think that.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
The cow was in one of the drawers and I like.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Mortuary, yeah, because it doesn't it'sn't saying a mausoleum, and
it doesn't say how big the doors were. There were
there was a window all around five inches or so.
At the top, scream, that's funny. My dog was just
barking really loud, like high pitched. It goes scream because
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I think he asked me if I want it.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
It's weird, and this guy seemed like he was gonna
be a problem. So they returned to one of them
and kept the other one and.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
The cow because the one that got shitty and tried
to kick its ass, he was like, oh I am yeah,
take that, And that's the only thing I could think of.
But anyway, so that's that one that's kind of interesting.
The time of this article meets the Benacon Banacon, Medieval
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Europe's explosive diarrhea spraying mythical beast.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, that's the title that makes it. At the top
of this so there's a picture looks like a very
old tapestry type photo. With this beast, it looks almost
like a shamed, like a calf, almost like my dog.
It looks like a picture of my dog.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
With horns and cow ears and hoofs.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
But he doesn't look like he's enjoying what's coming out
of him. He looks like embarrassed or.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
The one guy's got a shield up, like protecting himself
from like the diarrhea. These medieval illustration purposely perfectly capture
the hilariously stre powers of the bonacon.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Your Bonacona, I don't know, a.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Mythical being from European folklore that sprays explosive diarrhea onto
its victims. When threatened, it expels a stream of caustic.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Dung h okay dung that can scorch anything it touches, allowing.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Its hot cape's hot groats acids.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
So medieval bchiaries such as the oh gosh Aberdeen Bchieri
describe the babycon or bonacon as having it the head
and body of a bull with a maded neck of
a horse. Its horns are convoluted and curl back on themselves,
(35:58):
making it useless as weapons.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
This poor cow, oh my gosh, look at that.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
The theory's cows. We got two cows in a row.
I don't think the first we could have been a
cow though. Anyway, So this is super short. We have
a more paragraph here. If the picture says it all though, go.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Check it out.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
The bonocon's poop, however, is anything but harmless. From the
public domain review quote. According to Pliny the Elder, the
excreement voided the animal's body with such explosive force that
it could hit targets more than a football.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Pitch away, damn, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Contact with its dung was said to burn like a
kind of fire, scorching hunting dogs and anyone.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Not equipped with protective gear. Parentheses.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
There is some uncertainty whether the weapon was liquid or gaseous,
superheated or acidic.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Ah okay, Pliny man, okay, so let me.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
I want to go back up here.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Let's see here just a description, all right, all right,
head and body of a bull.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Okay, I could see that with a mailed neck like
a horse.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
So not.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Young male lion Maine.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
It's got like full on hair, even though this picture
does not look like it does. Then it's horns curl
back on itself, So I think the picture doesn't do
it justice. What I'm picturing is like a ram, almost
not sideways, so the picture makes it look sideways. But
then again, the work of a two dimensional and it's
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old timey, so.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
They probably were trying to find a way to depict it.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
I'm picturing like it rolls forward and rolls around on itself.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
It doesn't really say which direction, but it does seem
more possible.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
So if they went to the sides, okay, even I
guess the picture could work if it was rolling in
and around in a spiral. So I guess whatever direction,
I'm just picturing them going back because that's the way.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Most things are in nature.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Yeah, but I'm.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Saying this thing can diarrhea acid from a football field away.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
That's a long disneys.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
I love that the Public Domain Review got involved and
they said Fliny the Elder on the case.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Pliny the elder. Look at her name, because me, I'm Natasha.
This is missless.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Okay, whether it was liquid or gaseous super both.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Maybe it's like for like putrid acid, because acid smells
too right, what it's just belly acid?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
The poor thing he needs to eat?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
What what if it's like a scot Oh, it's like
a hyper skunk in colform because they shoot out liquid
that stinks.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Right, Also, it's just dung liquid.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Maybe they just call it dung because it comes out
of it. But oh, don't dogs like spray stuff out
of there?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Let they have an anal gland, Oh.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Dog anal gland.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Yeah, I've seen that on like movies when people have
to go in and release it secretion. The dog anal
glass secretions naturally produce oily substance with a strong odor,
primarily used to the scent to mark territory.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
How far my story is so screwed.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
About all the territory?
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Now it says it can spray it Now a dog
only goes one inch from the bahole, and it's typically
a size of a per small grape.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
All right, so.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
I'm thinking hypery Okay, either super skunk or a dog
can still shoot out. But a dog is pretty small.
It doesn't say how big this thing is. This is
the body of a bull. The bull is pretty big.
A football fields pretty far though. How far can a
skunk spray? How far can a yunk spray?
Speaker 2 (40:27):
I love the smell of skunk. I'm so weird.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
So a skunk spray up to fifteen feet and they're tiny,
So I'm thinking hyper skunk because if a little tiny
skunk can spray fifteen feet akaa, like five meters, I
just love top of my head. Then if you have
something ten times of size, that's ten times the distance
(40:52):
in theory, right there, at least ten times of size.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
I wish they were sady feet, which they said, what
kind of protective gear shielded?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Maybe that's why the gun goodness, Maybe that's where the
guy had a shield.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
It would still spray your feet and stuff if it, like.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
I know, but if you maybe they had like certain
special metal. Okay, okay, if because I'm pretty sure a
bull is more than ten times a skunk size, it's
probably closer to what twenty thirty times a skunk. It
did take at least fifteen skunks, right yeah, all right, A.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Football field is and it does say that.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
I'm assuming when they say football throw they mean long
ways like hot dog style, not hamburger the short ways.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Okay, though, when we were in school.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
They used to teachers had a fold and they would
tell you fold hot dog which is long ways in half,
or hamburger, which was a short.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Way and half, all right, So like a hot dog
bun or a hamburger bun for those of you on
the video, you guys can watch that.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
A now three hundred and sixty feet long and one
hundred and sixty feet wide. So if this thing is
twenty times the size of a skunk, this actually tracks.
