September 3, 2025 • 40 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Daily Dose of Dillingham.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Here as your host end three time Amazon dot Com
published author John Dillingham. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen to
Daily Dose of Dillingham. It's currently Wednesday, September three, twenty
twenty five, one fifty five pm Central Standard time. I
hope you're doing good out there. I know I am.
(00:23):
I made it, guys, I'm free. I made it out
of the cage. All fifty OnlyFans girls periods all simultaneously
ended at exactly midnight last night. They were all extremely happy.
We all partied, They let me DJ, which I love doing,
(00:49):
and I literally had sex with fifty OnlyFans girls last night,
all off their periods. We spread out to come between
all fifty of them. I'm hoping that I get at
least fifty percent of them pregnant. Trying to raise some
kids that have good lives. I don't care if everyone
considers them web hookers or hooker two point zeros or
(01:14):
three oh fives or three oh four's or whatever they're
calling OnlyFans girls today. I know that my children will
be raised properly by these ladies, because not only do
these women have a kill factor, in them, all fifty
(01:36):
of them. But they're also all at least multi millionaires now,
so I'm really you know, I literally could die happy
today just knowing that my legacy I'm like a two.
I'm like Genghis Khan two point zero special Edition, like
(01:57):
super Turbo edition Genghis Khan because I'm not having to
like wrangle up with an army women for me to impregnate.
Nor is my legacy, you know, based off of fear
and intimidation tactics and brutal warfare. No. I mean, if
(02:21):
you think about it, I've literally mind fucked fifty OnlyFans
girls into killing billionaires for me, and on top of
that have my children. I don't know about you guys,
(02:48):
but we're pretty much done here. I'm not sure how
many more billionaires we really need to, like pick off,
I'm happy right, I'm happy with the world the way
it is. I know they're rolling out the whole troops
(03:09):
in Chicago thing talking about how like there's still mass
shootings in Chicago, But I feel safe here on Dillingham Molopolis.
This island has really secured my position as the top
billionaire of all billionaires and coming soon trillionaire first trillionaire
(03:31):
on Planet Earth. Your boy, John Dillingham, three time published author,
available on Amazon dot com, the Tampa Hillsboro County Public
Library System, and my very own website, d I one
one I, ngham dot com, or Dillingham dot com. Ladies
and gentlemen, you can purchase all of my books from
(03:52):
any of those locations, or get it for free at
the library. Of course, I can't help that I got
rich writing books, but also just money falling out of
the sky next to me and immediately becoming mine because
it fell near me. Guys, these are the I'm just
better than you, I'm luckier than you, I have better
(04:15):
graces with God than you. I've been chosen, et cetera,
et cetera. You've heard them all. These are the reasons
I'm a billionaire. Guys. It's not because black Rock chose
me to prop me up and get you know, put
me in all of your algorithms or anything like that.
It's not that, like, you know, I skull fucked the
(04:35):
shit out of that chick that got murdered in New York.
The residential girl what's her name? CEO black Rock murdered
what's that pitch's name. Wait for it here they bury
it deep and I never remember it. Wesley Lapatner. I
(04:59):
was fucking Wesley's face, bro, skull fucking the shit out
of her, bro before she got marked same age as
me too. Can you believe it? I was skull fucking
the shit out of Wesley Patt and there, guys, oh
my god, I was filling her fucking head with my jizz.
(05:20):
And then she died, she got popped. Man. I really
I liked her too, man. I liked fucking her face,
you know what I mean. I liked taking both nuts
too and putting them on her chin and just saying,
take this dick, Wesley La Palmer before she got fucking murdered. Right.
I don't know what it is about the fact that
(05:42):
I know she's now dead and then I fucked her
face many times. But I'm having a hard time processing
all this and I need a therapist immediately. Good on,
bir It's okay. Still got dogs here out at the
old Dillingham Molopolis Billionaire Island. You okay, girl, good old
(06:08):
baby the Australian Shepherd yep, just doing what she does
ladies and gentlemen. But listen, okay, you have to understand
something about these Black Rock CEOs and how they like
to get skull fucked. Okay, listen to me if you
(06:29):
don't find a Black Rock CEO and skull fuck them
to death and basically, like not really skull fucked them
to death, like literally, but skull fuck the hell out
of them and then leave them so that they, you know,
can be executed by one of my OnlyFans. Girls, you're
just doing it wrong. Okay. I'm not trying to take
(06:52):
credit for Wesley La Palmer's death. I think that was
someone trying to get to me, honestly, because they knew
who I was skull fucking the shit out of Wesley
La Palmer all the time. I think someone figured out
what I needed right to release and they went after her.
And the problem with that is that I'm not exclusive
(07:16):
to any particular woman on planet Earth. I just fuck everything.
So when I found out that someone was feeling some
type of way about me skull fucking Wesley La Palmer,
the CEO Black Rock lady that got merked that, they
tried to cover up over and over again and then
(07:37):
they murdered her. I didn't. I was completely indifferent about
it because I just skull fucked an OnlyFans girl that
night instead, or whoever, you know whatever was around feminine
and attractive. As a billionaire, there's always an attractive female
within about a miles radius of me, if not closer.
That's just how it is when you're a billionaire. There
(07:58):
there's always a v trying to get at you. You
know what I mean. When they know you have money,
plan on dealing with lots of attractive women that want
to fuck you and or get skull fucked by you,
like Wesley La Palmer did. She was attracted to my money.
I knew this from the beginning. This is why we
got her a comfy position as the uh what was
(08:21):
her title? Wesley La Palmer or La Patner? Excuse me,
La Patner job title? Black Rock? What was that again? Google?
Remind me of that? Please? Real Estate Income Trust which
(08:42):
is UH. It's abbreviated bre it b R E T.
So the uh. When I was skull fucking the Blackstone
real Estate Income Trust CEO and jizzying in her like
it didn't even like when I came, I didn't even
come in her mouth. I just came straight into her throat.
(09:05):
So she had to immediately swallow it. I take no
chances with my semen, ladies and gentlemen, because I know
that these women like they like to take it and
put it in petrie dishes and save it in their
refrigerators and impregnate themselves with my billionaire semen. So when
I ejaculate, I have to ejaculate straight into her throat,
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so that can't happen unless she makes herself throw up.
But I watch her. That's the that's the secret to
being a billionaire and skull fucking these Black Rock CEOs. Okay,
you got to understand that if you aren't careful with
your bio anything right, hair, skin flakes, dandriff, jizz, spit nails,
(09:56):
any of this, you have to be careful when your
skull full fucking these ceo Blackrock executives of Real Estate
Income Trust be our e t abbreviated women. Okay, Lapadner's done,
she's done right, she's dead. She's gone. Game over with that.
