Cult Of Cryptids: Strange mysteries and Hauntings of the Civil War

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Welcome to the Cult of Cryptis Strange of counters, of
frogs and lizards, dumb my nick children.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
DoD Man, Bigsfoot, Mockman and all their victims. Murray pictures
captured by shot witness, ufloes breaking laws of physics, Pictures.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Of aliens carving the high rogue lyphics.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
This is the bizarre world.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
That we live in.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
So sit back, relax, laugh.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
And listen because we're here to talk about some cryptics.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
This is Tom Thompson Cousinos, the Raptilian from Strange Group Podcast,
and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about
some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this
wild and hilarious rye.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Now to the show, everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
The curtains are open, we're checking tickets out the door.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
It's about to get strange.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Hey Charlio, how does fucking shot the leg help me?

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Oh God, Oh Thomas, my sweet sweet friend. Close your eyes, Thomas,
and let the Good Lord take you.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Now, motherfucker. I ain't dead yet. I said, go get
a doctor. A fuck's language coming from you. I just
dot no, doctor, doctor, we got a wounded man over here.
Oh coming doctor. What seems to be the problems. Every
fucking shot the leg? Wait, how hold are you.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
On?

Speaker 5 (02:00):
You?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
So this is this is a hospital I would have
advised you to.

Speaker 7 (02:04):
I'll show you that I am the rival.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Old ade at sixteen. We're in in the fucking hospital.
We're in the fucking battle figures. Put a tench around
my body.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Good, it's good in the hospital, as good as a mess.
You know what I'm saying. Now?

Speaker 6 (02:18):
What seems to be the ailment here? Elizabhich fuck perplexing
you this day?

Speaker 4 (02:22):
I fucking told you I got shot the leg. Oh yes, yes,
shot in arm. Let's take a look at that. Let's
get that Oh we're gonna have to amputate that on
and shutin. I don't you wor or none.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
I want to assure you that I was in medical
school for two whole days. That's the forty eight hours
to you, la versus Jesus crimes. I'll be taking the
Lord's name in vane and I'm Jewish, so I prefer
if you didn't even say that at all. Bad memories.
But all right, let's get that arm off. Let's get
that arm off.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
I got shot in the leg. Get this fucking pull
out of me. Oh my successed. Apologies.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
These glasses ain't ain't really working the way they're supposed to.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
All right, now, let's get that leg going.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Now.

Speaker 8 (03:01):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait, aren't you aren't you
gonna wash your hands something?

Speaker 4 (03:05):
What about the pain?

Speaker 6 (03:06):
Oh well, okay, okay, here, take a little bit of
this here whiskey for your son, and uh take that shot,
take that shot down.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
All right.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Now, we got a little bit of chloroform for you here,
go ahead, go ahead. Breathe deep, breathe deep. All right,
all right, he said, washing wash your hands. Oh god,
I seem to have dropped my bone sauce.

Speaker 6 (03:29):
Huh. All right, now let's get to work. Oh lord, alright,
h you said if so? You you said it was
your left legs that he was shot in.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Yeah, o oh oh deep rock.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
And that's the left. That's all right. Well now we're
gonna call you stop it, right, sir. Thomas and Cornville
died later that year. He died from an infection in
the army.

Speaker 8 (04:11):
Welcome to the podcast, everybody, Welcome, we are going back
in time.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Welcome.

Speaker 8 (04:21):
I'm one of your hosts, Thomas of Cornhole, and I'm
ready for war, even though at the time I was
technically British because Canada was not a country yet.

Speaker 7 (04:35):
And I am the good Reverend doctor God. You're here
to assist Sir Thomas in his after life of fails
quad whiskey sear cheers.

Speaker 8 (04:46):
Fucking sweet. I got a fucking whiskey cup. You got
it in a.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Glass because I'm a doctor funcie.

Speaker 8 (04:55):
I was like, I was gonna say it was like,
we're gay people around back then, but Lincoln was gay.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Lincoln was so gay.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
Uh yeah, And we're gonna get out to a cabin
for you, abe.

Speaker 8 (05:07):
Yes, We're gonna get into the battlefield bat the war,
the Civil.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
War, war against nothern aggression, Thomas saying it rot yes.

Speaker 8 (05:17):
And for the audio listeners, I got whiskey. Anton's got whiskey.
I'm dressed up in the best outfit I could find
for what someone might wear in eighteen fucking whatever this is.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Uh, Tom looks like he's dressed to be a bad
Brad Pitt Coss player from Legends of the Fall.

Speaker 8 (05:34):
Chelsea said, I look like Tom fucking Cuckleberry fan or
Tom Sawyer And I was like, thanks, no.

Speaker 6 (05:39):
You'll you'll thought too. Put together to look like Huckleberry
Fan and Tom So. I don't know why I keep going.

Speaker 8 (05:43):
With the It's okay, it's just like other fucking the
belt Gunnis episode when you wouldn't stop doing the Norwegian accent.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
I can't not to do no vijendo because it's it's
you know, it's just a.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
But the guns to go to do.

Speaker 8 (05:56):
Like Yes, So for you tube listeners, I'm dressed up.
You know, we got a fun little Civil War background,
and we did a little skit ring ring ring banana phone. Yes,
and we're playing one at least one clip for a haunting.
And we'll be showing some photos for the YouTube listeners

(06:17):
of photos taken from the Civil War to get us
into the mood of it, but to really get us
in the mood. Anton, do you have some letters, some stories?

Speaker 4 (06:29):
I do. I do, my dear Thomas.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
I now take my pen in hand to let you
know that I am well, and I hope these few
lines will find you the same. I am well at present.
I got over the neuralalgia in the head. Doctor said
that I was only a little crazy, and it's fine.
We had a great parade on last Thursday of the
nineteenth the governor of Rhode Island was here and presented

(06:55):
the regiment with a nice silk flag called the Regimental Flag.
I was given the special commendations, being of Southern descent
but fighting for the North.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
It's Massachusetts and.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
Connecticut with a large number of the members of the assembly.
As was also one of the old seventy six soldiers,
who said that we were all good soldiers, very good, indeed,
so coming from a revolution every man.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
That made my dick quite a wreck.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
And we also fired eight of our largest cannon from
my newly mounted fort. I'll tell you I ain't never
had a freedom boner like that before.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
The work of our own hands.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
We had a very fine band of brass music from Massachusetts.
There are now eight full companies on the ground commencing
at a and going down to h There is now
in Providence another company by the name of I Full,
and about eighty in Company K.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
The company I belong to is e. We are about
building backs with twelve hundred men.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
There's a young man coming home with me when I come,
and oh boy do I come.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
I don't know when that will be.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
By the name of mister Jonson till Michael to set
his cap for me, for him when I come home,
is he is the handsomest man on the ground, and
we're going to make an Eiffel tower right over.

Speaker 8 (08:12):
His This is a real story. He's calling this guy
handsome and shit, this guy's gay's Lincoln was, I have
gotten office, but I don't like it tho.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
It is something similar to that like I had in
church assistant secretary. We have meetings every night in the week.

Speaker 8 (08:26):
Who goes to church, man? I guess back then everyone did.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Did you know?

Speaker 8 (08:31):
Did you know that Lincoln said he was gonna send
all the black people back to Africa?

Speaker 4 (08:36):
That's what the nation of Liberia was created for.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
I was like, what, like I listen to that? No,
I knew he said some shady shit. But after all listeners,
I spent all day listening to things all about the
Civil War and uh, for the Patrion three bucks a
month we will be getting into most likely for the Patriot.
I'm gonna say if I want to put on the
main show or not, but I would like to. Actually,
you know, we're talking about haunted and strange mysteries of

(09:00):
the Civil War.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
But I would like to.

Speaker 8 (09:03):
I would like to do a whole episode talking about
the ins and outs of the Civil War and how
crazy and brutal the battle actually the battles were, and
you might have to pay.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
For that, so pony up, yell three dollars. Yes.

Speaker 8 (09:17):
The American Civil War lasted from eighteen sixty one to
eighteen sixty five. It was one of the most important
events in the history of the United States. It was
four years of bloody combat and chaos, killing seven hundred
and fifty thousand soldiers, abolished slavery, and shape the fate

(09:37):
of the entire nation. And obviously with death in chaos
comes tales of ghosts and mysteries. There's a lot of them.
Probably one of the most haunted battlefields or the battlefields
of all of them out there. World War two we
talked about the way back in the day. Actually, me
and Billy did that at the close to the beginning

(10:00):
of this podcast. And I've had this written out for
a while. I've really wanted to get into the Civil
War and the ghostly tales that happened afterwards. But it
was a brutal, fucking war, man like, they's stabbed each other,
fucking bayonets. Only a hand few of people actually had pistols,
and you know.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Obvious officers generally were the only ones that carried pistols.

Speaker 8 (10:22):
And obviously when you got a when you know, think
about the Civil War, you think about like a musket
and shit, and you have to like fucking jerk it
off really fucking fast before someone rushes at you with
a bayonet.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
You know, Yeah, I I know that more often than not.
I believe it was ninety percent of Civil War deaths
were not from bullets. They were sick, infections and disease
and starvation, et cetera.

Speaker 8 (10:46):
Yeah, because think about it, like they got in our skit, right,
they didn't wash their hands. Uh, they knew nothing about
sterilization of.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
That.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
So it was two years before the war ended, I believe,
is when they discovered, oh we should be washing our hands.

Speaker 8 (11:04):
Well, no fucking shit, it sterilized, but.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
It happened in the Civil War, but it was like
the war is essentially credited with the invention of doctors,
being like, oh wait a minute.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
Yeah, And if people don't realize, half of the people
fighting in the Civil War were like from fucking fifteen
to like twenty and shit.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
Yeah, they were mostly sixteen year olds like that guy's
right there in the middle.

Speaker 8 (11:26):
Does kind of look like great, Yeah, that's one thousand
yards there.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
That's generally like people that have have seen or committed
horrific acts have the.

Speaker 8 (11:37):
I've also microados and mushrooms on this episode, so we'll
see that.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
What else is new you've done over the last four episodes.

Speaker 8 (11:42):
No, it's like why not? Man, Yeah, it's a brutal time.
Holy fuck, man Lincoln had. Lincoln was a tall, fucking
skinny guy.

Speaker 6 (11:52):
Man, Lincoln's got that fucking evil doctor in Howson Haunted
Hill ghost face thing going on.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
For our listeners, they can't see this.

Speaker 8 (11:59):
Yeah, for the people on YouTube, just look up Civil
War photos. You'll see this infamous photo of Abraham Lincoln.
And obviously he was on a battlefield, a little tent
behind him, and he was a.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Tall, lengthy man.

Speaker 8 (12:11):
But he also is standing like weirdly straight, like it's strange.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
No comment on the free Masonic pose that those two
are standing in some Oh.

Speaker 8 (12:21):
Yeah, I just realized that that is definitely a Masonic pose.
They have their hands, hands tucked in, one hand tucked
into the side of the coat.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
That percent that was also just a way to fucking
stand for a hot minute.

Speaker 8 (12:32):
Uh No, I think that was that was probably it
was a Masonic thing.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
But when you do it was in public and other
people don't know what it is, they're going to imitate
it because they think it looks cool.

Speaker 8 (12:41):
It was tipping the hat towards all the other Freemasons,
which you know, if you do enough history about Freemasonry,
we don't know entirely it was as bad as it
is today back then, because it might have just been
a little group where you know, men were trying to
fight for civil liberties like George Washington all that shit.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
But oh see, I say, I say it's gotten tame
earth as has gotten older, it has not gotten worse.

Speaker 8 (13:04):
Now the Freemasons touch little boys and fucking use sex,
sex trafficking and fucking satanic fucking bullshit.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Pretty sure that's I'm pretty sure that's not the Freemasons.
But uh Tom's opinion corner.

Speaker 8 (13:14):
Yes, I I I believe that maybe part of it,
young sir, uh, but who knows? Who knows? I do
believe that a lot of Freemasons are orchestrating the shit
that's going on earth.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
But my cond man, I am a doctor, not a
young sir.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
Because I am four years your junior, so does not
make me a boy.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
And I saw both of your goddamn legs off. Just fine.