Praise thank you for me knowing that looking up and
converting it. So in theory, if a cow just so
(42:30):
happened to have the skunk ability, it.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Could shoot that far in theory.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
I was just reading on Wikipedia on him too. It
says that he can discharge fumes from the excreetment of
its belly over a distance of three acres, the heat
of which sets fire to anything it touches.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Oh my gosh, what if this is all right? Oh
my god, so just like they have. I'm not gonna
say it.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
The thunderbird, Yeah you better not. I know where this
is gonna go to, California.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yep, shouldack out the merchant. Get ready to post this
on my merch site.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
Now, a thunderbird was used to explain thunderstorms.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Oh is this drink? Okay?
Speaker 3 (43:28):
To explain explosive diprhea?
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Is no wildfires.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Okay, so now this is European, So if they had wildfires,
that would explain. It's the spontaneous fire that takes like acres, right,
that would make sense. We got to figure out something
was this beast. But that's just it on a normal basis. Now,
(43:55):
hold on, I was going, oh, and I don't know
if they have any geysers or natural spree. Sometimes it'll
smell like sulfur. Yep, so maybe they're like, oh man,
one of the.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Quit turning off. My mic.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
I saw it. I literally looked over and I saw
the mew button turn itself on your a butthole. So anyway,
what if it's there's a smell from something underground that's
a natural gas or something, and it just smells like sulfur,
(44:35):
and that's what they're.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Putting with it. They're trying to explain it so that
all they have is this cow. Oh my gosh, what
if this poor defense?
Speaker 3 (44:46):
This little cow?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Oh I see it agrees with me. What is this
poor defense? This little cow is.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Out in the woods or whatever the field min is
own beeswax causing problems. Yes, we're on the video, thank you.
So this goes off as goes video. Yep, we can
see it, thank you, and it smells it or it
sees the fire and it's.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Running away, and.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Like they see this thing running away from the fire
or stinky whatever, and they just think that blamers, the flamer.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Shit ruck.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
It must have been that bull coming out of there.
It shot acid right out its asshole. It's an acid hole.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Bah, have another drink.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
The other pictures of him and on beebe Slinds found
in medieval book. And she seems to think that it
was like one of the first attempts of like humor
in writing.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Oh, it's not even legit.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Yeah, and the professor said, quote a gold leaf shower
of manure going on the backside at high speed, propelled
as the Latin will tell you. So now we have
been amazing flatulence, and the nights are overcome with the
amazing flatulence. And the humor is supposed to be in
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their faces, like what their faces looked like. That was
supposed to be like comedy for them.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Actually, I can see that. I can see that.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
I'm not sure why the tree behind him isn't wilted.
The blamers, the flamers, the sprayers, the flame, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Me.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
I can totally see that being comedic. For back then
things weren't too graphic. It's got a little green spray
come in this little boe hole.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
The poor guy has green legs too, though. Does that
mean his legs are old covered for.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, but then the trees green too. Maybe he's just
got green legings.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Maybe they only had a green prey on that.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Because it does so they're not worrying.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
It doesn't look like they're wearing shoes, but it does
have a little line like he's wearing pants.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Maybe it's Robin Hood men in tights. Possibly, But I
just think it's funny that he's got to say.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
And if this thing can shoot a football field and
it is that close to this guy, it's probably blowing
them back three or five feet like a fire hose.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
It's like fog of the eternal stench. Even if you
not hit with it, it must like oh noxious yet.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
But yes, that's the third one I have here, So
that's what we have.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
We have seven foot tall gray skin something another with
legs bending backwards. There wasn't a whole lot of detail,
but the picture is worth a thousand words, so go
check it out. It's gonna be like I said in
the LEAs there we have two four foot tall aliens
swooping up cows and unsuspected people. And if you get apparently,
if you get nabbed by some aliens with tails, don't
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fuck around or you will find out, you.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Know what, Maybe he made out because he got out.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Oh good point. Okay, maybe fuck them up and then
find out pick you're poison. Is it worth the risk
because we don't know.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Maybe they're feeding that guy bond bonds and he's living
it up.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Maybe he's just they're just having up there.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
He's sexing it up with every female alien up there,
repopulating their species.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
He's getting some tails, you way, Okay, I.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Was just going, oh wait, they probably lay eggs. Maybe not. Yeah,
alien life doesn't mean it's gotta be like it is here.
Who knows. But then we have the poos spray.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
And acid fire wielding bunghole of the Bonacon.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
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Speaker 1 (48:44):
All of them have drawings that are not photographed, They
are not AI generated, they are drawings, So go check
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Melissa Segue queen over here at outro setic ghosts. She
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Speaker 2 (01:04):
Hope see soon. All right, hold on I gotta light
this bitch up.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
For those of you who can't see the video because
you're not a part of the paranormal posse, tough shit,
you're missing out on me stage in the room.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Man, I'm so sorry. I have like so so she's
a double right now? Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
That's very sherry.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
If I was brave enough, if I did shots of vodocra,
i'd probably feel better.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh wow, okay, sorry, that was ninety I'm proof by
golly all right, welcome back. Everyone super excited with us again?
Is miss Lists from Outras out a ghost?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
She's the best. I don't even know. I was like,
I hype you up all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I'm pretty sure I talked about you at my event
that I was at. Anybody who listened to the last episode,
I took all my equipment with me. We were at
the Atomic City Paranormal Symposium. Yeah, that's what she said.
