August 21, 2025 • 30 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Brooks starring Eve ardenal time once again for another comedy.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Episode of Our Miss Brooks written by al Lewis Well.
The baseball season is rapidly getting under way, and our
Miss Brooks, who teaches English at Madison High School, is
full of enthusiasm for our national pastime.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yes, I am enthusiastic about the national pastime, largely, I
must admit, because of the enthusiasm for the game felt
by one Philip Boynton, my national pastime. Last Thursday morning,
at breakfast, my landlady asked me, how come how.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Come this sudden interest in baseball?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Kennie? Seems to me you never cared about the game
very much.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Oh you're wrong, missus Davis. I always had a deep
root love for the game. It just took someone to
bring it out.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Mister Boynton.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
It wasn't Ty Cobb the way I look at it,
Baseball will eventually further our romance.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
How do you mean, Kenny Well?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I figure if he spends enough time looking at curves
and watching fellows trying to get to first base. It
might give him an idea.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
He's a backward sort, all right, not about baseball.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Tomorrow's the opening game, Missus Davis with Clay City High,
and already mister Boynton's invited me to go with him. Now,
of course my troubles just begin. I've got to have
a nice sport outfit to wear to the game.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
What's wrong with the outsit?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You've got, Mister Boynton seen me wearing it three times already,
three times yes to the opening games of nineteen forty nine,
forty eight, and forty seven. I made up my mind
that this year, when they throw out the first ball,
I'm throwing out that dress. Oh if only I wasn't
so broke. Let me think a minute, if there was
(02:07):
somebody who could lend me.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I'm broke too, Connie, If there was.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Somebody else who could, No, I guess borrowing isn't the answer.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Wait a minute, Connie. I was talking to mister Fisher yesterday.
He's the nice man who runs the pawn shop on
Fourth Street.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I know we've met several times.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Well, I just happened to drop him yesterday to see
that my brother Victor's cigarette case was polished, and mister
Fisher showed me the nicest fort dress, brand new. He
had just picked it up a Sherry's department store at
their spring sale, a sport dress.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
What if he wanted for waiting Entrey.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
It's not for himself, Connie. It was for his daughter.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
But unfortunately, or maybe fortunately for you, he didn't fit
her and he couldn't take it back to Sherry's because
all sales were final. So so maybe he'd be willing
to let you have it on the swap.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
But what could I swap him for?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
It?
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Will?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No, I'll need these fillings as I get older.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I'd be glad to let you take the vacuum cleaner, Connie.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
That's very generous of you, missus Davis. But wouldn't it
make it terribly inconvenient when you wanted to clean the rug?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Not at all. I'm pawning the rugs next week. What's
this summer coming in all?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
It's much cooler in the house without rugs. Besides, I
need the money for other things. Now, you just take
the hoover and stop off at mister Fisher's on your
way to school.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I certainly appreciate your kindness, Missus Davis, but I sort
of hate the idea of having to get anything like
this at a pawnshop.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I mean, I don't see why you should feel that way, Connie.
It's just like any other business, and a lot older
than most. Take Christopher Columbus, for instance, without a pawn shop,
where would he be today?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Same place? You're right, Missus Davis. Well, if Queen Isabella
hadn't raised the money on her jewels, Columbus couldn't have
discovered America exactly.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Then where will you be?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
That's easy. I'd be teaching Indian kids for very little wampum.
Good morning, mister Fisher.
Speaker 8 (04:27):
Well, miss Brooks, I haven't seen you since you redeemed
your locket.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Correction, you haven't seen me since I pondered again after
the holidays.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Remember, of course, it was on a Monday in January.
I recall it because I took in six pairs of
binoculars that day, the better.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
To see my locket with my dear. But what I'm
here about this morning is a slight business deal. You see,
Missus Davis suggested that you might be interested in this
vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 8 (04:55):
Well, missus Davis is an old friend, but frankly we
don't have too much of a cold vacuum cleaners.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Oh, I don't want any money on it. I just
want to swap. You will find plenty of use for
the vacuum cleaner too, because Missus Davis is about to
put her rugs in your protective custody for the summer again.
Speaker 8 (05:15):
Well, then I guess I could use the vacuum athad.
Well let's see, now what could I give you in return? Oh,
here's something that might come in handy. It's for dressing
and undressing a genuine Chinese screen.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Well, actually, we have very few Chinese getting dressed at
our play. What I had in mind, mister Fisher, was
this blue and gold sport dress over here. Those happen
to be our school colors. And well, I'm going to
our opening baseball game tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
I understand, my dear, and you're perfectly welcome to the dress.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Oh that's very nice of you, mister Fisher.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
Just one thing, though, miss Brooks, are you sure the
dress will fit you?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Even if it doesn't, I'll look better in it than
I would in the vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Oh, Missus brook good morning, miss Brooke.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Hello, Harriet, how's the beloved daughter of Madison's beloved principle?
This morning?
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Fine?
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Thanks? Are you going past Daddy's office.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
As fast as possible? What can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Would you mind dropping this letter on his desk?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
It just arrives all right, I'll take it in.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Thanks. Oh On, I almost forgot. Would you take this
loving cup.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Just for delivering a letter? The baseball trophy Madison won
last year.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Daddy asked me to pick it up after it was polished.
I've got a run now.
Speaker 10 (06:44):
I want to catch Walter Dentton before he invites anyone
else at the opening game tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I know the feeling. See you later, Harriet A man,
Good morning, mister Conson. I've got something.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
For you that is a matter of opinion. Oh oh
the trophy?