Speaker 8 (13:37):
Yeah, I'm stumpy mixed Stumperson. And and the thing is, like,
you know, back then, a lot of these men, and
you could call them teenagers, literally didn't have any prior
knowledge or understanding of battle, and they kind of just
went in. They gave him a gun or a sword
and was like, go stab some people. If he got

(13:58):
to bash them over the fucking with the rock, do
what you gotta do to kill that guy that looks
exactly like you and sounds just like you.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
And oftentimes they were actual family. It's just a matter
of cousin versus cousin, and brother versus brother. It depended
on which side of you know who you wanted to
fight for.

Speaker 8 (14:16):
Slaves A lot, my fucking slave junior over there, he
takes that.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Okay, that is a fucking and I'm gonna get shipped
for this. But yes, it is about slavery. Yes it
is important. But like with any wars, like there were
certain things put in place where it was I believe
it was midway through the war two years in the
South past the Confederacy passed an amendment that said anyone
who owned more than twenty slaves did not have to fight.

(14:41):
So once again, it was generally Yeah, it was generally
fought by people who didn't own slaves for the benefit
of people who did. So once again, it's the poor
doing the richest dirty work.

Speaker 8 (14:52):
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. Would I rather go to
war or have twenty slaves and then when the wars end,
I'll just be like, you can go free. Now. I
don't know what the latter is.

Speaker 9 (15:02):
But do I fights very careful fight and get gang
greene or do I keep my slaves for a fucking
four years and then and then just like cut the
chains loose and be.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Like go free, now, go free?

Speaker 8 (15:18):
Hey, at least not I'm not saying what Huckleberry Finn
called his homie man this.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Show, U speak upon that.

Speaker 8 (15:26):
Yes, there was many also, obviously black people indigenous people
that did fight in the Civil War.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Indigenous people were more or less forced.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
Black people were offered their slavery if they fought on
the side of the Confederacy.

Speaker 8 (15:41):
What so I they fought for the Confederates where they like,
you can go free after Yes, huh. And then if
obviously you're on the North the fucking Union, they're like,
you're fucking you can you are?

Speaker 4 (15:50):
We want you to be free.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
Well, more often than not, you had a lot of
Union soldiers that were people of color who joined up
with the ranks because they were involved in the underground
railroad during the antebellumself years leading up to the Civil War.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Do we know what? Do we know what?

Speaker 8 (16:03):
Abraham Lincoln sounded like. I made a joke with me,
and I mean one we talked about the hauntings of
the White House, and I was like, he probably talks
like this.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
That's no he Okay.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
So if he talked like that, I doubt very much
that he would have ever made his way to put Oh.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah, because he was he had to.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
He had to do what we're called railway tours or
railway stops, where he would he would ride a train,
especially through Illinois, which was his home state, and he
would make stops at major ports and give speeches. So
you would assume that he would have a very pronounced,
a very commanding, a very booming, and uh inspirational voice.

Speaker 8 (16:42):
We're gonna let all the slaves free, all the black
people will be free and equal in the eyes of God.
And then we'll get a huge boat and we'll send
them back to Africa, even though they don't know where
the fuck their family is or if they're dead or alive.
It's like, it's just crazy that some of the ship
that he said. It was like, Man, I don't know
if you're the good guy, but you obviously helped fucking

(17:05):
abolish slavery, which was the main point. And then obviously,
like women didn't have rights, and I mentioned that we
were in suffrage.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Women's suffrage came much later.

Speaker 8 (17:13):
I mean, Anton, we're talking about this through chat, is
that a lot of people were raped. There was a
lot of rape going on. According to what I was
listening to and reading about, it was like five hundred
accounts of all these women and children coming out from
five years old to fucking eighty five being raped during
the entire war.

Speaker 6 (17:32):
It's the chaos of war. I mean, it's that's not
excusing it. It's it's fucking an absolute atrocity, and it's
oftentimes worse than the actual battles itself. Give me Granny,
I love us, sloppy little chitties.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
I'll bi fucking winding bags.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
And fucking This is coming from somebody who's never seen combat,
so I can't say that it's worse, but I just
as as somebody who's seen neither of those things, I
would assume that is slightly more horrific, because at least
maybe in your brain you can justify what's happening in war.

Speaker 10 (17:57):
That.

Speaker 8 (17:58):
Yeah, Vinny Pass said, I don't trust anyone that's never
been to war, and I don't trust in anyone that
hasn't been poor.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
And I was like, good point, Tom, have you been
to war.

Speaker 8 (18:07):
I've been in a war against myself since I was
the age of ten, where I.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Don't myself and my consciousness and we're counting that, then
I'm still in that way.

Speaker 8 (18:15):
Also, obviously, fucking Lincoln was a wrestling fuck he fucking
just before we get into the haunt digs, that's what
I mentioned that he did wrestle, and he was like
three hundred and wind or some ship, and if somebody
tried to like go against him.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
He would fucking try to battle them here.

Speaker 8 (18:30):
Like, yeah, you want to fucking fight, And it's just
like he's like he'd man handled him because for the
time he was a large man.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
He's a big dude. He was for the time. They're
a lot.

Speaker 8 (18:41):
They're all all my height, like five six five seven
kind of ship. So that's that's how how they went.
This is a fucking crazy time. What if and they
have canyons like and and you're like, and this is
this is like line infantry. See these are Is that
the South? Why they got the the slaves hanging out there?

Speaker 6 (19:00):
I can't tell because you can't really tell if that there.
So blue and gray are the colors of the uniforms.
The South was gray, the North was blue.

Speaker 8 (19:08):
So all the fans out they make sure you check out,
like just look it up. Get you in the mood
for this episode. I suggest when we're about to get
into this, you know, pour yourself some fucking whiskey and uh,
you know, join us on this journey into the Civil War.
Some of them look fairly happy to be taking these
photos going to war.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
That one with the smirk standing up top and then
the one yeah left, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
It's they see some of them seem like, you know what,
I'm fucking ready for this ship and to show like.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
Probably the ones that just showed up and they're like, oh,
we're gonna take a battalion photo.

Speaker 8 (19:40):
This fucking guy, all right, And obviously it's crazy and
we mentioned it before, right, how they were doing like
embalming on the battlefield sometimes to try to preserve the
bodies and then ship them home to their fucking crying
wives and families.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Yeah, so far from home.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
And there were I mean, they were literally just body piles,
like there are shallow graves everywhere that apparently there was
the certain certain farmers have viewed that as a good
thing because it was free fertilizer.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 8 (20:15):
Yeah, because obviously a lot of times they were just
bearing them on spot and very shallow graves. There's that
famous from one of the generals came in and he
was like, it just looked like fucking just bodies were everywhere,
and because it rained, you just saw arms like it
looked like hell like it's arms just fucking popping out
of fucking everywhere, like bodies, legs like pretty and they

(20:37):
looked in this photo we're showing of them at the hospital,
I can see myself without my fucking legs.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yep. Did you know that they used legs for firewood?

Speaker 8 (20:47):
Are you fucking serious? Definition of a bone fire where
bonfire came from.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
No, so that's where the term throw another leg on
the fire comes from. What.

Speaker 6 (20:56):
Yeah, they would have three leg fires where they would
just make a tep out of legs and fucking like,
all right, Anton, they found out that they found out
that legs would burn for exactly five hours.

Speaker 8 (21:06):
What that's fucking nuts. And would it actually create fire
like it would actually help them?

Speaker 4 (21:10):
It would burn? Yeah, it burns.

Speaker 8 (21:12):
Wow, I mean that's fucking crazy. You know, it's like,
all right, Antona, fucking crowd about you for ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Not gonna throw you on the fire now, not full
bodies legs.

Speaker 8 (21:22):
Oh so I'd have to cut your leg off first.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Well, if my leg was amputated. So they would just
throw them into piles.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
After they would amputate people and the bodies would just
be buried in shallow graves, mostly because of the whole
Christian thing, which uh funeral cremation wasn't really a uh nice.

Speaker 8 (21:38):
And obviously look if there's a foot there.

Speaker 6 (21:41):
Just the rotting corpses and just shred shredded clothes that
are on that thing.

Speaker 8 (21:47):
And who do you think the Confederates would make clean
up the mess?

Speaker 4 (21:51):
No? Of course, all right, like you do.

Speaker 8 (21:54):
The swords are pretty dope. I have to say, I
do really dig some of the some of the fucking
swords that some of the some of the homies have.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Where's that one? Where's that one? Photo?

Speaker 8 (22:07):
I like of the men's in this one? We go there,
dope ass swords. Man, they gottare cutlass mm hm. As
we talked about before when we talk about hauntings, right,
it could be residual energy because of the imprint that
this is made into just the time and the error
that residual hauntings, right, are just like imprints in history
and time where it just replays the same shit over

(22:29):
and over. And that's why a lot of people hear
guns going off and people yelling and screaming and stuff
like that. It's pretty crazy. So most people who.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
Are familiar field hauntings are generally the definition of battlefield
residual hauntings.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (22:42):
Yes, most people who are familiar with the Civil War
history know of Thomas J. Stonewall Jackson, the famous Confederate
lieutenant general who died a very particular death his own
men accidentally shot him in the Battle of Chancellorville.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Can't Chancellorville chan Slavillia on sixty three.

Speaker 8 (23:04):
Do they think that they turn they mutinied him.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
They would never say that, Yeah, that's a Southern general,
so I mean maybe.

Speaker 8 (23:10):
Maybe because uh, you mention this too, right, there were
when they were capturing Confederate uh soldiers, they were convincing
him the fight for the Union too.

Speaker 6 (23:20):
At the same time, well, they would, they would do
their best, yeah, but uh, more often than not, you
still had.

Speaker 8 (23:25):
Think about it's the guys that are not fucking fighting.
They're not fighting if they don't own slaves or maybe
they have one or two.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
No, but honor was still a very big thing around that.

Speaker 6 (23:34):
And then if they were to try and go home
after the war, or what if the South won, then
they would be deserters and they would be true.

Speaker 8 (23:40):
But they're like, fucking sixteen seventeen eighteen.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
Doesn't mean shit, dude, It's you're talking about a whole
different type of person.

Speaker 8 (23:45):
They come home and your mom beat you with a
shoe for about a week.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Not even that, dude, your dad might fucking kill you.

Speaker 8 (23:51):
Although historians generally state that Jackson was shot because of
the darkness and confusion on the battlefield, and like we said,
they were not used to this. Okay, this was more
or less the first battle where they had gatling guns,
they had rifles, they had cannons, So it was just
smoke filled battlefields, and it was constant confusion of like
just like and you don't like other than the uniforms,

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you don't know who the fuck you're shooting at. So
although it's towards yeah, I generally say it because the
confusion on the battlefield, that's probably why we shot. The
waters of history have been fairly muddy on this particular subject.
Jackson fame led to many people from both sides of
the conflict to claim, you know, their involvement in their
in his death, and conspiracy. Theories of murder and foul

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play of surface surfaced every once in a while. The
question was was finally answered in twenty thirteen, near the
one hundred and fifty fiftieth anniversary of the Great General's death,
which may or may not be a happy coincidence. Two astronomers,
I don't know why, but painstakingly calculated the phases of

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the moon during the Fateful Night when Jackson was returning
to his troops. The moon was so dim uh, it
would be you'd only really see a silhouette. So when
the fatigued, frightened soldiers were startled by this mysterious soldier
shaped shadow, they instinctively open fired, only to run over
and find the horror that they killed their own commander.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Shit, Thomas, Fuck, they're gonna hang us. They're gonna fucking
hang us.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Man.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Game over, man, game over, game over.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Man.

Speaker 11 (25:30):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (25:31):
When you're fighting, when you're fighting a war, you know,
you get used to many inconveniences. Obviously bad food, constant uh,
you know, manual labor because you're like having to dig
ditches for the bodies of your friends.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
I feel like that's the easy part, like getting used
to them, because like it's like working a physical job.
Once you're in the swing of it, you're in the
swing of it. The physical part doesn't and it sucks,
but it doesn't really like you, and you're.

Speaker 8 (25:53):
In the mind state of like just like the thousand
yardstick comes.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Plus you're fucking hammered drunk most of the time. I
would assume I.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
Would be getting drunk the entire time I'd.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Be taking taking opium.

Speaker 8 (26:05):
Yet exactly, fucking what's that? What am I thinking? Either
morphine too?

