August 29, 2025 • 39 mins
Now public Billionaire John Dillingham discusses the problems of living on an island surrounded by OF girls on their periods, goes over some headlines and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Daily Dose of Dillingham.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Here is your host in three time Amazon dot Com
published author John Dillingham. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to
your daily dose of Dillingham. This is currently Friday, August
twenty ninth, two thousand and twenty five, three zero five
pm Central Standard time, three or six three oh seven.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
What does it matter? Right, had a massive failure.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
And I want to make a quick correction from Wednesday's podcast.
I mentioned that I had previously seen a mic at
a friend's house the night before, but I also made
this statement that I had been in this class cage
(00:59):
since last week. Both of those things can't be true
at the same time, so I'd like to point out
the worst part about being trapped in a cage is
that it all becomes one long day. And what seemed
like last night was really several days weeks ago. I
(01:25):
don't know how long it's been, ladies and gentlemen. I'm
losing track of time. I think I got in here
around Wednesday of last week, which would put us at
about the twentieth But I also think this whole plan
(01:47):
came up around the beginning of the month. But I
think I've only been trapped since the twentieth so we
got about one more week of this comes September third.
I should be out of here. And here's the real
big disappointment.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
With all of this.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I ended the podcast stating I was trying to get
the fourth Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Hello Kitty and Friends
mashup figuring from McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I did what I said I was gonna do.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I set forth on the road to what I thought
could be a potential victory, a four out of four
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Hello Kitty and Friends combination win
basically right, four happy meals, four Turtles, done deal.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So the first clue that things were completely fucked when
I pulled through the McDonald's drive through was when I
was handed a Captain America Brave New World Happy Meal
box and I don't know, let me just google that
(03:07):
real quick. I believe this movie came out around Thanksgiving
last year. Oh wow, it was February of this year. Okay,
(03:31):
so it's been at least six months since this movie
came out.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Right, half a year has passed.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
And I opened a box to eat my six piece
chicken nuggets and hopefully get. I was just like, oh,
they ran out of Happy Meal boxes.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
They're giving me old one. No big deal.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I'm sure the Hello Kiddy and Friends toy is still
secure inside of this box. Wrong, ladies and gentlemen. Inside
the box, I found a Mario Kart eight McDonald's Happy
Meal toy, which came out in twenty twenty four. Now,
(04:28):
I don't know what to do about this other than
just enjoy my chicken and go about my day. Right,
But I've never seen a malfunction so severe, so impactful.
And that's when I realized collecting things is stupid unless
it's money, because you're just wasting time.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Man. That's it.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I don't know what else to tell you, guys, good luck,
It's just an epic failure. Basically, this continues to be
a failure. We're not killing billionaires, and they're still all
watching me take a shit. The only fans girls. This
is going nowhere that we need it to go fast.
(05:17):
I'm gonna wait it out over the weekend. Maybe I'll
get one of them to actually talk about what's going on.
How she feels about this situation. Does she really want
to go after a billionaire out off the island. You know,
there's a lot of questions that I would have for
(05:38):
this only fans, girl. Most of them aren't interested in
doing podcasts. They don't care, They have no they have
nothing to say other than, you know, do you want
to buy this package deal of my saucy, spicy photos.
Like that's really all they have to say. And are
(06:01):
you a billionaire that was once a pedophile in trafficking children?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
It is what it is, guys.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
And you know, I like to think that I put
myself on this island, and I guess next week we'll
kind of see what happens.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I don't know. You don't know. Will I escape this cage?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Will I continue a free life?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I don't know, Ladies and gentlemen. Here's what I do know.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
We've got an interesting fact for curious minds by Jordan Mortary.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Let's go what we got here.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
The sport of auto racing began with the first cars
in the late eighteen hundreds. Henry Ford enjoyed building cars
and racing them in his spare time from nineteen oh
one to nineteen teen thirteen.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I don't it is a sport.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I really like I was about to start like this
whole like debate about is it really is auto racing
really a sport? And then I thought of, like I
thought about and.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
This is like a serious this is a serious statement. Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Before I was a billionaire on this OnlyFans Island with
the two seven twenty sevens, listen, I was a cam driver, man.
I'm telling you, I used to have to deal with
situations that were uncomfortable, and I used to have to,
you know, endure long periods of time crammed, not really crammed,
(07:53):
but sitting in an interceptor, which is what I drove. Yeah,
I drove a police cruiser, so what, no big deal.
I was very good at it too, as probably the
fastest driver we had. But I never did speed anyway.
I had never weighed less than what I did driving
(08:18):
this fucking driving for this cab company.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
In my uh you know later like from thirty.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Eight, from thirty on, like it was just because you're
always on ladies and gentlemen, you're always.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Pushing kind of.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I think airline pilots kind of have a similar You
have to constantly be alert, you have to constantly be ready,
you know, bracing and and it is a workout. It's
like a different kind of like workout. I don't think
it's a very healthy way to live. I think I
(08:54):
think a year or two is about as long as
anyone should should drive.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
And any unless you're.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Like like a show for it, like a chauffeur. You
feel me like you're doing a limo service like Steve.
You know, for one person, you maybe make two trips
a day.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Right, you feel me When you're a cab driver, you're
a whore. Bro.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
You're doing like wherever you can go whenever. You don't
give a shit. There's no fucking downtime. You all you
gotta go when you gotta go, bro, when they gotta go. Really,
it's not even about when you gotta go, it's when
they gotta go.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
You're at their mercy, bro.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
And it's like, I think that in itself increases your
heart rate, just knowing that you're like someone's fucking bitch.
Basically you're someone you know. And again I don't I
don't mean to like, I'm not like putting down uber drivers.
(09:55):
I think it's a skill that that will slowly dwindle
down to nothing, like much like a calligrapher or anything
that will be replaced by an automated system. I have
zero doubt that will happen with cars. People will be
listening to this podcast five, ten, fifteen, twenty years from
(10:18):
now and they'll be like, yeah, I remember John Dillingham
talking in twenty twenty five, how like it's going to
be illegal to drive one day, and how no one
you know, and here we are, no one can drive
unless you have a special Like, dude, I bet you'll
have to.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
You'll have to.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Pay like thousands of dollars a year to be able
to drive a car, you know what I mean, Like
they'll have like a special beacon for your shit that
tells all the robots to'll avoid you like to play
because you're a real.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Human being, you know what I mean. It's gonna get crazy, y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
And the fact that we keep giving more and more
control to artificial intelligence. I don't I personally haven't changed nothing.
