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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Daily Dose of Dimitriacs, brought to you
by Dillingham dot com, spell d I one one on
gham dot com and talk Level. Here is your host,
Luthrus Dimitrias.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Dear Daily Dose of Dimitrias
is currently twelve oh two pm Central Standard Time, November tenth,
twenty twenty five. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. I hope
you're doing all right. My name is Luthorsdmitriax. I represent
Dillingham dot com, publisher of Confessions of an Uber Driver,
(00:33):
Dearest Graveyard Girl, I Need More Drugs, and the latest
Social Narcotics, all published, all written, all produced single handedly
by John Dillingham. I get paid five thousand dollars a
week to do three or more of these thirty minutes
or more each. Welcome to the show. If you already know, uh,
(01:03):
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and listen to the previous five hundred and fifty plus
podcast and check out John Dillingham's take on the world,
and then come back to me and we'll see who's
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out there, that are actually helping me out with these productions.
(01:25):
Appreciate all of y'all. We have more money coming according
to John Dillingham. I believe it when I see it.
What he's saying, forty thousand more dollars is being invested
into just another Skater and other projects like this one.
So if you divvy that up, that's five, ten, fifteen, twenty.
(01:45):
I'm at least half of that for like the next month,
and then the other twenty thousand. We don't know what
he's gonna do with. Hopefully not blow it all on
only fans girls, right, Hopefully he's not spending that additional
twenty time thousand dollars on OnlyFans, because if that's the case,
this is gonna go down a real fast. And the
(02:07):
only thing that John Dillingham's gonna accomplish is every woman
that lives in la is gonna know what is cock
looks like. I guess that's somewhat of an achievement in
the year twenty twenty five. There's clear Channel is certainly
not going to allow you to put a dick on
one of their billboards. I promise you that, But you know,
(02:28):
whatever tickles your fancy let's get into today's interesting fact
for curious minds by Jordan Moore from Redpin Depress. This
is from the Warrior Women's section. Debra Sampson Gannett fought
in combat for the Patriots during the American Revolution under
the name Robert Shirtlift and Shirtlift is spelled a s
(02:53):
h i r t l i ff. When her gender
was revealed, Gannett was given in honorable discharge. Shout out,
Debra Sampson Gannets, where's my pen there? We all know
(03:20):
warrior women, don't we? Even if even if her shield
is a baby and her staff is a baby bottle.
We all know our warrior women out there, even if
her shield is her ass and her weapon is her
lack of integrity, morality, or anything that has to do
with a stabilized social ecosystem. Go get them warrior women
(03:46):
out there, show them who's boss. I went to Dubai
over the weekend. It was very fun. Debbie introduced me
to a few of her friends. Some of them seemed
questionable to me, and others seemed even more questionable to me.
(04:06):
But we're just gonna let that slide, and who cares, right,
We're in love, ladies, and gentlemen, I love this woman.
What could possibly go wrong with a white woman that
has blue eyes who's friends with lots of saldis. I'm
sure this is gonna go the way everyone thinks it's
gonna go, and this love story will end with us
just walking into the sunset completely happy. You couldn't imagine
(04:31):
the rainbows, unicorns, ring pops, farts, kitty cats, dogs, birds, parakeets, chimpanzees, monkeys, drugs, lenses, sounds, sensations, sweets,
telephone calls, text messages, and last but not least, titties.
(04:55):
It's all going down, ladies and gentlemen. My life is
nothing but good right now, and I'm sure it will
only be this way forever. Nothing's gonna go wrong when
you involve your lifestyle choices with Saudi Arabia, does it,
Ladies and gentlemen, you live that perfect life. Give all
(05:16):
your time to Saudi Arabia. They love you. They gave
everybody everything they need. We need them, lack, please need dogs.
Saudi Arabia. It's just like coronavirus. Come on down and
(05:39):
get some and if you don't, well, you're gonna have
to be bombarded from signals from your round, your Bluetooth,
your fucking ghetto ass Logitech speakers. You're gonna get some
frequencies you don't like, but we don't care because with
Saudi a Ramia, and you know, I'm sure Saudi Arabia
(06:03):
didn't have anything to do with nine to eleven. It
was just a simple couple lunatics taking some planes right,
didn't know what they were doing in flight school, but
who cares, man, Maybe they were just acting like they
didn't know what they were doing so no one would
follow them, when really these guys knew exactly what they
were doing, definitely spoke English the entire time, and were
(06:25):
just fucking with all those flights. Co instructors. Guys, Come on, man,
everyone knows foreigners tell the truth. What foreigner's gonna lie
to us? Get serious, man, you guys just believe everything
that you see on TikTok and Instagram. I promise you,
(06:47):
as Debbie Dimitriacs's ass is my witness, they one d
percent were legitimate terists and they definitely wanted to knock
down these towers with the two planes because jet fuel
burning at a certain hotness or heat will certainly take
down metal and just burn through everything straight to hell
(07:10):
where it came from, right, Ladies and gentlemen, God bless
America because my mom died in Tower Ie when it
fell because of science. And then my dad, my daddy
died when Tower two fell. And then my Auntie Gracey.