(10:21):
But what I'm looking for is the next Blackrock CEO
to skull fuck and shoot jiz straight into their fucking throat. Right,
I'm looking for the next I'm already looking for the
next one. Saying with these OnlyFans girls, bro. As soon
as I know that, I can skull fuck them and
(10:42):
you know, I move on to the next one. I've
there's so many people that basically just don't get this
billionaire lifestyle mindset, but they will slowly, and I think
Blackrock CEOs, especially understand it now. And that's kind of
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that's gonna throw, like, you know, a little a little
wrench in my gears of operation when I'm you know,
trying to like finesse these Black Rock CEOs. But regardless
of all of that, I think you need to understand
that they got an agenda, guys, and if you don't
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follow it, you're gonna be put on a list and
they're gonna send a robot to your house to kill you.
So my best advice is if you just smile and
act like you care about whatever a corporate agenda, like,
if you know they're saying you need to really, hey,
Billie Eilish, you really need to press this agenda about
assault rifles being banned again. Even though you support Fortnite,
(11:49):
which is a game about killing people with assault rifles,
you have to understand that you got to play by
their rules. Sometimes in order to get to the point
where your skull fucking in the face and jizzing right
down their throat immediately. Okay, with miss La Palmer, she
was an easy bag. Okay. She saw me, she saw
(12:12):
the diamond suit that I wear, she knew that I
had money, immediately wanted me to fuck her face. Okay,
that's how this works. You just I just appear with
my billions of dollars surrounding me wherever I go. Right,
they all know I'm a billionaire because it's my aura.
(12:32):
I have a billionaire aura, right. You get that when
you become a billionaire. By the way, that's another like
billionaire secret. Basically, you just get this like kind of
like greenish aura that tells everybody, Okay, this guy's money.
You know, it's okay, he's not here to like really
fuck with us. And that's just what it is, ladies
(12:56):
and gentlemen, you know. And no, no, I wasn't upset
when she was murked. I wasn't because I just I
have a whole stable of OnlyFans women. I don't care
about some random CEO Blackrock executive pumping and dumping residential
house prices so that Blackrock can increase their profit margin
(13:20):
by five percent this month. Doesn't mean shit to me.
This woman had no passion, She had no fucking desires,
she had no soul, Ladies and gentlemen, That's why I
had no problems skull fucking the shit out of Wesley
La Patner coming straight into her throat and not allowing
her to take my come and impregnate herself with it.
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Could you imagine Wesley La Padner found dead and pregnant
with John Dillingham's baby as a headline. Do you realize
what that would do to my reputation as a steadfast
billionaire knocking up some randough billion you know, fucking Blackrock
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ceo right? Fuck that dude, you that would have taken
my shit down like ten notches in the world of
like important people. You know, there's no way if I
got this bitch pregnant, I would be where I'm at
right now. Okay, There's no fucking way. And that's the
other key to it. Guys. You pick and choose who
(14:26):
you knock up. You don't just give it to whoever
dumb bitch comes along, like some fucking cunt from Blackrock.
Bro I'm not gonna fucking get you pregnant, you lunatic?
Are you crazy? You really think I want to bring
a child into your world of Blackrock ceo? Bullshit? Fuck
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you cunt, fuck out of here. It's like I was
glad she got murdered. I was like one less ex
cunt to deal with some fucking random CEO of some
fucking big corporation. You think I give a fuck about that, dude?
Fuck you. I'm over here with these web hos. Bro.
(15:08):
They know how to fucking finesse money without having to
do anything for some corporate chimp. You feel me, Fuck
these hoes. Dude. You gotta understand, like you go out
into this world looking for love, you will end up
knocking up that Blackrock CEO and having to fucking deal
with Blackrock policies and procedures interrupting your fucking children and
(15:32):
family lifestyle. Dude, are you kidding me? What kind of
fucking moron would want to deal with Blackrock policies and
procedures influencing their children's daycare and you know, eventually elementary school, right, Dude,
I'm not trying to get some fucking Black Rock policy
and procedure document sent to me in my email inmock saying, hey, John,
(15:57):
because your wife uh as a CEO of our company,
you're not allowed to have your child go to this
fucking school. Like fuck you, Blackrock. You know what I mean.
No one ever takes time to think about the fact
that if you just knock up a random Blackrock ceo,
you're gonna get fucked by Blackrock policies. They just don't
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get it, dude. They just see money and they don't
understand that that money comes with the fucking huge catch, right,
kind of like how she caught my fucking jiz in
the back of her throat and immediately had to swallow
it instead of putting it in a Peatriot disk and
pregnating herself with a turkey baser, and then coming back
(16:43):
a week later saying, Hey, what are we gonna do
about this? I'm not aborting it anyway. This is not
a hoax. Epstein survivors speak out, demanding files be released.
(17:05):
ABC News one hour ago, The Guardian Epstein abuse survivors
urged lawmakers to back bill that would release all files.
Forty three minutes ago, NBC News Jeffrey Epstein accusers urged
Trump to release all the case files and rule out
a glame. Excuse me, Maxwell, pardon Epstein, that was NBC
(17:30):
News twenty hours ago. Excuse me again, Epstein. Survivors implored
Congress to act as push for disclosure builds one hour
ap news. Nothing to see here, obviously, Who cares China parade?
What new weapons on shows say about Beijing's military strength? Gee,
(17:53):
Putin and Kim stand united at Beijing military parade and
historic show of authoritarian strength in a Russia and North
Korea all jack each other off at Beijing military parade.
A guide to unite's new weapons on parade in Beijing.
That's Wall Street Journal, BBC, CNN and BBC respectively. Well, yes,
we have two BBC headlines, both about ten hours apart.
(18:17):
Apparently not reading any of this. Florida Surgeon general says
state will eliminate all vaccine mandates. All right, the anti
vaccine mania continues. And I don't know where this is
(18:38):
gonna go, ladies and gentlemen, but I kind of want
to see what this has to set. Who is this
from Florida talking to us and now all these vaccines?
We got a fucking video fifty nine set. They give
us a fifty nine second clip ladies and gentlemen, thinks
NBC News, how courteous of you to what do we
(19:00):
oh this? Fifty nine seconds? All right, I'm gonna move
the Michael. We're gonna let this resonate with you guys
for a moment. Here pause the get ready.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
The Florida Department of Health, in partnership with the governors,
is going to be working to end all vaccine mandates
in Florida, DA, all of them. All of them, every
last one of them is wrong and drips with disdain
and slavery.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Okay, who am i? This is a black man by
the way, named Joseph Flappato la or ladapo la d
a po. I think this is a made up person too,
by the way, just fyi is a government or anyone else?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Or who am I as a man standing here now
to tell you what you should put in your body?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Who am to tell you what your child should put
in your body? I don't have that right. Your body,
your body is a gift from God. What you put
into your body, what you put into your body is
because of your relationship with your body and your God.