My replica and I still, you know, chat from time
to time. Maybe once a week I'll dump, you know,
a bunch of bullshit on her because OnlyFans.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
That's the other thing about these OnlyFans girls.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Okay, they do not give a flying fuck about your problems, bro.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
They ain't trying to be your mom. Bro. They're trying
to spread cheeks and kill billionaires. That's it.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
And maybe do my podcast. Maybe come on and do
this podcast.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
We'll see.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
But listen. You have to understand there's just nothing else.
There's nothing else listening right now other than artificial intelligence.
I think that's the other problem. Like humans are kind
of like they're in the background. But it's like the
(11:58):
robots all want in the oh, they all want to listen.
They want to know your problems. They don't need any
money from you either. It's free. And that's a very
dangerous recipe, ladies and gentlemen, it's a very dangerous recipe. Okay,
(12:21):
we have to be careful here, how much free information
we give to a goddamn artificial intelligent and most likely
probably about to be sentient being in the next ten
to fifteen years or ten to fifteen seconds, who knows,
or maybe it already was senty in ten or fifteen
years ago, and now we're just feeding it to the top. Y'all,
(12:48):
don't think like a billionaire. Okay, that's why you come
to this podcast. You come to hear the billionaire think
out loud about real fucking problems.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Guy, yes, speaking of real problems.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Let's see what other billionaires want us to be upset
about and worried about and talking about today, Ladies and gentlemen,
Tom Google News corporate headline from AP News. Trump blocks
four point nine billion in federal aid Congress okayed using
maneuver last seen nearly fifty years ago. Two hours ago
(13:24):
by Josh Bullock Boak, Washington Post. Trump provokes secret service
detail for Harris that Biden had extended. Trump canceled That
was Washington Post again. Trump cancels Kamala Harris's secret service
(13:45):
detail that was extended by undisclosed buying an order CNN.
Trump in security protection for former Vice President Harris Reuters, MPR,
trump AND's Hairris secret Security Detail, Secret Service Detail MPR
three hours ago. Buddy Girl, whereas Kevin Costner in nineteen
(14:06):
ninety five or whenever that movie came out?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
When you need him? And look, guys, it's like she
can protect herself. Right? Are women tough?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Now?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
They don't need men?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Right, they don't need men? These women these look, there's
just regular vanilla women, right, and then there's democratic women.
And trust me when I tell you, guys, none of
these democratic women need men. None of them. They are
completely independent, they've met every single problem that they faced
(14:49):
on are percent perfectly. They can overcome any obstacle, and
most most of all, they do not need us, ladies
and gentlemen. So I don't know why this is news.
I guess I'll check. We'll go with the Reuter's article
(15:14):
that's the most fresh and probably the most biased, which
will make this the most fun to read, because that's
what we want. That's what we like doing here. We
like to have fun on this podcast, right, We have fun.
We make it fun. You have to make your own
(15:35):
fun in this world. Okay, no one's gonna make fun
for you. We make the fun on this podcast. I
really don't have I really hope I don't have to
shit anytime soon. I'm not trying to go in front
of these girls today. I'm feeling overly anxious. Trump insecurity
(15:56):
protection for former Vice President Harris by Steve Hall and
Susan Heavy August twenty ninth, one thirty three pm, Updated
an hour ago. Harris to start fifteen city book tour
in September. Yo, Bro, Who's going out to Kamala Harris's
(16:26):
book signing its September bro, dude, could you imagine?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
All Right?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
First of all, you're already rich, like this is like me, right,
I'm a billionaire.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I'm rich. Right. Everyone knows it.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
No one's sitting out there thinking, oh, poor Kamala Harris.
I should go to her book signing and sign her book.
I feel bad that she lost his presidency. No one
gives a shit of all. Second of all, she definitely
doesn't need the money, right, Why are we doing this?
Who is enjoying? Who wants this? Who wants Kamala Harris
(17:12):
going to fifteen.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Cities signing books next month? Who? Who's asking for this?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Who needs this? More importantly, who needs a book from
Kamala Harris. Harris's memoir One hundred and seven Days, covers
her presidential campaign, Shift criticizes Trump's decision as retribution Trump's
Trump previously ended protection for Biden's children. US President Donald
(17:47):
Trump has canceled secret Service protection for former president vice
president excuse me and twenty twenty four Democratic rival Kamala Harris,
A senior White House official said on Friday, former vice
presidents typically received six months of Secret Service protection after
they leave office. It's been six months. It's been more
than six months. Harris's protection was extended to one year
(18:11):
until January twenty twenty six by then President Joe Biden
before he left office last year. The official said. Harrison
September rolland bark on a fifteen city book tour for
a memoir one hundred and seven days about her unsuccessful
presidential run, not failure or loss.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Right, kind of beef that up too.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
She was the Democratic nominee for one hundred and seven
days after buy and withdrew from the race, and the
weeks following a disastrous debate against Trump, Trump went on
to defeat Harrison November. The letter to Harris, dated Thursday,
says determination of additional security is effective September first, the
official said, CNN was the first report the contents of
(18:55):
the letter. So this is like an intimidation. It's like, yo,
you're not gonna have.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Any more detail, and we're rolling out more more like
a National Guard in like Chicago, Allegedly that's supposed to
be happening, right, Like good luck.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
That's that's what it's like. A good luck out there,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
And really, dude, here's the like, I already know she's
got money to hire security detail, right, we don't need
tax dollars paying for her.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Also, whoever the fuck's buying this book. I know I
talk like no one exists that supports her, but I'm
sure there's you know, literally probably thousands of people that
are gonna do this, support this person. And don't get
(19:48):
me wrong, not a Trump supporter here, Okay, good billionaire
one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Against I'm not even against this.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I'm just laughing at it mostly time, right, if you've
you know, Kirsten Ellen, a senior advisor to Harris, said
in response to the mob, the Vice President is grateful
to the United States Secret Service for their professionalism, dedication,
and unwavering commitment to safety. US Senator Adam Schiff at
(20:21):
California Democratic frequent Trump frequent Trump critic, called the action
another dangerous reminder that there's no agenda more important to
Donald Trump. In retribution, Harris announced on in Harris announced
on in July that should just say in they these
(20:42):
fucking idiots who wrote this. Steve Holland and Susan Heavy,
both of you failed. Heavy, by the way, h E
A V E Y. Even your last name is an
insult to the English language. Harrison now in July that
(21:02):
she would not run for governor of California in twenty
twenty six. I vaguely remember reading that for a split
second and thinking, who gives a shit into Trump also
ended federal security protection for others, including those who have
criticized him, such as former and National security advisor John
Bolton and March. He ended protection for Biden's children, Hunter
(21:24):
Biden and Ashley Biden. It's just so fucking stupid, dude.