Makes she rest in peace. She's somewhere at the bottom
(07:32):
of that rubbel still. Ladies and gentlemen, they just left
her there. They never found my Auntie Gracie. And when
World Trade Building seven fell for because of all the shockwaves. Man,
leave me alone, guys, I don't want to hear about
this dramatic event anymore. But shout out to a man
(07:58):
to lee by the way, she's pretty far. It is
what it is, right, guys. It's not like they told
Dick Cheney and co. Or whoever was in charge of
the building that day that they were, you know, potentially
setting up for failure. It's not that they were handling
like a two billion dollar repair bill for the twin
(08:20):
towers and they ignored and said, ha ha, this will
be the perfect reason we go to war with Iraq
and Afghanistan. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Who do
we have over there? Oh? Yeah, the Central Intelligence Agency.
Let's see if we got any of them that can
fly planes, ladies and gentlemen. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yes,
(08:43):
let us see this ha. This is the script that
in nineteen eighty four fucking ASCI text whatever the fuck
this piece of shit was printed out for these fuckers
to follow. Hey, how would you take over the world
computer in nineteen eighty four? First, Dick Cheney, you must
appoint yourself vice president? Okay, check. Second Dick Cheney, you
(09:06):
must own an arms manufacturer. Well, we already owned three
of those, check times three. Third step is you must
convince President George W. Bush to go along with it.
That guy's like a fucking puppet to everybody. Check. And
then fourth, all you have to do is just smile
(09:26):
and fart everywhere until we run the planes into the
twin towers and convince everyone it was iraq. Oh man,
that is a good plan. Why Iraq? Though? I just
it was in the list of countries of people that
are our opposition, Sir, your majesty Dick Cheney riding faggot loser.
(09:52):
Thanks thanks asking text two thousand and one, nineteen eighty
four computer, you are welcome. You're old faggot ness. And
then the motherfucker just goes and does like five steps
and now he's like a multi billionaire. You know this
fucking guy. Hope he's doing all right down there in hell.
(10:16):
You know, I miss you, Dick Cheney. I used to
have a picture of you on my wall, man, and
now you're gone, Dick Jeanie, and I gotta take it down.
I gotta dig it down, Dick gene because you died,
I had to put an X over it. I was
(10:37):
so sad that day I found out. You know, I
pretended to be mad. I'm gonna miss you, Dick Jenie.
You were the first one man. You inspired me, Dick Genie,
to go after anyone that came from me and kill
him without any mercy. Thank you, Dick Cheney. What an
(10:58):
inspiration to me. Luther As dmitriacts, I killed them all,
and I did it for you, Dick Cheney. Yeah, man,
I promise you, Dick Cheney. I will carry your legacy
until wherever the fuck this ends up. Hopefully it prostitutes asshole.
But I love you, Dick Cheney, and I'll never forget
(11:19):
what you did for this country on nine to eleven. Men,
you helped us out so much what a superstars Jesus
Christ superstar doesn't even compare to you, Dick Cheney. Oh,
Man and Trump, that piece of shit has nothing on you.
Dick Cheney. You are awesome. Bro. Let's check out the
(11:49):
headlines and see what we're supposed to be upset about
and afraid of today. Ladies and gentlemen, this is coming
to you straight from Google Corporate News. Man, I, miss
Dick Cheney, Why did you have to die? Dick CHENI?
(12:11):
Why did you have to die? Dick? Did put a
plate in the pannagon? Dichen? You?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Why didn't you do that?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Why did you? HELLI didn't even have a funeral for
your dog. It wasn't even a funeral for your bitch
as dog. Damn man, Hell are you doing you like that?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Dick?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Genie fog Man, Oh crying man ship the Jeanie.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Dick Cheney was my best friend back in nineteen eighty
one when I was born. Dick Cheney was my best friend.
We did lots of fun things together and then he
shot me in the middle of the woods. Did Cheney?
Wy'd you shoot me in the middle of the woods.
That really hurt me? Dick Cheney, you're kind of a faggot,
(13:23):
Dick Cheney, You're kind of a faggot, you know what,
Dick Cheney. I met you in a seafood restaurant in
nineteen eighty two. I said, Hi, my name's Lou. I said,
who the fuck are you? You fat piece of shit?
He said, Hey, that's something I never heard before. My
name's Dick Cheney, you fucking whoreor I was wearing a
(13:46):
wig at the time, so it's fair to say that
to me, and I was freshly shaven. I was a
young g back then in nineteen eighty two, and then
it went on from there. You know the rest, nine
eleven happened. Tower one fell down, my mom died, Tower
two fell down, and my dad died. Tower three fell down,
(14:07):
and my Auntique Gray Seed died two one, two three.
You know what's going through on you dig Cheney, Yo,
It's like one two three most deaf and Tyler Kwali
got nothing on your boy. Gee. My name is Luthres
Somemeas Reacts. I came from nothing and made some crack.
(14:27):
Then I sold dug crack to a lot of people.
Then I sold more cracked to even more people. I'm
the best cracked distributor on planet Earth, worked through everything
with it on my back. I never did crack because
crack is the most thing, the most fucked up thing
you can put in your body. I never did crack,
(14:48):
but a lot of people around me did. And I
told him not to do it, but they did it
in any way. So I sold him more and I
tried to make him go away. Hey, it didn't work
out in my favor. Had to run from them otherfuckers
and seek shelter because when you sell crack on the street,
it can be very dangerous for you. Gee. That's why
you probably shouldn't sell prack or anything that has to
(15:11):
do with that. Damn bet I mean, you motherfuckers just
don't get it this. It's really, really, really fucking dangerous.