Speaker 11 (07:09):
Oh yes, we'll put it on my desk please, yes, sir?
There anything else?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Oh yes, sir, Harriet gave me a letter for you. Now,
where in the world did I put it? Let me
look in my bag. Now it must be in here somewhere.
It's funny I can't seem to find.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
It, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Each day, the post office department handles hundreds of tons
of mail. They carry it on trains and boats and
planes over thousands of miles.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Of varying terraye.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
They go through rain and sleet and snow and dark
with night, and you can't be trusted to walk ten
yards with one loud one letter.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Please, sir, I may have dropped it in the hall.
I'll go out and look for it in a minute. Meanwhile,
I wish you'd cheer up a bit. Think of the
ball game tomorrow and how we're gonna whip clay City high.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You picked a perfect subject to elevate my spirits, Miss Brooks,
for your.
Speaker 11 (08:14):
Information, there will be no game tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
What but you can't do that to missus Davis's vacuum cleaner, Honey,
I purposely got a brand new use sport dress for
this game. I've been looking forward to it for months.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
So by miss Brooks, nothing would please me more than
to soundly drub Jason Brill's Clay City Tigers. But the
sad fact remains that we can't play them. Why not
because through some appalling mismanagement of the athletic fund.
Speaker 11 (08:44):
Our team has no uniforms.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Who's been handling the athletic fund?
Speaker 6 (08:49):
And that is beside the point.
Speaker 11 (08:53):
I went a bit overboard on the basketball appropriation.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Oh this is awful, mister Conkland. Baseball is the most
popular sported Madison.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
How well I know it. That's why I've taken my
glasses off, Miss Brooks. They steam up when I gaze
at this statue near my desk, the bust of the
man for whom we've named our athletic stadium, the one
person responsible for inaugurating baseball at Madison, our beloved founder,
Yoda Critch.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I know you feel bad, listen.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Plump comes into my throat when I think of how
he would take this catastrophe, and when I hold this
loving cup in my two hands.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Mister Conklin, Yes, Miss Brooks, would you mind letting go
of my ears?
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (09:45):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
I better put my glasses back on me.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Look, mister Conklin, isn't there something we could do to
make the game possible?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'm afraid not, miss Brooks, unless we Oh wait a minute,
do you think our boys could play good ball without uniforms?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I don't know how good they'd play, but they'd certainly
draw a nice crown.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
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Speaker 11 (10:20):
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Speaker 6 (11:23):
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Speaker 3 (11:46):
Well, mister Conklin refused to let our team play without
the proper equipment, especially against Madison's traditional rival Clay City High.
I was pretty blue about the whole thing. So when
lunch period derived, I headed for mister Boynton's biology laboratory,
my customary destination when I feel confused or unhappy or
(12:08):
contented or cheerful or anything. Hello, mister Boynton, mister Boynton.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
I'm over behind these cages, just doing a little of
fair work.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Have you heard about the game being called off tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (12:25):
Yes, I'm just sick about it. I had my heart
set on going through that game tomorrow, so did I.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
But don't be too depressed. We can still do something
else together.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Together. Oh that's right. You were going along to the
game with me, weren't you.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Obviously I was indispensable to you. But I know what
might be fun. We could go to the movies right
after school. By four o'clock we could be sitting in
the balcony at the State Theater.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Oh, but the State doesn't open until six thirty.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
That's what I say. It might be fun.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
I don't understand how could we have fun sitting in
a movie for two and a half hours if there's nothing.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Mister Boynton, please do me a favor the next time
we're in the balcony, borrow the usher's flashlight and see
how your fellow Americans are living.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
I guess I may seem pretty naive on occasion, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Oh, I don't know. Sometimes you're quite a man of
the world. Another world, of course. Now I suppose we
go to lunch. I've got to finish early and drop
into the domestic science room. Miss Westville promised to check
my new sport dress and see what alterations it needs.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
Oh is that what you've got in that box address?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yes, Now come on, mister Boyton, let's go.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Well, I'll have to join you a bit later on,
Miss Brooks, I've got to finish repairing the locks on
these rabbit cages brand new too. I can't understand how
these iron locks were broken.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Must have some pretty tough rabbits in there.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Look at them, will you? Aren't they cute? I keep
the female rabbits in one cage and the males in another.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
You would try and get your work done as soon
as possible.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
Huh, I will, Miss Brooks. I'd go with you right now,
but it's rather important you know how rabbit cages are.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Of course, you wouldn't want to come back from lunch
and find six cages where there were two before. Let's see,
(14:50):
Now where can I sit? Oh, there's Walter, Then mind
if I join you? Walter, not at all.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Welcome aboard almost.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Morsel of mass faculty.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Thank you, Walder, it's a pleasure.
Speaker 10 (15:05):
I'm sure your apple cheeked, cherry lipped continence is like
meat and drink to my beauty starved senses.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Thanks again. Now get your teeth out of my arm
and back into your fat.
Speaker 10 (15:22):
I'm afraid the abulance of my greeting to you is
not a true barometer of my feelings, Miss Brooks. No, no,
we're formally cavorted, the blithest of blithe spirits.
Speaker 9 (15:32):
There now sits a sodden lump of gloom, a veritable
clod of.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
A boy, Walter Denton, boy cloud. But if I may
be permitted an observation in your native tongue, what pray
is the cause of this unseeming Plotterie?
Speaker 10 (15:53):
Oh, it's Harriet Conklin. We had an argument, and now
she's not talking to me.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Oh what was the argument about?