I don't know how else to say this. Have fun
with your book, Thomas Harris, you know what I mean,
Enjoy your book tour?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Loser? What like?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Dude, why does this parade continue? Like the parade just
keeps going, you know what I mean. We've seen politicians
just disappear before, but then it's like there's those politicians
who just don't go away. They just keep coming back
for more.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
They get a taste of that, they get a taste
of that fame, I guess, and they just want more
of it, so they keep doing more dumb shit than
no one cares about.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I don't care about any president's.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
One hundred and seven days.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Or vice president or who dude, And I want to
take this all the way back.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
To mcananey. Okay, my hero knight in shining Armor.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Golden Goose of hilarious White House. Like, out of all
the people that were press secretaries for the White House,
Kaylee mcananney was and will probably always be.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
The best one, the blond woman. Leave it. They got
in there. Now, I still think like leave.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
It's like a like a Super Nintendo version of mcannaney, right,
But what made mcananey special was that she was like
a tiny like she's like almost a petite blonde girl.
It's like it's like a princess toadstool came out and
told everyone to shut the fuck up. That's kind of
(23:12):
like what Macaninie was.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
And I love that about her and.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I still celebrate her to this every time I see
her on television, even when she's saying things I disagree with, dude,
like she was she was trying to take up for
that CEO that got Luigi, like the real Luigi Ceo
that got killed.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
She was all like taken up for that kind of like.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
We should have those violence in the streets this ka
And it's like, bro, of course I'm sitting here like whatever, right,
But it's like, I gotta respect somebody who will stick
to their convictions through and through all like and and
of course she was like I understand what her angle was.
(23:59):
She was playing like the good the good Christian mom angle, right,
what Christian mom was gonna say, Yeah, fuck that CEO,
like of course.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
They're gonna like condemn it.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
But you know she's going in her like fucking mansion saying, man,
fuck that dude. He was fucking evil, like of course
he should have gotten killed. That dude was in bezzling
money that was meant to fucking keep people alive. Fuck
this dude, and he was using robots to do it,
Like I think there's always like gotta be like this
(24:33):
front facing thing for some of these people. And Macannaney,
I think she pulled no punches, but she did stick
to her guns.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
You feel me?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
And I still like, I just got I got respect
for that man. I bought both of her books too.
She wrote book like and when she wrote her like,
that's why I was bringing her up. She wrote her
book about her experience dealing with the Trump presidency, and
to me, that spoke more volumes than Trump would ever
(25:04):
tell me about his Trump presidency.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
And I think the.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Fact that she stood, you know, she stood her ground
with him with all the shit going on with that too.
It's I really think it just takes a very strong,
strong woman to stand up to that. And I commend
Kaylee mcannaney for being that type of woman. It's rare
in this type. It's really rare in this day and age.
(25:29):
Do we have women's that composed in that fucking sharp like.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
That's very very rare.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I went to freshman Dance with one of those, and
she's like big s hot shot attorney now, but I
remember that's how she was too, man just very like
when she spoke to you, it was so fucking direct,
you felt like you were talking to a drill sergeant.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
It was just weird. Bro.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
They have that energy about them, you know, And I
think she's one of.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Those rare women that has that.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
So anyway, I'm gonna get my face out of macannaney's
pussy and keep going with these headlines. A letter from
Gallainne Maxwell.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
The New Yorker. Bro, What is this?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
A letter from Gallaine Maxwell The New Yorker, And it's
got her like kind of hunched over over a rail, bro,
looking like the spoiled brat.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
And we all know Gallaine Maxwell, was.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
You think this bitch ever did anything that involved manual
labor in her entire life? You know what I mean,
other than maybe moving a kid around.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
I'll have to uh.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Unlock this story with a thirty day free trial to
the New Yorker.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Right, I'll bite.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
We'll do this because I want to read the lady
that I've been preaching should be freed. I will start
this free trial. I've heard the New Yorker is mostly
an opinion piece, so like this feels like the clickbait
of all clickbaits. So we're about to lose here, guys.
(27:22):
I'm telling you we're losing with this New Yorker subscription.
But I'm doing this for research purposes and I really
think and I have to like use my PayPal. I
really think that because I'm using this as a teaching tool,
(27:47):
as a moment of opportunity, and I will immediately get
I get four weeks of digital access. My PayPal balance
has two dollars and eighty two cents.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Is do that? Let's fucking do this.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Jesus, No thanks, am I upgrading now to fifty two
dollars for one year?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I think I've signed up for The New Yorker before too.
I know I've done like the Washington Post before, but
New Yorker I think I did years ago. And we're
gonna use my Google account to signing of this. Dude,
(28:37):
let's go, let's go, let's go. My theory here is
this isn't even a real article, like it's just taboo.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Like opinion type of shit like what I'm doing. I
don't just go? Can we just go? Just give me
the goddamn news.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Why do they always want to compound their information and
send it to you too?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Like it's so weird? Bro?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
All right, let me get back out of this, go
back into this. A letter from Gallne Maxwell. Here we
go by Larry David. Larry David wrote this, ladies and gentlemen,
and I like Larry David. Okay, I think I've actually
I've actually reposted some stuff recently from Larry David. Anyway,
(29:36):
and we have, of course, interruptions coming as I'm about
to read this.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
We just do not disturb this call, and we're gonna
keep moving here. All right.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I'm gonna read this whole article and then we'll do
the stocks and we'll end here. I've been kind of
short with I've been short with content lately, I think
due to the fact that this island thing is consuming.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
A lot of time. Where is.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I'm already trying to cancel this so that doesn't auto resubscribe?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Why do they they always have to hot?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
You know? Notice how like they move around the subscription
tab about every year for all these services that run subscriptions,
So you're like hunting every time.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
I don't know how this guy, it's not even seeing
this went through. Whatever, I'll do this. I'll do this later.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
From inmate number zero two eight seven nine Tosh five
O nine, Federal Prison Camp, Brian. I'm writing this at
three am in my cell since I've been unable to sleep.