Made a lot of money selling crack, unfortunately, and then,
well you know how it goes. When you get you
get busted with a lot of drugs and money and weapons, right, guys,
(15:33):
not in your favor. But let's just say they gave
me opportunities to do a lot of podcasts and get
ignored for the last time about twenty years. Top story
on Today's headlines that we're supposed to be afraid of
an upset about today. Democrats fume over deal to end
(15:55):
government shut down. All they're fighting amongst themselves. Ladies and
gentlemen a love of and they fight amongst themselves. Supreme
Court declines to revisit landmarks same sex marriage President three
hours ago by John Fritzi, Our Frize and John is
j o h N BBC. Trump pardons Giuliani and others
(16:19):
accused of plot to overturn twenty twenty election. Jude Sheeran
s h e E r I n. Jude is spelled
typical biblical spelling. Trump pardons Jiuliani and others accused of
plot to overturn twenty twenty election was the headline there.
Trump aims to bring Syria into Abraham accords with Shahra's
(16:40):
historic White House visit. Three hours ago by Tahir Honey.
Senate advances planned to end historic shutdown and bipartisan break
through thirteen hours ago, Politico, Eurogamer. Japanese players are gobbling
up ghosts of Yota on PS five. But things look
a bit different in the West, of course they do.
(17:02):
Tesla can sell its cars. Excuse me, Tesla can't sell
its cars anymore so it is renting them now. Electric
wrote that nasty libs attack Sidney Sweeney and Maga claim
victory after Christy movie flop. It's been out one week
(17:22):
and how did it flop? I'm about to go buy
a million diickets to Christy. I love Sydney Sweeney. OutKick
is the website that's from ou t K I c K.
It's just more click bait. They're trying to, you know,
drum up that ad revenue using her image. Mistery solved
Louver heist. Fedora Man revealed an unexpected plot twist twist,
(17:46):
excuse me, that's from huff Post. This is a story
we can all get into. Who doesn't want to read
about a good jewelry heist? All right, so here we
go we were This was published today, November tenth, three
oh one am Eastern Time, dropping it early because it
came from Europe obvious, and Thomas Adamson wrote this typical
(18:14):
spelling from he's associated press, So Huffington bolshes reposted this
basically peri parenthese mark a p parenthese mark dash dash.
When fifteen year old Pedro Elias Garzon del Vaux realized
(18:36):
an Associated Press photo of him at the Louver on
the day of the crown Jules heightst had drawn millions
of views. His first thing sync was not to rush
online and unmask himself, quite the opposite. A fan of
Sherlock Holmes and Hercules Perrot who lives with his parents
and grandfather in Ramboulay, west of Peri, Pedro decided to
(18:57):
play along with the world suspense. As theory swirled around
this sharply dressed stranger in the foot door man shot
detective inside her ai fake, he decided to stay silent
and watch. I didn't want to say immediately it was me,
he said. With this photo there is a mystery, so
you have to make it last. And it's guy like
him chilling in front of like some security guards in
(19:20):
a foot door in a really a really well fitting
suit and it looks like a Burberry possible, really nice,
very very British umbrella in his right hand for his
only in person excuse me again, ladies and gentlemen, for
(19:44):
his only in person interview. Since that snap turned him
into an international curiosity, he appeared for the AP cameras
at his home much as he did that Sunday in
a Fodora had Yves Saint Laura waistcoasts borrowed from his father,
a jacket chosen by his mother, knee tye Tommy Hill
(20:05):
figure trousers, and a restored war battered Russian watch. Wow,
this guy is snazzy. This is my Listen, guys, we
gotta hold the fucking phone here, I gotta pause everything.
Listen to this guy's outfit. We're okay. I'm gonna describe
(20:26):
the outfit. It's like a brown on, like a light
brown on, a dark brown rimmed for Doro. That's the
kind of like big billow we brim like Indiana. Jones
wears a little bit shorter like diameter for the brim,
an Yves Saint Laurent waistcoat. Now, the waistcoat is like
(20:51):
an interior coat. It's like a third layer that sits. Actually,
this guy's got four or five layers on, possibly a
bulletproof vest. Even so, you you got the undergarment, You
got the dress shirt, right, undergarments like a wife beater
or some kind of white T shirt that you wash
your car in. Right, you got your dress shirt over that.
(21:11):
You got your nice tie. He's got a white dress
shirt collar, blue tie with some kind of cool pattern
on it with other shades of light blue, white black.
He's got it looks like a kind of like an
oatmeal maple oatmeal inspired vibes interior vest. And then we
(21:34):
have the Saint Laurent waistcoat and then the jacket chosen
by his mother. We don't know the jackets manufacturer looks.
I mean, it could be anybody jackets a jacket at
the end of the day. The really the waistcoat is
kind of what you want to wear inside when you've
taken your jacket off, so you still have something at
(21:56):
the event. It's a very formal gentleman's outfit. This man
for taking advice from both mom and dad on this outfit.
It's got the ties a nit as I explained. His
pants are just some basic bitch navy trousers Tommy Hill figure.