(20:28):
All right, So what we're put in our body is
because of our relationship with God, ladies and gentlemen, Thanks
puppet for telling me how my body should be used.
Let us all remember that these politicians definitely have our
best interests in mine and not their own, right guys.
Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ledappo said Wednesday that the state
(20:52):
will work to eliminate all vaccine mandates. This is by
many Von Burke by the way, I NYV and then
E Burke b U r k E wrote this one person,
all of them, all of them said, he said during
a news conference, as the crowd stood interrupted in Paul's
every last one of them is wrong and drifts with
the stain in slavery. He said. The Florida Department of
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Health will work in a partnership with the governor. Who
am I as a governor or anyone else? Who am
I as a man standing up here now to tell
you what you should put in your body? Lapado said,
Who am I to tell you what your child should
put in their body? I don't have that right. It's
kind of like they're just reiterating everything Twitter was saying
(21:36):
in twenty twenty. Florida requires current vaccinations for students going
to public school. Those requirements are outlined in the Florida
Health website. The state is not banning fects. Guess what, kids,
you still got to get that measle shot. You still
(21:59):
got to get that sad in this shot. Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm telling you, bro, if smallpox comes back as a
result of these fucking like you know what I mean,
Republicans resurrecting dead, resurrecting dead, deadly diseases. You know, since
(22:28):
since COVID, it's always like this feels like I'm just
being like, I don't know what this feeling is, but
it's stupid, right. The idea that children would be allowed
to go to school on vaccine is absolutely frightening, said
doctor Richard Besser, a former acting director Centers for Disease
(22:50):
Control and Prevention LADONPOS, railing his vaccines and floord in
the past, saying that people under sixty five shouldn't get
an mr in a COVID vaccine at the time, tredicting
guidance from the CDC During twenty twenty four measles outbreak
in the state, he said that parents should watch for
measles symptoms, but could make their own decision about whether
(23:10):
to send children to school, he did not encourage vaccination.
Lenapo's announcement came as Florida Governor Rona Sante's revealed the
establishment of the Florida Make Action the Florida Make America
Healthy Again Commission, which will recommend state level integration of
President Donald Trump and Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Junior's
(23:31):
Make America Healthy Again effort. Thank God, I don't live
in Florida anymore. Dude, Florida has become like a peatrit
disc for retards. It really has. You want to know
what it's like to be treated like a retard every day,
Move to Florida, because not only will you be treated
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like a retard from the government, but you'll also be
treated like a retard by all the millionaires and billionaires
like me who roll around there and shit on everybody
that doesn't have as much money as they do. Have
fun in Florida, Guys, check it out. Go give them
all your money. The FLORIDAHA or MAHA Commission will prioritize
(24:13):
reforms that empower Floridians, reduce regulatory burdens, and hold actors
accountable for their conduct, while fostering incentives for healthy living
and innovation, The governor said, good luck Florida. California pushes
back on Trump's CDC with West Coast Health Alliance. So
(24:38):
now we're seeing is this fallout? You know what I mean?
What is this? Why are all these like because the
federal government is trying to push out old CDC ways,
now we have California saying no. And I have a
(25:06):
feeling that it's because most of the people that probably
backed all these weird health agendas, they probably all live
in California. To be honest with you, Sacramento been there,
most lib tarted state I've ever been in, by the way,
and probably one of the most lib tarted cities I've
(25:28):
been to San Diego. I don't consider as libtarded as
Sacramento felt. Real talk, California, Oregon, and Washington are joining
forces to insulate vaccine guidance and other public health recommendations
from political interference, a direct response to turmoil at the
US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention under President Trump
(25:50):
and Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy. Junior Governors Gavin Newsom
of California and Tina Kotec of Oregon, and Bob Ferguson
of Washington announced Wednesday the creation Sorry I got to
turn that because we have lyrics in there where this
(26:10):
is announced Wednesday the creation of the West Coast Health Alliance,
a pack that aims to keep their states health policies
unified and grounded in scientific expertise. The move comes as
the nation's top club top public health agency is being
reshaped by Kennedy and his vaccine skeptic allies, with key
(26:31):
leadership fired and the agency in turnoil. And I really
want to say, like, I'm not really pro or anti
vaccine personally, I want to point out that the major
fact regarding the most recent vaccine, the COVID vaccinees I
should say vaccines plural, was that they were all rushed, right,
(26:51):
we didn't have enough testing, We didn't have any kind
of like clinical trials that were really like I guess elaborate.
So all these people, including myself, that took this vaccine
because I trusted my government briefly during COVID apparently and
(27:14):
all my family and friends, uh, you know, we're telling
me to get this fucking bullshit. I think this really
feels like a genuine attempt to prevent that from ever
happening again. And I think on top of that, we
really do need to understand that no country had, like
(27:34):
I agree with the previous puppet guy, no country should
really tell you what you put in your body as
a human being, that should definitely ultimately be a decision
up to you. Unless you're like a child, of course,
right and you have parents. Sure, eat your fucking broccoli, kid,
But like you know what I mean, I think that
will resonate with a lot of people, and a lot
(27:56):
of Republicans will like be chance, you know, cheering about
this guy. But it can also be very dangerous because
if we start having the government going against what your
own doctor is telling you to do, that could be
a really bad situation. I don't know, man, My best
(28:20):
advice with all of this is just listen to your
fucking doctor seriously, especially if you have a doctor that
you've been going to for a long time. Don't give
them a hard time about all this bullshit. This is
mostly just political CDC bullshit. And again it's just more
millionaires fighting over who gets to scam the general populace
(28:42):
and collect side money from it. Right, It's nothing new
to anybody here. If you've been paying attention for the
last five years. Right, Seriously, listen to your fucking doctor.
McDonald's is reviving the Extra Value meil of the fence.
Fast food competition could follow. This is from Yahoo Finance,
(29:15):
one of my favorite outlets of news. McDonald's is reviving
the extra value meal. The fast food competition could follow.
Serena Triangle wrote this, t r A n g l E.
Serena spelled sa r I n A. I don't think
that's typical spelling for Serena either. I don't know. Published
at eleven thirty five this morning, two minute read. Allegedly,
(29:38):
we'll see about that. McDonald's is desperate to reclaim its
reputation as a value leader. Its latest tactic reviving a
promo from the twenty tens. The company will launch Extra
Value Meals, which costs fifteen percent less in purchasing bundled
items individually. On September eight, McDonald's said Tuesday that announcement
calls weeks weeks after CEO Chris Kapinski said some consumers
(30:01):
didn't see the gold arches as affordable after core menu
prices crept up. I just wish they'd bring break grilled chicken, honestly.
