August 27, 2025 • 26 mins
John continues to read headlines whilst trapped on Dillinghamalopolis. With the ladies getting bored how will they continue ridding the world of evil billionaires?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Daily Dose of Dillingham. Here is your
host and three time Amazon dot Com published author, John Dillingham.
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to your daily dose of Dillingham.
It's three fifty four pm Central Standard Time, Wednesday, August
twenty sec, and we're laying it down slow here on
(00:27):
Dillingham Ilopolis Island, having killed a billionaire in a couple
of days. Man, it's been slow. Girls are getting bored.
I don't know what to tell them. Period's still going
strong amongst the entire fifty of girls surrounding me on
this island. I'm miserable. They're miserable. World. No one's winning, guys, Okay,
(00:52):
we're all losing on Dillingham Molopolis today. What do you
do when you can't murder a billionaire? Well, they like
playing Uno, these girls. They like playing Jinga, They like
playing really any board games you give them, they'll play
them hours on end. They like reading books, lots of
(01:18):
romantic fantasy novels. And and me just you know, playing
Stellar Blade and still protected in my glass cage that
Steve begrudgingly brings food to. Yeah. I have a treadmill. Yeah,
(01:41):
I have a StairMaster. Yeah, I'm keeping in shape. Do
I have to shit in front of these girls? I do?
I don't have any did I not mention? I have
no privacy? And that's when I really I was the
(02:02):
crown jewel, you know, when I when I was shitting
the other day in front of fifty only fans. Girls
approximately give or take. Okay, sometimes they gotta they're on
their phone finessing money out of somebody, right, they gotta
take a break from torturing billionaires to finesse money out
(02:23):
of some simp and wherever the fuck. Right. So anyway,
like I'm sitting there, I can't hold it in anymore.
I realize their period is gonna outlast my need to,
you know, release whatever I had for breakfast yesterday, Right,
So like I had to do it right, and they
(02:49):
all watched, and I realized these women are disgusting. They
had disgusting habits. They like watching men take shits. But
then I just slightly got turned on by that. Is
that weird? And now every time I go to take
(03:12):
a shit, I need them to be watching. It's become
this relation is weird, like we're the only Hey. I
let them know. I let them Hey, I'm getting ready
to go do number two. Everyone ready, it becomes this celebration.
Now I'm not used to this. I'm not used to
(03:33):
any of this. I'm used to living a lonely billionaire
lifestyle of you know, just scraping by as only a
billionaire can, right, just no attention, you know, very private.
And now it's it's suddenly. I guess because I'm the
(03:54):
only good billionaire on planet Earth. This is my reward.
I get celebed every time I go to the bathroom
in front of these women. This is my reward, Ladies
and gentlemen. I didn't I didn't ask for this. I'm
not paying these women for this. But I guess this
(04:16):
is what winning feels like in twenty twenty five. So,
for what it's worth, we did it, guys. Let's get
into today's interesting fact for curious minds coming at you
from Jordan Moore. They don't watch me shower either. They're
(04:41):
interesting in seeing me get clean. They only want to
see me get dirty. What's that all about? They don't
want to see The skyscraper at thirty three Thomas Street
in Manhattan looks more like something you would have found
in the Soviet Union. Than in the US. The five
(05:03):
hundred and fifty foot tall building is notable for not
having any windows. Sorry, I didn't mean to knock over
the speaker there or the mic there. I need to
get a mic stand. I was at a buddy of
mine's house last night. They had a really nice mic stand,
(05:28):
and I complimented him on it. Don't even think he
heard my compliment, but nevertheless, I celebrated his mic stand.
And as a billionaire, you think, with all these trips
to and from, you know, wherever, you think I would
(05:49):
have had a mic stand by now five hundred and
fifty plus of these you think I'd have a mic
you know. But I don't. Man, breaking news. If you
(06:16):
burn a flag, you could go to jail. That's the law.
Now are about to be I don't know, man, I
don't know what's real anymore. Guys, You know, you get
to a point when you have as much money as
(06:40):
I do. First of all, reality already becomes unreal. But
second of all, when you try to come back down
to reality, you realize, well, reality is whatever these billionaires
(07:00):
tell us it is. And if you're not paying attention,
you might be living in a world that isn't reality,
and you make it canceled. You just make it canceled. Guys,
if you're not you gotta be careful out here in
this new reality created by these billionaires. You have to
play by their rules. Don't say faggot okay, don't call
(07:27):
someone fat. Definitely, don't brag about your genes. We learn
from Sydney Sweeney. That doesn't work out. Minneapolis Catholic school
shooting leaves two children dead, seventeen people injured. That's it.