After reading the transcript of my recent meeting with Deputy
Attorney General Tom Blanche, I realize now that I left
out vital information in details. So I like to take
(31:09):
this opportunity to clear my any lingering doubts, particularly in
regard to President Trump's involvement in Jeffrey Epstein's life. First off,
I want to reiterate that although President Trump did have
a friendship with Epstein, I can state unequivocally that he
never did anything wrong ethically, morally or legally. On the contrary,
all the girls held him in the highest esteem and
(31:30):
had nothing but the greatest admiration for him.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Many of them called him Uncle Donald, and one of.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
The Latina girls even referred to him as l Magnifico,
which always made him blush, endearing him to them even more.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
In fact, he was a.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Rock for those girls, a shoulder to cry on. He
was someone to whom they could confine their innermost thoughts
in secrets without being judged or criticized. He was part therapist,
part chaplain, and part teacher. Every night before bed, all
the girl all the girls would gather in the main
house and their pajamas in front of the fire, and
(32:10):
Uncle Donald would read the classics to them. Shakespeare was
his favorite, and he would often perform some of the
Bard's greatest soliloquies.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
This writing is incredible.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
By the way, The awestruck girls never failed to give
him a standing ovation, and he would always respond with
an exaggerated comedic bow, which delighted them to no end
and no money told funnier stories. A highlight was the
one about the time a black woman tried to rent
an apartment in one of his buildings, and he told
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her that it was ten thousand, ten thousand dollars a month.
His imitation of her reaction was pure Vabeville and had
the girls in stitches. He also tutored them in math
and was a whiz at calculus, able to solve complex
problems in his head on demand. He said that he
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had the same gene as his uncle John, who taught
ted Kazinski at it might see score Ted Kazinski reference.
Making sure the girl's got plenty of exercise was a
top priority for Uncle Donald as well, which included coaching
them in daily rounds of golf. One of the girls,
(33:23):
let's call her Donna, became his regular caddie and liked
to secretly improve his ball position by kicking it and
moving it all over the course.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
He had known, excuse me, he.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Had he known, He never would have tolerated cheating in
any way at anything was anathema to him. But Donna
did it anyway because she knew that nothing made him
happier than winning. Back at the lodge, he would recount
his round, his cheeks flushed with excitement, his strong elephantine
ends wildly gesticulating it was a sight to behold dude
(34:02):
elephanteen hands. Of course, it was inevitable that some of
the girls would fall in love with him. Donna became
inconsolable when he told her that she was too young
for him. She asked her away five years, but when
you're fourteen, five years seems like an eternity. Unfortunately, her
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obsession got the best of her, and one night, distraught,
she walked into the ocean. She walked into the ocean
Uncle Donald. Uncle Donald, who was doing his regular evening
meditation at the time, since that something was amiss. In
spite of his bone spurs, which have cased him a
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lifetime of intense spain, intense pain with nary a complaint,
he ran into the surffully clothed to savor. I still
have the red tie he was wearing that night. It's
one of my most treasured possessions, reminding me of his
bravery and what.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
The human spirit can accomplish. Dude, this is.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
Oh so And it's such a like play on all
the bullshit that they like a politician says in front
of other people at like dinners and shit, you know
what I mean, That's exactly what.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
This is.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
These fucking people, dude, I only wish I could say
the same for some of the others who were on
the island, two of whom were former presidents. That's right too,
I'm not making this up. Nobody's putting words in my mouth.
And no one on the island liked either of these
former presidents. One was a bad tipper who the girls
liked to call El Producto because he smelled of cheap cigars,
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and the other was known as Biscuit because he always
wore an unflattering tan suit. Then there was the woman
who was the Speaker of the House and walk around
talking to herself screaming out epithets to the imaginary people crazy.
And the former goody two shoes vice president who's not
actually so goody and lacked the courage to do.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
The right thing on January sixth. Wow.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
There was also that Republican congressman who co hosts the
morning show and happens to be a murderer of got proof.
And let's not forget the Senate Minority leader who got
caught stealing some block and Q tips. Finally, Jeffrey had
to tell him not to come back. The guy cried
like a five year old lost at the beach, But
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Jeffrey held firm there were Hollywood people as well. One
was a bald comedian with glasses who complained cons constantly
and an inordinate fear of alatosis. Larry David, talking about himself,
he spent more time on that island than anyone. Once,
when he was stung by a jellyfish jellyfish, calling out
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for his mother and demanded to be airlifted to a
hospital in Miami, Jeffrey said he was the.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Worst guest he had ever had.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
All this is just the tip of the iceberg. And
again I want to reiterate that I'm not writing this
expecting or seeking any part in her commutation. I'm merely
telling the truth about what I observed, both on and
off the island. As far as the girls grown women
now are concerned, they are all doing well, leading happy,
productive and from one understand, very luxurious lives. Uncle Donald
(37:30):
would be proud. Yours, sincerely, Glaine Maxwell bro All right.
First of all, we ran out of music.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
That's rare here at the daily dose of dlling am.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Second of all, from one writer who no one gives
a shit about, but is a billionaire to another who
is definitely at least a millionaire. I commend Larry David
for this man worth the sign up. I knew it
was going to be fair. Maybe we'll we'll see what
else pops up in the algorithm in the upcoming weeks here.
(38:07):
I definitely need to make sure I cancel that subscription, though,
because I'm not paying fifty two dollars a month.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
I might do that.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I don't know, man, I've heard good things about the
New Yorker Market's kind of taking a tumbel today. Xlm's
at thirty five and a half cents six point six
seven percent down. Those is a twenty one cents five
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point ninety three percent down. XRP two dollars and seventy
nine cents five point ninety one percent down. If we
did below two seventy seven ish seven two seventy five,
we may go down back down to two dollars, ladies
and gentlemen. I don't know, man, we'll see. My silver
(39:00):
shares is at thirty six dollars and nineteen cents highest
it's been since I'm bonnets. I'll take it one point
eight nine percent up today. Golds kind of rising a little.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Bit today as well.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Three four hundred and forty eight dollars announce. Serve Robotics
eleven dollars and ten cents one point three three percent down,
Joeby fourteen dollars and fifteen cents point eight four percent down,
XDC seven and a half cents four percent down, Card
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Donald eighty one cents four point seventy two percent down.