Speaker 10 (16:00):
Well, it started when I heard that mister Conklin was
calling off Tomor's ballgame, and I said, I couldn't understand
how our athletic fund got into such bad shape that
we couldn't afford uniforms for the team. Then then I
mentioned mister Conklin's administration of the funds in a way
that Harriet construed his derogatory.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
What did you say?
Speaker 9 (16:21):
I said he was a marbleheaded dim wit.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I guess that could be construed as derogatory. Look, I
know how you feel, Walter. I'm disappointed too, But after.
Speaker 10 (16:35):
All, my feelings transcend disappointment, miss Brooks. They can only
be described as abjectly abysmal, cataclysmically morbid, and horrendously depressive.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
What did you have for lunch today? At the look, Walder?
Maybe all hope isn't long.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Pardon me, Miss Brooks, but mister Conklan wants to talk
to us about the ballgame tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yes, Miss Brooks, all hope is not lost now, you see, Walter,
I told you know it.
Speaker 10 (17:03):
I just knew if there was any possible chance to
salvage that contest, mister Conklin would be the man to
do it.
Speaker 9 (17:10):
Yes, sir, it is in every school it can boast
of a principal who, even.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
When he's made a few prior mistakes with the athletic fund,
can bounce right. A.
Speaker 11 (17:27):
Hey, we sit down with you for a moment, Miss.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Brookes, certainly, sir. What's this about the game tomorrow? Do
you really think we can hold it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
That, my dear, depends upon the cooperation we get. Suffice
it to say, I've contacted a sporting good store in
town who offered to rent us all the necessary uniforms
and equipment for a poultry twenty five dollars.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Isn't that wonderful?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Great? Have you got the poultry twenty five mister.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Conklin, No, no, I haven't. My salary check doesn't come
through until next week. However, that is not going to stop.
I feel now now that I'm duty bound to feel
a team against play City.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Duty bound, Yes, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Only minutes ago, as I sat fondling our Loving Cup,
symbol of Madison's baseball championship of by gone seasons, I
looked up at the statue.
Speaker 11 (18:14):
Of our founder, Yoda Kritch and.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Suddenly I seem to hear his voice say, with a
tear in it, I started baseball at Madison's.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
Good keep it going, boy.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Then then I heard myself saying, but Yoda, where can
I get twenty five dollars for uniforms? And fantastic as
it may sound, Yoda said, go oz good, go and
get the money from miss Brooks.
Speaker 11 (18:51):
Are you following me?
Speaker 6 (18:52):
Miss Brooks?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
You lost me when Yodar said, go as good.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
It's such a worthy car, Smiths Brooks. If I had
the money, i'd hand it over in a minute.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
So would I if you had the money, or if
I had it for that matter. But my check doesn't
come through until next week either.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
But surely you must have a little something salted away,
just salt, mister Conklind.
Speaker 9 (19:16):
Oh gosh, mister Conklin. I wish I could be helpful,
but I just can't.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
You really are I'd laid out my last forty dollars
for those rabbit cages. I won't get it back from
the board for over a month.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
And I just bought this sport dress with my last
vacuum cleaner. That is, I got it to the very
expensive place, and I feel as if i'd been run
through a back borrow the.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
Money somewhere for just a few days, I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Wait a minute, mister Conkland, did you say borrow? Yes,
for just a few days. That's right, sir, you give
me an idea. Yes, I'm almost positive it'll work. Now
just sit still, everyone, I've got a couple of stops
to make.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Jenus Brooks, you look like you're on your way to
a ball.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
You're close, Walter, I'm on my way to three of them. Well,
here I am again, mister Fisher.
Speaker 11 (20:15):
I'm at the real card of miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Just step this Waveley certainly. I know you're a busy man,
mister Fisher, so I'll be breathed. What will you give
me for this bust of Yodar Critch?
Speaker 8 (20:27):
Well, now, I don't like to see callous, miss Brooks,
but you'd be surprised how few calls I get the
busts of Yoda Fritch teams.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah, but I just want the money for a short
money You want money for this?
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Brooks, that would be out of
the question. However, I've still got that large Chinese screen here.
You can have that in exchange or excuse me. I
think another customer is coming in. I'll get back to
you in a minute.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Another customer, If you don't mind, mister Fisher, I'd rather
be seen in here with this statue. I'll just stuck
behind the screen until he goes.
Speaker 11 (21:08):
Yes, sir, what can I do for you?
Speaker 6 (21:11):
I'd like to borrow some money on what I have
in this box? And what might that be? It's a
blowing gold sport dress.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
You want to call in a sports dress?
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Yes, sir, it belongs to my wife, you know, the
little woman, oh, the little wolf.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Well, I don't usually take in dresses unless they're in
the family, that is. But do you mind if we
discuss this in the moment Another customer is coming in.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
Or another customer. But I mustn't be seen in here
with this dress. I'd better hide behind the screen until
he's gone.
Speaker 8 (21:48):
Don't rush yourself. It'll take him a few minutes to
open the door. Generally they peer into the window outside,
but quite a while before sidling in.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
I don't want to take any chances. I'll see you later. Oh,
pardon me, I didn't know anyone else was hiding behind
Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Don't stand there. I'll be kissed the little woman.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
This is most embarrassing, Miss Brooks. I what are you
doing with that statue of yo doc crich?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Well?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I never mind that. Mister Boyne, what are you doing
with my dress?
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Well? I never mind that, Miss Brooks. What are you
doing with that statue?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Quiet? Mister Boyne. Another customer just came in.
Speaker 11 (22:31):
Good afternoon, my boy. Can I help you?