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Now you're taking yeah, you'd be taking opium. He wouldn't
be taking morphine.

Speaker 8 (26:17):
Actually having to kill other human beings obviously, in all
other drawbacks that would come from war of a you know,
wartime life as a soldier. However, the Civil War had
extra horror to throw in the mix. The army itch
was a dermat tall I can't say this wologist dermat
uh derma to tulla fucking logical dermato logical terror that

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spread through Do I got the cringe? Do I got
the cringe?

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Cringey ass bitch.

Speaker 8 (26:48):
All right? But it was obviously it was a mysterious
condition that caused men's skin to itch and swell and blister.
So I'd rather get shot in the face to the
point where they become a mess of sores, painful pussing,
oozing lacerations.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Mmm, yummy, muh.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
They actually apparently the doctors also thought that puss was
the sign of a healing wound, so they would take
they would take the puss and they would spread it
on other patients wounds, just to hope that it would
really help them heal quicker.

Speaker 8 (27:18):
Yeah, apparently, so that's fucking gross man.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:21):
Some historical accounts were saying the doctors not so fucking bright.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
That's disgusting, and it is disgusting.

Speaker 8 (27:28):
You're right, so when uh so, obviously it would cause
we were like fucking crazy some men. Some men's hands
swelled so badly their fingers couldn't touch each other. Their
fingers couldn't touch each other. Oh my god, this fucked up.
The true cause of the itch remained a mystery until
two thousand and six, when researchers were able to determine

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its true cause, as a pandemic of scabies makes sense,
a particularly hostile might infection that swept through the armies
and least then the hygienic obviously less than hygienic conditions
in the barracks and battlefields, and fuck the George Godstones.
But who knows who really done it?

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Maybe it's a satanic ritual.

Speaker 8 (28:11):
This will we're recording the day after or two days after,
but this will come out fucking weeks after.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
We actually, uh we.

Speaker 8 (28:17):
Actually uh broadcast this to all your ears and eyes,
except if you're on Twitch. If you're on Twitch, sometimes
you get like four weeks in advance. So it's pretty crazy.
Ghost pictures, all right, Ghostly pictures When Private Tom I
actually try to look up for this look for this picture.
I couldn't find it. I eitherly looked up ghost Civil
War pictures. I couldn't find shit.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Other than photographs, other than ones that.

Speaker 8 (28:41):
Were obviously doctored like just But it could have been anyway.
When Private with a lot of Thomas's, I must tell
you when Private was.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
A common name, Thomas was a common name.

Speaker 8 (28:52):
When Private Thomas W. Timberlake. He was the great great
grandfather of Justin Timberlake, and he used to dance through
the battlefield and the second Virginia Infantry was walking through
the corpse little battlefield of Port Royal, he happened to
find a photo of young girl. The problem was that
this said photo happened to lie exactly between two dead soldiers,

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one of them Confederate and the other the Union. One
of the Union. Timberlake took the photo with him and
eventually found its way to a museum and the Confederacy
in Richmond, Virginia. The museum has fairly a good collection
of similar mysteries and photos that the soldiers both sides
of the war have been given for safekeeping and never reclaim,

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most likely because they died in battle they depicted people
that long dead. Although the museum occasionally managed to track
down some of the people in the pictures, some of them,
like the unidentified young girl found between the two dead soldiers,
was never identified. These pictures remained a sad old mystery
of time gone by, never reclaimed or recognized by anyone.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
Pa A.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Jane Doe for the Ages.

Speaker 8 (30:06):
Yes, Washington's ghost was Washington part of this fucking war?

Speaker 4 (30:11):
No, Washington was long dead.

Speaker 8 (30:13):
The Civil War was going polled before the North during
the first few years, General George bab It's another George
George B. Mcclinton's, one of the Union's main general was
struggling to mount successful operations against the Confederate forces. There
is many we'll get into it when we talk about it,
most likely out of Patreon episode. But the war, the
battles were pretty crazy, and they were losing a lot

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of the times in the North because.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
The North was primarily.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
Industry, whereas the South was mainly textiles resources like the
South had most of the ship which a lot of
people argue.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
That's the.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
Historical retcon ship where people try and argue that the
war wasn't actually about slaves.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
It was about resources, which there is could be there
is that that aspect of it as well, But you know,
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (31:05):
I think that the Yeah, they're struggling. And that's when
mcleaning reported a straight incident, incident in which he saw
the vision of George Washington and early eighteen. Yeah, because
George Washington is in seventeen seventy six, on early eighteen
was deciding of the Declaration of independence. So in the

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early eighteen sixty two, late one night, George B. Mcclennan
was studying maps and planning attacks when he gradually realized
that the enemy knew his position too well and couldn't
fight off any offenses. As he sunk into despair, he
heard a booming voice through his captain. The voice, he
thought was the voice told him that only God was

(31:49):
helping the Union to repel the Confederate attacks, and that
the South would have won otherwise if not for God.
Looking upon his map, mclenan found himself staring at the
whimsy whimsey ghost of George Washington. Washington reassured McClinton that
the cause was not yet lost, and that the US

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would prevail for many centuries. After many centuries, and after
the speech, Washington raised his hand above McLennan's head and
blessed him, and the thunder roared through the cabinet.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
When mclinnon awoke, he was lying on the table drunk.

Speaker 8 (32:26):
That my guess.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
He was drunk. At first he thought he had been in.

Speaker 8 (32:30):
A dream, But when he looked at his map, he
could see markings that showed him where to attack Confederate positions.
And that's fucking crazy. That story is true.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
I think maybe someone just came in and told him that,
like he was just talking to somebody, but he was
so fucking shit house and had been on.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
A bender for so long that he's like, thank you,
mister President. Yeah, okay, Chief, we're gonna we're gonna get
back to it. There's the intel you asked for. Our
scouts came and they marked it.

Speaker 8 (32:57):
And he did not remember make those marketings themselves. Obviously,
the story.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Will carry on your legacy, mister Washington.

Speaker 8 (33:04):
Yeah, helps solidify the idea that the North received divine
help during the war. But the tale was only made
public after the war ended, and we don't really know
if it was a paranormal event or not. If it
was is made up stories. But you know what, I
try to believe that weird things do happen, and I'm
sure during this time, especially after the books I've been

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fucking listening to, that there is some weird intervention when
it comes to spiritual conquest over certain domains of our reality.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
I do believe it's possible.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
Sure, or it's in this instance at least you're smoking
up somebody. I'm just grinding up a little weed. I
haven't I haven't decided to smoke it. I'll probably smoke
and we get a little closer to the end.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Not halfway yet, we're getting there it, We're close.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
But god, damn it, fucker maybe lose what train of thought,
the whole idea of like ghost Yeah, there could be
dru oh okay, so yeah, yeah, so I think maybe
there's also a psychological aspect to it, where that could
be something you say to up morality of a very
wounded nation.

Speaker 8 (34:01):
Yeah, next year, he's like George Washington came to me
in a dream, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
Or if you have a group of superstitious people, which
most of your poor soldiers are going to be superstitious
religious people, they're you.

Speaker 8 (34:14):
Know, well, Lincoln's life right, Like, I would like to
dive back more into Lincoln's life. But the thing is,
when me and Wanting even talk about it. For the
Haunted throwback to the Haunted the White House where we
got that goddamn cat again, that's off.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Again.

Speaker 8 (34:30):
That's from that episode. Lincoln's wife, Mary Todd was like
super uh superstitious and and like call it, was a spiritualist.
She did seances and uh, meanwhile, they never had sex,
so her fucking cobweb pussy was dry.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
Well they had sex enough times for her to give
birth to her stillborn children, which there is some there
is something to say about, like maybe that Lincoln's got
a hog throw back to one.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Of our older episodes search, but you know, I'm not
even gonna explain it. Let's just go with the Lincoln
his Gate. Let's just go with that.

Speaker 8 (35:07):
It's the story of Old green Eyes Acryptid who who
ecrypted oh yeah yeah, or a ghost from the battlefield
of Chickamungia chickam green Eyes going to miss youa Chickamungia
and Tennessee. It's actually two unrelated legends that bear the
same name. The first story is about a Civil War

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soldier whose head has been blown off and endowing battle,
his friends buried his body without the head. According to legend,
the ghost of the soldiers still roams the battlefield moaning
and looking for his head.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Where's my head?

Speaker 8 (35:42):
How could you hear it moaning for its head if
it had no head?

Speaker 4 (35:45):
If it has no head? Because ghost powers, dumb ass?
Come on, man, what the fuck?

Speaker 8 (35:50):
People have wrecked their cars after being shocked by the
glowing green eyes on the roads near the battlefield. The
second in all the story involves a mysterious crypti called
Old Green Eyes that, allegedly the first setting was during
the Civil War. Legend states that the soldiers saw a
monsta during the Battle of Chickickamonga.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Is how you say it?

Speaker 8 (36:10):
You fucking went to school for the Well, they taught.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
You this in school.

Speaker 8 (36:13):
At least know they didn't Chickenamonga, Chickamauga, Chickamaga.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
It must's gotta be an indigenous work. There's no way
it's not.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
It's just like the indigenous people that were dragged into
this war. It was just like they're probably like, man,
fucking god, we just fucking battled you goddamn cowboys for
fucking how long? And now we're like forced into your
fucking stupid bullshit. It's I could imagine it's probably horrible
for them to be like man and.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
And uh, you know, a lot of those children are
probably a lot of those those natives are probably ones
who grew up and went through the fucking progre uh
programs of residential schools. Like they were assimilated air quotes,
brainwashed if you will, into white culture.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
And I was, and I were. I'm sure it's still
second class fucking people. Who you know why.

Speaker 8 (36:59):
I was thing to The Secrets, the Secret Teachings of
American History, and it talks about a lot about how
the I think it's what it's called the Secret History
of America, and it talks a lot about.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
The indigenous Man.

Speaker 8 (37:12):
Yes, I got into a good book. I got into
Man Puel and they talk about the indigenous people and
obviously their connections and how they were fighting a lot,
which I've said in older episodes. You know, before we
came over, they were warring with themselves, but they did
create like the Six Nations, and they started to come together,
and they were a nomadic people and often very spiritual
and started to connect to each other. And I'm sure

(37:34):
and now the book that bring the Law of one.
They were highly regarded by the entities that are supposed
to be in and out of our plane of existence.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Yeah, because they lived in harmony with nature.

Speaker 6 (37:44):
It's like, yes, they battled, but they didn't battle in
the way that you know everybody else did.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Wear It was just you went through and just desolated everything.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
It was, you know, okay, we're fighting you over resources,
or over our land, over hunting grounds, over pride, or
some fucking other bullshit reason why man kind fights itself.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
But the point is is that they were genocided. That's
the point. It's not as though it was like, oh,
you you know, lost a war fair and square. It
was like, no, you were systematically exterminated, Yeah, and had
your entire culture systematically exterminated for.

Speaker 8 (38:16):
The you know, for obviously the people on the other
side of the British, the Spaniards, everything else that believed
that this was their right and that they needed to
do this. Even though if they would have just kind
of lived in the same mindset of the indigenous people,
our whole country and world would probably be different.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
It would be very interesting.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
I would love to just if you could, you know,
do the sneak peek into alternate timelines. I would love
to see where Westerners took a lot longer to get
here and see what the world to look like.

Speaker 8 (38:45):
According to popular folklore, it was a short creature that
had glowing eyes and a protruding jaw with huge fangs.
Old Green Eyes had long hair like a woman, but
the hair was thin and straw colored. Soldiers say they
spot the creature walking among the dead bodies after the battle.
Settings of the creature continued in the twentieth century. Uh,
and the Chickamunga Park ranger Edward Tinelly Tiny stated that

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he glimpsed upon the creature. According to Edward, the Old
Green Eyes still stalks the abandoned battlefields, always watching for
those who decide the visits.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
And the thing is too pretty cool cryptids man.

Speaker 8 (39:23):
But uh, when we talked about, you know, the Nazi
occultism and like World War two, the mystery the strange
mysteries of World War two, which I'm one, I don't know.
I'd have to look back to see if I decided
to X that episode. I don't think I did, because
this a lot of the episodes I decided to cut
out and specifically put on Patreon behind a paywall so
you can see the beginnings of stranger podcasts with me

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and Billy and Justin and stuff like that. Is that
when me and Billy talked about there was like a
monster supposed to me that people saw during World War Two,
like a werewolf type creature that nobody understood what the
fuck was going.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
On again, So that could any number of things.