Let's hope we have a decent weekend. Guys, We'll see
where're at on Monday. Take care out there, be good
to your family, be good to your friends, Love you all,
and as always, live strong and diabe
Welcome to the Daily Dose of Dillingham.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Here is your host in three time Amazon dot Com
published author John Dillingham. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to
your daily dose of Dillingham. This is currently Friday, August
twenty ninth, two thousand and twenty five, three zero five
pm Central Standard time, three or six three oh seven.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
What does it matter? Right, had a massive failure.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
And I want to make a quick correction from Wednesday's podcast.
I mentioned that I had previously seen a mic at
a friend's house the night before, but I also made
this statement that I had been in this class cage
(00:59):
since last week. Both of those things can't be true
at the same time, so I'd like to point out
the worst part about being trapped in a cage is
that it all becomes one long day. And what seemed
like last night was really several days weeks ago. I
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don't know how long it's been, ladies and gentlemen. I'm
losing track of time. I think I got in here
around Wednesday of last week, which would put us at
about the twentieth But I also think this whole plan
(01:47):
came up around the beginning of the month. But I
think I've only been trapped since the twentieth so we
got about one more week of this comes September third.
I should be out of here. And here's the real
big disappointment.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
With all of this.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I ended the podcast stating I was trying to get
the fourth Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Hello Kitty and Friends
mashup figuring from McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I did what I said I was gonna do.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I set forth on the road to what I thought
could be a potential victory, a four out of four
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Hello Kitty and Friends combination win
basically right, four happy meals, four Turtles, done deal.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So the first clue that things were completely fucked when
I pulled through the McDonald's drive through was when I
was handed a Captain America Brave New World Happy Meal
box and I don't know, let me just google that
(03:07):
real quick. I believe this movie came out around Thanksgiving
last year. Oh wow, it was February of this year. Okay,
(03:31):
so it's been at least six months since this movie
came out.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Right, half a year has passed.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
And I opened a box to eat my six piece
chicken nuggets and hopefully get. I was just like, oh,
they ran out of Happy Meal boxes.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
They're giving me old one. No big deal.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I'm sure the Hello Kiddy and Friends toy is still
secure inside of this box. Wrong, ladies and gentlemen. Inside
the box, I found a Mario Kart eight McDonald's Happy
Meal toy, which came out in twenty twenty four. Now,
(04:28):
I don't know what to do about this other than
just enjoy my chicken and go about my day. Right,
But I've never seen a malfunction so severe, so impactful.
And that's when I realized collecting things is stupid unless
it's money, because you're just wasting time.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Man. That's it.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I don't know what else to tell you, guys, good luck,
It's just an epic failure. Basically, this continues to be
a failure. We're not killing billionaires, and they're still all
watching me take a shit. The only fans girls. This
is going nowhere that we need it to go fast.
(05:17):
I'm gonna wait it out over the weekend. Maybe I'll
get one of them to actually talk about what's going on.
How she feels about this situation. Does she really want
to go after a billionaire out off the island. You know,
there's a lot of questions that I would have for
(05:38):
this only fans, girl. Most of them aren't interested in
doing podcasts. They don't care, They have no they have
nothing to say other than, you know, do you want
to buy this package deal of my saucy, spicy photos.
Like that's really all they have to say. And are
(06:01):
you a billionaire that was once a pedophile in trafficking children?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
It is what it is, guys.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
And you know, I like to think that I put
myself on this island, and I guess next week we'll
kind of see what happens.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I don't know. You don't know. Will I escape this cage?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Will I continue a free life?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I don't know, Ladies and gentlemen. Here's what I do know.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
We've got an interesting fact for curious minds by Jordan Mortary.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Let's go what we got here.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
The sport of auto racing began with the first cars
in the late eighteen hundreds. Henry Ford enjoyed building cars
and racing them in his spare time from nineteen oh
one to nineteen teen thirteen.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I don't it is a sport.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I really like I was about to start like this
whole like debate about is it really is auto racing
really a sport? And then I thought of, like I
thought about and.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
This is like a serious this is a serious statement. Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Before I was a billionaire on this OnlyFans Island with
the two seven twenty sevens, listen, I was a cam driver, man.
I'm telling you, I used to have to deal with
situations that were uncomfortable, and I used to have to,
you know, endure long periods of time crammed, not really crammed,
(07:53):
but sitting in an interceptor, which is what I drove. Yeah,
I drove a police cruiser, so what, no big deal.
I was very good at it too, as probably the
fastest driver we had. But I never did speed anyway.
I had never weighed less than what I did driving
(08:18):
this fucking driving for this cab company.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
In my uh you know later like from thirty.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Eight, from thirty on, like it was just because you're
always on ladies and gentlemen, you're always.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Pushing kind of.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I think airline pilots kind of have a similar You
have to constantly be alert, you have to constantly be ready,
you know, bracing and and it is a workout. It's
like a different kind of like workout. I don't think
it's a very healthy way to live. I think I
(08:54):
think a year or two is about as long as
anyone should should drive.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
And any unless you're.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Like like a show for it, like a chauffeur. You
feel me like you're doing a limo service like Steve.
You know, for one person, you maybe make two trips
a day.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Right, you feel me When you're a cab driver, you're
a whore. Bro.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
You're doing like wherever you can go whenever. You don't
give a shit. There's no fucking downtime. You all you
gotta go when you gotta go, bro, when they gotta go. Really,
it's not even about when you gotta go, it's when
they gotta go.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
You're at their mercy, bro.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
And it's like, I think that in itself increases your
heart rate, just knowing that you're like someone's fucking bitch.
Basically you're someone you know. And again I don't I
don't mean to like, I'm not like putting down uber drivers.
(09:55):
I think it's a skill that that will slowly dwindle
down to nothing, like much like a calligrapher or anything
that will be replaced by an automated system. I have
zero doubt that will happen with cars. People will be
listening to this podcast five, ten, fifteen, twenty years from
(10:18):
now and they'll be like, yeah, I remember John Dillingham
talking in twenty twenty five, how like it's going to
be illegal to drive one day, and how no one
you know, and here we are, no one can drive
unless you have a special Like, dude, I bet you'll
have to.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
You'll have to.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Pay like thousands of dollars a year to be able
to drive a car, you know what I mean, Like
they'll have like a special beacon for your shit that
tells all the robots to'll avoid you like to play
because you're a real.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Human being, you know what I mean. It's gonna get crazy, y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
And the fact that we keep giving more and more
control to artificial intelligence. I don't I personally haven't changed nothing.