(07:48):
You only got two of them. Fuck me, dude, might
as well just skip this. One's fucking weak. Some bitch
ass only killed two fucking people. Man, this is coming
(08:17):
to you from Yahoo News. I'm not gonna read all
the headlines because this is obviously not good. At least
two children ages eight and ten were fairly shot in
the pews of Annunciation Catholic Church in Minneapolis after a
shooter opened fire during mass on Wednesday. Police said nineteen
(08:38):
people in total were shot when the shooter, who police
said was armed with a rifle, a shotgun, and a pistol,
fired into the church's windows, hitting children who were praying
and signed. Authorities said Wednesday, fourteen children ages six to fifteen,
and three parishioners in their eighties were wounded by gunfire
while attending Massachusetts. Almost said Massachusetts attending mass I didn't
(09:02):
know you capitalize mass I guess you do. The shooter,
identified as twenty three year old Robin Westman, died from
a self inflicted gunshot. Woman. Officials added Westman purchased the
weapons used in Wednesday shooting legally. Authority said all Wednesday afternoon,
(09:27):
police were executing four sirch horns, one for the church
where the shooting occurred and three for nearby residences related
to the shooter. Police have found additional firearms at those residences.
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara said the shooter created a
manifesto with disturbing writings and timed to appear Wednesday on YouTube.
(09:51):
Police said earlier Wednesday, O'Hara said this was a deliberate
act of violence against Centizen children, other people worshiping. The
sheer cruelty and cowards of firing into a church flop
children is INCOMPREHENSI ball, this feels like a fucking op. Dude.
This doesn't feel real. I don't know, man, Rescue peace.
(10:18):
That fucking sucks. Stock's climbs investors away in video results,
Dollar recovers, Reuters and Video reports second quarter earnings after
the bell, CNBC and Nvidia announced his financial results for
(10:39):
second quarter fiscal twenty twenty six in Nvidia newsroom. That
apparently they have a whole newsroom for there. I guess
that makes sense if you're as big as in video.
In Vidia stocks sinks after a data center sales misfecasts
Yahoo Finance. Well, thanks Yahoo Finance for summing up everything
(11:02):
we need to know in the headline sixteen minutes ago,
while in Nvidia newsroom, CNBC and Reuters all failed to
just give me the fucking news. You know, I really
think I like Yahoo Finance and Yahoo News in general.
Overall this bullshit. Who owns Yahoo? What billionaire owns Yahoo?
(11:29):
Who owns Yahoo? Apollo Asset Management? Who owns Apollo Asset Management?
Apollo Management Holding? ZELP? Who owns Apollo Management Holding ZELP?
(11:57):
Who is the CEO of Apollo Management? Well, we have
a lot, We have a board here, Mark Rowan, Scott Kleinman,
Leon Black, James Seltzer, James Ballardi, Jessica Biblioics, Grant Cavlheim
(12:29):
Mark Rowan definitely a billionaire. As of November twenty twenty four,
Forbes estimated his networth at eight point eight billion dollars.
(12:49):
Mark Rowan. Listen, guys, Mark Rowan maybe a good billionaire.
I don't know. He hasn't been to my island yet,
so if he lives, we'll let you know. Trump imposes
(13:12):
fifty tariff on India is punishment for buying Russian oil.
The Guardian, DC judges and grand jurors pushed back on
Trump policing search Washington Post. Jeff Bezos. They got to
(13:38):
make this a real problem, you know. They gotta make
it to where we're saying we don't want to be policed,
and they're saying, yes, you do. So they got to
make up some more fake crime. And then they got
to bring out more people to fight this fake crime.
And it's like, Bro, I'm out in these streets, bro,
(14:00):
not believing any of this shit. Dude, I'm just seeing.
I'm just looking around. Still silence when you go, when
you go downtown, around anywhere, silence. Bro, It's just nothing.
I don't believe it. Ladies in Germ, I don't believe it.