And I actually took all my equipment. I've never done
(02:25):
that before. Normally I had just take my merch, but
I took it all, set it up, I had electricity,
had it going. And those people that you heard on
last episode doing their little snippets, they were actually at
the event.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I was trying to get.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
The people that were just walking by to say hi,
but they were all too shy.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
But it was really cool.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And I want to do it again when I take
my equipment, and if anybody wants to any of my listeners,
if you.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Show up to an event, o, hey, oh we already
had a light. Oh stage apparently did not slow that
one down high. Who's here? Can you tell me your name? No?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Well, actually I had somebody hanging out with me at
the event, like so much so that somebody's, oh, it's okay, Hi,
that's so funny. We had a lady and I'm used
to just being me, right, So I'm standing there and
all of a sudden, it's only one half my body,
(03:30):
like from my toes. If you can't get through, then
you're not supposed to be here, thank you. And it
was like started in my toes and all the way
up one side, my leg, all the way up my back,
my arm, and it felt like there was a hand
like just prickles like goosebumps everywhere, right all the way
up one side, and I.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Was like moving. I was like, this is a comfort label,
Like what the hell? It felt like? It was when
a person is standing like way too close to you.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh children, Oh my gosh. We had a little boy.
Hold on, let me.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'm gonna add a name to this because I want
to see if it comes through. We had a little
boy that followed us, so I wanted to add his
name because it just said children. So I was like, oh,
so either somebody's acknowledging mine or they're there. But anyway, missless,
is there anything going on and you're not feeling the
(04:27):
greatest If you want to scoop over this, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, nothing really going on. I have cryptidfests coming up.
I forget the date. I think it's like April.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Where's that?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
And Raynham Massachusetts? Ugh, can't be closer.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You're killing me, man.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
It was really fun. Last year we had like a
bigfoot we had There was a bunch of people there
and it was the first year. So it's just gonna
be bigger this year and get bigger and bigger.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
So good.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
That's exciting. See, I really want to do ady in
a big foot conference. But but I also got invited
to something else, possibly the Mothmand Festival.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Ooh, you can check out his booty. Finally, I've heard.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That it's not as fabulous as people make it seem.
My thing is because I understand that this little booty,
But my thing is, I'm like, he didn't really have
a booty like that.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It's for the people with the mothman fetish.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh and he wasn't silver. I was like, at least
you could do it's like agent or make it black. Yeah,
to me, it is not all a depiction of what
moth bin really looks like.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
So anyway, I'm Melissa here or Liss.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Lower my voice. Sorry, Gertrude must be in the house.
She doesn't let me be in loud. But anyway, so
we're gonna do things a little different today. I know,
I keep throwing curveballs. It's every week. I'm like, we're
gonna tryst it the new. We're gonna tryst it the new. Ironically,
this window that I'm trying to.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Open will not open.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But I it's difficult. I know it's difficult. So I
went to this website. It's called Nexus news Oh my god,
nexusnewsfeed dot com. Now there's a lot of ads and stuff,
but there's a lot of encounters and stuff like that,
everything from aliens to creatures to conspiracies. There's everything giant
(06:16):
anaconda spotted at Amazon.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Let me finish that.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
What So I was just scrolling through. So there's like
all kinds of things, but they have just a whole hotchpotu.
There's ancient mysteries, climate and ecology, consciousness, human rights, family pets, health, healing, geopolitics,
food and cooking.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
So then you've got all kinds of stuff. Excuse me.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
So I actually just go on every now and then
and I just try to find some that might fit
what we talk about. Yeah, so I grabs a few here.
They look like gyms, and so I've not read them through.
Misslests doesn't even know they exists, except I threw a
couple in the message from earlier just so that I
(07:01):
could go back and find them later. And all right,
so I am going to send you some links while
we're talking about this, because some of these have drawings
and you've got to see this.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
All right, Okay, where's our little chat chat chat. We're
gonna post the first one here.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
So the first article we have her, Yes, I'm sending
it to her. It says gray skin quote unquote, Camel
Area Creature, Ohio.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Caammel Area creature, Ohio. Okay, it's in.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Our actual chat here on zoom and it what you
think I sent it to a text. It's in the
actual chat here it goes it's a hard time. Yeah,
she's having a hard time.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Thank you. I really I can't.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Do anything, all right, So I'm gonna go ahead.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And actually while I'm here, I'm gonna post these other
ones here, but just we can just click on them
whenever we're ready. But the first one, like I said,
is the gray skin something another And I just thought
that was interesting, partially because it was like cam one,
I'm going I wonder if I had he toes, I'm horrible.
I know. Go ahead, I'm like twelve years old in
(08:12):
my brain, all right. So it says it was first
scene over ten years ago, December twelfth of twenty fourteen.
That's actually pretty recent, I would like to point out.
And it says on Carmel Road, Ohio. It doesn't tell
me where, just somewhere Carmel Road. I know every city
probably has the same. One says this drawing was done
(08:32):
by an anonymous witness. The witness, sixty years old and
a retired marine, claimed to have seen what is called
the Camel Area creature. It is described as being at
least seven feet tall with gray's skin Hi Gary, maybe
his name was Gary, don't know, but seven feet tall,
gray skin, and muscular legs. The creature's knees seemed to
(08:56):
bend backwards as it ran. The witness wrote, in addition
to his description, quote, I would like to get this
information out in your area and hopes that maybe someone
else has seen it, or that their giant crossbred Ostrich
got loose or something.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Quote. This literally looks funny.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
It looks like a really fit Resido nightcrawler. Give me
it was just like training.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I was thinking, like an armless frog. But his legs
bend backwards.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
His legs bend backwards. Okay, so it's going out. That
was weird.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, So it looks like it's got a little bloated belly,
and it's like in the drawing it almost I'm gonna
have these links in the description everybody, so that way
you guys will have them too. I'm gonna go ahead,
and actually, now that I'm thinking about it, I'm gonna
don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Why the knees seem to bend backwards as it ran.