And you have the war battered, war battered Russian watch. Now,
(22:19):
the war battered Russian watch is like, uh, that's like
a memento. That's like something was hand down, handed down
to him, right, or he could tell a story where
he had a Russian uncle or something that handed that
down to him, and so it means it's sentimental value.
Supersedes any kind of like other retail value. Right. It's like,
(22:41):
even if this thing cost him money to have, he's
gonna hold on to it because it reminds him of
the struggle that his ancestors went through in Russia most likely.
So even if this guy is Satan himself, this guy
knows how to fucking dress. Okay, I'm gonna hand it
to him. Anyone who knows how to dress in this
(23:05):
day and age, and in so much so that gentlemen
and women respect you. Not not you know, children or
teenagers mind you, but grown men are older men and
older women look at you and just give you the nod,
you know, like that's how you know you've got something
going on, and that's how you know it's one. Definitely
(23:28):
a good idea for you to go rob the louver. Right.
The Fedora angle just so is his homage to French
resistance hero Jeane Mulin. In person, he is a bright,
(23:51):
amused teenager who wandered by accident into a global story.
The image that made Hi famous was meant to document
a crime scene. Three police officers lean on a silver
car blocking a louver entrance, hours after thieves carried out
at daylight raid on French Crown jewels on and it's
got an amazing photo of him holding the photo of
(24:12):
himself in the same outfit. Ladies and gentlemen, this guy
is definitely a thief or an incredible distraction. The image
that made him famous was meant to document a crime scene.
Three police officers lean on a silver car blocking a
louver entrance, hours after thieves carried out a daylight rate
(24:33):
on French Crown jewels to the right, alone figure and
a three piece ensemble strides passed a flash of film
noir and a modern day manhunt. The Internet did the rest.
Fedora Man, as users dubbed him, was cast an old
school detective and inside man, a Netflix pitch, or not
(24:54):
human at all. Many were convinced he was ai generated pagrion.
Excuse me. Pedro understood why in the photo I'm dressed
more in the nineteen forties and we are in twenty
twenty five. He said, there is a contrast. There's a contrast.
(25:15):
Ladies and gentlemen. Do you see what these You see
the statements this gentleman is making. Oh my god, if
I had a hat on, I'd be mailing it to
this man, Please wear my hat, sir and tell them
that you know me. And when they say no, I don't,
just point to your hat and say yes, I do.
I love this guy. I'm about to dumb Debbie and
(25:36):
turn gay for this man. Just kidding, you know, just kidding, guys.
Even some relatives and friends hesitated until they spotted his
mother in the background. Only then were they sure the
internet's favorite fake detective was a real boy. The real
story was simple. Pedro, his mother and grandfather had come
(25:58):
to visit the Louver. We wanted to go to the Loop,
but it was closed, he said. We didn't know there
was a heist. They asked officers why the gates were shut.
Seconds later, AP photographer Trivaut comos documenting the security court
and caught Pedro midstride when the picture was taken. I
didn't know, Pedro said, I was just passing through. Four
(26:18):
days later, an acquaintance message is that you. She told
me there were five million views, he said, she told
me there were five million views. He said, I was
a bit surprised. Then his mother called to say he
(26:39):
was in New York Times. It's not every day, he said.
Cousins in Columbia friends in Austria. Family, friends and classmates
followed the screenshots and calls. People said, you become a star,
he said. I was astonished that just with one photo
you can become viral in a few days. It's true though,
even in twenty two. And I think that's what it's
(27:00):
great about the Internet, because even in the twenty five
we have three D cameras, but you could just still
be famous from a basic polaroid and inspired style. The
look that jolted tens of millions is not a costume
whipped up for a museum trip. All right, they're gonna
they're breaking it down even more. They're breaking it down
(27:21):
even more. Okay, we gotta get back into the dress here.
We just gotta take a step back, go away for
a moment. Okay, leave the image of Pedro here, right,
we got go away, We got to well go away
(27:43):
from this image of Pedro. Right, and then we gotta
come back to it and say, okay, still, I mean,
he's got it, he's got everything going on here. We
have like a photo shoot with this guy right killing it.
(28:08):
Then you don't. Some people can make an Instagram page right.
Some people can make an Instagram page right, and then
some people become Pedro Elias Garzan del Va. Okay hoff
Post becomes their Instagram page. You feel me? Apnews dot
(28:32):
Com becomes their Instagram page. Motherfucking CBS news dog becomes
their Instagram page's popping up on Fox News dogs popping
up everywhere. This guy's a fucking genius. And on top
of all this, he made buku money from all these
(28:52):
people looking at him thinking he did it. This is
what I need, ladies and gentlemen. I need people to
be convinced that I did something horrible, but I didn't
do it. But I make a lot of money monetizing
that attention. Anyway, Luther Resdimitrix doesn't necessarily need the money,
probably end up donating all the homeless shelter or something.
(29:16):
But your boy, this would be the most hilarious way
to get famous, right. So, and we're just gonna end
this now we're at twenty nine minutes. I'm not even
gonna talk about the market today. I'm just gonna call
this Pedro Elios Garzan Delvo. This that's the name of
(29:37):
the episode. I'm done. Man. If this guy's out there,
I want you to do it. I'll pay you five
thousand dollars to come here and do a podcast. Bro,
God bless everybody. I'll see you guys Wednesday. What the
fuck is this man?