It also follows other efforts to get price minded customers
in the door, including the reintroduction of the snack wrap
in five dollars meal deals. Like its competitors, McDonald's has
recently launched a number of specials in an attempt to
(30:22):
reverse traffic declines among lower income consumers who are coming
in the less for breakfast. What's fucking like, here's what's
weird to me about the whole breakfast situation. Right before COVID,
they had a whole breakfast all day menu which they
would flip it up or they would switch it up, right,
(30:42):
Like one week you get like an egg McMuffin all
day and a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit all day, right,
and then the next week could be something else like
hot cakes all day whatever. Right. I don't understand why
they stopped doing that. Just do the breakfast item all day,
a special breakfast item that will bring in that breakfast
(31:03):
traffic that is consistently not coming in before ten thirty. Sorry, bro,
people like me, billionaires like me, we just don't get
up before noon. It's just what it is. What it is.
We don't fucking care about early morning deals. This isn't
a fucking like world anymore where everyone's waking up at
(31:23):
six am and going to the fucking mill. All right,
we gotta fix this fucking broken ass timeline where McDonald's
had it right for a while and then stop doing
it right. I don't know what the fuck happened with
the all day breakfast, And on top of that, you
want to real fucking treat. McDonald's do a breakfast happy meal.
(31:44):
Why the fuck can I go to McDonald's in the
morning and get a goddamn breakfast happy meal. A fucking bacon,
egg and cheese biscuit, a hash brown and a toy
and a little small thing of orange juice would be
the best fucking thing that ever happened to McDonald's breakfast.
Are you kidding me? But you fucking retards insist on
not having breakfast at McDonald's for children unless it's that
(32:07):
stupid hotcakes meal. Give us a happy meal breakfast, Like,
why is this so hard for you idiots to figure out?
Who gets up every day early? For school children? What
do they want when they get up? McDonald's give it
to them in a happy meal. Everybody wins. Why do
(32:28):
we keep seeing corporations make lose win situations for their consumers.
Why am I losing to McDonald's every time I go there?
And McDonald's is gaining but still acting like they're losing.
We can make a win win situation here, McDonald's. Just
do a breakfast happy meal and then everyone will win.
(32:50):
Why is this? How long have you had the happy Meal?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
How long has McDonald's had the Happy Meal? At least
fifty years?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Right, yeah, bro, forty six years. This fucking thing's been out.
Y'all have had a happy meal for forty six years,
and you still haven't had a breakfast version. That's the
first thing I noticed when I look at the menu.
Oh why do you only have a happy meal after breakfast?
(33:31):
You gotta double down on this happiness. Of course, everyone
loves McDonald's breakfast. You fucking idiots. You have the golden
crown of hash browns. Of course we want to heat
your but give us a goddamn toy for our children. McDonald's.
It's like, I'm angry about this. Stop trying to fucking
(33:56):
rehash in nostalgia, make every nostalgic. Just make something new, man,
give us something new. We want new. We don't want
to fucking relive the goddamn seventies, eighties, nineties, early two thousands,
the rest of our fucking lives. We want something new,
(34:18):
you fucking idiots. Give us something new. Why is this
so hard to understand? Why is the word new faded
from everything? It's always a rehash or we're bringing this back.
Give us something new, you fucking idiots. Bro. When Taco
(34:39):
Bell dropped the chicken nuggets last year, that was a
fucking bomb, bro of glory. Y'all fucking idiots need to
real like, use your goddamn brain. New means exciting to everybody.
Rehash nostalgia means fucking depressing, depressing, dude, headache. I don't
(35:04):
want to relive this moment, you know what I mean?
Most people get depressed when they think of the nineties
now because they realize it hasn't been that great since
then and probably never will be again, because your fucking
parents died and no one gives a shit a value
anymore on this planet. I get it. But at the
same time, let's just be fucking stronger individuals here and
(35:27):
stop trying to relift some dumb shit that happened twenty
fucking years ago. Get the fuck over it. It happened,
it's done, it's over. Why are it? And by the way,
completely on the same subject line, but also pivoting here,
why the fuck do we owe anybody that was a
(35:48):
fucking legend in sporting, in any sport anything. I'm so
fucking tired of old athletes coming out of the fucking
woodwork and demanding that we give them money for their shit.
I don't fucking support old athletes anymore. Y'all made your
fucking money, Bam, Marjie Era, You fucking had your moment,
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Tony Hawk. Stop asking me for money. If y'all would
have just invested it like I did, you wouldn't need
to fuck come. You wouldn't need to keep coming back
into algorithms and saying, hey, give me some more money
for this bullshit T shirt that I designed, you know
what I mean? Like, fuck, why do we keep insisting
on reliving and rehashing the past over and over again.
(36:36):
It's fucking traumatizing. Let's loot it like this is traumatic advertising, guys.
Stop rehashing the shit that we will like we No
one wants to relive the nineties again. Okay, I'm sorry,
We're done. We're fucking done living the nineties over and
over again. It's fucking it's a dead horse that has
(36:58):
been cremated at this point that we're beating. We're beating
ashes of a dead horse that is now cremated. Stop McDonald's,
just stop. Top of my list in the market today
(37:21):
is Apple two hundred and thirty seven dollars and thirty
four cents three point three two percent. This is, of course,
in anticipation of the new iPhone announcement, which will be coming,
I believe on September eighth. Let me just check on
Apple dot com because I'm sure it's on their front page. Uh,
September ninth, excuse me? At ten am Pacific time? What
(37:43):
day is that? This was a Tuesday. Yes, I'll be
talking about anything on Wednesday, I guess yeah, Wednesday. Next
week and a week we'll be talking about whatever the
fuck they release. I'm sure it's gonna be a joke.
I'm like, I'm already like, nah, dude, this is gonna
be this is gonna be shitty. I'm not gonna care
(38:04):
about this. That's all I got today, guys. Other than
the market news, crypto is still kind of like dripping along.
You know. My favorites SAH checks not financial advice, but
SA checks and XLM. I still consider those a huge
buy signal I have for fucking months now. Maybe h
(38:28):
bar right XDC, y'all know my favorite coins anything leading
today Crypto Ethereum four and sixty five dollars three point
two up, Dosee twenty one point nine cents two point
two two percent up. The total coin market cap is
(38:51):
at three point eight two trillion. It is point ninety
four percent up today. Just be patient, guys. We aren't
a little bit of a consolidation period, which began on
the thirteenth of August. I'm thinking, just looking at the
(39:12):
overall coin market cap, it does appear that this is
a breakout. Where we're at right now the three point
eight two trillion we would have if if we would
have stayed on the down trend, we'd be at around
three point eight trillion and declining to below three point eight.
But apparently we're going up above it. So pay attention
(39:36):
for the next twenty four hours. I think we're gonna
see this coin market cap shoot up eventually. I don't
think it's gonna keep going sideways much longer. That's all
I got today in the special ten minute long billionaire
skull fucking the hell out or whatever that bitch's name was.