How does that not make sense to my brain? The
knees bend backwards. Don't your knees always bend backwards?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
No, when you're okay, when you're walking, your knees bend
and the point of your knee goes forward.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's like a dog. A dog's bend.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Backwards their front legs whenever they lift them up. The
point is behind them, not in front of them.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Oh so the patella is bending backwards.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
This one's going backwards. Yes, almost. Oh my gosh. When
you have those.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
People with the fake legs and the running and the marathons, yeah,
kind of like that.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Oh I can't wrap my brain around.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
But it's just think of a dog. A dog's front legs. Yeah,
it's like that.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Does that make any more sense?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
But it has no facial features, no arms, just a
point to this.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, no, kind of it's no feet, no eyes.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
But then again, it only saw a running so bourbon. No,
I have vodka, not bourbon.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Do you think that's what it was? It was going
so fast that it's teachers blurred to him that or
he saw.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It running away or at an angle if it's running,
not like directly in front of you. Oh hi, So
it's agreeing with me. Man, this thing is hopping. Okay,
Sage did not get rid of this guy. Maybe it's Gary, Hi, Gary,
is that to you? But maybe it was not going
directly in front. It was going like a forty five
degree angle away from him, so he would notice that
(11:26):
the knees are bending backwards, but he wouldn't see facial features.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
And maybe it has arms.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
It just had his arms down and it wasn't doing
this weird run with his arms down.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Weird because if you run your movie, your arms for
like momentum, and this thing just tucked him in and
kept him in.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, And it doesn't say how fast it was running.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
It didn't say where it was going. It just is
the need the creature, and it is say the creatures needs.
Seemed to bend backwards as it ran. What if it
was just like running backwards, So it really wasn't bending backwards.
It's just he was running backwards. I don't know, but
I just wanted to put it out there. And it
almost looks like he's.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Got a little butt, Like his legs don't go all
the way up to where the body.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Round is, but it almost looks like he's got a
little frog butt.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I love frog butts. They have the funniest thing. I know.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
A guy, Yes, you're probably a ghost because am I
a ghost? But yeah, a really good friend of mine
has a little frog butt and I like big cabooses.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
So yeah, if you guys have had looked up a
frog butt before I look him up, they got a.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Little froggy butt.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, I love that frog butt, not like a mothman frog,
but where they put it out of a portion.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I love that. And I love looking up baby owls sleeping.
Have you ever seen one? They sleep with their face
like flat down on the ground with their arms by
their side, like they just passed out.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I'm hey, and they're totally been there.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
You're party too hard and you're just like or you're
like long day at work and you're like, boof, I've
done that where mant's on the desk. They say, I know,
it's twenty minutes later. I'm like, oh shit, but yeah.
So that's what we have on the.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Camel Area creature.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
So it was a little shorty, but the drawing made
it worth it to me not to mention this is
a sixty year old marine.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
So in my head most of.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
The time if you are in the military, you don't
generally just.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
It puts stories out there.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
They I feel like they have a lot to lose,
or they don't want to get looked at as weird
or anything.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
So I feel like a lot of times when it's yeah,
but he did remain anonymous. I think it's one hundred
percent crap on your scale.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Oh it's crap on the scale.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I think it's crap because it's so big feet tall.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I forgot about that part.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Oh man, this ball is going bananas today.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
But one person seeing it's just.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
A frog because they have frogs that run, but they're
not seven feet tall, So.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Never mind, you think it's a frog man, a really
tall frog man.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Is it seven feet tall? Right, they're four to five feet.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I think it's crap across the board. I think the
probably was drinking or smoking the Devil's lettuce or something
and saw this. I don't know, but I think it's crap.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Seven gray frog people. I don't know. I don't make
in the devil Lettuce.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
But we need to go and we need to ask
Linea that I had on from getting high with True Crime.
She's in Canada where it's legal, so she definitely partakes
like every episode in the The Mary Jane, I want to.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Okay, my girls wants to smoke the reefer.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
You just told me he was a ghost. Now he
needs something to calm him down. Oh, I cannot believe
you're drinking straight vodka. You're insane washing it down with
the to vodka. Ough, Nope, no hair on my chest yet.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
We're good. Oh it is burned on the way down though.
All right, So that's that one. Moving on, So this
one came out two days before my fifth birthday.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Two four foot tall lizard reptile like beings use laser
beam from UFO to take a witness onto the craft
that is the title of this article. I don't think
they left a lot of wigle room there to speculate.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, time twenty hundred hours.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I wait for somebody to go, that's eight o'clock for
we get eight o'clock PM.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Correct in.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Me. Okis Florida?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah, okay, you know where that's that?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah, get shit about Florida, mistress. I don't know who
that did their bubble.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Okay, figured out how to get the second chat open.
Look at me. It only took me about five minutes.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
To see the picture I was stalling.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I this second article they were talking about is also
the description.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
The first thing you see when you open this link
is a drawing.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I just read the first line and sixth word. I
thought that that was a C instead of an S,
and then I just wiped my eye, and so I
wasn't so sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Shave craft.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I was like, what, oh, oh my gosh, okay, everybody
go check out the article because you'll understand. So we're
gonna just jump right in here. So you look at
the little picture here. We'll get back to that, I'm sure.
But it says the witness spoted day Quoe unquote classic
disc save Kraft silvery metallic in appearance about thirty five feet.