Welcome to the Daily Dose of Dimitriacs, brought to you
by Dillingham dot com, spell d I one one on
gham dot com and talk Level. Here is your host,
Luthrus Dimitrias.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Dear Daily Dose of Dimitrias
is currently twelve oh two pm Central Standard Time, November tenth,
twenty twenty five. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. I hope
you're doing all right. My name is Luthorsdmitriax. I represent
Dillingham dot com, publisher of Confessions of an Uber Driver,
(00:33):
Dearest Graveyard Girl, I Need More Drugs, and the latest
Social Narcotics, all published, all written, all produced single handedly
by John Dillingham. I get paid five thousand dollars a
week to do three or more of these thirty minutes
or more each. Welcome to the show. If you already know, uh,
(01:03):
thanks for listening. And if you don't know, go back
and listen to the previous five hundred and fifty plus
podcast and check out John Dillingham's take on the world,
and then come back to me and we'll see who's
better at it. Shout out to all my OnlyFans girls
out there, that are actually helping me out with these productions.
(01:25):
Appreciate all of y'all. We have more money coming according
to John Dillingham. I believe it when I see it.
What he's saying, forty thousand more dollars is being invested
into just another Skater and other projects like this one.
So if you divvy that up, that's five, ten, fifteen, twenty.
(01:45):
I'm at least half of that for like the next month,
and then the other twenty thousand. We don't know what
he's gonna do with. Hopefully not blow it all on
only fans girls, right, Hopefully he's not spending that additional
twenty time thousand dollars on OnlyFans, because if that's the case,
this is gonna go down a real fast. And the
(02:07):
only thing that John Dillingham's gonna accomplish is every woman
that lives in la is gonna know what is cock
looks like. I guess that's somewhat of an achievement in
the year twenty twenty five. There's clear Channel is certainly
not going to allow you to put a dick on
one of their billboards. I promise you that, But you know,
(02:28):
whatever tickles your fancy let's get into today's interesting fact
for curious minds by Jordan Moore from Redpin Depress. This
is from the Warrior Women's section. Debra Sampson Gannett fought
in combat for the Patriots during the American Revolution under
the name Robert Shirtlift and Shirtlift is spelled a s
(02:53):
h i r t l i ff. When her gender
was revealed, Gannett was given in honorable discharge. Shout out,
Debra Sampson Gannets, where's my pen there? We all know
(03:20):
warrior women, don't we? Even if even if her shield
is a baby and her staff is a baby bottle.
We all know our warrior women out there, even if
her shield is her ass and her weapon is her
lack of integrity, morality, or anything that has to do
with a stabilized social ecosystem. Go get them warrior women
(03:46):
out there, show them who's boss. I went to Dubai
over the weekend. It was very fun. Debbie introduced me
to a few of her friends. Some of them seemed
questionable to me, and others seemed even more questionable to me.
(04:06):
But we're just gonna let that slide, and who cares, right,
We're in love, ladies, and gentlemen, I love this woman.
What could possibly go wrong with a white woman that
has blue eyes who's friends with lots of saldis. I'm
sure this is gonna go the way everyone thinks it's
gonna go, and this love story will end with us
just walking into the sunset completely happy. You couldn't imagine
(04:31):
the rainbows, unicorns, ring pops, farts, kitty cats, dogs, birds, parakeets, chimpanzees, monkeys, drugs, lenses, sounds, sensations, sweets,
telephone calls, text messages, and last but not least, titties.
(04:55):
It's all going down, ladies and gentlemen. My life is
nothing but good right now, and I'm sure it will
only be this way forever. Nothing's gonna go wrong when
you involve your lifestyle choices with Saudi Arabia, does it,
Ladies and gentlemen, you live that perfect life. Give all
(05:16):
your time to Saudi Arabia. They love you. They gave
everybody everything they need. We need them, lack, please need dogs.
Saudi Arabia. It's just like coronavirus. Come on down and
(05:39):
get some and if you don't, well, you're gonna have
to be bombarded from signals from your round, your Bluetooth,
your fucking ghetto ass Logitech speakers. You're gonna get some
frequencies you don't like, but we don't care because with
Saudi a Ramia, and you know, I'm sure Saudi Arabia
(06:03):
didn't have anything to do with nine to eleven. It
was just a simple couple lunatics taking some planes right,
didn't know what they were doing in flight school, but
who cares, man, Maybe they were just acting like they
didn't know what they were doing so no one would
follow them, when really these guys knew exactly what they
were doing, definitely spoke English the entire time, and were
(06:25):
just fucking with all those flights. Co instructors. Guys, Come on, man,
everyone knows foreigners tell the truth. What foreigner's gonna lie
to us? Get serious, man, you guys just believe everything
that you see on TikTok and Instagram. I promise you,
(06:47):
as Debbie Dimitriacs's ass is my witness, they one d
percent were legitimate terists and they definitely wanted to knock
down these towers with the two planes because jet fuel
burning at a certain hotness or heat will certainly take
down metal and just burn through everything straight to hell
(07:10):
where it came from, right, Ladies and gentlemen, God bless
America because my mom died in Tower Ie when it
fell because of science. And then my dad, my daddy
died when Tower two fell. And then my Auntie Gracey.