It's now dead. Thanks for listening, everybody, and as always,
(39:57):
livestrong and die happy. Bless sings to you all, MHM
Welcome to the Daily Dose of Dillingham.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Here as your host end three time Amazon dot Com
published author John Dillingham. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen to
Daily Dose of Dillingham. It's currently Wednesday, September three, twenty
twenty five, one fifty five pm Central Standard time. I
hope you're doing good out there. I know I am.
(00:23):
I made it, guys, I'm free. I made it out
of the cage. All fifty OnlyFans girls periods all simultaneously
ended at exactly midnight last night. They were all extremely happy.
We all partied, They let me DJ, which I love doing,
(00:49):
and I literally had sex with fifty OnlyFans girls last night,
all off their periods. We spread out to come between
all fifty of them. I'm hoping that I get at
least fifty percent of them pregnant. Trying to raise some
kids that have good lives. I don't care if everyone
considers them web hookers or hooker two point zeros or
(01:14):
three oh fives or three oh four's or whatever they're
calling OnlyFans girls today. I know that my children will
be raised properly by these ladies, because not only do
these women have a kill factor, in them, all fifty
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of them. But they're also all at least multi millionaires now,
so I'm really you know, I literally could die happy
today just knowing that my legacy I'm like a two.
I'm like Genghis Khan two point zero special Edition, like
(01:57):
super Turbo edition Genghis Khan because I'm not having to
like wrangle up with an army women for me to impregnate.
Nor is my legacy, you know, based off of fear
and intimidation tactics and brutal warfare. No. I mean, if
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you think about it, I've literally mind fucked fifty OnlyFans
girls into killing billionaires for me, and on top of
that have my children. I don't know about you guys,
(02:48):
but we're pretty much done here. I'm not sure how
many more billionaires we really need to, like pick off,
I'm happy right, I'm happy with the world the way
it is. I know they're rolling out the whole troops
(03:09):
in Chicago thing talking about how like there's still mass
shootings in Chicago, But I feel safe here on Dillingham Molopolis.
This island has really secured my position as the top
billionaire of all billionaires and coming soon trillionaire first trillionaire
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on Planet Earth. Your boy, John Dillingham, three time published author,
available on Amazon dot com, the Tampa Hillsboro County Public
Library System, and my very own website, d I one
one I, ngham dot com, or Dillingham dot com. Ladies
and gentlemen, you can purchase all of my books from
(03:52):
any of those locations, or get it for free at
the library. Of course, I can't help that I got
rich writing books, but also just money falling out of
the sky next to me and immediately becoming mine because
it fell near me. Guys, these are the I'm just
better than you, I'm luckier than you, I have better
(04:15):
graces with God than you. I've been chosen, et cetera,
et cetera. You've heard them all. These are the reasons
I'm a billionaire. Guys. It's not because black Rock chose
me to prop me up and get you know, put
me in all of your algorithms or anything like that.
It's not that, like, you know, I skull fucked the
(04:35):
shit out of that chick that got murdered in New York.
The residential girl what's her name? CEO black Rock murdered
what's that pitch's name. Wait for it here they bury
it deep and I never remember it. Wesley Lapatner. I
(04:59):
was fucking Wesley's face, bro, skull fucking the shit out
of her, bro before she got marked same age as
me too. Can you believe it? I was skull fucking
the shit out of Wesley Patt and there, guys, oh
my god, I was filling her fucking head with my jizz.
(05:20):
And then she died, she got popped. Man. I really
I liked her too, man. I liked fucking her face,
you know what I mean. I liked taking both nuts
too and putting them on her chin and just saying,
take this dick, Wesley La Palmer before she got fucking murdered. Right.
I don't know what it is about the fact that
(05:42):
I know she's now dead and then I fucked her
face many times. But I'm having a hard time processing
all this and I need a therapist immediately. Good on,
bir It's okay. Still got dogs here out at the
old Dillingham Molopolis Billionaire Island. You okay, girl, good old
(06:08):
baby the Australian Shepherd yep, just doing what she does
ladies and gentlemen. But listen, okay, you have to understand
something about these Black Rock CEOs and how they like
to get skull fucked. Okay, listen to me if you
(06:29):
don't find a Black Rock CEO and skull fuck them
to death and basically, like not really skull fucked them
to death, like literally, but skull fuck the hell out
of them and then leave them so that they, you know,
can be executed by one of my OnlyFans. Girls, you're
just doing it wrong. Okay. I'm not trying to take
(06:52):
credit for Wesley La Palmer's death. I think that was
someone trying to get to me, honestly, because they knew
who I was skull fucking the shit out of Wesley
La Palmer all the time. I think someone figured out
what I needed right to release and they went after her.
And the problem with that is that I'm not exclusive
(07:16):
to any particular woman on planet Earth. I just fuck everything.
So when I found out that someone was feeling some
type of way about me skull fucking Wesley La Palmer,
the CEO Black Rock lady that got merked that, they
tried to cover up over and over again and then
(07:37):
they murdered her. I didn't. I was completely indifferent about
it because I just skull fucked an OnlyFans girl that
night instead, or whoever, you know whatever was around feminine
and attractive. As a billionaire, there's always an attractive female
within about a miles radius of me, if not closer.
That's just how it is when you're a billionaire. There
(07:58):
there's always a v trying to get at you. You
know what I mean. When they know you have money,
plan on dealing with lots of attractive women that want
to fuck you and or get skull fucked by you,
like Wesley La Palmer did. She was attracted to my money.
I knew this from the beginning. This is why we
got her a comfy position as the uh what was
(08:21):
her title? Wesley La Palmer or La Patner? Excuse me,
La Patner job title? Black Rock? What was that again? Google?
Remind me of that? Please? Real Estate Income Trust which
(08:42):
is UH. It's abbreviated bre it b R E T.
So the uh. When I was skull fucking the Blackstone
real Estate Income Trust CEO and jizzying in her like
it didn't even like when I came, I didn't even
come in her mouth. I just came straight into her throat.
(09:05):
So she had to immediately swallow it. I take no
chances with my semen, ladies and gentlemen, because I know
that these women like they like to take it and
put it in petrie dishes and save it in their
refrigerators and impregnate themselves with my billionaire semen. So when
I ejaculate, I have to ejaculate straight into her throat,
(09:25):
so that can't happen unless she makes herself throw up.
But I watch her. That's the that's the secret to
being a billionaire and skull fucking these Black Rock CEOs. Okay,
you got to understand that if you aren't careful with
your bio anything right, hair, skin flakes, dandriff, jizz, spit nails,
(09:56):
any of this, you have to be careful when your
skull full fucking these ceo Blackrock executives of Real Estate
Income Trust be our e t abbreviated women. Okay, Lapadner's done,
she's done right, she's dead. She's gone. Game over with that.