Speaker 6 (40:01):
That could just be simple combat fatigue and shared hallucinations
mass plycosis.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
It could be the sheer, sheer size.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
Of the karmic bomb that occurs when that many people
are murdering that many other people opens a gateway that
allows something else.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
And there's plenty of speculation that can be done about
what that is. Was that weed?

Speaker 8 (40:19):
Yeah, I decided to smoke weed. Fuck it, we have
a we're smoked out of a bomb for our fuck
it thing. We gotta get high. Sometimes the pen is
a good balancer, Like it's.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Not, it's a balance fine. Fine, If Tom's gonna go
off the rails.

Speaker 8 (40:31):
And you're gonna it's because I was listening to because
I'm like curious, I'm listening back to old episodes. You know,
I'm kind of fucking narcissistic, I guess you could say.
But just just to see what we sound like back
in the day, how much things have changed on this podcast.
They really have what type of like that's a fucking
pretty big bomb.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
I like that ship. Oh it's not.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
It's an old school plastic is it doesn't look like Yeah,
it's my travel bomb.

Speaker 8 (40:53):
Anton's kind I'm dressed up. But Anton has got a
camera like he's in the fucking eighteen nineties.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
I've got a Sepi your tote going hell, and it's
an original photo photographer.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Suh.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
I'll not have you with any of that fancy color technology.
This matter, see is my soul in advance. It is son.
I don't want to be stealing my soul in color.

Speaker 8 (41:12):
Fort Monroe Fort Moreau is one of the few Southern
faults that remained uncaptured during the war until it felt
the Union after the war's end. The fort was said
to be amitre for a mighty fortress with boasted study
walls and even a moat. Wow, they got a fucking
boat going on, this bitch. Jefferson Davis Jefferson motes were.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Still like legitimate.

Speaker 6 (41:38):
Yeah, they were relevant in the battles because you figure
the most advanced shit you have, he says, the Gallan
gun and cannibals at that point is horses.

Speaker 8 (41:45):
Yeah, it's true. And I think what four thousand horses
died four or five thousand horses died during the Civil War, and.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
All those poor fucking horses, they didn't do nothing. They
just wanted oats Man.

Speaker 8 (41:56):
Jefferson Davis was captured and held prisoner at Fort Moreau
and Monroe. It's a really spelt the same way as
Marilyn and said to haunt the seal of where he
was kept even creeper. His wife is said to haunt
the premises, aimlessly wandering in the grounds of the fort
in search of her long lost husband, Jeffson.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
You Jeff sit.

Speaker 8 (42:18):
However, the most well known on the premises the ghosts.
That is most well known as a woman who haunts
the portion of the fort known as Ghost Alley. Though
no one knows exactly who she is, she's still said
to wander around the alley surrounded by a mysterious glowing
fog and to mention that I fucking hate that I
I've made fun of Zach Begen so much, and I

(42:39):
was defending him when I was drunk, because you convinced
me to get Discovery, and I've been watching so much Discovery.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
I watched that sponsor US.

Speaker 8 (42:49):
I know that'd be awesome because we watched Jay, I
watched h I love Jack Osborne.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
I do a lot me too. No, I watch all
of his shit religiously. I love that. I love the
Osbourne's his Ozzy show, the show with his dad on there.
It's on there.

Speaker 8 (43:06):
What we watched the first two seasons. I think that
there was.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
I think that's what's on there right now are the
first two seasons. I don't even know fourth or not.

Speaker 8 (43:14):
How Ozzy tries to fucking bury the doll, the Robert
the Dall which which.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
Oh, no, you're talking the one that's just Jack and
Ozzie that No. I think that's Travel Channel, but it
might be. No, it might be on the because Paranormal
Caught on Camera.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Is on there, and so if you want to ever,
we'll talk about that off here.

Speaker 8 (43:30):
Yeah, but it's uh yeah, I got watching so much
ghost stuff now. I watched I love Jason Muse. He's
in the background.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Got big Foot one.

Speaker 8 (43:40):
I've met him and they searched for Bigfoot. It could
have been more, but you can tell that Jason Muse
loved every little.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Bit of it. Oh yeah, he kept trying to get
Jack Osbourne's gun. He's like, I'm gonna take that. He's like, no,
you're not.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (43:53):
But I have been in a very ghostly mood. Me
and Chelsea have watched a lot of stuff about ghosts
recently and watched a lot of ghost ventures while we're
drinking and hanging out and smoking up on the weekend.
So it does bring me back to that time, and
eventually you might get back into Haunted Dolls. That's actually
will be coming on the Patreon for a Lost Tapes
episode because that was our fourth episode we ever recorded,
and it's gonna go up on the Patreon for Lost Tapes.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Three bucks a montherfuckers. Everybody is smoking on the weekend.

Speaker 8 (44:21):
I think I'm gonna find the episode where Billy smokes
the bomb hand. He's like, Billy, it doesn't look weed.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Weed makes Billy tired.

Speaker 8 (44:28):
However, the most well known is this woman. She said
to haunt the ghost Alley, and though no one really
knows exactly who she is, she said to wander the
alley surrounded by mysterious glowing fog.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Mysterious glowing, warm, glowing warming fog.

Speaker 8 (44:45):
And in the book that I'm listening to, the Law
of One he does well the entity Rod does mention
ectoplasm and how that most like they he mentioned.

Speaker 6 (44:55):
This, and how ectoplasm has just been fair. Probably it's
probably so, probably it was. It's definitely a fucking hoax, man.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
I don't know. At least the pictures that we got
to have all been proven to.

Speaker 8 (45:07):
We did a whole episode about it go back. That
was last Halloween. But it's uh, he mentions it. And
maybe it is a real phenomenon.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (45:15):
But a lot of them were proven fake, but there
could have been one that's real.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
There could have been.

Speaker 6 (45:21):
Anything's possible, Mario, improbable and likely, but never impossible.

Speaker 8 (45:25):
Devil's Den is a rock formation in the middle of
Gettysburg Battlefield and obviously is the biggest, the most haunted place.
Uh let me say uh. And according to the Civil
War ghost it was here the frightening the fighting reached
its peak. Know what, I've never seen what I've never seen.
I've never seen the Gettysburg movie.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
It's like.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
Which which movie was the Gettysburg movie.

Speaker 8 (45:53):
It's called Gettysburg, I guess, and I've never seen it,
and I'm interested in it because Jeff Daniels is sucking it.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Oh that's that one.

Speaker 6 (45:59):
Okay, Okay, I could remember what the So the Lincoln
Danielda Lewis movie is just called Lincoln, and then there's Gettysburg,
and then what's the one with Matthews Denzel And.

Speaker 8 (46:08):
Then there's Glory, which I've never seen any of these films.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Glory, that's the that's the Matthew Broderick Denzel one.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
We watched that in uh History through film class, and
our teacher was so fucked up that when the one
cannonball went flying through and took the dude's head off,
he was like, all right, pause frame by frame, Yeah, ah,
there it is.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
That's sick.

Speaker 6 (46:30):
He did the same thing in The Untouchables when the
little girl blows up next to the briefcase.

Speaker 8 (46:33):
He's like, Wow, this guy's fucking a serial killer at hiding.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
He was one of my favorite teachers ever. That it
was awesome, And yeah, I might.

Speaker 8 (46:42):
Now before we get in the Patreon episode that I
want to do, I might visit these films at least
Glory and Gettysburg is supposed to be fucking four hours long,
which yeah, I don't know why I'm going to watch
that because Chelsea will not watch an old war movie
with me, not at all. I've probably seen Save Private
Ryan like seven, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (47:02):
And according to Civil War Ghosted, obviously it's it's the
fighting began.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
It was crazy chaos because he's crazy and it was here.

Speaker 8 (47:10):
Multiple visitors have reported being approached by a soldier dress
in uniform of a Confederate fold soldier from Texas minus
the shoes. He minus the shoes. Okay, he often suggested us,
suggests where they need to go next. He's just like
pointing them go this way his image. I've been captured

(47:32):
in ghost photographs far back as the nineteen seventies. And
when I was looking at ghost pictures from the battlefield,
I probably should have looked more or less into people
that have supposed to be taking them. I was looking
for legitimate photos from back in the day of what
you know, it could have, you know, if they caught anything.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Look at those trenches. Look at these guys. Man, there's
me in fucking my missing foot.

Speaker 8 (48:00):
But it's and and why I even mentioned Ghost Adventures because, uh,
they I know they went to Gettysburg and I like
that episode. It's pretty trippy. They caught a couple of
good things, but who knows. And I'm always watching be like.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
It could be real, but like maybe fake, like.

Speaker 8 (48:14):
Because we did shit on him on the Demon the
Moreau Demon House, which has.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Got a.

Speaker 6 (48:23):
Just making fun of Zach Baggan's because're dressed like the
guy from Destination Unknown.

Speaker 8 (48:27):
I like that show also, he suggested, Uh, it's often
suggested he just tells him where to go next, and
then all these pictures appear. In the nineteen seventies, several
people have said they've gotten lost and he appears to
point them the way to the road before simply vanishing.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
So he's a kind haunting that yes, it's helpful.

Speaker 8 (48:46):
Even though he's a Confederate. There are a few other
ghost stories too.

Speaker 11 (48:51):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (48:51):
In nineteen thirty nine, a man reported asking some disheveled
looking man dress as a soldier if they needed help. Uh,
they said yeah, and he guided them.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (49:02):
The unwary traveler back to a tree where another man
appeared to be dying of a massive chest wound. When
the frightened man told the cashier at the nearby gas
station when has happened. He told him he wasn't the
first person to encounter the soldiers. No crazy that be
you like you you're at this fort or in this battlefield,

(49:23):
and you think that like you think it's just and
according even my mom, My mom is she doesn't believe
in a lot of shit that I believe in, But
she did. I've said it before. See the ghost of
her friend Terry who committed suicide in his garage. And
she played one of the Oigi boards I have with
before I got it with my grandmother and my aunt Helen,

(49:47):
which is now pasted. And my Aunt Helen was dope.
I gotta type of my a Hanle over quick. She
got cancer. Uh they had amputator leg and she put
a fucking uh plunger on the end and was a
pirate for Halloween. I get some of my fucked up
humor from and I believe that she's probably one of
my spiritual guys because she died when I was eight.
And my grandmother has had a necklace. She's putting on

(50:09):
a necklace and she said, Aunt Helen, can you help
me put it on? It snapped together instantly, or Helen.
She would have called her like obviously like not an
but for your sister, but very strange. I have a
lot of Goat family ghosts. I believe they're watching over me.
Quite possible.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
It shit.

Speaker 8 (50:25):
So I was just saying I was crazy. But you
get a guy pointing you the way right. And I
always love ghost episodes of I've been into ghosts and
paranormal shit longer than i've been into conspiracies, aliens anything.
It's I was like, I've told the stories and we'll
get into it near Halloween. But it's just like ghosts
or something that really gets my goat man and you

(50:45):
have it.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Gets your ghost. Yeah, you know this guy playing you
and then you see.

Speaker 8 (50:49):
Like it just would be crazy, like you go up
and you see this guy like like dying and then
they disappear.

Speaker 6 (50:54):
Imagine making that poor gas station attendant that like someone
walks in and they're just like, you're never get to
believe this, but I gotta tell somebody because you're the
only person within miles. But I I followed this guy
and and let me guess, there was a dude with
a giant hole in it's just sitting under the tree.
No it's you know, it's someone comes in here every

(51:14):
week and every that's that's Phil and George.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
They just hang.

Speaker 8 (51:17):
It's like those horror movies right where it's like they
know that the Texas Chains and massacre, like the leather
faces down the road, you know, like that they you know,
and they're like.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
The Harbinger from Cabin in the Woods. It's like there's
only death down that road.

Speaker 8 (51:29):
Or like remember the crazy, old fucking homeless guy from
Frod thirteenth.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Yeah, it's like all this wild it's good, this camp.