Speaker 9 (22:33):
Yes, sir, I'd like to hot these rabbit.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Cages rabbit cag just for a short period and.
Speaker 9 (22:44):
Then we'll take it off your hands. Rabbits and all.
Speaker 8 (22:48):
This is an interesting day, and business is booming too.
I see another customer is about doing another customer.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
I don't want anybody to see me in here. I
canna hide somewhere.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Room for one more downfront.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
Thanks, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
I'll just Miss Rooks.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
Oh, you won't tell mister Boynton about these cages.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Will you?
Speaker 6 (23:11):
I'm sure she won't.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Walter, I wouldn't want.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
You to find out that.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
I Walter, what are you doing with my rabbit cages?
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Miss Brooks? What are you doing with that statue of
yo dark critch?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Never mind that, Walter? What are you doing with mister
Boynton's rabbit cages?
Speaker 6 (23:31):
Never mind my rabbit cages, Miss Brooks, what are you
doing with that statue?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
What are you doing with my dress? Mister Barton.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Walter, what are you doing with my rabbit cages?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Well? It was fun. Shall we go around again?
Speaker 9 (23:47):
You've got to figure out somewhere you're quiet, Walter.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Another customer just came in.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
I can see through a crack in the screen. He's
coming all the way back to the last counter.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
And what may I do for you, sir? I, sir,
should like tootiate alone on this silver loving cup.
Speaker 11 (24:03):
You mean you want to hawk it?
Speaker 6 (24:05):
Don't be vulgar.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Twenty five dollars would relieve my temporary financial embarrassment, and
the cup would be redeemed in a very short time. Well,
good Heaven, somebody's coming in. I can't be seen in
this sort of establishment. I just hide behind this screen
until he leaves. I'm sorry, boy.
Speaker 9 (24:27):
That's okay, mister Conklin, I'll move.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Over, thank you, Walder.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Now, Miss Brooks, if you move over a bit so
that I can stand between mister Boynton and yourself, I'm
sure we'll allber.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Miss Brooks, missment for the Denton. This role call you've
left out, yo, dark Critch.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
So I have Miss Brooks. What are you doing with
that statue of Yoda?
Speaker 6 (24:57):
Critch?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Well, I Walter, what are you doing with me? Mister
Boynton's rabbit cave?
Speaker 9 (25:01):
Like, mister Boynton, what are you doing with miss brooks dress?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yes, mister Boyton, what are you doing with my dress?
Speaker 6 (25:07):
HyET?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Quiet?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
That sort of buck passing will never take my mind
off that statue, Miss Brooks, it won't.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
We'll try this on besides, mister Conklin, what are you
doing in this pawn shop with a Madison baseball trophy?
Speaker 12 (25:20):
Ooh, that's pretty good?
Speaker 6 (25:45):
How mans bass Folks, we're all here for the same purpose,
to raise the money for the baseball You in a
porn Sure.
Speaker 9 (25:50):
Not, mister Fisher will come through.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Well, whom my last customer just leaves? My isn't it
getting a little stuffy for you volks behind that screen?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Stuffier than ever lately? Mister Fisher. This is a very
strange situation. But we're all here after the same twenty
five dollars. Now you've seen our collateral, Take any or
all of it, and please give us the money.
Speaker 8 (26:11):
Of course, my dear, of course I'll give you twenty
five dollars on this loving cup alone.
Speaker 11 (26:15):
Wonderful mister Fisher.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Now I won't have to cancel the game tomorrow, And folks,
our mutual mortification has.
Speaker 11 (26:21):
Not been in vain. Oh, pardon me, sir. There seems
to be a letter in this loving cup.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
A letter.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Oh, that must be the one Harriet gave me for
you this morning. It probably dropped in the cup while
I was holding them.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Both, no doubt, Miss Brooks, Oh, I left my glasses
at the office.
Speaker 11 (26:35):
Will you read the letter to me?
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Please?
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Yes, sir? Why it's from Jason Brill, It says, dear
mister Conklin, due to a shortage in our athletic fund,
I am forced to cancel tomorrow's baseball game because my
team has no uniform.
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Speaker 1 (28:23):
And now once again here is our Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Well, we were all very disappointed by the postponent of
the opening baseball game with Clay City, but my chagrin
was short lived because that night I had a date
with mister Boynton, and soon I heard him saying.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Come a little closer, Mis Brooks.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
All right, how's this closer? Like this a little closer please,
mister Boynton. If we get any closer to that movie screen,
we'll be in the pictures.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Next week.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Good to another harvest.
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Speaker 2 (29:13):
The gay Our Miss Brooks, starring e Varden, is produced
by Larry Burns, directed by Al Lewis with the music
of wilber Hatch under the direction of Maurice Carlton. Mister
Boynton is played by Jeff Chandler, Mister Conklin by Gail Gordon.
Others in the night's cast were Jane Morgan, Dick Cranag,
Gloria McMillan, and Frank Nelson.
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Speaker 2 (30:16):
Or mystery liberally sprinkled laughs. Listen to mister and missus
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Episode of Our Miss Brooks written by al Lewis Well.