(10:21):
But what I'm looking for is the next Blackrock CEO
to skull fuck and shoot jiz straight into their fucking throat. Right,
I'm looking for the next I'm already looking for the
next one. Saying with these OnlyFans girls, bro. As soon
as I know that, I can skull fuck them and
(10:42):
you know, I move on to the next one. I've
there's so many people that basically just don't get this
billionaire lifestyle mindset, but they will slowly, and I think
Blackrock CEOs, especially understand it now. And that's kind of
(11:03):
that's gonna throw, like, you know, a little a little
wrench in my gears of operation when I'm you know,
trying to like finesse these Black Rock CEOs. But regardless
of all of that, I think you need to understand
that they got an agenda, guys, and if you don't
(11:25):
follow it, you're gonna be put on a list and
they're gonna send a robot to your house to kill you.
So my best advice is if you just smile and
act like you care about whatever a corporate agenda, like,
if you know they're saying you need to really, hey,
Billie Eilish, you really need to press this agenda about
assault rifles being banned again. Even though you support Fortnite,
(11:49):
which is a game about killing people with assault rifles,
you have to understand that you got to play by
their rules. Sometimes in order to get to the point
where your skull fucking in the face and jizzing right
down their throat immediately. Okay, with miss La Palmer, she
was an easy bag. Okay. She saw me, she saw
(12:12):
the diamond suit that I wear, she knew that I
had money, immediately wanted me to fuck her face. Okay,
that's how this works. You just I just appear with
my billions of dollars surrounding me wherever I go. Right,
they all know I'm a billionaire because it's my aura.
(12:32):
I have a billionaire aura, right. You get that when
you become a billionaire. By the way, that's another like
billionaire secret. Basically, you just get this like kind of
like greenish aura that tells everybody, Okay, this guy's money.
You know, it's okay, he's not here to like really
fuck with us. And that's just what it is, ladies
(12:56):
and gentlemen, you know. And no, no, I wasn't upset
when she was murked. I wasn't because I just I
have a whole stable of OnlyFans women. I don't care
about some random CEO Blackrock executive pumping and dumping residential
house prices so that Blackrock can increase their profit margin
(13:20):
by five percent this month. Doesn't mean shit to me.
This woman had no passion, She had no fucking desires,
she had no soul, Ladies and gentlemen, That's why I
had no problems skull fucking the shit out of Wesley
La Patner coming straight into her throat and not allowing
her to take my come and impregnate herself with it.
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Could you imagine Wesley La Padner found dead and pregnant
with John Dillingham's baby as a headline. Do you realize
what that would do to my reputation as a steadfast
billionaire knocking up some randough billion you know, fucking Blackrock
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ceo right? Fuck that dude, you that would have taken
my shit down like ten notches in the world of
like important people. You know, there's no way if I
got this bitch pregnant, I would be where I'm at
right now. Okay, There's no fucking way. And that's the
other key to it. Guys. You pick and choose who
(14:26):
you knock up. You don't just give it to whoever
dumb bitch comes along, like some fucking cunt from Blackrock.
Bro I'm not gonna fucking get you pregnant, you lunatic?
Are you crazy? You really think I want to bring
a child into your world of Blackrock ceo? Bullshit? Fuck
(14:47):
you cunt, fuck out of here. It's like I was
glad she got murdered. I was like one less ex
cunt to deal with some fucking random CEO of some
fucking big corporation. You think I give a fuck about that, dude?
Fuck you. I'm over here with these web hos. Bro.
(15:08):
They know how to fucking finesse money without having to
do anything for some corporate chimp. You feel me, Fuck
these hoes. Dude. You gotta understand, like you go out
into this world looking for love, you will end up
knocking up that Blackrock CEO and having to fucking deal
with Blackrock policies and procedures interrupting your fucking children and
(15:32):
family lifestyle. Dude, are you kidding me? What kind of
fucking moron would want to deal with Blackrock policies and
procedures influencing their children's daycare and you know, eventually elementary school, right, Dude,
I'm not trying to get some fucking Black Rock policy
and procedure document sent to me in my email inmock saying, hey, John,
(15:57):
because your wife uh as a CEO of our company,
you're not allowed to have your child go to this
fucking school. Like fuck you, Blackrock. You know what I mean.
No one ever takes time to think about the fact
that if you just knock up a random Blackrock ceo,
you're gonna get fucked by Blackrock policies. They just don't
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get it, dude. They just see money and they don't
understand that that money comes with the fucking huge catch, right,
kind of like how she caught my fucking jiz in
the back of her throat and immediately had to swallow
it instead of putting it in a Peatriot disk and
pregnating herself with a turkey baser, and then coming back
(16:43):
a week later saying, Hey, what are we gonna do
about this? I'm not aborting it anyway. This is not
a hoax. Epstein survivors speak out, demanding files be released.
(17:05):
ABC News one hour ago, The Guardian Epstein abuse survivors
urged lawmakers to back bill that would release all files.
Forty three minutes ago, NBC News Jeffrey Epstein accusers urged
Trump to release all the case files and rule out
a glame. Excuse me, Maxwell, pardon Epstein, that was NBC
(17:30):
News twenty hours ago. Excuse me again, Epstein. Survivors implored
Congress to act as push for disclosure builds one hour
ap news. Nothing to see here, obviously, Who cares China parade?
What new weapons on shows say about Beijing's military strength? Gee,
(17:53):
Putin and Kim stand united at Beijing military parade and
historic show of authoritarian strength in a Russia and North
Korea all jack each other off at Beijing military parade.
A guide to unite's new weapons on parade in Beijing.
That's Wall Street Journal, BBC, CNN and BBC respectively. Well, yes,
we have two BBC headlines, both about ten hours apart.
(18:17):
Apparently not reading any of this. Florida Surgeon general says
state will eliminate all vaccine mandates. All right, the anti
vaccine mania continues. And I don't know where this is
(18:38):
gonna go, ladies and gentlemen, but I kind of want
to see what this has to set. Who is this
from Florida talking to us and now all these vaccines?
We got a fucking video fifty nine set. They give
us a fifty nine second clip ladies and gentlemen, thinks
NBC News, how courteous of you to what do we
(19:00):
oh this? Fifty nine seconds? All right, I'm gonna move
the Michael. We're gonna let this resonate with you guys
for a moment. Here pause the get ready.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
The Florida Department of Health, in partnership with the governors,
is going to be working to end all vaccine mandates
in Florida, DA, all of them. All of them, every
last one of them is wrong and drips with disdain
and slavery.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Okay, who am i? This is a black man by
the way, named Joseph Flappato la or ladapo la d
a po. I think this is a made up person too,
by the way, just fyi is a government or anyone else?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Or who am I as a man standing here now
to tell you what you should put in your body?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Who am to tell you what your child should put
in your body? I don't have that right. Your body,
your body is a gift from God. What you put
into your body, what you put into your body is
because of your relationship with your body and your God.