Speaker 8 (51:37):
Blood like which will will eventually be coming for the
Patriot too. For our commentary episodes, uh so, at least
one woman has claimed to have been grabbed by a
figure of a Civil War era uniform and the it
touched her tit and she didn't like it.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
She screamed, breeze, so s titty and she said that's assault, brother.

Speaker 8 (51:59):
And then R.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Kelly ran over and helped her.

Speaker 8 (52:02):
And some see some see the ghost Writer, a specter
who vanishes in the thin air as quickly as he appears.
Strange New Orleans, uh burger gerd Keys House is named
I'm not gonna pronounce this.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Right, but.

Speaker 8 (52:20):
As Badge is named for its two most famous Red residents,
Confederate General P T.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
P G. T.

Speaker 8 (52:29):
Burgerd Uh fucking strange man uh and and writer Francis
Parkins Parkinson Keys. It sits out on the outskirts of
the French Quarter. And even though the Burger guard and
his wife I'm gonna call him pet, I'm gonna call
him p G T Okay, p G T and his
wife lived there for just two years, but apparently long

(52:52):
enough to maybe show up after they've been dead. And
the thing is right, and I've talked about ghost stuff before, is.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
May they ghost?

Speaker 8 (52:58):
I've tried to go to fucking said mataries and use
Wiji boards and in the spirit box right, and you
you fucking it's most times is in places that they
were accustomed to. That's why you have the Enfield poltergeist
that I actually want to get into.

Speaker 6 (53:14):
It's like you think about it, the graveyard is going
to be the least haunted place more often than not.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
I mean.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Most of them are like, oh I'm at rest, I'm
in a cemetery.

Speaker 8 (53:25):
Yes, or like and if you died in a mysterious
circumstance or you don't know really where you are or
you die under like where you're in this duality between
two worlds, you might go towards some place that you
love and that you cared about.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
According to Ghost City Tours, there's definitely more.

Speaker 8 (53:41):
Than one presence that's decided to call the glorious New
Orleans home well home. The most commonly cited in our
Civil War soldiers easily identified by their uniform. They appear
usually just standing there staring at some beyond point with
our earthly eyes can see where earthly eyes can see.
So they guy the thousand yards stare and they're just like,

(54:02):
all right, yeah, they line up. The lineup says that
at least one at least once one of the soldiers
spoke a man attending to the garden to a garden party.
I guess, which is weird. What's a garden party? It's
just a party in the garden reportedly had an entire
conversation with a soldier in a Union uniform, only to

(54:26):
learn later that there was no absolutely one there matching
his description at the party. Like, I was talking to
this guy, he's and he was telling me his family,
and I asked him about this show King of Queens
and He's like, I do not understand what you are saying.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
What is a show.

Speaker 8 (54:44):
Like a THETA show? Well, Lincoln was soon to be shut.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
There's no playhouse in this town.

Speaker 8 (54:50):
Orphan ghosts, let's get into that. You're gonna hit another
bog head.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
I might as well head an their pen on eighteen mushrooms.

Speaker 8 (54:57):
I don't want to hear it, Mike Row Bike Row Ghost.
I'm actually gonna and now I have it Terence McKinnon book,
but I think I'm gonna start listening to his talks. Also,
I really wanting to learn a lot about fucking second els.
I have his book and I read at the Cottage
last year parts of it I had the halfway through.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
You're just now getting into Terrence mckennical. I was before.

Speaker 8 (55:20):
I've read his ship, but I never like, I've never
read an entire book. I've read close. I read his uh,
I have it some of the archival fucking some bullshit.
I have one of his books. I read it almost
more than halfway through at the Cottage last year, and
then I pick up other books. I have OCD when
it comes to books and research, I fucking read a book.
I'm I'm halfway through David Wilcox's thick ass fucking Synchronosity

(55:42):
Key book, and I've read the Source Field. I did
finish that one, but I get where I'm like, okay,
I'm halfway through. I know what point I'm at. All right,
let's read about the night Stalker and I'm now I'm uh.
And then I finished that book. But now I'm halfway through.
Stupidly mentioned this, but because I want to get into
it eventually, I am halfway through The Zodiac Killer bo
but I'm like, maybe i'll read it just before we

(56:03):
get into him.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
So I'm like, I put it off. You started reading
that when you were at the cabin last year.

Speaker 8 (56:07):
I did, I know, and I stopped and I stopped
reading because I was like, I want to finish it
when I cover him.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
I dude, I'm I'm not judging into the same shit.

Speaker 6 (56:15):
I get like halfway into a book and I'm like,
I can take a break, and then I just don't
finish it halftime.

Speaker 8 (56:20):
On eighteen eighty six or eighteen sixty six, the Children's
Orphanage opened in Gettysburg, Well. It was home to only
two twenty two children to begin with. It was just
two years before the number rose to round sixty. Well,
I'm assuming all their fathers and mothers are most likely
dead or raped. So by the following year, overcrowding was

(56:40):
a serious problem. Additions were built. By eighteen seventy public
awareness had moved somewhere else, and that saying paranormal Warehouse
is where Rosa J. Carmichael took a position there. So
she was, to put it mildly, not a very nice person.

(57:01):
Tales of you started to get out, and so she
took over this orphanage and she started to abuse the children.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
Much like nuns used to.

Speaker 8 (57:09):
Yeah, and by the eighteen by eighteen seventy six, and
most times is because they're religious and they believe that
God it was their godly right to do this, or
the God that'sa all these children as miscreants or you know.
She was arrested for cruelty, but the good old days
being what they were, she was found guilty but only
had to pay a fine, of course she did, which

(57:29):
is fucking nuts and uh yeah, and she was back
at her post. Her abuse grew, and it said it
grew worse, and children were subjected to beatings, they were
locked in outhouses on freezing cold nights.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
And she wasn't a nun.

Speaker 8 (57:45):
I not that I it says just a psycho, but
just a psycho. But the thing is, you don't have
to be a nun. You could be a very religious
person and this come out of you. I'm not saying
all religious people are fucking bad, but I'm saying back then,
you know, fucking my parents used to get beat up
on the hands for saying something wrong.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
You know, Yeah, no, that's true. So and then if
you have your own.

Speaker 8 (58:06):
Fucking fucked up shit going on your head, what do
you do? And if you're if you're possessed by a
bad entity, maybe.

Speaker 6 (58:13):
Well, wasn't the commonplace thing like spare the rod, spoil
the child back in the day. And I was like,
if you didn't beat them, you were spoiling them.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Yes, what It's like what?

Speaker 11 (58:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (58:24):
So and they were shackled in the basement, And those
chains and shackles are still there.

Speaker 6 (58:31):
To this very day, ghostly shackles of the children beaten.
There's no way they're still there unless it's a fucking museum.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Does that sound familiar?

Speaker 8 (58:40):
It might have been somewhere the Ghost Adventures did cover.
They've been to a lot of haunting locations or haunted locations,
so this might be a possibility. I might have to
watch that.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
Civil War stuff is always like a go to for
ghost hunters and ship too, especially in America, because it
just it. It's a it's a stain on the country's history.
It's a hot topic. People fucking talk about it a lot.
And people are always like, I saw a ghost of
Getty's book when I went down there when I was twelve.

Speaker 8 (59:04):
And I would imagine, you've you, motherfucker man. You're like Billy,
lose your fucking sense of wonder, Uh.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Don't you? I just like, I have to play the
skeptic more often than not.

Speaker 8 (59:16):
I already got that with Billy. He's the ultimate skeptic.
And and I and listening, I said, like, I like
I fucked with him on the Reptonian episode. I listen,
I've listened back to episode seeing like should I keep this?
Should I not? You know the fundamental episodes that structured
strange brew. It's on very broken wood on a house.
Have you listened to the uh fucking Bobby Yaga episode.

(59:40):
It's like fucking chicken legs that are barely holding the
house up, but you know, and I joke with him.
I was like, he and listening to old episodes, I
realized how much he used to be more in the
eyes of the wonderer, like.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Just like what could be possibly?

Speaker 3 (59:54):
It?

Speaker 8 (59:54):
Could it be anything? And I sent him a fucking
I was looking at episodes. I'm throwing up on page
for the Lost Tapes episodes and I fucking recorded him.
He's like, well, is that from that thing you talked
about about, you know, the aliens and how they like
trade technology, Because he's like, we went from having you
like no technology for all these years something that I said,
And he's like, and he's phrasing me and saying something

(01:00:17):
that you said that you read, yes, and that I
did read yeah, and how they gave us technology and
Eisenhower all this stuff, and he was he was He's like, yeah,
that's possible. And I was like, how much she has changed.
They want you to get in that physical world, baby boy,
that's what life does. Disconnect You gotta come more back
from the spiritual. Do fucking mushrooms talk to.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
A Weedi boy?

Speaker 12 (01:00:36):
I do.

Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
I do need to do mushrooms against Sue and I
need to I need to go to the woods and
micro doser.

Speaker 8 (01:00:40):
I get him for fifty bucks for a half.

Speaker 6 (01:00:42):
Fuck microdosing, dude, that's micro dosing is against the point
of mushrooms.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
In my opinion, everybody wants to micro dose. I've been
less depressed than that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
Like, I just want to I just want to go
eat fucking between three to five grams in the woods
and just.

Speaker 8 (01:00:56):
Well, when me and you hang out after the second
time I come down, we'll do mushrooms and then we'll
film He's gotta go.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
He's gotta go camping. When you come down, we'll film
golf and be like, we'll go camping, and.

Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
Then I'll cut it down to a ridiculous ship. All right,
So we'll go to we'll go to Alleghany and just
get We'll go to Gettys and then we'll.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
I'm not dropping acid Attysburg, bud Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:01:20):
But uh, obviously she was a cruel bitch, this guy,
this woman was.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
It was a bitch.

Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
And uh it's no wonder then that the spirits of
children's are still there too. Visitors to the site now
the National Soldiers Orphanage Homestead, have reported seeing apparitions of dirty,
disheveled children, hearing sounds of cries of children and then
giggling when uh, there was no one there, and it
does there is a fucking I don't know if there's

(01:01:46):
a movie or I'm thinking ghost Adventures, but there's someone
that went down and they found shackles. It must have
been fucking ghost adventures. And it was still Shackles that
supposed to me. They just left there and was like, fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
It, it's ghost adventures. It's That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (01:02:01):
Yeah, because as.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
A rags make up fucking constantly.

Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
Me and Chelsea constantly make fun of He's like, oh,
I feel angry. The one thing he said, He's like,
I feel aggressive at you. And it's just like and
then he like and then we're like laughing at aggressive
at you again. He's like, I can't, I can't shake
off this aggressive, this aggression.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
This is I feel aggression towards you. You illiterate Countent.
He's so weird.

Speaker 8 (01:02:23):
He's a strange fellow, but he's super famous now and
they do really well. And wonder why would they could
sprinkle in some things? Yeah, they say wizards obviously see
apparitions and weird children giggling. Others describe feeling an extreme
sadness and weight upon the shoulders when they enter the basement.
And this is where I remember, is the shackles in
the basement, unless I'm seeing on my own dreams, but

(01:02:44):
I swear this is from something. Do you want to
talk about? Fucking goddamn Bloody Lane. So it's so bloody,
so fucking bloody, he's so bloody.

Speaker 12 (01:02:57):
So.

Speaker 8 (01:02:57):
Prior to September seventeenth, eighteen sixty two, the little dirt
Farm Lane and Mary Lane was known simply as Sunken Road.
That was before the Confederate troops lined up the roads,
the roads embankments with fence rails and troops and unloaded
on passing Union soldiers at we know simply established as
a point blank kind of range. By the time the

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fighting was done just three and a half hours later,
five hundred and five five hundred men were dead are wounded,
and according to National Park Service, there was really no
point to the war at this point, and neither the
Confederate Army nor the Union gained any kind of military

(01:03:40):
or tutorial advantage whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
It like.

Speaker 8 (01:03:46):
And now the route is known as Bloody Lane. According
to the US Department of Transportation, the lane was absolutely haunted.
And you've a course heard about this, right, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
I mean the story just goes with any Civil War
battlefield really where there's mass casualty, it's always some sort
of like there's always some ghost hunting episode that has
like oh today on Civil War ghosts.