(17:05):
Oh thanks it go was satisfying, and the light went
off thirty five feet wide. I did not have time
to translate this, so I apologize. It's what ten meters
is ten and a half meters?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
We used feet. I don't know meters. I don't know
the conversion on.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
My other plight of the pawn listeners. But anyway, so
thirty five feet.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Why one quick thing in high school, but a year
they tried to change our so we didn't use fahrenheit.
We were on the Celsia scale for one year in
high school and then they just changed it all back.
They were like, forget it, We're gonna be the same
as the rest of the world. And then they just
changed their mind.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I don't remember that ever being a thing.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah, we had a whole year and then I was
so confused and just went right back.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Now when I was doing my medical classes, it goes timeless.
When I was doing my medical classes in college, we
had to convert everything into like telegrams and stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I sucked at that.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yeah, I remember what the thing is. Now we just
have Google, Yeah, thankfully. Yeah. Okay, so we have a
move quickly. Oh, I can't move too.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
I can't hear you at all.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Real cute.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Okay, no, I can hear you again.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Something muted my microphone.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Something I heard move quickly was the last thing that
I heard.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
And I wiggled and I said, wait a minute, because
I said this is weird. And I was like, hey,
because when I move quickly, I'm wearing a tank top.
For those of you not watching the thing.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
So when I moved quickly, they moved quickly, and I.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Was like, you pervert, and then my microphone got muted,
and it's over there, like it's like a foot from me.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I had to like reach over and turn it on.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Real funny anyway, silvery metallic, thirty five feet wide, and
it's surrounded with a slight green glow except for the
very bottom, which had a protruding sphere and had a
red glow. Okay, the craft moved, Oh that's funny, very quickly,
you're riad in ahead.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Moved very quickly as it hovered above a.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Cow and then lit it and sorry, whoa, And then
it lifted it up and I just got cold air
on my feet.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
And my vent is not over there. That was weird. Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I hovered above a cow and then it lifted it
up into the craft's middle hatch. At this point, the
witness became excited at what they were seeing and.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Began to shout and jump up and down. Okay, nitting
cracking the attention of the craft and its occupants.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Excited. That doesn't mean it's a bad excited that it
could have been like, yeah, but job, keep you hi
over here.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Look at that. Maybe he's yelling for somebody else.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Hey, Bob, I don't know what my Farmer's name is
Bob Farmer, bod Car. But anyway, a second later it
was over the witnesses, so there's.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
More than one witness here.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
The beam used on the cow was now on the witnesses,
as both were now paralyzed, but still were able to scream,
and they did. The light beam looked like why, oh
my goodness, like a white laser light. They could see
a thick light particle inside of it. Gary's here, Maybe
(20:31):
Gary's the creeper who was watching Boom's jiggle Hi.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Gary. Both then blacked out and awoke later.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Inside the craft, they were on two clear tables two
feet by five feet and were paralyzed from the neck down.
The room was all white and round. It had drawers
or square rectangles along every part of the walls, and
uniform in appearance, appearing to be man made, like molded
plastic h There was a window all around five inches
(21:04):
or so at the top of the ceiling, which was
plain and white.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
This is where the season white.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
The witnesses do not remember the floor, but saw two
four foot tall lizard like beings lizard slash, reptile. The
beings were colorless, one piece silverly foil, one piece suits,
flexible in appearance, with a diamond cross pattern like a
sunshield for a car. That's funny because my thing also
(21:34):
said car a second ago.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
There was a hole for their tails, which went through it.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
No shoes, ornaments, or jewelry was evident. One carried a
clipboard of sorts in its left hand, about a half
inch thick. One of the beings was very green in color,
like a tree snake, smooth and thin. The other was rougher,
darker brown, and bigger, muscle build Both were le less
than five feet tall, so they're really stressing, not five
(22:02):
feet tall.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
They're smaller.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
That's why the tables were only five feet tall.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Good point.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
This just says they were two foot by five foot white.
So you have two foot long or five foot long
two feet I'm guessing yeah. If that was me, I
think it take a little bit more gusto than that
to hold my big ass.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
But what do I know. They're made out of plastic.
It might just crumble beneath me. I don't know. We
clearly have two different types.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
We got one more paragraph here and then we can
go ahead and digest it. So the eyes had not
slits for pupils, that's weird, had not slips for pupils,
and they had a.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Quote pretty.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yellowish sorry yellow starfish pattern, and the iris was surrounded
by reddish browns. They did not communicate, either verbally or telepathically,
but the witnesses could hear them breathe at times. They
both had three foot long tails, which did not drag
on the floor.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
The heads were like typical.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Lizards, with pointed snouts, tiny teeth, and no visible hair.