(14:23):
Ladies and gentlemen when I step out into Dillingham Molopolis
late at night, right just as the what are they
called the sand crabs you know, have started to come
out into the moonlight on the sand, creeping, crawling, you know,
(14:49):
just as the egrets have finally gotten their fill for
the evening. I always ask, you know, where's the crime
at here at Dillingham Melopolis. Why are these OnlyFans girls
(15:13):
behaving so well? Is it because they're all afraid? And
you know what, I realized they all want to go
(15:33):
to bed around nine o'clock. They don't even care about
They used to want to go out and party, you know,
and they're just becoming these old Karens. To put it frankly, like,
are these like, you know how in the Alien movie
(15:55):
you have like the little egg things waiting to hatch?
Are these like those of the feminist movement? Like they're
just eggs waiting to hatch? Oh, something worse than what's
already happening, you know, because it's a billionaire. I can
(16:18):
only you know, finesse these women so long until they
all turn They're gonna turn on me. Right, It's not
gonna work out well for me. At the end of
this I can already tell you that it's not gonna
end well for me. It's a good thing. They like
(16:41):
my podcast, you know, it's a good thing. Trump and
Post is fifty percent tariff on India's punishment for buying
Russian oil. Those pesky Indians. I don't know why they
don't just play fair. DC judges and grand jurors pushed
(17:05):
back on Trump policing search. I already read that. I
think I already read both of these. I'm just so upset.
I want my freedom back, guys, I want it now.
I'm tired of being in this cage. I got like
another week of this bullshit, Like Wednesday next week is
when I'll probably be able to leave this fucking cage. Guys,
(17:28):
you know who wants to do that? Who only a
billionaire would willingly do this to themselves for the sake
of the world. I'm kind of like a new world
Jesus Christ. You know I'm the one who's being sacrificed now, dude,
(17:49):
I'm I have to shit in front of these women. Literally,
I have to eat in front of them, I have
to bathe in front of them day in and day out.
I'm sleeping in front of them. I farted like thirty
(18:14):
minutes in to my sleep last night, and one of
them was like whispering to another and like, oh, that's
so adorable, Like dude, what, I'm like a zoo animal now, bro.
I don't think these I don't think like half of
these women have ever actually had a real relationship. I
think all they understand is finessing money out of men.
(18:36):
They don't understand like we have needs, you know what
I mean. They don't understand that we're actually human beings.
Several Robonics is at eleven dollars and sixty one cents
thirteen point zho five percent up today. I guess this
(18:57):
is a result of in video, but they've been out
of this for quite some time now, I think since
December ish. Not one hundred percent sure on that, but anyway,
that's good news. Solana's at two oh seven six point
(19:18):
one two percent up. Dose is at twenty two since
one point six seven percent up. Xdcs at seven point
nine since point eleven percent. XLM biggest loser right now
two point six eight percent down thirty eight point four
(19:40):
since this bigcoin bigcoin dominance is at fifty eight percent.
(20:01):
What's bigcoin at right now one hundred and twelve. Okay,
total coin market calf three point eight four trillion dollars.
I have three point seven four marked. We have some
pretty good support on that. Looking at the big picture,
(20:24):
I think we're gonna be all right. Man. I say
that every time. I know, but I don't know, dude,
I'm thinking, I really wish see. I want to know
a year from now, what prices are gonna look like.
Are we gonna be well about four trillion a year
(20:45):
from now? Is bigcoin dominance gonna be around forty five
percent a year? What are we gonna look like a
year in August twenty twenty six? You know, if you
bought something today and held it for a year, what
would that look like? There's only one way to find out,
ladies and gentlemen, non financial advice. You know, there's a
(21:13):
lot that I want to say with the changes we've
been making around here, and I just want to say
that with each passing day that I'm surrounded by these
these women who consistently are just full of beauty tips,
(21:39):
pampering themselves, I think we have a plane full of
shit coming in every day for these women, and rightfully
so right I mean It used to just be for
me that this plane would carry items in for but
nouns for these fifty incredible specimens of humanity and kind
(22:00):
yes and sexualization of the feminine body. What really bothers
me about this whole situation, though, is that even with
(22:21):
the top fifty OnlyFans women working in tandem with me,
we just can't fool these billionaires. And I don't know,
I don't know what we're going to do. We've done,
you know, with the Shell Corporation, call Girl Escort Service,
(22:49):
whatever you want to call it. You know, we send
these women to the billionaires. It's kind of like a
reverse island, you know, we send the island to them.