The baseball season is rapidly getting under way, and our
Miss Brooks, who teaches English at Madison High School, is
full of enthusiasm for our national pastime.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yes, I am enthusiastic about the national pastime, largely, I
must admit, because of the enthusiasm for the game felt
by one Philip Boynton, my national pastime. Last Thursday morning,
at breakfast, my landlady asked me, how come how.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Come this sudden interest in baseball?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Kennie? Seems to me you never cared about the game
very much.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Oh you're wrong, missus Davis. I always had a deep
root love for the game. It just took someone to
bring it out.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Mister Boynton.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
It wasn't Ty Cobb the way I look at it,
Baseball will eventually further our romance.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
How do you mean, Kenny Well?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I figure if he spends enough time looking at curves
and watching fellows trying to get to first base. It
might give him an idea.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
He's a backward sort, all right, not about baseball.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Tomorrow's the opening game, Missus Davis with Clay City High,
and already mister Boynton's invited me to go with him. Now,
of course my troubles just begin. I've got to have
a nice sport outfit to wear to the game.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
What's wrong with the outsit?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You've got, Mister Boynton seen me wearing it three times already,
three times yes to the opening games of nineteen forty nine,
forty eight, and forty seven. I made up my mind
that this year, when they throw out the first ball,
I'm throwing out that dress. Oh if only I wasn't
so broke. Let me think a minute, if there was
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somebody who could lend me.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I'm broke too, Connie, If there was.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Somebody else who could, No, I guess borrowing isn't the answer.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Wait a minute, Connie. I was talking to mister Fisher yesterday.
He's the nice man who runs the pawn shop on
Fourth Street.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I know we've met several times.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Well, I just happened to drop him yesterday to see
that my brother Victor's cigarette case was polished, and mister
Fisher showed me the nicest fort dress, brand new. He
had just picked it up a Sherry's department store at
their spring sale, a sport dress.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
What if he wanted for waiting Entrey.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
It's not for himself, Connie. It was for his daughter.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
But unfortunately, or maybe fortunately for you, he didn't fit
her and he couldn't take it back to Sherry's because
all sales were final. So so maybe he'd be willing
to let you have it on the swap.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
But what could I swap him for?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
It?
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Will?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No, I'll need these fillings as I get older.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I'd be glad to let you take the vacuum cleaner, Connie.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
That's very generous of you, missus Davis. But wouldn't it
make it terribly inconvenient when you wanted to clean the rug?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Not at all. I'm pawning the rugs next week. What's
this summer coming in all?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
It's much cooler in the house without rugs. Besides, I
need the money for other things. Now, you just take
the hoover and stop off at mister Fisher's on your
way to school.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I certainly appreciate your kindness, Missus Davis, but I sort
of hate the idea of having to get anything like
this at a pawnshop.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I mean, I don't see why you should feel that way, Connie.
It's just like any other business, and a lot older
than most. Take Christopher Columbus, for instance, without a pawn shop,
where would he be today?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Same place? You're right, Missus Davis. Well, if Queen Isabella
hadn't raised the money on her jewels, Columbus couldn't have
discovered America exactly.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Then where will you be?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
That's easy. I'd be teaching Indian kids for very little wampum.
Good morning, mister Fisher.
Speaker 8 (04:27):
Well, miss Brooks, I haven't seen you since you redeemed
your locket.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Correction, you haven't seen me since I pondered again after
the holidays.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Remember, of course, it was on a Monday in January.
I recall it because I took in six pairs of
binoculars that day, the better.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
To see my locket with my dear. But what I'm
here about this morning is a slight business deal. You see,
Missus Davis suggested that you might be interested in this
vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 8 (04:55):
Well, missus Davis is an old friend, but frankly we
don't have too much of a cold vacuum cleaners.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Oh, I don't want any money on it. I just
want to swap. You will find plenty of use for
the vacuum cleaner too, because Missus Davis is about to
put her rugs in your protective custody for the summer again.
Speaker 8 (05:15):
Well, then I guess I could use the vacuum athad.
Well let's see, now what could I give you in return? Oh,
here's something that might come in handy. It's for dressing
and undressing a genuine Chinese screen.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Well, actually, we have very few Chinese getting dressed at
our play. What I had in mind, mister Fisher, was
this blue and gold sport dress over here. Those happen
to be our school colors. And well, I'm going to
our opening baseball game tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
I understand, my dear, and you're perfectly welcome to the dress.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Oh that's very nice of you, mister Fisher.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
Just one thing, though, miss Brooks, are you sure the
dress will fit you?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Even if it doesn't, I'll look better in it than
I would in the vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Oh, Missus brook good morning, miss Brooke.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Hello, Harriet, how's the beloved daughter of Madison's beloved principle?
This morning?
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Fine?
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Thanks? Are you going past Daddy's office.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
As fast as possible? What can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Would you mind dropping this letter on his desk?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
It just arrives all right, I'll take it in.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Thanks. Oh On, I almost forgot. Would you take this
loving cup.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Just for delivering a letter? The baseball trophy Madison won
last year.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Daddy asked me to pick it up after it was polished.
I've got a run now.
Speaker 10 (06:44):
I want to catch Walter Dentton before he invites anyone
else at the opening game tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I know the feeling. See you later, Harriet A man,
Good morning, mister Conson. I've got something.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
For you that is a matter of opinion. Oh oh
the trophy?
Speaker 11 (07:09):
Oh yes, we'll put it on my desk please, yes, sir?
There anything else?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Oh yes, sir, Harriet gave me a letter for you. Now,
where in the world did I put it? Let me
look in my bag. Now it must be in here somewhere.
It's funny I can't seem to find.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
It, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Each day, the post office department handles hundreds of tons
of mail. They carry it on trains and boats and
planes over thousands of miles.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Of varying terraye.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
They go through rain and sleet and snow and dark
with night, and you can't be trusted to walk ten
yards with one loud one letter.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Please, sir, I may have dropped it in the hall.