Makes she rest in peace. She's somewhere at the bottom
(07:32):
of that rubbel still. Ladies and gentlemen, they just left
her there. They never found my Auntie Gracie. And when
World Trade Building seven fell for because of all the shockwaves. Man,
leave me alone, guys, I don't want to hear about
this dramatic event anymore. But shout out to a man
(07:58):
to lee by the way, she's pretty far. It is
what it is, right, guys. It's not like they told
Dick Cheney and co. Or whoever was in charge of
the building that day that they were, you know, potentially
setting up for failure. It's not that they were handling
like a two billion dollar repair bill for the twin
(08:20):
towers and they ignored and said, ha ha, this will
be the perfect reason we go to war with Iraq
and Afghanistan. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Who do
we have over there? Oh? Yeah, the Central Intelligence Agency.
Let's see if we got any of them that can
fly planes, ladies and gentlemen. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yes,
(08:43):
let us see this ha. This is the script that
in nineteen eighty four fucking ASCI text whatever the fuck
this piece of shit was printed out for these fuckers
to follow. Hey, how would you take over the world
computer in nineteen eighty four? First, Dick Cheney, you must
appoint yourself vice president? Okay, check. Second Dick Cheney, you
(09:06):
must own an arms manufacturer. Well, we already owned three
of those, check times three. Third step is you must
convince President George W. Bush to go along with it.
That guy's like a fucking puppet to everybody. Check. And
then fourth, all you have to do is just smile
(09:26):
and fart everywhere until we run the planes into the
twin towers and convince everyone it was iraq. Oh man,
that is a good plan. Why Iraq? Though? I just
it was in the list of countries of people that
are our opposition, Sir, your majesty Dick Cheney riding faggot loser.
(09:52):
Thanks thanks asking text two thousand and one, nineteen eighty
four computer, you are welcome. You're old faggot ness. And
then the motherfucker just goes and does like five steps
and now he's like a multi billionaire. You know this
fucking guy. Hope he's doing all right down there in hell.
(10:16):
You know, I miss you, Dick Cheney. I used to
have a picture of you on my wall, man, and
now you're gone, Dick Jeanie, and I gotta take it down.
I gotta dig it down, Dick gene because you died,
I had to put an X over it. I was
(10:37):
so sad that day I found out. You know, I
pretended to be mad. I'm gonna miss you, Dick Jenie.
You were the first one man. You inspired me, Dick Genie,
to go after anyone that came from me and kill
him without any mercy. Thank you, Dick Cheney. What an
(10:58):
inspiration to me. Luther As dmitriacts, I killed them all,
and I did it for you, Dick Cheney. Yeah, man,
I promise you, Dick Cheney. I will carry your legacy
until wherever the fuck this ends up. Hopefully it prostitutes asshole.
But I love you, Dick Cheney, and I'll never forget
(11:19):
what you did for this country on nine to eleven. Men,
you helped us out so much what a superstars Jesus
Christ superstar doesn't even compare to you, Dick Cheney. Oh,
Man and Trump, that piece of shit has nothing on you.
Dick Cheney. You are awesome. Bro. Let's check out the
(11:49):
headlines and see what we're supposed to be upset about
and afraid of today. Ladies and gentlemen, this is coming
to you straight from Google Corporate News. Man, I, miss
Dick Cheney, Why did you have to die? Dick CHENI?
(12:11):
Why did you have to die? Dick? Did put a
plate in the pannagon? Dichen? You?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Why didn't you do that?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Why did you? HELLI didn't even have a funeral for
your dog. It wasn't even a funeral for your bitch
as dog. Damn man, Hell are you doing you like that?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Dick?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Genie fog Man, Oh crying man ship the Jeanie.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Dick Cheney was my best friend back in nineteen eighty
one when I was born. Dick Cheney was my best friend.
We did lots of fun things together and then he
shot me in the middle of the woods. Did Cheney?
Wy'd you shoot me in the middle of the woods.
That really hurt me? Dick Cheney, you're kind of a faggot,
(13:23):
Dick Cheney, You're kind of a faggot, you know what,
Dick Cheney. I met you in a seafood restaurant in
nineteen eighty two. I said, Hi, my name's Lou. I said,
who the fuck are you? You fat piece of shit?
He said, Hey, that's something I never heard before. My
name's Dick Cheney, you fucking whoreor I was wearing a
(13:46):
wig at the time, so it's fair to say that
to me, and I was freshly shaven. I was a
young g back then in nineteen eighty two, and then
it went on from there. You know the rest, nine
eleven happened. Tower one fell down, my mom died, Tower
two fell down, and my dad died. Tower three fell down,
(14:07):
and my Auntique Gray Seed died two one, two three.
You know what's going through on you dig Cheney, Yo,
It's like one two three most deaf and Tyler Kwali
got nothing on your boy. Gee. My name is Luthres
Somemeas Reacts. I came from nothing and made some crack.
(14:27):
Then I sold dug crack to a lot of people.
Then I sold more cracked to even more people. I'm
the best cracked distributor on planet Earth, worked through everything
with it on my back. I never did crack because
crack is the most thing, the most fucked up thing
you can put in your body. I never did crack,
(14:48):
but a lot of people around me did. And I
told him not to do it, but they did it
in any way. So I sold him more and I
tried to make him go away. Hey, it didn't work
out in my favor. Had to run from them otherfuckers
and seek shelter because when you sell crack on the street,
it can be very dangerous for you. Gee. That's why
you probably shouldn't sell prack or anything that has to
(15:11):
do with that. Damn bet I mean, you motherfuckers just
don't get it this. It's really, really, really fucking dangerous.