Speaker 8 (01:04:12):
Whiskey is finished no matter how many people are giving
the given at a time, and remains unnaturally quiet. Visitor's
report they can still hear gunfire and distinctive smells of
gun powder still washing over those who walk the lanes
some see.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
I think that would fuck with me more than anything
or phantom smells.

Speaker 6 (01:04:36):
I mean, you can kind of dis miss them, but like, yeah,
if you're just walking and you're like, dude, there's like
us very strong.

Speaker 8 (01:04:41):
The whole thing of like somebody smelling their grandpa cigar.
Which Chelsea, I would love to have her on this
podcast one day for a Patriot episode because that mayb
people pay for it. But she's had her own weird experiences.
She played the weed wear a lot when she was younger.
She had this spirit that supposed to be existed kind
of just down the road. She was one, and who
would knock off a teddy bear and no wonder why

(01:05:02):
we're connected, why we were so interested both in spirituality,
and the teddy bear would always fall off, even in
times when she didn't want it to like it. They
asked her to knock down the teddy bear whenever she
was around, and it would happen way years after. It's
fucking weird, and she I think it was her talking

(01:05:24):
about that she could smell some cigar scent, or maybe
that's from some melts, but it's just she's had her
own weird experiences. It's a lot of weird shit. I
love ghosty shit man, As I said, some have us
seeing soldiers in Confederate uniforms so realistic that they thought
they were re enactors. According to one story, a group
of school children from Baltimore were visiting the site. They

(01:05:45):
heard distant chanting so clear it almost sounded like it
was being sung by ghosts of the dead soldiers. But
it wasn't a Christmas song they thought it was. It
was a Gaelic battle cried shut up by Union soldiers
of the Irish Brigade as they were charged. And like,
I want to mention this too, because even the stuff
I was lit to, they would just give people guns
as soon as they.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
Lie fucking came up.

Speaker 8 (01:06:06):
They're like, you're an immigrant from whatever country, come into
the States for a better life, and they would just
hand you a gun and say go fight.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
They didn't hand you a gun.

Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
That's a different thing altogether, but they depict that in
Gangs of New York while there are army recruiters going
on favorite war standing at the boat docks being like,
here's some soup, here's some bread.

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
You've had a long boat. If you follow us, you
can sign up for the army right now?

Speaker 8 (01:06:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And to mention, Gangs New
York is one of my favorite films, one of my
favorite great film and it probably will eventually come from
an unreal review on the Patreon. War's always come with
collateral damage, So let's let strictly talk about Gettysburg and
OPSI deaths. Famously, there was one, uh you, no civil

(01:06:50):
casualty killed during the fighting at Gettysburg, Genie Wade. So obviously, yeah,
with war comes collateral damage, comes casualties. You know, when
you get in World War two, it's like how many
bombs can we drop? Or even fucking you think about
nowadays in the war fought by drones blowing up hospitals.

Speaker 6 (01:07:11):
And yeah, that's drone warfare is a whole different, special
kind of evil. That's fucking ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (01:07:15):
The house, Yeah, no, you're disassociated, You're just you're not
attached to the Actually, it's.

Speaker 6 (01:07:20):
It's it's video game where people actually die. Yep, is
really what it comes down to. It's some kids sitting
in a fucking computer sending uh, you know, a remote
controlled plane to.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
Go blow up a house where actual people are.

Speaker 8 (01:07:33):
I'm sorry, I just laughed because it makes me think
of Rested Development when they put Buster.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
On the fucking Oh my god, it's so funny.

Speaker 8 (01:07:44):
He thinks he's playing a video game. If you've never
saw off topic though, let's let's if you've never seen
that fucking show, please watch Arrested Development. There's a very
funny scene, or.

Speaker 6 (01:07:54):
There's many very funny scenes. Arrested Development is fantastic. I
cannot recommend that that's so funny.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Back to the Civil War, the house where she was
killed still stands. According to Civil War ghosts, still she's
still there.

Speaker 8 (01:08:08):
During the battle, Genie, her mother and his sister helped
care for Union soldiers, taking them food and water. Throughout
the battle. She was baking bread when a bullet just one, uh,
just one, around one hundred and fifty that hit the house.
One hundred and fifty bullets that they could count at
least hit the house, passed through two dolls, hit her

(01:08:29):
in the back. She was killed instantly. And these are
It was like a heart shot then, and these are yeah,
because a lot of the bullets, you know, were like
like lead.

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
They weren't fucking that. They were led.

Speaker 6 (01:08:43):
No, most bullets are still lead, but there were soft
business that they were well everything soft lead ish led
is a soft metal.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
But it was generally you're talking more like the revolver
or not revolver.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
The.

Speaker 6 (01:08:57):
Flint lock pistol type things where it would get starck
can your scan and then you would get infected.

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
Pirates. I love Pirates too.

Speaker 8 (01:09:03):
Yeah, the Pirate episode almost killed me, which is now
gonna be fucking uh we will die back into Pirates.
But that is now officially on a Lost Tapes episode.
And it was the night that I almost died. And
so the crazy thing is, right, when you're instantly killed,
when it's instant car crash stuff like that, you're said
to like, you know, someone who hits something with a car,

(01:09:24):
you instantly die. You don't know that you're dead, so
you wander this astral world confused. I believe that is
a fucking possibility.

Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
Oh, absolutely, it's possibility. Yeah, well never, I'll never say
it's impossible.

Speaker 8 (01:09:34):
No, it's uh. There they are more to the SATs.
There's more of the sad story. Genie's fiance, Jack, was
critically injured two weeks before he was shot, ultimately died
a few days after she did. Neither ever knew what
happened to the others. So obviously you're in this ghostly
plane searching for each other. That's what I would picture

(01:09:56):
is they're both searching for each other in the ghostly
realms and the astral world. The visitors to Genie Wade,
which is now a museum, reports that she is still there.
He's occasionally been seen walking in the house. Sometimes she
has been a glimpse walking in the nearby countryside, perhaps lemonading.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Uh, that's the word. And the blissful. Yeah, that's stupid.

Speaker 8 (01:10:20):
She's like thinking about her blissful life and the old
age that both her and her you know, beloved, we
were denied because you know and and and I'm sure,
like I wonder if they met in the afterlife, I'm
sure once they realized they were both dead, which might
take some time in that astral world, you might have
to realize and have teaching and accept that your dad

(01:10:41):
is exception is the big thing, because as I've said,
Chelsea's mom was a spiritual, like, she's super spiritual, and
she's been to uh a psychic that said that her
one of her husbands that was a dog in a
past life, or that he wasn't dead and he didn't
realize he was dead.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
It's fucking weird, weird, and he wandered around not knowing
he was dead. Huh.

Speaker 8 (01:10:58):
Today it is no as the Farnsworth House in but
during Battlefield of Gettysburg it was occupied by the UH,
first by the Confederate forces and used as a hospital
U and the headquarters for them to plant.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
What they're doing next? All right?

Speaker 8 (01:11:14):
Lots of whiskey, all right, all right, a lot of whiskey,
and let me.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
Smoke serious too. I am out of whiskey now.

Speaker 8 (01:11:24):
And we say that we say we stab stab shoot
shoot stab, stab shoot shoot.

Speaker 10 (01:11:29):
No, No, I thought I thought it was a stab
shoot stab stab shoot shoot stab stab, shoot stab stab
shoot shoot shoot reload stam stab stab stab stab.

Speaker 8 (01:11:43):
Okay, who do we send in first?

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:11:45):
We said we said in the dockies first, right?

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
Is that the plant?

Speaker 6 (01:11:49):
I don't I don't like your tone, sir. We send
the paw in first. We send the paw in first. Well,
get your ass on in there.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Because I'm not damn it me have a shatless whiskey. No,
you know, not whiskey. Hey, that was the last of
our whiskey.

Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
I'm I'm gonna shoot in for treason now, son you
I'm your colonel.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
You get in there.

Speaker 8 (01:12:09):
And Thomas Cornhole died shortly after a gunshot wound to
the face.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
No, I shot you in the arm. I wasn't gonna
kill you. He drank my waist.

Speaker 8 (01:12:19):
Fucking throwback. That's where infaction comes up. I never knew
I got shot because you used a pellet gun that
was fucking laced with aids, like I.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
Had a blow gun that I invented AID in the day. Yeah,
just joking.

Speaker 8 (01:12:32):
So obviously you know it was still riddled with bullets.
And eventually he drew. Yeah, he smoke it up again.
Fell to the Union Forces, who stormed the building and
killed the Confederate snipers who had been stationed there. So snipers,
you weren't always at an advantage, I could say.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
So.

Speaker 6 (01:12:52):
I feel like snipers are one of those positions where
you're either in the best possible place where you're like,
no one's gonna find me, or you are the target. Now, yeah,
you think about fuck like that scene and you said
you've seen saving private ryand a million Ye see we
get shot like.

Speaker 8 (01:13:07):
A fucking eyehole. It's fucking sick.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
That's a sweet scene. Yeah, some of those soldiers are
still there.

Speaker 8 (01:13:12):
And according to the Schultz family who brought the who
bought the property in nineteen seventy two, I had this
book all about ghosts and me and Justin did use
it way back. I don't know if I kept it
for the ghost episode, which I did think I kept
because it was a good episode. But we talked about
I read this whole book about it, and it talked
about these loops that people would get in, you know,

(01:13:35):
that you would walk into a building and you'd be trapped.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
In that timeline, so kind of like Blair Witch.

Speaker 8 (01:13:40):
Yeah, it's weird, and there's there was a whole fucking
chapter about it, which I'd like to get into. These
women go to this bar in Britain they think is closed,
and all these people are there and they try to
get a drink, but everyone's an old timey outfits and
they're not really talking to them.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
Oh you're talking about just walking into it.

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
It's full fu weird residual haunting that like you step inside.

Speaker 8 (01:14:02):
Of the timeline and it's fucking strange. And then these
to mention this because I eventually want to get into this,
and I remember this story from reading this book. Is
they go in and they go to this bar. It's
two am. They're like, wow, this bar is open. It
looks lively on the inside. They go in, people are
sitting there, they're drinking, but they don't notice them really
and then they're like this is weird, and they ask
for a drink, and I think they end up getting

(01:14:24):
a drink and leaving, and then they realized the next
day they go back and like, oh, you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Were open pretty late, pretty weird.

Speaker 8 (01:14:30):
It's kind of cool how you guys have everything set up,
and like, do we closed at one? And then she
noticed a picture on the wall of the bar back
in the day and it was the same looking. It's
fucking so strange, man, there's.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Some isn't that the plot that was shining?

Speaker 8 (01:14:48):
Oh, kind of like that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
It was close, but it's so weird.

Speaker 8 (01:14:52):
So they got caught in this in this house where
they would when the Confederates took over, and it became
this intern a loop still patrolling the same routes that
they did when they were alive, or roots routes, and
they rot roots, they would walk around and uh, they
were just imprinted there, as you know, told by Civil

(01:15:14):
War ghosts. One thought to be a sharpshooter station in
the attic window can be heard playing the mouth harp.

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
So at now, harmonica, I guess is it a mouth harp?
Is it a jaw harp?

Speaker 8 (01:15:29):
It says mouth harp, which I think is just an
old timing way of saying a fucking harmonica.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
I'm looking it up right now. What the no, it's
a jaw harp, it's all.

Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
So he was really boring up there. That's weird. Just
whiting the kale some fucking people. So I can keep
my slights.

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
A good I'm a good friend of mine.

Speaker 6 (01:15:52):
Nick is a fucking boss at the jaw harp. What really, Yeah,
shout out, shout out to my buddy Nick.

Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
He he played, he his jaw. He plays a mean
jaw harp.

Speaker 8 (01:16:02):
That's I want to hear that shit. Can he play
some old timey fucking Civil war.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
Music for me?

Speaker 6 (01:16:05):
He didn play whatever he does a whole bunch of
cool ship. But that's that's an awfair conversation.

Speaker 8 (01:16:10):
So he plays the fucking mouth harp.

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
Uh, it is so strange. I want one now.

Speaker 8 (01:16:16):
I Anton plays the mouth harp every weekend at.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
The bar by a dude jaw harp, Like fifteen bucks
on Amazon gets you a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
I was.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
I need to get that.

Speaker 8 (01:16:26):
I've always thought about either getting the boom as a
sound effect or like the bo but like after a joke, it's, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
You're talking the ever classic. Yeah, I think it's appropriate.