I'll go out and look for it in a minute. Meanwhile,
I wish you'd cheer up a bit. Think of the
ball game tomorrow and how we're gonna whip clay City high.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You picked a perfect subject to elevate my spirits, Miss Brooks,
for your.
Speaker 11 (08:14):
Information, there will be no game tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
What but you can't do that to missus Davis's vacuum cleaner, Honey,
I purposely got a brand new use sport dress for
this game. I've been looking forward to it for months.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
So by miss Brooks, nothing would please me more than
to soundly drub Jason Brill's Clay City Tigers. But the
sad fact remains that we can't play them. Why not
because through some appalling mismanagement of the athletic fund.
Speaker 11 (08:44):
Our team has no uniforms.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Who's been handling the athletic fund?
Speaker 6 (08:49):
And that is beside the point.
Speaker 11 (08:53):
I went a bit overboard on the basketball appropriation.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Oh this is awful, mister Conkland. Baseball is the most
popular sported Madison.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
How well I know it. That's why I've taken my
glasses off, Miss Brooks. They steam up when I gaze
at this statue near my desk, the bust of the
man for whom we've named our athletic stadium, the one
person responsible for inaugurating baseball at Madison, our beloved founder,
Yoda Critch.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I know you feel bad, listen.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Plump comes into my throat when I think of how
he would take this catastrophe, and when I hold this
loving cup in my two hands.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Mister Conklin, Yes, Miss Brooks, would you mind letting go
of my ears?
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (09:45):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
I better put my glasses back on me.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Look, mister Conklin, isn't there something we could do to
make the game possible?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'm afraid not, miss Brooks, unless we Oh wait a minute,
do you think our boys could play good ball without uniforms?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I don't know how good they'd play, but they'd certainly
draw a nice crown.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
All this brook starring Eve Arden will continue in just
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Speaker 3 (11:46):
Well, mister Conklin refused to let our team play without
the proper equipment, especially against Madison's traditional rival Clay City High.
I was pretty blue about the whole thing. So when
lunch period derived, I headed for mister Boynton's biology laboratory,
my customary destination when I feel confused or unhappy or
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contented or cheerful or anything. Hello, mister Boynton, mister Boynton.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
I'm over behind these cages, just doing a little of
fair work.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Have you heard about the game being called off tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (12:25):
Yes, I'm just sick about it. I had my heart
set on going through that game tomorrow, so did I.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
But don't be too depressed. We can still do something
else together.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Together. Oh that's right. You were going along to the
game with me, weren't you.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Obviously I was indispensable to you. But I know what
might be fun. We could go to the movies right
after school. By four o'clock we could be sitting in
the balcony at the State Theater.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Oh, but the State doesn't open until six thirty.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
That's what I say. It might be fun.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
I don't understand how could we have fun sitting in
a movie for two and a half hours if there's nothing.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Mister Boynton, please do me a favor the next time
we're in the balcony, borrow the usher's flashlight and see
how your fellow Americans are living.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
I guess I may seem pretty naive on occasion, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Oh, I don't know. Sometimes you're quite a man of
the world. Another world, of course. Now I suppose we
go to lunch. I've got to finish early and drop
into the domestic science room. Miss Westville promised to check
my new sport dress and see what alterations it needs.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
Oh is that what you've got in that box address?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yes, Now come on, mister Boyton, let's go.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Well, I'll have to join you a bit later on,
Miss Brooks, I've got to finish repairing the locks on
these rabbit cages brand new too. I can't understand how
these iron locks were broken.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Must have some pretty tough rabbits in there.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Look at them, will you? Aren't they cute? I keep
the female rabbits in one cage and the males in another.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
You would try and get your work done as soon
as possible.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
Huh, I will, Miss Brooks. I'd go with you right now,
but it's rather important you know how rabbit cages are.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Of course, you wouldn't want to come back from lunch
and find six cages where there were two before. Let's see,
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Now where can I sit? Oh, there's Walter, Then mind
if I join you? Walter, not at all.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Welcome aboard almost.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Morsel of mass faculty.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Thank you, Walder, it's a pleasure.
Speaker 10 (15:05):
I'm sure your apple cheeked, cherry lipped continence is like
meat and drink to my beauty starved senses.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Thanks again. Now get your teeth out of my arm
and back into your fat.
Speaker 10 (15:22):
I'm afraid the abulance of my greeting to you is
not a true barometer of my feelings, Miss Brooks. No, no,
we're formally cavorted, the blithest of blithe spirits.
Speaker 9 (15:32):
There now sits a sodden lump of gloom, a veritable
clod of.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
A boy, Walter Denton, boy cloud. But if I may
be permitted an observation in your native tongue, what pray
is the cause of this unseeming Plotterie?
Speaker 10 (15:53):
Oh, it's Harriet Conklin. We had an argument, and now
she's not talking to me.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Oh what was the argument about?
Speaker 10 (16:00):
Well, it started when I heard that mister Conklin was
calling off Tomor's ballgame, and I said, I couldn't understand
how our athletic fund got into such bad shape that
we couldn't afford uniforms for the team. Then then I
mentioned mister Conklin's administration of the funds in a way
that Harriet construed his derogatory.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
What did you say?
Speaker 9 (16:21):
I said he was a marbleheaded dim wit.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I guess that could be construed as derogatory. Look, I
know how you feel, Walter. I'm disappointed too, But after.
Speaker 10 (16:35):
All, my feelings transcend disappointment, miss Brooks. They can only
be described as abjectly abysmal, cataclysmically morbid, and horrendously depressive.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
What did you have for lunch today? At the look, Walder?