Made a lot of money selling crack, unfortunately, and then,
well you know how it goes. When you get you
get busted with a lot of drugs and money and weapons, right, guys,
(15:33):
not in your favor. But let's just say they gave
me opportunities to do a lot of podcasts and get
ignored for the last time about twenty years. Top story
on Today's headlines that we're supposed to be afraid of
an upset about today. Democrats fume over deal to end
(15:55):
government shut down. All they're fighting amongst themselves. Ladies and
gentlemen a love of and they fight amongst themselves. Supreme
Court declines to revisit landmarks same sex marriage President three
hours ago by John Fritzi, Our Frize and John is
j o h N BBC. Trump pardons Giuliani and others
(16:19):
accused of plot to overturn twenty twenty election. Jude Sheeran
s h e E r I n. Jude is spelled
typical biblical spelling. Trump pardons Jiuliani and others accused of
plot to overturn twenty twenty election was the headline there.
Trump aims to bring Syria into Abraham accords with Shahra's
(16:40):
historic White House visit. Three hours ago by Tahir Honey.
Senate advances planned to end historic shutdown and bipartisan break
through thirteen hours ago, Politico, Eurogamer. Japanese players are gobbling
up ghosts of Yota on PS five. But things look
a bit different in the West, of course they do.
(17:02):
Tesla can sell its cars. Excuse me, Tesla can't sell
its cars anymore so it is renting them now. Electric
wrote that nasty libs attack Sidney Sweeney and Maga claim
victory after Christy movie flop. It's been out one week
(17:22):
and how did it flop? I'm about to go buy
a million diickets to Christy. I love Sydney Sweeney. OutKick
is the website that's from ou t K I c K.
It's just more click bait. They're trying to, you know,
drum up that ad revenue using her image. Mistery solved
Louver heist. Fedora Man revealed an unexpected plot twist twist,
(17:46):
excuse me, that's from huff Post. This is a story
we can all get into. Who doesn't want to read
about a good jewelry heist? All right, so here we
go we were This was published today, November tenth, three
oh one am Eastern Time, dropping it early because it
came from Europe obvious, and Thomas Adamson wrote this typical
(18:14):
spelling from he's associated press, So Huffington bolshes reposted this
basically peri parenthese mark a p parenthese mark dash dash.
When fifteen year old Pedro Elias Garzon del Vaux realized
(18:36):
an Associated Press photo of him at the Louver on
the day of the crown Jules heightst had drawn millions
of views. His first thing sync was not to rush
online and unmask himself, quite the opposite. A fan of
Sherlock Holmes and Hercules Perrot who lives with his parents
and grandfather in Ramboulay, west of Peri, Pedro decided to
(18:57):
play along with the world suspense. As theory swirled around
this sharply dressed stranger in the foot door man shot
detective inside her ai fake, he decided to stay silent
and watch. I didn't want to say immediately it was me,
he said. With this photo there is a mystery, so
you have to make it last. And it's guy like
him chilling in front of like some security guards in
(19:20):
a foot door in a really a really well fitting
suit and it looks like a Burberry possible, really nice,
very very British umbrella in his right hand for his
only in person excuse me again, ladies and gentlemen, for
(19:44):
his only in person interview. Since that snap turned him
into an international curiosity, he appeared for the AP cameras
at his home much as he did that Sunday in
a Fodora had Yves Saint Laura waistcoasts borrowed from his father,
a jacket chosen by his mother, knee tye Tommy Hill
(20:05):
figure trousers, and a restored war battered Russian watch. Wow,
this guy is snazzy. This is my Listen, guys, we
gotta hold the fucking phone here, I gotta pause everything.
Listen to this guy's outfit. We're okay. I'm gonna describe
(20:26):
the outfit. It's like a brown on, like a light
brown on, a dark brown rimmed for Doro. That's the
kind of like big billow we brim like Indiana. Jones
wears a little bit shorter like diameter for the brim,
an Yves Saint Laurent waistcoat. Now, the waistcoat is like
(20:51):
an interior coat. It's like a third layer that sits. Actually,
this guy's got four or five layers on, possibly a
bulletproof vest. Even so, you you got the undergarment, You
got the dress shirt, right, undergarments like a wife beater
or some kind of white T shirt that you wash
your car in. Right, you got your dress shirt over that.
(21:11):
You got your nice tie. He's got a white dress
shirt collar, blue tie with some kind of cool pattern
on it with other shades of light blue, white black.
He's got it looks like a kind of like an
oatmeal maple oatmeal inspired vibes interior vest. And then we
(21:34):
have the Saint Laurent waistcoat and then the jacket chosen
by his mother. We don't know the jackets manufacturer looks.
I mean, it could be anybody jackets a jacket at
the end of the day. The really the waistcoat is
kind of what you want to wear inside when you've
taken your jacket off, so you still have something at
(21:56):
the event. It's a very formal gentleman's outfit. This man
for taking advice from both mom and dad on this outfit.
It's got the ties a nit as I explained. His
pants are just some basic bitch navy trousers Tommy Hill figure.