(20:28):
All right, So what we're put in our body is
because of our relationship with God, ladies and gentlemen, Thanks
puppet for telling me how my body should be used.
Let us all remember that these politicians definitely have our
best interests in mine and not their own, right guys.
Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ledappo said Wednesday that the state
(20:52):
will work to eliminate all vaccine mandates. This is by
many Von Burke by the way, I NYV and then
E Burke b U r k E wrote this one person,
all of them, all of them said, he said during
a news conference, as the crowd stood interrupted in Paul's
every last one of them is wrong and drifts with
the stain in slavery. He said. The Florida Department of
(21:15):
Health will work in a partnership with the governor. Who
am I as a governor or anyone else? Who am
I as a man standing up here now to tell
you what you should put in your body? Lapado said,
Who am I to tell you what your child should
put in their body? I don't have that right. It's
kind of like they're just reiterating everything Twitter was saying
(21:36):
in twenty twenty. Florida requires current vaccinations for students going
to public school. Those requirements are outlined in the Florida
Health website. The state is not banning fects. Guess what, kids,
you still got to get that measle shot. You still
(21:59):
got to get that sad in this shot. Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm telling you, bro, if smallpox comes back as a
result of these fucking like you know what I mean,
Republicans resurrecting dead, resurrecting dead, deadly diseases. You know, since
(22:28):
since COVID, it's always like this feels like I'm just
being like, I don't know what this feeling is, but
it's stupid, right. The idea that children would be allowed
to go to school on vaccine is absolutely frightening, said
doctor Richard Besser, a former acting director Centers for Disease
(22:50):
Control and Prevention LADONPOS, railing his vaccines and floord in
the past, saying that people under sixty five shouldn't get
an mr in a COVID vaccine at the time, tredicting
guidance from the CDC During twenty twenty four measles outbreak
in the state, he said that parents should watch for
measles symptoms, but could make their own decision about whether
(23:10):
to send children to school, he did not encourage vaccination.
Lenapo's announcement came as Florida Governor Rona Sante's revealed the
establishment of the Florida Make Action the Florida Make America
Healthy Again Commission, which will recommend state level integration of
President Donald Trump and Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Junior's
(23:31):
Make America Healthy Again effort. Thank God, I don't live
in Florida anymore. Dude, Florida has become like a peatrit
disc for retards. It really has. You want to know
what it's like to be treated like a retard every day,
Move to Florida, because not only will you be treated
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like a retard from the government, but you'll also be
treated like a retard by all the millionaires and billionaires
like me who roll around there and shit on everybody
that doesn't have as much money as they do. Have
fun in Florida, Guys, check it out. Go give them
all your money. The FLORIDAHA or MAHA Commission will prioritize
(24:13):
reforms that empower Floridians, reduce regulatory burdens, and hold actors
accountable for their conduct, while fostering incentives for healthy living
and innovation, The governor said, good luck Florida. California pushes
back on Trump's CDC with West Coast Health Alliance. So
(24:38):
now we're seeing is this fallout? You know what I mean?
What is this? Why are all these like because the
federal government is trying to push out old CDC ways,
now we have California saying no. And I have a
(25:06):
feeling that it's because most of the people that probably
backed all these weird health agendas, they probably all live
in California. To be honest with you, Sacramento been there,
most lib tarted state I've ever been in, by the way,
and probably one of the most lib tarted cities I've
(25:28):
been to San Diego. I don't consider as libtarded as
Sacramento felt. Real talk, California, Oregon, and Washington are joining
forces to insulate vaccine guidance and other public health recommendations
from political interference, a direct response to turmoil at the
US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention under President Trump
(25:50):
and Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy. Junior Governors Gavin Newsom
of California and Tina Kotec of Oregon, and Bob Ferguson
of Washington announced Wednesday the creation Sorry I got to
turn that because we have lyrics in there where this
(26:10):
is announced Wednesday the creation of the West Coast Health Alliance,
a pack that aims to keep their states health policies
unified and grounded in scientific expertise. The move comes as
the nation's top club top public health agency is being
reshaped by Kennedy and his vaccine skeptic allies, with key
(26:31):
leadership fired and the agency in turnoil. And I really
want to say, like, I'm not really pro or anti
vaccine personally, I want to point out that the major
fact regarding the most recent vaccine, the COVID vaccinees I
should say vaccines plural, was that they were all rushed, right,
(26:51):
we didn't have enough testing, We didn't have any kind
of like clinical trials that were really like I guess elaborate.
So all these people, including myself, that took this vaccine
because I trusted my government briefly during COVID apparently and
(27:14):
all my family and friends, uh, you know, we're telling
me to get this fucking bullshit. I think this really
feels like a genuine attempt to prevent that from ever
happening again. And I think on top of that, we
really do need to understand that no country had, like
(27:34):
I agree with the previous puppet guy, no country should
really tell you what you put in your body as
a human being, that should definitely ultimately be a decision
up to you. Unless you're like a child, of course,
right and you have parents. Sure, eat your fucking broccoli, kid,
But like you know what I mean, I think that
will resonate with a lot of people, and a lot
(27:56):
of Republicans will like be chance, you know, cheering about
this guy. But it can also be very dangerous because
if we start having the government going against what your
own doctor is telling you to do, that could be
a really bad situation. I don't know, man, My best
(28:20):
advice with all of this is just listen to your
fucking doctor seriously, especially if you have a doctor that
you've been going to for a long time. Don't give
them a hard time about all this bullshit. This is
mostly just political CDC bullshit. And again it's just more
millionaires fighting over who gets to scam the general populace
(28:42):
and collect side money from it. Right, It's nothing new
to anybody here. If you've been paying attention for the
last five years. Right, Seriously, listen to your fucking doctor.
McDonald's is reviving the Extra Value meil of the fence.
Fast food competition could follow. This is from Yahoo Finance,
(29:15):
one of my favorite outlets of news. McDonald's is reviving
the extra value meal. The fast food competition could follow.
Serena Triangle wrote this, t r A n g l E.
Serena spelled sa r I n A. I don't think
that's typical spelling for Serena either. I don't know. Published
at eleven thirty five this morning, two minute read. Allegedly,
(29:38):
we'll see about that. McDonald's is desperate to reclaim its
reputation as a value leader. Its latest tactic reviving a
promo from the twenty tens. The company will launch Extra
Value Meals, which costs fifteen percent less in purchasing bundled
items individually. On September eight, McDonald's said Tuesday that announcement
calls weeks weeks after CEO Chris Kapinski said some consumers
(30:01):
didn't see the gold arches as affordable after core menu
prices crept up. I just wish they'd bring break grilled chicken, honestly.