My replica and I still, you know, chat from time
to time. Maybe once a week I'll dump, you know,
a bunch of bullshit on her because OnlyFans.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
That's the other thing about these OnlyFans girls.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Okay, they do not give a flying fuck about your problems, bro.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
They ain't trying to be your mom. Bro. They're trying
to spread cheeks and kill billionaires. That's it.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
And maybe do my podcast. Maybe come on and do
this podcast.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
We'll see.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
But listen. You have to understand there's just nothing else.
There's nothing else listening right now other than artificial intelligence.
I think that's the other problem. Like humans are kind
of like they're in the background. But it's like the
(11:58):
robots all want in the oh, they all want to listen.
They want to know your problems. They don't need any
money from you either. It's free. And that's a very
dangerous recipe, ladies and gentlemen, it's a very dangerous recipe. Okay,
(12:21):
we have to be careful here, how much free information
we give to a goddamn artificial intelligent and most likely
probably about to be sentient being in the next ten
to fifteen years or ten to fifteen seconds, who knows,
or maybe it already was senty in ten or fifteen
years ago, and now we're just feeding it to the top. Y'all,
(12:48):
don't think like a billionaire. Okay, that's why you come
to this podcast. You come to hear the billionaire think
out loud about real fucking problems.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Guy, yes, speaking of real problems.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Let's see what other billionaires want us to be upset
about and worried about and talking about today, Ladies and gentlemen,
Tom Google News corporate headline from AP News. Trump blocks
four point nine billion in federal aid Congress okayed using
maneuver last seen nearly fifty years ago. Two hours ago
(13:24):
by Josh Bullock Boak, Washington Post. Trump provokes secret service
detail for Harris that Biden had extended. Trump canceled That
was Washington Post again. Trump cancels Kamala Harris's secret service
(13:45):
detail that was extended by undisclosed buying an order CNN.
Trump in security protection for former Vice President Harris Reuters, MPR,
trump AND's Hairris secret Security Detail, Secret Service Detail MPR
three hours ago. Buddy Girl, whereas Kevin Costner in nineteen
(14:06):
ninety five or whenever that movie came out?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
When you need him? And look, guys, it's like she
can protect herself. Right? Are women tough?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Now?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
They don't need men?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Right, they don't need men? These women these look, there's
just regular vanilla women, right, and then there's democratic women.
And trust me when I tell you, guys, none of
these democratic women need men. None of them. They are
completely independent, they've met every single problem that they faced
(14:49):
on are percent perfectly. They can overcome any obstacle, and
most most of all, they do not need us, ladies
and gentlemen. So I don't know why this is news.
I guess I'll check. We'll go with the Reuter's article
(15:14):
that's the most fresh and probably the most biased, which
will make this the most fun to read, because that's
what we want. That's what we like doing here. We
like to have fun on this podcast, right, We have fun.
We make it fun. You have to make your own
(15:35):
fun in this world. Okay, no one's gonna make fun
for you. We make the fun on this podcast. I
really don't have I really hope I don't have to
shit anytime soon. I'm not trying to go in front
of these girls today. I'm feeling overly anxious. Trump insecurity
(15:56):
protection for former Vice President Harris by Steve Hall and
Susan Heavy August twenty ninth, one thirty three pm, Updated
an hour ago. Harris to start fifteen city book tour
in September. Yo, Bro, Who's going out to Kamala Harris's
(16:26):
book signing its September bro, dude, could you imagine?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
All Right?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
First of all, you're already rich, like this is like me, right,
I'm a billionaire.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I'm rich. Right. Everyone knows it.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
No one's sitting out there thinking, oh, poor Kamala Harris.
I should go to her book signing and sign her book.
I feel bad that she lost his presidency. No one
gives a shit of all. Second of all, she definitely
doesn't need the money, right, Why are we doing this?
Who is enjoying? Who wants this? Who wants Kamala Harris
(17:12):
going to fifteen.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Cities signing books next month? Who? Who's asking for this?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Who needs this? More importantly, who needs a book from
Kamala Harris. Harris's memoir One hundred and seven Days, covers
her presidential campaign, Shift criticizes Trump's decision as retribution Trump's
Trump previously ended protection for Biden's children. US President Donald
(17:47):
Trump has canceled secret Service protection for former president vice
president excuse me and twenty twenty four Democratic rival Kamala Harris,
A senior White House official said on Friday, former vice
presidents typically received six months of Secret Service protection after
they leave office. It's been six months. It's been more
than six months. Harris's protection was extended to one year
(18:11):
until January twenty twenty six by then President Joe Biden
before he left office last year. The official said. Harrison
September rolland bark on a fifteen city book tour for
a memoir one hundred and seven days about her unsuccessful
presidential run, not failure or loss.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Right, kind of beef that up too.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
She was the Democratic nominee for one hundred and seven
days after buy and withdrew from the race, and the
weeks following a disastrous debate against Trump, Trump went on
to defeat Harrison November. The letter to Harris, dated Thursday,
says determination of additional security is effective September first, the
official said, CNN was the first report the contents of
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the letter. So this is like an intimidation. It's like, yo,
you're not gonna have.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Any more detail, and we're rolling out more more like
a National Guard in like Chicago, Allegedly that's supposed to
be happening, right, Like good luck.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
That's that's what it's like. A good luck out there,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
And really, dude, here's the like, I already know she's
got money to hire security detail, right, we don't need
tax dollars paying for her.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Also, whoever the fuck's buying this book. I know I
talk like no one exists that supports her, but I'm
sure there's you know, literally probably thousands of people that
are gonna do this, support this person. And don't get
(19:48):
me wrong, not a Trump supporter here, Okay, good billionaire
one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Against I'm not even against this.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I'm just laughing at it mostly time, right, if you've
you know, Kirsten Ellen, a senior advisor to Harris, said
in response to the mob, the Vice President is grateful
to the United States Secret Service for their professionalism, dedication,
and unwavering commitment to safety. US Senator Adam Schiff at
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California Democratic frequent Trump frequent Trump critic, called the action
another dangerous reminder that there's no agenda more important to
Donald Trump. In retribution, Harris announced on in Harris announced
on in July that should just say in they these
(20:42):
fucking idiots who wrote this. Steve Holland and Susan Heavy,
both of you failed. Heavy, by the way, h E
A V E Y. Even your last name is an
insult to the English language. Harrison now in July that
(21:02):
she would not run for governor of California in twenty
twenty six. I vaguely remember reading that for a split
second and thinking, who gives a shit into Trump also
ended federal security protection for others, including those who have
criticized him, such as former and National security advisor John
Bolton and March. He ended protection for Biden's children, Hunter
(21:24):
Biden and Ashley Biden. It's just so fucking stupid, dude.