It's a little bit more expensive, you know, a little
bit more expensive, a lot a bit more dangerous for
(23:11):
the ladies. For these these OnlyFans girls they don't like
first of all, they don't like flying on anything but
my my planes. Mind you, I only have two planes,
not gonna buy any not gonna buy any of these
new ones, Okay, so we can only It's it's uh,
(23:40):
I mean, really, it's the same problem we faced flying
the billionaires in because they had to fly on on
my planes due to the iron Dome that wouldn't only
allow my planes into the island and no other planes.
But we're very limited in that. You know, I can
only kill like one billionaire a day because the other
(24:00):
plane has to be you know, flying in McDonald's, chicken, McNuggets,
whatever it is. These girls are needing for the day,
right to get done what they need to get done.
I respect them as working women. I respect them as
working women. They have to make these news, they have
to send these titties out, they have to spread those cheeks.
(24:26):
But my point here is that resources are limited. So
I mean, we could really do one billionaire a day,
and I'd still you know, we're talking years here before
all these billionaires are dead. So you're gonna have to
just bear with us. Okay, we can't claim the lady
(24:47):
at Blackrock either, Right, There's gonna be billionaires and millionaires
that come down that we aren't responsible for. Okay, you
have to understand that too. We aren't killing all these people,
mind you, we're just only only fans. Girls work for me. Okay,
(25:11):
Luigi doesn't work for me. I want to make that
especially clear. Anyway, that's it. I'm trying to get all
four Hello Katian Friends, Teenage Mutant, Ninja Turtles mashups, and
(25:37):
I have three of the four right now, so that's
what I'm gonna be sending Steve to do today. I'm
definitely hoping to get a missing Raphael and a mash
up with one of the Hello Katy and Friends friends,
so I'm hoping to get that fourth one today to
get to wrap this up. Probably gonna be sending out
(26:00):
Jet to Charlotte something like that. Thanks for listening, guys,
God bless all of you, and as always, live strong
and die happy. We'll be back Friday
Welcome to the Daily Dose of Dillingham. Here is your
host and three time Amazon dot Com published author, John Dillingham.
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to your daily dose of Dillingham.
It's three fifty four pm Central Standard Time, Wednesday, August
twenty sec, and we're laying it down slow here on
(00:27):
Dillingham Ilopolis Island, having killed a billionaire in a couple
of days. Man, it's been slow. Girls are getting bored.
I don't know what to tell them. Period's still going
strong amongst the entire fifty of girls surrounding me on
this island. I'm miserable. They're miserable. World. No one's winning, guys, Okay,
(00:52):
we're all losing on Dillingham Molopolis today. What do you
do when you can't murder a billionaire? Well, they like
playing Uno, these girls. They like playing Jinga, They like
playing really any board games you give them, they'll play
them hours on end. They like reading books, lots of
(01:18):
romantic fantasy novels. And and me just you know, playing
Stellar Blade and still protected in my glass cage that
Steve begrudgingly brings food to. Yeah. I have a treadmill. Yeah,
(01:41):
I have a StairMaster. Yeah, I'm keeping in shape. Do
I have to shit in front of these girls? I do?
I don't have any did I not mention? I have
no privacy? And that's when I really I was the
(02:02):
crown jewel, you know, when I when I was shitting
the other day in front of fifty only fans. Girls
approximately give or take. Okay, sometimes they gotta they're on
their phone finessing money out of somebody, right, they gotta
take a break from torturing billionaires to finesse money out
(02:23):
of some simp and wherever the fuck. Right. So anyway,
like I'm sitting there, I can't hold it in anymore.
I realize their period is gonna outlast my need to,
you know, release whatever I had for breakfast yesterday, Right,
So like I had to do it right, and they
(02:49):
all watched, and I realized these women are disgusting. They
had disgusting habits. They like watching men take shits. But
then I just slightly got turned on by that. Is
that weird? And now every time I go to take
(03:12):
a shit, I need them to be watching. It's become
this relation is weird, like we're the only Hey. I
let them know. I let them Hey, I'm getting ready
to go do number two. Everyone ready, it becomes this celebration.