And you have the war battered, war battered Russian watch. Now,
(22:19):
the war battered Russian watch is like, uh, that's like
a memento. That's like something was hand down, handed down
to him, right, or he could tell a story where
he had a Russian uncle or something that handed that
down to him, and so it means it's sentimental value.
Supersedes any kind of like other retail value. Right. It's like,
(22:41):
even if this thing cost him money to have, he's
gonna hold on to it because it reminds him of
the struggle that his ancestors went through in Russia most likely.
So even if this guy is Satan himself, this guy
knows how to fucking dress. Okay, I'm gonna hand it
to him. Anyone who knows how to dress in this
(23:05):
day and age, and in so much so that gentlemen
and women respect you. Not not you know, children or
teenagers mind you, but grown men are older men and
older women look at you and just give you the nod,
you know, like that's how you know you've got something
going on, and that's how you know it's one. Definitely
(23:28):
a good idea for you to go rob the louver. Right.
The Fedora angle just so is his homage to French
resistance hero Jeane Mulin. In person, he is a bright,
(23:51):
amused teenager who wandered by accident into a global story.
The image that made Hi famous was meant to document
a crime scene. Three police officers lean on a silver
car blocking a louver entrance, hours after thieves carried out
at daylight raid on French Crown jewels on and it's
got an amazing photo of him holding the photo of
(24:12):
himself in the same outfit. Ladies and gentlemen, this guy
is definitely a thief or an incredible distraction. The image
that made him famous was meant to document a crime scene.
Three police officers lean on a silver car blocking a
louver entrance, hours after thieves carried out a daylight rate
(24:33):
on French Crown jewels to the right, alone figure and
a three piece ensemble strides passed a flash of film
noir and a modern day manhunt. The Internet did the rest.
Fedora Man, as users dubbed him, was cast an old
school detective and inside man, a Netflix pitch, or not
(24:54):
human at all. Many were convinced he was ai generated pagrion.
Excuse me. Pedro understood why in the photo I'm dressed
more in the nineteen forties and we are in twenty
twenty five. He said, there is a contrast. There's a contrast.
(25:15):
Ladies and gentlemen. Do you see what these You see
the statements this gentleman is making. Oh my god, if
I had a hat on, I'd be mailing it to
this man, Please wear my hat, sir and tell them
that you know me. And when they say no, I don't,
just point to your hat and say yes, I do.
I love this guy. I'm about to dumb Debbie and
(25:36):
turn gay for this man. Just kidding, you know, just kidding, guys.
Even some relatives and friends hesitated until they spotted his
mother in the background. Only then were they sure the
internet's favorite fake detective was a real boy. The real
story was simple. Pedro, his mother and grandfather had come
(25:58):
to visit the Louver. We wanted to go to the Loop,
but it was closed, he said. We didn't know there
was a heist. They asked officers why the gates were shut.
Seconds later, AP photographer Trivaut comos documenting the security court
and caught Pedro midstride when the picture was taken. I
didn't know, Pedro said, I was just passing through. Four
(26:18):
days later, an acquaintance message is that you. She told
me there were five million views, he said, she told
me there were five million views. He said, I was
a bit surprised. Then his mother called to say he
(26:39):
was in New York Times. It's not every day, he said.
Cousins in Columbia friends in Austria. Family, friends and classmates
followed the screenshots and calls. People said, you become a star,
he said. I was astonished that just with one photo
you can become viral in a few days. It's true though,
even in twenty two. And I think that's what it's
(27:00):
great about the Internet, because even in the twenty five
we have three D cameras, but you could just still
be famous from a basic polaroid and inspired style. The
look that jolted tens of millions is not a costume
whipped up for a museum trip. All right, they're gonna
they're breaking it down even more. They're breaking it down
(27:21):
even more. Okay, we gotta get back into the dress here.
We just gotta take a step back, go away for
a moment. Okay, leave the image of Pedro here, right,
we got go away, We got to well go away
(27:43):
from this image of Pedro. Right, and then we gotta
come back to it and say, okay, still, I mean,
he's got it, he's got everything going on here. We
have like a photo shoot with this guy right killing it.
(28:08):
Then you don't. Some people can make an Instagram page right.
Some people can make an Instagram page right, and then
some people become Pedro Elias Garzan del Va. Okay hoff
Post becomes their Instagram page. You feel me? Apnews dot
(28:32):
Com becomes their Instagram page. Motherfucking CBS news dog becomes
their Instagram page's popping up on Fox News dogs popping
up everywhere. This guy's a fucking genius. And on top
of all this, he made buku money from all these
(28:52):
people looking at him thinking he did it. This is
what I need, ladies and gentlemen. I need people to
be convinced that I did something horrible, but I didn't
do it. But I make a lot of money monetizing
that attention. Anyway, Luther Resdimitrix doesn't necessarily need the money,
probably end up donating all the homeless shelter or something.
(29:16):
But your boy, this would be the most hilarious way
to get famous, right. So, and we're just gonna end
this now we're at twenty nine minutes. I'm not even
gonna talk about the market today. I'm just gonna call
this Pedro Elios Garzan Delvo. This that's the name of
(29:37):
the episode. I'm done. Man. If this guy's out there,
I want you to do it. I'll pay you five
thousand dollars to come here and do a podcast. Bro,
God bless everybody. I'll see you guys Wednesday. What the
fuck is this man?
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