Maybe all hope isn't long.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Pardon me, Miss Brooks, but mister Conklan wants to talk
to us about the ballgame tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yes, Miss Brooks, all hope is not lost now, you see, Walter,
I told you know it.
Speaker 10 (17:03):
I just knew if there was any possible chance to
salvage that contest, mister Conklin would be the man to
do it.
Speaker 9 (17:10):
Yes, sir, it is in every school it can boast
of a principal who, even.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
When he's made a few prior mistakes with the athletic fund,
can bounce right. A.
Speaker 11 (17:27):
Hey, we sit down with you for a moment, Miss.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Brookes, certainly, sir. What's this about the game tomorrow? Do
you really think we can hold it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
That, my dear, depends upon the cooperation we get. Suffice
it to say, I've contacted a sporting good store in
town who offered to rent us all the necessary uniforms
and equipment for a poultry twenty five dollars.
Speaker 6 (17:47):
Isn't that wonderful?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Great? Have you got the poultry twenty five mister.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Conklin, No, no, I haven't. My salary check doesn't come
through until next week. However, that is not going to stop.
I feel now now that I'm duty bound to feel
a team against play City.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Duty bound, Yes, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Only minutes ago, as I sat fondling our Loving Cup,
symbol of Madison's baseball championship of by gone seasons, I
looked up at the statue.
Speaker 11 (18:14):
Of our founder, Yoda Kritch and.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Suddenly I seem to hear his voice say, with a
tear in it, I started baseball at Madison's.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
Good keep it going, boy.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Then then I heard myself saying, but Yoda, where can
I get twenty five dollars for uniforms? And fantastic as
it may sound, Yoda said, go oz good, go and
get the money from miss Brooks.
Speaker 11 (18:51):
Are you following me?
Speaker 6 (18:52):
Miss Brooks?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
You lost me when Yodar said, go as good.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
It's such a worthy car, Smiths Brooks. If I had
the money, i'd hand it over in a minute.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
So would I if you had the money, or if
I had it for that matter. But my check doesn't
come through until next week either.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
But surely you must have a little something salted away,
just salt, mister Conklind.
Speaker 9 (19:16):
Oh gosh, mister Conklin. I wish I could be helpful,
but I just can't.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
You really are I'd laid out my last forty dollars
for those rabbit cages. I won't get it back from
the board for over a month.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
And I just bought this sport dress with my last
vacuum cleaner. That is, I got it to the very
expensive place, and I feel as if i'd been run
through a back borrow the.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
Money somewhere for just a few days, I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Wait a minute, mister Conkland, did you say borrow? Yes,
for just a few days. That's right, sir, you give
me an idea. Yes, I'm almost positive it'll work. Now
just sit still, everyone, I've got a couple of stops
to make.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Jenus Brooks, you look like you're on your way to
a ball.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
You're close, Walter, I'm on my way to three of them. Well,
here I am again, mister Fisher.
Speaker 11 (20:15):
I'm at the real card of miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Just step this Waveley certainly. I know you're a busy man,
mister Fisher, so I'll be breathed. What will you give
me for this bust of Yodar Critch?
Speaker 8 (20:27):
Well, now, I don't like to see callous, miss Brooks,
but you'd be surprised how few calls I get the
busts of Yoda Fritch teams.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah, but I just want the money for a short
money You want money for this?
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Brooks, that would be out of
the question. However, I've still got that large Chinese screen here.
You can have that in exchange or excuse me. I
think another customer is coming in. I'll get back to
you in a minute.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Another customer, If you don't mind, mister Fisher, I'd rather
be seen in here with this statue. I'll just stuck
behind the screen until he goes.
Speaker 11 (21:08):
Yes, sir, what can I do for you?
Speaker 6 (21:11):
I'd like to borrow some money on what I have
in this box? And what might that be? It's a
blowing gold sport dress.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
You want to call in a sports dress?
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Yes, sir, it belongs to my wife, you know, the
little woman, oh, the little wolf.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Well, I don't usually take in dresses unless they're in
the family, that is. But do you mind if we
discuss this in the moment Another customer is coming in.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
Or another customer. But I mustn't be seen in here
with this dress. I'd better hide behind the screen until
he's gone.
Speaker 8 (21:48):
Don't rush yourself. It'll take him a few minutes to
open the door. Generally they peer into the window outside,
but quite a while before sidling in.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
I don't want to take any chances. I'll see you later. Oh,
pardon me, I didn't know anyone else was hiding behind
Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Don't stand there. I'll be kissed the little woman.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
This is most embarrassing, Miss Brooks. I what are you
doing with that statue of yo doc crich?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Well?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I never mind that. Mister Boyne, what are you doing
with my dress?
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Well? I never mind that, Miss Brooks. What are you
doing with that statue?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Quiet? Mister Boyne. Another customer just came in.
Speaker 11 (22:31):
Good afternoon, my boy. Can I help you?
Speaker 9 (22:33):
Yes, sir, I'd like to hot these rabbit.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Cages rabbit cag just for a short period and.
Speaker 9 (22:44):
Then we'll take it off your hands. Rabbits and all.
Speaker 8 (22:48):
This is an interesting day, and business is booming too.
I see another customer is about doing another customer.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
I don't want anybody to see me in here. I
canna hide somewhere.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Room for one more downfront.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
Thanks, Miss Brooks.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
I'll just Miss Rooks.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
Oh, you won't tell mister Boynton about these cages.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Will you?
Speaker 6 (23:11):
I'm sure she won't.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Walter, I wouldn't want.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
You to find out that.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
I Walter, what are you doing with my rabbit cages?