Now I'm not used to this. I'm not used to
(03:33):
any of this. I'm used to living a lonely billionaire
lifestyle of you know, just scraping by as only a
billionaire can, right, just no attention, you know, very private.
And now it's it's suddenly. I guess because I'm the
(03:54):
only good billionaire on planet Earth. This is my reward.
I get celebed every time I go to the bathroom
in front of these women. This is my reward, Ladies
and gentlemen. I didn't I didn't ask for this. I'm
not paying these women for this. But I guess this
(04:16):
is what winning feels like in twenty twenty five. So,
for what it's worth, we did it, guys. Let's get
into today's interesting fact for curious minds coming at you
from Jordan Moore. They don't watch me shower either. They're
(04:41):
interesting in seeing me get clean. They only want to
see me get dirty. What's that all about? They don't
want to see The skyscraper at thirty three Thomas Street
in Manhattan looks more like something you would have found
in the Soviet Union. Than in the US. The five
(05:03):
hundred and fifty foot tall building is notable for not
having any windows. Sorry, I didn't mean to knock over
the speaker there or the mic there. I need to
get a mic stand. I was at a buddy of
mine's house last night. They had a really nice mic stand,
(05:28):
and I complimented him on it. Don't even think he
heard my compliment, but nevertheless, I celebrated his mic stand.
And as a billionaire, you think, with all these trips
to and from, you know, wherever, you think I would
(05:49):
have had a mic stand by now five hundred and
fifty plus of these you think I'd have a mic
you know. But I don't. Man, breaking news. If you
(06:16):
burn a flag, you could go to jail. That's the law.
Now are about to be I don't know, man, I
don't know what's real anymore. Guys, You know, you get
to a point when you have as much money as
(06:40):
I do. First of all, reality already becomes unreal. But
second of all, when you try to come back down
to reality, you realize, well, reality is whatever these billionaires
(07:00):
tell us it is. And if you're not paying attention,
you might be living in a world that isn't reality,
and you make it canceled. You just make it canceled. Guys,
if you're not you gotta be careful out here in
this new reality created by these billionaires. You have to
play by their rules. Don't say faggot okay, don't call
(07:27):
someone fat. Definitely, don't brag about your genes. We learn
from Sydney Sweeney. That doesn't work out. Minneapolis Catholic school
shooting leaves two children dead, seventeen people injured. That's it.
(07:48):
You only got two of them. Fuck me, dude, might
as well just skip this. One's fucking weak. Some bitch
ass only killed two fucking people. Man, this is coming
(08:17):
to you from Yahoo News. I'm not gonna read all
the headlines because this is obviously not good. At least
two children ages eight and ten were fairly shot in
the pews of Annunciation Catholic Church in Minneapolis after a
shooter opened fire during mass on Wednesday. Police said nineteen
(08:38):
people in total were shot when the shooter, who police
said was armed with a rifle, a shotgun, and a pistol,
fired into the church's windows, hitting children who were praying
and signed. Authorities said Wednesday, fourteen children ages six to fifteen,
and three parishioners in their eighties were wounded by gunfire
while attending Massachusetts. Almost said Massachusetts attending mass I didn't
(09:02):
know you capitalize mass I guess you do. The shooter,
identified as twenty three year old Robin Westman, died from
a self inflicted gunshot. Woman. Officials added Westman purchased the
weapons used in Wednesday shooting legally. Authority said all Wednesday afternoon,
(09:27):
police were executing four sirch horns, one for the church
where the shooting occurred and three for nearby residences related
to the shooter. Police have found additional firearms at those residences.
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara said the shooter created a
manifesto with disturbing writings and timed to appear Wednesday on YouTube.
(09:51):
Police said earlier Wednesday, O'Hara said this was a deliberate
act of violence against Centizen children, other people worshiping. The
sheer cruelty and cowards of firing into a church flop
children is INCOMPREHENSI ball, this feels like a fucking op. Dude.
This doesn't feel real. I don't know, man, Rescue peace.
(10:18):
That fucking sucks. Stock's climbs investors away in video results,
Dollar recovers, Reuters and Video reports second quarter earnings after
the bell, CNBC and Nvidia announced his financial results for
(10:39):
second quarter fiscal twenty twenty six in Nvidia newsroom. That
apparently they have a whole newsroom for there. I guess
that makes sense if you're as big as in video.