As the waitness was suddenly able to move, he attempted
to become aggressive towards them. One of them swung its tail,
knocking him down. He then blacked out again, and his
next memory was being back on the ground and the
UFO and aliens were gone, so he fuck around and
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he found out.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I love that the tails just outstretched. I'm so confused
on the not slit for pupils, the eyes.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Had the eyes had not slit for pupils, and they
had quote quote pretty yellow starfish.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
So I'm saying, this is so funny.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
It was a cat but yellow, so it's and this
is the iris was surrounded by reddish brown so I
guess the yellow fish like a star and then outlining
it maybe instead of the whites of their eyes, they
add this reddish brown with the yellow.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
In the middle. That's a star.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh that's why it didn't have slitted because they were
starfish pattern.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Oh okay, maybe so it's star eye. That's so weird.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Okay, yeah, yeah, so the eyes had did not have
slits for pupils.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
They had a yellow starfish pattern. Okay, okay, okay. And
then in the drink, but that to me a minute.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, so their tail is almost as long as they
are tall, but it's not touching the ground. I'm thinking
like when you see those cartoon dinos and kids shows.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Oh, you think it goes like up his back. I
was pictured straight out like straight back, which I thought
was so funny.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I'm thinking, like like a curve. It comes like right
above his bunghole or whatever it would be a bunghole,
and then it like it's like this, yep, I'm leave
now he's hiding.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Are you done? Leave now? He's hiding?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Not exactly all right, So there's clearly two beings. What
I find interesting is one is green like that tree snake, right,
so it's like that nice bright lime green color.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
The other one and he's smooth, right.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
The other one is rougher, darker brown and buffy like bulky.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
But then it goes into description for the eyes.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
So is it talking about the green snake or is
it talking about the brown snake? Jesus alien or is
it talking about the brown alien.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Said the eyes? So I'm assuming both of them have
it like that.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
You can just have the eyes and then the iris.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
They did not communicate verbally, so are they saying that
the eyes are the same.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
But everything else is different.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah, maybe one's a male, one's a female. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
And let me look here they feel They both had
three foot long tails which did not drag the floor.
So maybe it is ones a female, one's a male.
Maybe the female's the pretty green one with the smooth skin. Actually, no,
the females probably if we go okay, if we get
animal kingdom here, the female is probably the rougher, brown one.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yep. The guys are always the pretty ones.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah, because not very all.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Right, all right, let's go ahead and brings that here.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I was worried that we were gonna have enough, but
I think we're gonna have ample amount here.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
They sound like they're very stylish, though, collarless, one piece
silvery foil, one piece suit.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
So it's this sailor, is it?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh my gosh, maybe it did come back with me.
We talked to a sailor. The thing I went to
is right next to a port, uh huh, and something
we talked.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
To for a long time was on there.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Maybe he talked her for ten minutes. These I'm assuming
two witnesses. It just says the witnesses, but then it
says two five by two foot tables, so I'm assuming
two witnesses. So they're just mining their own bees wax.
But all of a sudden there's this disk. But the
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disc is not a normal disc. It's obviously silver metallic,
but underneath it are green lights and it has I'm thinking,
so you see the typical disc with the little bubble
on the top, right, but this has green lights on
the bottom and a protruding sphere with a red glow.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Yeah, it says except for the very bottom, which had
the sphere, the protruding sphere, So I think that sphere
is what opens up that sucked the cow up before
they did their cheer, and they got sucked up themselves.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
And I'm just like, it's like pune cow and then
it's okay. And so there's this beam that comes down
they said, it's like a white beam and just sucks
up this cow.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
And you're sitting there going holy shit, look at that is.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
You're like, ah shit, they're looking at us, right, So
then it flies over to them. The same beam comes
down on them. But it said something about it wasn't
just a light. It is that it looks like a
white laser light. They could see some see thick light
particles in it. So you have a light mixed in
with this like floating stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
That's probably like a paralytic or something.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah, said.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
After that they couldn't move, so maybe it's And then
when they went and stop yelling, they up the dose
astro pixie dust.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Then boom, they get knocked out. Next thing you know,
they're inside on these clear tables. Now, when I had
my thing, I was on a Actually I didn't remember
seeing it. Actually I assumed it was metal, but could
have been clear, I guess.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
But they're in This is very detail for me as
the short So it's all right, how did they see it?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
If they're laying on the table, which they most likely
covered most of the table how do you get your
maybe you sorry a glimpse of it if you look
to the left, say they're strapped down, Oh yeah, because
they're necked out.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
So what I thought was interesting is all these slots
inside of this room. So what I'm picturing is like
a mausoleum. You have all these rectangle drawers. It's white
like a marble, like a beautiful marble mausoleum.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
But what am I keeping in there?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
That's the point?
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Just but where's the cow?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
That's the other point, because notice it's boomed. They're back.
Let me see here.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I don't think it mentioned the cow being back. Swang
knocked his ass out with the tail blacked out. Next
memories being back on the ground and the UFO and
aliens were gone.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
It doesn't mention the cow coming back, So what do they.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Do with the cow?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
It also doesn't mention the other witness.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
He was back on the ground and they were UFO
and aliens were gone. Huh so did they stay on
the craft?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I don't know. This doesn't have enough information.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
And to the one I'm seeing.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Here, I can't determine whether or not this is a
depiction of the green or the brown one.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, they both look the same both the pictures.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I think the picture is just a The top picture
is just a crop of the bottom picture.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
That's why.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yeah, and their eyes are way different than how they
described it in the picture too.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Exactly, so the picture looks like slotted eyes.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
The other one said starfish, but this one doesn't look
it has texture to it.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
So maybe it's the brown one and maybe the green
one was the one that had the star as fuck.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
But anyways, this guy around and bound out and got
smammered with the tail because he was trying to kick ass.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
I don't even know how, because he said he was paralyzed.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
But then it says as the witness was suddenly able
to move, he attempted to become aggressive towards them. Oh
so it looks like that maybe the.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Dust from the laser beam more off.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Yeah, this is like way not enough information, and Florida
has some crazy people, So I'm you don't get this.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Much detail in a craft or the laser beam or
the creatures or so this is actually I thought a
lot of information.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Well, oh my good, I just feel like you said
you'd talk about the other person with you, and.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
It doesn't say the relation either I'm assuming probably like
a family member. Right. Can you imagine if two guys
just out on the porch drink of beer one night
and they're like, no, cow, bring it back.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
I that was weird. It looked like it was man
made plastic that they were on.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
I don't know. I'm not buying it.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I don't know how I feel about it. I had
some weird stuff happened, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I feel like you'd have more information if it was true.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
It has Okay, so let's see here parah. So they
were only paralyzed in the neck down. That's why they
could move their head yep, because I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
And that makes sense. On not being able to see
the ground, but yeah, I see the table, but maybe
you were.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Well then two depending on I don't know if you
could know if it's two feet where your head's at,
you got too much on each side, you wouldn't be
able to see the floor. Yeah, and if it's all
white and there's any lights, you're probably like, holy shit.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
But it did say they made out.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
It says drawers or square shaped rectangles along every part
of the walls, or an appearance appearing to Oh, so
the plastic, the molded plastic.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Were the doors the drawers or whatever, not the tables. Okay,
so you think that.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
The cow was in one of the drawers and I like.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Mortuary, yeah, because it doesn't it'sn't saying a mausoleum, and
it doesn't say how big the doors were. There were
there was a window all around five inches or so.