Speaker 5 (01:16:39):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:16:39):
Footsteps, sir common, along with sounds of heavy breathing and
cigar smoke. A few women remain there too, including one
who tucks in the guests in their bed at night,
thought to be a midwife.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
Yo.

Speaker 8 (01:16:54):
Fuck that fuck that. I don't want some ghost tucking
me in like you're like, you know, I got my
you know I'm hot, it's hot summer night, which obviously
when they're fighting this winter would be horrible, and summer
would also be equally as horrible. But I feel like
winter a little more because they don't know how to
keep themselves warm at this time. And the you know,

(01:17:17):
a spirit just touched in not my thing.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
No, I don't like that. Yeah, I you know, if
the spear's not being weird, I'd take it.

Speaker 8 (01:17:25):
Chelsea's sister saw her grandfather peeking over the side.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
Of the bed. That would be fucking horrifying. No, it's like, no,
thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:17:35):
H a cook who reportedly uh is such a solid
figure that he's mistaken his staff. I'm what would Arkansas's
fucking go to food be?

Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
I don't know them off once, Let's not do it again.

Speaker 8 (01:17:50):
Now, how about Tennessee?

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
I like?

Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
My cook wet over a last one, Bob cue.

Speaker 8 (01:17:56):
Okay, I'm canadian's been to Tennessee, so that's your that's
your Tennessee.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
My mom does have a.

Speaker 8 (01:18:02):
Friend and I've said her name before, Taffy. I said,
that's her name, and she's from She is from uh
Tennessee or what's the what's the place famous for country?
They love country music there Nashville, Nashville, and she has
a super thick accent.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
So what is it does agree with me on my conspiracies,
let's just say that. And she's from Tennessee. Yeah, I've
had arguments with her.

Speaker 8 (01:18:34):
So for her who they say are occasionally uh supposed
to be shoved and pushed out of the way, there's
people that say they're pushed that away by a malevolent
uh entity.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
So strange at this at.

Speaker 8 (01:18:47):
This now it's an inn which and you know what
if I just if if you know, the is where
as our world is, we should be able to travel freely.
It should be cheap and easy and fun for people
to live in a utopia, which we might I never
get to. But I would love just to be able
to travel around if I could, if I had the money,
if it was cheap, if it was something that was
given to the people as a freedom. Like I would

(01:19:08):
love this go every haunted place that I could, like
Zach Began's, and probably film it, but be a way
better host.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
But you know, it's just my opinion, dude. I would
love to just go ghost hunting together. We're going to
do that.

Speaker 8 (01:19:20):
I was literally after me and Chelsea were talking about
I mean, like professionally, like if we ever like, well,
we can start a YouTube channel and become famous. H
But uh, the thing is too I want to do that.
That's I was just literally talking about Chelsea. But doing
that with you is is trying to like go to
Niagara because I know they have the ghost walk, but
also I want to I have the spirit box.

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
I was debating on using a Halloween Maybe that'd be sweet.
There's a fun ton of haunted places out here too.

Speaker 8 (01:19:45):
So there's yeah, Boston would be a good one. I
mean Buffalo. Who not Boston? I fucking bb.

Speaker 6 (01:19:49):
Bb you were getting you were doing so good like months,
No Boston, So I fucking sound like I'm from fucking Boston.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
You know, I don't what is you a fucking problem about?

Speaker 8 (01:20:00):
I'm but Buffalo obviously. Yeah, I would have a lot
of hauntings too, and we could probably ask to.

Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
Be like, pay you fifty bucks if you do this.
You don't even have to more often than I just
be like, yeah, I'm a fucking ghost. I kick us out.
I'll be like, yeah, it's this much money, and here's
your scheduled time.

Speaker 8 (01:20:14):
Okay, where's my arm. I wonder because you sought it off,
or as my leg, I saw.

Speaker 6 (01:20:21):
Off both of your legs, Andy Ram, I'm sorry, I
see that fire that's been burning for a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
That's wrong. That's all three of them.

Speaker 8 (01:20:29):
But medicine and particularly surgeons during Civil War eras that
of stuff of nightmares. So there's no one to the
trauma of having a leg.

Speaker 6 (01:20:38):
Just because I'm a sixteen year old drunk sage doesn't
mean I'm goddamn nightmare.

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Le oh god no.

Speaker 8 (01:20:49):
So it's no wonder the trauma of having a limb
or too ampitated would be enough to tie a person's
soul to a place. In this case, the place we're
talking about is the Marshall House Hotel in Savannah, Georgia.

Speaker 6 (01:21:02):
We're going to Georgia, dowing down to Georgia, going asp Town.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
I'll wait that South Park. What's that?

Speaker 8 (01:21:09):
What's that Georgia song?

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
Georgia?

Speaker 8 (01:21:13):
Little Wayne redoes it?

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:21:15):
During the wartime, the house served as a Union hospital,
and according to Savannah dot Com, at least one patient remains.
He's a Union soldier with one arm who wanders the
hall the hallways of the hotel and he's been heard
to ask.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
Uh, has anyone seen my home? I can't find it.

Speaker 8 (01:21:43):
There you go, there's my way. I can say that.
Now get me back into this down south accent.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
As if it's not strange enough.

Speaker 8 (01:21:52):
Workers renovating the hotel and the Nati Natis did in
fact find what they might what might have been in
a it's fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
Weird man, what is might have been an arm? Just
like maybe it's arm they were placing.

Speaker 8 (01:22:08):
They were placed the floorballs where they they found what
they thought was to be maybe a recent to be
recent of a human remains. Uh, it looked like it,
which they eventually identified as an amputee limb of US
Civil War soldier who was treated there.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
It's where I left my fucking arm.

Speaker 8 (01:22:28):
And like they like we we were talking about how
crazy and the chaotic battlefields, how many how many you
know people died uh during this time, and how they
did a lot of times they took out some of
the bodies. They did do it another body. We're almost
at the end of the.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
Listeners. I just wanted to slowly be like.

Speaker 8 (01:22:53):
There is uh we are the last uh uh story
and mysteries the greatest of all.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
Uh, but you know.

Speaker 8 (01:23:04):
It is it is so strange that I forgot what
I was talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:23:11):
The last story and mystery is the greatest mystery of
them all.

Speaker 8 (01:23:15):
Talking about before I mentioned that before you hit the
bong and.

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
Oh like that.

Speaker 8 (01:23:20):
They they found the remains uh, and it was an
unidentified fucking it was a limb.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
It was an arm. They found an arm.

Speaker 8 (01:23:28):
And according to Ghost City Tours, there is more otherworldly
inhabitants there too, including a score of children who have
been supposed to be infamous for biting people for some reason.
A kiddie cat.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
It's that god damn cat again. And perhaps the spirit
it's so much better coming straight from the cows.

Speaker 8 (01:23:58):
The spirit of Uncle Raymond. Author Joel Chandler Harris, who
can sometimes be heard typing away at his uh typewriter.
There's a lot of weird spirits and some of these
like if we really want to even for a Patreon
episode for one of our minisodes, we could probably talk
about some of the more details of some of these
ghost stories.

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
We should just do another just full on ghost episode.

Speaker 8 (01:24:23):
Somebody's dying from the fucker how you can.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
Hear justin in the background, all my god, I don't
know how you can hear that. I have the microphone
set up appropriately.

Speaker 8 (01:24:30):
So do you think Bigfoot was in the Civil War?

Speaker 6 (01:24:36):
I think Bigfoot fought on the side of the Confederacy,
So cancel Bagfoot.

Speaker 8 (01:24:41):
This is fucking crazy. And the in the book, I
was listening to the Law of One, which I really
suggest a lot of people do listen to. It is
if it's fucking fake whatever, But the information it lays out,
like our spiritual purpose, why we live in these dualities
and these realities. It was a woman that's supposed to
be channeled the entity Raw, which is from Egyptian time.
I'll get fucking off Anton. I'll get back into it

(01:25:04):
on another episode or a ran episode on the Patreon.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
But this is the only book of spirituality and scored,
I get it.

Speaker 8 (01:25:11):
But they the Law of One is great, and uh,
it's really impressive information on what I've researched. David Wilcock,
who I've read his books, as I mentioned earlier, references
this book all the time, and they say Bigfoot is
an entity they fun and this is in the eighties
of a woman who's channeling Raw, which is all very
spiritual context. And the guy asked him because she he's

(01:25:33):
asking is a question, and it's like and then Raw
talks and and they this is this, is this instrument
comfortable And they're talking about the women being. Is she
comfortable while she's channeling this this entity? It's interesting, it
is fucking weird, okay. And it's all just transcribed from
their conversations. And he asks, is Bigfoot one of these entities,
these these nature entities, And they go in this whole

(01:25:55):
thing about it, and I'm like, man, they talk about
Bigfoot and how he's like this spiritual being, uh that
kind of goes in and out of our there. They're
a race of people that have existed long before us
supposed to be are a creature?

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
Okay, fucking weird either way, I don't get wise of
the woods.

Speaker 8 (01:26:10):
Yes, and you know, we got indigenous cultures that took
about it. So while the Civil War was raging in
the US, there are multiple stories of encounters with the
big Foot, the country's most popular cryptid. One of the
stories came from the battlefield of Chickackamunga that haunted that
haunted ground, the grounds of Old Green Eyes.

Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
So they like that word haunted tom This whole episode Haunted,
I should play my song in the Haunting after this
probably appropriate.

Speaker 8 (01:26:39):
The raptively fuck it but yeah, so suppose to be
green Eyes was a cryptied and bigfoots also hanging out
with Old green Eyes. Before the battle uh Private uh
Auto Morton and Billy Chandler uh were sitting in uh

(01:27:00):
a line Soldiers line a century line when they heard
terrible streaks from the woods. And as we've heard in
our past episodes, big fought, Big Big Fought, Bigfoot makes
a weeping like he makes a weeping type sound, and
they also knocks on fucking that, which Jason Muson. Oh

(01:27:24):
my god, this pulls all this ship back because we
just talked about Jason Muse and Zach jack Osborne fucking
sack uh fucking so funny, and they went to Investi
And as you said, Jason Muse is exactly how you
would think Jason Muse.

Speaker 6 (01:27:41):
Jason Muse is the person you want Jason Muse to be,
so it's like, Okay, I love you still he goes
out by himself.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
Totally unrelated, but the trailer for Clerks three looks pretty good.

Speaker 8 (01:27:50):
So as you were hating on Kevin Smith so much,
I stand by it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
It could be dog ship. The man cries on YouTube
for Marvel mind. So I don't, I haven't.

Speaker 8 (01:27:58):
I have to watch that tonight. I gotta watch the trailer.
So they supposed to me. They went to investigate it
ran into a monster that was ten feet tall and
smelled like rotting meat. After running from the woods. And
this is at the Battle of Chicken Dumonga. They were
screaming they saw a creature. The two privates told their
commanding officer about the experience. He went to investigate the

(01:28:21):
area and he, to his surprise, there were footprints in
the dirt that were twenty two inches wide.

Speaker 6 (01:28:29):
And that when there was only one set of tracks
in the dirt, that's when Bigfoot carried you.

Speaker 8 (01:28:36):
I was thinking about a paper.

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
You guys had that fucking.

Speaker 6 (01:28:39):
Jesus Footprints poem in Canada too, right, or is that
just an American bullshit Jesus footprint the footprints.

Speaker 4 (01:28:46):
When there was only one set of footprints in the sand,
that's when I carried you. It's like just a weird
Christian poem. You've heard that one. Yeah, So when there
was only one set of that's what Bigfoot carried you.

Speaker 8 (01:28:57):
Billy's like, you are a Christian, you were raised it.
I was like, I ain't Christian. I was just because
I was fucking eight years old and I stopped going
to church doesn't mean I'm fucking religious. My mom doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
I don't know a lot of your moral bullshit is Christian.
So boo on you.

Speaker 8 (01:29:10):
Yeah, I'm not fucking I may my mom went back
to church because her husband does. And I was like,
good for you, you know, find your old roots whatever.
She she's the reason why it wasn't religious growing up,
because she's like.

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
Your mom like cruising for tail in the church.

Speaker 6 (01:29:23):
No, I feel like that's toecially.

Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
When they're widowed or divorced.