In Vidia stocks sinks after a data center sales misfecasts
Yahoo Finance. Well, thanks Yahoo Finance for summing up everything
(11:02):
we need to know in the headline sixteen minutes ago,
while in Nvidia newsroom, CNBC and Reuters all failed to
just give me the fucking news. You know, I really
think I like Yahoo Finance and Yahoo News in general.
Overall this bullshit. Who owns Yahoo? What billionaire owns Yahoo?
(11:29):
Who owns Yahoo? Apollo Asset Management? Who owns Apollo Asset Management?
Apollo Management Holding? ZELP? Who owns Apollo Management Holding ZELP?
(11:57):
Who is the CEO of Apollo Management? Well, we have
a lot, We have a board here, Mark Rowan, Scott Kleinman,
Leon Black, James Seltzer, James Ballardi, Jessica Biblioics, Grant Cavlheim
(12:29):
Mark Rowan definitely a billionaire. As of November twenty twenty four,
Forbes estimated his networth at eight point eight billion dollars.
(12:49):
Mark Rowan. Listen, guys, Mark Rowan maybe a good billionaire.
I don't know. He hasn't been to my island yet,
so if he lives, we'll let you know. Trump imposes
(13:12):
fifty tariff on India is punishment for buying Russian oil.
The Guardian, DC judges and grand jurors pushed back on
Trump policing search Washington Post. Jeff Bezos. They got to
(13:38):
make this a real problem, you know. They gotta make
it to where we're saying we don't want to be policed,
and they're saying, yes, you do. So they got to
make up some more fake crime. And then they got
to bring out more people to fight this fake crime.
And it's like, Bro, I'm out in these streets, bro,
(14:00):
not believing any of this shit. Dude, I'm just seeing.
I'm just looking around. Still silence when you go, when
you go downtown, around anywhere, silence. Bro, It's just nothing.
I don't believe it. Ladies in Germ, I don't believe it.
(14:23):
Ladies and gentlemen when I step out into Dillingham Molopolis
late at night, right just as the what are they
called the sand crabs you know, have started to come
out into the moonlight on the sand, creeping, crawling, you know,
(14:49):
just as the egrets have finally gotten their fill for
the evening. I always ask, you know, where's the crime
at here at Dillingham Melopolis. Why are these OnlyFans girls
(15:13):
behaving so well? Is it because they're all afraid? And
you know what, I realized they all want to go
(15:33):
to bed around nine o'clock. They don't even care about
They used to want to go out and party, you know,
and they're just becoming these old Karens. To put it frankly, like,
are these like, you know how in the Alien movie
(15:55):
you have like the little egg things waiting to hatch?
Are these like those of the feminist movement? Like they're
just eggs waiting to hatch? Oh, something worse than what's
already happening, you know, because it's a billionaire. I can
(16:18):
only you know, finesse these women so long until they
all turn They're gonna turn on me. Right, It's not
gonna work out well for me. At the end of
this I can already tell you that it's not gonna
end well for me. It's a good thing. They like
(16:41):
my podcast, you know, it's a good thing. Trump and
Post is fifty percent tariff on India's punishment for buying
Russian oil. Those pesky Indians. I don't know why they
don't just play fair. DC judges and grand jurors pushed
(17:05):
back on Trump policing search. I already read that. I
think I already read both of these. I'm just so upset.
I want my freedom back, guys, I want it now.
I'm tired of being in this cage. I got like
another week of this bullshit, Like Wednesday next week is
when I'll probably be able to leave this fucking cage. Guys,
(17:28):
you know who wants to do that? Who only a
billionaire would willingly do this to themselves for the sake
of the world. I'm kind of like a new world
Jesus Christ. You know I'm the one who's being sacrificed now, dude,
(17:49):
I'm I have to shit in front of these women. Literally,
I have to eat in front of them, I have
to bathe in front of them day in and day out.
I'm sleeping in front of them. I farted like thirty
(18:14):
minutes in to my sleep last night, and one of
them was like whispering to another and like, oh, that's
so adorable, Like dude, what, I'm like a zoo animal now, bro.
