DDD 571: Irrelevant Jimmy Kimmel + Headlines

While John continues to plan out the pregnancies of 50 only fans women, he ponders why so many people care about Jimmy Kimmel and his fake career. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Daily Dose of Dillingham. Here is your
host and three time Amazon dot Com published author, John Dillingham.
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to your Daily dose Dillingham
is currently September twenty six, twenty twenty five, two thirty
pm Central Standard Time, Friday. I hope you're having a
great day. I am as usual. You know how it

(00:23):
is when you're a trillionaire. At times two, everything is
just easy. I don't have to really think about anything.
I do these because I care about you. You know,
if you're new to this podcast, I am a multi trillionaire.
I own an island and I own another island. There's

(00:47):
two islands, fifty only fans girls. Ten have now started
a mutiny against myself and the forty remaining OnlyFans girls.
The majority of these women are all pregnant, however none

(01:08):
are showing yet, so content is still flowing onto the internet,
ladies and gentlemen. And make no mistake, if I don't
impregnate every one of them, If I don't impregnate every
one of these fucking women before they all turn on me,

(01:28):
this could go really bad, ladies and gentlemen. So I'm
working day in and day out, to just get all
of these murders pregnant and financially secured so that they
can raise their children on Dillingham Molopolis with complete and
total AI. Uh, you know, just AI doing everything for everybody,

(01:54):
including you know, baby deliveries, which, don't get it twisted, right,
none of these women are gonna even have these children.
Was this September. It's almost October, right, so October, November, December, January, February, March, April,
May June. These babies aren't going to be popping out

(02:16):
till like May June next year. Okay, so just be
ready when my demon spawne my trillionaire times two spine
multi trillionaire if you want to call it. That help
me out, make me seem even more wealthy than I am.
You know, this is all going somewhere really great because

(02:42):
it's more of me. They'll probably do podcasts once they're
able to speak, and then we'll just have more people
that are also extremely wealthy doing podcasts, and it's gonna
work out, Ladies and gentlemen. The narrative will stay the same,
you know, Leader of humanity. What did I used to

(03:07):
call myself? I forgot man. I used to call myself
something big and important, and I don't even remember what
it is anymore. I think it was frontline commander of
the humanitarian New World Order. There it is. That's my
original title. I'm gonna stick with that too, even though

(03:28):
I'm no longer you know, having serious say it at
the beginning of every podcast. I'm certainly the frontline commander
of the humanitarian New World Order. There's no doubt there.
We've killed several billionaires with the only fans girls. I'm
spreading my seat. I'm doing everything I'm supposed to do

(03:49):
on a massive scale, right as only and initially multi
billionaire turned that multi trillionaire would do. Right. We see,
these billionllionaires that we're after are lazy. They only invest
in things like weapons companies, They only invest in things

(04:10):
like poisonous food, you know what I mean. I'm a
different breed of multi billionaire turned multi trillionaire. I'm more
about spreading me, you know what I mean, Instead of

(04:31):
like spreading a plague, I would much rather just spread
my semen. And I think that's a huge difference between
these billionaires that you're spoke. You're being told basically to
worship and look up to, and then me as a
billionaire doing the right thing, making more of me to

(04:54):
ensure that the world is taken care of the way
that I needed to be taken care of. Instead of
trying to poison people. Put them in remote control electric
cars and you blow up everything, right like these other
billionaires and oh yeah, shoot shoot things in the outer space. Okay,
these billionaires are fucking retarded, bro. They do everything except

(05:19):
what God put us on earth to do, which is
just make more of ourselves. I think Elon kind of
did it, but then he started naming all of his
kids like weird robotic fucking numbers, and shit, he's still retarded. Okay,
don't get it twisted. These guys have no idea what
they're doing with their money. I'm the only one who
knows how to spend the money correctly. Out of all

(05:40):
these rich ass hats, I'm the best one at spending money.
So don't listen to them when they tell you that
I don't know what I'm doing, that I'm a psychopath,
that I'm crazy, that I have no girlfriend. They're all
lying to you. Okay, I promise you the money's real.

(06:02):
Listen to this you hear that, you hear that there's
some ASMR ten thousand dollars for you. That's what ten
thousand dollars sounds like. Ladies and gentlemen. Some of y'all
will never even get to hear one thousand dollars, you know.

(06:27):
And it's sad to me that the seals that I'm
seeing are not like the seals that you have seen,
because the seals that I'm seeing hold lots of money together,
and the seals that you're seeing are just on a
beach somewhere angry, because you're probably in La Jolla, California.