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Miss Brooks? What are you doing with that statue of
yo dark critch?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Never mind that, Walter? What are you doing with mister
Boynton's rabbit cages?
Speaker 6 (23:31):
Never mind my rabbit cages, Miss Brooks, what are you
doing with that statue?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
What are you doing with my dress? Mister Barton.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Walter, what are you doing with my rabbit cages?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Well? It was fun. Shall we go around again?
Speaker 9 (23:47):
You've got to figure out somewhere you're quiet, Walter.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Another customer just came in.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
I can see through a crack in the screen. He's
coming all the way back to the last counter.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
And what may I do for you, sir? I, sir,
should like tootiate alone on this silver loving cup.
Speaker 11 (24:03):
You mean you want to hawk it?
Speaker 6 (24:05):
Don't be vulgar.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Twenty five dollars would relieve my temporary financial embarrassment, and
the cup would be redeemed in a very short time. Well,
good Heaven, somebody's coming in. I can't be seen in
this sort of establishment. I just hide behind this screen
until he leaves. I'm sorry, boy.
Speaker 9 (24:27):
That's okay, mister Conklin, I'll move.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Over, thank you, Walder.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Now, Miss Brooks, if you move over a bit so
that I can stand between mister Boynton and yourself, I'm
sure we'll allber.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Miss Brooks, missment for the Denton. This role call you've
left out, yo, dark Critch.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
So I have Miss Brooks. What are you doing with
that statue of Yoda?
Speaker 6 (24:57):
Critch?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Well, I Walter, what are you doing with me? Mister
Boynton's rabbit cave?
Speaker 9 (25:01):
Like, mister Boynton, what are you doing with miss brooks dress?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yes, mister Boyton, what are you doing with my dress?
Speaker 6 (25:07):
HyET?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Quiet?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
That sort of buck passing will never take my mind
off that statue, Miss Brooks, it won't.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
We'll try this on besides, mister Conklin, what are you
doing in this pawn shop with a Madison baseball trophy?
Speaker 12 (25:20):
Ooh, that's pretty good?
Speaker 6 (25:45):
How mans bass Folks, we're all here for the same purpose,
to raise the money for the baseball You in a
porn Sure.
Speaker 9 (25:50):
Not, mister Fisher will come through.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Well, whom my last customer just leaves? My isn't it
getting a little stuffy for you volks behind that screen?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Stuffier than ever lately? Mister Fisher. This is a very
strange situation. But we're all here after the same twenty
five dollars. Now you've seen our collateral, Take any or
all of it, and please give us the money.
Speaker 8 (26:11):
Of course, my dear, of course I'll give you twenty
five dollars on this loving cup alone.
Speaker 11 (26:15):
Wonderful mister Fisher.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Now I won't have to cancel the game tomorrow, And folks,
our mutual mortification has.
Speaker 11 (26:21):
Not been in vain. Oh, pardon me, sir. There seems
to be a letter in this loving cup.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
A letter.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Oh, that must be the one Harriet gave me for
you this morning. It probably dropped in the cup while
I was holding them.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Both, no doubt, Miss Brooks, Oh, I left my glasses
at the office.
Speaker 11 (26:35):
Will you read the letter to me?
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Please?
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Yes, sir? Why it's from Jason Brill, It says, dear
mister Conklin, due to a shortage in our athletic fund,
I am forced to cancel tomorrow's baseball game because my
team has no uniform.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
The margins our mistrucks returns in just a moment.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
But first, dream Girl, dream Girl.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
Beautiful luster Cream Girl.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Tonight, Yes, tonight, show him how much lovelier your hair
can look after a luster cream shampoo. Luster Cream World's
finest shampoo. No other shampoo in the world gives you kadom,
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cream shampoo.
Speaker 12 (28:05):
Dream Girl, dream Girl, Beautiful luster cream Girl. You owe
your crowning glory.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
To a luster cream shampoo.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
And now once again here is our Miss Brooks.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Well, we were all very disappointed by the postponent of
the opening baseball game with Clay City, but my chagrin
was short lived because that night I had a date
with mister Boynton, and soon I heard him saying.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Come a little closer, Mis Brooks.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
All right, how's this closer? Like this a little closer please,
mister Boynton. If we get any closer to that movie screen,
we'll be in the pictures.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Next week.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Good to another harvest.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Work show, broughtling by Poster Green Tample for CP Clamorous
forrecable hair and Colviate dental cream.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
The cleaner breath while you clean your teeth and help
Stop Tooth.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
The gay Our Miss Brooks, starring e Varden, is produced
by Larry Burns, directed by Al Lewis with the music
of wilber Hatch under the direction of Maurice Carlton. Mister
Boynton is played by Jeff Chandler, Mister Conklin by Gail Gordon.
Others in the night's cast were Jane Morgan, Dick Cranag,
Gloria McMillan, and Frank Nelson.
Speaker 13 (29:36):
Doctor's proof Pomalive soap can bring you a lovelier complexion
in fourteen days. Yes, thirty six leading skin specialists proved
in tests on twelve hundred and eighty five different women
that Pomlive soap facials using nothing but palmalin brought new
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(29:59):
for sixty seconds, massaging pom Olive's beauty lather under your skin,
then rinse. So start your Palmolive facials today. Remember doctors
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Speaker 2 (30:16):
Or mystery liberally sprinkled laughs. Listen to mister and missus
North Tuesday evening over most of these same stations, and
be with us again next week at the same time
for another comedy episode of our Miss Brooks bab Leaman speaking.
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