I don't think these I don't think like half of
these women have ever actually had a real relationship. I
think all they understand is finessing money out of men.
(18:36):
They don't understand like we have needs, you know what
I mean. They don't understand that we're actually human beings.
Several Robonics is at eleven dollars and sixty one cents
thirteen point zho five percent up today. I guess this
(18:57):
is a result of in video, but they've been out
of this for quite some time now, I think since
December ish. Not one hundred percent sure on that, but anyway,
that's good news. Solana's at two oh seven six point
(19:18):
one two percent up. Dose is at twenty two since
one point six seven percent up. Xdcs at seven point
nine since point eleven percent. XLM biggest loser right now
two point six eight percent down thirty eight point four
(19:40):
since this bigcoin bigcoin dominance is at fifty eight percent.
(20:01):
What's bigcoin at right now one hundred and twelve. Okay,
total coin market calf three point eight four trillion dollars.
I have three point seven four marked. We have some
pretty good support on that. Looking at the big picture,
(20:24):
I think we're gonna be all right. Man. I say
that every time. I know, but I don't know, dude,
I'm thinking, I really wish see. I want to know
a year from now, what prices are gonna look like.
Are we gonna be well about four trillion a year
(20:45):
from now? Is bigcoin dominance gonna be around forty five
percent a year? What are we gonna look like a
year in August twenty twenty six? You know, if you
bought something today and held it for a year, what
would that look like? There's only one way to find out,
ladies and gentlemen, non financial advice. You know, there's a
(21:13):
lot that I want to say with the changes we've
been making around here, and I just want to say
that with each passing day that I'm surrounded by these
these women who consistently are just full of beauty tips,
(21:39):
pampering themselves, I think we have a plane full of
shit coming in every day for these women, and rightfully
so right I mean It used to just be for
me that this plane would carry items in for but
nouns for these fifty incredible specimens of humanity and kind
(22:00):
yes and sexualization of the feminine body. What really bothers
me about this whole situation, though, is that even with
(22:21):
the top fifty OnlyFans women working in tandem with me,
we just can't fool these billionaires. And I don't know,
I don't know what we're going to do. We've done,
you know, with the Shell Corporation, call Girl Escort Service,
(22:49):
whatever you want to call it. You know, we send
these women to the billionaires. It's kind of like a
reverse island, you know, we send the island to them.
It's a little bit more expensive, you know, a little
bit more expensive, a lot a bit more dangerous for
(23:11):
the ladies. For these these OnlyFans girls they don't like
first of all, they don't like flying on anything but
my my planes. Mind you, I only have two planes,
not gonna buy any not gonna buy any of these
new ones, Okay, so we can only It's it's uh,
(23:40):
I mean, really, it's the same problem we faced flying
the billionaires in because they had to fly on on
my planes due to the iron Dome that wouldn't only
allow my planes into the island and no other planes.
But we're very limited in that. You know, I can
only kill like one billionaire a day because the other
(24:00):
plane has to be you know, flying in McDonald's, chicken, McNuggets,
whatever it is. These girls are needing for the day,
right to get done what they need to get done.
I respect them as working women. I respect them as
working women. They have to make these news, they have
to send these titties out, they have to spread those cheeks.
(24:26):
But my point here is that resources are limited. So
I mean, we could really do one billionaire a day,
and I'd still you know, we're talking years here before
all these billionaires are dead. So you're gonna have to
just bear with us. Okay, we can't claim the lady
(24:47):
at Blackrock either, Right, There's gonna be billionaires and millionaires
that come down that we aren't responsible for. Okay, you
have to understand that too. We aren't killing all these people,
mind you, we're just only only fans. Girls work for me. Okay,
(25:11):
Luigi doesn't work for me. I want to make that
especially clear. Anyway, that's it. I'm trying to get all
four Hello Katian Friends, Teenage Mutant, Ninja Turtles mashups, and
(25:37):
I have three of the four right now, so that's
what I'm gonna be sending Steve to do today. I'm
definitely hoping to get a missing Raphael and a mash
up with one of the Hello Katy and Friends friends,
so I'm hoping to get that fourth one today to
get to wrap this up. Probably gonna be sending out
(26:00):
Jet to Charlotte something like that. Thanks for listening, guys,
God bless all of you, and as always, live strong
and die happy. We'll be back Friday
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