At the top, scream, that's funny. My dog was just
barking really loud, like high pitched. It goes scream because
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I think he asked me if I want it.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
It's weird, and this guy seemed like he was gonna
be a problem. So they returned to one of them
and kept the other one and.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
The cow because the one that got shitty and tried
to kick its ass, he was like, oh I am yeah,
take that, And that's the only thing I could think of.
But anyway, so that's that one that's kind of interesting.
The time of this article meets the Benacon Banacon, Medieval
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Europe's explosive diarrhea spraying mythical beast.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, that's the title that makes it. At the top
of this so there's a picture looks like a very
old tapestry type photo. With this beast, it looks almost
like a shamed, like a calf, almost like my dog.
It looks like a picture of my dog.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
With horns and cow ears and hoofs.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
But he doesn't look like he's enjoying what's coming out
of him. He looks like embarrassed or.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
The one guy's got a shield up, like protecting himself
from like the diarrhea. These medieval illustration purposely perfectly capture
the hilariously stre powers of the bonacon.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Your Bonacona, I don't know, a.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Mythical being from European folklore that sprays explosive diarrhea onto
its victims. When threatened, it expels a stream of caustic.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Dung h okay dung that can scorch anything it touches, allowing.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Its hot cape's hot groats acids.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
So medieval bchiaries such as the oh gosh Aberdeen Bchieri
describe the babycon or bonacon as having it the head
and body of a bull with a maded neck of
a horse. Its horns are convoluted and curl back on themselves,
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making it useless as weapons.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
This poor cow, oh my gosh, look at that.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
The theory's cows. We got two cows in a row.
I don't think the first we could have been a
cow though. Anyway, So this is super short. We have
a more paragraph here. If the picture says it all though, go.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Check it out.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
The bonocon's poop, however, is anything but harmless. From the
public domain review quote. According to Pliny the Elder, the
excreement voided the animal's body with such explosive force that
it could hit targets more than a football.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Pitch away, damn, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Contact with its dung was said to burn like a
kind of fire, scorching hunting dogs and anyone.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Not equipped with protective gear. Parentheses.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
There is some uncertainty whether the weapon was liquid or gaseous,
superheated or acidic.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Ah okay, Pliny man, okay, so let me.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
I want to go back up here.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Let's see here just a description, all right, all right,
head and body of a bull.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Okay, I could see that with a mailed neck like
a horse.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
So not.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Young male lion Maine.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
It's got like full on hair, even though this picture
does not look like it does. Then it's horns curl
back on itself, So I think the picture doesn't do
it justice. What I'm picturing is like a ram, almost
not sideways, so the picture makes it look sideways. But
then again, the work of a two dimensional and it's
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old timey, so.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
They probably were trying to find a way to depict it.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
I'm picturing like it rolls forward and rolls around on itself.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
It doesn't really say which direction, but it does seem
more possible.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
So if they went to the sides, okay, even I
guess the picture could work if it was rolling in
and around in a spiral. So I guess whatever direction,
I'm just picturing them going back because that's the way.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Most things are in nature.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Yeah, but I'm.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Saying this thing can diarrhea acid from a football field away.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
That's a long disneys.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
I love that the Public Domain Review got involved and
they said Fliny the Elder on the case.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Pliny the elder. Look at her name, because me, I'm Natasha.
This is missless.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Okay, whether it was liquid or gaseous super both.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Maybe it's like for like putrid acid, because acid smells
too right, what it's just belly acid?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
The poor thing he needs to eat?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
What what if it's like a scot Oh, it's like
a hyper skunk in colform because they shoot out liquid
that stinks.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Right, Also, it's just dung liquid.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Maybe they just call it dung because it comes out
of it. But oh, don't dogs like spray stuff out
of there?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Let they have an anal gland, Oh.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Dog anal gland.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Yeah, I've seen that on like movies when people have
to go in and release it secretion. The dog anal
glass secretions naturally produce oily substance with a strong odor,
primarily used to the scent to mark territory.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
How far my story is so screwed.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
About all the territory?
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Now it says it can spray it Now a dog
only goes one inch from the bahole, and it's typically
a size of a per small grape.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
All right, so.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
I'm thinking hypery Okay, either super skunk or a dog
can still shoot out. But a dog is pretty small.
It doesn't say how big this thing is. This is
the body of a bull. The bull is pretty big.
A football fields pretty far though. How far can a
skunk spray? How far can a yunk spray?