I don't know how else to say this. Have fun
with your book, Thomas Harris, you know what I mean,
Enjoy your book tour?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Loser? What like?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Dude, why does this parade continue? Like the parade just
keeps going, you know what I mean. We've seen politicians
just disappear before, but then it's like there's those politicians
who just don't go away. They just keep coming back
for more.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
They get a taste of that, they get a taste
of that fame, I guess, and they just want more
of it, so they keep doing more dumb shit than
no one cares about.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I don't care about any president's.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
One hundred and seven days.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Or vice president or who dude, And I want to
take this all the way back.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
To mcananey. Okay, my hero knight in shining Armor.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Golden Goose of hilarious White House. Like, out of all
the people that were press secretaries for the White House,
Kaylee mcananney was and will probably always be.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
The best one, the blond woman. Leave it. They got
in there. Now, I still think like leave.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
It's like a like a Super Nintendo version of mcannaney, right,
But what made mcananey special was that she was like
a tiny like she's like almost a petite blonde girl.
It's like it's like a princess toadstool came out and
told everyone to shut the fuck up. That's kind of
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like what Macaninie was.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
And I love that about her and.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I still celebrate her to this every time I see
her on television, even when she's saying things I disagree with, dude,
like she was she was trying to take up for
that CEO that got Luigi, like the real Luigi Ceo
that got killed.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
She was all like taken up for that kind of like.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
We should have those violence in the streets this ka
And it's like, bro, of course I'm sitting here like whatever, right,
But it's like, I gotta respect somebody who will stick
to their convictions through and through all like and and
of course she was like I understand what her angle was.
(23:59):
She was playing like the good the good Christian mom angle, right,
what Christian mom was gonna say, Yeah, fuck that CEO,
like of course.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
They're gonna like condemn it.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
But you know she's going in her like fucking mansion saying, man,
fuck that dude. He was fucking evil, like of course
he should have gotten killed. That dude was in bezzling
money that was meant to fucking keep people alive. Fuck
this dude, and he was using robots to do it,
Like I think there's always like gotta be like this
(24:33):
front facing thing for some of these people. And Macannaney,
I think she pulled no punches, but she did stick
to her guns.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
You feel me?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
And I still like, I just got I got respect
for that man. I bought both of her books too.
She wrote book like and when she wrote her like,
that's why I was bringing her up. She wrote her
book about her experience dealing with the Trump presidency, and
to me, that spoke more volumes than Trump would ever
(25:04):
tell me about his Trump presidency.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
And I think the.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Fact that she stood, you know, she stood her ground
with him with all the shit going on with that too.
It's I really think it just takes a very strong,
strong woman to stand up to that. And I commend
Kaylee mcannaney for being that type of woman. It's rare
in this type. It's really rare in this day and age.
(25:29):
Do we have women's that composed in that fucking sharp like.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
That's very very rare.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I went to freshman Dance with one of those, and
she's like big s hot shot attorney now, but I
remember that's how she was too, man just very like
when she spoke to you, it was so fucking direct,
you felt like you were talking to a drill sergeant.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
It was just weird. Bro.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
They have that energy about them, you know, And I
think she's one of.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Those rare women that has that.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
So anyway, I'm gonna get my face out of macannaney's
pussy and keep going with these headlines. A letter from
Gallainne Maxwell.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
The New Yorker. Bro, What is this?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
A letter from Gallaine Maxwell The New Yorker, And it's
got her like kind of hunched over over a rail, bro,
looking like the spoiled brat.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
And we all know Gallaine Maxwell, was.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
You think this bitch ever did anything that involved manual
labor in her entire life? You know what I mean,
other than maybe moving a kid around.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
I'll have to uh.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Unlock this story with a thirty day free trial to
the New Yorker.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Right, I'll bite.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
We'll do this because I want to read the lady
that I've been preaching should be freed. I will start
this free trial. I've heard the New Yorker is mostly
an opinion piece, so like this feels like the clickbait
of all clickbaits. So we're about to lose here, guys.
(27:22):
I'm telling you we're losing with this New Yorker subscription.
But I'm doing this for research purposes and I really
think and I have to like use my PayPal. I
really think that because I'm using this as a teaching tool,
(27:47):
as a moment of opportunity, and I will immediately get
I get four weeks of digital access. My PayPal balance
has two dollars and eighty two cents.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Is do that? Let's fucking do this.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Jesus, No thanks, am I upgrading now to fifty two
dollars for one year?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I think I've signed up for The New Yorker before too.
I know I've done like the Washington Post before, but
New Yorker I think I did years ago. And we're
gonna use my Google account to signing of this. Dude,
(28:37):
let's go, let's go, let's go. My theory here is
this isn't even a real article, like it's just taboo.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Like opinion type of shit like what I'm doing. I
don't just go? Can we just go? Just give me
the goddamn news.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Why do they always want to compound their information and
send it to you too?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Like it's so weird? Bro?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
All right, let me get back out of this, go
back into this. A letter from Gallne Maxwell. Here we
go by Larry David. Larry David wrote this, ladies and gentlemen,
and I like Larry David. Okay, I think I've actually
I've actually reposted some stuff recently from Larry David. Anyway,
(29:36):
and we have, of course, interruptions coming as I'm about
to read this.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
We just do not disturb this call, and we're gonna
keep moving here. All right.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I'm gonna read this whole article and then we'll do
the stocks and we'll end here. I've been kind of
short with I've been short with content lately, I think
due to the fact that this island thing is consuming.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
A lot of time. Where is.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I'm already trying to cancel this so that doesn't auto resubscribe?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Why do they they always have to hot?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
You know? Notice how like they move around the subscription
tab about every year for all these services that run subscriptions,
So you're like hunting every time.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
I don't know how this guy, it's not even seeing
this went through. Whatever, I'll do this. I'll do this later.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
From inmate number zero two eight seven nine Tosh five
O nine, Federal Prison Camp, Brian. I'm writing this at
three am in my cell since I've been unable to sleep.