(06:52):
So keep in mind those little tidbits of information that
I've spread upon you today, and remember that these OnlyFans
girls just want to have my children. And while you're
giving them money on OnlyFans dot com, and you see
a little pooch coming up, that's me. Today's fun fact

(07:18):
is coming to you once again, as always, from Interesting
Facts for Curious Minds by Jordan Moore. Shout out Redpaanda
Press for giving me permission to read these fun facts.
This is coming to you from the mostly Untouched section.
He didn't really say that, did he, Late MLB Hall
of Famer Yogi Bearra is known for many colorful, colorful

(07:42):
quotes that often didn't make sense. I really didn't say
everything I said is one of my favorites, one of
my favorite yogisms. There you go, Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
I really didn't say everything I said, Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Quote me on that. Yogi Bearra was a comedian, you know,
And I think that's a great thing about a lot
of these athletes actually are comedians, and people take it
so seriously, but really it isn't that serious. And that's
my take on sports. Heading into good old Google corporate news,

(08:37):
let's see what the top headline is today. Ladies and gentlemen,
dangerous abuse of power. Lawmakers sound alarm over Komy indictment.
The Guardian CNN inside the seven tumultuous days that led
to the James Comy indictment. Two hours ago, Chris Stein

(08:58):
wrote the Guardian article Holmes li Brand. I think this
is either Aileen or Aileen, but it's eight. Excuse me,
a I l ee n, Aileen Graf, g R A E.
F and Evan Perez. Another Guardian article is in this

(09:22):
section brought to us by Google Corporate News, Trump Vicomy.
A timeline of the President and ex FBI directors feud
nineteen minutes ago by Marina Dunbar Fox News. Who is
the Biden appointed judge taking James Comy's perjury case? Two
hours ago Ashley Oliver, Guess what, guys? I don't care

(09:49):
about any of that. Next headline section, Sinclair owned ABC
stations will bring Jimmy come Alive back to air Friday
one hour ago by Lillian Rizzo CNN. Sinclair ends it's
Jimmy Kimmel boycott. One hour ago The Washington Post. Jimmy

(10:11):
Kimmel is coming back to Sinclair's ABC stations thirty eight
minutes ago by Scott Over The Atlantic. Lower than cowards
yesterday by Adam Surware. Don't care about that either. Let's
keep it rolling live updates. Delegates walk out on net

(10:36):
and Yahoo speech at you in General Assembly. Good. That's
actually that's actually interesting. There's a I like how CNN
wrote this to not be anti Israel, but to simply
state people are walking out on the speech. This is

(10:56):
brought to you by Aber Solomon, Ibra Domin and Ibrahim
is spelled ib R a h i Am Ibrahim Domin
and Sana nor Hack and Hack is spelled Haq again.

(11:22):
The headline is you and delegates walk out on net
and Yahoo speech as Israel assault on Gaza City intensifies.
This was written today three Eastern time. This looks to
be quite recent. Wait three for the Eastern time. I

(11:48):
was just updated like a minute ago, and they're doing
like it's like one of those Twitter feed type article situations.
So we're gonna just read this top section here of
bullet points because it's too difficult for Lauren Kent, Diva,
Lee Mostafa Salem, Max Saltman, Abir Solomon, Santa nor Haak,

(12:14):
Ibraham daman Iad Kuwardi, a DT single and Elise Hammond
to write an article on this, so we have to
read bullet points. Scores of delegates walked down in protest
before Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Nnaho gave a speech today
at the UN General Assembly. The Prime Minister vow two

(12:36):
finished the job of eliminating Hamas and Gaza and slammed
other nations for recognizing Palestinian statehood. Second bullet point Nan
Yahoo will meet Monday with US President Donald Trump, who
told reports today that negotiators are very close on striking
a deal to end the war in Gaza and return hostages. Meanwhile,

(12:59):
Palestinians tell CNN it feels like the war has started
all over again with Israel's intensifying assault in northern Gaza
and Gaza City, a major healthcare GNL says it has
been forced to pull out of the city for safety.

