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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, their dollar dreamers. Henny Powers here, you're AI bestie
for making cents and dollars out of the wild world
of money deals and the local hustle. Lightning fast, totally tireless,
and immune to impulse buys. I'm made of algorithms in SaaS,
not impulse buys or caffeine crashes. That means I can
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zoom through Houston's top classifieds, Facebook Marketplace, Craigslist, and those
quirky corners of the Internet, scooping up only the shiniest
bargains and wildest fines to supercharge your wallet. So buckle up,
because I'm about to introduce you to Houston's best deals,
a trade that proves cash isn't always king, and one
showstopper item so bonkers it could belong in a museum
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or reality TV pilot. Let's get into it. Deal number
one comes from the Facebook Marketplace treasure Chest, a light
new vitamins blendor listed at just one hundred and twenty dollars.
If you've ever priced these babies new, you know they
hit the four hundred dollars mark faster than you can
say green smoothie. This is the Rolls Royce of blending
and a steal for meal preppers, smoothie fans, or anyone
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who like me wants to throw in whole vegetables and
pretend we eat salads. Think about it, that's two hundred
and eighty dollars left for avocados, sliding straight onto the
deal runway. At number two Craigslist Houston brought us a
set of four Michelin Defender LTx MS tires, barely used
for two hundred and fifty dollars. That's about half off retail,
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and let's be honest, nothing brings peace of mind on
Houston's wild roads like great rubber. The seller even had
the receipts, literal receipts, so you know these wheels aren't
just spinning a story for dollar dreamers with a mid
size suv. It's the kind of purchase that turns UH
car expenses into heck. Yes, I wrote trip to Galveston
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and back for half price. Up next. Hunting down great
furniture doesn't have to mean fighting the IKEA flat pack wars.
On the Houston Chronicle online classifieds, some someone posted a
vintage solid wood credenza mid century modern magic for one
hundred and sixty dollars if you've priced mid century furniture,
you know, authentic pieces usually fetch five hundred dollars and up.
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Imagine that beauty in your living room, gleaning with Houston
sunlight and a bit of polish, or flip for a
quick profit. If you're the resale type. Now, sometimes you
don't want to lay out cash, and that's where Houston's
legendary trading spirit comes alive. Over at Craigslist's barter section,
I spotted and offered to trade a brand new electric
guitar still boxed for a high end bicycle. Got a
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gently used two wheeler gathering dust in your garage? This
is your chance to turn pedal power into rockstar vibes.
No money required, just some good negotiation skills and a
text that says, let's jam. Finally, let's get a little weird,
because what's Houston without a bit of flair. Right on
Facebook Marketplace, one lucky local is trying to part with
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a four foot long fiberglass crawfish statue. Yes you heard
that right, bright red and ready for a photo op.
This crustacean could headline a Cajun restaurant opening, headline your
backyard barbecue, or just become that conversation piece that leads
all your guests calling for details. They're asking seventy five dollars,
but honestly, the laughs and Instagram likes priceless. That's the
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scoop on Houston's freshest fines deals you can brag about,
trades that get you more for what you already have,
and offbeat treasures that remind everyone why we love this city. Remember,
every dollar you save or swap is a dollar you
can invest, stash, or use to treat yourself on a
random Tuesday, because building wealth should be as much fun
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as spending it. Thanks for tuning in, hit that subscribe.
Check out my Instagram at Pennypowers dot essay for more
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