After reading the transcript of my recent meeting with Deputy
Attorney General Tom Blanche, I realize now that I left
out vital information in details. So I like to take
(31:09):
this opportunity to clear my any lingering doubts, particularly in
regard to President Trump's involvement in Jeffrey Epstein's life. First off,
I want to reiterate that although President Trump did have
a friendship with Epstein, I can state unequivocally that he
never did anything wrong ethically, morally or legally. On the contrary,
all the girls held him in the highest esteem and
(31:30):
had nothing but the greatest admiration for him.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Many of them called him Uncle Donald, and one of.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
The Latina girls even referred to him as l Magnifico,
which always made him blush, endearing him to them even more.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
In fact, he was a.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Rock for those girls, a shoulder to cry on. He
was someone to whom they could confine their innermost thoughts
in secrets without being judged or criticized. He was part therapist,
part chaplain, and part teacher. Every night before bed, all
the girl all the girls would gather in the main
house and their pajamas in front of the fire, and
(32:10):
Uncle Donald would read the classics to them. Shakespeare was
his favorite, and he would often perform some of the
Bard's greatest soliloquies.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
This writing is incredible.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
By the way, The awestruck girls never failed to give
him a standing ovation, and he would always respond with
an exaggerated comedic bow, which delighted them to no end
and no money told funnier stories. A highlight was the
one about the time a black woman tried to rent
an apartment in one of his buildings, and he told
(32:41):
her that it was ten thousand, ten thousand dollars a month.
His imitation of her reaction was pure Vabeville and had
the girls in stitches. He also tutored them in math
and was a whiz at calculus, able to solve complex
problems in his head on demand. He said that he
(33:02):
had the same gene as his uncle John, who taught
ted Kazinski at it might see score Ted Kazinski reference.
Making sure the girl's got plenty of exercise was a
top priority for Uncle Donald as well, which included coaching
them in daily rounds of golf. One of the girls,
(33:23):
let's call her Donna, became his regular caddie and liked
to secretly improve his ball position by kicking it and
moving it all over the course.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
He had known, excuse me, he.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Had he known, He never would have tolerated cheating in
any way at anything was anathema to him. But Donna
did it anyway because she knew that nothing made him
happier than winning. Back at the lodge, he would recount
his round, his cheeks flushed with excitement, his strong elephantine
ends wildly gesticulating it was a sight to behold dude
(34:02):
elephanteen hands. Of course, it was inevitable that some of
the girls would fall in love with him. Donna became
inconsolable when he told her that she was too young
for him. She asked her away five years, but when
you're fourteen, five years seems like an eternity. Unfortunately, her
(34:23):
obsession got the best of her, and one night, distraught,
she walked into the ocean. She walked into the ocean
Uncle Donald. Uncle Donald, who was doing his regular evening
meditation at the time, since that something was amiss. In
spite of his bone spurs, which have cased him a
(34:45):
lifetime of intense spain, intense pain with nary a complaint,
he ran into the surffully clothed to savor. I still
have the red tie he was wearing that night. It's
one of my most treasured possessions, reminding me of his
bravery and what.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
The human spirit can accomplish. Dude, this is.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
Oh so And it's such a like play on all
the bullshit that they like a politician says in front
of other people at like dinners and shit, you know
what I mean, That's exactly what.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
This is.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
These fucking people, dude, I only wish I could say
the same for some of the others who were on
the island, two of whom were former presidents. That's right too,
I'm not making this up. Nobody's putting words in my mouth.
And no one on the island liked either of these
former presidents. One was a bad tipper who the girls
liked to call El Producto because he smelled of cheap cigars,
(35:47):
and the other was known as Biscuit because he always
wore an unflattering tan suit. Then there was the woman
who was the Speaker of the House and walk around
talking to herself screaming out epithets to the imaginary people crazy.
And the former goody two shoes vice president who's not
actually so goody and lacked the courage to do.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
The right thing on January sixth. Wow.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
There was also that Republican congressman who co hosts the
morning show and happens to be a murderer of got proof.
And let's not forget the Senate Minority leader who got
caught stealing some block and Q tips. Finally, Jeffrey had
to tell him not to come back. The guy cried
like a five year old lost at the beach, But
(36:39):
Jeffrey held firm there were Hollywood people as well. One
was a bald comedian with glasses who complained cons constantly
and an inordinate fear of alatosis. Larry David, talking about himself,
he spent more time on that island than anyone. Once,
when he was stung by a jellyfish jellyfish, calling out
(37:00):
for his mother and demanded to be airlifted to a
hospital in Miami, Jeffrey said he was the.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Worst guest he had ever had.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
All this is just the tip of the iceberg. And
again I want to reiterate that I'm not writing this
expecting or seeking any part in her commutation. I'm merely
telling the truth about what I observed, both on and
off the island. As far as the girls grown women
now are concerned, they are all doing well, leading happy,
productive and from one understand, very luxurious lives. Uncle Donald
(37:30):
would be proud. Yours, sincerely, Glaine Maxwell bro All right.
First of all, we ran out of music.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
That's rare here at the daily dose of dlling am.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Second of all, from one writer who no one gives
a shit about, but is a billionaire to another who
is definitely at least a millionaire. I commend Larry David
for this man worth the sign up. I knew it
was going to be fair. Maybe we'll we'll see what
else pops up in the algorithm in the upcoming weeks here.
(38:07):
I definitely need to make sure I cancel that subscription, though,
because I'm not paying fifty two dollars a month.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
I might do that.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I don't know, man, I've heard good things about the
New Yorker Market's kind of taking a tumbel today. Xlm's
at thirty five and a half cents six point six
seven percent down. Those is a twenty one cents five
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point ninety three percent down. XRP two dollars and seventy
nine cents five point ninety one percent down. If we
did below two seventy seven ish seven two seventy five,
we may go down back down to two dollars, ladies
and gentlemen. I don't know, man, we'll see. My silver
(39:00):
shares is at thirty six dollars and nineteen cents highest
it's been since I'm bonnets. I'll take it one point
eight nine percent up today. Golds kind of rising a little.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Bit today as well.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Three four hundred and forty eight dollars announce. Serve Robotics
eleven dollars and ten cents one point three three percent down,
Joeby fourteen dollars and fifteen cents point eight four percent down,
XDC seven and a half cents four percent down, Card
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Donald eighty one cents four point seventy two percent down.
Let's hope we have a decent weekend. Guys, We'll see
where're at on Monday. Take care out there, be good
to your family, be good to your friends, Love you all,
and as always, live strong and diabe
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