(13:23):
Nanyahoo kind of looks like a butthole. I want to
get like a better net and yahho or is this
like just maybe it's just like recent Nenyahoo looks like
a big Oh wait, this is a this is this

(13:50):
is a spin. So they got a guy that looks
kind of like Manyahoo, but it's not. And the the
the way they phrase the video is do you accept
any responsibility? CNN presses Homus official on suffering in Gaza. So, really,

(14:12):
it's not about the genocide. It's whether or not the
leader of Hamas accepts what he did or may have
done October sixth last year or the what was that
two years ago? Now, if he accepts what he did
or takes any responsibility for an ongoing genocide, it's not

(14:38):
about the genocide, ladies and gentlemen. We just want to
know if the leader of a terrorist cell in a
country that is being genocided takes responsibility. I'm trying to
think of. I guess it's a good sign that they're

(15:07):
walking out. Maybe that means this war could be over
come October six. Wouldn't that be nice? Two years of
war and it just ends on the second anniversary of
the beginning. You know how these guys like to do
everything at specific times and act like it doesn't mean anything, right,

(15:31):
You guys know that, right. They set up all these
weird times and dates and orchestrate them in an interesting,
you know, ornate way with you know, number psychology and shit. Right,
It's all about like waiting till a certain date to

(15:51):
do something, isn't it guys. It's never about just doing
it right now. We gotta wait two more weeks to
see if they're going to do it on this date,
and then they don't do it on that day, and
then we wait two months, and then nothing happens on
that date for some reason, Amazon's stock shoots through the roof,

(16:15):
and then two more months passed by, and then they
don't do anything on that date because of a technicality,
and then oops, Jelane Maxwell is out and sucking and
fucking young boys again. Right, this is how the world works,
Ladies and gentlemen. If you have money, you can do
whatever you want to do. Fucking menon dude, what a faggot?

(16:43):
Why Tron Aris director couldn't call Jared Leito by his
name on set. I'm kind of looking forward to this
new Tron ares to completely flip the script off of
genocide in Palestine. I'm looking forward. I like Jared Leito.
I know a lot of you know guys don't really
care too much for him, but I like Jared Leto.

(17:04):
I've always liked Jared Leto. I've liked the Tron franchise.
I realize it is a Disney franchise, and I would
like to say that I would be grudgingly give Disney
money and actually go see this in a movie theater,
but I digress. I will not give not It sucks

(17:30):
because I want to see Tron in theaters. But I
just have principles, ladies and gentlemen, and the fact that
Disney is probably the worst entertainment company on planet Earth
at this point in time. It's just gonna set a
precedent for me to never give Disney ever. You know
a penny ever again if I can help it. It's

(17:53):
just how it is, ladies and gentlemen. I won't buy
any Alien franchises, I won't buy any Predator franchise products.
I won't buy any Tron products any longer. I just
won't give them any money, you know. And I kind
of treated I kind of treated other companies like this

(18:17):
in the past until they would just write me a
written apology. And I've had written apologies from CEOs before
where they're begging for me to give them my business
back because I just refuse to do business with them,
even electric companies on principle, no, I'm just not gonna
pay that. You can just shut off the electricity. I

(18:39):
have other ways of getting you know, power. I have
fifty OnlyFans, girls and hamster wheels that they fit in,
and I can just have them, you know, casually walk
and fart out Nutella to give me enough power I
need on this AI island. And then my artificial intelligent

(19:01):
bots take that small generate electricity and transfer it to
something they've built that actually perpetually generates electricity, and then
well the rest is billions of dollars still trickling down
to me, ladies and gentlemen, you don't need to know
the rest. Am I missing something in this? I feel

(19:27):
like I missed a critical step in that important chain
of command of not needing an electric company. But oh yeah,
I had to buy a bunch of batteries from Elon
musk and solar panels. There was that, and it's difficult
to get them replaced because I live on an island.
Two islands. Really, it's just one's very compromised right now

(19:52):
because it's Saint James Allen and some faggot named Epstein
owned it and flew a bunch of children there in
the nineties, and now I gotta fucking deal with it.
I gotta deal with people coming there saying is this
where all the girls were raped? And I'm like, yeah,
I bought it after for like discounted, bro I didn't
know girls were raped here when I bought it. I'm sorry.

(20:15):
They gave me a fucking deal, you know. And they
try to like, you know what I mean, like with
the murdering shit. No one wants to buy a house
where someone's been murdering in it. I buy those houses
all the time, and I flipped those houses, guys, I
don't fucking care if someone's died in a house. Kind

(20:37):
of pussy shit? Is this? You guys are afraid of ghosts?
Are we adults here? Are we fucking young? Are we
young children? What is this? Dude? Why are there still
adults walking the earth afraid of ghosts in a house?
Who scared you when you were a young child? To

(21:00):
where you won't buy a domicile because someone passed away?
Do you know how many fucking people have died everywhere
you are? Every day, everywhere you go, someone has died
some It's just inevitable. Death surrounds all of us. Why
do people place such an emphasis on a murder death?