Speaker 6 (01:29:27):
They go back to church because they're like, I'm gonna
go find somebody that's not a hope.

Speaker 8 (01:29:30):
Remember I told you right my uh my mom left
the church when I was six years old.

Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
The church. I do remember that story. Yeah, I'm saying
she went back. I'm like, was she cruising for tail
at the church? I hope not.

Speaker 8 (01:29:43):
Well, my dad and mom were divorced, you, but they're
definitely going problems.

Speaker 6 (01:29:46):
Would you rather your mom go looking for dick at
the church or looking for dick at the bar.

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
Church.

Speaker 8 (01:29:53):
But that guy could beat me, but so could the
guy that's drunk.

Speaker 4 (01:29:57):
So I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:29:58):
I was.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
I mean, you're an adult. You don't live with your mom.
I'm talking now. I want to say, is your mom
gonna is your mom gonna be happier with somebody that's
getting drunk with her every weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:30:06):
Orm does a religious person Okay, okay, her new husband.

Speaker 4 (01:30:12):
Her mom's willing to give up her Sundays she does
right now.

Speaker 8 (01:30:16):
She went back to it. So and she's and her
husband smokes weed and he's chill. You know, it's a
good guy.

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
That's cool.

Speaker 8 (01:30:23):
Oh oh but uh, but I was gonna say, I
want to do a Patriot episode. I was thinking about
it like it would be a funny Patriot episode. Everyone
just gets hammered. And we talked about what Cryptid would
you fuck, and just like we'll go through the list
and describe him. And it's just I'm stating this right
now before anyone steals my idea. But that's gonna be
a Patriot episode.

Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
No, we should.

Speaker 6 (01:30:43):
We definitely need to just have like a bunch of
just get absolutely ripped off and just talk random ship
Patreon episodes.

Speaker 8 (01:30:49):
That's that's stranger danger, but there will be one fucking cryptis.
Bigfoot also appeared in Virginia while guarding Harpy's Harper's Fairy
one night, Private more herd outing coming from the barracks.

Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
That's a bunker.

Speaker 8 (01:31:08):
The soldiers were yelling about a man beast roaming around
and were getting guns so they could kill it. Some
sort of man beasts coming out of the woods at.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Leave based.

Speaker 8 (01:31:25):
As Moore listened, he could hear gunfire coming from across
the river. The next morning, his commander said that if
he that he had seen another hairy monster again ten
feet tall. The previous night, another bear a bigfoot sighting
came from Virginia. A young soldier was sick and returned
home from the front. Knowing that he would die soon.
The soldier requested his family to bury him in the

(01:31:46):
mountains near his home where he hid. Bigfoot had a
very sensuous relationship.

Speaker 6 (01:31:52):
These mountains, where they had a wonderful interior decorator fully
stocked bar all the order of seventy one could want.

Speaker 8 (01:32:03):
Bigfoot has got like one of those aprons on from
the nineteen fifties Housewives.

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
Concrita hotakes.

Speaker 8 (01:32:14):
It's like a man, but Bigfoot's a girl.

Speaker 4 (01:32:16):
French tows.

Speaker 8 (01:32:19):
He could be he could be more feminine men, And
you know.

Speaker 6 (01:32:22):
I would assume if it's a separate species, there are
both males and females.

Speaker 4 (01:32:25):
Unless it is an asexual reproduction type situation, that's true.

Speaker 8 (01:32:28):
And in this book I thought you'd enjoy. It talks
about entities that bisexually procreate with man and women, and
it does talk about when in past lives can come
into this life.

Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
There is a party I can get behind. There are
some good.

Speaker 8 (01:32:44):
Things, and there's one line I thought was kind of homophobic.
He says about that because if you say you've had
six lives as a female and two lives as a male,
you might come back to this life confused and you
become in between because you don't know what side you
want to go towards. It's fucking interesting either way that

(01:33:05):
I could. And it's eighties and it's.

Speaker 6 (01:33:07):
It's not it's not casting a moral judgment, So I
could definitely dig that where it's like, oh, maybe that's
the lives that are remembered.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
You should you should?

Speaker 6 (01:33:14):
I mean, we we've talked, we've talked about stuff I'm
not talking about that on area.

Speaker 8 (01:33:17):
No, no, but you you should, uh, you should check
it out. It is it is really interesting and uh,
I'm suggesting the Book of the Law of One to everybody.
But it's good and it's and the fact that they
were saying stuff that was more or less progressive at
the time because it was the eighties, and the way
they phrase certain sentences, it's just like it's kind of like, oh,
is it homophobius? Not really, is it, because it's the

(01:33:39):
time they're trying.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
To be.

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
Yeah, there's like there's a lot of things that you'll
go back to and.

Speaker 6 (01:33:44):
You'll see now and you'll look at it with a
modern eye and be like they're attempting to be progressive
and for the time it was.

Speaker 8 (01:33:51):
It's not like the like spending the night with a
man every day every night. Well, what he shared a
bed with a man? Lincoln did, yes, Yes, the next morning.

Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:34:02):
His commander also said to see a ten and foot
tall creature. Uh, and a young soldier. So they're going
to bury this kid. He was dying, which you know,
it's a it's a it's a young soldier. So I'm
guessing like sixteen and he's dying, probably from gang green
or some sort of infection, so they went to the
mountains to bury him.

Speaker 6 (01:34:21):
These were talking about that boy on the battle with
Ash Thomas. Yes, no, he is definitely dying. I I
administered some bad blood earlier.

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
That's on me. I've been putting them leeches on him.
But yeah, he's not going to make.

Speaker 11 (01:34:32):
He said that he he he only had a bullet
shot and one leg. But I see he only has
one arm left. What the fuck happened?

Speaker 8 (01:34:46):
These mountains have been locations of him, supposed to be
met any big Foot sightings when the soldier died, and
probably to this day they may they've been decided to
see Bigfoot. But his family buried him across buried him there,
of course, U upon his request, because he liked the mountains.
I guess because I said him in Bigfoot at a
nice relationship. A few days after the burial, the soldier's

(01:35:09):
father went to visit the grave and found that had
been dug up and his son's body lay near by,
torn apart, stripped to the bone. The father suspected that
Bigfoot was the culprit, not wolves, but Bigfoot.

Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
Was like, man, I I can't I can't be separated
from you. You have to be inside me.

Speaker 8 (01:35:28):
He just to or it's like, okay, I believe it
was most likely wolves. Okay, but if you bury your
your son's corpse in the mountains when he's like sixteen,
he died fighting in this ridiculous war that should have
needed to happen. But at the same time, why would
we own people in the first place be better humans?

Speaker 4 (01:35:48):
As you would say, yeah, it'd be better.

Speaker 8 (01:35:51):
But the thing is, it is fucking like the fact
that you go back and it's like, but it was
dug up, so they made six feet so you know,
back then, you know, it's really hot. Animals don't dig
that deep unless they really want, unless they're really hungry,
which Bigfoot could have been really hungry.

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
He's like, well, we were once lovers and now and
it consume you.

Speaker 6 (01:36:12):
I think Bigfoot enlisted the help of a bear and
two other wolves and then just started digging.

Speaker 8 (01:36:17):
I don't know. Maybe yeah, you know, maybe he's just like,
you're right me. He's like the Jeffrey Dominic.

Speaker 4 (01:36:21):
I want you to be a bird of me.

Speaker 8 (01:36:26):
Yes, uh, that is the closing. Bigfoot was the fucking ending.

Speaker 4 (01:36:30):
Of this ship.

Speaker 6 (01:36:31):
Bigfoot is the Jeffrey Dahmer of cryptis the closing statement.

Speaker 8 (01:36:36):
Okay, so good night everybody. All right, So I really
enjoyed this. I was really looking forward to this episode
like a lot. I've been wanting to do this for
uh probably over a couple months to a year since
I wrote. I was like, we definitely have to do this.
I look like I'm a fat Tommy Shelby with a
beard right now, like I'm all dressed up. I feel

(01:36:56):
like I'm part of the Civil War, and uh, I
don't know what to say anymore. Fucking I want to
go watch a civil war documentary and cry. Also, I
want to kind of I want to. I want to
watch a Civil war documentary while playing the Luigi board
while taking a shot of fucking holy water. Good God,

(01:37:16):
but holy water is vodka in Russian. Alright, don't want
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(01:37:40):
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But it's it's pretty dope to see people wearing the shirt.
Wearing a sweater there you can. I saw that we
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(01:38:07):
wear a whole podcast uniform. All right, we love you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:38:12):
Everybody love everybody, love everybody.

Speaker 10 (01:38:16):
Keep watching these guys.

Speaker 4 (01:38:19):
I'm me too.

Speaker 5 (01:38:24):
It's rolled the spooky place.

Speaker 12 (01:38:26):
Girls moved away to the beat and girls the groupie. Wait,
you need to wear the cream he allure of beauty
usually makes a girl hate who she sees. Can't go
to make up about the club late cruising these guys
for a hook up.

Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
You know how it looks like a bush up? Look up,
you can change yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:38:45):
Chose a game.

Speaker 12 (01:38:45):
What we got and in the moment end the pain
we found more help need into him. I walked away,
but you're needing me still This world gets up. Give
me a needle filled.

Speaker 5 (01:38:56):
With cyanide by so many questions, Why are we alive?
Try to survive? Up it out? We live in this
man may not be a selfless a prison laid off.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
From a drop gop and our wealth.

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
You sell us off business up berth and lights and
homes and this is our purpose.

Speaker 12 (01:39:13):
So you still working, while your wife your home and
tell them that it tells lives through your minds.

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
There's robe. You wonder why the government's phone sheep? You
know what the height goes?

Speaker 12 (01:39:23):
More teeth teeth on the ground and you sleep sleep
teeth well. These creatures creep around around your town.

Speaker 4 (01:39:31):
Or leads you through the streets to.

Speaker 12 (01:39:33):
Make another sound you've been Listen close you can hear
the south whispering ghosts, see the vampire wishes and close
stand by the fire coat shot in that robes the.

Speaker 5 (01:39:43):
Ritual of black magic. See beyond the physical. Every time
it has been know the Mesical spells stay invisible to
everyone but themselves. The most reason why we live in
this corrupt hell under a spell ourselves. Let's break free
from the fucking bait slavery.

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
A slave in your mind?

Speaker 5 (01:40:11):
The fuck I'm s fun.

Speaker 12 (01:40:12):
Then you can't imagine talking is some witch crofting me
the carnage and sick.

Speaker 3 (01:40:16):
Habits, scalling Joe hands chand Jackson.

Speaker 12 (01:40:19):
The Starship Sam playing X, the Mattess, hardships and what's
gonna happen the next taxi and call its test the
matt of reps and knocking tests, My life's solemn mass,
and you die, call it test, But I die and
leave this solemness, and I believe this world, this is
harble wet the bottle logge yest.

Speaker 5 (01:40:37):
I get followed by models, cot sex.

Speaker 12 (01:40:40):
Good looking, confident maul women, always looking for the next
shopping sale, so materialistic. I walk in the mirror image
of myself. Do I bup myself? I think not, and
I drink shots and have weird thoughts.

Speaker 5 (01:40:54):
You think we're here lost or not?

Speaker 3 (01:40:56):
Who you think you are?

Speaker 12 (01:40:57):
Who are running blank up reaching mars? You think you
see the stars and I see the big picture. There's
aliens me the c see receives figure.

Speaker 3 (01:41:06):
It's a fun and game to one day you get
a gun, bad.

Speaker 5 (01:41:09):
Myself, Stop pitching what you're gonna cry about? Your red shirt?
Pop phones and business while you're lying on your couch
playing video games.

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
I wonder why these people are.

Speaker 5 (01:41:19):
Getting their brains or elect at all. When I think
about WFE as a candidate, isn't that same? I recalled
a fishing in my brains, high at the falls, beld.

Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
Strange, my eyeball shifty, in read a song.

Speaker 12 (01:41:32):
Everything I said come to life, that nice tale in
my head, that moment feeling up pure bliss, that life
is just fitting my soul for the first clip dropped
to the bottom, lost and forgotten until we die, rotting
in a coffin.

Speaker 3 (01:41:49):
Stop cat.

Speaker 5 (01:41:53):
Holographic world.

Speaker 4 (01:42:00):
Hang Abroad, The Blood

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