Speaker 2 (40:27):
I love the smell of skunk. I'm so weird.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
So a skunk spray up to fifteen feet and they're tiny,
So I'm thinking hyper skunk because if a little tiny
skunk can spray fifteen feet akaa, like five meters, I
just love top of my head. Then if you have
something ten times of size, that's ten times the distance
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in theory, right there, at least ten times of size.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
I wish they were sady feet, which they said, what
kind of protective gear shielded?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Maybe that's why the gun goodness, Maybe that's where the
guy had a shield.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
It would still spray your feet and stuff if it, like.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
I know, but if you maybe they had like certain
special metal. Okay, okay, if because I'm pretty sure a
bull is more than ten times a skunk size, it's
probably closer to what twenty thirty times a skunk. It
did take at least fifteen skunks, right yeah, all right, A.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Football field is and it does say that.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
I'm assuming when they say football throw they mean long
ways like hot dog style, not hamburger the short ways.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Okay, though, when we were in school.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
They used to teachers had a fold and they would
tell you fold hot dog which is long ways in half,
or hamburger, which was a short.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Way and half, all right, So like a hot dog
bun or a hamburger bun for those of you on
the video, you guys can watch that.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
A now three hundred and sixty feet long and one
hundred and sixty feet wide. So if this thing is
twenty times the size of a skunk, this actually tracks.
Praise thank you for me knowing that looking up and
converting it. So in theory, if a cow just so
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happened to have the skunk ability, it.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Could shoot that far in theory.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
I was just reading on Wikipedia on him too. It
says that he can discharge fumes from the excreetment of
its belly over a distance of three acres, the heat
of which sets fire to anything it touches.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Oh my gosh, what if this is all right? Oh
my god, so just like they have. I'm not gonna
say it.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
The thunderbird, Yeah you better not. I know where this
is gonna go to, California.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yep, shouldack out the merchant. Get ready to post this
on my merch site.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
Now, a thunderbird was used to explain thunderstorms.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Oh is this drink? Okay?
Speaker 3 (43:28):
To explain explosive diprhea?
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Is no wildfires.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Okay, so now this is European, So if they had wildfires,
that would explain. It's the spontaneous fire that takes like acres, right,
that would make sense. We got to figure out something
was this beast. But that's just it on a normal basis. Now,
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hold on, I was going, oh, and I don't know
if they have any geysers or natural spree. Sometimes it'll
smell like sulfur. Yep, so maybe they're like, oh man,
one of the.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Quit turning off. My mic.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
I saw it. I literally looked over and I saw
the mew button turn itself on your a butthole. So anyway,
what if it's there's a smell from something underground that's
a natural gas or something, and it just smells like sulfur,
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and that's what they're.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Putting with it. They're trying to explain it so that
all they have is this cow. Oh my gosh, what
if this poor defense?
Speaker 3 (44:46):
This little cow?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Oh I see it agrees with me. What is this
poor defense? This little cow is.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Out in the woods or whatever the field min is
own beeswax causing problems. Yes, we're on the video, thank you.
So this goes off as goes video. Yep, we can
see it, thank you, and it smells it or it
sees the fire and it's.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Running away, and.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Like they see this thing running away from the fire
or stinky whatever, and they just think that blamers, the flamer.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Shit ruck.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
It must have been that bull coming out of there.
It shot acid right out its asshole. It's an acid hole.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Bah, have another drink.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
The other pictures of him and on beebe Slinds found
in medieval book. And she seems to think that it
was like one of the first attempts of like humor
in writing.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Oh, it's not even legit.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Yeah, and the professor said, quote a gold leaf shower
of manure going on the backside at high speed, propelled
as the Latin will tell you. So now we have
been amazing flatulence, and the nights are overcome with the
amazing flatulence. And the humor is supposed to be in
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their faces, like what their faces looked like. That was
supposed to be like comedy for them.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Actually, I can see that. I can see that.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
I'm not sure why the tree behind him isn't wilted.
The blamers, the flamers, the sprayers, the flame, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Me.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
I can totally see that being comedic. For back then
things weren't too graphic. It's got a little green spray
come in this little boe hole.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
The poor guy has green legs too, though. Does that
mean his legs are old covered for.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, but then the trees green too. Maybe he's just
got green legings.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Maybe they only had a green prey on that.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Because it does so they're not worrying.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
It doesn't look like they're wearing shoes, but it does
have a little line like he's wearing pants.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Maybe it's Robin Hood men in tights. Possibly, But I
just think it's funny that he's got to say.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
And if this thing can shoot a football field and
it is that close to this guy, it's probably blowing
them back three or five feet like a fire hose.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
It's like fog of the eternal stench. Even if you
not hit with it, it must like oh noxious yet.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
But yes, that's the third one I have here, So
that's what we have.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
We have seven foot tall gray skin something another with
legs bending backwards. There wasn't a whole lot of detail,
but the picture is worth a thousand words, so go
check it out. It's gonna be like I said in
the LEAs there we have two four foot tall aliens
swooping up cows and unsuspected people. And if you get apparently,
if you get nabbed by some aliens with tails, don't
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fuck around or you will find out, you.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Know what, Maybe he made out because he got out.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Oh good point. Okay, maybe fuck them up and then
find out pick you're poison. Is it worth the risk
because we don't know.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Maybe they're feeding that guy bond bonds and he's living
it up.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Maybe he's just they're just having up there.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
He's sexing it up with every female alien up there,
repopulating their species.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
He's getting some tails, you way, Okay, I.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Was just going, oh wait, they probably lay eggs. Maybe not. Yeah,
alien life doesn't mean it's gotta be like it is here.
Who knows. But then we have the poos spray.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
And acid fire wielding bunghole of the Bonacon.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
So definitely all of these have drawings.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
All of them have drawings that are not photographed, They
are not AI generated, they are drawings, So go check
them out. While you're checking those out, also check out
Melissa Segue queen over here at outro setic ghosts. She
does stuff again every week. What day do you release on, Sunday, Monday, Thursdays, Thursdays?
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