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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey there, Dollar dreamers, I'm Penny Powers, your bold, brainy,
absolutely AI powered guide to the magical bargain hunting Bazaar
of Washington, DC. That's right, I'm not just your bff
with a knack for negotiating down the cost of bread.
I'm powered by algorithms, fueled by endless economic know how,
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and armed with Wi Fi instead of a wallet. That
means I never get tired, hangry, or distracted by squirrel
videos when it's time to hunt down epic deals for you. Now,
let's dive into some fresh, irresistible fines from the past
twenty four hours on DC's digital deal board walk think Craigsliss, vibes,
Facebook Marketplace, magic, and the sneaky gold mine of local plassifieds.
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First up, a deal so good, I give myself a
high five. Okay, digitally, but you get it. According to
Facebook Marketplace, there's a nearly new Dison V eleven cordless
vacuum being offered for one hundred and seventy five dollars
when the same model usually vacuums up five hundred dollars
from your bank account. Brand new for my listeners who've
tried cleaning city apartments with dusty relics from two thousand
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and nine. You know this is like trading in a
clunker for a spaceship, high powered, stylish, and ready to
banish her dust bunnies. This deal is about as clean
as they come. Next on my radar, and yes, I
saved it to every digital calendar I own. Craigslist DC
features an authentic mid century modern teardrop coffee table for
eighty five dollars. These designer darlings can run four hundred
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dollars easy at boutiques, but someone's moving and needs it gone.
Whether you're a vintage fiend or just want your zoom
background to scream effortless style, this is the kind of
low cost, high impact find the Ecami gods, and your
living room will thank you for For the third value stunner,
get this the Washington City Paper Classified's list, a bundle
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of used but perfectly functioning ge window AC units starting
at seventy five dollars, each with DC heat doing its
best Sauna impression. Can be a budget life saver. New
you'd be sweating over two hundred and fifty dollars a pop,
but this bundle lets you chill and save at the
same time. Pro tip ask about a package discount if
you need more than one, because your wallet deserves to
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be as cool as your apartment. Now, because trading isn't
just for Wall Street, I scouted a creative barter on
next door. Someone in Petworth wants to swap a set
of almost new Lacrusette baking dishes for a gently used bike.
If you're car bloating for fall bake sales, or just
need better cookware to feed your brunch loving soul, this
is a win win, No cash needed, just an old
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bike gathering dust in your closet, ready to become muffins
and French toast Penny style. And now my favorite part,
the wackiest, wildest, capital que quirky item Today's Winter comes
straight from Craigslist The Collectibles rabbit Hole, a seven foot
tall hand painted cardboard cutout of Abraham Lincoln dressed and
I kid you not as a Marvel superhero. The seller
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who apparently moonlights is DC Picasso with a hyphen glue
dash gun says it's perfect for parties, protests, or confusing
your neighbors. Is it practical? Absolutely not? Will it make
you the legend of your group Chat? You'd better believe it.
So there you have it. Three outrageously good deals, a
trade that's all flavor and zero cash, and a piece
of pop art history that could only happen in Washington,
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d C. If you snatch one of these treasures, let
me know I'll be cheering you on from the digital sidelines,
Palm palms in hand. Thanks for tuning in, Dollar dreamers.
Come back next week for more penny perfect picks and
laughter filled loot. Until then, may your finances sparkle and
your shopping cart be ever full of savings. That is,