(21:22):
I get that it wasn't wanted, but it's still a death. Nonetheless,
does anyone ever really want to die unless they're suffering
from some kind of chronic disease? Not? Really? No one
really fucking gives a shit. I don't know why we
have people that dwell so much on this, so much
so that they won't make financial investments. It doesn't stop

(21:43):
them from investing in a genocide in Gaza. Why is
it going to stop you from investing in real estate?
Is this something billionaires concocted. Let's make the general populace
afraid of ghosts so that we can buy up real
estate where people have been murdered because the plan worked. Clearly,
there are people afraid of this. I have no idea

(22:04):
why common sense continues to be eradicated at a rate
that I've never seen before on planet Earth. And I
guess that's another reason why I keep doing these podcasts.
Ladies and gentlemen buy houses that people have been murdered in.
Who gives a shit? Someone will buy it that needs

(22:26):
a fucking roof over their head. They aren't going to
care that someone got their brains blown out. As a
matter of fact, if I could buy the office where
that blackrock bitch who I skull fucked before she got
her brains blown out died, I would do it in
a heartbeat. If they won't sell it to me. They
won't fucking sell it to me. I've tried, and it's

(22:48):
fucking sad. Guys like they know how much I want
that office where she got her brains blown out, but
they won't sell it to me. Why these people are
fucking mean, man, And it's just out of spite, It's
not even out of a principle. It's just because they

(23:10):
know that I want it. That's mean man. You're fucking
mean dude if that's how you are, if you mark
up a price or something, because that's mean bro and greedy, greedy,
mean billionaires man. Former FBI director James Cony and Diane

(23:33):
God damn it, they got me again with this James
Comy headline. I'm not reading about James Comy Google News.
Sidney Sweeney is all legs in her latest fashion campaign
five hours ago. Now there's something I can dig my
teeth into. This better be at least a two minute read.
Coming from page six dot com. Avery Mateira wrote this

(23:56):
today ten twenty one am Eastern Time. This morning again,
this is coming to you from page six dot com.
Sidney Sweeney is all leggs in her latest fashion campaign,
and there are some ads being blocked on this site.
It's being weird, guys, but we're gonna try to get
We're gonna get through this together, all right, get ready.

(24:19):
Sidney Sweeney has added another fashion campaign to a resume,
appearing in Hey Dude's latest ads Hey Dude, The Nickelodeon
television show, posing on a tall stool in a brick
walled studio. The twenty eight year old actress models a
swede jacket and the brand's Austin lift style. Two photos

(24:40):
from the campaign have been released, both of which were
posted to the company's Instagram page. In the first image,
the star throws her head back, laughing, her knees pulled
up to her chest, and the second pick, her legs
are crossed and you can barely make out the itty
bitty swede shorts that complete the outfit. Sweeney first partner

(25:06):
with Hey Dude last summer in an effort to introduce
a younger generation to the brand. Just a few years later,
it was acquired by Comfy footwear giant Croc. Since then,
she has appeared in multiple video and print ads across
all of their platforms. This marks the first fashion campaign
since the star's controversial American Eagle denim campaign. Though Ae

(25:27):
initially reported a forty percent rise in stock upon the
release of her risk gay ad, claiming in just six weeks,
the campaign has generated unpresident and new customer acquisition. Praise
quickly turned into controversy over the campaign's messaging, with the

(25:48):
tagline Sidney Sweeney has great genes crossing out the word
genes and replacing it with genes. American Eagle was faced
with accusations of racial coding. Yesterday, Katie Kirk spoofed Sweeney's
AE ads with a colon cancer screening PSA pose on
a hospital bed in a medical gown and denim jacket,

(26:10):
styled in the same manner as Sweeney was in her
largest billboard beginning with Speaking of Jeans. Sweeney has publicly
shut down any AE related questions and is currently promoting
her new biopic Christy, which debuted at the Toronto International
Film Festival a few weeks ago. What pisses me I
love Sidney Sweeney, by the way, Okay, what pisses me

(26:33):
off about Sidney Sweeney is that the current collection of
movies she's starring in make her ugly as shit. Americana,
she was all right, but now we're going into this
Christie thing and she looks ugly as shit. And I
don't know why we're going back down this trend of

(26:57):
turning beautiful women into ugly women. I don't know if
they're trying to reinvigorate this concept of even like ugly
people can look pretty too with enough money and products.
I guess that's the angle they're going for again. And
certainly you can make a beautiful woman ugly with the

(27:20):
right amount of makeup, hair and products. Obviously we know this,
We've seen it many times, and I think unfortunately the
problem becomes ugly women becoming uglier as a result of
buying these products instead of basically following pass that lead