It also follows other efforts to get price minded customers
in the door, including the reintroduction of the snack wrap
in five dollars meal deals. Like its competitors, McDonald's has
recently launched a number of specials in an attempt to
(30:22):
reverse traffic declines among lower income consumers who are coming
in the less for breakfast. What's fucking like, here's what's
weird to me about the whole breakfast situation. Right before COVID,
they had a whole breakfast all day menu which they
would flip it up or they would switch it up, right,
(30:42):
Like one week you get like an egg McMuffin all
day and a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit all day, right,
and then the next week could be something else like
hot cakes all day whatever. Right. I don't understand why
they stopped doing that. Just do the breakfast item all day,
a special breakfast item that will bring in that breakfast
(31:03):
traffic that is consistently not coming in before ten thirty. Sorry, bro,
people like me, billionaires like me, we just don't get
up before noon. It's just what it is. What it is.
We don't fucking care about early morning deals. This isn't
a fucking like world anymore where everyone's waking up at
(31:23):
six am and going to the fucking mill. All right,
we gotta fix this fucking broken ass timeline where McDonald's
had it right for a while and then stop doing
it right. I don't know what the fuck happened with
the all day breakfast, And on top of that, you
want to real fucking treat. McDonald's do a breakfast happy meal.
(31:44):
Why the fuck can I go to McDonald's in the
morning and get a goddamn breakfast happy meal. A fucking bacon,
egg and cheese biscuit, a hash brown and a toy
and a little small thing of orange juice would be
the best fucking thing that ever happened to McDonald's breakfast.
Are you kidding me? But you fucking retards insist on
not having breakfast at McDonald's for children unless it's that
(32:07):
stupid hotcakes meal. Give us a happy meal breakfast, Like,
why is this so hard for you idiots to figure out?
Who gets up every day early? For school children? What
do they want when they get up? McDonald's give it
to them in a happy meal. Everybody wins. Why do
(32:28):
we keep seeing corporations make lose win situations for their consumers.
Why am I losing to McDonald's every time I go there?
And McDonald's is gaining but still acting like they're losing.
We can make a win win situation here, McDonald's. Just
do a breakfast happy meal and then everyone will win.
(32:50):
Why is this? How long have you had the happy Meal?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
How long has McDonald's had the Happy Meal? At least
fifty years?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Right, yeah, bro, forty six years. This fucking thing's been out.
Y'all have had a happy meal for forty six years,
and you still haven't had a breakfast version. That's the
first thing I noticed when I look at the menu.
Oh why do you only have a happy meal after breakfast?
(33:31):
You gotta double down on this happiness. Of course, everyone
loves McDonald's breakfast. You fucking idiots. You have the golden
crown of hash browns. Of course we want to heat
your but give us a goddamn toy for our children. McDonald's.
It's like, I'm angry about this. Stop trying to fucking
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rehash in nostalgia, make every nostalgic. Just make something new, man,
give us something new. We want new. We don't want
to fucking relive the goddamn seventies, eighties, nineties, early two thousands,
the rest of our fucking lives. We want something new,
(34:18):
you fucking idiots. Give us something new. Why is this
so hard to understand? Why is the word new faded
from everything? It's always a rehash or we're bringing this back.
Give us something new, you fucking idiots. Bro. When Taco
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Bell dropped the chicken nuggets last year, that was a
fucking bomb, bro of glory. Y'all fucking idiots need to
real like, use your goddamn brain. New means exciting to everybody.
Rehash nostalgia means fucking depressing, depressing, dude, headache. I don't
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want to relive this moment, you know what I mean?
Most people get depressed when they think of the nineties
now because they realize it hasn't been that great since
then and probably never will be again, because your fucking
parents died and no one gives a shit a value
anymore on this planet. I get it. But at the
same time, let's just be fucking stronger individuals here and
(35:27):
stop trying to relift some dumb shit that happened twenty
fucking years ago. Get the fuck over it. It happened,
it's done, it's over. Why are it? And by the way,
completely on the same subject line, but also pivoting here,
why the fuck do we owe anybody that was a
(35:48):
fucking legend in sporting, in any sport anything. I'm so
fucking tired of old athletes coming out of the fucking
woodwork and demanding that we give them money for their shit.
I don't fucking support old athletes anymore. Y'all made your
fucking money, Bam, Marjie Era, You fucking had your moment,
(36:12):
Tony Hawk. Stop asking me for money. If y'all would
have just invested it like I did, you wouldn't need
to fuck come. You wouldn't need to keep coming back
into algorithms and saying, hey, give me some more money
for this bullshit T shirt that I designed, you know
what I mean? Like, fuck, why do we keep insisting
on reliving and rehashing the past over and over again.
(36:36):
It's fucking traumatizing. Let's loot it like this is traumatic advertising, guys.
Stop rehashing the shit that we will like we No
one wants to relive the nineties again. Okay, I'm sorry,
We're done. We're fucking done living the nineties over and
over again. It's fucking it's a dead horse that has
(36:58):
been cremated at this point that we're beating. We're beating
ashes of a dead horse that is now cremated. Stop McDonald's,
just stop. Top of my list in the market today
(37:21):
is Apple two hundred and thirty seven dollars and thirty
four cents three point three two percent. This is, of course,
in anticipation of the new iPhone announcement, which will be coming,
I believe on September eighth. Let me just check on
Apple dot com because I'm sure it's on their front page. Uh,
September ninth, excuse me? At ten am Pacific time? What
(37:43):
day is that? This was a Tuesday. Yes, I'll be
talking about anything on Wednesday, I guess yeah, Wednesday. Next
week and a week we'll be talking about whatever the
fuck they release. I'm sure it's gonna be a joke.
I'm like, I'm already like, nah, dude, this is gonna
be this is gonna be shitty. I'm not gonna care
(38:04):
about this. That's all I got today, guys. Other than
the market news, crypto is still kind of like dripping along.
You know. My favorites SAH checks not financial advice, but
SA checks and XLM. I still consider those a huge
buy signal I have for fucking months now. Maybe h
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bar right XDC, y'all know my favorite coins anything leading
today Crypto Ethereum four and sixty five dollars three point
two up, Dosee twenty one point nine cents two point
two two percent up. The total coin market cap is
(38:51):
at three point eight two trillion. It is point ninety
four percent up today. Just be patient, guys. We aren't
a little bit of a consolidation period, which began on
the thirteenth of August. I'm thinking, just looking at the
(39:12):
overall coin market cap, it does appear that this is
a breakout. Where we're at right now the three point
eight two trillion we would have if if we would
have stayed on the down trend, we'd be at around
three point eight trillion and declining to below three point eight.
But apparently we're going up above it. So pay attention
(39:36):
for the next twenty four hours. I think we're gonna
see this coin market cap shoot up eventually. I don't
think it's gonna keep going sideways much longer. That's all
I got today in the special ten minute long billionaire
skull fucking the hell out or whatever that bitch's name was.
It's now dead. Thanks for listening, everybody, and as always,
(39:57):
livestrong and die happy. Bless sings to you all, MHM
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