(27:41):
to natural beauty right, which don't include body modifications, which
include eating healthy, which include simply just taking a walk
every day for thirty minutes, or going out in the sunlight,
or even buying a pet like a dog that requires
activities every day. You know, women would rather put piercings

(28:03):
in their nose, multiple piercings in their nose, get fat
and apply and cake up makeup over their faces, and
wear ugly clothing. But don't forget the clothing that sucks
all their fat rolls in because they're tu lais and
actually do exercise, so they just buy clothing that sucks
all you know, like it. What do they call those

(28:24):
things that pregnant women wear scrunchies? No, that's for the hair.
I bet I can google it too. Pregnant preg and

(28:49):
women clothing they used to walk by this place in
the mall every day. Not motherhood, not gap, maternity, not loft.
I'm gonna find it. Not each and m not targeting

(29:10):
tight fitting leggings in mall. It's someplace like that, right
legging brand in mall. This is gonna be my last
attempt now, Lulu Man, I give up. Man. Kim Kardashian

(29:43):
started Kim Kardashian legging brand Skims. There it is skims.
They're wearing the Skims lounge where sucking in the gut right,
making sure you don't see the fat rolls. It's weird, man.
And the thing is, dude, if they just put in

(30:04):
a year or two of work and it's not even work,
it's just making routines that are healthy. Right. Everyone wants
to think of it as this huge ordeal, but it's
just having a healthy routine of being physically active every day.
Be active in your community. I guess with you probably

(30:26):
have children, be active with them. I don't understand the
concept of women who don't move around a lot. It's
weird to me, these stationary women. And it's not even
like moving around a lot, it's just moving period. It's

(30:46):
like an OnlyFans girl. But in reality, right, These only fans.
Girls don't do anything either except go to the gym,
eat expensive food, fuck get you know, and post content
the poor when men of the world get fat, sit
at home in front of a TV screen, eat barely,
take care of children, and buy this crap whatever the fuck? Hey, dude,

(31:11):
shit is right, they buy, They spend their money on
this bullshit and then expect men to spend hundreds of
thousands of dollars on them. It's crazy, dude. This is
a whole fucking This is another retarded societal norm that
I just don't understand. Why are we providing for these
women just because they shot out babies? You know what

(31:32):
I mean? What is this world that we live in?
You know, if I was a poor man, I would
laugh at this shit. But as a wealthy man, I'm
you know, I'm taking what I can and making it.
I'm you know, I'm getting the best, most beautiful women
DNA wise, right, and then I'm making making beautiful children obviously,

(31:59):
because that's what I need in my life. And of
course they're gonna be excuse me, of course they're gonna
be intelligent. Obviously. Again, billions of dollars will clearly make
that easy. It's really just a matter of buying rete
books you need, like ten school books. Is there anything

(32:25):
else going on? Not really rereboring. We're supposed to give
a shit about Jimmy Kimmel and the billionaires putting him
back into a position like their fucking matters, dude. Oh.
Top of my list today is quant seven point two
five percent six dollars and twenty nine cents. Doges at

(32:46):
twenty three cents, three point five to two percent of
pepe is at almost a penny point ninety three. That's exciting, right,
I think it. Wait, no, this is it's doing the
negative thing. Yeah, so it's dropping farther. Nevermind, it's not

(33:08):
even out a penny. They're they're putting weird formulas into it. Now,
so to the fifth power, it's point nine to the
fifth power. I thought that was crazy. Like, if if
dose was worth a pepe is worth a penny, I'd
probably be swimming in money. Twenty one cents is where
h par is at three point seven cents up. Sah
X is one point six cents two point h six

(33:30):
percent up. Silver Ship I silver shares is forty one
dollars and eighty five cents still going up. XRP two
dollars and seventy eight cents, one point sixty one percent up,
still following a downtrend that really began back in mid July.
XRP I do believe we have heavy support or strong

(33:55):
support at two dollars and seventy cents, and probably gonna
be heavy resistance at three dollars when it starts coming
back up again. Total point market cap is about two
hundred and fifty billion dollars down overall in the last
couple of days, currently three point seventy two trillion dollars.

(34:17):
Don't be sad though, going on the weekend. Take the
take the few pay cells that you have, go buy
yourself a nice coffee, and just just watch watch the
world go buy you know, watch how these people are,
especially the well to do people. Just take a look
at them, stop judging them, just see how they behave,

(34:41):
and then you'll know you don't want to be anything
like them. Have a great weekend, as always, live strong,
die happy,